WEBVTT - "Bye, Bye, Birdie" Recap Season 3, Episode 16

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, meetings being recorded. I'm good.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't want to see my face. That's distracting to

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<v Speaker 2>see me.

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<v Speaker 1>You just want a b.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah there there we go. Yeah, because then I start looking,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm like, is that? Oh God?

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<v Speaker 1>Do I make that face all the time?

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<v Speaker 3>It's distracting yourself the worst, it's the worst. Hi, ab Hi,

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<v Speaker 3>are you wait? Did you press your record? Are you

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<v Speaker 3>recording on quick time or whatever? Did you press record?

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<v Speaker 2>I did? Okay, it says it's not it's it's gray

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<v Speaker 2>right now. It says it's recording, okay, And I just

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<v Speaker 2>want to make sure you stop when I mean it's okay,

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<v Speaker 2>fingers crossed.

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<v Speaker 3>I just want to make sure you're recording, because you know,

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<v Speaker 3>people don't want to miss this.

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<v Speaker 2>You know they don't want to miss you guys. Well,

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<v Speaker 2>we've been discussing already. Yeah, we're it's a we are

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<v Speaker 2>recording episodes. We're trying to kind of like stack up

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<v Speaker 2>some episodes. Can you hear that chains on.

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<v Speaker 1>The back you hear that?

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know because I'm running a fan and my

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<v Speaker 3>menopause fan and it plumbers downstairs, so I don't Oh.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, now it's just I'm like, cool, you needed to

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<v Speaker 2>cut those trees right now. But yeah, it's uh, we're

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<v Speaker 2>stacking up some episodes, so we're recording on a Tuesday,

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<v Speaker 2>which we normally record on Thursdays, and apparently Tuesdays everything

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<v Speaker 2>needs to happen, particularly this Tuesday. It's just everything's happening.

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<v Speaker 2>We've got I have I have plants being delivered because

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<v Speaker 2>I'm doing some landscaping.

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<v Speaker 1>They were supposed to come.

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<v Speaker 2>Last week, but they just showed up like twenty minutes ago.

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<v Speaker 2>And I have someone here cleaning my house because if

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<v Speaker 2>I don't, I will uh disappear into a.

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<v Speaker 1>Giant pile of dog hair from my very furry dog.

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<v Speaker 2>And speaking of dogs, she's in here because she does

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<v Speaker 2>not like the housekeepers and I don't want her peeing

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<v Speaker 2>on the plants, so she's in here, which she's not

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<v Speaker 2>happy about. So she's probably going to start acting up

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<v Speaker 2>here pretty soon, it's just sure. Yeah. And Be's bugging

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<v Speaker 2>me about getting dual Lingo Max, while she should be

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<v Speaker 2>focusing on her Italian class right now. I mean, I'm

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<v Speaker 2>glad that she's wanting to learn, you know, great, but

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<v Speaker 2>also she was like, oh my god, it's one hundred

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<v Speaker 2>and thirty dollars a year. I was like, yeah, no, kid,

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<v Speaker 2>you don't just du lingule it with the free version

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<v Speaker 2>or something.

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<v Speaker 3>I am impressed with her. She knows the value of

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<v Speaker 3>a dollar. She wants to learn whatever. If it's Italian,

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<v Speaker 3>she has to learn on.

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<v Speaker 2>Dual lingal she Yeah, she was working on Japanese before

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<v Speaker 2>she went to Japan in the summer. Yeah. She's kind

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<v Speaker 2>of like me in that, like languages and words and

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<v Speaker 2>that like that's the uh, that's her jam. Yeah, she

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<v Speaker 2>loves that stuff. She's a good kid. She's doing great.

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<v Speaker 2>She her and Zo are doing well, you know, just

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<v Speaker 2>trying to like get through the grades and all that stuff,

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<v Speaker 2>but up.

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<v Speaker 1>But yeah, they're doing pretty good. How how about you?

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<v Speaker 1>You've got plumbers at your house?

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<v Speaker 3>I know, well, I'm in the I don't know if

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<v Speaker 3>this is just the new house phase where you know,

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<v Speaker 3>the stereotype is you move into a new house, even

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<v Speaker 3>like a new a new old house, and everything like

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<v Speaker 3>suddenly everything breaks.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, I'm in that phase. So we've been here like

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<v Speaker 2>six rape rates and I'm like, well, you find out

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<v Speaker 2>why the people before you moved is usually what it is.

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<v Speaker 2>You go, ah, you just kind of fixed it all

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<v Speaker 2>up with some lipstick and a band aid, and it

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<v Speaker 2>was fine until you move in and start like using

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<v Speaker 2>it like family use and then you're like, oh, oh

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<v Speaker 2>the plumbing's screwed or oh the yeah, you know that's

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<v Speaker 2>like it is.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, what do they call it?

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<v Speaker 2>Inspection?

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<v Speaker 3>I did an inspection, a very expensive inspection, and oh

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<v Speaker 3>this house is fantastic. This house is in you know,

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<v Speaker 3>primo condition. Right, what then, why why does everything keep breaking? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>there's two bathrooms that are need there. The handles broke

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<v Speaker 3>on the showers, so they're repairing them.

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<v Speaker 2>You guys just like like hulking it out over there.

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<v Speaker 2>What's you guys? Gets gentle? You don't have to rip

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<v Speaker 2>the shower thing.

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<v Speaker 3>I three three showers now, which we only have four.

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<v Speaker 3>We only have four totals, so like, yeah, three showers

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<v Speaker 3>now have been out of commission. Oh no, yeah it's

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<v Speaker 3>and they're like, oh, this is a very it's not

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<v Speaker 3>a simple fix.

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<v Speaker 2>Of course, we have to we need to get to

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<v Speaker 2>replace all of the plumbing in your house. Right right.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm ready to.

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<v Speaker 3>Call up the seller's realtor and be like, dude, give

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<v Speaker 3>me the phone number of the previous homeowners because I

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<v Speaker 3>have a word with them if they're listening to this podcast,

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<v Speaker 3>which they probably aren't, just be like, dude, like come back,

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<v Speaker 3>come back and show.

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<v Speaker 2>Me everything you need, right, I mean, I'm not gonna lie.

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<v Speaker 2>I traded my minivan in earlier this year, and we

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<v Speaker 2>sort of did the same thing.

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<v Speaker 1>It kept having problems, kept having problems.

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<v Speaker 2>We got it working, we detailed it, and we drove

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<v Speaker 2>it over to turn it in while it wasn't acting

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<v Speaker 2>up and got more than we expected and felt like

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<v Speaker 2>that was a we washed our hands in it. Okay, Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>so you're guilty this as well. I like, I get it.

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<v Speaker 2>Sometimes you're like you just kind of want to offload

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<v Speaker 2>something and you're the lucky recipient.

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<v Speaker 3>So I get it.

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<v Speaker 2>I get it. I just let thee Yeah, that's why

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<v Speaker 2>I rent. I am like something breaks land Lady, you

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<v Speaker 2>just call I know.

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<v Speaker 3>I know, no, this is I'm over it. I'm just like,

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<v Speaker 3>I'm going to go hide in my office right now. Well,

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<v Speaker 3>you know you're dealing with the banging on the pipes

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<v Speaker 3>and the no water and the no water pressure, what

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<v Speaker 3>you know, whatever else is going wrong at this very moment. Right,

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<v Speaker 3>I'm going to have a nice podcast with Jody.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, we're gonna have fun and be ridiculous, and that's

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<v Speaker 2>uh sounds like what we need.

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<v Speaker 3>That's what we do. That's what we do. I haven't

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<v Speaker 3>seen you in a week now, and I'm having withdrawals.

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<v Speaker 3>I know you work together much. We were together so

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<v Speaker 3>much within like a ten day period. It was great,

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<v Speaker 3>and now, yeah, I know I miss you. I was like, oh,

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<v Speaker 3>I haven't seen Jody.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah in like a week. That finels like a long time. Well,

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<v Speaker 2>we did Nineties Con together and so that was like

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<v Speaker 2>three days of just being together in the same space.

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<v Speaker 1>Getting to hang out and you know, travel whatever.

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<v Speaker 3>Yep.

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<v Speaker 2>And then then we did our Hyundai road trip and

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<v Speaker 2>the iHeart thing and the podcast, so we were together

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<v Speaker 2>for all of that and like, I still keep thinking

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<v Speaker 2>about how much fun that was.

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<v Speaker 3>It was such a blast, such a blast, and I

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<v Speaker 3>think we can talk about it now because this episode

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<v Speaker 3>airs in a few Yeah, this episode air nights Brothers podcast, Like,

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<v Speaker 3>oh yeah, that was just such a high for me.

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<v Speaker 3>And I was so scared when you left to go

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<v Speaker 3>to the airport.

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<v Speaker 2>I was like, please stay. I can't talk about which

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<v Speaker 2>I love of which we found out I could have

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<v Speaker 2>stayed because I for like three and a half four hours, right,

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<v Speaker 2>But it ended up.

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<v Speaker 3>Perfect because then I just had like my little I

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<v Speaker 3>was I have a time with them.

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<v Speaker 2>It was so great. I was so actually so happy

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<v Speaker 2>for that, Like I was at the airport thrilled for you.

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, she is.

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<v Speaker 2>Getting to soak up all of the all of the

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<v Speaker 2>n KOTB Nights Brothers essence.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, it ended up being the best, the best of

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<v Speaker 3>both things.

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<v Speaker 2>It was so great and just that podcast, Like they

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<v Speaker 2>are so sweet and so lovely. I remember when they

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<v Speaker 2>were on the show and we like really hit it off.

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<v Speaker 1>They were just I chatted it.

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<v Speaker 2>Up with with John quite a bit when he was

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<v Speaker 2>on the show, and I know you said he's kind

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<v Speaker 2>of the more like reserved, a little quiet one, but

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<v Speaker 2>I was Jordan, Jordan is Jordan. You can't tell him apart,

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<v Speaker 2>can you. It's okay. Jordan is shy.

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<v Speaker 3>He's the dynamo on stage and he's reserved and shy

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<v Speaker 3>in real life. John, he's the guy that will give

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<v Speaker 3>you a big bear hug.

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<v Speaker 2>And Jordan, Yeah, yeah, I remember like he and I

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<v Speaker 2>were on set and he just he and I really.

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<v Speaker 1>Chatted it up quite sweet and lovely.

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<v Speaker 2>But they all were truly, but I when you did

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<v Speaker 2>the intro and like teared up, that was like that

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<v Speaker 2>peak friendship moment because when you love your friend or

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<v Speaker 2>a family member or someone so much that you get

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<v Speaker 2>to like vicariously experience joy through them, there's something so

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<v Speaker 2>pure and wonderful about it.

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<v Speaker 1>And I just I was like, this is great.

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<v Speaker 2>I would not have asked for like a better I

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<v Speaker 2>don't know, a bonding moment, well bonding moment, And it

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<v Speaker 2>like lifted my spirits to see my friends so excited

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<v Speaker 2>about something, especially because like I know, like it's like

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<v Speaker 2>you've met them before and you've done all this stuff,

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<v Speaker 2>but you still like you're you enjoy it and you're

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<v Speaker 2>so passionate and excited about it. And for me, when

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<v Speaker 2>I get to see somebody, anybody really but especially somebody

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<v Speaker 2>I love be so excited about something like that, to

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<v Speaker 2>me is a true joy because it's it's fun to

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<v Speaker 2>see people love and enjoy something. So I'm so glad

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<v Speaker 2>we have to do that.

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<v Speaker 3>It was so special and I was so much self pressure,

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<v Speaker 3>like pressure. I was like I want to do this right,

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<v Speaker 3>like I want to do the justice and honor the guys.

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<v Speaker 3>And I wanted to kind of convey to people, it's

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<v Speaker 3>not just a boy band. I'm not just like this ah,

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<v Speaker 3>you know this crazy girl that screams the boy bands

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<v Speaker 3>Like no, this is meaningful for me and this is why.

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<v Speaker 3>And I think that's why I started crying. Not to mention,

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<v Speaker 3>there were like how many producers in the room.

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<v Speaker 2>Seventeen people like standing of hovering, being like a nice

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<v Speaker 2>intimate conversation with all of us shoved in a hotel room,

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<v Speaker 2>right and then.

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<v Speaker 3>So I wasn't planning to cry, but it came out

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<v Speaker 3>and I was like, all right, I'm just going to

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<v Speaker 3>roll with it.

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<v Speaker 2>But I was. I was so glad you were there for.

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<v Speaker 3>The first half and the second half, and you were

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<v Speaker 3>so glad I wasn't for the second.

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<v Speaker 2>So well, yeah, I texted you. I was like, I

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<v Speaker 2>did it.

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<v Speaker 3>I did it, And I was like good, yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>so I loved it, loved it.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, now now we'll just have to do uh, we'll

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<v Speaker 2>have to do another road trip.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, it's a call iHeart or hun day or.

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<v Speaker 2>Give us a call, give us a car. You know,

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<v Speaker 2>I'll take that. Ionic I'm still I keep talking about

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<v Speaker 2>it to discal I keep going like that car.

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<v Speaker 3>It's a great, I know, it's a great.

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<v Speaker 2>I'd be it might be I might have to trade

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<v Speaker 2>my current Hyundai and get a new one, which is fine,

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<v Speaker 2>because I I had a misstap with a bump my

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<v Speaker 2>bumper and a trash can.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, Jody, well it looks parallel park What were you know?

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<v Speaker 2>I'm great at parallel parking. I amily so good at

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<v Speaker 2>parallel parking. No, you when I had.

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<v Speaker 1>The minivan walk, how can you pa?

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<v Speaker 2>That's the thing, very great, super like no can judge distance,

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<v Speaker 2>can squeeze in between things like I know exactly how

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<v Speaker 2>much tream I have. It's my own body awareness that

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<v Speaker 2>I'm just not okay, And it's usually the fact that

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<v Speaker 2>I'm thinking three steps further than my body has gotten.

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<v Speaker 2>But okay, okay, but in a car, your car? I fine?

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<v Speaker 1>But no.

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<v Speaker 2>It was it was when it was really rainy mm hmm,

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<v Speaker 2>and we were having like terrible downpours. I was driving

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<v Speaker 2>over Laurel Canyon and there was a trash can that

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<v Speaker 2>was traveling towards me in the rain. It was being

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<v Speaker 2>swept down Laurel Canyon and and it made a small

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<v Speaker 2>some contact with my bumper and I was like, ah,

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<v Speaker 2>and then I got home and it was like kind

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<v Speaker 2>of hanging on. So I keep putting it up, like

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<v Speaker 2>it's to the point where I'm like, I can't dictate this.

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<v Speaker 2>That is that is now.

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<v Speaker 1>We're an adult, now, we can't do that. But it's yeah, definitely.

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<v Speaker 2>And then when I when you pull in and like

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<v Speaker 2>accidentally like hit the front little bumper thing, yeah, then

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<v Speaker 2>it scrapes it off even more.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, that's the trash can's fault, that's not yours.

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<v Speaker 2>That's what I trash can rain, and and the errant,

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<v Speaker 2>you know, cascading trash can that's not.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm lucky, I'm alive.

