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Speaker 3: There, doesn't matter how much baggage you claim.

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Speaker 1: We wanna welcome you back home.

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Speaker 3: Tell us all about it.

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Speaker 1: We scared her?

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Speaker 4: Was it fine? Now? Porn? Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 1: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 1: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 1: Do you need ride?

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Speaker 2: With Karen and Chris welcome? Do you need a ride?

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Speaker 2: This is Chris Phairbanks is my.

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Speaker 1: Name, and this is Karen Kilgareth is my name.

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Speaker 2: I don't think I've ever messed up my own name,

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Speaker 3: I I've never heard you mess up your own name.

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Speaker 3: But I feel like you're holding down a lot of

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Speaker 2: Yeah, but driving. We all know that driving is more

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Speaker 1: Oh, driving so easy you barely have to pay attention?

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Speaker 2: Did I personally? I'm just that's my new gag. I

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Speaker 2: forgot to say occasionally, I said, have I done that?

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Speaker 2: Messed up my own name? On purpose?

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Speaker 4: Joke?

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Speaker 2: Yet that's what I meant to say.

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Speaker 3: Oh, so you messed up the question of asking about

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Speaker 2: and that one was unsuccessful. My name is Chris Fairbanks.

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Speaker 2: This is Do you Need to Ride.

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Speaker 1: My name is Karen Kilgara, and it's still Do.

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Speaker 2: You Need to Ride. Yes, we have not changed the

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Speaker 3: Although if you do have a suggestion of a better

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Speaker 1: You'd love to hear.

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Speaker 2: Oh what, you're so smart. There was two women on

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Speaker 2: And they they will leave. They will leave that situation.

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Speaker 2: That's what's frustrating. They will leave that situation having learned

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Speaker 2: where we are going to pick up Michelle Balloon.

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Speaker 3: Michelle Balloon one of my favorite people, favorite comedians, but

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Speaker 2: She's one of my early favorite people. Before you ever

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Speaker 1: Her, Karen, I got into her in the late eighties.

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Speaker 2: She was just a futuristic apparition to you, and I

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Speaker 1: Now where did you meet her?

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Speaker 1: Is that where she started stand up?

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Speaker 2: Yes? I remember one time I was hosting the open mic,

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that was his act.

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Speaker 2: Some mentally ill street guys would come in and they'd

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Speaker 1: You're like the Ed McMahon of Austin. Were you just hey, heyo?

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Speaker 1: Have you ever seen Ed McMahon. I guess not.

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Speaker 3: I always heard her name, which is one of those

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Speaker 2: Yeah, she didn't. She didn't make it up. Her real

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Speaker 3: That's right, but it's still I was. It just made

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Speaker 2: They made good chicken at your old home.

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Speaker 3: My hometown is the egg basket of the world, or

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Speaker 2: Well we all know that.

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Speaker 1: Do you egg baskets?

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Speaker 3: We should drive up for the Butter and Eggs Day parade,

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Speaker 2: That just after the water mill and seed spitting contest.

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Speaker 2: I would like to go. I apologize.

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Speaker 2: Well, are you you should let Michelle mill this? Did you?

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Speaker 2: No, don't tell her, Okay.

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Speaker 2: You know what, and she will. That's one thing I

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Speaker 3: She's so stuck that word I think I did tell

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Speaker 2: Yes, how many how many bodies?

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Speaker 1: Let the bodies hit the floor? For Christ's sake?

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Speaker 3: No, that was amazing. Careful you watch your instrument. Here's

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Speaker 2: At least we know there's gonna be delicious chili that

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Speaker 3: That was sincere laugh that I got insecure about halfway through.

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Speaker 2: And then I all that happens all the time.

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Speaker 1: It's embarrassing.

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Speaker 2: Well, I make people laugh with things that are really

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Speaker 2: Every other one. It's gonna just be good delivery, bad idea.

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Speaker 2: But I don't know. Five alarm chili is a thing

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, my house, we knew, people knew our house

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Speaker 4: You're the best.

