1
00:00:01,280 --> 00:00:03,360
Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour, right about

2
00:00:03,360 --> 00:00:05,880
Speaker 1: four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today, and

3
00:00:05,920 --> 00:00:09,840
Speaker 1: the subject is this is not going to work. This

4
00:00:10,080 --> 00:00:12,160
Speaker 1: is not going to work. We'll get into that in

5
00:00:12,240 --> 00:00:15,080
Speaker 1: just a few because right now the nephew is here

6
00:00:15,680 --> 00:00:19,319
Speaker 1: with today's prank phone call on Steve Harvey's birthday. What

7
00:00:19,400 --> 00:00:23,200
Speaker 1: you got, Nev, Well, you know, it's my uncle's birthday,

8
00:00:23,920 --> 00:00:27,080
Speaker 1: and what better gift to give him than, you know,

9
00:00:27,200 --> 00:00:29,800
Speaker 1: a prank that that goes down in the history is

10
00:00:29,840 --> 00:00:33,000
Speaker 1: one of the greatest of all times, you know, because

11
00:00:33,040 --> 00:00:37,320
Speaker 1: I worked diligently and hard on how to approach how

12
00:00:37,360 --> 00:00:40,640
Speaker 1: can I prank my uncle? And I did it. I

13
00:00:40,680 --> 00:00:42,640
Speaker 1: did it, you know, and I needed some help because

14
00:00:42,640 --> 00:00:44,720
Speaker 1: he knows every voice in my head. So I had

15
00:00:44,760 --> 00:00:47,360
Speaker 1: to really really think hard how can I get him?

16
00:00:47,360 --> 00:00:49,680
Speaker 1: How can I get him? And this right here is

17
00:00:49,680 --> 00:00:52,160
Speaker 1: what I called She a great Now almost lost my job,

18
00:00:52,840 --> 00:00:56,760
Speaker 1: but yes, you did, almost lost my job. Almost had

19
00:00:56,760 --> 00:00:59,440
Speaker 1: to fight. It was a lot going on, a lot

20
00:00:59,640 --> 00:01:04,440
Speaker 1: going on. And if my uncle would not have jumped

21
00:01:04,480 --> 00:01:08,319
Speaker 1: in that fight, yeah, it was. It was. It was

22
00:01:08,319 --> 00:01:12,560
Speaker 1: pretty heated, pretty heated. We was all that. It was

23
00:01:12,600 --> 00:01:15,160
Speaker 1: pretty Let me let me, let me, let me, let

24
00:01:15,280 --> 00:01:17,280
Speaker 1: let them, let the audience know. It was not me

25
00:01:17,319 --> 00:01:19,679
Speaker 1: and my uncle about to fight, but that was about

26
00:01:19,720 --> 00:01:22,200
Speaker 1: to be a fight. I'm just I'm just trying to you,

27
00:01:22,480 --> 00:01:26,119
Speaker 1: hot head was out here to fight. But your uncle

28
00:01:26,360 --> 00:01:30,399
Speaker 1: was upset that day because you pranked them. It was

29
00:01:30,440 --> 00:01:33,520
Speaker 1: a lot of emotions, a lot of emotions, was flins,

30
00:01:35,200 --> 00:01:38,759
Speaker 1: lots of emotions. So back and relaxed. This is this

31
00:01:38,840 --> 00:01:43,279
Speaker 1: is the nephew pranking the uncle. The nephew pranking the uncle.

32
00:01:43,560 --> 00:01:47,840
Speaker 1: Got dog if you would. But what did you say

33
00:01:48,360 --> 00:01:52,400
Speaker 1: right now? Did he turning on everybody to do with

34
00:01:52,440 --> 00:01:55,640
Speaker 1: men that ain't my books? Put him on the phone next,

35
00:01:55,800 --> 00:01:59,480
Speaker 1: I tell him, I don't. He ain't writing about you,

36
00:02:00,960 --> 00:02:03,640
Speaker 1: even tall on me, you know tall all my boy.

37
00:02:03,720 --> 00:02:07,200
Speaker 1: He's telling on everybody. Man. His book ain't got nothing

38
00:02:07,240 --> 00:02:09,400
Speaker 1: to do with you, man, No, no, nobody's book. Dude

39
00:02:09,440 --> 00:02:11,680
Speaker 1: got something to do with me. Because everything that Steve

40
00:02:11,680 --> 00:02:13,960
Speaker 1: didn't run. If he was growing up from the hood

41
00:02:14,200 --> 00:02:16,880
Speaker 1: telling on everybody. And I'm tired of this. He ought

42
00:02:17,000 --> 00:02:19,960
Speaker 1: to go somewhere and sit down. No, you gotta be

43
00:02:20,000 --> 00:02:22,480
Speaker 1: ded right with your girl. If he's stilling my girl,

44
00:02:22,639 --> 00:02:25,040
Speaker 1: he ain't got no business coming in my house in

45
00:02:25,160 --> 00:02:30,560
Speaker 1: my car telling every damn thing. Hello, Hello, who? Who?

