Speaker 1: Brooking jewels, second data day. You can find anything at Target.
Speaker 1: You can get towels, toiletry groceries. You can find sad
Speaker 1: dejected boyfriends following around their girlfriends on a Sunday afternoon
Speaker 1: to feed hungover wishing and mac truck would drive through
Speaker 1: the wall and run them over and just in their misery.
Speaker 1: But enough about my experiences at Target. You can also
Speaker 1: find a date at Target if you know how to look.
Speaker 1: And that's exactly what happened to today's second date or Amanda,
Speaker 1: who is on the phone, Hey Amanda, how are you? Hey, guys,
Speaker 1: I'm good up. So how does one find a date
Speaker 1: at Target? Actually? I wasn't expecting anything. I was in
Speaker 1: the cleaning supply section of this guy just kind of
Speaker 1: came up to me, and you know, she kind of
Speaker 1: used like, oh, what kind of cleaning pops do you use?
Speaker 1: Kind of line that always gets me going. I know, man,
Speaker 1: you throw some simple green on me. Hello, So you
Speaker 1: guys bonded over cleaning supplies pretty much. I mean he
Speaker 1: came up to me and was asking me what kind
Speaker 1: of cleaning products do I use for my kitchen? How
Speaker 1: was that? Okay? This is a pickup line. But I'll
Speaker 1: go with it because he was cute. Oh, so it
Speaker 1: was obvious that he was just trying to make conversation,
Speaker 1: I think. So, I mean the cleaning section that starts
Speaker 1: asking people what kind of products to you? Yeah, maybe
Speaker 1: he had a real dilemma generic brand name. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: don't know. I didn't know if maybe the two you
Speaker 1: just thought it was so sexy to be talking about
Speaker 1: cleaning supplies that you had to go out. How quickly
Speaker 1: did he move from cleaning supplies to let's go out
Speaker 1: on a date, because that's got to be somewhat of
Speaker 1: an awkward transition. No, I mean we were talking for
Speaker 1: about maybe like ten fifteen minutes. He's like, hey, do
Speaker 1: you want to got some coffee, which then coffee led
Speaker 1: him to drinks, and it was like, yeah, it was
Speaker 1: Actually he was pretty smooth about it. I wasn't really
Speaker 1: awkward at all. You get hit on a lot when
Speaker 1: you're out. Is this a normal thing for you or
Speaker 1: was it? I mean sometimes they get cockles, but you know,
Speaker 1: I don't get picked up at like Marget stores while
Speaker 1: so this was a new experience for you. If I
Speaker 1: was shopping a Target and somebody just can't started hitting
Speaker 1: on me. I think it was pretty awesome. Yeah, so
Speaker 1: what did you guys do on your date? We went
Speaker 1: to this cafe and we're gonna have coffee, but we
Speaker 1: know we both got hungry after we were chatting for
Speaker 1: a while, so we ended up going to a restaurant
Speaker 1: having dinner. So it ended up being like a long,
Speaker 1: nice evening, which is usually a great sign of things.
Speaker 1: Just keep continuing. What was the best part of it
Speaker 1: for you? I just think we were laughing a lot,
Speaker 1: We had a lot in common, we both love outdoor sports,
Speaker 1: and everything went well till the end of the date,
Speaker 1: which was just awkward. Until the end of the day.
Speaker 1: We spent like four or five hours theater, which is
Speaker 1: a really long date, had great conversation, we're laughing, and
Speaker 1: then at the end I kind of thought she would
Speaker 1: going for the kids who said he stuck his hand
Speaker 1: out and shook my hand. O hand shook you? Oh no, yeah,
Speaker 1: a guy handshaking a girl is very unusual. Awkward did it?
Speaker 1: How did that whole thing? Like explained to me how
Speaker 1: that happened, Because there are those times where you'll go
Speaker 1: to hug someone but then you think they might want
Speaker 1: to shake so you kind of be like a half
Speaker 1: shake and then half hug and it's all messed up.
