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Speaker 2: Podcast starts now. What is up everyone around the world

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Speaker 2: and welcome to Stradia Lab. We have been teasing starting

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Speaker 2: this podcast for over fifteen minutes and now guess what

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Speaker 2: we are giving that sweet release of actually starting the podcast. George,

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Speaker 2: how are you?

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Speaker 1: The technology required to record what we're doing now was

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Speaker 1: invented pretty much two days ago. There are two of

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Speaker 1: us in Times Square. There is one person at home

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Speaker 1: in Los Angeles while fires are raging around him, and

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Speaker 2: Which and so we have somehow managed to come together,

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Speaker 2: despite all the odds and despite the world crumbling, to

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Speaker 2: record a podcast. And it's actually our first recording of

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Speaker 2: the year, which is kind of crazy.

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Speaker 1: It is. It's our first recording of the year. So

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Speaker 1: I just want to say, happy new year. So far

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Speaker 1: it is not a great one, but there is still hope.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I gotta say we did start off on a

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Speaker 2: weird note.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, what do you? Yeah, totally, I'm like, so far,

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Speaker 1: there's way I do want to say. So far, there

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Speaker 1: has been not a single good thing that has happened

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Speaker 1: this year.

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Speaker 2: I've been getting amazing sleep.

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Speaker 1: Oh that's good. Good for you.

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Speaker 2: So that's one thing, George, say something positive about your

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Speaker 2: year so far.

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Speaker 1: Okay, See that's the thing. What I was gonna say

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Speaker 1: is actually a huge negative. I had an experience that

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Speaker 1: and then later when we bring in our guests, maybe

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Speaker 1: passing by the Harry Potter store in New York City

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Speaker 1: and I said, wouldn't it be funny to go in,

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Speaker 2: Honey, I'm laughing.

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Speaker 1: You got a viral meme right there, You know what

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Speaker 1: I mean? I was, I had, I had a little

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Speaker 1: time to kill. I said, I'm gonna find a hufflepuff merch.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna say, I'm gonna see some you know, out

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Speaker 1: of towner's shopping for ginger beer. Wait, no, ginger beer

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Speaker 1: like a funny thing that I do. I went in,

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Speaker 1: I'm about to say something shocking. Within forty five seconds,

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Speaker 1: the nostalgia got me to such an extent that I

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Speaker 1: ready to enter Hogwhites. I was shocked as someone who

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Speaker 1: a like obviously, I am marching against Jake Carrowlling daily.

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Speaker 1: I would say I do a women's march by myself

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Speaker 1: against Jake Carrolling every morning when I wake up. I

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Speaker 1: don't have nostalgia for Harry Potter. I read the books

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Speaker 1: when I was a kid have not had any desire

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Speaker 1: to revisit them. I also hate all toxic nostalgic culture.

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Speaker 1: I hate BuzzFeed. Nineties kids will remember this. I don't get,

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Speaker 1: you know, emotional when I think of Nick at night,

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Speaker 1: and yet I'm telling you, within seconds of walking in,

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Speaker 2: I mean, I'm I obviously relate. I think how I

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Speaker 2: just think, you know, my answer is unfortunately always the

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Speaker 2: public service. It should just as long as she's not attached,

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Speaker 2: we can still have it.

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Speaker 1: No, you're we need.

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Speaker 2: We need, George. What I want to say is obviously ironic,

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Speaker 2: but run with me, George. We need a Minister of

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Speaker 1: No, actually, I would say the minute magic has to

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Speaker 1: be in charge specifically of separating the art from the artist,

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Speaker 1: in the way that we separate church and state. You know,

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Speaker 1: church and state. I know that's not exactly it, but

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Speaker 1: shut up. It's the government's responsibility to separate church and state.

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Speaker 1: Every time church and state are suspected of intermingling, someone

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Speaker 1: That needs to happen. As soon as someone creates art,

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Speaker 2: I do think if your art makes one billion dollars.

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Speaker 2: It's like it's not yours anymore, Like it's not yours.

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Speaker 1: At all, right, exactly like it is now.

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Speaker 2: I don't know it's what public domain.

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Speaker 1: I don't know who create who'd wrote jingle bells? No one,

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Speaker 1: probably someone who doesn't have great politics. But you better

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Speaker 1: believe I'm going to be shaking my booty to that

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Speaker 2: I could not agree more.

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Speaker 1: I think I'm obsessed with us silencing to trans people.

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Speaker 1: While talking about Jake Carroll, I have.

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Speaker 2: To say, it's the funny things we've ever done, and

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Speaker 2: I think you kicking it.

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Speaker 3: Off outing me is crazy. Yeah, like I'm literally like

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Speaker 3: stealth icon honeyblutes on. That's crazy, that's crazy, Okay by

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Speaker 3: coming out, let's.

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Speaker 4: Wow, you're acting. I'm also not magic.

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Speaker 1: Well, of course you're. That's interestinctionalities that you're both trans

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Speaker 5: Yeah, thank you, and actually, hey stop, it's like you

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Speaker 5: already made a burista joke. Have you ever been to

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Speaker 5: a coffee shop they're selling trans or magic shirts aerial italics.

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Speaker 1: It's right there.

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Speaker 6: Well, I'm not magic like that. I'm magic like making

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Speaker 1: You're not magic. No, I'm not you're not queer joy.

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Speaker 6: Famously, if you ever see me spouting that I'm releasing

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Speaker 6: my trans joy, it makes me that I'm It means

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Speaker 6: that I'm going to kill myself. Yeah, trans boy joy,

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Speaker 6: I blink twice. Is I'm radiating trans joy?

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Speaker 1: If you see Spike radiating trans joy called the poll? Yeah? Okay,

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Speaker 1: So please welcome Honey Pluton and Spike Ironbinder.

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Speaker 4: Hi, so you.

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Speaker 1: Kind of yeah? So what's up? I mean, what do

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Speaker 1: you think of my story?

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Speaker 4: You're Slytherin.

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Speaker 1: I'm literally being Slytherin.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, being Slytherin.

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Speaker 3: I've never read the book.

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Speaker 2: Are you afraid? Are you afraid you'll fall?

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Speaker 1: I will say, Spike, you're giving Slytherin with your current look.

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Speaker 3: I don't like that.

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Speaker 4: I Honey doesn't like it.

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Speaker 1: So I doesn't read the books, Spike? Have you read

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Speaker 1: the books?

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Speaker 4: I read the books.

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Speaker 6: I waited in line to get jk Rowling's autograph when

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Speaker 6: I was a child. Wow, at a book release in La,

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Speaker 6: where I'm from, and I'm just outing myself and always

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Speaker 4: Loved Harry Potter as a child. Met jk Rowling zero.

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Speaker 4: She complimented my hair, She complimented my.

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Speaker 6: Hair in a way that when I talked to my

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Speaker 6: cites jk Rowling compliment like, I can't get away from

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Speaker 6: this transphobic woman.

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Speaker 4: Wow, it's like in my DNA.

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Speaker 1: Do you feel like you have you haven't cut your

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Speaker 6: Well, I'm I'm waiting until it gets long enough to

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Speaker 6: fashion it into like a flail, like a medieval weapon,

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Speaker 6: so I can.

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Speaker 4: Well, let's keep talking, like I can't say that on air.

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Speaker 1: I feel like you should make it into a little

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Speaker 1: like braid tie that you wear with. That's an idea,

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Speaker 4: Don't attach like a medieval weapon to it.

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Speaker 5: And Okay, it's almost transphobic that you told Spike to

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Speaker 1: Excuse me.

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Speaker 4: So we're at up to two.

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Speaker 6: We're at two instances three if you want to count

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Speaker 6: shutting us both out as one.

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Speaker 4: Individual, course, yeah, because you can't. Lumping us in would

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Speaker 4: be the fourth incident.

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Speaker 1: So yeah, it would be like you're absolutely right, So

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Speaker 4: As silencing us as one, as.

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Speaker 1: One, as though you both have the same politics, the

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Speaker 1: same opinions.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, we're just two guys, Why would.

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Speaker 2: You say that your politics differ the most?

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Speaker 1: Yeah? What where would you self for the most?

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Speaker 3: I think I'm a little bit more libertarian than Spike.

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Speaker 1: Really okay, and roll all the way off? Does that

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Speaker 1: make me?

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Speaker 3: I mean, I'm gonna let you speak for yourself.

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Speaker 1: But but you're like, you're communist. Spike is communist and

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Speaker 1: Honey is sort of uh.

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Speaker 2: You want to buy some land and like buy a

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Speaker 2: gun and live.

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Speaker 6: Like, yes, I was gonna say, I'm I'm socialist communists,

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Speaker 6: but with gun.

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Speaker 1: You are with gun, right, So maybe gun is where

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Speaker 1: you overlap.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, We're we're both in the in the Venn diagram.

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Speaker 6: Guns is where we're sort of like carrying together.

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Speaker 1: Got it? Got it?

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Speaker 5: Okay, communists, I am more communist anarchists.

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Speaker 2: So we do both, I'm seeing.

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Speaker 4: So that's why I'm like, why would you say you're

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Speaker 4: a libertarian.

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Speaker 3: Because it rolls off the tongue. You know, it's an.

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Speaker 4: Easier at is anarchist to be doing.

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Speaker 1: Okay, here's the question. How do you feel about, like

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Speaker 1: a full blown adult, tenured professor being like, I'm an

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Speaker 1: anarchist on the browser history and will be you know

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Speaker 1: what I mean?

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Speaker 2: No, totally. This is such a smart point.

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Speaker 1: I'm like, hello, no, you're like the king.

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Speaker 4: No, not you, the professor of the darkness.

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Speaker 1: Well, first of all, I established are not an anarchist.

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Speaker 1: Totally, That's exactly what it's like. Yeah. I do think

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Speaker 3: I think it's annoying when people assimilate for sure.

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Speaker 6: My ideas are like, it's like a girl and she's

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Speaker 4: Mm hmm okay, so get this. It's like a rat.

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Speaker 1: we can find a way to disseminate that imagery. The

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Speaker 4: That cheeto will be straight.

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Speaker 1: Oh, Jeff Coons, Jeff Coons, thank you?

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Speaker 4: Nest thing. You know, you're like, I love piss Christ.

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Speaker 5: Okay, my dad is a pop art addict. Okay, he

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Speaker 5: chronically pictures I'm assuming he's pulling from Pinterest that are

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Speaker 3: He's like, finally, I'm alive.

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Speaker 5: I'm It's like he's seeing g a like he can't

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Speaker 1: But he.

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Speaker 3: Has really bad taste.

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Speaker 5: That only informs a future that he wants it I'm

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Speaker 3: So I think it's the first I think.

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Speaker 2: Okay, I agree, but honey, did you say Banky.

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Speaker 2: It's I agree with you. I actually think it's bad.

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Speaker 2: I think it's like it's like cynical and almost tricks

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Speaker 1: So they're like, oh, I'm full.

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Speaker 2: But they aren't. They aren't fulfilled. And if that didn't exist,

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Speaker 2: they would actually have to seek out things that they

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Speaker 3: It's kind of like George Bush being a painter.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, well, it's.

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Speaker 4: Like he could never be cause he's.

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Speaker 1: Definitely Okay, who's more talented, cause or George Bush.

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Speaker 4: See that's the thing.

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Speaker 1: It's like, I think it's I would say George George Bush.

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Speaker 4: Is as outsider art.

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Speaker 1: Actually, I completely agree. You don't see him in museums. No,

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Speaker 4: Kim Daniel Johnston. Yeah, like they're the same guy basically.

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Speaker 1: No, but I do agree with what you guys are saying.

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Speaker 1: And it's like it's like saying fast food is like

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Speaker 1: that's a good point. I actually, so we need to

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Speaker 1: find populist art that is the sort of Chipotle kVA

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Speaker 2: That's a great point. Chipotle was fulling my way into

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Speaker 6: Yeah, I feel like it's against his will and posthumous legacy.

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Speaker 4: Keith Herring, Oh.

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Speaker 6: It's like they took that and now that they have

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Speaker 2: That's true.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm very curious who runs Keith Herring's estate because

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Speaker 1: Like it's so are you kidding me? He's basically like

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Speaker 1: Keith Hearing estate is like one of the most At

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Speaker 1: one point I read it's like they are money makers. Yes,

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Speaker 1: but I actually think Keith Hearing is a great example

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Speaker 2: Wow. No, you're right. I think that's really smart. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: I wish.

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Speaker 1: I'm like, who is the Chipotle Kava?

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Speaker 2: Who? Well, unfortunately I don't know enough about art to

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Speaker 1: No, but that's the thing if it. Yes, I think boot.

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Speaker 5: Because I was at the gym yesterday and I saw

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Speaker 5: the only place I've ever seen it, Like, yeah.

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Speaker 6: That's where that tattoo goes. That's where it goes.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I wait, do you think Jenny Holzer is CHIPOTLEKVA?

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Speaker 6: it's like rupee car.

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Speaker 5: Oh okay, oh no, no, no, no, no, she's way worse,

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Speaker 6: It's like she is like the Chipotle bag, but like

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Speaker 6: like that's where they talk, they're top.

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Speaker 3: Oh No, I'm thinking about the sensation of actually like

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Speaker 1: Yes, exactly. And I think it's like that's the best.

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Speaker 1: It's a sense of possibility. It's like when I look

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Speaker 1: it's quite literally inside of a top man, I still

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Speaker 5: Also, I would say the other example would be just

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Speaker 1: Oh, you're right is on his own as a photographer,

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Speaker 1: Chipotle Cova or H and M.

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Speaker 4: He is the new H and M.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, totally.

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Speaker 2: The thing with the Chipotle Cova example is that I

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Speaker 2: Like there's actually many people that don't know Kava.

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Speaker 1: Cove is Mediterranean bol See, Cova's still Niche, Cova is

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Speaker 1: some other artist. I don't know.

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Speaker 1: You're absolutely right, Sam, You're absolutely right. Okay, So Chipotle

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Speaker 1: is sort of that girl in the sense that Chipotle

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like populist and it's like kind of a way.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, and it's basically health food. It's health food that

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Speaker 3: But Cava is something else, like Cova's like sweet green.

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Speaker 4: Oh thank you.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, Cova is sweet green, and they're both sort of

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Speaker 1: more Caroline Polo check. Yeah, Chipotle is Charlie xx.

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Speaker 3: Yeah or is it no, Chipotle is a jelly oh okay, yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 3: Chipotle is jelly roll. You absolutely Chipotle is jelly roll name.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know a single jelly roll song but

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Speaker 2: Likes the music or it's just like this guy's kind

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Speaker 5: Chipotle is like jolly roll, post Malone, machine gun Kelly.

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Speaker 2: Wow.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, it's like rolling up on your ATV. You're actually fighting.

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Speaker 5: You're actively fighting with your girlfriend. Who It's like men

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Speaker 5: their girlfriends think that think that she's being cheated on

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Speaker 5: because she had a dream about it. Yeah, like that's

440
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Speaker 5: what's happening.

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Speaker 1: And and by the way, Chipotle is a man who

442
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Speaker 1: is a fuck boy, and Cava is an alt girl

443
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Speaker 1: who takes pictures of dead birds. And they are dating

444
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Speaker 1: and you're like, wow, how did he land this like

445
00:21:40,560 --> 00:21:45,800
Speaker 1: hot alt chick And it's like, because, bitch, he's Chipole exactly.

446
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Speaker 2: Well, and deep down she's a little Republican.

447
00:21:48,200 --> 00:21:51,560
Speaker 1: Like well, she barely knows what Republican means, but yes,

448
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Speaker 1: she will end up voting.

449
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Speaker 6: Yeah, she's like a Hillary stand she has that edge

450
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Speaker 6: of looking at roadkill.

451
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Speaker 1: She's edgy Hillary Stan road kill.

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Speaker 2: Damn.

453
00:22:03,680 --> 00:22:03,960
Speaker 1: Wow.

454
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Speaker 4: Well, now that we've absolutely left no stone unturned.

455
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Speaker 1: I mean that was one of the most intellectually dense

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Speaker 1: discussions I've ever had in my life.

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Speaker 2: I would say that was actually like, that was kind

458
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Speaker 2: of scary. That was like I felt like I was falling,

459
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Speaker 2: but like getting caught at every moment, like I was

460
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Speaker 2: falling but taking care of Like the clouds were little

461
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Speaker 2: pillows that I could land on.

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Speaker 3: Mmm.

463
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Speaker 1: Okay, it was definitely I write that down. Yeah, little

464
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Speaker 1: pillow clouds.

465
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Speaker 4: Being taken care of.

466
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Speaker 1: Someone, someone with tattoos fall suddenly. Wait, I've thought of

467
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Speaker 1: a new Banksy. Oh perfect, big trump head. Yeah, someone

468
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Speaker 1: pinching it with a little needle. It pops like a balloon.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, that is so so good.

470
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Speaker 1: New Banksy, New Bank's Alert.

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Speaker 3: Okay, that elephant and the donkey frenching.

472
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Speaker 1: Oh yes, because guess what the.

473
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Speaker 6: New Banksy lady and she's trying to go to plan

474
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Speaker 6: parent but she's so pregnant. And Goofy from Disneylands is

475
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Speaker 6: the father whoa.

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Speaker 2: Okay, okay, New banks and New Banksy. An atomic bomb

477
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Speaker 2: is falling on the United States in America and it's money.

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Speaker 4: Oh my god, it has a huge price tag on it.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly, Okay, New Banksy. Two guys in

480
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Speaker 1: medieval gear are fighting, but instead of swords, it's giant cocks.

481
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Speaker 1: Oh okay, one is a flower and one is a cock.

482
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Speaker 3: Is a New Banksy, New Banksy grimace.

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Speaker 5: It's shooting up heroin, but the heroine is the stock market.

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Speaker 2: Ye whoa, Oh my god. Okay, okay, New Banksy, New

485
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Speaker 2: banks and New Banksy. Okay. So it's the ocean and

486
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Speaker 2: there's like all these microplastics and like there's like big

487
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Speaker 2: cans of coc and stuff, and a whale is drinking

488
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Speaker 2: a diet pepsih.

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Speaker 6: New banks Okay. It's a McDonald's. But everyone working inside

490
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Speaker 6: and lining up to go inside are prisoners. But they're

491
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Speaker 6: also all Mickey Mouse's.

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Speaker 2: Whoa that I can see going for over And that's it.

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Speaker 2: That's the one that's amazing.

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Speaker 1: I'm calling uniclow. That's gonna be on every T shirt.

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Speaker 5: That couple that we mentioned before, the Chipotle copy, they

496
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Speaker 5: reached for that T shirt at U all at the

497
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Speaker 5: exact same time. And that's how they fall in love

498
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Speaker 5: right there.

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Speaker 1: That is so sweet. God. And you know what Chipotle

500
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Speaker 1: introduced Kava to Banksy. He was like this artist, I

501
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Speaker 1: really like this underground. I watched Exit through the Gift Shop.

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Speaker 1: It's a great documentary about Banksy.

503
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Speaker 4: And she's like, have you ever seen Crumb?

504
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Speaker 1: She's like, I love her Many Karin.

505
00:25:02,200 --> 00:25:06,359
Speaker 2: Okay, I'm like like me.

506
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Speaker 4: It's like, oh so me.

507
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Speaker 5: And I keep saying that twenty twenty five pay twenty

508
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Speaker 5: twenty six is gonna be our year twenty.

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Speaker 1: We have to wait it out.

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Speaker 5: That's twenty twenty five, GMO, twenty twenty six our year.

511
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Speaker 3: Maybe spring Breakers.

512
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Speaker 2: Spring I hope you're right. I don't know where Harmony

513
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Speaker 2: Korin stands. I feel like that guy is probably like

514
00:25:28,000 --> 00:25:31,359
Speaker 2: fucked up politically these days. Does anyone know the truth?

515
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Speaker 1: Okay, I'm the Minister of Magic has separated the art

516
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Speaker 1: from the artist.

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Speaker 2: Oh thank god, thank you, Minister of Magic. Thank you.

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Speaker 6: Thanks to the Minister of Magic, I can listen to

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Speaker 6: Swans again.

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Speaker 5: I think Harmony Kurran is just doing like fuck boy

521
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Speaker 5: post woke word Salad. I agree where he's like Crypto

522
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Speaker 5: Miami Abortion.

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Speaker 6: It's like his last movie was him like accidentally doing

524
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Speaker 6: command a highlighting all and inverting and then him going

525
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Speaker 6: wait a second, and then he made it the whole thing,

526
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Speaker 6: like when your computer goes gray scale.

527
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Speaker 4: For one second, you're like, oh, fuck, how do we wait?

528
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Speaker 6: This is I'm just like stop, we're doing this like

529
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Speaker 6: that is just what happened.

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Speaker 2: Damn I love that.

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Speaker 4: And his child has a burgeoning jewelry business. Check it out?

532
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Speaker 2: Really?

533
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Speaker 1: Yes, Well, speaking of avant garde, should we do our

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00:26:27,600 --> 00:26:28,159
Speaker 1: first segment?

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Speaker 2: I think that's an amazing idea, Spike, Honey. Our first

536
00:26:35,960 --> 00:26:38,320
Speaker 2: segment is called straight Shooters, And in the SEMy we're

537
00:26:38,359 --> 00:26:40,639
Speaker 2: going to gage you're familiarity with and complicity and straight

538
00:26:40,680 --> 00:26:43,440
Speaker 2: culture by asking you a series of rapid fire questions.

539
00:26:43,600 --> 00:26:45,560
Speaker 2: It's basically this thing or this other thing. And the

540
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Speaker 2: only rule is you can't ask any followup questions or

541
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Speaker 2: we will scream so loud at you that they're going

542
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Speaker 2: to make a damn banksy about it.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. And then and also, because there's two of you,

544
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Speaker 1: you have to answer together.

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Speaker 4: Do we try to mind meld?

546
00:26:58,960 --> 00:26:59,160
Speaker 3: Yeah?

547
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Speaker 2: You should try to mind thing?

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Speaker 1: Okay, Sam, go okay, Squad.

549
00:27:04,119 --> 00:27:07,400
Speaker 3: I'm tapping my third eye.

550
00:27:07,080 --> 00:27:10,159
Speaker 2: Russian nesting doll. Or touching your best friend Paul.

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Speaker 5: One two three touching touching your best friend, Paul, Okay.

552
00:27:18,160 --> 00:27:21,480
Speaker 1: Thug Boots are Back or a grassroots attack.

553
00:27:24,920 --> 00:27:31,320
Speaker 2: Grassroots attack back okay, the end of Times or Amanda Mines.

554
00:27:32,840 --> 00:27:34,880
Speaker 3: The End Times.

555
00:27:36,119 --> 00:27:38,720
Speaker 1: Running late or stunning eight.

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00:27:41,640 --> 00:27:47,880
Speaker 2: Stunning, a little orphan Ani or little red.

557
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Speaker 1: Corvette, little Corvet, new balance or old Yeller.

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00:27:56,760 --> 00:28:00,399
Speaker 2: Old Yeller, Okay, new year, knew me?

559
00:28:00,720 --> 00:28:01,440
Speaker 1: Or a new phone?

560
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Speaker 2: Who dis.

561
00:28:08,320 --> 00:28:09,760
Speaker 3: New phone?

562
00:28:09,800 --> 00:28:24,159
Speaker 1: This Virginia Wolf or Doja cat? This is a tough one, Virginia.

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Speaker 1: Good job, guys. That was good.

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Speaker 3: Oh my god, we really tapped in. We are ready

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Speaker 3: for to You guys.

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Speaker 2: Were really on the same page. That was amazing.

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Speaker 1: You know, I'm gonna say, Sam, let's start off the

568
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Speaker 1: year with a thousand doves.

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Speaker 2: Wow.

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Speaker 3: I love.

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Speaker 1: I'm like, all right, I think this is our first

572
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Speaker 1: thousand doves perfect score of the year. I just think

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Speaker 1: we need it. We all need to win after everything

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Speaker 1: we've been through. I think you guys really took it. Seriously.

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Speaker 1: You did a great job. You were able to communicate

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Speaker 1: telepathically via zoom.

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Speaker 6: We did yes, lay me down like one, two three.

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Speaker 2: Eyes roll back in ecstasy, of course, eyes.

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Speaker 1: Roll back in ecstasy.

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Speaker 4: We were in a sense disease.

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Speaker 2: Yes, yeah, so a perfect one thousand doves diseased. It

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Speaker 2: was an incredible performance.

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Speaker 1: Wait, I actually speaking of pop music. I have a

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Speaker 1: game that I want to introduce. We don't have to

585
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Speaker 1: play it right now, but I thought of this the

586
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Speaker 1: other day. Instead of fuck Mary Kill, it's Danielle heim

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Speaker 1: sd Heim. Who's the other one? Alana Alanaheim. So it's

588
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Speaker 1: like there's three things, and it's you have to decide

589
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Speaker 1: which one is the consummate professional, which one is the gesture,

590
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Speaker 1: and which one is the sort of ingenue slash youthful one.

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Speaker 2: Okay, let's try it. How would you play it?

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00:29:44,240 --> 00:29:48,480
Speaker 1: Like three like, let's see think of think of okay, okay.

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00:29:48,200 --> 00:29:51,320
Speaker 2: So like ketchup mustard relish.

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Speaker 1: Exactly, exactly, all right, ketchup mustard relish. What is the

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Speaker 1: game called heim.

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Speaker 5: Heim lick heim lick heimlich.

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Speaker 1: And the way it works you go ketchup mustard relish

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Speaker 1: heimlike and then the person has to has to do it.

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Speaker 3: Okay, and it's the Okay, I'm not familiar with the I.

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Speaker 1: Thought it was all right. So here's the thing. Danielle Heim,

601
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Speaker 1: all right, she is like the brains behind the operation.

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Speaker 1: She's like so professional, she's so into production. She's like

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Speaker 1: she's like the Donald Rumsfeld. Totally. Yeah. Then we have Alana.

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Speaker 1: She is the Angenu. She's the young one. She's so silly,

605
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Speaker 1: she's like doing a little wink, but also is able

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Speaker 1: to deliver a performance in a Paul Thomas Anderson film.

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Speaker 1: And then Esti is doing a full stand up routine

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Speaker 1: in the middle of the live show, and she's so

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Speaker 1: kooky and she's like the crazy She's like the crazy

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Speaker 1: one makes a face when she plays, she makes a

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Speaker 1: silly face. She's says something in a proper.

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Speaker 4: I think I got it.

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Speaker 6: Okay, okay, Estie relish Anna Mustard, daniel catch.

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Speaker 2: Yep, yep, damn.

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Speaker 1: I think that's great. I think there's an argument to

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Speaker 1: be made that because mustard is such a more serious condiment,

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Speaker 1: it could be the Danielle. But I think the ketchup's

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Speaker 1: status is the classic American condiment makes it Danielle. Yeah.

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Speaker 2: I think so too, because it's actually, like, like Alana,

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Speaker 2: when someone really likes mustard, they get to feel like

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Speaker 2: a little bit unique, like they're like, I actually really

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Speaker 2: like mustard, and mustard is definitely the most Paul Thomas

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Speaker 2: Anderson of the throat.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, and being so like mustard only on the hot

625
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Speaker 6: dog like that is liquiche.

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Speaker 1: Pizza one percent.

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Speaker 6: It's like, why does that hot dog not have ketchup?

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Speaker 6: Because it's period realism exactly.

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Speaker 1: Guess all right, Wow, I'm so glad I brought that up.

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Speaker 2: That was amazing, I will.

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Speaker 1: Say now I am so intensely ready to get into

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Speaker 1: the topic.

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Speaker 2: Yes, So, Spike and Honey, what is the topic you've

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Speaker 2: brought to us today and what makes it straight to you?

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Speaker 4: Okay?

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00:31:55,680 --> 00:31:58,800
Speaker 1: What laws?

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00:32:03,000 --> 00:32:03,360
Speaker 2: Laws?

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00:32:03,480 --> 00:32:04,080
Speaker 3: His laws?

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00:32:04,480 --> 00:32:09,360
Speaker 5: Okay, the topic that we brought in this week is laws,

640
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Speaker 5: the law, the law.

641
00:32:10,480 --> 00:32:10,720
Speaker 1: Law.

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00:32:11,600 --> 00:32:15,560
Speaker 5: Laws are heterosexual because it's someone telling you what the

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Speaker 5: fuck to do.

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00:32:16,520 --> 00:32:18,840
Speaker 3: Okay, laws is the.

645
00:32:18,640 --> 00:32:24,280
Speaker 5: Man, Okay, laws is some it's it's it's the default.

646
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Speaker 5: You don't get to consent to the laws that you

647
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Speaker 5: are a part of or that you have to live

648
00:32:32,720 --> 00:32:37,000
Speaker 5: your life around. So it's classic straight culture and heterosexuality

649
00:32:37,160 --> 00:32:42,280
Speaker 5: because you're following along to a system that you don't

650
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Speaker 5: even know if you approve of, and it penalizes you,

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Speaker 5: which is straight.

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00:32:46,680 --> 00:32:51,080
Speaker 4: Think about that being penalized. That's straight. You want to say,

653
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Speaker 4: You're like, oh, that sounds gay.

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Speaker 3: It's great, it's straight.

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Speaker 6: Consequences are straight, Okay, It's.

656
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Speaker 5: Like gay people hate. Consequences myself include obviously I do.

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Speaker 6: Obviously I know it's early in the game, but I

658
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Speaker 6: want to make a caveat, which is that rules are

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Speaker 6: not laws.

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Speaker 4: Those are different things.

661
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Speaker 2: I like that because they're like a little bit more.

662
00:33:12,200 --> 00:33:12,760
Speaker 1: Of a guide.

663
00:33:13,120 --> 00:33:14,440
Speaker 4: Rules are more queer.

664
00:33:14,160 --> 00:33:19,600
Speaker 1: Because rules is rules is the guidelines of being in

665
00:33:19,680 --> 00:33:23,800
Speaker 1: a polyamorous polycule. Like that's rules, that's not laws.

666
00:33:23,880 --> 00:33:27,719
Speaker 6: Rules is also like laws are like carved into stone

667
00:33:27,840 --> 00:33:31,200
Speaker 6: heterosexual and rules are like tacked on the outside of

668
00:33:31,240 --> 00:33:31,920
Speaker 6: a treehouse.

669
00:33:32,880 --> 00:33:36,520
Speaker 1: They are chosen by consensus. Everyone is having vegan.

670
00:33:36,280 --> 00:33:38,680
Speaker 4: People change rules all the time.

671
00:33:38,840 --> 00:33:40,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, I like.

672
00:33:41,440 --> 00:33:41,840
Speaker 3: Laws.

673
00:33:41,920 --> 00:33:46,680
Speaker 2: Laws also really kissed me off because like the way

674
00:33:46,720 --> 00:33:49,280
Speaker 2: that people like don't understand the note behind the note

675
00:33:49,360 --> 00:33:52,120
Speaker 2: when it comes to laws, Like people are like, oh,

676
00:33:52,400 --> 00:33:54,760
Speaker 2: like if the like so this isn't a law. But

677
00:33:55,400 --> 00:33:58,840
Speaker 2: like like when it's like like at a movie theater

678
00:33:59,200 --> 00:34:02,280
Speaker 2: when it's like it's not illegal to leave your cup

679
00:34:02,320 --> 00:34:04,360
Speaker 2: there when the movie's over, and like have the person

680
00:34:04,360 --> 00:34:06,480
Speaker 2: clean it up, So people will leave their cup there

681
00:34:06,560 --> 00:34:07,560
Speaker 2: to clean it up, and it's.

682
00:34:07,400 --> 00:34:09,319
Speaker 4: Like, yeah, that's heterosexual.

683
00:34:09,440 --> 00:34:10,919
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's what's what I mean. It's like you should

684
00:34:10,960 --> 00:34:17,040
Speaker 2: still throw it away exactly, And it is so.

685
00:34:17,440 --> 00:34:20,760
Speaker 6: Leave no trace, like leave no trace, that's a rule.