46
00:02:30,639 --> 00:02:33,000
Speaker 1: Who is this? Boy? Is it? Held on? Man? This

47
00:02:33,120 --> 00:02:35,680
Speaker 1: Steve Harvey? Who is this? This is your tea man?

48
00:02:36,040 --> 00:02:37,960
Speaker 1: Listen here, man, Okay, I was gonna fall with your

49
00:02:38,000 --> 00:02:40,440
Speaker 1: nephew and I'm just saying this to you. Steve. Okay,

50
00:02:40,600 --> 00:02:42,320
Speaker 1: all up to you, dude. I see you on the

51
00:02:42,320 --> 00:02:44,400
Speaker 1: front of essence. I see you on the on the

52
00:02:44,480 --> 00:02:47,000
Speaker 1: family field, on your radio show. So why don't you

53
00:02:47,080 --> 00:02:50,040
Speaker 1: go somewhere and sit out and quit telling on everybody?

54
00:02:50,560 --> 00:02:53,160
Speaker 1: What I mean? If im everything, Steve, I'm riding the

55
00:02:53,200 --> 00:02:55,799
Speaker 1: car with my family. I'm gotta turn my radio off

56
00:02:55,880 --> 00:02:59,280
Speaker 1: because you're telling game. We grow up sticking together. If

57
00:02:59,280 --> 00:03:01,480
Speaker 1: I'm running the game and make my eends me or

58
00:03:01,480 --> 00:03:04,960
Speaker 1: whatever it is, that's my god. You ain't got me

59
00:03:05,840 --> 00:03:08,120
Speaker 1: hold on hold on, old women. First of all, I

60
00:03:08,120 --> 00:03:10,400
Speaker 1: don't know who you are. I know your god, I

61
00:03:10,440 --> 00:03:12,520
Speaker 1: know who you are, and we listened to the show.

62
00:03:13,639 --> 00:03:15,919
Speaker 1: Had first thing you're gonna do, don't back up a

63
00:03:15,960 --> 00:03:18,600
Speaker 1: little bit dull because you're talking to me crazy. If

64
00:03:18,639 --> 00:03:20,560
Speaker 1: you ain't nobody scared of you because you got money,

65
00:03:21,480 --> 00:03:23,519
Speaker 1: If you ain't got nothing doing no money, and I

66
00:03:23,520 --> 00:03:29,120
Speaker 1: ain't gonna be too many minute. It's just enjoy your life.

67
00:03:29,280 --> 00:03:31,640
Speaker 1: You find the perfect why no, you you found the

68
00:03:31,680 --> 00:03:35,440
Speaker 1: perfect person, the perfect relationship. Okay, that's good. God, blem

69
00:03:36,200 --> 00:03:38,680
Speaker 1: don't po God in this. Leave God out of this

70
00:03:38,760 --> 00:03:40,960
Speaker 1: because you ain't calling from the God. Ain't gole she

71
00:03:41,120 --> 00:03:44,200
Speaker 1: people killing me with that part right there. God bless you.

72
00:03:44,200 --> 00:03:46,600
Speaker 1: Don't throw God. You don't want God bless me because

73
00:03:46,640 --> 00:03:50,000
Speaker 1: you're talking too crazy to me. That's for starters right there.

74
00:03:50,200 --> 00:03:52,840
Speaker 1: But since you're talking crazy to me, let me turn

75
00:03:52,880 --> 00:03:56,160
Speaker 1: you onto something you want that running game. That's your problem.

76
00:03:56,520 --> 00:03:58,960
Speaker 1: Run your game. You can't get mad at me because

77
00:03:59,000 --> 00:04:02,200
Speaker 1: I'm doing what I do to man, y'all kill me.