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<v Speaker 2>But yeah, so anyway, I don't know what happened to

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<v Speaker 2>that poor person's trash can and how the trash can

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<v Speaker 2>fared and all this, and I think, I, I don't know,

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<v Speaker 2>Maybe I should have stopped. Maybe I shouldn't be saying

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<v Speaker 2>this on the radio. Well, I didn't claim insurance, so

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<v Speaker 2>it's fine. I didn't. Like, there's no fraud. It's just

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<v Speaker 2>the someone in the hit a trash canyon. You'll never

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<v Speaker 2>figure out which one.

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<v Speaker 3>But somebody's listening to this who lives in Laurel Canyon

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<v Speaker 3>right now, and they're like.

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<v Speaker 2>They're like, that's what up into my trash?

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<v Speaker 1>Is my trash cat?

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<v Speaker 2>Jody Sweeten?

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<v Speaker 1>So shall we do a recap?

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<v Speaker 2>Please?

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<v Speaker 3>Let's get out of this, Yes, please, let's get out

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<v Speaker 3>of this pre chow chatter.

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<v Speaker 1>Doc, you got us in here, we gotta get us out.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, Okay, welcome back to Oh like this damn bird

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<v Speaker 2>out of a cage. Okay, let's that's there.

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<v Speaker 3>We go, Oh god this episode.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, welcome back to how Rude Tannertos.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm Andrea Barber and I'm Jody Sweeten, and today we're

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<v Speaker 3>discussing season three, episode sixteen, Bye Bye Bertie.

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<v Speaker 2>It originally aired February second, nineteen ninety.

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<v Speaker 3>It goes a little something like this, Michelle loses the

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<v Speaker 3>preschool's pet bird.

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<v Speaker 1>I love that word.

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<v Speaker 2>Katting these synopsis down to a sentence, just one sentence,

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<v Speaker 2>you know, few, which also makes me feel like those

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<v Speaker 2>are usually the scripts that were like, oh, we didn't

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<v Speaker 2>do a lot with this, did we, because it all

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<v Speaker 2>fitting in about let's see one, two, three, four, six words.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, yeah, that's the That's all you need to know

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<v Speaker 3>is just they shall lost the pet bird, and that's it.

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<v Speaker 3>It's but you know, I can't believe we're still in

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<v Speaker 3>season three. Does this season feel longer to you than

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<v Speaker 3>previous seasons?

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<v Speaker 2>I'm just like, how are we only on sixteen?

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know why it feels so long?

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<v Speaker 2>Uh, yeah, it does feel a little bit longer.

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<v Speaker 1>I think maybe.

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<v Speaker 2>Is it maybe because like the first couple of seasons

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<v Speaker 2>were ones that we maybe weren't as familiar with or

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<v Speaker 2>didn't like, so it was kind of like all new,

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<v Speaker 2>and when it's all new, you're like, oh, this is

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<v Speaker 2>going so quickly right now, like we kind of hit

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<v Speaker 2>the age where we're like, oh, yeah, I remember this

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<v Speaker 2>a little bit more. I don't know. Yeah, okay, that's

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<v Speaker 2>a good theory, just a I don't know, throwing it

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<v Speaker 2>out there.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay. I was just like, wow, we're still in season three, but.

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<v Speaker 2>We're still older or uh it's just you know, we're

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<v Speaker 2>sort of slogging through with the episodes because they're not great. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>I think I feel like we've hit a run of

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<v Speaker 3>episodes that are just kind of like not filler.

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<v Speaker 2>Ish right filler. I'm just a little silly. There were

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<v Speaker 2>some things that happened in this episode that I very

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<v Speaker 2>much against. Okay, let's get let's get into it.

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<v Speaker 1>We'll get there.

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<v Speaker 3>But good lord, this is gonna be a little painful.

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<v Speaker 2>Just uh, just we're just warning you right now. Okay.

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<v Speaker 3>This was directed by Jeff Franklin. Sorry Jeff Franklin, but sorry. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>this was a weird episode. It was written by Lenny Rips.

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<v Speaker 3>We love Lenny. I love you Lenny, but why I

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<v Speaker 3>don't know what happened with this episode, but okay, that's right. Uh.

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<v Speaker 3>And we have two great guest stars. We have Tyra

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<v Speaker 3>Ferrell as Miss Petrie, known for White Men Can't Jump,

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<v Speaker 3>Boys in the Hood and Poetic Justice.

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<v Speaker 1>Some great movies.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, she's a great preschool tea mature in this episode.

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<v Speaker 3>And then we have the legendary Miko Hughes as Aaron.

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<v Speaker 3>This is his first of many many episodes, first of

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<v Speaker 3>twelve episodes of Full House. Yeah you know him from

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<v Speaker 3>Kindergarten Cop which right, boys have a penis, Girls have

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<v Speaker 3>a vagiana boy like right man. For as much as

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<v Speaker 3>I complaining about observation, how many people ask him to

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<v Speaker 3>say that line throughout his whole life? Boys girls have

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<v Speaker 3>a vaginant This poor guy, we got to get him

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<v Speaker 3>on the podcast. First.

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<v Speaker 2>I was thinking we got to come up on the podcast.

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<v Speaker 2>Want to ask him these questions, like right, well, and

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<v Speaker 2>he was also he was in pet Cemetery. Yeah, he

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<v Speaker 2>was like he was kind of a little bit of

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<v Speaker 2>a creepy little kid.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah. Yeah, he's got a very extensive career. He was

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<v Speaker 3>at Apollo thirteen Mercury Rising opposite Bruce Willis, and then

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<v Speaker 3>he did a bunch of guest appearances on TV shows

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<v Speaker 3>like Roswell and Boston Public.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh oh wow, like since the Oh this so that's

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<v Speaker 1>been like more recent, way more recent.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>No, he's he's a fantastic actor. Was so cute as

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<v Speaker 3>a kid, and I really want to talk to him, you.

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<v Speaker 2>Know, I weirdly remember about him. What is that He

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<v Speaker 2>and his family lived out in Apple Valley, which was

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<v Speaker 2>like the high desert here in LA and was a

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<v Speaker 2>several hour co mute. Oh yeah, and if I remember correctly,

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<v Speaker 2>they drove back and forth.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, they didn't stay in town.

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<v Speaker 2>Maybe they did, like on tight nights, but I remember

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<v Speaker 2>they did a lot of driving.

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<v Speaker 3>If I were driving, Yeah, because that's easily a two

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<v Speaker 3>hour drive.

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<v Speaker 2>To add some traffic to that.

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<v Speaker 3>That's a lot. Yeah, that's a lot. So kudos to

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<v Speaker 3>his parents. Yeah two and all that drive seriously, oh bam.

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<v Speaker 3>Looking forward to seeing much more of uh Nico Hughes

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<v Speaker 3>to come. So we start with the teaser. In Michelle's room,

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<v Speaker 3>Danny and Joey are getting ready to mark Michelle's height

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<v Speaker 3>on her bedroom wall, a nice tradition that many many

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<v Speaker 3>parents do with their kids. Michelle gleefully stands against the

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<v Speaker 3>wall with her arms straight up in the air, saying, ooh,

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<v Speaker 3>I'm very tall.

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<v Speaker 2>They laugh.

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<v Speaker 3>They tell her to put her arms down and stand

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<v Speaker 3>up straight. Joey puts a ruler against the top of

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<v Speaker 3>her head. Michelle goes onto her tippy toes, and Joey says,

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<v Speaker 3>you're cheating, and Michelle gives him a big eye roll

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<v Speaker 3>a nuts.

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<v Speaker 2>Danny is so cute.

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<v Speaker 3>She was really like the sass man, the sass is

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<v Speaker 3>really coming out now. Danny says, Hey, good news, it

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<v Speaker 3>looks like you're half an inch taller, and Michelle emotionlessly responds,

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<v Speaker 3>big deal, see ya and walks right out the door. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>She was like, yeah, I'm either six inches taller or nothing.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, And I just love that. She says kind of

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<v Speaker 2>what we're all thinking.

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<v Speaker 3>It's just like, yeah, this is not a big deal,

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<v Speaker 3>Like it's a half an inch, you know, Like, just Danny,

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<v Speaker 3>stop obsessing over it's just hysterical to me. Next, we're

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<v Speaker 3>in the We're still in Michelle's room, We've never left,

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<v Speaker 3>and Danny is getting Michelle's bed ready for her while

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<v Speaker 3>reminding her that tomorrow is a very big day. It's

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<v Speaker 3>her first day of preschool, which at first I was like,

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<v Speaker 3>why is she starting school in the middle of the

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<v Speaker 3>year like the girls, the older girls already started school

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<v Speaker 3>months ago. But maybe that's because it's pre school.

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<v Speaker 2>Well it's pre school, right, so you maybe have to

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<v Speaker 2>be a certain age or body trained or whatever, so

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<v Speaker 2>you know, preschool is usually like kind of kind of

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<v Speaker 2>an open enrollment thing.

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<v Speaker 3>Like maybe is not as many strict rules for preschool,

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<v Speaker 3>so it's like, yeah, come on, come on in when

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<v Speaker 3>you're ready.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, train three or three and a half or whatever

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<v Speaker 1>then you yeah, okay.

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<v Speaker 3>Michelle cannot hide her grin as she tells her dad

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<v Speaker 3>she's not sleepy. Danny doesn't believe this and hops into

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<v Speaker 3>hops her into bed like a bunny. Jesse holds up

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<v Speaker 3>a sailor dress that he picked from Michelle's closet and

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<v Speaker 3>asks isn't this a pretty dress? And Joey sarcastically answers, yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>I think you need that in a husky. Is he

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<v Speaker 3>referring to the size? Is this a other size?

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<v Speaker 2>So when so so larger sizes, particularly for kids, if

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<v Speaker 2>you had to go like bigger than a large you

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<v Speaker 2>were a husky, that was like what it was called.

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<v Speaker 2>It was not exactly uh great, you know, to be like,

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<v Speaker 2>oh yeah a husky said yeah, so that was yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>That's what the phrase was.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay.

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<v Speaker 3>I was just like, that's okay.

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<v Speaker 2>I knew what.

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<v Speaker 3>I figured out what he was trying to say, but

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<v Speaker 3>I was like, that's a weird phrase.

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<v Speaker 2>But now that yeah, you don't not like my dog

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<v Speaker 2>not a house like that?

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<v Speaker 1>Ye, No, definitely not.

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<v Speaker 3>Although she is a she's she's big, she's she's a dog.

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<v Speaker 2>Yep.

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<v Speaker 3>So Michelle pushes her blankets off of her and tells

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<v Speaker 3>the adults that it's time for her to go to

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<v Speaker 3>school now. Becky reminds her that preschool doesn't start until

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<v Speaker 3>tomorrow morning. Michelle responds, you could come too, I need

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<v Speaker 3>a ride. Joey suggests that they tell her a bedtime

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<v Speaker 3>story about her first day at preschool.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, because there's four adults in here.

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<v Speaker 2>How many They're like, we should mellow her out by

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<v Speaker 2>all four of us being in here, and.

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<v Speaker 3>Why why the child is adults to put her to bed?

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<v Speaker 3>Normally she's alone in her room, right, and all of

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<v Speaker 3>a sudden, nobody, nobody wants to leave. Right, they're her

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<v Speaker 3>compensating for their neglect earlier in the season. Yeah, I

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<v Speaker 3>just saw her go.

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<v Speaker 2>She's hopped onto the Oh. She's bored. She's very bored.

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<v Speaker 3>With this podcast. So Joey starts off by introducing the

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<v Speaker 3>beautiful princess who's going to Meadowcrest Preschool. He asks Michelle

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<v Speaker 3>what the princess's name is, and she proudly states miss Piggy.

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<v Speaker 1>Good choice.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, Joey corrects her, it's actually Princess Michelle, who's going

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<v Speaker 3>to preschool for the first time. He motions for Becky

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<v Speaker 3>to continue the story, and she reveals that the princess

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<v Speaker 3>found preschool to be a land of fun. It's like

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<v Speaker 3>Disneyland with a nap. The princess makes new friends and

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<v Speaker 3>they all play with toys. Danny adds that the children

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<v Speaker 3>all cleaned up the mess they made, and Joey gives

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<v Speaker 3>him a look and Danny concludes, then Princess Michelle said,

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<v Speaker 3>my first day of preschool was the most wonderful day

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<v Speaker 3>of my life.

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<v Speaker 2>Wow. That's I mean, I hope, I hope that that's

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<v Speaker 2>not the most wonderful day of her life. I mean,

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<v Speaker 2>I hope that there's other ones that are better.

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<v Speaker 3>I just can't get Princess Michelle, Princess for a Day,

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<v Speaker 3>the Walt Disney episode.

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<v Speaker 2>Out of my brain, right. Yeah, I'm like, this is

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<v Speaker 2>the first.

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<v Speaker 3>Of many references to Princess Michelle. We're definitely getting more

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<v Speaker 3>Michelle centric. Yes, as we get deeper into the That's

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<v Speaker 3>why all the adults are in the room, because the

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<v Speaker 3>everything revolves around Michelle.

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<v Speaker 2>Well maybe they're also like, hey, I need to talk

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<v Speaker 2>to you. You know, I need some advice, you know.

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<v Speaker 2>So they're all trying to get right. Yeah, yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>they're all bad. I need I need some life advice. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>Perfect. So Michelle looks at him in pure awe, muttering

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<v Speaker 3>the words awesome. Danny picks her up, tucks her back

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<v Speaker 3>into bed, and all of the adults take turns kissing

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<v Speaker 3>her good night like a wedding receiving line. Once they're

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<v Speaker 3>all out of the room, and the lights are off.

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<v Speaker 3>Michelle shoots out of bed again. She looks around and declares,

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<v Speaker 3>I can't sleep. This is nuts. I feel like this

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<v Speaker 3>is nuts.

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<v Speaker 2>Really was applicable there, but we're just kind of shoehorning

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<v Speaker 2>it into wherever.

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<v Speaker 1>You know what I mean.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, she says it multiple times.

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<v Speaker 2>Now there.

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<v Speaker 3>The writers have leaned hard into this catchphrase. They're like,

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<v Speaker 3>this will be a catchphrase whether whether whether.

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<v Speaker 1>You like it or not.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah you will. This is nuts. This rights Yeah, this

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<v Speaker 2>is nuts.

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<v Speaker 3>This is nuts. And what's to come is even even

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<v Speaker 3>more nuts.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, you guys, buckle buckle up.

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<v Speaker 3>Later that night, Michelle is sleeping and she has a

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<v Speaker 3>huge face. She has a huge shit, have a huge

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<v Speaker 3>face at some point in this scene. Actually, you're right,

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<v Speaker 3>So we enter this bizarre dream sequence. Oh boy, horrify.

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<v Speaker 2>What is happen? I mean, like, what was so creepy?

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<v Speaker 2>I'm sorry leap that out. It was so weird and

0:23:10.880 --> 0:23:13.960
<v Speaker 2>you could tell that not one adult in that scene

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<v Speaker 2>wanted to be there.

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<v Speaker 1>Right where you're like, oh, I have to do that.

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<v Speaker 2>John particularly was just not was for for John who

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<v Speaker 2>usually is like oh he.

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<v Speaker 1>Said, he was like, I'm not I am not a cowboy.

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<v Speaker 3>He didn't want to play Nope. How did Jeff get

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<v Speaker 3>them to do that? That's what I want to know, adults,

0:23:38.640 --> 0:23:40.880
<v Speaker 3>he got them to do that? Silly and I yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>I'm shocked.

