Speaker 1: This is Suckers Bell. I'm Dean Bell and I'm Jared
Speaker 1: han An.
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Speaker 1: Hello everybody, and welcome to an all new episode of Suckers.
Speaker 1: I am a polar Bear. Today we are joined by
Speaker 1: my lovely wife here in studio in Colorado and Jared
Speaker 1: from the back alleys of Audrey's out there in the island.
Speaker 3: It looks like back alley, back office. Just pretty depressing.
Speaker 3: Look in here.
Speaker 1: What's going on? Jared? Why did we get you in
Speaker 1: the in the the work office today? Oh?
Speaker 3: So an employee had to call out. She's fine, she
Speaker 3: was in an accident. She's okay though. Most support thing,
Speaker 3: but couldn't work. So I came into work today and
Speaker 3: then here I am recording the podcast, recording Suckers live
Speaker 3: from Audrey's.
Speaker 1: Nice. Well, we're happy to have you. We're glad you
Speaker 1: could join us despite all things being as they are.
Speaker 1: So everything's good with her. You're saying, that's good.
Speaker 3: Everything's good, you know. Ashley and I went to Journer
Speaker 3: last night. I at Kapital Grill and Providence is for
Speaker 3: some ever went to the Capitol Grill there. It was
Speaker 3: very nice, very expensive. I got a bone in rabbi.
Speaker 3: That was seventy four dollars just just for the rabbi.
Speaker 3: It was pretty pretty good. Then you got to buy
Speaker 3: the sides, but it was nice. We had a gift
Speaker 3: card it was from Others Days, so we went out.
Speaker 1: It was sidet the bar. It was really nice time.
Speaker 1: What I don't understand about that, And don't get me wrong,
Speaker 1: I do that often too. Like if Kaylin and I
Speaker 1: go out and have a nice dinner, typically what I'll
Speaker 1: order is the most expensive steak that I can get,
Speaker 1: which is around that range of seventy five dollars. Yeah,
Speaker 1: what I don't get about it is sometimes it's good,
Speaker 1: sometimes it's not as good as it should be for
Speaker 1: the price that you're paying for it. I'll just pay
Speaker 1: twenty five dollars at the supermarket, grill it myself for
Speaker 1: in ten minutes, and it's going to be perfect every
Speaker 1: single time, as good. Yeah, as good, if not better,
Speaker 1: because I have like the appreciation of knowing that I
Speaker 1: cooked it for myself. That's but like I said, I
Speaker 1: still order the steak whenever we have like a nice
Speaker 1: dinner together. So I mean, I'm not faulting anyone for
Speaker 1: doing that. Ice is the prices just get out of control. Sometimes.
Speaker 2: It's also like ordering a salad that costs thirty dollars,
Speaker 2: it's like twenty dollars and then you had ten dollars
Speaker 2: for chicken. Yeah, you could make a salad at home
Speaker 2: for like five.
Speaker 1: Some menu items there just don't seem proportionally priced. Like
Speaker 1: I'll get a cheeseburger for twelve dollars because that's probably
Speaker 1: about what I would spend if I went to the
Speaker 1: store and got all the ingredients for it. French fries.
Speaker 1: I'm not making French fries at home, so I'll gladly
Speaker 1: buy some at the restaurant. But when I can capably
Speaker 1: make something at home, like a steak, and like I said,
Speaker 1: I still do it. So I'm kind of wait, you
Speaker 1: can't make a cheeseburger. I can't. No, I guess I could.
Speaker 1: I guess I could. But like you know, sometimes they've
Speaker 1: got nice buns. I don't really know where the lettuce
Speaker 1: is in the grocery store, So what am I going
Speaker 1: to do about that? Yeah? Be healthy like that. Sometimes
Speaker 1: they have like a kool aoli that they spread on it.
Speaker 2: All of these things you can make.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but what did Ashley order? I don't remember. Is
Speaker 1: she like eating a bunch of crazy stuff because she's pregnant. No,
Speaker 1: not crazy, so.
Speaker 3: She can't eat anything because she's pregnant. Like I had
Speaker 3: shrimp cocktails. She couldn't have that. Uh, I guess. Like
Speaker 3: she had a caesar salad with no anchovies. I remember that,
Speaker 3: but salad, just the salad, which is very good. I
Speaker 3: don't like anchovies anyway. I don't think she does either.
Speaker 3: But I got the steak, I got the robot. If
Speaker 3: you order caesar salad with no caesar, does it come
Speaker 3: with dressing? Anchovies? Does it come with dressing?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Part of this caesar dressing, Yeah, most of the time.
Speaker 3: But a lot of people ask if you want anchovies
Speaker 3: on top of the salad?
Speaker 1: Oh no, no, no, no, no no. In France it's
Speaker 1: they do that. Actually, Scotti is that restaurant or that
Speaker 1: sandwich place. They used to have chicken caesar salad specials
Speaker 1: for lunch in high school and they always put it
Speaker 1: on and I'd be like, what are these little fish
Speaker 1: doing on my salad? I don't want these here. Very gross. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but I love caesar dressing. It's one of my favorite things.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's it's good. It's very fattening. It's wonderful. So
Speaker 3: you guys went golfing, I saw.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Klin's making a run for the LPGA. Obviously. She's
Speaker 1: actually pretty funny. She mentioned years ago. I'm not going
Speaker 1: to put you in last year, don't worry.
Speaker 2: What did I mention?
Speaker 1: She mentioned years ago, she was like, I'd really learn
Speaker 1: love how to learn how to play golf. I'd be like,
Speaker 1: oh great, So I got her set a club. She's
Speaker 1: a lefty, so they're a little harder to find. We
Speaker 1: went to the driving range once and she was smacking
Speaker 1: the ball, crushing it. She was doing really well. And
Speaker 1: then I don't really think she ever thought about those
Speaker 1: golf clubs ever again. And then yesterday when we were
Speaker 1: when we went to the golf course, we like had
Speaker 1: to do something for a garment who we're working with
Speaker 1: on Instagram, and we're like, let's get some golf stuff.
Speaker 1: All get my golf stuff. We can bring our clubs.
Speaker 1: You can hit the ball a couple of times, and
Speaker 1: every time we would go to hit the shot like
Speaker 1: a new shot, like after she hits, she would go
Speaker 1: hit a new shot and we'd have to unwrap the
Speaker 1: club because the club had never been used before.
Speaker 2: So yeah, even the cart guys we were they're like, well,
Speaker 2: put these in your trunk. They're like, oh my god,
Speaker 2: these have never been touched.
Speaker 1: So then then I was like, we're just gonna use
Speaker 1: the seven iron the entire way in which probably is
Speaker 1: the best club for you right now anyways.
Speaker 2: But yeah, it was fun. But I've heard to never
Speaker 2: let your husband teach you golf.
Speaker 1: I've heard or teach your wife how to play golf.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so I don't really want to learn from you
Speaker 2: for that reason.
