WEBVTT - 4th String Officiant

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<v Speaker 1>This is Suckers Bell. I'm Dean Bell and I'm Jared

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<v Speaker 1>han An.

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<v Speaker 2>iHeartRadio podcast.

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<v Speaker 1>Hello everybody, and welcome to an all new episode of Suckers.

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<v Speaker 1>I am a polar Bear. Today we are joined by

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<v Speaker 1>my lovely wife here in studio in Colorado and Jared

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<v Speaker 1>from the back alleys of Audrey's out there in the island.

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<v Speaker 3>It looks like back alley, back office. Just pretty depressing.

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<v Speaker 3>Look in here.

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<v Speaker 1>What's going on? Jared? Why did we get you in

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<v Speaker 1>the in the the work office today? Oh?

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<v Speaker 3>So an employee had to call out. She's fine, she

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<v Speaker 3>was in an accident. She's okay though. Most support thing,

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<v Speaker 3>but couldn't work. So I came into work today and

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<v Speaker 3>then here I am recording the podcast, recording Suckers live

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<v Speaker 3>from Audrey's.

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<v Speaker 1>Nice. Well, we're happy to have you. We're glad you

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<v Speaker 1>could join us despite all things being as they are.

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<v Speaker 1>So everything's good with her. You're saying, that's good.

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<v Speaker 3>Everything's good, you know. Ashley and I went to Journer

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<v Speaker 3>last night. I at Kapital Grill and Providence is for

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<v Speaker 3>some ever went to the Capitol Grill there. It was

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<v Speaker 3>very nice, very expensive. I got a bone in rabbi.

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<v Speaker 3>That was seventy four dollars just just for the rabbi.

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<v Speaker 3>It was pretty pretty good. Then you got to buy

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<v Speaker 3>the sides, but it was nice. We had a gift

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<v Speaker 3>card it was from Others Days, so we went out.

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<v Speaker 1>It was sidet the bar. It was really nice time.

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<v Speaker 1>What I don't understand about that, And don't get me wrong,

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<v Speaker 1>I do that often too. Like if Kaylin and I

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<v Speaker 1>go out and have a nice dinner, typically what I'll

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<v Speaker 1>order is the most expensive steak that I can get,

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<v Speaker 1>which is around that range of seventy five dollars. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>what I don't get about it is sometimes it's good,

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<v Speaker 1>sometimes it's not as good as it should be for

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<v Speaker 1>the price that you're paying for it. I'll just pay

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<v Speaker 1>twenty five dollars at the supermarket, grill it myself for

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<v Speaker 1>in ten minutes, and it's going to be perfect every

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<v Speaker 1>single time, as good. Yeah, as good, if not better,

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<v Speaker 1>because I have like the appreciation of knowing that I

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<v Speaker 1>cooked it for myself. That's but like I said, I

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<v Speaker 1>still order the steak whenever we have like a nice

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<v Speaker 1>dinner together. So I mean, I'm not faulting anyone for

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<v Speaker 1>doing that. Ice is the prices just get out of control. Sometimes.

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<v Speaker 2>It's also like ordering a salad that costs thirty dollars,

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<v Speaker 2>it's like twenty dollars and then you had ten dollars

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<v Speaker 2>for chicken. Yeah, you could make a salad at home

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<v Speaker 2>for like five.

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<v Speaker 1>Some menu items there just don't seem proportionally priced. Like

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<v Speaker 1>I'll get a cheeseburger for twelve dollars because that's probably

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<v Speaker 1>about what I would spend if I went to the

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<v Speaker 1>store and got all the ingredients for it. French fries.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not making French fries at home, so I'll gladly

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<v Speaker 1>buy some at the restaurant. But when I can capably

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<v Speaker 1>make something at home, like a steak, and like I said,

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<v Speaker 1>I still do it. So I'm kind of wait, you

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<v Speaker 1>can't make a cheeseburger. I can't. No, I guess I could.

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<v Speaker 1>I guess I could. But like you know, sometimes they've

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<v Speaker 1>got nice buns. I don't really know where the lettuce

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<v Speaker 1>is in the grocery store, So what am I going

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<v Speaker 1>to do about that? Yeah? Be healthy like that. Sometimes

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<v Speaker 1>they have like a kool aoli that they spread on it.

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<v Speaker 2>All of these things you can make.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, but what did Ashley order? I don't remember. Is

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<v Speaker 1>she like eating a bunch of crazy stuff because she's pregnant. No,

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<v Speaker 1>not crazy, so.

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<v Speaker 3>She can't eat anything because she's pregnant. Like I had

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<v Speaker 3>shrimp cocktails. She couldn't have that. Uh, I guess. Like

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<v Speaker 3>she had a caesar salad with no anchovies. I remember that,

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<v Speaker 3>but salad, just the salad, which is very good. I

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<v Speaker 3>don't like anchovies anyway. I don't think she does either.

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<v Speaker 3>But I got the steak, I got the robot. If

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<v Speaker 3>you order caesar salad with no caesar, does it come

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<v Speaker 3>with dressing? Anchovies? Does it come with dressing?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 3>Part of this caesar dressing, Yeah, most of the time.

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<v Speaker 3>But a lot of people ask if you want anchovies

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<v Speaker 3>on top of the salad?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh no, no, no, no, no no. In France it's

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<v Speaker 1>they do that. Actually, Scotti is that restaurant or that

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<v Speaker 1>sandwich place. They used to have chicken caesar salad specials

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<v Speaker 1>for lunch in high school and they always put it

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<v Speaker 1>on and I'd be like, what are these little fish

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<v Speaker 1>doing on my salad? I don't want these here. Very gross. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>but I love caesar dressing. It's one of my favorite things.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, it's it's good. It's very fattening. It's wonderful. So

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<v Speaker 3>you guys went golfing, I saw.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, Klin's making a run for the LPGA. Obviously. She's

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<v Speaker 1>actually pretty funny. She mentioned years ago. I'm not going

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<v Speaker 1>to put you in last year, don't worry.

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<v Speaker 2>What did I mention?

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<v Speaker 1>She mentioned years ago, she was like, I'd really learn

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<v Speaker 1>love how to learn how to play golf. I'd be like,

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<v Speaker 1>oh great, So I got her set a club. She's

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<v Speaker 1>a lefty, so they're a little harder to find. We

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<v Speaker 1>went to the driving range once and she was smacking

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<v Speaker 1>the ball, crushing it. She was doing really well. And

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<v Speaker 1>then I don't really think she ever thought about those

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<v Speaker 1>golf clubs ever again. And then yesterday when we were

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<v Speaker 1>when we went to the golf course, we like had

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<v Speaker 1>to do something for a garment who we're working with

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<v Speaker 1>on Instagram, and we're like, let's get some golf stuff.

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<v Speaker 1>All get my golf stuff. We can bring our clubs.

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<v Speaker 1>You can hit the ball a couple of times, and

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<v Speaker 1>every time we would go to hit the shot like

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<v Speaker 1>a new shot, like after she hits, she would go

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<v Speaker 1>hit a new shot and we'd have to unwrap the

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<v Speaker 1>club because the club had never been used before.

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<v Speaker 2>So yeah, even the cart guys we were they're like, well,

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<v Speaker 2>put these in your trunk. They're like, oh my god,

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<v Speaker 2>these have never been touched.

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<v Speaker 1>So then then I was like, we're just gonna use

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<v Speaker 1>the seven iron the entire way in which probably is

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<v Speaker 1>the best club for you right now anyways.

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<v Speaker 2>But yeah, it was fun. But I've heard to never

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<v Speaker 2>let your husband teach you golf.

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<v Speaker 1>I've heard or teach your wife how to play golf.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, so I don't really want to learn from you

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<v Speaker 2>for that reason.

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<v Speaker 1>But you don't really want to learn from anyone. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't just don't think you want to learn.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I do. I just need perfect conditions. I need

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<v Speaker 2>it to be perfectly sunny, perfectly warm. I want a

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<v Speaker 2>glassy rose.

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<v Speaker 1>You had all those things when we were there. It

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<v Speaker 1>was cloudy, yeah, it was seventy degrees out.

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<v Speaker 2>It was cloudy.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, and your husband was teaching you.

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<v Speaker 2>I guess.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>No.

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<v Speaker 1>It's one of those things too, where it's like, I'd

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<v Speaker 1>love it if you learn how to play golf. We

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<v Speaker 1>could play occasionally together, but you know, Jared could probably

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<v Speaker 1>a test this too. One of the biggest appeals at

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<v Speaker 1>golf is like you're there with your boys. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Also, I couldn't even last nine rounds. I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>That was another thing too. We were on this, just

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<v Speaker 1>finished the second hole, going to the third hole. She's like,

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<v Speaker 1>so what, we only have like one or two more

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<v Speaker 1>holes left? And I was like, no, yeah, there's nine holes, right,

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<v Speaker 1>and she goes, yeah, that was wasn't that seven or eight?

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<v Speaker 3>No?

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<v Speaker 2>That long?

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<v Speaker 1>That was too. We have seven more holes to go. Wow,

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<v Speaker 1>I think it's a lost cause.

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<v Speaker 2>But no, I want to take lessons and then see

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<v Speaker 2>I've seen Aaron Limb, she's a host for E News.

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<v Speaker 2>She's been getting really into golf lessons and she was

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<v Speaker 2>just golfing, I think, with Bradley Cooper and like some

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<v Speaker 2>big A list guys and she was impressing them all.

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<v Speaker 1>So Bradley Cooper Golf's Calen starts to.

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<v Speaker 2>Go, oh, no, no, but she just looks really good

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<v Speaker 2>doing it. So I want to look good doing it.

