WEBVTT - Will We Ever Live Without Sleep? Featuring Simone Giertz!

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<v Speaker 1>Guess what, Mango?

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<v Speaker 2>What's up, Will?

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<v Speaker 3>So I was reading about this anthropologist, Robert Lohman. And

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<v Speaker 3>in the 1990s, Lohman went to Papua New Guinea to

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<v Speaker 3>study the Asabano people. So it was his first night there,

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<v Speaker 3>and one of the elders keeps apologizing to him because

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<v Speaker 3>he couldn't sleep over with him. Like he wanted to

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<v Speaker 3>share a bed with Lohman, but he had a few

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<v Speaker 3>prior commitments. So Lohman's a little confused, right? But then

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<v Speaker 3>he keeps getting these offers from other men, and he

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<v Speaker 3>quickly realizes this is not a sexual thing. It's their

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<v Speaker 3>version of hospitality. Like to make sure you sleep well

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<v Speaker 3>and feel welcomed, The Asobana make it a priority to

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<v Speaker 3>offer you some conversation and body warmth. And also, they

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<v Speaker 3>tell Lohman, having a local in the room will protect

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<v Speaker 3>him from witchcraft.

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<v Speaker 1>So, you know, all good things.

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<v Speaker 3>But what's funny is that sharing a bed with strangers,

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<v Speaker 3>especially while traveling, used to be common practice. I was

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<v Speaker 3>reading this book, Wild Nights, and in it, the author

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<v Speaker 3>talks about how it shows up in Erasmus writing. It's

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<v Speaker 3>discussed in Moby Dick. But the funniest account to me

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<v Speaker 3>was from the 17th century diarist Samuel Pepys. Why is that?

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<v Speaker 1>Well, Peeps used to keep this log of.

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<v Speaker 3>All of his bedmates, scoring them on the quality of

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<v Speaker 3>their conversation, making a note if they did too much

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<v Speaker 3>tossing and turning.

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<v Speaker 2>Can you imagine how nerve-wracking it would be to share

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<v Speaker 2>a bed with him?

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<v Speaker 4>I know.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, I feel like I'd spend the whole night

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<v Speaker 2>worrying if I was hogging the sheets or, like, thinking

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<v Speaker 2>about if my pillow talk was good enough. I want

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<v Speaker 2>a good review.

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<v Speaker 1>Me too.

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<v Speaker 3>It's very nerve-wracking. So, well, speaking of pillow talk, what

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<v Speaker 3>do you say we dive into this episode on sleep?

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<v Speaker 1>Hey there, podcast listeners. I'm Will Pearson.

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<v Speaker 3>And as always, I'm joined by my good friend, Mengesh Hatikader,

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<v Speaker 3>and you're listening to Part-Time Genius.

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<v Speaker 1>Now, we've got a fun show today.

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<v Speaker 3>We're discussing a topic that you know frustrates me, Mengho.

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<v Speaker 2>Uh-huh. Sleep.

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<v Speaker 1>I have never been a fan of sleeping.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm definitely in the camp of people who would totally

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<v Speaker 3>take a pill if I could.

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<v Speaker 1>Avoid it altogether.

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<v Speaker 3>I've always been this way, even in first grade when

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<v Speaker 3>Miss Pritchett made us declare our favorite animal, you know

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<v Speaker 3>what animal I chose?

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<v Speaker 1>The giraffe. Why?

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<v Speaker 3>Not because it was tall, not because it could slam

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<v Speaker 3>dunk with ease, because they only have to sleep a

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<v Speaker 3>couple hours of night. How sad is this? That was

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<v Speaker 3>like the reason that I chose it. And I've always

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<v Speaker 3>wondered if humans will ever be able to avoid sleep entirely.

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<v Speaker 3>So we're going to get to the bottom of this.

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<v Speaker 2>Are you ready?

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<v Speaker 1>I mean like the very bottom.

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<v Speaker 3>We're going to figure this out because I need to

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<v Speaker 3>know if I'm going to have my never sleep again

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<v Speaker 3>dream come true. But we've got so many other fun

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<v Speaker 3>things coming up in the.

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<v Speaker 1>Show as well.

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<v Speaker 3>We'll take a look at what happens in our brains

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<v Speaker 3>when we're sleeping, what happens in our brains when we're

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<v Speaker 3>sleeping in a new place or when we're staring at

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<v Speaker 3>a cell phone before we sleep.

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<v Speaker 1>We've got our part-time genius quiz with a couple.

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<v Speaker 2>Of Zumba instructors.

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<v Speaker 1>Zumba instructors.

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<v Speaker 3>Right.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay. This is awesome.

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<v Speaker 3>And someone I'm super excited to talk to, we've got

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<v Speaker 3>one of our favorite inventors, the self-proclaimed queen of crappy robots,

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<v Speaker 3>Simone Yetch, who happened to invent a really funny alarm clock.

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<v Speaker 4>I love her.

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<v Speaker 1>So we'll talk about that. She is amazing. But before

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<v Speaker 1>we get to all of that, how weird is sleep, Mango?

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>I know.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, the way we talk about sleep is really funny. Like,

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<v Speaker 2>people used to wear it as this badge of honor

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<v Speaker 2>how little they slept. I read this thing about Keith

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<v Speaker 2>Richards where he talked about being up for five full days.

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<v Speaker 6>Whoa.

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<v Speaker 2>Just working and composing and all this while his lazy

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<v Speaker 2>bandmates were taking naps.

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<v Speaker 6>Right.

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<v Speaker 2>But it's always this dig from productive people. But of course,

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<v Speaker 2>you know, Keith Richards being Keith Richards has disaster stories

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<v Speaker 2>about this too, right? So there's this one time he

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<v Speaker 2>stayed up for nine days straight.

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<v Speaker 1>Good God.

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<v Speaker 2>Which sounds horrible. But the way he describes it, he

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<v Speaker 2>was riding this adrenaline high and feeling totally awake. And

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<v Speaker 2>then all of a sudden, as he was reaching to

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<v Speaker 2>put a cassette tape on a shelf, he fell asleep

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<v Speaker 2>so hard he collapsed and broke his nose.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm not sure sleep studies should really be conducted on

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<v Speaker 3>Keith Richards.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm thinking that's probably not as accurate.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, there are definitely these hyperproductive people like Margaret Thatcher

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<v Speaker 3>who only need three or four hours of sleep at night.

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<v Speaker 3>She needed so little sleep, and she was so committed

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<v Speaker 3>to being the best informed person in any room, she'd

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<v Speaker 3>stay up and read into the late hours, but then

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<v Speaker 3>she'd be up again at five in the morning to

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<v Speaker 3>listen to the British Farm Report. And of course, all

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<v Speaker 3>her staff was constantly exhausted trying to keep pace.

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<v Speaker 1>I know.

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<v Speaker 2>Sleep doctors actually claim she's got this rare genetic mutation

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<v Speaker 2>that allows her to function on less sleep, and it

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<v Speaker 2>affects about 1% of the population. But It's funny, I

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<v Speaker 2>read this beleaguered quote from her husband, Dennis, in the BBC.

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<v Speaker 1>Dennis? I know, honestly. You just made that up.

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<v Speaker 2>I didn't even know there was a Dennis Thatcher until

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<v Speaker 2>I read this piece. But his greatest contribution to the

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<v Speaker 2>Republic seems to be trying to get her to sleep. Like,

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<v Speaker 2>every once in a while, he was observed desperately reminding her, woman. bed.

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<v Speaker 1>Was he a caveman or something?

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<v Speaker 2>I used to talk that way. Of course, my other

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<v Speaker 2>favorite Margaret Thatcher fact, and that's in the late 70s

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<v Speaker 2>when she went to this economic summit in Japan, the

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<v Speaker 2>country tried to supply her with 20 karate ladies as bodyguards.

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<v Speaker 2>I know. I just love the phrase karate ladies. There

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<v Speaker 2>should be more of that in history books.

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<v Speaker 1>I agree. I agree.

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<v Speaker 3>So there was definitely a time, especially in the 1980s,

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<v Speaker 3>where Wall Street execs and rock stars and media moguls

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<v Speaker 3>used to brag about how little sleep they got.

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<v Speaker 1>Like not sleeping was thought to be glamorous.

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<v Speaker 3>And even as far back as Napoleon, who outlined the

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<v Speaker 3>perfect amount of sleep, he would say six hours for

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<v Speaker 3>a man, seven hours for a woman, eight hours for

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<v Speaker 3>a fool.

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<v Speaker 2>Which just sounds so French. It does.

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<v Speaker 1>But now it feels like the complete opposite.

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<v Speaker 3>You look at these world-class athletes like Usain Bolt, LeBron James,

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<v Speaker 3>and they really brag about the 12 hours of uninterrupted

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<v Speaker 3>sleep they get And they work to protect it.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, there are tons of them. Like Marion Bartoli, who

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<v Speaker 2>won Wimbledon. She famously took this long nap before winning.

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<v Speaker 2>And Cristiano Ronaldo, the soccer star.

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<v Speaker 3>Right.

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<v Speaker 2>You know, he sleeps in this totally dark chamber and

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<v Speaker 2>he has electric blinds that flip open at 10 a.m.

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<v Speaker 2>or whenever he wants to get up. Like that's his

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<v Speaker 2>alarm clock. And it's because he doesn't want any artificial

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<v Speaker 2>light in his room bothering him.

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<v Speaker 1>I got to remember to turn the lights off in

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<v Speaker 1>my chamber. Maybe that's been my problem.

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<v Speaker 6>So.

