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Speaker 1: So imagine you're single. Okay, Brook, don't smile like that.

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Speaker 2: Come on. I was like, yeah, I.

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Speaker 1: Imagine your single and you've been looking to meet someone

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Speaker 1: for a while. When your best friend comes to you

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Speaker 1: and says they just found your perfect match. If it's

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Speaker 1: your best.

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Speaker 3: Friend, I believe him. No, gros Jeff, I just think this.

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Speaker 2: No, I can't imagine it.

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Speaker 1: I just disbelief. They found your perfect match. They work

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Speaker 1: with them, and for weeks they're talking this person up

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Speaker 1: to you, saying, oh he is a catch, you have

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Speaker 1: to meet him, and then you finally get that big

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Speaker 1: phone call. Thirty seconds scene you're wondering, why did I

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Speaker 1: pick up the phone? This was a terrible mistake, and

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Speaker 1: that's exactly what we wanted to have happened during your

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Speaker 1: brand new phone tap that's right now?

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Speaker 2: Hello?

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Speaker 3: Well elloh is this Emily?

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Speaker 2: Yeah? This is Emily.

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Speaker 3: Well hello my lady. Oh this is Eddie. Some people

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Speaker 3: call me steady Eddie. Your friends Hannah told me to

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Speaker 3: give you a little ring a ding ding. That's what

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Speaker 3: I did on my phone when I was dialing. I

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Speaker 3: was like ring a ding ding. I was like singing,

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Speaker 3: oh okay, so Eddie, Yes, Hannah has mentioned you to me.

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Speaker 2: A little bit.

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Speaker 3: Dam gross. Sorry, I sneeze on my phone.

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Speaker 2: That's disgusting.

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Speaker 3: Sorry, Usually I have a handkerchief on me, but all

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Speaker 3: of them are in the washer right now, like ten

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Speaker 3: of them. I have all different colors too.

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Speaker 2: You know, I thought it'd be really honest, like Hannah

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Speaker 2: has really built you up to me late things to

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Speaker 2: say about you. But like, for some reason for me

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Speaker 2: right now, like I'm really not trying to be rude,

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Speaker 2: but it is just not translating here with my sneeze.

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Speaker 3: Because that's nature. I couldn't help that, right And Plus,

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Speaker 3: I think we've only been talking for approximately forty three

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Speaker 3: seconds forty four now, I.

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Speaker 2: Mean forty five. Weird it out? Is there anyway could

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Speaker 2: like change the subject?

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Speaker 3: You know what? I agree? Yeah, let's get to talk

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Speaker 3: in tuts. I think we've gone off to the wrong

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Speaker 3: foot or the wrong noes.

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Speaker 2: Oh boy, I'm yeah you did, all right.

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Speaker 3: Let's get to know each other. First thing first, my

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Speaker 3: parents got divorced about a decade ago, and I think

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Speaker 3: about it all the time.

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Speaker 2: Trawma out for me right now, Okay, I'm not willing

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Speaker 2: to do that.

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Speaker 3: It's just something I'm dealing with and that you mean

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Speaker 3: appreciate honesteem you know, maybe I'll rail it on back

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Speaker 3: a little like I'm fishing, railing the line back.

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Speaker 2: Nothing on, nothing on the hook for me either. I

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Speaker 2: really don't know if I can talk much longer. I

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Speaker 2: have something going on today. I got to get to.

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I'm I'm super busy too. I totally was

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Speaker 3: not looking forward to this call a.

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Speaker 2: Week talking to you.

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Speaker 3: Let's talk about our date.

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Speaker 2: Let's talk about what our date.

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Speaker 3: I want to take you out to eat. There's some

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Speaker 3: really great restaurants I hear in the city. I can

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Speaker 3: go anywhere. I love all food. Watch that for I

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Speaker 3: can't eat greenk or Italian or American. I can't eat

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Speaker 3: those sometimes I throw up spontaneously on myself.

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Speaker 2: Right, So you're allergic to everything.

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Speaker 3: Well, I'm not allergic to love. Have you ever been

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Speaker 3: in love before? I guess, Oh, well, don't worry, am,

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Speaker 3: You'll find love. I was in love once, but she

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Speaker 3: left me for a guy who drives a tour bus.

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Speaker 3: Oh boy, yeah, not even no, not even the guy

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Speaker 3: that talks on the tours. He just did the driving.

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Speaker 2: Listen, it's been really great talking to you.

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Speaker 3: No way, hold on before you hang up. Do you

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Speaker 3: like pets?

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Speaker 2: What that's a hand of fett?

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Speaker 3: She said, you like animals?

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Speaker 2: You have a dog, right, Hannah told you?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, Well I asked, because I had a dog who

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Speaker 3: had symphil as one.

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Speaker 2: What the hell are you talking about?

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Speaker 3: You recovered. But it was a long time till he

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Speaker 3: got horny again. He just stopped dry humping my leg,

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Speaker 3: and I was really carried.

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Speaker 2: I think I got to say that is e the

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Speaker 2: more disturbing than anything else. I thought it was gonna

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Speaker 2: come out of your mouth, so really gotta go down.

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Speaker 3: Well, I have one more disturbing thing to come out

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Speaker 3: of my mouth. That you got a prank Tut's jokes

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Speaker 3: on you, Philly Goose.

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Speaker 2: What the hell are you talking about? I can barely

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Speaker 2: understand you.

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Speaker 3: I'm tagging, Oh, you can't understand me. My name's Oise

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Speaker 3: from Brick and Jeffrey in the morning, and we're doing

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Speaker 3: a prank phone call on you. Hannah set you up? Yeah,

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Speaker 3: your friend, Hannah.

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Speaker 2: Oh, t was like my worst night folding right in

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Speaker 2: front of me.

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Speaker 3: I'm not your nightmare. I'm your dream come true. My lady. Oh,

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Speaker 3: real quick, before I hang up, do you retain a

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Speaker 3: lot of water during that time of the month because

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Speaker 3: I've been, I've been. My jeans are just not fitting well.

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Speaker 2: But can I hang up now?

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Speaker 3: Okay? Salutations wake up every morning with weekday mornings on

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Speaker 3: the twenties Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning,