WEBVTT - Ernest 0:00:00.080 --> 0:00:13.600 Yo, let's go all right boys. 0:00:13.960 --> 0:00:15.880 As you can tell, I'm winging this podcast. 0:00:16.280 --> 0:00:19.200 We're winging the he intoll right now. But here's what 0:00:19.239 --> 0:00:21.479 I got for you. Welcome to another episode of Busts 0:00:21.480 --> 0:00:23.520 with the Boys. As you can see, our tailgate is lit. 0:00:23.720 --> 0:00:26.239 We're here for the boys, Titans, Bill's Mafia, We're all 0:00:26.280 --> 0:00:26.720 for the boys. 0:00:26.720 --> 0:00:29.040 So it doesn't matter what we got for you. 0:00:29.400 --> 0:00:33.280 Thank you, Regal Realty Hunter Briley through this awesome tailgate 0:00:33.320 --> 0:00:35.800 for US. Regal rg dot com is where we can 0:00:35.840 --> 0:00:38.320 find him. Here's his personal and guys, I'm not joking. 0:00:38.640 --> 0:00:40.279 People are texting him. If you got if you got 0:00:40.280 --> 0:00:43.440 a little deal with like calling people like who cares 0:00:43.560 --> 0:00:46.640 shoot him a text? You can text him at six 0:00:46.720 --> 0:00:50.240 one five six three zero nine seven three five. And 0:00:50.240 --> 0:00:51.800 if you don't believe me, there was there were four 0:00:51.840 --> 0:00:54.840 people last week Hunter shooting Ford. Many messages saying people 0:00:54.840 --> 0:00:56.760 are talking about, Hey, the bully sent me. Let him 0:00:56.760 --> 0:00:58.720 know the boy sent you. He will get you taking 0:00:58.720 --> 0:01:02.840 care of anything from commercial investment, what am I missing? 0:01:02.840 --> 0:01:05.600 What am I missing? Commercial? Residential? He's got you taken 0:01:05.640 --> 0:01:10.000 care of. Also, huge thank you to Anheuser, Busch, Ajax 0:01:10.040 --> 0:01:14.240 Turner we're doing. 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Hope you guys are watching a nice little spook. 0:01:43.959 --> 0:01:46.319 Last night, me and the gal we watched Scream the 0:01:46.360 --> 0:01:48.360 original went to a hundred house a couple of days 0:01:48.360 --> 0:01:50.840 before with the boy Taylor shout out the boy, good 0:01:50.880 --> 0:01:53.880 luck to in the game Banger podcast coming up, ernest 0:01:53.960 --> 0:01:57.520 k again, guys, rate us five stars, Subscribe, share like, 0:01:57.640 --> 0:01:59.360 do all that fun stuff Finals on social. 0:01:59.560 --> 0:02:03.280 Busting WTV our website, BUSTINDWTV dot com. 0:02:03.600 --> 0:02:06.040 Buy up our merch. We got spooptober merch coming out. 0:02:06.160 --> 0:02:08.120 It's probably out right now. I don't know, don't give 0:02:08.160 --> 0:02:08.799 a who cares? 0:02:11.360 --> 0:02:14.480 Listen to some good music, smiling like this, I'm gonna 0:02:14.480 --> 0:02:17.000 be a great day, Like hopefully Ernest will make me laugh, 0:02:17.080 --> 0:02:19.200 Like it's gonna be great. Let me stop in, get 0:02:19.200 --> 0:02:21.720 a nice little sandwich, get a couple of lattes for 0:02:21.760 --> 0:02:26.080 the boys. I gotta get back in the truck. I 0:02:26.160 --> 0:02:29.920 leave my latte sitting on the middle console. Hit a bump. 0:02:30.240 --> 0:02:33.120 It goes everywhere. I try to grab it before it falls. 0:02:33.680 --> 0:02:36.120 Latte. Yeah, latte fucking everywhere, dude. 0:02:36.200 --> 0:02:38.800 And it's in It's around my USh, it's around the 0:02:38.800 --> 0:02:40.400 stick shift, it's in the cup holders. 0:02:41.240 --> 0:02:41.440 Yeah. 0:02:41.480 --> 0:02:43.280 I was so pissed off, dude. I was like, how 0:02:43.280 --> 0:02:45.639 can I fucking punish myself? Because I was at mat 0:02:45.680 --> 0:02:47.080 I took a straw. I took the straw out and 0:02:47.720 --> 0:02:49.160 started sucking up all the latte. 0:02:50.120 --> 0:02:51.440 Was that how you punished yourself? 0:02:51.520 --> 0:02:52.760 Yeah? I was like, I don't care. 0:02:52.760 --> 0:02:55.800 I don't care if it's dirty, like any little piece, 0:02:55.840 --> 0:02:56.480 I'd spit out. 0:02:56.480 --> 0:02:57.800 But I was like, yeah, I gotta handle this. And 0:02:57.840 --> 0:02:59.840 I was so pissed off. Who's your buddy that can? 0:03:00.040 --> 0:03:00.440 Is your buddy? 0:03:00.440 --> 0:03:00.680 The game? 0:03:00.760 --> 0:03:01.720 Ryan? Ryan? 0:03:01.760 --> 0:03:03.520 I saw him walking by the truck and I'm just 0:03:03.560 --> 0:03:06.359 like fucking dipping a shirt and stuff to get it 0:03:06.400 --> 0:03:08.880 all cleaned up. And I'm looking at uh Ryan, and 0:03:08.919 --> 0:03:10.440 I was like, is this ernest? Like I thought he 0:03:10.480 --> 0:03:11.320 had a fucking mullet. 0:03:11.440 --> 0:03:12.640 Well, I've been working I've. 0:03:12.440 --> 0:03:13.400 Been working out something. 0:03:13.440 --> 0:03:15.280 I was like, yeah, I was like, is this Ryan, 0:03:15.320 --> 0:03:17.160 Like he looks like a like a regular dude. And 0:03:17.200 --> 0:03:18.520 then I get on the bus and of course like 0:03:18.560 --> 0:03:20.239 I'm like, okay, this fuck this makes sense. 0:03:20.440 --> 0:03:22.440 I've never I've never been had like suicidal thoughts ever 0:03:22.520 --> 0:03:25.520 my entire life. But anything if I break a glass 0:03:25.639 --> 0:03:28.359 or I spill something for some reason, I'm just like, yeah, 0:03:28.400 --> 0:03:29.280 you should just kill yourself. 0:03:29.320 --> 0:03:29.799 I was ready to. 0:03:31.040 --> 0:03:32.960 I I jump a lot of hurdles to get to 0:03:32.960 --> 0:03:35.360 the end point. You know what, maybe just maybe just 0:03:35.440 --> 0:03:37.200 maybe just finish it and then it's over and then 0:03:37.200 --> 0:03:39.920 you don't we clean it up. Yes, I said, I 0:03:39.960 --> 0:03:42.600 made a mess. My body as a mess. I'm gonna 0:03:42.600 --> 0:03:44.160 make a bigger mess. Yeah exactly. 0:03:44.360 --> 0:03:45.720 I was like so mean to myself. 0:03:45.720 --> 0:03:50.000 I'm like, will you dumb motherfucker you get you gotta 0:03:50.000 --> 0:03:52.040 figure this out, like take my own life, you Okay, 0:03:52.120 --> 0:03:54.280 let's use a shraw. It's a little more. 0:03:54.920 --> 0:03:56.960 We could start loving ourselves we could love ourselves a 0:03:57.000 --> 0:03:58.400 little more. Yeah, I probably could. 0:03:58.480 --> 0:04:01.400 I wanted what my own ass. Dude, I was like, yeah, 0:04:01.440 --> 0:04:03.160 I gotta keep my composure. I'll just wait untill the 0:04:03.160 --> 0:04:03.680 story on the pop. 0:04:03.880 --> 0:04:04.560 Yeah, no doubt. 0:04:04.600 --> 0:04:08.080 I mean this bus usually positive vibes and start the 0:04:08.080 --> 0:04:08.760 bus off ernest. 0:04:08.800 --> 0:04:09.560 I'm glad you're here. 0:04:09.960 --> 0:04:13.640 A couple of things, A couple of housekeeping items. What's 0:04:13.640 --> 0:04:14.560 what that chain? Is it getting? 0:04:14.600 --> 0:04:15.200 Turn your net green? 0:04:15.240 --> 0:04:18.400 Or is that real? Neither? All right? Go ahead. I've 0:04:18.400 --> 0:04:20.640 had it for three and a half four years. My 0:04:20.680 --> 0:04:22.160 wife got for me, and we're talking about a couple 0:04:22.240 --> 0:04:22.720 hundred bucks. 0:04:22.720 --> 0:04:23.240 You have a wife? 0:04:23.320 --> 0:04:24.200 Can do You have a wife? 0:04:24.240 --> 0:04:25.279 Got a wife? You're married? 0:04:25.640 --> 0:04:27.120 I got a married wife. 0:04:27.240 --> 0:04:30.440 I got well, she's married. She's also married. 0:04:31.040 --> 0:04:33.760 All you've been married for two and a half years, 0:04:33.760 --> 0:04:37.359 been together for seven. Another Nashville native Nice, He's a 0:04:37.360 --> 0:04:39.160 graphic design artist, photographer. 0:04:39.600 --> 0:04:40.320 Badass. 0:04:40.560 --> 0:04:42.080 Keeps me in line most of the time. 0:04:42.360 --> 0:04:45.480 Unbelievable. Yeah, how does she feel about your workout regiments? 0:04:45.480 --> 0:04:47.279 Like you go in there? She films it, dude? 0:04:47.279 --> 0:04:47.760 Does she really? 0:04:48.080 --> 0:04:49.640 The last the last two times I've gone to the 0:04:49.760 --> 0:04:52.880 y have been for content only for content. 0:04:52.960 --> 0:04:55.200 I've been in there for five ho there for five minutes? 0:04:55.320 --> 0:04:57.000 What hang on? Hang on back of what's the workout thing? 0:04:57.600 --> 0:04:58.880 Are you serious? Yeah? 0:04:58.920 --> 0:05:02.120 I mean I mean like fifteen million, it's not. 0:05:02.080 --> 0:05:02.520 A big deal. 0:05:03.040 --> 0:05:05.960 It's just yeah, positive. I don't know if you know. 0:05:05.960 --> 0:05:08.320 There's our boy or us here. He's like he's I 0:05:08.360 --> 0:05:10.479 wouldn't say a bodybuilder, but I wouldn't say cross Like 0:05:10.520 --> 0:05:13.080 he is the muscle build and the strength of a bodybuilder, 0:05:13.160 --> 0:05:16.160 but the endurance of a CrossFit. Yeah, he's like he's 0:05:16.200 --> 0:05:18.000 like Rich Throning, but bigger and more athletic. 0:05:18.240 --> 0:05:20.160 Yeah, okay, you know what I'm saying. 0:05:20.440 --> 0:05:21.800 Yeah, let's see what we got here. 0:05:22.040 --> 0:05:24.360 There's a Kenny Rogers I was telling about. See if 0:05:24.360 --> 0:05:26.200 I look half that good when I'm sixty five. Yeah, 0:05:27.160 --> 0:05:28.800 this is up and Adams. This is the workout I 0:05:28.800 --> 0:05:29.800 came out with the other day. 0:05:30.040 --> 0:05:33.120 Yeah, with the warm up, you gotta wake up, you 0:05:33.120 --> 0:05:35.960 gotta fucking stretch it out, and then let's go crack 0:05:36.000 --> 0:05:39.159 one open. There you got and then we're here. This 0:05:39.240 --> 0:05:40.320 is our ice lunges. 0:05:40.360 --> 0:05:42.840 Okay, because you never know when you're gonna fucking pull over, 0:05:43.120 --> 0:05:44.880 pull something up. And then n Ice is sitting there 0:05:44.880 --> 0:05:45.800 and now you gotta be ready to go. 0:05:45.880 --> 0:05:49.200 Yeah, no doubt. These are these are your isometrics if. 0:05:49.120 --> 0:05:50.760 You get ice. The first thing I think about is, man, 0:05:50.760 --> 0:05:52.400 I hope my knees are warmed up. You don't even 0:05:52.400 --> 0:05:55.039 it doesn't even matter to you, I'm sure always. 0:05:55.080 --> 0:05:57.800 And these are just your beer curls. Twelve hours beer curl. 0:05:57.600 --> 0:06:01.120 And oh yeah, the shake off the met move. Yeah, 0:06:01.120 --> 0:06:02.599 because you know when you first crack it, a little 0:06:02.600 --> 0:06:05.560 bit of foam. Yeah, you're gonna get ye every time 0:06:06.080 --> 0:06:07.960 you gotta slip that drip. You know what I'm saying. 0:06:08.040 --> 0:06:09.800 Yeah, So yeah, like I say, I like to just 0:06:09.839 --> 0:06:14.039 you know, stay stay in shape. I get they ready, 0:06:14.120 --> 0:06:16.400 practice practice like you play. This was the first one 0:06:16.440 --> 0:06:17.880 that was the o G. I was aid to why 0:06:18.240 --> 0:06:21.040 my wife was doing arms and I stood behind her, 0:06:21.200 --> 0:06:22.680 just like ready to go. And I was like, you 0:06:22.760 --> 0:06:24.640 know what, fuck it? So I picked up a couple, 0:06:24.720 --> 0:06:26.599 I picked up a couple dumb bells, handed her my phone. 0:06:26.600 --> 0:06:28.960 I said go over here and film me. And she 0:06:29.080 --> 0:06:31.520 rolls her eyes. Our relationship is her rolling her eyes. 0:06:31.720 --> 0:06:33.120 I believe it. I believe it. 0:06:34.080 --> 0:06:34.640 I love that. 0:06:34.640 --> 0:06:36.279 That's mostly my wife and I have relationship. 0:06:36.320 --> 0:06:38.120 Yeas well, it's love. I can't believe I didn't think 0:06:38.160 --> 0:06:39.840 about it. I spend most of my life in the gym. 0:06:40.200 --> 0:06:42.440 I don't get much done, but I like that place. 0:06:42.480 --> 0:06:43.000 I go there. 0:06:43.120 --> 0:06:45.840 Yeah, why do you go to the one down Marylyn Farms? 0:06:46.000 --> 0:06:47.040 Why in Brientwood? 0:06:47.520 --> 0:06:50.279 Most of the time, green Hills is technically closer. I 0:06:50.279 --> 0:06:52.240 gotta be honest. Every time I go to green Hills, 0:06:53.320 --> 0:06:57.960 I leave depressed because it feels like a geriatric facility. Really, yeah, 0:06:58.000 --> 0:06:59.160 it's like a nursing home. 0:06:59.720 --> 0:07:00.720 Yeah, see, I've heard of it. 0:07:00.920 --> 0:07:02.560 I feel like I would thrive in a place like 0:07:02.560 --> 0:07:05.160 this because I would just want to shame everybody, like, yeah, 0:07:05.200 --> 0:07:07.360 this is this is me over here working out hardest ship. 0:07:07.440 --> 0:07:09.360 But I don't work out hardest ship. I go in there, 0:07:09.360 --> 0:07:11.200 I'm like, this is not the vibe to do my drinking. 0:07:11.920 --> 0:07:13.280 I think the more the. 0:07:13.320 --> 0:07:15.400 More people are looking at you, the better. Yeah. 0:07:15.520 --> 0:07:17.239 If you got people looking at like what the fuck 0:07:17.320 --> 0:07:19.800 is this guy doing? It makes the content so much better? Right. 0:07:20.120 --> 0:07:21.400 We might have to go out one day and get 0:07:21.440 --> 0:07:22.280 a little workout. 