WEBVTT - Second Date Update PODCAST: Dirt Snake Snafu

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<v Speaker 1>Brooking jewels, second data day. You can find anything at Target.

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<v Speaker 1>You can get towels, toiletry groceries. You can find sad

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<v Speaker 1>dejected boyfriends following around their girlfriends on a Sunday afternoon

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<v Speaker 1>to feed hungover wishing and mac truck would drive through

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<v Speaker 1>the wall and run them over and just in their misery.

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<v Speaker 1>But enough about my experiences at Target. You can also

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<v Speaker 1>find a date at Target if you know how to look.

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<v Speaker 1>And that's exactly what happened to today's second date or Amanda,

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<v Speaker 1>who is on the phone, Hey Amanda, how are you? Hey, guys,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm good up. So how does one find a date

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<v Speaker 1>at Target? Actually? I wasn't expecting anything. I was in

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<v Speaker 1>the cleaning supply section of this guy just kind of

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<v Speaker 1>came up to me, and you know, she kind of

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<v Speaker 1>used like, oh, what kind of cleaning pops do you use?

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<v Speaker 1>Kind of line that always gets me going. I know, man,

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<v Speaker 1>you throw some simple green on me. Hello, So you

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<v Speaker 1>guys bonded over cleaning supplies pretty much. I mean he

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<v Speaker 1>came up to me and was asking me what kind

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<v Speaker 1>of cleaning products do I use for my kitchen? How

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<v Speaker 1>was that? Okay? This is a pickup line. But I'll

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<v Speaker 1>go with it because he was cute. Oh, so it

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<v Speaker 1>was obvious that he was just trying to make conversation,

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<v Speaker 1>I think. So, I mean the cleaning section that starts

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<v Speaker 1>asking people what kind of products to you? Yeah, maybe

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<v Speaker 1>he had a real dilemma generic brand name. Yeah, I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know. I didn't know if maybe the two you

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<v Speaker 1>just thought it was so sexy to be talking about

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<v Speaker 1>cleaning supplies that you had to go out. How quickly

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<v Speaker 1>did he move from cleaning supplies to let's go out

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<v Speaker 1>on a date, because that's got to be somewhat of

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<v Speaker 1>an awkward transition. No, I mean we were talking for

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<v Speaker 1>about maybe like ten fifteen minutes. He's like, hey, do

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<v Speaker 1>you want to got some coffee, which then coffee led

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<v Speaker 1>him to drinks, and it was like, yeah, it was

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<v Speaker 1>Actually he was pretty smooth about it. I wasn't really

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<v Speaker 1>awkward at all. You get hit on a lot when

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<v Speaker 1>you're out. Is this a normal thing for you or

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<v Speaker 1>was it? I mean sometimes they get cockles, but you know,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't get picked up at like Marget stores while

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<v Speaker 1>so this was a new experience for you. If I

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<v Speaker 1>was shopping a Target and somebody just can't started hitting

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<v Speaker 1>on me. I think it was pretty awesome. Yeah, so

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<v Speaker 1>what did you guys do on your date? We went

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<v Speaker 1>to this cafe and we're gonna have coffee, but we

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<v Speaker 1>know we both got hungry after we were chatting for

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<v Speaker 1>a while, so we ended up going to a restaurant

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<v Speaker 1>having dinner. So it ended up being like a long,

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<v Speaker 1>nice evening, which is usually a great sign of things.

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<v Speaker 1>Just keep continuing. What was the best part of it

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<v Speaker 1>for you? I just think we were laughing a lot,

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<v Speaker 1>We had a lot in common, we both love outdoor sports,

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<v Speaker 1>and everything went well till the end of the date,

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<v Speaker 1>which was just awkward. Until the end of the day.

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<v Speaker 1>We spent like four or five hours theater, which is

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<v Speaker 1>a really long date, had great conversation, we're laughing, and

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<v Speaker 1>then at the end I kind of thought she would

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<v Speaker 1>going for the kids who said he stuck his hand

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<v Speaker 1>out and shook my hand. O hand shook you? Oh no, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>a guy handshaking a girl is very unusual. Awkward did it?

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<v Speaker 1>How did that whole thing? Like explained to me how

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<v Speaker 1>that happened, Because there are those times where you'll go

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<v Speaker 1>to hug someone but then you think they might want

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<v Speaker 1>to shake so you kind of be like a half

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<v Speaker 1>shake and then half hug and it's all messed up.

