WEBVTT - #275: Corn? When Did I Talk About Corn? 0:00:00.800 --> 0:00:07.360 Start Up, dot Up, start Up, Brooklyn Boys, start Up, 0:00:07.520 --> 0:00:09.319 Brooklyn Buys. 0:00:09.119 --> 0:00:10.520 Start up Up, dot Up. 0:00:10.640 --> 0:00:13.880 They making noise dot up, start. 0:00:13.640 --> 0:00:17.480 Up up, dad us dot Up Episode two seventy five 0:00:17.720 --> 0:00:21.919 of the Brooklyn Boys podcast. Hello David Brody, Hello Scary Jones. 0:00:21.920 --> 0:00:24.319 Two hundred and seventy five. That's a big number. I 0:00:24.360 --> 0:00:28.720 guess it's a tremendous number. Play that number, two seventy five. 0:00:29.040 --> 0:00:32.600 Has anyone ever played the episode that we were up 0:00:32.680 --> 0:00:35.360 to that day in the lotto? And did we joke 0:00:35.400 --> 0:00:37.440 about it? We did, as ever said they played it 0:00:37.479 --> 0:00:39.280 in one How crazy. 0:00:39.040 --> 0:00:39.479 Would it be? 0:00:39.560 --> 0:00:42.159 We should look at all of the state's lottos all 0:00:42.200 --> 0:00:46.279 around the country and see which lottery maybe even come 0:00:46.320 --> 0:00:49.559 close to seventy five. Well, it's there's one hundred. I 0:00:49.560 --> 0:00:52.760 mean it's a lot. Yeah, it's a lot. Yeah, yeah, yeah, alright, anyway, 0:00:52.840 --> 0:00:55.320 every town's gotta you know, we're good to good luck 0:00:55.360 --> 0:00:58.000 if again we at ten percent, yeah yeah yeah, give 0:00:58.080 --> 0:01:00.320 us a give us our money. Hey, I want to 0:01:00.320 --> 0:01:03.279 send an early shout out to uh a slice uh huh. 0:01:03.680 --> 0:01:05.720 So you know, I sell stuff on Facebook and I 0:01:05.800 --> 0:01:07.920 have some Facebook stories which I'll give you later. And 0:01:07.959 --> 0:01:09.759 by the way, I'd like to apologize to you, scary 0:01:09.760 --> 0:01:12.160 before I forget that I'm like an hour and twenty 0:01:12.160 --> 0:01:13.000 minutes late to do this. 0:01:13.160 --> 0:01:14.039 Yeah, what's up with that? 0:01:14.600 --> 0:01:17.560 You have me sitting here just pulling my pod for 0:01:17.600 --> 0:01:19.240 an hour and a half and I can see you 0:01:19.240 --> 0:01:21.080 weren't fixing the pile of papers on your table in 0:01:21.120 --> 0:01:24.360 that time. No not. Then have you turned on the 0:01:24.360 --> 0:01:26.360 camera an hour and a half ago, you'd have seen 0:01:26.360 --> 0:01:33.080 me pulling my pod. Oh boy, I'm kidding. So something happened. 0:01:33.080 --> 0:01:37.039 I went for a minor medical thing. I'll explain later, 0:01:37.240 --> 0:01:38.760 but it went off the rails and I'm gonna some 0:01:38.800 --> 0:01:41.800 of the stuff I'm gonna tell you about. That's right, 0:01:41.880 --> 0:01:48.560 Yeah then then then okay, anyway, so I'm gonna tell 0:01:48.560 --> 0:01:50.120 you the story like you're embellishing that. 0:01:50.440 --> 0:01:51.960 Nope, Nope. 0:01:52.280 --> 0:01:54.600 At some point I thought I was gonna die because 0:01:54.640 --> 0:01:56.720 the person told me to do something that would kill me. 0:01:57.240 --> 0:01:58.760 But I'll tell you that, I promise, But I want 0:01:58.760 --> 0:02:01.200 to shout out going back to I said I saw 0:02:01.280 --> 0:02:07.600 something on Facebook marketplace, as I often do, and I 0:02:08.040 --> 0:02:10.240 meet the person in the parking lot that I choose 0:02:10.280 --> 0:02:12.200 to meet people. And I have a few that I choose, 0:02:12.440 --> 0:02:14.359 but this one was was near the area where I 0:02:14.360 --> 0:02:15.920 thought I was going to be. So I said, oh, 0:02:15.960 --> 0:02:17.960 let's meet in this parking lot on the side. I 0:02:17.960 --> 0:02:19.560 tell him where you meet? Hold on, you have a 0:02:19.600 --> 0:02:22.320 regular meeting spot for people that you don't want to 0:02:22.320 --> 0:02:26.000 know where you live? Yeah, yeah, I don't. 0:02:26.000 --> 0:02:26.240 I don't. 0:02:26.240 --> 0:02:27.440 I didn't know who this person was. 0:02:27.840 --> 0:02:28.399 It's like a tipic. 