WEBVTT - "Laws" w/ Honey Pluton and Spike Einbinder

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<v Speaker 2>Podcast starts now. What is up everyone around the world

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<v Speaker 2>and welcome to Stradia Lab. We have been teasing starting

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<v Speaker 2>this podcast for over fifteen minutes and now guess what

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<v Speaker 2>we are giving that sweet release of actually starting the podcast. George,

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<v Speaker 2>how are you?

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<v Speaker 1>The technology required to record what we're doing now was

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<v Speaker 1>invented pretty much two days ago. There are two of

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<v Speaker 1>us in Times Square. There is one person at home

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<v Speaker 1>in Los Angeles while fires are raging around him, and

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<v Speaker 1>are raging around him.

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<v Speaker 2>Which and so we have somehow managed to come together,

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<v Speaker 2>despite all the odds and despite the world crumbling, to

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<v Speaker 2>record a podcast. And it's actually our first recording of

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<v Speaker 2>the year, which is kind of crazy.

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<v Speaker 1>It is. It's our first recording of the year. So

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<v Speaker 1>I just want to say, happy new year. So far

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<v Speaker 1>it is not a great one, but there is still hope.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I gotta say we did start off on a

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<v Speaker 2>weird note.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, what do you? Yeah, totally, I'm like, so far,

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<v Speaker 1>there's way I do want to say. So far, there

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<v Speaker 1>has been not a single good thing that has happened

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<v Speaker 1>this year.

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<v Speaker 2>I've been getting amazing sleep.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh that's good. Good for you.

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<v Speaker 2>So that's one thing, George, say something positive about your

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<v Speaker 2>year so far.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, See that's the thing. What I was gonna say

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<v Speaker 1>is actually a huge negative. I had an experience that

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<v Speaker 1>was so shocking, and I'm actually gonna say it now,

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<v Speaker 1>and then later when we bring in our guests, maybe

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<v Speaker 1>we can discuss it a little bit more. I was

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<v Speaker 1>passing by the Harry Potter store in New York City

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<v Speaker 1>and I said, wouldn't it be funny to go in,

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<v Speaker 1>find something stupid take a photo of it.

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<v Speaker 2>Honey, I'm laughing.

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<v Speaker 1>You got a viral meme right there, You know what

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<v Speaker 1>I mean? I was, I had, I had a little

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<v Speaker 1>time to kill. I said, I'm gonna find a hufflepuff merch.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna say, I'm gonna see some you know, out

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<v Speaker 1>of towner's shopping for ginger beer. Wait, no, ginger beer

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<v Speaker 1>is the one that exists. What is the other? One

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<v Speaker 1>called butter beer? Butter beer? And I said, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>this will be funny. This will be just sort of

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<v Speaker 1>like a funny thing that I do. I went in,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm about to say something shocking. Within forty five seconds,

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<v Speaker 1>the nostalgia got me to such an extent that I

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<v Speaker 1>was literally like, put the sorting hat on me. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>ready to enter Hogwhites. I was shocked as someone who

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<v Speaker 1>a like obviously, I am marching against Jake Carrowlling daily.

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<v Speaker 1>I would say I do a women's march by myself

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<v Speaker 1>against Jake Carrolling every morning when I wake up. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't have nostalgia for Harry Potter. I read the books

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<v Speaker 1>when I was a kid have not had any desire

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<v Speaker 1>to revisit them. I also hate all toxic nostalgic culture.

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<v Speaker 1>I hate BuzzFeed. Nineties kids will remember this. I don't get,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, emotional when I think of Nick at night,

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<v Speaker 1>and yet I'm telling you, within seconds of walking in,

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<v Speaker 1>I was ready to buy a head to toe gryffindor

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<v Speaker 1>merch And I want to know what you read on

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<v Speaker 1>that is.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, I'm I obviously relate. I think how I

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<v Speaker 2>treat Harry Potter is I actually just don't think about

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<v Speaker 2>it as hard as I can, because I know that

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<v Speaker 2>if I do, I will enjoy it. If I watch

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<v Speaker 2>a film, I'll be like, well, might as well watch

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<v Speaker 2>all of them like they were on sort of in

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<v Speaker 2>the background of my holidays, and I was like I

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<v Speaker 2>would walk into the room and see it and be like,

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<v Speaker 2>oh my god, this is actually more fun than I remember.

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<v Speaker 2>And I was like, no, no, no, don't get pulled in.

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<v Speaker 2>Don't get pulled in tough, and I even like, I

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<v Speaker 2>just think, you know, my answer is unfortunately always the

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<v Speaker 2>government stepping in. But I think it should become a

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<v Speaker 2>public service. It should just as long as she's not attached,

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<v Speaker 2>we can still have it.

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<v Speaker 1>No, you're we need.

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<v Speaker 2>We need, George. What I want to say is obviously ironic,

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<v Speaker 2>but run with me, George. We need a Minister of

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<v Speaker 2>magic in our government, and they need to be in

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<v Speaker 2>charge of the Harry Potter franchise.

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<v Speaker 1>No, actually, I would say the minute magic has to

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<v Speaker 1>be in charge specifically of separating the art from the artist,

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<v Speaker 1>in the way that we separate church and state. You know,

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<v Speaker 1>that's like the government. It's the government's responsibility to separate

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<v Speaker 1>church and state. I know that's not exactly it, but

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<v Speaker 1>shut up. It's the government's responsibility to separate church and state.

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<v Speaker 1>Every time church and state are suspected of intermingling, someone

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<v Speaker 1>is you know, it goes up to the Supreme Court.

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<v Speaker 1>That needs to happen. As soon as someone creates art,

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<v Speaker 1>it needs to be separated from them, and the authorship

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<v Speaker 1>needs to be independent of the author.

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<v Speaker 2>I do think if your art makes one billion dollars.

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<v Speaker 2>It's like it's not yours anymore, Like it's not yours.

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<v Speaker 1>At all, right, exactly like it is now.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know it's what public domain.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know who create who'd wrote jingle bells? No one,

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<v Speaker 1>probably someone who doesn't have great politics. But you better

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<v Speaker 1>believe I'm going to be shaking my booty to that

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<v Speaker 1>every year.

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<v Speaker 2>I could not agree more.

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<v Speaker 1>I think I'm obsessed with us silencing to trans people.

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<v Speaker 1>While talking about Jake Carroll, I have.

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<v Speaker 2>To say, it's the funny things we've ever done, and

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<v Speaker 2>I think you kicking it.

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<v Speaker 3>Off outing me is crazy. Yeah, like I'm literally like

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<v Speaker 3>stealth icon honeyblutes on. That's crazy, that's crazy, Okay by

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<v Speaker 3>coming out, let's.

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<v Speaker 4>Wow, you're acting. I'm also not magic.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, of course you're. That's interestinctionalities that you're both trans

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<v Speaker 1>and magic.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, thank you, and actually, hey stop, it's like you

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<v Speaker 5>already made a burista joke. Have you ever been to

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<v Speaker 5>a coffee shop they're selling trans or magic shirts aerial italics.

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<v Speaker 1>It's right there.

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<v Speaker 6>Well, I'm not magic like that. I'm magic like making

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<v Speaker 6>ship move around and like fighting.

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<v Speaker 1>You're not magic. No, I'm not you're not queer joy.

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<v Speaker 6>Famously, if you ever see me spouting that I'm releasing

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<v Speaker 6>my trans joy, it makes me that I'm It means

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<v Speaker 6>that I'm going to kill myself. Yeah, trans boy joy,

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<v Speaker 6>I blink twice. Is I'm radiating trans joy?

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<v Speaker 1>If you see Spike radiating trans joy called the poll? Yeah? Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>So please welcome Honey Pluton and Spike Ironbinder.

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<v Speaker 4>Hi, so you.

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<v Speaker 1>Kind of yeah? So what's up? I mean, what do

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<v Speaker 1>you think of my story?

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<v Speaker 4>You're Slytherin.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm literally being Slytherin.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, being Slytherin.

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<v Speaker 3>I've never read the book.

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<v Speaker 2>Are you afraid? Are you afraid you'll fall?

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<v Speaker 1>I will say, Spike, you're giving Slytherin with your current look.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't like that.

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<v Speaker 4>I Honey doesn't like it.

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<v Speaker 1>So I doesn't read the books, Spike? Have you read

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<v Speaker 1>the books?

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<v Speaker 4>I read the books.

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<v Speaker 6>I waited in line to get jk Rowling's autograph when

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<v Speaker 6>I was a child. Wow, at a book release in La,

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<v Speaker 6>where I'm from, and I'm just outing myself and always

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<v Speaker 6>from La.

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<v Speaker 4>Loved Harry Potter as a child. Met jk Rowling zero.

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<v Speaker 4>She complimented my hair, She complimented my.

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<v Speaker 6>Hair in a way that when I talked to my

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<v Speaker 6>mom about possibly cutting it off. To this day, she

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<v Speaker 6>cites jk Rowling compliment like, I can't get away from

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<v Speaker 6>this transphobic woman.

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<v Speaker 4>Wow, it's like in my DNA.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you feel like you have you haven't cut your

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<v Speaker 1>hair because of JK Rowling.

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<v Speaker 6>Well, I'm I'm waiting until it gets long enough to

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<v Speaker 6>fashion it into like a flail, like a medieval weapon,

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<v Speaker 6>so I can.

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<v Speaker 4>Well, let's keep talking, like I can't say that on air.

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<v Speaker 1>I feel like you should make it into a little

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<v Speaker 1>like braid tie that you wear with. That's an idea,

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<v Speaker 1>buttoned up, So.

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<v Speaker 4>Don't attach like a medieval weapon to it.

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<v Speaker 5>And Okay, it's almost transphobic that you told Spike to

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<v Speaker 5>make his hair into a bolo tie.

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<v Speaker 1>Excuse me.

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<v Speaker 4>So we're at up to two.

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<v Speaker 6>We're at two instances three if you want to count

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<v Speaker 6>shutting us both out as one.

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<v Speaker 4>Individual, course, yeah, because you can't. Lumping us in would

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<v Speaker 4>be the fourth incident.

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<v Speaker 1>So yeah, it would be like you're absolutely right, So

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<v Speaker 1>lumping you together.

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<v Speaker 4>As silencing us as one, as.

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<v Speaker 1>One, as though you both have the same politics, the

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<v Speaker 1>same opinions.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, we're just two guys, Why would.

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<v Speaker 2>You say that your politics differ the most?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah? What where would you self for the most?

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<v Speaker 3>I think I'm a little bit more libertarian than Spike.

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<v Speaker 1>Really okay, and roll all the way off? Does that

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<v Speaker 1>make me?

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<v Speaker 3>I mean, I'm gonna let you speak for yourself.

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<v Speaker 1>But but you're like, you're communist. Spike is communist and

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<v Speaker 1>Honey is sort of uh.

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<v Speaker 2>You want to buy some land and like buy a

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<v Speaker 2>gun and live.

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<v Speaker 6>Like, yes, I was gonna say, I'm I'm socialist communists,

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<v Speaker 6>but with gun.

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<v Speaker 1>You are with gun, right, So maybe gun is where

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<v Speaker 1>you overlap.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, We're we're both in the in the Venn diagram.

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<v Speaker 6>Guns is where we're sort of like carrying together.

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<v Speaker 1>Got it? Got it?

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<v Speaker 5>Okay, communists, I am more communist anarchists.

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<v Speaker 2>So we do both, I'm seeing.

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<v Speaker 4>So that's why I'm like, why would you say you're

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<v Speaker 4>a libertarian.

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<v Speaker 3>Because it rolls off the tongue. You know, it's an.

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<v Speaker 4>Easier at is anarchist to be doing.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, here's the question. How do you feel about, like

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<v Speaker 1>a full blown adult, tenured professor being like, I'm an

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<v Speaker 1>anarchist on the browser history and will be you know

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<v Speaker 1>what I mean?

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<v Speaker 2>No, totally. This is such a smart point.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm like, hello, no, you're like the king.

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<v Speaker 4>No, not you, the professor of the darkness.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, first of all, I established are not an anarchist.

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<v Speaker 1>You're a gun toting.

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<v Speaker 4>Hey we can I'm I'm yes, don't worry about okay.

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<v Speaker 5>So but you know what I mean, I think that's

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<v Speaker 5>okay to do, to be honest, because ideologies are actions,

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<v Speaker 5>for sure, but anarchy is also something to be taught

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<v Speaker 5>and understood, and so if you're part of a lineage

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<v Speaker 5>of explaining that process to other people, then maybe you

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<v Speaker 5>will have your pupils in cite the revolution.

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<v Speaker 2>It's like, don't It's like how I can say I'm

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<v Speaker 2>anti capitalist and be like, but I really want a

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<v Speaker 2>nice watch.

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<v Speaker 1>Totally, That's exactly what it's like. Yeah. I do think

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<v Speaker 1>sometimes people myself included, get very frustrated at the at

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<v Speaker 1>that distinction that like, there is a there is a

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<v Speaker 1>a type of person the public imagination that is a

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<v Speaker 1>practicing anarchist, and then there is someone who is like

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<v Speaker 1>in the theoretical tradition of anarchy and is reading books

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<v Speaker 1>and teach and doing workshops.

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<v Speaker 3>I think it's annoying when people assimilate for sure.

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<v Speaker 6>But I think they're the same person because people people

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<v Speaker 6>assume that anarchy is like we're burning yes, yes, hashtag a.

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<v Speaker 1>Little doing the A on a building, Like yeah, the masks,

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<v Speaker 1>why are you not Banksy?

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<v Speaker 3>Maybe he could be banks I know, actually.

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<v Speaker 1>He could be camera seriously.

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<v Speaker 4>Wait, yeah, I'm really bad at arts. So it's really

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<v Speaker 4>it's like very I never.

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<v Speaker 2>Found out who banks is.

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<v Speaker 1>It's Spike. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 6>My ideas are like, it's like a girl and she's

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<v Speaker 6>and she's in black and white and she's holding a

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<v Speaker 6>red balloon and there's like a guy in a gas

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<v Speaker 6>mask pruning a gun in her.

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<v Speaker 2>That you Spike, what's your next piece?

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<v Speaker 4>Mm hmm okay, so get this. It's like a rat.

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<v Speaker 6>He's in a suit, he's got a briefcase, and he's

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<v Speaker 6>going into the White House.

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<v Speaker 1>Wow, you are a g sh Just call me if

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<v Speaker 1>we can find a way to disseminate that imagery. The

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<v Speaker 1>Trump administration is crumble.

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<v Speaker 4>That cheeto will be straight.

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<v Speaker 2>I love Banksy. Fever was actually so funny because it

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<v Speaker 2>was like, Okay, this is crazy. He did this in

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<v Speaker 2>like a park, like anyone's allowed to look at this,

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<v Speaker 2>and the hype around that when we're zoomed out a bit,

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<v Speaker 2>I was like, what was wrong with all of us?

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<v Speaker 2>Why was that like so enthralling?

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<v Speaker 1>Totally? I mean it goes back to me. Well, first

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<v Speaker 1>of all, of course, it goes back to Harry is

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<v Speaker 1>very he is very heap. Wait what house would he in? Banks?

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<v Speaker 2>Raven claw?

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<v Speaker 1>What Harr's house?

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<v Speaker 2>He's a raven claw.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, Banks's a raven claw. That is absolutely correct. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>here's a question that I struggle with. We have to

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<v Speaker 1>know this is not Harry Potter. This is not Harry Potter.

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<v Speaker 1>This is a question I struggle with. Think of like

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<v Speaker 1>super cliche mass market art. Okay, think of like like

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<v Speaker 1>Live Left Love or like no No, like like like

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<v Speaker 1>Campbell Soup, Yeah, like warholl like Warhol pop art, or.

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<v Speaker 4>Like the Balloon Dog.

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<v Speaker 1>Literally what is I'm like, completely blinking, who's the guy

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<v Speaker 1>that did like, you know, the art pop cover?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh Coons?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, Jeff Coons, Jeff Coons, thank you?

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<v Speaker 4>Isn't that the Balloon Dogs?

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<v Speaker 1>Yes? Yes, yes, sorry again silence, you know Jeff Coon's

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<v Speaker 1>Banksy Cause Okay, I think all these things like if

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<v Speaker 1>you're in the art world, obviously you're like this is

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<v Speaker 1>their complete hacks. Right, So here's the question. The question becomes,

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<v Speaker 1>are people like that negative forces on the world because

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<v Speaker 1>they are such terrible artists and because that's the only

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<v Speaker 1>art some people see, or are they positive force in

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<v Speaker 1>the world because they're an entry point for people to

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<v Speaker 1>discover better art. It's like you discover Andy Warhol and

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<v Speaker 1>the Marylands, and then through that maybe you see, oh

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<v Speaker 1>there's an Andy Warhol retrospective. At moment, I'm gonna go,

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<v Speaker 1>then I'm gonna see some better art.

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<v Speaker 4>Nest thing. You know, you're like, I love piss Christ.

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<v Speaker 1>Literally, yes, I think.

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<v Speaker 5>Okay, my dad is a pop art addict. Okay, he

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<v Speaker 5>can't get enough of the stuff. He is whatsapping me

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<v Speaker 5>chronically pictures I'm assuming he's pulling from Pinterest that are

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<v Speaker 5>like marble busts of a naked women but she has

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<v Speaker 5>like a Japanese traditional sleep and he's sending this to

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<v Speaker 5>me and he's like very beautiful, very nice touches, Like

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<v Speaker 5>he is so moved by Banky, Like nothing makes my

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<v Speaker 5>father believe that he is on the precipice of an

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<v Speaker 5>entire new world that, like the Age of Aquarius, is

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<v Speaker 5>at his fingertips. But like when he sees like graffiti

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<v Speaker 5>of like an NFT ape like flushing a bunch of

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<v Speaker 5>cheeseburgers in a toilet.

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<v Speaker 3>He's like, finally, I'm alive.

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<v Speaker 5>I'm It's like he's seeing g a like he can't

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<v Speaker 5>fucking get a grip so understanding that he believes that

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<v Speaker 5>the revolution is present in an NFT of like exactly

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<v Speaker 5>like at at art bazzle of like a pop tart

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<v Speaker 5>cat that's like dropping a new gone North Korea or

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<v Speaker 5>something like that makes him go fucking ballistic.

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<v Speaker 1>But he.

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<v Speaker 3>Has really bad taste.

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<v Speaker 5>That only informs a future that he wants it I'm

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<v Speaker 5>really scared of.

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<v Speaker 3>So I think it's the first I think.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, I agree, but honey, did you say Banky.

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<v Speaker 1>That's his that's hisny was born with? Yeah, that's yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>teename I, So I think.

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<v Speaker 2>It's I agree with you. I actually think it's bad.

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<v Speaker 2>I think it's like it's like cynical and almost tricks

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<v Speaker 2>people into thinking they like art when and like and

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<v Speaker 2>gives them like it's like not giving them actual sustenance.

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<v Speaker 1>So they're like, oh, I'm full.

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<v Speaker 2>But they aren't. They aren't fulfilled. And if that didn't exist,

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<v Speaker 2>they would actually have to seek out things that they

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<v Speaker 2>would actually like.

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<v Speaker 3>It's kind of like George Bush being a painter.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, well, it's.

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<v Speaker 4>Like he could never be cause he's.

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<v Speaker 1>Definitely Okay, who's more talented, cause or George Bush.

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<v Speaker 4>See that's the thing.

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<v Speaker 1>It's like, I think it's I would say George George Bush.

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<v Speaker 4>Is as outsider art.

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<v Speaker 1>Actually, I completely agree. You don't see him in museums. No,

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<v Speaker 1>he's on the friend They should put him on the

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<v Speaker 1>outside of.

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<v Speaker 4>Kim Daniel Johnston. Yeah, like they're the same guy basically.

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<v Speaker 1>No, but I do agree with what you guys are saying.

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<v Speaker 1>And it's like it's like saying fast food is like

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<v Speaker 1>a way into health bowls. It's like, no, it's not. Yeah, Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>that's a good point. I actually, so we need to

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<v Speaker 1>find the art. Okay, here's the thing. We need to

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<v Speaker 1>find populist art that is the sort of Chipotle kVA

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<v Speaker 1>of art that's rather than the McDonald's way.

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<v Speaker 2>That's a great point. Chipotle was fulling my way into

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<v Speaker 2>food with flavors.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, I feel like it's against his will and posthumous legacy.

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<v Speaker 4>Keith Herring, Oh.

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<v Speaker 6>It's like they took that and now that they have

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<v Speaker 6>control over it, they made it Chipotle.

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<v Speaker 2>That's true.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, I'm very curious who runs Keith Herring's estate because

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<v Speaker 5>I'm like, why is he on yogurt?

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<v Speaker 1>Like it's so are you kidding me? He's basically like

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<v Speaker 1>a branch of Uniclow at this point. No, No, the

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<v Speaker 1>Keith Hearing estate is like one of the most At

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<v Speaker 1>one point I read it's like they are money makers. Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>but I actually think Keith Hearing is a great example

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<v Speaker 1>of someone who, like, if handled correctly, could have been

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<v Speaker 1>the Chipotle, but instead became McDonald's.

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<v Speaker 2>Wow. No, you're right. I think that's really smart. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>I wish.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm like, who is the Chipotle Kava?

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<v Speaker 2>Who? Well, unfortunately I don't know enough about art to

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<v Speaker 2>sort of say who the chipotikva is? I feel.

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<v Speaker 1>No, but that's the thing if it. Yes, I think boot.

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<v Speaker 3>Is Boscot is Chipotle kVA.

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<v Speaker 5>Because I was at the gym yesterday and I saw

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<v Speaker 5>this guy, you know, really kind of like flinging himself

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<v Speaker 5>around really just kind of like twirling the dumbbells and

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<v Speaker 5>like somewhat aerobic ways. But I'm really worried about his

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<v Speaker 5>lower back, and he had a giant Boscocht crown tattoo

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<v Speaker 5>right here on his arm. So I think that he's

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<v Speaker 5>the only place I've ever seen it, Like, yeah.

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<v Speaker 6>That's where that tattoo goes. That's where it goes.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I wait, do you think Jenny Holzer is CHIPOTLEKVA?

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<v Speaker 6>I was gonna say, yeah, I wanted to go. Literally,

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<v Speaker 6>it's like rupee car.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh okay, oh no, no, no, no, no, she's way worse,

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<v Speaker 5>way worse.

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<v Speaker 6>It's like she is like the Chipotle bag, but like

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<v Speaker 6>in little Oh, you're right, you're I'm thinking about the bag,

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<v Speaker 6>like that's where they talk, they're top.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh No, I'm thinking about the sensation of actually like

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<v Speaker 3>being at the Chipotle, like deciding if you want walk

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<v Speaker 3>or not, Like do you get it at the burrito

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<v Speaker 3>or a ball?

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, exactly. And I think it's like that's the best.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a sense of possibility. It's like when I look

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<v Speaker 1>at a work by Boss Yacht, it doesn't matter if

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<v Speaker 1>it's quite literally inside of a top man, I still

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<v Speaker 1>feel a sense of hope. I'm like, this is I'm

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<v Speaker 1>getting something out of this, out of this decontextualize line.

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<v Speaker 5>Also, I would say the other example would be just

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<v Speaker 5>kids that would be like the literary.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, you're right is on his own as a photographer,

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<v Speaker 1>Chipotle Cova or H and M.

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<v Speaker 4>He is the new H and M.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, totally.

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<v Speaker 2>The thing with the Chipotle Cova example is that I

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<v Speaker 2>do think it's a false like they are actually very different.

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<v Speaker 2>Like there's actually many people that don't know Kava.

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<v Speaker 1>Cove is Mediterranean bol See, Cova's still Niche, Cova is

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<v Speaker 1>some other artist. I don't know.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>You're absolutely right, Sam, You're absolutely right. Okay, So Chipotle

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<v Speaker 1>is sort of that girl in the sense that Chipotle

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<v Speaker 1>is the only thing that is both that transcends high.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's like populist and it's like kind of a way.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, and it's basically health food. It's health food that

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<v Speaker 1>is unhealthy.

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<v Speaker 3>But Cava is something else, like Cova's like sweet green.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh thank you.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, Cova is sweet green, and they're both sort of

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<v Speaker 1>more Caroline Polo check. Yeah, Chipotle is Charlie xx.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah or is it no, Chipotle is a jelly oh okay, yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>Chipotle is jelly roll. You absolutely Chipotle is jelly roll name.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I don't know a single jelly roll song but

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<v Speaker 2>the jelly roll like vibe. I think it's so funny.

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<v Speaker 2>Likes the music or it's just like this guy's kind

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<v Speaker 2>of funny that he's like.

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<v Speaker 5>Chipotle is like jolly roll, post Malone, machine gun Kelly.

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<v Speaker 2>Wow.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, it's like rolling up on your ATV. You're actually fighting.

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<v Speaker 5>You're actively fighting with your girlfriend. Who It's like men

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<v Speaker 5>who go to Chipotle are fighting with their girlfriends because

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<v Speaker 5>their girlfriends think that think that she's being cheated on

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<v Speaker 5>because she had a dream about it. Yeah, like that's

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<v Speaker 5>what's happening.

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<v Speaker 1>And and by the way, Chipotle is a man who

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<v Speaker 1>is a fuck boy, and Cava is an alt girl

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<v Speaker 1>who takes pictures of dead birds. And they are dating

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<v Speaker 1>and you're like, wow, how did he land this like

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<v Speaker 1>hot alt chick And it's like, because, bitch, he's Chipole exactly.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, and deep down she's a little Republican.

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<v Speaker 1>Like well, she barely knows what Republican means, but yes,

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<v Speaker 1>she will end up voting.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, she's like a Hillary stand she has that edge

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<v Speaker 6>of looking at roadkill.

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<v Speaker 1>She's edgy Hillary Stan road kill.

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<v Speaker 2>Damn.

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<v Speaker 1>Wow.

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<v Speaker 4>Well, now that we've absolutely left no stone unturned.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean that was one of the most intellectually dense

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<v Speaker 1>discussions I've ever had in my life.

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<v Speaker 2>I would say that was actually like, that was kind

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<v Speaker 2>of scary. That was like I felt like I was falling,

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<v Speaker 2>but like getting caught at every moment, like I was

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<v Speaker 2>falling but taking care of Like the clouds were little

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<v Speaker 2>pillows that I could land on.

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<v Speaker 3>Mmm.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, it was definitely I write that down. Yeah, little

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<v Speaker 1>pillow clouds.

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<v Speaker 4>Being taken care of.

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<v Speaker 1>Someone, someone with tattoos fall suddenly. Wait, I've thought of

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<v Speaker 1>a new Banksy. Oh perfect, big trump head. Yeah, someone

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<v Speaker 1>pinching it with a little needle. It pops like a balloon.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, that is so so good.

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<v Speaker 1>New Banksy, New Bank's Alert.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, that elephant and the donkey frenching.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yes, because guess what the.

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<v Speaker 6>New Banksy lady and she's trying to go to plan

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<v Speaker 6>parent but she's so pregnant. And Goofy from Disneylands is

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<v Speaker 6>the father whoa.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, okay, New banks and New Banksy. An atomic bomb

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<v Speaker 2>is falling on the United States in America and it's money.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh my god, it has a huge price tag on it.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly, Okay, New Banksy. Two guys in

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<v Speaker 1>medieval gear are fighting, but instead of swords, it's giant cocks.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh okay, one is a flower and one is a cock.

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<v Speaker 3>Is a New Banksy, New Banksy grimace.

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<v Speaker 5>It's shooting up heroin, but the heroine is the stock market.

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<v Speaker 2>Ye whoa, Oh my god. Okay, okay, New Banksy, New

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<v Speaker 2>banks and New Banksy. Okay. So it's the ocean and

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<v Speaker 2>there's like all these microplastics and like there's like big

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<v Speaker 2>cans of coc and stuff, and a whale is drinking

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<v Speaker 2>a diet pepsih.

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<v Speaker 6>New banks Okay. It's a McDonald's. But everyone working inside

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<v Speaker 6>and lining up to go inside are prisoners. But they're

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<v Speaker 6>also all Mickey Mouse's.

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<v Speaker 2>Whoa that I can see going for over And that's it.

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<v Speaker 2>That's the one that's amazing.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm calling uniclow. That's gonna be on every T shirt.

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<v Speaker 5>That couple that we mentioned before, the Chipotle copy, they

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<v Speaker 5>reached for that T shirt at U all at the

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<v Speaker 5>exact same time. And that's how they fall in love

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<v Speaker 5>right there.

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<v Speaker 1>That is so sweet. God. And you know what Chipotle

0:24:47.480 --> 0:24:50.679
<v Speaker 1>introduced Kava to Banksy. He was like this artist, I

0:24:50.720 --> 0:24:53.440
<v Speaker 1>really like this underground. I watched Exit through the Gift Shop.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a great documentary about Banksy.

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<v Speaker 4>And she's like, have you ever seen Crumb?

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<v Speaker 1>She's like, I love her Many Karin.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, I'm like like me.

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<v Speaker 4>It's like, oh so me.

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<v Speaker 5>And I keep saying that twenty twenty five pay twenty

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<v Speaker 5>twenty six is gonna be our year twenty.

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<v Speaker 1>We have to wait it out.

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<v Speaker 5>That's twenty twenty five, GMO, twenty twenty six our year.

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<v Speaker 3>Maybe spring Breakers.

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<v Speaker 2>Spring I hope you're right. I don't know where Harmony

0:25:24.440 --> 0:25:27.919
<v Speaker 2>Korin stands. I feel like that guy is probably like

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<v Speaker 2>fucked up politically these days. Does anyone know the truth?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, I'm the Minister of Magic has separated the art

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<v Speaker 1>from the artist.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh thank god, thank you, Minister of Magic. Thank you.

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<v Speaker 6>Thanks to the Minister of Magic, I can listen to

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<v Speaker 6>Swans again.

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<v Speaker 5>I think Harmony Kurran is just doing like fuck boy

0:25:49.040 --> 0:25:54.080
<v Speaker 5>post woke word Salad. I agree where he's like Crypto

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<v Speaker 5>Miami Abortion.

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<v Speaker 6>It's like his last movie was him like accidentally doing

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<v Speaker 6>command a highlighting all and inverting and then him going

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<v Speaker 6>wait a second, and then he made it the whole thing,

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<v Speaker 6>like when your computer goes gray scale.

0:26:11.920 --> 0:26:13.640
<v Speaker 4>For one second, you're like, oh, fuck, how do we wait?

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<v Speaker 6>This is I'm just like stop, we're doing this like

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<v Speaker 6>that is just what happened.

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<v Speaker 2>Damn I love that.

0:26:20.359 --> 0:26:23.399
<v Speaker 4>And his child has a burgeoning jewelry business. Check it out?

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<v Speaker 2>Really?

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, Well, speaking of avant garde, should we do our

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<v Speaker 1>first segment?

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<v Speaker 2>I think that's an amazing idea, Spike, Honey. Our first

0:26:35.960 --> 0:26:38.320
<v Speaker 2>segment is called straight Shooters, And in the SEMy we're

0:26:38.359 --> 0:26:40.639
<v Speaker 2>going to gage you're familiarity with and complicity and straight

0:26:40.680 --> 0:26:43.440
<v Speaker 2>culture by asking you a series of rapid fire questions.

0:26:43.600 --> 0:26:45.560
<v Speaker 2>It's basically this thing or this other thing. And the

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<v Speaker 2>only rule is you can't ask any followup questions or

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<v Speaker 2>we will scream so loud at you that they're going

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<v Speaker 2>to make a damn banksy about it.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. And then and also, because there's two of you,

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<v Speaker 1>you have to answer together.

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<v Speaker 4>Do we try to mind meld?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>You should try to mind thing?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, Sam, go okay, Squad.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm tapping my third eye.

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<v Speaker 2>Russian nesting doll. Or touching your best friend Paul.

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<v Speaker 5>One two three touching touching your best friend, Paul, Okay.

0:27:18.160 --> 0:27:21.480
<v Speaker 1>Thug Boots are Back or a grassroots attack.

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<v Speaker 2>Grassroots attack back okay, the end of Times or Amanda Mines.

0:27:32.840 --> 0:27:34.880
<v Speaker 3>The End Times.

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<v Speaker 1>Running late or stunning eight.

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<v Speaker 2>Stunning, a little orphan Ani or little red.

0:27:47.720 --> 0:27:54.120
<v Speaker 1>Corvette, little Corvet, new balance or old Yeller.

0:27:56.760 --> 0:28:00.399
<v Speaker 2>Old Yeller, Okay, new year, knew me?

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<v Speaker 1>Or a new phone?

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<v Speaker 2>Who dis.

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<v Speaker 3>New phone?

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<v Speaker 1>This Virginia Wolf or Doja cat? This is a tough one, Virginia.

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<v Speaker 1>Good job, guys. That was good.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh my god, we really tapped in. We are ready

0:28:32.040 --> 0:28:32.960
<v Speaker 3>for to You guys.

0:28:32.760 --> 0:28:34.440
<v Speaker 2>Were really on the same page. That was amazing.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, I'm gonna say, Sam, let's start off the

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<v Speaker 1>year with a thousand doves.

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<v Speaker 2>Wow.

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<v Speaker 3>I love.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm like, all right, I think this is our first

0:28:44.200 --> 0:28:46.920
<v Speaker 1>thousand doves perfect score of the year. I just think

0:28:46.960 --> 0:28:49.720
<v Speaker 1>we need it. We all need to win after everything

0:28:49.760 --> 0:28:52.719
<v Speaker 1>we've been through. I think you guys really took it. Seriously.

0:28:52.760 --> 0:28:54.400
<v Speaker 1>You did a great job. You were able to communicate

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<v Speaker 1>telepathically via zoom.

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<v Speaker 6>We did yes, lay me down like one, two three.

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<v Speaker 2>Eyes roll back in ecstasy, of course, eyes.

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<v Speaker 1>Roll back in ecstasy.

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<v Speaker 4>We were in a sense disease.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, yeah, so a perfect one thousand doves diseased. It

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<v Speaker 2>was an incredible performance.

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<v Speaker 1>Wait, I actually speaking of pop music. I have a

0:29:16.640 --> 0:29:18.320
<v Speaker 1>game that I want to introduce. We don't have to

0:29:18.320 --> 0:29:20.160
<v Speaker 1>play it right now, but I thought of this the

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<v Speaker 1>other day. Instead of fuck Mary Kill, it's Danielle heim

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<v Speaker 1>sd Heim. Who's the other one? Alana Alanaheim. So it's

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<v Speaker 1>like there's three things, and it's you have to decide

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<v Speaker 1>which one is the consummate professional, which one is the gesture,

0:29:37.440 --> 0:29:41.920
<v Speaker 1>and which one is the sort of ingenue slash youthful one.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, let's try it. How would you play it?

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<v Speaker 1>Like three like, let's see think of think of okay, okay.

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<v Speaker 2>So like ketchup mustard relish.

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<v Speaker 1>Exactly, exactly, all right, ketchup mustard relish. What is the

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<v Speaker 1>game called heim.

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<v Speaker 5>Heim lick heim lick heimlich.

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<v Speaker 1>And the way it works you go ketchup mustard relish

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<v Speaker 1>heimlike and then the person has to has to do it.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, and it's the Okay, I'm not familiar with the I.

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<v Speaker 1>Thought it was all right. So here's the thing. Danielle Heim,

0:30:16.320 --> 0:30:20.320
<v Speaker 1>all right, she is like the brains behind the operation.

0:30:20.480 --> 0:30:25.400
<v Speaker 1>She's like so professional, she's so into production. She's like

0:30:25.680 --> 0:30:30.640
<v Speaker 1>she's like the Donald Rumsfeld. Totally. Yeah. Then we have Alana.

0:30:31.000 --> 0:30:34.440
<v Speaker 1>She is the Angenu. She's the young one. She's so silly,

0:30:34.560 --> 0:30:38.440
<v Speaker 1>she's like doing a little wink, but also is able

0:30:38.480 --> 0:30:41.040
<v Speaker 1>to deliver a performance in a Paul Thomas Anderson film.

0:30:41.560 --> 0:30:44.640
<v Speaker 1>And then Esti is doing a full stand up routine

0:30:44.680 --> 0:30:46.920
<v Speaker 1>in the middle of the live show, and she's so

0:30:47.120 --> 0:30:50.080
<v Speaker 1>kooky and she's like the crazy She's like the crazy

0:30:50.080 --> 0:30:52.280
<v Speaker 1>one makes a face when she plays, she makes a

0:30:52.280 --> 0:30:55.280
<v Speaker 1>silly face. She's says something in a proper.

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<v Speaker 4>I think I got it.

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<v Speaker 6>Okay, okay, Estie relish Anna Mustard, daniel catch.

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<v Speaker 2>Yep, yep, damn.

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<v Speaker 1>I think that's great. I think there's an argument to

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<v Speaker 1>be made that because mustard is such a more serious condiment,

0:31:06.680 --> 0:31:10.360
<v Speaker 1>it could be the Danielle. But I think the ketchup's

0:31:10.400 --> 0:31:14.000
<v Speaker 1>status is the classic American condiment makes it Danielle. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>I think so too, because it's actually, like, like Alana,

0:31:17.800 --> 0:31:20.400
<v Speaker 2>when someone really likes mustard, they get to feel like

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<v Speaker 2>a little bit unique, like they're like, I actually really

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<v Speaker 2>like mustard, and mustard is definitely the most Paul Thomas

0:31:25.320 --> 0:31:26.200
<v Speaker 2>Anderson of the throat.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, and being so like mustard only on the hot

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<v Speaker 6>dog like that is liquiche.

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<v Speaker 1>Pizza one percent.

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<v Speaker 6>It's like, why does that hot dog not have ketchup?

0:31:35.680 --> 0:31:37.960
<v Speaker 6>Because it's period realism exactly.

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<v Speaker 1>Guess all right, Wow, I'm so glad I brought that up.

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<v Speaker 2>That was amazing, I will.

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<v Speaker 1>Say now I am so intensely ready to get into

0:31:47.440 --> 0:31:47.840
<v Speaker 1>the topic.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, So, Spike and Honey, what is the topic you've

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<v Speaker 2>brought to us today and what makes it straight to you?

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<v Speaker 4>Okay?

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<v Speaker 1>What laws?

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<v Speaker 2>Laws?

0:32:03.480 --> 0:32:04.080
<v Speaker 3>His laws?

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<v Speaker 5>Okay, the topic that we brought in this week is laws,

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<v Speaker 5>the law, the law.

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<v Speaker 1>Law.

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<v Speaker 5>Laws are heterosexual because it's someone telling you what the

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<v Speaker 5>fuck to do.

0:32:16.520 --> 0:32:18.840
<v Speaker 3>Okay, laws is the.

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<v Speaker 5>Man, Okay, laws is some it's it's it's the default.

0:32:24.560 --> 0:32:28.840
<v Speaker 5>You don't get to consent to the laws that you

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<v Speaker 5>are a part of or that you have to live

0:32:32.720 --> 0:32:37.000
<v Speaker 5>your life around. So it's classic straight culture and heterosexuality

0:32:37.160 --> 0:32:42.280
<v Speaker 5>because you're following along to a system that you don't

0:32:42.280 --> 0:32:45.440
<v Speaker 5>even know if you approve of, and it penalizes you,

0:32:45.480 --> 0:32:45.960
<v Speaker 5>which is straight.

0:32:46.680 --> 0:32:51.080
<v Speaker 4>Think about that being penalized. That's straight. You want to say,

0:32:51.240 --> 0:32:52.600
<v Speaker 4>You're like, oh, that sounds gay.

0:32:52.720 --> 0:32:54.160
<v Speaker 3>It's great, it's straight.

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<v Speaker 6>Consequences are straight, Okay, It's.

0:32:57.480 --> 0:33:00.920
<v Speaker 5>Like gay people hate. Consequences myself include obviously I do.

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<v Speaker 6>Obviously I know it's early in the game, but I

0:33:03.360 --> 0:33:07.440
<v Speaker 6>want to make a caveat, which is that rules are

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<v Speaker 6>not laws.

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<v Speaker 4>Those are different things.

0:33:10.320 --> 0:33:12.320
<v Speaker 2>I like that because they're like a little bit more.

0:33:12.200 --> 0:33:12.760
<v Speaker 1>Of a guide.

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<v Speaker 4>Rules are more queer.

0:33:14.160 --> 0:33:19.600
<v Speaker 1>Because rules is rules is the guidelines of being in

0:33:19.680 --> 0:33:23.800
<v Speaker 1>a polyamorous polycule. Like that's rules, that's not laws.

0:33:23.880 --> 0:33:27.719
<v Speaker 6>Rules is also like laws are like carved into stone

0:33:27.840 --> 0:33:31.200
<v Speaker 6>heterosexual and rules are like tacked on the outside of

0:33:31.240 --> 0:33:31.920
<v Speaker 6>a treehouse.

0:33:32.880 --> 0:33:36.520
<v Speaker 1>They are chosen by consensus. Everyone is having vegan.

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<v Speaker 4>People change rules all the time.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I like.

0:33:41.440 --> 0:33:41.840
<v Speaker 3>Laws.

0:33:41.920 --> 0:33:46.680
<v Speaker 2>Laws also really kissed me off because like the way

0:33:46.720 --> 0:33:49.280
<v Speaker 2>that people like don't understand the note behind the note

0:33:49.360 --> 0:33:52.120
<v Speaker 2>when it comes to laws, Like people are like, oh,

0:33:52.400 --> 0:33:54.760
<v Speaker 2>like if the like so this isn't a law. But

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<v Speaker 2>like like when it's like like at a movie theater

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<v Speaker 2>when it's like it's not illegal to leave your cup

0:34:02.320 --> 0:34:04.360
<v Speaker 2>there when the movie's over, and like have the person

0:34:04.360 --> 0:34:06.480
<v Speaker 2>clean it up, So people will leave their cup there

0:34:06.560 --> 0:34:07.560
<v Speaker 2>to clean it up, and it's.

0:34:07.400 --> 0:34:09.319
<v Speaker 4>Like, yeah, that's heterosexual.

0:34:09.440 --> 0:34:10.919
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that's what's what I mean. It's like you should

0:34:10.960 --> 0:34:17.040
<v Speaker 2>still throw it away exactly, And it is so.

0:34:17.440 --> 0:34:20.760
<v Speaker 6>Leave no trace, like leave no trace, that's a rule.

0:34:21.080 --> 0:34:23.080
<v Speaker 6>And if you have leave no traces a rule, that

0:34:23.400 --> 0:34:26.360
<v Speaker 6>is gay. And you're acting as like you're turning everywhere

0:34:26.360 --> 0:34:28.799
<v Speaker 6>into like a beautiful campsite like that. When you just

0:34:28.920 --> 0:34:31.840
<v Speaker 6>leave wicked and you're taking other people's cups, that's you

0:34:31.920 --> 0:34:34.080
<v Speaker 6>doing leave no trace and you're queering the space.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, no, you're absolutely right, And I think that's great.

0:34:37.760 --> 0:34:41.720
<v Speaker 2>I I I get so annoyed when people need laws

0:34:41.760 --> 0:34:45.120
<v Speaker 2>to act correctly. Yeah, like what's that.

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<v Speaker 5>Because consequences are straight, but accountability is gay? Yes, yes, yeah,

0:34:52.360 --> 0:34:55.040
<v Speaker 5>you know it's like and so that kind of goes

0:34:55.080 --> 0:34:59.960
<v Speaker 5>back to this you know, prayer circle element of account

0:35:00.080 --> 0:35:01.399
<v Speaker 5>ability or rules that.

0:35:01.360 --> 0:35:04.680
<v Speaker 3>Gay people really cling to. It's like you want to

0:35:04.719 --> 0:35:07.120
<v Speaker 3>have you know, you want to be summoning up the

0:35:07.200 --> 0:35:10.480
<v Speaker 3>mountain to speak to elder. And that's why gay people

0:35:10.560 --> 0:35:12.239
<v Speaker 3>love survivor so much.

0:35:12.320 --> 0:35:16.760
<v Speaker 6>Like this is going to be controversial, but God handed

0:35:16.800 --> 0:35:21.279
<v Speaker 6>down commandments and those were yes, written in stone and

0:35:21.360 --> 0:35:23.880
<v Speaker 6>what were they? Directly in defiance of people having an

0:35:23.880 --> 0:35:26.520
<v Speaker 6>amazing time with the sheikh calf that was made of gold.

0:35:27.440 --> 0:35:30.239
<v Speaker 6>So it's kind of like where like where you know,

0:35:30.600 --> 0:35:33.799
<v Speaker 6>God I think was playing a joke and had all

0:35:33.840 --> 0:35:36.960
<v Speaker 6>this punishment and torture for straight people and for the

0:35:36.960 --> 0:35:40.480
<v Speaker 6>purpose of procreation, and then everyone who was doing like

0:35:40.560 --> 0:35:42.719
<v Speaker 6>idol worship was kind of like, well, we have our

0:35:42.800 --> 0:35:44.880
<v Speaker 6>own thing going that has rules. Like they weren't just

0:35:44.880 --> 0:35:47.959
<v Speaker 6>doing there weren't no rules. They just weren't the set

0:35:48.000 --> 0:35:50.120
<v Speaker 6>in stone heterosexual laws.