686
00:34:21,080 --> 00:34:23,080
Speaker 6: And if you have leave no traces a rule, that

687
00:34:23,400 --> 00:34:26,360
Speaker 6: is gay. And you're acting as like you're turning everywhere

688
00:34:26,360 --> 00:34:28,799
Speaker 6: into like a beautiful campsite like that. When you just

689
00:34:28,920 --> 00:34:31,840
Speaker 6: leave wicked and you're taking other people's cups, that's you

690
00:34:31,920 --> 00:34:34,080
Speaker 6: doing leave no trace and you're queering the space.

691
00:34:34,440 --> 00:34:37,640
Speaker 2: Yeah, no, you're absolutely right, And I think that's great.

692
00:34:37,760 --> 00:34:41,720
Speaker 2: I I I get so annoyed when people need laws

693
00:34:41,760 --> 00:34:45,120
Speaker 2: to act correctly. Yeah, like what's that.

694
00:34:45,000 --> 00:34:52,279
Speaker 5: Because consequences are straight, but accountability is gay? Yes, yes, yeah,

695
00:34:52,360 --> 00:34:55,040
Speaker 5: you know it's like and so that kind of goes

696
00:34:55,080 --> 00:34:59,960
Speaker 5: back to this you know, prayer circle element of account

697
00:35:00,080 --> 00:35:01,399
Speaker 5: ability or rules that.

698
00:35:01,360 --> 00:35:04,680
Speaker 3: Gay people really cling to. It's like you want to

699
00:35:04,719 --> 00:35:07,120
Speaker 3: have you know, you want to be summoning up the

700
00:35:07,200 --> 00:35:10,480
Speaker 3: mountain to speak to elder. And that's why gay people

701
00:35:10,560 --> 00:35:12,239
Speaker 3: love survivor so much.

702
00:35:12,320 --> 00:35:16,760
Speaker 6: Like this is going to be controversial, but God handed

703
00:35:16,800 --> 00:35:21,279
Speaker 6: down commandments and those were yes, written in stone and

704
00:35:21,360 --> 00:35:23,880
Speaker 6: what were they? Directly in defiance of people having an

705
00:35:23,880 --> 00:35:26,520
Speaker 6: amazing time with the sheikh calf that was made of gold.

706
00:35:27,440 --> 00:35:30,239
Speaker 6: So it's kind of like where like where you know,

707
00:35:30,600 --> 00:35:33,799
Speaker 6: God I think was playing a joke and had all

708
00:35:33,840 --> 00:35:36,960
Speaker 6: this punishment and torture for straight people and for the

709
00:35:36,960 --> 00:35:40,480
Speaker 6: purpose of procreation, and then everyone who was doing like

710
00:35:40,560 --> 00:35:42,719
Speaker 6: idol worship was kind of like, well, we have our

711
00:35:42,800 --> 00:35:44,880
Speaker 6: own thing going that has rules. Like they weren't just

712
00:35:44,880 --> 00:35:47,959
Speaker 6: doing there weren't no rules. They just weren't the set

713
00:35:48,000 --> 00:35:50,120
Speaker 6: in stone heterosexual laws.

714
00:35:50,400 --> 00:35:52,279
Speaker 1: I mean, can you imagine being such a buzzkill that

715
00:35:52,320 --> 00:35:55,400
Speaker 1: you just like parachute down into the world and you're like,

716
00:35:55,520 --> 00:35:58,160
Speaker 1: there are ten laws now, yeah, Like that's like, first

717
00:35:58,200 --> 00:36:01,520
Speaker 1: of all, it's your community, like get to know their.

718
00:36:01,880 --> 00:36:05,239
Speaker 4: Honor, thy father and mother, like shut.

719
00:36:05,120 --> 00:36:07,080
Speaker 1: Not all of us have a mother and father, I

720
00:36:07,120 --> 00:36:11,239
Speaker 1: want to say one other exactly. A corollary of all

721
00:36:11,320 --> 00:36:14,920
Speaker 1: this is law. Operating in a way that follows laws

722
00:36:15,160 --> 00:36:18,640
Speaker 1: is fear based because you are afraid of consequences. To

723
00:36:18,680 --> 00:36:20,520
Speaker 1: your point, you are afraid of punishment. You're afraid of

724
00:36:20,600 --> 00:36:24,160
Speaker 1: going to prison. Operating in accordance to rules is all

725
00:36:24,200 --> 00:36:28,360
Speaker 1: about communal care, and it's not Sometimes you might follow

726
00:36:28,440 --> 00:36:30,319
Speaker 1: rules in a way that you're not going to get

727
00:36:30,360 --> 00:36:32,360
Speaker 1: rewarded for, and if you break rules, you're not going

728
00:36:32,440 --> 00:36:34,960
Speaker 1: to get punished, but you are operating on like a

729
00:36:35,080 --> 00:36:40,319
Speaker 1: moral uh, you know, based on a sense of morality, Yeah,

730
00:36:40,640 --> 00:36:42,839
Speaker 1: and a sense of ethics and an ethics of care.

731
00:36:43,320 --> 00:36:48,759
Speaker 4: Yes, I'm lead please, no you go.

732
00:36:49,200 --> 00:36:50,839
Speaker 3: Well, I was just gonna list some of my least

733
00:36:50,840 --> 00:36:51,480
Speaker 3: favorite laws.

734
00:36:52,040 --> 00:36:55,960
Speaker 6: Was I was literally about to start their insider trading, right, it's.

735
00:36:55,800 --> 00:36:58,080
Speaker 4: Like jaywalking number one.

736
00:36:57,880 --> 00:36:59,719
Speaker 5: Well that recently now when New York is no longer

737
00:36:59,760 --> 00:37:03,359
Speaker 5: really really in LA, it's legal as fuck. So I'm

738
00:37:03,360 --> 00:37:06,040
Speaker 5: gonna looking left and right because but that's also the thing.

739
00:37:06,120 --> 00:37:10,319
Speaker 5: It's like gay people are defiant. Obviously, we put our

740
00:37:10,360 --> 00:37:12,680
Speaker 5: hands up in the air. We fight for what's right.

741
00:37:12,800 --> 00:37:16,799
Speaker 5: If I why why do I need to walk on

742
00:37:17,160 --> 00:37:21,919
Speaker 5: these slotted horizontal stripes just to get across the street

743
00:37:21,960 --> 00:37:22,520
Speaker 5: because a.

744
00:37:22,600 --> 00:37:25,239
Speaker 3: Man told me to? That's straight. I don't want to

745
00:37:25,280 --> 00:37:26,320
Speaker 3: fucking do that anymore.

746
00:37:26,360 --> 00:37:27,640
Speaker 4: Who's the man that I'm listening to?

747
00:37:27,960 --> 00:37:31,640
Speaker 6: The white man that's in the long signal, This guy

748
00:37:32,120 --> 00:37:33,640
Speaker 6: I'm listening to that white man.

749
00:37:33,800 --> 00:37:38,880
Speaker 2: No white house is popping as a balloon. I'm supposed

750
00:37:38,880 --> 00:37:40,720
Speaker 2: to listen to the popping as a balloon.

751
00:37:43,480 --> 00:37:47,000
Speaker 5: I speeding should also just not be alone, like that's

752
00:37:47,000 --> 00:37:48,080
Speaker 5: autumn everywhere.

753
00:37:49,719 --> 00:37:52,080
Speaker 2: I think there was a child. I really like the

754
00:37:52,120 --> 00:37:55,000
Speaker 2: idea of laws, Like I think, I was like this

755
00:37:55,120 --> 00:37:58,440
Speaker 2: is awesome, and then as an adult it really is like, oh,

756
00:37:58,680 --> 00:38:01,880
Speaker 2: this is so not fake. But it's like like I

757
00:38:01,880 --> 00:38:03,960
Speaker 2: think about like you realize how many people are breaking

758
00:38:04,040 --> 00:38:05,480
Speaker 2: laws at all times, and it's like, okay, then we

759
00:38:05,520 --> 00:38:07,680
Speaker 2: need to stop having them, Like we need to figure

760
00:38:07,680 --> 00:38:09,000
Speaker 2: this out in a moral.

761
00:38:09,000 --> 00:38:12,279
Speaker 1: And of course, what you're pointing to the kind of

762
00:38:12,360 --> 00:38:16,080
Speaker 1: like current dare I say I start to use this

763
00:38:16,160 --> 00:38:19,359
Speaker 1: term laid capitalist issue with laws is that we are

764
00:38:19,360 --> 00:38:21,600
Speaker 1: in a place where if you have power, you don't

765
00:38:21,640 --> 00:38:24,520
Speaker 1: have to follow the law. Yes, So there's the problems

766
00:38:24,520 --> 00:38:28,200
Speaker 1: with laws, you know, as written, and then there's problems

767
00:38:28,239 --> 00:38:31,239
Speaker 1: with the general legal system where guess what, if you're

768
00:38:31,320 --> 00:38:33,239
Speaker 1: Jeff Bezos, you don't have to pay taxes, which is

769
00:38:33,280 --> 00:38:35,520
Speaker 1: something that is by law, something all of us have

770
00:38:35,600 --> 00:38:37,400
Speaker 1: to do as independent contractors.

771
00:38:38,120 --> 00:38:41,480
Speaker 2: Well even like and like drug use is like if

772
00:38:41,480 --> 00:38:43,680
Speaker 2: you're rich, it's fine, if you're poor, it's horrible.

773
00:38:44,360 --> 00:38:46,400
Speaker 1: Like if you're white, it's fine. Yeah you're not white,

774
00:38:46,440 --> 00:38:46,839
Speaker 1: it's bad.

775
00:38:47,000 --> 00:38:50,160
Speaker 2: Yeah, And like it is. So I know we're like

776
00:38:50,280 --> 00:38:52,759
Speaker 2: not saying anything groundbreaking and that everyone already agrees with

777
00:38:52,840 --> 00:38:54,560
Speaker 2: us and knows this, but it is sort of like,

778
00:38:55,200 --> 00:38:57,640
Speaker 2: how come that hasn't been changed yet? I don't understand.

779
00:38:58,560 --> 00:39:00,600
Speaker 5: Well, another fun thing about law is then when you

780
00:39:00,600 --> 00:39:01,880
Speaker 5: break them, you get to be a criminal.

781
00:39:02,360 --> 00:39:07,120
Speaker 3: And what's amazing is gay criminals that Donald Trump, Yeah,

782
00:39:08,360 --> 00:39:09,600
Speaker 3: most of them all.

783
00:39:10,600 --> 00:39:14,440
Speaker 5: You know when Eileen Werenos and criminal?

784
00:39:17,440 --> 00:39:20,680
Speaker 3: Yes, absolutely, So that's fun too.

785
00:39:20,800 --> 00:39:22,680
Speaker 5: You know, when gay people have had enough, then you

786
00:39:22,719 --> 00:39:26,440
Speaker 5: get to have a little dog day afternoon man, and

787
00:39:26,480 --> 00:39:30,400
Speaker 5: it's like I'm going to you know, realign my life

788
00:39:30,480 --> 00:39:34,800
Speaker 5: as mine and to find the laws for me, finally

789
00:39:35,160 --> 00:39:37,399
Speaker 5: living your queer truth out loud if you will.

790
00:39:37,600 --> 00:39:41,000
Speaker 4: And that's exactly what Eileen Wenos did exactly.

791
00:39:41,120 --> 00:39:43,400
Speaker 2: She did nothing, She did nothing wrong. Any of us

792
00:39:43,440 --> 00:39:47,560
Speaker 2: would have done that in her situation, any of us complete.

793
00:39:48,280 --> 00:39:49,440
Speaker 3: So maybe you can try it.

794
00:39:50,320 --> 00:39:54,160
Speaker 5: Laws that I've personally had to come up across in

795
00:39:54,239 --> 00:39:59,960
Speaker 5: my day, obviously not paying the MTA fine, the fair

796
00:40:00,640 --> 00:40:04,680
Speaker 5: jumping over a turnstile, yea, yeah, nothing could be Like,

797
00:40:05,120 --> 00:40:11,160
Speaker 5: nothing is more heterosexual than forcing me to give you

798
00:40:11,280 --> 00:40:17,279
Speaker 5: money for something that doesn't work. It's like gay services work, okay, Yeah,

799
00:40:17,560 --> 00:40:19,719
Speaker 5: that's like you trust a gay guy to cut your

800
00:40:19,719 --> 00:40:21,800
Speaker 5: hair because that ship's going to work.

801
00:40:22,080 --> 00:40:23,640
Speaker 3: A gay tailor works.

802
00:40:23,719 --> 00:40:24,319
Speaker 1: You know what I mean.

803
00:40:25,360 --> 00:40:30,719
Speaker 3: We trust homosexuals. Yeah, yeah, to get from point A

804
00:40:30,800 --> 00:40:31,160
Speaker 3: to point B.

805
00:40:33,239 --> 00:40:33,479
Speaker 2: Yeah.

806
00:40:33,520 --> 00:40:38,920
Speaker 6: Similarly, stealing like that was never that was never mine.

807
00:40:38,960 --> 00:40:42,920
Speaker 6: It was never theirs. Like it's a communal aspect like giving,

808
00:40:42,960 --> 00:40:46,200
Speaker 6: it's you know, like think about how Robinhood was dressed.

809
00:40:46,239 --> 00:40:49,360
Speaker 3: That's very gay.

810
00:40:49,440 --> 00:40:49,640
Speaker 4: Yeah.

811
00:40:49,880 --> 00:40:52,359
Speaker 2: On stealing, I feel no, I agree with you.

812
00:40:52,440 --> 00:40:55,440
Speaker 5: I'm like, so I used to go into an American

813
00:40:55,440 --> 00:40:57,720
Speaker 5: apparel and I was like, all, this ship is mine.

814
00:40:57,920 --> 00:41:01,920
Speaker 6: I was like, this is raw horror pants size twenty

815
00:41:01,920 --> 00:41:04,200
Speaker 6: four to twenty nine because it didn't go above twenty nine.

816
00:41:04,320 --> 00:41:06,479
Speaker 4: This essentially out of there a free man.

817
00:41:07,040 --> 00:41:09,719
Speaker 2: Essentially every store is CBS. So I'm like, well, no, one,

818
00:41:09,800 --> 00:41:12,960
Speaker 2: this is literally a victimless crime. Stealing from any store now,

819
00:41:13,080 --> 00:41:14,960
Speaker 2: Like it's not like any store is like, oh, this

820
00:41:15,120 --> 00:41:17,160
Speaker 2: is a mom and pop, Like they've had this little

821
00:41:17,200 --> 00:41:19,759
Speaker 2: general store and they make their own butter. Like, no,

822
00:41:19,880 --> 00:41:21,160
Speaker 2: it's all CBS.

823
00:41:21,640 --> 00:41:23,360
Speaker 1: I know. By the way, speaking of CVS, you know

824
00:41:23,400 --> 00:41:27,960
Speaker 1: what is the biggest failure of public policy is the

825
00:41:28,000 --> 00:41:30,560
Speaker 1: way things are locked in CBS current And I would

826
00:41:30,600 --> 00:41:33,040
Speaker 1: say that is like, it's like that is laws person exactly.

827
00:41:33,040 --> 00:41:34,480
Speaker 1: That is what I was about to say, it's like,

828
00:41:34,560 --> 00:41:36,680
Speaker 1: if you take the ethos of laws to which to

829
00:41:36,719 --> 00:41:39,839
Speaker 1: its natural conclusion, here's what you get. A store where

830
00:41:39,880 --> 00:41:43,120
Speaker 1: it is quite literally impossible to buy anything. Yeah, because

831
00:41:43,160 --> 00:41:45,000
Speaker 1: everything is locked and there's no one there to.

832
00:41:44,960 --> 00:41:48,160
Speaker 6: Get the items have already done something to land themselves

833
00:41:48,200 --> 00:41:50,920
Speaker 6: in pay exactly, and like now the people working like

834
00:41:50,920 --> 00:41:53,560
Speaker 6: each store is a mega prison with like the clerks

835
00:41:53,560 --> 00:41:57,000
Speaker 6: are wardens, freeing the deodorant from its sentence.

836
00:41:57,280 --> 00:41:58,240
Speaker 2: Oh my god.

837
00:41:58,719 --> 00:42:02,480
Speaker 3: And it's devastating because now I worry that we're.

838
00:42:02,320 --> 00:42:05,200
Speaker 5: About to enter an era where you can't even run

839
00:42:05,239 --> 00:42:08,480
Speaker 5: an errand anymore. It's like, that's what's so devastating is

840
00:42:08,520 --> 00:42:11,080
Speaker 5: like going to CVS used to be so fab Like

841
00:42:11,440 --> 00:42:14,520
Speaker 5: you know, walking to CVS, hearing the food fighters, you know,

842
00:42:14,600 --> 00:42:17,840
Speaker 5: blaring so loud. It's like, you know, and just being

843
00:42:17,880 --> 00:42:19,719
Speaker 5: able to kind of like meander through the lines and

844
00:42:19,760 --> 00:42:21,120
Speaker 5: then pick up what you wanted.

845
00:42:20,880 --> 00:42:23,719
Speaker 6: And then now open a monster and you just sort

846
00:42:23,760 --> 00:42:25,200
Speaker 6: of drink it while you're there and then it ends

847
00:42:25,280 --> 00:42:26,919
Speaker 6: up in the trash and you don't have to pay

848
00:42:26,920 --> 00:42:28,000
Speaker 6: for it exactly.

849
00:42:28,400 --> 00:42:30,640
Speaker 5: But now I need to have like five friends sign

850
00:42:30,640 --> 00:42:33,480
Speaker 5: a petition for me to like buy my neuture gena

851
00:42:33,640 --> 00:42:36,520
Speaker 5: face wash. I have to like share a fucking go

852
00:42:36,600 --> 00:42:39,759
Speaker 5: fundme for my toothpaste to be able to like liberate

853
00:42:39,840 --> 00:42:43,160
Speaker 5: it like a prison. And then you press the button.

854
00:42:43,560 --> 00:42:46,080
Speaker 5: You press the little button and it echoes over the

855
00:42:46,120 --> 00:42:50,160
Speaker 5: hollowed halls and just kind of like chronically as.

856
00:42:50,000 --> 00:42:52,600
Speaker 3: You pray for a worker to come.

857
00:42:53,520 --> 00:42:55,719
Speaker 1: You press the button and suddenly there's an announcement to

858
00:42:55,760 --> 00:42:58,880
Speaker 1: the whole block. That's like gay guy needs his moisturizer.

859
00:43:00,680 --> 00:43:04,920
Speaker 6: Like pressing the button is entering into the consumer consent

860
00:43:05,120 --> 00:43:08,480
Speaker 6: of like being on blasts. It's like there's no more browsing.

861
00:43:08,840 --> 00:43:13,719
Speaker 6: Browsing very gay. Just looking looking is gay cruising when

862
00:43:13,760 --> 00:43:17,759
Speaker 6: you you're cruising, cruising exactly. You could you could find

863
00:43:17,920 --> 00:43:19,640
Speaker 6: what you want, you could not. You could leave with

864
00:43:19,680 --> 00:43:21,680
Speaker 6: something that no one knows that you left with that's

865
00:43:21,880 --> 00:43:24,839
Speaker 6: sexy to take to take away and under no one

866
00:43:25,400 --> 00:43:28,239
Speaker 6: is aware. Now you press the button, You're like, I'm

867
00:43:28,280 --> 00:43:32,239
Speaker 6: a consumer, Come to me, help me to enter into

868
00:43:32,280 --> 00:43:33,640
Speaker 6: this thing where the laws are.

869
00:43:33,640 --> 00:43:35,239
Speaker 4: I press the button to.

870
00:43:35,480 --> 00:43:38,560
Speaker 3: Press the button, and it's like trans guy needs monostatus.

871
00:43:39,080 --> 00:43:40,600
Speaker 3: Everybody also like.

872
00:43:40,600 --> 00:43:43,560
Speaker 1: That, like only so the only action you are legally

873
00:43:43,560 --> 00:43:46,359
Speaker 1: permitted to do is purchase because guess what, what if

874
00:43:46,400 --> 00:43:49,080
Speaker 1: I want to just check a bottle and see if

875
00:43:49,080 --> 00:43:51,680
Speaker 1: it has microplastics, Yeah, that doesn't mean I have to

876
00:43:51,719 --> 00:43:56,040
Speaker 1: buy it. It's there for my perusal, exactly. I'm not

877
00:43:56,040 --> 00:43:57,560
Speaker 1: going to call. I'm not going to press It would

878
00:43:57,560 --> 00:43:59,759
Speaker 1: be humiliating if I press the button. Someone who is

879
00:43:59,800 --> 00:44:03,239
Speaker 1: being paid negative two cents an hour came got it

880
00:44:03,280 --> 00:44:06,000
Speaker 1: for me, just for me to be like hmm, never mind,

881
00:44:06,040 --> 00:44:07,040
Speaker 1: I would hate myself.

882
00:44:07,360 --> 00:44:11,440
Speaker 2: I this is like making me actually so upset because

883
00:44:11,520 --> 00:44:14,880
Speaker 2: walking and going to buy a little thing is like

884
00:44:15,000 --> 00:44:17,200
Speaker 2: one of the few joys we have in this world.

885
00:44:17,440 --> 00:44:21,400
Speaker 2: And like, I fucking like hate having the like online

886
00:44:21,440 --> 00:44:24,960
Speaker 2: subscribe to toilet paper. It's like, what are you talking about?

887
00:44:25,200 --> 00:44:26,960
Speaker 3: Subscription services?

888
00:44:27,200 --> 00:44:29,719
Speaker 6: This is the other pasty, Like okay, this is the

889
00:44:29,760 --> 00:44:32,640
Speaker 6: other thing that every item is in prison.

890
00:44:32,920 --> 00:44:34,839
Speaker 4: But also every item now has a.

891
00:44:34,920 --> 00:44:38,640
Speaker 6: Voice that they talk to you with, Like every item

892
00:44:38,719 --> 00:44:41,840
Speaker 6: is like hi, I'm winky, the you razor that, Like

893
00:44:41,920 --> 00:44:44,960
Speaker 6: it's like, no, I don't want to hear you should

894
00:44:44,960 --> 00:44:48,200
Speaker 6: be silent in my inner pocket or up my sleeve,

895
00:44:48,520 --> 00:44:50,400
Speaker 6: like a big piece of cheese from Whole Foods that

896
00:44:50,480 --> 00:44:53,040
Speaker 6: no one will miss. That I do, like, I don't

897
00:44:53,080 --> 00:44:55,759
Speaker 6: want you to have this agency. That's like, that's why

898
00:44:55,760 --> 00:44:58,359
Speaker 6: you're in the cage because you started talking. Yeah, these

899
00:44:58,560 --> 00:45:02,000
Speaker 6: they're making these voices. So we feel bad for liberating

900
00:45:02,040 --> 00:45:04,960
Speaker 6: them because now the Dyson is an item that I

901
00:45:05,000 --> 00:45:08,040
Speaker 6: can meet, meet the new Dyson, Like, I don't want

902
00:45:08,040 --> 00:45:10,160
Speaker 6: to meet her. I want her to fall off the

903
00:45:10,160 --> 00:45:11,879
Speaker 6: back of the truck and then I take her into

904
00:45:11,960 --> 00:45:12,400
Speaker 6: my house.

905
00:45:13,040 --> 00:45:15,279
Speaker 1: By the way, guess what you think having you think

906
00:45:15,280 --> 00:45:18,719
Speaker 1: personifying product is going to make them, make you have

907
00:45:18,760 --> 00:45:20,960
Speaker 1: a more personal connection to them. It's actually doing the opposite.

908
00:45:21,000 --> 00:45:23,160
Speaker 1: It's making them so similar to humans that then you're

909
00:45:23,160 --> 00:45:24,879
Speaker 1: walking around looking at humans and you're like, well, that's

910
00:45:24,880 --> 00:45:27,120
Speaker 1: basically as good as a detergent. Like I'm not going

911
00:45:27,200 --> 00:45:29,840
Speaker 1: to respect my fellow man because he's basically just a detergent.

912
00:45:29,960 --> 00:45:31,000
Speaker 4: He's Harry's razor.

913
00:45:31,040 --> 00:45:34,120
Speaker 6: He's Harry's razors, and I don't give a fuck about it.

914
00:45:34,160 --> 00:45:34,640
Speaker 1: I don't.

915
00:45:35,120 --> 00:45:35,920
Speaker 4: I'm muting him.

916
00:45:36,000 --> 00:45:37,640
Speaker 1: Next thing you know, there's murder on the street. So

917
00:45:37,719 --> 00:45:39,080
Speaker 1: much for thou shalt not kill.

918
00:45:39,120 --> 00:45:40,279
Speaker 4: No, so much for that.

919
00:45:40,560 --> 00:45:42,720
Speaker 1: Thanks Harry's Jesus Christ.

920
00:45:42,760 --> 00:45:45,759
Speaker 6: And if you're ever a sponsor of this podcast, you

921
00:45:45,760 --> 00:45:50,360
Speaker 6: can see yourself out. You get a call all the

922
00:45:50,360 --> 00:45:51,640
Speaker 6: investors have dropped.

923
00:45:53,000 --> 00:45:53,560
Speaker 3: Your product.

924
00:45:53,680 --> 00:45:54,720
Speaker 4: Random, what are you doing?

925
00:45:55,560 --> 00:46:00,440
Speaker 2: You're losing billions billions. I tell you, I'm trying to

926
00:46:00,440 --> 00:46:03,520
Speaker 2: think if there's any laws I particularly dislike or.

927
00:46:03,640 --> 00:46:09,680
Speaker 6: Like no shirt, no shoes, no service. That's insane, that's insane. Yeah,

928
00:46:09,719 --> 00:46:10,200
Speaker 6: that's a flaw.

929
00:46:10,360 --> 00:46:13,480
Speaker 1: This is interesting what you just said, because that is

930
00:46:13,800 --> 00:46:18,279
Speaker 1: technically Okay, that is technically a rule. It's not in

931
00:46:18,320 --> 00:46:22,160
Speaker 1: the constitution. However, the way that it's it's it's you

932
00:46:22,160 --> 00:46:23,040
Speaker 1: know what I mean, Like, I just.

933
00:46:23,200 --> 00:46:25,200
Speaker 2: Like Spike, actually did not know that until right now.

934
00:46:25,719 --> 00:46:28,520
Speaker 4: I was like, that's in the constitution. That's the fifty

935
00:46:28,560 --> 00:46:28,880
Speaker 4: of the men.

936
00:46:29,200 --> 00:46:31,680
Speaker 1: But I think the way that it's portrayed is making

937
00:46:31,719 --> 00:46:35,439
Speaker 1: it hold much more. Listen, a sign that says live, laugh,

938
00:46:35,520 --> 00:46:37,480
Speaker 1: love is just as legally binding as a sign that

939
00:46:37,520 --> 00:46:41,160
Speaker 1: says no shirt, no shoes, no service. But somehow the

940
00:46:41,280 --> 00:46:44,960
Speaker 1: ladder has the gravity of law whereas the former doesn't.

941
00:46:45,000 --> 00:46:48,360
Speaker 1: You know why, because it's sexism, because the former is

942
00:46:48,440 --> 00:46:51,040
Speaker 1: more feminine and the ladder is more masculine.

943
00:46:51,080 --> 00:46:53,800
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's the font difference.

944
00:46:55,600 --> 00:46:57,960
Speaker 5: What about the signs that are like in this house,

945
00:46:58,040 --> 00:47:01,279
Speaker 5: we believe are those as binding if you go into

946
00:47:01,360 --> 00:47:02,839
Speaker 5: one of those houses and.

947
00:47:02,800 --> 00:47:05,919
Speaker 4: Like science is real within our girls, I have.

948
00:47:05,840 --> 00:47:07,720
Speaker 1: An answer for that. I think what that is doing

949
00:47:07,960 --> 00:47:11,839
Speaker 1: is appropriating the sort of rules that you guys were

950
00:47:11,840 --> 00:47:16,560
Speaker 1: describing as queer. It's like it's like a straight couple

951
00:47:17,239 --> 00:47:21,520
Speaker 1: saw a documentary about communes in the seventies and then

952
00:47:21,719 --> 00:47:24,960
Speaker 1: made that as an homage, you know what to rules.

953
00:47:25,000 --> 00:47:28,760
Speaker 6: It's the gray area of allyship where you have straight

954
00:47:28,800 --> 00:47:32,840
Speaker 6: allies and you have very desiring of assimilation gay people.

955
00:47:33,280 --> 00:47:37,200
Speaker 6: Like it's like the Ruth Konda gay people who put

956
00:47:37,239 --> 00:47:40,359
Speaker 6: those signs on their lawn because they want to take

957
00:47:40,480 --> 00:47:43,239
Speaker 6: rules out of our like gay subculture and make them

958
00:47:43,280 --> 00:47:47,279
Speaker 6: towards laws in me oh like hetero palpable, Like those

959
00:47:47,400 --> 00:47:49,959
Speaker 6: lawn signs are being like because like we we all

960
00:47:50,000 --> 00:47:51,240
Speaker 6: know that like love.

961
00:47:51,239 --> 00:47:53,480
Speaker 1: Love, that science real.

962
00:47:53,719 --> 00:47:55,319
Speaker 6: I don't need to put that on my lawn like

963
00:47:55,360 --> 00:47:59,240
Speaker 6: a Trump sign to like make that an equal statement.

964
00:47:59,320 --> 00:48:00,839
Speaker 3: Like I think it's also.

965
00:48:02,200 --> 00:48:03,400
Speaker 2: Right, Yeah, that's smart.

966
00:48:03,440 --> 00:48:08,480
Speaker 3: I think it's those very nervous liberals that like watch

967
00:48:08,880 --> 00:48:11,560
Speaker 3: like an Inconvenient Truth and like live in Portland, Oregon

968
00:48:11,640 --> 00:48:14,560
Speaker 3: and like adopted a dog in like Twinkie or something

969
00:48:14,600 --> 00:48:16,280
Speaker 3: and you're like really stressed that all the time.

970
00:48:19,080 --> 00:48:21,759
Speaker 4: Exactly, that's a byte record and.

971
00:48:21,680 --> 00:48:22,879
Speaker 3: Like have to wear a diaper all the time.

972
00:48:22,920 --> 00:48:25,439
Speaker 5: But it's like you're putting that sign in your lawn

973
00:48:25,600 --> 00:48:28,359
Speaker 5: because you don't want your house to get looted when

974
00:48:28,360 --> 00:48:30,680
Speaker 5: the grid comes down. I think it's also kind of

975
00:48:31,160 --> 00:48:32,200
Speaker 5: security measure.

976
00:48:32,880 --> 00:48:34,800
Speaker 4: When you're gonna loot, you look for that sign.

977
00:48:35,000 --> 00:48:39,320
Speaker 3: And well I wouldn't because those houses looting also should

978
00:48:39,320 --> 00:48:43,400
Speaker 3: be legal, another fucking botch law. It's like that is

979
00:48:43,440 --> 00:48:46,239
Speaker 3: a flop. I would never loot.

980
00:48:46,040 --> 00:48:48,399
Speaker 5: From the Liberal house because they don't even have any

981
00:48:48,400 --> 00:48:51,240
Speaker 5: good ship. They just have the dice and that talks

982
00:48:51,280 --> 00:48:53,719
Speaker 5: to you and like a rumba that they both tried

983
00:48:53,760 --> 00:48:54,160
Speaker 5: to have sex.

984
00:48:57,000 --> 00:48:57,200
Speaker 4: They have.

985
00:48:59,400 --> 00:49:00,560
Speaker 1: They do have a vite.

986
00:49:00,840 --> 00:49:03,879
Speaker 3: Like I guess I would loot the Scobie mother, but

987
00:49:03,920 --> 00:49:06,960
Speaker 3: like at that point, if it's like full apocket, it's

988
00:49:06,960 --> 00:49:07,840
Speaker 3: like what am I going to do with that?

989
00:49:08,160 --> 00:49:10,200
Speaker 6: Yeah, I feel like I feel like I know Portland

990
00:49:10,320 --> 00:49:12,839
Speaker 6: less than you, So I'm like deferring to you.