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<v Speaker 2>I want to look like I know what I'm doing.

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<v Speaker 1>You look good until you start swinging, hey, and then

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<v Speaker 1>when you're done swinging, you start looking good again. You

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<v Speaker 1>look good around all the times that you're not hitting,

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<v Speaker 1>and you didn'tn't get me wrong. You didn't look bad

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<v Speaker 1>a couple of times, but get some lessons in you.

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<v Speaker 1>And this is coming from someone too that also looks

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<v Speaker 1>like my swing is atrocious too. So every time I

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<v Speaker 1>see a video of my swing, I'm like, oh my god,

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<v Speaker 1>I have zero athletic ability whatsoever. The fact that I

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<v Speaker 1>can even make contact is a miracle.

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<v Speaker 2>M that's enough golf talk for me.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, let's move on to the next thing. Kaylen's ready

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<v Speaker 1>to move on.

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<v Speaker 2>What did you guys do for Mother's Day? Jared?

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<v Speaker 1>Not much.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean, we went to dinner last night Sunday. I worked,

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<v Speaker 3>but then I got her flowers, I made her brownies,

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<v Speaker 3>I got her card, and then we went on to there.

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<v Speaker 1>So pretty low key. Yeah, it was very nice.

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<v Speaker 3>No, I mean, I like baking. I bake here, but

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<v Speaker 3>I also bake at home. But I mean I'm talking

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<v Speaker 3>about like I made Garret Delly brownie. So it's, you know,

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<v Speaker 3>really just mixing the batter with egg, vegetable oil, and

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<v Speaker 3>a little butter and then you've got brownies, you know,

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<v Speaker 3>pop it in at three seventy five, So pretty simple stuff.

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<v Speaker 3>I was going to decorate it, you know, and write

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<v Speaker 3>a happy Mother's Day on there with some sort of frosting.

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<v Speaker 3>But then I think that ruins the taste of the brownie.

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<v Speaker 3>You know, when you put like that red food coloring

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<v Speaker 3>or green food coloring on top to write out something,

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<v Speaker 3>I think it just doesn't taste good and it ruins

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<v Speaker 3>the taste of the brownie. And Ashley agreed, so I

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<v Speaker 3>explained that's why I didn't write anything on there, and

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<v Speaker 3>she appreciated that.

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<v Speaker 1>But it was nice.

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<v Speaker 3>She got to hang out with her mom too. She

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<v Speaker 3>was down in Virginia over the weekend. I was there

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<v Speaker 3>last week, so she got to spend some time with

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<v Speaker 3>her on Mother's Day and her sister, which I know

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<v Speaker 3>she loves. And Dawson's been great. He's just been peau Dawson,

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<v Speaker 3>super happy, super positive, just like so loving, so outgoing.

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<v Speaker 3>You know, he throws his hissy fits, but those are fine.

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<v Speaker 3>Majority of the time. He's been awesome. So it's been

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<v Speaker 3>It's been very good. I'm dreading the second one coming

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<v Speaker 3>and just ruining everything.

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<v Speaker 1>I want to go back to the I want to

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<v Speaker 1>go back to the brownies real quick. I feel like

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<v Speaker 1>those brownies, the ones that you made, are they possibly

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<v Speaker 1>have the best shelf life of any baked good in

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<v Speaker 1>existence you make, because you know, you get like those

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<v Speaker 1>big glass kind of like what you basin things that

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<v Speaker 1>you bake them on right and the ends of it

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<v Speaker 1>get really nice and crusty and firm, and in middle

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<v Speaker 1>parts are so gooey and it's a big tray, so

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<v Speaker 1>you can't eat all of it at once, but you

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<v Speaker 1>like let it sit out on the counter for a

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<v Speaker 1>day or two days or three days, and every time

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<v Speaker 1>you go back to those brownies, they taste justice should

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<v Speaker 1>on day three than they do fresh out of the

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<v Speaker 1>of it. Yeah, do you guys agree with me?

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<v Speaker 3>I don't really know, honestly, what do you mean?

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<v Speaker 1>You don't know? You just made some four days ago?

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<v Speaker 3>No, no, no, I made him Monday, Monday? When the hell

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<v Speaker 3>did I make them Sunday's day? I had, so Sunday

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<v Speaker 3>night I made him. I had one yesterday and it

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<v Speaker 3>was still very fresh. So that's two days old, so

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<v Speaker 3>we're in a good start. But I feel like two

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<v Speaker 3>days old for a brownie is nothing. So I guess

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<v Speaker 3>you're right, just for the simple fact that I think

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<v Speaker 3>two days old for brownie is nothing which would equote,

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<v Speaker 3>you know, which would equal them having a long shelf

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<v Speaker 3>life because they got at least another week in there.

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<v Speaker 1>I just think those brownies are so I could eat

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<v Speaker 1>those brownies for breakfast and dinner every single day. We

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<v Speaker 1>kind of killing and I kind of have an issue whenever,

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<v Speaker 1>a conflict whenever, because she likes to bake cookies occasionally,

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<v Speaker 1>and I'll never say, notice some chocolate chip cookies, So

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<v Speaker 1>she'll bake them, ask me if I want some. Obviously

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<v Speaker 1>the answer is yes, But she really enjoys her cookies

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<v Speaker 1>a little soggy.

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<v Speaker 2>No, No, No, that cooking in the mountains is different,

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<v Speaker 2>and I've told you this, it's you have to there's

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<v Speaker 2>like different temperatures and baking requirements. Me and Jess have

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<v Speaker 2>talked about this a lot too. And if I cook

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<v Speaker 2>them the way that it says it on the package,

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<v Speaker 2>they get super super burned. So I undercook them.

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<v Speaker 1>But I thought you did that intentionally the last time

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<v Speaker 1>you made the cookies.

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<v Speaker 2>No, I just don't want them to burn, so I

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<v Speaker 2>got them under cooked instead.

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<v Speaker 1>So but is it every time you bake cookies now

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<v Speaker 1>or do you add like a couple of minutes to

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<v Speaker 1>the timing?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>Interesting?

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<v Speaker 3>Why is baking cookies in the mountains different.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know. I was talking to Jess and Trista

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<v Speaker 2>Sutter about this something with the elevation.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, yeah, the air is thinner, there's less air molecules

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<v Speaker 1>to interact making this up. Yeah, but I feel like

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<v Speaker 1>I'm probably close enough to be right.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, I would imagine it has something to do with

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<v Speaker 3>the elevation.

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<v Speaker 1>There's less air molecules and heat molecules to interact with

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<v Speaker 1>the baking ingredients to make it rise as fast.

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<v Speaker 2>But Trista, because before we moved here, Trista and Jess,

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<v Speaker 2>we're talking an Trista was like, you have to google

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<v Speaker 2>separate mountain instructions and like temperature of in everything.

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<v Speaker 1>When I go backpacking and I eat those like dehydrated meals,

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<v Speaker 1>it'll say boil water and put in and let's stand

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<v Speaker 1>for twelve minutes. Add five minutes for every five thousand

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<v Speaker 1>feet of elevation. You're at camping at thirteen thousand feet,

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<v Speaker 1>you'd have to add you know, thirteen minutes essentially to it.

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<v Speaker 2>But I think it cooks faster here. Am I wrong?

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<v Speaker 1>Uh?

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know. Actually, I don't know. It's a work

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<v Speaker 2>in progress.

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<v Speaker 1>That's like, yeah, no, I think it's slower because that's

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<v Speaker 1>like boiling noodles essentially would be the same thing. But yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>now that you mentioned, I'm not really sure exactly why

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<v Speaker 1>that is. It's definitely an elevation thing, one hundred percent.

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<v Speaker 2>But why do we blame everything on elevation here?

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<v Speaker 1>But that's just because everything can be blamed on elevation here.

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<v Speaker 1>But else do we blame on elevation?

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<v Speaker 2>Well, my mom was here last weekend and she had

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<v Speaker 2>one beer and she's like, whoa, I'm crazy And I

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<v Speaker 2>was like, well, it's elevation.

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<v Speaker 1>Elevation. Yeah, hey, you were really mean to me today. Elevation.

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<v Speaker 1>Why was she meet to elevation? Man, it was just

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<v Speaker 1>she's she was so elevated yesterday, so elevating. No, she was.

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<v Speaker 1>She's always an angel to me. I'm just saying whenever

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<v Speaker 1>you can just use it as an excuse for anything

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<v Speaker 1>these days. But yeah, yeah, golf was good. Mother's Day

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<v Speaker 1>was good. Kaylen's mom was out here for Mother's Day.

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<v Speaker 1>They seemed like they had a great weekend together.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it was really fun. I was at Pilate's and

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<v Speaker 2>then my Ploates friends were like, they're a local restaurant

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<v Speaker 2>is doing a Mother's Day floral workshop. So it was

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<v Speaker 2>my mom, my grandma, and my grandma's best friend and

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<v Speaker 2>we all went and made floral's for floral arrangements. It

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<v Speaker 2>was it was really fun, cute, quaint weekend.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. Nice. Also, I feel like we don't get to

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<v Speaker 1>see your mom offtit enough, so whenever she's here, it's

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<v Speaker 1>great that you guys get to spend some time like

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<v Speaker 1>that together.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, she's trying to move to Denver. Hopefully by next

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<v Speaker 2>year she'll be a little bit closer to us, which

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<v Speaker 2>would be nice because and we all know I hate

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<v Speaker 2>for Jay. Yes, so I'm not going back there anytime soon.

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<v Speaker 1>Be nice for me too. I would love to have

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<v Speaker 1>a mom again. I mean I have one again, but

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<v Speaker 1>it'd be nice to have one close. I got dear, Joe,

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<v Speaker 1>you got dere. But she's far. She's in Vegas, she's

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<v Speaker 1>in Denver. Yeah, she's back and forth. Yeah, still far.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, so we'll see.

