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Speaker 4: Listen to some good music, smiling like this, I'm gonna
Speaker 4: be a great day, Like hopefully Ernest will make me laugh,
Speaker 4: Like it's gonna be great. Let me stop in, get
Speaker 4: a nice little sandwich, get a couple of lattes for
Speaker 4: the boys. I gotta get back in the truck. I
Speaker 4: leave my latte sitting on the middle console. Hit a bump.
Speaker 4: It goes everywhere. I try to grab it before it falls.
Speaker 5: Latte. Yeah, latte fucking everywhere, dude.
Speaker 4: And it's in It's around my USh, it's around the
Speaker 4: stick shift, it's in the cup holders.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 4: I was so pissed off, dude. I was like, how
Speaker 4: can I fucking punish myself? Because I was at mat
Speaker 4: I took a straw. I took the straw out and
Speaker 4: started sucking up all the latte.
Speaker 2: Was that how you punished yourself?
Speaker 5: Yeah? I was like, I don't care.
Speaker 4: I don't care if it's dirty, like any little piece,
Speaker 4: I'd spit out.
Speaker 5: But I was like, yeah, I gotta handle this. And
Speaker 5: I was so pissed off. Who's your buddy that can?
Speaker 5: Is your buddy?
Speaker 2: The game?
Speaker 5: Ryan? Ryan?
Speaker 4: I saw him walking by the truck and I'm just
Speaker 4: like fucking dipping a shirt and stuff to get it
Speaker 4: all cleaned up. And I'm looking at uh Ryan, and
Speaker 4: I was like, is this ernest? Like I thought he
Speaker 4: had a fucking mullet.
Speaker 5: Well, I've been working I've.
Speaker 2: Been working out something.
Speaker 4: I was like, yeah, I was like, is this Ryan,
Speaker 4: Like he looks like a like a regular dude. And
Speaker 4: then I get on the bus and of course like
Speaker 4: I'm like, okay, this fuck this makes sense.
Speaker 2: I've never I've never been had like suicidal thoughts ever
Speaker 2: my entire life. But anything if I break a glass
Speaker 2: or I spill something for some reason, I'm just like, yeah,
Speaker 2: you should just kill yourself.
Speaker 5: I was ready to.
Speaker 2: I I jump a lot of hurdles to get to
Speaker 2: the end point. You know what, maybe just maybe just
Speaker 2: maybe just finish it and then it's over and then
Speaker 2: you don't we clean it up. Yes, I said, I
Speaker 2: made a mess. My body as a mess. I'm gonna
Speaker 2: make a bigger mess. Yeah exactly.
Speaker 5: I was like so mean to myself.
Speaker 4: I'm like, will you dumb motherfucker you get you gotta
Speaker 4: figure this out, like take my own life, you Okay,
Speaker 4: let's use a shraw. It's a little more.
Speaker 2: We could start loving ourselves we could love ourselves a
Speaker 2: little more. Yeah, I probably could.
Speaker 4: I wanted what my own ass. Dude, I was like, yeah,
Speaker 4: I gotta keep my composure. I'll just wait untill the
Speaker 4: story on the pop.
Speaker 5: Yeah, no doubt.
Speaker 2: I mean this bus usually positive vibes and start the
Speaker 2: bus off ernest.
Speaker 5: I'm glad you're here.
Speaker 2: A couple of things, A couple of housekeeping items. What's
Speaker 2: what that chain? Is it getting?
Speaker 5: Turn your net green?
Speaker 2: Or is that real? Neither? All right? Go ahead. I've
Speaker 2: had it for three and a half four years. My
Speaker 2: wife got for me, and we're talking about a couple
Speaker 2: hundred bucks.
Speaker 5: You have a wife?
Speaker 2: Can do You have a wife?
Speaker 5: Got a wife? You're married?
Speaker 6: I got a married wife.
Speaker 2: I got well, she's married. She's also married.
Speaker 6: All you've been married for two and a half years,
Speaker 6: been together for seven. Another Nashville native Nice, He's a
Speaker 6: graphic design artist, photographer.
Speaker 2: Badass.
Speaker 6: Keeps me in line most of the time.
Speaker 2: Unbelievable. Yeah, how does she feel about your workout regiments?
Speaker 2: Like you go in there? She films it, dude?
Speaker 5: Does she really?
Speaker 6: The last the last two times I've gone to the
Speaker 6: y have been for content only for content.
Speaker 2: I've been in there for five ho there for five minutes?
Speaker 5: What hang on? Hang on back of what's the workout thing?
Speaker 5: Are you serious? Yeah?
Speaker 6: I mean I mean like fifteen million, it's not.
Speaker 5: A big deal.
Speaker 2: It's just yeah, positive. I don't know if you know.
Speaker 2: There's our boy or us here. He's like he's I
Speaker 2: wouldn't say a bodybuilder, but I wouldn't say cross Like
Speaker 2: he is the muscle build and the strength of a bodybuilder,
Speaker 2: but the endurance of a CrossFit. Yeah, he's like he's
Speaker 2: like Rich Throning, but bigger and more athletic.
Speaker 5: Yeah, okay, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2: Yeah, let's see what we got here.
Speaker 6: There's a Kenny Rogers I was telling about. See if
Speaker 6: I look half that good when I'm sixty five. Yeah,
Speaker 6: this is up and Adams. This is the workout I
Speaker 6: came out with the other day.
Speaker 2: Yeah, with the warm up, you gotta wake up, you
Speaker 2: gotta fucking stretch it out, and then let's go crack
Speaker 2: one open. There you got and then we're here. This
Speaker 2: is our ice lunges.
Speaker 6: Okay, because you never know when you're gonna fucking pull over,
Speaker 6: pull something up. And then n Ice is sitting there
Speaker 6: and now you gotta be ready to go.
Speaker 5: Yeah, no doubt. These are these are your isometrics if.
Speaker 2: You get ice. The first thing I think about is, man,
Speaker 2: I hope my knees are warmed up. You don't even
Speaker 2: it doesn't even matter to you, I'm sure always.
Speaker 6: And these are just your beer curls. Twelve hours beer curl.
Speaker 2: And oh yeah, the shake off the met move. Yeah,
Speaker 2: because you know when you first crack it, a little
Speaker 2: bit of foam. Yeah, you're gonna get ye every time
Speaker 2: you gotta slip that drip. You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 6: Yeah, So yeah, like I say, I like to just
Speaker 6: you know, stay stay in shape. I get they ready,
Speaker 6: practice practice like you play. This was the first one
Speaker 6: that was the o G. I was aid to why
Speaker 6: my wife was doing arms and I stood behind her,
Speaker 6: just like ready to go. And I was like, you
Speaker 6: know what, fuck it? So I picked up a couple,
Speaker 6: I picked up a couple dumb bells, handed her my phone.
Speaker 6: I said go over here and film me. And she
Speaker 6: rolls her eyes. Our relationship is her rolling her eyes.
Speaker 5: I believe it. I believe it.
Speaker 2: I love that.
Speaker 5: That's mostly my wife and I have relationship.
Speaker 2: Yeas well, it's love. I can't believe I didn't think
Speaker 2: about it. I spend most of my life in the gym.
Speaker 2: I don't get much done, but I like that place.
Speaker 5: I go there.
Speaker 2: Yeah, why do you go to the one down Marylyn Farms?
Speaker 2: Why in Brientwood?
Speaker 6: Most of the time, green Hills is technically closer. I
Speaker 6: gotta be honest. Every time I go to green Hills,
Speaker 6: I leave depressed because it feels like a geriatric facility. Really, yeah,
Speaker 6: it's like a nursing home.
Speaker 2: Yeah, see, I've heard of it.
Speaker 4: I feel like I would thrive in a place like
Speaker 4: this because I would just want to shame everybody, like, yeah,
Speaker 4: this is this is me over here working out hardest ship.
Speaker 6: But I don't work out hardest ship. I go in there,
Speaker 6: I'm like, this is not the vibe to do my drinking.
Speaker 2: I think the more the.
Speaker 5: More people are looking at you, the better. Yeah.
Speaker 2: If you got people looking at like what the fuck
Speaker 2: is this guy doing? It makes the content so much better? Right.
Speaker 2: We might have to go out one day and get
Speaker 2: a little workout.
Speaker 6: It I think. I think that's for sure. I have
Speaker 6: a new workout I want to work on. It's like,
Speaker 6: you know what you put the forty five on a
Speaker 6: barbell and you do squats and balance the ship. Well,
Speaker 6: that's the other end of the barbells on the ground.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's the opposite.
Speaker 6: I need a partner and it's basically the beer bong squat,
Speaker 6: So I'll have the forty five pound weight. It's like
Speaker 6: I'm hitting a beer boll and got a partner holding
Speaker 6: the other end.
Speaker 2: Up. There you go. So visual.
Speaker 5: Is a guy. You get on board with her you
Speaker 5: just absolutely hate.
Speaker 2: Yes, yeah, I signed up that get shave a mullet
Speaker 2: into your head. You've made a choice of I'm gonna
Speaker 2: be fifty to fifty on most people i've met.
Speaker 5: Yep.
Speaker 2: But honestly, you've got one too right here. I don't
Speaker 2: know how the rest of the past feels that. I'm
Speaker 2: a big fanude. What I'm what I'm a little worried
Speaker 2: about is the mullet doesn't worry me. The workers don't
Speaker 2: worry me. It's July and you're wearing sweatpants. I'm not
Speaker 2: wearing sweats Those are psychopath.
Speaker 5: That's a psychopath.
Speaker 2: I'm a psychopath.
Speaker 6: But it's also shameless self promotion.
Speaker 2: I got South Iron on the side here nice, so
Speaker 2: they're my pants.
Speaker 5: You know you made those.
Speaker 2: I had the maid, you had the man, but you
Speaker 2: didn't make them. No are you selling those?
Speaker 6: Uh?
Speaker 2: These are one of ones. But I've thought about it.
Speaker 2: Did you know if you went to bustin w TV
Speaker 2: dot com you can get all the merch you want.