Speaker 1: But you don't really want to learn from anyone. I
Speaker 1: don't just don't think you want to learn.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I do. I just need perfect conditions. I need
Speaker 2: it to be perfectly sunny, perfectly warm. I want a
Speaker 2: glassy rose.
Speaker 1: You had all those things when we were there. It
Speaker 1: was cloudy, yeah, it was seventy degrees out.
Speaker 2: It was cloudy.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and your husband was teaching you.
Speaker 2: I guess.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: No.
Speaker 1: It's one of those things too, where it's like, I'd
Speaker 1: love it if you learn how to play golf. We
Speaker 1: could play occasionally together, but you know, Jared could probably
Speaker 1: a test this too. One of the biggest appeals at
Speaker 1: golf is like you're there with your boys. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Also, I couldn't even last nine rounds. I don't know.
Speaker 1: That was another thing too. We were on this, just
Speaker 1: finished the second hole, going to the third hole. She's like,
Speaker 1: so what, we only have like one or two more
Speaker 1: holes left? And I was like, no, yeah, there's nine holes, right,
Speaker 1: and she goes, yeah, that was wasn't that seven or eight?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 2: That long?
Speaker 1: That was too. We have seven more holes to go. Wow,
Speaker 1: I think it's a lost cause.
Speaker 2: But no, I want to take lessons and then see
Speaker 2: I've seen Aaron Limb, she's a host for E News.
Speaker 2: She's been getting really into golf lessons and she was
Speaker 2: just golfing, I think, with Bradley Cooper and like some
Speaker 2: big A list guys and she was impressing them all.
Speaker 1: So Bradley Cooper Golf's Calen starts to.
Speaker 2: Go, oh, no, no, but she just looks really good
Speaker 2: doing it. So I want to look good doing it.
Speaker 2: I want to look like I know what I'm doing.
Speaker 1: You look good until you start swinging, hey, and then
Speaker 1: when you're done swinging, you start looking good again. You
Speaker 1: look good around all the times that you're not hitting,
Speaker 1: and you didn'tn't get me wrong. You didn't look bad
Speaker 1: a couple of times, but get some lessons in you.
Speaker 1: And this is coming from someone too that also looks
Speaker 1: like my swing is atrocious too. So every time I
Speaker 1: see a video of my swing, I'm like, oh my god,
Speaker 1: I have zero athletic ability whatsoever. The fact that I
Speaker 1: can even make contact is a miracle.
Speaker 2: M that's enough golf talk for me.
Speaker 1: Okay, let's move on to the next thing. Kaylen's ready
Speaker 1: to move on.
Speaker 2: What did you guys do for Mother's Day? Jared?
Speaker 1: Not much.
Speaker 3: I mean, we went to dinner last night Sunday. I worked,
Speaker 3: but then I got her flowers, I made her brownies,
Speaker 3: I got her card, and then we went on to there.
Speaker 1: So pretty low key. Yeah, it was very nice.
Speaker 3: No, I mean, I like baking. I bake here, but
Speaker 3: I also bake at home. But I mean I'm talking
Speaker 3: about like I made Garret Delly brownie. So it's, you know,
Speaker 3: really just mixing the batter with egg, vegetable oil, and
Speaker 3: a little butter and then you've got brownies, you know,
Speaker 3: pop it in at three seventy five, So pretty simple stuff.
Speaker 3: I was going to decorate it, you know, and write
Speaker 3: a happy Mother's Day on there with some sort of frosting.
Speaker 3: But then I think that ruins the taste of the brownie.
Speaker 3: You know, when you put like that red food coloring
Speaker 3: or green food coloring on top to write out something,
Speaker 3: I think it just doesn't taste good and it ruins
Speaker 3: the taste of the brownie. And Ashley agreed, so I
Speaker 3: explained that's why I didn't write anything on there, and
Speaker 3: she appreciated that.
Speaker 1: But it was nice.
Speaker 3: She got to hang out with her mom too. She
Speaker 3: was down in Virginia over the weekend. I was there
Speaker 3: last week, so she got to spend some time with
Speaker 3: her on Mother's Day and her sister, which I know
Speaker 3: she loves. And Dawson's been great. He's just been peau Dawson,
Speaker 3: super happy, super positive, just like so loving, so outgoing.
Speaker 3: You know, he throws his hissy fits, but those are fine.
Speaker 3: Majority of the time. He's been awesome. So it's been
Speaker 3: It's been very good. I'm dreading the second one coming
Speaker 3: and just ruining everything.
Speaker 1: I want to go back to the I want to
Speaker 1: go back to the brownies real quick. I feel like
Speaker 1: those brownies, the ones that you made, are they possibly
Speaker 1: have the best shelf life of any baked good in
Speaker 1: existence you make, because you know, you get like those
Speaker 1: big glass kind of like what you basin things that
Speaker 1: you bake them on right and the ends of it
Speaker 1: get really nice and crusty and firm, and in middle
Speaker 1: parts are so gooey and it's a big tray, so
Speaker 1: you can't eat all of it at once, but you
Speaker 1: like let it sit out on the counter for a
Speaker 1: day or two days or three days, and every time
Speaker 1: you go back to those brownies, they taste justice should
Speaker 1: on day three than they do fresh out of the
Speaker 1: of it. Yeah, do you guys agree with me?
Speaker 3: I don't really know, honestly, what do you mean?
Speaker 1: You don't know? You just made some four days ago?
Speaker 3: No, no, no, I made him Monday, Monday? When the hell
Speaker 3: did I make them Sunday's day? I had, so Sunday
Speaker 3: night I made him. I had one yesterday and it
Speaker 3: was still very fresh. So that's two days old, so
Speaker 3: we're in a good start. But I feel like two
Speaker 3: days old for a brownie is nothing. So I guess
Speaker 3: you're right, just for the simple fact that I think
Speaker 3: two days old for brownie is nothing which would equote,
Speaker 3: you know, which would equal them having a long shelf
Speaker 3: life because they got at least another week in there.
Speaker 1: I just think those brownies are so I could eat
Speaker 1: those brownies for breakfast and dinner every single day. We
Speaker 1: kind of killing and I kind of have an issue whenever,
Speaker 1: a conflict whenever, because she likes to bake cookies occasionally,
Speaker 1: and I'll never say, notice some chocolate chip cookies, So
Speaker 1: she'll bake them, ask me if I want some. Obviously
Speaker 1: the answer is yes, But she really enjoys her cookies
Speaker 1: a little soggy.
Speaker 2: No, No, No, that cooking in the mountains is different,
Speaker 2: and I've told you this, it's you have to there's
Speaker 2: like different temperatures and baking requirements. Me and Jess have
Speaker 2: talked about this a lot too. And if I cook
Speaker 2: them the way that it says it on the package,
Speaker 2: they get super super burned. So I undercook them.
Speaker 1: But I thought you did that intentionally the last time
Speaker 1: you made the cookies.
Speaker 2: No, I just don't want them to burn, so I
Speaker 2: got them under cooked instead.