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<v Speaker 1>But yeah, that's good that you guys had fun.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, very fun. Just showing him around town. We didn't

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<v Speaker 2>go into Aspin at all, but showed him around our

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<v Speaker 2>little cute town and they had a blast.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm like, really bad with parents. Like even on your

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<v Speaker 1>mom's in town, I just always kind of feel awkward,

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<v Speaker 1>like I don't belong, like I'm not allowed to have

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<v Speaker 1>a parent what. I don't know, That's just how I feel.

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<v Speaker 2>My mom's obsessive. So Dean met us for Mother's Day

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<v Speaker 2>on Sunday and she was so she was like, wait,

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<v Speaker 2>Dean's coming. She got so excited and so happy anytime

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<v Speaker 2>she gets to see it, she's just so joyful.

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<v Speaker 1>Just feel weird. I feel like a burden. Even like

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<v Speaker 1>yesterday I was at the gym and I saw Austin's mom, who,

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<v Speaker 1>like I lived with them for a summer when I

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<v Speaker 1>was in high school. And I'm like, I'm like, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>Like how do I stop? How do I end this conversation?

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<v Speaker 1>Like I'm I'm great, like happy to see you. But

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<v Speaker 1>I just always feel like I need to like escape

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<v Speaker 1>whenever I'm around parents.

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<v Speaker 3>No, it's always awkward saying hi to someone at the

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<v Speaker 3>gym too, yeah, because you have to like wave them down.

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<v Speaker 3>They have the EarPods in. We're all working out, we

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<v Speaker 3>don't feel even though we're working out, we feel terrible

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<v Speaker 3>about ourselves because we're working out. It's like I want

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<v Speaker 3>to I don't want to talk to anybody. I want

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<v Speaker 3>to get in, I want to get out. I don't

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<v Speaker 3>want to be here. You don't want to be here.

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<v Speaker 3>It's great seeing you. I don't want to talk to you.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't want to delay this anymore. Let's just move

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<v Speaker 3>on with our lives.

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<v Speaker 1>That's true. That's true.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it seems like everyone goes to our gym. We

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<v Speaker 2>see we run into everyone from town at our gym. Well,

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<v Speaker 2>I run into your friends, your golf buddies, our realtor,

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<v Speaker 2>Austin's mom, Austin's dad.

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<v Speaker 1>You've seen Elson's dad there?

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<v Speaker 2>No, but Boston told me his dad is there. It's

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<v Speaker 2>a small town we live in.

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<v Speaker 1>It was pretty funny. I saw Austin's mom at the gym,

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<v Speaker 1>and then I left the gym and went to Starbucks.

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<v Speaker 1>And while I was in line at Starbucks, I was

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<v Speaker 1>behind Austin's dad.

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<v Speaker 2>It's so crazy.

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<v Speaker 1>And then I went to the golf course just to

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<v Speaker 1>hit a bucket of balls, and Austin was at.

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<v Speaker 2>The Really, yeah, it is. It's so crazy how small

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<v Speaker 2>this town is. Because I get my nails done and

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<v Speaker 2>the person who owns the nail salon it's also a

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<v Speaker 2>hair Salon turns out to be the owner of one

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<v Speaker 2>of the houses we were under contract with. And who else. Oh,

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<v Speaker 2>I went to lunch yesterday with another girl we were

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<v Speaker 2>under contract with her house, and she's like, yeah, that

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<v Speaker 2>was my house, Olivia. And then also was at lunch

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<v Speaker 2>with a girl whose brother owned the wedding venue we

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<v Speaker 2>got married at, very small.

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<v Speaker 1>Small town. So you gotta you can't embarrass yourself too

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<v Speaker 1>much because.

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<v Speaker 2>Can't blame anything on elevation.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. Well, it's just like you know, in La, if

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<v Speaker 1>you embarrass yourself, I mean, you're not really embarrassing yourself

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<v Speaker 1>all that often. But like me, in my personal experience,

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<v Speaker 1>if I do something embarrassing in La at a bar,

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<v Speaker 1>I'd be like, oh, that was really embarrassing. Well, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>never going to see any of those people ever again.

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<v Speaker 2>Move on to a new friend group.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah well yeah, and even like you know, if you're

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<v Speaker 1>with your friend group, they'll like laugh at you, but

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<v Speaker 1>like the strangers probably think it's really weird.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Here, it's like you probably are going to run to

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<v Speaker 1>that person very frequently if you do something embarrassing.

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<v Speaker 2>It's crazy small, but I like it, I asked.

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<v Speaker 1>Kaylen Eilther night. What her favorite things about living in

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<v Speaker 1>Colorado are And would you say fresh air?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, I actually can't remember fresh air. I like how

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<v Speaker 2>nice people are. It just makes me so happy to

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<v Speaker 2>have such a great community of people.

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<v Speaker 1>Like give us an example.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, I went to the dandelion festival and everyone's just

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<v Speaker 2>so proud to live here. And Dina telling me so

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<v Speaker 2>that we have a dandelion festival every year, which is

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<v Speaker 2>when they stop spraying pesticides. So now it's a celebration.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, those are the only thing to celebrate anything these days.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's just cute.

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<v Speaker 1>This is the day we stopped spraying pesticides. Let's celebrate

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<v Speaker 1>a big day.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I don't know. It's yeah, it's good.

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<v Speaker 1>And the weather's starting to get nice out here too,

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<v Speaker 1>like it's been even though you guys had up blizzard

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<v Speaker 1>last week. Oh week, Yeah, we had a blozer last

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<v Speaker 1>week and now it's getting nice again, which is good.

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<v Speaker 3>Denver's so weird Colorado. Excuse me, Colorado is so weird

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<v Speaker 3>with weather. One day it's well, Denver's definitely weird too,

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<v Speaker 3>but one day it's snowing, and then at least here

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<v Speaker 3>there's some sort of progression there It's just like I

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<v Speaker 3>feel like thirty and snowy one day, and the next

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<v Speaker 3>day it's seventy and sunny, and then it stays seventy

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<v Speaker 3>and sunny. But then you'll have a thirty degree day

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<v Speaker 3>with snow there. That's why elevation keeps you on your toes. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>although it's tricky because I want to, like pluy, I

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<v Speaker 3>want to turn her outside water on, but I don't

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<v Speaker 3>want to turn it on because then, like what if

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<v Speaker 3>it freezes one night?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. Well, I had lunch with the girls yesterday and

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<v Speaker 2>they told me it went through mid June. Last year.

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<v Speaker 1>The snow last year was an exceptionally snowy spring. Though,

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<v Speaker 1>take it from someone that was climbing mountains in the spring.

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<v Speaker 1>It was very very snowy out there. This one actually

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<v Speaker 1>isn't so bad. But I do want to Yeah, there's yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>it doesn't. We want to climb some mountains and I

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<v Speaker 1>can't climb in center. I can't climb it. Well, I

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<v Speaker 1>was like, ah, no one cares about that, but I'll

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<v Speaker 1>say anyways, I do want to start cimbing some mountains,

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<v Speaker 1>but I can't climb any probably until July.

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<v Speaker 2>What up, bummer?

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<v Speaker 1>What am I supposed to do until July. I just

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<v Speaker 1>play golf every day. Fine, I guess twist my own. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>oh god, so's terrible. I'm actually going on a golf

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<v Speaker 1>trip this weekend with Ben and Wells.

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<v Speaker 2>So he's been looking forward to this since before Christmas.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, we've had playing probably since like August.

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<v Speaker 3>Where are you guys going?

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<v Speaker 1>We're going to Abandon Dunes in Oregon.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh no idea?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. Well so it is like the pre well not

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<v Speaker 1>the but like it is an incredible golf destination. Impossible

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<v Speaker 1>to get reservations. The fact that we even have them

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<v Speaker 1>as crazy to me. You have to, like you have

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<v Speaker 1>to book it out a year in advance. That's why

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<v Speaker 1>I've been so excited about it for so long.

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<v Speaker 3>So you guys only playing one round or are you

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<v Speaker 3>playing multiple?

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<v Speaker 1>Now we're there for two full days. We're playing two

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<v Speaker 1>rounds each day. You have to walk, no carts allowed, U.

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<v Speaker 1>Ben and Wells obviously are really good, and Wells's brother

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<v Speaker 1>is going to be there. He's really good. So I've

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<v Speaker 1>been trying to play a lot of golf to like

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<v Speaker 1>sort of be able to compete with them, and it's

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<v Speaker 1>not really going super well.

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<v Speaker 2>But it was funny because Brett bought the tickets and

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<v Speaker 2>then he called Dean and he's like, hey, are you

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<v Speaker 2>free these dates? I'm gonna give this to Wells for Christmas.

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<v Speaker 2>And then Dean gets a call from Wells on Christmas

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<v Speaker 2>and he's like, hey, man, do you want to come

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<v Speaker 2>to Banda Dunes? And he's like, I was invited back

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<v Speaker 2>in August, but.

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<v Speaker 1>Sure, yeah, yeah. I think I might blew that one

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<v Speaker 1>a little bit, Like I think Bred didn't give me

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<v Speaker 1>any like information on whether I should be like excited

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<v Speaker 1>about the invite or shit, Like you know what I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>maybe you should have been like, hey, by the way,

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<v Speaker 1>he's gonna probably call you and invite you, and act

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<v Speaker 1>like I haven't already invited he invites you, Yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>exactly exactly. But yeah, so that'll be fun. But you know,

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<v Speaker 1>no one really cares about golf here, I guess, so.