0:02:28.520 --> 0:02:30.760 It's like it's almost like your spot, like meet me 0:02:30.840 --> 0:02:34.720 at our spot, Like that's a spot spot. Yeah. So 0:02:35.880 --> 0:02:38.800 I say, do me favorite. When you get there, I 0:02:38.840 --> 0:02:42.240 want you to pull in, pull around the fast food 0:02:42.280 --> 0:02:45.520 facility right and park on the left side. There's an 0:02:45.560 --> 0:02:48.080 open area park there. And he tells me what kind 0:02:48.120 --> 0:02:50.119 of car he's in. For the sake of his conversation, 0:02:50.560 --> 0:02:54.680 I'll say it was a a green rat four okay, 0:02:55.680 --> 0:02:59.160 and I I saw I pull in now. By the way, 0:02:59.200 --> 0:03:01.520 we had a whole communicat about you know. He haggled 0:03:01.520 --> 0:03:04.519 me for the price, right, he wanted to five dollars less, 0:03:04.560 --> 0:03:06.880 and I was like, it's fine, but not when we 0:03:06.919 --> 0:03:08.959 got there. This is beforehand we arranged on a price. 0:03:09.040 --> 0:03:11.000 We went back and forth. So we had a bunch 0:03:11.040 --> 0:03:14.760 of communications and Facebook Messenger or whatever. I verified his 0:03:14.840 --> 0:03:18.040 profile that he's a legitimate person. And when I get there, 0:03:18.520 --> 0:03:22.400 there's a green suv parked on the right side when 0:03:22.400 --> 0:03:25.680 you first pull in, over by the trash dumpster, like 0:03:25.720 --> 0:03:29.320 where this fast food place puts their crap. Yeah. So 0:03:29.360 --> 0:03:30.800 I'm like, well, that can't be him, because I sit 0:03:30.840 --> 0:03:32.560 and meet me on the left, and I see on 0:03:32.600 --> 0:03:35.560 the left there's another green suv. So I'm like, all right, 0:03:35.560 --> 0:03:38.960 that must be over there. So I pull around and 0:03:39.240 --> 0:03:41.720 I park next to the green suv and it's not 0:03:41.760 --> 0:03:44.600 a rep for just similar and he's not in the car. 0:03:45.040 --> 0:03:47.680 No one's in it. So I back up and all 0:03:47.720 --> 0:03:51.280 of a sudden, I see the car that was parked 0:03:51.280 --> 0:03:54.200 by the dumpster pull out and pull up next to me. 0:03:55.520 --> 0:03:59.000 So the guy gets out and I said, hey, you 0:03:59.160 --> 0:04:02.040 his name is his nickname because he has a name 0:04:02.040 --> 0:04:06.160 that's a less Americanized name. So he goes by Nemo, 0:04:06.320 --> 0:04:09.960 like finding Nemo. He says, I'm Nemo. I said, Amo, 0:04:10.040 --> 0:04:12.600 nice to meet you. I'm David, and I give him 0:04:12.600 --> 0:04:15.600 the merchandise and I said, well, why were you talked 0:04:15.600 --> 0:04:18.360 over by the girl a garbage dump? So he says, well, 0:04:18.360 --> 0:04:20.080 I didn't know if you were a legitimate person, so 0:04:20.120 --> 0:04:21.599 I wanted to see you pull up first. 0:04:22.480 --> 0:04:22.640 You know. 0:04:22.680 --> 0:04:25.120 So he was hiding behind the dumpster. Dude like to make. 0:04:26.880 --> 0:04:27.000 One. 0:04:27.400 --> 0:04:29.279 I just think maybe he was wearing a Brooklyn Boys 0:04:29.320 --> 0:04:29.800 T shirt. 0:04:29.839 --> 0:04:36.799 You know, scary. Did I tell you the story? No? Okay, 0:04:37.800 --> 0:04:40.799 well that's the funny part what I said, Well, I'm legitimate, 0:04:41.160 --> 0:04:44.919 I said, you know, so he says, I said, you know, 0:04:45.120 --> 0:04:47.200 you could have looked at my my profile picture. You 0:04:47.200 --> 0:04:51.400 could have seen and he says, holy shit, you're you're 0:04:51.480 --> 0:04:55.880 David Brody. I said, yeah, that's my name. Okay, on 0:04:56.640 --> 0:04:59.320 it gets better, I said. He he goes, I'm a slice. 