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<v Speaker 3>There's this clear premium on sleep, but don't you think

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<v Speaker 3>it's weird that we spend a third of our lives

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<v Speaker 3>pretty much paralyzed and unconscious? Honestly, I'm getting irritated again

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<v Speaker 3>just thinking about it.

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<v Speaker 1>Think of all the things you could be doing. I know.

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<v Speaker 2>We should all be Thatchering every night. But one of

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<v Speaker 2>the things that's fascinating to me is that there's this

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<v Speaker 2>insistence that everyone has to sleep the same way, right?

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<v Speaker 2>And I was reading this book, Dreamland, by David Randall.

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<v Speaker 2>And in one section, he talks about this history professor

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<v Speaker 2>from Virginia Tech who kept finding references in medieval literature

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<v Speaker 2>to first sleep and second sleep. He found it in

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<v Speaker 2>Canterbury Tales. He found it in old texts. It was

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<v Speaker 2>just repeated in lots of places. And what he eventually

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<v Speaker 2>sussed out was that historically, people would get two periods

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<v Speaker 2>of rest every night. They'd go to bed, then they'd

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<v Speaker 2>wake up for an hour and talk and think and

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<v Speaker 2>engage in some canoodling. And after an hour, they'd go

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<v Speaker 2>back to bed and sleep till morning. And this was

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<v Speaker 2>a really common thing.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean, it reminds me of Ben Franklin and his

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<v Speaker 3>so-called air baths, you know, where Franklin would wake up

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<v Speaker 3>at four or five in the morning, work for an hour.

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<v Speaker 3>He claimed part of the reason he was so productive

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<v Speaker 3>is that he'd do it completely and totally in the bus,

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<v Speaker 3>like in front of an open window, hence the term

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<v Speaker 3>air bath. But he'd have this euphoric period of productivity.

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<v Speaker 3>Then he'd have the best sleep of his life after that.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, and obviously nude Ben Franklin had genius ideas to

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<v Speaker 2>give us, right? But there's this great myth all over

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<v Speaker 2>the internet that I so wish was true.

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<v Speaker 1>What's that?

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<v Speaker 2>And it's that Ben Franklin invented the first mechanical bull. Oh,

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<v Speaker 2>that's got to be true, right?

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, that's his.

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<v Speaker 2>Have you heard this? The story goes that Ben Franklin

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<v Speaker 2>made a prototype bull and let John Adams ride it.

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<v Speaker 2>And it was so unrideable that Adams ended up with

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<v Speaker 2>a third-degree burn on his bottom.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm going to say this has got to be true.

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<v Speaker 2>It's so specific. But the part that makes it, like,

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<v Speaker 2>feel believable is that the primary reason Ben invented the

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<v Speaker 2>thing was to get people's bowels moving. Right. Which is,

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<v Speaker 2>you know, a total lie. But I love that some

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<v Speaker 2>fifth graders probably included it in his school report.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, that's brilliant. That's brilliant.

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<v Speaker 3>But let's get back to this first sleep, second sleep thing,

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<v Speaker 3>which is fascinating. I mean, to me, the most interesting

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<v Speaker 3>part is that it's been recreated in science experiments. Like

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<v Speaker 3>when people are isolated from their screens, humans actually return

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<v Speaker 3>to this natural human sleep pattern. And it brings up

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<v Speaker 3>all sorts of questions about our circadian clocks. But let's

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<v Speaker 3>take a step back and talk about that. I mean,

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<v Speaker 3>we all know our bodies have a natural clock or

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<v Speaker 3>what we call a circadian rhythm. And as part of

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<v Speaker 3>that 24-hour cycle, we know we get tired at night,

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<v Speaker 3>then we wake up in the morning.

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<v Speaker 1>But why have we evolved to do any of this?

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<v Speaker 3>I mean, it seems like just the act of going

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<v Speaker 3>to sleep must have been so dangerous for our ancestors

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<v Speaker 3>not wanting to be eaten by predators. In fact, there's

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<v Speaker 3>this well-known sleep researcher at the University of Chicago named

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<v Speaker 3>Alan Redstoffen who said, if sleep doesn't serve an absolutely

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<v Speaker 3>vital function, it's the greatest mistake evolution has ever made.

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<v Speaker 1>So there's got to be a really good reason, right?

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, there is, right? There's strong evidence that sleep

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<v Speaker 2>is important for our nervous system and our immune system.

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<v Speaker 2>But the latest research on what's happening in our brains

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<v Speaker 2>when we sleep is some of the most compelling. There's

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<v Speaker 2>a tendency to think of sleeping this time when our

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<v Speaker 2>brains are inactive.

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<v Speaker 1>It's actually the opposite.

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<v Speaker 2>Without getting too deep into it, we should probably run

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<v Speaker 2>through the five stages of sleep.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay.

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<v Speaker 2>So the first and second stages are really light. And

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<v Speaker 2>in fact, the first stage is so light that you

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<v Speaker 2>might not know that you're sleeping. But by the second stage,

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<v Speaker 2>your brain starts pinging out some sleep-specific waves. These are

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<v Speaker 2>just flashes that last a few seconds at a time.

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<v Speaker 2>Then the third and fourth stages move into this deep sleep,

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<v Speaker 2>and your brain starts sending out these long rhythmic bursts

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<v Speaker 2>called delta waves. This is where you start floating away

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<v Speaker 2>from consciousness. And in the fourth stage particularly, that's where

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<v Speaker 2>you can get disoriented. So I don't know if this

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<v Speaker 2>has happened to you, but if you've ever had sleep drunkenness,

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<v Speaker 2>like if you've ever woken up at the wrong cycle

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<v Speaker 2>and felt totally groggy, That's because you were interrupted in

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<v Speaker 2>the fourth stage.

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<v Speaker 1>You're saying this all in such a soothing voice. I

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<v Speaker 1>think I need to share.

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<v Speaker 3>A fact about waking people up in that fourth stage.

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<v Speaker 3>So there are actually all these ridiculous alarm clocks meant

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<v Speaker 3>to wake up really heavy sleepers. Like we've got Simone

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<v Speaker 3>Yetch later today who made one of the funniest.

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<v Speaker 1>Alarm clocks I've seen.

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<v Speaker 3>But there's this other great fire alarm clock from Japan,

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<v Speaker 3>and it works by spraying wasabi into your room.

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<v Speaker 2>Wasabi.

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<v Speaker 3>Wasabi. Which I guess makes sense since horseradish up your

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<v Speaker 3>nose is definitely going to get you out of bed.

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<v Speaker 3>But I kind of think about it like this, like

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<v Speaker 3>what's worse than your house being on fire? It's learning

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<v Speaker 3>your house is on fire by having wasabi sprayed.

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<v Speaker 2>Up your nose. Yeah, it sounds terrible. But let's get

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<v Speaker 2>back to the stages because there's only one more.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, sorry for the interruption.

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<v Speaker 2>So we've gone over the first four where your brainwaves

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<v Speaker 2>have gradually slowed down, your body temperature has dropped, and

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<v Speaker 2>you've gradually become immobile. You're in this deep sleep. So

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<v Speaker 2>those four stages occupy about 80% of your sleep time.

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<v Speaker 2>But then we move into the fifth stage, which is

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<v Speaker 2>REM or rapid eye movement. And this is where our

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<v Speaker 2>brains get really going again. And your eyes tend to

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<v Speaker 2>dart around under our eyelids. And that's the stage where

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<v Speaker 2>we really dream. Like, in a good night's sleep, you'd

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<v Speaker 2>move through these stages multiple times.

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<v Speaker 1>Right.

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<v Speaker 3>And that immobility part is important. I saw this weird

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<v Speaker 3>cat study. Wait, is that new?

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<v Speaker 1>Well, I read a cat study.

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<v Speaker 3>Where a researcher named Michael Jouvet in France made tiny

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<v Speaker 3>cuts in a cat's brain and turned off the part

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<v Speaker 3>that triggers immobility in sleep. So when these cats hit

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<v Speaker 3>the REM stage, instead of just playing the dreams out

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<v Speaker 3>in their head, they started acting them out in real life.

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<v Speaker 3>The cats started hissing and clawing and arching their backs

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<v Speaker 3>and jumping onto people and counters. You know how I

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<v Speaker 3>feel about cats, so this is terrifying to me. All

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<v Speaker 3>in a dream state. And when they were woken up,

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<v Speaker 3>they were, you know, very cat about it, like, eh,

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<v Speaker 3>no big deal.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, we both share that fear of cats because I

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<v Speaker 2>think it's because they seem so unpredictable. But the fact

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<v Speaker 2>that in their sleep, they're actually dreaming about clawing and

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<v Speaker 2>attacking you, that's crazy.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it is crazy.

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<v Speaker 3>And, you know, sleep studies on other animals are just

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<v Speaker 3>as fascinating. So for years, we've known that dolphins and

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<v Speaker 3>whales and birds and other animals sleep with only half

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<v Speaker 3>their brain at a time. So the other half can

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<v Speaker 3>stand guard and look out for predators. And in mallard ducks,

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<v Speaker 3>for example, when they're all in a line, the two

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<v Speaker 3>outermost birds will often be the only ones to keep

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<v Speaker 3>half their brains awake to look out for danger. Like

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<v Speaker 3>they just know to stand guard for all the other

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<v Speaker 3>ducks in the line. It's crazy and fascinating. But the

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<v Speaker 3>weirdest thing is that previously we didn't think humans did this.