0:07:22.040 --> 0:07:24.560 It I think. I think that's for sure. I have 0:07:24.600 --> 0:07:26.320 a new workout I want to work on. It's like, 0:07:27.000 --> 0:07:28.840 you know what you put the forty five on a 0:07:28.880 --> 0:07:31.400 barbell and you do squats and balance the ship. Well, 0:07:31.440 --> 0:07:33.440 that's the other end of the barbells on the ground. 0:07:33.520 --> 0:07:34.360 Yeah, it's the opposite. 0:07:34.400 --> 0:07:37.560 I need a partner and it's basically the beer bong squat, 0:07:37.720 --> 0:07:40.440 So I'll have the forty five pound weight. It's like 0:07:40.440 --> 0:07:42.120 I'm hitting a beer boll and got a partner holding 0:07:42.120 --> 0:07:42.560 the other end. 0:07:42.680 --> 0:07:46.160 Up. There you go. So visual. 0:07:48.160 --> 0:07:49.960 Is a guy. You get on board with her you 0:07:50.000 --> 0:07:51.080 just absolutely hate. 0:07:51.120 --> 0:07:56.280 Yes, yeah, I signed up that get shave a mullet 0:07:56.280 --> 0:07:58.600 into your head. You've made a choice of I'm gonna 0:07:58.600 --> 0:07:59.960 be fifty to fifty on most people i've met. 0:08:00.120 --> 0:08:00.320 Yep. 0:08:00.920 --> 0:08:03.520 But honestly, you've got one too right here. I don't 0:08:03.520 --> 0:08:05.840 know how the rest of the past feels that. I'm 0:08:05.880 --> 0:08:07.720 a big fanude. What I'm what I'm a little worried 0:08:07.760 --> 0:08:10.360 about is the mullet doesn't worry me. The workers don't 0:08:10.360 --> 0:08:13.000 worry me. It's July and you're wearing sweatpants. I'm not 0:08:13.000 --> 0:08:15.560 wearing sweats Those are psychopath. 0:08:15.640 --> 0:08:16.360 That's a psychopath. 0:08:16.400 --> 0:08:17.080 I'm a psychopath. 0:08:17.120 --> 0:08:19.160 But it's also shameless self promotion. 0:08:19.280 --> 0:08:21.640 I got South Iron on the side here nice, so 0:08:21.760 --> 0:08:22.520 they're my pants. 0:08:22.720 --> 0:08:23.920 You know you made those. 0:08:24.160 --> 0:08:26.200 I had the maid, you had the man, but you 0:08:26.200 --> 0:08:27.960 didn't make them. No are you selling those? 0:08:28.240 --> 0:08:28.400 Uh? 0:08:28.440 --> 0:08:30.200 These are one of ones. But I've thought about it. 0:08:30.400 --> 0:08:32.720 Did you know if you went to bustin w TV 0:08:32.840 --> 0:08:34.320 dot com you can get all the merch you want. 0:08:34.640 --> 0:08:36.079 You can go get T shirts, you can get a 0:08:36.240 --> 0:08:39.360 We'll make you get you some uh jakuzi. 0:08:39.440 --> 0:08:41.960 I would love that. I'm gonna can I go do that? 0:08:42.120 --> 0:08:44.320 Now? We can't. 0:08:44.360 --> 0:08:46.000 We can absolutely get that and we'll be right back. 0:08:46.880 --> 0:08:50.800 Yeahs that don't exist, and we do it. Will has 0:08:50.800 --> 0:08:52.720 been trying to get a sponsors for the longest time. Dude, 0:08:52.720 --> 0:08:54.240 it's fucking It's tough. 0:08:54.760 --> 0:08:55.280 We probably have. 0:08:55.880 --> 0:08:57.160 Will hasn't really worked at it. 0:08:57.960 --> 0:08:58.280 Again. 0:08:58.679 --> 0:09:00.640 You know, we don't know what time for what world 0:09:00.760 --> 0:09:02.560 we're in right now. We could we could be we 0:09:02.600 --> 0:09:03.959 could we could be advertising. 0:09:04.000 --> 0:09:05.360 So my my favorite thing. 0:09:05.240 --> 0:09:07.959 About the way Will remembers that is after you said 0:09:07.960 --> 0:09:10.160 that last time, we even said, hey, Will, don't say 0:09:10.160 --> 0:09:12.920 those things in the podcast because it's very unprofessional looking, 0:09:12.920 --> 0:09:14.360 and he said, yeah, you're right, I got a look 0:09:14.360 --> 0:09:15.880 at that, and then here we are, here we are. 0:09:15.960 --> 0:09:18.520 Well, you're not thinking like you gotta think sometimes before 0:09:18.520 --> 0:09:20.360 you talk. No, I don't. 0:09:20.840 --> 0:09:22.800 This is what this can film next week, it can 0:09:22.800 --> 0:09:23.400 film right now. 0:09:23.679 --> 0:09:25.439 You know what. We're gonna post this podcast right after fix. 0:09:25.880 --> 0:09:28.000 See how that works. We'll be right back. We'll be 0:09:28.120 --> 0:09:31.840 right back with this monsors we now have. Now it's fixed, 0:09:32.360 --> 0:09:34.240 and now we're bad fixed. 0:09:34.679 --> 0:09:35.120 So listen. 0:09:35.120 --> 0:09:35.440 I gotta. 0:09:35.440 --> 0:09:37.360 I gotta the only way I know you and you 0:09:37.520 --> 0:09:39.319 so you sink you do music? 0:09:39.440 --> 0:09:40.079 I do music? 0:09:40.120 --> 0:09:40.280 You do? 0:09:40.440 --> 0:09:41.520 What do you play? Do you play at all? 0:09:41.640 --> 0:09:46.080 I play a little guitar, play a little piano, started 0:09:46.120 --> 0:09:46.720 doing that stuff. 0:09:47.480 --> 0:09:48.040 Oh man. 0:09:48.760 --> 0:09:51.040 Early as I can remember, my older cousin always play 0:09:51.280 --> 0:09:54.520 like he had electric guitars around, So I would, you know, 0:09:54.960 --> 0:10:00.360 shittily play the guitar. But I had a keen in 0:10:00.400 --> 0:10:03.120 piano early on my grandmother's house after church on Sundays, 0:10:03.120 --> 0:10:04.800 I'd go and like just play the notes for like 0:10:04.880 --> 0:10:07.959 as the deer pants for the water. And they none 0:10:08.000 --> 0:10:10.400 of my family's musical at all, like my parents and stuff, 0:10:10.400 --> 0:10:13.320 so they were just like, oh, but they didn't notice 0:10:13.320 --> 0:10:14.840 support it. They were just like, that's cool. 0:10:15.000 --> 0:10:15.679 Yeah. 0:10:15.840 --> 0:10:19.720 Third grade Christmas, I got a banjo and the Space 0:10:19.800 --> 0:10:22.680 Jam soundtrack that Christmas and my life so It's been 0:10:22.720 --> 0:10:25.680 the best Christmas of your entire life easily, bro, Because 0:10:25.880 --> 0:10:29.640 like I discovered fucking hip hop R and B all 0:10:29.640 --> 0:10:31.800 that ship through the Space Jam soundtrack. And then I 0:10:31.840 --> 0:10:34.720 got the banjo and I was like turn onto like 0:10:34.840 --> 0:10:37.200 Earl Scruggs and Lester Flat and started like I took 0:10:37.240 --> 0:10:39.480 like a month or two of banjo lessons and learned 0:10:39.480 --> 0:10:41.560 the songs that I can play now, learned like four songs. 0:10:41.640 --> 0:10:43.720 Quit that's all. That's all I can do a banjo. 0:10:43.800 --> 0:10:45.640 I can rip a banjo for four songs. 0:10:46.160 --> 0:10:46.559 I love it. 0:10:46.640 --> 0:10:47.160 You do it right now? 0:10:47.200 --> 0:10:49.079 You get rip a band a banjo here? Yeah? Right now? 0:10:49.120 --> 0:10:50.720 Do we actually have a banjo in the back? How 0:10:50.760 --> 0:10:51.240 do you find it? 0:10:51.320 --> 0:10:52.800 They haven't bring it out? 0:10:54.800 --> 0:10:55.360 Start getting it? 0:10:57.080 --> 0:10:58.800 Was my first Rob Jackson. 0:11:00.000 --> 0:11:00.560 You're in Nashville. 0:11:00.600 --> 0:11:02.280 You're in Nasville, dide I can find any lesson for 0:11:02.320 --> 0:11:03.000 anything out here? 0:11:03.120 --> 0:11:04.160 Yeah, play the. 0:11:07.559 --> 0:11:07.839 Piece. 0:11:08.320 --> 0:11:10.679 Talk about the phone call conversation you have and you're like, yo, 0:11:10.679 --> 0:11:12.320 we should have his cam. I'm gonna give him a call. 0:11:12.640 --> 0:11:14.240 And then he talked about when you called them he's 0:11:14.240 --> 0:11:15.440 like playing PlayStation. 0:11:16.080 --> 0:11:18.120 Yeah, if I called you? I called I called you, 0:11:18.160 --> 0:11:20.760 and I'm like, Yo, what's up, man. No, man, I'm 0:11:20.760 --> 0:11:23.319 just out here playing some PlayStation right, a little two 0:11:23.360 --> 0:11:24.480 K so pretty busy day. 0:11:24.520 --> 0:11:24.959 What's going on? 0:11:25.720 --> 0:11:28.800 That's how That's how our entire conversation started. It was 0:11:30.280 --> 0:11:31.679 I'm not gonna lie. I was a little nervous coming 0:11:31.679 --> 0:11:33.880 into this thing. I know what to expect, but honestly, 0:11:33.880 --> 0:11:36.200 I haven't been let down at all. Will you've let 0:11:36.200 --> 0:11:38.319 me down? Lesson? Will lets me down? He lets me 0:11:38.360 --> 0:11:40.280 down so much in this timeframe. Usually when we start 0:11:40.280 --> 0:11:40.800 the bus. 0:11:40.559 --> 0:11:43.800 It's mutual. Let me already, watch it's mutual every day 0:11:43.840 --> 0:11:44.600 of our lives. Dude. 0:11:44.600 --> 0:11:45.600 Well that man, it's a friendship. 0:11:45.600 --> 0:11:46.440 That's what friends afford. 0:11:47.520 --> 0:11:49.400 I'm in the I'm in the market for a new one. 0:11:49.440 --> 0:11:51.880 So if you got me, I got none, so got none. 0:11:52.440 --> 0:11:54.080 I got my. 0:11:54.160 --> 0:11:54.880 Bullet, so. 0:11:56.520 --> 0:11:58.439 I had to shave a bullet. Dude, you're looking to 0:11:58.720 --> 0:12:03.600 see you won't I well, no, don't would that. I 0:12:03.640 --> 0:12:05.160 know you would, and you should. 0:12:05.920 --> 0:12:06.320 I should. 0:12:06.360 --> 0:12:08.160 I could probably get this lettuce back a little bit, 0:12:08.200 --> 0:12:09.679 but I gotta deal a little more because I got 0:12:09.679 --> 0:12:11.080 that good I got that good curl. 0:12:11.320 --> 0:12:12.320 Yes, that's what I'm saying. 0:12:12.320 --> 0:12:14.719 Your mullet would be luscious coming out of the back 0:12:14.720 --> 0:12:17.600 of a helmet on a windy sunday. God do you 0:12:17.760 --> 0:12:19.520 theo Von the comedian. Yeah, he's great. 0:12:19.559 --> 0:12:20.400 He's solid, dude. 0:12:20.400 --> 0:12:21.200 He's got that. 0:12:21.200 --> 0:12:21.720 That's sweet. 0:12:21.920 --> 0:12:23.000 He's got a great mullet. 0:12:23.040 --> 0:12:25.520 He's got a good go tea to compliment the mullet. 0:12:25.520 --> 0:12:27.559 Facial hair with a mullet is kind of important. 0:12:27.920 --> 0:12:29.800 I kind of got the full beard thing. Wife won't 0:12:29.840 --> 0:12:31.800 let me do a go tea here. I'd have one. Oh, 0:12:32.000 --> 0:12:33.600 you know, it would be sweet as if you had 0:12:33.600 --> 0:12:36.280 a go tea with some mutton chops, that you had 0:12:36.320 --> 0:12:38.600 that good space between here and here, but then you 0:12:38.720 --> 0:12:42.200 bring it down half half cheek, just anna bellum. God, 0:12:42.240 --> 0:12:44.120 you look so fucking good, dude. 0:12:44.800 --> 0:12:47.800 I got no chill too, so it would like look 0:12:47.880 --> 0:12:49.960 like it neither. 0:12:50.120 --> 0:12:51.120 I know, dude, I got this. 0:12:51.160 --> 0:12:54.199 I got this week. I got my eyes and knocked 0:12:54.200 --> 0:12:55.560 out in the week one of the game and a 0:12:55.600 --> 0:12:57.679 week one last year, And I thought to myself as 0:12:57.679 --> 0:12:59.040 soon as I woke up like that, you got a 0:12:59.080 --> 0:13:01.640 fucking get some surgery done him on this chin. 0:13:01.760 --> 0:13:03.240 Dude, you got a glass chin. 0:13:03.360 --> 0:13:04.240 They sell those things. 0:13:04.280 --> 0:13:06.280 I saw a commercial I guess it was a sponsored 0:13:06.320 --> 0:13:08.920 ad on Instagram, which I guess fucking Instagram had heard 0:13:08.960 --> 0:13:11.080 me talking about how I ain't got no jaw. Yeah, 0:13:11.240 --> 0:13:13.280 and uh, they got these little fucking balls you can 0:13:13.360 --> 0:13:13.640 chew on. 0:13:14.240 --> 0:13:17.280 There's a little it's a it's a you put in 0:13:17.360 --> 0:13:17.760 the front of you. 0:13:17.920 --> 0:13:22.320 Like, get a medium or a well done steak and 0:13:22.360 --> 0:13:23.200 eat that instead. 0:13:24.360 --> 0:13:27.000 Be honest, I'd buy the ship that ye imagine you 0:13:27.160 --> 0:13:29.560 imagine how handsome might be with a with a an 0:13:29.559 --> 0:13:32.720 actual jaw line, you'd be decent. Quit your job, fucking 0:13:32.920 --> 0:13:35.800 I quit everything. Yeah, I just be handsome. What's that guy? 0:13:35.880 --> 0:13:38.840 Do he professionally handsome? 0:13:38.960 --> 0:13:39.120 Yeah? 0:13:39.440 --> 0:13:41.240 Yeah? Does he get paid? I don't really think he does. 0:13:41.320 --> 0:13:42.800 It just needs handsome, you know what I'm saying. 0:13:42.840 --> 0:13:43.640 Yeah, you don't get paid. 0:13:43.679 --> 0:13:47.200 That's you don't have dude. It's it's the world of Instagram. 0:13:47.240 --> 0:13:48.959 You look good, they send you free ship. 0:13:49.320 --> 0:13:50.400 Yeah, dude. Period. 0:13:50.480 --> 0:13:53.360 Well, we had an watch out Will try not to 0:13:53.400 --> 0:13:56.360 fuck this whole thing up. We had Sean Booth on 0:13:56.400 --> 0:13:58.680 the on the podcast, and I'm looking I get to 0:13:58.760 --> 0:14:02.040 look at Will every day and like, Sean's got the beard, 0:14:02.080 --> 0:14:03.920 he's got the jaw line, he's got the veins coming 0:14:03.960 --> 0:14:05.920 out of the arms. And I'm looking back and forth. 0:14:05.960 --> 0:14:09.720 I'm like, yo, like will legit is like the way 0:14:09.840 --> 0:14:12.320 uglier version of Sean Like you could see it, like 0:14:12.360 --> 0:14:13.520 he's got no jaw line. 0:14:13.800 --> 0:14:15.160 He fixed his jaws. 0:14:16.080 --> 0:14:18.240 Do you see this jaw line? You see his shoulder 0:14:18.280 --> 0:14:20.160 like he wore a tank top and I told him 0:14:20.160 --> 0:14:23.280 earlier we actually did arms. Today you can't tell, but 0:14:23.360 --> 0:14:26.680 I'm saying, like his shoulders, his shoulders, there's usually a 0:14:26.720 --> 0:14:28.240 definition a part where you're like, oh, that's what the 0:14:28.240 --> 0:14:29.680 shoulder ends and where the bicup starts. 