0:04:59.640 --> 0:05:01.320 So I I said, show, it's so nice. 0:05:01.160 --> 0:05:01.560 To meet you. 0:05:01.960 --> 0:05:03.680 He goes, I had no idea who you were. That's 0:05:03.680 --> 0:05:05.280 why I was hiding behind the dumpster. I didn't know 0:05:05.279 --> 0:05:07.720 if you were a legit person. It didn't the name, 0:05:07.760 --> 0:05:10.359 didn't like it didn't ring a bell. He says, look, 0:05:10.440 --> 0:05:14.000 and he unzips his coat. He's wearing the few as Scary. 0:05:14.400 --> 0:05:16.960 He's wearing the few a seventies. I'll send you the picture. 0:05:17.680 --> 0:05:20.240 I'm gonna send you the picture right now. He's wearing 0:05:20.240 --> 0:05:23.040 the f you Ape seventy seven. Shirt, and I said, 0:05:23.040 --> 0:05:24.400 come on, man, you had to know it was me. 0:05:24.720 --> 0:05:27.440 He said, absolutely not. This is my Sunday get shit 0:05:27.560 --> 0:05:29.560 done around the house shirt. And I happen to be 0:05:29.600 --> 0:05:32.080 wearing the shot. He's wearing a Brooklyn Boys T shirt. 0:05:32.120 --> 0:05:34.599 He's wearing a Brooklyn Boys T shirt. So I said, 0:05:34.600 --> 0:05:37.479 come on, he goes, I swear to god, I wear 0:05:37.520 --> 0:05:39.279 this shirt. My wife yells at me all the time 0:05:39.400 --> 0:05:42.039 because I wear this shirt all the time. And and 0:05:42.080 --> 0:05:44.760 I I'll download the picture. Hold on, wait a second, 0:05:44.760 --> 0:05:47.679 hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on. This guy 0:05:48.000 --> 0:05:52.680 did business with you, yep, and he knew your name 0:05:52.760 --> 0:05:56.039 was Brody or David and you guys I've spoken before, 0:05:56.200 --> 0:05:57.960 so I feel like he might have we wore the 0:05:58.000 --> 0:06:02.200 shirt on purpose knowing it's you. No, because he was 0:06:02.279 --> 0:06:07.359 hiding behind the dumpster. Do you need to tell me? 0:06:09.240 --> 0:06:14.719 This was like a coincidental random moment where a slice 0:06:16.040 --> 0:06:18.600 you caught him wearing our shirt and he had no 0:06:18.640 --> 0:06:21.240 clue he was coming to meet you, David Brody, to 0:06:21.320 --> 0:06:23.679 do the transaction. He says, he wears it every Sunday. 0:06:23.680 --> 0:06:24.279 Have you ever. 0:06:24.240 --> 0:06:27.719 Okay, so, do you have David in your name that 0:06:27.800 --> 0:06:31.920 you sell? Yes, it's my name, it's my Facebook account, 0:06:32.000 --> 0:06:33.800 which he definitely knew was you. 0:06:33.800 --> 0:06:34.799 You're David Brody. 0:06:35.839 --> 0:06:38.400 Scary. The other guy I sold something to a couple 0:06:38.440 --> 0:06:41.200 of weeks ago. Uh, he didn't know it was me. 0:06:41.640 --> 0:06:45.919 This guy knew. This guy listens to the podcast and 0:06:45.960 --> 0:06:50.040 he's a slice. Yeah, it is wearing a Yankees hat. 0:06:50.080 --> 0:06:52.640 If he was if he knew, I wouldn't wear Yankee hats. 0:06:52.800 --> 0:06:55.720 Here's the thing, this this guy, he didn't look at 0:06:55.720 --> 0:06:58.720 my name. Clearly knew, clearly look at my name. He 0:06:58.720 --> 0:07:00.800 didn't pay attention. He didn't pay tell you that David 0:07:00.839 --> 0:07:04.760 Brody was selling him merch like nope, okay, So because 0:07:04.800 --> 0:07:06.160 he would have mentioned it in the chat, he would 0:07:06.160 --> 0:07:08.159 have said something like, hey, I'm legitimate. 0:07:08.200 --> 0:07:08.960 You know, I know who you are. 0:07:09.000 --> 0:07:12.720 I'm a fan. Said nothing. Nothing. He said his wife 0:07:12.800 --> 0:07:15.160 liked the thing and he wanted to buy the thing. Okay, 0:07:15.200 --> 0:07:18.200 sought he wanted this amount of money, talked me down 0:07:18.200 --> 0:07:18.600 in price. 