991
00:49:12,920 --> 00:49:15,280
Speaker 1: I'm looting framed museum posters.

992
00:49:15,440 --> 00:49:16,839
Speaker 2: Yeah, beautiful.

993
00:49:18,080 --> 00:49:20,520
Speaker 5: Well then I guess like, well, what's what's what's the

994
00:49:20,560 --> 00:49:22,959
Speaker 5: Portland equivalent in New York, like Clinton Hill.

995
00:49:23,000 --> 00:49:24,720
Speaker 3: It's like I would definitely.

996
00:49:24,280 --> 00:49:26,160
Speaker 6: Lose, That's what I'm saying. And they would have that

997
00:49:26,280 --> 00:49:28,040
Speaker 6: lawn sign so I'd be like, I'm going in there.

998
00:49:28,320 --> 00:49:29,040
Speaker 3: No, I'm going in.

999
00:49:29,280 --> 00:49:29,600
Speaker 4: They would.

1000
00:49:29,719 --> 00:49:33,160
Speaker 1: They would have many beautiful wide legged canvas pants.

1001
00:49:33,200 --> 00:49:36,399
Speaker 2: I mean the vinyl collections I better to die for.

1002
00:49:36,719 --> 00:49:39,000
Speaker 3: Yes, I'm getting a paper weight that looks like a

1003
00:49:39,080 --> 00:49:40,279
Speaker 3: nipple and.

1004
00:49:40,160 --> 00:49:41,960
Speaker 4: It's randomly ten thousand dollars.

1005
00:49:42,280 --> 00:49:42,759
Speaker 3: Yeah, I would.

1006
00:49:42,800 --> 00:49:46,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, blanket, a blanket that has boobs that are all

1007
00:49:46,040 --> 00:49:48,160
Speaker 1: different shapes and sizes to symbolize and clothes.

1008
00:49:49,360 --> 00:49:52,720
Speaker 6: If I never see one of those again, if I

1009
00:49:52,760 --> 00:49:55,360
Speaker 6: never see a tote with every kind of tit that

1010
00:49:55,400 --> 00:49:59,759
Speaker 6: could exist, it will be amazing because because the thing,

1011
00:50:00,080 --> 00:50:02,520
Speaker 6: the thing, the thing with that gets kits are never

1012
00:50:02,600 --> 00:50:07,279
Speaker 6: on there, so it's not true. The thing with like

1013
00:50:07,440 --> 00:50:11,959
Speaker 6: millennial body positivity art is that it can only make

1014
00:50:12,520 --> 00:50:18,000
Speaker 6: you feel worse about yourself because it's like this really hideous,

1015
00:50:18,080 --> 00:50:22,239
Speaker 6: illustrative style where like everyone just looks like they're like

1016
00:50:22,440 --> 00:50:25,840
Speaker 6: on their way to get their HPV vaccine. Like it's

1017
00:50:26,040 --> 00:50:28,560
Speaker 6: so ugly and liked.

1018
00:50:28,760 --> 00:50:31,279
Speaker 5: It's like, I don't understand why you want to How

1019
00:50:31,280 --> 00:50:33,759
Speaker 5: can you make people feel better about themselves when you

1020
00:50:33,800 --> 00:50:36,040
Speaker 5: make when when you like de sexualize them, It's like

1021
00:50:36,440 --> 00:50:39,719
Speaker 5: sex is what being sexy is, what makes you feel

1022
00:50:39,760 --> 00:50:40,640
Speaker 5: good about yourself.

1023
00:50:41,160 --> 00:50:46,080
Speaker 3: Not looking like you are like it's weird flattening.

1024
00:50:46,160 --> 00:50:50,799
Speaker 1: Here's what millennial inclusivity boils down to this statement, you

1025
00:50:50,840 --> 00:50:53,040
Speaker 1: are beautiful even if you're ugly, Like that is what

1026
00:50:53,080 --> 00:50:56,719
Speaker 1: you are being. Wait, so am I ugly? It's like, yes,

1027
00:50:56,920 --> 00:50:59,719
Speaker 1: you are, and that's okay, Like wait, no, but I

1028
00:50:59,719 --> 00:51:02,480
Speaker 1: thought I was fine. You're beautiful even though you're ugly.

1029
00:51:02,560 --> 00:51:04,960
Speaker 4: It's like, no, shit, Actually.

1030
00:51:05,440 --> 00:51:07,880
Speaker 3: It's like you are beautiful even though like one of

1031
00:51:07,920 --> 00:51:10,399
Speaker 3: your boobs looks like a dog ear and the other

1032
00:51:10,440 --> 00:51:13,000
Speaker 3: one got like blown off by a shotgun. It's like,

1033
00:51:13,320 --> 00:51:14,719
Speaker 3: you're so beautiful.

1034
00:51:15,120 --> 00:51:15,840
Speaker 1: It's like what.

1035
00:51:16,480 --> 00:51:19,719
Speaker 6: It's the same way where they like reduce it's very

1036
00:51:19,920 --> 00:51:23,080
Speaker 6: laws to be like, okay, you can put tits on

1037
00:51:23,120 --> 00:51:27,080
Speaker 6: a toe bag if they're all two dimensional line drawings.

1038
00:51:27,160 --> 00:51:30,120
Speaker 6: It's like you can do a volva if it's parentheses

1039
00:51:30,160 --> 00:51:33,160
Speaker 6: with an apostrophe in it, to like illustrate that we're

1040
00:51:33,200 --> 00:51:36,640
Speaker 6: all like unique and different. It's like you're actually homogenizing

1041
00:51:36,680 --> 00:51:40,359
Speaker 6: it in this way. That's very like Oscar Healthcare City Bike.

1042
00:51:41,440 --> 00:51:45,600
Speaker 1: You're deuroticizing it and you're actually further stigmatizing real genitals.

1043
00:51:45,719 --> 00:51:48,239
Speaker 6: Yeah, which, my shit looks like I went through a

1044
00:51:48,239 --> 00:51:50,480
Speaker 6: wood chipper. And that's why ugly is beautiful.

1045
00:51:51,120 --> 00:51:54,360
Speaker 5: Frankly, I am ready for the penis version of the

1046
00:51:54,440 --> 00:51:58,279
Speaker 5: canvas toe bag. Yeah, it's like I am ready, And

1047
00:51:58,120 --> 00:52:01,279
Speaker 5: it's just like the bunch of use and like some

1048
00:52:01,320 --> 00:52:03,279
Speaker 5: grape nuts, like when's when's that?

1049
00:52:03,719 --> 00:52:07,200
Speaker 6: The version that is acceptable is like fruit that's kind

1050
00:52:07,239 --> 00:52:09,560
Speaker 6: of phallic. It's like, no, we're not doing that, Like

1051
00:52:09,640 --> 00:52:14,120
Speaker 6: I need the like ratfink or crumb SpongeBob zoom in

1052
00:52:14,239 --> 00:52:14,880
Speaker 6: Ren and ste.

1053
00:52:14,880 --> 00:52:20,719
Speaker 1: Medical medical love it. A grid of medical photographs. Get this,

1054
00:52:21,200 --> 00:52:23,280
Speaker 1: a set of coasters. Each of them has a different

1055
00:52:23,360 --> 00:52:27,440
Speaker 1: medical photograph of a misshapen penis. Yeah, and that is

1056
00:52:27,520 --> 00:52:30,600
Speaker 1: literally sold at a Clinton Hill pottery store.

1057
00:52:30,640 --> 00:52:34,600
Speaker 4: Yes, and each each just want the degrees that it's curved.

1058
00:52:34,640 --> 00:52:36,040
Speaker 1: Yeah what if you just want no?

1059
00:52:36,120 --> 00:52:38,680
Speaker 5: But see the fact that that's the thing. See, that's

1060
00:52:38,719 --> 00:52:40,600
Speaker 5: where it's hard because Sam was like, I want that.

1061
00:52:40,960 --> 00:52:44,040
Speaker 5: And that's why gay guys are so high vibrational and

1062
00:52:44,120 --> 00:52:47,080
Speaker 5: smart is because I could be in like a Clinton

1063
00:52:47,160 --> 00:52:51,880
Speaker 5: Hill pottery barn buying like ninety nine dollars like Sheep's

1064
00:52:51,880 --> 00:52:55,080
Speaker 5: milk yogurt, and then like I also want a pillow.

1065
00:52:55,920 --> 00:52:58,640
Speaker 5: That's a pillow, and then like I also want to

1066
00:52:58,640 --> 00:53:02,279
Speaker 5: buy the coaster of like a micro penis with like

1067
00:53:02,320 --> 00:53:05,600
Speaker 5: a sunburn on it. But then gay guys are like

1068
00:53:05,680 --> 00:53:09,240
Speaker 5: that's hot, and that's why it's that's why it's brilliant.

1069
00:53:09,280 --> 00:53:13,560
Speaker 5: It's like unfortunately, like straight women need to look at

1070
00:53:13,640 --> 00:53:15,600
Speaker 5: whatever their bodies are and be.

1071
00:53:15,560 --> 00:53:16,720
Speaker 3: Like that's hot.

1072
00:53:16,840 --> 00:53:19,479
Speaker 5: It's like all bodies are hot because having a body

1073
00:53:19,560 --> 00:53:19,839
Speaker 5: is hot.

1074
00:53:19,960 --> 00:53:22,000
Speaker 4: Yeah, but they don't want it to even be hot

1075
00:53:22,000 --> 00:53:24,280
Speaker 4: on the toe bag with all the tits. It's like they.

1076
00:53:24,080 --> 00:53:26,600
Speaker 6: Want it to be like the law is like you

1077
00:53:26,680 --> 00:53:31,640
Speaker 6: must accept this, like we've gone underneath like censorship, Like

1078
00:53:31,640 --> 00:53:34,120
Speaker 6: what would be censored which is actually something hot? Like

1079
00:53:34,160 --> 00:53:35,759
Speaker 6: if it was like if I was walking around the

1080
00:53:35,760 --> 00:53:38,160
Speaker 6: tope bag with a full blue waffle on it, like

1081
00:53:38,239 --> 00:53:41,240
Speaker 6: that would be hot and that would be any listener

1082
00:53:41,280 --> 00:53:44,680
Speaker 6: of this podcast. But like if because it's the little

1083
00:53:44,719 --> 00:53:49,120
Speaker 6: drawings that's law abiding and that's straight. Yeah, Like I'm

1084
00:53:49,200 --> 00:53:52,240
Speaker 6: gonna talk about a gift that I just got, honey,

1085
00:53:52,920 --> 00:53:54,560
Speaker 6: which is an amazing calendar.

1086
00:53:54,640 --> 00:53:56,239
Speaker 2: Honey, I was gonna ask you about this calendar. Is

1087
00:53:56,280 --> 00:53:57,120
Speaker 2: this the beef calendar?

1088
00:53:57,960 --> 00:54:01,960
Speaker 6: No, it's the cult calendar and it's from the year

1089
00:54:02,200 --> 00:54:04,960
Speaker 6: nineteen eighty six because it has the same dates as

1090
00:54:05,000 --> 00:54:10,800
Speaker 6: twenty twenty five. Ohazing, smart and he can use the calendar.

1091
00:54:11,239 --> 00:54:13,080
Speaker 3: But it has and I've been using the calendar.

1092
00:54:13,400 --> 00:54:14,680
Speaker 1: Wait, oh, I.

1093
00:54:15,560 --> 00:54:18,440
Speaker 6: Hopeful each each picture is like an amazing It's like

1094
00:54:18,480 --> 00:54:21,120
Speaker 6: a you know, like a guy like just fully spreading

1095
00:54:21,160 --> 00:54:22,680
Speaker 6: in chaps and it's awesome.

1096
00:54:23,320 --> 00:54:24,720
Speaker 3: It's it's really gooc forward.

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00:54:24,880 --> 00:54:25,520
Speaker 1: Wow.

1098
00:54:25,719 --> 00:54:27,759
Speaker 4: But that's not what could be on a toe bag.

1099
00:54:27,760 --> 00:54:28,920
Speaker 1: You can never put that.

1100
00:54:29,360 --> 00:54:31,880
Speaker 5: I need a toe back that's like good, you know,

1101
00:54:32,200 --> 00:54:35,560
Speaker 5: six inch uncut. But the penis has been run over

1102
00:54:35,719 --> 00:54:37,920
Speaker 5: by a car, you know, I want.

1103
00:54:37,760 --> 00:54:42,719
Speaker 3: Like tire marks on that ship and stimpy that entire.

1104
00:54:42,960 --> 00:54:45,200
Speaker 4: The Coba girl who takes pictures of roadkill freak out.

1105
00:54:45,280 --> 00:54:46,359
Speaker 1: Oh yes, that's right.

1106
00:54:46,400 --> 00:54:48,520
Speaker 4: She thinks it's punching the Copper girl.

1107
00:54:50,320 --> 00:54:51,800
Speaker 1: Copper Girl thinks she's all.

1108
00:54:52,040 --> 00:54:56,640
Speaker 6: In the penis runovers truck and she's like, actually, I'm

1109
00:54:56,719 --> 00:54:57,920
Speaker 6: I'm not by I'm straight.

1110
00:54:58,040 --> 00:55:00,120
Speaker 1: Yes, She's literally like I'm going to church this and

1111
00:55:00,120 --> 00:55:02,919
Speaker 1: while it lasted, but at twenty three, my period is over.

1112
00:55:03,080 --> 00:55:07,360
Speaker 2: Yeah, my apartment, my my decor is slowly, slowly turning

1113
00:55:07,400 --> 00:55:11,760
Speaker 2: exclusively into like misshapen dicks. Like that's photo realists.

1114
00:55:11,760 --> 00:55:15,400
Speaker 3: Give it a Cronenberg up in your like full fallol plastics.

1115
00:55:16,520 --> 00:55:18,000
Speaker 2: I love it. I can't get enough of this stuff

1116
00:55:18,000 --> 00:55:20,439
Speaker 2: because I my calendar. I got a calendar with also

1117
00:55:20,560 --> 00:55:25,080
Speaker 2: like uh like you know, burly men spreading it. That's

1118
00:55:25,160 --> 00:55:28,440
Speaker 2: really similar to the one that you have, honey. I love.

1119
00:55:30,040 --> 00:55:32,719
Speaker 1: And that's what needs to be done. It's like you

1120
00:55:32,760 --> 00:55:37,240
Speaker 1: have to take millennial sort of mid like twenty tens

1121
00:55:37,280 --> 00:55:43,120
Speaker 1: millennial host Obama inclusivity and give it a Cronenbergian twist,

1122
00:55:43,880 --> 00:55:47,080
Speaker 1: Like I want Cronenberg to do a reno of every

1123
00:55:47,719 --> 00:55:51,200
Speaker 1: candle and pottery store in Brooklyn and silver Lake, and

1124
00:55:51,280 --> 00:55:53,480
Speaker 1: then we can elect someone in four years that can

1125
00:55:53,560 --> 00:55:55,640
Speaker 1: you know, potentially pass universal health care.

1126
00:55:55,840 --> 00:55:59,160
Speaker 2: That the path towards it starts with one.

1127
00:55:59,520 --> 00:56:01,640
Speaker 6: When it's like all the like candles that are shaped

1128
00:56:01,680 --> 00:56:05,400
Speaker 6: like an ass actually like pouring like rancid diary.

1129
00:56:05,120 --> 00:56:07,200
Speaker 1: Literally just out of the hole.

1130
00:56:07,360 --> 00:56:10,040
Speaker 4: Yeah that's perfect.

1131
00:56:09,280 --> 00:56:12,120
Speaker 5: But it's like, I know, it's funny thinking about like

1132
00:56:12,800 --> 00:56:16,920
Speaker 5: post Obama, I feel like I'm doing a George impression

1133
00:56:16,920 --> 00:56:18,640
Speaker 5: when I'm like, it's actually funny when you think of

1134
00:56:19,040 --> 00:56:21,640
Speaker 5: I'm like, yeah, rather.

1135
00:56:21,440 --> 00:56:26,080
Speaker 1: Than telling a joke, it's just being like, it's actually funny.

1136
00:56:26,239 --> 00:56:28,400
Speaker 3: I'm like, I'm Monsterdio lab, I'm talking like George.