0:14:30.680 --> 0:14:32.280 We already got a backup. You already messed up with 0:14:32.920 --> 0:14:35.680 got like have you seen have you hang on? Hang on? 0:14:35.720 --> 0:14:38.080 You had your You already had your turn, Bud, you 0:14:38.120 --> 0:14:38.640 had your turn. 0:14:39.320 --> 0:14:40.760 You know, you know when you have like in the 0:14:41.200 --> 0:14:43.640 movie like chasing at like a pig store. 0:14:43.640 --> 0:14:47.080 You know what I'm saying, you had You did really 0:14:47.120 --> 0:14:50.880 bad job. He talked about my jaw line. Do you 0:14:50.920 --> 0:14:53.800 see this jaw structure like Taylor's jaw lying. I don't 0:14:53.800 --> 0:14:55.680 know if you've seen the The X Men movies where 0:14:55.720 --> 0:14:57.280 the father he like melts on the ground. 0:14:57.360 --> 0:14:58.160 It's just his face. 0:14:58.600 --> 0:15:01.040 That's how Taylor like looks looks like a melted face 0:15:01.080 --> 0:15:03.360 into the ground flubber called they want to do their 0:15:03.560 --> 0:15:04.200 sequel with you. 0:15:04.240 --> 0:15:06.520 Oh, that's that's such a bad joke. It's it's not 0:15:06.560 --> 0:15:07.040 a bad joke. 0:15:07.080 --> 0:15:07.720 That's probably one of you. 0:15:07.800 --> 0:15:09.800 You literally you literally go, hey, Will has a bad 0:15:09.880 --> 0:15:13.720 jaw line, like just look at the jaw, ude, Hey, step. 0:15:13.480 --> 0:15:15.760 Back, your head is look at Joe small and your 0:15:15.800 --> 0:15:16.520 neck is so bait. 0:15:16.600 --> 0:15:19.520 Dude, dude, I'm a good looking cat. I really don't 0:15:19.560 --> 0:15:20.840 even need someone. 0:15:20.880 --> 0:15:24.680 Pull up, Hey, pull up Will Compton twenty sixteen. 0:15:24.800 --> 0:15:28.600 Go ahead, do that. It's the twenty nineteen. 0:15:28.880 --> 0:15:29.960 You know what You're just what you mean to do. 0:15:30.000 --> 0:15:32.160 I'm all fucking natural, dude. You're a phony. 0:15:32.320 --> 0:15:38.240 You're not on they last year, last year, this one 0:15:38.800 --> 0:15:40.440 that makes picked. 0:15:40.520 --> 0:15:43.360 Hey, when your mouth is closed, I agree with you. 0:15:43.560 --> 0:15:45.880 To get the red someone the red kinds with him smiling. 0:15:45.920 --> 0:15:51.840 Bro damn. Hey the boy did He's got some chompers on. 0:15:52.320 --> 0:15:55.440 As a wood schipper back in Missouri before people will 0:15:55.480 --> 0:15:57.800 call the short found the NFL. Dude, he was like, yo, 0:15:57.880 --> 0:16:00.120 I gotta chip some wood to day, dude. That's what 0:16:00.160 --> 0:16:00.800 he fucking did. 0:16:01.080 --> 0:16:02.920 Taylor last year after I got my teeth, He's like, hey, 0:16:02.960 --> 0:16:05.600 I'm thinking about getting beard plugs, no doubt, don't tell anybody, 0:16:05.680 --> 0:16:06.400 but I didn't do it. 0:16:06.440 --> 0:16:07.040 And look as you did. 0:16:07.040 --> 0:16:09.120 You ruined, You ruined. If that's a friendship breaker, dude, 0:16:09.200 --> 0:16:09.760 that's fine. 0:16:09.920 --> 0:16:12.560 You're trying to right, you're trying to run right now. 0:16:13.880 --> 0:16:16.800 Confidence here you were gonna beard plugs? Who was getting? 0:16:16.800 --> 0:16:16.840 You? 0:16:16.920 --> 0:16:17.160 Want to. 0:16:19.080 --> 0:16:27.160 Joe? You know what? A fucking ricket? 0:16:27.200 --> 0:16:27.440 You know what? 0:16:27.560 --> 0:16:28.160 Yeah? Will? Okay? 0:16:28.160 --> 0:16:31.080 So Will got his teeth thumb I said, God damn, 0:16:32.240 --> 0:16:34.000 I gotta, I gotta maybe there's something I could do. 0:16:34.160 --> 0:16:34.960 Why am I six? 0:16:35.160 --> 0:16:39.160 Just shut the fuck up and are hurt? So I 0:16:39.960 --> 0:16:42.600 do this fucking guy? I had these like I had 0:16:42.640 --> 0:16:44.040 these patches in here. You know what I'm saying. I 0:16:44.160 --> 0:16:46.280 got that full earnest beard. I don't got that that 0:16:46.360 --> 0:16:49.560 white treasure loves seven. So I thought to myself, Yo, 0:16:49.600 --> 0:16:51.160 I might just go out to l A and I 0:16:51.240 --> 0:16:53.120 might just might just do it. And I look at 0:16:53.160 --> 0:16:56.160 Will because Will's with my really good friends plummeting right now, 0:16:56.800 --> 0:16:58.680 and I called him like, Yo, did you got the 0:16:58.720 --> 0:16:59.160 teeth thumb on? 0:16:59.200 --> 0:16:59.600 How do you feel? 0:16:59.640 --> 0:17:01.480 Did you feel to sell out when you did? He's like, honestly, 0:17:01.760 --> 0:17:03.000 at first, I kind of did, but I was like, 0:17:03.040 --> 0:17:04.680 you know, once I did, I was like, no regirts. 0:17:05.119 --> 0:17:06.600 So I was like, I gotta fuck it. I gotta 0:17:06.600 --> 0:17:09.240 get this thing going. Long story short, dude, I just 0:17:09.240 --> 0:17:10.720 looked in the mirror one day and I was like, dude, 0:17:10.800 --> 0:17:13.159 I love you, and he said it back at the 0:17:13.160 --> 0:17:15.520 same time. So I was like, damn, Like these dudes 0:17:15.640 --> 0:17:16.879 really really just kind of. 0:17:16.840 --> 0:17:17.320 Have a connection. 0:17:17.480 --> 0:17:20.240 I'm thinking about yo, yo, I've been talking to myself 0:17:20.280 --> 0:17:22.120 for twenty five minutes in the mirror. I can't leave 0:17:22.160 --> 0:17:23.000 this guy, right. 0:17:23.040 --> 0:17:23.520 You know what I'm saying. 0:17:23.560 --> 0:17:24.919 I'm gonna let it rid. I'm gonna let it roll 0:17:24.960 --> 0:17:27.359 in there, dude, and if if by the some grace 0:17:27.400 --> 0:17:29.320 of the fucking Holy Spirit or whoever the hell's up there, 0:17:29.520 --> 0:17:32.200 gives me a full beard someday, I'm gonna call Will's ass, dude, 0:17:32.200 --> 0:17:34.760 and I'm gonna fucking I'm gonna go back to Bontai, 0:17:34.880 --> 0:17:37.479 Missouri where he's at. Yeah, because becaus now where I'm 0:17:37.480 --> 0:17:39.040 gonna be because I because I kicked him out of 0:17:39.080 --> 0:17:41.680 this podcast. Now he's fucking broke. He went to Bontai, 0:17:41.840 --> 0:17:44.200 fucking Missouri, and I'm gonna go there, and the only 0:17:44.200 --> 0:17:46.200 thing he's gonna have. He's gonna have wrinkly leather skin 0:17:46.240 --> 0:17:47.919 because he's so old and he works out and he 0:17:47.960 --> 0:17:50.560 works in the fucking farms. Dude, farm, He's got a 0:17:50.560 --> 0:17:52.920 farmer's hand, and I'm gonna punch out his right front 0:17:52.960 --> 0:17:55.359 tooth and he won't have enough money to fix it, dude. 0:17:55.400 --> 0:17:57.520 And I'll have just one of those little dangly things, 0:17:57.800 --> 0:18:00.760 and I'll say, remember twenty nineteen, dude, and I'll leave 0:18:00.840 --> 0:18:02.600 and I'll get in my private jet and I'll fucking 0:18:02.640 --> 0:18:03.400 fly out of there. Dude. 0:18:03.400 --> 0:18:06.440 I'm like, get me out of this. I'm done. 0:18:07.040 --> 0:18:08.720 I'm fucking done with this guy. 0:18:08.840 --> 0:18:09.040 Dude. 0:18:09.880 --> 0:18:13.840 Welcome to plus so disrespect. That was a friendship code, 0:18:13.840 --> 0:18:14.159 you know. 0:18:14.200 --> 0:18:16.320 I don't know why you got a point. Yeah, I 0:18:16.320 --> 0:18:16.679 don't know why. 0:18:17.320 --> 0:18:18.040 I don't want to know what you. 0:18:20.400 --> 0:18:21.000 Put the finger. 0:18:21.160 --> 0:18:24.639 Put the finger, bro you always so in love. I 0:18:24.680 --> 0:18:28.800 don't get that tastes a good catch a boogy. You 0:18:28.840 --> 0:18:30.120 pick your nose a lot? What's the deal? 0:18:30.480 --> 0:18:32.840 I found myself picking my nose a lot. This is 0:18:32.840 --> 0:18:35.440 the first time I've ever been asked that. But uh, yeah, 0:18:35.480 --> 0:18:38.280 I think I do. Actually I'm not necessarily probably, but 0:18:38.480 --> 0:18:40.320 I'm the guy in the car that will be fucking 0:18:40.520 --> 0:18:43.480 digging for no reason with my pinky. Probably i'd like 0:18:43.480 --> 0:18:45.159 to say I'm itching, but I really feel like I 0:18:45.160 --> 0:18:45.959 have a booger up there. 0:18:46.080 --> 0:18:49.920 Scrape, scrape the whole border. Yeah. You know. Sometimes I'll 0:18:49.920 --> 0:18:51.600 think to myself, like, I got to be the only 0:18:51.680 --> 0:18:52.920 dude who picks my nose as much. 0:18:53.080 --> 0:18:55.159 Yeah no, And I think people catch me, but I'm like, 0:18:55.160 --> 0:18:55.919 they're not catching me. 0:18:55.960 --> 0:18:59.240 That's why I got titted windows. I had tinted windows, dude. 0:18:59.280 --> 0:19:01.560 But the thing is that you're front. I remember back 0:19:01.560 --> 0:19:03.200 in the day, my dad and I were driving and 0:19:03.240 --> 0:19:06.480 we're going down the street, the street, and we're at 0:19:06.520 --> 0:19:08.280 a stoplight, and my dad said, look at this girl. 0:19:08.280 --> 0:19:09.080 And I looked in the rear. 0:19:09.040 --> 0:19:12.040 View mirror, and this chick's just going to poundtown. 0:19:12.119 --> 0:19:12.359 Dude. 0:19:12.400 --> 0:19:14.280 She is getting after this same I swear to god, 0:19:14.320 --> 0:19:15.840 she was trying to give herself brain damage. 0:19:16.080 --> 0:19:16.879 And she looked at it. 0:19:17.680 --> 0:19:19.280 I goes watch or watch or watch or watch or 0:19:19.280 --> 0:19:22.280 watch her and she just slow mode brought it into 0:19:22.320 --> 0:19:24.080 her mouth and ate it. And so every time I 0:19:24.080 --> 0:19:25.600 picked my nose, I'm like sitting there to light. Dude, 0:19:25.760 --> 0:19:27.560 I'm in that thing hard because I don't know what 0:19:27.600 --> 0:19:30.760 it is like. When I was ten years old, I 0:19:30.840 --> 0:19:32.679 was sitting in my house and I'm thinking to myself, 0:19:32.720 --> 0:19:36.400 like I'm watching Castaway, Yeah, what would I do if 0:19:36.440 --> 0:19:39.159 if something like that happened to me? And as I'm thinking, 0:19:39.160 --> 0:19:41.639 for some reason, my thinking feeling my nervous tick, I 0:19:41.640 --> 0:19:43.720 had to pick my nose. So I picked my nose 0:19:43.760 --> 0:19:45.120 and I picked it. I was like ten, I picked 0:19:45.119 --> 0:19:47.520 it and then I ate it up and I was like, yo, 0:19:48.800 --> 0:19:51.080 you're a genius. If you ever get if you're over 0:19:51.080 --> 0:19:55.640 an island, you're not dead. Just food source up here 0:19:56.080 --> 0:20:00.119 that you can just eat and it'll be over of 0:20:00.119 --> 0:20:02.760 a whole. I have a whole ecosystem at ten though, 0:20:02.920 --> 0:20:04.240 Yeah that's fine. 0:20:04.520 --> 0:20:07.720 At twenty seven, that is about the only other time 0:20:07.760 --> 0:20:10.159 you're just like, I'm about to fucking dominate this booker. 0:20:10.520 --> 0:20:13.800 You're stranding on island. 0:20:13.840 --> 0:20:15.439 It's been like three days. 0:20:15.640 --> 0:20:17.639 I like, you, like, keep yourself from like picking it. 0:20:17.720 --> 0:20:19.399 You let it grow in there. Yeah, I'm about to 0:20:19.560 --> 0:20:20.439 go in on this. 0:20:20.680 --> 0:20:22.680 Naked and Afraid. You'll watch Naked in Afraid. No, I 0:20:22.720 --> 0:20:23.320 haven't seen it. 0:20:23.560 --> 0:20:24.000 It's great. 0:20:24.080 --> 0:20:27.720 Yeah I have, it's great, but I'm it's a perfect show. 0:20:28.400 --> 0:20:30.119 No and I wouldn't be. But I'm just saying if 0:20:30.119 --> 0:20:31.920 I would be a Day one, I'd be fucking starring. 0:20:31.960 --> 0:20:33.840 Be Like, I'm not going to look for fucking avocados. 0:20:33.840 --> 0:20:34.760 I'm picking my boogers. 0:20:35.320 --> 0:20:35.720 That's it. 0:20:35.880 --> 0:20:37.159 I'm saving energy I. 0:20:37.240 --> 0:20:39.880 Made make the girl or whatever through all the work. 0:20:40.400 --> 0:20:42.560 She's there interview like that fucking piece of ship. That 0:20:42.560 --> 0:20:44.800 that that dynamic, It just it just cuts to me. 0:20:45.119 --> 0:20:49.840 Avocados sitting on a fucking branch, just tossing boogers back 0:20:49.960 --> 0:20:51.040 like grapes. 0:20:51.359 --> 0:20:52.760 Like you put them in his own mallet, put it 0:20:52.760 --> 0:20:56.480 on a branch like a person do it for you. Yeah. 0:20:56.760 --> 0:21:00.000 I did a Naked and Afraid Vine when Vine was out. Yeah, 0:21:00.119 --> 0:21:02.280 that go, well it was I didn't. I don't think 0:21:02.320 --> 0:21:03.399 I posted that one. I don't know. 0:21:03.480 --> 0:21:05.920 I was like, uh so I got naked, obviously, and 0:21:06.160 --> 0:21:07.679 there was a I just took a plant from the 0:21:07.680 --> 0:21:09.600 house and sat it next to a mirror and then 0:21:09.680 --> 0:21:11.600 just kind of panned it around and I literally just go, 0:21:11.960 --> 0:21:14.480 I'm just naked and afraid at this point, because you know, 0:21:14.520 --> 0:21:19.560 why didn't you boat that? I know I was in 0:21:19.600 --> 0:21:21.879 college and you know you're like brainwashed and like, okay, 0:21:22.040 --> 0:21:23.760 you coach would get pissed about this one. 0:21:24.040 --> 0:21:26.280 Oh my, she only had what seven seconds to make 0:21:26.280 --> 0:21:26.600 a video? 