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<v Speaker 1>But was it like that or he literally was making

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<v Speaker 1>an effort to handshake. I almost stepped in for a

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<v Speaker 1>hug and he immediately took his hand out, so I

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<v Speaker 1>kind of pulled back and then I stuck my hand out.

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<v Speaker 1>It's just a hand But this is what's weird. He

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<v Speaker 1>saw me at Target, so I know he's okay. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>he picked me up. He asked me out, so he

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<v Speaker 1>knows what I looked like. It's not like we were

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<v Speaker 1>like online dating. He had no idea, So I just

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<v Speaker 1>don't know what went wrong at the end of the day. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>after the handshake, did you guys make any plans to

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<v Speaker 1>go out again or did you drop hands? At least

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<v Speaker 1>he said, yeah, I'll call you. Let's you know, let's

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<v Speaker 1>go for a hike, and I was like, okay, sound great.

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<v Speaker 1>So he even suggested the activity of going for a

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<v Speaker 1>hike after hand weird Were you giving him weird signals?

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<v Speaker 1>Like maybe you weren't being very obvious that you were

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<v Speaker 1>interested in it? Oh No, I didn't take up any

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<v Speaker 1>weird times and I didn't give him any bad time,

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<v Speaker 1>So I just I didn't feel that I did anything

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<v Speaker 1>wrong or I may have led him in the wrong direction.

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<v Speaker 1>I just don't confuse. Okay, So nothing weird happened on

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<v Speaker 1>your date. Everything was perfectly normal. Like you said, you

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<v Speaker 1>guys were laughing, hanging out, and then at the end

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<v Speaker 1>of it, you try to go in for a hug

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<v Speaker 1>and he just sticks out his hand and shakes your

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<v Speaker 1>hand and she shook it. Yeah. I don't write him

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<v Speaker 1>off because of that, Amanda. He could have been nervous.

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<v Speaker 1>He could not kiss on the first date. I know,

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<v Speaker 1>But you found a guy that cleans, don't. Yeah, the

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<v Speaker 1>sexiest thing ever. But I have two weeks since he

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<v Speaker 1>called me, and the laughing, I remember the handshake, so okay,

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<v Speaker 1>So that was gonna be my next question. It's been

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<v Speaker 1>two weeks since you went out with this guy. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>and you haven't heard a single word after your handshake. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I haven't heard anything. All right, Well, we'll play a song,

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<v Speaker 1>come back, call him, get him on the phone, and

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<v Speaker 1>get your second date up date. Okay, thank you, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>brooking jubil in the morning. You know, Amanda, I don't

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<v Speaker 1>want you to feel bad that your date ended in

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<v Speaker 1>a handshake because I don't know if you know this,

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<v Speaker 1>but a lot of cultures a handshake is even more

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<v Speaker 1>intimate than sex. Okay, I don't, I don't. I don't

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<v Speaker 1>know exactly what cultures that existed, but I just I

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<v Speaker 1>just made it up right now and it sounded good

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<v Speaker 1>to me. So don't feel bad that the guy you

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<v Speaker 1>wants to call today ended your date by shaking your

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<v Speaker 1>hand and not giving you a hug or a kiss. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>if you're just tuning into the second date update, Amanda

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<v Speaker 1>wants us to call this guy named Danny. They met

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<v Speaker 1>at Target, he hit on her, they went out, had

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<v Speaker 1>a good time. She can't think of anything that went

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<v Speaker 1>wrong on the date, but it did end with him

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<v Speaker 1>giving her a handshake. Did it seem like he didn't

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<v Speaker 1>want touch or it seemed like a handshake, which is

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<v Speaker 1>normal for him to do. I feel like he want

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<v Speaker 1>to touch me. You feel like he didn't want to

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<v Speaker 1>touch you, Okay, But but that he offered the hiking

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<v Speaker 1>after that, that's what the mix messages have to be

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<v Speaker 1>so confusing for you, Yeah, it is. I just think

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<v Speaker 1>maybe he had a personal issue that I don't know about.

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<v Speaker 1>Trying not to get personal maybe he's like a germophobe.

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<v Speaker 1>He could be. You met him in the cleaning section

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<v Speaker 1>of target. That's a legit. I mean, that's actually a

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<v Speaker 1>good theory. I just surprised myself with that. That might

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<v Speaker 1>actually work. All right, I'm gonna dollar phone him right now.

