Speaker 1: Breaking news. A company announces a revolutionary new office chair. Oh,
Speaker 1: it makes you feel like you're actually working. That would
Speaker 1: be a huge deal. It's the Jewbil Show and it's
Speaker 1: time for real news or fake news. The segment where
Speaker 1: I read a news headline and then you have to
Speaker 1: see if you can judge whether it's a real news
Speaker 1: story or a fake news story. And it's harder than
Speaker 1: it sounds. It will help you spot fake news today.
Speaker 1: Whenever you're scrolling for real news or fake news. I
Speaker 1: read a news headline, you have to tell me if
Speaker 1: it's real or fake. Okay, the first story for real
Speaker 1: news or fake news. School bands parents from sports day
Speaker 1: for bad behavior.
Speaker 2: Oh, real or fake?
Speaker 3: Real?
Speaker 4: Real octing up in the U Street. Yeah, but can
Speaker 4: a school actually ban the parents? Wow, I'm beas really surprised.
Speaker 4: If this is real? Fake you can't parents?
Speaker 2: Says real this, This is one hundred percent. There's a war
Speaker 2: on parents. Oh, producer Brat says real, this is a
Speaker 2: real news story.
Speaker 3: Parents from schools If they're not acting right, then I
Speaker 3: would assume yes.
Speaker 1: Yes, school banned parents from attending sports day after becoming
Speaker 1: too competitive and threatening staff.
Speaker 4: There are some parents who just go.
Speaker 2: Nuts vicariously through their children. Yeah, yes they do, Yes,
Speaker 2: they do.
Speaker 1: My dad was one of those dads' that's why I'm
Speaker 1: glad he didn't go to my games very much. You know,
Speaker 1: they have a favorite child. So all my sisters stuff,
Speaker 1: and you rarely came to mind. And I was very
Speaker 1: happy about that. Real news or fake news. I read
Speaker 1: the news headline and you have to see if you
Speaker 1: can decipher whether it's a real news story or a
Speaker 1: fake news story.
Speaker 2: People are teaching gorillas to knit.
Speaker 4: I'm gonna go with real.
Speaker 2: Nina's going real.
Speaker 3: I don't know that has to be fit.
Speaker 4: You can't teach you. Maybe you can, I'll a real.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's been scientifically proven that knitting is the missing link.
Speaker 2: This is true.
Speaker 1: What This is a fake news story, but it sounds
Speaker 1: like it would be a real one because.
Speaker 2: They're always teaching girllas to do things.
Speaker 4: It's like, I'm bored, what else can this gorilla do?
Speaker 4: Let's knit? And they're so smart.
Speaker 1: I would love to see a gorilla sitting there with
Speaker 1: like little reading glasses.
Speaker 4: On something.
Speaker 2: On top and the oh my gosh, you would that be?
Speaker 2: You know what?
Speaker 3: I bet they still couldn't it maybe they haven't taught
Speaker 3: them yet, but I guarantee they can.
Speaker 1: I'm sure they can. Yeah, this is probably actually going
Speaker 1: to happen at some point. Yeah, real news are fake news.
Speaker 1: I read a news headline and you have to see
Speaker 1: if you can tell whether it's a real news story
Speaker 1: or a fake news story. Nashville bank robber ubered to
Speaker 1: the scene of the crime. I'm gonna go this one
Speaker 1: going real. That's real, real red.
Speaker 2: I say, they've gotten smarter on the internet and this
Speaker 2: is fake. No one in this day and age will
Speaker 2: be dumb enough to Uber to the crime scene. This
Speaker 2: is a real news story, of course it is.
Speaker 1: Police in Nashville had a very easy case to solve
Speaker 1: thanks to the dumbest moves ever by a suspect. Cops say,
Speaker 1: an alleged bank Robert Ubert to the scene of the crime.
Speaker 1: He gave a teller a note claiming that there was
Speaker 1: a bomb in the bank before fleeing.
Speaker 2: Oh in the uber, No do you get charged for
Speaker 2: the extra weight time.
Speaker 1: Suspect was arrested after the cops used his Uber account
Speaker 1: to track him down.
Speaker 4: You get what you asked for in that one.
Speaker 1: Yeah, teenager find one hundred dollars for feeding a chip
Speaker 1: to a pigeon?
Speaker 2: Real news story or fake news story.
Speaker 4: I'm gonna go with reel again. These all feel so real. Really,
Speaker 4: can't get fined that much for feeding up? Oh does
Speaker 4: it say where this was?
Speaker 2: It's in the UK actually.
Speaker 4: So maybe you can. I'm gonna say fake. That can't
Speaker 4: be real.
Speaker 2: In the UK they care a lot more about the
Speaker 2: climate than we do. This is real, real, got to
Speaker 2: protect those animals.
Speaker 1: Did a teenager get fined one hundred dollars for feeding
Speaker 1: a chip to a pigeon?
Speaker 2: That's a real news story.
Speaker 1: Yes, a teenager was treating themselves to Miss McDonald's for
Speaker 1: lunch when she kindly offered one of the pigeons a chip.
Speaker 1: She was immediately approached by a rude council worker in
Speaker 1: the UK, so yeah, yeah, cops or whatever. She felt
Speaker 1: she was treated unfairly and did not pay the fine. However,
Speaker 1: she was astonished to receive a letter last week summoning
Speaker 1: her to court.
Speaker 2: For feeding a pigeon.
Speaker 4: Wow, it's so nuts.
Speaker 3: I just keep picturing Mary Poppins, like when all the
Speaker 3: pigeons were always around and they're like here you go.
Speaker 3: You just throw them all over the little bread crumbs
Speaker 3: and then what they I believe this.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm just picturing McDonald's serving chips.
Speaker 3: I think they mean fries. But oh yeah, they call
Speaker 3: it was a French fry. I speak that language.
Speaker 2: Real news or fake news.
Speaker 1: Police in Germany rescue man being chased by baby squirrel.
Speaker 2: Fake.
Speaker 4: I just have to say fakes. I've said too many
Speaker 4: reel and.
Speaker 2: I'm moving. It's real. No baby squirrel has the guts
Speaker 2: to chase a full grown man. This is fake Wow,
Speaker 2: this is a real news story.
Speaker 1: Police and Germany were called out by a man who
Speaker 1: is running from a baby squirrel and said it was
Speaker 1: chasing him. Apparently, the chase ended for the baby squirrel
Speaker 1: when the squirrel curled up to fall asleep. Chason, we
Speaker 1: must sirs him time you baby squell, do not chase
Speaker 1: all citizens. You are going to jail. You're going to
Speaker 1: be there for a long time. Oh it got through
Speaker 1: the balls. It's a squall.
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