0:21:26.680 --> 0:21:27.720 Or six second seconds? 0:21:27.920 --> 0:21:28.560 Did you do you? 0:21:28.600 --> 0:21:29.200 Definitely advice? 0:21:29.240 --> 0:21:29.439 I did. 0:21:29.480 --> 0:21:31.560 I had a had a It was like it would 0:21:31.560 --> 0:21:32.960 have been like twenty twelve times. 0:21:33.800 --> 0:21:35.760 No, but I have that video saved on my phone. 0:21:35.800 --> 0:21:38.400 I hope you was that phone thirty three years old? 0:21:38.440 --> 0:21:38.920 Apparently? 0:21:39.040 --> 0:21:40.040 Yeah, Jesus Christ. 0:21:40.160 --> 0:21:42.600 Guys. You guys know it's data transfers when you get 0:21:42.640 --> 0:21:43.640 an does it? 0:21:44.520 --> 0:21:47.600 I mean, you know, honest honestly, I don't own a computer. 0:21:48.240 --> 0:21:49.800 That's a lot. I own a computer. I haven't used 0:21:49.800 --> 0:21:51.320 a computer like two three years. Yeah, there you go. 0:21:51.760 --> 0:21:54.000 I got to FedEx to print my stuff out, Prince, 0:21:54.200 --> 0:21:55.520 I actually think, will go do it? 0:21:55.680 --> 0:21:56.240 I found it? 0:21:56.600 --> 0:22:04.600 Didn't Oh ship, that's my new ring tone. Dude to 0:22:04.640 --> 0:22:05.760 me that, that's great. 0:22:05.960 --> 0:22:07.479 Play it again, playing against I canna hear it. 0:22:10.040 --> 0:22:10.680 I'm just naked. 0:22:10.960 --> 0:22:13.640 You see the beginning where I'm like naked, A little 0:22:13.640 --> 0:22:14.520 butt crack back there. 0:22:15.160 --> 0:22:16.119 That's hilarious. 0:22:16.200 --> 0:22:21.400 Dude, Oh my god, quick, you just found that? 0:22:21.800 --> 0:22:22.439 Did you have that? 0:22:22.600 --> 0:22:25.320 Like you had that in the video, the two pairs 0:22:25.320 --> 0:22:28.359 of flip flops. I'm just naked. 0:22:28.440 --> 0:22:34.600 Afraid at this point. 0:22:37.080 --> 0:22:38.399 One of these other videos. 0:22:38.920 --> 0:22:40.440 Dude, I don't keep dude. 0:22:40.520 --> 0:22:44.280 We just found the Vine gold standard, hungover, hungry, please 0:22:44.320 --> 0:22:47.879 help look at it. You you probably got hair and 0:22:47.920 --> 0:22:49.520 plants too, didn't you? Because your hair is a little 0:22:49.560 --> 0:22:50.040 thinner in there. 0:22:50.200 --> 0:22:52.919 It is a little hit thinner in the corners. No, 0:22:53.040 --> 0:22:54.280 I don't have a hair. I don't have a hair. 0:22:54.320 --> 0:22:54.480 Please. 0:22:54.520 --> 0:23:00.080 Yeah, I don't believe yet yet. Yeah, it's. 0:23:03.560 --> 0:23:08.440 Uh Sunday scaries, dude. Nothing worse than the Sunday scares 0:23:08.800 --> 0:23:09.080 was this. 0:23:09.160 --> 0:23:10.280 I wish Vine came back. 0:23:10.400 --> 0:23:12.480 That was gonna be cool. Vine was fun, dude. 0:23:12.280 --> 0:23:12.879 It was fun. 0:23:12.960 --> 0:23:16.679 I forgot about that hey ball that let me get 0:23:16.720 --> 0:23:17.320 my phone back? 0:23:17.400 --> 0:23:21.600 No, nope, Oh man, this is good. 0:23:21.680 --> 0:23:22.440 I wish we could live. 0:23:22.520 --> 0:23:24.520 We got a transition right here. You had a heart 0:23:24.520 --> 0:23:25.879 attack senior year of high school. 0:23:25.920 --> 0:23:28.480 Oh wow, coca cocaine, cocaine accessories? 0:23:28.520 --> 0:23:31.760 What in cocaine? Surprisingly, it was really it was. This 0:23:32.280 --> 0:23:35.120 was It's called myocarditis. It was a viral infection. 0:23:35.880 --> 0:23:36.960 Super watch yourself. 0:23:37.000 --> 0:23:40.359 Sorry, yeah, dude, it was like a sinus infection, but 0:23:40.400 --> 0:23:41.879 instead of it going to my sinus as it went 0:23:41.920 --> 0:23:42.880 to my myocardian. 0:23:43.040 --> 0:23:45.080 This is the most I know about the anatomy. 0:23:44.680 --> 0:23:50.000 By the way, just for like, wow, this guy's I 0:23:50.000 --> 0:23:53.880 didn't know where my fun was before this, but but uh, 0:23:53.960 --> 0:23:56.240 the the ship went to my myocardian and then my 0:23:56.240 --> 0:23:57.240 immune system attacked. 0:23:57.280 --> 0:23:58.359 It is on a Sunday. 0:23:58.359 --> 0:24:01.520 I'm just having a Sunday, having a Sunday on Sunday, 0:24:01.560 --> 0:24:02.800 having a Sunday on a Sunday. 0:24:03.080 --> 0:24:05.040 I love it, man, And uh, I thought. 0:24:05.080 --> 0:24:05.320 I was. 0:24:05.640 --> 0:24:07.159 You know, when you're running in cold weather and it 0:24:07.160 --> 0:24:09.760 feels like you're breathing in like a fiery ice or whatever, 0:24:09.800 --> 0:24:12.320 it's tough to breathe. Maybe that's just fat guys. 0:24:13.640 --> 0:24:15.400 I looked, and I still see. 0:24:15.240 --> 0:24:18.000 Him, like nobody. Okay, yeah, well. 0:24:18.160 --> 0:24:21.320 Against you you're a professional athletes being an average guy 0:24:21.440 --> 0:24:24.520 running running and you're just like, hey, think I'm dying. 0:24:25.760 --> 0:24:27.119 It was like that. 0:24:27.320 --> 0:24:30.800 But I hadn't done shit that day, and I was like, man, dude, 0:24:30.800 --> 0:24:32.760 this doesn't feel right. So I went to the hospital 0:24:33.200 --> 0:24:35.800 with my mom and they took forever in the er. 0:24:36.080 --> 0:24:40.360 They ran like e kg and shit, and uh doctor came. 0:24:40.400 --> 0:24:42.080 He was like, well, I think you're probably just having 0:24:42.080 --> 0:24:44.160 an asthma attack because of allergies. I was like, okay, 0:24:44.320 --> 0:24:46.240 never had asthma before whatever, So he gave me a 0:24:46.280 --> 0:24:48.680 breathing treatment, sent me home, felt better throughout the day. 0:24:48.720 --> 0:24:52.239 That night, that pain came back, like times twenty. This 0:24:52.320 --> 0:24:55.040 is two weeks into district tournament. This is a district 0:24:55.040 --> 0:24:58.400 tournament's senior year baseball, Like, we're having a fucking great run. 0:24:58.480 --> 0:25:01.960 I was a pitcher having a good season. This happened 0:25:02.000 --> 0:25:04.720 on a Sunday. Then went back in the back in 0:25:04.760 --> 0:25:07.200 the hospital that night. They come back, They're like, well, 0:25:07.200 --> 0:25:09.480 I know you're here earlier and we tested you for 0:25:09.480 --> 0:25:10.960 a heart attack and you weren't having one. 0:25:11.320 --> 0:25:13.120 We're gonna do it one more time. So they ran the. 0:25:13.080 --> 0:25:15.400 Test and doctors like you were having you were having 0:25:15.440 --> 0:25:17.480 a heart attack right now. My mom was like she 0:25:17.560 --> 0:25:20.479 walked out of the fucking room, like calling everybody crying. 0:25:21.080 --> 0:25:22.760 So you're a hold on time. So you your mom 0:25:22.880 --> 0:25:25.080 just left yet. 0:25:27.480 --> 0:25:29.719 Another one. This is my one. 0:25:30.240 --> 0:25:32.400 I was adopted three weeks old. I was like, great, 0:25:32.400 --> 0:25:35.760 now I gotta go get adopted again. But no, she 0:25:35.800 --> 0:25:38.159 walked out. She she was like freaking out. Obviously, we 0:25:38.160 --> 0:25:40.080 weren't expecting to have a heart attack that night. 0:25:40.400 --> 0:25:43.760 Uh, but it was a great we weren't We weren't 0:25:43.760 --> 0:25:48.120 expecting to have a heart attack. Dude, you know how 0:25:48.200 --> 0:25:51.320 good of a fucking weapon piece that is when you're 0:25:51.320 --> 0:25:54.119 in a fight with a girlfriend and she's being a bitch. 0:25:55.240 --> 0:25:57.119 Yeah, your wife, your wife, listen to this right now, 0:25:57.160 --> 0:26:00.879 going go ahead, keep going thing, call and see what happened. 0:26:00.960 --> 0:26:04.760 Nope, nope, I'm just saying when you're when you finished 0:26:04.760 --> 0:26:07.240 that time, I am, No, I am. There's nothing better 0:26:07.280 --> 0:26:10.840 than hitting somebody with a gotta go having a heart attack. 0:26:11.600 --> 0:26:15.840 And then I a through the night. I got a 0:26:15.880 --> 0:26:18.720 catheter up my cock. Uh, you got a catheter in there? Yeah, 0:26:18.720 --> 0:26:19.320 they ran one. 0:26:19.440 --> 0:26:20.960 Did they dug you first. 0:26:20.880 --> 0:26:21.800 Or they going there cold? 0:26:22.040 --> 0:26:24.040 They drugged me first, so I don't necessarily. I didn't 0:26:24.040 --> 0:26:25.840 have a bad experience with the catheter. I think it 0:26:25.840 --> 0:26:28.320 was actually went great, but UH. 0:26:29.240 --> 0:26:30.920 Don't remember. I don't remember good. 0:26:31.040 --> 0:26:34.840 I remember getting wheeled out, shot shot that They wanted 0:26:34.880 --> 0:26:37.200 me to pee in a cup and I couldn't peece 0:26:37.240 --> 0:26:39.200 so they had to run the ship. So they gave 0:26:39.240 --> 0:26:40.720 me all this medicine stuff and the next thing, I 0:26:40.920 --> 0:26:42.600 wake up the next morning and I had had my 0:26:42.680 --> 0:26:45.480 heart attack, and I was back playing baseball two weeks later. 0:26:45.760 --> 0:26:46.879 Way like nothing happened. 0:26:46.920 --> 0:26:49.680 We went on win the state championship, shot out David 0:26:49.720 --> 0:26:52.280 Lips from high school. My dad was my high school 0:26:52.320 --> 0:26:54.719 baseball coach and it was his nine hundredth career victory. 0:26:54.880 --> 0:26:57.320 Oh my god, I got to pitch for the wind. 0:26:57.400 --> 0:26:59.160 It was great, man. 0:26:59.600 --> 0:27:04.399 It was Ernie Railer, Ernie Ral dude. That's yeah, it was. 0:27:04.400 --> 0:27:05.400 That was a cool experience. 0:27:05.560 --> 0:27:06.960 HBO should have had you on their show. 0:27:07.119 --> 0:27:10.000 Yeah, well up, hey you hear that. 0:27:10.359 --> 0:27:10.920 It's a train. 0:27:11.040 --> 0:27:13.880 That's a train, my baby, and anytime you're on the bus, dude, 0:27:13.920 --> 0:27:16.680 that would not be a podcast without the bus or sorry, 0:27:16.720 --> 0:27:18.280 damn without the train coming on the bus. 0:27:18.320 --> 0:27:18.480 Dude. 0:27:18.520 --> 0:27:20.320 Yeah, how long do they normally last? I don't know 0:27:20.359 --> 0:27:23.160 they there's a lot of box cars on those things, dude, 0:27:23.359 --> 0:27:27.520 Like sometimes hundreds on hundreds talk about cocaine. I bet 0:27:27.520 --> 0:27:27.960 some just. 0:27:27.920 --> 0:27:31.240 Passed us as. 0:27:30.600 --> 0:27:32.760 Going on I guarantee, dude, you see all those all 0:27:32.800 --> 0:27:34.800 the storage was like what thirty eight million dollars worth 0:27:34.800 --> 0:27:36.360 of cocaine, wasn't. 0:27:36.200 --> 0:27:39.040 It like IBM or something like that, like own the bus, JP. 0:27:39.000 --> 0:27:42.879 Morgan, JP Morgan class case dud, Like look that up. 0:27:43.000 --> 0:27:44.320 Do they have a video This is a video of 0:27:44.359 --> 0:27:47.640 a guy of the Coast Guards storming a submarine. 0:27:47.840 --> 0:27:50.440 Dude, that one was with like eighteen. 0:27:50.480 --> 0:27:53.199 Whatever, eighty million pounds something like that. My question is 0:27:53.600 --> 0:27:55.639 if they're like, hey, the coach guards, like, all right, 0:27:55.680 --> 0:27:58.280 well we should probably get the submarine to submarine you 0:27:58.800 --> 0:28:02.760 go down home submarine. Yeah, its homemade, so it wasn't 0:28:02.800 --> 0:28:04.119 like legit just skimmer. 0:28:04.240 --> 0:28:07.760 That's why I couldn't go under. Yeah. No, I'm sitting 0:28:07.760 --> 0:28:08.080 there watching. 0:28:08.119 --> 0:28:09.440 I'm like, yo, these days are about to jump on 0:28:09.480 --> 0:28:12.520 the submarine and who knows what after that? 0:28:12.680 --> 0:28:16.840 Right, Oh my god, the balls you have to have, 0:28:16.920 --> 0:28:18.919 Like this guy, they're coming up on this thing, and 0:28:18.960 --> 0:28:20.680 you know, like if you have drugs, you have a 0:28:20.760 --> 0:28:23.200 machine gun, and they're sure they're. 0:28:23.040 --> 0:28:25.880 Coming out firing. Like me, I'm this guy pointing, hey, 0:28:26.200 --> 0:28:27.120 you jump on there. 0:28:27.359 --> 0:28:29.080 Yeah, yeah, yeah, you're telling the other guy. Then you're 0:28:29.080 --> 0:28:31.159 still you're looking at me and he taylor, Yeah, you 0:28:31.200 --> 0:28:33.360 know it. They're also yelling at it like they can 0:28:33.440 --> 0:28:40.920 hear what's happening. Get out of there, goddamn submarine. Don't 0:28:40.960 --> 0:28:42.040 make me jump on there. 0:28:42.200 --> 0:28:43.200 This thing was homemade. 0:28:43.520 --> 0:28:44.760 Yeah, that's crazy. 0:28:44.760 --> 0:28:46.280 I don't know whose house they made it at, but 0:28:46.600 --> 0:28:48.200 it's not Uh. 0:28:48.080 --> 0:28:50.320 You can go right now. It's like call of duty. 0:28:50.400 --> 0:28:52.440 They get they're right on it in the middle of 0:28:52.480 --> 0:28:53.160 the oce You, dude, this. 0:28:53.120 --> 0:28:55.840 Guy, this is call of duty modern warfare. 0:28:56.080 --> 0:28:58.680 Look at him slamming that thing and having to open 0:28:58.720 --> 0:29:00.520 that up. His adrenalin has got to be saying like, 0:29:00.520 --> 0:29:02.320 I'm about to get you get like I'm thinking you 0:29:02.360 --> 0:29:03.320 got it, You're gonna get shot. 0:29:03.400 --> 0:29:05.240 Yep. Yeah, and that opens up. 0:29:06.480 --> 0:29:09.760 Not that just looking surrendered immediately, dude. 0:29:09.800 --> 0:29:11.440 Yeah, he didn't want any of that juice. 0:29:11.600 --> 0:29:15.320 Dude, No, this guy, that's crazy. That's a lot of drugs. 0:29:15.360 --> 0:29:16.280 Man, it's a lot of drugs. 0:29:16.280 --> 0:29:18.120 It's a lot of time in prison. That's a lot 0:29:18.160 --> 0:29:19.440 of time in prison. How long do you get in 0:29:19.440 --> 0:29:20.080 prison for that? 0:29:20.200 --> 0:29:20.280 Like? 0:29:20.360 --> 0:29:24.280 Was it? I've never been how much I've ever been 0:29:24.280 --> 0:29:27.320 for that? I mean, I mean, shit, you you're gone. 0:29:27.400 --> 0:29:28.719 What's the worst thing you've ever done? Have you ever 0:29:28.760 --> 0:29:29.240 broke the law? 0:29:30.440 --> 0:29:31.040 Plenty of times? 0:29:31.680 --> 0:29:35.760 Look at me? Worst thing I ever did? Shit, I'm 0:29:35.760 --> 0:29:36.320 a good kid. 0:29:36.360 --> 0:29:40.200 I'll tell you what. I didn't get in trouble for this, 0:29:40.760 --> 0:29:42.680 but this is classic. I was at a friend's high 0:29:42.680 --> 0:29:46.120 school party. It was a surprise birthday party and Uh, 0:29:46.440 --> 0:29:48.120 I had my truck there at a single cab F 0:29:48.160 --> 0:29:52.120 one fifty. I was like seventeen, and me and my 0:29:52.160 --> 0:29:54.600 buddies were kind of just driving around, like taking a 0:29:54.640 --> 0:29:56.760 dip before the party kind of started having We're just 0:29:56.800 --> 0:30:00.320 cruising around the neighborhood, dipping, talking shit. Get back to 0:30:00.320 --> 0:30:02.560 the party, park down the road because it's surprise party. 0:30:02.640 --> 0:30:05.680 We don't want people to see our cars. Uh, go 0:30:05.760 --> 0:30:07.760 in party for a little while. Then like, yo, I'm 0:30:07.760 --> 0:30:09.400 gonna go out to the truck, get our cigars. They're 0:30:09.400 --> 0:30:12.080 gonna go smoke cigars. Go out to the truck. I'd 0:30:12.080 --> 0:30:14.960 locked my keys in the car right next to a 0:30:14.960 --> 0:30:17.200 little bit of a little bit of weed, a couple 0:30:17.200 --> 0:30:19.120 of beers, and my cigars, and my parents are the 0:30:19.120 --> 0:30:25.040 only ones with somebody else's yeah just my yes, my friends, 0:30:25.120 --> 0:30:29.520 my friends we and uh yeah. So as a genius 0:30:29.680 --> 0:30:32.480 seventeen year old, I'm thinking, don't have the cash to 0:30:32.480 --> 0:30:36.440 get a locksmith, right, Mom can't bring a spare key 0:30:36.480 --> 0:30:39.240 because this party's over. If she comes and lets me 0:30:39.320 --> 0:30:41.880 into my truck. Church of Christ born and race like 0:30:41.920 --> 0:30:45.640 super conservative, really big ta if mom shows up. So 0:30:45.720 --> 0:30:47.880 I did the next mosto logical thing. I picked up 0:30:47.920 --> 0:30:50.760 a rock and started banging the window. I'm gonna break 0:30:50.760 --> 0:30:57.280 into my car, doesn't break step back crow hop boom boom, 0:30:57.320 --> 0:31:01.040 went through fucking both windows, brood are both windows And 0:31:01.080 --> 0:31:03.080 like just in the moment, I was like, I'm gonna 0:31:03.080 --> 0:31:04.880 get my ship out of here. Went back to the 0:31:04.880 --> 0:31:08.960 party and fucking got to Uh, what's the statue. 0:31:09.040 --> 0:31:09.720 I think we're good. 0:31:09.720 --> 0:31:12.600 It's been seven or eight years, two free windows out 0:31:12.600 --> 0:31:17.080 of that one got my car broken into hard. 0:31:18.240 --> 0:31:19.080 That's fucking awesome. 0:31:19.120 --> 0:31:20.640 That's that's I mean, that's not the worst thing I've 0:31:20.640 --> 0:31:23.040 ever heard, but that's solid. That's the that's the that's 0:31:23.080 --> 0:31:25.360 the most one. I can tell you that one. Yeah, 0:31:25.840 --> 0:31:27.800 I feel I can tell you that Will has never 0:31:27.800 --> 0:31:29.880 done a bad thing in his life except for yeah, 0:31:30.400 --> 0:31:34.480 change his teeth, except for you know, not just be 0:31:34.560 --> 0:31:38.680 the person God made you. That's always a big thing. Yeah, 0:31:39.160 --> 0:31:41.080 Mom's done love himself. What's the worst thing you've ever done? 0:31:41.080 --> 0:31:42.440 Well, I don't know. I was trying to think. And 0:31:42.520 --> 0:31:45.200 the worst I've got in trouble with the. 0:31:45.200 --> 0:31:48.080 Laws, like an m I P you got MEPPT in college, 0:31:48.440 --> 0:31:51.640 high school? No ship is that masturbation in public? 0:31:53.960 --> 0:32:01.800 I mean, what is possession on a couple of those. Yeah. Yeah, 0:32:01.840 --> 0:32:02.280 I was drinking. 0:32:02.320 --> 0:32:04.680 And it was on Christmas Eve too, so midnight Mass, 0:32:04.760 --> 0:32:07.280 my you know Catholic family, we were at midnight Mass, 0:32:07.280 --> 0:32:09.200 and I was just like, it was just hell in 0:32:09.240 --> 0:32:09.640 my brain. 0:32:09.720 --> 0:32:11.920 Dude, like how am I gonna because I was like, 0:32:11.960 --> 0:32:14.800 you know, grounded and everything. I was, you know grounded. Yeah, 0:32:14.840 --> 0:32:16.480 you know, as a high school you're grounded from shit. 0:32:16.520 --> 0:32:17.600 You're just like, oh god, my life. 0:32:17.840 --> 0:32:20.120 But I said in uh, I said in jail overnight 0:32:20.120 --> 0:32:21.560 and everything. I had to call a friend to mail 0:32:21.640 --> 0:32:22.920 me out because I didn't want to tell my parents 0:32:22.960 --> 0:32:25.080 At first. I was trying to find any way possible 0:32:25.080 --> 0:32:26.280 to kind of get it around them. 0:32:26.280 --> 0:32:28.680 And you know, were you like super drunk or were 0:32:28.720 --> 0:32:29.360 you just having something? 0:32:29.480 --> 0:32:29.680 No. 0:32:29.800 --> 0:32:31.480 I played one game of beer Pong. 0:32:32.360 --> 0:32:34.640 We won the game, so you only use two beer 0:32:34.720 --> 0:32:37.760 you only use two beers per set, you know the cups. Yeah, 0:32:37.800 --> 0:32:39.320 and we won the game. So I didn't even have 0:32:39.360 --> 0:32:42.000 like a full beer in my system. And I was 0:32:42.040 --> 0:32:43.960 making after that. I was just making bets on the 0:32:44.000 --> 0:32:46.000 side with my younger brother as he was playing guitar 0:32:46.040 --> 0:32:47.920 Hero because he was a savage, and so I was 0:32:47.960 --> 0:32:49.360 just bet guys on the side, and the cops came. 0:32:49.440 --> 0:32:52.640 Everybody was sort of running. Everybody left, They're driving off 0:32:52.640 --> 0:32:53.040 and everything. 0:32:53.120 --> 0:32:55.920 And me, I was on scholarship and stuff already, and 0:32:56.520 --> 0:32:58.200 I trusted that I had less than the beer. So 0:32:58.240 --> 0:33:01.840 I was just like, I'll be fine. Guys are drunk leaving, running, 0:33:01.960 --> 0:33:04.600 driving and everything got pulled over. Guys who are drunk 0:33:04.640 --> 0:33:07.640 got pulled over. The cops are all around and their 0:33:07.680 --> 0:33:10.440 phone in each other walkie talking back and forth, you know, 0:33:10.440 --> 0:33:11.200 just high school kids. 0:33:11.200 --> 0:33:12.280 We're gonna let these guys go. 0:33:12.440 --> 0:33:16.240 My buddies get out of getting duys and everything else 0:33:16.280 --> 0:33:16.880 that was going on. 0:33:17.200 --> 0:33:18.200 It Who was it? 0:33:18.800 --> 0:33:22.440 Buddy? His name is? His name was? I thought it 0:33:22.520 --> 0:33:23.160 was Nick. 0:33:23.240 --> 0:33:25.360 Nick would never do it, Yeah, he. 0:33:25.320 --> 0:33:26.280 Wouldn't do anything wrong. 0:33:26.440 --> 0:33:28.640 But then so I had to do the breathalyzer and 0:33:28.680 --> 0:33:29.920 they're like, have you had anything to drink? And I 0:33:29.960 --> 0:33:32.360 just said no, because I again, I'm thinking less than 0:33:32.400 --> 0:33:33.760 a beer. And I just watched a guitar hell for 0:33:33.800 --> 0:33:36.440 like the last hour while I blew like a something 0:33:36.480 --> 0:33:39.880 extremely low like the point one or one eighty five 0:33:40.000 --> 0:33:42.920 or some shit. And the cop was basically just pissed 0:33:42.920 --> 0:33:44.640 off that I lied to him and said, we're gonna 0:33:44.640 --> 0:33:46.920 We're gonna get him. And there's two of us that 0:33:46.960 --> 0:33:48.480 got got and we were sitting in the jail cell. 0:33:48.840 --> 0:33:51.280 We had buddies hiding in closet that they never found. 0:33:51.360 --> 0:33:53.160 Guys left. And I'm thinking, as I'm sending in the 0:33:53.240 --> 0:33:55.600 jail cell, like I should have been the fucking. 0:33:55.440 --> 0:33:57.200 Bad kid and just ran. That's what I'm thinking. 0:33:57.480 --> 0:34:00.400 Yeah, dude, I was so pissed off man, And yeah, 0:34:00.440 --> 0:34:04.760 I got mipped. And that was Christmas Eve too, everybody 0:34:05.200 --> 0:34:07.720 was over. I thought coar show I was going to 0:34:07.760 --> 0:34:09.239 lose it all. But that was that was the worst 0:34:09.239 --> 0:34:11.960 thing that I've done, like with the law. 0:34:12.320 --> 0:34:13.440 Yeah, that I'm thinking about. 0:34:13.600 --> 0:34:15.440 You get tight when the wall gets involved, You get 0:34:15.440 --> 0:34:17.719 a little tight, especially that way. 0:34:17.800 --> 0:34:20.400 Yeah. Yeah, you said you got worse with you mipped. 0:34:20.960 --> 0:34:23.000 No, God, no, No, I've had a lot more stuff 0:34:23.000 --> 0:34:24.120 than just and you never. 0:34:24.000 --> 0:34:25.000 Got that nervous about it. 0:34:25.040 --> 0:34:28.000 No, I never did, because you're wild. Well, thank you. 0:34:28.200 --> 0:34:33.520 But I've also I've always been like a person that 0:34:34.200 --> 0:34:36.279 like will either play things super up or super down. 0:34:36.320 --> 0:34:38.160 And when it comes to the law, everyone freaks out 0:34:38.160 --> 0:34:39.960 when the police are around. So I've always tried to 0:34:39.960 --> 0:34:42.799 play it really down even with cops. And so, yeah, 0:34:42.800 --> 0:34:45.120 I've gotten some trouble. I got I think I was 0:34:45.160 --> 0:34:50.920 twelve years old. A theft at assault, theft, battery and robbery. 0:34:51.560 --> 0:34:58.359 Low that just a little just a little robe. 0:34:59.400 --> 0:35:02.000 Like that sound. I'll tell you the story and then 0:35:02.200 --> 0:35:04.160 i'll tell you, well, I'll tell you the things. 0:35:04.040 --> 0:35:05.120 I got in trouble fore. 0:35:05.160 --> 0:35:08.319 So I had an assault assault the better after and 0:35:08.360 --> 0:35:11.120 then uh, I for just that, I put on standard 0:35:11.120 --> 0:35:12.480 probation and I broke probation. 0:35:13.360 --> 0:35:14.640 Was like uh for assault. 0:35:15.120 --> 0:35:17.880 And I was like thirteen because I was thirteen when 0:35:17.920 --> 0:35:19.560 I had the assault that better than Robert. And then 0:35:19.600 --> 0:35:22.480 I got fourteen I like, were those compound charges? That 0:35:22.560 --> 0:35:23.040 was all one? 0:35:23.200 --> 0:35:23.839 Yeah, that was one. 0:35:23.880 --> 0:35:27.839 That was one situation, good man. And then I got 0:35:28.400 --> 0:35:30.400 I broke probation for assault. 0:35:30.440 --> 0:35:31.280 So I went to jail. 0:35:32.040 --> 0:35:34.319 But it wasn't like jail. It wasn't like juvie. It 0:35:34.360 --> 0:35:36.840 was like a like a holding self for the weekend, 0:35:36.880 --> 0:35:38.719 like a scare them straight kind of right, right right. 0:35:38.800 --> 0:35:41.719 The most nervous I was in jail was in my 0:35:41.840 --> 0:35:44.480 jail cell. Like the obviously the bed wasn't very comfortable, 0:35:44.480 --> 0:35:45.480 but you coul fold it up. SE had a little 0:35:45.480 --> 0:35:47.160 bit of a pillow, and I was cool, Like I 0:35:47.200 --> 0:35:48.920 never had like a good bed grown up, so I 0:35:48.920 --> 0:35:49.680 was like this is straight. 0:35:49.840 --> 0:35:50.400 Yeah. 0:35:50.800 --> 0:35:53.160 But the biggest nervous thing I was, dude, was like 0:35:53.680 --> 0:35:56.000 my toilet I had, Like I had a glass like door, 0:35:56.480 --> 0:35:58.080 so I could I'd have bars or nothing. It was 0:35:58.160 --> 0:36:03.680 kind of a homey little spot. Dude. It was very temporary. 0:36:03.520 --> 0:36:07.000 He could I give him the old what's up going on? Yeah? 0:36:07.120 --> 0:36:08.960 But the most nervous I got the whole time was 0:36:09.080 --> 0:36:11.800 there's a toilet in the corner and in the corner 0:36:12.239 --> 0:36:15.520 you look up straight up and there's a camera facing 0:36:15.520 --> 0:36:18.160 the toilet. Wow. And so I'm like thirteen years old 0:36:18.280 --> 0:36:20.200 or fourteen, I guess at this time, and I'm like 0:36:20.239 --> 0:36:22.520 super nervous, Like you, I got a ship. I don't 0:36:22.520 --> 0:36:24.880 want these people to watch me. I felt like, you know, yeah, 0:36:24.920 --> 0:36:26.520 Like that was the most uncomfortable the whole time. 0:36:26.600 --> 0:36:27.520 Yeah, being in. 0:36:27.560 --> 0:36:29.640 How big were you as a fourteen year old? I 0:36:29.680 --> 0:36:34.120 was like six three six four big fucking will is now. 0:36:36.120 --> 0:36:38.520 But like it was like a random but I. 0:36:38.560 --> 0:36:44.920 Just okay, just will okay. 0:36:44.400 --> 0:36:44.960 To be honest. 0:36:45.040 --> 0:36:47.319 Today today we were working out and the kid that 0:36:47.360 --> 0:36:49.320 we worked out with, his name is mikey as an intern, 0:36:49.600 --> 0:36:52.239 and he came in spouting off at me and I 0:36:52.320 --> 0:36:54.040 just had to turn it on on him and start 0:36:54.120 --> 0:36:54.920 killing him and Will. 0:36:54.800 --> 0:36:56.239 And Will is like, why'd you do that? Yeah? 0:36:56.320 --> 0:36:57.560 So I've kind of been in a mood all day. 0:36:57.560 --> 0:37:00.520 But anyway, so the thing that got me on one, 0:37:00.800 --> 0:37:02.560 the thing that got me assault that better ever, because 0:37:02.560 --> 0:37:04.359 I know people listen to going Yoo was a bad kid. 0:37:04.440 --> 0:37:08.120 Like what really happened was is this dude had a 0:37:08.239 --> 0:37:10.680 one of those old school iPod iPods when you spin 0:37:10.760 --> 0:37:12.560 it with your thumb to find that the song you 0:37:12.560 --> 0:37:15.080 want whatever. But he had the coolest guns and Roses ones. 0:37:15.120 --> 0:37:17.600 It was like black with the red spin dial. Yes, 0:37:17.760 --> 0:37:19.960 and I was at pe and I'm like, yo, let 0:37:20.000 --> 0:37:22.319 me use that. So he let me use it. And 0:37:23.520 --> 0:37:26.280 you know one thing left? Are we rolling still? 0:37:26.320 --> 0:37:27.160 They seeing it? Matt? 0:37:27.160 --> 0:37:28.040 What's going on with that thing? 0:37:28.120 --> 0:37:28.439 My baby? 0:37:28.440 --> 0:37:31.040 I'm sweating my ass off over here. Poor Ernest has 0:37:31.040 --> 0:37:31.880 got sweatpants on. 0:37:33.040 --> 0:37:34.000 You take them off? 0:37:34.719 --> 0:37:38.560 I mean, yes, I do see what I'm wearing. 0:37:38.760 --> 0:37:39.200 I think. 0:37:41.440 --> 0:37:43.799 I took this kids, I take the kids iPod and 0:37:43.800 --> 0:37:45.120 I'm like, let me use it. Well, I didn't give 0:37:45.120 --> 0:37:46.359 it back to him for a little bit and then 0:37:46.360 --> 0:37:47.759 at the end of the day he asked me for it, 0:37:47.880 --> 0:37:49.680 and I was like a mad kid this time, and 0:37:49.719 --> 0:37:51.799 I was like, no, I'm gonna keep it, and he's 0:37:51.840 --> 0:37:53.600 like no, He like grabbed me by the shoulder and 0:37:53.600 --> 0:37:56.920 I turned around and hit him and like that was it, 0:37:57.920 --> 0:38:01.480 and so you wow, I was not a bully, so 0:38:01.560 --> 0:38:04.759 like the way I was in middle school. No, I 0:38:04.760 --> 0:38:06.880 I took his iPod and I got on the I 0:38:06.920 --> 0:38:08.640 got on the bus and I left. And then after that, 0:38:09.200 --> 0:38:11.120 like I got charged with all this stuff the next day. 0:38:11.560 --> 0:38:12.680 But it was like all I did was take an 0:38:12.680 --> 0:38:14.719 iPod and iPod and hit a kid. And I know 0:38:14.760 --> 0:38:19.560 it sounds horrible when I said I really if I 0:38:19.600 --> 0:38:21.600 were say to you, hey, assault, theft, battery, and robber, 0:38:21.640 --> 0:38:25.120 you'd be like, yo, this guy robbed and this kid 0:38:25.239 --> 0:38:28.120 like his his mom, this kid. I hope to god 0:38:28.160 --> 0:38:32.000 this kid's listening to this podcast. Me too. Actually came 0:38:32.040 --> 0:38:34.000 in and she's like she's like we like I remember 0:38:34.000 --> 0:38:36.880 being in court and they do the whole my my 0:38:37.920 --> 0:38:40.000 like my guy who my lawyer or whatever, Like if 0:38:40.000 --> 0:38:42.120 you can't afford a lawyer, one the guy that was 0:38:42.160 --> 0:38:43.960 appointed to you the guy who was appointed to me, 0:38:44.360 --> 0:38:47.120 literally like I thought he his next case was next. 0:38:47.400 --> 0:38:50.680 Like he looked like a horribly a criminal. His suit 0:38:50.760 --> 0:38:53.920 was like four sizes too, bag, Maggie. He was actually 0:38:53.920 --> 0:38:57.839 wearing Converse. He was wearing Converse. He had glasses that 0:38:57.880 --> 0:38:59.839 there was no way there a prescription, like he got 0:38:59.840 --> 0:39:02.839 those at CVS. Yeah, fourteen dollars turn And I'm like, dude, 0:39:02.840 --> 0:39:04.560 this is the worst. This guy is terrible. He's not 0:39:04.640 --> 0:39:06.800 like drawn on watch, can't even afford his own watch. 0:39:07.200 --> 0:39:10.440 And this guy's you know, defending me or whatever. Anyway, 0:39:11.120 --> 0:39:13.840 the mom walks in of this kid, and she's rocking 0:39:13.880 --> 0:39:16.960 Gucci and Louis Vauton and all this different stuff, and 0:39:17.000 --> 0:39:20.000 she starts telling me or not me. She starts selling 0:39:20.040 --> 0:39:22.560 the court like we can't even afford this, Like I 0:39:22.560 --> 0:39:24.479 can't believe he would do something like take that from 0:39:24.560 --> 0:39:26.920 like my son, Like the value of that was like 0:39:26.960 --> 0:39:29.319 seven hundred dollars, which I don't think that iPod has 0:39:29.360 --> 0:39:32.640 ever been seven hundred dollars. Lie, Lie was never that much. 0:39:32.680 --> 0:39:34.160 And the whole time and I don't know, I'm thirteen 0:39:34.200 --> 0:39:36.560 on them what Louisvuaittan is and my mom's so mad 0:39:36.600 --> 0:39:37.319 in the car right home. 0:39:37.360 --> 0:39:38.200 She's like this fucking bitch. 0:39:38.239 --> 0:39:40.680 Dude, She's wearing Louis Bitan blah blah blah, like spouting off, 0:39:41.000 --> 0:39:42.359 and in my head I'm like, yo, am I gonna 0:39:42.400 --> 0:39:45.680 go to jail. The whole time, I'm super nervous. 0:39:45.719 --> 0:39:48.080 Yeah, dude, twelve is how old? Like seventh grade? That 0:39:48.120 --> 0:39:49.880 was seventh grade? The other seventh grade? 0:39:50.000 --> 0:39:54.960 Sixth three takes a kid's iPod. 0:39:55.320 --> 0:39:57.360 Kid, I was sixth three and seventh grade when I 0:39:57.400 --> 0:39:59.600 was like, I guess there's thirteen when this happened, So 0:39:59.800 --> 0:40:01.920 that's eighth grade. And then my freshman year of high school, 0:40:01.920 --> 0:40:05.080 I was like six to Maybe I was always been 0:40:05.120 --> 0:40:06.160 super tall, but I was. 0:40:06.120 --> 0:40:08.640 Like lanky, looking like a great Dane. Yeah, I was 0:40:08.680 --> 0:40:09.200 a great. 0:40:09.120 --> 0:40:10.799 Danger exactly real? 0:40:11.239 --> 0:40:11.520 Did you know? 0:40:11.640 --> 0:40:12.000 Average? 0:40:12.080 --> 0:40:14.520 The average kids are probably like mid five still, the 0:40:14.560 --> 0:40:16.760 girls probably big dude just takes his iPod. 0:40:16.800 --> 0:40:20.359 I'm gonna use this for a little bit. I can 0:40:20.480 --> 0:40:26.840 get his shoulders. There's this kid. What a bully? Bullies. 0:40:27.040 --> 0:40:29.080 There was the bullies at Desert Canyon, and then like 0:40:29.800 --> 0:40:31.640 I was like a scale down from them, Like I 0:40:31.719 --> 0:40:33.400 was like I got bullied by them, but also was 0:40:33.480 --> 0:40:35.799 kind of like a bully myself, right, middle child. Yeah, 0:40:35.800 --> 0:40:37.640 I was a middle child of the school. And this 0:40:37.680 --> 0:40:40.799 kid named Joey Latrell. Dude, he was like five ten, 0:40:40.920 --> 0:40:44.719 five eleven, and he was like rocked up as an 0:40:44.760 --> 0:40:46.880 eighth grader. Like he was like this kid was on something. 0:40:47.480 --> 0:40:49.239 And now to this day he's probably the same height 0:40:49.280 --> 0:40:50.640 and bald. Like he was like one of those was 0:40:50.680 --> 0:40:52.920 like way too much stopstrom when you're younger. Ye, And 0:40:52.960 --> 0:40:54.600 he walked on he was like the biggest bully he'd sat. 0:40:54.640 --> 0:40:56.920 He had the dicky pants on sag down. Of course 0:40:56.960 --> 0:41:01.799 that's me too, But I'm just saying. He also cigarette. Yeah, yeah, 0:41:02.280 --> 0:41:04.040 target smoking half smoked cigarets. 0:41:04.120 --> 0:41:04.560 Me too. 0:41:04.600 --> 0:41:07.520 But I'm just friend, just saying, you know, I'm here. 0:41:07.760 --> 0:41:10.560 I'm just saying I'm here. Yeah, needless to say, like 0:41:10.600 --> 0:41:13.160 I wasn't the greatest child, I've actually got a lot 0:41:13.200 --> 0:41:14.040 better as a person. 0:41:14.520 --> 0:41:14.680 Ish. 0:41:15.040 --> 0:41:17.480 Yeah, you know what I'm saying. But that's part we 0:41:17.520 --> 0:41:20.040 all grow. Middle school, seventh grade. 0:41:20.040 --> 0:41:21.719 I pulled a knife on a kid in seventh grade 0:41:21.760 --> 0:41:23.279 and got suspended for nine weeks. 0:41:24.480 --> 0:41:26.200 I love how he's led that off to hey, we 0:41:26.280 --> 0:41:28.120 all grow, like you know, sounds going to pull the 0:41:28.200 --> 0:41:28.480 knife on. 0:41:29.760 --> 0:41:34.279 Okay, oh man, but it's not a big it's not 0:41:34.280 --> 0:41:34.759 a big deal. 0:41:35.360 --> 0:41:38.480 We moved on. You know, we're forty minutes in like nothing. 0:41:38.800 --> 0:41:39.240 That's wild. 0:41:39.239 --> 0:41:42.920 I've only had one drink, proud of really proud of myself. 0:41:42.920 --> 0:41:44.880 That's crazy. What else we got going on here? 0:41:44.880 --> 0:41:47.480 We look like record did you do any you did 0:41:47.640 --> 0:41:48.440 barstool stuff? 0:41:49.040 --> 0:41:49.160 Uh? 0:41:49.320 --> 0:41:50.920 Nopey they didn't. 0:41:51.560 --> 0:41:54.560 Yeah, yeah, that's all enough Barstool. We're a bit of 0:41:54.560 --> 0:41:57.719 a war with Barcetore and actually, can you look up 0:41:58.040 --> 0:41:59.640 the stuff you were showing me at the coffee shop 0:41:59.680 --> 0:42:01.399 the other day? Tell me when to post the thing 0:42:01.400 --> 0:42:04.440 about barstool because fuck them. 0:42:05.000 --> 0:42:07.359 He's working on that font deal too, so that way 0:42:07.400 --> 0:42:07.839 we'll have it. 0:42:07.880 --> 0:42:08.759 I think he's got it. 0:42:09.840 --> 0:42:12.520 Do you have it in the right font and stuff? Marcos? 0:42:12.560 --> 0:42:14.319 For those of you listening to our podcast right now, 0:42:14.520 --> 0:42:16.879 Ernest is now pulling out a bottle of champagne, which 0:42:16.880 --> 0:42:18.560 I know he's gotten from Kroger because he told me 0:42:18.600 --> 0:42:18.759 on the. 0:42:18.760 --> 0:42:21.000 Phone earlier, do you want anything from Kroger? 0:42:21.080 --> 0:42:22.160 Six nine zeros my code? 0:42:22.480 --> 0:42:23.760 Do you want anything from Kroger? 0:42:23.880 --> 0:42:27.719 Yeah, dude, I saw a fight breakout and Kroger once 0:42:27.760 --> 0:42:28.880 one of the local Krogers. 0:42:29.280 --> 0:42:30.560 I think it was in German. He was in the 0:42:30.560 --> 0:42:31.759 Germantown one. I was just trying to. 0:42:31.719 --> 0:42:32.520 Get that's a sketchy. 0:42:32.520 --> 0:42:34.400 That's a sketchy. It was a sketchy one. Yeah. 0:42:34.600 --> 0:42:36.360 First I got asked if I could provide dinner for 0:42:36.360 --> 0:42:38.520 a family at night. I did one of those you know, 0:42:38.600 --> 0:42:40.439 big the fried chicken deals. 0:42:40.520 --> 0:42:41.040 Yeah, we get it. 0:42:41.040 --> 0:42:41.600 You're a good guy. 0:42:41.680 --> 0:42:43.160 No, no, but he wasn't even there. When I came 0:42:43.200 --> 0:42:45.239 out to give it to him. I was like, yeah, okay. 0:42:45.360 --> 0:42:47.920 I felt like corner, you know, You're like okay, sure, 0:42:47.960 --> 0:42:50.000 I'll do that. It was like my first time walking 0:42:50.040 --> 0:42:52.120 to Kroger when I got to Nashville. So this is 0:42:52.120 --> 0:42:54.640 like my first uhlle yeah, this is this is my 0:42:54.680 --> 0:42:56.920 first impression in Nashville. And then I go in get 0:42:57.000 --> 0:42:59.319 some get some toilet paper, and we're in the toilet 0:42:59.360 --> 0:43:02.200 paper aisle and these two guys just start One comes 0:43:02.280 --> 0:43:04.279 up on him like holding up his shorts, pushes him 0:43:04.280 --> 0:43:05.839 in the back to let him know like hey, this 0:43:05.880 --> 0:43:08.160 is going down right here now seven and they just 0:43:08.200 --> 0:43:10.200 start swinging on each other toylet papers, phone and stuff. 0:43:10.200 --> 0:43:11.800 I'm like back in the thing and you should I 0:43:11.800 --> 0:43:13.040 pull up my phone. No, don't do that. 0:43:13.080 --> 0:43:17.080 Hey hey boys, boys, and the cops come running tackle 0:43:17.120 --> 0:43:19.480 them and I'm standing there like, Yo, what in the 0:43:19.520 --> 0:43:21.680 hell is going on in Nashville? 0:43:21.760 --> 0:43:27.680 It's lit, it's after it, dude. 0:43:28.239 --> 0:43:31.120 Yeah, but let me taste some of that, have a 0:43:31.160 --> 0:43:33.279 little bit. Yeah, I just want to see what we're 0:43:33.320 --> 0:43:33.759 dealing with here. 0:43:34.160 --> 0:43:35.279 This is a nice little. 0:43:37.040 --> 0:43:38.880 This podcast brought to you by ORCA Coolers. 0:43:38.920 --> 0:43:46.239 Hey, right, yeah, and we're back. 0:43:44.040 --> 0:43:48.640 And what's the uh? 0:43:48.960 --> 0:43:52.759 You know, mimosas are unbelievable? Pretty great? Yeah, gives me 0:43:52.800 --> 0:43:55.399 a wicked harpurn though I don't know what it is. Yeah, 0:43:55.560 --> 0:43:56.480 what's the mimosa? 0:43:56.680 --> 0:44:03.000 Probably I think it's the enough acid. That's another conversation acid. 0:44:03.840 --> 0:44:05.239 But yo, have you ever taken acid before? 