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<v Speaker 1>Contract for you.

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<v Speaker 2>Sorry, it's all my sense is lost now because.

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<v Speaker 3>This I wrote down, What kind of acid trip did

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<v Speaker 3>I just watch?

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<v Speaker 1>Like exactly?

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<v Speaker 2>I was like those things in the background, was the

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<v Speaker 2>those animals?

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<v Speaker 1>What worthy the stuff of nightmares?

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<v Speaker 2>Nightmares?

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<v Speaker 1>They got those.

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<v Speaker 2>Weird animals from the same place they got those clowns

0:24:10.960 --> 0:24:15.760
<v Speaker 2>for Michelle's birthday, from the horror Nightmare Department. They need

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<v Speaker 2>to find another rental place because this stuff is scary.

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<v Speaker 3>I just didn't understand the point, Like what this episode

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<v Speaker 3>would have been fine, perhaps better without the dream sequence.

0:24:25.760 --> 0:24:30.720
<v Speaker 3>What was the point of this filler filler filler or.

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<v Speaker 2>Maybe I don't know, maybe there maybe the writers were

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<v Speaker 2>pissed at them. I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>Like it was bad.

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<v Speaker 3>It was it was really bad. I don't even know

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<v Speaker 3>if I wanted you.

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<v Speaker 2>Guys, if you can't, if you don't remember what we're

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<v Speaker 2>talking about, or you haven't watched it in a while,

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<v Speaker 2>pause the podcast, now, go back watch the dream sequence.

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<v Speaker 2>In season three, episode sixteen, and then come back to

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<v Speaker 2>the podcast and you will know why we are so terrified, Okay, terrifying, terrifying.

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<v Speaker 2>I literally he had nightmares last night. Suh. I uh yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>I couldn't figure out if they were supposed to be toys,

0:25:14.720 --> 0:25:18.159
<v Speaker 3>and that's why Michelle appears larger than them or like

0:25:18.200 --> 0:25:20.520
<v Speaker 3>the scale was really weird too. When she comes out

0:25:20.520 --> 0:25:24.040
<v Speaker 3>in her her Glinda dress, I don't know.

0:25:24.119 --> 0:25:27.200
<v Speaker 2>I'm like, are they toys? Are they friends? They were

0:25:27.200 --> 0:25:30.600
<v Speaker 2>trying to make it like the adults were kids size,

0:25:30.640 --> 0:25:34.159
<v Speaker 2>but Michelle was so much larger than them. It was

0:25:34.240 --> 0:25:36.720
<v Speaker 2>like it was like Godzilla or something coming out. I

0:25:36.800 --> 0:25:39.760
<v Speaker 2>was like, oh my, oh, Michelle's gonna crush all the

0:25:40.040 --> 0:25:42.840
<v Speaker 2>little weird animals, which I wasn't too disappointed by, but

0:25:42.880 --> 0:25:46.120
<v Speaker 2>I was actually more disappointed that it didn't happen. But man,

0:25:46.280 --> 0:25:51.440
<v Speaker 2>was that weird that I I have. I have been

0:25:51.480 --> 0:25:53.199
<v Speaker 2>in a lot of altered states in my life, but

0:25:53.240 --> 0:25:56.560
<v Speaker 2>never won that strange thank god, you know what I mean.

0:25:56.760 --> 0:25:59.520
<v Speaker 3>I don't know how I'd come back from that. No,

0:25:59.680 --> 0:26:02.680
<v Speaker 3>there's no recovery. There's no recovery from that. I'm scarred

0:26:02.680 --> 0:26:05.160
<v Speaker 3>from watching it and don't.

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<v Speaker 2>And now we're gonna and now we're gonna describe it,

0:26:06.840 --> 0:26:09.359
<v Speaker 2>you guys, But we just had to get that the

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<v Speaker 2>horror and the shock out of the way first, and

0:26:12.520 --> 0:26:16.840
<v Speaker 2>now now we're going to talk about exactly what was

0:26:16.880 --> 0:26:18.600
<v Speaker 2>so terrifying about it other than everything.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, So first we see Becky in a sailor dress

0:26:22.600 --> 0:26:25.240
<v Speaker 3>similar to the one Jesse picked out a few minutes ago.

0:26:25.960 --> 0:26:28.719
<v Speaker 3>Her hair's in two pigtails, and she's got those freckles

0:26:28.760 --> 0:26:29.280
<v Speaker 3>like drawing.

0:26:29.840 --> 0:26:33.080
<v Speaker 2>She looks like Edith Ann who was played by Lily

0:26:33.160 --> 0:26:36.560
<v Speaker 2>Tomlin years ago on laughing those you probably don't remember

0:26:36.640 --> 0:26:39.240
<v Speaker 2>a lot of Yeah, anyway, that's what it looked like.

0:26:40.520 --> 0:26:42.520
<v Speaker 3>So she's counting to one hundred, but not in the

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<v Speaker 3>correct order. She looks around for a moment and is

0:26:45.359 --> 0:26:47.639
<v Speaker 3>stumped when she can't find where the others are hiding.

0:26:48.200 --> 0:26:51.400
<v Speaker 3>Danny pops out from behind a mushroom and reveals himself.

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<v Speaker 3>When Becky finds him, he lets out an awe. Nuts again.

0:26:56.160 --> 0:27:03.400
<v Speaker 3>Then Joey pops up from behind a group of circus

0:27:03.480 --> 0:27:05.320
<v Speaker 3>animals and let's out a big laugh.

0:27:07.960 --> 0:27:11.560
<v Speaker 2>Like I know. This is the too bad.

0:27:11.600 --> 0:27:15.119
<v Speaker 3>This isn't a visual podcast because you can see the absolutely.

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<v Speaker 2>No, thank god, it's not can't do people's it's just

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<v Speaker 2>how rude you know, we can't.

0:27:22.040 --> 0:27:25.360
<v Speaker 3>So that leaves just one person. Jesse pops his head

0:27:25.359 --> 0:27:28.240
<v Speaker 3>out from behind the life size fairy tale book and

0:27:28.320 --> 0:27:31.359
<v Speaker 3>proudly states, ha ha, you didn't find cowboy Jesse?

0:27:32.400 --> 0:27:35.120
<v Speaker 2>Was it proudly or was it it felt a little

0:27:35.160 --> 0:27:37.320
<v Speaker 2>under drest if he asked me, It felt a little

0:27:37.320 --> 0:27:39.840
<v Speaker 2>like he was like ah haha, yeah, Like he was like,

0:27:39.960 --> 0:27:42.680
<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna eat you want me to wear this costume?

0:27:43.280 --> 0:27:46.680
<v Speaker 2>It was like like at some point during that day

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<v Speaker 2>of shooting, I feel like he turned to Jeff and

0:27:48.600 --> 0:27:50.400
<v Speaker 2>was like, I'm gonna meet you out in the parking

0:27:50.440 --> 0:27:51.159
<v Speaker 2>lot after this.

0:27:51.160 --> 0:27:52.159
<v Speaker 1>This is ridiculous.

0:27:52.440 --> 0:27:54.560
<v Speaker 3>We got to talk about it next time we see

0:27:54.720 --> 0:27:56.800
<v Speaker 3>Jeff for any of these four adults, Like, we're gonna

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<v Speaker 3>be liked.

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<v Speaker 2>What how much.

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<v Speaker 3>Protesting did you put up? And why did you end

0:28:01.680 --> 0:28:03.040
<v Speaker 3>up doing it? I don't I don't know.

0:28:03.359 --> 0:28:04.720
<v Speaker 2>But okay.

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<v Speaker 3>So, so Jesse's in a cowboy costume, Danny's in a

0:28:09.359 --> 0:28:12.080
<v Speaker 3>little boy outfit, and Joey is wearing a stuffed horse

0:28:12.600 --> 0:28:16.040
<v Speaker 3>around his torso I don't even know. He's just a

0:28:16.080 --> 0:28:18.000
<v Speaker 3>boy riding a horse. I don't even know what the

0:28:18.000 --> 0:28:21.880
<v Speaker 3>point of this is. I don't know that there is one.

0:28:22.400 --> 0:28:24.160
<v Speaker 2>Yeah. I think they were like, what's the weirdest thing

0:28:24.160 --> 0:28:25.160
<v Speaker 2>we can do.

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<v Speaker 3>It's like it's like an Alice in Wonderland meets Disneyland

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<v Speaker 3>meets toy story.

0:28:30.880 --> 0:28:34.080
<v Speaker 2>It's more like did you ever see Return to Oz

0:28:36.359 --> 0:28:38.760
<v Speaker 2>with the Wheelers and the witch takes her head off?

0:28:38.800 --> 0:28:41.120
<v Speaker 2>It's more like that. It's more like one of those

0:28:41.120 --> 0:28:43.720
<v Speaker 2>things that you watch and you go, that was scary.

0:28:44.360 --> 0:28:47.719
<v Speaker 2>It's yeah, what did I just watch? Yeah?

0:28:48.280 --> 0:28:51.880
<v Speaker 3>So Becky announces that the Princess is coming, and Michelle,

0:28:51.920 --> 0:28:55.160
<v Speaker 3>who's dressed in a princess costume and has been made

0:28:55.320 --> 0:28:59.400
<v Speaker 3>much larger by some very bad special effects, waves to everyone.

0:28:59.480 --> 0:29:02.800
<v Speaker 2>Hi people, well, so, she says, high people. So I

0:29:02.800 --> 0:29:06.000
<v Speaker 2>don't think they're toys? Are they just imaginary friends?

0:29:06.040 --> 0:29:06.440
<v Speaker 3>I don't know.

0:29:06.760 --> 0:29:08.240
<v Speaker 2>I'm trying to apploy logic today.

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<v Speaker 1>Don't don't, don't. There is no logic.

0:29:12.280 --> 0:29:13.480
<v Speaker 2>There's nothing.

0:29:13.640 --> 0:29:14.680
<v Speaker 1>Nothing makes sense here.

0:29:14.960 --> 0:29:15.320
<v Speaker 2>Nothing.

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<v Speaker 3>So Danny admires you're the prettiest princess in all the land,

0:29:20.760 --> 0:29:22.240
<v Speaker 3>and she responds with the thumbs up.

0:29:22.280 --> 0:29:23.120
<v Speaker 2>You got it, dude.

0:29:23.240 --> 0:29:24.160
<v Speaker 1>That doesn't make sense.

0:29:25.080 --> 0:29:26.960
<v Speaker 2>That is not the response that you would give to

0:29:27.040 --> 0:29:31.480
<v Speaker 2>your the prettiest princess in all the land. You got it, dude.

0:29:31.520 --> 0:29:35.080
<v Speaker 2>What that doesn't you'd be like, thank you, you got it, dude.

0:29:35.640 --> 0:29:37.960
<v Speaker 2>That just I was like, oh my god, the catch

0:29:38.000 --> 0:29:41.680
<v Speaker 2>phrases and that they Yeah, it was everything. It's like everything,

0:29:41.720 --> 0:29:46.200
<v Speaker 2>like three minutes, throw everything at the script and see

0:29:46.280 --> 0:29:46.959
<v Speaker 2>what sticks.

0:29:46.960 --> 0:29:50.200
<v Speaker 3>And none of it stuck. But uh yeah, and what

0:29:50.320 --> 0:29:52.360
<v Speaker 3>why are the writers so hell bent on making her

0:29:52.360 --> 0:29:56.000
<v Speaker 3>prince princess Michelle princess, this princess that it's like because she's.

0:29:55.840 --> 0:29:56.920
<v Speaker 1>The baby of the family.

0:29:56.920 --> 0:29:58.720
<v Speaker 2>I guess, I don't know, I guess, but this is

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<v Speaker 2>her first day of preschool.

0:30:00.080 --> 0:30:01.840
<v Speaker 3>Talk about how smart she is or how many things

0:30:01.840 --> 0:30:03.640
<v Speaker 3>she's going to learn, or how many friends she's gonna make,

0:30:03.680 --> 0:30:06.120
<v Speaker 3>Not like you're a princess and deserve all of the

0:30:06.120 --> 0:30:09.280
<v Speaker 3>best treatment in the land and.

0:30:07.880 --> 0:30:10.520
<v Speaker 2>All that's that is.

0:30:11.520 --> 0:30:13.360
<v Speaker 3>It's they're setting up for later seasons.

0:30:13.400 --> 0:30:16.960
<v Speaker 1>I yes, exactly, I mean I don't. Yeah, we're not.

0:30:17.080 --> 0:30:20.120
<v Speaker 3>It's that's just kind of that's it's just the beginning.

0:30:20.640 --> 0:30:23.520
<v Speaker 3>So Michelle responds, I like that song, sing it again.

0:30:23.960 --> 0:30:26.239
<v Speaker 3>And the adults, of course, do as they're told and

0:30:26.320 --> 0:30:30.840
<v Speaker 3>chant again in unison the dream. Thank god, it slowly

0:30:30.880 --> 0:30:33.600
<v Speaker 3>starts to fade out while the chanting continues, and we

0:30:33.680 --> 0:30:34.080
<v Speaker 3>fade out.

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<v Speaker 1>In my mind, it's still very clear.

0:30:37.600 --> 0:30:42.000
<v Speaker 3>Michelle is still repeating this from her bed in real time. Yay, Yay,

0:30:42.200 --> 0:30:46.120
<v Speaker 3>Princess Michelle. Her eyes shoot open and she shouts, I

0:30:46.160 --> 0:30:49.240
<v Speaker 3>love preschool. I'm going now. She climbs out of bed

0:30:49.240 --> 0:30:53.440
<v Speaker 3>and stands there stumped, realizing I need a car. And

0:30:53.480 --> 0:30:57.280
<v Speaker 3>that's thankfully the end of that. That tortuous, tortuous, that

0:30:57.440 --> 0:30:57.960
<v Speaker 3>was brilliant.

0:30:58.280 --> 0:31:03.280
<v Speaker 2>I knew the second I was like, oh wait, a

0:31:03.360 --> 0:31:04.560
<v Speaker 2>Michelle dream sequence.

0:31:04.920 --> 0:31:07.520
<v Speaker 3>I've never seen that. I had never seen this episode before,

0:31:07.560 --> 0:31:09.400
<v Speaker 3>so I was legitimately horrified.

0:31:09.440 --> 0:31:12.800
<v Speaker 2>I was like, have you dremped the shark? I would

0:31:12.800 --> 0:31:14.880
<v Speaker 2>have preferred if a shark came and ate everybody in

0:31:14.920 --> 0:31:17.200
<v Speaker 2>that scene, just put us all out of our misery.

0:31:18.760 --> 0:31:20.520
<v Speaker 2>Speaking of there's a change. Do you hear the chains

0:31:20.560 --> 0:31:24.440
<v Speaker 2>on now? It's it's like, uh, it's like there's a

0:31:24.480 --> 0:31:26.040
<v Speaker 2>horror movie in my back.

0:31:27.600 --> 0:31:31.479
<v Speaker 3>I banging, So yeah, okay, right, they can't hear him

0:31:31.520 --> 0:31:34.400
<v Speaker 3>over here, thinks, So sorry, Manny, our editor is gonna

0:31:34.440 --> 0:31:39.160
<v Speaker 3>have a field day with with this episode, so thankfully.

