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Speaker 1: Welcome back to another episode Alchemy. It is COVID nineteen.

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Speaker 1: I'm your host, Kevin pollokist back, how about when the

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Speaker 1: clock strikes three, you get the hell out of my face?

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Speaker 1: But I digress. Let's mean the Alchemist. Shall we no

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Speaker 1: particular order? Prease? Welcome back, Chris Svoradoy, Mr five Pins.

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Speaker 1: Please would you say? What would you say? Is your

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Speaker 1: real superpower other than eating pumpkin pie? Um? Not knowing

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Speaker 1: the name or face of the actor you're talking about, Yes,

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Speaker 1: that is a superpower. I don't know so many people. Um,

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Speaker 1: I don't know, Like I just recently learned who Kevin

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Speaker 1: Klein was, you know what I mean? Like like that's

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Speaker 1: the level of actor like where I have no idea.

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Speaker 1: I know Tom Cruise, Brad Fitt, whatever, and then and

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Speaker 1: then there's just this I don't know anybody else. Well,

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Speaker 1: you got a good one. My name, uh sidebar. My

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Speaker 1: professional name was Almos. At the age of I think

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Speaker 1: eight or nine, I told my mom Pollock was too clunky.

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Speaker 1: I was going to use her maiden name and call

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Speaker 1: myself Kevin Klein. No way different spelling. And I have

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Speaker 1: a feeling he was already probably famous by the time,

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Speaker 1: I was eight or nine. So I'm glad that didn't

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Speaker 1: work out for me and he got to keep his name.

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Speaker 1: But yeah, that I remember that about you. That is

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Speaker 1: an amazing superpower of noting the name of about actors

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Speaker 1: and actresses. Um, hey, it's James Heeney, Jennifer. How old

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Speaker 1: were you when you first learned to play an instrument? Uh?

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Speaker 1: When I first was able to play it? Well, I

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Speaker 1: was probably seventeen, and I was playing instruments before that,

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Speaker 1: but I was not good until I was like seventeen.

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Speaker 1: You and and to be clear, we're not talking about

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Speaker 1: any of your genitalia, right, Oh, no, I'm talking about

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Speaker 1: my genitals. I listened until I was seventeen that I

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Speaker 1: could play that instrument and and really orchestrate something special

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Speaker 1: to completion. Look out, it's Craig Gatkowski Kacow. What is

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Speaker 1: your favorite time of year and why, Well, we're getting

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Speaker 1: close to it. I like the Uh. I like the Christmas.

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Speaker 1: You know, I celebrate it as a completely secular holiday

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Speaker 1: and uh it's all about capitalism and uh, just just

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Speaker 1: spending money, but I do associated with with family and uh,

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Speaker 1: and also the turnover to a new year. Yeah, and

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Speaker 1: in l a uh. The period from Thanksgiving to New

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Speaker 1: Year's is there's nothing going on, so it's just pure

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Speaker 1: vacation for us. As industries go, this one does shut down. Hey,

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Speaker 1: look out, it's Jack Knew look out. J d uh.

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Speaker 1: Any memories from a camping trip come to mind. I've

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Speaker 1: never really camped, however, I did set up a tent

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Speaker 1: in my friend uh, my best friend in high school

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Speaker 1: had a farm in Homestead, Florida, and we set up

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Speaker 1: a tent there. But there was also like her house

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Speaker 1: where she grew up, very little house, and halfway through

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Speaker 1: the night I was in that house. For sure. It

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Speaker 1: was about this small, very little house. Yeah, but so

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Speaker 1: I did not last long in the tent, and that

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Speaker 1: was kind of that was my camping memory. That's my

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Speaker 1: camping memory. I knew you were the one to ask

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Speaker 1: thank you for being here and last, but we will

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Speaker 1: not leave a light on for you. If you think

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Speaker 1: of least it's Joey Greer Cranks Banker tell us about

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Speaker 1: your early days in the dry cleaning biz. Easy, like

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Speaker 1: a lot of I mean a lot of what you

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Speaker 1: see going on front of house is just so it's

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Speaker 1: like it's it's really really simple Honestly, every time someone's like,

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Speaker 1: what's the material, Okay, let me look how to clean it,

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Speaker 1: it's we do the same thing. We dump gasoline on

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Speaker 1: top of everything. And when did they teach you the

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Speaker 1: term front of house? I mean, that's just the industry terms.

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Speaker 1: Eighty six front of the house, um, fluff and fold.

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Speaker 1: That's all industry s. All right, let's do damn show.

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Speaker 1: patron v I P. Jarrett Robertson. Thank you, Jared bro Hey, guys,

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Speaker 1: thought was reasonable. You all are great suggestion follows a

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Speaker 1: person goes to the wilderness or some piece for some

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Speaker 1: piece and quiet, and continues to have their solitude interrupted

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Speaker 1: by various deities or entities that assume they are on

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Speaker 1: a vision quest. Cheers Jared Robertson. Yes, if you just

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Speaker 1: take this path down here or you're right here, yeah,

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Speaker 1: you'll be able to get to the kid. There's a fort.

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Speaker 1: Is it to the left or right? Do we go? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Where which one do we go? Left or right? Honey?

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Speaker 1: I got this? I mean sorry, I'm such a fucking idiot.

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Speaker 1: She'll be okay, just help us. It's not that big

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Speaker 1: a deal. And left or they're right out? Well, I

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Speaker 1: mean if you uh howney you writing this down? Oh

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Speaker 1: my god? Fuck? Okay, I don't have a pen. I

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Speaker 1: don't um so do you have a sharp object. I'll

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Speaker 1: just write it right, okay, yeah, I'll just look. I

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Speaker 1: got a map right here. Okay, I got a map

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Speaker 1: right here, and so just follow this this path here, okay,

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Speaker 1: to the left home. Oh there we go, shaver, be sir,

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Speaker 1: just tell us left or right? Well? What what do

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Speaker 1: you The camping grounds up to the left, okay, and

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Speaker 1: that's by a river and on the right, but the

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Speaker 1: camping grinds the grounds on the right. We don't want

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Speaker 1: the grinds, man, You just want the grounds. Okay, just

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Speaker 1: be careful that this is a sacred area and I

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Speaker 1: gotta go. I have to go. Oh okay, well, according

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Speaker 1: to oh no, what happened? What would you do? What

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Speaker 1: did you do so much that the line has now

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Speaker 1: been completely distorted by the rest of my blood? Are

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Speaker 1: you trying to attract wild animals? Stop leading? I was

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Speaker 1: just trying to I was just trying to take notes.

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Speaker 1: You asked me to take notes. I was trying to

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Speaker 1: take notes. Intention so stupid. You're not stupid, honey. You're

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Speaker 1: the greatest. You're the best. You are. You're like the

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Speaker 1: Statue of Liberty without all the rusty. Yeah, you stand

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Speaker 1: for something, um treaty us. You gotta go on a

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Speaker 1: vision question, my man, you're you're really just your hold

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Speaker 1: up in your room. You're you're not doing anything. You

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Speaker 1: gotta go on a vision question. The guys have talked

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Speaker 1: about it. You're you're just you're really are down here

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Speaker 1: right now. You gotta go. Why am I a downer

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Speaker 1: because you're not doing much? Manka, I mean you're the

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Speaker 1: god of of like playful whispers, and now playful whispers

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Speaker 1: have been happening. You know, it's like, come on, get

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Speaker 1: down there and do something. Look, people just start looking

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Speaker 1: for playful whispers. Enough, did you drink all these mountain dews?