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<v Speaker 2>I think it'll be a great weekend for you. I

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<v Speaker 2>wish Jess wasn't dog sitting because then we could hang.

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<v Speaker 1>But I thought your friend's coming up into town.

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<v Speaker 2>She is marrying someone, so no, I'll just be home

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<v Speaker 2>alone all weekend.

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<v Speaker 1>What do you mean she's marrying someone?

0:20:01.960 --> 0:20:04.359
<v Speaker 2>Is marrying someone she is like the officiant.

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<v Speaker 1>MM, very cool. Yeah. If you were to ask to

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<v Speaker 1>officiate a wedding, would you do it? No, Oh, you

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<v Speaker 1>would say yes.

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<v Speaker 2>I I just don't love public speaking.

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<v Speaker 3>You would do it, though, you would say yes.

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<v Speaker 2>I like the dual thing, like maybe if me and

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<v Speaker 2>Dean did it together.

0:20:23.960 --> 0:20:25.879
<v Speaker 1>And then you chirp in for and then I just

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<v Speaker 1>a moment, and then afterwards everyone's like, Kaylen did such

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<v Speaker 1>a great job up there, and no one even acknowledges anything. Gosh,

0:20:33.760 --> 0:20:38.200
<v Speaker 1>marriage is just the best. Jared, would you have you

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<v Speaker 1>ever officiated a wedding?

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<v Speaker 3>I have not. I've only given I've gave a speech

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<v Speaker 3>at my buddy's wedding in Mexico.

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<v Speaker 1>Four years ago.

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<v Speaker 3>That's crazy those twenty twenty was four years ago, and

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<v Speaker 3>then I just recently gave a speech at next wedding.

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<v Speaker 3>But I've never officiated, and I don't think I will

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<v Speaker 3>ever officiate. I can't think of anybody who'd asked me

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<v Speaker 3>that I'm close enough that's.

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<v Speaker 1>Not didn't Ben do that at a fans wedding or

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<v Speaker 1>something like that. Maybe I don't know.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean, I'd be honored, But at the same time,

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<v Speaker 3>it's like I don't know these people. Ye, so how

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<v Speaker 3>can I like give a great It would just be

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<v Speaker 3>because I was on TV, which I get is.

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<v Speaker 1>Also pretty cool.

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<v Speaker 3>Like if Rob Thomas was like, Hey, I want to

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<v Speaker 3>officiate your wedding and be like, yeah, man, that'd be

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<v Speaker 3>the coolest thing. Ever, you don't know anything about me,

0:21:27.840 --> 0:21:30.280
<v Speaker 3>but I know so much about you. But at the

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<v Speaker 3>same time, like, how good could it be? Because like,

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<v Speaker 3>I don't if I officiated a wedding for a fan,

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<v Speaker 3>even though a fan of the show, not a fan

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<v Speaker 3>of us, but like, it would just be I wouldn't

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<v Speaker 3>be able to do a good job.

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<v Speaker 1>I remember what it was. We were in a pebble

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<v Speaker 1>beach in February and Chris Harrison was asked by a

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<v Speaker 1>fan to officiate their wedding and he said yes. I

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<v Speaker 1>was like, that's the coolest thing. Everson just reached out

0:21:54.800 --> 0:21:57.680
<v Speaker 1>to Chris Harrison asking I think, I'm like ninety percent

0:21:57.680 --> 0:22:00.000
<v Speaker 1>sure the story is true. Some random fan reached out

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<v Speaker 1>asking Chris and Lauren to be there at their wedding

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<v Speaker 1>and for Chris to officiate, and he said yes. He's like, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>it's next week. I'm super nervous. I'm like, wow, you

0:22:06.359 --> 0:22:08.239
<v Speaker 1>don't even know these people, like you could mess up

0:22:08.240 --> 0:22:11.280
<v Speaker 1>and that nothing will affect you negatively. And he's like, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>but I just really want to do a good job.

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<v Speaker 1>Give Chris some props for that. Yeah, he's a bonafide celebrity.

0:22:17.960 --> 0:22:21.840
<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, we're very we're fake celebrities. Could you imagine

0:22:22.080 --> 0:22:24.199
<v Speaker 1>like growing up watching The Bachelor, being a huge fan

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<v Speaker 1>of the show, and then getting married and just randomly

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<v Speaker 1>reaching out to Chris Harrison to officiate your wedding and

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<v Speaker 1>him saying, yes, that's pretty cool. It's honestly such a

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<v Speaker 1>cool Probably was such a cool experience for that person.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't think he'd say us for us, I'm just kidding.

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<v Speaker 1>He probably would have. Yeah, maybe I don't know who

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<v Speaker 1>officiated your wedding. Again, it wasn't it your It was

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<v Speaker 1>a lot. It was a lot, that's right, Yeah, it

0:22:48.520 --> 0:22:50.880
<v Speaker 1>was a lot. I like, I like when people have

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<v Speaker 1>like a personal friend officiate, Like we just knew he

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<v Speaker 1>would do the best job. You know, he was there.

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<v Speaker 3>In terms of our story from real for the whole thing,

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<v Speaker 3>you know, even if he was, you know, being a

0:23:06.480 --> 0:23:08.720
<v Speaker 3>dick on the show sometimes, like he was still very

0:23:08.760 --> 0:23:11.359
<v Speaker 3>much involved in there. And then you know, we'd always

0:23:11.400 --> 0:23:13.399
<v Speaker 3>see him after the show and get dinner with him together,

0:23:13.960 --> 0:23:17.440
<v Speaker 3>and so yeah, he was just very integral and you know,

0:23:17.520 --> 0:23:21.520
<v Speaker 3>important to us. And we also were like because initially

0:23:21.520 --> 0:23:23.719
<v Speaker 3>it was gonna be Tanner, Tanner was going to marry us,

0:23:24.280 --> 0:23:30.840
<v Speaker 3>and then even Tanner was like, you should have a

0:23:30.840 --> 0:23:33.040
<v Speaker 3>lot officiate you guys, cause he's going to do such

0:23:33.040 --> 0:23:35.400
<v Speaker 3>a better job than me and you're not hurting my feelings.

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<v Speaker 3>And we're like, all right, we'll go with Alan.

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<v Speaker 2>Nice.

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<v Speaker 1>But also it wasn't Tanner like about to have a

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<v Speaker 1>baby Jade and Tanner.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, and they didn'tven come to the wedding, so it

0:23:43.600 --> 0:23:46.040
<v Speaker 3>worked out. And then Jade got pregnant and he was like,

0:23:46.119 --> 0:23:48.640
<v Speaker 3>well it actually worked out where I you know, I don't.

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<v Speaker 1>Know if I'm gonna be able to go.

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<v Speaker 3>So and Alan was super funny a line texted us

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<v Speaker 3>kind of a lot and was like, just tell me

0:23:55.960 --> 0:23:57.960
<v Speaker 3>what I need to do, Like tell me if I

0:23:58.000 --> 0:24:00.600
<v Speaker 3>need to break Tanner's leg, I will in order to

0:24:00.600 --> 0:24:03.280
<v Speaker 3>officiate this wedding. So it was cool that Alan wanted

0:24:03.320 --> 0:24:05.840
<v Speaker 3>you so badly, which made us also want Alan to

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<v Speaker 3>officiate it.

0:24:07.040 --> 0:24:08.159
<v Speaker 1>Such a sweet, sweet man.

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<v Speaker 3>How far down that list was I for officiating? Who

0:24:15.400 --> 0:24:20.320
<v Speaker 3>I mean? You were pretty low? Hellow fight? I guess, well,

0:24:20.720 --> 0:24:22.640
<v Speaker 3>here's so where's Nick and where's Dean?

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<v Speaker 1>No, I don't need to be compared to Nick.

0:24:24.119 --> 0:24:27.040
<v Speaker 3>I'm just curious where I was A great question. Nick

0:24:27.119 --> 0:24:28.720
<v Speaker 3>was probably pretty close to the top.

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<v Speaker 1>That's fine. I'm not trying to I'm trying to have

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<v Speaker 1>any beef with Nick. I'm just curious how many people

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<v Speaker 1>would have had to gotten sick for me to step

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<v Speaker 1>up and officiate the wedding fifty I don't know.

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<v Speaker 3>No, no, no, no, I don't think it would have

0:24:40.440 --> 0:24:43.800
<v Speaker 3>been that far down, because you know, we would obviously

0:24:43.840 --> 0:24:48.040
<v Speaker 3>looked at our wedding party next or family members who

0:24:48.040 --> 0:24:48.840
<v Speaker 3>would have and.

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<v Speaker 1>I would have dad if you got to any of

0:24:50.320 --> 0:24:52.600
<v Speaker 1>the clergy in the area, and if like they weren't available,

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<v Speaker 1>then you could go.

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<v Speaker 3>No, I think you would have been.

0:24:54.240 --> 0:24:55.280
<v Speaker 1>I think you would have been pretty up there.

0:24:55.280 --> 0:24:56.600
<v Speaker 3>It would have been like you would have been.

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<v Speaker 1>I think you probably would have been top five, top ten, Oh,

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<v Speaker 1>top ten. I think top five was generous. I'll be

0:25:01.800 --> 0:25:02.520
<v Speaker 1>top ten for sure.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, because I was trying to think, I was like

0:25:03.760 --> 0:25:05.480
<v Speaker 3>Nick would probably be up there, just because he would

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<v Speaker 3>do a very good job.

0:25:08.280 --> 0:25:10.560
<v Speaker 1>But honestly, like who else would marry us?