Speaker 2: You can go get T shirts, you can get a
Speaker 2: We'll make you get you some uh jakuzi.
Speaker 6: I would love that. I'm gonna can I go do that?
Speaker 5: Now? We can't.
Speaker 2: We can absolutely get that and we'll be right back.
Speaker 2: Yeahs that don't exist, and we do it. Will has
Speaker 2: been trying to get a sponsors for the longest time. Dude,
Speaker 2: it's fucking It's tough.
Speaker 5: We probably have.
Speaker 2: Will hasn't really worked at it.
Speaker 5: Again.
Speaker 4: You know, we don't know what time for what world
Speaker 4: we're in right now. We could we could be we
Speaker 4: could we could be advertising.
Speaker 5: So my my favorite thing.
Speaker 2: About the way Will remembers that is after you said
Speaker 2: that last time, we even said, hey, Will, don't say
Speaker 2: those things in the podcast because it's very unprofessional looking,
Speaker 2: and he said, yeah, you're right, I got a look
Speaker 2: at that, and then here we are, here we are.
Speaker 5: Well, you're not thinking like you gotta think sometimes before
Speaker 5: you talk. No, I don't.
Speaker 2: This is what this can film next week, it can
Speaker 2: film right now.
Speaker 5: You know what. We're gonna post this podcast right after fix.
Speaker 2: See how that works. We'll be right back. We'll be
Speaker 2: right back with this monsors we now have. Now it's fixed,
Speaker 2: and now we're bad fixed.
Speaker 5: So listen.
Speaker 2: I gotta.
Speaker 5: I gotta the only way I know you and you
Speaker 5: so you sink you do music?
Speaker 2: I do music?
Speaker 5: You do?
Speaker 2: What do you play? Do you play at all?
Speaker 6: I play a little guitar, play a little piano, started
Speaker 6: doing that stuff.
Speaker 5: Oh man.
Speaker 6: Early as I can remember, my older cousin always play
Speaker 6: like he had electric guitars around, So I would, you know,
Speaker 6: shittily play the guitar. But I had a keen in
Speaker 6: piano early on my grandmother's house after church on Sundays,
Speaker 6: I'd go and like just play the notes for like
Speaker 6: as the deer pants for the water. And they none
Speaker 6: of my family's musical at all, like my parents and stuff,
Speaker 6: so they were just like, oh, but they didn't notice
Speaker 6: support it. They were just like, that's cool.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 6: Third grade Christmas, I got a banjo and the Space
Speaker 6: Jam soundtrack that Christmas and my life so It's been
Speaker 6: the best Christmas of your entire life easily, bro, Because
Speaker 6: like I discovered fucking hip hop R and B all
Speaker 6: that ship through the Space Jam soundtrack. And then I
Speaker 6: got the banjo and I was like turn onto like
Speaker 6: Earl Scruggs and Lester Flat and started like I took
Speaker 6: like a month or two of banjo lessons and learned
Speaker 6: the songs that I can play now, learned like four songs.
Speaker 6: Quit that's all. That's all I can do a banjo.
Speaker 6: I can rip a banjo for four songs.
Speaker 5: I love it.
Speaker 2: You do it right now?
Speaker 5: You get rip a band a banjo here? Yeah? Right now?
Speaker 5: Do we actually have a banjo in the back? How
Speaker 5: do you find it?
Speaker 2: They haven't bring it out?
Speaker 5: Start getting it?
Speaker 2: Was my first Rob Jackson.
Speaker 5: You're in Nashville.
Speaker 2: You're in Nasville, dide I can find any lesson for
Speaker 2: anything out here?
Speaker 5: Yeah, play the.
Speaker 2: Piece.
Speaker 4: Talk about the phone call conversation you have and you're like, yo,
Speaker 4: we should have his cam. I'm gonna give him a call.
Speaker 4: And then he talked about when you called them he's
Speaker 4: like playing PlayStation.
Speaker 2: Yeah, if I called you? I called I called you,
Speaker 2: and I'm like, Yo, what's up, man. No, man, I'm
Speaker 2: just out here playing some PlayStation right, a little two
Speaker 2: K so pretty busy day.
Speaker 5: What's going on?
Speaker 2: That's how That's how our entire conversation started. It was
Speaker 2: I'm not gonna lie. I was a little nervous coming
Speaker 2: into this thing. I know what to expect, but honestly,
Speaker 2: I haven't been let down at all. Will you've let
Speaker 2: me down? Lesson? Will lets me down? He lets me
Speaker 2: down so much in this timeframe. Usually when we start
Speaker 2: the bus.
Speaker 5: It's mutual. Let me already, watch it's mutual every day
Speaker 5: of our lives. Dude.
Speaker 2: Well that man, it's a friendship.
Speaker 6: That's what friends afford.
Speaker 2: I'm in the I'm in the market for a new one.
Speaker 2: So if you got me, I got none, so got none.
Speaker 2: I got my.
Speaker 5: Bullet, so.
Speaker 2: I had to shave a bullet. Dude, you're looking to
Speaker 2: see you won't I well, no, don't would that. I
Speaker 2: know you would, and you should.
Speaker 5: I should.
Speaker 2: I could probably get this lettuce back a little bit,
Speaker 2: but I gotta deal a little more because I got
Speaker 2: that good I got that good curl.
Speaker 5: Yes, that's what I'm saying.
Speaker 2: Your mullet would be luscious coming out of the back
Speaker 2: of a helmet on a windy sunday. God do you
Speaker 2: theo Von the comedian. Yeah, he's great.
Speaker 5: He's solid, dude.
Speaker 2: He's got that.
Speaker 5: That's sweet.
Speaker 2: He's got a great mullet.
Speaker 6: He's got a good go tea to compliment the mullet.
Speaker 6: Facial hair with a mullet is kind of important.
Speaker 2: I kind of got the full beard thing. Wife won't
Speaker 2: let me do a go tea here. I'd have one. Oh,
Speaker 2: you know, it would be sweet as if you had
Speaker 2: a go tea with some mutton chops, that you had
Speaker 2: that good space between here and here, but then you
Speaker 2: bring it down half half cheek, just anna bellum. God,
Speaker 2: you look so fucking good, dude.
Speaker 6: I got no chill too, so it would like look
Speaker 6: like it neither.
Speaker 5: I know, dude, I got this.
Speaker 2: I got this week. I got my eyes and knocked
Speaker 2: out in the week one of the game and a
Speaker 2: week one last year, And I thought to myself as
Speaker 2: soon as I woke up like that, you got a
Speaker 2: fucking get some surgery done him on this chin.
Speaker 5: Dude, you got a glass chin.
Speaker 2: They sell those things.
Speaker 6: I saw a commercial I guess it was a sponsored
Speaker 6: ad on Instagram, which I guess fucking Instagram had heard
Speaker 6: me talking about how I ain't got no jaw. Yeah,
Speaker 6: and uh, they got these little fucking balls you can
Speaker 6: chew on.
Speaker 2: There's a little it's a it's a you put in
Speaker 2: the front of you.
Speaker 6: Like, get a medium or a well done steak and
Speaker 6: eat that instead.
Speaker 2: Be honest, I'd buy the ship that ye imagine you
Speaker 2: imagine how handsome might be with a with a an
Speaker 2: actual jaw line, you'd be decent. Quit your job, fucking
Speaker 2: I quit everything. Yeah, I just be handsome. What's that guy?
Speaker 2: Do he professionally handsome?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Does he get paid? I don't really think he does.
Speaker 2: It just needs handsome, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 5: Yeah, you don't get paid.
Speaker 2: That's you don't have dude. It's it's the world of Instagram.
Speaker 2: You look good, they send you free ship.
Speaker 5: Yeah, dude. Period.
Speaker 2: Well, we had an watch out Will try not to
Speaker 2: fuck this whole thing up. We had Sean Booth on
Speaker 2: the on the podcast, and I'm looking I get to
Speaker 2: look at Will every day and like, Sean's got the beard,
Speaker 2: he's got the jaw line, he's got the veins coming
Speaker 2: out of the arms. And I'm looking back and forth.
Speaker 2: I'm like, yo, like will legit is like the way
Speaker 2: uglier version of Sean Like you could see it, like
Speaker 2: he's got no jaw line.
Speaker 5: He fixed his jaws.
Speaker 2: Do you see this jaw line? You see his shoulder
Speaker 2: like he wore a tank top and I told him
Speaker 2: earlier we actually did arms. Today you can't tell, but
Speaker 2: I'm saying, like his shoulders, his shoulders, there's usually a
Speaker 2: definition a part where you're like, oh, that's what the
Speaker 2: shoulder ends and where the bicup starts.
Speaker 5: We already got a backup. You already messed up with
Speaker 5: got like have you seen have you hang on? Hang on?
Speaker 5: You had your You already had your turn, Bud, you
Speaker 5: had your turn.
Speaker 2: You know, you know when you have like in the
Speaker 2: movie like chasing at like a pig store.
Speaker 4: You know what I'm saying, you had You did really
Speaker 4: bad job. He talked about my jaw line. Do you
Speaker 4: see this jaw structure like Taylor's jaw lying. I don't
Speaker 4: know if you've seen the The X Men movies where
Speaker 4: the father he like melts on the ground.
Speaker 5: It's just his face.
Speaker 4: That's how Taylor like looks looks like a melted face
Speaker 4: into the ground flubber called they want to do their
Speaker 4: sequel with you.
Speaker 5: Oh, that's that's such a bad joke. It's it's not
Speaker 5: a bad joke.
Speaker 2: That's probably one of you.
Speaker 4: You literally you literally go, hey, Will has a bad
Speaker 4: jaw line, like just look at the jaw, ude, Hey, step.
Speaker 2: Back, your head is look at Joe small and your
Speaker 2: neck is so bait.
Speaker 5: Dude, dude, I'm a good looking cat. I really don't
Speaker 5: even need someone.
Speaker 2: Pull up, Hey, pull up Will Compton twenty sixteen.
Speaker 5: Go ahead, do that. It's the twenty nineteen.
Speaker 2: You know what You're just what you mean to do.
Speaker 2: I'm all fucking natural, dude. You're a phony.
Speaker 4: You're not on they last year, last year, this one
Speaker 4: that makes picked.
Speaker 2: Hey, when your mouth is closed, I agree with you.
Speaker 2: To get the red someone the red kinds with him smiling.
Speaker 5: Bro damn. Hey the boy did He's got some chompers on.
Speaker 2: As a wood schipper back in Missouri before people will
Speaker 2: call the short found the NFL. Dude, he was like, yo,
Speaker 2: I gotta chip some wood to day, dude. That's what
Speaker 2: he fucking did.
Speaker 4: Taylor last year after I got my teeth, He's like, hey,
Speaker 4: I'm thinking about getting beard plugs, no doubt, don't tell anybody,
Speaker 4: but I didn't do it.
Speaker 5: And look as you did.
Speaker 2: You ruined, You ruined. If that's a friendship breaker, dude,
Speaker 2: that's fine.
Speaker 6: You're trying to right, you're trying to run right now.
Speaker 2: Confidence here you were gonna beard plugs? Who was getting?
Speaker 1: You?
Speaker 5: Want to.
Speaker 2: Joe? You know what? A fucking ricket?
Speaker 3: You know what?
Speaker 5: Yeah? Will? Okay?
Speaker 2: So Will got his teeth thumb I said, God damn,
Speaker 2: I gotta, I gotta maybe there's something I could do.
Speaker 5: Why am I six?
Speaker 2: Just shut the fuck up and are hurt? So I
Speaker 2: do this fucking guy? I had these like I had
Speaker 2: these patches in here. You know what I'm saying. I
Speaker 2: got that full earnest beard. I don't got that that
Speaker 2: white treasure loves seven. So I thought to myself, Yo,
Speaker 2: I might just go out to l A and I
Speaker 2: might just might just do it. And I look at
Speaker 2: Will because Will's with my really good friends plummeting right now,
Speaker 2: and I called him like, Yo, did you got the
Speaker 2: teeth thumb on?
Speaker 5: How do you feel?
Speaker 2: Did you feel to sell out when you did? He's like, honestly,
Speaker 2: at first, I kind of did, but I was like,
Speaker 2: you know, once I did, I was like, no regirts.
Speaker 2: So I was like, I gotta fuck it. I gotta
Speaker 2: get this thing going. Long story short, dude, I just
Speaker 2: looked in the mirror one day and I was like, dude,
Speaker 2: I love you, and he said it back at the
Speaker 2: same time. So I was like, damn, Like these dudes
Speaker 2: really really just kind of.
Speaker 5: Have a connection.
Speaker 2: I'm thinking about yo, yo, I've been talking to myself
Speaker 2: for twenty five minutes in the mirror. I can't leave
Speaker 2: this guy, right.
Speaker 5: You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna let it rid. I'm gonna let it roll
Speaker 2: in there, dude, and if if by the some grace
Speaker 2: of the fucking Holy Spirit or whoever the hell's up there,
Speaker 2: gives me a full beard someday, I'm gonna call Will's ass, dude,
Speaker 2: and I'm gonna fucking I'm gonna go back to Bontai,
Speaker 2: Missouri where he's at. Yeah, because becaus now where I'm
Speaker 2: gonna be because I because I kicked him out of
Speaker 2: this podcast. Now he's fucking broke. He went to Bontai,
Speaker 2: fucking Missouri, and I'm gonna go there, and the only
Speaker 2: thing he's gonna have. He's gonna have wrinkly leather skin
Speaker 2: because he's so old and he works out and he
Speaker 2: works in the fucking farms. Dude, farm, He's got a
Speaker 2: farmer's hand, and I'm gonna punch out his right front
Speaker 2: tooth and he won't have enough money to fix it, dude.
Speaker 2: And I'll have just one of those little dangly things,
Speaker 2: and I'll say, remember twenty nineteen, dude, and I'll leave
Speaker 2: and I'll get in my private jet and I'll fucking
Speaker 2: fly out of there. Dude.
Speaker 5: I'm like, get me out of this. I'm done.
Speaker 2: I'm fucking done with this guy.
Speaker 5: Dude.
Speaker 2: Welcome to plus so disrespect. That was a friendship code,
Speaker 2: you know.
Speaker 5: I don't know why you got a point. Yeah, I
Speaker 5: don't know why.
Speaker 2: I don't want to know what you.
Speaker 5: Put the finger.
Speaker 2: Put the finger, bro you always so in love. I
Speaker 2: don't get that tastes a good catch a boogy. You
Speaker 2: pick your nose a lot? What's the deal?
Speaker 6: I found myself picking my nose a lot. This is
Speaker 6: the first time I've ever been asked that. But uh, yeah,
Speaker 6: I think I do. Actually I'm not necessarily probably, but
Speaker 6: I'm the guy in the car that will be fucking
Speaker 6: digging for no reason with my pinky. Probably i'd like
Speaker 6: to say I'm itching, but I really feel like I
Speaker 6: have a booger up there.
Speaker 5: Scrape, scrape the whole border. Yeah. You know. Sometimes I'll
Speaker 5: think to myself, like, I got to be the only
Speaker 5: dude who picks my nose as much.
Speaker 4: Yeah no, And I think people catch me, but I'm like,
Speaker 4: they're not catching me.
Speaker 2: That's why I got titted windows. I had tinted windows, dude.
Speaker 2: But the thing is that you're front. I remember back
Speaker 2: in the day, my dad and I were driving and
Speaker 2: we're going down the street, the street, and we're at
Speaker 2: a stoplight, and my dad said, look at this girl.
Speaker 5: And I looked in the rear.
Speaker 2: View mirror, and this chick's just going to poundtown.
Speaker 5: Dude.
Speaker 2: She is getting after this same I swear to god,
Speaker 2: she was trying to give herself brain damage.
Speaker 5: And she looked at it.
Speaker 2: I goes watch or watch or watch or watch or
Speaker 2: watch her and she just slow mode brought it into
Speaker 2: her mouth and ate it. And so every time I
Speaker 2: picked my nose, I'm like sitting there to light. Dude,
Speaker 2: I'm in that thing hard because I don't know what
Speaker 2: it is like. When I was ten years old, I
Speaker 2: was sitting in my house and I'm thinking to myself,
Speaker 2: like I'm watching Castaway, Yeah, what would I do if
Speaker 2: if something like that happened to me? And as I'm thinking,
Speaker 2: for some reason, my thinking feeling my nervous tick, I
Speaker 2: had to pick my nose. So I picked my nose
Speaker 2: and I picked it. I was like ten, I picked
Speaker 2: it and then I ate it up and I was like, yo,
Speaker 2: you're a genius. If you ever get if you're over
Speaker 2: an island, you're not dead. Just food source up here
Speaker 2: that you can just eat and it'll be over of
Speaker 2: a whole. I have a whole ecosystem at ten though,
Speaker 2: Yeah that's fine.
Speaker 6: At twenty seven, that is about the only other time
Speaker 6: you're just like, I'm about to fucking dominate this booker.
Speaker 6: You're stranding on island.
Speaker 2: It's been like three days.
Speaker 4: I like, you, like, keep yourself from like picking it.
Speaker 4: You let it grow in there. Yeah, I'm about to
Speaker 4: go in on this.
Speaker 2: Naked and Afraid. You'll watch Naked in Afraid. No, I
Speaker 2: haven't seen it.
Speaker 5: It's great.
Speaker 6: Yeah I have, it's great, but I'm it's a perfect show.
Speaker 6: No and I wouldn't be. But I'm just saying if
Speaker 6: I would be a Day one, I'd be fucking starring.
Speaker 6: Be Like, I'm not going to look for fucking avocados.
Speaker 6: I'm picking my boogers.
Speaker 2: That's it.
Speaker 6: I'm saving energy I.
Speaker 2: Made make the girl or whatever through all the work.
Speaker 2: She's there interview like that fucking piece of ship. That
Speaker 2: that that dynamic, It just it just cuts to me.
Speaker 6: Avocados sitting on a fucking branch, just tossing boogers back
Speaker 6: like grapes.
Speaker 2: Like you put them in his own mallet, put it
Speaker 2: on a branch like a person do it for you. Yeah.
Speaker 5: I did a Naked and Afraid Vine when Vine was out. Yeah,
Speaker 5: that go, well it was I didn't. I don't think
Speaker 5: I posted that one. I don't know.
Speaker 4: I was like, uh so I got naked, obviously, and
Speaker 4: there was a I just took a plant from the
Speaker 4: house and sat it next to a mirror and then
Speaker 4: just kind of panned it around and I literally just go,
Speaker 4: I'm just naked and afraid at this point, because you know,
Speaker 4: why didn't you boat that? I know I was in
Speaker 4: college and you know you're like brainwashed and like, okay,
Speaker 4: you coach would get pissed about this one.
Speaker 5: Oh my, she only had what seven seconds to make
Speaker 5: a video?
Speaker 2: Or six second seconds?
Speaker 5: Did you do you?
Speaker 2: Definitely advice?
Speaker 5: I did.
Speaker 6: I had a had a It was like it would
Speaker 6: have been like twenty twelve times.
Speaker 5: No, but I have that video saved on my phone.
Speaker 2: I hope you was that phone thirty three years old?
Speaker 6: Apparently?
Speaker 2: Yeah, Jesus Christ.
Speaker 5: Guys. You guys know it's data transfers when you get
Speaker 5: an does it?
Speaker 2: I mean, you know, honest honestly, I don't own a computer.
Speaker 2: That's a lot. I own a computer. I haven't used
Speaker 2: a computer like two three years. Yeah, there you go.
Speaker 2: I got to FedEx to print my stuff out, Prince,
Speaker 2: I actually think, will go do it?
Speaker 5: I found it?
Speaker 2: Didn't Oh ship, that's my new ring tone. Dude to
Speaker 2: me that, that's great.
Speaker 5: Play it again, playing against I canna hear it.
Speaker 2: I'm just naked.
Speaker 5: You see the beginning where I'm like naked, A little
Speaker 5: butt crack back there.
