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Speaker 1: Breaking news. A company announces a revolutionary new office chair. Oh,

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Speaker 1: it makes you feel like you're actually working. That would

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Speaker 1: be a huge deal. It's the Jewbil Show and it's

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Speaker 1: time for real news or fake news. The segment where

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Speaker 1: I read a news headline and then you have to

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Speaker 1: see if you can judge whether it's a real news

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Speaker 1: story or a fake news story. And it's harder than

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Speaker 1: it sounds. It will help you spot fake news today.

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Speaker 1: Whenever you're scrolling for real news or fake news. I

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Speaker 1: read a news headline, you have to tell me if

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Speaker 1: it's real or fake. Okay, the first story for real

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Speaker 1: news or fake news. School bands parents from sports day

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Speaker 1: for bad behavior.

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Speaker 2: Oh, real or fake?

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Speaker 3: Real?

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Speaker 4: Real octing up in the U Street. Yeah, but can

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Speaker 4: a school actually ban the parents? Wow, I'm beas really surprised.

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Speaker 4: If this is real? Fake you can't parents?

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Speaker 2: Says real this, This is one hundred percent. There's a war

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Speaker 2: on parents. Oh, producer Brat says real, this is a

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Speaker 2: real news story.

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Speaker 3: Parents from schools If they're not acting right, then I

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Speaker 3: would assume yes.

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Speaker 1: Yes, school banned parents from attending sports day after becoming

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Speaker 1: too competitive and threatening staff.

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Speaker 4: There are some parents who just go.

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Speaker 2: Nuts vicariously through their children. Yeah, yes they do, Yes,

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Speaker 2: they do.

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Speaker 1: My dad was one of those dads' that's why I'm

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Speaker 1: glad he didn't go to my games very much. You know,

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Speaker 1: they have a favorite child. So all my sisters stuff,

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Speaker 1: and you rarely came to mind. And I was very

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Speaker 1: happy about that. Real news or fake news. I read

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Speaker 1: the news headline and you have to see if you

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Speaker 1: can decipher whether it's a real news story or a

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Speaker 1: fake news story.

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Speaker 2: People are teaching gorillas to knit.

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Speaker 4: I'm gonna go with real.

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Speaker 2: Nina's going real.

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Speaker 3: I don't know that has to be fit.

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Speaker 4: You can't teach you. Maybe you can, I'll a real.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's been scientifically proven that knitting is the missing link.

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Speaker 2: This is true.

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Speaker 1: What This is a fake news story, but it sounds

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Speaker 1: like it would be a real one because.

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Speaker 2: They're always teaching girllas to do things.

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Speaker 4: It's like, I'm bored, what else can this gorilla do?

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Speaker 4: Let's knit? And they're so smart.

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Speaker 1: I would love to see a gorilla sitting there with

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Speaker 1: like little reading glasses.

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Speaker 4: On something.

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Speaker 2: On top and the oh my gosh, you would that be?

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Speaker 2: You know what?

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Speaker 3: I bet they still couldn't it maybe they haven't taught

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Speaker 3: them yet, but I guarantee they can.

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Speaker 1: I'm sure they can. Yeah, this is probably actually going

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Speaker 1: to happen at some point. Yeah, real news are fake news.

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Speaker 1: I read a news headline and you have to see

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Speaker 1: if you can tell whether it's a real news story

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Speaker 1: or a fake news story. Nashville bank robber ubered to

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Speaker 1: the scene of the crime. I'm gonna go this one

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Speaker 1: going real. That's real, real red.

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Speaker 2: I say, they've gotten smarter on the internet and this

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Speaker 2: is fake. No one in this day and age will

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Speaker 2: be dumb enough to Uber to the crime scene. This

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Speaker 2: is a real news story, of course it is.

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Speaker 1: Police in Nashville had a very easy case to solve

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Speaker 1: thanks to the dumbest moves ever by a suspect. Cops say,

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Speaker 1: an alleged bank Robert Ubert to the scene of the crime.

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Speaker 1: He gave a teller a note claiming that there was

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Speaker 1: a bomb in the bank before fleeing.

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Speaker 2: Oh in the uber, No do you get charged for

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Speaker 2: the extra weight time.

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Speaker 1: Suspect was arrested after the cops used his Uber account

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Speaker 1: to track him down.

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Speaker 4: You get what you asked for in that one.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, teenager find one hundred dollars for feeding a chip

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Speaker 1: to a pigeon?

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Speaker 2: Real news story or fake news story.

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Speaker 4: I'm gonna go with reel again. These all feel so real. Really,

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Speaker 4: can't get fined that much for feeding up? Oh does

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Speaker 4: it say where this was?

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Speaker 2: It's in the UK actually.

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Speaker 4: So maybe you can. I'm gonna say fake. That can't

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Speaker 4: be real.

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Speaker 2: In the UK they care a lot more about the

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Speaker 2: climate than we do. This is real, real, got to

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Speaker 2: protect those animals.

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Speaker 1: Did a teenager get fined one hundred dollars for feeding

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Speaker 1: a chip to a pigeon?

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Speaker 2: That's a real news story.

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Speaker 1: Yes, a teenager was treating themselves to Miss McDonald's for

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Speaker 1: lunch when she kindly offered one of the pigeons a chip.

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Speaker 1: She was immediately approached by a rude council worker in

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Speaker 1: the UK, so yeah, yeah, cops or whatever. She felt

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Speaker 1: she was treated unfairly and did not pay the fine. However,

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Speaker 1: she was astonished to receive a letter last week summoning

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Speaker 1: her to court.

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Speaker 2: For feeding a pigeon.

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Speaker 4: Wow, it's so nuts.

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Speaker 3: I just keep picturing Mary Poppins, like when all the

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Speaker 3: pigeons were always around and they're like here you go.

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Speaker 3: You just throw them all over the little bread crumbs

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Speaker 3: and then what they I believe this.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm just picturing McDonald's serving chips.

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Speaker 3: I think they mean fries. But oh yeah, they call

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Speaker 3: it was a French fry. I speak that language.

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Speaker 2: Real news or fake news.

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Speaker 1: Police in Germany rescue man being chased by baby squirrel.

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Speaker 2: Fake.

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Speaker 4: I just have to say fakes. I've said too many

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Speaker 4: reel and.

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Speaker 2: I'm moving. It's real. No baby squirrel has the guts

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Speaker 2: to chase a full grown man. This is fake Wow,

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Speaker 2: this is a real news story.

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Speaker 1: Police and Germany were called out by a man who

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Speaker 1: is running from a baby squirrel and said it was

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Speaker 1: chasing him. Apparently, the chase ended for the baby squirrel

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Speaker 1: when the squirrel curled up to fall asleep. Chason, we

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Speaker 1: must sirs him time you baby squell, do not chase

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Speaker 1: all citizens. You are going to jail. You're going to

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Speaker 1: be there for a long time. Oh it got through

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Speaker 1: the balls. It's a squall.

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Speaker 2: It phone break happens every single hour on the twenties.

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Speaker 1: Your next one is coming up right after this, and

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Speaker 1: then right after that, as Nina's what's trending, So you

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Speaker 1: will show