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<v Speaker 3>I have no idea, Like I wouldn't want my parents

0:25:15.240 --> 0:25:19.960
<v Speaker 3>to do it or were parents, And then like a

0:25:19.960 --> 0:25:22.679
<v Speaker 3>lot of my friends wouldn't want to do it. You

0:25:22.720 --> 0:25:24.200
<v Speaker 3>know a lot of the guys that are not applauded

0:25:24.200 --> 0:25:26.680
<v Speaker 3>to the franchise, like by Buddy Kenny or Chad or

0:25:26.720 --> 0:25:27.560
<v Speaker 3>Paul or Eric.

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<v Speaker 1>There's no shot.

0:25:29.480 --> 0:25:31.920
<v Speaker 3>So it really would have came down Ben Ben would

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<v Speaker 3>have been up there.

0:25:32.520 --> 0:25:35.159
<v Speaker 1>Ben Ben would have been up there. That would have

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<v Speaker 1>been right behind a lawn probably.

0:25:36.560 --> 0:25:39.359
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, Ben Ben might have been number three on that list,

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<v Speaker 3>behind Tanner and a lawn. So then you got Ben

0:25:42.480 --> 0:25:44.119
<v Speaker 3>Nick is probably up there. But dude, you would have

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<v Speaker 3>been out there too, because we would have been like,

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<v Speaker 3>all right, who's gonna do a good job? And who

0:25:48.040 --> 0:25:52.880
<v Speaker 3>knows us? And you you hit both that criteria.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll take it. I remember I have given what like

0:25:55.960 --> 0:25:59.280
<v Speaker 1>one speech at a wedding at my brother's and I

0:25:59.480 --> 0:26:01.600
<v Speaker 1>kind of but definitely didn't write anything down. I just

0:26:01.640 --> 0:26:03.560
<v Speaker 1>kind of like hearing my talking points, I thought I

0:26:03.720 --> 0:26:06.680
<v Speaker 1>was hilarious. I don't think I got a single laugh

0:26:06.720 --> 0:26:07.520
<v Speaker 1>the entire time.

0:26:07.920 --> 0:26:10.120
<v Speaker 2>I think you did. Yes, he did.

0:26:10.240 --> 0:26:12.639
<v Speaker 1>No, I don't remember. I just remember. I remember.

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<v Speaker 2>It was like kind of an odd crowd.

0:26:15.240 --> 0:26:16.960
<v Speaker 1>No they I mean they're all my brother's friends.

0:26:17.080 --> 0:26:19.320
<v Speaker 2>Well some of them just like weren't laughing at anything.

0:26:19.400 --> 0:26:20.080
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that's true.

0:26:20.240 --> 0:26:21.679
<v Speaker 2>They were like, very stiff laugh.

0:26:21.720 --> 0:26:23.240
<v Speaker 1>Come on, I'm pouring my heart out up here. Give

0:26:23.240 --> 0:26:23.960
<v Speaker 1>me a couple laughs.

0:26:24.040 --> 0:26:24.880
<v Speaker 2>It was a stiff night.

0:26:25.440 --> 0:26:28.480
<v Speaker 3>Before I went up to give my speech at Nick's wedding,

0:26:28.760 --> 0:26:31.359
<v Speaker 3>I was with Joe and Ben and I was like, listen,

0:26:33.280 --> 0:26:36.879
<v Speaker 3>you guys laugh and you laugh hard, because if you

0:26:36.960 --> 0:26:40.400
<v Speaker 3>start laughing, everybody else will start laughing. So I told

0:26:40.480 --> 0:26:43.120
<v Speaker 3>him the first line, you know where I talk about Nick,

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<v Speaker 3>me and the pain in the ass, And I was like,

0:26:44.640 --> 0:26:48.000
<v Speaker 3>when I hit that note, I better hear both of

0:26:48.040 --> 0:26:52.040
<v Speaker 3>you loud, Like, this is not this is no time

0:26:52.080 --> 0:26:54.199
<v Speaker 3>for jokes. This is not mess around time. Okay, this

0:26:54.280 --> 0:26:57.119
<v Speaker 3>is friend time. I need you there, I need you laughing.

0:26:57.400 --> 0:26:58.240
<v Speaker 3>This has to happen.

0:26:59.480 --> 0:27:02.720
<v Speaker 1>They laughed. I couldn't hear it, though. Definitely helps to

0:27:02.760 --> 0:27:04.919
<v Speaker 1>have some plants in the audience. I think like I

0:27:04.960 --> 0:27:06.919
<v Speaker 1>was making some good jokes at that wedding, and Kayln

0:27:07.000 --> 0:27:11.680
<v Speaker 1>was just silent as a bug I was laughing right,

0:27:11.760 --> 0:27:12.720
<v Speaker 1>hagging me out to drive.

0:27:12.800 --> 0:27:14.760
<v Speaker 2>Me and Avery were both sitting next to each other

0:27:14.840 --> 0:27:15.480
<v Speaker 2>laugh and so hard.

0:27:15.520 --> 0:27:15.840
<v Speaker 1>That's right.

0:27:15.880 --> 0:27:17.879
<v Speaker 3>I guess you were kind of like on the away

0:27:17.880 --> 0:27:18.320
<v Speaker 3>from the crowd.

0:27:18.359 --> 0:27:21.720
<v Speaker 1>You were in the crowd. Yeah, that's fair. I used

0:27:21.720 --> 0:27:23.159
<v Speaker 1>to have if you're a public speaking But then I

0:27:23.200 --> 0:27:25.120
<v Speaker 1>just kind of stopped caring so much, I think, and I.

0:27:25.080 --> 0:27:26.600
<v Speaker 3>Still made that you went on TV.

0:27:27.280 --> 0:27:28.960
<v Speaker 1>I honestly think that was a big part of it. Yeah,

0:27:28.960 --> 0:27:32.840
<v Speaker 1>that definitely, I can see why. That definitely helped, But

0:27:33.040 --> 0:27:34.960
<v Speaker 1>there's probably more to it than that. I just remember

0:27:35.000 --> 0:27:37.320
<v Speaker 1>I think I probably talked about this on this podcast before,

0:27:37.320 --> 0:27:39.119
<v Speaker 1>but like in college, when you're giving a presentation in

0:27:39.200 --> 0:27:41.840
<v Speaker 1>class and you're so nervous for it, and then like

0:27:41.840 --> 0:27:43.560
<v Speaker 1>you're sitting there waiting for your turn when all the

0:27:43.600 --> 0:27:46.160
<v Speaker 1>other presenters are going and like you're not even paying

0:27:46.160 --> 0:27:48.040
<v Speaker 1>a lick of attention to it. So I was My

0:27:48.359 --> 0:27:50.400
<v Speaker 1>concept of thinking was always like, if I'm not paying

0:27:50.400 --> 0:27:52.719
<v Speaker 1>attention to them, they're not paying attention to me, why

0:27:52.760 --> 0:27:55.120
<v Speaker 1>would I be nervous about saying something that no one's

0:27:55.119 --> 0:27:57.560
<v Speaker 1>even paying attention to. I'll just say whatever and take

0:27:57.560 --> 0:28:01.000
<v Speaker 1>the seat and move on. With my life, you know, agree,

0:28:01.880 --> 0:28:03.800
<v Speaker 1>But yeah, being on TV has definitely helped kind of,

0:28:04.119 --> 0:28:06.560
<v Speaker 1>but not for you. It sounds like Kaitlin, I think I.

0:28:06.720 --> 0:28:10.199
<v Speaker 2>Like reverted after COVID because I did pageants. I was

0:28:10.200 --> 0:28:13.480
<v Speaker 2>fine with public speaking when on television, and then now I.

0:28:13.560 --> 0:28:15.360
<v Speaker 1>Just with pageants.

0:28:15.359 --> 0:28:15.479
<v Speaker 3>Though.

0:28:15.560 --> 0:28:17.159
<v Speaker 1>Can I ask when you're up there on the stage

0:28:17.160 --> 0:28:19.320
<v Speaker 1>in a pageant and you're like giving your not like

0:28:19.359 --> 0:28:20.880
<v Speaker 1>a speech, but like an answer to a question, which

0:28:20.880 --> 0:28:21.800
<v Speaker 1>is what you guys do? Right?

0:28:22.960 --> 0:28:24.679
<v Speaker 3>You can't really see the crowd. It's isn't it just

0:28:24.680 --> 0:28:26.000
<v Speaker 3>like a black abyss?

0:28:26.320 --> 0:28:28.960
<v Speaker 2>It depends on the where you're at, where you're Sometimes

0:28:28.960 --> 0:28:31.760
<v Speaker 2>you can, like in Miss USA you could see a

0:28:31.760 --> 0:28:33.520
<v Speaker 2>little bit. You can see the judges faces, you could

0:28:33.520 --> 0:28:37.640
<v Speaker 2>see the people in the first row, and uh, there's

0:28:37.640 --> 0:28:39.600
<v Speaker 2>no time for nerves. It's live television.

0:28:40.200 --> 0:28:53.680
<v Speaker 1>It's a good answer. Was there ever a question that

0:28:53.720 --> 0:28:56.280
<v Speaker 1>you answered and afterwards you were like, I totally messed

0:28:56.280 --> 0:28:56.560
<v Speaker 1>that up?

0:28:56.600 --> 0:28:59.160
<v Speaker 2>Oh every time, because you're just kind of speaking out

0:28:59.200 --> 0:29:02.280
<v Speaker 2>of your butt basically, and you're like, Okay, I've got

0:29:02.280 --> 0:29:05.000
<v Speaker 2>sixty seconds before I get danged. Everyone's judging me, everyone's

0:29:05.040 --> 0:29:08.320
<v Speaker 2>critiquing every little thing I say. People typically make up

0:29:08.360 --> 0:29:11.080
<v Speaker 2>words like new words for the first time, and you're

0:29:11.120 --> 0:29:11.720
<v Speaker 2>just panicked.

