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Speaker 1: F P n C.

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Speaker 2: Give a shot, Give it a shot, f PC, call it,

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Speaker 2: give it a shot. Puh, conglomerate.

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Speaker 3: I don't know. People come together close like mine. That

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Speaker 2: Uh all right, this is right here. F PC is

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Speaker 2: Funeral Picture Company, all right. And what we do is,

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Speaker 2: you know, we we help you get you We come

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Speaker 2: take your picture that you want to have on your

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Speaker 2: program for your funeral. You know, you get a good picture.

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Speaker 2: That's way you don't have to worry when you're gone

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Speaker 2: about a bad picture being put on them. This is

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Speaker 2: the Funeral Picture Company. We get you a nice, nice

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Speaker 2: picture on that good resolution, high resolution everything. We get

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Speaker 2: you a nice picture. So yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, folks

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Speaker 2: taking these pictures. So I'm f PC gonna get this

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Speaker 2: man a call and let him know we coming buy

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Speaker 2: uh because we heard his funeral was gonna be soon

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Speaker 2: and he ain't he ain't you? I was going, yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 2: playing let's don't care.

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Speaker 3: Hello, Hello, I'm trying to reach Darwin, Darwin. This is he,

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Speaker 3: Hey Darwin, how you doing this? Is Frank with f PC.

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Speaker 3: We're trying to come down and see about making an

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Speaker 3: appointment with you within the next week. As that's possible

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Speaker 3: funding for what we're supposed to come by. I'm with

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Speaker 3: f PC. We wanted to Uh we have what what

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Speaker 3: what is that? What is f PC? Uh? Sir? Your

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Speaker 3: name was left with us and you're you're you're on

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Speaker 3: on our file to actually come out and make an

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Speaker 3: appointment with you so we can so we can get

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Speaker 3: your picture taken. You must have the wrong number.

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Speaker 1: I'm not I'm not signed up to take no picture anything, sir.

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Speaker 3: Okay, well you are you're Darwin?

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Speaker 1: Right, yeah, yes, I am Darwin. So you called Darwin

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Speaker 1: and that's what you call it. But the main thing

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Speaker 1: about the picture?

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Speaker 3: What what?

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Speaker 1: What's up with a picture?

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Speaker 3: We've got you on our schedule here, FPC. We have

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Speaker 3: you on our schedule two to actually for us to

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Speaker 3: come out to your home and take your picture.

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Speaker 1: Okay, f PC? Which company is that? What's what's your

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Speaker 1: what type of picture? And would I be taking?

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Speaker 3: Now?

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Speaker 1: I'm not taking no picture? But what what is FPC?

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Speaker 3: Okay? You don't know anything about a photo being taken

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Speaker 3: of view? Second? No? Okay, uh, sir? FPC is we

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Speaker 3: are this is a Funeral Picture company, Funeral Picture company.

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Speaker 3: And what we do is we come out and take

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Speaker 3: your picture and we actually keep it on file. That way,

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Speaker 3: when you do pass away, we have your picture for

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Speaker 3: your program and we have a nice picture for you.

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Speaker 1: Oh look, I'm not dead right now. You're not taking

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Speaker 1: no picture of me? Who is this again? My name

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Speaker 1: is Frank.

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Speaker 3: Frank?

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Speaker 1: Okay, Frank, you mean to tell me y'all have taken

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Speaker 1: pictures of people before they die, just so you could

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Speaker 1: have the picture. Oh found, We keep it on.

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Speaker 3: File and then you have a good picture on your program.

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Speaker 3: And that's what that's what Uh, that's what we do.

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Speaker 1: Some I ain't signed up for nothing like that. Who

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Speaker 1: the hell signed me up for some like that?

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Speaker 3: I don't know, you're quite sure, but we're trying to

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Speaker 3: schedule what we can come out beginning of next week

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Speaker 3: so we can get your picture taken.

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Speaker 1: Next week week after you get the picture when I'm dead,

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Speaker 1: you're not taking no picture of me before I die.

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Speaker 1: That That don't sound right, sir.

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Speaker 3: Don't you want to have a good picture on your program?

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Speaker 1: Sir? You're not taking no picture of me for no

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Speaker 1: funeral arrangements that I'm not dead yet. I don't understand that.

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Speaker 1: What the hell is this about? Nobody who signed me

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Speaker 1: up for it, then tell me that much.

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Speaker 3: Uh, sir, I don't have the actual person listed here

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Speaker 3: on who signs you up, but I do have the number,

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Speaker 3: and you are Darwin, mister Darwin. So I didn't sign

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Speaker 1: I'm not taking no picture. You guys running around taking

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Speaker 1: pictures of people before they die just to have a

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Speaker 1: good picture on fam That sounds like some man. I don't.

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Speaker 1: I ain't never heard of noose like that, sir.

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Speaker 3: Okay, so are you? I mean, we have your address here?

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Speaker 3: Are you? Are you available?

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Speaker 2: No?

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Speaker 1: I'm not available. I'm not available at all to take

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Speaker 1: no picture for a funeral that I'm not even dead yet.

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Speaker 3: I don't.

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Speaker 1: I don't get that. That's not like a bunch of

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Speaker 1: me and I. Who the hell gave you my number?

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Speaker 3: That's what I want to know, sir. I'm not quite sure.