Speaker 1: But was it like that or he literally was making
Speaker 1: an effort to handshake. I almost stepped in for a
Speaker 1: hug and he immediately took his hand out, so I
Speaker 1: kind of pulled back and then I stuck my hand out.
Speaker 1: It's just a hand But this is what's weird. He
Speaker 1: saw me at Target, so I know he's okay. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he picked me up. He asked me out, so he
Speaker 1: knows what I looked like. It's not like we were
Speaker 1: like online dating. He had no idea, So I just
Speaker 1: don't know what went wrong at the end of the day. Well,
Speaker 1: after the handshake, did you guys make any plans to
Speaker 1: go out again or did you drop hands? At least
Speaker 1: he said, yeah, I'll call you. Let's you know, let's
Speaker 1: go for a hike, and I was like, okay, sound great.
Speaker 1: So he even suggested the activity of going for a
Speaker 1: hike after hand weird Were you giving him weird signals?
Speaker 1: Like maybe you weren't being very obvious that you were
Speaker 1: interested in it? Oh No, I didn't take up any
Speaker 1: weird times and I didn't give him any bad time,
Speaker 1: So I just I didn't feel that I did anything
Speaker 1: wrong or I may have led him in the wrong direction.
Speaker 1: I just don't confuse. Okay, So nothing weird happened on
Speaker 1: your date. Everything was perfectly normal. Like you said, you
Speaker 1: guys were laughing, hanging out, and then at the end
Speaker 1: of it, you try to go in for a hug
Speaker 1: and he just sticks out his hand and shakes your
Speaker 1: hand and she shook it. Yeah. I don't write him
Speaker 1: off because of that, Amanda. He could have been nervous.
Speaker 1: He could not kiss on the first date. I know,
Speaker 1: But you found a guy that cleans, don't. Yeah, the
Speaker 1: sexiest thing ever. But I have two weeks since he
Speaker 1: called me, and the laughing, I remember the handshake, so okay,
Speaker 1: So that was gonna be my next question. It's been
Speaker 1: two weeks since you went out with this guy. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and you haven't heard a single word after your handshake. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I haven't heard anything. All right, Well, we'll play a song,
Speaker 1: come back, call him, get him on the phone, and
Speaker 1: get your second date up date. Okay, thank you, I'm
Speaker 1: brooking jubil in the morning. You know, Amanda, I don't
Speaker 1: want you to feel bad that your date ended in
Speaker 1: a handshake because I don't know if you know this,
Speaker 1: but a lot of cultures a handshake is even more
Speaker 1: intimate than sex. Okay, I don't, I don't. I don't
Speaker 1: know exactly what cultures that existed, but I just I
Speaker 1: just made it up right now and it sounded good
Speaker 1: to me. So don't feel bad that the guy you
Speaker 1: wants to call today ended your date by shaking your
Speaker 1: hand and not giving you a hug or a kiss. Okay,
Speaker 1: if you're just tuning into the second date update, Amanda
Speaker 1: wants us to call this guy named Danny. They met
Speaker 1: at Target, he hit on her, they went out, had
Speaker 1: a good time. She can't think of anything that went
Speaker 1: wrong on the date, but it did end with him
Speaker 1: giving her a handshake. Did it seem like he didn't
Speaker 1: want touch or it seemed like a handshake, which is
Speaker 1: normal for him to do. I feel like he want
Speaker 1: to touch me. You feel like he didn't want to
Speaker 1: touch you, Okay, But but that he offered the hiking
Speaker 1: after that, that's what the mix messages have to be
Speaker 1: so confusing for you, Yeah, it is. I just think
Speaker 1: maybe he had a personal issue that I don't know about.
Speaker 1: Trying not to get personal maybe he's like a germophobe.
Speaker 1: He could be. You met him in the cleaning section
Speaker 1: of target. That's a legit. I mean, that's actually a
Speaker 1: good theory. I just surprised myself with that. That might
Speaker 1: actually work. All right, I'm gonna dollar phone him right now.