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Speaker 1: I did? The due Man haven't slept in months. God

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Speaker 1: damn it. This is sick. This is disgusting. Look at this.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, can't I just record record some playful

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Speaker 1: whispers and we can just leave him on a loop

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Speaker 1: in the woods. That's how it works. You. You gotta

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Speaker 1: be in the moment with these people. Okay, if the

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Speaker 1: mortals stopped praying to us, we go away. Okay, we

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Speaker 1: go away. The mortals will still playing that still prage

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Speaker 1: to Tyreseus. Yes they are, okay, but there as many,

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Speaker 1: I promise you. Okay, now, look, just put the Xbox

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Speaker 1: controlling them for a second, and just when you just

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Speaker 1: get down there, please and do something. I got a

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Speaker 1: hot game of Mario Kart going bro. I look, you

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Speaker 1: you hacked into that Xbox and you're able to play

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Speaker 1: Nintendo games on it. That's cool? Yeah, all right, that's cool. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I mean god, uh knock knock, hey, hey, campers, I'm

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Speaker 1: right next. I'm on the site next to you. That's

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Speaker 1: my tent right there, visitor, we have a neighbor hid there. Mr. Okay,

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Speaker 1: I'm feeling sensing a little uh aggressiveness here. I just

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Speaker 1: want to let you know that tonight is the Night

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Speaker 1: of meteors Um. So you know, I come out here

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Speaker 1: once a year at this exact uh, the same site,

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Speaker 1: at the same time, and I think it's a good

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Speaker 1: time to turn over a new leaf. If you have

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Speaker 1: something you're looking forward to or you want to achieve

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Speaker 1: in your life. Are you trying to say like we're

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Speaker 1: not achieving things? Because that's what I'm hearing. That's really

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Speaker 1: hard to swallow from a stranger, and because it seems

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Speaker 1: astute to be I'm going to be honest. We're both

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Speaker 1: being honest. Okay, Um, that's really nice, yes, if I mean,

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Speaker 1: if I'm being honest, I felt I felt a little

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Speaker 1: disruption over here. Frankly, Frankly, did I not pee all

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Speaker 1: the way around our camp site? Sir? Yeah? Something is

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Speaker 1: broken in you, that's right, story, Something is broken in you,

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Speaker 1: and you can use tonight, the Night of the Meteors

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Speaker 1: to heal. And I invite you to do so keep talking. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I mean, it's just I don't know what the hell

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Speaker 1: party I brought over to the trailhead that just cut

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Speaker 1: themselves to write on a map. I don't know what

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Speaker 1: the hell is going on. I just whoa, whoa. I mean,

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Speaker 1: you know, it seems like, oh, don't talking when you

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Speaker 1: got food in the mouth. Yeah, it's just so wild

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Speaker 1: and and even on their phone, no one writes things down.

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Speaker 1: It's just this weird. Excuse me, sorry to bother you.

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Speaker 1: Was that Michael McDonald you just told there's chewing? Yes,

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Speaker 1: recording as just such a unique voice. You know, it

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Speaker 1: kind of sounds like he's yawning when he sings or

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Speaker 1: Michael McDonald him right, What a special time for us.

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Speaker 1: It really is pretty incredible. So do y'all need something

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Speaker 1: that you came back over to the ranger shed. Do

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Speaker 1: you have any beans canna beans? Maybe we would love

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Speaker 1: some beans we got in the How do you know

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Speaker 1: beans in the woods there's beans in the woods that

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Speaker 1: seems to sounds like another singer. I can't put my

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Speaker 1: You can get you can and all the simple items.

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Speaker 1: Who course, whose mom and pomp are they? It's important

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Speaker 1: to us that we don't go to a bad person's

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Speaker 1: parents house. And it's just two miles up under the

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Speaker 1: right hand side, you'll see it. And they've got so

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Speaker 1: they've got Oh, hello earth, Oh, hello dirt, Hello, trees, Hello, mountains, sky, Hello,

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Speaker 1: it is me. It is me Terence. I'm here today

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Speaker 1: to set intentions, release them into the world. Maybe they

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Speaker 1: will attach to a meteor. There are You're the guy

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Speaker 1: I'm spos been talking to. Holy shit, Hello, Yeah, this

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Speaker 1: is me, the god Tyresius. I hear you. I don't

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Speaker 1: see you. Yeah, I'm the god of playful whispers. That's

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Speaker 1: I'm in your ear right now. Oh my god, it's

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Speaker 1: working right, all of my all of all of the chants,

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Speaker 1: and my, my, my crystals. Is this what's happening. Yeah, no,

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Speaker 1: your crystals to do ship. But I'm actually supposed to be.

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Speaker 1: There's a couple that's here, I'm yeah, you know who

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Speaker 1: they are? Yeah, yeah, they're they're right over there. I

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Speaker 1: think they just went into town. Um. I'm so glad

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Speaker 1: they're dying, they start tripping. It's fucking wild, wild, George,

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Speaker 1: What could go wrong? Should I be writing that down? Down?

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Speaker 1: but you gotta involve them, and you gotta get doing

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Speaker 1: Thanks George. Hey, we're gonna miss you, by the way,

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Speaker 1: I mean, Maybe we shouldn't have a name. Listen all

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Speaker 1: Lemon lemonade? Yeah? Um, two lemonades. I'm just gonna order

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Speaker 1: I just bring around lemonades. Do you want? Oh? Then yeah,

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Speaker 1: is her problem? She's got a big she's a chip

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Speaker 1: on her fucking shoulder. She Yeah, Now it's yours and

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Speaker 1: you have to carry that. That's not okay. No, it's

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Speaker 1: not okay. When you throw that out there, it sticks.

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Speaker 1: What was the group that George something cops. I don't know,

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Speaker 1: but like he's looking kind as fun. That's the thing

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Speaker 1: and I just wanted to lemonade. Honestly, I'm just thirsty,

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Speaker 1: So I'll take anything. If you want to give you

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Speaker 1: back with your order. H Hi there, um, Buckskin? Is it? Buckskin? Hey?

417
00:26:25,640 --> 00:26:27,840
Speaker 1: Nice to me, and you're welcome, Thank you, thank you

418
00:26:27,880 --> 00:26:30,800
Speaker 1: so much. I'm here to check out a couple of

419
00:26:30,800 --> 00:26:36,600
Speaker 1: items from Ben two four two and forty two. Ways

420
00:26:37,000 --> 00:26:43,320
Speaker 1: to kill a snake You can. You can throw a

421
00:26:43,440 --> 00:26:48,040
Speaker 1: rake at all, right off your tails. You can. If

422
00:26:48,040 --> 00:26:51,639
Speaker 1: you can just hand out their venom, they have a

423
00:26:51,680 --> 00:26:53,919
Speaker 1: sense of defense and then they die naturally because they

424
00:26:53,920 --> 00:26:56,920
Speaker 1: can no longer defend like that. You can just hand

425
00:26:56,920 --> 00:26:59,200
Speaker 1: me that crap right behind you, Mark two. I gotta

426
00:26:59,240 --> 00:27:01,400
Speaker 1: grab a couple of things. Sure, no problem, this great,

427
00:27:01,480 --> 00:27:04,000
Speaker 1: right here here we go. Here you are, Buckskin, I

428
00:27:04,040 --> 00:27:07,600
Speaker 1: can I can step in and take over this. You're

429
00:27:07,600 --> 00:27:11,639
Speaker 1: gonna tap me out? Yeah, yeah, I'm tapping you out

430
00:27:10,840 --> 00:27:15,160
Speaker 1: a problem boy. Sorry, Chip, that was almost a close one.

431
00:27:15,440 --> 00:27:17,760
Speaker 1: Jesus Christ. The hell, George, you still got you still

432
00:27:17,760 --> 00:27:21,120
Speaker 1: gonna finish this day out here? Right? Gottsh this day?

433
00:27:21,520 --> 00:27:23,960
Speaker 1: It's already felt like it's It's been a long one.

434
00:27:24,160 --> 00:27:27,280
Speaker 1: But hey, I think I made a mistake on that

435
00:27:27,400 --> 00:27:30,560
Speaker 1: Crooked Cups Facebook invite. I think I said it to

436
00:27:30,560 --> 00:27:33,359
Speaker 1: to a lumps of my high school rather than known

437
00:27:33,440 --> 00:27:37,719
Speaker 1: crooked cops. Jesus Christ, George, I don't know. I'm just

438
00:27:37,840 --> 00:27:40,359
Speaker 1: I'm not good on social media. I should not have

439
00:27:40,400 --> 00:27:42,600
Speaker 1: been in charge of that. I don't listen. I'm gonna

440
00:27:42,600 --> 00:27:45,840
Speaker 1: say something kind of weird here. Okay, what I bet

441
00:27:45,880 --> 00:27:50,000
Speaker 1: people from your past like what they see? Because George,

442
00:27:50,000 --> 00:27:52,160
Speaker 1: you've kept yourself up. I've gotta I've gotta be honest.

443
00:27:52,240 --> 00:27:56,720
Speaker 1: I'm in good shape. You're just you're in good shape.

444
00:27:56,800 --> 00:27:59,840
Speaker 1: You know you're in good shape? What you have me? What'

445
00:27:59,880 --> 00:28:01,360
Speaker 1: you me too? Four? Two? I gotta take a couple

446
00:28:01,359 --> 00:28:03,200
Speaker 1: of hundred buck a rhn. No, he's out of there,

447
00:28:03,200 --> 00:28:06,320
Speaker 1: if you know what I mean, George, George, you gotta

448
00:28:06,359 --> 00:28:08,440
Speaker 1: have chief for police. Come on my office, I got

449
00:28:08,440 --> 00:28:12,280
Speaker 1: someone tell you. Yeah, what is it, Chief, I'll tap

450
00:28:12,320 --> 00:28:16,120
Speaker 1: back in in the evidence room. Yeah, just just take

451
00:28:16,160 --> 00:28:19,600
Speaker 1: over for me there. Who the hell is that? Yeah,

452
00:28:19,640 --> 00:28:22,120
Speaker 1: that's a it's a new bee as she's taken over

453
00:28:22,160 --> 00:28:25,879
Speaker 1: for me. I don't like new faces. Listen, George, I

454
00:28:25,920 --> 00:28:27,960
Speaker 1: know today's the last day you're supposed to be returned,

455
00:28:28,600 --> 00:28:31,159
Speaker 1: but um, is this where I get the cake? Chief?

456
00:28:31,800 --> 00:28:35,080
Speaker 1: You don't have any cakes, There's no I was supposed

457
00:28:35,080 --> 00:28:37,240
Speaker 1: to give you a little bracelet ind or a necklace,

458
00:28:37,480 --> 00:28:40,479
Speaker 1: but I decided not to do that. I don't want

459
00:28:40,480 --> 00:28:46,800
Speaker 1: to bracelet. Well, what we decided to get you, George,

460
00:28:46,840 --> 00:28:53,160
Speaker 1: is an ankle bracet okay, anklet on ankle bracelet Okay.

461
00:28:53,520 --> 00:28:57,320
Speaker 1: And I want to offer you a an extension. I

462
00:28:57,320 --> 00:29:02,480
Speaker 1: don't want you to retire. George. Well, everything's all set

463
00:29:02,480 --> 00:29:04,880
Speaker 1: in stone. You know. I'm uh my, the wife and

464
00:29:04,880 --> 00:29:08,560
Speaker 1: I are going on a trip to to Honduras. Well

465
00:29:08,680 --> 00:29:16,040
Speaker 1: what what what else? Precinct announcement? Precinct announcement, George. Congratulations.

466
00:29:16,080 --> 00:29:20,080
Speaker 1: By the way, all officers be on the lookout for

467
00:29:20,360 --> 00:29:23,520
Speaker 1: three little kids in a trench coat impersonating the chief

468
00:29:23,560 --> 00:29:30,280
Speaker 1: of police. That's all that's disturbing. George. Uh, I want

469
00:29:30,280 --> 00:29:34,600
Speaker 1: to offer you an extension on your job. What do

470
00:29:34,640 --> 00:29:37,960
Speaker 1: you say to fifteen more years in? Chief? It's a

471
00:29:38,040 --> 00:29:40,560
Speaker 1: ninety degree day? How can we wearing a trench coat inside?

472
00:29:41,000 --> 00:29:44,200
Speaker 1: It's hot, it's hot, it's not hot. I like to

473
00:29:45,000 --> 00:29:49,400
Speaker 1: it's let's do this degree day. It's not an let's

474
00:29:49,400 --> 00:29:54,400
Speaker 1: do this, Let's do that, storre, let's do this. Why

475
00:29:54,440 --> 00:29:59,720
Speaker 1: don't we Why don't we talk later? Okay? What what's

476
00:29:59,760 --> 00:30:04,640
Speaker 1: my name on the squad? Chief? I'm hungry? Squad? Forgive me?

477
00:30:04,720 --> 00:30:10,440
Speaker 1: Moving like a snake? Um? I think it is ok?

478
00:30:10,600 --> 00:30:17,040
Speaker 1: Your three kids in her trench coat? All right, I'll

479
00:30:17,040 --> 00:30:22,480
Speaker 1: take that anklet now, uh? Books, you got a list

480
00:30:22,480 --> 00:30:24,000
Speaker 1: of the items that were in two four two? Because

481
00:30:24,000 --> 00:30:27,080
Speaker 1: I'm looking for something that's not here, Oh yeah, of

482
00:30:27,120 --> 00:30:30,560
Speaker 1: course I do. I'll check my log. You're looking for anything?

483
00:30:30,600 --> 00:30:34,200
Speaker 1: In particular, I'm looking for a switch blade knife covered

484
00:30:34,200 --> 00:30:38,800
Speaker 1: in L S D. Absolutely in the sky with diamonds.

485
00:30:39,200 --> 00:30:43,160
Speaker 1: Switch blade, switch blade covered in L S D. Somebody

486
00:30:43,200 --> 00:30:45,920
Speaker 1: took that blade stuck it up the puss of a

487
00:30:46,000 --> 00:30:51,360
Speaker 1: woman named Lucy while she was dripping in diamonds she's

488
00:30:51,400 --> 00:30:55,120
Speaker 1: wearing nothing but jewels, and she is having a good time.

489
00:30:55,400 --> 00:30:57,280
Speaker 1: It is a whole knife, and it did not hurt

490
00:30:57,280 --> 00:31:00,960
Speaker 1: her at all. It was, in fact pleasurable. But I take,

491
00:31:01,120 --> 00:31:06,600
Speaker 1: I keep taking in Jesus Christ, Oh God, I am

492
00:31:06,640 --> 00:31:12,760
Speaker 1: so sorry. She is not gonna work out. The knife's missing?

493
00:31:13,240 --> 00:31:17,720
Speaker 1: What the knife? It's not in there? Yeah? But then

494
00:31:17,720 --> 00:31:21,880
Speaker 1: then the knife was just in two for two. George,

495
00:31:22,480 --> 00:31:24,960
Speaker 1: I'm you know, I'm I'm the one who's killing all

496
00:31:25,000 --> 00:31:28,880
Speaker 1: these people with that goddamn knife. I don't have I

497
00:31:28,920 --> 00:31:32,600
Speaker 1: lose my home, kimmick. I mean, you can't just dip

498
00:31:32,640 --> 00:31:35,800
Speaker 1: another knife. And no, you know that it has to

499
00:31:35,800 --> 00:31:38,400
Speaker 1: be that right, what does like metal tongs involved? You

500
00:31:38,480 --> 00:31:41,120
Speaker 1: gotta dip it? Also? Alright, alright, okay, it's hard to

501
00:31:41,120 --> 00:31:44,680
Speaker 1: get a bad I had a crazy day. Are sure

502
00:31:44,720 --> 00:31:46,040
Speaker 1: you have? By the way, what do you have? What

503
00:31:46,080 --> 00:31:47,280
Speaker 1: do you have? An hour and a half left? I

504
00:31:47,280 --> 00:31:49,040
Speaker 1: got aout an hour and a half and then I retired.

505
00:31:49,680 --> 00:31:54,600
Speaker 1: Excuse me, guys, I'm really sorry. I was trying to

506
00:31:54,640 --> 00:31:59,000
Speaker 1: do that bad thing for you, and um I gotta return.

507
00:31:59,160 --> 00:32:06,040
Speaker 1: This is nine if back to bucksk and but something's

508
00:32:06,040 --> 00:32:09,520
Speaker 1: wrong with me. Ever since I started bondling the knife

509
00:32:10,840 --> 00:32:14,600
Speaker 1: that she handed me. I've been hearing I don't know,

510
00:32:15,200 --> 00:32:20,600
Speaker 1: God voices, I'm getting too old for this ship. I

511
00:32:21,240 --> 00:32:26,000
Speaker 1: don't know. I think I'm gonna get in trouble. All right. Um,

512
00:32:27,120 --> 00:32:29,680
Speaker 1: both of us were passing it back and forth between

513
00:32:29,720 --> 00:32:33,560
Speaker 1: each other, and I believe maybe she passed some sort

514
00:32:33,600 --> 00:32:37,840
Speaker 1: of bad spirit to me because I'm hearing that's why

515
00:32:37,920 --> 00:32:42,000
Speaker 1: she's talking so crazy. George, I think they're both tripping.

516
00:32:42,680 --> 00:32:48,760
Speaker 1: They're both tripping, George. Did you handle the knife today? Cela? So?

517
00:32:49,400 --> 00:32:52,320
Speaker 1: I mean straight up, there are lots of hot dudes

518
00:32:52,360 --> 00:32:57,680
Speaker 1: in this group, right, Not just thank you. I know

519
00:32:57,880 --> 00:33:01,960
Speaker 1: that you I can get. I want to thank you. Yeah,

520
00:33:04,120 --> 00:33:06,520
Speaker 1: just like maybe a little flat let me just get

521
00:33:07,040 --> 00:33:12,960
Speaker 1: oh popped out a little bit. That was crazy and

522
00:33:13,080 --> 00:33:19,600
Speaker 1: I didn't hate it, Chila. Yeah, I don't want to

523
00:33:19,640 --> 00:33:21,800
Speaker 1: offend you. It's never my intention. I don't want to

524
00:33:21,800 --> 00:33:24,000
Speaker 1: do that. Only you, only to praise you. I love you.

525
00:33:24,080 --> 00:33:27,040
Speaker 1: I know that you've been single for too long. Okay,

526
00:33:27,920 --> 00:33:33,240
Speaker 1: something date with me? Hello a hot cop. Well, I'm

527
00:33:33,280 --> 00:33:36,640
Speaker 1: so sorry to have you both waiting for so long. Um,

528
00:33:36,680 --> 00:33:38,560
Speaker 1: just to let you know, I'm the manager here at

529
00:33:38,600 --> 00:33:41,880
Speaker 1: Embargoes uh, it looks like there might have been a

530
00:33:41,920 --> 00:33:45,360
Speaker 1: waiter who was actually three kids stacked on top of

531
00:33:45,400 --> 00:33:50,280
Speaker 1: each other. I'm not uh so you know, if that happened,

532
00:33:50,280 --> 00:33:52,560
Speaker 1: I'm so sorry. Anyway, does anything I can get you?

533
00:33:52,600 --> 00:33:54,960
Speaker 1: Please let me know? First round of sauce, appetizers. I'm

534
00:33:54,960 --> 00:33:57,960
Speaker 1: happy to bring something out. Can I get some fucking lemonade?

535
00:33:58,880 --> 00:34:03,560
Speaker 1: And I would kill for On Palmer and Arnold Palmer? Sure? Yeah,

536
00:34:03,760 --> 00:34:07,840
Speaker 1: me and maybe both testicles belong in your pants. Jesus

537
00:34:08,080 --> 00:34:11,279
Speaker 1: just tuck them in, because honestly, to three, it's not

538
00:34:11,320 --> 00:34:13,400
Speaker 1: the one that I want to see. This is how

539
00:34:13,440 --> 00:34:16,759
Speaker 1: we do it in on bargoes. Okay, so like one

540
00:34:16,840 --> 00:34:23,279
Speaker 1: balls low, Hey, George, h listen, minutes left. We know,

541
00:34:23,480 --> 00:34:25,759
Speaker 1: we know you got the eight the angle bracelet from

542
00:34:25,800 --> 00:34:29,279
Speaker 1: the station. But but me and the other crooked boys here,

543
00:34:29,560 --> 00:34:31,680
Speaker 1: we got you a little something special. I think you

544
00:34:32,080 --> 00:34:35,880
Speaker 1: have to do that. No, no, we we all we

545
00:34:35,920 --> 00:34:39,160
Speaker 1: all chipped in. Uh it's actually I want to turn around.

546
00:34:39,160 --> 00:34:42,840
Speaker 1: It's right, it's right over there, it's right behind you. Okay,

547
00:34:42,920 --> 00:34:46,080
Speaker 1: so just what are we talking? Like six o'clock from

548
00:34:46,080 --> 00:34:48,400
Speaker 1: where I'm looking right now? Just literally want to just

549
00:34:48,440 --> 00:34:51,160
Speaker 1: turn around, Okay, so one eighty. So it's right right

550
00:34:51,200 --> 00:34:53,920
Speaker 1: around there. You're spinning around as a three sixty. Just

551
00:34:54,080 --> 00:34:57,400
Speaker 1: literally turn around, saw nimble. He's such a good shape.

552
00:34:57,440 --> 00:35:00,200
Speaker 1: He can do what he's fit. He's fit well. By way.

553
00:35:00,200 --> 00:35:02,080
Speaker 1: I got a bunch of sixty five year old ladies

554
00:35:02,120 --> 00:35:03,800
Speaker 1: from my high school. They want to join the Perfect

555
00:35:03,840 --> 00:35:08,040
Speaker 1: Cops Facebook group. That scene too, That is in fact

556
00:35:08,080 --> 00:35:17,960
Speaker 1: scene too. Oh babe. Three come source from Patron v

557
00:35:18,000 --> 00:35:21,400
Speaker 1: I P. John Bander, also new to the patron page.

558
00:35:21,440 --> 00:35:25,319
Speaker 1: Thank you John, Hey Kevin, I've got another idea for

559
00:35:25,400 --> 00:35:29,320
Speaker 1: a scene booking the wrong venue for a conference, concert,

560
00:35:29,400 --> 00:35:33,600
Speaker 1: birthday party or whatever. Maybe in front of a landscape

561
00:35:33,719 --> 00:35:37,960
Speaker 1: company or an adult entertainment store. Thank you, John Bender.

562
00:35:39,360 --> 00:35:46,480
Speaker 1: So timely. I want balloons. I want cake that is

563
00:35:46,560 --> 00:35:50,839
Speaker 1: actually made. Okay, Okay, I get it, Okay, all right. Um.

564
00:35:50,880 --> 00:35:56,840
Speaker 1: I want um presents that are honestly bigger than my body. Um. Okay, sweetheart,

565
00:35:56,880 --> 00:35:59,879
Speaker 1: I think I think I've made I think I've made

566
00:35:59,880 --> 00:36:06,120
Speaker 1: a steak. Um okay this. How how hard would it

567
00:36:06,120 --> 00:36:08,760
Speaker 1: be for you to contact all your friends and switch

568
00:36:08,840 --> 00:36:12,960
Speaker 1: up where we're going today? Well? I don't pretty hard.