Speaker 2: That's hilarious.
Speaker 6: Dude, Oh my god, quick, you just found that?
Speaker 5: Did you have that?
Speaker 2: Like you had that in the video, the two pairs
Speaker 2: of flip flops. I'm just naked.
Speaker 6: Afraid at this point.
Speaker 2: One of these other videos.
Speaker 5: Dude, I don't keep dude.
Speaker 2: We just found the Vine gold standard, hungover, hungry, please
Speaker 2: help look at it. You you probably got hair and
Speaker 2: plants too, didn't you? Because your hair is a little
Speaker 2: thinner in there.
Speaker 5: It is a little hit thinner in the corners. No,
Speaker 5: I don't have a hair. I don't have a hair.
Speaker 2: Please.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I don't believe yet yet. Yeah, it's.
Speaker 2: Uh Sunday scaries, dude. Nothing worse than the Sunday scares
Speaker 2: was this.
Speaker 6: I wish Vine came back.
Speaker 5: That was gonna be cool. Vine was fun, dude.
Speaker 2: It was fun.
Speaker 5: I forgot about that hey ball that let me get
Speaker 5: my phone back?
Speaker 6: No, nope, Oh man, this is good.
Speaker 2: I wish we could live.
Speaker 5: We got a transition right here. You had a heart
Speaker 5: attack senior year of high school.
Speaker 2: Oh wow, coca cocaine, cocaine accessories?
Speaker 6: What in cocaine? Surprisingly, it was really it was. This
Speaker 6: was It's called myocarditis. It was a viral infection.
Speaker 2: Super watch yourself.
Speaker 6: Sorry, yeah, dude, it was like a sinus infection, but
Speaker 6: instead of it going to my sinus as it went
Speaker 6: to my myocardian.
Speaker 2: This is the most I know about the anatomy.
Speaker 6: By the way, just for like, wow, this guy's I
Speaker 6: didn't know where my fun was before this, but but uh,
Speaker 6: the the ship went to my myocardian and then my
Speaker 6: immune system attacked.
Speaker 2: It is on a Sunday.
Speaker 6: I'm just having a Sunday, having a Sunday on Sunday,
Speaker 6: having a Sunday on a Sunday.
Speaker 2: I love it, man, And uh, I thought.
Speaker 5: I was.
Speaker 6: You know, when you're running in cold weather and it
Speaker 6: feels like you're breathing in like a fiery ice or whatever,
Speaker 6: it's tough to breathe. Maybe that's just fat guys.
Speaker 5: I looked, and I still see.
Speaker 2: Him, like nobody. Okay, yeah, well.
Speaker 6: Against you you're a professional athletes being an average guy
Speaker 6: running running and you're just like, hey, think I'm dying.
Speaker 5: It was like that.
Speaker 6: But I hadn't done shit that day, and I was like, man, dude,
Speaker 6: this doesn't feel right. So I went to the hospital
Speaker 6: with my mom and they took forever in the er.
Speaker 2: They ran like e kg and shit, and uh doctor came.
Speaker 6: He was like, well, I think you're probably just having
Speaker 6: an asthma attack because of allergies. I was like, okay,
Speaker 6: never had asthma before whatever, So he gave me a
Speaker 6: breathing treatment, sent me home, felt better throughout the day.
Speaker 6: That night, that pain came back, like times twenty. This
Speaker 6: is two weeks into district tournament. This is a district
Speaker 6: tournament's senior year baseball, Like, we're having a fucking great run.
Speaker 6: I was a pitcher having a good season. This happened
Speaker 6: on a Sunday. Then went back in the back in
Speaker 6: the hospital that night. They come back, They're like, well,
Speaker 6: I know you're here earlier and we tested you for
Speaker 6: a heart attack and you weren't having one.
Speaker 2: We're gonna do it one more time. So they ran the.
Speaker 6: Test and doctors like you were having you were having
Speaker 6: a heart attack right now. My mom was like she
Speaker 6: walked out of the fucking room, like calling everybody crying.
Speaker 2: So you're a hold on time. So you your mom
Speaker 2: just left yet.
Speaker 5: Another one. This is my one.
Speaker 6: I was adopted three weeks old. I was like, great,
Speaker 6: now I gotta go get adopted again. But no, she
Speaker 6: walked out. She she was like freaking out. Obviously, we
Speaker 6: weren't expecting to have a heart attack that night.
Speaker 7: Uh, but it was a great we weren't We weren't
Speaker 7: expecting to have a heart attack. Dude, you know how
Speaker 7: good of a fucking weapon piece that is when you're
Speaker 7: in a fight with a girlfriend and she's being a bitch.
Speaker 2: Yeah, your wife, your wife, listen to this right now,
Speaker 2: going go ahead, keep going thing, call and see what happened.
Speaker 6: Nope, nope, I'm just saying when you're when you finished
Speaker 6: that time, I am, No, I am. There's nothing better
Speaker 6: than hitting somebody with a gotta go having a heart attack.
Speaker 6: And then I a through the night. I got a
Speaker 6: catheter up my cock. Uh, you got a catheter in there? Yeah,
Speaker 6: they ran one.
Speaker 2: Did they dug you first.
Speaker 5: Or they going there cold?
Speaker 6: They drugged me first, so I don't necessarily. I didn't
Speaker 6: have a bad experience with the catheter. I think it
Speaker 6: was actually went great, but UH.
Speaker 2: Don't remember. I don't remember good.
Speaker 6: I remember getting wheeled out, shot shot that They wanted
Speaker 6: me to pee in a cup and I couldn't peece
Speaker 6: so they had to run the ship. So they gave
Speaker 6: me all this medicine stuff and the next thing, I
Speaker 6: wake up the next morning and I had had my
Speaker 6: heart attack, and I was back playing baseball two weeks later.
Speaker 2: Way like nothing happened.
Speaker 6: We went on win the state championship, shot out David
Speaker 6: Lips from high school. My dad was my high school
Speaker 6: baseball coach and it was his nine hundredth career victory.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I got to pitch for the wind.
Speaker 2: It was great, man.
Speaker 6: It was Ernie Railer, Ernie Ral dude. That's yeah, it was.
Speaker 6: That was a cool experience.
Speaker 5: HBO should have had you on their show.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well up, hey you hear that.
Speaker 5: It's a train.
Speaker 2: That's a train, my baby, and anytime you're on the bus, dude,
Speaker 2: that would not be a podcast without the bus or sorry,
Speaker 2: damn without the train coming on the bus.
Speaker 3: Dude.
Speaker 2: Yeah, how long do they normally last? I don't know
Speaker 2: they there's a lot of box cars on those things, dude,
Speaker 2: Like sometimes hundreds on hundreds talk about cocaine. I bet
Speaker 2: some just.
Speaker 4: Passed us as.
Speaker 6: Going on I guarantee, dude, you see all those all
Speaker 6: the storage was like what thirty eight million dollars worth
Speaker 6: of cocaine, wasn't.
Speaker 5: It like IBM or something like that, like own the bus, JP.
Speaker 2: Morgan, JP Morgan class case dud, Like look that up.
Speaker 2: Do they have a video This is a video of
Speaker 2: a guy of the Coast Guards storming a submarine.
Speaker 5: Dude, that one was with like eighteen.
Speaker 2: Whatever, eighty million pounds something like that. My question is
Speaker 2: if they're like, hey, the coach guards, like, all right,
Speaker 2: well we should probably get the submarine to submarine you
Speaker 2: go down home submarine. Yeah, its homemade, so it wasn't
Speaker 2: like legit just skimmer.
Speaker 5: That's why I couldn't go under. Yeah. No, I'm sitting
Speaker 5: there watching.
Speaker 4: I'm like, yo, these days are about to jump on
Speaker 4: the submarine and who knows what after that?
Speaker 2: Right, Oh my god, the balls you have to have,
Speaker 2: Like this guy, they're coming up on this thing, and
Speaker 2: you know, like if you have drugs, you have a
Speaker 2: machine gun, and they're sure they're.
Speaker 4: Coming out firing. Like me, I'm this guy pointing, hey,
Speaker 4: you jump on there.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, you're telling the other guy. Then you're
Speaker 2: still you're looking at me and he taylor, Yeah, you
Speaker 2: know it. They're also yelling at it like they can
Speaker 2: hear what's happening. Get out of there, goddamn submarine. Don't
Speaker 2: make me jump on there.
Speaker 5: This thing was homemade.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's crazy.
Speaker 6: I don't know whose house they made it at, but
Speaker 6: it's not Uh.
Speaker 2: You can go right now. It's like call of duty.
Speaker 5: They get they're right on it in the middle of
Speaker 5: the oce You, dude, this.
Speaker 6: Guy, this is call of duty modern warfare.
Speaker 2: Look at him slamming that thing and having to open
Speaker 2: that up. His adrenalin has got to be saying like,
Speaker 2: I'm about to get you get like I'm thinking you
Speaker 2: got it, You're gonna get shot.
Speaker 5: Yep. Yeah, and that opens up.
Speaker 6: Not that just looking surrendered immediately, dude.
Speaker 5: Yeah, he didn't want any of that juice.
Speaker 2: Dude, No, this guy, that's crazy. That's a lot of drugs.
Speaker 5: Man, it's a lot of drugs.
Speaker 2: It's a lot of time in prison. That's a lot
Speaker 2: of time in prison. How long do you get in
Speaker 2: prison for that?
Speaker 3: Like?
Speaker 2: Was it? I've never been how much I've ever been
Speaker 2: for that? I mean, I mean, shit, you you're gone.
Speaker 2: What's the worst thing you've ever done? Have you ever
Speaker 2: broke the law?
Speaker 5: Plenty of times?
Speaker 2: Look at me? Worst thing I ever did? Shit, I'm
Speaker 2: a good kid.