0:07:20.040 --> 0:07:23.440 Were you talking on the phone or no? In the chat? 0:07:23.480 --> 0:07:25.920 In the chat yeah, Facebook Messenger. 0:07:27.560 --> 0:07:31.280 They swore you David Brody in the chat. 0:07:31.680 --> 0:07:34.000 No, I don't say I'm David Brody. That's the name 0:07:34.040 --> 0:07:36.400 on the chat. You don't pay attention to it. If 0:07:36.440 --> 0:07:39.280 you're just buying ship that you'd never think i'd be selling. Yeah, 0:07:39.280 --> 0:07:41.400 but heyway, So he knew he was going to meet you, 0:07:41.440 --> 0:07:44.320 so he wore the ABE seventy seven Brooklyn boys. Taer 0:07:44.400 --> 0:07:45.800 was going to meet me. Otherwise he wouldn't have been 0:07:45.840 --> 0:07:51.320 behind the dumpster hiding. He didn't, but he knew, Wow, 0:07:52.400 --> 0:07:54.080 he saw my car. He knows what kind of car 0:07:54.080 --> 0:07:55.760 I have because I talk about it all the time. Yeah, 0:07:55.760 --> 0:07:57.360 He's like, I saw your car. So I knew it 0:07:57.400 --> 0:07:59.680 was you like I because I said to him, I'll 0:07:59.720 --> 0:08:01.600 be in a black car, a Dodge. I told him 0:08:01.600 --> 0:08:03.400 I'd be pulling up in a black doge Dodge. He 0:08:03.520 --> 0:08:06.440 knows he's a slice. He knows you drive it dog. No, no, no, 0:08:06.520 --> 0:08:10.320 I told him no. I told him as I was. 0:08:10.520 --> 0:08:12.640 When he said I'm at the place, I said, great, 0:08:12.840 --> 0:08:14.200 what kind of car do you have? It was he 0:08:14.240 --> 0:08:16.120 was already there when I told him what kind of 0:08:16.120 --> 0:08:18.040 car I had, and I said, I'll be in a 0:08:18.080 --> 0:08:20.160 black Dodge and he I'm in He said, I'm in 0:08:20.160 --> 0:08:22.640 a green suv in a in a green rat four 0:08:22.680 --> 0:08:25.800 And I said, okay, great, So I I knew he 0:08:25.800 --> 0:08:28.840 didn't know my car beforehand. I only told him a 0:08:28.920 --> 0:08:30.240 kind of car when I said, great, I'll be there 0:08:30.440 --> 0:08:34.120 in eight minutes, because I'm driving in that direction, I'll 0:08:34.120 --> 0:08:36.319 be there. I'm in a black car, a black dog. 0:08:36.400 --> 0:08:38.480 Now did he pay you more for the merch? Knowing 0:08:39.160 --> 0:08:40.280 you he should have? 0:08:40.360 --> 0:08:40.520 Yeah? 0:08:40.559 --> 0:08:42.640 I mean this is David Brody selling it to him. 0:08:42.920 --> 0:08:45.720 Yeah? Well, well, actually, did you give him a break 0:08:45.720 --> 0:08:48.959 because he was a slice wearing a T shirt? No. 0:08:49.000 --> 0:08:50.599 I had already lowered the price for him because he 0:08:50.679 --> 0:08:52.800 haggled me, so he didn't try and do it on 0:08:52.840 --> 0:08:54.319 the spot. The same way the guy from the East 0:08:54.320 --> 0:08:57.079 Scooter got my No, got the right that once he 0:08:57.160 --> 0:08:59.120 knew it was me, he knew he wasn't gonna haggle me. 0:08:59.280 --> 0:09:03.360 Oh yeah, there's you have a reputation, you know. Wow. Yeah, 0:09:03.400 --> 0:09:06.520 so shout out to Nemo. What's up? You found me 0:09:06.640 --> 0:09:10.640 a picture together? We found Nemo. That's great. 