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<v Speaker 3>We're now in the living room where stephan DJ are

0:31:42.520 --> 0:31:46.360
<v Speaker 3>hurrying down the stairs, and Stephanie stops DJ and asks,

0:31:46.400 --> 0:31:49.040
<v Speaker 3>why are you going to school so early? DJ doesn't

0:31:49.040 --> 0:31:52.080
<v Speaker 3>give her a clear answer because she's hiding something in

0:31:52.120 --> 0:31:53.120
<v Speaker 3>those shoulder pads.

0:31:55.080 --> 0:32:01.000
<v Speaker 2>My god, fashion like it's the should They were gigantic,

0:32:02.280 --> 0:32:07.320
<v Speaker 2>gi giantic shoulder pads on it like a on like

0:32:07.360 --> 0:32:09.360
<v Speaker 2>a T shirt, wasn't it. It was more like a

0:32:09.560 --> 0:32:14.360
<v Speaker 2>blouse sort of thing, but it was. I was like,

0:32:14.640 --> 0:32:18.880
<v Speaker 2>she's is she going to play football? She's like a lineback.

0:32:19.400 --> 0:32:22.160
<v Speaker 1>She's like, that's what goings early? We have practice before school.

0:32:23.200 --> 0:32:26.760
<v Speaker 3>Well, the color palettes are just they're so early nineties. Yeah,

0:32:26.800 --> 0:32:29.000
<v Speaker 3>I just I do I do love.

0:32:29.440 --> 0:32:35.520
<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, she's hiding something, Yeah, several layers of builder pads.

0:32:36.600 --> 0:32:39.240
<v Speaker 3>So Stephanie is now in full detective mode trying to

0:32:39.240 --> 0:32:41.560
<v Speaker 3>figure out what the secret is. Are you meeting someone?

0:32:41.600 --> 0:32:43.720
<v Speaker 3>Is it Kevin? Is it Kimmy? Is it Kathy? Is

0:32:43.760 --> 0:32:45.080
<v Speaker 3>it anyone who starts with a K.

0:32:45.840 --> 0:32:48.240
<v Speaker 1>I never realized how many k names they were there.

0:32:48.320 --> 0:32:52.200
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I didn't either until this moment. So DJ decides

0:32:52.240 --> 0:32:54.840
<v Speaker 3>to give her something that starts with a k keep

0:32:54.960 --> 0:32:58.480
<v Speaker 3>your nose out of my business. Steph gaffs how rude

0:32:58.680 --> 0:33:02.080
<v Speaker 3>and stomps away. Right, the catchphrases are already out of control.

0:33:02.120 --> 0:33:05.200
<v Speaker 3>We are only like two seams into the two scenes

0:33:05.240 --> 0:33:08.640
<v Speaker 3>in and we got seventeen of them. Yeah, I mean again,

0:33:08.760 --> 0:33:11.840
<v Speaker 3>we are very clear on what full house was, right, right?

0:33:13.400 --> 0:33:13.880
<v Speaker 2>So uh?

0:33:14.000 --> 0:33:17.720
<v Speaker 3>In the kitchen, Michelle, who is wearing her sailor dress backwards,

0:33:18.520 --> 0:33:21.280
<v Speaker 3>is carrying a full retisserie chicken from the fridge to

0:33:21.400 --> 0:33:22.520
<v Speaker 3>her giant lunch bag.

0:33:23.720 --> 0:33:27.600
<v Speaker 2>I'm sure it wasn't cold fried chicken. Yeah, why wasn't

0:33:27.640 --> 0:33:30.600
<v Speaker 2>it Jesse's cold fried chicken. This was just a nod,

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<v Speaker 2>a nod to it. Well, it's funnier if you have

0:33:33.280 --> 0:33:36.360
<v Speaker 2>an entire yeah, a small oh, that's chicken.

0:33:36.840 --> 0:33:39.520
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, it's funny because you have a small person carrying, right,

0:33:39.680 --> 0:33:42.720
<v Speaker 3>what is to her a large chicken. So she's packing

0:33:42.760 --> 0:33:45.960
<v Speaker 3>her lunch with other items such as tomatoes and one

0:33:46.040 --> 0:33:50.800
<v Speaker 3>big head of lettuce. DJ asks asks, or what are

0:33:50.840 --> 0:33:54.000
<v Speaker 3>you doing? And Michelle says she's packing her lunch for preschool.

0:33:54.800 --> 0:33:57.400
<v Speaker 3>DJ shows her that her dress is on backwards and

0:33:57.600 --> 0:34:01.200
<v Speaker 3>asks if she dressed herself this morning. Michelle nods yes,

0:34:01.280 --> 0:34:03.920
<v Speaker 3>I did, and DJ asks if she looked at herself

0:34:03.960 --> 0:34:07.080
<v Speaker 3>in the mirror and thought she looked good. Michelle states, yes,

0:34:07.160 --> 0:34:10.399
<v Speaker 3>I did. So DJ gives her a fashion tip, walk

0:34:10.480 --> 0:34:13.799
<v Speaker 3>backwards and maybe no one will notice. Michelle responds, that's

0:34:13.840 --> 0:34:17.480
<v Speaker 3>easy and begins to drag her lunch bag walking backwards,

0:34:17.840 --> 0:34:20.759
<v Speaker 3>and she says, see you later, and we're out of

0:34:20.880 --> 0:34:21.320
<v Speaker 3>that scene.

0:34:22.360 --> 0:34:23.320
<v Speaker 2>She's very independent.

0:34:23.400 --> 0:34:25.800
<v Speaker 3>She's learned I can't depend on these adults for anything

0:34:25.840 --> 0:34:30.160
<v Speaker 3>except for creepy dream sequences and or bear stories at bedtime.

0:34:30.480 --> 0:34:32.839
<v Speaker 1>Right. Other than that, she's on her own.

0:34:32.960 --> 0:34:35.720
<v Speaker 3>Son's got to dress herself, make her own lunch Friday

0:34:35.880 --> 0:34:39.040
<v Speaker 3>to preschool. Yeah, she's very resilient for, you know, a

0:34:39.160 --> 0:34:43.720
<v Speaker 3>child of the nineties. So next we are in stephan

0:34:43.800 --> 0:34:47.239
<v Speaker 3>DJ's room. Commet is lying on Steff's bed and she

0:34:47.360 --> 0:34:50.560
<v Speaker 3>tells him, I think our friend DJ is up to something.

0:34:51.160 --> 0:34:53.839
<v Speaker 3>So she decides to stroll over to DJ's secret hiding

0:34:53.920 --> 0:34:56.440
<v Speaker 3>place and take a peek at her diary just for fun.

0:34:57.760 --> 0:34:59.960
<v Speaker 3>She retrieves the diary and reads the note that's paid

0:35:00.080 --> 0:35:03.640
<v Speaker 3>stood on the front. It's meant for Steph and threatens

0:35:03.680 --> 0:35:05.600
<v Speaker 3>that if she reads the diary, she will be living

0:35:05.680 --> 0:35:06.400
<v Speaker 3>in the backyard.

0:35:07.680 --> 0:35:11.440
<v Speaker 2>Okay, so DJ's onto your tricks here. Oh yeah. Steph

0:35:11.560 --> 0:35:13.880
<v Speaker 2>realizes there must be something really.

0:35:13.719 --> 0:35:16.239
<v Speaker 3>Juicy in there, so she steps onto the bed so

0:35:16.360 --> 0:35:18.520
<v Speaker 3>she can reach the key that is hiding in its

0:35:18.600 --> 0:35:22.879
<v Speaker 3>hiding spot under Melvin the turtle's derby, which I guess

0:35:22.960 --> 0:35:25.200
<v Speaker 3>is a hat. I don't know this, yeah, like the

0:35:25.360 --> 0:35:30.320
<v Speaker 3>like the brown derby, the little brown that's a derby hat. Okay, yeah, Melvin.

0:35:30.480 --> 0:35:32.680
<v Speaker 3>It's crazy that he has a name like there's we

0:35:32.719 --> 0:35:34.520
<v Speaker 3>could have done the pillow person. We could have done

0:35:34.560 --> 0:35:38.200
<v Speaker 3>mister bear. But now Melvin is well Melvin. Yeah, yeah, okay,

0:35:39.400 --> 0:35:42.240
<v Speaker 3>So she takes the derby off of the stuffed animal,

0:35:42.560 --> 0:35:44.720
<v Speaker 3>but there's no key. She can't believe.

0:35:44.960 --> 0:35:50.320
<v Speaker 2>Sorry, my dog is what? What the what? Time for?

0:35:50.560 --> 0:35:53.600
<v Speaker 2>She's like this time for commercial break? Yeah? Hold on?

0:35:53.920 --> 0:35:56.560
<v Speaker 2>Did she need a potty or a true what she needs? No,

0:35:56.719 --> 0:35:57.400
<v Speaker 2>she's bored.

0:35:58.320 --> 0:36:04.839
<v Speaker 3>Come on, don't mind this momentary five minute break. Let's

0:36:04.880 --> 0:36:11.279
<v Speaker 3>go to commercial. I could keep going, we can. I

0:36:11.360 --> 0:36:11.640
<v Speaker 3>don't know.

0:36:13.400 --> 0:36:17.120
<v Speaker 2>It's just like I said, gets a circus like she had.

0:36:17.320 --> 0:36:19.799
<v Speaker 1>Yes, I can't even go'll be.

0:36:19.840 --> 0:36:20.719
<v Speaker 2>On the planets. I don't know.

0:36:23.000 --> 0:36:24.960
<v Speaker 3>Hey, you gotta do what you gotta do again, and

0:36:25.080 --> 0:36:27.960
<v Speaker 3>I've got podcasting to do right, right, this is more

0:36:28.000 --> 0:36:30.759
<v Speaker 3>important than the dog's bathroom needs. She can take care

0:36:30.760 --> 0:36:31.879
<v Speaker 3>of herself, just like the shell.

0:36:32.880 --> 0:36:35.520
<v Speaker 2>Uh, she's gonna go drag a vertisty chicken out of

0:36:35.520 --> 0:36:38.000
<v Speaker 2>the fridge table for sure. Oh man, that would make

0:36:38.080 --> 0:36:38.640
<v Speaker 2>her whole day.

0:36:40.239 --> 0:36:43.160
<v Speaker 3>So the Stephanie's determined to figure out another way to

0:36:43.280 --> 0:36:45.960
<v Speaker 3>open this diary. She tries to pull the lock off,

0:36:46.160 --> 0:36:48.120
<v Speaker 3>but instead she breaks it.

0:36:48.200 --> 0:36:51.440
<v Speaker 2>Hold on, Sorry, my dog is barking incessantly, so I

0:36:51.480 --> 0:36:53.160
<v Speaker 2>think there, and I keep getting phone calls.

0:36:53.160 --> 0:36:55.160
<v Speaker 1>There's probably more shit being delivered to my house.

0:36:55.000 --> 0:36:56.839
<v Speaker 2>And I don't know it, and no one's home. We'll

0:36:56.880 --> 0:37:00.239
<v Speaker 2>take another five. Hold on a second, okay, And now

0:37:00.280 --> 0:37:03.120
<v Speaker 2>it's all the all the giant pots and some trees

0:37:03.400 --> 0:37:06.480
<v Speaker 2>and yeah, and he was in my backyard, so like,

0:37:06.600 --> 0:37:10.239
<v Speaker 2>oh the dog went out and oh yeah, that's it.

0:37:10.880 --> 0:37:14.279
<v Speaker 2>She's your guard dog. She's gonna protect you, eat somebody. Yeah,

0:37:14.400 --> 0:37:16.920
<v Speaker 2>thank you, dog, I appreciate you, not really, Okay.

0:37:16.840 --> 0:37:17.320
<v Speaker 3>So cute.

0:37:17.400 --> 0:37:21.280
<v Speaker 2>She's our studio audience today. Okay, all right, so cute.

0:37:22.840 --> 0:37:23.319
<v Speaker 2>He's too good.

0:37:23.400 --> 0:37:24.000
<v Speaker 3>You need a minute?

0:37:24.040 --> 0:37:27.120
<v Speaker 2>Do you need a potty break? Coffee break? No, we're

0:37:27.120 --> 0:37:29.280
<v Speaker 2>gonna be here. We're plowing, We're plowing ahead.

0:37:30.080 --> 0:37:32.560
<v Speaker 3>Okay, so you've just broken the lock off of the

0:37:32.680 --> 0:37:35.520
<v Speaker 3>diary and you're panicking when suddenly there's a knock on

0:37:35.560 --> 0:37:38.799
<v Speaker 3>the door and Stephanie quickly chucks the tierye under the bed.

0:37:39.480 --> 0:37:42.440
<v Speaker 3>Uncle Jesse walks in, asking Steff if she's ready, and

0:37:42.560 --> 0:37:47.360
<v Speaker 3>steph asks where they're going, and Jesse sarcastically says, uh, school,

0:37:48.160 --> 0:37:49.359
<v Speaker 3>and Stephanie gives a big laugh.

0:37:49.400 --> 0:37:50.839
<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, that's right, I go there.

0:37:51.200 --> 0:37:53.800
<v Speaker 3>I'm like, why is Stephanie home? Like everyone else is

0:37:53.880 --> 0:37:55.279
<v Speaker 3>going to school? Like why are you?

0:37:55.840 --> 0:37:59.120
<v Speaker 2>Because no one is ever in a rush to get

0:37:59.160 --> 0:38:03.319
<v Speaker 2>out door in a sitcom house, because everyone must get

0:38:03.360 --> 0:38:07.560
<v Speaker 2>up at five am obviously to prep a gigantic breakfast

0:38:07.800 --> 0:38:11.640
<v Speaker 2>and uh be completely done, hair ready and everything. When

0:38:11.680 --> 0:38:14.800
<v Speaker 2>you just appear out of your room, yeah, without a

0:38:14.920 --> 0:38:17.319
<v Speaker 2>parent being like can you put your pants on? Yeah?

0:38:17.480 --> 0:38:20.399
<v Speaker 3>This is not real life. Yeah, normally there's they're screaming there.

0:38:20.760 --> 0:38:21.680
<v Speaker 2>Camp my shoes.

0:38:21.760 --> 0:38:24.239
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, you're like, come on, we're in the car.

0:38:24.520 --> 0:38:26.960
<v Speaker 2>The car's running, Yeah, you're honking, and the.

0:38:27.040 --> 0:38:28.840
<v Speaker 1>Kids like, I wait, my socks?

0:38:29.080 --> 0:38:29.279
<v Speaker 2>Yes?

0:38:29.800 --> 0:38:32.080
<v Speaker 3>This Yeah, this is so not true to life.

0:38:32.160 --> 0:38:32.440
<v Speaker 2>At all.

0:38:34.239 --> 0:38:37.200
<v Speaker 3>So Comet then hops onto the bed with the diary

0:38:37.400 --> 0:38:40.120
<v Speaker 3>in his mouth. Jesse walks over to the dog and

0:38:40.200 --> 0:38:43.400
<v Speaker 3>grabs the diary out of his mouth, realizing it's DJs.

0:38:44.400 --> 0:38:45.960
<v Speaker 3>He hands it to Stuff and tells her to put

0:38:46.000 --> 0:38:48.400
<v Speaker 3>it back in the secret hiding place, and he believes

0:38:48.440 --> 0:38:51.640
<v Speaker 3>it's in the pillowcase this week. Steph nods, telling him

0:38:51.640 --> 0:38:54.200
<v Speaker 3>he's right. She goes to put the diary back and

0:38:54.360 --> 0:38:56.279
<v Speaker 3>scolds Commet for being a rascal. Wow.