Speaker 6: I'll tell you what. I didn't get in trouble for this,
Speaker 6: but this is classic. I was at a friend's high
Speaker 6: school party. It was a surprise birthday party and Uh,
Speaker 6: I had my truck there at a single cab F
Speaker 6: one fifty. I was like seventeen, and me and my
Speaker 6: buddies were kind of just driving around, like taking a
Speaker 6: dip before the party kind of started having We're just
Speaker 6: cruising around the neighborhood, dipping, talking shit. Get back to
Speaker 6: the party, park down the road because it's surprise party.
Speaker 6: We don't want people to see our cars. Uh, go
Speaker 6: in party for a little while. Then like, yo, I'm
Speaker 6: gonna go out to the truck, get our cigars. They're
Speaker 6: gonna go smoke cigars. Go out to the truck. I'd
Speaker 6: locked my keys in the car right next to a
Speaker 6: little bit of a little bit of weed, a couple
Speaker 6: of beers, and my cigars, and my parents are the
Speaker 6: only ones with somebody else's yeah just my yes, my friends,
Speaker 6: my friends we and uh yeah. So as a genius
Speaker 6: seventeen year old, I'm thinking, don't have the cash to
Speaker 6: get a locksmith, right, Mom can't bring a spare key
Speaker 6: because this party's over. If she comes and lets me
Speaker 6: into my truck. Church of Christ born and race like
Speaker 6: super conservative, really big ta if mom shows up. So
Speaker 6: I did the next mosto logical thing. I picked up
Speaker 6: a rock and started banging the window. I'm gonna break
Speaker 6: into my car, doesn't break step back crow hop boom boom,
Speaker 6: went through fucking both windows, brood are both windows And
Speaker 6: like just in the moment, I was like, I'm gonna
Speaker 6: get my ship out of here. Went back to the
Speaker 6: party and fucking got to Uh, what's the statue.
Speaker 2: I think we're good.
Speaker 6: It's been seven or eight years, two free windows out
Speaker 6: of that one got my car broken into hard.
Speaker 5: That's fucking awesome.
Speaker 2: That's that's I mean, that's not the worst thing I've
Speaker 2: ever heard, but that's solid. That's the that's the that's
Speaker 2: the most one. I can tell you that one. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I feel I can tell you that Will has never
Speaker 2: done a bad thing in his life except for yeah,
Speaker 2: change his teeth, except for you know, not just be
Speaker 2: the person God made you. That's always a big thing. Yeah,
Speaker 2: Mom's done love himself. What's the worst thing you've ever done?
Speaker 4: Well, I don't know. I was trying to think. And
Speaker 4: the worst I've got in trouble with the.
Speaker 2: Laws, like an m I P you got MEPPT in college,
Speaker 2: high school? No ship is that masturbation in public?
Speaker 5: I mean, what is possession on a couple of those. Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 5: I was drinking.
Speaker 4: And it was on Christmas Eve too, so midnight Mass,
Speaker 4: my you know Catholic family, we were at midnight Mass,
Speaker 4: and I was just like, it was just hell in
Speaker 4: my brain.
Speaker 5: Dude, like how am I gonna because I was like,
Speaker 5: you know, grounded and everything. I was, you know grounded. Yeah,
Speaker 5: you know, as a high school you're grounded from shit.
Speaker 5: You're just like, oh god, my life.
Speaker 4: But I said in uh, I said in jail overnight
Speaker 4: and everything. I had to call a friend to mail
Speaker 4: me out because I didn't want to tell my parents
Speaker 4: At first. I was trying to find any way possible
Speaker 4: to kind of get it around them.
Speaker 2: And you know, were you like super drunk or were
Speaker 2: you just having something?
Speaker 1: No.
Speaker 5: I played one game of beer Pong.
Speaker 4: We won the game, so you only use two beer
Speaker 4: you only use two beers per set, you know the cups. Yeah,
Speaker 4: and we won the game. So I didn't even have
Speaker 4: like a full beer in my system. And I was
Speaker 4: making after that. I was just making bets on the
Speaker 4: side with my younger brother as he was playing guitar
Speaker 4: Hero because he was a savage, and so I was
Speaker 4: just bet guys on the side, and the cops came.
Speaker 5: Everybody was sort of running. Everybody left, They're driving off
Speaker 5: and everything.
Speaker 4: And me, I was on scholarship and stuff already, and
Speaker 4: I trusted that I had less than the beer. So
Speaker 4: I was just like, I'll be fine. Guys are drunk leaving, running,
Speaker 4: driving and everything got pulled over. Guys who are drunk
Speaker 4: got pulled over. The cops are all around and their
Speaker 4: phone in each other walkie talking back and forth, you know,
Speaker 4: just high school kids.
Speaker 5: We're gonna let these guys go.
Speaker 4: My buddies get out of getting duys and everything else
Speaker 4: that was going on.
Speaker 2: It Who was it?
Speaker 5: Buddy? His name is? His name was? I thought it
Speaker 5: was Nick.
Speaker 2: Nick would never do it, Yeah, he.
Speaker 5: Wouldn't do anything wrong.
Speaker 4: But then so I had to do the breathalyzer and
Speaker 4: they're like, have you had anything to drink? And I
Speaker 4: just said no, because I again, I'm thinking less than
Speaker 4: a beer. And I just watched a guitar hell for
Speaker 4: like the last hour while I blew like a something
Speaker 4: extremely low like the point one or one eighty five
Speaker 4: or some shit. And the cop was basically just pissed
Speaker 4: off that I lied to him and said, we're gonna
Speaker 4: We're gonna get him. And there's two of us that
Speaker 4: got got and we were sitting in the jail cell.
Speaker 4: We had buddies hiding in closet that they never found.
Speaker 4: Guys left. And I'm thinking, as I'm sending in the
Speaker 4: jail cell, like I should have been the fucking.
Speaker 5: Bad kid and just ran. That's what I'm thinking.
Speaker 4: Yeah, dude, I was so pissed off man, And yeah,
Speaker 4: I got mipped. And that was Christmas Eve too, everybody
Speaker 4: was over. I thought coar show I was going to
Speaker 4: lose it all. But that was that was the worst
Speaker 4: thing that I've done, like with the law.
Speaker 5: Yeah, that I'm thinking about.
Speaker 6: You get tight when the wall gets involved, You get
Speaker 6: a little tight, especially that way.
Speaker 5: Yeah. Yeah, you said you got worse with you mipped.
Speaker 2: No, God, no, No, I've had a lot more stuff
Speaker 2: than just and you never.
Speaker 5: Got that nervous about it.
Speaker 2: No, I never did, because you're wild. Well, thank you.
Speaker 2: But I've also I've always been like a person that
Speaker 2: like will either play things super up or super down.
Speaker 2: And when it comes to the law, everyone freaks out
Speaker 2: when the police are around. So I've always tried to
Speaker 2: play it really down even with cops. And so, yeah,
Speaker 2: I've gotten some trouble. I got I think I was
Speaker 2: twelve years old. A theft at assault, theft, battery and robbery.
Speaker 6: Low that just a little just a little robe.
Speaker 2: Like that sound. I'll tell you the story and then
Speaker 2: i'll tell you, well, I'll tell you the things.
Speaker 5: I got in trouble fore.
Speaker 2: So I had an assault assault the better after and
Speaker 2: then uh, I for just that, I put on standard
Speaker 2: probation and I broke probation.
Speaker 5: Was like uh for assault.
Speaker 2: And I was like thirteen because I was thirteen when
Speaker 2: I had the assault that better than Robert. And then
Speaker 2: I got fourteen I like, were those compound charges? That
Speaker 2: was all one?
Speaker 5: Yeah, that was one.
Speaker 2: That was one situation, good man. And then I got
Speaker 2: I broke probation for assault.
Speaker 5: So I went to jail.
Speaker 2: But it wasn't like jail. It wasn't like juvie. It
Speaker 2: was like a like a holding self for the weekend,
Speaker 2: like a scare them straight kind of right, right right.
Speaker 2: The most nervous I was in jail was in my
Speaker 2: jail cell. Like the obviously the bed wasn't very comfortable,
Speaker 2: but you coul fold it up. SE had a little
Speaker 2: bit of a pillow, and I was cool, Like I
Speaker 2: never had like a good bed grown up, so I
Speaker 2: was like this is straight.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 2: But the biggest nervous thing I was, dude, was like
Speaker 2: my toilet I had, Like I had a glass like door,
Speaker 2: so I could I'd have bars or nothing. It was
Speaker 2: kind of a homey little spot. Dude. It was very temporary.
Speaker 2: He could I give him the old what's up going on? Yeah?
Speaker 2: But the most nervous I got the whole time was
Speaker 2: there's a toilet in the corner and in the corner
Speaker 2: you look up straight up and there's a camera facing
Speaker 2: the toilet. Wow. And so I'm like thirteen years old
Speaker 2: or fourteen, I guess at this time, and I'm like
Speaker 2: super nervous, Like you, I got a ship. I don't
Speaker 2: want these people to watch me. I felt like, you know, yeah,
Speaker 2: Like that was the most uncomfortable the whole time.
Speaker 5: Yeah, being in.
Speaker 2: How big were you as a fourteen year old? I
Speaker 2: was like six three six four big fucking will is now.
Speaker 5: But like it was like a random but I.
Speaker 4: Just okay, just will okay.
Speaker 5: To be honest.
Speaker 2: Today today we were working out and the kid that
Speaker 2: we worked out with, his name is mikey as an intern,
Speaker 2: and he came in spouting off at me and I
Speaker 2: just had to turn it on on him and start
Speaker 2: killing him and Will.
Speaker 5: And Will is like, why'd you do that? Yeah?
Speaker 2: So I've kind of been in a mood all day.
Speaker 2: But anyway, so the thing that got me on one,
Speaker 2: the thing that got me assault that better ever, because
Speaker 2: I know people listen to going Yoo was a bad kid.
Speaker 2: Like what really happened was is this dude had a
Speaker 2: one of those old school iPod iPods when you spin
Speaker 2: it with your thumb to find that the song you
Speaker 2: want whatever. But he had the coolest guns and Roses ones.
Speaker 2: It was like black with the red spin dial. Yes,
Speaker 2: and I was at pe and I'm like, yo, let
Speaker 2: me use that. So he let me use it. And
Speaker 2: you know one thing left? Are we rolling still?