0:09:10.679 --> 0:09:12.400 So how about that? 0:09:12.400 --> 0:09:15.079 Well, your scooter guy knew who you are. Yeah, that's true, 0:09:15.080 --> 0:09:18.240 but we knew that going in. I know, I think 0:09:18.280 --> 0:09:20.280 this guy is a closet fanknews you the whole time, 0:09:20.480 --> 0:09:22.480 wore the shot to impress you and then pretend to 0:09:23.000 --> 0:09:24.599 make him a closet fan. I'm not sure what that 0:09:24.720 --> 0:09:27.319 what that means. I mean if a closet fan meaning 0:09:27.400 --> 0:09:31.079 like I'm not I'm gonna pretend like I don't. Okay, 0:09:31.080 --> 0:09:34.200 then he was an undercover fan. He was a undercover fan. Undercover. Yeah, 0:09:34.320 --> 0:09:37.480 all right, well heymo. If you're listening, you can DM Scary. Oh, 0:09:37.480 --> 0:09:39.640 by the way, I like I like Nemo. Yeah, Well, 0:09:39.640 --> 0:09:41.719 were we gonna ask me Brody? I was going to 0:09:41.760 --> 0:09:43.480 ask you if you saw the DM I photed you. 0:09:44.880 --> 0:09:48.400 Uh when did you vote? Yes? Yes? I want to 0:09:48.640 --> 0:09:49.760 Can we address that here? 0:09:49.800 --> 0:09:49.920 So? 0:09:50.600 --> 0:09:54.640 Yeah, Scary. On the last episode, Scary mentioned that they 0:09:54.679 --> 0:09:58.000 took my dollar six comment and story and told it 0:09:58.040 --> 0:09:59.240 on the air without me being there. 0:09:59.440 --> 0:09:59.959 That is correct. 0:10:00.559 --> 0:10:03.079 Now, if you heard Scary's audio, go back and listen. 0:10:03.200 --> 0:10:07.000 So it's Friday, whatever Friday, the last Friday of October was, 0:10:07.440 --> 0:10:10.320 So the twenty seventh, eighth, ninth, whatever that was. Go 0:10:10.400 --> 0:10:12.480 listen to the elvistre and on demand channel. And it's 0:10:12.520 --> 0:10:16.160 around the ninety minute mark, like it's at the almost 0:10:16.240 --> 0:10:18.000 end of the show, last hour of the show, and 0:10:18.040 --> 0:10:19.880 he tells the story and he mangles all the facts 0:10:20.200 --> 0:10:21.880 and I'm not there to defend myself, and everyone in 0:10:21.880 --> 0:10:23.960 the room is sort of like that typical brody whatever. 0:10:25.080 --> 0:10:26.959 But so Scary says to me, dude, you got to 0:10:27.000 --> 0:10:29.240 listen to it. Elvis Scare is a big plug for 0:10:29.280 --> 0:10:31.560 the podcast, did a great job plug in the podcast. Yeah, 0:10:31.760 --> 0:10:33.760 So I said, oh, I'll listen to it. That's great. 0:10:33.800 --> 0:10:36.880 If Elvis plugged the podcast, that'll be new listeners. In fact, 0:10:37.160 --> 0:10:41.040 last week, Scary started the podcast by saying, welcome all 0:10:41.080 --> 0:10:43.120 the new listeners. So I'm like, wow, this must have 0:10:43.160 --> 0:10:45.000 been some great plug. And Elvis is great at selling things. 0:10:45.040 --> 0:10:47.079 If he's talking up our podcast, yeah, then it must 0:10:47.120 --> 0:10:48.720 have been great. Probably got a ton of new listeners. 0:10:48.920 --> 0:10:51.320 So I go listen to the clip and he says, so, Scary, 0:10:51.400 --> 0:10:53.920 you guys have a new episode coming out, and Scary goes, yeah, 0:10:54.000 --> 0:10:57.520 we're actually we're recording today Friday. And so I just goes, oh, great, 0:10:57.600 --> 0:11:01.880 So where can they find the podcast? And Scars oh, 0:11:01.880 --> 0:11:04.160 And then Elvis says what are you eating? Because Elvis 0:11:04.200 --> 0:11:05.839 was working from his home studio and Scary was in 0:11:05.840 --> 0:11:07.760 front of Elvis's gold mic or his mike. I don't 0:11:07.760 --> 0:11:09.080 know if it's gold anymore, but in front of his 0:11:09.120 --> 0:11:11.839 mic and now he was brown and rusted because I 0:11:11.880 --> 0:11:15.000 spit into it. Yeah, so so Scary goes, oh, meeting 0:11:15.120 --> 0:11:17.880 corn nuts, and then Danielle or Gandhi says, it's my fault. 