0:35:50.400 --> 0:35:52.279
<v Speaker 1>I mean, can you imagine being such a buzzkill that

0:35:52.320 --> 0:35:55.400
<v Speaker 1>you just like parachute down into the world and you're like,

0:35:55.520 --> 0:35:58.160
<v Speaker 1>there are ten laws now, yeah, Like that's like, first

0:35:58.200 --> 0:36:01.520
<v Speaker 1>of all, it's your community, like get to know their.

0:36:01.880 --> 0:36:05.239
<v Speaker 4>Honor, thy father and mother, like shut.

0:36:05.120 --> 0:36:07.080
<v Speaker 1>Not all of us have a mother and father, I

0:36:07.120 --> 0:36:11.239
<v Speaker 1>want to say one other exactly. A corollary of all

0:36:11.320 --> 0:36:14.920
<v Speaker 1>this is law. Operating in a way that follows laws

0:36:15.160 --> 0:36:18.640
<v Speaker 1>is fear based because you are afraid of consequences. To

0:36:18.680 --> 0:36:20.520
<v Speaker 1>your point, you are afraid of punishment. You're afraid of

0:36:20.600 --> 0:36:24.160
<v Speaker 1>going to prison. Operating in accordance to rules is all

0:36:24.200 --> 0:36:28.360
<v Speaker 1>about communal care, and it's not Sometimes you might follow

0:36:28.440 --> 0:36:30.319
<v Speaker 1>rules in a way that you're not going to get

0:36:30.360 --> 0:36:32.360
<v Speaker 1>rewarded for, and if you break rules, you're not going

0:36:32.440 --> 0:36:34.960
<v Speaker 1>to get punished, but you are operating on like a

0:36:35.080 --> 0:36:40.319
<v Speaker 1>moral uh, you know, based on a sense of morality, Yeah,

0:36:40.640 --> 0:36:42.839
<v Speaker 1>and a sense of ethics and an ethics of care.

0:36:43.320 --> 0:36:48.759
<v Speaker 4>Yes, I'm lead please, no you go.

0:36:49.200 --> 0:36:50.839
<v Speaker 3>Well, I was just gonna list some of my least

0:36:50.840 --> 0:36:51.480
<v Speaker 3>favorite laws.

0:36:52.040 --> 0:36:55.960
<v Speaker 6>Was I was literally about to start their insider trading, right, it's.

0:36:55.800 --> 0:36:58.080
<v Speaker 4>Like jaywalking number one.

0:36:57.880 --> 0:36:59.719
<v Speaker 5>Well that recently now when New York is no longer

0:36:59.760 --> 0:37:03.359
<v Speaker 5>really really in LA, it's legal as fuck. So I'm

0:37:03.360 --> 0:37:06.040
<v Speaker 5>gonna looking left and right because but that's also the thing.

0:37:06.120 --> 0:37:10.319
<v Speaker 5>It's like gay people are defiant. Obviously, we put our

0:37:10.360 --> 0:37:12.680
<v Speaker 5>hands up in the air. We fight for what's right.

0:37:12.800 --> 0:37:16.799
<v Speaker 5>If I why why do I need to walk on

0:37:17.160 --> 0:37:21.919
<v Speaker 5>these slotted horizontal stripes just to get across the street

0:37:21.960 --> 0:37:22.520
<v Speaker 5>because a.

0:37:22.600 --> 0:37:25.239
<v Speaker 3>Man told me to? That's straight. I don't want to

0:37:25.280 --> 0:37:26.320
<v Speaker 3>fucking do that anymore.

0:37:26.360 --> 0:37:27.640
<v Speaker 4>Who's the man that I'm listening to?

0:37:27.960 --> 0:37:31.640
<v Speaker 6>The white man that's in the long signal, This guy

0:37:32.120 --> 0:37:33.640
<v Speaker 6>I'm listening to that white man.

0:37:33.800 --> 0:37:38.880
<v Speaker 2>No white house is popping as a balloon. I'm supposed

0:37:38.880 --> 0:37:40.720
<v Speaker 2>to listen to the popping as a balloon.

0:37:43.480 --> 0:37:47.000
<v Speaker 5>I speeding should also just not be alone, like that's

0:37:47.000 --> 0:37:48.080
<v Speaker 5>autumn everywhere.

0:37:49.719 --> 0:37:52.080
<v Speaker 2>I think there was a child. I really like the

0:37:52.120 --> 0:37:55.000
<v Speaker 2>idea of laws, Like I think, I was like this

0:37:55.120 --> 0:37:58.440
<v Speaker 2>is awesome, and then as an adult it really is like, oh,

0:37:58.680 --> 0:38:01.880
<v Speaker 2>this is so not fake. But it's like like I

0:38:01.880 --> 0:38:03.960
<v Speaker 2>think about like you realize how many people are breaking

0:38:04.040 --> 0:38:05.480
<v Speaker 2>laws at all times, and it's like, okay, then we

0:38:05.520 --> 0:38:07.680
<v Speaker 2>need to stop having them, Like we need to figure

0:38:07.680 --> 0:38:09.000
<v Speaker 2>this out in a moral.

0:38:09.000 --> 0:38:12.279
<v Speaker 1>And of course, what you're pointing to the kind of

0:38:12.360 --> 0:38:16.080
<v Speaker 1>like current dare I say I start to use this

0:38:16.160 --> 0:38:19.359
<v Speaker 1>term laid capitalist issue with laws is that we are

0:38:19.360 --> 0:38:21.600
<v Speaker 1>in a place where if you have power, you don't

0:38:21.640 --> 0:38:24.520
<v Speaker 1>have to follow the law. Yes, So there's the problems

0:38:24.520 --> 0:38:28.200
<v Speaker 1>with laws, you know, as written, and then there's problems

0:38:28.239 --> 0:38:31.239
<v Speaker 1>with the general legal system where guess what, if you're

0:38:31.320 --> 0:38:33.239
<v Speaker 1>Jeff Bezos, you don't have to pay taxes, which is

0:38:33.280 --> 0:38:35.520
<v Speaker 1>something that is by law, something all of us have

0:38:35.600 --> 0:38:37.400
<v Speaker 1>to do as independent contractors.

0:38:38.120 --> 0:38:41.480
<v Speaker 2>Well even like and like drug use is like if

0:38:41.480 --> 0:38:43.680
<v Speaker 2>you're rich, it's fine, if you're poor, it's horrible.

0:38:44.360 --> 0:38:46.400
<v Speaker 1>Like if you're white, it's fine. Yeah you're not white,

0:38:46.440 --> 0:38:46.839
<v Speaker 1>it's bad.

0:38:47.000 --> 0:38:50.160
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, And like it is. So I know we're like

0:38:50.280 --> 0:38:52.759
<v Speaker 2>not saying anything groundbreaking and that everyone already agrees with

0:38:52.840 --> 0:38:54.560
<v Speaker 2>us and knows this, but it is sort of like,

0:38:55.200 --> 0:38:57.640
<v Speaker 2>how come that hasn't been changed yet? I don't understand.

0:38:58.560 --> 0:39:00.600
<v Speaker 5>Well, another fun thing about law is then when you

0:39:00.600 --> 0:39:01.880
<v Speaker 5>break them, you get to be a criminal.

0:39:02.360 --> 0:39:07.120
<v Speaker 3>And what's amazing is gay criminals that Donald Trump, Yeah,

0:39:08.360 --> 0:39:09.600
<v Speaker 3>most of them all.

0:39:10.600 --> 0:39:14.440
<v Speaker 5>You know when Eileen Werenos and criminal?

0:39:17.440 --> 0:39:20.680
<v Speaker 3>Yes, absolutely, So that's fun too.

0:39:20.800 --> 0:39:22.680
<v Speaker 5>You know, when gay people have had enough, then you

0:39:22.719 --> 0:39:26.440
<v Speaker 5>get to have a little dog day afternoon man, and

0:39:26.480 --> 0:39:30.400
<v Speaker 5>it's like I'm going to you know, realign my life

0:39:30.480 --> 0:39:34.800
<v Speaker 5>as mine and to find the laws for me, finally

0:39:35.160 --> 0:39:37.399
<v Speaker 5>living your queer truth out loud if you will.

0:39:37.600 --> 0:39:41.000
<v Speaker 4>And that's exactly what Eileen Wenos did exactly.

0:39:41.120 --> 0:39:43.400
<v Speaker 2>She did nothing, She did nothing wrong. Any of us

0:39:43.440 --> 0:39:47.560
<v Speaker 2>would have done that in her situation, any of us complete.

0:39:48.280 --> 0:39:49.440
<v Speaker 3>So maybe you can try it.

0:39:50.320 --> 0:39:54.160
<v Speaker 5>Laws that I've personally had to come up across in

0:39:54.239 --> 0:39:59.960
<v Speaker 5>my day, obviously not paying the MTA fine, the fair

0:40:00.640 --> 0:40:04.680
<v Speaker 5>jumping over a turnstile, yea, yeah, nothing could be Like,

0:40:05.120 --> 0:40:11.160
<v Speaker 5>nothing is more heterosexual than forcing me to give you

0:40:11.280 --> 0:40:17.279
<v Speaker 5>money for something that doesn't work. It's like gay services work, okay, Yeah,

0:40:17.560 --> 0:40:19.719
<v Speaker 5>that's like you trust a gay guy to cut your

0:40:19.719 --> 0:40:21.800
<v Speaker 5>hair because that ship's going to work.

0:40:22.080 --> 0:40:23.640
<v Speaker 3>A gay tailor works.

0:40:23.719 --> 0:40:24.319
<v Speaker 1>You know what I mean.

0:40:25.360 --> 0:40:30.719
<v Speaker 3>We trust homosexuals. Yeah, yeah, to get from point A

0:40:30.800 --> 0:40:31.160
<v Speaker 3>to point B.

0:40:33.239 --> 0:40:33.479
<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

0:40:33.520 --> 0:40:38.920
<v Speaker 6>Similarly, stealing like that was never that was never mine.

0:40:38.960 --> 0:40:42.920
<v Speaker 6>It was never theirs. Like it's a communal aspect like giving,

0:40:42.960 --> 0:40:46.200
<v Speaker 6>it's you know, like think about how Robinhood was dressed.

0:40:46.239 --> 0:40:49.360
<v Speaker 3>That's very gay.

0:40:49.440 --> 0:40:49.640
<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

0:40:49.880 --> 0:40:52.359
<v Speaker 2>On stealing, I feel no, I agree with you.

0:40:52.440 --> 0:40:55.440
<v Speaker 5>I'm like, so I used to go into an American

0:40:55.440 --> 0:40:57.720
<v Speaker 5>apparel and I was like, all, this ship is mine.

0:40:57.920 --> 0:41:01.920
<v Speaker 6>I was like, this is raw horror pants size twenty

0:41:01.920 --> 0:41:04.200
<v Speaker 6>four to twenty nine because it didn't go above twenty nine.

0:41:04.320 --> 0:41:06.479
<v Speaker 4>This essentially out of there a free man.

0:41:07.040 --> 0:41:09.719
<v Speaker 2>Essentially every store is CBS. So I'm like, well, no, one,

0:41:09.800 --> 0:41:12.960
<v Speaker 2>this is literally a victimless crime. Stealing from any store now,

0:41:13.080 --> 0:41:14.960
<v Speaker 2>Like it's not like any store is like, oh, this

0:41:15.120 --> 0:41:17.160
<v Speaker 2>is a mom and pop, Like they've had this little

0:41:17.200 --> 0:41:19.759
<v Speaker 2>general store and they make their own butter. Like, no,

0:41:19.880 --> 0:41:21.160
<v Speaker 2>it's all CBS.

0:41:21.640 --> 0:41:23.360
<v Speaker 1>I know. By the way, speaking of CVS, you know

0:41:23.400 --> 0:41:27.960
<v Speaker 1>what is the biggest failure of public policy is the

0:41:28.000 --> 0:41:30.560
<v Speaker 1>way things are locked in CBS current And I would

0:41:30.600 --> 0:41:33.040
<v Speaker 1>say that is like, it's like that is laws person exactly.

0:41:33.040 --> 0:41:34.480
<v Speaker 1>That is what I was about to say, it's like,

0:41:34.560 --> 0:41:36.680
<v Speaker 1>if you take the ethos of laws to which to

0:41:36.719 --> 0:41:39.839
<v Speaker 1>its natural conclusion, here's what you get. A store where

0:41:39.880 --> 0:41:43.120
<v Speaker 1>it is quite literally impossible to buy anything. Yeah, because

0:41:43.160 --> 0:41:45.000
<v Speaker 1>everything is locked and there's no one there to.

0:41:44.960 --> 0:41:48.160
<v Speaker 6>Get the items have already done something to land themselves

0:41:48.200 --> 0:41:50.920
<v Speaker 6>in pay exactly, and like now the people working like

0:41:50.920 --> 0:41:53.560
<v Speaker 6>each store is a mega prison with like the clerks

0:41:53.560 --> 0:41:57.000
<v Speaker 6>are wardens, freeing the deodorant from its sentence.

0:41:57.280 --> 0:41:58.240
<v Speaker 2>Oh my god.

0:41:58.719 --> 0:42:02.480
<v Speaker 3>And it's devastating because now I worry that we're.

0:42:02.320 --> 0:42:05.200
<v Speaker 5>About to enter an era where you can't even run

0:42:05.239 --> 0:42:08.480
<v Speaker 5>an errand anymore. It's like, that's what's so devastating is

0:42:08.520 --> 0:42:11.080
<v Speaker 5>like going to CVS used to be so fab Like

0:42:11.440 --> 0:42:14.520
<v Speaker 5>you know, walking to CVS, hearing the food fighters, you know,

0:42:14.600 --> 0:42:17.840
<v Speaker 5>blaring so loud. It's like, you know, and just being

0:42:17.880 --> 0:42:19.719
<v Speaker 5>able to kind of like meander through the lines and

0:42:19.760 --> 0:42:21.120
<v Speaker 5>then pick up what you wanted.

0:42:20.880 --> 0:42:23.719
<v Speaker 6>And then now open a monster and you just sort

0:42:23.760 --> 0:42:25.200
<v Speaker 6>of drink it while you're there and then it ends

0:42:25.280 --> 0:42:26.919
<v Speaker 6>up in the trash and you don't have to pay

0:42:26.920 --> 0:42:28.000
<v Speaker 6>for it exactly.

0:42:28.400 --> 0:42:30.640
<v Speaker 5>But now I need to have like five friends sign

0:42:30.640 --> 0:42:33.480
<v Speaker 5>a petition for me to like buy my neuture gena

0:42:33.640 --> 0:42:36.520
<v Speaker 5>face wash. I have to like share a fucking go

0:42:36.600 --> 0:42:39.759
<v Speaker 5>fundme for my toothpaste to be able to like liberate

0:42:39.840 --> 0:42:43.160
<v Speaker 5>it like a prison. And then you press the button.

0:42:43.560 --> 0:42:46.080
<v Speaker 5>You press the little button and it echoes over the

0:42:46.120 --> 0:42:50.160
<v Speaker 5>hollowed halls and just kind of like chronically as.