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Speaker 2: She No, she's she I remember that when because we

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Speaker 2: so that's what it is.

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Speaker 1: But now, what what was the answer did you ask?

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Speaker 2: I know, I never I you know, I think that

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Speaker 2: she's a she's a bucket of sacrain.

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Speaker 1: She is from Wisconsinny bucket.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. She went to school in Madison, Yes, and I

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Speaker 3: Those Wisconsin ights there they pretend to be cold, but

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Speaker 2: There's never any rhyme or reason in my body pain.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, maybe I'm homesick.

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Speaker 3: Oh well, Michelle Balloon is going to be in the

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Speaker 2: No with me. I see a turkey body, Yeah, yep.

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Speaker 2: Yep, yep. You see people as their cartoon.

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Speaker 3: I was saying like that models look like four pieces

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Speaker 2: You said the new haunt? I immediately thought of ghosts

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Speaker 2: Luckily we're recording, it's okay. We don't have to panic

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Speaker 2: Just let them. It's that. That's the what's the highlight

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Speaker 1: Oh, don't pick it already?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm sorry. It's all downhill from here down with

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Speaker 2: It is misspelled in an interesting way. Disturb apostrophe D.

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Speaker 1: I doubt disturbed, disturbed I hope?

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Speaker 2: So I bet we could just get in weasel in here.

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Speaker 2: I'm very excited to have Michelle in the car. We

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Speaker 1: I didn't know that at all.

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Speaker 2: Well, I might be telling tales that are not learned

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Speaker 2: we went to look at that bell, which, to be

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Speaker 1: You can't say that.

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Speaker 2: You know what. Hey, sorry if I'm spitting in your face, America.

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Speaker 2: But it's just a cracked bell Philly.

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Speaker 1: Oh dang, But.

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Speaker 2: Michelle bloone is no cracked bell, and she's about to

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Speaker 1: She's no crackedbell?

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Speaker 2: Is your Do you have a family member riding a

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Speaker 1: I wasn't looking to the left at all. I was.

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Speaker 2: I'm pointing at her, searching, searching there she is. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: I'm all.

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Speaker 1: She's so excited to not have to sit there any longer.

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Speaker 2: She made, she made a very excited face. Oh oh

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Speaker 1: Hill. Yeah, we'll be right out.

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Speaker 2: We're all plugged up, I mean stuffed up, I mean

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Speaker 4: Oh, we're doing it already, It's already happening. Oh my god. Yeah, Okay,

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Speaker 1: Okay.

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Speaker 2: Michelle Balloon in the car, in.

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Speaker 1: The car with us in Los Angeles.

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Speaker 2: Fresh, I imagine Philly, unless she was somewhere other than home,

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Speaker 2: Wait, you like it.

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Speaker 4: I want it to be cold there. I want to

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Speaker 2: Oh but it's nice.

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Speaker 4: It's nice right now.

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Speaker 2: Oh well, that's okay. If both places are nice, that

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Speaker 3: Did you just want to feel that difference of like

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Speaker 4: I just want to feel that like I've I'm somewhere

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Speaker 2: Oh okay, it's a competition thing with your immediate fans.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that makes sense.

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Speaker 2: So you want your baby girl to be cold right now?

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Speaker 4: You know, she runs kind of warm, so I feel

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Speaker 4: And she's got she just got I just got a

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Speaker 2: So, yeah, it's out of her best interest because she

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Speaker 4: She's two and a half.

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Speaker 2: It's pretty cute kid, because she's.

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Speaker 4: She's an adorable child.

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Speaker 2: She's a very pretty child.

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Speaker 4: She's very pretty. She's like she's I mean, she's she's

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that awful, classic knee jerk Hitler reaction.

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Speaker 1: Kid, Thank you for making another one.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I had a joke about ones, but it never worked.

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Speaker 4: and I'm like, uh, are you gonna fuck a ghosts?