569
00:36:12,960 --> 00:36:15,400
Speaker 1: You wouldn't let me get itself man, either buy a

570
00:36:15,440 --> 00:36:18,680
Speaker 1: beer or you get the funk out. Thank you. Probably

571
00:36:18,760 --> 00:36:21,319
Speaker 1: we'll take one beer. We'll take one beer. Just put

572
00:36:22,320 --> 00:36:25,719
Speaker 1: and here's my card. One beer and cash only. Man,

573
00:36:25,760 --> 00:36:28,560
Speaker 1: I don't do fucking credit. The government ain't gonna know

574
00:36:28,600 --> 00:36:32,560
Speaker 1: what's going on here. Okay, hold on, let me open

575
00:36:32,640 --> 00:36:35,120
Speaker 1: up this envelope really quick. So I want preasents that

576
00:36:35,239 --> 00:36:37,920
Speaker 1: are bigger than my body. I want all my friends

577
00:36:38,000 --> 00:36:42,480
Speaker 1: to leave inside of the trampoline. I want the bounce

578
00:36:42,560 --> 00:36:46,319
Speaker 1: house to be suspended in That sounds, I mean, that

579
00:36:46,360 --> 00:36:50,000
Speaker 1: sounds a little unrealistic. Right Now, here's a hundred dollar bill. Um,

580
00:36:50,680 --> 00:36:54,360
Speaker 1: just keep the tab open for now. Um, And what

581
00:36:54,440 --> 00:36:57,480
Speaker 1: are the odds? Is this is this fun and SuDS?

582
00:36:58,880 --> 00:37:02,040
Speaker 1: Yeah it is, okay, just making sure that and this

583
00:37:02,120 --> 00:37:08,000
Speaker 1: is three Oaks head quarters of the Fun and Sudge

584
00:37:08,440 --> 00:37:15,000
Speaker 1: outlaw biker game. Is there any possibility that we could

585
00:37:15,000 --> 00:37:18,239
Speaker 1: get like a trampoline or something. Oh, there's a trampoline

586
00:37:18,239 --> 00:37:23,040
Speaker 1: in back. It's my birthday. It's my little sweet pipp

587
00:37:23,480 --> 00:37:30,040
Speaker 1: fucking birthday. Damn you better watching ship fucking language. Whoa,

588
00:37:31,000 --> 00:37:36,240
Speaker 1: I like you cool? She's cool? Watch I like you? Whoa?

589
00:37:36,360 --> 00:37:39,880
Speaker 1: Damn you got some moves Okay, I like you, but

590
00:37:39,960 --> 00:37:42,000
Speaker 1: that old piece of ship you're with it? Or watch

591
00:37:42,080 --> 00:37:49,920
Speaker 1: his fucking mouth. That's my Oh my bad. Let me

592
00:37:49,960 --> 00:37:52,400
Speaker 1: tell you somebody, there's a hundred dollars. Ain't gonna keep

593
00:37:52,440 --> 00:37:54,719
Speaker 1: me quiet. You better keep this money coming. I'm gonna

594
00:37:54,719 --> 00:37:57,040
Speaker 1: break your fucking teeth and shift your legs in your ass.

595
00:37:58,400 --> 00:38:04,839
Speaker 1: Oh okay, how much? Yes? Hello? Four Seasons Landscaping. How

596
00:38:04,840 --> 00:38:10,560
Speaker 1: can I help you? Hi? I'm I'm at a location

597
00:38:10,640 --> 00:38:16,040
Speaker 1: that I I believe that I made an incorrect reservation. Um,

598
00:38:16,360 --> 00:38:19,680
Speaker 1: what's the name? What name is it? Under? Et cender?

599
00:38:19,840 --> 00:38:26,520
Speaker 1: It's under picking up? Picking up? Uh carl picking up? Yes,

600
00:38:27,200 --> 00:38:31,279
Speaker 1: that's me. Okay, I've got your location, three out on

601
00:38:31,360 --> 00:38:33,879
Speaker 1: three Oaks Road. No, yeah, yeah, that's the one. That's

602
00:38:33,880 --> 00:38:36,960
Speaker 1: the one. It's It was supposed to be a kids Sudds,

603
00:38:37,160 --> 00:38:39,080
Speaker 1: SuDS and Funds. I thought it was like a water

604
00:38:39,600 --> 00:38:43,000
Speaker 1: bounce house. I don't know. Um, so you thought that

605
00:38:43,120 --> 00:38:45,680
Speaker 1: the biker bar was for kids. I didn't know it

606
00:38:45,719 --> 00:38:47,480
Speaker 1: was a biker bar at all. So I didn't think

607
00:38:47,480 --> 00:38:48,920
Speaker 1: it was a biker bar for kids. I thought it

608
00:38:48,960 --> 00:38:52,520
Speaker 1: was just a bounce house with Sudds water park. I

609
00:38:52,520 --> 00:38:54,680
Speaker 1: don't kind of SuDS. What those have been for the kids?

610
00:38:55,120 --> 00:38:58,440
Speaker 1: Do you think soup sus sus? So you want the

611
00:38:58,520 --> 00:39:03,160
Speaker 1: kids splash around? And so I thought it sounded like

612
00:39:03,200 --> 00:39:08,960
Speaker 1: it was like a bubble like bubbles and in bounce house. Someone, Well,

613
00:39:09,120 --> 00:39:12,840
Speaker 1: if you could swap this reservation. This guy behind the counter,

614
00:39:12,960 --> 00:39:16,839
Speaker 1: he's looking at me right now. He's pretty aggressive. Put

615
00:39:16,920 --> 00:39:18,759
Speaker 1: him on the phone. Will you would you mind? This

616
00:39:18,800 --> 00:39:20,319
Speaker 1: is my cell phone. I don't think I really want

617
00:39:20,320 --> 00:39:22,200
Speaker 1: to pass Yeah, it's pass it on over to him.

618
00:39:22,239 --> 00:39:25,560
Speaker 1: I think, kay, hold on a second, excuse me? Would

619
00:39:25,560 --> 00:39:28,120
Speaker 1: you mind taking this car? And if you ever do

620
00:39:28,400 --> 00:39:30,759
Speaker 1: L S D, you do it as much as you can.

621
00:39:30,960 --> 00:39:33,600
Speaker 1: And what page interrupts you? But I'm on the phone

622
00:39:33,640 --> 00:39:39,440
Speaker 1: with where I did my bookings. If you wouldn't mind, Hello,

623
00:39:39,560 --> 00:39:42,600
Speaker 1: here you go, Kenny, Kenny, it's stave at a dispatch.

624
00:39:43,200 --> 00:39:46,680
Speaker 1: Oh you do? Damn good? How's uh? How's Carla? Jane?

625
00:39:47,640 --> 00:39:50,920
Speaker 1: She's good, she's good. It wasn't an O D. She

626
00:39:51,040 --> 00:39:54,120
Speaker 1: was just sleeping. She was just sleeping, So it wasn't

627
00:39:54,120 --> 00:39:56,319
Speaker 1: an O D. That's good to hear. Hey, listen, this

628
00:39:56,360 --> 00:39:58,719
Speaker 1: fellow that's standing there in front of he's got his

629
00:39:58,840 --> 00:40:00,960
Speaker 1: daughter with him, is Oh, she's cool as hell. But

630
00:40:00,960 --> 00:40:02,359
Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you right now, I want to beat

631
00:40:02,400 --> 00:40:05,919
Speaker 1: the funk out of this guy. Man cut his face

632
00:40:05,920 --> 00:40:08,879
Speaker 1: off a word of fucking god. Fair. Fair, But this

633
00:40:09,000 --> 00:40:11,880
Speaker 1: was what we talked about as part of your parole,

634
00:40:12,040 --> 00:40:15,239
Speaker 1: that you would cut less people. So you know what,

635
00:40:15,440 --> 00:40:19,879
Speaker 1: just kind of So your business is Four Seasons Landscaping,

636
00:40:20,320 --> 00:40:26,200
Speaker 1: that's right, and you are a third party, uh booking

637
00:40:26,200 --> 00:40:29,880
Speaker 1: booking dispatcher. Okay, yeah, so when people are looking to

638
00:40:29,960 --> 00:40:34,720
Speaker 1: book an event or and so they call Four Seasons

639
00:40:34,800 --> 00:40:40,399
Speaker 1: Landscaping and you refer them to the Okay, how can

640
00:40:40,440 --> 00:40:43,520
Speaker 1: I recover you? Business is going great? I'm sorry? Are

641
00:40:43,520 --> 00:40:45,440
Speaker 1: you a journalist? That was an interesting question? How is

642
00:40:45,480 --> 00:40:49,800
Speaker 1: business going? I am? I look, I'm I'm following the

643
00:40:50,280 --> 00:40:54,640
Speaker 1: Trump campaign. Oh, the Trump reelection campaign. It's now two

644
00:40:54,719 --> 00:40:57,919
Speaker 1: years into the Biden administration. The campaign is still going.

