Speaker 1: Second date Update. One of our listeners named Lulu emailed
Speaker 1: us for a second date update, saying that she's been
Speaker 1: on a bunch of bad dates recently. Her message says,
Speaker 1: one guy took me to Burger King because it was
Speaker 1: quote what he liked to eat. He ate two full
Speaker 1: meals by himself and talked about himself the whole time.
Speaker 1: At the end, he lunged across the table for a
Speaker 1: kiss while his whole mouth was covered in sauce. He
Speaker 1: was just looking for a burger queen. And she also
Speaker 1: wrote one guy's opening line to me on Tinder was
Speaker 1: if I buy you twenty chicken nuggets, can I do
Speaker 1: it with you in your car? I mean, yeah, fanatics, Yeah, Lulu,
Speaker 1: I think the problem is you need to get off
Speaker 1: all the fast food dating apps. Taco Bell Match is
Speaker 1: not working for you. Yeah yeah, that seems to maybe
Speaker 1: be the ant because finding someone on there is impossible.
Speaker 1: You don't want to run for the border anything. But
Speaker 1: the reason why we're taking your calls because I'm really
Speaker 1: hoping that we can help you get out of your
Speaker 1: current dating funk. Okay, so tell us about the guy
Speaker 1: that you want us to call today. What's his name?
Speaker 1: Right right, Trent? Trent? Okay, and where did you meet Trent?
Speaker 1: Should I even ask? Okay? Okay, yeah, that's a normal one,
Speaker 1: all right. And so what attracted you to Trent was
Speaker 1: his total lack of interest in fast food. I don't know.
Speaker 1: I feel like at this point, I'm just not that
Speaker 1: he didn't seem super interesting, but I was just trying
Speaker 1: anyone and anything at this point, and I think that's
Speaker 1: where I was kind of running into these people that
Speaker 1: were a huge disciplined thing. So he was good enough,
Speaker 1: he was fine, he was there. You swiped, You have
Speaker 1: given up, is what it sounds like, Lulu. Well, he
Speaker 1: was kind of like at the top of my list
Speaker 1: because like he's super cute and there were no weird
Speaker 1: red flags in his bio, So I was like, this
Speaker 1: might be a really positive thing for me. Okay, I
Speaker 1: like how no red flags is like a huge green
Speaker 1: or ye means he didn't mess his bio up. So
Speaker 1: what what did you in Trent end up doing for
Speaker 1: your date? So we actually wound up going to a
Speaker 1: local bar. But what was really weird was as soon
Speaker 1: as we saw each other, I recognized him right away.
Speaker 1: He looked super confused and said, I thought you were blonde.
Speaker 1: I did you used to be blond? No. I was like,
Speaker 1: maybe it's because you know, we both were kind of
Speaker 1: messaging back and forth about how hard it is to
Speaker 1: find people dating online. I was like, maybe you know,
Speaker 1: you had me confusing somebody else and we kind of
Speaker 1: had like a good laugh about it wasn't a big deal. Okay,
Speaker 1: how did he say it? Did he say it like
Speaker 1: he was disappointed that you weren't or was he kind
Speaker 1: of happy? No, just genuinely confused, like I thought he
Speaker 1: was meeting somebody that looked differently. But like I can
Speaker 1: understand because I've just been doing so much dating as
Speaker 1: well that I feel like I could easily make the
Speaker 1: same mistake. It seems like could just be a blur
Speaker 1: like you just like, yes, I've been on so many people,
Speaker 1: see so many pictures exactly exactly. Okay, So what was
Speaker 1: it like? Yeah, I mean it was great. So went
Speaker 1: to the bar, grabbed the seat. He took his jacket off,
Speaker 1: and he had scrubs on. Okay, or a nurse. Turns
Speaker 1: out he's a medical resident and he had just pulled
Speaker 1: a thirty five hour shift. Oh oh man, no wonder
Speaker 1: he was confused. Yeah, yeah, it's like where am I
Speaker 1: the hospital? That's what Rall residents did? Yeah, how does
Speaker 1: he have even time to date right now? Yeah? Well yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean I was but explained the confusion obviously. I mean,
Speaker 1: he hadn't sleeping over a day. But it was really
Speaker 1: sweet and he was such a gentleman. He was you know,
Speaker 1: he didn't want to cancel because he was kind of
Speaker 1: really interested to meet me. So we got a couple
Speaker 1: of drinks. Did he get hammered on a couple of
Speaker 1: drinks since he was on no how sleep? But I'm
Speaker 1: assuming like not a lot of food whatever the vending
Speaker 1: machine in the hospital cafeteria ahead, He's like, I thought
Speaker 1: creature exactly, I thought you had wings. It's exactly right. No,
Speaker 1: it was so good. It was so good. It was
Speaker 1: totally normal. The only thing. So I got up and
Speaker 1: went to the bathroom and when I came back, he
Speaker 1: was passed out on the bar boy and think, oh no,
Speaker 1: so he just left him there? No oh god, no no, no, no, okay,
Speaker 1: you went woke him up. Yeah, he was such a
Speaker 1: nice guy. So I woke him up. I'd put money
Speaker 1: on the bar, paid for our drink. Got him at uber,
Speaker 1: gave him a hug. He was so grateful and just
Speaker 1: that was it. And he's still riding around. He's still
Speaker 1: riding around in the back of the Uber asleep, right,
Speaker 1: that's why he hasn't called you. Yeah, So what's happened
Speaker 1: since that date? Have you guys spoken at all? Nothing?