Speaker 5: They seeing it? Matt?
Speaker 2: What's going on with that thing?
Speaker 5: My baby?
Speaker 2: I'm sweating my ass off over here. Poor Ernest has
Speaker 2: got sweatpants on.
Speaker 6: You take them off?
Speaker 2: I mean, yes, I do see what I'm wearing.
Speaker 5: I think.
Speaker 2: I took this kids, I take the kids iPod and
Speaker 2: I'm like, let me use it. Well, I didn't give
Speaker 2: it back to him for a little bit and then
Speaker 2: at the end of the day he asked me for it,
Speaker 2: and I was like a mad kid this time, and
Speaker 2: I was like, no, I'm gonna keep it, and he's
Speaker 2: like no, He like grabbed me by the shoulder and
Speaker 2: I turned around and hit him and like that was it,
Speaker 2: and so you wow, I was not a bully, so
Speaker 2: like the way I was in middle school. No, I
Speaker 2: I took his iPod and I got on the I
Speaker 2: got on the bus and I left. And then after that,
Speaker 2: like I got charged with all this stuff the next day.
Speaker 2: But it was like all I did was take an
Speaker 2: iPod and iPod and hit a kid. And I know
Speaker 2: it sounds horrible when I said I really if I
Speaker 2: were say to you, hey, assault, theft, battery, and robber,
Speaker 2: you'd be like, yo, this guy robbed and this kid
Speaker 2: like his his mom, this kid. I hope to god
Speaker 2: this kid's listening to this podcast. Me too. Actually came
Speaker 2: in and she's like she's like we like I remember
Speaker 2: being in court and they do the whole my my
Speaker 2: like my guy who my lawyer or whatever, Like if
Speaker 2: you can't afford a lawyer, one the guy that was
Speaker 2: appointed to you the guy who was appointed to me,
Speaker 2: literally like I thought he his next case was next.
Speaker 2: Like he looked like a horribly a criminal. His suit
Speaker 2: was like four sizes too, bag, Maggie. He was actually
Speaker 2: wearing Converse. He was wearing Converse. He had glasses that
Speaker 2: there was no way there a prescription, like he got
Speaker 2: those at CVS. Yeah, fourteen dollars turn And I'm like, dude,
Speaker 2: this is the worst. This guy is terrible. He's not
Speaker 2: like drawn on watch, can't even afford his own watch.
Speaker 2: And this guy's you know, defending me or whatever. Anyway,
Speaker 2: the mom walks in of this kid, and she's rocking
Speaker 2: Gucci and Louis Vauton and all this different stuff, and
Speaker 2: she starts telling me or not me. She starts selling
Speaker 2: the court like we can't even afford this, Like I
Speaker 2: can't believe he would do something like take that from
Speaker 2: like my son, Like the value of that was like
Speaker 2: seven hundred dollars, which I don't think that iPod has
Speaker 2: ever been seven hundred dollars. Lie, Lie was never that much.
Speaker 2: And the whole time and I don't know, I'm thirteen
Speaker 2: on them what Louisvuaittan is and my mom's so mad
Speaker 2: in the car right home.
Speaker 5: She's like this fucking bitch.
Speaker 2: Dude, She's wearing Louis Bitan blah blah blah, like spouting off,
Speaker 2: and in my head I'm like, yo, am I gonna
Speaker 2: go to jail. The whole time, I'm super nervous.
Speaker 5: Yeah, dude, twelve is how old? Like seventh grade? That
Speaker 5: was seventh grade? The other seventh grade?
Speaker 4: Sixth three takes a kid's iPod.
Speaker 2: Kid, I was sixth three and seventh grade when I
Speaker 2: was like, I guess there's thirteen when this happened, So
Speaker 2: that's eighth grade. And then my freshman year of high school,
Speaker 2: I was like six to Maybe I was always been
Speaker 2: super tall, but I was.
Speaker 5: Like lanky, looking like a great Dane. Yeah, I was
Speaker 5: a great.
Speaker 2: Danger exactly real?
Speaker 4: Did you know?
Speaker 5: Average?
Speaker 4: The average kids are probably like mid five still, the
Speaker 4: girls probably big dude just takes his iPod.
Speaker 5: I'm gonna use this for a little bit. I can
Speaker 5: get his shoulders. There's this kid. What a bully? Bullies.
Speaker 2: There was the bullies at Desert Canyon, and then like
Speaker 2: I was like a scale down from them, Like I
Speaker 2: was like I got bullied by them, but also was
Speaker 2: kind of like a bully myself, right, middle child. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I was a middle child of the school. And this
Speaker 2: kid named Joey Latrell. Dude, he was like five ten,
Speaker 2: five eleven, and he was like rocked up as an
Speaker 2: eighth grader. Like he was like this kid was on something.
Speaker 2: And now to this day he's probably the same height
Speaker 2: and bald. Like he was like one of those was
Speaker 2: like way too much stopstrom when you're younger. Ye, And
Speaker 2: he walked on he was like the biggest bully he'd sat.
Speaker 2: He had the dicky pants on sag down. Of course
Speaker 2: that's me too, But I'm just saying. He also cigarette. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: target smoking half smoked cigarets.
Speaker 5: Me too.
Speaker 2: But I'm just friend, just saying, you know, I'm here.
Speaker 2: I'm just saying I'm here. Yeah, needless to say, like
Speaker 2: I wasn't the greatest child, I've actually got a lot
Speaker 2: better as a person.
Speaker 5: Ish.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you know what I'm saying. But that's part we
Speaker 2: all grow. Middle school, seventh grade.
Speaker 6: I pulled a knife on a kid in seventh grade
Speaker 6: and got suspended for nine weeks.
Speaker 4: I love how he's led that off to hey, we
Speaker 4: all grow, like you know, sounds going to pull the
Speaker 4: knife on.
Speaker 6: Okay, oh man, but it's not a big it's not
Speaker 6: a big deal.
Speaker 2: We moved on. You know, we're forty minutes in like nothing.
Speaker 5: That's wild.
Speaker 6: I've only had one drink, proud of really proud of myself.
Speaker 2: That's crazy. What else we got going on here?
Speaker 5: We look like record did you do any you did
Speaker 5: barstool stuff?
Speaker 3: Uh?
Speaker 6: Nopey they didn't.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, that's all enough Barstool. We're a bit of
Speaker 2: a war with Barcetore and actually, can you look up
Speaker 2: the stuff you were showing me at the coffee shop
Speaker 2: the other day? Tell me when to post the thing
Speaker 2: about barstool because fuck them.
Speaker 5: He's working on that font deal too, so that way
Speaker 5: we'll have it.
Speaker 2: I think he's got it.
Speaker 5: Do you have it in the right font and stuff? Marcos?
Speaker 2: For those of you listening to our podcast right now,
Speaker 2: Ernest is now pulling out a bottle of champagne, which
Speaker 2: I know he's gotten from Kroger because he told me
Speaker 2: on the.
Speaker 5: Phone earlier, do you want anything from Kroger?
Speaker 2: Six nine zeros my code?
Speaker 5: Do you want anything from Kroger?
Speaker 4: Yeah, dude, I saw a fight breakout and Kroger once
Speaker 4: one of the local Krogers.
Speaker 5: I think it was in German. He was in the
Speaker 5: Germantown one. I was just trying to.
Speaker 2: Get that's a sketchy.
Speaker 5: That's a sketchy. It was a sketchy one. Yeah.
Speaker 4: First I got asked if I could provide dinner for
Speaker 4: a family at night. I did one of those you know,
Speaker 4: big the fried chicken deals.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we get it.
Speaker 5: You're a good guy.
Speaker 4: No, no, but he wasn't even there. When I came
Speaker 4: out to give it to him. I was like, yeah, okay.
Speaker 4: I felt like corner, you know, You're like okay, sure,
Speaker 4: I'll do that. It was like my first time walking
Speaker 4: to Kroger when I got to Nashville. So this is
Speaker 4: like my first uhlle yeah, this is this is my
Speaker 4: first impression in Nashville. And then I go in get
Speaker 4: some get some toilet paper, and we're in the toilet
Speaker 4: paper aisle and these two guys just start One comes
Speaker 4: up on him like holding up his shorts, pushes him
Speaker 4: in the back to let him know like hey, this
Speaker 4: is going down right here now seven and they just
Speaker 4: start swinging on each other toylet papers, phone and stuff.
Speaker 5: I'm like back in the thing and you should I
Speaker 5: pull up my phone. No, don't do that.
Speaker 4: Hey hey boys, boys, and the cops come running tackle
Speaker 4: them and I'm standing there like, Yo, what in the
Speaker 4: hell is going on in Nashville?
Speaker 6: It's lit, it's after it, dude.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but let me taste some of that, have a
Speaker 2: little bit. Yeah, I just want to see what we're
Speaker 2: dealing with here.
Speaker 5: This is a nice little.
Speaker 2: This podcast brought to you by ORCA Coolers.
Speaker 6: Hey, right, yeah, and we're back.
Speaker 5: And what's the uh?
Speaker 2: You know, mimosas are unbelievable? Pretty great? Yeah, gives me
Speaker 2: a wicked harpurn though I don't know what it is. Yeah,
Speaker 2: what's the mimosa?
Speaker 6: Probably I think it's the enough acid. That's another conversation acid.
Speaker 2: But yo, have you ever taken acid before?
Speaker 5: Yes?
Speaker 2: How was it great?
Speaker 6: I like mushrooms better, do you?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 5: Did they get legalized in Colorado?
Speaker 2: No, decriminal criminalized. So if you have a certain amount
Speaker 2: of mushrooms on you, you don't, I don't know, you don't,
Speaker 2: like you can't go to jail if you I mean,
Speaker 2: if you have like ten pounds, you probably go to jail.
Speaker 2: But like they's to look the other way kind of mentality.
Speaker 2: But like mushrooms, you need like a three point five
Speaker 2: grams even.
Speaker 5: Have a trip. Yeah.
