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Speaker 1: It's the radio segment that's improving bathroom time with new

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Speaker 1: Taco flavored toilet paper. Take one square for down there,

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Speaker 1: one square for upstairs. Please tell me.

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Speaker 2: It's before you put any hot sauce on it.

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Speaker 1: Whatever it is. Wipe your sadness away with Laser Stories,

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Speaker 1: the segment where we read weird news stories around the globe,

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Speaker 1: just like everyone else does, except we've got a laser.

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Speaker 1: Those other case of dillweed's just dun't. This first laser

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Speaker 1: story is out of California. A man named Reuben Tamarizarian

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Speaker 1: and his wife owned a gorgeous luxury Rolls Royce and

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Speaker 1: a couple months ago, it was unfortunately destroyed when a

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Speaker 1: bear got inside of it. So many bear TikTok videos

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Speaker 1: like in people's houses. Yeah, and it wasn't just his car.

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Speaker 1: The bear managed to get inside of twenty fifteen Mercedes

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Speaker 1: He's G sixty three and also a twenty twenty two

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Speaker 1: Mercedes E three point fifty owned by other family members.

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Speaker 1: Bear got good and some of those luxury cars. You

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Speaker 1: have to have the fob, I bet you you had

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Speaker 1: to do you think the bear has up when he

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Speaker 1: got in?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, and it just.

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Speaker 1: Just annihilated all the interiors, all three. All three, the seats,

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Speaker 1: the walls, the ceilings, all torn to shreds.

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Speaker 2: Why the car. Maybe they're a threat because they're like

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Speaker 2: his size from one car one, That's what I'm saying.

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Speaker 1: Luckily, the owners all had surveillance video of the incident. However,

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Speaker 1: when they turned it over to the insurance something didn't

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Speaker 1: seem right. Even with the black and white, grainy video,

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Speaker 1: the bear looked very much like a human in a

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Speaker 1: bear costume. The insurance companies brought in a biologist from

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Speaker 1: the California Department of Fish and Wildlife to review the footage,

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Speaker 1: and he concluded it was clearly a human in a

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Speaker 1: bear suit them. That's when the authorities got a warrant

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Speaker 1: and searched the home, where they quickly discovered the bear

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Speaker 1: costume and handheld metal claws. They destroyed their own cars

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Speaker 1: and then kept the costume. That they did it in

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Speaker 1: idiom If it worked, they probably wanted to destroy more stuff.

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Speaker 1: I bet they weren't Halloween because it is a good

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Speaker 1: bear costume. Like four people have now been arrested in

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Speaker 1: charged with insurance fraud and conspiracy and those cars million

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Speaker 1: so this is not like a little No word on

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Speaker 1: which officer gets to keep the bear suit for the

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Speaker 1: next company costume. It's a great costume. This next laser

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Speaker 1: story is out of toy Topia. A few months ago

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Speaker 1: we reported on the Toy Hall of Fame finalists. Just

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Speaker 1: yesterday the three newest inductees were selected. Glad the fanfare.

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Speaker 1: They are My Little Pony. Yes, My Little Pony was

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Speaker 1: first produced in nineteen eighty two. Now they're in the

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Speaker 1: Hall of Fame partying today Silent also Transformers Robot. How

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Speaker 1: is Transformers not in there already?

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Speaker 2: Dude?

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Speaker 1: It takes a long time have these toys to get in.

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Speaker 1: There's a lot of good candidates. And the third and

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Speaker 1: final one was the card game Phase ten, created in

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Speaker 1: nineteen eighty two. You ever heard of it? I love

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Speaker 1: that game.

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Speaker 2: It's kind of like who know, mixed with rummy maybe

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Speaker 2: is what you could call it.

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Speaker 1: And you have different faith, like you have to get

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Speaker 1: three cards and I didn't think it could be more

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Speaker 1: boring than the words Phase ten, but you did play

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Speaker 1: god Rock just sad as you can imagine. Toy bloggers

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Speaker 1: all over the world were up in arms about that

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Speaker 1: final choice because a lot of great toys got left out, Nicole.

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Speaker 2: You guys should be sleeping on this game.

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Speaker 1: The ones that missed out were the board game Apples

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Speaker 1: to Apples and the Pokemon trading card games like a

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Speaker 1: billion dollar industry.

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Speaker 2: I know, but who knows how to play that game?

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Speaker 1: Along with remote controlled cars, hobby horses, trampolines, and plain

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Speaker 1: old balloons, a.

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Speaker 2: Los choking hazard.

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Speaker 1: Bok is so fun again with the four play stuff, Brooks,

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Speaker 1: stop it. We're gonna have too on his playing guard.