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<v Speaker 3>But it turns out we do. There's this thing called

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<v Speaker 3>first night effect, which happens when we stay– In a

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<v Speaker 3>new place, our brains revert to their animal instincts and

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<v Speaker 3>they go into survival mode to make sure nothing fishy

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<v Speaker 3>is going on. So instead of sleeping restfully, your brain

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<v Speaker 3>takes turns allowing one half of your brain to sleep

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<v Speaker 3>while the other half of your brain stays more aware

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<v Speaker 3>of its surroundings. It's why you don't get a great

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<v Speaker 3>night's sleep in your first night or a hotel or

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<v Speaker 3>somewhere else new. And strangely, the effect is almost completely

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<v Speaker 3>gone by night two.

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<v Speaker 2>That's so crazy.

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<v Speaker 3>But before we get back to whether or not humans

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<v Speaker 3>will ever be able to go without sleep, why don't

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<v Speaker 3>we take a quick break for a quiz? Okay, Mango,

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<v Speaker 3>so who do we have on the line to play

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<v Speaker 3>with us today?

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<v Speaker 2>Today we've got two part-time Zumba instructors on the line,

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<v Speaker 2>Stacy and Githanjali.

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<v Speaker 1>Zumba, this is exciting.

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<v Speaker 2>I know, super exciting.

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<v Speaker 3>When we put out a call for Zumba instructors, we

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<v Speaker 3>didn't know what to expect, but we've got two really

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<v Speaker 3>good ones on the line. So our first one works

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<v Speaker 3>in corporate communications by day and is a Zumba instructor

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<v Speaker 3>at night.

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<v Speaker 1>Githanjali, welcome to Part-Time Genius.

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<v Speaker 5>Thank you.

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<v Speaker 3>And our other one is a voiceover actor by day

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<v Speaker 3>and a Zumba instructor at night.

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<v Speaker 1>So, Stacey, welcome to Part-Time Genius.

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<v Speaker 6>Hi.

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<v Speaker 1>So, you know what? I have to ask you guys.

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<v Speaker 3>Just to get a better understanding of what Zumba is.

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<v Speaker 3>I have to confess I've never been to a Zumba class.

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<v Speaker 3>I think I'm planning to go. You guys were nice

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<v Speaker 3>enough to tell us we should... come by one of

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<v Speaker 3>yours at some point. But Githanjali, let's start with you.

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<v Speaker 3>Explain to us the difference between Zumba and just say

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<v Speaker 3>regular aerobics.

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<v Speaker 5>With regular aerobics, you kind of break down everything. But

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<v Speaker 5>with Zumba, you just go, go, go. And it's similar

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<v Speaker 5>that it's in the sense that it's a dance cardio format,

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<v Speaker 5>but it has all sorts of world dance. The emphasis

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<v Speaker 5>is that you do a little bit of Latin American,

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<v Speaker 5>a little African, a little Indian Bollywood. And so you

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<v Speaker 5>get a little taste of the world while you dance

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<v Speaker 5>and have fun.

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<v Speaker 3>And Stacey, you mentioned you have a background in ballroom

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<v Speaker 3>dance and Chinese opera. Is that required to go to

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<v Speaker 3>a Zumba class?

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<v Speaker 5>Yes. No, no.

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<v Speaker 6>I mean, you don't need to have any sort of

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<v Speaker 6>dance background at all. I think it just influences my

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<v Speaker 6>own classes because, you know, I just noticed I'll throw.

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<v Speaker 1>In some elements.

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<v Speaker 6>Sometimes even I'm not even conscious of the fact that

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<v Speaker 6>they're in there, you know, but sometimes the way I

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<v Speaker 6>hold my arms or maybe the way I use my

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<v Speaker 6>hands are inspired by ballroom or by Chinese opera classes. Um,

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<v Speaker 6>but you know, what I love about being that is I,

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<v Speaker 6>the honest truth is I actually hate exercising. When I'm

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<v Speaker 6>in a Zumba class, I just feel like I'm at

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<v Speaker 6>a party. And hopefully that's what my classes are like too.

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<v Speaker 6>I just feel like we're at a party, we're dancing,

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<v Speaker 6>we're having fun. And I don't even care that there's

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<v Speaker 6>sweat all over the floor and that, you know, my

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<v Speaker 6>hair is wet all the way down to the end.

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<v Speaker 6>We're just having so much fun.

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<v Speaker 3>That's awesome. That's kind of the way we feel about podcasting.

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<v Speaker 3>We're always so sweaty. I know.

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<v Speaker 1>But it's worth it.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm just dripping. All right.

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<v Speaker 3>So we are playing a game today.

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<v Speaker 1>What's it called?

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<v Speaker 2>Nonsensical Sleep Rhymes.

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<v Speaker 3>Nonsensical Sleep Rhymes. So this is a pretty dumb game.

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<v Speaker 3>Really dumb. It's a really dumb game. We invented this

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<v Speaker 3>based on the phrase, you snooze, you lose. So every

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<v Speaker 3>answer starts, you snooze, you blank. And the blank is

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<v Speaker 3>some rhyming word. It rhymes with lose and snooze. So

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<v Speaker 3>if we were to give you the clue, what happens

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<v Speaker 3>if you drink martinis in your sleep? You'd say you snooze.

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<v Speaker 3>You booze, right? So every answer is going to be

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<v Speaker 3>exactly that moronic. And what are we playing for here, though, today, Mango?

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<v Speaker 3>You're playing for the big prize. Whoever wins will get

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<v Speaker 3>a handwritten note from us to your mom or your boss.

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<v Speaker 2>It's your choice.

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<v Speaker 1>That's right.

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<v Speaker 2>Singing your praises. But actually, we're going to put them

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<v Speaker 2>on the same team today.

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<v Speaker 1>You know what?

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<v Speaker 3>So they both get this opportunity. We're going to put

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<v Speaker 3>you on the same team, and let's see how this goes.

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<v Speaker 3>You guys ready to play You Snooze.

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<v Speaker 1>You Lose? Absolutely.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>All right.

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<v Speaker 3>So, Githanjali, we're going to start with you. If you

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<v Speaker 3>have any problems, though, we're going to throw it to Stacey,

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<v Speaker 3>and then we're going to go back and forth. And

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<v Speaker 3>our goal is for you guys to get all nine

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<v Speaker 3>of these correct.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's go quickly. You ready? Here we go.

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<v Speaker 3>What happens when you communicate with cows when you're sleeping?

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<v Speaker 2>Snooze you moo?

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<v Speaker 1>Yes. Well done.

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<v Speaker 3>All right, Stacey, what happens when you board a carnival

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<v Speaker 3>ship when you're sleeping?

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<v Speaker 6>You snooze, you cruise.

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<v Speaker 1>Well done.

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<v Speaker 3>Gathangeli, what happens when you put Pantene in your hair

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<v Speaker 3>when you're sleeping?

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<v Speaker 5>You snooze, you shampoo.

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<v Speaker 3>I love how you can hear it in her voice

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<v Speaker 3>that she's like, is the quiz really this dumb?

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<v Speaker 1>But it is.

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<v Speaker 2>You snooze, you shampoo.

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<v Speaker 1>That's right.

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<v Speaker 3>All right, Stacey, what happens when you have anemia and

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<v Speaker 3>you bump into things in your sleep?

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<v Speaker 6>You snooze, you bruise.

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<v Speaker 1>Man, you guys are so good at this. Four out

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<v Speaker 1>of four so far.

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<v Speaker 3>All right, Gathangeli, what happens when you start attaching things

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<v Speaker 3>with a bottle of Elmer's in your sleep?

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<v Speaker 2>You snooze, you glue.

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<v Speaker 3>Now said with confidence.

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<v Speaker 1>She's bought in. I know. All right.

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<v Speaker 3>All right, Stacey, what happens when you sneeze in your sleep?

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<v Speaker 1>I like this one. You snooze, you... Oh, no, I'm blanking.

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<v Speaker 4>You sneeze.

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<v Speaker 6>You snooze you.

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<v Speaker 1>What sound do you make when you sneeze?

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<v Speaker 5>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm blanking.

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<v Speaker 1>You've got to help me. Aha.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, it's not a the.

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<v Speaker 5>It's a you snooze you achoo.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes. Oh, my.

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<v Speaker 1>You achoo.

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<v Speaker 2>No, I have no idea.

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<v Speaker 5>What is it?

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<v Speaker 1>That's it. You got it. You got it right. All right.

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<v Speaker 1>We're coming back to you, Gathangeli. Here goes.

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<v Speaker 3>What happens when you play a buzzing kids instrument in

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<v Speaker 3>your sleep?

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<v Speaker 5>You snooze, you caboose.

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<v Speaker 4>What is that?

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<v Speaker 3>It's a really simple instrument you put to your mouth

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<v Speaker 3>and sounds. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>You got it.

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<v Speaker 2>You snooze, you kazooze.

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<v Speaker 3>All right.

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<v Speaker 1>This is the dumbest quiz.

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<v Speaker 3>Every time we do a quiz, I'm like, they can't

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<v Speaker 3>get any dumber, and this may be the dumbest.

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<v Speaker 2>We set the bar lower. We do. We do.

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<v Speaker 5>All right.

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<v Speaker 3>Stacey, number eight. What happens when you construct an Inuit

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<v Speaker 3>shelter in your sleep?

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<v Speaker 1>You snooze, you igloo. Well done.

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<v Speaker 3>All right, to bring it all home, let's see, you

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<v Speaker 3>guys can, we'll let Gathangeli answer this one. What happens

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<v Speaker 3>when you dine with pandas in your sleep?

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<v Speaker 5>Oh, my goodness.

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<v Speaker 2>Think about what they might munch on.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh, you snooze, you bamboo.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, nine out of nine. That was a tricky one.