1137
00:56:29,160 --> 00:56:31,560
Speaker 5: Well, it's actually funny when you think of like, well,

1138
00:56:31,600 --> 00:56:37,480
Speaker 5: then like what is the post Trump Biden art? But

1139
00:56:37,520 --> 00:56:40,759
Speaker 5: then also what is like Trump art, which I guess

1140
00:56:40,880 --> 00:56:41,440
Speaker 5: is just a I.

1141
00:56:43,440 --> 00:56:45,600
Speaker 1: N F T. Trump?

1142
00:56:45,640 --> 00:56:48,640
Speaker 5: And if Trump art is like Elon and Trump are

1143
00:56:48,680 --> 00:56:54,000
Speaker 5: both like nine out tall sumo wrestlers, and they're and

1144
00:56:54,000 --> 00:56:55,680
Speaker 5: and and they're both like taking a bite out of

1145
00:56:55,680 --> 00:56:56,680
Speaker 5: the Eiffel Towers.

1146
00:56:57,040 --> 00:57:01,600
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's also literally like clips of Theovon's podcast, like

1147
00:57:01,640 --> 00:57:04,160
Speaker 1: that is art. That is Trump era art. That is

1148
00:57:04,200 --> 00:57:07,560
Speaker 1: an Instagram reel of Theovon in conversation with Tucker Carlson.

1149
00:57:07,560 --> 00:57:10,000
Speaker 1: I actually saw video recently where Tucker Carlson says the

1150
00:57:10,040 --> 00:57:13,319
Speaker 1: word nonpartisan, and then Theovan goes, what do you even

1151
00:57:13,320 --> 00:57:16,120
Speaker 1: mean by that? And then Tucker Carlson is like trying

1152
00:57:16,120 --> 00:57:19,280
Speaker 1: to describe it in context, but then it becomes clear

1153
00:57:19,320 --> 00:57:22,240
Speaker 1: quickly that Theovon just does not know the word nonpartisan

1154
00:57:22,520 --> 00:57:24,360
Speaker 1: and he's like yeah, but like what does it mean?

1155
00:57:24,760 --> 00:57:26,600
Speaker 1: And so then it just becomes this thing where Tucker

1156
00:57:26,640 --> 00:57:30,520
Speaker 1: Carlson is explaining literally what the word partisan means to theovon.

1157
00:57:30,720 --> 00:57:31,600
Speaker 1: That's Trump era art.

1158
00:57:31,640 --> 00:57:34,120
Speaker 2: That's Trump era art. I've seen this clip. It's rough.

1159
00:57:34,760 --> 00:57:37,800
Speaker 6: The AI aspect of Trump era art is also like

1160
00:57:38,160 --> 00:57:42,720
Speaker 6: being able to make those videos where it's like Obama

1161
00:57:42,800 --> 00:57:46,320
Speaker 6: is dancing and then turning into Shakira and becoming Jennifer.

1162
00:57:46,280 --> 00:57:49,120
Speaker 4: And like that's that's like what we have now.

1163
00:57:49,160 --> 00:57:51,200
Speaker 6: And I think that the Obama era art was also

1164
00:57:51,280 --> 00:57:54,200
Speaker 6: pop art, Like I think it was very like Obama

1165
00:57:54,320 --> 00:57:57,040
Speaker 6: like Picture the Hope. Yeah, that was that's pop art,

1166
00:57:57,040 --> 00:57:58,960
Speaker 6: and like that's what we had. And then the Joe

1167
00:57:59,000 --> 00:58:02,440
Speaker 6: Biden thing is kind of like retirement home paintings, like

1168
00:58:02,760 --> 00:58:06,200
Speaker 6: just like faded dust collecting on the wall, like with

1169
00:58:06,560 --> 00:58:09,120
Speaker 6: like you know, like dry paper whispering in the wind.

1170
00:58:09,400 --> 00:58:12,360
Speaker 4: And now we're in this full like like as Honey.

1171
00:58:12,200 --> 00:58:15,240
Speaker 6: Likes to say, Deep Fried AI era, where like it's

1172
00:58:15,360 --> 00:58:17,560
Speaker 6: a repost of a repost so that the quality is

1173
00:58:17,600 --> 00:58:20,520
Speaker 6: going down and it's like people transforming.

1174
00:58:21,040 --> 00:58:23,160
Speaker 5: And it's also those videos where it's like a split

1175
00:58:23,200 --> 00:58:25,000
Speaker 5: screen and like one half of the video is like

1176
00:58:25,840 --> 00:58:28,120
Speaker 5: hand standing a table or like.

1177
00:58:28,400 --> 00:58:30,040
Speaker 6: Writing a video, and it's like an AI boy was

1178
00:58:30,080 --> 00:58:31,880
Speaker 6: like when the girl checked her phone there was a

1179
00:58:31,880 --> 00:58:32,919
Speaker 6: text message.

1180
00:58:34,120 --> 00:58:35,960
Speaker 4: And she was in the car going fast to the

1181
00:58:35,960 --> 00:58:36,720
Speaker 4: grocery store.

1182
00:58:36,840 --> 00:58:38,560
Speaker 6: It said come home baby, and then there's just like

1183
00:58:38,640 --> 00:58:40,440
Speaker 6: someone cutting cucumber really fast.

1184
00:58:40,520 --> 00:58:44,760
Speaker 2: Actually, I can't stop thinking about I saw something and

1185
00:58:44,840 --> 00:58:47,960
Speaker 2: I can't tell what to think about it. Where it's

1186
00:58:48,000 --> 00:58:50,000
Speaker 2: like people are you know, there are now like AI

1187
00:58:50,120 --> 00:58:53,360
Speaker 2: accounts and they're like and like people like Twitter and

1188
00:58:53,440 --> 00:58:56,160
Speaker 2: Meta and are like making AI accounts to engage more

1189
00:58:56,200 --> 00:58:58,800
Speaker 2: with real accounts. But it's like becoming this thing where

1190
00:58:58,800 --> 00:59:01,240
Speaker 2: it's eventually just going to be a accounts interacting with

1191
00:59:01,280 --> 00:59:04,360
Speaker 2: each other and it's just going to be like mostly fake.

1192
00:59:04,840 --> 00:59:06,280
Speaker 2: Like what do we do with that?

1193
00:59:07,040 --> 00:59:09,520
Speaker 4: I mean they're probably gonna have a podcast.

1194
00:59:09,280 --> 00:59:11,040
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean literally accounts.

1195
00:59:11,440 --> 00:59:14,080
Speaker 3: It's gonna be like we have to have sex, like

1196
00:59:14,120 --> 00:59:17,160
Speaker 3: that's what you do. It's like because AI, there's one

1197
00:59:17,200 --> 00:59:19,280
Speaker 3: thing that we can do that they can't do, is

1198
00:59:19,320 --> 00:59:21,520
Speaker 3: have sex. We just have to make sure that we're

1199
00:59:21,560 --> 00:59:22,360
Speaker 3: having sex with.

1200
00:59:23,080 --> 00:59:25,760
Speaker 4: Each other and not with AI, because that that is

1201
00:59:26,320 --> 00:59:27,000
Speaker 4: don't do that.

1202
00:59:27,320 --> 00:59:30,480
Speaker 6: I don't do that you guys are that's a rule.

1203
00:59:30,640 --> 00:59:33,440
Speaker 3: That's a rule, a recommendation, rules, a recommendation.

1204
00:59:34,440 --> 00:59:38,920
Speaker 1: That's all there, we go, So you are. So it

1205
00:59:39,000 --> 00:59:41,080
Speaker 1: used to be that sex positivity was a response to

1206
00:59:41,200 --> 00:59:46,200
Speaker 1: like Christian like puranism. Yeah, but now sex positivity is

1207
00:59:46,280 --> 00:59:50,440
Speaker 1: vital as a response to AI hegemony. Absolutely and like

1208
00:59:50,920 --> 00:59:53,920
Speaker 1: techno or techno dystopian fascism.

1209
00:59:54,120 --> 00:59:59,240
Speaker 6: No algorithm robot could create something that could fully penetrate

1210
00:59:59,400 --> 01:00:04,080
Speaker 6: my complete destroyed situation there that is only created by God,

1211
01:00:04,280 --> 01:00:06,880
Speaker 6: and in such a way that it's like, it's like

1212
01:00:06,960 --> 01:00:10,520
Speaker 6: the Goddess of creative creation and destruction at once are

1213
01:00:10,600 --> 01:00:13,960
Speaker 6: my genital and nothing, no amount of If you had

1214
01:00:14,000 --> 01:00:17,000
Speaker 6: a computer work for eighty six billion years, it could

1215
01:00:17,080 --> 01:00:19,160
Speaker 6: not come up with the thing to fit inside there.

1216
01:00:19,440 --> 01:00:23,040
Speaker 6: And that's what's beautiful about human to human sex and sexuality.

1217
01:00:23,560 --> 01:00:26,880
Speaker 2: That's true. I love that. Okay, back to laws. I

1218
01:00:26,880 --> 01:00:27,320
Speaker 2: have a question.

1219
01:00:28,560 --> 01:00:30,320
Speaker 4: I was just I was just talking about laws.

1220
01:00:30,320 --> 01:00:35,440
Speaker 1: But okay, okay, yeah, okay, back back to the topic.

1221
01:00:35,440 --> 01:00:39,400
Speaker 2: Back to the okay, back to the real topic. Uh, okay,

1222
01:00:39,520 --> 01:00:41,960
Speaker 2: police or lawyers? Which one is straighter?

1223
01:00:42,800 --> 01:00:44,560
Speaker 1: Oh, this is a question.

1224
01:00:44,840 --> 01:00:48,600
Speaker 6: It's hard because there's no gay fetish dress up as lawyers.

1225
01:00:50,040 --> 01:00:53,600
Speaker 4: But okay, so you can't like fetishize like.

1226
01:00:53,600 --> 01:00:57,440
Speaker 5: You could fetishize like French lawyers like that way fall

1227
01:00:57,520 --> 01:00:59,840
Speaker 5: the wigs and like the little dress you could fetish

1228
01:00:59,880 --> 01:01:00,680
Speaker 5: eye that that does.

1229
01:01:00,800 --> 01:01:05,800
Speaker 1: There's my instinct is to say lawyers are straighter, and

1230
01:01:05,840 --> 01:01:08,960
Speaker 1: I'm trying to figure out why. Here's why I think, Yes, well,

1231
01:01:09,000 --> 01:01:13,960
Speaker 1: I think is lawyers suit bland, I'll fit, you know.

1232
01:01:14,520 --> 01:01:16,760
Speaker 6: But there's people who go to the courtroom like looking,

1233
01:01:16,880 --> 01:01:20,520
Speaker 6: that's true, but then they're thinking joker represented himself.

1234
01:01:21,560 --> 01:01:26,360
Speaker 1: Arguing whatever police you know, say what you want about

1235
01:01:26,440 --> 01:01:30,720
Speaker 1: the politics of policing. They they are wearing sort of campy,

1236
01:01:31,000 --> 01:01:32,320
Speaker 1: draggy costumes.

1237
01:01:32,360 --> 01:01:34,960
Speaker 4: That's why it gets towards being like yeah.

1238
01:01:34,720 --> 01:01:40,120
Speaker 1: Yeah, like it's it's it's fetish where and and also frankly,

1239
01:01:40,240 --> 01:01:43,600
Speaker 1: so often you know when they are in repose, they're

1240
01:01:43,640 --> 01:01:46,120
Speaker 1: literally like playing Candy Crush on their phone and there's

1241
01:01:46,160 --> 01:01:49,959
Speaker 1: something actually very sort of like Barista who is being

1242
01:01:50,040 --> 01:01:51,560
Speaker 1: rude to the customers.

1243
01:01:51,040 --> 01:01:52,760
Speaker 2: About no that's gurly coded for sure.

1244
01:01:53,520 --> 01:01:56,560
Speaker 6: I feel though, like because they have to uphold the law,

1245
01:01:57,040 --> 01:01:59,480
Speaker 6: they're straighter, and then lawyers are more gay because they're

1246
01:01:59,480 --> 01:02:01,600
Speaker 6: like fighting and tweaking and going in and.

1247
01:02:01,640 --> 01:02:02,760
Speaker 1: I see that's true.

1248
01:02:02,800 --> 01:02:04,440
Speaker 2: There's some creativity.

1249
01:02:04,800 --> 01:02:08,400
Speaker 5: So it's like the fruit ninja of you know, off

1250
01:02:08,520 --> 01:02:13,680
Speaker 5: time of being a cop is straight because there just

1251
01:02:13,880 --> 01:02:16,680
Speaker 5: is this like there just is it this like ghost

1252
01:02:16,760 --> 01:02:20,720
Speaker 5: like drooling kind of like dunce quality to police officers

1253
01:02:20,720 --> 01:02:23,400
Speaker 5: where they're like all it's kind of like slap jawed

1254
01:02:23,440 --> 01:02:25,440
Speaker 5: and like slow, and there's.

1255
01:02:25,280 --> 01:02:27,120
Speaker 3: Just like that to me is straight. But like when

1256
01:02:27,160 --> 01:02:28,640
Speaker 3: I think of a lawyer, I think about all my

1257
01:02:28,760 --> 01:02:32,160
Speaker 3: gay lawyer friends who like our gay lawyers had to

1258
01:02:32,160 --> 01:02:34,240
Speaker 3: go to gay lawyer school, you know.

1259
01:02:34,240 --> 01:02:37,280
Speaker 4: And they're like helping us be like be allowed to steal.

1260
01:02:37,320 --> 01:02:40,120
Speaker 1: Basically totally yeah, gay totally that there is such a

1261
01:02:40,200 --> 01:02:42,640
Speaker 1: rich tradition of gay lawyers, right, that's a great I

1262
01:02:42,640 --> 01:02:46,080
Speaker 1: mean the A c l U is basically just like

1263
01:02:46,080 --> 01:02:47,120
Speaker 1: like a food co.

1264
01:02:47,040 --> 01:02:49,760
Speaker 4: Op saying may I approach the bench? Like that's gay.

1265
01:02:49,920 --> 01:02:51,800
Speaker 2: So lawyer dumb is sort of like wizards.

1266
01:02:51,920 --> 01:02:54,840
Speaker 1: It's behind your back.

1267
01:02:58,560 --> 01:03:00,600
Speaker 2: So lawyers are kind of like wizards and that they

1268
01:03:00,640 --> 01:03:02,840
Speaker 2: have power but it's good or bad and they have

1269
01:03:02,880 --> 01:03:05,960
Speaker 2: to go to lawyer school and solve crime.

1270
01:03:06,080 --> 01:03:10,200
Speaker 6: So like an owl kind of comes to their window, right, right.

1271
01:03:09,760 --> 01:03:12,880
Speaker 1: A lawyers are Gryffindor and cops are Slytherin.

1272
01:03:13,120 --> 01:03:15,040
Speaker 4: Cops are Baltimore. If we're gonna.

1273
01:03:14,840 --> 01:03:18,880
Speaker 1: Cops for Baltimore, cops are Buggles. I'm sorry, I can't.

1274
01:03:19,440 --> 01:03:22,440
Speaker 4: I'm really mad that I just said cops are Baltimore, and.

1275
01:03:22,400 --> 01:03:23,000
Speaker 2: You know what, I.

1276
01:03:24,960 --> 01:03:26,360
Speaker 1: Was like, I'm not going to bring it up again.

1277
01:03:26,400 --> 01:03:27,880
Speaker 1: But then you said owl and I was like, Okay,

1278
01:03:27,920 --> 01:03:33,000
Speaker 1: I guess I have permission, Sam, And I'm.

1279
01:03:32,880 --> 01:03:36,480
Speaker 6: Being Sam right now podcast by saying Sam started.

1280
01:03:36,160 --> 01:03:44,280
Speaker 3: It, well, I think courtroom dramas are also gay, and

1281
01:03:44,320 --> 01:03:48,200
Speaker 3: so that's lawyer and whereas I think procedurals are straight

1282
01:03:48,320 --> 01:03:50,400
Speaker 3: straight Yeah, I agree, are like.

1283
01:03:50,360 --> 01:03:52,080
Speaker 1: Great courtroom dramas are gay.

