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Speaker 1: Jewbles dirty little secret? Hello? Hello, Hey, you ever do

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Speaker 1: a little secret?

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Speaker 2: Hey?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, so I work for a city government.

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Speaker 2: I'm not going to say which I work for their

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Speaker 2: parking enforcements. Okay.

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Speaker 1: Anyways, the rural abuse in the city towards us HA scotten.

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Speaker 3: So bad over the last year.

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Speaker 1: Oh dang too, even affimating to where I was physically

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Speaker 1: assaulted last week.

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Speaker 2: Oh wow, Yeah, the parking ticket is ground to the point.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, geez it has gotten to the point where I

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Speaker 1: actually hate the citizens of this city. Nuts, I understand why. Yeah, so,

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Speaker 1: what happened to the person that saults? Did they get

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Speaker 1: arrest Did you get to taste them?

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Speaker 2: No? No, no, no tasers?

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Speaker 1: Dang it. He spit in my face and got in

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Speaker 1: his van and drove away. Oh do you arresting? I

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Speaker 1: haven't arrested or anything.

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Speaker 2: Uh. The police also went and arrested him. Yeah, gave

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Speaker 2: him a take a car assault. Wow.

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Speaker 1: So you got two tickets?

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Speaker 2: Wowy?

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Speaker 1: Well, thank you for your dirty little secret. Yeah, hey,

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Speaker 1: what's up? You have a dirty little secret?

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Speaker 2: Indeed I do, sweet, let's hear it.

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Speaker 3: So back in the day, my boyfriend and my now

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Speaker 3: best friend did a little massy behind my back, and

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Speaker 3: little did I know, when I was over at our

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Speaker 3: house or or with her, you know, when I left

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Speaker 3: the room, she would get on the phone with him

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Speaker 3: and try to pursue him and whatnot. So she wound

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Speaker 3: up telling me what they did. And the next morning

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Speaker 3: I got up to take my useful morning peep. I

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Speaker 3: used a little funnel and put it in a super soaker,

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Speaker 3: a little miniature one, and then when I saw her,

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Speaker 3: I was just esquirted it all over her.

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Speaker 1: Does she know what?

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Speaker 2: Buh? No, sir, not at the time anyway, until I

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Speaker 2: told her, Yeah, I had to get it back somehow.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, that's the way to be on somebody

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Speaker 1: without having to make it look weird.

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Speaker 2: You know exactly.

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Speaker 1: Thank you for telling us your dirty little secret.

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Speaker 2: Absolutely, thanks guy.

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Speaker 3: Yeah bye, what's your dirty little secret?