Speaker 1: See we can get him on the phone and hopefully
Speaker 1: find out what went wrong on your date and why
Speaker 1: is not calling you back? Okay, all right, here we go. Hello. Hey,
Speaker 1: I was looking for Danny. Yeah, Danny, how are you?
Speaker 1: This is Jewil from brook and Jewil in the Morning. Good.
Speaker 1: I'm calling you today because you recently went out on
Speaker 1: a date with one of our listeners and they gave
Speaker 1: us your phone number and asked us to call you.
Speaker 1: Really m Her name is Amanda. She emailed us and
Speaker 1: told us about how you picked her up at a target.
Speaker 1: She thought that was a really cute move, by the way,
Speaker 1: and told us a little bit about your date, so
Speaker 1: that she really liked you. But I guess it's been
Speaker 1: like two weeks now and you're not returning her phone calls?
Speaker 1: Uh huh? Would you mind maybe giving us some insight
Speaker 1: into why it's been two weeks and you haven't called
Speaker 1: Amanda back. I guess I just can't see myself being
Speaker 1: in a relationship with her, and that's kind of what
Speaker 1: I'm looking for. Is it because of something she did
Speaker 1: on the date? Something she said? I mean, I didn't
Speaker 1: get to know her really well, but she was kind
Speaker 1: of gross on our date. Grosss just her manners. I'm
Speaker 1: not sure really liked how she was raised, and it
Speaker 1: was kind of shocking to me. I want to I'm
Speaker 1: very curious now, Danny, because according to her, your date
Speaker 1: was perfectly normal. She didn't do anything weird. The thing
Speaker 1: that you did say was strange about your date was
Speaker 1: how you shook her hand at the end. Is that
Speaker 1: why you shook her hand because you thought she was gross? Yeah?
Speaker 1: That's it. I needed an exit. Can you give me
Speaker 1: one specific thing? Yeah? Was she sloppy when she was
Speaker 1: eating her food? She not put her napkin on her lap.
Speaker 1: What specifically made you think that she's nasty? Well, it
Speaker 1: was going fine, and like halfway through the meal, she
Speaker 1: grabbed my hand and she leaned over into my ear
Speaker 1: and whispered, I'll be back in a few minutes. Okay,
Speaker 1: I have to honk out a dirt snake. No, she
Speaker 1: did not say that you're lying about that, Danny. That
Speaker 1: could be real. I swear to god. What was that
Speaker 1: term again? What was that term again? Oh? Man? She
Speaker 1: said I had to honk out a dirt snake. Were
Speaker 1: she being funny or was like this is legit? I
Speaker 1: thought I thought she was making a doke, And I
Speaker 1: just said, are you serious? She just said, no, really,
Speaker 1: I have to go download a brownload. She had to
Speaker 1: have been joking then, yeah, I mean, come on, come on, man, Like,
Speaker 1: I don't know one girl that would that seriously. She
Speaker 1: had to have been She had to have been joking
Speaker 1: with you, Danny. She was not. She left, She was
Speaker 1: gone for a few minutes. I mean at the time,
Speaker 1: I couldn't eat. They'd lost my appetite. That's how serious
Speaker 1: she was being. What did she say when she got
Speaker 1: back to the table, Like she had to have had
Speaker 1: a smile or been laughing. Yes, she had a smile,
Speaker 1: and she patted her belly and she said, she said,
Speaker 1: it looks like someone dropped the kids off at the pool.
Speaker 1: She's so good. Gosh, was your face red? I didn't
Speaker 1: know what to say, And she just jumped right back
Speaker 1: into her meal. And after a few minutes she noticed
Speaker 1: and she thought I didn't like it. She asked me
Speaker 1: if I didn't like the food, and I said, I
Speaker 1: just pretended I was feeling sick. I would, dude, I
Speaker 1: would have been so gross that. Like I've with my
Speaker 1: girlfriend like a year and a half now, and I
Speaker 1: don't even know that she does that still, and I
Speaker 1: don't ever plan on knowing this. She does that, So
Speaker 1: all right, Danny, I can understand why that would be
Speaker 1: a turnoff for you. Yeah, that's why I shook her hand.