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Speaker 2: Did you do it? Did you do a Latina accent

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Speaker 4: You know? I I did not. I shouldn't know. You

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you should. That's what I do when it when

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Speaker 4: Would you say these words and hand Rich Gabe style?

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Speaker 4: Hand them an index card?

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Speaker 2: But I'm Panamanian. It's okay. You'll still be able to

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Speaker 2: not racist. Rich Gabe. What happened on Rich Gabe?

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Speaker 4: Oh, I don't know. He lives in Portland, and married.

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Speaker 2: Yeah we have. It's one of these comics.

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Speaker 4: He did like two bits that were very very.

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Speaker 2: We forgot about that slap the skin, but yeah, it's

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Speaker 4: He was very funny travel thing.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, he was great.

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Speaker 4: Just lazy, I mean just lazy. No, you just didn't want.

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Speaker 2: To have to a lot of people just stopped doing it.

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00:22:35,720 --> 00:22:36,200
Speaker 3: No he did.

452
00:22:36,280 --> 00:22:38,119
Speaker 4: He just did not want to. I have to do

453
00:22:38,200 --> 00:22:41,360
Speaker 4: more stuff and and be somewhere. No, that's not good.

454
00:22:41,960 --> 00:22:42,800
Speaker 1: He's hard.

455
00:22:43,280 --> 00:22:47,360
Speaker 2: The podcast and so rich Rich Rich.

456
00:22:47,440 --> 00:22:48,879
Speaker 4: I just said you were very funny.

457
00:22:48,880 --> 00:22:51,320
Speaker 1: He felt were having a private conversation and.

458
00:22:51,240 --> 00:22:53,679
Speaker 2: We only meant lazy when you were working working at

459
00:22:53,720 --> 00:22:54,639
Speaker 2: the bookshelf store.

460
00:22:54,920 --> 00:22:56,920
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, I forgot about that was when I dated it.

461
00:22:57,160 --> 00:22:59,879
Speaker 4: But yeah, and I love his wife Susan now like

462
00:23:00,040 --> 00:23:01,040
Speaker 4: we do the rest of the podcast.

463
00:23:02,400 --> 00:23:03,360
Speaker 1: Dedicate it to him.

464
00:23:03,520 --> 00:23:05,840
Speaker 4: I forget that. I forget that when I'm in public,

465
00:23:05,880 --> 00:23:08,840
Speaker 4: that there's other people that live around me that might

466
00:23:08,840 --> 00:23:11,600
Speaker 4: know the people I'm talking about when I'm on a microphone.

467
00:23:11,920 --> 00:23:18,919
Speaker 3: You know, when you were talking about sir, I was

468
00:23:18,960 --> 00:23:21,440
Speaker 3: gonna say, for that guy, what's his name again?

469
00:23:21,560 --> 00:23:25,240
Speaker 4: Rich Gabe? Rich Gabe, very funny, very nice person.

470
00:23:26,480 --> 00:23:28,959
Speaker 3: But also I completely relate to that. When I started

471
00:23:29,000 --> 00:23:30,560
Speaker 3: stand up, it was like what I wanted to do

472
00:23:30,640 --> 00:23:33,159
Speaker 3: all my life. And then once I started, I was like,

473
00:23:33,320 --> 00:23:38,440
Speaker 3: this fucking sucks. It's like constant work, constant and constant work.

474
00:23:38,480 --> 00:23:39,560
Speaker 4: I want to quit all the time.

475
00:23:40,080 --> 00:23:42,320
Speaker 1: It's all not that much payoff.

476
00:23:43,000 --> 00:23:44,520
Speaker 4: I get like, if you get to make oh, this

477
00:23:44,560 --> 00:23:46,119
Speaker 4: is gonna be great that I'm gonna do. But then

478
00:23:46,119 --> 00:23:47,840
Speaker 4: it's like I actually have to do it, like I

479
00:23:47,880 --> 00:23:50,199
Speaker 4: wish there was, Like I always wish there's like a

480
00:23:50,280 --> 00:23:53,040
Speaker 4: just a comedy robot version of me I could send.