0:29:12.000 --> 0:29:13.880
<v Speaker 1>Well especially too, it's like you have to talk for

0:29:13.920 --> 0:29:17.400
<v Speaker 1>almost exactly sixty seconds. If you talk for fifty, everyone's like, ooh.

0:29:17.240 --> 0:29:20.320
<v Speaker 2>She's ing a point deductive for it's probably honestly thirty seconds,

0:29:20.880 --> 0:29:23.720
<v Speaker 2>but I think short and sweet, like fifteen is the

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<v Speaker 2>good mark.

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<v Speaker 3>Do you remember a specific answer that you gave?

0:29:28.720 --> 0:29:32.600
<v Speaker 2>They were like, uh, I honestly can't remember my final

0:29:32.680 --> 0:29:36.480
<v Speaker 2>question at Miss USA, but yeah, I have no idea.

0:29:36.880 --> 0:29:37.719
<v Speaker 3>What was your talent?

0:29:38.440 --> 0:29:41.080
<v Speaker 2>We didn't have one. We Miss USA was the one

0:29:41.080 --> 0:29:42.040
<v Speaker 2>owned by Donald Trump.

0:29:42.320 --> 0:29:42.719
<v Speaker 1>That's right.

0:29:42.760 --> 0:29:44.880
<v Speaker 3>We talked about this before, so Miss America was the

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<v Speaker 3>talent owner.

0:29:45.640 --> 0:29:48.520
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, but Miss USA, like I said, last week, Miss

0:29:48.640 --> 0:29:51.800
<v Speaker 2>USA resigned first time. Yeah, first time, and Miss USA

0:29:51.840 --> 0:29:53.800
<v Speaker 2>has ever resigned. And then Miss ten USA resigned two

0:29:53.880 --> 0:29:57.880
<v Speaker 2>days later, and it is so crazy. This new owner

0:29:57.960 --> 0:30:01.240
<v Speaker 2>just seems such a monster and it's just like bullying them.

0:30:01.480 --> 0:30:02.760
<v Speaker 2>And then I saw something.

0:30:02.400 --> 0:30:03.480
<v Speaker 1>That he's worse than Donald Trump.

0:30:03.680 --> 0:30:07.080
<v Speaker 2>She is, yes, well, no, I don't know. Actually Donald

0:30:07.240 --> 0:30:11.160
<v Speaker 2>was just so creepy. I don't know, I don't but

0:30:11.440 --> 0:30:14.880
<v Speaker 2>she is just like bullying them and speaking poorly about them.

0:30:14.920 --> 0:30:17.239
<v Speaker 2>The Miss teen USA couldn't speak to her without her

0:30:17.240 --> 0:30:19.760
<v Speaker 2>parents present because it got so bad and toxic. And

0:30:19.760 --> 0:30:22.560
<v Speaker 2>then Miss USA I saw an article she like went

0:30:22.560 --> 0:30:25.360
<v Speaker 2>to Miss USA and Miss Universe, the organization, and she

0:30:25.520 --> 0:30:28.120
<v Speaker 2>was like, hey, I was sexually harassed during this appearance.

0:30:28.120 --> 0:30:29.640
<v Speaker 2>I was in a car with this man who was

0:30:29.920 --> 0:30:35.200
<v Speaker 2>super inappropriate. And the response from the president was, well,

0:30:35.240 --> 0:30:36.920
<v Speaker 2>you need to expect that, like, get over at your

0:30:36.960 --> 0:30:38.440
<v Speaker 2>Miss USA. It's to be expected.

0:30:38.520 --> 0:30:40.400
<v Speaker 1>Like what damn?

0:30:41.040 --> 0:30:43.720
<v Speaker 2>So it's it's a madness right now.

0:30:43.760 --> 0:30:46.760
<v Speaker 1>That's probably partly why they resigned, oh for sure.

0:30:47.000 --> 0:30:49.440
<v Speaker 2>And she's just allegedly very mean to them.

0:30:49.440 --> 0:30:51.720
<v Speaker 1>Also, don't think it paid like only twenty thousand dollars

0:30:51.760 --> 0:30:53.080
<v Speaker 1>for the year something like really low.

0:30:53.600 --> 0:30:55.040
<v Speaker 2>I think it is twenty yeah, like.

0:30:55.000 --> 0:30:56.800
<v Speaker 1>It should be way. It should it be more. I

0:30:56.840 --> 0:30:59.280
<v Speaker 1>don't know, but like they do a lot of work, right,

0:30:59.360 --> 0:31:01.760
<v Speaker 1>like your friends on it, and she it seemed like

0:31:01.800 --> 0:31:04.400
<v Speaker 1>she was working really hard that entire year, yeah, NonStop,

0:31:04.720 --> 0:31:07.400
<v Speaker 1>for not a reasonable amount of money for how much

0:31:07.440 --> 0:31:07.920
<v Speaker 1>work she was.

0:31:07.880 --> 0:31:09.480
<v Speaker 2>Doing, right, And then they're supposed to make for your

0:31:09.520 --> 0:31:11.720
<v Speaker 2>housing When I did it, you got an apartment in

0:31:11.720 --> 0:31:14.920
<v Speaker 2>New York overlooking Central Park. Now it's like Miami and

0:31:14.960 --> 0:31:16.840
<v Speaker 2>you're supposed to get a car and all this stuff,

0:31:16.840 --> 0:31:19.360
<v Speaker 2>and they weren't fulfilling their prize package, and then they

0:31:19.400 --> 0:31:22.040
<v Speaker 2>weren't paying most of their employees. So it's pretty toxic.

0:31:22.360 --> 0:31:25.000
<v Speaker 1>Yeah. Do you think pageants in general are just.

0:31:25.400 --> 0:31:27.120
<v Speaker 2>I think it's over you do.

0:31:27.440 --> 0:31:29.400
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, if you had a daughter, would you want her

0:31:29.400 --> 0:31:30.240
<v Speaker 1>to be pageants?

0:31:30.760 --> 0:31:32.360
<v Speaker 2>I mean I only did it because I was so shy,

0:31:32.400 --> 0:31:33.840
<v Speaker 2>and it was a way to get me out of

0:31:33.920 --> 0:31:35.840
<v Speaker 2>my shyness. So if she was shy and wanted to,

0:31:36.280 --> 0:31:38.320
<v Speaker 2>but I don't, I don't know. It just messed me

0:31:38.400 --> 0:31:40.640
<v Speaker 2>up in a lot of ways. Like when I was fifteen,

0:31:40.720 --> 0:31:43.160
<v Speaker 2>I have a grown man telling me my thighs are

0:31:43.200 --> 0:31:47.320
<v Speaker 2>too big. You know, it's just a little gross.

0:31:47.440 --> 0:31:48.760
<v Speaker 1>So what would you rather your daughter do?

0:31:49.320 --> 0:31:49.680
<v Speaker 2>Soccer?

0:31:50.080 --> 0:31:53.080
<v Speaker 1>Soccer? Soccer was fun. Yeah, all the hot girls in

0:31:53.120 --> 0:31:54.120
<v Speaker 1>high school played soccer.

0:31:54.280 --> 0:31:56.560
<v Speaker 2>That's what I wanted to be. But I did imagine

0:31:56.600 --> 0:31:57.000
<v Speaker 2>since theead.

0:31:57.920 --> 0:31:59.640
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I mean, I don't know. I think you're the

0:31:59.640 --> 0:32:01.719
<v Speaker 1>hottest girl only the entire world. But if a girl

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<v Speaker 1>in our high school did pageants, we probably would kind

0:32:04.240 --> 0:32:07.000
<v Speaker 1>of have laughed a little bit at it. Yeah, kind

0:32:07.000 --> 0:32:09.000
<v Speaker 1>of like why but our high school was just like

0:32:09.040 --> 0:32:11.280
<v Speaker 1>not really normal high school. Like the cheerleaders. No one

0:32:11.280 --> 0:32:14.480
<v Speaker 1>really cared about the cheerleaders all that much. It was

0:32:14.520 --> 0:32:16.360
<v Speaker 1>just like sports. If you weren't playing sports, you were

0:32:16.440 --> 0:32:22.280
<v Speaker 1>kind of, you know, not cool. Yeah maybe, yeah, a loser.

0:32:22.640 --> 0:32:24.160
<v Speaker 1>You're trying to say. Yeah, that what I'm trying to say.

0:32:24.160 --> 0:32:26.440
<v Speaker 1>I guess so. But now that I'm older, like if

0:32:26.480 --> 0:32:28.680
<v Speaker 1>I have a daughter or a son, I would want

0:32:28.720 --> 0:32:31.160
<v Speaker 1>them to be like in plays, and I would want

0:32:31.200 --> 0:32:34.120
<v Speaker 1>them to focus on painting, and I would make them

0:32:34.160 --> 0:32:36.040
<v Speaker 1>read a book every single you know, like that kind

0:32:36.040 --> 0:32:37.840
<v Speaker 1>of stuff. Whereas like when I was in high school,

0:32:37.840 --> 0:32:39.760
<v Speaker 1>that was the last thing on my mind. But now

0:32:39.800 --> 0:32:41.520
<v Speaker 1>that I'm in my thirties, I think like that type

0:32:41.520 --> 0:32:45.760
<v Speaker 1>of learning and competition could be really fun for them.

0:32:45.920 --> 0:32:48.000
<v Speaker 2>I agree, our kids are going to be musicians and

0:32:48.400 --> 0:32:49.880
<v Speaker 2>learn a lot of different languages.