0:11:17.880 --> 0:11:18.400 I gave it to him. 0:11:18.440 --> 0:11:21.000 He goes, oh, I love corn nuts. Good boom, and. 0:11:20.920 --> 0:11:23.440 Then Elvis says, Scary, you don't realize you spit on 0:11:23.480 --> 0:11:25.400 my microphone. You gotta get your own microphone. I don't 0:11:25.400 --> 0:11:27.400 want you spiting on my microphone. You always do a 0:11:27.440 --> 0:11:29.080 lot of time and scars are like, oh so good, 0:11:29.440 --> 0:11:31.880 and then everyone talks about corn nuts and then we 0:11:32.000 --> 0:11:34.320 never get to the actual plug of the podcast, and 0:11:34.360 --> 0:11:36.440 then you go into a commercial or song and it 0:11:36.480 --> 0:11:38.640 was forgotten. So, first of all, I don't know what 0:11:38.720 --> 0:11:41.840 promotion you're talking about. That Elvis promoted the podcast. He 0:11:41.880 --> 0:11:44.000 did mention it. And I'm not faulting Elvis at all. 0:11:44.280 --> 0:11:45.839 It's just you made it seem like Elvis went on 0:11:45.880 --> 0:11:47.880 and on about the podcast, but you interrupted him when 0:11:47.880 --> 0:11:50.480 your fucking corn nuts. So I get a DM love 0:11:50.559 --> 0:11:53.880 cor Love Corn, Love Corn, Love Corn. Right, but it's right, 0:11:53.960 --> 0:11:56.439 love corn. So I get a DM from love Corn 0:11:56.920 --> 0:12:00.120 and Instagram it says, oh, David, we love you on 0:12:00.160 --> 0:12:03.000 the show with such fans. We're so happy what you 0:12:03.080 --> 0:12:05.200 mentioned us on the show Friday. Wait a second, you 0:12:05.200 --> 0:12:07.520 have mentioned you didn't mention them. I mentioned we'd love 0:12:07.559 --> 0:12:10.160 to send you all the cases of love corn. Thank 0:12:10.200 --> 0:12:13.360 you so much. So I wrote back and I said, thanks, 0:12:13.400 --> 0:12:16.120 I'll take it. So they're sending me all this love corn. 0:12:16.160 --> 0:12:17.600 I sent you the message. You could see it. I 0:12:17.679 --> 0:12:20.480 see it, I'm reading it. Yeah, they think I made 0:12:20.520 --> 0:12:22.360 the mension, so I'm getting all the love corn. 0:12:22.520 --> 0:12:23.880 Hi, David, thank. 0:12:23.679 --> 0:12:26.040 You for the plug on the Morning show last week. 0:12:26.520 --> 0:12:28.640 That was great. I would love to send you some 0:12:28.679 --> 0:12:32.200 samples to enjoy. Let me know the best address to 0:12:32.240 --> 0:12:34.800 reach you. Love Missy the co founder of love Corn. 0:12:35.360 --> 0:12:38.640 And then you wrote back, thank you so much, well, 0:12:38.679 --> 0:12:41.600 and I gave I gave her my address. Wait, you bastard, 0:12:41.640 --> 0:12:42.480 But it wasn't you. 0:12:43.040 --> 0:12:43.520 It was me. 0:12:43.760 --> 0:12:46.200 I was trying to promote out a poor podcast and 0:12:46.240 --> 0:12:48.440 then I was chewing on the love corn and then 0:12:48.480 --> 0:12:51.200 Elvis interrupted me, and then Elvison, what are you chewing 0:12:51.200 --> 0:12:55.439 on my I'm eating love corn right what the fuck? Yeah? 0:12:55.440 --> 0:12:57.240 But you told my story on the air, so now 0:12:57.280 --> 0:12:59.560 I'll take you a popcorn. We're even the universe is 0:12:59.559 --> 0:13:07.040 in balland you're a pakisted but love corn dude. How 0:13:07.040 --> 0:13:09.520 about that Glen Boys podcast. 0:13:09.800 --> 0:13:11.000 We will be right back. 0:13:11.800 --> 0:13:14.360 So the question is scary from before the commercials. What 0:13:14.480 --> 0:13:17.600 else can you mention on the air that I could use? Well, 0:13:18.600 --> 0:13:22.360 I mean, I don't know. That's a great question. Yeah, 0:13:22.400 --> 0:13:24.600 maybe talk about the new electric Dodge charger coming out. 0:13:24.640 --> 0:13:25.240 Maybe get one of these? 0:13:25.320 --> 0:13:27.480 Yeah, yeah, that would you know, something proady that will 0:13:27.520 --> 0:13:29.000 actually go over really well? What else? 0:13:29.040 --> 0:13:31.280 What else do you need? You need a new house? 0:13:31.840 --> 0:13:33.560 I could No, I don't need a new house the moment. 0:13:33.559 --> 0:13:35.719 I could use maybe a seventy five inch TV. I'm 0:13:35.720 --> 0:13:38.320 in the market bigger you are. You are a pig 0:13:38.400 --> 0:13:41.560 for electronics. Oh my god, you really are. That was 0:13:41.559 --> 0:13:44.120 all that was only I've told you. I've said this before. 0:13:44.320 --> 0:13:45.559 We didn't have a lot of money growing up. My 0:13:45.559 --> 0:13:48.120 father was a police officer. He made, you know, a 0:13:48.200 --> 0:13:50.640 decent salary, good salary, but not like we are. Were 0:13:50.679 --> 0:13:54.440 never rich, middle class, blue collar family, right. 0:13:54.559 --> 0:13:56.120 We grew up from people. 0:13:56.480 --> 0:13:59.200 Some people bought fancy cars with with whatever money they had, 0:13:59.240 --> 0:14:02.560 they saved up your fancy clothing or what on expensive trips. 0:14:03.559 --> 0:14:07.440 We drove old shitty cars and didn't have expensive clothing. 0:14:07.840 --> 0:14:10.720 But my father would always buy the best VCR, the 0:14:10.760 --> 0:14:13.960 best stereo, the best TV he could find. He would 0:14:13.960 --> 0:14:17.359 save up for, and so we always had really good electronics. 0:14:17.760 --> 0:14:19.400 So even though the chair I was sitting in had 0:14:19.440 --> 0:14:22.680 rips in it, that TV was always the best. You 0:14:22.800 --> 0:14:26.800 love it. So that's so that's where my value system 0:14:26.880 --> 0:14:30.600 is is a skewed because I love a good TV. 0:14:31.080 --> 0:14:33.480 I love a great TV. I go to best Buyer 0:14:33.520 --> 0:14:37.480 Costco sometimes and I just stare, and I go look 0:14:37.520 --> 0:14:40.000 at the four K, look at the and I know 0:14:40.040 --> 0:14:41.880 it's only the program they're showing that looks that good 0:14:41.880 --> 0:14:43.560 because it's on a loop, and when I get home 0:14:43.560 --> 0:14:46.400 it's not gonna look like that, But I still go. Oh. 0:14:46.480 --> 0:14:49.120 I gotta say, though, TVs have come such a long 0:14:49.160 --> 0:14:53.160 way so quickly, and the technology changes every year less 0:14:53.200 --> 0:14:56.600 than a year. There's no frigging way that a TV 0:14:56.720 --> 0:14:59.480 is ever worth the price you're paying, because you're you're 0:14:59.480 --> 0:15:02.360 paying for the top model with all the latest bells 0:15:02.400 --> 0:15:07.800 and whistles, and now six months later, that same screen 0:15:07.880 --> 0:15:10.040 that you have, now you've now mounted on your wall 0:15:10.400 --> 0:15:14.840 and your prize possession, it drops to half the price 0:15:15.520 --> 0:15:17.880 and something newer has come out. You can't keep up 0:15:18.080 --> 0:15:21.400 with television technology. There's always something else, right, But you can, 0:15:21.600 --> 0:15:24.280 Like a phone, you can you every few years, you 0:15:24.280 --> 0:15:27.440 can upgrade. Look, when you buy a TV, you're stuck 0:15:27.440 --> 0:15:29.480 in that point in time, right, you buy the top 0:15:29.520 --> 0:15:32.040 of the line, most advanced television in twenty twenty three. 0:15:32.760 --> 0:15:35.200 Granted someone like me, I'm not going to get a 0:15:35.240 --> 0:15:37.880 new TV for five six years. So, but it's it's 0:15:37.960 --> 0:15:40.320 great technology. And then when a new technology comes down 0:15:40.360 --> 0:15:42.960 in price in five or six years, I'll consider getting 0:15:43.000 --> 0:15:46.200 a new TV. My TV is stuck by seventeen. That's 0:15:47.440 --> 0:15:50.720 yours is older but not not not out of touch it. No, 0:15:50.800 --> 0:15:52.960 it's not a four K. You don't have Ultra HD 0:15:53.840 --> 0:15:58.520 UltraHD you got that. I have UltraHD in one of 0:15:58.560 --> 0:15:59.479 my TVs. 0:15:59.480 --> 0:16:01.800 Dolby Most. I see that one a lot, don't. 0:16:02.960 --> 0:16:06.600 That's the sound system, yep, sons