1284
01:03:52,080 --> 01:03:54,760
Speaker 6: Courtroom dramas like Judge Judy presiding over like a fight

1285
01:03:54,840 --> 01:03:57,120
Speaker 6: that's literally fake, that's like played up for drama, And

1286
01:03:57,160 --> 01:04:00,000
Speaker 6: procedurals are like somebody really needing to protect their dogs.

1287
01:04:01,200 --> 01:04:06,080
Speaker 1: Yeah, and there's a way in which with the procedural

1288
01:04:06,560 --> 01:04:09,880
Speaker 1: the law prevails, whereas with the courtroom drama it's more

1289
01:04:10,520 --> 01:04:13,880
Speaker 1: like a sort of family play. It's august Osage County.

1290
01:04:13,880 --> 01:04:16,240
Speaker 1: There are people yelling of like you're not. There's not

1291
01:04:16,320 --> 01:04:19,280
Speaker 1: a clearly just audience. So it's literally it's literally theater.

1292
01:04:19,640 --> 01:04:22,600
Speaker 1: It's a black box theater, and they're doing an all

1293
01:04:24,040 --> 01:04:27,240
Speaker 1: and all women and femmes version of King lear.

1294
01:04:28,600 --> 01:04:31,040
Speaker 2: Well in that moment when the evidence drops, like and

1295
01:04:31,080 --> 01:04:33,720
Speaker 2: you like reveal a nasty photo of like the scene

1296
01:04:33,760 --> 01:04:34,200
Speaker 2: and you're.

1297
01:04:34,040 --> 01:04:38,000
Speaker 3: Like, oh exhibit A, yes, God, I would kill for

1298
01:04:38,080 --> 01:04:38,439
Speaker 3: that moment.

1299
01:04:38,440 --> 01:04:42,680
Speaker 5: And there's so many Ryan Murphy, you know, like crime,

1300
01:04:42,880 --> 01:04:45,800
Speaker 5: it's like, you know crime is you know, b gay

1301
01:04:45,880 --> 01:04:49,320
Speaker 5: do crime? Obviously throw up and cry, but you know

1302
01:04:49,400 --> 01:04:50,680
Speaker 5: crime is also pretty gay.

1303
01:04:50,760 --> 01:04:56,360
Speaker 1: Okay, wait, b gay do crimes? Or throw up and cry?

1304
01:04:56,800 --> 01:04:58,320
Speaker 3: Yeah, throw up and do crime.

1305
01:04:59,240 --> 01:05:03,680
Speaker 6: Oh and vomit like vomit artist Lady Gaga on stage

1306
01:05:03,880 --> 01:05:09,760
Speaker 6: during Swine like vomit as crime love.

1307
01:05:09,920 --> 01:05:12,120
Speaker 3: But then Law and Order s VU is straight.

1308
01:05:12,360 --> 01:05:15,800
Speaker 1: It's straight totally. People are desperate to make it gay.

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01:05:16,120 --> 01:05:17,640
Speaker 1: They're like it's like.

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01:05:17,720 --> 01:05:20,080
Speaker 4: It's like she just is like she's like tough. It

1311
01:05:20,120 --> 01:05:22,600
Speaker 4: doesn't make yes like she's not.

1312
01:05:22,760 --> 01:05:23,040
Speaker 3: She's not.

1313
01:05:23,320 --> 01:05:24,360
Speaker 4: She's just like a tough woman.

1314
01:05:25,080 --> 01:05:27,200
Speaker 3: Christopher Maloney is kind of straggedy though.

1315
01:05:27,520 --> 01:05:31,000
Speaker 1: You know that as well. Chris Maloney and Oz you

1316
01:05:31,080 --> 01:05:32,320
Speaker 1: know what I'm talking about, Yes.

1317
01:05:32,920 --> 01:05:35,880
Speaker 2: What it's like it's like Stanley.

1318
01:05:36,080 --> 01:05:39,080
Speaker 3: He's almost Stanley Chucci levels sing it. Yeah.

1319
01:05:39,360 --> 01:05:42,040
Speaker 4: Yeah, he's like in the calendar basically.

1320
01:05:44,520 --> 01:05:48,560
Speaker 1: Like Chris. Chris Maloney's biggest dream is to just show

1321
01:05:48,800 --> 01:05:53,640
Speaker 1: full cock and and he is the horniest motherfucker out there. Yeah,

1322
01:05:54,080 --> 01:05:56,080
Speaker 1: and he's like an exhibition. It's like he wants to

1323
01:05:56,080 --> 01:05:59,200
Speaker 1: show up to your house with like a burbery.

1324
01:05:59,240 --> 01:06:01,400
Speaker 6: He wants to be like somebody like he wants to

1325
01:06:01,400 --> 01:06:03,320
Speaker 6: be like I'm here to investigate a crime, dress as

1326
01:06:03,320 --> 01:06:04,880
Speaker 6: a policeman and then take it off because he's actually

1327
01:06:04,920 --> 01:06:05,280
Speaker 6: a stress.

1328
01:06:05,360 --> 01:06:07,400
Speaker 2: Literally, Yeah, it would be amazing.

1329
01:06:08,160 --> 01:06:10,680
Speaker 3: He's in the writer's room, like, so, and what season

1330
01:06:10,680 --> 01:06:14,040
Speaker 3: do I show Hawk? When am I able to Finally.

1331
01:06:13,880 --> 01:06:15,840
Speaker 6: Maybe there's a I'm tied to a chair and they

1332
01:06:15,840 --> 01:06:18,160
Speaker 6: need to expose Hog to like blackmail me, like.

1333
01:06:18,120 --> 01:06:21,200
Speaker 1: Simon, maybe electricute my nipples. But in a way that's

1334
01:06:21,280 --> 01:06:23,280
Speaker 1: pro justice. Yeah yeah.

1335
01:06:23,400 --> 01:06:27,080
Speaker 3: And Iced Tea is not having it, No, no, he

1336
01:06:27,160 --> 01:06:29,880
Speaker 3: does not having it. He's like cut the funny business.

1337
01:06:30,040 --> 01:06:32,600
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm here to work, Tea and that's against the law.

1338
01:06:33,160 --> 01:06:36,160
Speaker 1: Is such a beautiful American success story to me, Like

1339
01:06:36,200 --> 01:06:38,640
Speaker 1: every time I see him, I'm so happy. I'm like

1340
01:06:38,880 --> 01:06:40,840
Speaker 1: you really you did it like you're.

1341
01:06:40,640 --> 01:06:42,680
Speaker 3: On you know my relationship with him? Right?

1342
01:06:42,760 --> 01:06:43,160
Speaker 2: No?

1343
01:06:42,960 --> 01:06:45,160
Speaker 4: No, and he's like tweeting it's like amazing.

1344
01:06:45,200 --> 01:06:48,840
Speaker 1: And he has that hot wife who he's so well yeah,

1345
01:06:48,920 --> 01:06:51,080
Speaker 1: and a daughter whose age just stayed the same for

1346
01:06:51,160 --> 01:06:53,280
Speaker 1: like five or seven years. Really perfect.

1347
01:06:53,480 --> 01:06:57,520
Speaker 5: So my relationship with Iced Tea is that is that

1348
01:06:57,720 --> 01:07:03,640
Speaker 5: I was on one episode of his now canceled court

1349
01:07:03,720 --> 01:07:06,440
Speaker 5: room reality television show The Mediator.

1350
01:07:07,360 --> 01:07:09,000
Speaker 2: What why what were you doing there?

1351
01:07:09,800 --> 01:07:11,440
Speaker 3: I was suing my friend?

1352
01:07:12,720 --> 01:07:13,240
Speaker 2: Was it real?

1353
01:07:14,520 --> 01:07:16,240
Speaker 3: It was exaggerated?

1354
01:07:16,680 --> 01:07:20,560
Speaker 1: Sorry, all this talk of laws and rules, you have

1355
01:07:20,640 --> 01:07:23,520
Speaker 1: not revealed that you were in a court room judge

1356
01:07:23,600 --> 01:07:28,960
Speaker 1: Judy style show with Ice teare presumably queer athology is friend?

1357
01:07:29,520 --> 01:07:33,520
Speaker 5: Yes, yeah, and it I don't know. I had like

1358
01:07:32,760 --> 01:07:34,480
Speaker 5: a like a what did you say?

1359
01:07:34,520 --> 01:07:36,640
Speaker 4: It was full subterfuge, which makes it even more gay.

1360
01:07:36,720 --> 01:07:37,400
Speaker 3: Yeah, exactly.

1361
01:07:37,480 --> 01:07:39,600
Speaker 5: I had someone send me the Craigslist and I was like,

1362
01:07:39,640 --> 01:07:41,240
Speaker 5: you should do this because it seems funny, and I

1363
01:07:41,280 --> 01:07:43,919
Speaker 5: was like, okay, So me and my friend just kind

1364
01:07:43,920 --> 01:07:46,800
Speaker 5: of like concocted we have like a real conflict that

1365
01:07:46,840 --> 01:07:49,439
Speaker 5: we exaggerated for the show, and then we've all met

1366
01:07:49,440 --> 01:07:53,480
Speaker 5: on Skype during COVID and he is an ilegal.

1367
01:07:53,160 --> 01:07:56,480
Speaker 3: Judge, so but he can be a mediator. So he

1368
01:07:56,560 --> 01:07:59,040
Speaker 3: was able to kind of like preside over the conflict

1369
01:07:59,120 --> 01:08:01,840
Speaker 3: and give us some hips. And the conclusion that he

1370
01:08:01,880 --> 01:08:03,560
Speaker 3: came to is that my friend was just in love

1371
01:08:03,600 --> 01:08:09,120
Speaker 3: with me and that's why her dog shat in my room.

1372
01:08:09,560 --> 01:08:11,680
Speaker 1: Oh wow, sounds pretty accurate.

1373
01:08:11,840 --> 01:08:12,360
Speaker 2: Was he right?

1374
01:08:12,520 --> 01:08:17,920
Speaker 3: Yeah? He is never wrong whatever he says. I just

1375
01:08:18,080 --> 01:08:18,519
Speaker 3: allowed to.

1376
01:08:20,880 --> 01:08:21,120
Speaker 2: Wow.

1377
01:08:21,600 --> 01:08:26,960
Speaker 1: Okay, how I feel like we're we're in final thoughts mode,

1378
01:08:27,240 --> 01:08:32,000
Speaker 1: final thoughts about laws, rules and the sexuality thereof.

1379
01:08:35,880 --> 01:08:36,200
Speaker 3: Laws.

1380
01:08:36,439 --> 01:08:40,520
Speaker 4: Laws off my terrifying, terrifying genital.

1381
01:08:41,120 --> 01:08:46,200
Speaker 1: Actually that's a great sign. Laws off my terrifying, terrifying genitalia.

1382
01:08:46,320 --> 01:08:49,559
Speaker 4: And like I'm but I'm pro rules, Like let's talk.

1383
01:08:49,640 --> 01:08:51,479
Speaker 2: Yeah, I do want to say no running in the pool,

1384
01:08:51,560 --> 01:08:54,000
Speaker 2: like you're gonna slip and you're gonna fall, you're gonna.

1385
01:08:53,840 --> 01:08:55,800
Speaker 4: Hurt yourself, but there's no law against it.

1386
01:08:55,880 --> 01:08:58,720
Speaker 1: So yeah. And also don't go don't go in the

1387
01:08:58,720 --> 01:08:59,679
Speaker 1: pool if you have diarrhea.

1388
01:09:00,320 --> 01:09:02,559
Speaker 6: Yeah, again that's that's a fuck around and find out

1389
01:09:04,280 --> 01:09:06,040
Speaker 6: and when you enter into those spaces, there's like an

1390
01:09:06,040 --> 01:09:08,960
Speaker 6: implicit CONSENTDA, Like these are pool rules. They're not laws, Like,

1391
01:09:09,040 --> 01:09:11,120
Speaker 6: no one's coming to like haul you away.

1392
01:09:11,760 --> 01:09:14,640
Speaker 2: They will blow that little whistle. Yeah, there will be

1393
01:09:14,640 --> 01:09:18,360
Speaker 2: some public shaming, but blow the whistle.

1394
01:09:18,360 --> 01:09:18,639
Speaker 1: Okay.

1395
01:09:18,680 --> 01:09:24,760
Speaker 3: My final thought is no laws, just the bumper stickers

1396
01:09:25,040 --> 01:09:28,840
Speaker 3: that say grass gas or ass nobody rides free.

1397
01:09:29,320 --> 01:09:33,360
Speaker 1: Love that period, Yeah, love that all right.

1398
01:09:33,200 --> 01:09:34,200
Speaker 3: That's my constitution.

1399
01:09:34,560 --> 01:09:37,000
Speaker 2: Well, also, before we go and before we do our

1400
01:09:37,040 --> 01:09:40,280
Speaker 2: final segment, you are both you're going on tour. Please

1401
01:09:40,360 --> 01:09:44,799
Speaker 2: oh yeah, tell everyone where you are going? Yes, please?

1402
01:09:45,240 --> 01:09:46,320
Speaker 1: Well, and when.

1403
01:09:46,200 --> 01:09:51,400
Speaker 6: Going to Chicago on January seventeenth, we're going to the

1404
01:09:51,520 --> 01:09:55,560
Speaker 6: City on Fire on which is LA on the nineteenth

1405
01:09:55,960 --> 01:09:59,200
Speaker 6: if and we're probably we'll see what happens. And then

1406
01:09:59,240 --> 01:10:02,439
Speaker 6: we're going to San Francisco on the twenty fourth or

1407
01:10:02,479 --> 01:10:03,120
Speaker 6: sketch Fest.

1408
01:10:03,400 --> 01:10:04,120
Speaker 4: Am I forgetting?

1409
01:10:04,680 --> 01:10:06,760
Speaker 3: Oh it's everything. Oh we had the kickoff show on

1410
01:10:06,800 --> 01:10:07,400
Speaker 3: the fifteenth.

1411
01:10:07,439 --> 01:10:09,880
Speaker 6: I come on everybody late show because the first show

1412
01:10:09,920 --> 01:10:11,600
Speaker 6: sold out? So get when is this going to come in?

1413
01:10:11,680 --> 01:10:12,839
Speaker 1: It's coming out on Tuesday.

1414
01:10:13,240 --> 01:10:16,040
Speaker 6: Perfect, Okay, So preparing this, buy tickets to our show

1415
01:10:16,080 --> 01:10:18,400
Speaker 6: tomorrow in New York City, And if you're anywhere else,

1416
01:10:18,960 --> 01:10:20,679
Speaker 6: break some laws.

1417
01:10:20,520 --> 01:10:26,200
Speaker 1: And tickets can be found in Lincoln by great the

1418
01:10:26,280 --> 01:10:29,360
Speaker 1: dice situation, and we will there's going to be some tagging.

1419
01:10:29,400 --> 01:10:31,479
Speaker 1: You're going to be able to find that Lincoln bio folks.

1420
01:10:31,640 --> 01:10:32,679
Speaker 4: You will, folks.

1421
01:10:34,080 --> 01:10:36,800
Speaker 6: Just break one law today, Yeah, break I encourage one.

1422
01:10:38,160 --> 01:10:40,479
Speaker 4: Write about it, like, write about it in a letter.

1423
01:10:40,720 --> 01:10:42,640
Speaker 1: We need to get all show up to Spike on

1424
01:10:42,680 --> 01:10:44,639
Speaker 1: Honey Show without a ticket and then beat up the guy,

1425
01:10:44,760 --> 01:10:46,519
Speaker 1: the guy at the door and just walk in.

1426
01:10:48,120 --> 01:10:54,519
Speaker 5: Yeah different, definitely, Well ticket ticket buying is more of.

1427
01:10:54,439 --> 01:10:55,280
Speaker 1: A rule than a law.

1428
01:10:55,320 --> 01:10:56,400
Speaker 4: But yeah, that's a rule.

1429
01:10:56,520 --> 01:10:57,000
Speaker 1: That's true.

1430
01:10:57,000 --> 01:10:58,479
Speaker 4: That's true because there's always list.