Speaker 1: Radio silent and I can tell them he's active, like
Speaker 1: on the ASP. So it's like, I don't really know
Speaker 1: what happened, honestly, Like maybe he forgot about the date
Speaker 1: and thought it was a dream, a total state of lucidness, yeah,
Speaker 1: or you know, he's just so busy. I mean, maybe
Speaker 1: he just realized that he just doesn't have the bandwidth
Speaker 1: to fit dating in right now. I don't. Like, everything
Speaker 1: was just so normal, and honestly, we didn't even really
Speaker 1: last that long at the bar. There wasn't enough time
Speaker 1: for anything weird to happen. I mean, it could be
Speaker 1: that he just kind of realized, after how exhausted he
Speaker 1: was just to even make it through one date, right,
Speaker 1: that he can't Dave, But like I hope not, because
Speaker 1: he's the one normal guy I've had an experience with
Speaker 1: and forever we can't all, Right, so let's play a song.
Speaker 1: We'll come back. We'll call doctor Trent for you, and
Speaker 1: then we'll try and get you your second date update. Okay, yeah,
Speaker 1: thank you. All right, hold on second date, paging doctor Trent.
Speaker 1: Doctor Trent to the second date. Up date. There's a
Speaker 1: non blonde who needs surgery on her heart. Statue. If
Speaker 1: you're awake right now, we really need you, doctor Trent.
Speaker 1: Oh what you didn't tell him cold or anything? I
Speaker 1: don't remember. I didn't have time. We lost her. Well,
Speaker 1: if you're just tuning in. One of our listeners went
Speaker 1: on a date with a doctor that she met on Bumble.
Speaker 1: The date, she says, went well, except for the fact
Speaker 1: that Trent was exhausted after working a thirty five hours
Speaker 1: shift at the hospital and he actually fell asleep at
Speaker 1: the bar. Still, Lulu says she had a good time
Speaker 1: with him. She thought he was really nice. And did
Speaker 1: I mention he's a doctor? He's a resident still, I
Speaker 1: mean a resident is a doctor? Got a couple of
Speaker 1: years before it makes good money? Well yeah, either way,
Speaker 1: is hoping that Lulu's gone for real? Want to swoop in?
Speaker 1: Well before that can happen, Lulu was asking for our
Speaker 1: help getting doctor Trent back on the phone to ask
Speaker 1: him what's up? Doc? No, no, no, no, yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: good Lulu. Before we make the call, tell us how
Speaker 1: are you feeling. I'm okay, I just want to know
Speaker 1: what the deal is? I guess I mean, are you
Speaker 1: nervous because you said, like, this is the only normal
Speaker 1: person you've met? I feel like there's a lot writing
Speaker 1: on this. Yeah, there's that, and there's also I have
Speaker 1: hero idea what happened? Okay, and if it doesn't work out,
Speaker 1: you can always go back to Burger Bros. Or whatever.