481
00:23:54,080 --> 00:23:56,479
Speaker 4: You actually have to do it. Oh, I have to

482
00:23:56,480 --> 00:23:58,200
Speaker 4: be the one to do that thing that's a lot

483
00:23:58,200 --> 00:23:59,080
Speaker 4: of pressure.

484
00:23:58,800 --> 00:24:01,240
Speaker 1: And stand there when they don't like it. That's been happening.

485
00:24:01,920 --> 00:24:04,840
Speaker 1: I've been doing music with Brendon Davis.

486
00:24:04,600 --> 00:24:06,520
Speaker 4: Yes, which I've seen you do music and I love

487
00:24:06,560 --> 00:24:07,160
Speaker 4: it very much.

488
00:24:07,200 --> 00:24:09,880
Speaker 1: Thank you, Michelle. I love you. I've already told you though.

489
00:24:14,720 --> 00:24:16,720
Speaker 2: You tell people that one time a year, and it's

490
00:24:16,760 --> 00:24:17,560
Speaker 2: usually during.

491
00:24:17,440 --> 00:24:20,359
Speaker 3: Christmas, and it's and I make it worthy because I

492
00:24:20,440 --> 00:24:23,440
Speaker 3: just really overdo it to the point where they get uncomfortable.

493
00:24:23,440 --> 00:24:24,840
Speaker 1: And that makes up for the rest of the year

494
00:24:25,240 --> 00:24:26,280
Speaker 1: where I'm just kind of cold.

495
00:24:26,320 --> 00:24:27,600
Speaker 4: Right now, you're still building me up.

496
00:24:27,840 --> 00:24:28,560
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's right.

497
00:24:28,680 --> 00:24:31,000
Speaker 1: We're still on the upswing there, ready for it to

498
00:24:31,240 --> 00:24:35,440
Speaker 1: fall down. But uh oh we we for two nights

499
00:24:35,440 --> 00:24:36,000
Speaker 1: in a row.

500
00:24:36,240 --> 00:24:39,560
Speaker 3: He agreed to shows in a row to do shows

501
00:24:39,560 --> 00:24:43,000
Speaker 3: at this place called the Clubhouse, which is like almost like.

502
00:24:42,920 --> 00:24:45,320
Speaker 1: A generic version of UCB.

503
00:24:45,480 --> 00:24:48,440
Speaker 3: It's like someone bought a storefront and there's like four

504
00:24:48,480 --> 00:24:51,880
Speaker 3: different rooms and they have improv classes during the day

505
00:24:51,920 --> 00:24:53,879
Speaker 3: and then they have all kinds of different comedy shows

506
00:24:53,880 --> 00:24:54,240
Speaker 3: at night.

507
00:24:55,160 --> 00:24:55,320
Speaker 4: There.

508
00:24:55,400 --> 00:24:58,480
Speaker 2: I like that place. Yeah, it's and it's it's somewhere

509
00:24:58,480 --> 00:24:59,720
Speaker 2: in La kind of by.

510
00:25:00,080 --> 00:25:02,800
Speaker 3: It's off Vermont, you know where the John's on Vermont

511
00:25:02,920 --> 00:25:05,080
Speaker 3: is by fat It's in that strip.

512
00:25:05,359 --> 00:25:06,719
Speaker 1: So it's like a weird storefront.

513
00:25:06,960 --> 00:25:09,520
Speaker 2: You would kind of never could I was looking for

514
00:25:09,600 --> 00:25:13,800
Speaker 2: it and I had mapped to it, wast to it, whatever,

515
00:25:13,920 --> 00:25:16,840
Speaker 2: and I was standing there and I couldn't see the sign. Yes,

516
00:25:16,960 --> 00:25:18,960
Speaker 2: someone had to come out of the door, which was

517
00:25:19,040 --> 00:25:21,200
Speaker 2: right in front of me, but the sign had this

518
00:25:21,359 --> 00:25:25,719
Speaker 2: creaky like crooked ass like the clubhouse no girls allowed

519
00:25:26,760 --> 00:25:31,400
Speaker 2: sky but it was yeah, it's very nice, Okay, continuell.