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<v Speaker 2>It was really dumb, that's right.

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<v Speaker 1>Our hands are going to be pretty tired from writing

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<v Speaker 1>these notes. This is great.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, well, we're not only sending them home with notes,

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<v Speaker 2>we're also going to be mailing them a canned witch,

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<v Speaker 2>which is the number one peanut butter and jelly in

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<v Speaker 2>a can on the market.

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<v Speaker 1>Wow, for nine out of nine.

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<v Speaker 2>If you love sandwiches and things that are stored in

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<v Speaker 2>pop-top containers, you'll love canned witches.

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<v Speaker 1>Are they one of the sponsors or something? No, no, no.

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<v Speaker 1>We just love sandwiches. We just want to promote them.

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<v Speaker 1>That's awesome.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, we will have to check out a Zumba class.

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<v Speaker 3>You guys have us sold on this. Kathangeli and Stacey,

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<v Speaker 3>thank you so much for joining us on Part-Time Genius.

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<v Speaker 3>So as we discussed before the break, I hate sleeping.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know why we have to do it. It

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<v Speaker 3>feels extravagant and lazy and a perfect waste of time.

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<v Speaker 3>So convince me, Mango, why do we need sleep?

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<v Speaker 2>Well, it sounds like a tall order, but the first

0:20:10.390 --> 0:20:12.310
<v Speaker 2>thing is that our brains are using it for some

0:20:12.410 --> 0:20:15.690
<v Speaker 2>major memory consolidation. Like, just think about all the things

0:20:15.730 --> 0:20:18.359
<v Speaker 2>that happen during a single day. Every time your brain

0:20:18.390 --> 0:20:22.020
<v Speaker 2>learns something, which is pretty much every waking second, the

0:20:22.359 --> 0:20:25.679
<v Speaker 2>connections between your neurons are strengthened and new connections are created.

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<v Speaker 2>But if you stop and think about how many short-term

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<v Speaker 2>memories your brain is creating in, I don't know, like

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<v Speaker 2>a 12 or 14-hour period, It's staggering. So our brain

0:20:34.369 --> 0:20:36.449
<v Speaker 2>needs a way to sift through all that information and

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<v Speaker 2>file away the important learnings. And there are all these

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<v Speaker 2>experiments that confirm this. Like there was this Harvard study

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<v Speaker 2>where kids were trained to catch a ball in a cone.

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<v Speaker 2>Like over the course of a half hour, the kids

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<v Speaker 2>got better at it. And their technique improved from, let's say, 50%

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<v Speaker 2>to about 70%. But then the group was split into

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<v Speaker 2>two sets. And one of the groups got great sleep.

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<v Speaker 2>And their ability to catch the ball jumped up to 85%.

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<v Speaker 2>But the other group, which I guess was just pestered

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<v Speaker 2>through the night or allowed to stay up and watch

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<v Speaker 2>movies or something, they got poor sleep. And their rate

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<v Speaker 2>dropped to below 50%, which is worse than where they

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<v Speaker 2>started from. And that's because their brains didn't have time

0:21:14.760 --> 0:21:20.030
<v Speaker 2>to reprocess that information. And actually, there's a rat study.

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<v Speaker 2>There are a lot of cat and rat studies, so

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<v Speaker 2>get used to it, listeners. But in trying to understand sleep,

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<v Speaker 2>listeners looked at how clusters of neurons worked in rat brains.

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<v Speaker 2>And the same neurons that lit up when a rat

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<v Speaker 2>was awake and learning a new task, those lit up

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<v Speaker 2>again at night. It's like they were replaying these learnings

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<v Speaker 2>over and over.

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<v Speaker 1>Which is fascinating.

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<v Speaker 3>But the thing is, those clusters were lighting up super

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<v Speaker 3>fast in their dreams. So let's say it took the

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<v Speaker 3>rats a couple of seconds to walk over and pick

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<v Speaker 3>up a piece of food. In their sleep, that same

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<v Speaker 3>brain activity would only take a fraction of a second.

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<v Speaker 3>It's like because your brain isn't juggling between all the

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<v Speaker 3>distractions of when you're awake, it's able to process these

0:21:59.640 --> 0:22:03.359
<v Speaker 3>things that much faster. And in replaying these events, it

0:22:03.400 --> 0:22:06.219
<v Speaker 3>turns your important memories into long-term ones.

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<v Speaker 2>You say important memories, like getting food is a really

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<v Speaker 2>memorable one for a rat. It is. What are the

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<v Speaker 2>unimportant ones?

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<v Speaker 1>Well, that's a good question.

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<v Speaker 3>But there are so many little things we don't really

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<v Speaker 3>need to commit to long-term memory. Like you were saying,

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<v Speaker 3>the millions of things that happen in any given day, right?

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<v Speaker 3>And we know that it would be too taxing for

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<v Speaker 3>our brain to hold on to everything. So our brains

0:22:26.040 --> 0:22:28.460
<v Speaker 3>are really good at cleaning themselves out at night and

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<v Speaker 3>purging the insignificant ones. There's a team of researchers from

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<v Speaker 3>the University of Wisconsin-Madison that recently found that our brains

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<v Speaker 3>actually shrink during sleep.

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<v Speaker 1>Isn't this unbelievable?

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<v Speaker 3>That the number and size of our brain synapses shrink

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<v Speaker 3>by as much as 20% in the mice that they

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<v Speaker 3>looked at.

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<v Speaker 1>Rats study.

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<v Speaker 3>No, no, no.

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<v Speaker 1>These were not rats. They were mice.

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<v Speaker 3>But this is how our brains deal with all the

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<v Speaker 3>information we've learned in a day. which allows us to

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<v Speaker 3>wake up and start fresh the next day.

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<v Speaker 2>You know, this makes me think of those people with

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<v Speaker 2>insane super memories, you know, the people who remember every

0:23:01.310 --> 0:23:03.570
<v Speaker 2>single detail in their lives. And I wonder if that's

0:23:03.590 --> 0:23:04.970
<v Speaker 2>actually related to a sleep disorder.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, it would be complete torture to have this happen.

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<v Speaker 1>I know there are people like this.

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<v Speaker 3>Fortunately, I can barely remember each time I get a

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<v Speaker 3>snack from the snack basket, which, I don't know, maybe

0:23:13.619 --> 0:23:16.200
<v Speaker 3>it's unfortunate because maybe it explains the seven granola bar

0:23:16.240 --> 0:23:17.359
<v Speaker 3>wrappers sitting right beside me.

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<v Speaker 1>So So we've heard for years now that.

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<v Speaker 3>It's a bad idea to spend time reading our phones

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<v Speaker 3>and e-book devices just before bed. I'll admit I'm terrible

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<v Speaker 3>about this, not just before bed but in the middle

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<v Speaker 3>of the night. If I wake up, whenever it is,

0:23:37.730 --> 0:23:40.430
<v Speaker 3>I'll roll over, grab my phone, check email, read a

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<v Speaker 3>little news because apparently I need to know what's going

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<v Speaker 3>on in Asia while we sleep.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know. But this is really not good for

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<v Speaker 1>my sleep, is it?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I'm pretty bad about this too. And it all

0:23:50.000 --> 0:23:53.420
<v Speaker 2>comes back to our circadian clocks. Like as humans, we're

0:23:53.480 --> 0:23:56.060
<v Speaker 2>obviously wired to get sleepy after the sun goes down

0:23:56.140 --> 0:23:58.820
<v Speaker 2>and wake up when the sun comes up. But if

0:23:58.840 --> 0:24:01.040
<v Speaker 2>we're exposed to too much blue light in the evening,

0:24:01.380 --> 0:24:03.880
<v Speaker 2>that can delay the release of our melatonin and throw

0:24:03.920 --> 0:24:07.530
<v Speaker 2>off our clocks. And speaking of circadian rhythms, I have

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<v Speaker 2>to tell you this thing I read about Monday night football.

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<v Speaker 2>Apparently when East Coast teams play on the West Coast,

0:24:13.090 --> 0:24:15.610
<v Speaker 2>they have a massive disadvantage because the West Coast teams

0:24:15.650 --> 0:24:18.970
<v Speaker 2>are just more awake. And when researchers from Stanford and

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<v Speaker 2>Harvard analyzed the numbers from 40 years of these games,

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<v Speaker 2>they found that the West Coast teams overperformed by like

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<v Speaker 2>two touchdowns.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh, wow.

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<v Speaker 2>And often beat the spread from Vegas by seven points.

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<v Speaker 1>That's crazy.

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<v Speaker 5>I know.

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<v Speaker 2>If you ever get access to a time machine, you

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<v Speaker 2>should go back and bet on West Coast teams.

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<v Speaker 3>All right.

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<v Speaker 1>So where were we? Cell phones. That's right.

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<v Speaker 3>So several studies have shown that reading on a light-emitting

0:24:39.400 --> 0:24:42.199
<v Speaker 3>device causes people to take longer to fall asleep versus

0:24:42.240 --> 0:24:45.399
<v Speaker 3>just reading on a good old-fashioned paperback, right? And it

0:24:45.460 --> 0:24:48.480
<v Speaker 3>tends to cause you to spend less time in REM sleep.

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<v Speaker 3>But the weirdest part to me was that even after

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<v Speaker 3>a good night's rest, like, say, eight or nine hours

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<v Speaker 3>of uninterrupted sleep, those who read on devices woke up sleepier. Wow.

0:24:58.510 --> 0:25:00.810
<v Speaker 3>I did finally change my phone to the night shift setting,

0:25:01.230 --> 0:25:02.909
<v Speaker 3>kind of just because I like saying my phone is

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<v Speaker 3>on the night shift.