0:42:50.000 --> 0:42:52.600
<v Speaker 3>You pray for a worker to come.

0:42:53.520 --> 0:42:55.719
<v Speaker 1>You press the button and suddenly there's an announcement to

0:42:55.760 --> 0:42:58.880
<v Speaker 1>the whole block. That's like gay guy needs his moisturizer.

0:43:00.680 --> 0:43:04.920
<v Speaker 6>Like pressing the button is entering into the consumer consent

0:43:05.120 --> 0:43:08.480
<v Speaker 6>of like being on blasts. It's like there's no more browsing.

0:43:08.840 --> 0:43:13.719
<v Speaker 6>Browsing very gay. Just looking looking is gay cruising when

0:43:13.760 --> 0:43:17.759
<v Speaker 6>you you're cruising, cruising exactly. You could you could find

0:43:17.920 --> 0:43:19.640
<v Speaker 6>what you want, you could not. You could leave with

0:43:19.680 --> 0:43:21.680
<v Speaker 6>something that no one knows that you left with that's

0:43:21.880 --> 0:43:24.839
<v Speaker 6>sexy to take to take away and under no one

0:43:25.400 --> 0:43:28.239
<v Speaker 6>is aware. Now you press the button, You're like, I'm

0:43:28.280 --> 0:43:32.239
<v Speaker 6>a consumer, Come to me, help me to enter into

0:43:32.280 --> 0:43:33.640
<v Speaker 6>this thing where the laws are.

0:43:33.640 --> 0:43:35.239
<v Speaker 4>I press the button to.

0:43:35.480 --> 0:43:38.560
<v Speaker 3>Press the button, and it's like trans guy needs monostatus.

0:43:39.080 --> 0:43:40.600
<v Speaker 3>Everybody also like.

0:43:40.600 --> 0:43:43.560
<v Speaker 1>That, like only so the only action you are legally

0:43:43.560 --> 0:43:46.359
<v Speaker 1>permitted to do is purchase because guess what, what if

0:43:46.400 --> 0:43:49.080
<v Speaker 1>I want to just check a bottle and see if

0:43:49.080 --> 0:43:51.680
<v Speaker 1>it has microplastics, Yeah, that doesn't mean I have to

0:43:51.719 --> 0:43:56.040
<v Speaker 1>buy it. It's there for my perusal, exactly. I'm not

0:43:56.040 --> 0:43:57.560
<v Speaker 1>going to call. I'm not going to press It would

0:43:57.560 --> 0:43:59.759
<v Speaker 1>be humiliating if I press the button. Someone who is

0:43:59.800 --> 0:44:03.239
<v Speaker 1>being paid negative two cents an hour came got it

0:44:03.280 --> 0:44:06.000
<v Speaker 1>for me, just for me to be like hmm, never mind,

0:44:06.040 --> 0:44:07.040
<v Speaker 1>I would hate myself.

0:44:07.360 --> 0:44:11.440
<v Speaker 2>I this is like making me actually so upset because

0:44:11.520 --> 0:44:14.880
<v Speaker 2>walking and going to buy a little thing is like

0:44:15.000 --> 0:44:17.200
<v Speaker 2>one of the few joys we have in this world.

0:44:17.440 --> 0:44:21.400
<v Speaker 2>And like, I fucking like hate having the like online

0:44:21.440 --> 0:44:24.960
<v Speaker 2>subscribe to toilet paper. It's like, what are you talking about?

0:44:25.200 --> 0:44:26.960
<v Speaker 3>Subscription services?

0:44:27.200 --> 0:44:29.719
<v Speaker 6>This is the other pasty, Like okay, this is the

0:44:29.760 --> 0:44:32.640
<v Speaker 6>other thing that every item is in prison.

0:44:32.920 --> 0:44:34.839
<v Speaker 4>But also every item now has a.

0:44:34.920 --> 0:44:38.640
<v Speaker 6>Voice that they talk to you with, Like every item

0:44:38.719 --> 0:44:41.840
<v Speaker 6>is like hi, I'm winky, the you razor that, Like

0:44:41.920 --> 0:44:44.960
<v Speaker 6>it's like, no, I don't want to hear you should

0:44:44.960 --> 0:44:48.200
<v Speaker 6>be silent in my inner pocket or up my sleeve,

0:44:48.520 --> 0:44:50.400
<v Speaker 6>like a big piece of cheese from Whole Foods that

0:44:50.480 --> 0:44:53.040
<v Speaker 6>no one will miss. That I do, like, I don't

0:44:53.080 --> 0:44:55.759
<v Speaker 6>want you to have this agency. That's like, that's why

0:44:55.760 --> 0:44:58.359
<v Speaker 6>you're in the cage because you started talking. Yeah, these

0:44:58.560 --> 0:45:02.000
<v Speaker 6>they're making these voices. So we feel bad for liberating

0:45:02.040 --> 0:45:04.960
<v Speaker 6>them because now the Dyson is an item that I

0:45:05.000 --> 0:45:08.040
<v Speaker 6>can meet, meet the new Dyson, Like, I don't want

0:45:08.040 --> 0:45:10.160
<v Speaker 6>to meet her. I want her to fall off the

0:45:10.160 --> 0:45:11.879
<v Speaker 6>back of the truck and then I take her into

0:45:11.960 --> 0:45:12.400
<v Speaker 6>my house.

0:45:13.040 --> 0:45:15.279
<v Speaker 1>By the way, guess what you think having you think

0:45:15.280 --> 0:45:18.719
<v Speaker 1>personifying product is going to make them, make you have

0:45:18.760 --> 0:45:20.960
<v Speaker 1>a more personal connection to them. It's actually doing the opposite.

0:45:21.000 --> 0:45:23.160
<v Speaker 1>It's making them so similar to humans that then you're

0:45:23.160 --> 0:45:24.879
<v Speaker 1>walking around looking at humans and you're like, well, that's

0:45:24.880 --> 0:45:27.120
<v Speaker 1>basically as good as a detergent. Like I'm not going

0:45:27.200 --> 0:45:29.840
<v Speaker 1>to respect my fellow man because he's basically just a detergent.

0:45:29.960 --> 0:45:31.000
<v Speaker 4>He's Harry's razor.

0:45:31.040 --> 0:45:34.120
<v Speaker 6>He's Harry's razors, and I don't give a fuck about it.

0:45:34.160 --> 0:45:34.640
<v Speaker 1>I don't.

0:45:35.120 --> 0:45:35.920
<v Speaker 4>I'm muting him.

0:45:36.000 --> 0:45:37.640
<v Speaker 1>Next thing you know, there's murder on the street. So

0:45:37.719 --> 0:45:39.080
<v Speaker 1>much for thou shalt not kill.

0:45:39.120 --> 0:45:40.279
<v Speaker 4>No, so much for that.

0:45:40.560 --> 0:45:42.720
<v Speaker 1>Thanks Harry's Jesus Christ.

0:45:42.760 --> 0:45:45.759
<v Speaker 6>And if you're ever a sponsor of this podcast, you

0:45:45.760 --> 0:45:50.360
<v Speaker 6>can see yourself out. You get a call all the

0:45:50.360 --> 0:45:51.640
<v Speaker 6>investors have dropped.

0:45:53.000 --> 0:45:53.560
<v Speaker 3>Your product.

0:45:53.680 --> 0:45:54.720
<v Speaker 4>Random, what are you doing?

0:45:55.560 --> 0:46:00.440
<v Speaker 2>You're losing billions billions. I tell you, I'm trying to

0:46:00.440 --> 0:46:03.520
<v Speaker 2>think if there's any laws I particularly dislike or.

0:46:03.640 --> 0:46:09.680
<v Speaker 6>Like no shirt, no shoes, no service. That's insane, that's insane. Yeah,

0:46:09.719 --> 0:46:10.200
<v Speaker 6>that's a flaw.

0:46:10.360 --> 0:46:13.480
<v Speaker 1>This is interesting what you just said, because that is

0:46:13.800 --> 0:46:18.279
<v Speaker 1>technically Okay, that is technically a rule. It's not in

0:46:18.320 --> 0:46:22.160
<v Speaker 1>the constitution. However, the way that it's it's it's you

0:46:22.160 --> 0:46:23.040
<v Speaker 1>know what I mean, Like, I just.

0:46:23.200 --> 0:46:25.200
<v Speaker 2>Like Spike, actually did not know that until right now.

0:46:25.719 --> 0:46:28.520
<v Speaker 4>I was like, that's in the constitution. That's the fifty

0:46:28.560 --> 0:46:28.880
<v Speaker 4>of the men.

0:46:29.200 --> 0:46:31.680
<v Speaker 1>But I think the way that it's portrayed is making

0:46:31.719 --> 0:46:35.439
<v Speaker 1>it hold much more. Listen, a sign that says live, laugh,

0:46:35.520 --> 0:46:37.480
<v Speaker 1>love is just as legally binding as a sign that

0:46:37.520 --> 0:46:41.160
<v Speaker 1>says no shirt, no shoes, no service. But somehow the

0:46:41.280 --> 0:46:44.960
<v Speaker 1>ladder has the gravity of law whereas the former doesn't.

0:46:45.000 --> 0:46:48.360
<v Speaker 1>You know why, because it's sexism, because the former is

0:46:48.440 --> 0:46:51.040
<v Speaker 1>more feminine and the ladder is more masculine.

0:46:51.080 --> 0:46:53.800
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, it's the font difference.

0:46:55.600 --> 0:46:57.960
<v Speaker 5>What about the signs that are like in this house,

0:46:58.040 --> 0:47:01.279
<v Speaker 5>we believe are those as binding if you go into

0:47:01.360 --> 0:47:02.839
<v Speaker 5>one of those houses and.

0:47:02.800 --> 0:47:05.919
<v Speaker 4>Like science is real within our girls, I have.

0:47:05.840 --> 0:47:07.720
<v Speaker 1>An answer for that. I think what that is doing

0:47:07.960 --> 0:47:11.839
<v Speaker 1>is appropriating the sort of rules that you guys were

0:47:11.840 --> 0:47:16.560
<v Speaker 1>describing as queer. It's like it's like a straight couple

0:47:17.239 --> 0:47:21.520
<v Speaker 1>saw a documentary about communes in the seventies and then

0:47:21.719 --> 0:47:24.960
<v Speaker 1>made that as an homage, you know what to rules.

0:47:25.000 --> 0:47:28.760
<v Speaker 6>It's the gray area of allyship where you have straight

0:47:28.800 --> 0:47:32.840
<v Speaker 6>allies and you have very desiring of assimilation gay people.

0:47:33.280 --> 0:47:37.200
<v Speaker 6>Like it's like the Ruth Konda gay people who put

0:47:37.239 --> 0:47:40.359
<v Speaker 6>those signs on their lawn because they want to take

0:47:40.480 --> 0:47:43.239
<v Speaker 6>rules out of our like gay subculture and make them

0:47:43.280 --> 0:47:47.279
<v Speaker 6>towards laws in me oh like hetero palpable, Like those

0:47:47.400 --> 0:47:49.959
<v Speaker 6>lawn signs are being like because like we we all

0:47:50.000 --> 0:47:51.240
<v Speaker 6>know that like love.

0:47:51.239 --> 0:47:53.480
<v Speaker 1>Love, that science real.

0:47:53.719 --> 0:47:55.319
<v Speaker 6>I don't need to put that on my lawn like

0:47:55.360 --> 0:47:59.240
<v Speaker 6>a Trump sign to like make that an equal statement.

0:47:59.320 --> 0:48:00.839
<v Speaker 3>Like I think it's also.

0:48:02.200 --> 0:48:03.400
<v Speaker 2>Right, Yeah, that's smart.

0:48:03.440 --> 0:48:08.480
<v Speaker 3>I think it's those very nervous liberals that like watch

0:48:08.880 --> 0:48:11.560
<v Speaker 3>like an Inconvenient Truth and like live in Portland, Oregon

0:48:11.640 --> 0:48:14.560
<v Speaker 3>and like adopted a dog in like Twinkie or something

0:48:14.600 --> 0:48:16.280
<v Speaker 3>and you're like really stressed that all the time.

0:48:19.080 --> 0:48:21.759
<v Speaker 4>Exactly, that's a byte record and.

0:48:21.680 --> 0:48:22.879
<v Speaker 3>Like have to wear a diaper all the time.

0:48:22.920 --> 0:48:25.439
<v Speaker 5>But it's like you're putting that sign in your lawn

0:48:25.600 --> 0:48:28.359
<v Speaker 5>because you don't want your house to get looted when

0:48:28.360 --> 0:48:30.680
<v Speaker 5>the grid comes down. I think it's also kind of

0:48:31.160 --> 0:48:32.200
<v Speaker 5>security measure.

0:48:32.880 --> 0:48:34.800
<v Speaker 4>When you're gonna loot, you look for that sign.

0:48:35.000 --> 0:48:39.320
<v Speaker 3>And well I wouldn't because those houses looting also should

0:48:39.320 --> 0:48:43.400
<v Speaker 3>be legal, another fucking botch law. It's like that is

0:48:43.440 --> 0:48:46.239
<v Speaker 3>a flop. I would never loot.

0:48:46.040 --> 0:48:48.399
<v Speaker 5>From the Liberal house because they don't even have any

0:48:48.400 --> 0:48:51.240
<v Speaker 5>good ship. They just have the dice and that talks

0:48:51.280 --> 0:48:53.719
<v Speaker 5>to you and like a rumba that they both tried

0:48:53.760 --> 0:48:54.160
<v Speaker 5>to have sex.

0:48:57.000 --> 0:48:57.200
<v Speaker 4>They have.

0:48:59.400 --> 0:49:00.560
<v Speaker 1>They do have a vite.

0:49:00.840 --> 0:49:03.879
<v Speaker 3>Like I guess I would loot the Scobie mother, but

0:49:03.920 --> 0:49:06.960
<v Speaker 3>like at that point, if it's like full apocket, it's

0:49:06.960 --> 0:49:07.840
<v Speaker 3>like what am I going to do with that?

0:49:08.160 --> 0:49:10.200
<v Speaker 6>Yeah, I feel like I feel like I know Portland

0:49:10.320 --> 0:49:12.839
<v Speaker 6>less than you, So I'm like deferring to you.

0:49:12.920 --> 0:49:15.280
<v Speaker 1>I'm looting framed museum posters.

0:49:15.440 --> 0:49:16.839
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, beautiful.

0:49:18.080 --> 0:49:20.520
<v Speaker 5>Well then I guess like, well, what's what's what's the

0:49:20.560 --> 0:49:22.959
<v Speaker 5>Portland equivalent in New York, like Clinton Hill.

0:49:23.000 --> 0:49:24.720
<v Speaker 3>It's like I would definitely.

0:49:24.280 --> 0:49:26.160
<v Speaker 6>Lose, That's what I'm saying. And they would have that

0:49:26.280 --> 0:49:28.040
<v Speaker 6>lawn sign so I'd be like, I'm going in there.

0:49:28.320 --> 0:49:29.040
<v Speaker 3>No, I'm going in.

0:49:29.280 --> 0:49:29.600
<v Speaker 4>They would.

0:49:29.719 --> 0:49:33.160
<v Speaker 1>They would have many beautiful wide legged canvas pants.

