Speaker 1: Did you miss the biggest event in America over the weekend.
Speaker 1: It's a jubile show. Well, if he did, don't worry
Speaker 1: about it, because we've got you covered. Because something happened
Speaker 1: over the weekend that's bigger than the Oscars, the Super Bowl,
Speaker 1: or Big Jimmy's Backyard Boxing Extravaganza. Over the weekend, an
Speaker 1: event was held that captured the attention of millions of
Speaker 1: Americans and may soon be bigger than the Olympics. It
Speaker 1: was the second annual Florida Man Games and it was
Speaker 1: a huge success. Again, if you don't know what the
Speaker 1: Florida Man Games are, we'll go over it and let
Speaker 1: you know what you missed out on, because apparently it
Speaker 1: was bigger and better than ever. It's only been going
Speaker 1: for two years now, but people are loving it. And
Speaker 1: here are some of the events that you missed.
Speaker 2: I'm so sad I missed it.
Speaker 1: Yeah. It's basically like if you got a couple of
Speaker 1: drunk Americans in charge of the Olympics, right, That's what
Speaker 1: happened the Florida Man Games. One of the events was
Speaker 1: the Evading Arrest Obstacle course Why Beautiful, where you escape
Speaker 1: from handcuffs, throw an alligator through a drive through window,
Speaker 1: steal a catalytic converter, all while being chased by the cops.
Speaker 2: Why do you get an alligator? Bro Russer though.
Speaker 3: Can you imagine, though, though, what that sounds like like
Speaker 3: if it was the Olympics, Like, what an interesting techniquey
Speaker 3: the catalytic converter.
Speaker 4: It's got to be so hard between the catalytic converter
Speaker 4: and then getting an alligator. And how do you get
Speaker 4: yourself out of handcuffs. I'm sorry, but that's that's actually gills.
Speaker 4: That actually does sound like a pretty tough event. Yeah,
Speaker 4: you gotta get out of the handcuffs, jump in the lake,
Speaker 4: grab an alligator, take it somewhere to throw it into
Speaker 4: a window, and then grab that catalytic convertering.
Speaker 2: That's a lot.
Speaker 1: That's another event that was held at the annual second
Speaker 1: Annual Floorida Man Games, the Weaponized Pool Noodle mud Duel
Speaker 1: And it's like the joust from American Gladiators if you
Speaker 1: remember that, but it's in a baby pool and the
Speaker 1: jousting pools the jousting poles are made of pool noodles
Speaker 1: and duct tape.
Speaker 2: Is not of the best theme for a party it's this.
Speaker 4: Well, it doesn't have to be the official games, but
Speaker 4: if you're into themes when you throw parties, you should
Speaker 4: have the Florida Man Game theme because this one you
Speaker 4: can actually do.
Speaker 2: In your backyard.
Speaker 3: It does feel dangerous though. It feels poodles. You ever
Speaker 3: been hit ball? You've been hit by a soggy pool noodle?
Speaker 4: Yes?
Speaker 1: Actually literally had millions of people watching this. Kroy Burns
Speaker 1: of Jacksonville triumphed over Chris Stennett from Newport Richie in
Speaker 1: that jousting competition. So Ryan, good job, Croy croy Burns.
Speaker 2: Up it and put him on a log or something,
Speaker 2: you know.
Speaker 1: Kroy Burns getting on his hobby horse. We were worried
Speaker 1: croy Burns wasn't going to make the competition because he's
Speaker 1: been locked up in the county jail. He's out now
Speaker 1: and ready to take him on.
Speaker 4: Uh.
Speaker 1: The Florida Sumo Cage match and beer chug is also
Speaker 1: another event was held at the second annual Florida Man
Speaker 1: Games Party. Yeah that sound fun. You wear an inner
Speaker 1: tube and you fight someone while holding a picture of
Speaker 1: beer and try not to spill it.
Speaker 2: I'm wanting to do that, Vicky.
Speaker 1: I'm in on a technicality.
Speaker 5: On a technicality, a little bit of beer did spill
Speaker 5: out onto the I would love to see that right now.
Speaker 1: The referees reviewing the play. The loser can still get
Speaker 1: points by chugging the winner's remaining beer.
Speaker 2: Take down his beer coming to a front you.