Speaker 1: I hope he answers and he's like in surgery right now. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, what would you say? I hope he doesn't
Speaker 1: answer if he's injured. More interesting for us, Yeah, I'm
Speaker 1: not very interesting for the person that's on the surgery,
Speaker 1: but they don't know. Okay, who cares. Okay, we're just
Speaker 1: gonna make the call. Are you ready to do this, Lulu? Yes,
Speaker 1: all right, I'm gonna down number right now here we go. Hello, Hi,
Speaker 1: is this Trent? Yes, doctor Trent. Who's this? My name's
Speaker 1: Jeff from a morning radio show called Brooke and Jeffrey
Speaker 1: in the Morning. Okay, we're doing a segment called a
Speaker 1: second Date Update. But before we get into that, I
Speaker 1: just want to make sure you're not working at the
Speaker 1: hospital right now. Right, you're not in the surgery room.
Speaker 1: If you are, we obviously have had no medical training.
Speaker 1: Where just where are your fingers right now? I am
Speaker 1: very confused. Okay, hopefully not by the patient. Yes, so
Speaker 1: we're doing something called a second date Update. Let's where
Speaker 1: if you go out on a date with someone, and afterwards,
Speaker 1: if that person isn't calling you back, you can email
Speaker 1: our show and we'll reach out to them for you
Speaker 1: to help you figure out the reason why. Yes, okay, okay,
Speaker 1: So recently you've gone out with one of our listeners
Speaker 1: and you haven't been speaking afterwards, and she's confused. So
Speaker 1: her name's Lulu. Oh boy, do you remember Lulu? She
Speaker 1: said you were exhausted when you showed up for the date.
Speaker 1: Wait wait, wait, wait, this is the radio right now. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you took from everything that we've just said. Yeah, did
Speaker 1: you just get off another thirty five hour shift, because
Speaker 1: that's what she said happened before your date. Yeah. I'm
Speaker 1: just I'm a little surprised that she would call a
Speaker 1: radio station and talk about our date. It's a little,
Speaker 1: a little weird. I wait, are you interested? Do you
Speaker 1: remember what? I'm really clueless on where you're at right now?
Speaker 1: With this track, we're doing all the talking here. The
Speaker 1: goal of the segment is to have you talk and
Speaker 1: tell us what's going on in your life. Yeah, you
Speaker 1: guys are overwhelming. We stopped talking for Okay, We're gonna
Speaker 1: shut up and let you explain your talking. I don't
Speaker 1: want to say what I'm gonna say. I'm like overwhelmed
Speaker 1: with guilt, and I feel it's just really embarrassed and
Speaker 1: bad about this whole thing. You have guilt? Yes, why
Speaker 1: I'm feeling guilty because I completely lied to her. I'm
Speaker 1: not a doctor. I'm not training to be a doctor.
Speaker 1: I'm not the medical whatever, the world of medical hospital whatever.
Speaker 1: Why were you wearing scrubs? The doctor is bumble. Guys,
Speaker 1: Why were you wearing scrub Yeah? What what's going on?
Speaker 1: I had a really long weekend? Okay. I had been
Speaker 1: with my best friend. He had a bachelor party, and
Speaker 1: we were like drinking all weekend, gambling. I hadn't slept
Speaker 1: in like days. That's your excuse for showing up in
Speaker 1: scrubs and telling you that you're a resident. That's what
Speaker 1: I always do whenever I have a big bachelor weekend
Speaker 1: with my bros. I just come home and I'm like, Oh,
Speaker 1: I better throw on the scrubs. Tell somebody I'm doctor. Listen, listen.
Speaker 1: I didn't want to cancel on her. I didn't know
Speaker 1: what else to do. I had be scrubs from like
Speaker 1: a Halloween costume. Oh so that's what I just don't
Speaker 1: understand the point of the lie because I didn't want
Speaker 1: to cancel on her, and I was a complete mess.
Speaker 1: Are you guys? Guys think either a guy shows up
Speaker 1: hungover to a date or he's a tired doctor. What
Speaker 1: looks better? Yeah, tired doctor? Well not in your case, Alexis.
Speaker 1: You would want someone that's hung over and can party.