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<v Speaker 1>See we can get him on the phone and hopefully

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<v Speaker 1>find out what went wrong on your date and why

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<v Speaker 1>is not calling you back? Okay, all right, here we go. Hello. Hey,

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<v Speaker 1>I was looking for Danny. Yeah, Danny, how are you?

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<v Speaker 1>This is Jewil from brook and Jewil in the Morning. Good.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm calling you today because you recently went out on

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<v Speaker 1>a date with one of our listeners and they gave

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<v Speaker 1>us your phone number and asked us to call you.

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<v Speaker 1>Really m Her name is Amanda. She emailed us and

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<v Speaker 1>told us about how you picked her up at a target.

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<v Speaker 1>She thought that was a really cute move, by the way,

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<v Speaker 1>and told us a little bit about your date, so

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<v Speaker 1>that she really liked you. But I guess it's been

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<v Speaker 1>like two weeks now and you're not returning her phone calls?

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<v Speaker 1>Uh huh? Would you mind maybe giving us some insight

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<v Speaker 1>into why it's been two weeks and you haven't called

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<v Speaker 1>Amanda back. I guess I just can't see myself being

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<v Speaker 1>in a relationship with her, and that's kind of what

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<v Speaker 1>I'm looking for. Is it because of something she did

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<v Speaker 1>on the date? Something she said? I mean, I didn't

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<v Speaker 1>get to know her really well, but she was kind

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<v Speaker 1>of gross on our date. Grosss just her manners. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>not sure really liked how she was raised, and it

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<v Speaker 1>was kind of shocking to me. I want to I'm

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<v Speaker 1>very curious now, Danny, because according to her, your date

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<v Speaker 1>was perfectly normal. She didn't do anything weird. The thing

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<v Speaker 1>that you did say was strange about your date was

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<v Speaker 1>how you shook her hand at the end. Is that

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<v Speaker 1>why you shook her hand because you thought she was gross? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>That's it. I needed an exit. Can you give me

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<v Speaker 1>one specific thing? Yeah? Was she sloppy when she was

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<v Speaker 1>eating her food? She not put her napkin on her lap.

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<v Speaker 1>What specifically made you think that she's nasty? Well, it

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<v Speaker 1>was going fine, and like halfway through the meal, she

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<v Speaker 1>grabbed my hand and she leaned over into my ear

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<v Speaker 1>and whispered, I'll be back in a few minutes. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>I have to honk out a dirt snake. No, she

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<v Speaker 1>did not say that you're lying about that, Danny. That

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<v Speaker 1>could be real. I swear to god. What was that

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<v Speaker 1>term again? What was that term again? Oh? Man? She

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<v Speaker 1>said I had to honk out a dirt snake. Were

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<v Speaker 1>she being funny or was like this is legit? I

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<v Speaker 1>thought I thought she was making a doke, And I

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<v Speaker 1>just said, are you serious? She just said, no, really,

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<v Speaker 1>I have to go download a brownload. She had to

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<v Speaker 1>have been joking then, yeah, I mean, come on, come on, man, Like,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know one girl that would that seriously. She

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<v Speaker 1>had to have been She had to have been joking

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<v Speaker 1>with you, Danny. She was not. She left, She was

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<v Speaker 1>gone for a few minutes. I mean at the time,

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<v Speaker 1>I couldn't eat. They'd lost my appetite. That's how serious

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<v Speaker 1>she was being. What did she say when she got

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<v Speaker 1>back to the table, Like she had to have had

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<v Speaker 1>a smile or been laughing. Yes, she had a smile,

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<v Speaker 1>and she patted her belly and she said, she said,

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<v Speaker 1>it looks like someone dropped the kids off at the pool.

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<v Speaker 1>She's so good. Gosh, was your face red? I didn't

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<v Speaker 1>know what to say, And she just jumped right back

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<v Speaker 1>into her meal. And after a few minutes she noticed

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<v Speaker 1>and she thought I didn't like it. She asked me

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<v Speaker 1>if I didn't like the food, and I said, I

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<v Speaker 1>just pretended I was feeling sick. I would, dude, I

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<v Speaker 1>would have been so gross that. Like I've with my

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<v Speaker 1>girlfriend like a year and a half now, and I

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<v Speaker 1>don't even know that she does that still, and I

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<v Speaker 1>don't ever plan on knowing this. She does that, So

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<v Speaker 1>all right, Danny, I can understand why that would be

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<v Speaker 1>a turnoff for you. Yeah, that's why I shook her hand.