645
00:40:58,640 --> 00:41:01,160
Speaker 1: Uh and uh we understand that they're having a press

646
00:41:01,200 --> 00:41:06,640
Speaker 1: conference at at your business today, right that Giuliani fella

647
00:41:06,760 --> 00:41:10,160
Speaker 1: is coming back today and um man, oh man, he's

648
00:41:10,239 --> 00:41:13,920
Speaker 1: like squirrels in your pants crazy. Yeah. Yeah, so you've

649
00:41:13,920 --> 00:41:16,839
Speaker 1: seen him before, well, sure, a couple of years ago,

650
00:41:16,960 --> 00:41:19,960
Speaker 1: two years ago. Yeah, I remember that yeah. He Uh,

651
00:41:20,840 --> 00:41:22,920
Speaker 1: he's funny. I thought he was doing a bit, but

652
00:41:23,000 --> 00:41:25,920
Speaker 1: it turns out he's pretty sincere, which is even weirder.

653
00:41:26,200 --> 00:41:28,160
Speaker 1: I think everybody was under the impression two years ago

654
00:41:28,200 --> 00:41:32,200
Speaker 1: that you were a landscaping company. That's right, and uh

655
00:41:32,560 --> 00:41:35,719
Speaker 1: that location still is. Oh okay, so the original one

656
00:41:35,760 --> 00:41:42,160
Speaker 1: in Philadelphia, the outskirts of Philadelphia does landscaping. That's total

657
00:41:42,239 --> 00:41:44,839
Speaker 1: landscaping next to the prematorium in the porn shop. Hold

658
00:41:44,880 --> 00:41:48,440
Speaker 1: on one second, let me just get let's see, let's

659
00:41:48,440 --> 00:41:51,840
Speaker 1: see who it is. Okay, sure, uh caller, you're on

660
00:41:52,280 --> 00:41:55,680
Speaker 1: with myself and a journalist. Hey, a long time listener,

661
00:41:55,719 --> 00:41:58,480
Speaker 1: first time caller. I just wanted to say, all in all,

662
00:41:58,800 --> 00:42:00,920
Speaker 1: I'm loving this. I think it's so much fun. My

663
00:42:01,000 --> 00:42:03,920
Speaker 1: question is going are we going out right now? It

664
00:42:04,000 --> 00:42:08,680
Speaker 1: was the podcast? Sorry, this is a podcast live streaming. Okay, okay.

665
00:42:09,040 --> 00:42:13,160
Speaker 1: My question is to the journalist, you know what when

666
00:42:13,200 --> 00:42:18,279
Speaker 1: you're writing, why you know what's the uh? You know?

667
00:42:18,360 --> 00:42:20,239
Speaker 1: Where where do you get it? You know what I mean?

668
00:42:20,320 --> 00:42:23,080
Speaker 1: Is there some kind of you know, like you feel

669
00:42:23,080 --> 00:42:24,840
Speaker 1: like God is telling you how to write? You know,

670
00:42:24,840 --> 00:42:30,279
Speaker 1: thanks gonna mute him. So I think somewhere in there

671
00:42:30,280 --> 00:42:32,040
Speaker 1: that might have been a question about where do you

672
00:42:32,080 --> 00:42:34,319
Speaker 1: get it? Well, I I do you know. I don't

673
00:42:34,320 --> 00:42:37,000
Speaker 1: write fiction. I do you know? I I follow actual

674
00:42:37,040 --> 00:42:39,799
Speaker 1: news stories. But I do feel like I have amused,

675
00:42:39,840 --> 00:42:42,680
Speaker 1: like maybe like Terseus. You know, the god of playful

676
00:42:42,680 --> 00:42:45,560
Speaker 1: whispers is sometimes you know, that's the only god I'm

677
00:42:45,600 --> 00:42:48,360
Speaker 1: familiar with. Actually, yeah, yeah, I mean I pray to

678
00:42:48,440 --> 00:42:55,880
Speaker 1: him every day. Yep, A little lady. Yeah, what's your birthday? Right? Yeah,

679
00:42:55,960 --> 00:42:59,040
Speaker 1: it's my birthday and it's my best friend's birthday too.

680
00:42:59,040 --> 00:43:03,240
Speaker 1: What you didn't do for us? Pivet bitch? Whoa Jesus Christ?

681
00:43:03,600 --> 00:43:05,760
Speaker 1: You know my boy said you were you were good people.

682
00:43:06,239 --> 00:43:09,839
Speaker 1: I see why? How old? You'm fucking eight years old?

683
00:43:09,920 --> 00:43:16,520
Speaker 1: What are you gonna do with it? Eight years old?

684
00:43:17,160 --> 00:43:20,839
Speaker 1: Drop it? You have a fire a gun before? Yeah,

685
00:43:21,160 --> 00:43:26,000
Speaker 1: what do you think? What do you think? I don't live. No,

686
00:43:26,160 --> 00:43:28,719
Speaker 1: I did not mean to insinuate that you don't live

687
00:43:28,719 --> 00:43:32,120
Speaker 1: a little. You should not elect that what the host

688
00:43:32,160 --> 00:43:34,080
Speaker 1: is huh, Hey, get off me. I was trying to

689
00:43:34,120 --> 00:43:36,759
Speaker 1: have a conversation. Let me tell you something. Coupon. You

690
00:43:36,840 --> 00:43:38,920
Speaker 1: keep working around like this, you're gonna get shut in

691
00:43:38,960 --> 00:43:42,040
Speaker 1: the back of the head. Hey, guys. Hey, guys, I

692
00:43:42,040 --> 00:43:43,760
Speaker 1: want you to calm down in front of my daughter.

693
00:43:44,239 --> 00:43:49,440
Speaker 1: You guys are acting like a I don't know. Listen,

694
00:43:49,520 --> 00:43:53,680
Speaker 1: we don't like you. That guy. Hey, this eleven pounds

695
00:43:53,719 --> 00:43:58,040
Speaker 1: of cocaine ain't gonna unload itself off the truck. Hey,

696
00:43:58,320 --> 00:44:02,480
Speaker 1: new guy, go and load that cocaine. Me. I don't

697
00:44:01,680 --> 00:44:08,880
Speaker 1: know that. You don't embarrass me, It embarrass me. Just

698
00:44:09,000 --> 00:44:11,960
Speaker 1: do it all right, for your birthday. But this is

699
00:44:12,480 --> 00:44:18,560
Speaker 1: it's my birthday. Wish is what I want there, old timer? Okay,

700
00:44:20,120 --> 00:44:26,280
Speaker 1: he does it down. Everybody down on the ground, people

701
00:44:26,360 --> 00:44:32,279
Speaker 1: holding cocaine during the arrest. But you're just okay okay, Ted, Ted,

702
00:44:32,360 --> 00:44:37,640
Speaker 1: let me tag in here, let me tag in Okay, guys,

703
00:44:37,800 --> 00:44:40,920
Speaker 1: I it's my last five minutes as a cop. Uh

704
00:44:41,400 --> 00:44:45,000
Speaker 1: and come on the Fun and Suns gang or they're

705
00:44:45,040 --> 00:44:50,320
Speaker 1: you know, they're not really criminals. I know everything looks

706
00:44:50,400 --> 00:44:53,680
Speaker 1: bad here, Ted, but don't worry. I got this. Can

707
00:44:53,680 --> 00:44:55,960
Speaker 1: we at least get that guy. I need to. One

708
00:44:56,000 --> 00:45:02,440
Speaker 1: guy's gotta get arrested. This gang does look suspicious. I

709
00:45:02,440 --> 00:45:04,759
Speaker 1: don't know this guy. I don't know this guy. You

710
00:45:04,840 --> 00:45:08,720
Speaker 1: touch my dad and you're gonna reek You're gonna reek

711
00:45:08,760 --> 00:45:14,000
Speaker 1: because I'm gonna shoot all over you. Oh my god, business,

712
00:45:14,239 --> 00:45:16,200
Speaker 1: I don't want to reek, Okay, no, no, nor do

713
00:45:16,320 --> 00:45:19,960
Speaker 1: I I'm gonna I'm gonna unload it on you. I've

714
00:45:19,960 --> 00:45:24,239
Speaker 1: been okay, alright, hold on, I'm also a cop here.