of bitches, you gotta 0:16:06.600 --> 0:16:09.400 get it. Yeah, I have the last new TV I got. 0:16:09.440 --> 0:16:14.440 I got I got with PC Richardson gift cards that 0:16:14.480 --> 0:16:17.720 I won from the sales team for doing something for them. 0:16:17.760 --> 0:16:19.520 They gave me gift cards, so I was able to 0:16:19.520 --> 0:16:21.960 get a TV from PC Richard's son and I got 0:16:21.960 --> 0:16:23.440 a good deal. So that that was the last TV 0:16:23.520 --> 0:16:25.840 I got, which is like five years ago, I think 0:16:26.280 --> 0:16:28.280 the one in my living room. Hey, first of all, 0:16:28.320 --> 0:16:31.080 I want to a shout out to the Slices in 0:16:31.200 --> 0:16:33.680 jennif of course, and then a fuck you to you 0:16:33.800 --> 0:16:35.960 David Brody. Oh, I don't like that in the same 0:16:36.040 --> 0:16:40.800 sentence recording my Halloween costume. Oh, I wanted to bring 0:16:40.800 --> 0:16:42.680 that up. O. So, yeah, well let me let me 0:16:42.720 --> 0:16:45.920 bring this up because I want, first of all, you 0:16:46.000 --> 0:16:48.240 know the debacle I went through with the costume where 0:16:48.240 --> 0:16:49.840 it didn't come a time I had a double wader 0:16:49.920 --> 0:16:53.200 and film yourself so I so I it was the 0:16:53.240 --> 0:16:58.080 way wacky waving, inflatable arm, fleiling tube man. Yeah. War 0:16:58.240 --> 0:17:03.320 to work yesterday and people were like the Slices, especially 0:17:03.480 --> 0:17:06.000 like dude, why you why are you so down on yourself? 0:17:06.280 --> 0:17:09.199 That's a great costume. I think you win Halloween. It 0:17:09.280 --> 0:17:11.480 was easily one of the best ones I've seen. And 0:17:11.520 --> 0:17:14.359 I'm like, that's kind of cool. I like that, it's 0:17:14.480 --> 0:17:17.359 very nice of you. And then I opened up a 0:17:17.440 --> 0:17:22.840 DM from David Brody and it's just one word terrible, terrible. Yeah, 0:17:23.640 --> 0:17:24.840 it was terrible, terrible? 0:17:25.680 --> 0:17:27.200 What what was terrible about it? 0:17:27.440 --> 0:17:29.640 We did a whole podcast last week where you said 0:17:29.640 --> 0:17:30.280 it was terrible. 0:17:30.720 --> 0:17:32.280 I thought it was terrible. 0:17:32.280 --> 0:17:34.960 But you know, beauty, I guess you know, the beauty 0:17:35.000 --> 0:17:38.080 is in the eye of the slice. Well, the slices 0:17:38.080 --> 0:17:40.760 will be nice to you. That's not my job. Why 0:17:40.800 --> 0:17:43.920 is it a terrible costume? Then? Because they were having 0:17:43.920 --> 0:17:47.159 me believe that it wasn't terrible after all, but now 0:17:47.359 --> 0:17:49.600 you just put me right back in there. And because 0:17:49.880 --> 0:17:52.359 you said it was pajamas and when I saw it, 0:17:52.359 --> 0:17:56.680 it looked like jamas, right at least? So your your 0:17:56.760 --> 0:18:00.199 your your costume. You're you're trying to you're pretending to 0:18:00.240 --> 0:18:03.880 be wacky, waving inflatable tube, flailing to get that guy. 0:18:04.280 --> 0:18:06.639 And so that guy is made a nylon and waves 0:18:06.640 --> 0:18:08.960 in the wind. Right, yes, So what they should have 0:18:09.000 --> 0:18:11.480 done was made the custom at a nylon give you 0:18:11.560 --> 0:18:14.199 extended long arms, like maybe with sticks in them or 0:18:14.200 --> 0:18:16.520 some kind of handle that you could wave your arms 0:18:16.560 --> 0:18:18.719 and have like long arms like the thing does. But 0:18:18.800 --> 0:18:22.600 instead you look like a bad human torch comic character. 0:18:22.840 --> 0:18:24.760 You're in a red pajamas with it like a thing 0:18:24.800 --> 0:18:28.360 on your head like looks like flames, and everyone around you. 0:18:29.000 --> 0:18:31.399