520
00:25:31,920 --> 00:25:34,600
Speaker 3: My only point was just for so two nights in

521
00:25:34,600 --> 00:25:37,080
Speaker 3: a row, we had to do shows there, and so

522
00:25:37,160 --> 00:25:40,240
Speaker 3: it's not it's not a place where I would see

523
00:25:40,720 --> 00:25:43,480
Speaker 3: necessarily see like my peers or people that I know.

524
00:25:44,720 --> 00:25:46,600
Speaker 3: It's a lot of people who are new to comedy

525
00:25:46,720 --> 00:25:49,159
Speaker 3: or just trying stuff out. And I realized I was

526
00:25:49,200 --> 00:25:51,399
Speaker 3: like sitting in the back, like I'm the hugest diva

527
00:25:51,480 --> 00:25:54,840
Speaker 3: in the world because I never want to do shows

528
00:25:54,880 --> 00:25:58,479
Speaker 3: like this or rooms where I don't automatically have like

529
00:25:58,680 --> 00:26:00,359
Speaker 3: the earned goodwill.

530
00:26:00,119 --> 00:26:03,080
Speaker 4: Of just you know what I mean, Like people know

531
00:26:03,240 --> 00:26:05,200
Speaker 4: are like, oh, I all Karen's coming.

532
00:26:05,000 --> 00:26:08,320
Speaker 3: Up, yeah right, Instead like in that place, I was

533
00:26:08,359 --> 00:26:10,760
Speaker 3: just one of the two of us, were just another

534
00:26:10,800 --> 00:26:13,239
Speaker 3: act on the show where everyone kind of brought their

535
00:26:13,280 --> 00:26:15,160
Speaker 3: own friends or it was a lot of improf people

536
00:26:15,240 --> 00:26:17,440
Speaker 3: like and I was just sitting back there getting all

537
00:26:17,480 --> 00:26:18,600
Speaker 3: like super uncomfortable.

538
00:26:18,640 --> 00:26:20,400
Speaker 1: And it was like, Oh, that's because you.

539
00:26:20,359 --> 00:26:24,240
Speaker 3: Expect, right like to basically to be lauded everywhere you go,

540
00:26:24,280 --> 00:26:25,960
Speaker 3: and you haven't even done anything yet.

541
00:26:26,240 --> 00:26:29,639
Speaker 2: Just just earn it just in case you feel uncomfortable

542
00:26:29,640 --> 00:26:32,280
Speaker 2: feeling that way. That's exactly how I felt too. I'm like,

543
00:26:32,880 --> 00:26:35,280
Speaker 2: I really was like, oh shit, no one here knows me,

544
00:26:35,400 --> 00:26:39,760
Speaker 2: and they're aren't. They're here to see sketch and stuff

545
00:26:39,960 --> 00:26:42,800
Speaker 2: and I and they weren't. Once I started talking, They're like,

546
00:26:42,880 --> 00:26:44,720
Speaker 2: there's this guy, and I'm like, what, I have to

547
00:26:44,760 --> 00:26:45,440
Speaker 2: prove myself.

548
00:26:45,600 --> 00:26:46,600
Speaker 4: Yeah, I've been doing.

549
00:26:46,440 --> 00:26:49,280
Speaker 2: This in this town for many years.

550
00:26:49,359 --> 00:26:51,320
Speaker 4: Yeah, that'sinitely because I do stand up in New York

551
00:26:51,480 --> 00:26:54,560
Speaker 4: now a lot, like usually like every few weeks, and

552
00:26:54,920 --> 00:26:57,440
Speaker 4: there's so many comics I don't know. So I get

553
00:26:57,440 --> 00:26:59,320
Speaker 4: on these shows by virtue of you know, people I

554
00:26:59,359 --> 00:27:02,560
Speaker 4: know from here, and then you know pretty much the

555
00:27:02,560 --> 00:27:05,359
Speaker 4: whole lineup, unless people are coming in from LA. You know,

556
00:27:05,400 --> 00:27:07,399
Speaker 4: I don't know it. So it's like, Okay, well, I

557
00:27:07,440 --> 00:27:10,440
Speaker 4: guess I have to do something where they think I'm funny.