78
00:04:02,480 --> 00:04:04,680
Speaker 1: You out there doing what you want to do, like

79
00:04:04,800 --> 00:04:07,080
Speaker 1: you all of this right here. Then you're coming to

80
00:04:07,200 --> 00:04:10,080
Speaker 1: me because I'm trying to empower somebody. I don't give

81
00:04:10,120 --> 00:04:12,320
Speaker 1: a damn about you. Man. Feel how you want to

82
00:04:12,360 --> 00:04:14,720
Speaker 1: feel about me. But what you ain't gonna do though,

83
00:04:14,920 --> 00:04:17,360
Speaker 1: it's talk to me like you clay, because I ain't

84
00:04:17,440 --> 00:04:21,360
Speaker 1: that make the player feel fail. Okay, you got the airwaves,

85
00:04:21,520 --> 00:04:24,080
Speaker 1: you got the microphone, you got the ability to touch

86
00:04:24,120 --> 00:04:26,680
Speaker 1: a lot of people. Okay, and you're just telling you're

87
00:04:26,760 --> 00:04:29,040
Speaker 1: a walking talking hold on, hold on, this ain't got

88
00:04:29,080 --> 00:04:31,279
Speaker 1: nothing doing with the air waves. This ain't got nothing

89
00:04:31,279 --> 00:04:34,720
Speaker 1: doing with the media. That's just me and you talking.

90
00:04:35,000 --> 00:04:38,559
Speaker 1: I talk to you personally, personally, me and you can talk.

91
00:04:38,760 --> 00:04:43,200
Speaker 1: And what I don't talk? Talking me in there you

92
00:04:43,360 --> 00:04:47,279
Speaker 1: call you're talking all this yet see his people like you? Man, dog,

93
00:04:47,520 --> 00:04:49,640
Speaker 1: You know why I wrote a book in the first place,

94
00:04:49,720 --> 00:04:52,520
Speaker 1: because you're always somewhere trying to act like you're something

95
00:04:52,560 --> 00:04:54,960
Speaker 1: that you want. Now you've got the sauce on the phone.

96
00:04:55,160 --> 00:04:57,360
Speaker 1: Now you're trying to make about money and me. This

97
00:04:57,560 --> 00:04:59,960
Speaker 1: just me and you're just two men talking. Now what's

98
00:05:00,040 --> 00:05:02,320
Speaker 1: you won't And if there's two men then talking there

99
00:05:02,360 --> 00:05:04,880
Speaker 1: for one minute to another, watch you just go somewhere

100
00:05:04,880 --> 00:05:07,560
Speaker 1: and sit down and quit telling. Trust of all, I

101
00:05:07,600 --> 00:05:10,640
Speaker 1: ain't got to sit down. You're already doing nothing as

102
00:05:10,680 --> 00:05:13,120
Speaker 1: it is. She was. Soon as somebody go out and

103
00:05:13,240 --> 00:05:16,200
Speaker 1: do something, trying to do something positive. You've got someone

104
00:05:16,360 --> 00:05:19,880
Speaker 1: shaking big chimmy way like you sitting up in here. Man,

105
00:05:19,960 --> 00:05:22,200
Speaker 1: want him to go sit down somewhere. I ain't going

106
00:05:22,320 --> 00:05:25,479
Speaker 1: sitting down, no damn where you can mince me with

107
00:05:25,600 --> 00:05:27,920
Speaker 1: that I say what I want to say, And who

108
00:05:28,000 --> 00:05:30,880
Speaker 1: are you anywhere? You ain't even doing nothing? I don't

109
00:05:30,920 --> 00:05:32,560
Speaker 1: tell me I ain't doing nothing. I'll tell you what

110
00:05:32,640 --> 00:05:34,960
Speaker 1: I am doing. I'm trying to do something. Every time

111
00:05:35,000 --> 00:05:37,440
Speaker 1: I take a step, you take two steps. I can

112
00:05:38,480 --> 00:05:42,280
Speaker 1: hang hey, man, what kid? Hey? Yeah, you don't kill me?

113
00:05:42,400 --> 00:05:45,000
Speaker 1: Why don't you quit trying and do something? You won't

114
00:05:45,080 --> 00:05:47,680
Speaker 1: killing me? Man? With that all you trying to do something?

115
00:05:47,760 --> 00:05:50,360
Speaker 1: Why don't you do something? Dog, you shoud't have been

116
00:05:50,360 --> 00:05:52,800
Speaker 1: here talking to me about what you're trying. You tell

117
00:05:52,880 --> 00:05:55,960
Speaker 1: us selling that same thing to your people. You're trying, wunning,

118
00:05:56,000 --> 00:05:58,600
Speaker 1: your tired of me and trying still where you're gonna

119
00:05:58,640 --> 00:06:02,400
Speaker 1: do something? I'm doing something right now. You're here on

120
00:06:02,440 --> 00:06:05,320
Speaker 1: the flower. You could be improving your relationship with your

121
00:06:05,320 --> 00:06:07,520
Speaker 1: girl or whoever you trying to get it together. But

122
00:06:07,560 --> 00:06:10,240
Speaker 1: you're on the phone with me complaining because I wrote

123
00:06:10,240 --> 00:06:12,680
Speaker 1: a book. Then don't read the damn book. You probably

124
00:06:12,680 --> 00:06:15,160
Speaker 1: ain't read it, no way, And don't watch the TV show.