Speaker 6: So but micro dosing, Yeah, micro dosing are really and
Speaker 6: I'm ready for them to start prescribing microdoses instead of
Speaker 6: anti depressants because it just is better. Dude. It's like
Speaker 6: you're not taking pills, you're just taking some mother her.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's a beautiful thing. I don't want this to
Speaker 2: turn into an education.
Speaker 4: It's not.
Speaker 2: It's not. But doctors, Like, it's crazy, how doctors will,
Speaker 2: you know, go to school in the eighties, right, right,
Speaker 2: and then they're only a product of what they know.
Speaker 2: So like their whole identity is the knowledge that they have. Right, Well,
Speaker 2: if you don't take the time to learn more, to
Speaker 2: grow more, to find out, because modern medicine is like technology,
Speaker 2: it's going through the roof every single day. Because of technology,
Speaker 2: we can learn more. It's it's a it's a vicious circle.
Speaker 2: So if you don't stay on top of it, it's crazy.
Speaker 2: But like in the NFL, they prescribe you painkillers all
Speaker 2: this different stuff, and it's like and something that talks
Speaker 2: about marijuana, like you know, it's a it's a plant
Speaker 2: or mushrooms Yeah, it's crazy and mushrooms using the right
Speaker 2: way are an amazing way to open up like who
Speaker 2: you are and figure yourself out. Yeah, from a spiritual standpoint,
Speaker 2: eug mushrooms.
Speaker 5: Well I have not. I have not.
Speaker 2: We actually got some right here on this podcast right now.
Speaker 2: That's I mean me either.
Speaker 4: But I think I think in the future will probably
Speaker 4: look back on a time like this when we holde
Speaker 4: this stuff collaborates with like modern medicine, to where we're
Speaker 4: gonna look back and like kind of laugh at ourselves
Speaker 4: that we didn't do this stuff sooner.
Speaker 2: Totally.
Speaker 4: I don't know anything about the whole mushroom or deal
Speaker 4: or the micrograms that you're saying that could micro micro Yeah,
Speaker 4: microdoses that could be instead of antidepressants.
Speaker 2: But it's more of a shoulder up. So your boy,
Speaker 2: your boy that came with you Ryan, Ryan, Right, Ryan
Speaker 2: lives with Bobo.
Speaker 5: Bobbo doos our IV's Bobo.
Speaker 2: You live with Bobo Boba does the IV's Bubba does
Speaker 2: Our IV's Bubba is talking to me about microdosing. How
Speaker 2: it's like it I guess affects the nervous in your body,
Speaker 2: like it makes you like releases and dorphins, so you
Speaker 2: feel better throughout the day. But also it's like a
Speaker 2: it's like a mild form of adall in a way.
Speaker 2: And I know that's not correct anybody who's saying listening
Speaker 2: to this, but I say that because it's your more focused,
Speaker 2: like you get more stuff done. You look like at
Speaker 2: you're day and you're like, yo, I got a lot
Speaker 2: of shit done. The problem is is that people will
Speaker 2: abuse anything. So if you go and you do microdosing
Speaker 2: mushrooms and you do and you're wow, I felt amazing,
Speaker 2: I'll take you more tomorrow the next day, the next day.
Speaker 2: The human body is not built to be happy all
Speaker 2: the time. We'd love to be you know, nine or
Speaker 2: ten's all the time, but that's not the reality. You
Speaker 2: have to feel those dips, so it makes the heights
Speaker 2: even better. But that makes me a little bit worried
Speaker 2: about that. But yeah, Bobo was telling me about all
Speaker 2: that micro dosing stuff. It's pretty crazy.
Speaker 6: Yep, it's it's it's more than fun, it really is.
Speaker 6: If you just have a great day, you really have
Speaker 6: a great day. It's not like you just sit there
Speaker 6: and fucking look at trees all day.
Speaker 2: You have a good day.
Speaker 4: It looks like you definitely don't care about like what
Speaker 4: you pick out wardrobe, Like like, yo, I love my
Speaker 4: life socks those Gucci flip flops.
Speaker 2: These are Gucci. Hey, can I can? I? Can?
Speaker 5: I do?
Speaker 3: You?
Speaker 6: Can I do a rap in my Hank Hill voice
Speaker 6: that featured my Gucci flip flops?
Speaker 2: Yes, sure, yeats see this goes.
Speaker 6: Like this, it goes uh, I'll just fucking my wife
Speaker 6: and some Gucci flip flops. I only fuck Peggy because
Speaker 6: that Guccie tip top got a brown leather cattle strap
Speaker 6: for my wristwatch.
Speaker 2: If I pull this truck over, that's a fucking pit stop.
Speaker 2: Whoa fuck?
Speaker 6: Boys want to seem me stressed. I'm drinking. I'm watching
Speaker 6: PBR and drinking. Wait a second, boys want to seem
Speaker 6: me stressed. I'm drinking PBR and watching PBS. I'm popping
Speaker 6: prescriptions from down at CBS, trying to rock and cameo
Speaker 6: bridge as bitch as they can't see it yet hit
Speaker 6: the club me and boom Howard smoking pro pane left
Speaker 6: the room sour. I'm at the top of the tone
Speaker 6: tower looking round. Now I need myself a little boom powder.
Speaker 5: Hey, that's solid.
Speaker 6: Sorry, said Gucci flip clubs, and now I think fucking
Speaker 6: take an opportunity to plug yourself. Why I would never
Speaker 6: not do that.
Speaker 2: You were my son, I'd hug you. That was a
Speaker 2: great show. That's a good rap.
Speaker 5: Right there.
Speaker 6: They let people rap yes sway in the morning, real quick,
Speaker 6: ye in the morning.
Speaker 5: There you go.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm sure your music is unbelievable, but you could
Speaker 2: easily be the weird. Al Yankovich of the country music
Speaker 2: Love to.
Speaker 5: Be Later, absolutely do that.
Speaker 6: I think his name was Kleatus Tea.
Speaker 2: Should have been a plow boy.
Speaker 5: Here you go.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know anything else. There's a great day
Speaker 2: to be a guy.
Speaker 6: Who's another one he had, but uh it was that Jutt.
Speaker 6: I think Kleatos Tea something.
Speaker 2: Yeah, what's the dude.
Speaker 5: There's a country singer.
Speaker 2: We listened to him all the time talking about eating pussy.
Speaker 2: Wheel Wheeler Walker is the most crass man. He's hilarious.
Speaker 2: He talks about it. He's got a song he's like, uh,
Speaker 2: he like, uh, quit his job and got pissed at
Speaker 2: his boss. So he beat his beat the husband's ass,
Speaker 2: and then ate his wife's pussy and kicked his husband's ass.
Speaker 2: At the end of at the end of the song
Speaker 2: some he brought some girl home from Broadway. Yeah, and
Speaker 2: then he's like, this chick out it. I thought she
Speaker 2: was a chick. Turned out she had a dog, so
Speaker 2: I kicked her ass and sucked their dick. And it's
Speaker 2: like us, It's like good music sounds that first second.
Speaker 5: That good music.
Speaker 2: It's Wheeler Walker Junior. And I think the song is
Speaker 2: called eating Pussy and case Kicking Ass. Yeah, I think
Speaker 2: I think you're right. That's funny, dude. That's the best
Speaker 2: one too. And the thing is so funny is the
Speaker 2: music video is him and one dude and he's playing
Speaker 2: for like it looks like he's got like puckets or
Speaker 2: something like that, and an old people there and no
Speaker 2: one's really reacting. And then he says like he's like
Speaker 2: a sucking dick and kicking ass and the other guy's
Speaker 2: like kicking ass like he's got a little background. Yeah,
Speaker 2: that shit's hilarious, dude. This guy's a stud.
Speaker 5: Though I should got.
Speaker 2: The online to redo this video. I was we were
Speaker 2: working out today and I was like, Yo, it'd be
Speaker 2: so much doper to be a country singer or a
Speaker 2: singer in general than a football player player another train
Speaker 2: in the podcast on the Train, same podcast, one.
Speaker 6: Train, same podcasts, different train.
Speaker 5: What you got there by?
Speaker 2: What you figuring it out? I think last.
Speaker 6: Night title bro finger up my butt, dude, there's so
Speaker 6: many good titles it's called.
Speaker 2: I think it's called uh, eating pussy and kissing, kicking ass,
Speaker 2: showing up to it?
Speaker 5: Right?
Speaker 6: But you guys got any titles today?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 6: Been really fucking with this one finger at my butt.
Speaker 2: I just can't.
Speaker 6: I can't wrap my mind around it yet.
Speaker 5: I might have to give me some inspiration.
Speaker 2: Yeah, man, that's it.
Speaker 6: That should be a well bor well written song.
Speaker 2: Well written. I think he writes all his own stuff too.
Speaker 2: Do you write all your own stuff? Yeah? CO write it?
Speaker 2: I mean CO write a lot. Yeah, I write a monk.
Speaker 2: That's awesome. I'll tell you that song is probably better
Speaker 2: than most country music. Right now.
Speaker 6: I'd say there's there's some stuff out there. There's some
Speaker 6: people tell me on the phone the other day, I
Speaker 6: would I'll Morgan Walling, dude, Morgan Wall and Michael Hardy
Speaker 6: to the fucking realist songwriter singers out there right now,
Speaker 6: for real?
Speaker 5: He said.
Speaker 2: There. They're on tour right now right.
Speaker 6: They're on tour right now, they're opening for uh Florida
Speaker 6: George Line Boys with them too. Like that, that's all
Speaker 6: good career. Everybody in fucking big loud camp where I'm at,
Speaker 6: all good good folks, like real music, good artist, all
Speaker 6: that ship. And then, like I said, me and Morgan
Speaker 6: Hardy just fucking we get We get around each other
Speaker 6: and it's a ship show. We're fucking frogging each other.
Speaker 6: Bruises are on our arms, concussions.
Speaker 2: I love it, just a good time responses, Yeah, I
Speaker 2: love it. Don't even ask questions.