715
00:45:24,280 --> 00:45:26,920
Speaker 1: I'm also a cop. So I see I see birthday balloons.

716
00:45:26,960 --> 00:45:30,560
Speaker 1: They kind of remind me of retirement balloons. George. Maybe

717
00:45:30,600 --> 00:45:34,160
Speaker 1: we can spend the last couple of minutes of your

718
00:45:34,200 --> 00:45:36,759
Speaker 1: time on the force celebrating you. Maybe you can turn

719
00:45:36,760 --> 00:45:44,839
Speaker 1: around from one second? I can you fucking cop? You're

720
00:45:44,840 --> 00:45:53,600
Speaker 1: a fucking pick cop? What what the everybody like? Alright, alright,

721
00:45:55,640 --> 00:46:00,320
Speaker 1: turn around like all the way or just like, okay,

722
00:46:00,480 --> 00:46:03,359
Speaker 1: break down. He's doing a split. That old guy spro

723
00:46:03,600 --> 00:46:09,600
Speaker 1: Holy yeah, alright, listen. Undercovered, that's right, I'm undercovered, coupon.

724
00:46:10,200 --> 00:46:14,040
Speaker 1: I don't like guns, I don't eat bad food, I

725
00:46:14,080 --> 00:46:18,719
Speaker 1: don't like to wear leather. I don't like heavy metal. Man,

726
00:46:19,920 --> 00:46:23,040
Speaker 1: I feel like you're just attacking me. What the fuck? Yeah,

727
00:46:23,160 --> 00:46:27,400
Speaker 1: no one else is on that same train athetically. I mean,

728
00:46:27,400 --> 00:46:29,239
Speaker 1: there's a whole culture here man, and like you gotta

729
00:46:29,280 --> 00:46:32,080
Speaker 1: just go after me and my things. Man. Look, the

730
00:46:32,120 --> 00:46:35,000
Speaker 1: point is George is a good cop. He's got thirty

731
00:46:35,000 --> 00:46:37,399
Speaker 1: seconds left till he retires, and we're gonna make sure

732
00:46:37,400 --> 00:46:41,000
Speaker 1: this is a big bus for him on the way out. Okay, well,

733
00:46:41,080 --> 00:46:42,600
Speaker 1: let me let me just turn around. Take a look

734
00:46:42,600 --> 00:46:46,320
Speaker 1: at these balloons that you say are there? Bang he

735
00:46:46,440 --> 00:46:52,520
Speaker 1: shore he shouldn't. He's popping all those balloons with that gun.

736
00:46:53,400 --> 00:46:57,160
Speaker 1: Birthday here here, here, here, here, here, take the gun,

737
00:46:58,280 --> 00:47:07,040
Speaker 1: the gun. There you go. Many are those bullets dipped

738
00:47:07,040 --> 00:47:12,640
Speaker 1: in LSD? So how is the party? Um? You know

739
00:47:12,880 --> 00:47:16,560
Speaker 1: it was? Um, Rebecca, stay out of this. I'm talking

740
00:47:16,600 --> 00:47:21,839
Speaker 1: to my ex time whatever. Um. I I don't know

741
00:47:21,840 --> 00:47:24,680
Speaker 1: where our daughter is. I think she joined a buce

742
00:47:24,760 --> 00:47:34,960
Speaker 1: gay Rebecca st there was a lot of cocaine. Cops

743
00:47:35,040 --> 00:47:36,960
Speaker 1: came and it turned out the cops were working with

744
00:47:37,040 --> 00:47:41,000
Speaker 1: the biker gang and they really loved our daughter with you.

745
00:47:41,080 --> 00:47:43,600
Speaker 1: What is Rebecca? Stay? How did they? Okay, give me

746
00:47:43,640 --> 00:47:47,720
Speaker 1: more clear, I don't know. I think that our daughter

747
00:47:47,800 --> 00:47:56,080
Speaker 1: has joined a bike gang. Like, Rebecca, are you kidding

748
00:47:56,120 --> 00:47:59,480
Speaker 1: me to stay out of it? Okay, Okay, Well what

749
00:47:59,840 --> 00:48:02,279
Speaker 1: have we to? What's my god? I hate you? So

750
00:48:02,440 --> 00:48:05,640
Speaker 1: I don't know what like it's just the first time

751
00:48:05,640 --> 00:48:07,919
Speaker 1: it was with our kid at the panty baseball game

752
00:48:08,160 --> 00:48:10,600
Speaker 1: or the football game, and now it's our daughter and

753
00:48:10,680 --> 00:48:13,600
Speaker 1: it's just I guess I'm just not a good father.

754
00:48:14,600 --> 00:48:20,000
Speaker 1: Hard you're not. She swimming, got divorced. This is okay, Okay,

755
00:48:20,160 --> 00:48:27,200
Speaker 1: let's calm down. Let's just calm down. Refact. What the funk?

756
00:48:27,239 --> 00:48:30,680
Speaker 1: How is that helpful? Okay? All right, let's okay. So

757
00:48:30,719 --> 00:48:33,680
Speaker 1: the gang has her, the cops has here. What what's

758
00:48:33,440 --> 00:48:36,360
Speaker 1: it's so much that they why did you leave and

759
00:48:36,440 --> 00:48:39,680
Speaker 1: come here? Why didn't they literally made me leave? They

760
00:48:39,719 --> 00:48:42,160
Speaker 1: said I wasn't welcome and they could break my legs

761
00:48:42,160 --> 00:48:43,879
Speaker 1: and shove them down on my spot, or I could

762
00:48:43,920 --> 00:48:48,920
Speaker 1: go uctually, the only I got to huh, and you

763
00:48:49,040 --> 00:48:51,920
Speaker 1: chose to go? Well, I mean she was telling me

764
00:48:51,960 --> 00:48:54,480
Speaker 1: that she was giving me safe passage. It was basically

765
00:48:54,520 --> 00:48:56,480
Speaker 1: only because of our sweet Pee that I was even

766
00:48:56,520 --> 00:48:59,200
Speaker 1: able to leave. So she's running the crimes in the

767
00:48:59,280 --> 00:49:02,480
Speaker 1: kid that's involved police. Now, I don't know if she's

768
00:49:02,560 --> 00:49:06,120
Speaker 1: running it, but she's got enough swede to let me go. Well,

769
00:49:06,360 --> 00:49:08,279
Speaker 1: Mr Julietta, I guess it's just you and me at

770
00:49:08,280 --> 00:49:11,040
Speaker 1: this press conference because the cops have cordoned off all

771
00:49:11,120 --> 00:49:15,359
Speaker 1: access to uh the Four Seasons landscaping? Did you want

772
00:49:15,360 --> 00:49:20,200
Speaker 1: to tell me why we're here? First of all, let

773
00:49:20,239 --> 00:49:23,439
Speaker 1: me just say that that poor at cocksucker was full

774
00:49:23,440 --> 00:49:26,200
Speaker 1: of shit. I knew what was happening the whole time.

