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Speaker 3: If you're a fan of the show, you may have

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Speaker 3: heard a prank idea that we've done here from time

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Speaker 3: to time where a repair man is working on something

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Speaker 3: in your house or your apartment while you're not there,

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Speaker 3: and then you get a phone call that something ridiculous

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Speaker 3: went wrong. I love the mistakes were made, and I'm sorry,

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Speaker 3: but I dropped all your jewelry into the garbage disposal.

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Speaker 3: There's nothing I can do well. Today we call a

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Speaker 3: woman to tell her something isn't quite right with her

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Speaker 3: washing machine, and you're gonna hear it in your phone

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Speaker 3: tap right now.

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Speaker 4: It's another Hello, Hello, Hello, Hi?

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Speaker 2: Is this Marshall?

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Speaker 4: Yes? Is this Oh?

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Speaker 5: Thank god you answered. I'm a washing machine repair man.

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Speaker 5: My name is Doug.

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Speaker 4: Okay, what why are you yelling? Like? What's what's going on?

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Speaker 2: I'm sorry.

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Speaker 5: I just want to make sure you can you can

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Speaker 5: hear me. I'm at the house right now. Your husband

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Speaker 5: let me in?

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Speaker 4: Right? Yeah?

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Speaker 2: How are you today?

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Speaker 4: I am doing I am at work, So what's going on?

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Speaker 4: Why do you need to talk to me? You can't.

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Speaker 4: You can't talk to my husband.

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Speaker 2: Well, he's not here anymore. He kind of left me.

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Speaker 4: And uh wait wait wait wait, you're you're in my

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Speaker 4: house alone? My husband left.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, he said he had to go out to run

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Speaker 5: an errand and I thought I'd be done really quickly.

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Speaker 2: But I have a problem.

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Speaker 4: Well we have several, but what is yours?

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Speaker 5: So I wanted to get a better look into the

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Speaker 5: top portion of the machine.

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Speaker 1: You know, uh huh?

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Speaker 5: So I put my head in here and I got stuck.

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Speaker 5: I can't get it out.

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Speaker 4: Your head, You can't get your head out?

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Speaker 5: Yeah, if you could picture, My legs.

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Speaker 2: Are up in the air behind me.

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Speaker 5: Why and my head is stuck inside the washing machine.

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Speaker 4: That is the dumbest thing I have ever heard, Like,

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Speaker 4: why would you even do that?

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Speaker 2: Sorry? I panicked. I didn't know what else to do.

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Speaker 4: Why didn't Why didn't you just call nine one? Why

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Speaker 4: did you call me?

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Speaker 5: Oh? I can't whatever you do, not call nine one

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Speaker 5: one And don't call the fire department please?

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Speaker 2: Why because this would be the third time this week

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Speaker 2: they would have had to rescue me.

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Speaker 4: This has happened to you before.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, and it's really embarrassing. I don't want them to

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Speaker 5: have to save me again.

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Speaker 4: This is really so stupid.

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Speaker 5: I know, I'm so sorry to do this to you,

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Speaker 5: but I do think I can get myself out.

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Speaker 4: Then why did you call.

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Speaker 2: Me because I need your help?

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Speaker 4: What do you want me to do? I am at work.

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Speaker 2: I know you don't have to leave or anything.

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Speaker 5: I just need my body to fully relax so that

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Speaker 5: I can naturally slip out and you can help my God,

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Speaker 5: you can help me relax by hypnotizing me.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, you know what. No, this this is insane.

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Speaker 5: I get it, trust me. This is the last call

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Speaker 5: I want to be making. I just need you to

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Speaker 5: help me relax. If you could just repeat these phrases,

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Speaker 5: they'll let my body be at ease.

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Speaker 4: I'm not Just tell me.

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Speaker 5: Just say you are now going deeper and deeper into

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Speaker 5: this beautiful, soothing relaxation.

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Speaker 4: What you want me to say that?

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Speaker 5: Just say it in a in a smooth, smooth lot.

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Speaker 4: This this, this is insane and I do not have

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Speaker 4: time for this. Are you sleepy? Hello? Are you sleepy?

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Speaker 2: Ulling up? Oh my god? Oh no, I accident. I

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Speaker 2: accidentally hit the button. No, this worse than before.

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Speaker 4: Oh my god, are you an idiot?

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Speaker 1: Job?

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Speaker 4: Okay, this is I'm gonna call one. I'm telling nine

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Speaker 4: one on me.

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Speaker 2: Relax, relax me. No, this is a pank phone call.

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Speaker 2: Marsh What I said? This is a prank phone call.

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Speaker 4: Marshall.

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Speaker 2: You're on the radio right now.

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Speaker 3: It is jeff from a show called Broken Jeffrey in

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Speaker 3: the Morning.

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Speaker 4: This. I knew something was up. I wasn't sure. I

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Speaker 4: wasn't sure what I know.

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Speaker 2: You weren't very eager to help me when.

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Speaker 4: I was stuck. I was wondering how tall he is.

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Speaker 4: Because I'm five foot. I do get stuck, but I

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Speaker 4: can always get out.

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Speaker 3: Oh you didn't want to join me in there? It

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Speaker 3: could have been nice, like a little hot tub.

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Speaker 4: Uh huh yeah, No, don't think nice.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god.

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Speaker 1: No.

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Speaker 4: If I mind, I'm gonna have them paybacks. Are you know?

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Speaker 4: If they say paybacks

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Speaker 1: Are wake up every morning with boom taps weekday mornings

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Speaker 1: on the twenties, Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning