Speaker 1: Start Up, dot Up, start Up, Brooklyn Boys, start Up,
Speaker 1: Brooklyn Buys.
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Speaker 2: Up up, dad us dot Up Episode two seventy five
Speaker 2: of the Brooklyn Boys podcast. Hello David Brody, Hello Scary Jones.
Speaker 2: Two hundred and seventy five. That's a big number. I
Speaker 2: guess it's a tremendous number. Play that number, two seventy five.
Speaker 2: Has anyone ever played the episode that we were up
Speaker 2: to that day in the lotto? And did we joke
Speaker 2: about it? We did, as ever said they played it
Speaker 2: in one How crazy.
Speaker 4: Would it be?
Speaker 2: We should look at all of the state's lottos all
Speaker 2: around the country and see which lottery maybe even come
Speaker 2: close to seventy five. Well, it's there's one hundred. I
Speaker 2: mean it's a lot. Yeah, it's a lot. Yeah, yeah, yeah, alright, anyway,
Speaker 2: every town's gotta you know, we're good to good luck
Speaker 2: if again we at ten percent, yeah yeah yeah, give
Speaker 2: us a give us our money. Hey, I want to
Speaker 2: send an early shout out to uh a slice uh huh.
Speaker 2: So you know, I sell stuff on Facebook and I
Speaker 2: have some Facebook stories which I'll give you later. And
Speaker 2: by the way, I'd like to apologize to you, scary
Speaker 2: before I forget that I'm like an hour and twenty
Speaker 2: minutes late to do this.
Speaker 4: Yeah, what's up with that?
Speaker 2: You have me sitting here just pulling my pod for
Speaker 2: an hour and a half and I can see you
Speaker 2: weren't fixing the pile of papers on your table in
Speaker 2: that time. No not. Then have you turned on the
Speaker 2: camera an hour and a half ago, you'd have seen
Speaker 2: me pulling my pod. Oh boy, I'm kidding. So something happened.
Speaker 2: I went for a minor medical thing. I'll explain later,
Speaker 2: but it went off the rails and I'm gonna some
Speaker 2: of the stuff I'm gonna tell you about. That's right,
Speaker 2: Yeah then then then okay, anyway, so I'm gonna tell
Speaker 2: you the story like you're embellishing that.
Speaker 4: Nope, Nope.
Speaker 2: At some point I thought I was gonna die because
Speaker 2: the person told me to do something that would kill me.
Speaker 2: But I'll tell you that, I promise, But I want
Speaker 2: to shout out going back to I said I saw
Speaker 2: something on Facebook marketplace, as I often do, and I
Speaker 2: meet the person in the parking lot that I choose
Speaker 2: to meet people. And I have a few that I choose,
Speaker 2: but this one was was near the area where I
Speaker 2: thought I was going to be. So I said, oh,
Speaker 2: let's meet in this parking lot on the side. I
Speaker 2: tell him where you meet? Hold on, you have a
Speaker 2: regular meeting spot for people that you don't want to
Speaker 2: know where you live? Yeah, yeah, I don't.
Speaker 3: I don't.
Speaker 2: I didn't know who this person was.
Speaker 4: It's like a tipic.
Speaker 2: It's like it's almost like your spot, like meet me
Speaker 2: at our spot, Like that's a spot spot. Yeah. So
Speaker 2: I say, do me favorite. When you get there, I
Speaker 2: want you to pull in, pull around the fast food
Speaker 2: facility right and park on the left side. There's an
Speaker 2: open area park there. And he tells me what kind
Speaker 2: of car he's in. For the sake of his conversation,
Speaker 2: I'll say it was a a green rat four okay,
Speaker 2: and I I saw I pull in now. By the way,
Speaker 2: we had a whole communicat about you know. He haggled
Speaker 2: me for the price, right, he wanted to five dollars less,
Speaker 2: and I was like, it's fine, but not when we
Speaker 2: got there. This is beforehand we arranged on a price.
Speaker 2: We went back and forth. So we had a bunch
Speaker 2: of communications and Facebook Messenger or whatever. I verified his
Speaker 2: profile that he's a legitimate person. And when I get there,
Speaker 2: there's a green suv parked on the right side when
Speaker 2: you first pull in, over by the trash dumpster, like
Speaker 2: where this fast food place puts their crap. Yeah. So
Speaker 2: I'm like, well, that can't be him, because I sit
Speaker 2: and meet me on the left, and I see on
Speaker 2: the left there's another green suv. So I'm like, all right,
Speaker 2: that must be over there. So I pull around and
Speaker 2: I park next to the green suv and it's not
Speaker 2: a rep for just similar and he's not in the car.
Speaker 2: No one's in it. So I back up and all
Speaker 2: of a sudden, I see the car that was parked
Speaker 2: by the dumpster pull out and pull up next to me.
Speaker 2: So the guy gets out and I said, hey, you
Speaker 2: his name is his nickname because he has a name
Speaker 2: that's a less Americanized name. So he goes by Nemo,
Speaker 2: like finding Nemo. He says, I'm Nemo. I said, Amo,
Speaker 2: nice to meet you. I'm David, and I give him
Speaker 2: the merchandise and I said, well, why were you talked
Speaker 2: over by the girl a garbage dump? So he says, well,
Speaker 2: I didn't know if you were a legitimate person, so
Speaker 2: I wanted to see you pull up first.
Speaker 5: You know.
Speaker 2: So he was hiding behind the dumpster. Dude like to make.
Speaker 6: One.
Speaker 4: I just think maybe he was wearing a Brooklyn Boys
Speaker 4: T shirt.
Speaker 2: You know, scary. Did I tell you the story? No? Okay,
Speaker 2: well that's the funny part what I said, Well, I'm legitimate,
Speaker 2: I said, you know, so he says, I said, you know,
Speaker 2: you could have looked at my my profile picture. You
Speaker 2: could have seen and he says, holy shit, you're you're
Speaker 2: David Brody. I said, yeah, that's my name. Okay, on
Speaker 2: it gets better, I said. He he goes, I'm a slice.
Speaker 2: So I I said, show, it's so nice.
Speaker 4: To meet you.
Speaker 2: He goes, I had no idea who you were. That's
Speaker 2: why I was hiding behind the dumpster. I didn't know
Speaker 2: if you were a legit person. It didn't the name,
Speaker 2: didn't like it didn't ring a bell. He says, look,
Speaker 2: and he unzips his coat. He's wearing the few as Scary.
Speaker 2: He's wearing the few a seventies. I'll send you the picture.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna send you the picture right now. He's wearing
Speaker 2: the f you Ape seventy seven. Shirt, and I said,
Speaker 2: come on, man, you had to know it was me.
Speaker 2: He said, absolutely not. This is my Sunday get shit
Speaker 2: done around the house shirt. And I happen to be
Speaker 2: wearing the shot. He's wearing a Brooklyn Boys T shirt.
Speaker 2: He's wearing a Brooklyn Boys T shirt. So I said,
Speaker 2: come on, he goes, I swear to god, I wear
Speaker 2: this shirt. My wife yells at me all the time
Speaker 2: because I wear this shirt all the time. And and
Speaker 2: I I'll download the picture. Hold on, wait a second,
Speaker 2: hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on. This guy
Speaker 2: did business with you, yep, and he knew your name
Speaker 2: was Brody or David and you guys I've spoken before,
Speaker 2: so I feel like he might have we wore the
Speaker 2: shirt on purpose knowing it's you. No, because he was
Speaker 2: hiding behind the dumpster. Do you need to tell me?
Speaker 2: This was like a coincidental random moment where a slice
Speaker 2: you caught him wearing our shirt and he had no
Speaker 2: clue he was coming to meet you, David Brody, to
Speaker 2: do the transaction. He says, he wears it every Sunday.
Speaker 4: Have you ever.
Speaker 2: Okay, so, do you have David in your name that
Speaker 2: you sell? Yes, it's my name, it's my Facebook account,
Speaker 2: which he definitely knew was you.
Speaker 4: You're David Brody.
Speaker 2: Scary. The other guy I sold something to a couple
Speaker 2: of weeks ago. Uh, he didn't know it was me.
Speaker 2: This guy knew. This guy listens to the podcast and
Speaker 2: he's a slice. Yeah, it is wearing a Yankees hat.
Speaker 2: If he was if he knew, I wouldn't wear Yankee hats.
Speaker 2: Here's the thing, this this guy, he didn't look at
Speaker 2: my name. Clearly knew, clearly look at my name. He
Speaker 2: didn't pay attention. He didn't pay tell you that David
Speaker 2: Brody was selling him merch like nope, okay, So because
Speaker 2: he would have mentioned it in the chat, he would
Speaker 2: have said something like, hey, I'm legitimate.
Speaker 4: You know, I know who you are.
Speaker 2: I'm a fan. Said nothing. Nothing. He said his wife
Speaker 2: liked the thing and he wanted to buy the thing. Okay,
Speaker 2: sought he wanted this amount of money, talked me down
Speaker 2: in price.
Speaker 4: Were you talking on the phone or no? In the chat?
Speaker 2: In the chat yeah, Facebook Messenger.
Speaker 4: They swore you David Brody in the chat.
Speaker 2: No, I don't say I'm David Brody. That's the name
Speaker 2: on the chat. You don't pay attention to it. If
Speaker 2: you're just buying ship that you'd never think i'd be selling. Yeah,
Speaker 2: but heyway, So he knew he was going to meet you,
Speaker 2: so he wore the ABE seventy seven Brooklyn boys. Taer
Speaker 2: was going to meet me. Otherwise he wouldn't have been
Speaker 2: behind the dumpster hiding. He didn't, but he knew, Wow,
Speaker 2: he saw my car. He knows what kind of car
Speaker 2: I have because I talk about it all the time. Yeah,
Speaker 2: He's like, I saw your car. So I knew it
Speaker 2: was you like I because I said to him, I'll
Speaker 2: be in a black car, a Dodge. I told him
Speaker 2: I'd be pulling up in a black doge Dodge. He
Speaker 2: knows he's a slice. He knows you drive it dog. No, no, no,
Speaker 2: I told him no. I told him as I was.
Speaker 2: When he said I'm at the place, I said, great,
Speaker 2: what kind of car do you have? It was he
Speaker 2: was already there when I told him what kind of
Speaker 2: car I had, and I said, I'll be in a
Speaker 2: black Dodge and he I'm in He said, I'm in
Speaker 2: a green suv in a in a green rat four
Speaker 2: And I said, okay, great, So I I knew he
Speaker 2: didn't know my car beforehand. I only told him a
Speaker 2: kind of car when I said, great, I'll be there
Speaker 2: in eight minutes, because I'm driving in that direction, I'll
Speaker 2: be there. I'm in a black car, a black dog.
Speaker 2: Now did he pay you more for the merch? Knowing
Speaker 2: you he should have?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 4: I mean this is David Brody selling it to him.
Speaker 2: Yeah? Well, well, actually, did you give him a break
Speaker 2: because he was a slice wearing a T shirt? No.
Speaker 2: I had already lowered the price for him because he
Speaker 2: haggled me, so he didn't try and do it on
Speaker 2: the spot. The same way the guy from the East
Speaker 2: Scooter got my No, got the right that once he
Speaker 2: knew it was me, he knew he wasn't gonna haggle me.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, there's you have a reputation, you know. Wow. Yeah,
Speaker 2: so shout out to Nemo. What's up? You found me
Speaker 2: a picture together? We found Nemo. That's great.
Speaker 4: So how about that?
Speaker 2: Well, your scooter guy knew who you are. Yeah, that's true,
Speaker 2: but we knew that going in. I know, I think
Speaker 2: this guy is a closet fanknews you the whole time,
Speaker 2: wore the shot to impress you and then pretend to
Speaker 2: make him a closet fan. I'm not sure what that
Speaker 2: what that means. I mean if a closet fan meaning
Speaker 2: like I'm not I'm gonna pretend like I don't. Okay,
Speaker 2: then he was an undercover fan. He was a undercover fan. Undercover. Yeah,
Speaker 2: all right, well heymo. If you're listening, you can DM Scary. Oh,
Speaker 2: by the way, I like I like Nemo. Yeah, Well,
Speaker 2: were we gonna ask me Brody? I was going to
Speaker 2: ask you if you saw the DM I photed you.
Speaker 2: Uh when did you vote? Yes? Yes? I want to
Speaker 2: Can we address that here?
Speaker 7: So?
Speaker 2: Yeah, Scary. On the last episode, Scary mentioned that they
Speaker 2: took my dollar six comment and story and told it
Speaker 2: on the air without me being there.
Speaker 4: That is correct.
Speaker 2: Now, if you heard Scary's audio, go back and listen.
Speaker 2: So it's Friday, whatever Friday, the last Friday of October was,
Speaker 2: So the twenty seventh, eighth, ninth, whatever that was. Go
Speaker 2: listen to the elvistre and on demand channel. And it's
Speaker 2: around the ninety minute mark, like it's at the almost
Speaker 2: end of the show, last hour of the show, and
Speaker 2: he tells the story and he mangles all the facts
Speaker 2: and I'm not there to defend myself, and everyone in
Speaker 2: the room is sort of like that typical brody whatever.
Speaker 2: But so Scary says to me, dude, you got to
Speaker 2: listen to it. Elvis Scare is a big plug for
Speaker 2: the podcast, did a great job plug in the podcast. Yeah,
Speaker 2: So I said, oh, I'll listen to it. That's great.
Speaker 2: If Elvis plugged the podcast, that'll be new listeners. In fact,
Speaker 2: last week, Scary started the podcast by saying, welcome all
Speaker 2: the new listeners. So I'm like, wow, this must have
Speaker 2: been some great plug. And Elvis is great at selling things.
Speaker 2: If he's talking up our podcast, yeah, then it must
Speaker 2: have been great. Probably got a ton of new listeners.
Speaker 2: So I go listen to the clip and he says, so, Scary,
Speaker 2: you guys have a new episode coming out, and Scary goes, yeah,
Speaker 2: we're actually we're recording today Friday. And so I just goes, oh, great,
Speaker 2: So where can they find the podcast? And Scars oh,
Speaker 2: And then Elvis says what are you eating? Because Elvis
Speaker 2: was working from his home studio and Scary was in
Speaker 2: front of Elvis's gold mic or his mike. I don't
Speaker 2: know if it's gold anymore, but in front of his
Speaker 2: mic and now he was brown and rusted because I
Speaker 2: spit into it. Yeah, so so Scary goes, oh, meeting
Speaker 2: corn nuts, and then Danielle or Gandhi says, it's my fault.
Speaker 2: I gave it to him.
Speaker 4: He goes, oh, I love corn nuts. Good boom, and.
Speaker 2: Then Elvis says, Scary, you don't realize you spit on
Speaker 2: my microphone. You gotta get your own microphone. I don't
Speaker 2: want you spiting on my microphone. You always do a
Speaker 2: lot of time and scars are like, oh so good,
Speaker 2: and then everyone talks about corn nuts and then we
Speaker 2: never get to the actual plug of the podcast, and
Speaker 2: then you go into a commercial or song and it
Speaker 2: was forgotten. So, first of all, I don't know what
Speaker 2: promotion you're talking about. That Elvis promoted the podcast. He
Speaker 2: did mention it. And I'm not faulting Elvis at all.
Speaker 2: It's just you made it seem like Elvis went on
Speaker 2: and on about the podcast, but you interrupted him when
Speaker 2: your fucking corn nuts. So I get a DM love
Speaker 2: cor Love Corn, Love Corn, Love Corn. Right, but it's right,
Speaker 2: love corn. So I get a DM from love Corn
Speaker 2: and Instagram it says, oh, David, we love you on
Speaker 2: the show with such fans. We're so happy what you
Speaker 2: mentioned us on the show Friday. Wait a second, you
Speaker 2: have mentioned you didn't mention them. I mentioned we'd love
Speaker 2: to send you all the cases of love corn. Thank
Speaker 2: you so much. So I wrote back and I said, thanks,
Speaker 2: I'll take it. So they're sending me all this love corn.
Speaker 2: I sent you the message. You could see it. I
Speaker 2: see it, I'm reading it. Yeah, they think I made
Speaker 2: the mension, so I'm getting all the love corn.
Speaker 4: Hi, David, thank.
Speaker 2: You for the plug on the Morning show last week.
Speaker 2: That was great. I would love to send you some
Speaker 2: samples to enjoy. Let me know the best address to
Speaker 2: reach you. Love Missy the co founder of love Corn.
Speaker 2: And then you wrote back, thank you so much, well,
Speaker 2: and I gave I gave her my address. Wait, you bastard,
Speaker 2: But it wasn't you.
Speaker 3: It was me.
Speaker 2: I was trying to promote out a poor podcast and
Speaker 2: then I was chewing on the love corn and then
Speaker 2: Elvis interrupted me, and then Elvison, what are you chewing
Speaker 2: on my I'm eating love corn right what the fuck? Yeah?
Speaker 2: But you told my story on the air, so now
Speaker 2: I'll take you a popcorn. We're even the universe is
Speaker 2: in balland you're a pakisted but love corn dude. How
Speaker 2: about that Glen Boys podcast.
Speaker 8: We will be right back.
Speaker 2: So the question is scary from before the commercials. What
Speaker 2: else can you mention on the air that I could use? Well,
Speaker 2: I mean, I don't know. That's a great question. Yeah,
Speaker 2: maybe talk about the new electric Dodge charger coming out.
Speaker 4: Maybe get one of these?
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, that would you know, something proady that will
Speaker 2: actually go over really well? What else?
Speaker 4: What else do you need? You need a new house?
Speaker 2: I could No, I don't need a new house the moment.
Speaker 2: I could use maybe a seventy five inch TV. I'm
Speaker 2: in the market bigger you are. You are a pig
Speaker 2: for electronics. Oh my god, you really are. That was
Speaker 2: all that was only I've told you. I've said this before.
Speaker 2: We didn't have a lot of money growing up. My
Speaker 2: father was a police officer. He made, you know, a
Speaker 2: decent salary, good salary, but not like we are. Were
Speaker 2: never rich, middle class, blue collar family, right.
Speaker 4: We grew up from people.
Speaker 2: Some people bought fancy cars with with whatever money they had,
Speaker 2: they saved up your fancy clothing or what on expensive trips.
Speaker 2: We drove old shitty cars and didn't have expensive clothing.
Speaker 2: But my father would always buy the best VCR, the
Speaker 2: best stereo, the best TV he could find. He would
Speaker 2: save up for, and so we always had really good electronics.
Speaker 2: So even though the chair I was sitting in had
Speaker 2: rips in it, that TV was always the best. You
Speaker 2: love it. So that's so that's where my value system
Speaker 2: is is a skewed because I love a good TV.
Speaker 2: I love a great TV. I go to best Buyer
Speaker 2: Costco sometimes and I just stare, and I go look
Speaker 2: at the four K, look at the and I know
Speaker 2: it's only the program they're showing that looks that good
Speaker 2: because it's on a loop, and when I get home
Speaker 2: it's not gonna look like that, But I still go. Oh.
Speaker 2: I gotta say, though, TVs have come such a long
Speaker 2: way so quickly, and the technology changes every year less
Speaker 2: than a year. There's no frigging way that a TV
Speaker 2: is ever worth the price you're paying, because you're you're
Speaker 2: paying for the top model with all the latest bells
Speaker 2: and whistles, and now six months later, that same screen
Speaker 2: that you have, now you've now mounted on your wall
Speaker 2: and your prize possession, it drops to half the price
Speaker 2: and something newer has come out. You can't keep up
Speaker 2: with television technology. There's always something else, right, But you can,
Speaker 2: Like a phone, you can you every few years, you
Speaker 2: can upgrade. Look, when you buy a TV, you're stuck
Speaker 2: in that point in time, right, you buy the top
Speaker 2: of the line, most advanced television in twenty twenty three.
Speaker 2: Granted someone like me, I'm not going to get a
Speaker 2: new TV for five six years. So, but it's it's
Speaker 2: great technology. And then when a new technology comes down
Speaker 2: in price in five or six years, I'll consider getting
Speaker 2: a new TV. My TV is stuck by seventeen. That's
Speaker 2: yours is older but not not not out of touch it. No,
Speaker 2: it's not a four K. You don't have Ultra HD
Speaker 2: UltraHD you got that. I have UltraHD in one of
Speaker 2: my TVs.
Speaker 4: Dolby Most. I see that one a lot, don't.
Speaker 2: That's the sound system, yep, sons of bitches, you gotta
Speaker 2: get it. Yeah, I have the last new TV I got.
Speaker 2: I got I got with PC Richardson gift cards that
Speaker 2: I won from the sales team for doing something for them.
Speaker 2: They gave me gift cards, so I was able to
Speaker 2: get a TV from PC Richard's son and I got
Speaker 2: a good deal. So that that was the last TV
Speaker 2: I got, which is like five years ago, I think
Speaker 2: the one in my living room. Hey, first of all,
Speaker 2: I want to a shout out to the Slices in
Speaker 2: jennif of course, and then a fuck you to you
Speaker 2: David Brody. Oh, I don't like that in the same
Speaker 2: sentence recording my Halloween costume. Oh, I wanted to bring
Speaker 2: that up. O. So, yeah, well let me let me
Speaker 2: bring this up because I want, first of all, you
Speaker 2: know the debacle I went through with the costume where
Speaker 2: it didn't come a time I had a double wader
Speaker 2: and film yourself so I so I it was the
Speaker 2: way wacky waving, inflatable arm, fleiling tube man. Yeah. War
Speaker 2: to work yesterday and people were like the Slices, especially
Speaker 2: like dude, why you why are you so down on yourself?
Speaker 2: That's a great costume. I think you win Halloween. It
Speaker 2: was easily one of the best ones I've seen. And
Speaker 2: I'm like, that's kind of cool. I like that, it's
Speaker 2: very nice of you. And then I opened up a
Speaker 2: DM from David Brody and it's just one word terrible, terrible. Yeah,
Speaker 2: it was terrible, terrible?
Speaker 4: What what was terrible about it?
Speaker 2: We did a whole podcast last week where you said
Speaker 2: it was terrible.
Speaker 4: I thought it was terrible.
Speaker 2: But you know, beauty, I guess you know, the beauty
Speaker 2: is in the eye of the slice. Well, the slices
Speaker 2: will be nice to you. That's not my job. Why
Speaker 2: is it a terrible costume? Then? Because they were having
Speaker 2: me believe that it wasn't terrible after all, but now
Speaker 2: you just put me right back in there. And because
Speaker 2: you said it was pajamas and when I saw it,
Speaker 2: it looked like jamas, right at least? So your your
Speaker 2: your your costume. You're you're trying to you're pretending to
Speaker 2: be wacky, waving inflatable tube, flailing to get that guy.
Speaker 2: And so that guy is made a nylon and waves
Speaker 2: in the wind. Right, yes, So what they should have
Speaker 2: done was made the custom at a nylon give you
Speaker 2: extended long arms, like maybe with sticks in them or
Speaker 2: some kind of handle that you could wave your arms
Speaker 2: and have like long arms like the thing does. But
Speaker 2: instead you look like a bad human torch comic character.
Speaker 2: You're in a red pajamas with it like a thing
Speaker 2: on your head like looks like flames, and everyone around you.
Speaker 2: Trevor had a great costume. Gandhi looked fantastic as the
Speaker 2: sumo wrestler, and you're like, hey, guys in my pajamas.
Speaker 2: So because you said it was bad, I was giving credence.
Speaker 2: I was validating your feelings. See that's the kind of
Speaker 2: guy I am. I validating feeling. Most people thought I
Speaker 2: was McDonald's French fries because it looked like French fries
Speaker 2: coming out a yellow French fries look at the top,
Speaker 2: and also looked a little like a thin heat miser
Speaker 2: from the old Christmas shows. Yes, I remember that well anyway,
Speaker 2: like if people come to go oh. Deanna who does
Speaker 2: our production, was looking at me on camera and she
Speaker 2: thought it was French fries because it was it was
Speaker 2: like the red McDonald's container with yellow fries hanging out.
Speaker 2: And she saw me behind the desk and she saw
Speaker 2: sa L and instead of E.
Speaker 4: She thought it was sa L T like salt, like
Speaker 4: fries salt.
Speaker 2: I don't know she thought it was.
Speaker 4: She thought it was French fries.
Speaker 2: You know what you didn't see? What was your What
Speaker 2: was your costume? David Brody, what did you dress up
Speaker 2: as I didn't dress up this year. Here's what I
Speaker 2: did do. I sold all my costumes from the previous
Speaker 2: years on Facebook, so I made a little money. I
Speaker 2: put out my giant inflatables outside my house, set them
Speaker 2: up right, got I got my one bag of Reese's
Speaker 2: peanut butter ghosts and goblins and bats from Target. And
Speaker 2: one person rang my doorbell at six fifteen dinner time,
Speaker 2: by the way, which I understand kids have to go
Speaker 2: to bed, but that's kind of tacky to ring someone's
Speaker 2: doorbell at six o'clock.
Speaker 4: What are you talking about. That's that's trick or tree.
Speaker 2: Time, din a time. No, no, anyway, the one kid
Speaker 2: comes wrong. I opened the door, I hold my dog's back,
Speaker 2: and he's a little kid, and I don't know what
Speaker 2: kind of custom he was in. It looked like he
Speaker 2: was wearing a coat like I couldn't even it wasn't
Speaker 2: even like a costume. I don't even know what he's wearing.
Speaker 2: And I go hello, he goes trick or chy, and
Speaker 2: I go absolutely, and I put the treat in his bag,
Speaker 2: and he turns around and walks down the steps. His
Speaker 2: father's on his father's on my driveway and he goes, hey,
Speaker 2: thank He goes, thank you, sir. I go yeah. He goes, hey, Mikey,
Speaker 2: did you say thank you to the man? And Mikey
Speaker 2: puts his head down and the guy looks at me.
Speaker 2: He goes, do he say thank you? And I go, oh,
Speaker 2: you're out of about. He goes, you say thank you
Speaker 2: to him. He turns in and goes thank you out
Speaker 2: and he walked away. So I had one trick or
Speaker 2: treater last night and I didn't get a thank you
Speaker 2: out of him originally, so I was, oh, for one,
Speaker 2: but I gave him the one. Now here's the thing, though,
Speaker 2: I now I have a ninety nine percent bag of
Speaker 2: Reese's peanut but while I should say ninety six percent,
Speaker 2: I had a couple last night of the recent peanut
Speaker 2: butter bats and goblins and whatever whatever it is. So
Speaker 2: I only buy candy I'm gonna eat because I know
Speaker 2: it's not gonna go anywhere to live on a cul
Speaker 2: de sac. I take exception with what you said earlier
Speaker 2: that six o'clock treating. Trigger treating is tacky and it's
Speaker 2: dinner time tricker. No, trigger treating is anytime after school
Speaker 2: three till like nine pm. Five o'clock. They don't know
Speaker 2: what time you eat dinner. What if you're a senior
Speaker 2: citizen and you eat at five o'clock, dinner around six
Speaker 2: at six o'clock is dinner time.
Speaker 6: Nah.
Speaker 2: I wasn't upset about it. I just thought like, hey,
Speaker 2: I'm sitting down to eating, like bing bong, doors going.
Speaker 2: I'm like, oh, was ringing my doorbell? I remember it was.
Speaker 2: I didn't even remember it was. Yeah, you are awful.
Speaker 2: I didn't have any trigger treaters. You know, because I
Speaker 2: got I didn't sign up. I didn't sign up. Yeah,
Speaker 2: because you're in an apartment building, you have to sign
Speaker 2: up for that ship. Yeah. I went to uh to
Speaker 2: our pharmacy. It was Walgreens. Remember because everyone knows that
Speaker 2: the guy signed us up for Walgreens and then quit
Speaker 2: went to work for Walgreens.
Speaker 3: Yep.
Speaker 2: I had to get right. So I went to get
Speaker 2: my prescription for something and and she goes.
Speaker 4: Here you go happy Halloween.
Speaker 2: I'm like, this isn't candy, this is drugs. Can I
Speaker 2: get some candy. She's like, oh no, well we have
Speaker 2: his prescriptions. Like that's a bummer. That's a bummer, I said,
Speaker 2: So why I came up and said trick or treat,
Speaker 2: you give me a you give me medicine. Just no, okay, should.
Speaker 4: There be an age limit for trigger treating?
Speaker 2: I mean when we were kids, we would dress up
Speaker 2: and then uh, then we left, we stopped for a while,
Speaker 2: and what we we just do the shaving cream. And
Speaker 2: I feel like if you drive your own car to
Speaker 2: go to trick or treat, you're too old. Yeah. Well,
Speaker 2: my buddy, well bold freak Ronnie and my friend Scott Barnhill,
Speaker 2: they decided in college to just bring back the tradition
Speaker 2: that they remembered as teens.
Speaker 9: Uh.
Speaker 2: And they were like in college and they were dressed
Speaker 2: like really fucking scary, and they would show up what seventh,
Speaker 2: eight o'clock at nights? Nickname is he?
Speaker 3: Barney?
Speaker 2: What's his nickname?
Speaker 3: Not?
Speaker 2: Didn't have one? Anyway, does that have a job. The
Speaker 2: two of them got dressed up. The two of them
Speaker 2: got dressed up in like some creepy outfits and started
Speaker 2: ringing doorbells looking for candy trick or treating.
Speaker 4: No, this was several years ago, but they.
Speaker 2: Were well into their twenties and they just thought it
Speaker 2: would be fun to as a throwback to let's go
Speaker 2: go tricker treating relived their childhood? Well it they didn't
Speaker 2: go so well because people see two grown ass men
Speaker 2: with no kids around them, you know, ringing the bell.
Speaker 2: They ain't get no treats. They got nothing, They got nothing.
Speaker 2: If I see two twenty five, twenty eight year old
Speaker 2: guys coming to the door dressed like mass murderers, I
Speaker 2: feel like, no, you.
Speaker 4: Wouldn't the door right?
Speaker 2: Yeah? No, because again, if I want to see some
Speaker 2: kids with them, then I'm the whole family's doing it.
Speaker 2: I get it right. But if it's two guys going
Speaker 2: to trick or treat where I opened the door, I'm
Speaker 2: not doing that. Well they did, they tried. Where'd your podcast?
Speaker 2: We heard you got a nice TV? Opened the door?
Speaker 2: It was an experiment.
Speaker 4: It failed.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but officer, we said trick or treat. We gave
Speaker 2: them a trick. We mugged them. So you so you
Speaker 2: think by the time high school was over, so is
Speaker 2: trick or treating or before that? You know, what is
Speaker 2: it going to be? All upset? And you guys can
Speaker 2: leave talk backs in your opinion on this, but I
Speaker 2: feel like, hmm, I feel like seventeen, this should be
Speaker 2: like your last year yeah, yeah, like nowadays, I think
Speaker 2: seventeen year olds are too cool for that. I think
Speaker 2: most seventeen year olds are like, I'm not going to
Speaker 2: go out trick. That's for kids. Yeah, I think I
Speaker 2: think you set your own. I don't think there's an
Speaker 2: age limit. I think it's a maturity level, and I
Speaker 2: think it's a it's your peers what they're doing, right,
Speaker 2: you know, and if they're hanging out at seven eleven
Speaker 2: or McDonald's or whatever, then that's what they do. You
Speaker 2: hang out with them.
Speaker 4: You have a trick of treating.
Speaker 2: Yeah. You know our boy Nate straight in Nate, he
Speaker 2: left the candy in a big thing right up front, said,
Speaker 2: you know, on our system, take take one whatever.
Speaker 4: He wasn't home.
Speaker 2: Well, he looked on his ring camera or whatever that
Speaker 2: he had there and saw one little bastard, one little twerp,
Speaker 2: take the fucking ball and dump the whole goddamn thing
Speaker 2: in his bag and Rann, we have it. He has
Speaker 2: it captured. But he don't know who the kid is. No,
Speaker 2: he doesn't know that kid. Look at it and he
Speaker 2: showed it to us today. It was actually very funny.
Speaker 2: So I said, look, if I could patent a new
Speaker 2: a new device, a new item, something an invention. It
Speaker 2: would be something similar to the device that you have
Speaker 2: when you have a dog or a cat and you
Speaker 2: have that little treat.
Speaker 4: Dispenser at home.
Speaker 10: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, imagine one of those on your front porch when
Speaker 2: you're not home, and then you could say, you know,
Speaker 2: trick or treat, you see what it is, and start
Speaker 2: like shooting fucking candy at them. I go, then you
Speaker 2: hit some kid in the eye and he sues you.
Speaker 2: That would be great, though, like a trick or treat,
Speaker 2: like a dispenser from like a remote dispenser from when
Speaker 2: you're not home. So the phone, so the doorbell rings,
Speaker 2: you see it on your phone and you're like, huh okay,
Speaker 2: all right, they look legit. They're in costume, because again
Speaker 2: you don't give treats to people not in costume, right,
Speaker 2: And then you hit the button boom boom, boom, and
Speaker 2: you spit three treats out at them. I think that
Speaker 2: will work. What do you think? How about you get
Speaker 2: a fingerprint recognition system and this way you can only
Speaker 2: get one. We put your finger on the thing and
Speaker 2: each person is going to get one. And then once
Speaker 2: you get your one, you're done, and it's sit out.
Speaker 2: See I give him. I would give a couple, you know.
Speaker 2: But anyway, maybe it's a little bag. Maybe it's a
Speaker 2: little bag it spits out a bag of a couple.
Speaker 2: All right, yeah, well either way, it's something that's a
Speaker 2: controlled environment.
Speaker 4: The honor system ain't working. I don't know, you know,
Speaker 4: it works.
Speaker 2: Up until that's the little ship decide that they're going
Speaker 2: to be a smile. I have this big Halloween bowl
Speaker 2: and a couple of years ago I bought like, you know,
Speaker 2: the multi pack. It's like ten different candies and you
Speaker 2: fill up the bowl and you don't know what they like.
Speaker 2: So you go out, you go go Chicken Tree, and
Speaker 2: you bring the ball out. You go hit pick one
Speaker 2: and they grab four. You know, now, I don't care
Speaker 2: because no one else is coming to my house. They're
Speaker 2: probably only people coming. So I go, oh, that's fine.
Speaker 2: But if you tell them to pick one, they still go,
Speaker 2: I know, this one, this one, and they fist that ship.
Speaker 2: They fisted it, They fisted it, they fisted it.
Speaker 4: No fisting.
Speaker 2: No, that's always been my motto. By the way, no fishing, fisting,
Speaker 2: no fisting. You though, all right, Oh, by the way.
Speaker 2: Speaking of costumes real quick, we were talking about the
Speaker 2: bad costumes. Do you remember do you remember the time
Speaker 2: that when we were kids, what our costumes looked like.
Speaker 2: Our costumes were not so intricate the way they are too.
Speaker 2: It was a a crappy plastic mask with a with
Speaker 2: a tight rubber band like thing that would snap on
Speaker 2: your head. Yes, And they had like a like a
Speaker 2: bib costume. It was like you'd wrap around and tie
Speaker 2: a little plastic top. It was like a smock. And
Speaker 2: there was a creepy the creepy eyeholes from the mask.
Speaker 6: Right.
Speaker 2: I found the Halloween costume and Halloween like mask. I
Speaker 2: found a picture of me and my friends all trick
Speaker 2: or treating and we look creepy as fuck. All of
Speaker 2: us had these masks on. I had he man in
Speaker 2: the Masters of the Universe. This would have g I Joe,
Speaker 2: someone had won your face and those doesn't fit right,
Speaker 2: and there's a little slip for the mouth, and then
Speaker 2: and and all you see is our real eyes creeping
Speaker 2: through these plastic ass masks.
Speaker 4: That was fucking weird.
Speaker 2: And then walking down the street because I would go
Speaker 2: like I go up and down my street and this
Speaker 2: this would be you walking down the street. You go
Speaker 2: because the plastic would make you go in the mask
Speaker 2: because you couldn't breathe. Yep, but you couldn't take your
Speaker 2: mask off because your friends were like, put your mask
Speaker 2: back on andween and I could still smell the polyurethane
Speaker 2: or whatever the hell, the viny the heart. You know
Speaker 2: you're gonna die, dude.
Speaker 4: That stuff is in my nose forever.
Speaker 2: I know still when you opened up that freaking costume,
Speaker 2: that that box, you just know that smell, it's still
Speaker 2: in my nose. That's got to be toxic. It's the worst.
Speaker 2: It's people were definitely dying from that. Costumes have come
Speaker 2: a long way. So I'll take my pajamas any day. Yeah, well,
Speaker 2: then you can have them, because you look terrible. At
Speaker 2: least you can breathe. I'm going to Memphis tomorrow, Brody,
Speaker 2: going to Memphis to do what I'll be walking in Memphis,
Speaker 2: thank you, Marcone.
Speaker 4: No, I'm visiting Saint.
Speaker 2: Jude, the Children's trip, Yeah, Children's Research Hospital. The show
Speaker 2: is sending me on my own. I'm gonna meet up
Speaker 2: with some Saints you people there, and we're gonna I'm
Speaker 2: gonna tour the campus. I'm gonna see what they you know,
Speaker 2: what happens there and all the all the magic that
Speaker 2: is great Jude and all the miracles and everything they
Speaker 2: do for society. I have to say I'm slightly jealous,
Speaker 2: and because you know, I actually had childhood cancer and
Speaker 2: it never sent me. So I'm jealous that you get
Speaker 2: to go because it's an amazing place, right that my
Speaker 2: mom always donated money to, you know, still is a
Speaker 2: place where she always donates money to. And I'm jealous.
Speaker 2: I want to hear all about it when you come back.
Speaker 2: They do amazing things there, Yeah, groundbreaking technology and advances
Speaker 2: in medicine. And that's exactly why I'm going. Just they
Speaker 2: want to show me around. So this is the this
Speaker 2: is their headquarters in h in Memphis, and then I'm
Speaker 2: gonna have I guess a night out in Memphis by myself,
Speaker 2: which I know this, I mean, forget about what to
Speaker 2: do there. I mean, we know that Elvis Presley Graceland
Speaker 2: Sun Records where he recorded his you know, have friends there.
Speaker 2: So that's good. Who have there, Ricky, She's in Nashville.
Speaker 2: Oh that's right, He's not in Memphis. Are you're screwed?
Speaker 2: I hear that Beale Street's pretty hot. Okay, Mark Ohen again,
Speaker 2: A lot's going on in Beal Street. That's what this
Speaker 2: is what the songs tell me. I don't know, yeah,
Speaker 2: right right, So you know one Mark Cohen's song about Memphis. Yeah,
Speaker 2: that's it.
Speaker 4: But you know, I'm getting on a United flight.
Speaker 2: And I don't know if you know this, but United
Speaker 2: recently changed its policy back to what it experimented with
Speaker 2: during COVID, which I thought was left in COVID times
Speaker 2: for a reason and got rid of it because it sucked.
Speaker 2: You know how they used to It always was group
Speaker 2: one and two and then three four five weeks. Your
Speaker 2: group is called stupid, worst way to board a plane, okay.
Speaker 2: And then they went to the Wilma system, the Wimmas system,
Speaker 2: I call it will Ma like Fred Flinstone, where during
Speaker 2: the pandemic it was window they bored all window seats,
Speaker 2: then the then the middle seats, and then.
Speaker 4: The aisle seats. That makes sense, all right.
Speaker 2: And then uh there were fights that broke out, so
Speaker 2: they abandoned that.
Speaker 4: They went back to their old school.
Speaker 2: Way kind of fights. You go in order, you know,
Speaker 2: we climb over people. Well, Brody, I guess you'd be
Speaker 2: happy to know that they're going back to their goddamn
Speaker 2: Wilmas system. Fantastic. No, no, yes, this way, the person
Speaker 2: in the middle isn't the back out of the aisle
Speaker 2: blocked the aisle while the window person climbs in, then
Speaker 2: everybody else has This is going to cause fights. That
Speaker 2: means whether you're in row two or twenty two or
Speaker 2: thirty two. Yeah, if I have an aisle seat, I'm fucked.
Speaker 2: Does that means everyone goes an gets on and that
Speaker 2: means everyone gets on the plane faster overall for the
Speaker 2: greater You know how many minutes you'll say, I'm faster?
Speaker 4: No, they I Actually there was a statistic.
Speaker 2: They said that the plane land, the plane loads two
Speaker 2: minutes faster on average. Two minutes takes yeah, till you
Speaker 2: can stand. If I don't have to stand in the
Speaker 2: aisle with my bag while somebody in the middle is
Speaker 2: standing so that the other window person can climb in
Speaker 2: and then put their bags up, I would rather just
Speaker 2: move and move, move, move, move. Hey, you know what,
Speaker 2: what's the fucking hurry? Sometime? Here's the problem with you,
Speaker 2: do dude? Listen, I got two words for you, like, oh,
Speaker 2: the aisle people. A fuck.
Speaker 4: No, guess what.
Speaker 2: The plane's not taken off. Till the plane takes off.
Speaker 2: It doesn't matter overhead compartments. That's the problem because they
Speaker 2: run out of space. So all the window people and
Speaker 2: all the middle seat people are gonna take all your shit.
Speaker 4: And if you're in the if you're in the aisle,
Speaker 4: you're fucked. You're always gonna have to gate check your bag.
Speaker 2: Oh no, no, because they should, because they'll be an
Speaker 2: orderly system. They should orderly make sure that you pricks
Speaker 2: in row twenty two. Don't put your fucking bags in
Speaker 2: row two or row seven. Put you because you want
Speaker 2: to give my bag when I get off, No, don't.
Speaker 2: You don't beat the system. You have to put your
Speaker 2: bag above your head or go fuck yourself. No, but
Speaker 2: and then if it fills up, you're not permission. You're
Speaker 2: not thinking this. You're not thinking this through. Because if
Speaker 2: all the window people and all the isle people go
Speaker 2: first throughout the whole plane, there's three there's three carry
Speaker 2: on you take it in each overhead.
Speaker 4: That's bulls.
Speaker 2: She's get to carry on. You can fit three carry
Speaker 2: ons in each overhead. Bit everybody brought a carry on
Speaker 2: there's no room for everybody. The only room for sixty
Speaker 2: percent in each overhead, there's only room for sixty percent
Speaker 2: of the goddamn plane. So if sixty six percent of
Speaker 2: the plane is loaded, and now the aisle, see people
Speaker 2: get to go forty o people, They get to get
Speaker 2: up and go to the bathroom anytime they want. But
Speaker 2: ile people choose to be ile people for the reason
Speaker 2: you get, Oh, you get who's calling me? Is this
Speaker 2: the United Airlines?
Speaker 11: Hello?
Speaker 2: I like to speak to somebody in customer service. I'm sorry,
Speaker 2: I'm getting get you to answer the phone, and now
Speaker 2: I'm not going to answer it. So my question is okay, Well,
Speaker 2: while other people, like on Southwest, they say that they
Speaker 2: load the plane from the back to the front, how
Speaker 2: do you feel about the to the front as long
Speaker 2: as people don't put their bags. They say that that's
Speaker 2: logical storage bins and they sit in the back. I'm
Speaker 2: fine with it. What's better the back to front method
Speaker 2: or the Wilma method. How about this? How about you
Speaker 2: do the back Wilma, then you do the middle Wilma,
Speaker 2: then you do the front Wilma. Get the best of
Speaker 2: both worlds. So you send the people in the back, windows,
Speaker 2: back first, middle back, first aisle back first, then you
Speaker 2: then you do the middle window aisle, you know, middle,
Speaker 2: middle aisle, whatever. Anyway, I would do a combination putting
Speaker 2: your ship and other people's bins. That's my fuck the
Speaker 2: bin pushing. And guess who's immune to all this me you?
Speaker 2: I don't fly that much.
Speaker 4: You at first class.
Speaker 2: I don't sit first. First class is loads normally for
Speaker 2: thanks Fergie, Fergie, Jack carlowever, whoever the woman was in
Speaker 2: the Jack Carlow song that isn't Fergie.
Speaker 4: Well anyway, that sucks. That really does suck.
Speaker 2: So to be the woman in the Jack Carlo song
Speaker 2: and not get a lot of credit, that's gotta suck.
Speaker 2: I'm just saying, I think you just do group one, two, three,
Speaker 2: four five the way it always was, same as the
Speaker 2: planes should never should never, ever, ever, ever ever go first, never,
Speaker 2: because then everyone's gonna walk through them. But the people
Speaker 2: in the plan. Here's the thing, though, the people in
Speaker 2: that front plane is the last one is off. The
Speaker 2: people the people in the front, in the middle of
Speaker 2: the plane tend to be the more frequent flyers. Those
Speaker 2: are the people that should have the trivilege and sitting there,
Speaker 2: ask in the terminal and wait, no, like you said,
Speaker 2: it's two minutes, they can sit an extra five minutes.
Speaker 2: The plane's not taking off any sooner. The overhead the
Speaker 2: plans pickets about the overhead compartment space more than anything.
Speaker 2: So so the flight attendants should stand in the aisles
Speaker 2: and say, hey, your bag doesn't go there. If I'm
Speaker 2: an person row six, if irony, if I'm a frequent
Speaker 2: flyer and I'm an aisle person in row six, I'm
Speaker 2: fucked because I gotta wait for everybody the like seventy
Speaker 2: percent of the plane to load. Guess what you get
Speaker 2: off first? It evens out. And what's better getting on
Speaker 2: first to getting off first? Getting off first, because then
Speaker 2: you get to go on your vacation getting on first.
Speaker 2: There's no benefit.
Speaker 4: The play hikes.
Speaker 2: You lose, you lose, You lose, you lose, you lose,
Speaker 2: you get nothing. You Good day, sir, Good day, sir.
Speaker 2: All right, what do you want to do? I want
Speaker 2: to do some sound and i'll rant next break. Yeah,
Speaker 2: let me look at the sound list you got, al Michaels,
Speaker 2: I sure do, okay, So like it's this a couple
Speaker 2: of weeks ago. This is when Taylor Swift showed up
Speaker 2: at the Kansas City game. It was the second time
Speaker 2: she showed up, but I think it was the first
Speaker 2: time in Kansas City. And al Michaels is trying to
Speaker 2: because you know, al Michael said, it's not about Taylor
Speaker 2: Swift's about the game. And al Michael's old school. He's
Speaker 2: like seventy five years old, eighty, he's been calling games forever.
Speaker 2: He didn't have time for Taylor Swift. However, he did
Speaker 2: manage to put a reference in, but he didn't quite
Speaker 2: want to say who she was. It wasn't confirmed they
Speaker 2: were dating, and so he's listened to him tiptoe and
Speaker 2: then finally he breaks down, and.
Speaker 12: Of course soon looking on is.
Speaker 2: He's the moment.
Speaker 11: He's good buddy, and girlfriend's.
Speaker 4: Good buddy, and girl Swift he makes the passion.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's like so there of course is uh his
Speaker 2: uh you know, his oh well, good buddy, and then
Speaker 2: he breaks down and goes his girlfriend. I guess like
Speaker 2: he was afraid to say it because it wasn't official.
Speaker 2: What he didn't want to part. That's funny, that's lame.
Speaker 2: All right, Next, rush up, all right, rush on? What
Speaker 2: rush on? Rush oh, rush. So this is a commercial
Speaker 2: for a medication, and the whole point of it is
Speaker 2: you get an injection to prevent your illness, which in
Speaker 2: this case is HIV. I'm not making fun of HIV,
Speaker 2: but he's like, you should get an injection and listen
Speaker 2: what he gets to avoid if he gets the injection. Oh,
Speaker 2: can't wait? Two injections given by my healthcare provider every
Speaker 2: other month. It's really nice not to have to rush
Speaker 2: home and take him daily HIV pill. Why do you
Speaker 2: have to rush home and take a pill? Can't you
Speaker 2: just take the pill with you? You could? Is the
Speaker 2: pill so large? It's like uh brona sauceburger from the Flintstones.
Speaker 2: It's too big for your pocket. Like that's the selling point.
Speaker 2: Get an injection so you don't have to rush home
Speaker 2: and take a pill. That's bad advertising in my opinion.
Speaker 2: All right, you have breakfast taco?
Speaker 1: Do?
Speaker 2: This is Pete Davidson. The taco bell Oh describes the
Speaker 2: three ingredients and a breakfast taco with the exact same
Speaker 2: adjectives as every other person ever describes these three adjectives.
Speaker 4: Listen, eggs, melty, cheese, savory.
Speaker 2: Sausage, fluffy, eggs, melty cheese, savory sausage. What's wrong with
Speaker 2: that is there is there nothing else you can say
Speaker 2: about eggs, sausage, and cheese. Then fluffy. Those are the
Speaker 2: sizzle words. Those are the words that get the most reaction.
Speaker 2: How about delicious eggs? No, but because you want to know,
Speaker 2: Because when I think eggs, I want to I want
Speaker 2: to think I'm floating on a pillow like a cloud.
Speaker 2: I want to fluffy. I want the first thing you want.
Speaker 2: And melty. You want your cheese to be melty melty cheese.
Speaker 2: Isn't melty that in taco bell it's all melty, it melts.
Speaker 4: These are sizzle words. You're over analyzing the situation.
Speaker 2: I just think Pete Davidson should have said, hey, can
Speaker 2: we come up with something better than savory, melty, melt
Speaker 2: and fluffy fluffy? When your breakfastation and you have your
Speaker 2: eggs made, you say I could say, you could say
Speaker 2: sizzling sausage, but then it will be like, oh my god,
Speaker 2: am I gonna burn my tongue on that. No, savory
Speaker 2: is good, I don't know, and it's it's flavorful. That's
Speaker 2: what's called a literation. A litera melty cheese is not alliteration?
Speaker 2: No savory sausage, Yeah, but fluffy eggs isn't. No savory
Speaker 2: shrimp always succulents this and this is It is called
Speaker 2: a literation the first, the first consonant over the first?
Speaker 2: Why can't my sausage be suculent? Actually secular sausage?
Speaker 4: Does your say?
Speaker 2: So many? Is your sausage? So many jokes with the
Speaker 2: succulent sausage? Hey, but why why can't my sausage be scrumptious?
Speaker 2: Stuck on my succulent sausage? What's next? It's scrumptious?
Speaker 4: Okay.
Speaker 2: Life insurance. So the wife is telling the husband or
Speaker 2: the boyfriend about this life insurance. So she tells him
Speaker 2: what it is. He repeats it back to her, and
Speaker 2: then she ex surprised. Hey, listen, mine with no complicated
Speaker 2: forms and no one exam.
Speaker 13: All they had to do was answer a few health questions. Boit,
Speaker 13: no medical exam and all online.
Speaker 6: I know, right?
Speaker 2: What is he deaf?
Speaker 7: No?
Speaker 4: But she goes, I know, right, what do you mean
Speaker 4: you just told him? You just told me that, right?
Speaker 2: I know? He repeats it, and she goes, I know right, dumb,
Speaker 2: this is dumb because for several there's several layers of idiots. Yeah,
Speaker 2: play idiot idiots.
Speaker 13: No complicated forms and no medical exam. All they had
Speaker 13: to do was answer a few health wait questions boait,
Speaker 13: no medical exam and all online.
Speaker 6: I know right.
Speaker 2: So so basically, first of all, he says, wait, yeah,
Speaker 2: he repeats her verbatim, so he heard the whole fucking
Speaker 2: thing so glaty you.
Speaker 4: Have to reconfirm it.
Speaker 2: And then she said, I know right, we go, you
Speaker 2: know you just told it. I know right. And then
Speaker 2: she tells him he's right because he repeated what she said.
Speaker 2: Someone got paid for that commercial.
Speaker 4: Awful?
Speaker 2: All right, that's a door dash cream? Oh okay, you
Speaker 2: know the Wu Tang Clan song cream? Yes? What does
Speaker 2: this cream stand for?
Speaker 11: Do you remember?
Speaker 4: With cream? But which song are we talking about? C
Speaker 4: R E A M. I'll play the clip hold on cream.
Speaker 2: The money? Okay, cash rules everything around me? Right, that's
Speaker 2: what cream stands for. Cash rules everything around me. So
Speaker 2: there's a commercial of a door dash with this man
Speaker 2: of color. I don't know who he is. I don't
Speaker 2: think anyone's famous that would be black. He's black, yeah,
Speaker 2: and he's this man of color okay, well, I don't
Speaker 2: remember off he took my head anyway. So he pulls
Speaker 2: out that they're trying to promote food at the door
Speaker 2: desk you can get groceries. So he pulls out a
Speaker 2: cream and he goes, yeah, the best cream is always
Speaker 2: in the back, and his Asian girl goes, yeah, cream
Speaker 2: cash rules everything around play the club. Oh okay, all right,
Speaker 2: you have a clip. Yeah, I got it. She's cream always.
Speaker 4: In the bank.
Speaker 14: Is cream rules everything around?
Speaker 4: Because cream rolls everything around?
Speaker 2: Look rules? Are you Elliet rules everything around? Let me
Speaker 2: try it again. The song is cream rules everything around me.
Speaker 2: That's why it spells cream. She spelled cream, Yeah, she's Yeah.
Speaker 2: They're they're being points to reference to Wu Tang clans. Well,
Speaker 2: they're banking on the fact that nobody will remember the
Speaker 2: original like me, like I didn't know that. I did
Speaker 2: never heard that great song. But let me ask you
Speaker 2: a question. Do you think she couldn't say the m
Speaker 2: because they don't have copyright infringement? If she said cash
Speaker 2: rules everything around me? If you're a Wu Tang clan fan,
Speaker 2: you know the song? Did you know what a clan fan?
Speaker 2: I'm not a clan fan from State night. To be honest,
Speaker 2: I'm from Brooklyn, remember that? All right?
Speaker 4: Look at the title of this podcast. Oh yeah, and
Speaker 4: we finally have life insurance.
Speaker 2: Did we do that? You played the life rush Home?
Speaker 2: I think we got them all.
Speaker 4: I know, yeah, I know, right, I know right rush home?
Speaker 6: Right?
Speaker 2: Well, okay, all right.
Speaker 4: I will get to quick bake A quick bake, a
Speaker 4: quick baked. I feel like I do that.
Speaker 2: I feel like I'm baked. I feel like.
Speaker 4: My voice podcast.
Speaker 2: Listen, they all can't be home runs, but I thought
Speaker 2: a couple of them wins. Just fine, it's fine, brody, ok.
Speaker 2: I have a dilemma from Facebook marketplace. So I was
Speaker 2: selling an old exercise bike of mine because I don't
Speaker 2: use it. Nobody uses it. I got it for my kids.
Speaker 2: They didn't use it, so I'm selling it. So I
Speaker 2: went on Facebook to see what other people are selling
Speaker 2: this for the same model. Yep, and this guy is
Speaker 2: one guy is selling it for ten dollars. Oh ten
Speaker 2: dollars an excellent condition, and the thing's worth like one
Speaker 2: hundred and fifty. So I read the description to see
Speaker 2: if it's damaged or broken, and he says, this was
Speaker 2: my uncle's He used it until he died, So I'm
Speaker 2: only selling it for ten dollars so that I know
Speaker 2: it'll go to somebody who'll use it and won't sell
Speaker 2: it because they're only going to pay ten dollars for it.
Speaker 2: What are your thoughts on that before I give you mine?
Speaker 4: That's a scam.
Speaker 2: It's not a scam, or it's broken. Something's wrong, though,
Speaker 2: Why would you sell it for ten dollars? Okay, I'm
Speaker 2: telling Okay. The conversation between you and me right now
Speaker 2: is the debate as to why this makes or does
Speaker 2: it make sense, not if it's a scam. Okay, he's saying.
Speaker 2: The reason I'm not asking one hundred and fifty, yeah,
Speaker 2: is I want someone who's going to buy it and
Speaker 2: own it and use it and not try to resell it.
Speaker 2: So here's my theory, since you're a little confused, it'll
Speaker 2: make more sense if you sell it for ten dollars,
Speaker 2: I'm going to buy it and resell it. If you
Speaker 2: sell it for one hundred and fifty, I'm only going
Speaker 2: to buy it if I want it. His logic, his
Speaker 2: logic is backwards backwards.
Speaker 4: So I SEEZ.
Speaker 2: My mind immediately goes to wow it there's a steal
Speaker 2: for ten dollars.
Speaker 4: I'm gonna get this.
Speaker 2: I'll buy in rece. I don't think about the second
Speaker 2: part of that, because I'm not a seister like you, Brody,
Speaker 2: So you're gonna buy it for yourself and never use it. Well,
Speaker 2: So your thought is, if I'm gonna, okay, if I'm
Speaker 2: in the mark, okay, If I'm looking on Facebook Marketplace
Speaker 2: and I'm right and I'm typing in search for a bicycle,
Speaker 2: that's because I actually want one. Why would I write
Speaker 2: bicycle and come across your post if I didn't want
Speaker 2: a bicycle, Because you might be searching for exercise equipment, right,
Speaker 2: and then exercise bike comes out ten dollars. I can
Speaker 2: get one hundred and fifty for that, So you're to
Speaker 2: have somebody. I don't think about flipping things like that.
Speaker 2: Only houses someone's gonna flip it. Are you more likely
Speaker 2: to flip it if it only costs you ten? You're
Speaker 2: I see your logic. You're you'll get seventy four. You
Speaker 2: made sixty bucks, right, I can. If somebody meet me
Speaker 2: at his house, I buy it for ten and hand
Speaker 2: it right to them for seventy. Here you go and
Speaker 2: make money, and then they can go sell it for
Speaker 2: one fifty. No one's using this guy's old man bike.
Speaker 2: King of the grapeisoda, David Brody, I understand what you're doing.
Speaker 2: You're trying to use your talk back. Does ten dollars
Speaker 2: make it more likely or less likely that someone's gonna
Speaker 2: buy it and resell it? Would you? What would you
Speaker 2: do if you saw one hundred and fifty dollars bike
Speaker 2: for ten bucks? You buy it and resell. All the
Speaker 2: opportunists like yourself are gonna obviously say they're gonna do that,
Speaker 2: but by most buy it. Most people don't want that.
Speaker 2: They don't want to go to that headache of most
Speaker 2: people in this country. You think, don't want to make
Speaker 2: one hundred and forty dollar profit to do no work
Speaker 2: other than picking it up and then reselling it. It's
Speaker 2: just my mind wouldn't go there, See how I that's
Speaker 2: why you didn't understand what you're talking about. Like, all right,
Speaker 2: buy it for ten bucks. Someone's gonna buy a ten
Speaker 2: bucks and keep it. No what you know they're gonna do.
Speaker 2: They're gonna go ten bucks even if they bring it home. Scary,
Speaker 2: they're gonna buy it a ten bucks and go I'm
Speaker 2: not gonna use an exercise bike. I only pay ten
Speaker 2: bucks for it. I'll sell it for eighty. I'll sell
Speaker 2: a seventy. Well that's a year later. But the initial intent,
Speaker 2: the initial intent will be like, I need an exercise bike,
Speaker 2: and this is a bargain. No, he's charge one hundred.
Speaker 2: Then charge one hundred for it, one hundred and twenty.
Speaker 2: So then the effort's not really there to resell it.
Speaker 2: You're like, oh, it's one hundred and twenty, I can
Speaker 2: make thirty. It's not worth the effort. But if you
Speaker 2: give me it for ten bucks, I'm selling that shit.
Speaker 4: That's you. I don't think most people mean me.
Speaker 2: I mean me like you know, I don't think most
Speaker 2: people would would think that way. Slices slices. You know,
Speaker 2: you'd buy it and listen. You might buy it and
Speaker 2: keep it, but odds are there's more people that are
Speaker 2: going to buy it and sell it.
Speaker 4: I think the opposite of that.
Speaker 2: Who's going to trouble If I have a car that's
Speaker 2: worth five thousand dollars and I say I'm gonna sell
Speaker 2: it for five hundred because I want someone to own it.
Speaker 2: I don't want them to give it away or resell it.
Speaker 2: You don't think someone's gonna come to my house buy
Speaker 2: that car of a five hundred and sell it for
Speaker 2: four grand a day later if it's worth five No,
Speaker 2: I think so somebody who honestly needs a car that
Speaker 2: can't afford one is going to be like, ooh, a
Speaker 2: bargain and keep the five hundred dollars car. I don't
Speaker 2: think people have enough time in the day. How much
Speaker 2: free time do you have? Oh, that's right, got plenty
Speaker 2: of time. Well that's you, bro, you know.
Speaker 15: You know?
Speaker 2: Okay, maybe maybe there are people, let me rephrase, maybe
Speaker 2: there are people out there that this is what they do.
Speaker 4: This is their day job.
Speaker 2: Right.
Speaker 4: They scour the internet for great deals.
Speaker 2: It's not about scouring and flipping, flipping an expensive thing
Speaker 2: for ten dollars. Look, my point is is the guys,
Speaker 2: if it's a collect if it's a color let's say
Speaker 2: it's a super Mario Brothers lamp that's been out of style,
Speaker 2: out of print for frigging right, But that's outduction for
Speaker 2: the item, out of production for years, right.
Speaker 4: And I know it's worth on the internet.
Speaker 2: I know I've seen it on email before for two
Speaker 2: hundred dollars and someone's going to offer me fifty and
Speaker 2: to sell selling you for fifty dollars, but I'm a
Speaker 2: Mario collector who's looking for that. I'm like, shit, there
Speaker 2: it is the lamp from my childhood. I'm gonna buy
Speaker 2: it and I'm gonna keep it. I'm like, yes, I
Speaker 2: got it for fifty, right. My mind doesn't go to
Speaker 2: market collector's item bike market value and exercise bike no
Speaker 2: market value, exercise bike the whole life. And I got
Speaker 2: to have that model market value of this item ten dollars,
Speaker 2: two hundred and fifty dollars. I'm going to make a
Speaker 2: profit because what do you care about more? You care
Speaker 2: about the collector looking about a collectible that was part
Speaker 2: of your childhood. You're talking about a specific item. Terrible analogy, terrible.
Speaker 2: It's the second worst analogy I've seen this week. What
Speaker 2: was the first warst? I'm in a Jets fan group
Speaker 2: on Facebook and a guy no, And a guy said,
Speaker 2: rooting against Zach Wilson, the Jets quarterback, is like rooting
Speaker 2: because he's on your quarterback for your team is the
Speaker 2: same as rooting for your pilot to fail on a plane.
Speaker 2: You're rooting against your best interest. And and my point
Speaker 2: was to that guy was, if you root against the pilot,
Speaker 2: your plane's gonna hit a mountain and everyone on the
Speaker 2: plane's gonna die. If you root against a quarterback, your
Speaker 2: team's gonna get a better draft pick.
Speaker 4: You don't play for the team.
Speaker 6: You don't.
Speaker 2: You don't, you don't win or lose with the team,
Speaker 2: and you watch a team. You have no vested interest
Speaker 2: in a football team, except you like watching their uniforms
Speaker 2: run around the field. Yeah, that was my analogy. Is
Speaker 2: not nearly as bad. My analogy makes sense. That's why
Speaker 2: yours the second worst, No, second worst, Mario lamp right below.
Speaker 2: Rooting for a quarterback is the same as exercise bike.
Speaker 4: Exercise bike.
Speaker 2: So you need it. You need to work out, you
Speaker 2: need to lose weight. You're in the market for one.
Speaker 2: I find it for ten dollars score. I got a
Speaker 2: deal and I have a story for profit ten dollars score.
Speaker 2: But nobody's not a lot of people think that way.
Speaker 2: I did you live in America? You live in Have
Speaker 2: you walked around the streets, dude, we're already met Americans. Okay,
Speaker 2: we're capitalists at heart. I get it, Yes, we are.
Speaker 2: As a by I'm a very big capital raise the
Speaker 2: capitalist flag and wave it from my fucking roof. By
Speaker 2: how much did you pay for that flag? Not as
Speaker 2: much as they paid for this electronic equipment, that's right.
Speaker 2: So what if I had a microphone for your your
Speaker 2: home system? Yeah? Right, but you already have a microphone. Yes,
Speaker 2: and you can get another one for ten bucks and
Speaker 2: it's worth two hundred and eighty. Would you buy it
Speaker 2: and keep it? Yes, buy it and sell it. You'd
Speaker 2: sell it. You don't need it. I would not sell it.
Speaker 3: You would.
Speaker 2: You'd buy them ten thousand, just keep it as a backup.
Speaker 2: And yeah, and your girlfriend says to you, you know,
Speaker 2: we could go to a really nice dinner for that
Speaker 2: much money. We can go to two dinners for that
Speaker 2: much money. You should sell the microphone. I guess I'm
Speaker 2: not that much of an entrepreneur. I'm not that much
Speaker 2: of an opportunist. I don't know. That's not me. That's
Speaker 2: not the way, that's not the way I'm built. Oh okay,
Speaker 2: how about this. How about you buy the microphone for
Speaker 2: ten dollars and the guy who's the owner of your
Speaker 2: favorite restaurant wants to start a podcast. He says, scary.
Speaker 2: You give me that microphone. I'll give you a three
Speaker 2: hundred dollars Meal will make anything you would. Robin want
Speaker 2: just treat give me a microphone. You say, no, I'm
Speaker 2: gonna give you three hundred dollars. He goes, no, just
Speaker 2: give you a microphone. Let me pay ten bucks for it.
Speaker 2: What'd you do? I don't know you'd be give him
Speaker 2: the microphone? No, I wouldn't you liar, you're smiling, you're lying.
Speaker 2: Some of them hit something Scary and Rody. Hey, listen,
Speaker 2: we have some talkbacks. Uh, so you want to go
Speaker 2: through some of these. Yeah, let's go through that. Yeah,
Speaker 2: and remember your talkbacks for next week. Your assignment. What
Speaker 2: were the two assignments? One was the ten dollar thing
Speaker 2: and there was another another assign I remember it was
Speaker 2: you guys. Remember you just listened.
Speaker 16: Hey, Rody and Scary Scary Rody. This is Lisa from
Speaker 16: the real Upstate New York calling it my episode two
Speaker 16: seventy three. And Scary's googling over Olivia Rodrigo as a
Speaker 16: mature woman.
Speaker 11: You know what that means?
Speaker 16: We don't get so lately sexual owner googling, we might
Speaker 16: say what I wouldn't give to.
Speaker 11: Be thirty years younger.
Speaker 2: She's right, so a woman the words a woman would say, God,
Speaker 2: I wish I was younger so I could date that guy.
Speaker 2: But they don't say I would like to date him
Speaker 2: now at my current age. That's her opinion. That doesn't
Speaker 2: speak for all women. But that's it. That's an angle.
Speaker 9: Oh I think I'm being recorded again. I don't know.
Speaker 7: M again from NJ Facebook marketplace sucks. I placed an
Speaker 7: AD for a friend and they wanted a code to
Speaker 7: make sure I'm real.
Speaker 9: They're not real.
Speaker 2: Never give the code marketplace. The code is a scam.
Speaker 9: Thank you you guys, cracked me up.
Speaker 2: Never give the code. The code is a scam. Don't
Speaker 2: do that. What do you mean? She can't hear you,
Speaker 2: by the ways. You don't give the code. They'll hear
Speaker 2: me when she us this. What code? What's the code?
Speaker 11: You know?
Speaker 2: They text you a code. Don't you give the code back?
Speaker 2: Don't give out your information. Don't get the code?
Speaker 4: What code?
Speaker 2: I don't?
Speaker 3: What do you mean?
Speaker 4: Explain it?
Speaker 2: Scam or sends you a code, either in an email
Speaker 2: or a text message. They want a code to verify
Speaker 2: that you're legit, but then they have your information once
Speaker 2: you get the code, don't do the code. Sang a scam,
Speaker 2: So don't respond to the code. Yeah, if they say
Speaker 2: I want to give you a code, no, don't give
Speaker 2: him a code. Don't tell them your code. Don't know codes? Okay,
Speaker 2: no codes?
Speaker 4: Thanks?
Speaker 11: Okay.
Speaker 9: This is MJ from NJ again, just to make a comment.
Speaker 7: I missed mon Veldez on the talkbacks.
Speaker 9: I don't know what happened.
Speaker 7: I know people are also pretending to him and that
Speaker 7: guy that's on the tractor trail or whatever the hell
Speaker 7: he's on, some kind of southern guy.
Speaker 9: Oh, I can't, I can't. I couldn't stop laughing. Oh
Speaker 9: my god.
Speaker 7: And also the lady about the dand that wanted in
Speaker 7: Facebook or something.
Speaker 9: I couldn't stop laughing. Thank you guys.
Speaker 2: All right, you got it.
Speaker 17: Brogland boys, you boy DJ here from South Jersey and
Speaker 17: it's always birdy and scary, Ain't that right?
Speaker 9: Now?
Speaker 17: Does I just got to quickly say that I think
Speaker 17: we heard in the last episode that's Scary actually started
Speaker 17: doing his laundry because.
Speaker 11: Of the rain.
Speaker 17: Does that mean you had to empty out your washer
Speaker 17: and dryer to do so or did you go somewhere
Speaker 17: and do it we all need to know.
Speaker 2: Wow, what did you watch your clothes? But still it
Speaker 2: keeping track? No, I actually emptied it out, did some
Speaker 2: did a load, if you know what I'm saying, and
Speaker 2: then uh I went back and put all the crap
Speaker 2: back in. Yeah, put it back in. Nice.
Speaker 9: Okay. This is MJ from again, just to make a comment.
Speaker 9: I missed one.
Speaker 17: We did that right, lucom boys. This is DJ from
Speaker 17: South Jersey again, and it's always brilliant scary. This is
Speaker 17: in reference to episode two sixty six. It's like kind
Speaker 17: of way back, but I must have never listened to it,
Speaker 17: but in reference to scary talking about bathroom etiquette with urinals.
Speaker 17: Totally with you, bro, Like everybody's known since at least
Speaker 17: middle school that you never go to the mail urinal.
Speaker 9: No, what you doing guy?
Speaker 2: Exactly?
Speaker 17: DJ again, I didn't finish my thought.
Speaker 11: Okay, but yeah, obviously.
Speaker 17: Man Early Arnold never cool dude. About the candy that
Speaker 17: the guy is offering kind of sketchy. I mean like, yeah,
Speaker 17: it might be in like a rapper or something, but
Speaker 17: you could run the risk of like bathroom candy charticle
Speaker 17: matter like on the wrapper.
Speaker 2: And the like. Yeah, I said that many episodes ago. Like, yeah,
Speaker 2: I would probably have to pass pass on the bathroom candy,
Speaker 2: no hard mint.
Speaker 12: Hey, Brody, Scary Trevor from Austin, Texas. Here, Scary. I
Speaker 12: just wanted to reference something on the last callbacks. You
Speaker 12: mentioned to somebody that you don't go to water parks
Speaker 12: because you don't have many kids. But I was thinking,
Speaker 12: you know, if you could hook up a date with
Speaker 12: Olivia Rodrigo, then I think she would love to go.
Speaker 2: That's why she counts as a kid. Hey, there are fellas.