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<v Speaker 1>After 10 p.m.

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<v Speaker 3>It feels so productive.

0:25:04.890 --> 0:25:05.490
<v Speaker 1>It really does.

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<v Speaker 3>So it adjusts to the warmer end of the spectrum

0:25:08.260 --> 0:25:10.840
<v Speaker 3>and stays that way through the night. So I'm still

0:25:10.880 --> 0:25:12.859
<v Speaker 3>game in case there's a good news story from Asia

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<v Speaker 3>at 3 a.m. But let's talk about something else that

0:25:15.960 --> 0:25:19.240
<v Speaker 3>supposedly affects people's sleep, and that's food. I feel like

0:25:19.270 --> 0:25:21.830
<v Speaker 3>we're scientists because in our own studies we found that

0:25:22.520 --> 0:25:25.020
<v Speaker 3>Sometimes people don't sleep well after they eat, I don't know,

0:25:25.040 --> 0:25:27.300
<v Speaker 3>say the all-star breakfast from Waffle House at midnight.

0:25:28.230 --> 0:25:30.970
<v Speaker 2>And that effect seems to be more profound on 38-year-old

0:25:31.010 --> 0:25:32.690
<v Speaker 2>bodies than it was on 20-year-old bodies.

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<v Speaker 1>Definitely, definitely. But our studies show that it was totally

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<v Speaker 1>worth the 3 a.m.

0:25:36.060 --> 0:25:38.820
<v Speaker 3>Discomfort, even if our participants, being us, may not have

0:25:38.859 --> 0:25:39.640
<v Speaker 3>agreed at 3 a.m.

0:25:40.800 --> 0:25:42.060
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that's just good science.

0:25:42.119 --> 0:25:42.700
<v Speaker 1>You bet it is.

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<v Speaker 2>Let's talk about dreams specifically and this long-held belief that

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<v Speaker 2>certain foods make us dream crazier dreams. You know what's

0:25:48.810 --> 0:25:51.409
<v Speaker 2>funny is that I never realized people blamed food for

0:25:51.430 --> 0:25:54.810
<v Speaker 2>bad dreams until I started reading Garfield books in second grade.

0:25:54.950 --> 0:25:55.490
<v Speaker 1>Garfield.

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<v Speaker 2>It was a real education. Garfield made me realize that, A,

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<v Speaker 2>people hate Mondays.

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<v Speaker 1>They definitely hate Mondays.

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<v Speaker 2>And, B, if you eat too much lasagna or spicy

0:26:03.869 --> 0:26:06.250
<v Speaker 2>foods late at night, it can give you crazy dreams about,

0:26:06.270 --> 0:26:07.320
<v Speaker 2>I don't know, lasagna.

0:26:07.340 --> 0:26:07.949
<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

0:26:08.820 --> 0:26:10.699
<v Speaker 3>You might have been better off studying your science from

0:26:10.740 --> 0:26:12.060
<v Speaker 3>somebody other than Garfield.

0:26:12.080 --> 0:26:14.790
<v Speaker 1>But, you know, anyway. But I'm certain there will be

0:26:14.850 --> 0:26:16.190
<v Speaker 1>listeners who disagree with this.

0:26:16.290 --> 0:26:18.389
<v Speaker 3>But there doesn't seem to be a lot of evidence

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<v Speaker 3>that certain foods cause bizarre or disturbing dreams.

0:26:22.030 --> 0:26:23.670
<v Speaker 1>At least there aren't a lot of studies that show

0:26:23.690 --> 0:26:24.520
<v Speaker 1>this conclusively.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you know, I'm the worst at this. Like, I

0:26:27.280 --> 0:26:29.020
<v Speaker 2>don't really remember most of my dreams. And I don't

0:26:29.180 --> 0:26:31.920
<v Speaker 2>really remember having nightmares as a kid. Isn't that weird?

0:26:32.390 --> 0:26:34.889
<v Speaker 3>Well, maybe your dreams aren't scary because 90% of your

0:26:34.910 --> 0:26:38.629
<v Speaker 3>diet is cereal. Although cereal does contain the number one

0:26:38.670 --> 0:26:42.380
<v Speaker 3>thing people blame for crazy dreams, and that's dairy. Actually,

0:26:42.440 --> 0:26:44.679
<v Speaker 3>I always thought of it as being spicy foods, but

0:26:44.720 --> 0:26:47.500
<v Speaker 3>spicy foods come in second for most people claiming they have.

0:26:47.920 --> 0:26:51.139
<v Speaker 3>crazy dreams because of food. So maybe your crunchy sriracha flakes,

0:26:51.200 --> 0:26:51.800
<v Speaker 3>that's the deal?

0:26:52.780 --> 0:26:55.290
<v Speaker 2>Got to start the day right. I can't even think

0:26:55.350 --> 0:26:59.369
<v Speaker 2>about two wet scoops of sriracha in a box. But

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<v Speaker 2>don't you wonder why we dream and what's the evolutionary purpose?

0:27:02.790 --> 0:27:04.890
<v Speaker 3>Well, we of course have to mention Freud. He thought

0:27:04.910 --> 0:27:07.710
<v Speaker 3>we dream as a way of thinking through our subconscious desires.

0:27:07.950 --> 0:27:08.230
<v Speaker 6>Yeah.

0:27:08.330 --> 0:27:10.660
<v Speaker 2>And while that might happen sometimes, most of the time

0:27:10.680 --> 0:27:13.540
<v Speaker 2>we're dreaming about real life experiences. And so these are

0:27:13.560 --> 0:27:16.350
<v Speaker 2>the dreams you're not necessarily going to remember. because they're

0:27:16.369 --> 0:27:18.990
<v Speaker 2>not all that exciting. But as we discussed, they're important

0:27:19.010 --> 0:27:21.370
<v Speaker 2>because they help you sort through your experiences and figure

0:27:21.410 --> 0:27:24.190
<v Speaker 2>out what's important to take away from them. And that's

0:27:24.230 --> 0:27:26.119
<v Speaker 2>all going in the non-REM phase.

0:27:26.630 --> 0:27:29.820
<v Speaker 3>But those REM dreams, the crazy ones that you're likely

0:27:29.840 --> 0:27:31.619
<v Speaker 3>to remember, why in the world would we need to

0:27:31.660 --> 0:27:32.240
<v Speaker 3>remember these?

0:27:32.560 --> 0:27:35.780
<v Speaker 2>Well, even those can be useful from an evolutionary perspective,

0:27:35.880 --> 0:27:39.060
<v Speaker 2>because even though they're really strange, they do help us

0:27:39.140 --> 0:27:42.200
<v Speaker 2>think through all the possibilities of dangerous scenarios from this

0:27:42.359 --> 0:27:45.930
<v Speaker 2>really safe state. But they seem real, right? And that's

0:27:45.990 --> 0:27:48.929
<v Speaker 2>because the brain activity in REM sleep is really similar

0:27:48.980 --> 0:27:50.100
<v Speaker 2>to that of an awake brain.

0:27:50.359 --> 0:27:52.139
<v Speaker 3>Okay, but you remember the dream I was telling you

0:27:52.180 --> 0:27:55.159
<v Speaker 3>about where Michael Stipe and the Harlem Globetrotters and I

0:27:55.200 --> 0:27:57.870
<v Speaker 3>were deep sea fishing and Michael got mad and threw

0:27:57.910 --> 0:27:59.250
<v Speaker 3>a fish at me, hit me right.

0:27:59.130 --> 0:28:01.300
<v Speaker 1>In the chest. That was somehow useful?

0:28:01.380 --> 0:28:05.000
<v Speaker 2>Super useful. I mean, I don't have answers for you, Will,

0:28:05.040 --> 0:28:06.990
<v Speaker 2>but I can tell you we're at the part of

0:28:07.010 --> 0:28:09.470
<v Speaker 2>the episode that we want to give out a part-time

0:28:09.510 --> 0:28:09.950
<v Speaker 2>genius award.

0:28:09.970 --> 0:28:10.609
<v Speaker 1>Oh, right, yeah.

0:28:11.030 --> 0:28:13.010
<v Speaker 2>This episode, I thought it would be good to give

0:28:13.050 --> 0:28:15.409
<v Speaker 2>it to someone who literally dreamed something genius in their sleep.

0:28:15.430 --> 0:28:16.090
<v Speaker 1>Good idea, good idea.

0:28:16.190 --> 0:28:18.209
<v Speaker 2>And so initially I was thinking maybe Paul McCartney, who

0:28:18.230 --> 0:28:20.100
<v Speaker 2>came up with the tune for the song Yesterday in

0:28:20.140 --> 0:28:23.180
<v Speaker 2>a Dream. But I thought it might be even better

0:28:23.220 --> 0:28:25.879
<v Speaker 2>if we gave it to Dmitri Mendeleev, who came up

0:28:25.920 --> 0:28:28.800
<v Speaker 2>with the idea for the periodic table while snoozing.

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<v Speaker 1>Wow.

0:28:29.170 --> 0:28:31.350
<v Speaker 3>You know, it's been a while since Mendeleev won an award,

0:28:31.410 --> 0:28:33.770
<v Speaker 3>so I think that we should do it. I second

0:28:33.810 --> 0:28:38.110
<v Speaker 3>that nomination. Congratulations, Dimitri Mendeleev. You have won this episode's

0:28:38.170 --> 0:28:41.360
<v Speaker 3>part-time genius award. And I know we normally like to

0:28:41.390 --> 0:28:43.920
<v Speaker 3>write a letter to our award winner's mother or boss

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<v Speaker 3>or someone else close to them, but considering Mendeleev, his mother,

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<v Speaker 3>all his bosses, and pretty much anyone else he would

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<v Speaker 3>have known would be dead now, why don't you just say,

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<v Speaker 3>in his honor, we'll write a note to the American

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<v Speaker 3>Chemical Society saying, keep up the good work.