Speaker 1: I mean, I'd like the whole comb. I would go, honest, dude,
Speaker 1: is the best person to show up? No, dude takes
Speaker 1: her to Burger Can. But Trent, if you liked her,
Speaker 1: then why are you completely avoiding her just because you're
Speaker 1: a shame that you lied. I mean, it's not like
Speaker 1: a little white lie. It's a good, gigantic, huge lie. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we all tell gigantic, huge lives to our partners though, No,
Speaker 1: I mean, why don't you tell her the truth? Because
Speaker 1: he can't recover from that, Like, hey, I lied about it.
Speaker 1: He doesn't know that. He doesn't know how she'll react.
Speaker 1: He's not her, like, give her a Yeah, let's find
Speaker 1: out how she'll react, because I need to tell you,
Speaker 1: non doctor, Trent, that who was on the other line
Speaker 1: listening and she wants to talk to you? Please tell
Speaker 1: me you're kidding. Trent's your real name, right, Yes, it's
Speaker 1: my real name. I'm really sorry, Lulu, I'm really sorry.
Speaker 1: So what do you do? What do I do for work? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm in sales. Okay, that's fine. Okay, where are you
Speaker 1: at emotionally? Lulu confused? Okay, so that's not mad, that's
Speaker 1: not mad trends. I mean, you can imagine what she's
Speaker 1: going through right now, Trent. She feels like this is
Speaker 1: the first person in forever that she's had a genuine
Speaker 1: connection with and it turns out it was a total
Speaker 1: lie and none of it's true. Some thing was a
Speaker 1: lie except for the fact that I'm not a doctor.
Speaker 1: But I mean, if you like me at my lowest,
Speaker 1: then maybe we should go. Because I was really not
Speaker 1: a complaint way to sell it. Try if it makes
Speaker 1: you feel any better. I've been avoiding you because I
Speaker 1: actually really like you and I think you're a great person,
Speaker 1: and I just couldn't face you anymore. Yeah, I just
Speaker 1: don't get it, Trent, Like you're you're like on this
Speaker 1: day with this woman, you started a lot, you start
Speaker 1: to like her, Like why didn't you come clean that night?
Speaker 1: Like that's the red flag for me, Like this is
Speaker 1: some normal thing that people do, Like what did you
Speaker 1: want me to do? Halfway through? This is a costume?
Speaker 1: I mean halfway through? Honest, Yeah, that's what I want
Speaker 1: to do. And actually, Trent, this could be your moment
Speaker 1: to actually be completely truthful, to show your vulnerability, to
Speaker 1: say something true and embarrassing more vulnerable? Can I be?
Speaker 1: What do you guys want me to do? Get naked? Sure?
Speaker 1: If that's If that's your truth, I guess Okay, Well wait,
Speaker 1: you guys have called like five fast ones on me.
Speaker 1: I don't know how much more vulnerable I can get
Speaker 1: the whole time. It makes a lot of sense now
Speaker 1: because every time I was asked asking you about medical
Speaker 1: school and being a resident, you kept like kind of
Speaker 1: falling asleep. It is that because you were trying to
Speaker 1: avoid answering the question. Oh yeah, well he's a terrible liar.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, hopefully here's a question that you can not
Speaker 1: fall asleep before you answer, because we would like to
Speaker 1: send you out on one more date with Lulu and
Speaker 1: we'll pay for it. Fell asleep, you're asking me, I
Speaker 1: think it's up to Lulu. No, No, I'm asking you.
Speaker 1: I'm asking you if you're going out with Lulu again,
Speaker 1: and we will pay for that date. Swallow your pride,
Speaker 1: like your wounds, and move forward, bro, I'd love to
Speaker 1: I don't think it's him that has any wounds. It's
Speaker 1: for Lulu to go out with Lulu. Are you still
Speaker 1: interested in Trent? I just I feel like maybe I
Speaker 1: should give him a second chance, only because I feel
Speaker 1: like I like his personality, but like it was kind
Speaker 1: of a wash because I didn't really get no real
Speaker 1: information about him exactly. What else is out there? Burger? Guys,
Speaker 1: just go with Trent the fake doctor. Things are that
Speaker 1: bad out there? What is the burger you talking about? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm sure we'll find out about that with you on
Speaker 1: date number two? All right, So is that a yes? Yeah?
Speaker 1: That's yes. Oh, look, isn't dead in the world of
Speaker 1: dating apps hop, I find a fake doctor, Brooke and
Speaker 1: Jeffrey in the morning.