0:38:56.440 --> 0:39:01.279
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that dog under the bus, it's I mean, you're

0:39:01.360 --> 0:39:03.640
<v Speaker 2>very Steph's very cunning. She's just like, oh, here's the

0:39:03.680 --> 0:39:06.640
<v Speaker 2>opportunity on it. You know, don't think there's being a

0:39:07.200 --> 0:39:09.279
<v Speaker 2>little rascal there, because now I can't read it. If

0:39:09.280 --> 0:39:17.759
<v Speaker 2>you chew it up, you know, I can't get the info. Okay, Yeah,

0:39:18.480 --> 0:39:19.720
<v Speaker 2>that's why she was going on a rascal.

0:39:21.200 --> 0:39:24.840
<v Speaker 3>Okay, So she's not like, Okay, I thought I assumed

0:39:24.920 --> 0:39:28.960
<v Speaker 3>she was like blaming the fact that Comet she's accusing

0:39:29.040 --> 0:39:31.360
<v Speaker 3>Commed of digging through DJ's pillows.

0:39:32.560 --> 0:39:36.080
<v Speaker 2>But I'm also but I'm also I'm telling myself that

0:39:36.239 --> 0:39:39.440
<v Speaker 2>Steph that that's what it was, was that Steph was

0:39:40.400 --> 0:39:42.680
<v Speaker 2>upset that you know, she was like oh, you a

0:39:42.719 --> 0:39:44.640
<v Speaker 2>little rascal, But really she meant it because like you

0:39:44.920 --> 0:39:46.480
<v Speaker 2>were going to chew up things. Now I can't read it.

0:39:47.120 --> 0:39:50.319
<v Speaker 3>She needs her intel and yeah, Commet is ruining them.

0:39:51.719 --> 0:39:55.320
<v Speaker 3>So now we're in the preschool set. Michelle is eagerly

0:39:55.440 --> 0:39:57.560
<v Speaker 3>leading her dad through the hallway of her new school.

0:39:57.960 --> 0:40:00.600
<v Speaker 3>She's urging him come on. She tries to pull him

0:40:00.600 --> 0:40:03.960
<v Speaker 3>in the classroom, but he's too busy being sentimental with no.

0:40:04.040 --> 0:40:07.279
<v Speaker 1>Other parents around. No, no, Michelle is a.

0:40:07.360 --> 0:40:10.440
<v Speaker 3>Mid year replacement, like she's just joining this. It's not

0:40:10.600 --> 0:40:15.080
<v Speaker 3>the first day of school. First's strolling in late. I mean, yeah,

0:40:15.560 --> 0:40:19.000
<v Speaker 3>wouldn't the parents be there? You remember preschool drop off

0:40:19.040 --> 0:40:22.560
<v Speaker 3>school that everyone's there and you know, yeah, no that is.

0:40:22.719 --> 0:40:25.360
<v Speaker 1>But that wouldn't that wouldn't make for a special moment.

0:40:25.480 --> 0:40:30.680
<v Speaker 3>So true, true. So Danny tells Michelle don't worry, she's

0:40:30.719 --> 0:40:33.239
<v Speaker 3>going to have fun and make new friends. When he

0:40:33.280 --> 0:40:36.160
<v Speaker 3>won't budge, she finally just says by daddy and walks

0:40:36.200 --> 0:40:40.200
<v Speaker 3>herself into the classroom. Danny rushes in behind her, and

0:40:40.320 --> 0:40:42.719
<v Speaker 3>now we're in this colorful classroom filled with a bunch

0:40:42.760 --> 0:40:46.920
<v Speaker 3>of toddlers. Danny spots Michelle's new teacher, Miss Petrie and

0:40:47.040 --> 0:40:50.280
<v Speaker 3>says hi. The teacher makes her way over to Michelle

0:40:50.400 --> 0:40:53.160
<v Speaker 3>and shakes her hand, saying nice to meet you. Then

0:40:53.200 --> 0:40:56.040
<v Speaker 3>Miss Petrie asks her students to greet Michelle, so the

0:40:56.160 --> 0:41:01.320
<v Speaker 3>toddlers say in unison, Hi Michelle. Michelle smiles and waves

0:41:01.400 --> 0:41:04.600
<v Speaker 3>high people, and one of her fellow classmates, who's wearing

0:41:04.640 --> 0:41:07.759
<v Speaker 3>a crown, walks up to her and declares, I'm the

0:41:07.960 --> 0:41:15.319
<v Speaker 3>King's and thus we have Aaron. I love this kid,

0:41:15.920 --> 0:41:19.200
<v Speaker 3>like he's just he's sassy, he's a good match for Michelle.

0:41:19.320 --> 0:41:22.240
<v Speaker 3>He's funny, and he's the king, she's the princess.

0:41:22.320 --> 0:41:22.680
<v Speaker 2>Like they're a.

0:41:22.680 --> 0:41:26.880
<v Speaker 1>Perfect So maybe he'll get his own dream sequence.

0:41:28.080 --> 0:41:28.960
<v Speaker 2>Please no, please no.

0:41:30.040 --> 0:41:33.080
<v Speaker 3>So the teacher introduces the boy as Aaron and explains

0:41:33.280 --> 0:41:36.320
<v Speaker 3>Aaron gets to wear the sharing crown because he shared

0:41:36.360 --> 0:41:40.520
<v Speaker 3>his toys today. Then Aaron asks Michelle if she'd like

0:41:40.640 --> 0:41:44.680
<v Speaker 3>to see Dave, who is the class pet bird. Just

0:41:44.719 --> 0:41:49.160
<v Speaker 3>look at they named it Dave. Dave, I mean between

0:41:49.280 --> 0:41:50.840
<v Speaker 3>Dave Coolier and like, I don't know.

0:41:50.880 --> 0:41:53.680
<v Speaker 2>I like animals that have real people names, you know,

0:41:54.200 --> 0:41:58.080
<v Speaker 2>but Bob had a dog named Alan. Yeah, I love it.

0:41:58.239 --> 0:42:02.800
<v Speaker 3>But the bird name Dave is it's so silly. His

0:42:03.120 --> 0:42:07.960
<v Speaker 3>name's David, but oh right, we're on a Dave. So yeah,

0:42:08.000 --> 0:42:13.000
<v Speaker 3>we know it, you know Dave. Okay, So Aaron takes

0:42:13.000 --> 0:42:14.960
<v Speaker 3>her over to the bird. They're checking out the bird.

0:42:15.040 --> 0:42:19.800
<v Speaker 3>The audience aws at this cute little exchange. Danny watches

0:42:19.880 --> 0:42:22.200
<v Speaker 3>them with a smile and tells Miss Petrie that he'll

0:42:22.320 --> 0:42:25.320
<v Speaker 3>just hang out there today. The teacher points out that

0:42:25.360 --> 0:42:28.479
<v Speaker 3>Michelle is adjusting very quickly, but if it makes Danny

0:42:28.520 --> 0:42:30.279
<v Speaker 3>feel better, he's more than welcome to stay and have

0:42:30.440 --> 0:42:34.520
<v Speaker 3>juice and cookies with them. Like, Danny, Danny's your third child,

0:42:34.760 --> 0:42:37.720
<v Speaker 3>Like just just go go home and enjoy the silence.

0:42:37.960 --> 0:42:38.439
<v Speaker 1>Right, Yeah.

0:42:38.520 --> 0:42:40.560
<v Speaker 2>Most of the time by parents that I've seen that,

0:42:40.560 --> 0:42:41.960
<v Speaker 2>by the time they get to the third kid, they're

0:42:42.040 --> 0:42:45.440
<v Speaker 2>like it's you know, just tuck and roll out of

0:42:45.480 --> 0:42:49.920
<v Speaker 2>the car. It's like, yeah, you can't get them into

0:42:49.960 --> 0:42:52.480
<v Speaker 2>preschool fasten us, right the third kid.

0:42:52.400 --> 0:42:56.120
<v Speaker 3>You're like whoo. So Danny first decides he's going to

0:42:56.200 --> 0:42:58.040
<v Speaker 3>check with Michelle because he can't make any sort of

0:42:58.040 --> 0:43:00.799
<v Speaker 3>adult decision without her permission for obviously.

0:43:01.040 --> 0:43:03.400
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, Well, he's like do you yeah, you you know,

0:43:03.719 --> 0:43:04.839
<v Speaker 1>can I leave?

0:43:05.360 --> 0:43:06.319
<v Speaker 2>Is that okay? Right?

0:43:06.520 --> 0:43:10.839
<v Speaker 3>He needs Michelle to comfort him because he's having trouble leaving, right,

0:43:10.920 --> 0:43:14.239
<v Speaker 3>That's what it is, right. Uh, So he says, he

0:43:14.360 --> 0:43:16.520
<v Speaker 3>says to her, would you like me to stay? And

0:43:16.640 --> 0:43:18.839
<v Speaker 3>Michelle's like, no, no, no, I'm a big girl.

0:43:19.239 --> 0:43:23.000
<v Speaker 2>Yeah. Bye, listen to your therapist, Danny. She's telling you, yeah,

0:43:23.040 --> 0:43:27.040
<v Speaker 2>your therapist would would tell you to go home, and

0:43:27.320 --> 0:43:28.600
<v Speaker 2>she is yeah.

0:43:29.520 --> 0:43:31.719
<v Speaker 3>So Danny asks Miss Petrie what he's supposed to do

0:43:31.840 --> 0:43:34.880
<v Speaker 3>now he's cleared his whole day for this. Then he

0:43:34.960 --> 0:43:38.080
<v Speaker 3>realizes that's really not the teacher's problem, and she agrees

0:43:38.239 --> 0:43:40.120
<v Speaker 3>and says they'll see him in a couple hours. Get

0:43:40.160 --> 0:43:42.520
<v Speaker 3>the hint, get the hint in the room, Get out

0:43:42.520 --> 0:43:46.200
<v Speaker 3>of there, dah, Danny, Dan just has no social awareness.

0:43:46.600 --> 0:43:51.920
<v Speaker 3>He doesn't, This whole episode has no social awareness. He

0:43:52.080 --> 0:43:54.720
<v Speaker 3>exits with saying, oh, I can wax the kitchen floor,

0:43:54.840 --> 0:43:58.480
<v Speaker 3>all right, And he exits with that closing line, which

0:43:58.560 --> 0:44:02.520
<v Speaker 3>is just so very Danny. Yeah. Finally, Miss Petrie closes

0:44:02.560 --> 0:44:04.680
<v Speaker 3>the door and tells her students to gather on the

0:44:04.760 --> 0:44:07.960
<v Speaker 3>magic carpet for story time. All of the students gather,

0:44:08.280 --> 0:44:12.480
<v Speaker 3>besides Michelle, who's preoccupied with Dave the Bird. Miss Petrie

0:44:12.520 --> 0:44:15.279
<v Speaker 3>is about to begin. So Michelle tells Dave, come on,

0:44:15.640 --> 0:44:19.080
<v Speaker 3>it's story time. She unlocks his bird cage, and he

0:44:19.200 --> 0:44:24.399
<v Speaker 3>immediately flies out the window while Michelle watches in shock. Well,

0:44:24.400 --> 0:44:26.359
<v Speaker 3>what did you think was gonna happen? There's an open window,

0:44:26.400 --> 0:44:28.200
<v Speaker 3>there's a toddler, and there's a knot.

0:44:29.440 --> 0:44:32.880
<v Speaker 2>Would you have a preschool with an open window and

0:44:32.960 --> 0:44:35.120
<v Speaker 2>a bunch of toddlers running around? There would be toddlers

0:44:35.160 --> 0:44:38.080
<v Speaker 2>crawling out that window, right, there's so many things wrong

0:44:38.160 --> 0:44:40.800
<v Speaker 2>with this, And yeah, it's I don't know.

0:44:41.239 --> 0:44:43.600
<v Speaker 3>The preschool I sent my kids to had a pet turtle,

0:44:43.640 --> 0:44:46.520
<v Speaker 3>which I think is much better for preschoolers because they're slow,

0:44:47.000 --> 0:44:50.560
<v Speaker 3>they don't die anywhere. It was that amphibian right, like

0:44:50.800 --> 0:44:53.040
<v Speaker 3>a turtle in there. But then the joke has to work.

0:44:54.640 --> 0:44:56.839
<v Speaker 3>So Aaron turtle flew out the window. That would really

0:44:56.920 --> 0:45:00.400
<v Speaker 3>be that'd be cool, it would It would make more

0:45:00.440 --> 0:45:05.040
<v Speaker 3>sense than that dream sequence that right, I'd prefer that. Yeah, please,

0:45:06.080 --> 0:45:08.360
<v Speaker 3>So Aaron watched this whole thing go down and he

0:45:08.440 --> 0:45:11.040
<v Speaker 3>alerts the teacher to Dave's disappearance.

0:45:11.840 --> 0:45:15.800
<v Speaker 2>Snitch points to Michelle and says, she did it, cap.

0:45:16.239 --> 0:45:18.200
<v Speaker 1>Just tattletoe, give me that crown.

0:45:19.160 --> 0:45:21.680
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, he's but I know he's such a little snit,

0:45:21.840 --> 0:45:22.440
<v Speaker 2>but I love him.

0:45:22.760 --> 0:45:26.440
<v Speaker 3>He's so great. So Miss Petrie tells him it was

0:45:26.560 --> 0:45:30.040
<v Speaker 3>just an accident. Michelle didn't do it on purpose. But

0:45:30.200 --> 0:45:33.080
<v Speaker 3>Michelle frowns and says, I'm sorry. I'm a bad girl,

0:45:33.640 --> 0:45:36.719
<v Speaker 3>and Aaron chimes in says, yes, a very bad girl.

0:45:37.760 --> 0:45:39.080
<v Speaker 2>Michelle just repeats after.

0:45:38.960 --> 0:45:41.319
<v Speaker 3>Him, I'm a very bad girl, and she hives her

0:45:41.400 --> 0:45:42.680
<v Speaker 3>head as the violins play.

0:45:42.960 --> 0:45:47.120
<v Speaker 2>Okay, this child, this child has some issues. She's really

0:45:47.200 --> 0:45:48.800
<v Speaker 2>taking on a lot of shame.

0:45:49.239 --> 0:45:53.400
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, necessarily, Uh, I don't know what, but this was

0:45:53.560 --> 0:45:56.520
<v Speaker 3>I was like, oh, this was an abrupt switch. She

0:45:56.600 --> 0:45:58.360
<v Speaker 3>went from I don't need you Dad, get out of

0:45:58.400 --> 0:46:01.080
<v Speaker 3>here too, I'm a very bad girl girl and just.

0:46:01.160 --> 0:46:04.399
<v Speaker 2>Devastated, absolutely devastated. Yeah, and Aaron needs to settle down,

0:46:04.520 --> 0:46:08.280
<v Speaker 2>all right, Aaron, Aaron, focus on your crown.

0:46:08.560 --> 0:46:08.719
<v Speaker 3>Eric.

0:46:09.000 --> 0:46:10.920
<v Speaker 2>Ye, stop being to everybody else's business.