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Speaker 1: All we have to do. They're all gonna have to

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Speaker 1: wait till next year to try and get into the

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Speaker 1: Hall of Fame. Wow, brook don't say anything else. We're

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Speaker 1: moving on to the next Lazer story out of Asia.

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Speaker 1: I know everyone on this show is waiting for it.

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Speaker 1: Moo Dang, the viral and bouncing baby Pygmy Hippa from

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Speaker 1: Thailand now officially has a song.

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Speaker 2: I Love It.

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Speaker 1: The internet's favorite chubby animal released the track in four

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Speaker 1: different languages for her global fans. It's only fifty seconds

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Speaker 1: long and it's appropriately titled Moo Dang, Moo Dang. Oh,

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Speaker 1: I love it. I don't even hear it. It's gonna

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Speaker 1: be on repeat? Is it?

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Speaker 2: Absolutely?

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Speaker 1: Very creative. Let's listen to a clip.

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Speaker 2: Mood ng Wing Blaine Qing, Bling w wring Ling Bling,

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Speaker 2: wood Ing Wing, Blaine Wwing, Blayne Wing Blaine Blang Blain

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Speaker 2: Wooding Wing, Blaine Wwing Wang Wing Wan Blang Way Wing

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Speaker 2: Blaine wouldn't get.

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Speaker 1: The idea you could do this for fifty seconds. I

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Speaker 1: can't go to do you think.

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Speaker 2: Of this first?

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Speaker 1: I know Jude Blodang's gonna be opening for Sabrina Conventer. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: next time, as they should be. Now, the big question

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Speaker 1: on everyone's mind will this song be the next baby Shark?

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Speaker 1: The answer unclear? But Hi Moo Dang, whose name literally

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Speaker 1: means bouncy pork, has been raking in the money for

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Speaker 1: the zoo that she lives at. The zoo, estimates has

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Speaker 1: received an average of five thousand visitors a day. And

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Speaker 1: she was born. Yes, she's viral, Yes, and it's selling

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Speaker 1: Moodang clothes, betting, and other merchandise for millions and millions

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Speaker 1: of dollars.

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Speaker 2: Dallas makes me.

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Speaker 1: How the fun of bolo.

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Speaker 2: I'm listening to that song again.

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Speaker 1: The good news is, if you want that Moodang song,

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Speaker 1: you can find it for free right now up on

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Speaker 1: the Brook and Jeffrey insta story just one week song

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Speaker 1: of the Week instead of she bangs yes, moodang moodany

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Speaker 1: Come on, that's pretty good. We'll put it in rotation.

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Speaker 1: His next lays are stories out of Computer Central. Every year,

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Speaker 1: a company called nord Pass goes through all the lists

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Speaker 1: of hacked passwords that got leaked on the Internet to

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Speaker 1: figure out the most common, easy hackable ones that people

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Speaker 1: are for some reason still using.

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Speaker 2: Two.

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Speaker 1: You won't believe it. The password one, two, three, four,

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Speaker 1: five six is not the most commonly hacked this year.

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Speaker 1: It's number two. The top hacked password that Americans used

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Speaker 1: was the word secret. The password took less than a

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Speaker 1: second to be hacked, and it's been used more than

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Speaker 1: three hundred and twenty eight thousand times. The rest of

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Speaker 1: the worst top ten include password quirity one two three,

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Speaker 1: because quirity are the letters that are all in a

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Speaker 1: row on a keyboard, just typed on a row, quirity

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Speaker 1: one one to three, four, five, six, seven, eight nine,

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Speaker 1: password one one, five, six, seven eight one with three

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Speaker 1: for five, and ABC one two three. Do you think

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Speaker 1: that those are.

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Speaker 2: All from people forgetting them and then having to reset it?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that is now what it was, but it has

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Speaker 1: like so many exclamation points, I just can't.

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Speaker 2: Ever remember what it is.

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Speaker 1: Literally reset mine number two weeks. Other common bad ones

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Speaker 1: include I love you Baseball, Princess Football, monkey butt, and

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Speaker 1: sunshine Okay, yeah, oh use three t's Noah, you can

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Speaker 1: guess which one this guy uses. One hundred on monkey butt. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I think that's actually the bumper sticker on the back

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Speaker 1: of his shell, says I break for monkey but who does?

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Speaker 1: You Probably shouldn't put the password though on the sack though,

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Speaker 1: But that soundings Laser Stories has come to an end

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Speaker 1: for the day. We'll do it again the same time

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Speaker 1: on Monday

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Speaker 2: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning