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Speaker 1: Alexis. If you're about to go out on a first

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Speaker 1: date with a cute guy, how thoughtful would it be

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Speaker 1: to get a surprise phone call from his mother? Wouldn't

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Speaker 1: that be nice to get the inside skinny on all

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Speaker 1: of his dislikes and likes and maybe even give you

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Speaker 1: a little pump up speech to get you ready for

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Speaker 1: the big night with her little boy.

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Speaker 2: Oh, I mean, it's always good to have some you know,

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Speaker 2: background on him, you know, in case you need to

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Speaker 2: hold it against him, blackmail.

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Speaker 3: You're looking at him.

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Speaker 1: Okay, sounds like you're not that into it.

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Speaker 3: No, no, no, no, I'm trying to make the best of it.

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Speaker 1: But maybe you don't love it. But Brooks certainly does. Way,

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Speaker 1: she pretends to be a dude's mom and calls his

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Speaker 1: date less than twenty four hours before the actual event.

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Speaker 1: Here how it goes in your phone? Tap right now another.

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Speaker 4: Twenty Hello?

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Speaker 3: Hello, am I speaking with the Heather? Yes, only your

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Speaker 3: future mother?

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Speaker 4: And what did what did you say?

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Speaker 1: Oh?

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Speaker 3: I'm just kidding, okay, kidding for now?

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Speaker 4: What is happening right now?

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Speaker 3: Goodness?

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Speaker 2: You don't know my name. This is Constance. We have

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Speaker 2: not met, but you're supposed to go out with my

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Speaker 2: son Caleb tonight.

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Speaker 3: First date.

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Speaker 4: Okay, yeah I am, but you said you your his mother.

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Speaker 2: Yes, and my little boy is just thrilled about taking

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Speaker 2: you out tonight.

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Speaker 3: Oh I have heard a lot about you.

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Speaker 4: Yeah you have.

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Speaker 2: I have. He showed me your dating profile. Oh, yoga, journaling, baking.

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Speaker 3: I give you a B plus.

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Speaker 4: A B plus.

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Speaker 2: Okay, speaking of yoga, it just reminded me my third husband,

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Speaker 2: Daryl thinks yoga has really helped me improve my kick

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Speaker 2: thrusts in the bedroom.

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Speaker 4: Okay, I'm so confused. Why are you calling me? And

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Speaker 4: how did you give my number?

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Speaker 3: Oh?

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Speaker 2: My little potato face. We share everything, so I have

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Speaker 2: his password. Now he doesn't know that I'm calling. So

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Speaker 2: let's keep this between us, ladies.

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Speaker 4: Oh my god, this is crazy. You share passwords?

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Speaker 3: Well, what good mother and son? Doesn't I remember?

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Speaker 4: Uh no, no, no one does that.

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Speaker 2: Oh I still have parental controls on his phone, so

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Speaker 2: I see all of your messages.

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Speaker 4: Oh really?

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Speaker 2: Okay, I love that meme you sent him two days

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Speaker 2: ago at me laughing, I'll tell you you saw that.

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Speaker 4: You look through your grown son's phone.

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Speaker 3: We'll just get sent to mine.

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Speaker 2: But you asked why I was calling, and you know what,

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Speaker 2: I think that's a good point.

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Speaker 3: I'm not calling to talk about me. Let's focus on

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Speaker 3: your date.

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Speaker 4: But I don't need to talk to you about our date.

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Speaker 4: That's You're not a part of this. So I don't

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Speaker 4: even know why you're calling this.

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Speaker 3: I think I have some helpful information for you.

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Speaker 2: Actually, if you didn't realize Caleb really likes kisses behind

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Speaker 2: his right ear.

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Speaker 3: Oh he is ticklish there.

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Speaker 1: Oh.

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Speaker 4: I don't even know if I should be going on

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Speaker 4: a date with Caleb if this is I.

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Speaker 3: Bet, I bet if you keep doing it, it might

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Speaker 3: just turn him on. Oh my god, I'm a cool mom.

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Speaker 4: Why do you know that? You're not a cool mom? No,

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Speaker 4: cool mom does this? This is horrific. I'm not cool.

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Speaker 3: How do you think I know about the Karate Kid then? Huh?

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Speaker 1: What?

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Speaker 2: Oh?

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Speaker 3: He loves that show on Netflix. H yeah.

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Speaker 2: Oh, he even wears the Karate Kid outfits around the house.

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Speaker 3: And because he.

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Speaker 2: Recently lost his job at the bus station, he's not

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Speaker 2: a lot of time to practice his crane kicks.

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Speaker 3: He's getting good.

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Speaker 4: He lost his job. Wait that that doesn't make sense.

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Speaker 4: He was telling me all about his work and at

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Speaker 4: a buck stop like he works in marketing. That's what

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Speaker 4: he said.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, he's really good at spinning those signs, but that's

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Speaker 2: only part time. Think this though, part time work gives

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Speaker 2: him more time to spoil us.

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Speaker 3: He has two favorite ladies.

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Speaker 4: Okay, I don't think this is gonna work out. You

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Speaker 4: just tell him.

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Speaker 3: Oh, he's going to be heartbroken.

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Speaker 2: It'll be just like last summer when his inflatable girlfriend

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Speaker 2: got run over by a bully with a skateboard.

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Speaker 4: What are you talking about.

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Speaker 3: It was inconsolable for days.

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Speaker 4: Okay, you know what. This really isn't gonna work out.

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Speaker 4: You need to tell your son thank you, but no thanks.

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Speaker 2: Wait, my son does need to tell you one thing,

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Speaker 2: and that's that I'm not actually his mother.

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Speaker 3: I actually broke from the radio show Broke and Jeffrey

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Speaker 3: in the morning. We're doing a phone tap on you.

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Speaker 4: What is going on?

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Speaker 3: It's a brank phone call. Your take is actually the

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Speaker 3: one who set you up. Oh then you too.

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Speaker 2: Both have a really funny sense of humor and he

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Speaker 2: wanted to play a joke on you before.

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Speaker 4: I get I give a That was insane.

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Speaker 3: Okay, so you like that, right the joke.

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Speaker 4: I haven't decided yet. The week of every morning was

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Speaker 4: Pootap Weekday mornings on the twenties Brooke and Jeffrey in

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Speaker 4: the morning,