0:46:11.000 --> 0:46:15.520
<v Speaker 3>Yeah. So, later that day, in the backyard, Michelle is

0:46:15.560 --> 0:46:19.000
<v Speaker 3>holding a loaf of bread as she screams at the sky, Dave,

0:46:19.400 --> 0:46:22.520
<v Speaker 3>where are you. She throws a slice of bread into

0:46:22.560 --> 0:46:24.480
<v Speaker 3>the air and it lands by her feet, where there's

0:46:24.520 --> 0:46:28.400
<v Speaker 3>other slices of bread scattered around the guys are standing

0:46:28.440 --> 0:46:31.600
<v Speaker 3>to the side watching her, and Danny tells Joey and

0:46:31.680 --> 0:46:34.080
<v Speaker 3>Jesse that they should have seen Michelle at pre school today.

0:46:34.560 --> 0:46:36.840
<v Speaker 3>None of the other kids would play with her. She

0:46:36.920 --> 0:46:39.799
<v Speaker 3>sat in a corner by herself, saying I'm a bad girl.

0:46:40.440 --> 0:46:41.040
<v Speaker 2>Good lord.

0:46:41.239 --> 0:46:43.440
<v Speaker 3>The trauma, right, the trauma of this.

0:46:43.760 --> 0:46:46.040
<v Speaker 2>I'd be like, what is wrong all these other kids,

0:46:46.080 --> 0:46:48.160
<v Speaker 2>first of all, for a class from a preschool used

0:46:48.160 --> 0:46:51.760
<v Speaker 2>to hold onto something all day like that. They'd be like, anyway.

0:46:51.520 --> 0:46:54.919
<v Speaker 3>Next, Yeah, now their attention span isn't quite that long.

0:46:55.239 --> 0:46:58.080
<v Speaker 3>My god, this feels it's like a it's some sort

0:46:58.120 --> 0:46:59.759
<v Speaker 3>of like a.

0:47:01.719 --> 0:47:03.400
<v Speaker 1>Like I don't even know what it.

0:47:04.600 --> 0:47:06.480
<v Speaker 2>Punishment. It's not just sit in the corner.

0:47:06.600 --> 0:47:10.400
<v Speaker 1>It's she's we're going to ignore you, don't exist, but.

0:47:11.440 --> 0:47:12.319
<v Speaker 2>You're comforting her.

0:47:12.520 --> 0:47:15.239
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, this was the teacher needs a teacher's aid or

0:47:15.320 --> 0:47:18.080
<v Speaker 3>something to come in and help with this situation.

0:47:18.360 --> 0:47:19.640
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, she's just sitting there.

0:47:19.680 --> 0:47:21.360
<v Speaker 1>I'm a bad girl's creepy.

0:47:21.600 --> 0:47:21.799
<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

0:47:30.200 --> 0:47:32.520
<v Speaker 3>So Danny is distressed, telling the guys that they have

0:47:32.760 --> 0:47:35.160
<v Speaker 3>to do something. He tells Jesse to come with him

0:47:35.239 --> 0:47:38.560
<v Speaker 3>and asks Joey to please pick up the bread. Joey

0:47:38.640 --> 0:47:42.680
<v Speaker 3>walks onto the grass does his infamous seagull call towards

0:47:42.719 --> 0:47:44.839
<v Speaker 3>the sky. I don't know if we've seen this before

0:47:44.920 --> 0:47:46.920
<v Speaker 3>or if I'm just so used to seeing it do

0:47:47.040 --> 0:47:49.760
<v Speaker 3>it right, I'm like, I think he has done it before.

0:47:49.920 --> 0:47:53.000
<v Speaker 2>But okay, I think he did, and he did one

0:47:53.040 --> 0:47:53.640
<v Speaker 2>of the earlier ones.

0:47:54.200 --> 0:47:55.879
<v Speaker 3>He's so bit that's right, he has done.

0:47:55.880 --> 0:47:58.759
<v Speaker 2>But yeah, Dave would make that bird noise all the time.

0:47:58.960 --> 0:48:01.480
<v Speaker 3>Oh yeah, I loved it. So the two of them

0:48:01.520 --> 0:48:03.560
<v Speaker 3>continue to throw bread all over the ground with the

0:48:03.600 --> 0:48:06.480
<v Speaker 3>hopes that Dave will appear. That's no ways, Dave the bird.

0:48:07.120 --> 0:48:10.640
<v Speaker 3>Uh So, Now in DJ and Stuff's room, Stephanie is

0:48:10.719 --> 0:48:15.200
<v Speaker 3>gluing the lock back onto DJ's diary. She decides that

0:48:15.239 --> 0:48:17.560
<v Speaker 3>should do it, and then picks up the diary, only

0:48:17.640 --> 0:48:19.160
<v Speaker 3>to reveal that her palm.

0:48:19.239 --> 0:48:20.040
<v Speaker 2>Is stuck to it.

0:48:21.920 --> 0:48:23.680
<v Speaker 3>She tries to shake it off, but it won't budge.

0:48:24.880 --> 0:48:27.120
<v Speaker 3>She says, how they should they should put a warning

0:48:27.200 --> 0:48:29.600
<v Speaker 3>on this glue, and she picks up the bottle and realizes,

0:48:29.640 --> 0:48:31.480
<v Speaker 3>oh they did Okay.

0:48:31.280 --> 0:48:31.920
<v Speaker 2>How did they do this?

0:48:32.280 --> 0:48:34.759
<v Speaker 3>Did like were you just holding onto it or did

0:48:34.800 --> 0:48:35.160
<v Speaker 3>they have it?

0:48:35.600 --> 0:48:38.040
<v Speaker 2>Was? It was like there was like a sticky thing

0:48:38.239 --> 0:48:40.480
<v Speaker 2>on it and it was to my palm. You know,

0:48:40.600 --> 0:48:43.400
<v Speaker 2>I couldn't like really shake it or it would probably

0:48:43.400 --> 0:48:45.759
<v Speaker 2>come flying off. But I was stuck there, you know,

0:48:45.880 --> 0:48:49.480
<v Speaker 2>well enough there was enough stickage to make it look

0:48:49.560 --> 0:48:52.440
<v Speaker 2>really it actually puts some like snot tape on it.

0:48:52.800 --> 0:48:54.840
<v Speaker 2>Snot tape is not actual snot. It is just a

0:48:54.920 --> 0:48:57.360
<v Speaker 2>really sticky thing that they use on set to like

0:48:58.239 --> 0:49:01.800
<v Speaker 2>stick things down. So yeah, it worked great, very believable.

0:49:03.120 --> 0:49:06.400
<v Speaker 3>So DJ walks in and says hi to Stephanie, asking

0:49:06.520 --> 0:49:10.080
<v Speaker 3>what's going on. Steph tries to shield the diary as

0:49:10.160 --> 0:49:13.600
<v Speaker 3>she swiftly walks to her bed, telling DJ nothing's going

0:49:13.680 --> 0:49:17.880
<v Speaker 3>on at all. She hides her diary glued hand underneath

0:49:17.880 --> 0:49:23.440
<v Speaker 3>a pillow and poses nonchalantly. It's very obvious nothing's going on.

0:49:23.600 --> 0:49:26.560
<v Speaker 2>Of course, I feel like whenever you try and be nonchalant,

0:49:26.640 --> 0:49:28.279
<v Speaker 2>you are the most chalant you've ever been.

0:49:30.520 --> 0:49:34.520
<v Speaker 3>Lots of chalant not happening here. DJ responds, well, I

0:49:34.640 --> 0:49:36.800
<v Speaker 3>was thinking we never hang out like we used to,

0:49:37.080 --> 0:49:38.400
<v Speaker 3>So do you want to go to the mall with me?

0:49:39.719 --> 0:49:42.800
<v Speaker 3>Poor Stephanie can't hide her excitement. This is cool, this

0:49:43.000 --> 0:49:47.200
<v Speaker 3>is rad, this is and she realizes her predicament and states,

0:49:47.760 --> 0:49:51.760
<v Speaker 3>a really bad time. She tells DJ, I am bushed

0:49:51.920 --> 0:49:54.960
<v Speaker 3>and pretends to fall asleep or Steph like she finally

0:49:55.040 --> 0:49:58.600
<v Speaker 3>got her sister's attention and she's stug with a diary

0:49:58.920 --> 0:50:02.000
<v Speaker 3>on her hand for thing. So then Joey walks in.

0:50:02.320 --> 0:50:04.600
<v Speaker 3>He tells the girls he's taking Michelle for ice cream

0:50:04.800 --> 0:50:05.719
<v Speaker 3>and asks who.

0:50:05.680 --> 0:50:06.960
<v Speaker 2>Wants to come, right?

0:50:07.160 --> 0:50:10.600
<v Speaker 1>And then we're going to Disneyland, right, He's just I've

0:50:10.640 --> 0:50:11.080
<v Speaker 1>never gone to.

0:50:11.080 --> 0:50:12.160
<v Speaker 2>Visit a long time to do this.

0:50:12.520 --> 0:50:17.800
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, Steph eagerly shouts, I do, and then she glances

0:50:17.800 --> 0:50:20.479
<v Speaker 3>at her hand a hand and says at her hand,

0:50:20.760 --> 0:50:22.960
<v Speaker 3>she glances at her hound, at her hand, who really

0:50:23.080 --> 0:50:25.239
<v Speaker 3>was responsible for this in the first place? For chewing eight?

0:50:25.719 --> 0:50:26.200
<v Speaker 2>It's yes.

0:50:26.680 --> 0:50:30.080
<v Speaker 3>It all comes back to comment. So DJ thanks Joey

0:50:30.160 --> 0:50:32.319
<v Speaker 3>for the offer, but tells him she's going to the mall,

0:50:32.840 --> 0:50:35.840
<v Speaker 3>and she also warns him that Stephanie is acting very strange,

0:50:36.160 --> 0:50:39.879
<v Speaker 3>even for her, and she leaves the room. Joey walks

0:50:39.880 --> 0:50:42.040
<v Speaker 3>over to Steph with a smirk on his face. He

0:50:42.200 --> 0:50:46.120
<v Speaker 3>asks what she's hiding under the pillow. She removes the

0:50:46.160 --> 0:50:48.359
<v Speaker 3>pillow and her hand and shows him that she isn't

0:50:48.440 --> 0:50:52.280
<v Speaker 3>hiding anything, but he removes the pillow to reveal DJ's diary,

0:50:52.400 --> 0:50:55.719
<v Speaker 3>which is still stuck to Stephanie's hand. He tries to

0:50:55.800 --> 0:50:57.920
<v Speaker 3>take the diary from her, but Steph is unable to

0:50:58.000 --> 0:51:01.279
<v Speaker 3>let it go. She gives him an unconvincing giggle and

0:51:01.400 --> 0:51:04.239
<v Speaker 3>he puts two and two together. Joey gives her a

0:51:04.280 --> 0:51:08.080
<v Speaker 3>giggle right back and enthusiastically states, you're in big trouble.

0:51:09.640 --> 0:51:13.719
<v Speaker 2>Thanks for stating the obvious, Joey. Yeah, wait to be helpful, Well,

0:51:13.800 --> 0:51:16.000
<v Speaker 2>you've got to cut to commercial on something. Yeah, it's true,

0:51:16.160 --> 0:51:16.600
<v Speaker 2>that's true.

0:51:17.880 --> 0:51:20.560
<v Speaker 3>So in Michelle's room, Michelle is talking to her stuffed

0:51:20.600 --> 0:51:24.719
<v Speaker 3>animal parrot, telling him to fly away and go find Dave.

0:51:25.480 --> 0:51:27.320
<v Speaker 3>She throws him off the bed and he lands on

0:51:27.400 --> 0:51:30.319
<v Speaker 3>the floor with a thud, and she sighs, you're no help.

0:51:31.880 --> 0:51:34.879
<v Speaker 3>Danny and Jesse walk in, and Jesse reveals we got

0:51:34.960 --> 0:51:38.239
<v Speaker 3>you a new birdie friend. They show Michelle the little

0:51:38.280 --> 0:51:41.320
<v Speaker 3>parrot perched in the cage, but Michelle is not impressed.

0:51:41.840 --> 0:51:46.120
<v Speaker 3>That's not Dave, she says, matter of factly. Jesse tells

0:51:46.160 --> 0:51:48.560
<v Speaker 3>her that no, this is Sammy, and he asks Michelle

0:51:48.600 --> 0:51:52.359
<v Speaker 3>to say hi to Sammy. She obliges, Hi, Sammy, where's Dave?

0:51:53.920 --> 0:51:56.000
<v Speaker 3>She's got one track mind like hers. It was Howie,

0:51:56.040 --> 0:51:56.640
<v Speaker 3>now it's Dave.

0:51:56.760 --> 0:52:00.879
<v Speaker 2>Like she just wants to know where. Where's many? Where's Dave?

0:52:00.960 --> 0:52:01.640
<v Speaker 1>Where's Howie?

0:52:01.760 --> 0:52:02.239
<v Speaker 2>Where? Yeah?

0:52:04.120 --> 0:52:06.760
<v Speaker 3>Danny assures her that all the kids will love Sammy

0:52:06.880 --> 0:52:10.400
<v Speaker 3>when she brings him to preschool tomorrow, but Michelle argues,

0:52:10.440 --> 0:52:12.800
<v Speaker 3>I'm not going to pre school. Danny tells her that

0:52:12.880 --> 0:52:16.279
<v Speaker 3>she is, and Michelle pouts, no way, Jose, No one

0:52:16.640 --> 0:52:21.879
<v Speaker 3>likes me. Another shoehorned, another shoe et. All the catch

0:52:21.920 --> 0:52:24.000
<v Speaker 3>phrases like all of them are in there. It was

0:52:24.080 --> 0:52:27.800
<v Speaker 3>the early nineties. So she hops off her bed and

0:52:27.840 --> 0:52:31.160
<v Speaker 3>begins to leave, but Jesse stops her. He crouches down

0:52:31.239 --> 0:52:33.440
<v Speaker 3>and reminds her that they love her very much, and

0:52:33.520 --> 0:52:35.760
<v Speaker 3>if she doesn't want to go to preschool, she doesn't

0:52:35.800 --> 0:52:38.960
<v Speaker 3>have to go to preschool. And Michelle cheered yay, thank

0:52:39.040 --> 0:52:41.399
<v Speaker 3>you and gives him a kiss and runs away.

0:52:41.480 --> 0:52:45.600
<v Speaker 2>Say no more school? What? No, this is terrible parenting.

0:52:45.760 --> 0:52:47.400
<v Speaker 3>You don't tell them, Oh you don't want to go,

0:52:47.960 --> 0:52:52.279
<v Speaker 3>you don't have to go, Jesse, Come on now. So

0:52:52.440 --> 0:52:54.560
<v Speaker 3>Jesse pulls up a chair and proudly tells Danny that

0:52:54.640 --> 0:52:58.480
<v Speaker 3>the problem is solved. Danny flatly tells him no problem

0:52:58.640 --> 0:53:03.320
<v Speaker 3>made worse, Michelle has to go to preschool. Jesse questions

0:53:03.360 --> 0:53:05.279
<v Speaker 3>why they would make her do that when the kids

0:53:05.320 --> 0:53:07.960
<v Speaker 3>don't like her. Danny reminds him that they can't be

0:53:08.040 --> 0:53:10.719
<v Speaker 3>by her side twenty four hours a day just to

0:53:10.800 --> 0:53:13.120
<v Speaker 3>stop every bad thing that might happen. They need to

0:53:13.200 --> 0:53:16.080
<v Speaker 3>help her get through it, not run away from it. Now.