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Speaker 3: But one thing we have to do is we have

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Speaker 3: to follow through with our jobs. So what we're gonna

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Speaker 3: have to do is we have to come out there

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Speaker 3: and take a picture now. So I don't want to,

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Speaker 3: you know, create a problem, but I have to get

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Speaker 3: a picture of you by next week.

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Speaker 1: Oh it's gonna be a problem because you're not getting

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Speaker 1: no picture of me for no funeral arrangement.

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Speaker 3: Mister Darwin, I have to come by your house at

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Speaker 3: least by Friday, at around twelve noon. I'll come by

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Speaker 3: and get a picture.

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Speaker 1: You ain't coming by my got house no Friday even

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Speaker 1: lie got me come over here to try to get

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Speaker 1: my pitcher. I got plenty of got pitched in my

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Speaker 1: house to put on the my funeral program. I'm not

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Speaker 1: taking no that mean I'm claiming to be digging. I'm

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Speaker 1: not dead. That's some more bad look got dead. I

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Speaker 1: don't know who you worked for, Frank, but you you

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Speaker 1: got there.

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Speaker 3: I worked. I worked for f p C, Sir, I

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Speaker 3: worked for f PC FCC.

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Speaker 1: Myke, you ain't not taking no picture of me. Don't

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Speaker 1: come over here Friday. Come about no guy pissing?

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Speaker 3: Okay, that's where you got pissed him and.

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Speaker 1: You and I hope they got your guy pit You're

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Speaker 1: on file. But that's a stupid got company you work for.

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Speaker 1: I ain't never heard of nobody taking no picture before

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Speaker 1: they died. I got millions and pictures in here for

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Speaker 1: that program. And when I'm gone with the God, care

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Speaker 1: about what a picture look like?

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Speaker 3: Oh?

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Speaker 1: We'm having my guy, funeral.

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Speaker 3: It's a maignan.

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Speaker 1: You tell whoever you work for they need to go

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Speaker 1: find another occupation. That don't make no guy, just you're

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Speaker 1: not coming over here Friday, buddy, You come over here

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Speaker 1: if you want to.

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Speaker 3: Okay? Uh missus Darwin? Yes, are you familiar with with Glinda?

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Speaker 1: That's my wife? What what you about to say? Now?

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Speaker 3: All I want to do is say this man. I

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Speaker 3: just want to say, Glinda, the one that got me

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Speaker 3: the prank phone call you. This is nephew Tommy baby

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Speaker 3: from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

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Speaker 1: Huh, I'm beat up. I don't boy, you had a

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Speaker 1: lost hells. I ain't never heard a bitness like there's

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Speaker 1: some FTC funeral, poor man. I said my New year resolution,

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Speaker 1: I was gonna cut back on drinking. But you got

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Speaker 1: me over here about the tip a bottle right now?

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Speaker 3: Wasn't that crazy? Ah?

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Speaker 1: Are you crazy? Man? And come over here today before

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Speaker 1: and get a picture of Clinton. Y'all got me?

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Speaker 3: Baby?

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Speaker 1: You got me Dad, I ain't never heard of no

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Speaker 1: company like that.

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Speaker 3: You won't put me up to it? Back you go,

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Speaker 3: I'll tell you what you tune in tomorrow morning. Man,

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Speaker 3: you gonna catch yourself on national radio.

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Speaker 1: Dad, I'm gonna tell everybody, boy, they had me hot

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Speaker 1: over here. I'm like, don't tell Blenda, but I'm have

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Speaker 1: you drink anyway? I was looking for an excuse to drink.

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Speaker 1: Right there a funeral picture tacking they'll put on from Yeah,

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Speaker 1: yeada lost half the money your head with that in that, Buddy.

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Speaker 3: I gotta ask you something, man, darn and tell me

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Speaker 3: this man, what's the baddest that I mean, the baddest

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Speaker 3: radio show in the land.

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Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Morning Wisdom Show. Buddy, that's a.

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Speaker 2: Good business, don't That's a good business. F PC, that's

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Speaker 2: a good business. Funeral Picture Company, Come on, y'all.

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Speaker 3: People are willing to take pictures now, hey.

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Speaker 2: Why not?

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Speaker 3: Surely that way?

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Speaker 2: You know when you leave here, you you know you

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Speaker 2: you know your program right, you know you straight?

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Speaker 3: Looking good? Huh what Steve? What's wrong?

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Speaker 4: How was gonna say? Go ahead? Oh? Please? No, way

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Speaker 4: better than what I was gonna say.

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Speaker 2: We want to hear them both good watch your funeral

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Speaker 2: picture to look you know, when you look your best,

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Speaker 2: not when you well see, that's that's why we're taking

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Speaker 2: it now. Now before you get to that point. The

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Speaker 2: last picture. You get to wear what you want to wear.

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Speaker 3: That way, you it's a photo shoot almost.

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Speaker 2: It's a funeral photo shoot. Yeah, so ignorant.

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Speaker 3: Where were you gonna say?

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Speaker 4: See, No, it's just really just astonishes me what he

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Speaker 4: deals with some of this stuff. So, I mean it's cool,

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Speaker 4: you know, if she's gonna take a picture, might as well.

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Speaker 1: Business.

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Speaker 4: No, I mean you put anything you want on mine.

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Speaker 3: I ain't gonna be here.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, you photo shot me in the casket if you

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Speaker 4: want to too much?

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Speaker 3: Wow, you're listening hard morning show.