Speaker 6: This is Gil here from PA. You know, I don't
Speaker 6: find anything wrong with Scary Heaven and crush on.
Speaker 11: That little Phyllis.
Speaker 12: And Tagger.
Speaker 6: They hook up with young kicks all the town. Nobody
Speaker 6: gives him any crap over that. But I'll tell you what,
Speaker 6: your girl, Robin might have a problem with that. Way
Speaker 6: you mine end up trying. It's your only over again.
Speaker 6: Be careful there, mama.
Speaker 2: You okay? One kid? That guy won Valdezos and call
Speaker 2: him for the food times.
Speaker 11: Hey, there, it's me.
Speaker 18: You know, I'm sorry, but I just had to come
Speaker 18: and back on here and say something.
Speaker 6: I know.
Speaker 18: I wish everybody would just leave wound bowl as alone.
Speaker 18: He's a good guy. He's got a right to come
Speaker 18: on here and say whatever he's got to say. He's
Speaker 18: one of the original commenters on this program ever since
Speaker 18: I can remember.
Speaker 6: We'll just give him a break, man, come on and
Speaker 6: even leaveing the dickelone.
Speaker 18: He's a good guy too.
Speaker 11: He's just a dick.
Speaker 17: He's just a dick, scary just for the besters. Fifty
Speaker 17: three year old mother from Ohio.
Speaker 7: And guess what, and I think David Pisoner is the
Speaker 7: animal flies for life, so go figure.
Speaker 2: Okay, I don't know what the hell's going on there.
Speaker 2: So she's got a steam leg or she just popped
Speaker 2: the balloon and it's leaking. She said, she's fifty two
Speaker 2: years old from Ohio and she knows who David Kushner is.
Speaker 4: Bravo to you. Okay, we got one finally.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Okay, Good.
Speaker 11: Morning, Brooklyn boys, or good evening. This is Nick.
Speaker 19: Yeah.
Speaker 20: I know a lot of people on a curse of meat.
Speaker 20: Go ahead, wish your health on some bullshit. You will
Speaker 20: never even fucking see me. I mean, I love y'all. Anyways,
Speaker 20: So the whole Paramormal Activity episode, you know, Brody, don't
Speaker 20: pooh pooh on Scary's adventures.
Speaker 4: Thank you.
Speaker 20: You sit in your mansion and ship and hay that
Speaker 20: Scary flies and travels somewhere and whatnot.
Speaker 2: Continued.
Speaker 20: Wait it's part two by Nick. Yeah, brody, I get it.
Speaker 20: I totally get it.
Speaker 1: Dude.
Speaker 11: You will never go on a ghost store and whatnot.
Speaker 11: But don't just listen. Let the man have fun.
Speaker 2: Thank you.
Speaker 20: Yeah, he bought a fifty dollars ticket or seven dollar
Speaker 20: ticket or whatever because he earned a ticket.
Speaker 11: He works his assole.
Speaker 2: Thank you, got way.
Speaker 20: Well, watching is a real fucking thing. I live in
Speaker 20: Washington State and it's real.
Speaker 4: I like this guy.
Speaker 2: He's he's watching Washington State.
Speaker 4: That was great.
Speaker 20: I like, Nick, we'll be covering your whale watching comment.
Speaker 20: So if you ever will come to Washington State, particularly
Speaker 20: western Washington, you are guaranteed to see wales. And if
Speaker 20: you will not see the whales, the company will actually
Speaker 20: give you a credit so you can come back tomorrow
Speaker 20: or another day and go for free. They're not gonna
Speaker 20: charge you twice. And also shout out to missus Scarry
Speaker 20: for standing his ground and not going to the stupid
Speaker 20: way lady.
Speaker 2: Thank you all. I gotta address what Nick said. I
Speaker 2: don't remember saying that well watching was a problem because
Speaker 2: I went well watching. I talked about how my captain
Speaker 2: knew where they were and when they came right up
Speaker 2: to the ship. We had a great time well watching
Speaker 2: in Seattle in Alaska, sorry not Seattle. We left from Seattle.
Speaker 2: But here's the thing about the guarantee. First of all,
Speaker 2: you can't guarantee he'll see whales. But if I don't,
Speaker 2: you'll take me tomorrow. That's not a guarantee, that's a warranty.
Speaker 2: If you guarantee, then we're staying out there until I
Speaker 2: see my whales. If you can't say, you will guarantee,
Speaker 2: but you might not. Second of all, odds are I'm
Speaker 2: getting back on the cruise ship and I can't come
Speaker 2: back the next day. I don't have time for that.
Speaker 2: So that's a great guarantee. Oh yeah, if you come
Speaker 2: back to the moon tomorrow, well you'll see aliens. I'm
Speaker 2: sorry you didn't see him today. No, he's not a garrier.
Speaker 3: Those ghost house is as real as you believe.
Speaker 2: Thank you.
Speaker 3: And your friend with her heart racing, that mean she
Speaker 3: was fucking scared.
Speaker 5: When you're scaredy heart, remember that scary.
Speaker 3: I went broader man, that shit is bullshit. No, I
Speaker 3: don't believe that. Show Me and carresta be cut.
Speaker 2: We're talking about hopefully listen to order and you're getting
Speaker 2: all these inside jokes here, these references. But I went
Speaker 2: to a wanted house and and they told the ghost
Speaker 2: story and it was real and things real, things happening.
Speaker 2: This is real. The story wasn't real. The story was real.
Speaker 2: The thing walks around the hallway in the red light.
Speaker 2: It's haunted house in all of in all of where
Speaker 2: did I go? That's a.
Speaker 15: Hey, Brooklyn Boys, This is Brandon from Atlanta listening to
Speaker 15: the Scary And you joke about doing a video podcast,
Speaker 15: and I usually signed with you, Brody, but I think
Speaker 15: it'd be cool if you guys went to like like
Speaker 15: a video format, maybe uploaded them to YouTube or something. Yes,
Speaker 15: I don't listen to the podcast when I'm in my car,
Speaker 15: but I'll watch YouTube like all the time on my computer.
Speaker 15: So I think it'd be cool to have like a
Speaker 15: video format toe you guys on on there. I definitely
Speaker 15: listened to you, and I think it'd be cool to
Speaker 15: and maybe your audience.
Speaker 4: On Brooklyn Boys Live.
Speaker 2: We could do Brooklyn Boys Live on video and that
Speaker 2: we could be like taping a live podcast. We could
Speaker 2: figure that out. Or his thought, next call, you're such
Speaker 2: a fun sucker. You're a fun sucker, David Brody, are
Speaker 2: you saying? I asked my own f. Yes, you're a
Speaker 2: fun sucker.
Speaker 21: So I sked my own f Some boys, it's t White,
Speaker 21: the owner of Scary's one point seven four million dollar
Speaker 21: recording equipment, had to jump over to the iHeartRadio app
Speaker 21: just to say how hilarious it is that Scary referred
Speaker 21: to Olivia Rodrigo as relatable.
Speaker 2: How is she relatable to you?
Speaker 21: Bro She can't even get bottle service with the sparkler
Speaker 21: at the club.
Speaker 4: That's right, she's on the rage by. He raises a
Speaker 4: fair point.
Speaker 2: By the way, thank you for taking my one point
Speaker 2: five to seven jigawatt equipment off of my hands. He
Speaker 2: bought my original road cast to pro the one we
Speaker 2: used to did. We did the first one hundred and
Speaker 2: fifty episodes on so yeah, there you go. There you go.
Speaker 2: He wasn't using it there because the quality was not
Speaker 2: at the park. I was hoping that you would leave
Speaker 2: the talk back through the microphone that you were on
Speaker 2: through the road caster show everybody how cool that was? Anyway?
Speaker 2: All right? The fuck was that?
Speaker 11: Hey, guys, Lice for life.
Speaker 14: Garn here from Harrisburg, PA. Everybody's still talking about this
Speaker 14: whole dollar six thing, and I don't think anybody has said.
Speaker 14: Everybody's saying, yeah, it's just a dollar six, Brody. Come on,
Speaker 14: but if you see a dollar laying on the sidewalk,
Speaker 14: are you going to walk past it?
Speaker 11: Or are you going to pick it up?
Speaker 3: That's what I thought.
Speaker 2: I'm picking up the six cents too, No, but the
Speaker 2: dollar six is in a different format. If I had
Speaker 2: a dollar six, I'm almost all the way there. I'm
Speaker 2: a tenth the way that to buy an ext size bike.
Speaker 9: Hi, guys, emilin in Connecticut here.
Speaker 10: I don't think there's a right answer to the conundrum
Speaker 10: Brody has with the French speaker on Facebook. I think
Speaker 10: whoever wants it more is going to adjust. Already want
Speaker 10: to make the sale really bad? He'll translate, And does
Speaker 10: a guy really want to buy it really bad?
Speaker 2: He'll translate, Yeah, See, I really wanted to sell it.
Speaker 2: But I'm also arrogant and an ego maniac when it
Speaker 2: comes to these things, and I was not going to
Speaker 2: lose to him, So I lost the sale, but I
Speaker 2: saw that somebody else, So yeah, so Blue.
Speaker 22: Hi, Bridie and Scary. It's Michelle from Virginia. I'm about
Speaker 22: an hour away from Big herm. I live in Williamsburg, Virginia.
Speaker 22: I'm calling about the wedding insight, Scary. Did you ever
Speaker 22: start to think that you didn't get a plus one
Speaker 22: for Robin because they really didn't want you to come?
Speaker 22: Because that's kind of what.
Speaker 9: It seems like to me.
Speaker 11: Keep up the great work.
Speaker 9: I'm a slice for a life.
Speaker 22: Thanks Roy.
Speaker 2: That means you're right, Scary. That means that means you
Speaker 2: shouldn't go without a date. She's sort of agreeing with you.
Speaker 2: She's saying it. She's saying she's saying that they didn't
Speaker 2: want me there in the first place. Hmmm, I'm gonna
Speaker 2: go with no on that only because I these people, well,
Speaker 2: well that's your theory. Well yeah, and then never did
Speaker 2: anything and they know that I come correct with a
Speaker 2: big gift, So why wouldn't they want me there? If anything,
Speaker 2: I would read out the Brodi's in the room. I
Speaker 2: give a nice gift and I don't wait until I
Speaker 2: get there to write the check.
Speaker 3: Slice from Newton.
Speaker 1: I was gonna leave a talk back when I heard
Speaker 1: about Elvis bringing up the dollar six on Brooklyn Boys
Speaker 1: episode two seventy one, but Scary.
Speaker 3: Already brought it up all right.
Speaker 11: Just sending out my up to you guys.
Speaker 2: Guy, I love you too.
Speaker 4: Feel free to check in blom Boys.
Speaker 2: Is his name?
Speaker 11: The one and only eight?
Speaker 23: Uh?
Speaker 24: This is regarding episode two seventy four. I didn't listening yet,
Speaker 24: but Scary Jones, for the love of God, my man,
Speaker 24: I'm not small person either. Please don't do inflatable costumes,
Speaker 24: even if Roby really wants it, or it's kind of
Speaker 24: like a matching game or whatnot.
Speaker 11: Whatever the case is, don't do it, bro, Just don't
Speaker 11: do it. Do anything else.
Speaker 2: Well, it wasn't inflatable. I was the inflatable wacky. It
Speaker 2: was more like pajama material. But it was the wacky, waving,
Speaker 2: inflatable arm flailing tube. Man, I was imitating an inflatable costume. Yeah,
Speaker 2: and the actual inflatable one is skinny. When you see
Speaker 2: a car dealership, they're tall and skinny. What he's saying
Speaker 2: is fourth quarter skier. He shouldn't wear an inflatable like
Speaker 2: a big like assume or he think.
Speaker 4: It's not sexy.
Speaker 2: He's looking for something more manly, you know, or so
Speaker 2: he's saying because he said, I'm a big man, meaning
Speaker 2: don't wear a big costume if you're already not a
Speaker 2: thin you know, bony purse.
Speaker 4: Should I have been a sumo wrestler, then.