Speaker 1: So but is it every time you bake cookies now
Speaker 1: or do you add like a couple of minutes to
Speaker 1: the timing?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Interesting?
Speaker 3: Why is baking cookies in the mountains different.
Speaker 2: I don't know. I was talking to Jess and Trista
Speaker 2: Sutter about this something with the elevation.
Speaker 1: Well, yeah, the air is thinner, there's less air molecules
Speaker 1: to interact making this up. Yeah, but I feel like
Speaker 1: I'm probably close enough to be right.
Speaker 3: Well, I would imagine it has something to do with
Speaker 3: the elevation.
Speaker 1: There's less air molecules and heat molecules to interact with
Speaker 1: the baking ingredients to make it rise as fast.
Speaker 2: But Trista, because before we moved here, Trista and Jess,
Speaker 2: we're talking an Trista was like, you have to google
Speaker 2: separate mountain instructions and like temperature of in everything.
Speaker 1: When I go backpacking and I eat those like dehydrated meals,
Speaker 1: it'll say boil water and put in and let's stand
Speaker 1: for twelve minutes. Add five minutes for every five thousand
Speaker 1: feet of elevation. You're at camping at thirteen thousand feet,
Speaker 1: you'd have to add you know, thirteen minutes essentially to it.
Speaker 2: But I think it cooks faster here. Am I wrong?
Speaker 1: Uh?
Speaker 2: I don't know. Actually, I don't know. It's a work
Speaker 2: in progress.
Speaker 1: That's like, yeah, no, I think it's slower because that's
Speaker 1: like boiling noodles essentially would be the same thing. But yeah,
Speaker 1: now that you mentioned, I'm not really sure exactly why
Speaker 1: that is. It's definitely an elevation thing, one hundred percent.
Speaker 2: But why do we blame everything on elevation here?
Speaker 1: But that's just because everything can be blamed on elevation here.
Speaker 1: But else do we blame on elevation?
Speaker 2: Well, my mom was here last weekend and she had
Speaker 2: one beer and she's like, whoa, I'm crazy And I
Speaker 2: was like, well, it's elevation.
Speaker 1: Elevation. Yeah, hey, you were really mean to me today. Elevation.
Speaker 1: Why was she meet to elevation? Man, it was just
Speaker 1: she's she was so elevated yesterday, so elevating. No, she was.
Speaker 1: She's always an angel to me. I'm just saying whenever
Speaker 1: you can just use it as an excuse for anything
Speaker 1: these days. But yeah, yeah, golf was good. Mother's Day
Speaker 1: was good. Kaylen's mom was out here for Mother's Day.
Speaker 1: They seemed like they had a great weekend together.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was really fun. I was at Pilate's and
Speaker 2: then my Ploates friends were like, they're a local restaurant
Speaker 2: is doing a Mother's Day floral workshop. So it was
Speaker 2: my mom, my grandma, and my grandma's best friend and
Speaker 2: we all went and made floral's for floral arrangements. It
Speaker 2: was it was really fun, cute, quaint weekend.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Nice. Also, I feel like we don't get to
Speaker 1: see your mom offtit enough, so whenever she's here, it's
Speaker 1: great that you guys get to spend some time like
Speaker 1: that together.
Speaker 2: Yeah, she's trying to move to Denver. Hopefully by next
Speaker 2: year she'll be a little bit closer to us, which
Speaker 2: would be nice because and we all know I hate
Speaker 2: for Jay. Yes, so I'm not going back there anytime soon.
Speaker 1: Be nice for me too. I would love to have
Speaker 1: a mom again. I mean I have one again, but
Speaker 1: it'd be nice to have one close. I got dear, Joe,
Speaker 1: you got dere. But she's far. She's in Vegas, she's
Speaker 1: in Denver. Yeah, she's back and forth. Yeah, still far.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so we'll see.
Speaker 1: But yeah, that's good that you guys had fun.
Speaker 2: Yeah, very fun. Just showing him around town. We didn't
Speaker 2: go into Aspin at all, but showed him around our
Speaker 2: little cute town and they had a blast.
Speaker 1: I'm like, really bad with parents. Like even on your
Speaker 1: mom's in town, I just always kind of feel awkward,
Speaker 1: like I don't belong, like I'm not allowed to have
Speaker 1: a parent what. I don't know, That's just how I feel.
Speaker 2: My mom's obsessive. So Dean met us for Mother's Day
Speaker 2: on Sunday and she was so she was like, wait,
Speaker 2: Dean's coming. She got so excited and so happy anytime
Speaker 2: she gets to see it, she's just so joyful.
Speaker 1: Just feel weird. I feel like a burden. Even like
Speaker 1: yesterday I was at the gym and I saw Austin's mom, who,
Speaker 1: like I lived with them for a summer when I
Speaker 1: was in high school. And I'm like, I'm like, okay,
Speaker 1: Like how do I stop? How do I end this conversation?
Speaker 1: Like I'm I'm great, like happy to see you. But
Speaker 1: I just always feel like I need to like escape
Speaker 1: whenever I'm around parents.
Speaker 3: No, it's always awkward saying hi to someone at the
Speaker 3: gym too, yeah, because you have to like wave them down.
Speaker 3: They have the EarPods in. We're all working out, we
Speaker 3: don't feel even though we're working out, we feel terrible
Speaker 3: about ourselves because we're working out. It's like I want
Speaker 3: to I don't want to talk to anybody. I want
Speaker 3: to get in, I want to get out. I don't
Speaker 3: want to be here. You don't want to be here.
Speaker 3: It's great seeing you. I don't want to talk to you.
Speaker 3: I don't want to delay this anymore. Let's just move
Speaker 3: on with our lives.
Speaker 1: That's true. That's true.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it seems like everyone goes to our gym. We
Speaker 2: see we run into everyone from town at our gym. Well,
Speaker 2: I run into your friends, your golf buddies, our realtor,
Speaker 2: Austin's mom, Austin's dad.
Speaker 1: You've seen Elson's dad there?
Speaker 2: No, but Boston told me his dad is there. It's
Speaker 2: a small town we live in.
Speaker 1: It was pretty funny. I saw Austin's mom at the gym,
Speaker 1: and then I left the gym and went to Starbucks.
Speaker 1: And while I was in line at Starbucks, I was
Speaker 1: behind Austin's dad.
Speaker 2: It's so crazy.
Speaker 1: And then I went to the golf course just to
Speaker 1: hit a bucket of balls, and Austin was at.
Speaker 2: The Really, yeah, it is. It's so crazy how small
Speaker 2: this town is. Because I get my nails done and
Speaker 2: the person who owns the nail salon it's also a
Speaker 2: hair Salon turns out to be the owner of one
Speaker 2: of the houses we were under contract with. And who else. Oh,
Speaker 2: I went to lunch yesterday with another girl we were
Speaker 2: under contract with her house, and she's like, yeah, that
Speaker 2: was my house, Olivia. And then also was at lunch
Speaker 2: with a girl whose brother owned the wedding venue we
Speaker 2: got married at, very small.
Speaker 1: Small town. So you gotta you can't embarrass yourself too
Speaker 1: much because.
Speaker 2: Can't blame anything on elevation.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Well, it's just like you know, in La, if
Speaker 1: you embarrass yourself, I mean, you're not really embarrassing yourself
Speaker 1: all that often. But like me, in my personal experience,
Speaker 1: if I do something embarrassing in La at a bar,
Speaker 1: I'd be like, oh, that was really embarrassing. Well, I'm
Speaker 1: never going to see any of those people ever again.
Speaker 2: Move on to a new friend group.
Speaker 1: Yeah well yeah, and even like you know, if you're
Speaker 1: with your friend group, they'll like laugh at you, but
Speaker 1: like the strangers probably think it's really weird.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Here, it's like you probably are going to run to
Speaker 1: that person very frequently if you do something embarrassing.
Speaker 2: It's crazy small, but I like it, I asked.
Speaker 1: Kaylen Eilther night. What her favorite things about living in
Speaker 1: Colorado are And would you say fresh air?
Speaker 2: Oh, I actually can't remember fresh air. I like how
Speaker 2: nice people are. It just makes me so happy to
Speaker 2: have such a great community of people.
Speaker 1: Like give us an example.
Speaker 2: Well, I went to the dandelion festival and everyone's just
Speaker 2: so proud to live here. And Dina telling me so
Speaker 2: that we have a dandelion festival every year, which is
Speaker 2: when they stop spraying pesticides. So now it's a celebration.
Speaker 1: Yeah, those are the only thing to celebrate anything these days.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's just cute.
Speaker 1: This is the day we stopped spraying pesticides. Let's celebrate
Speaker 1: a big day.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't know. It's yeah, it's good.
Speaker 1: And the weather's starting to get nice out here too,
Speaker 1: like it's been even though you guys had up blizzard
Speaker 1: last week. Oh week, Yeah, we had a blozer last
Speaker 1: week and now it's getting nice again, which is good.
Speaker 3: Denver's so weird Colorado. Excuse me, Colorado is so weird
Speaker 3: with weather. One day it's well, Denver's definitely weird too,
Speaker 3: but one day it's snowing, and then at least here
Speaker 3: there's some sort of progression there It's just like I
Speaker 3: feel like thirty and snowy one day, and the next
Speaker 3: day it's seventy and sunny, and then it stays seventy
Speaker 3: and sunny. But then you'll have a thirty degree day
Speaker 3: with snow there. That's why elevation keeps you on your toes. Yeah,
Speaker 3: although it's tricky because I want to, like pluy, I
Speaker 3: want to turn her outside water on, but I don't
Speaker 3: want to turn it on because then, like what if
Speaker 3: it freezes one night?
Speaker 2: Yeah. Well, I had lunch with the girls yesterday and
Speaker 2: they told me it went through mid June. Last year.
Speaker 1: The snow last year was an exceptionally snowy spring. Though,
Speaker 1: take it from someone that was climbing mountains in the spring.
Speaker 1: It was very very snowy out there. This one actually
Speaker 1: isn't so bad. But I do want to Yeah, there's yeah,
Speaker 1: it doesn't. We want to climb some mountains and I
Speaker 1: can't climb in center. I can't climb it. Well, I
Speaker 1: was like, ah, no one cares about that, but I'll
Speaker 1: say anyways, I do want to start cimbing some mountains,
Speaker 1: but I can't climb any probably until July.
Speaker 2: What up, bummer?
Speaker 1: What am I supposed to do until July. I just
Speaker 1: play golf every day. Fine, I guess twist my own. Yeah,
Speaker 1: oh god, so's terrible. I'm actually going on a golf
Speaker 1: trip this weekend with Ben and Wells.
Speaker 2: So he's been looking forward to this since before Christmas.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we've had playing probably since like August.
Speaker 3: Where are you guys going?
Speaker 1: We're going to Abandon Dunes in Oregon.
Speaker 3: Oh no idea?
Speaker 1: Yeah. Well so it is like the pre well not
Speaker 1: the but like it is an incredible golf destination. Impossible
Speaker 1: to get reservations. The fact that we even have them
Speaker 1: as crazy to me. You have to, like you have
Speaker 1: to book it out a year in advance. That's why
Speaker 1: I've been so excited about it for so long.
Speaker 3: So you guys only playing one round or are you
Speaker 3: playing multiple?
Speaker 1: Now we're there for two full days. We're playing two
Speaker 1: rounds each day. You have to walk, no carts allowed, U.
Speaker 1: Ben and Wells obviously are really good, and Wells's brother
Speaker 1: is going to be there. He's really good. So I've
Speaker 1: been trying to play a lot of golf to like
Speaker 1: sort of be able to compete with them, and it's
Speaker 1: not really going super well.
Speaker 2: But it was funny because Brett bought the tickets and
Speaker 2: then he called Dean and he's like, hey, are you
Speaker 2: free these dates? I'm gonna give this to Wells for Christmas.
Speaker 2: And then Dean gets a call from Wells on Christmas
Speaker 2: and he's like, hey, man, do you want to come
Speaker 2: to Banda Dunes? And he's like, I was invited back
Speaker 2: in August, but.
Speaker 1: Sure, yeah, yeah. I think I might blew that one
Speaker 1: a little bit, Like I think Bred didn't give me
Speaker 1: any like information on whether I should be like excited
Speaker 1: about the invite or shit, Like you know what I mean,
Speaker 1: maybe you should have been like, hey, by the way,
Speaker 1: he's gonna probably call you and invite you, and act
Speaker 1: like I haven't already invited he invites you, Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: exactly exactly. But yeah, so that'll be fun. But you know,
Speaker 1: no one really cares about golf here, I guess, so.
Speaker 2: I think it'll be a great weekend for you. I
Speaker 2: wish Jess wasn't dog sitting because then we could hang.
Speaker 1: But I thought your friend's coming up into town.
Speaker 2: She is marrying someone, so no, I'll just be home
Speaker 2: alone all weekend.
Speaker 1: What do you mean she's marrying someone?
Speaker 2: Is marrying someone she is like the officiant.
Speaker 1: MM, very cool. Yeah. If you were to ask to
Speaker 1: officiate a wedding, would you do it? No, Oh, you
Speaker 1: would say yes.
Speaker 2: I I just don't love public speaking.
Speaker 3: You would do it, though, you would say yes.
Speaker 2: I like the dual thing, like maybe if me and
Speaker 2: Dean did it together.
Speaker 1: And then you chirp in for and then I just
Speaker 1: a moment, and then afterwards everyone's like, Kaylen did such
Speaker 1: a great job up there, and no one even acknowledges anything. Gosh,
Speaker 1: marriage is just the best. Jared, would you have you
Speaker 1: ever officiated a wedding?
Speaker 3: I have not. I've only given I've gave a speech
Speaker 3: at my buddy's wedding in Mexico.
Speaker 1: Four years ago.
Speaker 3: That's crazy those twenty twenty was four years ago, and
Speaker 3: then I just recently gave a speech at next wedding.
Speaker 3: But I've never officiated, and I don't think I will
Speaker 3: ever officiate. I can't think of anybody who'd asked me
Speaker 3: that I'm close enough that's.
Speaker 1: Not didn't Ben do that at a fans wedding or
Speaker 1: something like that. Maybe I don't know.
Speaker 3: I mean, I'd be honored, But at the same time,
Speaker 3: it's like I don't know these people. Ye, so how
Speaker 3: can I like give a great It would just be
Speaker 3: because I was on TV, which I get is.
Speaker 1: Also pretty cool.
Speaker 3: Like if Rob Thomas was like, Hey, I want to
Speaker 3: officiate your wedding and be like, yeah, man, that'd be
Speaker 3: the coolest thing. Ever, you don't know anything about me,
Speaker 3: but I know so much about you. But at the
Speaker 3: same time, like, how good could it be? Because like,
Speaker 3: I don't if I officiated a wedding for a fan,
Speaker 3: even though a fan of the show, not a fan
Speaker 3: of us, but like, it would just be I wouldn't
Speaker 3: be able to do a good job.
Speaker 1: I remember what it was. We were in a pebble
Speaker 1: beach in February and Chris Harrison was asked by a
Speaker 1: fan to officiate their wedding and he said yes. I
Speaker 1: was like, that's the coolest thing. Everson just reached out
Speaker 1: to Chris Harrison asking I think, I'm like ninety percent
Speaker 1: sure the story is true. Some random fan reached out
Speaker 1: asking Chris and Lauren to be there at their wedding
Speaker 1: and for Chris to officiate, and he said yes. He's like, yeah,
Speaker 1: it's next week. I'm super nervous. I'm like, wow, you
Speaker 1: don't even know these people, like you could mess up
Speaker 1: and that nothing will affect you negatively. And he's like, yeah,
Speaker 1: but I just really want to do a good job.
Speaker 1: Give Chris some props for that. Yeah, he's a bonafide celebrity.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, we're very we're fake celebrities. Could you imagine
Speaker 1: like growing up watching The Bachelor, being a huge fan
Speaker 1: of the show, and then getting married and just randomly
Speaker 1: reaching out to Chris Harrison to officiate your wedding and
Speaker 1: him saying, yes, that's pretty cool. It's honestly such a
Speaker 1: cool Probably was such a cool experience for that person.
Speaker 2: I don't think he'd say us for us, I'm just kidding.
Speaker 1: He probably would have. Yeah, maybe I don't know who
Speaker 1: officiated your wedding. Again, it wasn't it your It was
Speaker 1: a lot. It was a lot, that's right, Yeah, it
Speaker 1: was a lot. I like, I like when people have
Speaker 1: like a personal friend officiate, Like we just knew he
Speaker 1: would do the best job. You know, he was there.
Speaker 3: In terms of our story from real for the whole thing,
Speaker 3: you know, even if he was, you know, being a
Speaker 3: dick on the show sometimes, like he was still very
Speaker 3: much involved in there. And then you know, we'd always
Speaker 3: see him after the show and get dinner with him together,
Speaker 3: and so yeah, he was just very integral and you know,
Speaker 3: important to us. And we also were like because initially
Speaker 3: it was gonna be Tanner, Tanner was going to marry us,
Speaker 3: and then even Tanner was like, you should have a
Speaker 3: lot officiate you guys, cause he's going to do such
Speaker 3: a better job than me and you're not hurting my feelings.
Speaker 3: And we're like, all right, we'll go with Alan.
Speaker 2: Nice.
Speaker 1: But also it wasn't Tanner like about to have a
Speaker 1: baby Jade and Tanner.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and they didn'tven come to the wedding, so it
Speaker 3: worked out. And then Jade got pregnant and he was like,
Speaker 3: well it actually worked out where I you know, I don't.
Speaker 1: Know if I'm gonna be able to go.
Speaker 3: So and Alan was super funny a line texted us
Speaker 3: kind of a lot and was like, just tell me
Speaker 3: what I need to do, Like tell me if I
Speaker 3: need to break Tanner's leg, I will in order to
Speaker 3: officiate this wedding. So it was cool that Alan wanted
Speaker 3: you so badly, which made us also want Alan to
Speaker 3: officiate it.
Speaker 1: Such a sweet, sweet man.
Speaker 3: How far down that list was I for officiating? Who
Speaker 3: I mean? You were pretty low? Hellow fight? I guess, well,
Speaker 3: here's so where's Nick and where's Dean?
Speaker 1: No, I don't need to be compared to Nick.
Speaker 3: I'm just curious where I was A great question. Nick
Speaker 3: was probably pretty close to the top.
Speaker 1: That's fine. I'm not trying to I'm trying to have
Speaker 1: any beef with Nick. I'm just curious how many people
Speaker 1: would have had to gotten sick for me to step
Speaker 1: up and officiate the wedding fifty I don't know.
Speaker 3: No, no, no, no, I don't think it would have
Speaker 3: been that far down, because you know, we would obviously
Speaker 3: looked at our wedding party next or family members who
Speaker 3: would have and.
Speaker 1: I would have dad if you got to any of
Speaker 1: the clergy in the area, and if like they weren't available,
Speaker 1: then you could go.
Speaker 3: No, I think you would have been.
Speaker 1: I think you would have been pretty up there.
Speaker 3: It would have been like you would have been.
Speaker 1: I think you probably would have been top five, top ten, Oh,
Speaker 1: top ten. I think top five was generous. I'll be
Speaker 1: top ten for sure.
Speaker 3: Well, because I was trying to think, I was like
Speaker 3: Nick would probably be up there, just because he would
Speaker 3: do a very good job.
Speaker 1: But honestly, like who else would marry us?
Speaker 3: I have no idea, Like I wouldn't want my parents
Speaker 3: to do it or were parents, And then like a
Speaker 3: lot of my friends wouldn't want to do it. You
Speaker 3: know a lot of the guys that are not applauded
Speaker 3: to the franchise, like by Buddy Kenny or Chad or
Speaker 3: Paul or Eric.
Speaker 1: There's no shot.
Speaker 3: So it really would have came down Ben Ben would
Speaker 3: have been up there.
Speaker 1: Ben Ben would have been up there. That would have
Speaker 1: been right behind a lawn probably.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Ben Ben might have been number three on that list,
Speaker 3: behind Tanner and a lawn. So then you got Ben
Speaker 3: Nick is probably up there. But dude, you would have
Speaker 3: been out there too, because we would have been like,
Speaker 3: all right, who's gonna do a good job? And who
Speaker 3: knows us? And you you hit both that criteria.
Speaker 1: I'll take it. I remember I have given what like
Speaker 1: one speech at a wedding at my brother's and I
Speaker 1: kind of but definitely didn't write anything down. I just
Speaker 1: kind of like hearing my talking points, I thought I
Speaker 1: was hilarious. I don't think I got a single laugh
Speaker 1: the entire time.