1431
01:10:58,640 --> 01:11:09,400
Speaker 1: But totally wow, Okay, incredible, let's do it. Our final

1432
01:11:09,439 --> 01:11:12,240
Speaker 1: segment is called shout outs, and in this segment we

1433
01:11:12,240 --> 01:11:15,479
Speaker 1: pay homage to the classic straight tradition, straight oral tradition,

1434
01:11:15,560 --> 01:11:19,120
Speaker 1: even of the radio shout out. You're on Z one hundred,

1435
01:11:19,200 --> 01:11:21,880
Speaker 1: you're on t L shouting out something that you just

1436
01:11:21,960 --> 01:11:25,920
Speaker 1: cannot get enough of, and uh as this tradition, we

1437
01:11:25,960 --> 01:11:28,080
Speaker 1: make them up on the spot. Sam, do you have one?

1438
01:11:28,160 --> 01:11:29,240
Speaker 2: I actually do have one.

1439
01:11:29,479 --> 01:11:30,040
Speaker 1: Go for it.

1440
01:11:31,360 --> 01:11:35,280
Speaker 2: What's up freaks, losers and sexual perverts around the globe.

1441
01:11:35,360 --> 01:11:37,960
Speaker 2: I want to give a huge shout out to George

1442
01:11:38,000 --> 01:11:39,639
Speaker 2: Michael's father, Figure.

1443
01:11:39,840 --> 01:11:40,240
Speaker 3: Yeah.

1444
01:11:40,280 --> 01:11:44,080
Speaker 2: I love this song and I saw Baby Girl much

1445
01:11:44,160 --> 01:11:47,320
Speaker 2: like many of my peers in the LGBTQ plus community.

1446
01:11:47,600 --> 01:11:50,880
Speaker 2: And while I thought it was not very good shout

1447
01:11:50,880 --> 01:11:54,360
Speaker 2: out to the film I did, it did remind me

1448
01:11:54,520 --> 01:11:57,160
Speaker 2: that Father Figure by George Michael. It's a really good

1449
01:11:57,200 --> 01:11:59,519
Speaker 2: song and I can't stop listening to it. It's always

1450
01:11:59,520 --> 01:12:01,640
Speaker 2: stuck in my and it's that thing of like I

1451
01:12:01,720 --> 01:12:04,160
Speaker 2: know that people have been like, actually, like George Michael

1452
01:12:04,240 --> 01:12:06,679
Speaker 2: is actually really really good, and I've been like yeay, yeah, whatever,

1453
01:12:07,080 --> 01:12:09,800
Speaker 2: and now I'm like, damn, this shit hits. It's sort

1454
01:12:09,840 --> 01:12:11,280
Speaker 2: of like not to be a bitch, not to pit

1455
01:12:11,560 --> 01:12:14,000
Speaker 2: gay men against each other, but it's kind of choice

1456
01:12:14,000 --> 01:12:15,920
Speaker 2: of I'm down dead in a ditch. There's something about

1457
01:12:16,000 --> 01:12:19,160
Speaker 2: like like where it's like, oh, he's been like nasty

1458
01:12:19,200 --> 01:12:21,960
Speaker 2: and horny forever. We're treating like gay pop like it's

1459
01:12:21,960 --> 01:12:25,000
Speaker 2: a whole new thing, and it's like, no, sweetie, it's

1460
01:12:25,040 --> 01:12:29,840
Speaker 2: been happening forever. And I'm finding it so comforting. I'm

1461
01:12:29,880 --> 01:12:32,200
Speaker 2: finding it so catchy and then finding it so fun

1462
01:12:32,200 --> 01:12:34,519
Speaker 2: and it makes me feel like it's time to look

1463
01:12:34,560 --> 01:12:39,400
Speaker 2: back and experience new past. Shout out George Michael. Shout

1464
01:12:39,400 --> 01:12:42,439
Speaker 2: out a father figure. Put my tiny hand in yours, daddy,

1465
01:12:42,640 --> 01:12:43,600
Speaker 2: xoxo say it.

1466
01:12:44,280 --> 01:12:48,000
Speaker 1: Who Okay, I can go, I'll do. I'll do a

1467
01:12:48,000 --> 01:12:52,519
Speaker 1: movie one too. We're in letterbox mode today. Okay, folks,

1468
01:12:53,040 --> 01:12:54,960
Speaker 1: I want to give a shout out to the actor

1469
01:12:56,360 --> 01:13:00,479
Speaker 1: Channing Tatum. You know, he's easy to overlook because you're

1470
01:13:00,479 --> 01:13:02,479
Speaker 1: sort of like, oh right, you like used to be

1471
01:13:02,520 --> 01:13:05,320
Speaker 1: a stripper and magic Mike, and you're sort of a meathead.

1472
01:13:05,680 --> 01:13:07,640
Speaker 1: I think he's one of the most interesting actors in

1473
01:13:07,680 --> 01:13:10,400
Speaker 1: Hollywood right now. I recently watched Logan Lucky, which I

1474
01:13:10,439 --> 01:13:13,320
Speaker 1: hadn't seen before, absolutely stunning performance. I watched the Zoe

1475
01:13:13,560 --> 01:13:18,320
Speaker 1: Kravitz film Blink twice. Terrible movie, great work from Channing.

1476
01:13:18,840 --> 01:13:21,400
Speaker 1: I think he has such a as he's aged, he's

1477
01:13:21,439 --> 01:13:26,600
Speaker 1: agent to this very fascinating look that is like meatthead,

1478
01:13:27,360 --> 01:13:31,599
Speaker 1: meats like just like a neck, that is a person,

1479
01:13:32,200 --> 01:13:35,679
Speaker 1: and he is so he's very much like a character

1480
01:13:35,760 --> 01:13:38,360
Speaker 1: actor trapped in a leading man's body, trapped in a

1481
01:13:38,640 --> 01:13:42,080
Speaker 1: plumber's body. And I think there's a lot of talk

1482
01:13:42,120 --> 01:13:45,000
Speaker 1: about like Hollywood doesn't have interesting faces anymore. And I

1483
01:13:45,000 --> 01:13:47,640
Speaker 1: feel like people talk about Adrian Brody being someone who

1484
01:13:47,680 --> 01:13:49,880
Speaker 1: has an interesting face. And it's like, you don't have

1485
01:13:49,960 --> 01:13:52,960
Speaker 1: to be skinny like Adrian Burder to have an interesting face.

1486
01:13:52,960 --> 01:13:55,040
Speaker 1: You can be sort of meathead looking like Channing Tatum

1487
01:13:55,080 --> 01:13:57,960
Speaker 1: and have an interesting face. And so I just think

1488
01:13:57,960 --> 01:13:59,439
Speaker 1: we need to do a little more with him. And

1489
01:13:59,479 --> 01:14:01,639
Speaker 1: I'm very with this work. I think he's so talented,

1490
01:14:02,040 --> 01:14:05,320
Speaker 1: and I am gonna name my son Channing in his honor.

1491
01:14:06,360 --> 01:14:09,320
Speaker 1: Shout out to Channing Tatum.

1492
01:14:08,320 --> 01:14:13,040
Speaker 2: George, I have to did you see Deadpool and Wolverine? No,

1493
01:14:14,400 --> 01:14:18,720
Speaker 2: because Channing Tatum gives a comedic performance that is genuinely

1494
01:14:18,920 --> 01:14:23,120
Speaker 2: so funny in such a subtle, weird way where you're like, damn,

1495
01:14:23,200 --> 01:14:24,240
Speaker 2: he's really got it.

1496
01:14:24,560 --> 01:14:26,960
Speaker 1: He is one of our great geniuses.

1497
01:14:27,280 --> 01:14:31,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's one of our most genius geniuses. Okay, Spike

1498
01:14:31,360 --> 01:14:34,120
Speaker 2: or Honey. If I don't, I'm not gonna say who

1499
01:14:34,120 --> 01:14:36,920
Speaker 2: should go first? Design amongst yourselves.

1500
01:14:36,760 --> 01:14:41,840
Speaker 3: I'll go first, Okay. Shout out to Ood. Shout out

1501
01:14:41,880 --> 01:14:42,479
Speaker 3: to Ood.

1502
01:14:42,920 --> 01:14:47,559
Speaker 5: The fragrance notes, Oh, oh Ud, I've been, you know,

1503
01:14:49,000 --> 01:14:53,280
Speaker 5: developing my signature scent. I've been walking through the journey

1504
01:14:53,520 --> 01:14:58,360
Speaker 5: of how I want to hit people's noses when I

1505
01:14:58,520 --> 01:14:59,200
Speaker 5: enter a room.

1506
01:14:59,560 --> 01:15:04,000
Speaker 3: So out out to Ud because it's masculine. It kind

1507
01:15:04,000 --> 01:15:04,920
Speaker 3: of smells like poop.

1508
01:15:05,120 --> 01:15:08,000
Speaker 5: It's kind of awesome to small a little fecal when

1509
01:15:08,040 --> 01:15:13,000
Speaker 5: you realize that there's actually an entire world of dominance,

1510
01:15:13,360 --> 01:15:17,160
Speaker 5: power and magic that can be available to you if

1511
01:15:17,160 --> 01:15:20,519
Speaker 5: you remind people of anal sex anytime you kind of

1512
01:15:20,680 --> 01:15:24,520
Speaker 5: enter into a space with them. That is what empires

1513
01:15:24,560 --> 01:15:27,519
Speaker 5: have been built and then crumbled upon. So I think

1514
01:15:27,560 --> 01:15:33,240
Speaker 5: it's important to really remember that that is there.

1515
01:15:33,320 --> 01:15:35,000
Speaker 3: So shout out to Ude and smiling a little bit

1516
01:15:35,040 --> 01:15:35,679
Speaker 3: like woody poop.

1517
01:15:36,040 --> 01:15:38,000
Speaker 1: Whoa, that's wait, this is genius. And I also want

1518
01:15:38,000 --> 01:15:39,880
Speaker 1: to say I've actually shouted out this on the podcast

1519
01:15:39,880 --> 01:15:42,519
Speaker 1: before a bit. So my friend and past guests of

1520
01:15:42,560 --> 01:15:47,040
Speaker 1: the podcast, Tammy Tackle Mariam once wrote she's a food

1521
01:15:47,080 --> 01:15:50,080
Speaker 1: writer and she once wrote a piece about which wine

1522
01:15:50,160 --> 01:15:54,679
Speaker 1: to pair with eating ass, and she described the taste

1523
01:15:54,720 --> 01:15:57,639
Speaker 1: of ass as gamey, which I had never considered before

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Speaker 1: and is so obvious. And since then I have been like,

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01:16:00,640 --> 01:16:06,400
Speaker 1: this is such a gastronomical experience, and your absfinite that like,

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01:16:06,680 --> 01:16:11,840
Speaker 1: we can re eroticize facality, we just have to try.

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Speaker 3: And I also think that if we want.

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01:16:15,800 --> 01:16:18,920
Speaker 1: To that sicks so true. What what? What?

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01:16:19,080 --> 01:16:21,719
Speaker 6: There was sodomy laws because they wanted to take away

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01:16:21,840 --> 01:16:25,599
Speaker 6: the gamy, the glow of eating ass.

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Speaker 5: Yes and to all be good anti fascists. We need

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01:16:30,640 --> 01:16:34,520
Speaker 5: to make sure that sodomy and being good sodomites are ours,

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01:16:34,800 --> 01:16:37,800
Speaker 5: that we, you know, define that for ourselves, that it

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01:16:37,880 --> 01:16:42,200
Speaker 5: isn't just taken by the pederastic lords that haunt us.

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Speaker 6: Nobody talks about how like everyone's like sodom and Gomora

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01:16:45,439 --> 01:16:47,559
Speaker 6: likes whatever. It's like they had amazing art scenes in

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Speaker 6: those cities.

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Speaker 3: No one talks about that exactly. They were turning up.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, okay, Spike, what's up everybody out there in Tinseltown.

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Speaker 6: I want to give a shout out to my birthplace,

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Speaker 6: Los Angeles. I know what you are thinking when you

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01:17:06,160 --> 01:17:10,479
Speaker 6: look at me, that guy's from LA. I people often

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01:17:10,520 --> 01:17:13,200
Speaker 6: tell me all the time, you don't seem like you're

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01:17:13,200 --> 01:17:14,600
Speaker 6: from LA.

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01:17:14,760 --> 01:17:15,559
Speaker 4: What does that mean?

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01:17:15,640 --> 01:17:18,559
Speaker 6: It means that the popular opinion of someone from LA

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01:17:18,800 --> 01:17:22,519
Speaker 6: is that they suck. That's not all the way completely true.

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01:17:22,640 --> 01:17:24,720
Speaker 6: That's only a little true, and it's not true in

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Speaker 6: this case. I love Los Angeles. It is one of

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01:17:27,560 --> 01:17:30,000
Speaker 6: the most iconic places in the world. There is no

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01:17:30,160 --> 01:17:33,160
Speaker 6: place like it. I love New York, but Los Angeles

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01:17:33,600 --> 01:17:38,400
Speaker 6: is a cultural epicenter. It made our imaginations what they are,

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01:17:38,920 --> 01:17:41,320
Speaker 6: and I just love it so much. And the next

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01:17:41,360 --> 01:17:44,720
Speaker 6: time you think I don't seem like I'm from LA,

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01:17:45,000 --> 01:17:48,160
Speaker 6: it's because you are saying that I seem Jewish, which

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01:17:48,160 --> 01:17:48,960
Speaker 6: you equate.

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01:17:48,720 --> 01:17:50,280
Speaker 4: From with being in New York.

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01:17:50,800 --> 01:17:51,120
Speaker 1: Wow.

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01:17:51,920 --> 01:17:55,000
Speaker 6: Oh quick, last shout out to Blood Smells good, tastes good.

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01:17:56,760 --> 01:18:04,040
Speaker 3: Yeah, pop, honey, I can't.

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01:18:03,800 --> 01:18:08,880
Speaker 4: Believe I'm so upset that we're talking about.

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01:18:09,280 --> 01:18:12,240
Speaker 1: Also, like graphic design wise, you know they both have

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01:18:12,320 --> 01:18:14,320
Speaker 1: two o's. You could so easily do it, sort of

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01:18:14,360 --> 01:18:16,920
Speaker 1: like fun blood and poop logo. That's true.

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01:18:17,080 --> 01:18:19,880
Speaker 2: Also, Spike, I do think people thinking you're not from

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01:18:20,000 --> 01:18:22,800
Speaker 2: LA shows like a misunderstand, like people don't know what

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01:18:23,000 --> 01:18:25,599
Speaker 2: LA is. Yeah I am.

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01:18:25,680 --> 01:18:27,000
Speaker 4: I'm incredibly haunted.

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01:18:27,800 --> 01:18:32,639
Speaker 6: I'm incredibly like old and scary, and yet everybody wants

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01:18:32,680 --> 01:18:35,120
Speaker 6: a piece. People come there thinking there to me think

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01:18:35,160 --> 01:18:38,120
Speaker 6: they're going to find themselves. They realize just how lost

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01:18:38,160 --> 01:18:41,479
Speaker 6: they are, and they tremble in my wake. I am

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01:18:41,520 --> 01:18:44,000
Speaker 6: too powerful for them, and that is exactly why I'm

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01:18:44,040 --> 01:18:46,920
Speaker 6: like Los Angeles. And I'm also a fun, fun, fun

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01:18:47,080 --> 01:18:50,200
Speaker 6: surfer boy till my daddy took my t bird away.

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01:18:51,439 --> 01:18:54,679
Speaker 2: Well see Spike and Honey on tour. And also we're

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Speaker 2: going to be in San Francisco on the seventeenth of

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01:18:57,439 --> 01:18:58,800
Speaker 2: January from Sketch Fest.

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Speaker 4: Sam's on the show.

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Speaker 2: And I'm on the show in La on the nineteenth.

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01:19:04,479 --> 01:19:07,559
Speaker 6: Yes, yes, yes, day before the inauguration, day before the audation.

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Speaker 2: Damn all right, y'all. Wow, Well, thanks so this has

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01:19:10,960 --> 01:19:11,599
Speaker 2: been a real treat.

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01:19:12,200 --> 01:19:17,440
Speaker 5: Thanks so much for having us lovell laws by Bye bye.

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