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<v Speaker 5>Brilliant.

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<v Speaker 3>Our guest today is someone we've been crazy excited to

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<v Speaker 3>have on the show her youtube videos are smart incredibly

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<v Speaker 3>funny and so full of failure She describes herself as

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<v Speaker 3>the breaker of transistors, the mistress of malfunction, the mother

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<v Speaker 3>of terrible inventions, and as being really good at building

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<v Speaker 3>really bad things. So, Simone Yetch, welcome to Part-Time Genius.

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you. That was a really nice intro. Yeah, I've

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<v Speaker 1>been working on it for weeks.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm like, it's good that we're doing only audio because

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<v Speaker 4>I think I might be blushing.

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<v Speaker 2>A little bit.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm just like all flustered.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm glad you survived. So Simone, I have to confess

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<v Speaker 3>the first video I ever saw of yours was the

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<v Speaker 3>wake-up machine.

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<v Speaker 1>And I could not stop laughing at this.

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<v Speaker 3>It was something about seeing someone awaken so rudely by

0:29:56.490 --> 0:29:59.010
<v Speaker 3>a rubber hand spinning around and slapping them on the

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<v Speaker 3>face that was just so funny to me. So for

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<v Speaker 3>our listeners who have not yet been so lucky as

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<v Speaker 3>to see any of your inventions, can you give just

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<v Speaker 3>a quick overview of what it is that you do?

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<v Speaker 3>It's hard to pitch.

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<v Speaker 4>I feel like whenever I'm in a lift or in

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<v Speaker 4>a taxi and they ask what I do, I'm like,

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<v Speaker 4>How do I explain this? Basically, I build useless machines

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<v Speaker 4>like it's some sort of robot comedy or like engineering.

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<v Speaker 3>Comedy, I'd say.

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<v Speaker 4>But I make different weird machines that hurt me usually

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<v Speaker 4>in different kinds of ways or like pour milk and

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<v Speaker 4>cereals everywhere. And I post them on YouTube.

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<v Speaker 1>Right, right.

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<v Speaker 3>And it was your toothbrush helmet that helped you kind

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<v Speaker 3>of get the start in this useless robot direction.

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<v Speaker 1>Is that right?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>So I did a skateboard helmet that has a little

0:30:47.290 --> 0:30:49.490
<v Speaker 4>robot arm on the front of it, like a unicorn,

0:30:49.530 --> 0:30:51.710
<v Speaker 4>and a little toothbrush attached to it, and it brushes

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<v Speaker 4>your teeth. Yeah, that was the first one that I

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<v Speaker 4>posted online, and it went kind of viral.

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<v Speaker 1>It went totally viral.

0:31:00.170 --> 0:31:01.280
<v Speaker 2>That's how I learned about you.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>But it's funny because now it's your bar.

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<v Speaker 1>Like higher and higher every time.

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<v Speaker 4>So looking back at it, I was like, yeah, it's

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<v Speaker 4>an okay project. But back then I was like, it was,

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<v Speaker 4>I felt like I was sitting in front of the

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<v Speaker 4>computer and there was like wind blowing out of the

0:31:18.580 --> 0:31:19.720
<v Speaker 4>screen because I was just.

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<v Speaker 1>Like, oh my God, the internet is all over it. But, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>that was the first, like, crappy robot. Can I say * * * * robot?

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<v Speaker 1>You can say that.

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<v Speaker 5>You're going to beep it, maybe.

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<v Speaker 1>Go for it. We're going to beep most * * * *

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<v Speaker 1>you say. * * * * robot.

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<v Speaker 2>It was the first * * * * robot that

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<v Speaker 2>I built. I'm fed up.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, let's beep robot. Then people won't know what it is.

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<v Speaker 3>So we've seen, what, a cereal-feeding robot, a lipstick applier,

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<v Speaker 3>a shampoo machine, a little hand robot that wipes dandruff away, what,

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<v Speaker 3>a butt-wiping robot.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, there's just so many– Hands. Horrible and lovely inventions.

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<v Speaker 1>So many hands.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>So these robots that you build, once they're in a video,

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<v Speaker 3>do you end up keeping these all somewhere or do

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<v Speaker 3>you end up dismantling them?

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<v Speaker 4>I try to not dismantle them. I used to do

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<v Speaker 4>that all the time because it's so tempting to just

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<v Speaker 4>like borrow parts.

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<v Speaker 3>But I travel a lot with.

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<v Speaker 4>Them and I bring them on to different shows and

0:32:10.810 --> 0:32:12.910
<v Speaker 4>events and stuff like that. So I try and keep them.

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<v Speaker 4>Most of them are in pretty rough shape, though, because.

0:32:15.230 --> 0:32:16.270
<v Speaker 2>They've been like thrown away.

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<v Speaker 4>In and out of a suitcase, and they're just barely working.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you get questions about them at airports? Why are

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<v Speaker 2>all these hands and robot parts in your suitcase?

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<v Speaker 5>Every time.

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<v Speaker 3>I always wonder that.

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<v Speaker 4>I mean, it's the same if I'm staying in a

0:32:29.140 --> 0:32:32.280
<v Speaker 4>hotel room and the bag, because I have this big

0:32:32.340 --> 0:32:37.170
<v Speaker 4>Pelican robot suitcase. And I always wonder what the housekeeper,

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<v Speaker 4>what they think about it, because it must look like

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<v Speaker 4>a very bizarre thing. But no, they always check it

0:32:44.240 --> 0:32:47.220
<v Speaker 4>on airports. And that's how I recruit new subscribers.

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<v Speaker 3>Speaking of other weird projects that you've taken on, you

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<v Speaker 3>recently locked yourself in a bathroom for 48 straight hours.

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<v Speaker 1>Now, remind us again why you did this.

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<v Speaker 4>I made my own space program because nobody else would

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<v Speaker 4>have me. So I really want to go to space,

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<v Speaker 4>but like I'm not qualified enough to go with NASA

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<v Speaker 4>or I don't think I'm cool enough.

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<v Speaker 1>To be with SpaceX.

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<v Speaker 4>So I was like, I'll do my own space program

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<v Speaker 4>and I'll see if somebody.

0:33:10.940 --> 0:33:11.860
<v Speaker 1>Wants to pick me up.

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<v Speaker 4>So I did like a three episode web series where

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<v Speaker 4>I did my own astronaut training program. And as a

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<v Speaker 4>part of that, I needed to practice like isolation and

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<v Speaker 4>being in a confined space.

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<v Speaker 1>So I locked myself in.

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<v Speaker 4>My bathroom for 48 hours.

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<v Speaker 1>I love that.

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<v Speaker 3>I have to confess that the real reason for this

0:33:29.190 --> 0:33:32.100
<v Speaker 3>interview is in that video that you're talking about. You

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<v Speaker 3>held up a copy of one of my favorite kids'

0:33:34.240 --> 0:33:36.520
<v Speaker 3>books in recent years, Dragons Love Tacos.

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<v Speaker 1>Were you being serious about your love of this book?

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<v Speaker 3>It is so funny.

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<v Speaker 2>So should we play this quiz?

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, let's play a quiz. All right.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, my God.

0:33:47.510 --> 0:33:49.650
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, get ready. We're going to throw you off here.

0:33:50.070 --> 0:33:50.590
<v Speaker 1>What is it?

0:33:50.650 --> 0:33:51.850
<v Speaker 4>What is it? What are we doing?

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<v Speaker 3>We're going to tell you.

0:33:52.770 --> 0:33:53.270
<v Speaker 1>You'll see.

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<v Speaker 3>So first of all, it's required that you're on a houseboat.

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<v Speaker 3>Are you on a houseboat right now?

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, I am on a houseboat right now. Excellent. All right.

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<v Speaker 1>So in Sweden.

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<v Speaker 3>Do I need to get in the water?

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, you do. You need to get in the water

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<v Speaker 1>for this quiz.

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<v Speaker 4>No, no, no.

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<v Speaker 1>You're good. You can stay. You can stay. Okay. It's Sweden.

0:34:08.880 --> 0:34:09.500
<v Speaker 1>It's Sweden.

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<v Speaker 5>All right.

0:34:11.170 --> 0:34:13.520
<v Speaker 3>So in Sweden, do you count sheep to go to

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<v Speaker 3>sleep or is that just an American thing?

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<v Speaker 1>I think we count sheep.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay.

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<v Speaker 6>All right.

0:34:17.540 --> 0:34:19.350
<v Speaker 4>But I don't think I ever did it.

0:34:19.400 --> 0:34:19.720
<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>No, that's familiar.

0:34:21.380 --> 0:34:22.790
<v Speaker 1>All right. So good deal.

0:34:22.810 --> 0:34:25.070
<v Speaker 3>This is a section where we would normally call it

0:34:25.110 --> 0:34:29.130
<v Speaker 3>true or false sleep edition, but today we're calling it sheep.

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<v Speaker 1>Or bull sheep. So we're going to read you a sentence.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, wow.

0:34:33.060 --> 0:34:33.299
<v Speaker 1>Okay.

0:34:33.360 --> 0:34:33.580
<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

0:34:33.600 --> 0:34:33.680
<v Speaker 2>Okay.

0:34:33.960 --> 0:34:36.140
<v Speaker 3>We're going to read you a sentence. And if you

0:34:36.160 --> 0:34:38.200
<v Speaker 3>think it's nonsense, all you have to do is say

0:34:38.239 --> 0:34:41.060
<v Speaker 3>bull sheep. And Mango, what is she playing for today?

0:34:41.480 --> 0:34:46.009
<v Speaker 2>As always, the celebrity guest is playing for our unadulterated admiration.

0:34:46.030 --> 0:34:50.350
<v Speaker 4>I actually, you had my hopes up that I was going.

0:34:49.969 --> 0:34:50.570
<v Speaker 1>To get something.

0:34:50.810 --> 0:34:52.230
<v Speaker 3>I feel the hopes.

0:34:52.739 --> 0:34:56.120
<v Speaker 1>Came up, and then they crashed down very quickly. But okay, admiration,

0:34:56.160 --> 0:34:56.710
<v Speaker 1>I'll take it.

0:34:56.860 --> 0:34:59.860
<v Speaker 3>We'll maybe add to that, you know, setting up a

0:34:59.900 --> 0:35:02.460
<v Speaker 3>play date with the authors of Dragons Love Tacos.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, my God. Can you hear?

0:35:05.920 --> 0:35:07.240
<v Speaker 2>Yes, okay, I'm game.

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<v Speaker 1>She's in.

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<v Speaker 3>Bring it on.

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<v Speaker 1>Bring it on. Here we go. Sheep or bull sheep.

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<v Speaker 1>Here we go. Question number one.

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<v Speaker 3>The first Australian ultramarathon runner was a 61-year-old shepherd. He

0:35:19.390 --> 0:35:23.200
<v Speaker 3>won the 500-mile race handily. by running through the night

0:35:23.300 --> 0:35:26.640
<v Speaker 3>and tricking himself into believing he was running after his sheep.

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<v Speaker 1>Sheep or bull sheep?

0:35:29.290 --> 0:35:29.610
<v Speaker 3>Sheep.

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<v Speaker 6>It's true.

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<v Speaker 2>Really?

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<v Speaker 5>Oh, my God.

0:35:33.310 --> 0:35:33.990
<v Speaker 2>Cliff Young?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, I'm thinking that it's... I haven't heard the other ones,

0:35:38.010 --> 0:35:40.410
<v Speaker 4>but I'm thinking that that one's too weird to be

0:35:40.450 --> 0:35:40.790
<v Speaker 4>able to.

0:35:40.770 --> 0:35:42.190
<v Speaker 1>Come up with. What was his name?

0:35:42.230 --> 0:35:44.090
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, his name was Cliff Young, and he was mocked

0:35:44.130 --> 0:35:47.510
<v Speaker 2>for running in boots and shuffling along, but... He kept

0:35:48.080 --> 0:35:49.200
<v Speaker 2>running while everyone else slept.

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<v Speaker 1>All right. Well done, Cliff.

0:35:51.360 --> 0:35:52.060
<v Speaker 3>My hero.

0:35:52.100 --> 0:35:52.980
<v Speaker 4>Can I be friends with him?

0:35:53.180 --> 0:35:54.900
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, let's see if we can arrange. We're going to

0:35:54.920 --> 0:35:59.020
<v Speaker 1>go ahead and say yes. I have no idea. This

0:35:59.100 --> 0:35:59.739
<v Speaker 1>is really sad.

0:35:59.760 --> 0:36:01.239
<v Speaker 3>You're like, yes, we'll get your friends.

0:36:02.880 --> 0:36:04.759
<v Speaker 1>We're just going to find some dude and be like,

0:36:04.800 --> 0:36:06.259
<v Speaker 1>this is him. He's your friend.

0:36:06.300 --> 0:36:09.299
<v Speaker 2>All right.

0:36:09.340 --> 0:36:11.780
<v Speaker 1>Let's see. Question number two. Sheep or bull sheep?

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<v Speaker 3>There's a sheep from Scotland that lives on the beach

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<v Speaker 3>and has a diet made up almost entirely of seaweed.

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<v Speaker 2>I did.

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<v Speaker 4>I was in Scotland recently, just a couple of weeks ago,

0:36:22.000 --> 0:36:25.260
<v Speaker 4>and I saw a lot of sheep. There were mainly

0:36:25.420 --> 0:36:29.740
<v Speaker 4>goats on the coast. I'm going to call bull sheep.

0:36:30.739 --> 0:36:31.840
<v Speaker 2>Oh, it was actually sheep.

0:36:32.780 --> 0:36:33.600
<v Speaker 3>Really?

0:36:33.680 --> 0:36:36.120
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, there's a sheep that lives in Orkney, and they're

0:36:36.420 --> 0:36:39.160
<v Speaker 2>one of the only mammals that can survive exclusively on

0:36:39.239 --> 0:36:40.070
<v Speaker 2>this seafood buffet.

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<v Speaker 4>Wow. But I thought you meant one sheep. That it

0:36:44.840 --> 0:36:47.339
<v Speaker 4>was a single, like, poor Bernard.

0:36:48.320 --> 0:36:49.140
<v Speaker 1>The seaweed sheep.

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<v Speaker 3>That was what I thought.

0:36:50.440 --> 0:36:51.620
<v Speaker 1>Okay, like a celebrity sheep.

0:36:51.760 --> 0:36:53.520
<v Speaker 3>The Harambe sheep.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, we're getting to a celebrity sheep, so question three.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, really?

0:36:57.520 --> 0:36:57.940
<v Speaker 4>Dolly?

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<v Speaker 1>Is it Dolly? Got it. All right. So here we go.

0:37:01.760 --> 0:37:04.500
<v Speaker 3>Dolly the sheep was named for Dolly Madison because the

0:37:04.560 --> 0:37:07.980
<v Speaker 3>scientists got the idea for cloning the sheep while bored...

0:37:08.200 --> 0:37:11.720
<v Speaker 3>On an historic tour of James Madison's home at Montpelier.

0:37:12.120 --> 0:37:14.730
<v Speaker 1>Sheep or bull sheep? Bull sheep.

0:37:15.050 --> 0:37:17.930
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you're right. Dolly was named for Dolly Parton.

0:37:18.410 --> 0:37:18.970
<v Speaker 1>Number four.

0:37:19.730 --> 0:37:23.210
<v Speaker 3>Sheep have amazing memories and can remember up to 50

0:37:23.210 --> 0:37:25.570
<v Speaker 3>other sheep for several years.

0:37:28.380 --> 0:37:32.040
<v Speaker 4>I mean, they're known for being stupid. But at the

0:37:32.080 --> 0:37:34.620
<v Speaker 4>same time, they're like herd animals. Or I mean, they

0:37:34.640 --> 0:37:37.200
<v Speaker 4>have like their sheep pack or whatever it's called.

0:37:37.560 --> 0:37:38.360
<v Speaker 1>A school of sheep?

0:37:38.420 --> 0:37:42.090
<v Speaker 3>What's like the count? Pack of sheep?

0:37:42.239 --> 0:37:44.930
<v Speaker 1>I think a buddy system. A murder of sheep?

0:37:45.190 --> 0:37:47.250
<v Speaker 4>But I'm going to call sheep because I want them

0:37:47.270 --> 0:37:47.890
<v Speaker 4>to be smart.

0:37:48.150 --> 0:37:48.870
<v Speaker 2>Oh, you're right.

0:37:49.190 --> 0:37:50.510
<v Speaker 6>Oh, really?

0:37:50.590 --> 0:37:53.989
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, they can get thrown off by haircuts occasionally. They

0:37:54.170 --> 0:37:55.370
<v Speaker 2>can recognize other sheep.

0:37:56.090 --> 0:37:57.510
<v Speaker 1>I can relate to that.

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<v Speaker 2>So you went three for four. Great job, Simone.

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<v Speaker 1>Introduction's coming. Thank you, guys.

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<v Speaker 3>So if you've not seen Simone's videos, definitely check them

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<v Speaker 3>out because her name has a crazy Swedish pronunciation. Her

0:38:12.060 --> 0:38:15.600
<v Speaker 3>last name is actually spelled G-I-E-R-T-Z, but we've included the

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<v Speaker 3>link in the show description. So, Simone, thanks so much

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<v Speaker 3>for joining us today, and thanks for putting smiles on

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<v Speaker 3>so many faces with all of your nonsense.

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<v Speaker 5>Thank you.

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<v Speaker 3>I have to say that after all our research and discussion,

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<v Speaker 3>I'm not exactly feeling optimistic that I'll be getting my

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<v Speaker 3>live-asleep-free-life pill anytime, well, in my lifetime.

0:38:46.680 --> 0:38:49.069
<v Speaker 2>I mean, you could Balzac it and have 60 cups

0:38:49.110 --> 0:38:51.730
<v Speaker 2>of coffee a day. Or if you don't love that

0:38:51.830 --> 0:38:54.770
<v Speaker 2>caffeine crash, there are pills that can keep you up

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<v Speaker 2>for maybe 30 hours at a time without much of

0:38:57.170 --> 0:39:00.850
<v Speaker 2>a drop-off. It's funny because armies throughout history have invested

0:39:00.870 --> 0:39:03.800
<v Speaker 2>in this sort of stuff, like the Incas used coca

0:39:03.820 --> 0:39:07.560
<v Speaker 2>leaves and the Greeks played with opium and the Nazis

0:39:07.719 --> 0:39:11.120
<v Speaker 2>used methamphetamines to make their soldiers march for 40 miles

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<v Speaker 2>at a clip. But there are always these massive negative

0:39:14.540 --> 0:39:17.560
<v Speaker 2>side effects, right? And even today we're searching for that cure.

0:39:18.140 --> 0:39:21.850
<v Speaker 2>Like there's this drug modafinil and some army officers and

0:39:22.030 --> 0:39:23.989
<v Speaker 2>even some presidents have been rumored to take it to

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<v Speaker 2>work longer. And while it's used in the field, supposedly

0:39:27.350 --> 0:39:30.440
<v Speaker 2>it can make you overconfident. And even though you're fully awake,

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<v Speaker 2>you might be more prone to making bad decisions.

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<v Speaker 1>So there's still.

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<v Speaker 2>Research to be done. But for the most part, you're right.

0:39:36.860 --> 0:39:40.060
<v Speaker 2>Sleep is still this completely opaque thing. And it's strange

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<v Speaker 2>that while we know that not sleeping will eventually kill you,

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<v Speaker 2>we still don't understand why.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, and even beyond all the uncertain parts, just recognizing

0:39:48.160 --> 0:39:51.140
<v Speaker 3>the things we are beginning to understand, that sleep appears

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<v Speaker 3>critical to memory consolidation, all the stuff that we were

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<v Speaker 3>talking about before of how we run through these memories

0:39:58.040 --> 0:40:00.520
<v Speaker 3>so quickly in our brains is just fascinating to me.

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<v Speaker 3>And the cleaning out of our brains, it just doesn't

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<v Speaker 3>seem possible that anything in the coming decades will be

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<v Speaker 3>able to replicate these processes without sleep. I mean, as

0:40:09.950 --> 0:40:12.670
<v Speaker 3>the researchers from the University of Wisconsin study we mentioned

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<v Speaker 3>earlier said, Sleep is the price people pay for brains

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<v Speaker 3>that are able to keep learning new things. I mean,

0:40:18.570 --> 0:40:21.680
<v Speaker 3>the brain is just such a crazy, complicated organ. So

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<v Speaker 3>while I'm disappointed that I won't be able to stop

0:40:24.640 --> 0:40:28.060
<v Speaker 3>sleeping anytime soon, I will admit I feel better knowing

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<v Speaker 3>just how much is going on when we're asleep. It

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<v Speaker 3>doesn't feel quite as much like a waste of time.

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<v Speaker 2>I am so glad this part-time genius therapy session was productive.

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you. Thank you. But we're not done yet. You

0:40:38.010 --> 0:40:38.730
<v Speaker 1>know what time it is.

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<v Speaker 2>The fact off?

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<v Speaker 1>You bet.

0:40:45.000 --> 0:40:46.380
<v Speaker 3>It's that time of the show where we get to

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<v Speaker 3>throw out some of the crazy, fascinating things we learned

0:40:48.960 --> 0:40:51.049
<v Speaker 3>about sleep that we didn't get to mention yet.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, Mango, you first.

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<v Speaker 2>So I know we talked about Keith Richards at the

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<v Speaker 2>top of the show and his self-reported nine days of

0:40:58.110 --> 0:41:00.950
<v Speaker 2>staying awake. But the record for the longest period without

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<v Speaker 2>sleep is 11 days.

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<v Speaker 1>11 days?

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<v Speaker 2>I know. And it's set by a student in California

0:41:06.100 --> 0:41:10.460
<v Speaker 2>named Randy Gardner way back in 1964. And what's cool

0:41:10.500 --> 0:41:12.799
<v Speaker 2>about it is that the local paper mentioned he was

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<v Speaker 2>going to try to set this record. And when scientists

0:41:15.330 --> 0:41:18.210
<v Speaker 2>at Stanford got wind of it, they documented it. So

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<v Speaker 2>there's all this documentation of Randy getting worse and worse

0:41:21.180 --> 0:41:24.239
<v Speaker 2>at math problems as he stayed up and getting increasingly

0:41:24.300 --> 0:41:27.060
<v Speaker 2>paranoid and getting annoyed by the people who promised to

0:41:27.440 --> 0:41:30.420
<v Speaker 2>help him stay up this long. I mean, 11 days

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<v Speaker 2>is a long time.

0:41:31.760 --> 0:41:32.969
<v Speaker 1>It's an insanely long time.

0:41:32.989 --> 0:41:36.969
<v Speaker 2>I know. And somehow Randy pulled it off. He was

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<v Speaker 2>doing it for a science fair project, which I don't

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<v Speaker 2>even know if he won, but... That part's never mentioned.

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<v Speaker 3>I love that this kid comes up with the idea

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<v Speaker 3>and rather than people around him being like, it's a

0:41:45.719 --> 0:41:49.239
<v Speaker 3>horrible idea to stay up for 11 days, like Stanford

0:41:49.280 --> 0:41:50.840
<v Speaker 3>people and the paper.

0:41:50.480 --> 0:41:51.460
<v Speaker 1>And everybody like, do it.

0:41:51.510 --> 0:41:54.489
<v Speaker 3>Let's study this. Yeah, I'm pretty sure I haven't gone

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<v Speaker 3>that long without a Snickers bar, much less my sleep.

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<v Speaker 1>So, all right, here's a fact.

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<v Speaker 3>So in Finland, they celebrate National Sleepyhead Day on July 27th.

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<v Speaker 3>It's a tradition that dates back to the Middle Ages, actually,

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<v Speaker 3>and the idea is that the person sleeping the latest

0:42:08.700 --> 0:42:11.140
<v Speaker 3>that day would be the least productive member of the

0:42:11.200 --> 0:42:14.130
<v Speaker 3>family that year. So it was decided that whoever the

0:42:14.210 --> 0:42:16.770
<v Speaker 3>last sleeper was would be woken up by throwing them

0:42:16.810 --> 0:42:19.090
<v Speaker 3>into a lake or a sea or just by throwing

0:42:19.170 --> 0:42:23.070
<v Speaker 3>water on them. And it's particularly great because the townsfolk

0:42:23.110 --> 0:42:26.259
<v Speaker 3>will throw local politician into the water and everybody just

0:42:26.420 --> 0:42:27.040
<v Speaker 3>gets behind it.

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<v Speaker 2>I like it. So, you know, Dr. Spock, the child psychologist,

0:42:31.600 --> 0:42:33.380
<v Speaker 2>in one of his early books, he has this weird

0:42:33.400 --> 0:42:36.090
<v Speaker 2>suggestion for making sure your toddler doesn't leave their crib.

0:42:36.630 --> 0:42:39.810
<v Speaker 2>And basically, he advises getting a badminton net, cutting it

0:42:39.830 --> 0:42:42.880
<v Speaker 2>in half, sewing it so it's twice as tall, and

0:42:42.900 --> 0:42:45.100
<v Speaker 2>then wrapping it around the crib to form a baby

0:42:45.140 --> 0:42:47.940
<v Speaker 2>cage every night. How crazy is that?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, the badminton net is the weirdest part.

0:42:50.020 --> 0:42:52.890
<v Speaker 3>Like, why not a tennis net or 15 ping pong nets?

0:42:53.070 --> 0:42:54.630
<v Speaker 1>I don't know. All right, here's another one.

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<v Speaker 3>You're less likely to have an accident in your car

0:42:57.450 --> 0:43:00.410
<v Speaker 3>after daylight saving time ends and evidence points to the

0:43:00.570 --> 0:43:02.509
<v Speaker 3>extra hour of sleep as being the main reason.

0:43:02.870 --> 0:43:05.380
<v Speaker 2>When you're tired, your sense of smell shifts into high gear,

0:43:05.469 --> 0:43:08.680
<v Speaker 2>but only for food. So it's actually why you can't

0:43:08.700 --> 0:43:10.759
<v Speaker 2>control yourself around midnight feasts late at night.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, that's good. All right. All right.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, people who grew up with color television tend to

0:43:15.210 --> 0:43:18.029
<v Speaker 3>dream in color. But older people who grew up with

0:43:18.110 --> 0:43:18.930
<v Speaker 3>black and white.

0:43:18.770 --> 0:43:21.270
<v Speaker 1>TVs and movies... They actually are more likely to be

0:43:21.290 --> 0:43:22.230
<v Speaker 1>dreaming in black and white.

0:43:22.890 --> 0:43:24.969
<v Speaker 2>I'm guessing millennials dream in gifts.

0:43:25.070 --> 0:43:25.759
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, exactly.

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<v Speaker 2>So want to know what sea otters do to prevent

0:43:28.660 --> 0:43:30.319
<v Speaker 2>drifting away from each other when they go to sleep?

0:43:30.380 --> 0:43:30.759
<v Speaker 1>What's that?

0:43:30.940 --> 0:43:34.219
<v Speaker 2>They hold paws. Like sea otters actually hold hands when

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<v Speaker 2>they go to sleep.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, come on, Mango.

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<v Speaker 3>You know I can't compete with a cute fact about

0:43:38.219 --> 0:43:40.200
<v Speaker 3>sea otters. And you were just toying with me when

0:43:40.219 --> 0:43:43.120
<v Speaker 3>you threw out that moderately interesting fact about badminton.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>All right, I'll give it to you. You are this

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<v Speaker 3>episode's winner of the Part-Time Genius Fact Off.

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<v Speaker 2>Thank you so much. I have so many people to thank.

0:43:51.080 --> 0:43:53.860
<v Speaker 2>I want to start with my agent, Bobby Reynolds, my manager.

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<v Speaker 3>All right, Noel, can you cue the music? Get him

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<v Speaker 3>off the stage. Thanks so much for listening to this

0:44:00.120 --> 0:44:02.080
<v Speaker 3>episode of Part-Time Genius with Will and Mango.

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<v Speaker 1>Sweet dreams.

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