0:49:33.200 --> 0:49:36.399
<v Speaker 2>I mean the vinyl collections I better to die for.

0:49:36.719 --> 0:49:39.000
<v Speaker 3>Yes, I'm getting a paper weight that looks like a

0:49:39.080 --> 0:49:40.279
<v Speaker 3>nipple and.

0:49:40.160 --> 0:49:41.960
<v Speaker 4>It's randomly ten thousand dollars.

0:49:42.280 --> 0:49:42.759
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I would.

0:49:42.800 --> 0:49:46.000
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, blanket, a blanket that has boobs that are all

0:49:46.040 --> 0:49:48.160
<v Speaker 1>different shapes and sizes to symbolize and clothes.

0:49:49.360 --> 0:49:52.720
<v Speaker 6>If I never see one of those again, if I

0:49:52.760 --> 0:49:55.360
<v Speaker 6>never see a tote with every kind of tit that

0:49:55.400 --> 0:49:59.759
<v Speaker 6>could exist, it will be amazing because because the thing,

0:50:00.080 --> 0:50:02.520
<v Speaker 6>the thing, the thing with that gets kits are never

0:50:02.600 --> 0:50:07.279
<v Speaker 6>on there, so it's not true. The thing with like

0:50:07.440 --> 0:50:11.959
<v Speaker 6>millennial body positivity art is that it can only make

0:50:12.520 --> 0:50:18.000
<v Speaker 6>you feel worse about yourself because it's like this really hideous,

0:50:18.080 --> 0:50:22.239
<v Speaker 6>illustrative style where like everyone just looks like they're like

0:50:22.440 --> 0:50:25.840
<v Speaker 6>on their way to get their HPV vaccine. Like it's

0:50:26.040 --> 0:50:28.560
<v Speaker 6>so ugly and liked.

0:50:28.760 --> 0:50:31.279
<v Speaker 5>It's like, I don't understand why you want to How

0:50:31.280 --> 0:50:33.759
<v Speaker 5>can you make people feel better about themselves when you

0:50:33.800 --> 0:50:36.040
<v Speaker 5>make when when you like de sexualize them, It's like

0:50:36.440 --> 0:50:39.719
<v Speaker 5>sex is what being sexy is, what makes you feel

0:50:39.760 --> 0:50:40.640
<v Speaker 5>good about yourself.

0:50:41.160 --> 0:50:46.080
<v Speaker 3>Not looking like you are like it's weird flattening.

0:50:46.160 --> 0:50:50.799
<v Speaker 1>Here's what millennial inclusivity boils down to this statement, you

0:50:50.840 --> 0:50:53.040
<v Speaker 1>are beautiful even if you're ugly, Like that is what

0:50:53.080 --> 0:50:56.719
<v Speaker 1>you are being. Wait, so am I ugly? It's like, yes,

0:50:56.920 --> 0:50:59.719
<v Speaker 1>you are, and that's okay, Like wait, no, but I

0:50:59.719 --> 0:51:02.480
<v Speaker 1>thought I was fine. You're beautiful even though you're ugly.

0:51:02.560 --> 0:51:04.960
<v Speaker 4>It's like, no, shit, Actually.

0:51:05.440 --> 0:51:07.880
<v Speaker 3>It's like you are beautiful even though like one of

0:51:07.920 --> 0:51:10.399
<v Speaker 3>your boobs looks like a dog ear and the other

0:51:10.440 --> 0:51:13.000
<v Speaker 3>one got like blown off by a shotgun. It's like,

0:51:13.320 --> 0:51:14.719
<v Speaker 3>you're so beautiful.

0:51:15.120 --> 0:51:15.840
<v Speaker 1>It's like what.

0:51:16.480 --> 0:51:19.719
<v Speaker 6>It's the same way where they like reduce it's very

0:51:19.920 --> 0:51:23.080
<v Speaker 6>laws to be like, okay, you can put tits on

0:51:23.120 --> 0:51:27.080
<v Speaker 6>a toe bag if they're all two dimensional line drawings.

0:51:27.160 --> 0:51:30.120
<v Speaker 6>It's like you can do a volva if it's parentheses

0:51:30.160 --> 0:51:33.160
<v Speaker 6>with an apostrophe in it, to like illustrate that we're

0:51:33.200 --> 0:51:36.640
<v Speaker 6>all like unique and different. It's like you're actually homogenizing

0:51:36.680 --> 0:51:40.359
<v Speaker 6>it in this way. That's very like Oscar Healthcare City Bike.

0:51:41.440 --> 0:51:45.600
<v Speaker 1>You're deuroticizing it and you're actually further stigmatizing real genitals.

0:51:45.719 --> 0:51:48.239
<v Speaker 6>Yeah, which, my shit looks like I went through a

0:51:48.239 --> 0:51:50.480
<v Speaker 6>wood chipper. And that's why ugly is beautiful.

0:51:51.120 --> 0:51:54.360
<v Speaker 5>Frankly, I am ready for the penis version of the

0:51:54.440 --> 0:51:58.279
<v Speaker 5>canvas toe bag. Yeah, it's like I am ready, And

0:51:58.120 --> 0:52:01.279
<v Speaker 5>it's just like the bunch of use and like some

0:52:01.320 --> 0:52:03.279
<v Speaker 5>grape nuts, like when's when's that?

0:52:03.719 --> 0:52:07.200
<v Speaker 6>The version that is acceptable is like fruit that's kind

0:52:07.239 --> 0:52:09.560
<v Speaker 6>of phallic. It's like, no, we're not doing that, Like

0:52:09.640 --> 0:52:14.120
<v Speaker 6>I need the like ratfink or crumb SpongeBob zoom in

0:52:14.239 --> 0:52:14.880
<v Speaker 6>Ren and ste.

0:52:14.880 --> 0:52:20.719
<v Speaker 1>Medical medical love it. A grid of medical photographs. Get this,

0:52:21.200 --> 0:52:23.280
<v Speaker 1>a set of coasters. Each of them has a different

0:52:23.360 --> 0:52:27.440
<v Speaker 1>medical photograph of a misshapen penis. Yeah, and that is

0:52:27.520 --> 0:52:30.600
<v Speaker 1>literally sold at a Clinton Hill pottery store.

0:52:30.640 --> 0:52:34.600
<v Speaker 4>Yes, and each each just want the degrees that it's curved.

0:52:34.640 --> 0:52:36.040
<v Speaker 1>Yeah what if you just want no?

0:52:36.120 --> 0:52:38.680
<v Speaker 5>But see the fact that that's the thing. See, that's

0:52:38.719 --> 0:52:40.600
<v Speaker 5>where it's hard because Sam was like, I want that.

0:52:40.960 --> 0:52:44.040
<v Speaker 5>And that's why gay guys are so high vibrational and

0:52:44.120 --> 0:52:47.080
<v Speaker 5>smart is because I could be in like a Clinton

0:52:47.160 --> 0:52:51.880
<v Speaker 5>Hill pottery barn buying like ninety nine dollars like Sheep's

0:52:51.880 --> 0:52:55.080
<v Speaker 5>milk yogurt, and then like I also want a pillow.

0:52:55.920 --> 0:52:58.640
<v Speaker 5>That's a pillow, and then like I also want to

0:52:58.640 --> 0:53:02.279
<v Speaker 5>buy the coaster of like a micro penis with like

0:53:02.320 --> 0:53:05.600
<v Speaker 5>a sunburn on it. But then gay guys are like

0:53:05.680 --> 0:53:09.240
<v Speaker 5>that's hot, and that's why it's that's why it's brilliant.

0:53:09.280 --> 0:53:13.560
<v Speaker 5>It's like unfortunately, like straight women need to look at

0:53:13.640 --> 0:53:15.600
<v Speaker 5>whatever their bodies are and be.

0:53:15.560 --> 0:53:16.720
<v Speaker 3>Like that's hot.

0:53:16.840 --> 0:53:19.479
<v Speaker 5>It's like all bodies are hot because having a body

0:53:19.560 --> 0:53:19.839
<v Speaker 5>is hot.

0:53:19.960 --> 0:53:22.000
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, but they don't want it to even be hot

0:53:22.000 --> 0:53:24.280
<v Speaker 4>on the toe bag with all the tits. It's like they.

0:53:24.080 --> 0:53:26.600
<v Speaker 6>Want it to be like the law is like you

0:53:26.680 --> 0:53:31.640
<v Speaker 6>must accept this, like we've gone underneath like censorship, Like

0:53:31.640 --> 0:53:34.120
<v Speaker 6>what would be censored which is actually something hot? Like

0:53:34.160 --> 0:53:35.759
<v Speaker 6>if it was like if I was walking around the

0:53:35.760 --> 0:53:38.160
<v Speaker 6>tope bag with a full blue waffle on it, like

0:53:38.239 --> 0:53:41.240
<v Speaker 6>that would be hot and that would be any listener

0:53:41.280 --> 0:53:44.680
<v Speaker 6>of this podcast. But like if because it's the little

0:53:44.719 --> 0:53:49.120
<v Speaker 6>drawings that's law abiding and that's straight. Yeah, Like I'm

0:53:49.200 --> 0:53:52.240
<v Speaker 6>gonna talk about a gift that I just got, honey,

0:53:52.920 --> 0:53:54.560
<v Speaker 6>which is an amazing calendar.

0:53:54.640 --> 0:53:56.239
<v Speaker 2>Honey, I was gonna ask you about this calendar. Is

0:53:56.280 --> 0:53:57.120
<v Speaker 2>this the beef calendar?

0:53:57.960 --> 0:54:01.960
<v Speaker 6>No, it's the cult calendar and it's from the year

0:54:02.200 --> 0:54:04.960
<v Speaker 6>nineteen eighty six because it has the same dates as

0:54:05.000 --> 0:54:10.800
<v Speaker 6>twenty twenty five. Ohazing, smart and he can use the calendar.

0:54:11.239 --> 0:54:13.080
<v Speaker 3>But it has and I've been using the calendar.

0:54:13.400 --> 0:54:14.680
<v Speaker 1>Wait, oh, I.

0:54:15.560 --> 0:54:18.440
<v Speaker 6>Hopeful each each picture is like an amazing It's like

0:54:18.480 --> 0:54:21.120
<v Speaker 6>a you know, like a guy like just fully spreading

0:54:21.160 --> 0:54:22.680
<v Speaker 6>in chaps and it's awesome.

0:54:23.320 --> 0:54:24.720
<v Speaker 3>It's it's really gooc forward.

0:54:24.880 --> 0:54:25.520
<v Speaker 1>Wow.

0:54:25.719 --> 0:54:27.759
<v Speaker 4>But that's not what could be on a toe bag.

0:54:27.760 --> 0:54:28.920
<v Speaker 1>You can never put that.

0:54:29.360 --> 0:54:31.880
<v Speaker 5>I need a toe back that's like good, you know,

0:54:32.200 --> 0:54:35.560
<v Speaker 5>six inch uncut. But the penis has been run over

0:54:35.719 --> 0:54:37.920
<v Speaker 5>by a car, you know, I want.

0:54:37.760 --> 0:54:42.719
<v Speaker 3>Like tire marks on that ship and stimpy that entire.

0:54:42.960 --> 0:54:45.200
<v Speaker 4>The Coba girl who takes pictures of roadkill freak out.

0:54:45.280 --> 0:54:46.359
<v Speaker 1>Oh yes, that's right.

0:54:46.400 --> 0:54:48.520
<v Speaker 4>She thinks it's punching the Copper girl.

0:54:50.320 --> 0:54:51.800
<v Speaker 1>Copper Girl thinks she's all.

0:54:52.040 --> 0:54:56.640
<v Speaker 6>In the penis runovers truck and she's like, actually, I'm

0:54:56.719 --> 0:54:57.920
<v Speaker 6>I'm not by I'm straight.

0:54:58.040 --> 0:55:00.120
<v Speaker 1>Yes, She's literally like I'm going to church this and

0:55:00.120 --> 0:55:02.919
<v Speaker 1>while it lasted, but at twenty three, my period is over.

0:55:03.080 --> 0:55:07.360
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, my apartment, my my decor is slowly, slowly turning

0:55:07.400 --> 0:55:11.760
<v Speaker 2>exclusively into like misshapen dicks. Like that's photo realists.

0:55:11.760 --> 0:55:15.400
<v Speaker 3>Give it a Cronenberg up in your like full fallol plastics.

0:55:16.520 --> 0:55:18.000
<v Speaker 2>I love it. I can't get enough of this stuff

0:55:18.000 --> 0:55:20.439
<v Speaker 2>because I my calendar. I got a calendar with also

0:55:20.560 --> 0:55:25.080
<v Speaker 2>like uh like you know, burly men spreading it. That's

0:55:25.160 --> 0:55:28.440
<v Speaker 2>really similar to the one that you have, honey. I love.

0:55:30.040 --> 0:55:32.719
<v Speaker 1>And that's what needs to be done. It's like you

0:55:32.760 --> 0:55:37.240
<v Speaker 1>have to take millennial sort of mid like twenty tens

0:55:37.280 --> 0:55:43.120
<v Speaker 1>millennial host Obama inclusivity and give it a Cronenbergian twist,

0:55:43.880 --> 0:55:47.080
<v Speaker 1>Like I want Cronenberg to do a reno of every

0:55:47.719 --> 0:55:51.200
<v Speaker 1>candle and pottery store in Brooklyn and silver Lake, and

0:55:51.280 --> 0:55:53.480
<v Speaker 1>then we can elect someone in four years that can

0:55:53.560 --> 0:55:55.640
<v Speaker 1>you know, potentially pass universal health care.

0:55:55.840 --> 0:55:59.160
<v Speaker 2>That the path towards it starts with one.

0:55:59.520 --> 0:56:01.640
<v Speaker 6>When it's like all the like candles that are shaped

0:56:01.680 --> 0:56:05.400
<v Speaker 6>like an ass actually like pouring like rancid diary.

0:56:05.120 --> 0:56:07.200
<v Speaker 1>Literally just out of the hole.

0:56:07.360 --> 0:56:10.040
<v Speaker 4>Yeah that's perfect.

0:56:09.280 --> 0:56:12.120
<v Speaker 5>But it's like, I know, it's funny thinking about like

0:56:12.800 --> 0:56:16.920
<v Speaker 5>post Obama, I feel like I'm doing a George impression

0:56:16.920 --> 0:56:18.640
<v Speaker 5>when I'm like, it's actually funny when you think of

0:56:19.040 --> 0:56:21.640
<v Speaker 5>I'm like, yeah, rather.

0:56:21.440 --> 0:56:26.080
<v Speaker 1>Than telling a joke, it's just being like, it's actually funny.

0:56:26.239 --> 0:56:28.400
<v Speaker 3>I'm like, I'm Monsterdio lab, I'm talking like George.

0:56:29.160 --> 0:56:31.560
<v Speaker 5>Well, it's actually funny when you think of like, well,

0:56:31.600 --> 0:56:37.480
<v Speaker 5>then like what is the post Trump Biden art? But

0:56:37.520 --> 0:56:40.759
<v Speaker 5>then also what is like Trump art, which I guess

0:56:40.880 --> 0:56:41.440
<v Speaker 5>is just a I.