Speaker 1: I just I needed to get out of there, all right, Danny,
Speaker 1: thank you very much for being honest. I'm sorry you
Speaker 1: had to endure that date. Yeah. Thanks, I mean I'm
Speaker 1: sorry too. That's all you that you guys needed today?
Speaker 1: Or yeah, that's just about everything. Um, I'll let her
Speaker 1: know what Actually, why don't you let her know what
Speaker 1: the problem was on the date because she's actually listening
Speaker 1: and on the other line right now, Oh, Amanda, did
Speaker 1: you actually say those things? Or is he over exaggerating? Yeah,
Speaker 1: you didn't. Why women do go to the bathroom? And
Speaker 1: I like to joke around a lot, and I said
Speaker 1: it in a joking manners, and I was gonna be
Speaker 1: honest with him, you know. Okay, so the lines that
Speaker 1: you used, those were jokes, but you really did have
Speaker 1: to do what you said you were doing. Yes, there.
Speaker 1: I don't know why you're being such a stickler about it.
Speaker 1: I mean, don't you go to the bathroom? Yes, I do,
Speaker 1: but I don't tell people like that. I mean, you
Speaker 1: could have just said I'm gonna go to the restroom
Speaker 1: or powder your nose or whatever. But it wasn't a joke.
Speaker 1: I had to Amanda. Amanda, you don't care at all.
Speaker 1: I mean, honestly, do you want me you would you
Speaker 1: rather me at the table and be like, hey, I
Speaker 1: gotta go. I don't think. I don't think that's what
Speaker 1: Danny's saying. No, I just you could have said it,
Speaker 1: I have to go to the bathroom to say it
Speaker 1: that way, as if like I'm your brother and we're
Speaker 1: hanging out, you know, Well, I'm the descriptive of a
Speaker 1: joking confers and I'm descriptive and so I, you know,
Speaker 1: have fun. I will say I wish I had a
Speaker 1: little bit more Amanda in me because I haven't even
Speaker 1: talked about poop with my husband and we've been married.
Speaker 1: Every what suys, be open minded. Everybody does it. It's
Speaker 1: a part of our human biological you know, systems like
Speaker 1: we all go to the bathroom. Yeah, but we stopped
Speaker 1: talking like that when we turned forward. Amanda, you're telling
Speaker 1: me no other guy you've dated before has had a
Speaker 1: problem with this. No, my lad's boyfriend, he used to
Speaker 1: go out of the bathroom. We had high five. We're
Speaker 1: gonna get a ton of people on the text board
Speaker 1: who want to go out with you for this reason alone. Man,
Speaker 1: I mean you're blunt and you're open. Yeah, I'm all
Speaker 1: of this. Guys. Yeah, I guess you're honest. I just
Speaker 1: you know, it's a first date. I mean, when you
Speaker 1: go out on the first date and you're supposed to,
Speaker 1: you know, be a little more careful with what you say.
Speaker 1: But shouldn't you know me? For me? Why should I
Speaker 1: be hiding dings Ny, you were attracted to her at
Speaker 1: one point. Couldn't you see the humor in it? I
Speaker 1: mean she whispered in my ear, dirt snake? All right?
Speaker 1: Good point. Well, Danny, I would love to ask if
Speaker 1: you'll go on a second date with Amanda. We will
Speaker 1: pay for it if I guess I can see where
Speaker 1: she's coming from, and it's great that she's so comfortable
Speaker 1: with herself, but I honestly can't stop thinking about dirt Snake.
Speaker 1: So Amanda, that's it. That's just meeting who I am.
Speaker 1: And if he's uncomfortable with it, then would just not compatible. Amanda,
Speaker 1: I really enjoyed meeting you. Kind of good luck? All right,
Speaker 1: no second date, Amanda, I'm sorry. Oh I'm not sorry. Guys,
Speaker 1: I God, and you know what. Thank you for letting
Speaker 1: us all today learn a new phrase in the second day.