Speaker 2: I think you did. Yes, he did.
Speaker 1: No, I don't remember. I just remember. I remember.
Speaker 2: It was like kind of an odd crowd.
Speaker 1: No they I mean they're all my brother's friends.
Speaker 2: Well some of them just like weren't laughing at anything.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's true.
Speaker 2: They were like, very stiff laugh.
Speaker 1: Come on, I'm pouring my heart out up here. Give
Speaker 1: me a couple laughs.
Speaker 2: It was a stiff night.
Speaker 3: Before I went up to give my speech at Nick's wedding,
Speaker 3: I was with Joe and Ben and I was like, listen,
Speaker 3: you guys laugh and you laugh hard, because if you
Speaker 3: start laughing, everybody else will start laughing. So I told
Speaker 3: him the first line, you know where I talk about Nick,
Speaker 3: me and the pain in the ass, And I was like,
Speaker 3: when I hit that note, I better hear both of
Speaker 3: you loud, Like, this is not this is no time
Speaker 3: for jokes. This is not mess around time. Okay, this
Speaker 3: is friend time. I need you there, I need you laughing.
Speaker 3: This has to happen.
Speaker 1: They laughed. I couldn't hear it, though. Definitely helps to
Speaker 1: have some plants in the audience. I think like I
Speaker 1: was making some good jokes at that wedding, and Kayln
Speaker 1: was just silent as a bug I was laughing right,
Speaker 1: hagging me out to drive.
Speaker 2: Me and Avery were both sitting next to each other
Speaker 2: laugh and so hard.
Speaker 1: That's right.
Speaker 3: I guess you were kind of like on the away
Speaker 3: from the crowd.
Speaker 1: You were in the crowd. Yeah, that's fair. I used
Speaker 1: to have if you're a public speaking But then I
Speaker 1: just kind of stopped caring so much, I think, and I.
Speaker 3: Still made that you went on TV.
Speaker 1: I honestly think that was a big part of it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that definitely, I can see why. That definitely helped, But
Speaker 1: there's probably more to it than that. I just remember
Speaker 1: I think I probably talked about this on this podcast before,
Speaker 1: but like in college, when you're giving a presentation in
Speaker 1: class and you're so nervous for it, and then like
Speaker 1: you're sitting there waiting for your turn when all the
Speaker 1: other presenters are going and like you're not even paying
Speaker 1: a lick of attention to it. So I was My
Speaker 1: concept of thinking was always like, if I'm not paying
Speaker 1: attention to them, they're not paying attention to me, why
Speaker 1: would I be nervous about saying something that no one's
Speaker 1: even paying attention to. I'll just say whatever and take
Speaker 1: the seat and move on. With my life, you know, agree,
Speaker 1: But yeah, being on TV has definitely helped kind of,
Speaker 1: but not for you. It sounds like Kaitlin, I think I.
Speaker 2: Like reverted after COVID because I did pageants. I was
Speaker 2: fine with public speaking when on television, and then now I.
Speaker 1: Just with pageants.
Speaker 3: Though.
Speaker 1: Can I ask when you're up there on the stage
Speaker 1: in a pageant and you're like giving your not like
Speaker 1: a speech, but like an answer to a question, which
Speaker 1: is what you guys do? Right?
Speaker 3: You can't really see the crowd. It's isn't it just
Speaker 3: like a black abyss?
Speaker 2: It depends on the where you're at, where you're Sometimes
Speaker 2: you can, like in Miss USA you could see a
Speaker 2: little bit. You can see the judges faces, you could
Speaker 2: see the people in the first row, and uh, there's
Speaker 2: no time for nerves. It's live television.
Speaker 1: It's a good answer. Was there ever a question that
Speaker 1: you answered and afterwards you were like, I totally messed
Speaker 1: that up?
Speaker 2: Oh every time, because you're just kind of speaking out
Speaker 2: of your butt basically, and you're like, Okay, I've got
Speaker 2: sixty seconds before I get danged. Everyone's judging me, everyone's
Speaker 2: critiquing every little thing I say. People typically make up
Speaker 2: words like new words for the first time, and you're
Speaker 2: just panicked.
Speaker 1: Well especially too, it's like you have to talk for
Speaker 1: almost exactly sixty seconds. If you talk for fifty, everyone's like, ooh.
Speaker 2: She's ing a point deductive for it's probably honestly thirty seconds,
Speaker 2: but I think short and sweet, like fifteen is the
Speaker 2: good mark.
Speaker 3: Do you remember a specific answer that you gave?
Speaker 2: They were like, uh, I honestly can't remember my final
Speaker 2: question at Miss USA, but yeah, I have no idea.
Speaker 3: What was your talent?
Speaker 2: We didn't have one. We Miss USA was the one
Speaker 2: owned by Donald Trump.
Speaker 1: That's right.
Speaker 3: We talked about this before, so Miss America was the
Speaker 3: talent owner.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but Miss USA, like I said, last week, Miss
Speaker 2: USA resigned first time. Yeah, first time, and Miss USA
Speaker 2: has ever resigned. And then Miss ten USA resigned two
Speaker 2: days later, and it is so crazy. This new owner
Speaker 2: just seems such a monster and it's just like bullying them.
Speaker 2: And then I saw something.
Speaker 1: That he's worse than Donald Trump.
Speaker 2: She is, yes, well, no, I don't know. Actually Donald
Speaker 2: was just so creepy. I don't know, I don't but
Speaker 2: she is just like bullying them and speaking poorly about them.
Speaker 2: The Miss teen USA couldn't speak to her without her
Speaker 2: parents present because it got so bad and toxic. And
Speaker 2: then Miss USA I saw an article she like went
Speaker 2: to Miss USA and Miss Universe, the organization, and she
Speaker 2: was like, hey, I was sexually harassed during this appearance.
Speaker 2: I was in a car with this man who was
Speaker 2: super inappropriate. And the response from the president was, well,
Speaker 2: you need to expect that, like, get over at your
Speaker 2: Miss USA. It's to be expected.
Speaker 1: Like what damn?
Speaker 2: So it's it's a madness right now.
Speaker 1: That's probably partly why they resigned, oh for sure.
Speaker 2: And she's just allegedly very mean to them.
Speaker 1: Also, don't think it paid like only twenty thousand dollars
Speaker 1: for the year something like really low.
Speaker 2: I think it is twenty yeah, like.
Speaker 1: It should be way. It should it be more. I
Speaker 1: don't know, but like they do a lot of work, right,
Speaker 1: like your friends on it, and she it seemed like
Speaker 1: she was working really hard that entire year, yeah, NonStop,
Speaker 1: for not a reasonable amount of money for how much
Speaker 1: work she was.
Speaker 2: Doing, right, And then they're supposed to make for your
Speaker 2: housing When I did it, you got an apartment in
Speaker 2: New York overlooking Central Park. Now it's like Miami and
Speaker 2: you're supposed to get a car and all this stuff,
Speaker 2: and they weren't fulfilling their prize package, and then they
Speaker 2: weren't paying most of their employees. So it's pretty toxic.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Do you think pageants in general are just.