0:32:50.120 --> 0:32:53.120
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, it's funny like you, Yeah, in high school

0:32:53.120 --> 0:32:56.280
<v Speaker 1>you're kind of like anti education, and then you get

0:32:56.320 --> 0:32:57.720
<v Speaker 1>a little older and you're like, oh my gosh, it's

0:32:57.760 --> 0:32:59.960
<v Speaker 1>probably like the best thing ever to be as big

0:33:00.040 --> 0:33:02.200
<v Speaker 1>good educatords you possibly can be. Yeah, I don't know,

0:33:03.520 --> 0:33:04.200
<v Speaker 1>And hey.

0:33:04.080 --> 0:33:05.800
<v Speaker 3>If that's pageants, if we have a son and he

0:33:05.840 --> 0:33:07.000
<v Speaker 3>wants to be in pageants.

0:33:07.880 --> 0:33:08.400
<v Speaker 1>Bring it on.

0:33:08.480 --> 0:33:10.520
<v Speaker 2>I just think pageants are going to be gone fairly soon.

0:33:10.760 --> 0:33:13.040
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, that probably will be seems like a relic of

0:33:13.040 --> 0:33:13.440
<v Speaker 3>the past.

0:33:14.000 --> 0:33:14.920
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, for sure.

0:33:15.360 --> 0:33:18.240
<v Speaker 1>So no more pageants for the kids, I guess. Yeah,

0:33:18.360 --> 0:33:20.880
<v Speaker 1>what about like you could maybe like spin off like

0:33:20.920 --> 0:33:24.320
<v Speaker 1>an ethical pageant tree coaching here in the small town

0:33:24.360 --> 0:33:24.920
<v Speaker 1>that we live in.

0:33:25.280 --> 0:33:28.640
<v Speaker 2>Well, Ben Higgins met one of the girls who's competing

0:33:28.640 --> 0:33:31.479
<v Speaker 2>for this year at Miss USA and introduced us and

0:33:31.640 --> 0:33:33.120
<v Speaker 2>was She was like, can you coach me? And I

0:33:33.160 --> 0:33:35.440
<v Speaker 2>was like, oh my god, I don't remember anything that

0:33:35.480 --> 0:33:38.800
<v Speaker 2>I can try. So I've been doing my best to

0:33:39.200 --> 0:33:40.320
<v Speaker 2>coach a tiny bit.

0:33:40.480 --> 0:33:42.160
<v Speaker 3>I'm thinking when you get coached, like what do you

0:33:42.240 --> 0:33:42.920
<v Speaker 3>what do you coach?

0:33:43.800 --> 0:33:47.880
<v Speaker 2>Walking? Yes, that makes sense.

0:33:48.120 --> 0:33:49.920
<v Speaker 1>One of my friends in LA was a walking coach.

0:33:50.360 --> 0:33:52.080
<v Speaker 1>Really yeah, And I was like, can you teach me?

0:33:52.120 --> 0:33:55.240
<v Speaker 1>Because I have made me? Yeah, I've been made fun

0:33:55.240 --> 0:33:56.840
<v Speaker 1>of how I walk for my entire life. If you

0:33:56.840 --> 0:33:58.240
<v Speaker 1>could just teach me how to walk for just a

0:33:58.280 --> 0:34:00.080
<v Speaker 1>thirty minute session, I'd be forever in your dad.

0:34:00.760 --> 0:34:01.720
<v Speaker 2>Well, you've never asked me.

0:34:02.440 --> 0:34:04.360
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I kind of like, stop caring. I guess a

0:34:04.360 --> 0:34:05.160
<v Speaker 1>little bit about it.

0:34:05.480 --> 0:34:06.480
<v Speaker 3>If you want to make fun of me for the

0:34:06.480 --> 0:34:08.040
<v Speaker 3>way that I walk, they're not people I want to

0:34:08.040 --> 0:34:08.520
<v Speaker 3>be hanging out with.

0:34:08.600 --> 0:34:09.680
<v Speaker 1>A yeah, exactly.

0:34:10.239 --> 0:34:12.200
<v Speaker 2>The things that you harp on yourself about it are

0:34:12.280 --> 0:34:12.799
<v Speaker 2>so no.

0:34:13.080 --> 0:34:15.799
<v Speaker 1>I well, obviously I've got some trauma from it. It

0:34:15.840 --> 0:34:17.600
<v Speaker 1>was one of the things that people every day at

0:34:17.600 --> 0:34:19.520
<v Speaker 1>school would be like, Dean's walking like he's got a

0:34:19.560 --> 0:34:22.080
<v Speaker 1>bildo up his butt, and I'd be like, I don't

0:34:22.080 --> 0:34:24.080
<v Speaker 1>I promised. Do you want to see? It's just I've

0:34:24.120 --> 0:34:27.120
<v Speaker 1>got through torn acls. I got really tight hips.

0:34:26.880 --> 0:34:29.760
<v Speaker 2>Too, torn acls. Yeah, how are you walking?

0:34:30.200 --> 0:34:32.680
<v Speaker 1>Well? Like I've recovered from them at that point. But

0:34:32.760 --> 0:34:33.040
<v Speaker 1>you know.

0:34:34.120 --> 0:34:36.840
<v Speaker 2>I see, yeah, you have a great walks.

0:34:37.040 --> 0:34:39.560
<v Speaker 1>Great walk my gate, she said, I need a better gate.

0:34:39.800 --> 0:34:40.600
<v Speaker 2>No, it's perfect.

0:34:40.760 --> 0:34:41.560
<v Speaker 1>Don't lie to me.

0:34:41.719 --> 0:34:42.280
<v Speaker 2>I'm serious.

0:34:42.360 --> 0:34:44.080
<v Speaker 1>I could see your judgy eyes every time I walk

0:34:44.120 --> 0:34:46.919
<v Speaker 1>around the house like that guy's needs so much work.

0:34:46.960 --> 0:34:49.680
<v Speaker 2>But sometimes you just stomp around the house like so loud.

0:34:49.840 --> 0:34:52.800
<v Speaker 1>Yeah I got heavy heels, but not when you're sleeping.

0:34:52.800 --> 0:34:54.439
<v Speaker 1>I'm on the balls in my feet the entire time.

0:34:54.440 --> 0:34:57.360
<v Speaker 1>I'm like a little little fairy floating around the house.

0:34:57.560 --> 0:35:00.439
<v Speaker 1>Not a single sound has been made past nine pm

0:35:00.440 --> 0:35:02.719
<v Speaker 1>in this house when I'm walking around unless the door

0:35:02.800 --> 0:35:04.640
<v Speaker 1>is closed and I'm like getting another glass of whiskey

0:35:04.680 --> 0:35:08.160
<v Speaker 1>or something that. Yeah, maybe I stump a little bit sometimes,

0:35:08.200 --> 0:35:09.880
<v Speaker 1>but you can't hear through the doors.

0:35:10.920 --> 0:35:11.160
<v Speaker 2>Yes.

0:35:11.440 --> 0:35:14.879
<v Speaker 1>Yeah. Also, I've noticed you have been sleeping with your

0:35:14.880 --> 0:35:15.680
<v Speaker 1>sound machine lately.

0:35:16.719 --> 0:35:17.920
<v Speaker 2>I've been slepping with headphones.

0:35:18.000 --> 0:35:18.160
<v Speaker 1>Yes.

0:35:18.480 --> 0:35:21.560
<v Speaker 3>Oh, maybe it's like a fan that I heard this morning.

0:35:21.840 --> 0:35:24.560
<v Speaker 1>Yeah I can. Yeah, I just don't like that noise.

0:35:25.520 --> 0:35:29.120
<v Speaker 2>Well, it's funny because I've slept with the fan since

0:35:29.239 --> 0:35:32.280
<v Speaker 2>Dean and I started dating five years ago, and only recently,

0:35:32.320 --> 0:35:34.240
<v Speaker 2>like three months ago, he told me it bothered him.

0:35:34.360 --> 0:35:36.839
<v Speaker 1>I just don't like it. It's like kind of like nails

0:35:36.840 --> 0:35:41.719
<v Speaker 1>on a chalkboard for me. Get over it.

0:35:41.719 --> 0:35:43.160
<v Speaker 2>It's been four and a half years.

0:35:43.440 --> 0:35:45.439
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, and I've had the worst leave of my life

0:35:45.440 --> 0:35:47.560
<v Speaker 3>for the past four and a half years. Before before

0:35:47.600 --> 0:35:49.319
<v Speaker 3>the Fay and I was sleeping like a baby every

0:35:49.320 --> 0:35:54.120
<v Speaker 3>single night. Tom Brady regrets doing the roast. It's so ridiculous.

0:35:54.160 --> 0:35:55.680
<v Speaker 1>Oh really, did you see the roast?

0:35:56.160 --> 0:35:58.480
<v Speaker 2>I tried watching it and I just didn't enjoy it.

0:35:58.560 --> 0:35:59.160
<v Speaker 2>For one second.

0:35:59.200 --> 0:36:00.560
<v Speaker 1>I was wondering why I want to go put it

0:36:00.560 --> 0:36:02.000
<v Speaker 1>on Netflix and it stead her zoom watching and I

0:36:02.000 --> 0:36:03.120
<v Speaker 1>was like, I don't think I started this.

0:36:03.480 --> 0:36:05.200
<v Speaker 2>Well. I was listening to a podcast and they were

0:36:05.239 --> 0:36:07.279
<v Speaker 2>recapping it. Nicki Glazer was on it and she was

0:36:07.280 --> 0:36:08.600
<v Speaker 2>talking about it, and I love her.

0:36:08.719 --> 0:36:09.480
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, she's funny.