125
00:06:15,360 --> 00:06:17,640
Speaker 1: You probably ain't working enough to play the bill. Noh,

126
00:06:17,920 --> 00:06:19,560
Speaker 1: I let me wait a minute. Do you don't know

127
00:06:19,640 --> 00:06:22,920
Speaker 1: nothing about me? Okay? You don't know nothing about my finances.

128
00:06:23,080 --> 00:06:25,480
Speaker 1: You know what I mean. I want about your finances.

129
00:06:25,560 --> 00:06:29,840
Speaker 1: This about you as a man. You know wrote man,

130
00:06:29,839 --> 00:06:31,800
Speaker 1: If you don't what y'all Kimmy, what y'all do to me?

131
00:06:32,240 --> 00:06:34,920
Speaker 1: What y'all do to me? Y'all always talking to me

132
00:06:35,279 --> 00:06:38,800
Speaker 1: on the email somewhere, you're always on the blog talking

133
00:06:38,800 --> 00:06:41,280
Speaker 1: about me. You don't even know me. Then when you

134
00:06:41,400 --> 00:06:43,760
Speaker 1: give me face to face, you want to bring up money.

135
00:06:43,880 --> 00:06:45,600
Speaker 1: This concess ain't got nothing to do about money. I

136
00:06:45,600 --> 00:06:48,640
Speaker 1: ain't brought them money one time. It's about man. Who now,

137
00:06:48,680 --> 00:06:51,080
Speaker 1: why don't you do that right there? But a minute enough, Steve,

138
00:06:51,120 --> 00:06:53,839
Speaker 1: It ain't about money now because you guy, Okay, because

139
00:06:53,880 --> 00:06:56,560
Speaker 1: your guy when you was broke. I bet that when

140
00:06:56,600 --> 00:07:00,360
Speaker 1: you're at it, don't just want Hey man went to

141
00:07:00,480 --> 00:07:03,279
Speaker 1: when I was vo I was working. I wasn't sitting

142
00:07:03,320 --> 00:07:05,640
Speaker 1: on the phone crying to some other men by what

143
00:07:05,800 --> 00:07:08,279
Speaker 1: he making me feel with my wife. Yeah ahead, time

144
00:07:08,320 --> 00:07:10,840
Speaker 1: I take a step forward. You got me taking two step,

145
00:07:11,000 --> 00:07:15,040
Speaker 1: un that's why you ain't take this step. I'll tell

146
00:07:15,040 --> 00:07:24,680
Speaker 1: you something because you got frank though I do, I

147
00:07:24,840 --> 00:07:53,480
Speaker 1: do an I just uncle see us, Oh oh god,

148
00:08:07,880 --> 00:08:23,040
Speaker 1: your back dogs, Happy, happy birthday. He didn't get it though,

149
00:08:23,960 --> 00:08:27,119
Speaker 1: Like I really could have gave it to him because

150
00:08:27,160 --> 00:08:29,000
Speaker 1: I was trying to you know, I was that was

151
00:08:29,320 --> 00:08:31,320
Speaker 1: in the conversion part of my life while I was

152
00:08:31,360 --> 00:08:34,600
Speaker 1: trying to do better, be a better Christian. Uh huh

153
00:08:35,240 --> 00:08:40,000
Speaker 1: remember those days? Didn't you just get the family feutuhow?

154
00:08:40,320 --> 00:08:48,960
Speaker 1: And I was trying to feel to all that into Yeah,

155
00:08:49,000 --> 00:08:52,680
Speaker 1: I'm going somewhere from the really troubling a phone call.

156
00:08:56,360 --> 00:09:02,120
Speaker 1: You handled it, be good. It was button, push button,

157
00:09:02,880 --> 00:09:09,400
Speaker 1: I pushed them. Birthday, the birthday Shenanakins continue, Happy birthday Steve.

158
00:09:09,480 --> 00:09:12,199
Speaker 1: Coming up next strawberry letter. The subject is this is

159
00:09:12,280 --> 00:09:15,320
Speaker 1: not going to work. This is not going to work.

160
00:09:15,360 --> 00:09:18,240
Speaker 1: We'll get into it right after this. You're listening to

161
00:09:18,400 --> 00:09:20,000
Speaker 1: the Steve Harvey Morning Show.