775
00:49:27,840 --> 00:49:31,400
Speaker 1: Yeah that was a while ago. Yeah it's been a

776
00:49:31,400 --> 00:49:35,240
Speaker 1: couple of years, I suppose, But what was the question?

777
00:49:37,880 --> 00:49:44,760
Speaker 1: Even more of a pirate? Did? All right? Boss lady,

778
00:49:44,800 --> 00:49:46,960
Speaker 1: you just tell us what to do next, and uh,

779
00:49:47,640 --> 00:49:50,200
Speaker 1: we'll do it. Are you fucking telling me what to

780
00:49:50,320 --> 00:49:53,919
Speaker 1: tell you to do? No? I'm sorry you think you

781
00:49:53,920 --> 00:49:59,000
Speaker 1: can come in here and tell me to tell you

782
00:49:58,920 --> 00:50:05,600
Speaker 1: to do? No? No, and a thing? So your parents

783
00:50:06,440 --> 00:50:11,040
Speaker 1: sent a postcard? Don't talk about my loser parents. Okay?

784
00:50:11,480 --> 00:50:14,799
Speaker 1: If I want to talk about my parents, let's go

785
00:50:14,840 --> 00:50:21,279
Speaker 1: about my parents. It's my daughter's wedding. You can't have

786
00:50:21,600 --> 00:50:27,440
Speaker 1: one favor. Are you coming here? Can you ask me

787
00:50:28,000 --> 00:50:31,480
Speaker 1: to tell you? What? Did you do do? You want me

788
00:50:31,480 --> 00:50:35,040
Speaker 1: to get rid of this guy? Godmother? Please? What? George?

789
00:50:35,280 --> 00:50:37,839
Speaker 1: What do I know? I know? I know I got

790
00:50:37,840 --> 00:50:46,200
Speaker 1: an extension. That's our show for today. Holy cow, that

791
00:50:46,280 --> 00:50:51,000
Speaker 1: was fantastic, Jack. Honestly and truly, I don't want to

792
00:50:51,000 --> 00:50:53,160
Speaker 1: see the Godfather. I want to see the god Mother

793
00:50:53,320 --> 00:50:56,520
Speaker 1: one too, and possibly three. How old was she as

794
00:50:56,560 --> 00:51:00,760
Speaker 1: the Godmother? Just nine? She had just turned nine. Yeah,

795
00:51:01,080 --> 00:51:04,640
Speaker 1: she aged quickly. God bless once you got inside the organization,

796
00:51:05,200 --> 00:51:08,080
Speaker 1: Let's thank all of our alchemist starting at Dr James Heeney,

797
00:51:08,480 --> 00:51:13,040
Speaker 1: Jimmy Jangles, thanks for having me. I really am going

798
00:51:13,080 --> 00:51:16,760
Speaker 1: to double down on checking out Twitch dot tv slash

799
00:51:16,840 --> 00:51:23,520
Speaker 1: b S comedy Wednesday nights about eight o'clock. Okay cool,

800
00:51:23,920 --> 00:51:29,200
Speaker 1: Thank you for that, and now please get in the car. Uh. Joey, Gareth,

801
00:51:29,239 --> 00:51:31,840
Speaker 1: thank you as well for being here today. Always a pleasure,

802
00:51:31,880 --> 00:51:36,319
Speaker 1: My goodness, thank you for having me. If people have

803
00:51:36,400 --> 00:51:39,319
Speaker 1: not checked out Ice Spiders on Amazon Prime, I really

804
00:51:39,320 --> 00:51:44,880
Speaker 1: recommend that. It's one of Craig's favorite movies. Thank you

805
00:51:44,920 --> 00:51:49,040
Speaker 1: for that Greg comment, I'm not familiar with it. Adding

806
00:51:49,040 --> 00:51:54,719
Speaker 1: it to Mike you, I guess yes, Uh anything else

807
00:51:54,800 --> 00:51:58,360
Speaker 1: either of you do want to mention I'm COVID free

808
00:51:58,400 --> 00:52:02,719
Speaker 1: as of Monday at twelve four five pm, and uh,

809
00:52:02,760 --> 00:52:05,400
Speaker 1: I don't need that Q tip up my nose and

810
00:52:05,400 --> 00:52:09,120
Speaker 1: into my brain anytime again soon. You aren't those incredibly

811
00:52:09,160 --> 00:52:12,200
Speaker 1: and it's also to varying degrees depending on who's conducting

812
00:52:12,239 --> 00:52:15,880
Speaker 1: the test. They don't seem to have any actual actually

813
00:52:16,080 --> 00:52:18,880
Speaker 1: you know, rules and regulations that they're all following. It

814
00:52:18,920 --> 00:52:20,640
Speaker 1: seems to be on I'm gonna go one quarter of

815
00:52:20,680 --> 00:52:23,400
Speaker 1: the way up, I'm gonna go two thirds. Yeah, completely different.

816
00:52:23,640 --> 00:52:27,640
Speaker 1: I'm gonna push this through the back of your skull. Uh.

817
00:52:28,360 --> 00:52:33,399
Speaker 1: So yeah, that's for commercial. You're about the commercial this week? Yeah,

818
00:52:33,760 --> 00:52:36,200
Speaker 1: but they don't know what I'm doing since getting the tests,

819
00:52:36,320 --> 00:52:39,600
Speaker 1: So nope, what's the points? When are you shooting? I

820
00:52:39,600 --> 00:52:42,040
Speaker 1: don't need to ask this right now. Well i'll tell you.

821
00:52:42,040 --> 00:52:45,759
Speaker 1: I'll tell you off. Yeah, I don't know fair enough.

822
00:52:46,320 --> 00:52:48,399
Speaker 1: And Jackie, thank you so much for that question, as

823
00:52:48,400 --> 00:52:50,480
Speaker 1: well as being here today. Thank you very much for

824
00:52:50,480 --> 00:52:53,160
Speaker 1: having me. Happy to be here, always a pleasure, real

825
00:52:53,200 --> 00:52:57,880
Speaker 1: fun time. Yeah. Yeah, Folks will find you on the socials,

826
00:52:58,120 --> 00:53:01,120
Speaker 1: they'll find I'm at Jackie Truth. And if you like

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Speaker 1: Christmas movies, um uh, the Most Wonderful Pod we're talking

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Speaker 1: about bad Christmas movies and we'll be recording again in December.

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Speaker 1: Now I'll be hovering at something right, Yeah, the most

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Speaker 1: Wonderful Pod is the most wonderful pot of the year.

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Speaker 1: Oh sweet, Yeah, alright, christ All Verado. I got nothing.

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Speaker 1: I'm just kind of shot that Craig has book two

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Speaker 1: amount of time, because I feel like I'm doing my

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Speaker 1: best when I auditioned and stuff. It's a marathon, buddy. Yeah, Um,

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Speaker 1: it's awesome. You can do it. You can do it

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Speaker 1: all from home. Just send them in. You know. I've

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Speaker 1: been doing I've been doing that. That's the thing is

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Speaker 1: gotten I'm done, like six or seven. I was like,

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Speaker 1: I'm not gonna do it. You just say out of them,

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Speaker 1: maybe that's cool. Hell yeah, um yeah, most wonderful pot

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Speaker 1: of the year or whatever. All right, let's stop our

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Speaker 1: engineering producing the stars, Mr and the fine focus that

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Speaker 1: I heart media. I'm Kevin Poll and thanking you also

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Speaker 1: damn much for checking us out. Please tell everyone you've

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Speaker 1: ever met and write a review if if, if you

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Speaker 1: are of mind. I'm sure James will have a few

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Speaker 1: to share with us next week. And also please continue

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Speaker 1: to Reddit. Chris loves reporting those and I am grateful

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Speaker 1: to him and to you all for contributing. Be involved

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Speaker 1: in the show any damn way. You please we greatly

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Speaker 1: appreciate it um and be kind to each other. What

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Speaker 1: the hell they couldn't hurt. Thanks again, until next time

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