Speaker 1: Down to brown load will now be in my vernacular permanently.
Speaker 1: Thank you, yes man. Today's second date update has opened
Speaker 1: up the floodgates on our text message board at seven eight,
Speaker 1: five nine two texts in like this one. My wife
Speaker 1: sat on my lap and farted on me on our
Speaker 1: first date. It was love at first fart. We've been
Speaker 1: together for six years. We crap in front of each
Speaker 1: other all the time. It's brick and jewel in the morning.
Speaker 1: I'm moving ninety two point five. Why are we getting
Speaker 1: texts like that? Well, because it's girl named Amanda. Wanted
Speaker 1: to call this dude named Danny and find out why
Speaker 1: he wasn't calling her back after their date. She couldn't
Speaker 1: think of any reason why he wouldn't. Everything went great,
Speaker 1: except at the end of the night he gave her
Speaker 1: a handshake. We called Danny got him on the phone.
Speaker 1: Turns out that Amanda is very open with her bodily
Speaker 1: functions and even uses creative verbiage when telling you that
Speaker 1: she has to go to the bathroom, things like on
Speaker 1: a first date, mind you leading over the table, going hey,
Speaker 1: I'll be back, I gotta go download a brown leave
Speaker 1: just joking around with a guy about taking a number two,
Speaker 1: And most people are not comfortable with that. I am
Speaker 1: one of those people, and my girlfriend about a year
Speaker 1: and a half now, don't even know that she does it,
Speaker 1: never know that. I don't even really like knowing who
Speaker 1: my friends are going to do it. I just go
Speaker 1: ahead and take care of that business. There's a lot
Speaker 1: of people on the textboard that are cool with it,
Speaker 1: though that they would say they would go out. That's
Speaker 1: so many people like where is she? I'm ready for
Speaker 1: this girl to be my wife? At seven eight five?
Speaker 1: She might talk about her time of the month with
Speaker 1: the same yeah, but she's freedom. Are you excited for that?
Speaker 1: You know she's got a sense of humor, and yeah,
Speaker 1: it's funny like the first couple of times, but imagine
Speaker 1: being on her five years from now. You've been dating
Speaker 1: for five years. Okay, after five years, nobody's attracted to
Speaker 1: each other anyway, and then you have to sit there
Speaker 1: and listen to her continue to make these jokes. You're
Speaker 1: just like, Okay, it's got to stop at some point.
Speaker 1: Another text in at seventy five night to this chick
Speaker 1: is amazing. She's funny, open, hot enough to pick up.
Speaker 1: This guy is a total tool. Another one that I
Speaker 1: bet she's as dirty and bad as her dirty mouth.
Speaker 1: All right but dirty, Yeah, exactly, it's a different kind
Speaker 1: of dirty. It might be bad. But everybody texting in
Speaker 1: at seven eighty five nine too, there's not a lot
Speaker 1: of people that are ripping her for being so open.
Speaker 1: It's about having to take a twosy and that I've
Speaker 1: ever been scarred like I will never ever was definitely
Speaker 1: not the first one I've been scarred. But yeah, I
Speaker 1: still wish I was more like her. I mean, the
Speaker 1: first time I farted in front of my husband was
Speaker 1: one of the most embarrassing moments. Eat on the toilet
Speaker 1: and keep the door open and talk to you. But
Speaker 1: that's only with peane lydia. Pete is not gross. But
Speaker 1: you didn't keep the door open, and you're still sitting
Speaker 1: on the toilet, eating food, talking to your husband. No
Speaker 1: matter what you're doing, you're like her. Yeah you're pretty,
Speaker 1: you're fine. Yeah, you're exactly like this. You're actually you're
Speaker 1: probably worse. Stay more closed, Actually that'd be more open.
Speaker 1: You just wait. That is love, right there is what
Speaker 1: that is. I never want to be in love.