0:53:16.200 --> 0:53:20.680
<v Speaker 2>See this struck me as odd because just a couple

0:53:20.880 --> 0:53:23.480
<v Speaker 2>scenes ago, Danny was the one that was like, I

0:53:23.560 --> 0:53:26.280
<v Speaker 2>need to stay I need to stay right. It felt

0:53:26.400 --> 0:53:29.160
<v Speaker 2>like a very like I don't know, I feels like

0:53:29.760 --> 0:53:30.160
<v Speaker 2>or can't be.

0:53:30.239 --> 0:53:31.759
<v Speaker 3>By her side twenty four hours a day. Well, that's

0:53:31.760 --> 0:53:32.360
<v Speaker 3>what you were trying to do.

0:53:32.560 --> 0:53:34.600
<v Speaker 2>It was like that's what, Yeah, that How did you

0:53:35.520 --> 0:53:38.440
<v Speaker 2>come to that conclusion? I don't know, like within a

0:53:38.480 --> 0:53:41.279
<v Speaker 2>couple hours when you were just you know, it just

0:53:41.400 --> 0:53:43.960
<v Speaker 2>felt it felt weird. It felt like somebody else should

0:53:44.040 --> 0:53:47.600
<v Speaker 2>have said that to Danny, you know what I mean.

0:53:47.600 --> 0:53:49.640
<v Speaker 2>It felt like they should have switched. They should have

0:53:49.760 --> 0:53:52.200
<v Speaker 2>switched right that Jesse should have that. Danny should have

0:53:52.239 --> 0:53:53.640
<v Speaker 2>been like, Okay, you don't have to go, and Jesse

0:53:53.760 --> 0:53:57.040
<v Speaker 2>would have been like, come on, man, you can't, Like yeah.

0:53:57.440 --> 0:54:00.560
<v Speaker 3>You know, that's exactly they should have switched the roles here,

0:54:01.880 --> 0:54:03.960
<v Speaker 3>and because that would have been more better continuity for

0:54:04.080 --> 0:54:06.880
<v Speaker 3>Danny's character in this episode where he's calling your princess,

0:54:06.920 --> 0:54:09.040
<v Speaker 3>he's building this up. He just wants her to be happy,

0:54:09.120 --> 0:54:12.680
<v Speaker 3>and he's too emotionally connected at this point.

0:54:12.719 --> 0:54:15.240
<v Speaker 2>But yeah, no, I completely agree.

0:54:16.600 --> 0:54:20.279
<v Speaker 3>So Jesse, however, pushes Danny's comments aside, telling him he

0:54:20.440 --> 0:54:23.520
<v Speaker 3>knows what Michelle is going through. In kindergarten, he was

0:54:23.560 --> 0:54:26.279
<v Speaker 3>the goldfish monitor. Part of his job was to take

0:54:26.320 --> 0:54:28.680
<v Speaker 3>the goldfish home on the weekends, and he learned a

0:54:28.760 --> 0:54:31.840
<v Speaker 3>very important lesson when taking a goldfish home, take the

0:54:31.920 --> 0:54:36.279
<v Speaker 3>bowl with you. But Jesse's parents made him go back

0:54:36.320 --> 0:54:38.640
<v Speaker 3>to school after it happened, and all the kids teased him,

0:54:38.719 --> 0:54:42.359
<v Speaker 3>calling him fish hater. Danny asks how long that went

0:54:42.400 --> 0:54:45.160
<v Speaker 3>on for, and Jesse realizes it only went on until

0:54:45.200 --> 0:54:48.120
<v Speaker 3>Show and Tell, and then luckily Barry Fox brought his

0:54:48.400 --> 0:54:53.080
<v Speaker 3>toenail collection, so the kids turned on him. I mean

0:54:53.560 --> 0:54:58.160
<v Speaker 3>this these there's filler scenes inside this filler episode, Like

0:54:58.280 --> 0:55:01.400
<v Speaker 3>there's no need for this level of detail.

0:55:03.000 --> 0:55:06.319
<v Speaker 2>But well, yeah, yeah, I mean Jesse is obviously traumatized.

0:55:06.360 --> 0:55:09.200
<v Speaker 2>He should really talk to Michelle about this, about how

0:55:09.280 --> 0:55:11.279
<v Speaker 2>to get through this. That's why he wants her to

0:55:11.320 --> 0:55:16.320
<v Speaker 2>stay home, says some intense sessions to work through my

0:55:16.600 --> 0:55:20.719
<v Speaker 2>problem that your problem is bringing up for me. That's

0:55:20.960 --> 0:55:23.319
<v Speaker 2>and now it makes sense. Now it makes sense when

0:55:23.400 --> 0:55:24.960
<v Speaker 2>Jesse wants her to stay home. Yeah.

0:55:25.040 --> 0:55:30.440
<v Speaker 3>Yeah. But after this realization, he acknowledges that Danny was

0:55:30.520 --> 0:55:33.200
<v Speaker 3>right and he was wrong. Michelle should go back to school.

0:55:34.160 --> 0:55:36.000
<v Speaker 3>Glad we had a scene about that. I'm so glad

0:55:36.040 --> 0:55:38.840
<v Speaker 3>we had a yeah, a multi page scene about that.

0:55:40.000 --> 0:55:42.880
<v Speaker 3>So back in stephan DJ's room, Joey is wipe being

0:55:43.000 --> 0:55:46.640
<v Speaker 3>Stephanie's now diary free hand of glue.

0:55:46.480 --> 0:55:50.319
<v Speaker 2>That said dairy free by the way, really here, dairy free?

0:55:50.520 --> 0:55:51.320
<v Speaker 2>Oh diary?

0:55:51.840 --> 0:55:53.799
<v Speaker 3>Yeah I read it that way the first time too,

0:55:53.840 --> 0:55:55.480
<v Speaker 3>and I was like, we lacto's intolerant.

0:55:55.880 --> 0:55:57.880
<v Speaker 2>Yeah yeah, I was like dairy oh right.

0:55:59.320 --> 0:56:02.680
<v Speaker 3>So Stephanie admits, thanks Joey, you saved my life. He

0:56:02.760 --> 0:56:04.640
<v Speaker 3>starts to give her a lecture on being careful with

0:56:04.760 --> 0:56:08.120
<v Speaker 3>the permanent glue, but he manages to get his hand

0:56:08.280 --> 0:56:09.520
<v Speaker 3>stuck on the diary.

0:56:09.320 --> 0:56:12.279
<v Speaker 2>During the process. Of course he did. Yep.

0:56:12.880 --> 0:56:16.240
<v Speaker 3>DJ walks in and witnesses Joey's hand attached to her diary.

0:56:16.680 --> 0:56:19.120
<v Speaker 3>She asks what he's doing with it and rips it

0:56:19.200 --> 0:56:20.960
<v Speaker 3>out of his hand quite literally.

0:56:21.520 --> 0:56:24.719
<v Speaker 1>Ow, Steph gives your skin.

0:56:26.080 --> 0:56:28.400
<v Speaker 3>Steph gives a weary smile and tells them it was

0:56:28.560 --> 0:56:31.759
<v Speaker 3>nice seeing them again. Joey stops her, asking if there's

0:56:31.760 --> 0:56:34.440
<v Speaker 3>something she'd like to say to DJ about this diary.

0:56:35.280 --> 0:56:38.040
<v Speaker 3>Steph nods and begins to tell her the truth. DJ,

0:56:38.760 --> 0:56:43.480
<v Speaker 3>Joey did not steal your diary. Michelle did, and Steph's

0:56:43.520 --> 0:56:45.040
<v Speaker 3>just blaming everybody but herself.

0:56:45.120 --> 0:56:47.520
<v Speaker 2>You know this her path.

0:56:47.800 --> 0:56:52.360
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, Joey not so subtly clears his throat and Steph winces,

0:56:53.440 --> 0:56:55.640
<v Speaker 3>maybe it was me, you know how I am with names.

0:56:56.880 --> 0:56:59.880
<v Speaker 3>DJ asks Joey for a moment alone with her nosy sister,

0:57:00.239 --> 0:57:02.840
<v Speaker 3>and he gets up to leave. Stephanie begs him not

0:57:02.960 --> 0:57:05.960
<v Speaker 3>to go, but Joey insists that he must. Then he

0:57:06.040 --> 0:57:09.120
<v Speaker 3>accidentally puts his fingers together and they get stuck from

0:57:09.160 --> 0:57:12.320
<v Speaker 3>the permanent glue. Just go wash your hands, right, Go

0:57:12.560 --> 0:57:16.520
<v Speaker 3>wash your hands. DJ sits Stephanie down and prefaces I'm

0:57:16.560 --> 0:57:18.560
<v Speaker 3>not going to yell at you. I'm just going to

0:57:18.680 --> 0:57:22.080
<v Speaker 3>talk in a firm voice for a very long time. Now.

0:57:22.400 --> 0:57:26.920
<v Speaker 3>Why are you always snooping around in my stuff? Stephanie shrugs,

0:57:27.080 --> 0:57:29.080
<v Speaker 3>I can't help it. You fascinate me.

0:57:29.960 --> 0:57:30.880
<v Speaker 2>DJ can study.

0:57:31.040 --> 0:57:33.960
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, yeah, she is a fast Everyone in this house

0:57:34.040 --> 0:57:35.720
<v Speaker 3>is a fascinating psychological set.

0:57:35.920 --> 0:57:37.959
<v Speaker 1>And Steph's like, I need to start writing this down.

0:57:38.320 --> 0:57:38.520
<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

0:57:40.160 --> 0:57:42.800
<v Speaker 3>DJ starts to lecture her, but stops herself, and she

0:57:42.920 --> 0:57:47.560
<v Speaker 3>smiles as she repeats, I fascinate you. Stephanie nods, of

0:57:47.640 --> 0:57:50.400
<v Speaker 3>course you do. You go to school, dances, you have

0:57:50.560 --> 0:57:53.560
<v Speaker 3>seven different teachers in the same day, and you carry

0:57:53.600 --> 0:57:55.920
<v Speaker 3>a purse. You're a woman of the world.

0:57:56.920 --> 0:58:00.760
<v Speaker 2>This is so sweet, Like that's true, making my heart melt.

0:58:00.800 --> 0:58:04.520
<v Speaker 2>Stephanie loves her big. She's just like, you're so cool, right.

0:58:04.720 --> 0:58:04.960
<v Speaker 2>I know.

0:58:07.320 --> 0:58:10.640
<v Speaker 3>DJ agrees that she's a woman of the world, but

0:58:10.960 --> 0:58:12.160
<v Speaker 3>she still needs her privacy.

0:58:13.080 --> 0:58:13.520
<v Speaker 2>She cuts.

0:58:13.560 --> 0:58:16.320
<v Speaker 3>Stephan deal, if you really promise that my diary is

0:58:16.320 --> 0:58:18.720
<v Speaker 3>off limits, I'll try to tell you more about my

0:58:18.880 --> 0:58:22.760
<v Speaker 3>fascinating life. So Stephanie promises. She gives her sister a

0:58:22.800 --> 0:58:26.360
<v Speaker 3>big hug and asks forgive me. DJ pats her head

0:58:26.400 --> 0:58:29.480
<v Speaker 3>and sighs, I guess, so, She gives Steph a smirk

0:58:29.600 --> 0:58:33.600
<v Speaker 3>before revealing besides, I keep my really hot stories in

0:58:33.720 --> 0:58:37.920
<v Speaker 3>my journal. Stephanie's eyes eyes bold before she shouts, you

0:58:38.040 --> 0:58:38.680
<v Speaker 3>have a journal?

0:58:39.000 --> 0:58:43.120
<v Speaker 2>Where is it? What does it look like? And Stephanie's

0:58:43.200 --> 0:58:45.560
<v Speaker 2>right back in it, right back in it. Right. That's

0:58:45.560 --> 0:58:47.720
<v Speaker 2>such a sister thing, though, Oh my gosh, I oh

0:58:48.240 --> 0:58:52.440
<v Speaker 2>my two used to freak out about the same stuff. Yep, yep,

0:58:52.560 --> 0:58:55.920
<v Speaker 2>lack of privacy, except I wish it got resolved that

0:58:56.040 --> 0:58:58.200
<v Speaker 2>quickly and nicely, you know. And they were like, all right,

0:58:58.280 --> 0:58:59.440
<v Speaker 2>let's come to an agreement. Yeah.

0:58:59.480 --> 0:59:03.640
<v Speaker 3>Mine were like, yeah, well you didn't have an Olsen

0:59:03.680 --> 0:59:06.560
<v Speaker 3>twin there to talk talk out the party. They never

0:59:06.680 --> 0:59:09.360
<v Speaker 3>solved it. Yeah, and you didn't have a toddler thing.

0:59:09.480 --> 0:59:11.200
<v Speaker 2>If only I would have parentified one of the kids

0:59:11.200 --> 0:59:13.520
<v Speaker 2>when they were like three, really would have worked out well.

0:59:15.760 --> 0:59:18.640
<v Speaker 3>So back at the preschool, Michelle is holding Sammy the

0:59:18.680 --> 0:59:21.280
<v Speaker 3>Bird as she and her dad stand outside the classroom.

0:59:21.480 --> 0:59:23.960
<v Speaker 3>Sammy the Bird sounds like an old gangster from like

0:59:24.080 --> 0:59:28.320
<v Speaker 3>the Prohibition era, Sammy the Bird, Sammy the Bird, Say

0:59:28.360 --> 0:59:33.439
<v Speaker 3>the Bird's in San Francisco, He's on Alcatraz. Yeah, sam

0:59:33.640 --> 0:59:36.280
<v Speaker 3>Sammy's seen some things, you know, He's been around the

0:59:36.320 --> 0:59:39.320
<v Speaker 3>block a few times. Did I use it right?

0:59:39.360 --> 0:59:43.120
<v Speaker 2>Did I? Use it right, No, I mean yeah, yeah, yeah.

0:59:43.760 --> 0:59:45.480
<v Speaker 2>I mean if you wanted to call the bird a whore,

0:59:45.720 --> 0:59:49.160
<v Speaker 2>yeah sure, yeah, then you used it right. Well, he's

0:59:49.200 --> 0:59:50.680
<v Speaker 2>been in prison. You don't know what goes on in

0:59:50.760 --> 0:59:59.920
<v Speaker 2>those things. Oh wow, wow, abrom experience. I'm just guessing

1:00:00.520 --> 1:00:02.520
<v Speaker 2>just what you know. So just get back to Sammy

1:00:02.560 --> 1:00:06.320
<v Speaker 2>the Bird. Yeah right, I mean, is Sammy the Bird's

1:00:06.360 --> 1:00:07.920
<v Speaker 2>bird prison is in a preschool?

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, yes, bird, poor bird.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>So Michelle is still very nervous. She wants Danny to

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<v Speaker 3>stay with her all day, and Danny promises he won't

1:00:17.600 --> 1:00:23.920
<v Speaker 3>leave unless she says it's all right, and Michelle says, yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>he's right back to a.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, it's no continenty here, but that's you know, this

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<v Speaker 3>is full house.

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<v Speaker 2>That's what we do.

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<v Speaker 3>So Danny walks into the classroom and says hello to

1:00:34.400 --> 1:00:37.600
<v Speaker 3>Miss Petrie, who has the children gathered to hear him speak.

1:00:38.920 --> 1:00:41.040
<v Speaker 3>He says hello to the kids and tells them he

1:00:41.080 --> 1:00:44.080
<v Speaker 3>has a talk show called Wake Up San Francisco. They

1:00:44.120 --> 1:00:47.360
<v Speaker 3>aren't easily impressed by this, so he moves on, telling

1:00:47.400 --> 1:00:49.880
<v Speaker 3>the kids that Michelle has brought them something to keep

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<v Speaker 3>in the class because she likes them all.

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<v Speaker 2>So much. I just quickly, Yeah, if he's hosting a

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<v Speaker 2>morning show, how does he have time to drop Michelle

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<v Speaker 2>off at preschool when presumably that would.

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<v Speaker 1>Be the same time. Yeah, eight eight thirty, if you're

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<v Speaker 1>doing Wake.

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<v Speaker 2>Up San Francisco, I feel like that's it's got to

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<v Speaker 2>be a nine am show. You don't just roll in

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<v Speaker 2>five minutes before.

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<v Speaker 3>And no, you got to get into her makeup, you

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<v Speaker 3>got to go over your notes, you gotta have a

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<v Speaker 3>producer meeting, like, yeah, there's a lot of rep time.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean, I know he took the first day of

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<v Speaker 3>school off to be glued to Michelle's side, but now

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<v Speaker 3>we're on the next day or two days later. I'm

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<v Speaker 3>not obviously a weekday piece. So maybe he took the

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<v Speaker 3>whole week off because of the trauma. He was fine

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<v Speaker 3>right letting Michelle go to preschool. So Danny asks Michelle

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<v Speaker 3>to come in, and she does, carrying the new bird

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<v Speaker 3>with her. She tells her classmates that this is Sammy

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<v Speaker 3>and he's a nice birdie, so she's giving him to

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<v Speaker 3>the preschool. Miss Petrie admits that that's very generous, and

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<v Speaker 3>she asks for students to thank Michelle by clapping their

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<v Speaker 3>hands together and they do. I'm I don't know, I'm

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<v Speaker 3>a little bothered by this.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm like, I don't even know where to start with.

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<v Speaker 2>What how weird this is?

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<v Speaker 3>This is weird because I'm like, you should replace the

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<v Speaker 3>bird because you lost the bird. I mean, that's called

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<v Speaker 3>a natural consequence. You don't do it to win favor

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<v Speaker 3>with friends. Make friends like, oh, look, how great I am.

1:02:14.880 --> 1:02:16.760
<v Speaker 3>I've brought a new bird. It's like, well, yeah, you're

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<v Speaker 3>the one that opened.

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<v Speaker 2>Maybe they should have talked to the teacher first, you know,

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<v Speaker 2>maybe she was like, you know what, this bird's a

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<v Speaker 2>bad idea.

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<v Speaker 1>We've this is the fourth one we've lost this month.

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<v Speaker 2>You know, maybe she's like, we need something that is landlocked,

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<v Speaker 2>like that is that is a terrestrial animal?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, you know you need a turtle, amphibian and yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>A bunny or I don't know, maybe close the window.

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<v Speaker 1>That'd be the first place to start.

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<v Speaker 3>But there's a lot of things that need to change

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<v Speaker 3>in this classroom.

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<v Speaker 1>Where did they find this preschool?

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<v Speaker 3>Danny, I don't know. Danny crouches down by his daughter

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<v Speaker 3>and points out, see, all your new friends are saying

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<v Speaker 3>thank you very much, and Michelle tells the class welcome

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<v Speaker 3>very much. Miss Petrie takes the new bird and places

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<v Speaker 3>him on the stool where Day used to be so

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<v Speaker 3>easily replaced. Yes, like Day was never there. Yeah, the

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<v Speaker 3>whole class follows her, besides Aaron, who is still wearing

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<v Speaker 3>this crown.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, he's not sharing the sharing crown. Why the crown again,

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<v Speaker 2>doesn't deserve it doesn't make any sense.

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<v Speaker 1>We had the crown on last time. You have to

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<v Speaker 1>share the sharing crown.

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<v Speaker 2>You can't get the sharing crown every day.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, has no has no one shared since Aaron got

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<v Speaker 3>the crown, Like, what's what's going on? I don't I

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<v Speaker 3>don't know. He gets it multiple days, I guess, but

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<v Speaker 3>he walks up to Michelle and kindly says, here, Michelle,

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<v Speaker 3>you can wear the sharing crown, and he places it

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<v Speaker 3>on her head before walking away. Okay, that's why. That's

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<v Speaker 3>why he gets the sharing crown multiple days in a row.

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<v Speaker 3>Because of this bit. This bit has tour, which was sweet.

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<v Speaker 3>I thought it was a sweet moment. Michelle proudly shows

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<v Speaker 3>her dad the new crown, adding I'm a princess, and

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<v Speaker 3>Danny agrees, you're my little princess.

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<v Speaker 2>I thought we were gonna go back the dream sequence

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<v Speaker 2>here and I was like, no, no, no, please, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>can we stop calling her a princess?

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<v Speaker 3>Like maybe this is just the twenty twenty for me

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<v Speaker 3>thinking of this, there was girls princesses.

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<v Speaker 2>That's not the goal. Like, you want to be smart,

1:04:06.920 --> 1:04:08.960
<v Speaker 2>you want to be you want to be Joan of

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<v Speaker 2>Arc you know what I mean? You want yeah?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, yeah, I know there's much better role models out there.

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<v Speaker 2>But Danny, uh, you know.

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<v Speaker 3>He says he's proud of her for being so brave

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<v Speaker 3>and coming to preschool, and he asks, do you want

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<v Speaker 3>me to stay.

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<v Speaker 2>Here with you? No, we want to miss it. As Danny,

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<v Speaker 2>you went over.

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<v Speaker 3>This, this is deja vus. Michelle shakes her head, no,

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<v Speaker 3>thank you. They like me now, and Danny smiles. I

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<v Speaker 3>think you're gonna have a great time here at preschool,

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<v Speaker 3>and Michelle nods, I like being a big girl. Danny

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<v Speaker 3>gives her a big hug and kiss before encouraging her

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<v Speaker 3>to go play with her new friends. Michelle walks away,

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<v Speaker 3>and Miss Petree walks over to Danny asking if he's

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<v Speaker 3>doing okay. Danny admits he'll be fine, but if she's

1:04:51.200 --> 1:04:54.160
<v Speaker 3>ever crowned Miss America, he'll be crying like a baby.

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<v Speaker 2>But I felt I was like, I felt like it

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<v Speaker 2>could have again twenty twenty four me, it was like, yeah,

1:05:00.640 --> 1:05:02.840
<v Speaker 2>Crown Miss America would have like you would be fine,

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<v Speaker 2>but you know, like when she graduated, when she graduates

1:05:06.400 --> 1:05:08.880
<v Speaker 2>or whatever, like that would have been because it would

1:05:08.880 --> 1:05:11.800
<v Speaker 2>have made sense, like she's starting school, preschool, so yeah, so.

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<v Speaker 3>You think of her high school graduation and that's when

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<v Speaker 3>the parents are sobbing, like that would have been better.

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<v Speaker 3>But oh well, huh. So we see Michelle over by

1:05:21.040 --> 1:05:24.040
<v Speaker 3>the new bird cage, surrounded by her new friends. She

1:05:24.200 --> 1:05:28.760
<v Speaker 3>warns them people don't open that door, remember, and that's

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<v Speaker 3>our show.

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<v Speaker 2>Wow?

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, wow, So this wasn't my favorite episode. I mean,

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<v Speaker 3>the first day of preschool is a milestone that should

1:05:39.440 --> 1:05:42.120
<v Speaker 3>be acknowledged, but this was just a weird. They could

1:05:42.160 --> 1:05:44.280
<v Speaker 3>have cut out so much of this and it would

1:05:44.280 --> 1:05:45.000
<v Speaker 3>have been much better.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean really, just cutting out the dream sequence would

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<v Speaker 2>have improved it. Leaps and bounds, leaps and bounds. Yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm still stuck on that. I can't I can't unsee that.

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<v Speaker 2>That's like, I like, sandpaper for your eyeballs is what

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<v Speaker 2>you wish you had? You know, just scratched my corny

1:06:03.960 --> 1:06:06.200
<v Speaker 2>right off while I saw that, Yeah, that's a never

1:06:06.440 --> 1:06:09.000
<v Speaker 2>like that'll be Now every time I see like John

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<v Speaker 2>or Dave or Laurie, I'm gonna be like, oh my god,

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<v Speaker 2>yeah you remember them in the Yeah, and they're probably

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<v Speaker 2>gonna be like, yo, we haven't forgotten, we remember it

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<v Speaker 2>very clearly.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, oh that was that was terrifying. I don't know.

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<v Speaker 3>If this was my least favorite of this season, i'd

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<v Speaker 3>have to go.

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<v Speaker 2>About lust in the Dust was still pretty you like

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<v Speaker 2>a couple episodes now Lust in the Dust and Bye

1:06:33.520 --> 1:06:36.520
<v Speaker 2>Bye Berdie that are yeah hanging out.

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<v Speaker 3>I didn't lust in the Dust, but this one was

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<v Speaker 3>just it had potential, but it would it just got

1:06:41.480 --> 1:06:41.960
<v Speaker 3>too weird.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, this one, this, I think this one takes. I

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<v Speaker 2>think it takes the bottom position. Yeah. Yes, for now,

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<v Speaker 2>they're going to crown it the worst episode of season

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<v Speaker 2>three so far, so far, Right, there's we still have

1:06:56.080 --> 1:07:01.000
<v Speaker 2>multiple episodes to go, so this, I'm that's it. I

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<v Speaker 2>can't We're gonna have to switch to a different scene.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna write, I'm gonna have seen and yeah, oh boy,

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<v Speaker 2>well yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know. Do you have everywhere you looks like

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<v Speaker 3>I almost don't want to. I didn't want to look.

1:07:14.440 --> 1:07:16.640
<v Speaker 3>But everywhere you look was another dream.

1:07:16.680 --> 1:07:20.480
<v Speaker 2>See right, everywhere you look is a creepy, weird caterpillar

1:07:20.600 --> 1:07:24.360
<v Speaker 2>with human looking eyes and uh a strange shaped head.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, and that's everywhere you look.

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<v Speaker 2>No, I didn't really have I didn't really have an

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<v Speaker 2>everywhere you look for this for this one, I don't think.

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<v Speaker 1>No, I just know I didn't.

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<v Speaker 2>I always write those down, and I did not see anything.

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<v Speaker 3>You're checking your notes, I am checking. I don't really

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<v Speaker 3>have a great one. Except in the last scene I noticed.

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<v Speaker 3>I feel like they kept switching off between Mary, Kate

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<v Speaker 3>and Ashley in the same scene, so like somebody must

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<v Speaker 3>have had a tantrum or something, and so they're like, oh,

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<v Speaker 3>bring in the next Olsen twin because they look the

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<v Speaker 3>hair kind of changed a little bit, and the girls

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<v Speaker 3>they looked like so that's my everyone.

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<v Speaker 2>I didn't notice that.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm so focused on the bird. There was a lot

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<v Speaker 3>to focus on. So yeah, this was boy.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, the thing that we watched. It was a thing

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<v Speaker 2>that we watched and it was uh yep, yeah, we

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<v Speaker 2>don't never have to watch it again. Jodie Sweeton is speechless.

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<v Speaker 2>Spe I think everyone has heard what I had to

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<v Speaker 2>say throughout this episode. It's more just that I'm like,

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<v Speaker 2>what what more can be said about what a weird

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<v Speaker 2>episode this was? This was it was like a it's

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<v Speaker 2>just like you know those those things that you get

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<v Speaker 2>in your Amazon packages that are just like the puffs

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<v Speaker 2>of air in like plastic. That's what this episode was like.

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<v Speaker 2>It was it was It was full but nothing but

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<v Speaker 2>nothing meaningful. But it kept everything together, you know what

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, which is the season. So it just was like,

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<v Speaker 2>we're just gonna shove that in there and keep it going.

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<v Speaker 3>That's a great analogy.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, it takes up a lot of space, but there's.

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<v Speaker 1>A lot of space fills in the box of season three.

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<v Speaker 1>But you don't need it.

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<v Speaker 2>You throw it away, you you punch it opened, you

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<v Speaker 2>you know, and then you go, well that's done.

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<v Speaker 3>So I feel it about it. Yep, Yeah, I feel

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<v Speaker 3>like that's what happened with So this is the Amazon packaging.

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<v Speaker 2>It's the yeah, it's the plastic h off air packaging

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<v Speaker 2>of non substance that.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's necessary that you got to have, you know

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<v Speaker 1>what I mean, Like you got it.

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<v Speaker 2>It was do you have?

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<v Speaker 1>Twenty two, Episode twenty four episode seasons.

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<v Speaker 2>You had to have some just to have fluff in there,

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<v Speaker 2>but this was this wasn't even fluff, this was this

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<v Speaker 2>was empty space in my opinion. Yes, I don't have

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<v Speaker 2>that dream sequence. So I and I love Lenny Rips

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<v Speaker 2>and Jeff Franklin and I do what happened? Guys?

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<v Speaker 3>You all the best episodes of the series, Remember we

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<v Speaker 3>love Lenny.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, there was also that incident of the Star Wars

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<v Speaker 2>Christmas Special, so we sometimes things are hit or miss. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>sometimes he's hit or missed.

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<v Speaker 1>Its right.

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<v Speaker 2>Sometimes you just you think, you think you're going for

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<v Speaker 2>something and you do and it doesn't work.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, you know, this was one of those times. This

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<v Speaker 3>was Christmas Star Wars Special. Oh boy, season three of

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<v Speaker 3>Full House. Yeah, I wish there was a Wookie involved. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>I would have lost.

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<v Speaker 2>That was what they lost.

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<v Speaker 1>That was what she replaced the bird with was a giant.

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<v Speaker 2>She brought an e walk much better, classic, much better.

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<v Speaker 1>Well that's it for this episode.

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<v Speaker 2>Next episode, though, is season three episode seventeen thirteen, Candles Woo,

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<v Speaker 2>which is a great episode. Very excited for that one.

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<v Speaker 2>So I will be excited to preview that one with you,

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<v Speaker 2>But me too, Hey, We know you guys love these episodes,

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<v Speaker 2>but we and we love them too, but sometimes, you know,

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<v Speaker 2>they're a little weird. And I'm sure I'm sure our

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<v Speaker 2>audience would also agree, like, yeah, this was the thing

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<v Speaker 2>that kept me up at night when I watched it

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<v Speaker 2>on a Friday night. But children across America, that's what

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<v Speaker 2>we did. Thank you guys so much for listening. We

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<v Speaker 2>the world is small, but the house is full of

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<v Speaker 2>horrific dream sequences. Horrific, Yeah, horrible.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh yeah this the house was packed with nightmares. Yeah, nightmares.

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<v Speaker 2>Yep.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, you guys, see you next week.

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<v Speaker 2>We're out. Bye.