Speaker 2: No, he's saying, don't do don't do that, don't do
Speaker 2: wear puffy costumes because you're already puffy. Well it makes
Speaker 2: me look.
Speaker 4: Better, I think about. It's a reverse psychology. I disagree
Speaker 4: with that.
Speaker 3: Mm okay.
Speaker 24: Four, So once again, don't do this whole inflail constant okay.
Speaker 24: And it's not because your third core scary there, you're
Speaker 24: not doing your doctor fact still jan every whatever. Just
Speaker 24: like us, you know, people who are not small or
Speaker 24: super ten or super athletic. We have our limits and
Speaker 24: we gotta take advantage of our customers.
Speaker 11: Be a fucking Dracula some ship.
Speaker 1: Come on.
Speaker 2: I saw Guy Fiertti and I wanted to be Guy Fiertti.
Speaker 2: I could pull that, I could rock down. I'm starting
Speaker 2: I'm starting to agree with you scary. If you know,
Speaker 2: if you account Facula, then it's gonna be like oh,
Speaker 2: ok he's a fat vampire, not you. But like this
Speaker 2: guy is saying, fat people shouldn't be dry, they should
Speaker 2: be Dracula. But then you're gonna obviously be a bigger Dracula.
Speaker 2: But if you play Assumu, you're gonna look small over cost.
Speaker 4: That's what I was saying.
Speaker 2: Nobody's my logic. I see your side now, yeah, I.
Speaker 1: See no scary scary back off. This is an English
Speaker 1: speaking country. I had to learn English when I came
Speaker 1: to this country, so should everybody else. If you're gonna
Speaker 1: reply to an English is speaking post, speak English, initiate English. Okay,
Speaker 1: all right, you're going there. No, Brodie, you need to
Speaker 1: speak English to you? What is translating or is trying?
Speaker 1: You need to speak English. I think you learn all.
Speaker 4: Right, Okay, all right, I'm no dainty baby.
Speaker 20: We disagree, but okay, Brooklyn boys, this is Nag, your
Speaker 20: biggest fan and previously resident of Bensonhurst.
Speaker 3: Brooklyn.
Speaker 20: Listen, I'm on your side, scary girls on you're my boy.
Speaker 11: I like to hack down. Okay, you did the right
Speaker 11: thing by not going to that crappy wedding.
Speaker 2: Thank you.
Speaker 20: I don't care how many fucking levels of let how
Speaker 20: many floors of the cake they're gonna have there.
Speaker 11: Okay, thank you, m part two.
Speaker 20: I don't give a ship about what kind of chuckle
Speaker 20: of power they're gonna have or a fucking.
Speaker 11: Alright giant cake you make banda I'm wedding bro.
Speaker 20: Yeah, they're not your real truth friend right. Yeah, I
Speaker 20: know you already heard that. Just wanted to Rea and
Speaker 20: also Olivia Rodrigo. Yeah, she's pretty young man. You gotta
Speaker 20: be careful about those things because we'll live in a
Speaker 20: we really strange society.
Speaker 11: Wait for part three. Don't hang out?
Speaker 2: Oh my guys, how you doing?
Speaker 6: Oh?
Speaker 2: This guy jumped in the middle of it.
Speaker 6: Hold on your side with that ole Olivia rod Brigwols
Speaker 6: thing for a while now that I saw that Apple
Speaker 6: commercial you've been talking about. Even though she's twenty, she
Speaker 6: looks more like she's fifteen or sixteen. Oh, you are
Speaker 6: one sick puppy out tell you what. I'm starting to
Speaker 6: see a pattern form in here. Episode number thirty seven
Speaker 6: comes back to mind. If you were hearing Texas with
Speaker 6: string up my dozen horsewhip you the other cows came home.
Speaker 2: Did you just jump in the middle of the other
Speaker 2: guy before you play the next call. Nick from benson
Speaker 2: Hurst says, I'll be right back with Pat three to
Speaker 2: talk about Olivia Rodgers in the Southern I could cap it.
Speaker 2: But is Nick the trucker now?
Speaker 4: Now they're different people. No, well that's different than that ference.
Speaker 3: Nick, Yes, five three, it is okay.
Speaker 25: Listen, Uh we we strive to have gender uh equality, YadA, YadA. Great,
Speaker 25: but there are things that people are still a like
Speaker 25: fucking conservative as fuck. So yeah, you saying that you
Speaker 25: are half crushed on a twenty year old chick and
Speaker 25: you are almost fifty.
Speaker 11: Sorry, my man, you are almost fifty. That's fine, that's fine,
Speaker 11: live your best life.
Speaker 2: But yeah, you gotta be a little bit CAUs you've
Speaker 2: raised your thank you, You've you've made your point. Nick,
Speaker 2: appreciate you. What does be cautious mean? Don't let the
Speaker 2: cops find out? What does that mean? Becauseous, no, just
Speaker 2: think about you're in a state that allows that ship.
Speaker 4: Think before you feel.
Speaker 3: You know, the re station gear scary, scary.
Speaker 19: I'm sorry, but you're wrong. Regarding the French guy on
Speaker 19: Facebook marketplace, this English speaking country should make every attempt
Speaker 19: to translate the English or speak English. We shouldn't have
Speaker 19: to downgrade. I mean, feel free to talk whatever language
Speaker 19: you want, but you should make a.
Speaker 2: How is it a downgrade if you're talking another language?
Speaker 14: No?
Speaker 1: No, not.
Speaker 2: In other words, don't accept that he's not speaking English.
Speaker 2: Don't don't lower your standards. Is what he's saying, So
Speaker 2: what I'm saying. But anyway, also scary.
Speaker 19: Not all customers are right. Some are just assholes, so
Speaker 19: cold putting this in people's heads. That is why we
Speaker 19: have so many characters in this world that think that
Speaker 19: they are privileged. If Brodie wants to bitch and complain,
Speaker 19: let him. It's his dollar six Ah.
Speaker 2: Thank you, all right, fair enough?
Speaker 4: He the customer's not always right according to that one.
Speaker 2: All right, Oh my god, I was. We got to
Speaker 2: get through these.
Speaker 19: Also, Brody does not have to sell to the French guy.
Speaker 19: I'm sure a lot of other customers that will gladly
Speaker 19: ask him in the English fair enough if the item
Speaker 19: is still available, You're right, okay, okay, Jersey.
Speaker 8: In regards to episode two seventy three, Scary, you talked
Speaker 8: about having a crush on Olivia Rodrigo.
Speaker 9: I can relate.
Speaker 8: I'm fifty six and in love with a twenty six
Speaker 8: year old who I think is incredibly hot, and most
Speaker 8: of my camera roll is pictured at him. But I
Speaker 8: think it's just enjoying the eye candy, you.
Speaker 4: Know, all right, she continues, I'm in your corner on this.
Speaker 8: Yep, that woman Renee talked about how she is fifty
Speaker 8: six and thought it was creepy and she didn't know
Speaker 8: any woman who did that. Well, guess what, there are
Speaker 8: women like that, And I don't think it's creepy at all.
Speaker 8: If a twenty year old guy hit on me, I'd
Speaker 8: be flattered, just saying, you can fantasize all you want, scary,
Speaker 8: there's nothing wrong with that. I'm sure there are many
Speaker 8: people like us. I'm with you on this, but some
Speaker 8: things are better left unsaid sometimes. And get this, scary,
Speaker 8: he's a paranormal investigator. Go figure right, love you guys play.
Speaker 4: For life, all right?
Speaker 2: There you go. Somethings all better left on said, But
Speaker 2: then we'd have a boring podcast if I did. She's
Speaker 2: investigating investigator exactly.
Speaker 26: Oh Andrew from upstate New York. You know the guy
Speaker 26: that told Juan Valdez, fuck you. I just wanted to
Speaker 26: say that episode through seventy three wasn't my favorite okay
Speaker 26: is one of more disappointing episodes. Fair enough, but anyways,
Speaker 26: the best part about it was Valdez didn't speak on it.
Speaker 26: So I'm glad that we could have the Brooklyn Boys
Speaker 26: back without featuring Juan Valdez. So hopefully that continues.
Speaker 11: Brody Chris Stefano has a podcast with Salvacano. It's called
Speaker 11: Hey Babe.
Speaker 3: Yep, don't you said don't tweet me? You didn't say
Speaker 3: don't talk me?
Speaker 5: Damn Brooklyn Boys were solid, man. I noticed that none
Speaker 5: of my two country first talk backs were played? Which
Speaker 5: one which one of you guys are filter in the
Speaker 5: top backs?
Speaker 2: It's not just what not.
Speaker 3: Some of them come up as I love you guys.
Speaker 4: Some of them come up as error messages.
Speaker 27: Yes always, it's alive here, I love you. On first
Speaker 27: time leaving a comment, I'm not. I don't really have
Speaker 27: a social media presence. That's why I really haven't never
Speaker 27: seen me. But I just have to comment on your
Speaker 27: guys's bands or commentary on people when they're leaving talkbacks.
Speaker 27: It kills me every time. It's so freaking funny.
Speaker 2: I love it.
Speaker 27: Give up the good work Slice for.
Speaker 4: Life, all right, thanks for that.
Speaker 2: If if you love commentary on talkbacks, then you'll love this, guys,
Speaker 2: is not a word. There's my commentary.
Speaker 28: Guys, Brody, Scary, Scary Brody, Heather Comra Connory Heather Hear
Speaker 28: from South Slanfield and Jersey. I just want to say
Speaker 28: how much I freaking love you, guys, and I'm finally
Speaker 28: caught up on all the podcasts.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's just.
Speaker 28: Want to give you a major shout out in props
Speaker 28: because you have helped me get free dessert so many times.
Speaker 9: I can't tell you how much I've impressed my husband
Speaker 9: with this, and I say David Brody taught.
Speaker 28: Me this because even is not Thanks guys, love you
Speaker 28: so much.
Speaker 9: Slice for Life.
Speaker 2: Whoa, hey, we know we still have an email Brooklyn
Speaker 2: Boys Podcast at gmail dot com. Send me your free
Speaker 2: dessert stories. I'd love to read them. The Brooklyn Boys
Speaker 2: Podcast at gmail dot com.
Speaker 9: That's why Scary Brody, Brody Scary.
Speaker 29: I believe it was one eighty three or one eighty four,
Speaker 29: or you guys had a different intro song. When is
Speaker 29: that going to come back or all that or just bullshit?
Speaker 29: Since somebody Scary doesn't want to be recording episodes before
Speaker 29: it goes.
Speaker 9: On VAK would ever come back or again? Bullshit or not?
Speaker 4: This guy's taking advantage of legalized weed.
Speaker 2: I have no talking about the boys back in town
Speaker 2: that we play sometimes. Yeah we play that, all right,
Speaker 2: but we still play it.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Oh maybe it was the wop one. It was the
Speaker 2: Cardi B one? Which one was that we did? We
Speaker 2: did a Cardi b intro? All right, we did. Here's
Speaker 2: our last one.
Speaker 3: Hey, what's going on?
Speaker 23: Brooklyn boys? Michael from Dayton or Miamisburg either way. This
Speaker 23: is in reference to two seventy four. I believe you
Speaker 23: guys are talking about math and equations of what you need.
Speaker 23: I agree with Scary on this one, which is a rarity,
Speaker 23: But after geometry, I don't see a point, even though
Speaker 23: he was stopping at geometry. I'm a carpenter and a homebuilder,
Speaker 23: so I use geometry a lot.
Speaker 3: But anything past that, I think it is a waste.
Speaker 2: Waste of time. Thank you so much.
Speaker 4: All right, we appreciate it, all right.
Speaker 2: I liked this episode, Brody, very nice. I hope it's
Speaker 2: better than two seventy three, which is the ghost episode.
Speaker 2: I feel fulfilled? Do you feel fulfilled? You're gonna go back?
Speaker 4: And analyze what was wrong with that podcast. That guy
Speaker 4: gave you a complex, didn't he talking about ghost all
Speaker 4: time again?
Speaker 2: BROCLYD Bye Brocly Broly No boys, not brocly