0:44:05.360 --> 0:44:05.640 Yes? 0:44:05.800 --> 0:44:07.200 How was it great? 0:44:07.239 --> 0:44:08.840 I like mushrooms better, do you? 0:44:08.960 --> 0:44:09.360 Yeah? 0:44:09.520 --> 0:44:10.960 Did they get legalized in Colorado? 0:44:11.120 --> 0:44:14.760 No, decriminal criminalized. So if you have a certain amount 0:44:14.760 --> 0:44:19.960 of mushrooms on you, you don't, I don't know, you don't, 0:44:20.200 --> 0:44:21.680 like you can't go to jail if you I mean, 0:44:21.680 --> 0:44:23.600 if you have like ten pounds, you probably go to jail. 0:44:23.640 --> 0:44:25.640 But like they's to look the other way kind of mentality. 0:44:26.000 --> 0:44:29.000 But like mushrooms, you need like a three point five 0:44:29.040 --> 0:44:29.720 grams even. 0:44:29.600 --> 0:44:30.600 Have a trip. Yeah. 0:44:30.640 --> 0:44:34.480 So but micro dosing, Yeah, micro dosing are really and 0:44:34.800 --> 0:44:38.640 I'm ready for them to start prescribing microdoses instead of 0:44:38.719 --> 0:44:43.080 anti depressants because it just is better. Dude. It's like 0:44:43.400 --> 0:44:46.040 you're not taking pills, you're just taking some mother her. 0:44:46.520 --> 0:44:49.200 Yeah, that's a beautiful thing. I don't want this to 0:44:49.200 --> 0:44:50.040 turn into an education. 0:44:50.200 --> 0:44:50.480 It's not. 0:44:50.760 --> 0:44:55.640 It's not. But doctors, Like, it's crazy, how doctors will, 0:44:55.880 --> 0:44:57.799 you know, go to school in the eighties, right, right, 0:44:58.000 --> 0:44:59.719 and then they're only a product of what they know. 0:45:00.080 --> 0:45:03.120 So like their whole identity is the knowledge that they have. Right, Well, 0:45:03.160 --> 0:45:05.920 if you don't take the time to learn more, to 0:45:06.040 --> 0:45:08.400 grow more, to find out, because modern medicine is like technology, 0:45:08.400 --> 0:45:11.080 it's going through the roof every single day. Because of technology, 0:45:11.120 --> 0:45:13.280 we can learn more. It's it's a it's a vicious circle. 0:45:13.600 --> 0:45:16.040 So if you don't stay on top of it, it's crazy. 0:45:16.040 --> 0:45:19.640 But like in the NFL, they prescribe you painkillers all 0:45:19.680 --> 0:45:22.640 this different stuff, and it's like and something that talks 0:45:22.640 --> 0:45:26.320 about marijuana, like you know, it's a it's a plant 0:45:26.800 --> 0:45:30.640 or mushrooms Yeah, it's crazy and mushrooms using the right 0:45:30.719 --> 0:45:34.640 way are an amazing way to open up like who 0:45:34.719 --> 0:45:37.880 you are and figure yourself out. Yeah, from a spiritual standpoint, 0:45:38.480 --> 0:45:39.720 eug mushrooms. 0:45:39.320 --> 0:45:42.440 Well I have not. I have not. 0:45:45.080 --> 0:45:48.200 We actually got some right here on this podcast right now. 0:45:48.200 --> 0:45:49.479 That's I mean me either. 0:45:49.600 --> 0:45:52.160 But I think I think in the future will probably 0:45:52.200 --> 0:45:54.280 look back on a time like this when we holde 0:45:54.320 --> 0:45:57.520 this stuff collaborates with like modern medicine, to where we're 0:45:57.520 --> 0:45:59.280 gonna look back and like kind of laugh at ourselves 0:45:59.320 --> 0:46:00.600 that we didn't do this stuff sooner. 0:46:00.760 --> 0:46:01.240 Totally. 0:46:01.440 --> 0:46:03.319 I don't know anything about the whole mushroom or deal 0:46:03.440 --> 0:46:06.520 or the micrograms that you're saying that could micro micro Yeah, 0:46:06.600 --> 0:46:09.280 microdoses that could be instead of antidepressants. 0:46:09.280 --> 0:46:11.480 But it's more of a shoulder up. So your boy, 0:46:11.600 --> 0:46:15.240 your boy that came with you Ryan, Ryan, Right, Ryan 0:46:15.280 --> 0:46:15.960 lives with Bobo. 0:46:16.000 --> 0:46:17.360 Bobbo doos our IV's Bobo. 0:46:17.719 --> 0:46:20.719 You live with Bobo Boba does the IV's Bubba does 0:46:20.719 --> 0:46:23.160 Our IV's Bubba is talking to me about microdosing. How 0:46:23.160 --> 0:46:26.440 it's like it I guess affects the nervous in your body, 0:46:26.520 --> 0:46:29.000 like it makes you like releases and dorphins, so you 0:46:29.040 --> 0:46:31.360 feel better throughout the day. But also it's like a 0:46:31.480 --> 0:46:33.399 it's like a mild form of adall in a way. 0:46:33.440 --> 0:46:35.759 And I know that's not correct anybody who's saying listening 0:46:35.800 --> 0:46:39.000 to this, but I say that because it's your more focused, 0:46:39.040 --> 0:46:40.480 like you get more stuff done. You look like at 0:46:40.520 --> 0:46:41.719 you're day and you're like, yo, I got a lot 0:46:41.760 --> 0:46:44.920 of shit done. The problem is is that people will 0:46:44.920 --> 0:46:47.480 abuse anything. So if you go and you do microdosing 0:46:47.560 --> 0:46:50.279 mushrooms and you do and you're wow, I felt amazing, 0:46:50.320 --> 0:46:51.839 I'll take you more tomorrow the next day, the next day. 0:46:52.000 --> 0:46:54.879 The human body is not built to be happy all 0:46:54.920 --> 0:46:57.279 the time. We'd love to be you know, nine or 0:46:57.320 --> 0:46:59.000 ten's all the time, but that's not the reality. You 0:46:59.040 --> 0:47:01.359 have to feel those dips, so it makes the heights 0:47:01.360 --> 0:47:04.719 even better. But that makes me a little bit worried 0:47:04.719 --> 0:47:06.400 about that. But yeah, Bobo was telling me about all 0:47:06.440 --> 0:47:08.080 that micro dosing stuff. It's pretty crazy. 0:47:08.200 --> 0:47:10.560 Yep, it's it's it's more than fun, it really is. 0:47:10.600 --> 0:47:14.000 If you just have a great day, you really have 0:47:14.040 --> 0:47:15.520 a great day. It's not like you just sit there 0:47:15.560 --> 0:47:16.919 and fucking look at trees all day. 0:47:17.239 --> 0:47:17.960 You have a good day. 0:47:18.680 --> 0:47:20.400 It looks like you definitely don't care about like what 0:47:20.480 --> 0:47:22.680 you pick out wardrobe, Like like, yo, I love my 0:47:22.800 --> 0:47:27.759 life socks those Gucci flip flops. 0:47:27.400 --> 0:47:29.239 These are Gucci. Hey, can I can? I? Can? 0:47:29.239 --> 0:47:29.440 I do? 0:47:29.520 --> 0:47:29.560 You? 0:47:29.640 --> 0:47:31.320 Can I do a rap in my Hank Hill voice 0:47:31.760 --> 0:47:33.400 that featured my Gucci flip flops? 0:47:33.520 --> 0:47:36.120 Yes, sure, yeats see this goes. 0:47:36.000 --> 0:47:38.560 Like this, it goes uh, I'll just fucking my wife 0:47:38.560 --> 0:47:41.160 and some Gucci flip flops. I only fuck Peggy because 0:47:41.160 --> 0:47:43.600 that Guccie tip top got a brown leather cattle strap 0:47:43.640 --> 0:47:44.440 for my wristwatch. 0:47:44.480 --> 0:47:46.720 If I pull this truck over, that's a fucking pit stop. 0:47:46.840 --> 0:47:48.080 Whoa fuck? 0:47:48.200 --> 0:47:51.200 Boys want to seem me stressed. I'm drinking. I'm watching 0:47:51.239 --> 0:47:54.319 PBR and drinking. Wait a second, boys want to seem 0:47:54.320 --> 0:47:57.720 me stressed. I'm drinking PBR and watching PBS. I'm popping 0:47:57.719 --> 0:48:00.359 prescriptions from down at CBS, trying to rock and cameo 0:48:00.440 --> 0:48:03.080 bridge as bitch as they can't see it yet hit 0:48:03.120 --> 0:48:06.080 the club me and boom Howard smoking pro pane left 0:48:06.080 --> 0:48:08.640 the room sour. I'm at the top of the tone 0:48:08.640 --> 0:48:11.560 tower looking round. Now I need myself a little boom powder. 0:48:12.360 --> 0:48:13.600 Hey, that's solid. 0:48:15.800 --> 0:48:18.760 Sorry, said Gucci flip clubs, and now I think fucking 0:48:18.960 --> 0:48:22.160 take an opportunity to plug yourself. Why I would never 0:48:22.200 --> 0:48:24.320 not do that. 0:48:24.719 --> 0:48:28.080 You were my son, I'd hug you. That was a 0:48:28.080 --> 0:48:29.960 great show. That's a good rap. 0:48:31.480 --> 0:48:32.000 Right there. 0:48:32.000 --> 0:48:34.759 They let people rap yes sway in the morning, real quick, 0:48:34.800 --> 0:48:35.719 ye in the morning. 0:48:35.760 --> 0:48:36.160 There you go. 0:48:36.239 --> 0:48:38.680 Yeah, I'm sure your music is unbelievable, but you could 0:48:38.680 --> 0:48:40.719 easily be the weird. Al Yankovich of the country music 0:48:40.920 --> 0:48:41.359 Love to. 0:48:41.320 --> 0:48:42.960 Be Later, absolutely do that. 0:48:43.000 --> 0:48:45.239 I think his name was Kleatus Tea. 0:48:45.640 --> 0:48:47.320 Should have been a plow boy. 0:48:47.480 --> 0:48:47.960 Here you go. 0:48:48.840 --> 0:48:51.320 Yeah, I don't know anything else. There's a great day 0:48:51.360 --> 0:48:52.239 to be a guy. 0:48:52.320 --> 0:48:56.840 Who's another one he had, but uh it was that Jutt. 0:48:56.960 --> 0:48:58.400 I think Kleatos Tea something. 0:48:58.560 --> 0:49:00.319 Yeah, what's the dude. 0:49:01.080 --> 0:49:02.080 There's a country singer. 0:49:02.480 --> 0:49:05.480 We listened to him all the time talking about eating pussy. 0:49:05.560 --> 0:49:10.319 Wheel Wheeler Walker is the most crass man. He's hilarious. 0:49:10.600 --> 0:49:12.560 He talks about it. He's got a song he's like, uh, 0:49:13.080 --> 0:49:16.400 he like, uh, quit his job and got pissed at 0:49:16.440 --> 0:49:18.640 his boss. So he beat his beat the husband's ass, 0:49:18.640 --> 0:49:20.759 and then ate his wife's pussy and kicked his husband's ass. 0:49:20.840 --> 0:49:22.279 At the end of at the end of the song 0:49:22.400 --> 0:49:25.120 some he brought some girl home from Broadway. Yeah, and 0:49:25.160 --> 0:49:26.640 then he's like, this chick out it. I thought she 0:49:26.719 --> 0:49:29.200 was a chick. Turned out she had a dog, so 0:49:29.320 --> 0:49:33.839 I kicked her ass and sucked their dick. And it's 0:49:33.880 --> 0:49:37.840 like us, It's like good music sounds that first second. 0:49:37.960 --> 0:49:39.200 That good music. 0:49:39.600 --> 0:49:42.719 It's Wheeler Walker Junior. And I think the song is 0:49:42.719 --> 0:49:44.839 called eating Pussy and case Kicking Ass. Yeah, I think 0:49:44.880 --> 0:49:47.200 I think you're right. That's funny, dude. That's the best 0:49:47.200 --> 0:49:49.680 one too. And the thing is so funny is the 0:49:49.840 --> 0:49:53.040 music video is him and one dude and he's playing 0:49:53.080 --> 0:49:55.080 for like it looks like he's got like puckets or 0:49:55.080 --> 0:49:57.440 something like that, and an old people there and no 0:49:57.480 --> 0:50:00.440 one's really reacting. And then he says like he's like 0:50:00.480 --> 0:50:03.040 a sucking dick and kicking ass and the other guy's 0:50:03.040 --> 0:50:06.919 like kicking ass like he's got a little background. Yeah, 0:50:06.920 --> 0:50:09.400 that shit's hilarious, dude. This guy's a stud. 0:50:09.440 --> 0:50:10.799 Though I should got. 0:50:10.719 --> 0:50:13.600 The online to redo this video. I was we were 0:50:13.600 --> 0:50:15.120 working out today and I was like, Yo, it'd be 0:50:15.160 --> 0:50:17.840 so much doper to be a country singer or a 0:50:17.880 --> 0:50:21.600 singer in general than a football player player another train 0:50:21.640 --> 0:50:23.480 in the podcast on the Train, same podcast, one. 0:50:23.320 --> 0:50:25.040 Train, same podcasts, different train. 0:50:25.239 --> 0:50:26.000 What you got there by? 0:50:26.080 --> 0:50:31.640 What you figuring it out? I think last. 0:50:31.480 --> 0:50:37.080 Night title bro finger up my butt, dude, there's so 0:50:37.200 --> 0:50:38.479 many good titles it's called. 0:50:38.719 --> 0:50:41.680 I think it's called uh, eating pussy and kissing, kicking ass, 0:50:41.680 --> 0:50:42.200 showing up to it? 0:50:42.280 --> 0:50:42.400 Right? 0:50:42.400 --> 0:50:43.759 But you guys got any titles today? 0:50:43.800 --> 0:50:44.040 Yeah? 0:50:44.680 --> 0:50:47.040 Been really fucking with this one finger at my butt. 0:50:47.080 --> 0:50:47.640 I just can't. 0:50:49.719 --> 0:50:51.719 I can't wrap my mind around it yet. 0:50:52.280 --> 0:50:54.640 I might have to give me some inspiration. 0:50:54.760 --> 0:50:57.160 Yeah, man, that's it. 0:50:57.200 --> 0:50:59.040 That should be a well bor well written song. 0:50:59.239 --> 0:51:02.919 Well written. I think he writes all his own stuff too. 0:51:03.360 --> 0:51:05.719 Do you write all your own stuff? Yeah? CO write it? 0:51:05.800 --> 0:51:07.719 I mean CO write a lot. Yeah, I write a monk. 0:51:07.960 --> 0:51:11.719 That's awesome. I'll tell you that song is probably better 0:51:11.760 --> 0:51:13.080 than most country music. Right now. 0:51:13.120 --> 0:51:16.239 I'd say there's there's some stuff out there. There's some 0:51:16.480 --> 0:51:18.920 people tell me on the phone the other day, I 0:51:18.920 --> 0:51:22.920 would I'll Morgan Walling, dude, Morgan Wall and Michael Hardy 0:51:23.200 --> 0:51:26.239 to the fucking realist songwriter singers out there right now, 0:51:26.280 --> 0:51:26.680 for real? 0:51:26.840 --> 0:51:27.080 He said. 0:51:27.080 --> 0:51:28.279 There. They're on tour right now right. 