0:36:10.040 --> 0:36:11.759
<v Speaker 3>I can't believe what a pop quotes were phenomenon in

0:36:11.800 --> 0:36:14.359
<v Speaker 3>it became yeah everybody, it was just not.

0:36:14.280 --> 0:36:16.080
<v Speaker 2>Great to me. And then I wanted to see Nicki

0:36:16.120 --> 0:36:17.759
<v Speaker 2>and I wanted to see Kim but everyone else. I

0:36:17.840 --> 0:36:20.319
<v Speaker 2>was like, Oh, it's so mean.

0:36:20.360 --> 0:36:22.040
<v Speaker 1>You don't like people being mean is what it is. Yes,

0:36:22.120 --> 0:36:22.759
<v Speaker 1>it's meant to be.

0:36:22.840 --> 0:36:25.080
<v Speaker 3>It's just all joking, you know, it's just meant to

0:36:25.080 --> 0:36:27.000
<v Speaker 3>be a roast. But the idea. He said that he

0:36:27.040 --> 0:36:29.120
<v Speaker 3>regrets the way it affected his kids. It's like, bro,

0:36:29.280 --> 0:36:33.160
<v Speaker 3>I love you more than anything, but like, dude, chill out. Okay,

0:36:34.080 --> 0:36:36.560
<v Speaker 3>what do you mean the way it's affected your kids.

0:36:36.640 --> 0:36:39.839
<v Speaker 3>Nobody talked about your kids. Every time the jokes about

0:36:39.840 --> 0:36:44.040
<v Speaker 3>Giselle with the well the jiu jitsus teacher, Well, guess what,

0:36:44.080 --> 0:36:44.640
<v Speaker 3>it's a rose.

0:36:44.680 --> 0:36:46.640
<v Speaker 1>They're joking. Yep, they're gonna joke that she's.

0:36:46.560 --> 0:36:49.440
<v Speaker 2>I didn't even know about that, did she really, I don't.

0:36:49.560 --> 0:36:52.840
<v Speaker 1>She went on a trip with him after they divorced

0:36:52.960 --> 0:36:55.239
<v Speaker 1>or something, right, it was like very fast. So people

0:36:55.280 --> 0:36:57.919
<v Speaker 1>were like, oh, she obviously cheated, and it's like, who cares.

0:36:57.960 --> 0:36:59.719
<v Speaker 3>They could have been separated, they were probably over for

0:36:59.719 --> 0:37:03.040
<v Speaker 3>a while, ale and just like, I don't know, it

0:37:03.040 --> 0:37:05.279
<v Speaker 3>doesn't really bother me, but I do. What bothers me

0:37:05.320 --> 0:37:07.239
<v Speaker 3>is the idea that Brady regrets it. What I think

0:37:07.280 --> 0:37:10.120
<v Speaker 3>happened is that Gizelle probably called him or talked to

0:37:10.200 --> 0:37:11.680
<v Speaker 3>him and was like, do you know what this is

0:37:11.680 --> 0:37:13.680
<v Speaker 3>doing to our kids and our family the way people

0:37:13.680 --> 0:37:16.120
<v Speaker 3>are talking to us about it now? And so he's

0:37:16.120 --> 0:37:18.880
<v Speaker 3>probably like, oh, like she's pissed off or you know,

0:37:19.400 --> 0:37:21.439
<v Speaker 3>all right, you know I regret doing it.

0:37:22.320 --> 0:37:26.200
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, wasn't there like a dating room or about them?

0:37:26.200 --> 0:37:26.680
<v Speaker 1>At one point?

0:37:26.760 --> 0:37:29.359
<v Speaker 2>That's what she talked about, did Yeah?

0:37:29.760 --> 0:37:40.480
<v Speaker 3>Kim k Kim kay? Thank you Amy's.

0:37:37.640 --> 0:37:41.560
<v Speaker 2>Pop culture Kim Amy, I told you this?

0:37:41.800 --> 0:37:43.480
<v Speaker 1>Do you know how I found out about that?

0:37:43.960 --> 0:37:44.520
<v Speaker 2>Yeah?

0:37:44.719 --> 0:37:49.200
<v Speaker 3>Dave Portnoy from Barstool, Oh, because I follow Portnoy and

0:37:49.239 --> 0:37:52.480
<v Speaker 3>he's a huge swiftye And he posted about this song

0:37:52.600 --> 0:37:56.040
<v Speaker 3>called thank You Amy, which capitalizes the k I am

0:37:56.239 --> 0:38:00.600
<v Speaker 3>Kim so stupid, but very entertaining, very funny.

0:38:01.280 --> 0:38:04.320
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, and all of her comments are just Amy Amy

0:38:04.360 --> 0:38:08.200
<v Speaker 2>Amy Amy Amy are strong force.

0:38:08.520 --> 0:38:11.040
<v Speaker 1>They are strong. Well. I think that's gonna do it

0:38:11.080 --> 0:38:14.520
<v Speaker 1>for this week's podcast. Yeah, Jared's got some sandwiches to

0:38:14.560 --> 0:38:16.120
<v Speaker 1>go bake up real quick for everyone.

0:38:16.640 --> 0:38:17.799
<v Speaker 3>Actually in front of house today.

0:38:17.800 --> 0:38:19.640
<v Speaker 1>I gotta make coffees. Okay.

0:38:19.920 --> 0:38:22.160
<v Speaker 3>I tell everybody that Dean wants to come and just work,

0:38:22.360 --> 0:38:24.239
<v Speaker 3>not even promote it, so they're excited for you to

0:38:24.239 --> 0:38:25.480
<v Speaker 3>come and work a shift. I'm going to teach you

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<v Speaker 3>how to froth milk. What's minimum wage in Rhode Island fourteen?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh heck yeah, tell me about it, bro. Plus they

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<v Speaker 3>get tipped out nice. All right, you're gonna make the

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<v Speaker 3>most money you've made since you've done whatever brand deal

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<v Speaker 3>you did last I'm going to donate all my tips

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<v Speaker 3>to the nearest animal shelter.

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<v Speaker 1>We're not going to make that much.

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<v Speaker 3>We'll be like thirty bucks, but hey, thirty bucks towards

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<v Speaker 3>the home, you know, and pay.

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<v Speaker 1>For a day it was worth of a dog's food. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>it'd be awesome. Yeah, we do need to figure that out.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm serious, Like, what's serious too about this? Actually because

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<v Speaker 1>we're going to Europe and then we have a wedding

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<v Speaker 1>in when are we going to Europe in September? And

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<v Speaker 1>then we have a wedding in Jersey in September, So

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<v Speaker 1>maybe around like September twenty first dish, I can come

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<v Speaker 1>in Barista for day September, Oh.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, because we'll yeah, yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>It'll be nice. Can I do that? Of course I

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<v Speaker 1>could do that. I can't be there for like the

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<v Speaker 1>weekend probably like the heavy shift, but I could be

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<v Speaker 1>like Monday morning, Monday morning.

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<v Speaker 3>I fully expect you to walk through these doors eight am,

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<v Speaker 3>full black, closed toes shoes.

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<v Speaker 1>What's your busiest day of the week? Is it the weekends?

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<v Speaker 3>Really depends? Yeah, I mean Saturday definitely. Sales wise, is

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<v Speaker 3>our busiest day, highest volume, So I guess Saturday. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>but Mondays are pretty good. Mondays are decent. Depends, you know,

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<v Speaker 3>when does it start? It'll probably be done by then.

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<v Speaker 3>Maybe what's its face?

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<v Speaker 1>Golden Bachelor it would be, wouldn't it be? Isn't a

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<v Speaker 1>Bachelor's January? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 3>Maybe Golden bachelortt Yeah, which they officially announced.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. How far is it? How long does it take

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<v Speaker 1>to get from Jersey to Rhode Island. Probably like an hour, no,

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<v Speaker 1>about three hours via car via car. Yes, okay, that's

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<v Speaker 1>really not that bad. We could do that.

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<v Speaker 3>It's not that bad at all, Man, make a day trip.

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<v Speaker 2>Is the weather still nice and end of September?

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<v Speaker 3>September is really nice, very summer like perfect?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I know. No, you guys got married in August, so.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, it's very August, very similar weather to what you

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<v Speaker 3>felt that weekend. All right, put me down on the

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<v Speaker 3>books for September twenty fourth. All right, I'll start scheduling

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<v Speaker 3>it right now.

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<v Speaker 1>Perfect. I'll put you on the schedule. I'll put you

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<v Speaker 1>on shifts. No, what's our wedding anniversary. It's September twenty third.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, yeah, well don't you're not working on the twenty third.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll tell you that much. Yeah, I mean, hey, come

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<v Speaker 1>celebrate Devon Klen's first wedding anniversary Audrey's steak cast.

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<v Speaker 3>You call in sick that day, that would be cool.

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<v Speaker 3>Let me come in and grilluz some mistakes for the customers.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I don't.

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<v Speaker 3>We don't have steaks. But come on, it's a special

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<v Speaker 3>day if you want, it's your wedding anniversary. Man, you're

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<v Speaker 3>not gonna let me grow some stakes in your restaurant

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<v Speaker 3>on my wedding anniversary. No, you'll set off the fire alarm.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, we do around back. I guess all right,

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<v Speaker 1>that is gonna do it. We're going off on a

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<v Speaker 1>tangent here. Thank you guys so much for listening to

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<v Speaker 1>this week's episode of Suckers. I've been dean.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh we're doing that. I've been killen.

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<v Speaker 3>We're not doing that.

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<v Speaker 1>We're not doing that. Be sure to tune in next week,

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<v Speaker 1>or maybe we suck just a little bit less