0:56:43.440 --> 0:56:45.600
<v Speaker 1>N F T. Trump?

0:56:45.640 --> 0:56:48.640
<v Speaker 5>And if Trump art is like Elon and Trump are

0:56:48.680 --> 0:56:54.000
<v Speaker 5>both like nine out tall sumo wrestlers, and they're and

0:56:54.000 --> 0:56:55.680
<v Speaker 5>and and they're both like taking a bite out of

0:56:55.680 --> 0:56:56.680
<v Speaker 5>the Eiffel Towers.

0:56:57.040 --> 0:57:01.600
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's also literally like clips of Theovon's podcast, like

0:57:01.640 --> 0:57:04.160
<v Speaker 1>that is art. That is Trump era art. That is

0:57:04.200 --> 0:57:07.560
<v Speaker 1>an Instagram reel of Theovon in conversation with Tucker Carlson.

0:57:07.560 --> 0:57:10.000
<v Speaker 1>I actually saw video recently where Tucker Carlson says the

0:57:10.040 --> 0:57:13.319
<v Speaker 1>word nonpartisan, and then Theovan goes, what do you even

0:57:13.320 --> 0:57:16.120
<v Speaker 1>mean by that? And then Tucker Carlson is like trying

0:57:16.120 --> 0:57:19.280
<v Speaker 1>to describe it in context, but then it becomes clear

0:57:19.320 --> 0:57:22.240
<v Speaker 1>quickly that Theovon just does not know the word nonpartisan

0:57:22.520 --> 0:57:24.360
<v Speaker 1>and he's like yeah, but like what does it mean?

0:57:24.760 --> 0:57:26.600
<v Speaker 1>And so then it just becomes this thing where Tucker

0:57:26.640 --> 0:57:30.520
<v Speaker 1>Carlson is explaining literally what the word partisan means to theovon.

0:57:30.720 --> 0:57:31.600
<v Speaker 1>That's Trump era art.

0:57:31.640 --> 0:57:34.120
<v Speaker 2>That's Trump era art. I've seen this clip. It's rough.

0:57:34.760 --> 0:57:37.800
<v Speaker 6>The AI aspect of Trump era art is also like

0:57:38.160 --> 0:57:42.720
<v Speaker 6>being able to make those videos where it's like Obama

0:57:42.800 --> 0:57:46.320
<v Speaker 6>is dancing and then turning into Shakira and becoming Jennifer.

0:57:46.280 --> 0:57:49.120
<v Speaker 4>And like that's that's like what we have now.

0:57:49.160 --> 0:57:51.200
<v Speaker 6>And I think that the Obama era art was also

0:57:51.280 --> 0:57:54.200
<v Speaker 6>pop art, Like I think it was very like Obama

0:57:54.320 --> 0:57:57.040
<v Speaker 6>like Picture the Hope. Yeah, that was that's pop art,

0:57:57.040 --> 0:57:58.960
<v Speaker 6>and like that's what we had. And then the Joe

0:57:59.000 --> 0:58:02.440
<v Speaker 6>Biden thing is kind of like retirement home paintings, like

0:58:02.760 --> 0:58:06.200
<v Speaker 6>just like faded dust collecting on the wall, like with

0:58:06.560 --> 0:58:09.120
<v Speaker 6>like you know, like dry paper whispering in the wind.

0:58:09.400 --> 0:58:12.360
<v Speaker 4>And now we're in this full like like as Honey.

0:58:12.200 --> 0:58:15.240
<v Speaker 6>Likes to say, Deep Fried AI era, where like it's

0:58:15.360 --> 0:58:17.560
<v Speaker 6>a repost of a repost so that the quality is

0:58:17.600 --> 0:58:20.520
<v Speaker 6>going down and it's like people transforming.

0:58:21.040 --> 0:58:23.160
<v Speaker 5>And it's also those videos where it's like a split

0:58:23.200 --> 0:58:25.000
<v Speaker 5>screen and like one half of the video is like

0:58:25.840 --> 0:58:28.120
<v Speaker 5>hand standing a table or like.

0:58:28.400 --> 0:58:30.040
<v Speaker 6>Writing a video, and it's like an AI boy was

0:58:30.080 --> 0:58:31.880
<v Speaker 6>like when the girl checked her phone there was a

0:58:31.880 --> 0:58:32.919
<v Speaker 6>text message.

0:58:34.120 --> 0:58:35.960
<v Speaker 4>And she was in the car going fast to the

0:58:35.960 --> 0:58:36.720
<v Speaker 4>grocery store.

0:58:36.840 --> 0:58:38.560
<v Speaker 6>It said come home baby, and then there's just like

0:58:38.640 --> 0:58:40.440
<v Speaker 6>someone cutting cucumber really fast.

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<v Speaker 2>Actually, I can't stop thinking about I saw something and

0:58:44.840 --> 0:58:47.960
<v Speaker 2>I can't tell what to think about it. Where it's

0:58:48.000 --> 0:58:50.000
<v Speaker 2>like people are you know, there are now like AI

0:58:50.120 --> 0:58:53.360
<v Speaker 2>accounts and they're like and like people like Twitter and

0:58:53.440 --> 0:58:56.160
<v Speaker 2>Meta and are like making AI accounts to engage more

0:58:56.200 --> 0:58:58.800
<v Speaker 2>with real accounts. But it's like becoming this thing where

0:58:58.800 --> 0:59:01.240
<v Speaker 2>it's eventually just going to be a accounts interacting with

0:59:01.280 --> 0:59:04.360
<v Speaker 2>each other and it's just going to be like mostly fake.

0:59:04.840 --> 0:59:06.280
<v Speaker 2>Like what do we do with that?

0:59:07.040 --> 0:59:09.520
<v Speaker 4>I mean they're probably gonna have a podcast.

0:59:09.280 --> 0:59:11.040
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I mean literally accounts.

0:59:11.440 --> 0:59:14.080
<v Speaker 3>It's gonna be like we have to have sex, like

0:59:14.120 --> 0:59:17.160
<v Speaker 3>that's what you do. It's like because AI, there's one

0:59:17.200 --> 0:59:19.280
<v Speaker 3>thing that we can do that they can't do, is

0:59:19.320 --> 0:59:21.520
<v Speaker 3>have sex. We just have to make sure that we're

0:59:21.560 --> 0:59:22.360
<v Speaker 3>having sex with.

0:59:23.080 --> 0:59:25.760
<v Speaker 4>Each other and not with AI, because that that is

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<v Speaker 4>don't do that.

0:59:27.320 --> 0:59:30.480
<v Speaker 6>I don't do that you guys are that's a rule.

0:59:30.640 --> 0:59:33.440
<v Speaker 3>That's a rule, a recommendation, rules, a recommendation.

0:59:34.440 --> 0:59:38.920
<v Speaker 1>That's all there, we go, So you are. So it

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<v Speaker 1>used to be that sex positivity was a response to

0:59:41.200 --> 0:59:46.200
<v Speaker 1>like Christian like puranism. Yeah, but now sex positivity is

0:59:46.280 --> 0:59:50.440
<v Speaker 1>vital as a response to AI hegemony. Absolutely and like

0:59:50.920 --> 0:59:53.920
<v Speaker 1>techno or techno dystopian fascism.

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<v Speaker 6>No algorithm robot could create something that could fully penetrate

0:59:59.400 --> 1:00:04.080
<v Speaker 6>my complete destroyed situation there that is only created by God,

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<v Speaker 6>and in such a way that it's like, it's like

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<v Speaker 6>the Goddess of creative creation and destruction at once are

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<v Speaker 6>my genital and nothing, no amount of If you had

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<v Speaker 6>a computer work for eighty six billion years, it could

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<v Speaker 6>not come up with the thing to fit inside there.

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<v Speaker 6>And that's what's beautiful about human to human sex and sexuality.

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<v Speaker 2>That's true. I love that. Okay, back to laws. I

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<v Speaker 2>have a question.

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<v Speaker 4>I was just I was just talking about laws.

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<v Speaker 1>But okay, okay, yeah, okay, back back to the topic.

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<v Speaker 2>Back to the okay, back to the real topic. Uh, okay,

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<v Speaker 2>police or lawyers? Which one is straighter?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, this is a question.

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<v Speaker 6>It's hard because there's no gay fetish dress up as lawyers.

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<v Speaker 4>But okay, so you can't like fetishize like.

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<v Speaker 5>You could fetishize like French lawyers like that way fall

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<v Speaker 5>the wigs and like the little dress you could fetish

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<v Speaker 5>eye that that does.

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<v Speaker 1>There's my instinct is to say lawyers are straighter, and

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<v Speaker 1>I'm trying to figure out why. Here's why I think, Yes, well,

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<v Speaker 1>I think is lawyers suit bland, I'll fit, you know.

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<v Speaker 6>But there's people who go to the courtroom like looking,

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<v Speaker 6>that's true, but then they're thinking joker represented himself.

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<v Speaker 1>Arguing whatever police you know, say what you want about

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<v Speaker 1>the politics of policing. They they are wearing sort of campy,

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<v Speaker 1>draggy costumes.

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<v Speaker 4>That's why it gets towards being like yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, like it's it's it's fetish where and and also frankly,

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<v Speaker 1>so often you know when they are in repose, they're

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<v Speaker 1>literally like playing Candy Crush on their phone and there's

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<v Speaker 1>something actually very sort of like Barista who is being

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<v Speaker 1>rude to the customers.

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<v Speaker 2>About no that's gurly coded for sure.

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<v Speaker 6>I feel though, like because they have to uphold the law,

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<v Speaker 6>they're straighter, and then lawyers are more gay because they're

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<v Speaker 6>like fighting and tweaking and going in and.

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<v Speaker 1>I see that's true.

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<v Speaker 2>There's some creativity.

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<v Speaker 5>So it's like the fruit ninja of you know, off

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<v Speaker 5>time of being a cop is straight because there just

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<v Speaker 5>is this like there just is it this like ghost

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<v Speaker 5>like drooling kind of like dunce quality to police officers

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<v Speaker 5>where they're like all it's kind of like slap jawed

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<v Speaker 5>and like slow, and there's.

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<v Speaker 3>Just like that to me is straight. But like when

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<v Speaker 3>I think of a lawyer, I think about all my

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<v Speaker 3>gay lawyer friends who like our gay lawyers had to

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<v Speaker 3>go to gay lawyer school, you know.

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<v Speaker 4>And they're like helping us be like be allowed to steal.

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<v Speaker 1>Basically totally yeah, gay totally that there is such a

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<v Speaker 1>rich tradition of gay lawyers, right, that's a great I

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<v Speaker 1>mean the A c l U is basically just like

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<v Speaker 1>like a food co.

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<v Speaker 4>Op saying may I approach the bench? Like that's gay.

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<v Speaker 2>So lawyer dumb is sort of like wizards.

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<v Speaker 1>It's behind your back.

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<v Speaker 2>So lawyers are kind of like wizards and that they

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<v Speaker 2>have power but it's good or bad and they have

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<v Speaker 2>to go to lawyer school and solve crime.

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<v Speaker 6>So like an owl kind of comes to their window, right, right.

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<v Speaker 1>A lawyers are Gryffindor and cops are Slytherin.

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<v Speaker 4>Cops are Baltimore. If we're gonna.

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<v Speaker 1>Cops for Baltimore, cops are Buggles. I'm sorry, I can't.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm really mad that I just said cops are Baltimore, and.

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<v Speaker 2>You know what, I.

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<v Speaker 1>Was like, I'm not going to bring it up again.

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<v Speaker 1>But then you said owl and I was like, Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>I guess I have permission, Sam, And I'm.

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<v Speaker 6>Being Sam right now podcast by saying Sam started.

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<v Speaker 3>It, well, I think courtroom dramas are also gay, and

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<v Speaker 3>so that's lawyer and whereas I think procedurals are straight

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<v Speaker 3>straight Yeah, I agree, are like.

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<v Speaker 1>Great courtroom dramas are gay.

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<v Speaker 6>Courtroom dramas like Judge Judy presiding over like a fight

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<v Speaker 6>that's literally fake, that's like played up for drama, And

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<v Speaker 6>procedurals are like somebody really needing to protect their dogs.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, and there's a way in which with the procedural

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<v Speaker 1>the law prevails, whereas with the courtroom drama it's more

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<v Speaker 1>like a sort of family play. It's august Osage County.

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<v Speaker 1>There are people yelling of like you're not. There's not

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<v Speaker 1>a clearly just audience. So it's literally it's literally theater.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a black box theater, and they're doing an all

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<v Speaker 1>and all women and femmes version of King lear.

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<v Speaker 2>Well in that moment when the evidence drops, like and

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<v Speaker 2>you like reveal a nasty photo of like the scene

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<v Speaker 2>and you're.

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<v Speaker 3>Like, oh exhibit A, yes, God, I would kill for

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<v Speaker 3>that moment.

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<v Speaker 5>And there's so many Ryan Murphy, you know, like crime,

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<v Speaker 5>it's like, you know crime is you know, b gay

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<v Speaker 5>do crime? Obviously throw up and cry, but you know

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<v Speaker 5>crime is also pretty gay.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, wait, b gay do crimes? Or throw up and cry?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, throw up and do crime.

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<v Speaker 6>Oh and vomit like vomit artist Lady Gaga on stage

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<v Speaker 6>during Swine like vomit as crime love.

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<v Speaker 3>But then Law and Order s VU is straight.

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<v Speaker 1>It's straight totally. People are desperate to make it gay.

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<v Speaker 1>They're like it's like.

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<v Speaker 4>It's like she just is like she's like tough. It

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<v Speaker 4>doesn't make yes like she's not.

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<v Speaker 3>She's not.

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<v Speaker 4>She's just like a tough woman.

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<v Speaker 3>Christopher Maloney is kind of straggedy though.

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<v Speaker 1>You know that as well. Chris Maloney and Oz you

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<v Speaker 1>know what I'm talking about, Yes.

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<v Speaker 2>What it's like it's like Stanley.

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<v Speaker 3>He's almost Stanley Chucci levels sing it. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, he's like in the calendar basically.

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<v Speaker 1>Like Chris. Chris Maloney's biggest dream is to just show

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<v Speaker 1>full cock and and he is the horniest motherfucker out there. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>and he's like an exhibition. It's like he wants to

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<v Speaker 1>show up to your house with like a burbery.

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<v Speaker 6>He wants to be like somebody like he wants to

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<v Speaker 6>be like I'm here to investigate a crime, dress as

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<v Speaker 6>a policeman and then take it off because he's actually

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<v Speaker 6>a stress.

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<v Speaker 2>Literally, Yeah, it would be amazing.

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<v Speaker 3>He's in the writer's room, like, so, and what season

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<v Speaker 3>do I show Hawk? When am I able to Finally.

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<v Speaker 6>Maybe there's a I'm tied to a chair and they

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<v Speaker 6>need to expose Hog to like blackmail me, like.

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<v Speaker 1>Simon, maybe electricute my nipples. But in a way that's

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<v Speaker 1>pro justice. Yeah yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>And Iced Tea is not having it, No, no, he

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<v Speaker 3>does not having it. He's like cut the funny business.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I'm here to work, Tea and that's against the law.

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<v Speaker 1>Is such a beautiful American success story to me, Like

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<v Speaker 1>every time I see him, I'm so happy. I'm like

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<v Speaker 1>you really you did it like you're.

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<v Speaker 3>On you know my relationship with him? Right?

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<v Speaker 2>No?

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<v Speaker 4>No, and he's like tweeting it's like amazing.

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<v Speaker 1>And he has that hot wife who he's so well yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>and a daughter whose age just stayed the same for

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<v Speaker 1>like five or seven years. Really perfect.

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<v Speaker 5>So my relationship with Iced Tea is that is that

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<v Speaker 5>I was on one episode of his now canceled court

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<v Speaker 5>room reality television show The Mediator.

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<v Speaker 2>What why what were you doing there?

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<v Speaker 3>I was suing my friend?

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<v Speaker 2>Was it real?

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<v Speaker 3>It was exaggerated?

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<v Speaker 1>Sorry, all this talk of laws and rules, you have

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<v Speaker 1>not revealed that you were in a court room judge

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<v Speaker 1>Judy style show with Ice teare presumably queer athology is friend?

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<v Speaker 5>Yes, yeah, and it I don't know. I had like

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<v Speaker 5>a like a what did you say?

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<v Speaker 4>It was full subterfuge, which makes it even more gay.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, exactly.

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<v Speaker 5>I had someone send me the Craigslist and I was like,

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<v Speaker 5>you should do this because it seems funny, and I

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<v Speaker 5>was like, okay, So me and my friend just kind

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<v Speaker 5>of like concocted we have like a real conflict that

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<v Speaker 5>we exaggerated for the show, and then we've all met

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<v Speaker 5>on Skype during COVID and he is an ilegal.

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<v Speaker 3>Judge, so but he can be a mediator. So he

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<v Speaker 3>was able to kind of like preside over the conflict

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<v Speaker 3>and give us some hips. And the conclusion that he

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<v Speaker 3>came to is that my friend was just in love

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<v Speaker 3>with me and that's why her dog shat in my room.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh wow, sounds pretty accurate.

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<v Speaker 2>Was he right?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah? He is never wrong whatever he says. I just

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<v Speaker 3>allowed to.

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<v Speaker 2>Wow.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, how I feel like we're we're in final thoughts mode,

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<v Speaker 1>final thoughts about laws, rules and the sexuality thereof.

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<v Speaker 3>Laws.

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<v Speaker 4>Laws off my terrifying, terrifying genital.

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<v Speaker 1>Actually that's a great sign. Laws off my terrifying, terrifying genitalia.

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<v Speaker 4>And like I'm but I'm pro rules, Like let's talk.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I do want to say no running in the pool,

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<v Speaker 2>like you're gonna slip and you're gonna fall, you're gonna.

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<v Speaker 4>Hurt yourself, but there's no law against it.

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<v Speaker 1>So yeah. And also don't go don't go in the

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<v Speaker 1>pool if you have diarrhea.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, again that's that's a fuck around and find out

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<v Speaker 6>and when you enter into those spaces, there's like an

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<v Speaker 6>implicit CONSENTDA, Like these are pool rules. They're not laws, Like,

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<v Speaker 6>no one's coming to like haul you away.

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<v Speaker 2>They will blow that little whistle. Yeah, there will be

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<v Speaker 2>some public shaming, but blow the whistle.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay.

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<v Speaker 3>My final thought is no laws, just the bumper stickers

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<v Speaker 3>that say grass gas or ass nobody rides free.

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<v Speaker 1>Love that period, Yeah, love that all right.

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<v Speaker 3>That's my constitution.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, also, before we go and before we do our

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<v Speaker 2>final segment, you are both you're going on tour. Please

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<v Speaker 2>oh yeah, tell everyone where you are going? Yes, please?

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<v Speaker 1>Well, and when.

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<v Speaker 6>Going to Chicago on January seventeenth, we're going to the

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<v Speaker 6>City on Fire on which is LA on the nineteenth

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<v Speaker 6>if and we're probably we'll see what happens. And then

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<v Speaker 6>we're going to San Francisco on the twenty fourth or

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<v Speaker 6>sketch Fest.

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<v Speaker 4>Am I forgetting?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh it's everything. Oh we had the kickoff show on

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<v Speaker 3>the fifteenth.

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<v Speaker 6>I come on everybody late show because the first show

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<v Speaker 6>sold out? So get when is this going to come in?

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<v Speaker 1>It's coming out on Tuesday.

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<v Speaker 6>Perfect, Okay, So preparing this, buy tickets to our show

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<v Speaker 6>tomorrow in New York City, And if you're anywhere else,

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<v Speaker 6>break some laws.

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<v Speaker 1>And tickets can be found in Lincoln by great the

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<v Speaker 1>dice situation, and we will there's going to be some tagging.

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<v Speaker 1>You're going to be able to find that Lincoln bio folks.

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<v Speaker 4>You will, folks.

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<v Speaker 6>Just break one law today, Yeah, break I encourage one.

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<v Speaker 4>Write about it, like, write about it in a letter.

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<v Speaker 1>We need to get all show up to Spike on

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<v Speaker 1>Honey Show without a ticket and then beat up the guy,

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<v Speaker 1>the guy at the door and just walk in.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah different, definitely, Well ticket ticket buying is more of.

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<v Speaker 1>A rule than a law.

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<v Speaker 4>But yeah, that's a rule.

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<v Speaker 1>That's true.

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<v Speaker 4>That's true because there's always list.

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<v Speaker 1>But totally wow, Okay, incredible, let's do it. Our final

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<v Speaker 1>segment is called shout outs, and in this segment we

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<v Speaker 1>pay homage to the classic straight tradition, straight oral tradition,

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<v Speaker 1>even of the radio shout out. You're on Z one hundred,

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<v Speaker 1>you're on t L shouting out something that you just

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<v Speaker 1>cannot get enough of, and uh as this tradition, we

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<v Speaker 1>make them up on the spot. Sam, do you have one?

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<v Speaker 2>I actually do have one.

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<v Speaker 1>Go for it.

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<v Speaker 2>What's up freaks, losers and sexual perverts around the globe.

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<v Speaker 2>I want to give a huge shout out to George

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<v Speaker 2>Michael's father, Figure.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>I love this song and I saw Baby Girl much

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<v Speaker 2>like many of my peers in the LGBTQ plus community.

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<v Speaker 2>And while I thought it was not very good shout

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<v Speaker 2>out to the film I did, it did remind me

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<v Speaker 2>that Father Figure by George Michael. It's a really good

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<v Speaker 2>song and I can't stop listening to it. It's always

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<v Speaker 2>stuck in my and it's that thing of like I

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<v Speaker 2>know that people have been like, actually, like George Michael

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<v Speaker 2>is actually really really good, and I've been like yeay, yeah, whatever,

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<v Speaker 2>and now I'm like, damn, this shit hits. It's sort

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<v Speaker 2>of like not to be a bitch, not to pit

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<v Speaker 2>gay men against each other, but it's kind of choice

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<v Speaker 2>of I'm down dead in a ditch. There's something about

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<v Speaker 2>like like where it's like, oh, he's been like nasty

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<v Speaker 2>and horny forever. We're treating like gay pop like it's

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<v Speaker 2>a whole new thing, and it's like, no, sweetie, it's

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<v Speaker 2>been happening forever. And I'm finding it so comforting. I'm

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<v Speaker 2>finding it so catchy and then finding it so fun

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<v Speaker 2>and it makes me feel like it's time to look

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<v Speaker 2>back and experience new past. Shout out George Michael. Shout

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<v Speaker 2>out a father figure. Put my tiny hand in yours, daddy,

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<v Speaker 2>xoxo say it.

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<v Speaker 1>Who Okay, I can go, I'll do. I'll do a

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<v Speaker 1>movie one too. We're in letterbox mode today. Okay, folks,

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<v Speaker 1>I want to give a shout out to the actor

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<v Speaker 1>Channing Tatum. You know, he's easy to overlook because you're

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<v Speaker 1>sort of like, oh right, you like used to be

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<v Speaker 1>a stripper and magic Mike, and you're sort of a meathead.

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<v Speaker 1>I think he's one of the most interesting actors in

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<v Speaker 1>Hollywood right now. I recently watched Logan Lucky, which I

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<v Speaker 1>hadn't seen before, absolutely stunning performance. I watched the Zoe

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<v Speaker 1>Kravitz film Blink twice. Terrible movie, great work from Channing.

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<v Speaker 1>I think he has such a as he's aged, he's

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<v Speaker 1>agent to this very fascinating look that is like meatthead,

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<v Speaker 1>meats like just like a neck, that is a person,

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<v Speaker 1>and he is so he's very much like a character

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<v Speaker 1>actor trapped in a leading man's body, trapped in a

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<v Speaker 1>plumber's body. And I think there's a lot of talk

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<v Speaker 1>about like Hollywood doesn't have interesting faces anymore. And I

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<v Speaker 1>feel like people talk about Adrian Brody being someone who

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<v Speaker 1>has an interesting face. And it's like, you don't have

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<v Speaker 1>to be skinny like Adrian Burder to have an interesting face.

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<v Speaker 1>You can be sort of meathead looking like Channing Tatum

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<v Speaker 1>and have an interesting face. And so I just think

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<v Speaker 1>we need to do a little more with him. And

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<v Speaker 1>I'm very with this work. I think he's so talented,

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<v Speaker 1>and I am gonna name my son Channing in his honor.

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<v Speaker 1>Shout out to Channing Tatum.

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<v Speaker 2>George, I have to did you see Deadpool and Wolverine? No,

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<v Speaker 2>because Channing Tatum gives a comedic performance that is genuinely

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<v Speaker 2>so funny in such a subtle, weird way where you're like, damn,

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<v Speaker 2>he's really got it.

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<v Speaker 1>He is one of our great geniuses.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, he's one of our most genius geniuses. Okay, Spike

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<v Speaker 2>or Honey. If I don't, I'm not gonna say who

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<v Speaker 2>should go first? Design amongst yourselves.

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<v Speaker 3>I'll go first, Okay. Shout out to Ood. Shout out

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<v Speaker 3>to Ood.

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<v Speaker 5>The fragrance notes, Oh, oh Ud, I've been, you know,

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<v Speaker 5>developing my signature scent. I've been walking through the journey

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<v Speaker 5>of how I want to hit people's noses when I

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<v Speaker 5>enter a room.

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<v Speaker 3>So out out to Ud because it's masculine. It kind

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<v Speaker 3>of smells like poop.

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<v Speaker 5>It's kind of awesome to small a little fecal when

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<v Speaker 5>you realize that there's actually an entire world of dominance,

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<v Speaker 5>power and magic that can be available to you if

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<v Speaker 5>you remind people of anal sex anytime you kind of

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<v Speaker 5>enter into a space with them. That is what empires

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<v Speaker 5>have been built and then crumbled upon. So I think

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<v Speaker 5>it's important to really remember that that is there.

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<v Speaker 3>So shout out to Ude and smiling a little bit

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<v Speaker 3>like woody poop.

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<v Speaker 1>Whoa, that's wait, this is genius. And I also want

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<v Speaker 1>to say I've actually shouted out this on the podcast

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<v Speaker 1>before a bit. So my friend and past guests of

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<v Speaker 1>the podcast, Tammy Tackle Mariam once wrote she's a food

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<v Speaker 1>writer and she once wrote a piece about which wine

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<v Speaker 1>to pair with eating ass, and she described the taste

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<v Speaker 1>of ass as gamey, which I had never considered before

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<v Speaker 1>and is so obvious. And since then I have been like,

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<v Speaker 1>this is such a gastronomical experience, and your absfinite that like,

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<v Speaker 1>we can re eroticize facality, we just have to try.

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<v Speaker 3>And I also think that if we want.

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<v Speaker 1>To that sicks so true. What what? What?

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<v Speaker 6>There was sodomy laws because they wanted to take away

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<v Speaker 6>the gamy, the glow of eating ass.

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<v Speaker 5>Yes and to all be good anti fascists. We need

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<v Speaker 5>to make sure that sodomy and being good sodomites are ours,

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<v Speaker 5>that we, you know, define that for ourselves, that it

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<v Speaker 5>isn't just taken by the pederastic lords that haunt us.

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<v Speaker 6>Nobody talks about how like everyone's like sodom and Gomora

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<v Speaker 6>likes whatever. It's like they had amazing art scenes in

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<v Speaker 6>those cities.

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<v Speaker 3>No one talks about that exactly. They were turning up.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, okay, Spike, what's up everybody out there in Tinseltown.

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<v Speaker 6>I want to give a shout out to my birthplace,

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<v Speaker 6>Los Angeles. I know what you are thinking when you

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<v Speaker 6>look at me, that guy's from LA. I people often

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<v Speaker 6>tell me all the time, you don't seem like you're

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<v Speaker 6>from LA.

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<v Speaker 4>What does that mean?

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<v Speaker 6>It means that the popular opinion of someone from LA

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<v Speaker 6>is that they suck. That's not all the way completely true.

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<v Speaker 6>That's only a little true, and it's not true in

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<v Speaker 6>this case. I love Los Angeles. It is one of

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<v Speaker 6>the most iconic places in the world. There is no

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<v Speaker 6>place like it. I love New York, but Los Angeles

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<v Speaker 6>is a cultural epicenter. It made our imaginations what they are,

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<v Speaker 6>and I just love it so much. And the next

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<v Speaker 6>time you think I don't seem like I'm from LA,

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<v Speaker 6>it's because you are saying that I seem Jewish, which

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<v Speaker 6>you equate.

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<v Speaker 4>From with being in New York.

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<v Speaker 1>Wow.

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<v Speaker 6>Oh quick, last shout out to Blood Smells good, tastes good.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, pop, honey, I can't.

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<v Speaker 4>Believe I'm so upset that we're talking about.

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<v Speaker 1>Also, like graphic design wise, you know they both have

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<v Speaker 1>two o's. You could so easily do it, sort of

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<v Speaker 1>like fun blood and poop logo. That's true.

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<v Speaker 2>Also, Spike, I do think people thinking you're not from

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<v Speaker 2>LA shows like a misunderstand, like people don't know what

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<v Speaker 2>LA is. Yeah I am.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm incredibly haunted.

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<v Speaker 6>I'm incredibly like old and scary, and yet everybody wants

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<v Speaker 6>a piece. People come there thinking there to me think

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<v Speaker 6>they're going to find themselves. They realize just how lost

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<v Speaker 6>they are, and they tremble in my wake. I am

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<v Speaker 6>too powerful for them, and that is exactly why I'm

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<v Speaker 6>like Los Angeles. And I'm also a fun, fun, fun

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<v Speaker 6>surfer boy till my daddy took my t bird away.

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<v Speaker 2>Well see Spike and Honey on tour. And also we're

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<v Speaker 2>going to be in San Francisco on the seventeenth of

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<v Speaker 2>January from Sketch Fest.

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<v Speaker 4>Sam's on the show.

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<v Speaker 2>And I'm on the show in La on the nineteenth.

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<v Speaker 6>Yes, yes, yes, day before the inauguration, day before the audation.

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<v Speaker 2>Damn all right, y'all. Wow, Well, thanks so this has

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<v Speaker 2>been a real treat.

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