Speaker 6: The Morgan's traded licks for about an hour one night
Speaker 6: on his bus, and I swear like my arms were
Speaker 6: so sore. Both of us had bruises on our arms
Speaker 6: the next day. And then the next time I was out,
Speaker 6: we ended up getting to a slap contest, just trading licks.
Speaker 2: Dude, dude's got brick hands, brick hands. I want to
Speaker 2: do a slap contest with him. I've never done a
Speaker 2: slop actually, I've done slap boxing, never slap.
Speaker 6: Competition, just to stand there and fucking trade licks.
Speaker 5: You've seen what do they call that guy bear? The
Speaker 5: Russian Bear?
Speaker 2: That's real deal.
Speaker 5: Stuff.
Speaker 2: Dude, I don't want any of that. He's like he
Speaker 2: was like five four, two fifty, Like, he's not an
Speaker 2: intimidating looking figure. Here we go, buses that.
Speaker 6: Dude's not an intimidating looking figure.
Speaker 2: Dude, Pull him up, pull him up, seen him?
Speaker 5: Look up? The Russian reaches back.
Speaker 2: Should bear slap boxing knockouts. He's no, because he looks
Speaker 2: at he's a tank, no question about it. But he's
Speaker 2: five four. Okay, you know what I'm saying, Like if
Speaker 2: this was sick, look at he's he's just dude, there's.
Speaker 5: A lot of it.
Speaker 4: Looking up, dude, look at the spotters. What gets me
Speaker 4: is the spotters behind him, like, hey, get back in there.
Speaker 2: The people's rags, what what gon a steroids? These people say.
Speaker 5: Genetically?
Speaker 2: This guy, this guy, he wins fights and he doesn't
Speaker 2: even like he doesn't even know he did good. Yeah,
Speaker 2: Like he slaps him and he wins. He's like the dog.
Speaker 5: Russian dude.
Speaker 2: This guy is from Chernobyl.
Speaker 5: My favorite part is the spotters behind him. He clearly
Speaker 5: knocked out out there picking him up, like, hey, get
Speaker 5: back in the race.
Speaker 2: You guys were in a jacket, do you know wear
Speaker 2: jack car and then put your hands on the thing.
Speaker 5: He's on the ground, you and picking him up. Hey,
Speaker 5: can you go again? Can you go again?
Speaker 2: Okay, Oh he's done, he's done.
Speaker 5: Shut him down. No, he's like, no, I can do it.
Speaker 5: I can do it.
Speaker 2: Look at a lot of people excitement.
Speaker 5: Hey, look at the guy.
Speaker 2: He's like stubbling back. He's like nervous. He's like nervous.
Speaker 2: Did I do good?
Speaker 5: I do good?
Speaker 2: Did I win? He looks like uh, dude's massive.
Speaker 5: He looks like the boy climb Josh. It looks like
Speaker 5: joshin Josh f r P.
Speaker 6: The bear doesn't make a single facial expression ever, No.
Speaker 5: He doesn't.
Speaker 2: I saw him getting a slap boxing with this like
Speaker 2: this big like power looking type June and he.
Speaker 5: Not.
Speaker 2: Isn't that logan that logan? Paul? Is he funny? Nope?
Speaker 5: He does. He made his gig on man, he did.
Speaker 2: He got a gig.
Speaker 5: Good for people like him.
Speaker 2: I don't think he's funny.
Speaker 5: Well help he saw box looking that beat. Damn that's
Speaker 5: his little brother. Oh so you know about these boys. Yeah,
Speaker 5: he's a big fan.
Speaker 2: I seen him his stuff on Fine. He had some
Speaker 2: funny stuff in the produce section of a program one
Speaker 2: time he's be a grape or something like that.
Speaker 5: Actually, that was pretty funny.
Speaker 2: He got big, he got in big trouble. He got
Speaker 2: in big trouble for that. Just hey, think about it,
Speaker 2: you know, like just two seconds, think about it, Go
Speaker 2: ahead and film it, but then think.
Speaker 5: Hey, no, here we go. Who oh, drop's full. That's
Speaker 5: so fake. Well, standing like he did, now, that's so fake.
Speaker 2: It's so fake, is it?
Speaker 5: Dude?
Speaker 2: On the size of him, Dude, this guy, he's so fair,
Speaker 2: he's that's just good acting. This guy, Well, how tall
Speaker 2: is Logan? Logan Paul was? I don't know. He might
Speaker 2: just Forge is taller than Whee like six to one.
Speaker 6: Might hit him, hit him on the button, No way, dude.
Speaker 2: He's If this guy wasn't paying attention and you're hitting
Speaker 2: the button, you're asleep if you But if you're staring
Speaker 2: at the guy, you know you're gonna get hit that guy.
Speaker 2: Look at the guys beside of the guy's neck. He's
Speaker 2: bigger than all three of our penises, like with commine.
Speaker 6: Dude, he's huge, but he's very disoriented.
Speaker 5: He's faking all right, he was gone? Maybe not? Damn,
Speaker 5: that's wild.
Speaker 2: What else do you guy?
Speaker 5: Do you got to wrap this thing up?
Speaker 2: We ask you played at Bonnaroo last year. That was crazy.
Speaker 6: I'd never been to music festival before and then got
Speaker 6: the call like a couple of months before it, and uh,
Speaker 6: it was like the first show of Bonnerou that day.
Speaker 6: It was like, I guess a Wednesday Thursday, and uh
Speaker 6: was it that tent? And I was thinking, I was like, man,
Speaker 6: probably nobody's gonna be here.
Speaker 2: It's early.
Speaker 6: People are still like working. Yeah, the place was fucking packed.
Speaker 2: It was like, really, there's probably like two thousand people
Speaker 2: under there.
Speaker 6: And then as people were coming into Bonnaroo, they were
Speaker 6: all like outside the tent.
Speaker 2: It was fun as ship.
Speaker 5: Like, dude, Matt, you love Bonnaroo, don't you? He goes
Speaker 5: every year. Mag goes there. Yeah, mag goes all the time.
Speaker 5: Go ahead, get on there, man.
Speaker 2: Talk about it. Yep. This is uh. I think year
Speaker 2: eight for me in a row in a row, solid flexo.
Speaker 2: Wasn't it just a couple of weekends ago?
Speaker 6: I did not go there?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Yeah, it just now got over it? Who played that?
Speaker 5: Just now got over it?
Speaker 2: Gambino? Oh yeah, great, childish Gambino.
Speaker 6: There's a bunch of other ones. Yeah, okay, Gambino was
Speaker 6: the only one that matters posting alone. Okay, yeah.
Speaker 2: Post one has been on our podcast before, has he?
Speaker 5: No? No?
Speaker 2: We Uh. I was like, we wanted to film yours first. Coolnaddy?
Speaker 2: Is it true that like bottom has kind of gone
Speaker 2: downhill a little bit? Like I heard like three years
Speaker 2: ago they had like Eminem and Rihanna and stuff, and
Speaker 2: now they got.
Speaker 6: Like you beat me to it, you know, jawline having motherfucker.
Speaker 5: Oh damn it.
Speaker 6: Yeah, no, they've got They actually fucking had Eminem the
Speaker 6: same year. I was there two years ago, so I
Speaker 6: got the artist pass to go see Eminem.
Speaker 5: Did you did you meet him?
Speaker 2: No, dude, we.
Speaker 6: Were sitting in the VIP like family only area like
Speaker 6: front of house for like Anderson Park all that, and
Speaker 6: then but when Eminem came on stage, they like his
Speaker 6: they had to clear that whole thing out. It's like
Speaker 6: you had to have an extra Eminem pass.
Speaker 2: That's you know, like, yeah, they doing something different.
Speaker 4: Hey, hey, Ernest, stand there this uh eight mile poster? Yeah, yes,
Speaker 4: so we can't stay rabbit dude.
Speaker 2: I mean Eminem.
Speaker 6: That was another to the Space Jam soundtrack and banjo.
Speaker 6: I got a mixed CD in the fourth grade with
Speaker 6: like a like twenty and song was on it, dude,
Speaker 6: curtain call, Dude, it was a curtain call. It had
Speaker 6: uh some of the LP on it, and then it
Speaker 6: like I just remember ass like that was one of
Speaker 6: my favorite ones in like fourth grade. And like I said,
Speaker 6: super conservative Church of Christ, don't cuss, don't drink parents.
Speaker 6: And I'm in the back of my mom's Pontiac mini
Speaker 6: van with my little fucking CD player and had CD walkman, yeah,
Speaker 6: and I'm fucking you gotta ask like that, and she
Speaker 6: hears it coming through the fucking headphones. She was like,
Speaker 6: what are you listening to?
Speaker 2: I was like, just a CD.
Speaker 6: She was like, put it in here, let me hear it.
Speaker 2: Oh no.
Speaker 6: She pulled that thing out, snapped it through it out
Speaker 6: the window, And that was the day I knew I
Speaker 6: too wanted to rap when I if I can, if
Speaker 6: I can make somebody feel this much just from word,
Speaker 6: big damn it, I want to do that.
Speaker 5: Just don't understand me.
Speaker 2: Man, well, man, hey, let me tell you something. I
Speaker 2: didn't know you four days ago, and I'm so happy
Speaker 2: I got to meet you.
Speaker 6: I'm happy to meet you guys here. This is a
Speaker 6: great time. Thank you guys for having me on.
Speaker 5: Have you on again?
Speaker 2: Bring your boy morgana. He wants to do it for sure, dude.
Speaker 2: I called him yeah, and he flexed on me, saying
Speaker 2: he was in Canada on tour, and I said all right, yeah.
Speaker 2: I was like, when you get back, it's like July
Speaker 2: twenty fifth, im in the camp. So yeah, yeah, so
Speaker 2: we'll do it in January.
Speaker 6: In January, or we'll just co host him.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, you guys can't go for it. I mean yeah,
Speaker 2: I mean I didn't get chicked up.
Speaker 6: I didn't get picked up this fall either.
Speaker 2: I'd be happy to get on the fucking show. And
Speaker 2: football players coeople want to be pro football players hosting
Speaker 2: the podcast. That'd be fun. Well, that's great, dude,