Speaker 1: They did have a couple of new events too at
Speaker 1: this year's Florida Man Games. The Hurricane Party Prep, grocer
Speaker 1: Aisle Brawl, Sweep with Anger. It's basically just all fighting
Speaker 1: and stealing stuff. It's like medieval jousting, but in shopping.
Speaker 2: Carts permits to do any of them.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and if no one that falls, you just fight
Speaker 1: it out for hurricane supplies and gets the most supplies win.
Speaker 2: I gotta be honest.
Speaker 3: I was born in Florida and right outside of Orlando,
Speaker 3: and I am really proud of that state right now.
Speaker 3: I think it's hard for that state to get things together.
Speaker 3: I think it's hard for them to put stuff together.
Speaker 3: And they've got millions of people watching them be them.
Speaker 4: And I like that.
Speaker 1: We're talking about the second annual Florida Man Games that
Speaker 1: happened over the weekend. We're a huge success.
Speaker 2: You're Florid.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Another new event they had was the human beer Pong.
Speaker 1: You're an inflatable but you're in a big inflatable bubble
Speaker 1: and you have to get past someone and then jump
Speaker 1: in a pool that looks like a red Solo cup
Speaker 1: and the loser has to chug beer or whiskey or bong.
Speaker 2: Water, bomb water. They get a choice like, oh my god, water,
Speaker 2: it was bong water.
Speaker 4: After you smoke a like, you know, I would think
Speaker 4: it's just the water.
Speaker 3: Imagine if they put all this effort into anything else, right,
Speaker 3: anything in Florida.
Speaker 4: If they keep this up, this is gonna be great
Speaker 4: for tourism because I don't know that many people that
Speaker 4: wouldn't want to see this.
Speaker 5: The new American Ninja Warriors come from all over the
Speaker 5: world to compete in the Florida Man Are you gonna
Speaker 5: work out this year? No, man, I'm getting in shape
Speaker 5: for the Florida Man Games. It's just pound of beers,
Speaker 5: bong water, handcuffs.
Speaker 1: Yeah, over the world.
Speaker 2: I used to work for the Queen, but now I
Speaker 2: want to drink.
Speaker 1: Other attractions at the second annual Florida Man Games this
Speaker 1: year included acts throwing lawnmower races, whoa mechanical gator instead
Speaker 1: of a bull.
Speaker 2: That's awesome.
Speaker 1: The best mullet contest, of course, obviously. Yeah.
Speaker 3: I will say, if you have you ever seen a
Speaker 3: lawnmower in Florida, it is a wild ride. I mean
Speaker 3: they got like full blown engines on those lawnmowers around.
Speaker 3: They're not messing around. Don't worry those.
Speaker 1: If you missed the Florida Man Games this year, you'll
Speaker 1: get another chance because they've already announce they're doing it again.
Speaker 1: Because of specific success, they become.
Speaker 2: A very patriotic thing in America.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we should like go the thrill in the pageantry
Speaker 1: the Florida. The top five winning teams were Hanky Spanky
Speaker 1: from Saint John's County fifty eight points. They were the
Speaker 1: number one. They won basically, Vero Man from Vero Beach
Speaker 1: probably Indian River County forty eight points, Ronan Space Cadets
Speaker 1: from Bereverd County forty seven points, Streaming Eagles forty five points,
Speaker 1: and Storm Search from Duval County forty three points. I'm
Speaker 1: just imagin.
Speaker 2: He's a clear winner by their name already.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 1: The winning teams won bragging rights, one thousand dollars and
Speaker 1: a chance to win another thousand dollars in the Cap
Speaker 1: five cash grab event.
Speaker 4: No wait, a secondirligned by wrangling an alligator and they
Speaker 4: got a thousands thousand bucks.
Speaker 3: Yeah, nope, we need to get some big players involved
Speaker 3: in this. We need a million dollar prize for the
Speaker 3: Florida Man.
Speaker 1: Also got a champions belt, oh of course, retals and
Speaker 1: a Florida flag.
Speaker 3: We need a million dollar winner because what I want
Speaker 3: to see is what the winner of the Florida Man
Speaker 3: Games does with a million dollars. I want the follow
Speaker 3: up reality series to the guy who just became a
Speaker 3: millionaire for chugging beer and slamming into things and breaking
Speaker 3: out of handcuffs.
Speaker 2: That's what I want.
Speaker 1: Like those documentaries they do on people who won the
Speaker 1: lottery and spend it all on samurai samurai prison hummers.
Speaker 1: It would be definitely