Speaker 2: I think it's over you do.
Speaker 1: Yeah, if you had a daughter, would you want her
Speaker 1: to be pageants?
Speaker 2: I mean I only did it because I was so shy,
Speaker 2: and it was a way to get me out of
Speaker 2: my shyness. So if she was shy and wanted to,
Speaker 2: but I don't, I don't know. It just messed me
Speaker 2: up in a lot of ways. Like when I was fifteen,
Speaker 2: I have a grown man telling me my thighs are
Speaker 2: too big. You know, it's just a little gross.
Speaker 1: So what would you rather your daughter do?
Speaker 2: Soccer?
Speaker 1: Soccer? Soccer was fun. Yeah, all the hot girls in
Speaker 1: high school played soccer.
Speaker 2: That's what I wanted to be. But I did imagine
Speaker 2: since theead.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, I don't know. I think you're the
Speaker 1: hottest girl only the entire world. But if a girl
Speaker 1: in our high school did pageants, we probably would kind
Speaker 1: of have laughed a little bit at it. Yeah, kind
Speaker 1: of like why but our high school was just like
Speaker 1: not really normal high school. Like the cheerleaders. No one
Speaker 1: really cared about the cheerleaders all that much. It was
Speaker 1: just like sports. If you weren't playing sports, you were
Speaker 1: kind of, you know, not cool. Yeah maybe, yeah, a loser.
Speaker 1: You're trying to say. Yeah, that what I'm trying to say.
Speaker 1: I guess so. But now that I'm older, like if
Speaker 1: I have a daughter or a son, I would want
Speaker 1: them to be like in plays, and I would want
Speaker 1: them to focus on painting, and I would make them
Speaker 1: read a book every single you know, like that kind
Speaker 1: of stuff. Whereas like when I was in high school,
Speaker 1: that was the last thing on my mind. But now
Speaker 1: that I'm in my thirties, I think like that type
Speaker 1: of learning and competition could be really fun for them.
Speaker 2: I agree, our kids are going to be musicians and
Speaker 2: learn a lot of different languages.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, it's funny like you, Yeah, in high school
Speaker 1: you're kind of like anti education, and then you get
Speaker 1: a little older and you're like, oh my gosh, it's
Speaker 1: probably like the best thing ever to be as big
Speaker 1: good educatords you possibly can be. Yeah, I don't know,
Speaker 1: And hey.
Speaker 3: If that's pageants, if we have a son and he
Speaker 3: wants to be in pageants.
Speaker 1: Bring it on.
Speaker 2: I just think pageants are going to be gone fairly soon.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that probably will be seems like a relic of
Speaker 3: the past.
Speaker 2: Yeah, for sure.
Speaker 1: So no more pageants for the kids, I guess. Yeah,
Speaker 1: what about like you could maybe like spin off like
Speaker 1: an ethical pageant tree coaching here in the small town
Speaker 1: that we live in.
Speaker 2: Well, Ben Higgins met one of the girls who's competing
Speaker 2: for this year at Miss USA and introduced us and
Speaker 2: was She was like, can you coach me? And I
Speaker 2: was like, oh my god, I don't remember anything that
Speaker 2: I can try. So I've been doing my best to
Speaker 2: coach a tiny bit.
Speaker 3: I'm thinking when you get coached, like what do you
Speaker 3: what do you coach?
Speaker 2: Walking? Yes, that makes sense.
Speaker 1: One of my friends in LA was a walking coach.
Speaker 1: Really yeah, And I was like, can you teach me?
Speaker 1: Because I have made me? Yeah, I've been made fun
Speaker 1: of how I walk for my entire life. If you
Speaker 1: could just teach me how to walk for just a
Speaker 1: thirty minute session, I'd be forever in your dad.
Speaker 2: Well, you've never asked me.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I kind of like, stop caring. I guess a
Speaker 1: little bit about it.
Speaker 3: If you want to make fun of me for the
Speaker 3: way that I walk, they're not people I want to
Speaker 3: be hanging out with.
Speaker 1: A yeah, exactly.
Speaker 2: The things that you harp on yourself about it are
Speaker 2: so no.
Speaker 1: I well, obviously I've got some trauma from it. It
Speaker 1: was one of the things that people every day at
Speaker 1: school would be like, Dean's walking like he's got a
Speaker 1: bildo up his butt, and I'd be like, I don't
Speaker 1: I promised. Do you want to see? It's just I've
Speaker 1: got through torn acls. I got really tight hips.
Speaker 2: Too, torn acls. Yeah, how are you walking?
Speaker 1: Well? Like I've recovered from them at that point. But
Speaker 1: you know.
Speaker 2: I see, yeah, you have a great walks.
Speaker 1: Great walk my gate, she said, I need a better gate.
Speaker 2: No, it's perfect.
Speaker 1: Don't lie to me.
Speaker 2: I'm serious.
Speaker 1: I could see your judgy eyes every time I walk
Speaker 1: around the house like that guy's needs so much work.
Speaker 2: But sometimes you just stomp around the house like so loud.
Speaker 1: Yeah I got heavy heels, but not when you're sleeping.
Speaker 1: I'm on the balls in my feet the entire time.
Speaker 1: I'm like a little little fairy floating around the house.
Speaker 1: Not a single sound has been made past nine pm
Speaker 1: in this house when I'm walking around unless the door
Speaker 1: is closed and I'm like getting another glass of whiskey
Speaker 1: or something that. Yeah, maybe I stump a little bit sometimes,
Speaker 1: but you can't hear through the doors.
Speaker 2: Yes.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Also, I've noticed you have been sleeping with your
Speaker 1: sound machine lately.
Speaker 2: I've been slepping with headphones.
Speaker 1: Yes.
Speaker 3: Oh, maybe it's like a fan that I heard this morning.
Speaker 1: Yeah I can. Yeah, I just don't like that noise.
Speaker 2: Well, it's funny because I've slept with the fan since
Speaker 2: Dean and I started dating five years ago, and only recently,
Speaker 2: like three months ago, he told me it bothered him.
Speaker 1: I just don't like it. It's like kind of like nails
Speaker 1: on a chalkboard for me. Get over it.
Speaker 2: It's been four and a half years.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and I've had the worst leave of my life
Speaker 3: for the past four and a half years. Before before
Speaker 3: the Fay and I was sleeping like a baby every
Speaker 3: single night. Tom Brady regrets doing the roast. It's so ridiculous.
Speaker 1: Oh really, did you see the roast?
Speaker 2: I tried watching it and I just didn't enjoy it.
Speaker 2: For one second.
Speaker 1: I was wondering why I want to go put it
Speaker 1: on Netflix and it stead her zoom watching and I
Speaker 1: was like, I don't think I started this.
Speaker 2: Well. I was listening to a podcast and they were
Speaker 2: recapping it. Nicki Glazer was on it and she was
Speaker 2: talking about it, and I love her.
Speaker 1: Yeah, she's funny.
Speaker 3: I can't believe what a pop quotes were phenomenon in
Speaker 3: it became yeah everybody, it was just not.
Speaker 2: Great to me. And then I wanted to see Nicki
Speaker 2: and I wanted to see Kim but everyone else. I
Speaker 2: was like, Oh, it's so mean.
Speaker 1: You don't like people being mean is what it is. Yes,
Speaker 1: it's meant to be.
Speaker 3: It's just all joking, you know, it's just meant to
Speaker 3: be a roast. But the idea. He said that he
Speaker 3: regrets the way it affected his kids. It's like, bro,
Speaker 3: I love you more than anything, but like, dude, chill out. Okay,
Speaker 3: what do you mean the way it's affected your kids.
Speaker 3: Nobody talked about your kids. Every time the jokes about
Speaker 3: Giselle with the well the jiu jitsus teacher, Well, guess what,
Speaker 3: it's a rose.
Speaker 1: They're joking. Yep, they're gonna joke that she's.
Speaker 2: I didn't even know about that, did she really, I don't.
Speaker 1: She went on a trip with him after they divorced
Speaker 1: or something, right, it was like very fast. So people
Speaker 1: were like, oh, she obviously cheated, and it's like, who cares.
Speaker 3: They could have been separated, they were probably over for
Speaker 3: a while, ale and just like, I don't know, it
Speaker 3: doesn't really bother me, but I do. What bothers me
Speaker 3: is the idea that Brady regrets it. What I think
Speaker 3: happened is that Gizelle probably called him or talked to
Speaker 3: him and was like, do you know what this is
Speaker 3: doing to our kids and our family the way people
Speaker 3: are talking to us about it now? And so he's
Speaker 3: probably like, oh, like she's pissed off or you know,
Speaker 3: all right, you know I regret doing it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, wasn't there like a dating room or about them?
Speaker 1: At one point?
Speaker 2: That's what she talked about, did Yeah?
Speaker 3: Kim k Kim kay? Thank you Amy's.
Speaker 2: Pop culture Kim Amy, I told you this?
Speaker 1: Do you know how I found out about that?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Dave Portnoy from Barstool, Oh, because I follow Portnoy and
Speaker 3: he's a huge swiftye And he posted about this song
Speaker 3: called thank You Amy, which capitalizes the k I am
Speaker 3: Kim so stupid, but very entertaining, very funny.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and all of her comments are just Amy Amy
Speaker 2: Amy Amy Amy are strong force.
Speaker 1: They are strong. Well. I think that's gonna do it
Speaker 1: for this week's podcast. Yeah, Jared's got some sandwiches to
Speaker 1: go bake up real quick for everyone.
Speaker 3: Actually in front of house today.
Speaker 1: I gotta make coffees. Okay.
Speaker 3: I tell everybody that Dean wants to come and just work,
Speaker 3: not even promote it, so they're excited for you to
Speaker 3: come and work a shift. I'm going to teach you
Speaker 3: how to froth milk. What's minimum wage in Rhode Island fourteen?
Speaker 3: Oh heck yeah, tell me about it, bro. Plus they
Speaker 3: get tipped out nice. All right, you're gonna make the
Speaker 3: most money you've made since you've done whatever brand deal
Speaker 3: you did last I'm going to donate all my tips
Speaker 3: to the nearest animal shelter.
Speaker 1: We're not going to make that much.
Speaker 3: We'll be like thirty bucks, but hey, thirty bucks towards
Speaker 3: the home, you know, and pay.
Speaker 1: For a day it was worth of a dog's food. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it'd be awesome. Yeah, we do need to figure that out.
Speaker 1: I'm serious, Like, what's serious too about this? Actually because
Speaker 1: we're going to Europe and then we have a wedding
Speaker 1: in when are we going to Europe in September? And
Speaker 1: then we have a wedding in Jersey in September, So
Speaker 1: maybe around like September twenty first dish, I can come
Speaker 1: in Barista for day September, Oh.
Speaker 2: Yeah, because we'll yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1: It'll be nice. Can I do that? Of course I
Speaker 1: could do that. I can't be there for like the
Speaker 1: weekend probably like the heavy shift, but I could be
Speaker 1: like Monday morning, Monday morning.
Speaker 3: I fully expect you to walk through these doors eight am,
Speaker 3: full black, closed toes shoes.
Speaker 1: What's your busiest day of the week? Is it the weekends?
Speaker 3: Really depends? Yeah, I mean Saturday definitely. Sales wise, is
Speaker 3: our busiest day, highest volume, So I guess Saturday. Yeah,
Speaker 3: but Mondays are pretty good. Mondays are decent. Depends, you know,
Speaker 3: when does it start? It'll probably be done by then.
Speaker 3: Maybe what's its face?
Speaker 1: Golden Bachelor it would be, wouldn't it be? Isn't a
Speaker 1: Bachelor's January? Yeah?
Speaker 3: Maybe Golden bachelortt Yeah, which they officially announced.
Speaker 1: Yeah. How far is it? How long does it take
Speaker 1: to get from Jersey to Rhode Island. Probably like an hour, no,
Speaker 1: about three hours via car via car. Yes, okay, that's
Speaker 1: really not that bad. We could do that.
Speaker 3: It's not that bad at all, Man, make a day trip.
Speaker 2: Is the weather still nice and end of September?
Speaker 3: September is really nice, very summer like perfect?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I know. No, you guys got married in August, so.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's very August, very similar weather to what you
Speaker 3: felt that weekend. All right, put me down on the
Speaker 3: books for September twenty fourth. All right, I'll start scheduling
Speaker 3: it right now.
Speaker 1: Perfect. I'll put you on the schedule. I'll put you
Speaker 1: on shifts. No, what's our wedding anniversary. It's September twenty third.
Speaker 3: Yes, yeah, well don't you're not working on the twenty third.
Speaker 1: I'll tell you that much. Yeah, I mean, hey, come
Speaker 1: celebrate Devon Klen's first wedding anniversary Audrey's steak cast.
Speaker 3: You call in sick that day, that would be cool.
Speaker 3: Let me come in and grilluz some mistakes for the customers.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't.
Speaker 3: We don't have steaks. But come on, it's a special
Speaker 3: day if you want, it's your wedding anniversary. Man, you're
Speaker 3: not gonna let me grow some stakes in your restaurant
Speaker 3: on my wedding anniversary. No, you'll set off the fire alarm.
Speaker 1: All right, we do around back. I guess all right,
Speaker 1: that is gonna do it. We're going off on a
Speaker 1: tangent here. Thank you guys so much for listening to
Speaker 1: this week's episode of Suckers. I've been dean.
Speaker 2: Oh we're doing that. I've been killen.
Speaker 3: We're not doing that.
Speaker 1: We're not doing that. Be sure to tune in next week,
Speaker 1: or maybe we suck just a little bit less