0:51:28.160 --> 0:51:30.240 They're on tour right now, they're opening for uh Florida 0:51:30.280 --> 0:51:32.680 George Line Boys with them too. Like that, that's all 0:51:32.760 --> 0:51:35.239 good career. Everybody in fucking big loud camp where I'm at, 0:51:35.440 --> 0:51:39.080 all good good folks, like real music, good artist, all 0:51:39.120 --> 0:51:41.360 that ship. And then, like I said, me and Morgan 0:51:41.480 --> 0:51:44.040 Hardy just fucking we get We get around each other 0:51:44.040 --> 0:51:46.080 and it's a ship show. We're fucking frogging each other. 0:51:46.280 --> 0:51:49.040 Bruises are on our arms, concussions. 0:51:49.200 --> 0:51:55.239 I love it, just a good time responses, Yeah, I 0:51:55.280 --> 0:51:57.400 love it. Don't even ask questions. 0:51:57.440 --> 0:51:59.759 The Morgan's traded licks for about an hour one night 0:51:59.760 --> 0:52:02.839 on his bus, and I swear like my arms were 0:52:02.880 --> 0:52:04.839 so sore. Both of us had bruises on our arms 0:52:04.840 --> 0:52:07.239 the next day. And then the next time I was out, 0:52:07.280 --> 0:52:11.680 we ended up getting to a slap contest, just trading licks. 0:52:11.719 --> 0:52:15.000 Dude, dude's got brick hands, brick hands. I want to 0:52:15.000 --> 0:52:17.080 do a slap contest with him. I've never done a 0:52:17.080 --> 0:52:19.200 slop actually, I've done slap boxing, never slap. 0:52:19.000 --> 0:52:21.479 Competition, just to stand there and fucking trade licks. 0:52:21.520 --> 0:52:23.480 You've seen what do they call that guy bear? The 0:52:23.560 --> 0:52:24.200 Russian Bear? 0:52:24.800 --> 0:52:25.719 That's real deal. 0:52:25.760 --> 0:52:26.040 Stuff. 0:52:26.120 --> 0:52:28.560 Dude, I don't want any of that. He's like he 0:52:28.680 --> 0:52:31.640 was like five four, two fifty, Like, he's not an 0:52:31.640 --> 0:52:34.200 intimidating looking figure. Here we go, buses that. 0:52:34.160 --> 0:52:36.160 Dude's not an intimidating looking figure. 0:52:36.280 --> 0:52:38.799 Dude, Pull him up, pull him up, seen him? 0:52:39.160 --> 0:52:42.080 Look up? The Russian reaches back. 0:52:42.120 --> 0:52:45.680 Should bear slap boxing knockouts. He's no, because he looks 0:52:45.680 --> 0:52:47.319 at he's a tank, no question about it. But he's 0:52:47.320 --> 0:52:50.080 five four. Okay, you know what I'm saying, Like if 0:52:50.080 --> 0:52:52.520 this was sick, look at he's he's just dude, there's. 0:52:52.280 --> 0:52:52.640 A lot of it. 0:52:52.719 --> 0:52:56.120 Looking up, dude, look at the spotters. What gets me 0:52:56.239 --> 0:52:58.120 is the spotters behind him, like, hey, get back in there. 0:52:59.400 --> 0:53:03.280 The people's rags, what what gon a steroids? These people say. 0:53:05.239 --> 0:53:05.719 Genetically? 0:53:05.960 --> 0:53:08.160 This guy, this guy, he wins fights and he doesn't 0:53:08.200 --> 0:53:11.040 even like he doesn't even know he did good. Yeah, 0:53:11.160 --> 0:53:14.560 Like he slaps him and he wins. He's like the dog. 0:53:17.480 --> 0:53:18.080 Russian dude. 0:53:18.080 --> 0:53:19.360 This guy is from Chernobyl. 0:53:20.800 --> 0:53:23.839 My favorite part is the spotters behind him. He clearly 0:53:23.920 --> 0:53:25.600 knocked out out there picking him up, like, hey, get 0:53:25.600 --> 0:53:26.080 back in the race. 0:53:26.120 --> 0:53:27.799 You guys were in a jacket, do you know wear 0:53:28.000 --> 0:53:32.320 jack car and then put your hands on the thing. 0:53:33.800 --> 0:53:35.399 He's on the ground, you and picking him up. Hey, 0:53:35.400 --> 0:53:36.560 can you go again? Can you go again? 0:53:36.719 --> 0:53:38.480 Okay, Oh he's done, he's done. 0:53:38.560 --> 0:53:40.920 Shut him down. No, he's like, no, I can do it. 0:53:41.040 --> 0:53:41.480 I can do it. 0:53:42.000 --> 0:53:43.520 Look at a lot of people excitement. 0:53:44.280 --> 0:53:45.000 Hey, look at the guy. 0:53:45.040 --> 0:53:47.840 He's like stubbling back. He's like nervous. He's like nervous. 0:53:47.880 --> 0:53:49.080 Did I do good? 0:53:49.080 --> 0:53:49.600 I do good? 0:53:50.160 --> 0:53:54.840 Did I win? He looks like uh, dude's massive. 0:53:55.080 --> 0:53:58.200 He looks like the boy climb Josh. It looks like 0:53:58.280 --> 0:54:00.320 joshin Josh f r P. 0:54:00.760 --> 0:54:04.399 The bear doesn't make a single facial expression ever, No. 0:54:04.400 --> 0:54:04.880 He doesn't. 0:54:05.120 --> 0:54:06.719 I saw him getting a slap boxing with this like 0:54:06.800 --> 0:54:12.640 this big like power looking type June and he. 0:54:14.200 --> 0:54:14.319 Not. 0:54:15.120 --> 0:54:20.600 Isn't that logan that logan? Paul? Is he funny? Nope? 0:54:22.360 --> 0:54:24.839 He does. He made his gig on man, he did. 0:54:25.000 --> 0:54:25.640 He got a gig. 0:54:25.680 --> 0:54:26.640 Good for people like him. 0:54:27.040 --> 0:54:27.839 I don't think he's funny. 0:54:27.880 --> 0:54:32.319 Well help he saw box looking that beat. Damn that's 0:54:32.360 --> 0:54:35.640 his little brother. Oh so you know about these boys. Yeah, 0:54:35.680 --> 0:54:37.799 he's a big fan. 0:54:38.640 --> 0:54:40.200 I seen him his stuff on Fine. He had some 0:54:40.239 --> 0:54:42.680 funny stuff in the produce section of a program one 0:54:42.719 --> 0:54:44.359 time he's be a grape or something like that. 0:54:44.480 --> 0:54:46.160 Actually, that was pretty funny. 0:54:46.160 --> 0:54:51.160 He got big, he got in big trouble. He got 0:54:51.160 --> 0:54:54.680 in big trouble for that. Just hey, think about it, 0:54:54.239 --> 0:54:56.920 you know, like just two seconds, think about it, Go 0:54:56.960 --> 0:54:58.760 ahead and film it, but then think. 0:54:58.800 --> 0:55:05.520 Hey, no, here we go. Who oh, drop's full. That's 0:55:05.520 --> 0:55:09.000 so fake. Well, standing like he did, now, that's so fake. 0:55:09.040 --> 0:55:11.719 It's so fake, is it? 0:55:12.239 --> 0:55:12.560 Dude? 0:55:13.000 --> 0:55:15.040 On the size of him, Dude, this guy, he's so fair, 0:55:15.160 --> 0:55:17.680 he's that's just good acting. This guy, Well, how tall 0:55:17.719 --> 0:55:20.399 is Logan? Logan Paul was? I don't know. He might 0:55:20.600 --> 0:55:22.239 just Forge is taller than Whee like six to one. 0:55:22.560 --> 0:55:27.000 Might hit him, hit him on the button, No way, dude. 0:55:26.719 --> 0:55:29.439 He's If this guy wasn't paying attention and you're hitting 0:55:29.440 --> 0:55:32.280 the button, you're asleep if you But if you're staring 0:55:32.280 --> 0:55:33.799 at the guy, you know you're gonna get hit that guy. 0:55:33.840 --> 0:55:36.080 Look at the guys beside of the guy's neck. He's 0:55:36.120 --> 0:55:38.640 bigger than all three of our penises, like with commine. 0:55:38.719 --> 0:55:42.840 Dude, he's huge, but he's very disoriented. 0:55:43.200 --> 0:55:52.280 He's faking all right, he was gone? Maybe not? Damn, 0:55:52.320 --> 0:55:53.120 that's wild. 0:55:53.200 --> 0:55:53.799 What else do you guy? 0:55:53.840 --> 0:55:55.000 Do you got to wrap this thing up? 0:55:55.000 --> 0:55:59.280 We ask you played at Bonnaroo last year. That was crazy. 0:55:59.320 --> 0:56:01.919 I'd never been to music festival before and then got 0:56:01.920 --> 0:56:04.280 the call like a couple of months before it, and uh, 0:56:04.800 --> 0:56:07.239 it was like the first show of Bonnerou that day. 0:56:07.280 --> 0:56:10.080 It was like, I guess a Wednesday Thursday, and uh 0:56:10.480 --> 0:56:12.839 was it that tent? And I was thinking, I was like, man, 0:56:12.880 --> 0:56:14.000 probably nobody's gonna be here. 0:56:14.000 --> 0:56:14.399 It's early. 0:56:14.440 --> 0:56:17.960 People are still like working. Yeah, the place was fucking packed. 0:56:17.960 --> 0:56:20.319 It was like, really, there's probably like two thousand people 0:56:20.400 --> 0:56:20.759 under there. 0:56:20.800 --> 0:56:23.839 And then as people were coming into Bonnaroo, they were 0:56:23.840 --> 0:56:24.919 all like outside the tent. 0:56:25.080 --> 0:56:26.040 It was fun as ship. 0:56:26.200 --> 0:56:28.799 Like, dude, Matt, you love Bonnaroo, don't you? He goes 0:56:28.800 --> 0:56:30.799 every year. Mag goes there. Yeah, mag goes all the time. 0:56:30.880 --> 0:56:32.000 Go ahead, get on there, man. 0:56:31.920 --> 0:56:35.080 Talk about it. Yep. This is uh. I think year 0:56:35.120 --> 0:56:38.360 eight for me in a row in a row, solid flexo. 0:56:38.400 --> 0:56:39.560 Wasn't it just a couple of weekends ago? 0:56:39.600 --> 0:56:40.239 I did not go there? 0:56:40.280 --> 0:56:42.480 Yeah? Yeah, it just now got over it? Who played that? 0:56:42.640 --> 0:56:43.520 Just now got over it? 0:56:43.920 --> 0:56:46.680 Gambino? Oh yeah, great, childish Gambino. 0:56:47.320 --> 0:56:49.680 There's a bunch of other ones. Yeah, okay, Gambino was 0:56:49.719 --> 0:56:55.279 the only one that matters posting alone. Okay, yeah. 0:56:55.840 --> 0:56:57.960 Post one has been on our podcast before, has he? 0:56:58.120 --> 0:56:58.880 No? No? 0:57:00.160 --> 0:57:09.240 We Uh. I was like, we wanted to film yours first. Coolnaddy? 0:57:09.480 --> 0:57:11.520 Is it true that like bottom has kind of gone 0:57:11.520 --> 0:57:13.440 downhill a little bit? Like I heard like three years 0:57:13.480 --> 0:57:15.480 ago they had like Eminem and Rihanna and stuff, and 0:57:15.480 --> 0:57:16.120 now they got. 0:57:16.000 --> 0:57:24.480 Like you beat me to it, you know, jawline having motherfucker. 0:57:28.520 --> 0:57:30.360 Oh damn it. 0:57:30.440 --> 0:57:33.440 Yeah, no, they've got They actually fucking had Eminem the 0:57:33.480 --> 0:57:36.240 same year. I was there two years ago, so I 0:57:36.280 --> 0:57:38.440 got the artist pass to go see Eminem. 0:57:38.560 --> 0:57:39.560 Did you did you meet him? 0:57:39.920 --> 0:57:41.760 No, dude, we. 0:57:41.600 --> 0:57:44.200 Were sitting in the VIP like family only area like 0:57:44.240 --> 0:57:47.200 front of house for like Anderson Park all that, and 0:57:47.240 --> 0:57:50.080 then but when Eminem came on stage, they like his 0:57:50.440 --> 0:57:52.200 they had to clear that whole thing out. It's like 0:57:52.240 --> 0:57:55.200 you had to have an extra Eminem pass. 0:57:55.640 --> 0:57:58.200 That's you know, like, yeah, they doing something different. 0:57:58.200 --> 0:58:04.120 Hey, hey, Ernest, stand there this uh eight mile poster? Yeah, yes, 0:58:04.280 --> 0:58:08.360 so we can't stay rabbit dude. 0:58:08.200 --> 0:58:09.000 I mean Eminem. 0:58:09.200 --> 0:58:11.720 That was another to the Space Jam soundtrack and banjo. 0:58:12.040 --> 0:58:13.880 I got a mixed CD in the fourth grade with 0:58:13.960 --> 0:58:16.960 like a like twenty and song was on it, dude, 0:58:16.960 --> 0:58:19.680 curtain call, Dude, it was a curtain call. It had 0:58:19.840 --> 0:58:22.360 uh some of the LP on it, and then it 0:58:22.480 --> 0:58:25.160 like I just remember ass like that was one of 0:58:25.200 --> 0:58:27.360 my favorite ones in like fourth grade. And like I said, 0:58:27.520 --> 0:58:31.280 super conservative Church of Christ, don't cuss, don't drink parents. 0:58:31.680 --> 0:58:34.000 And I'm in the back of my mom's Pontiac mini 0:58:34.080 --> 0:58:38.520 van with my little fucking CD player and had CD walkman, yeah, 0:58:38.640 --> 0:58:41.680 and I'm fucking you gotta ask like that, and she 0:58:41.720 --> 0:58:44.320 hears it coming through the fucking headphones. She was like, 0:58:44.320 --> 0:58:45.120 what are you listening to? 0:58:45.840 --> 0:58:47.120 I was like, just a CD. 0:58:47.360 --> 0:58:48.880 She was like, put it in here, let me hear it. 0:58:49.400 --> 0:58:49.919 Oh no. 0:58:50.080 --> 0:58:53.160 She pulled that thing out, snapped it through it out 0:58:53.200 --> 0:58:57.200 the window, And that was the day I knew I 0:58:57.400 --> 0:59:01.360 too wanted to rap when I if I can, if 0:59:01.400 --> 0:59:03.840 I can make somebody feel this much just from word, 0:59:04.080 --> 0:59:05.320 big damn it, I want to do that. 0:59:05.440 --> 0:59:06.440 Just don't understand me. 0:59:07.040 --> 0:59:11.440 Man, well, man, hey, let me tell you something. I 0:59:11.440 --> 0:59:13.800 didn't know you four days ago, and I'm so happy 0:59:13.840 --> 0:59:14.360 I got to meet you. 0:59:14.520 --> 0:59:16.160 I'm happy to meet you guys here. This is a 0:59:16.200 --> 0:59:18.000 great time. Thank you guys for having me on. 0:59:18.440 --> 0:59:19.440 Have you on again? 0:59:19.600 --> 0:59:24.360 Bring your boy morgana. He wants to do it for sure, dude. 0:59:24.520 --> 0:59:27.000 I called him yeah, and he flexed on me, saying 0:59:27.040 --> 0:59:29.200 he was in Canada on tour, and I said all right, yeah. 0:59:29.320 --> 0:59:30.680 I was like, when you get back, it's like July 0:59:30.760 --> 0:59:34.000 twenty fifth, im in the camp. So yeah, yeah, so 0:59:34.640 --> 0:59:35.760 we'll do it in January. 0:59:36.040 --> 0:59:38.800 In January, or we'll just co host him. 0:59:38.880 --> 0:59:41.439 Yeah. Yeah, you guys can't go for it. I mean yeah, 0:59:41.520 --> 0:59:42.720 I mean I didn't get chicked up. 0:59:42.760 --> 0:59:44.240 I didn't get picked up this fall either. 0:59:46.400 --> 0:59:49.120 I'd be happy to get on the fucking show. And 0:59:49.640 --> 0:59:51.840 football players coeople want to be pro football players hosting 0:59:51.880 --> 0:59:56.160 the podcast. That'd be fun. Well, that's great, dude,