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<v Speaker 1>I just I needed to get out of there, all right, Danny,

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<v Speaker 1>thank you very much for being honest. I'm sorry you

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<v Speaker 1>had to endure that date. Yeah. Thanks, I mean I'm

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<v Speaker 1>sorry too. That's all you that you guys needed today?

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<v Speaker 1>Or yeah, that's just about everything. Um, I'll let her

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<v Speaker 1>know what Actually, why don't you let her know what

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<v Speaker 1>the problem was on the date because she's actually listening

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<v Speaker 1>and on the other line right now, Oh, Amanda, did

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<v Speaker 1>you actually say those things? Or is he over exaggerating? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>you didn't. Why women do go to the bathroom? And

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<v Speaker 1>I like to joke around a lot, and I said

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<v Speaker 1>it in a joking manners, and I was gonna be

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<v Speaker 1>honest with him, you know. Okay, so the lines that

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<v Speaker 1>you used, those were jokes, but you really did have

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<v Speaker 1>to do what you said you were doing. Yes, there.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know why you're being such a stickler about it.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, don't you go to the bathroom? Yes, I do,

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<v Speaker 1>but I don't tell people like that. I mean, you

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<v Speaker 1>could have just said I'm gonna go to the restroom

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<v Speaker 1>or powder your nose or whatever. But it wasn't a joke.

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<v Speaker 1>I had to Amanda. Amanda, you don't care at all.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, honestly, do you want me you would you

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<v Speaker 1>rather me at the table and be like, hey, I

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<v Speaker 1>gotta go. I don't think. I don't think that's what

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<v Speaker 1>Danny's saying. No, I just you could have said it,

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<v Speaker 1>I have to go to the bathroom to say it

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<v Speaker 1>that way, as if like I'm your brother and we're

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<v Speaker 1>hanging out, you know, Well, I'm the descriptive of a

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<v Speaker 1>joking confers and I'm descriptive and so I, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>have fun. I will say I wish I had a

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<v Speaker 1>little bit more Amanda in me because I haven't even

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<v Speaker 1>talked about poop with my husband and we've been married.

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<v Speaker 1>Every what suys, be open minded. Everybody does it. It's

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<v Speaker 1>a part of our human biological you know, systems like

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<v Speaker 1>we all go to the bathroom. Yeah, but we stopped

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<v Speaker 1>talking like that when we turned forward. Amanda, you're telling

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<v Speaker 1>me no other guy you've dated before has had a

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<v Speaker 1>problem with this. No, my lad's boyfriend, he used to

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<v Speaker 1>go out of the bathroom. We had high five. We're

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<v Speaker 1>gonna get a ton of people on the text board

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<v Speaker 1>who want to go out with you for this reason alone. Man,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean you're blunt and you're open. Yeah, I'm all

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<v Speaker 1>of this. Guys. Yeah, I guess you're honest. I just

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<v Speaker 1>you know, it's a first date. I mean, when you

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<v Speaker 1>go out on the first date and you're supposed to,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, be a little more careful with what you say.

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<v Speaker 1>But shouldn't you know me? For me? Why should I

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<v Speaker 1>be hiding dings Ny, you were attracted to her at

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<v Speaker 1>one point. Couldn't you see the humor in it? I

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<v Speaker 1>mean she whispered in my ear, dirt snake? All right?

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<v Speaker 1>Good point. Well, Danny, I would love to ask if

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<v Speaker 1>you'll go on a second date with Amanda. We will

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<v Speaker 1>pay for it if I guess I can see where

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<v Speaker 1>she's coming from, and it's great that she's so comfortable

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<v Speaker 1>with herself, but I honestly can't stop thinking about dirt Snake.

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<v Speaker 1>So Amanda, that's it. That's just meeting who I am.

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<v Speaker 1>And if he's uncomfortable with it, then would just not compatible. Amanda,

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<v Speaker 1>I really enjoyed meeting you. Kind of good luck? All right,

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<v Speaker 1>no second date, Amanda, I'm sorry. Oh I'm not sorry. Guys,

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<v Speaker 1>I God, and you know what. Thank you for letting

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<v Speaker 1>us all today learn a new phrase in the second day.

