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Speaker 1: Brooking jewels, second data day. You can find anything at Target.

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Speaker 1: You can get towels, toiletry groceries. You can find sad

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Speaker 1: to feed hungover wishing and mac truck would drive through

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Speaker 1: But enough about my experiences at Target. You can also

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Speaker 1: find a date at Target if you know how to look.

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Speaker 1: And that's exactly what happened to today's second date or Amanda,

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Speaker 1: who is on the phone, Hey Amanda, how are you? Hey, guys,

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Speaker 1: I'm good up. So how does one find a date

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Speaker 1: at Target? Actually? I wasn't expecting anything. I was in

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Speaker 1: the cleaning supply section of this guy just kind of

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Speaker 1: used like, oh, what kind of cleaning pops do you use?

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Speaker 1: Kind of line that always gets me going. I know, man,

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Speaker 1: you throw some simple green on me. Hello, So you

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Speaker 1: I think. So, I mean the cleaning section that starts

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Speaker 1: asking people what kind of products to you? Yeah, maybe

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Speaker 1: cleaning supplies that you had to go out. How quickly

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Speaker 1: an awkward transition. No, I mean we were talking for

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Speaker 1: about maybe like ten fifteen minutes. He's like, hey, do

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Speaker 1: Actually he was pretty smooth about it. I wasn't really

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Speaker 1: awkward at all. You get hit on a lot when

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Speaker 1: I don't get picked up at like Marget stores while

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Speaker 1: so this was a new experience for you. If I

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Speaker 1: what did you guys do on your date? We went

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Speaker 1: Just keep continuing. What was the best part of it

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Speaker 1: We had a lot in common, we both love outdoor sports,

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Speaker 1: and everything went well till the end of the date,

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Speaker 1: We spent like four or five hours theater, which is

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Speaker 1: a really long date, had great conversation, we're laughing, and

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Speaker 1: out and shook my hand. O hand shook you? Oh no, yeah,

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Speaker 1: a guy handshaking a girl is very unusual. Awkward did it?

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Speaker 1: How did that whole thing? Like explained to me how

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Speaker 1: But was it like that or he literally was making

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Speaker 1: brooking jubil in the morning. You know, Amanda, I don't

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Speaker 1: if you're just tuning into the second date update, Amanda

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Speaker 1: a good time. She can't think of anything that went

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Speaker 1: Trying not to get personal maybe he's like a germophobe.

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Speaker 1: is not calling you back? Okay, all right, here we go. Hello. Hey,

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Speaker 1: I was looking for Danny. Yeah, Danny, how are you?

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Speaker 1: This is Jewil from brook and Jewil in the Morning. Good.

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Speaker 1: I'm calling you today because you recently went out on

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Speaker 1: Really m Her name is Amanda. She emailed us and

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Speaker 1: told us about how you picked her up at a target.

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Speaker 1: She thought that was a really cute move, by the way,

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Speaker 1: Uh huh? Would you mind maybe giving us some insight

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Speaker 1: very curious now, Danny, because according to her, your date

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Speaker 1: was perfectly normal. She didn't do anything weird. The thing

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Speaker 1: What specifically made you think that she's nasty? Well, it

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Speaker 1: I have to honk out a dirt snake. No, she

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Speaker 1: She's so good. Gosh, was your face red? I didn't

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Speaker 1: all right, Danny, I can understand why that would be

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Speaker 1: and on the other line right now, Oh, Amanda, did

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