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<v Speaker 1>Down to brown load will now be in my vernacular permanently.

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you, yes man. Today's second date update has opened

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<v Speaker 1>up the floodgates on our text message board at seven eight,

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<v Speaker 1>five nine two texts in like this one. My wife

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<v Speaker 1>sat on my lap and farted on me on our

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<v Speaker 1>first date. It was love at first fart. We've been

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<v Speaker 1>together for six years. We crap in front of each

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<v Speaker 1>other all the time. It's brick and jewel in the morning.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm moving ninety two point five. Why are we getting

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<v Speaker 1>texts like that? Well, because it's girl named Amanda. Wanted

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<v Speaker 1>to call this dude named Danny and find out why

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<v Speaker 1>he wasn't calling her back after their date. She couldn't

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<v Speaker 1>think of any reason why he wouldn't. Everything went great,

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<v Speaker 1>except at the end of the night he gave her

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<v Speaker 1>a handshake. We called Danny got him on the phone.

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<v Speaker 1>Turns out that Amanda is very open with her bodily

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<v Speaker 1>functions and even uses creative verbiage when telling you that

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<v Speaker 1>she has to go to the bathroom, things like on

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<v Speaker 1>a first date, mind you leading over the table, going hey,

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<v Speaker 1>I'll be back, I gotta go download a brown leave

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<v Speaker 1>just joking around with a guy about taking a number two,

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<v Speaker 1>And most people are not comfortable with that. I am

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<v Speaker 1>one of those people, and my girlfriend about a year

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<v Speaker 1>and a half now, don't even know that she does it,

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<v Speaker 1>never know that. I don't even really like knowing who

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<v Speaker 1>my friends are going to do it. I just go

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<v Speaker 1>ahead and take care of that business. There's a lot

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<v Speaker 1>of people on the textboard that are cool with it,

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<v Speaker 1>though that they would say they would go out. That's

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<v Speaker 1>so many people like where is she? I'm ready for

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<v Speaker 1>this girl to be my wife? At seven eight five?

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<v Speaker 1>She might talk about her time of the month with

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<v Speaker 1>the same yeah, but she's freedom. Are you excited for that?

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<v Speaker 1>You know she's got a sense of humor, and yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>it's funny like the first couple of times, but imagine

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<v Speaker 1>being on her five years from now. You've been dating

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<v Speaker 1>for five years. Okay, after five years, nobody's attracted to

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<v Speaker 1>each other anyway, and then you have to sit there

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<v Speaker 1>and listen to her continue to make these jokes. You're

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<v Speaker 1>just like, Okay, it's got to stop at some point.

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<v Speaker 1>Another text in at seventy five night to this chick

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<v Speaker 1>is amazing. She's funny, open, hot enough to pick up.

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<v Speaker 1>This guy is a total tool. Another one that I

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<v Speaker 1>bet she's as dirty and bad as her dirty mouth.

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<v Speaker 1>All right but dirty, Yeah, exactly, it's a different kind

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<v Speaker 1>of dirty. It might be bad. But everybody texting in

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<v Speaker 1>at seven eighty five nine too, there's not a lot

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<v Speaker 1>of people that are ripping her for being so open.

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<v Speaker 1>It's about having to take a twosy and that I've

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<v Speaker 1>ever been scarred like I will never ever was definitely

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<v Speaker 1>not the first one I've been scarred. But yeah, I

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<v Speaker 1>still wish I was more like her. I mean, the

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<v Speaker 1>first time I farted in front of my husband was

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<v Speaker 1>one of the most embarrassing moments. Eat on the toilet

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<v Speaker 1>and keep the door open and talk to you. But

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<v Speaker 1>that's only with peane lydia. Pete is not gross. But

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<v Speaker 1>you didn't keep the door open, and you're still sitting

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<v Speaker 1>on the toilet, eating food, talking to your husband. No

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<v Speaker 1>matter what you're doing, you're like her. Yeah you're pretty,

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<v Speaker 1>you're fine. Yeah, you're exactly like this. You're actually you're

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<v Speaker 1>probably worse. Stay more closed, Actually that'd be more open.

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<v Speaker 1>You just wait. That is love, right there is what

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<v Speaker 1>that is. I never want to be in love.