558
00:27:11,080 --> 00:27:14,240
Speaker 4: I guess that guys, I wouldn't care, but right now

559
00:27:14,320 --> 00:27:16,399
Speaker 4: I guess. I guess I want to be funny so

560
00:27:16,440 --> 00:27:18,320
Speaker 4: they know I'm funny and they remember.

561
00:27:18,080 --> 00:27:22,080
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's it's so funny, and it's like, uh, what

562
00:27:22,480 --> 00:27:24,640
Speaker 3: isn't that the reason that I'm there in the first play.

563
00:27:24,640 --> 00:27:25,680
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, yeah, but.

564
00:27:25,600 --> 00:27:27,919
Speaker 3: It actually isn't. It's like I think I'm there to

565
00:27:27,920 --> 00:27:30,760
Speaker 3: get my hair brushed by you know, a door quote

566
00:27:30,840 --> 00:27:33,800
Speaker 3: unquote adoring fans. Right, It's like, what are you talking about?

567
00:27:34,000 --> 00:27:35,200
Speaker 3: It's supposed to be a comedian.

568
00:27:35,400 --> 00:27:37,720
Speaker 2: For me, it has to be one or the other.

569
00:27:37,840 --> 00:27:39,919
Speaker 2: I because I really really enjoy it when I'm in

570
00:27:39,960 --> 00:27:43,359
Speaker 2: a place like I was just in boise Ido, no

571
00:27:43,440 --> 00:27:46,800
Speaker 2: one really knows me except for the staff there. And

572
00:27:46,840 --> 00:27:50,919
Speaker 2: then it's that's very freeing and I can be uh,

573
00:27:51,080 --> 00:27:54,560
Speaker 2: you know, do old jokes or ah, yeah, like I

574
00:27:54,680 --> 00:27:57,320
Speaker 2: used to in a way that I don't do anymore

575
00:27:57,600 --> 00:28:00,280
Speaker 2: around here, or I don't know. It's kind of ringing,

576
00:28:00,720 --> 00:28:01,320
Speaker 2: like we're.

577
00:28:01,119 --> 00:28:04,160
Speaker 4: Out of la or New York and you're just like, oh,

578
00:28:04,280 --> 00:28:06,840
Speaker 4: people aren't going to be like what kind of premises

579
00:28:06,880 --> 00:28:07,520
Speaker 4: are they doing?

580
00:28:07,680 --> 00:28:10,679
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, I got a lot of experts like armchairs.

581
00:28:10,880 --> 00:28:11,679
Speaker 4: Yeah yeah.

582
00:28:11,720 --> 00:28:14,639
Speaker 2: So it's freeing to have support, and it's also freeing

583
00:28:14,680 --> 00:28:17,120
Speaker 2: to have absolutely no one know who you are. But

584
00:28:17,200 --> 00:28:20,960
Speaker 2: it's that mixed situation. But like a bunch of audience

585
00:28:21,000 --> 00:28:23,520
Speaker 2: people that don't know you, And then my Dad's sitting

586
00:28:23,560 --> 00:28:26,920
Speaker 2: in the middle. That's what That's a nightmare to me.

587
00:28:27,160 --> 00:28:29,640
Speaker 4: Like Philly has been nice for like you did stand

588
00:28:29,720 --> 00:28:31,359
Speaker 4: up there when we were you know, you did the

589
00:28:31,520 --> 00:28:34,160
Speaker 4: like that one bar show we went to. You also

590
00:28:34,200 --> 00:28:37,359
Speaker 4: to stand the club, Like yeah, it's it was like,

591
00:28:37,600 --> 00:28:39,920
Speaker 4: it's so great to like you after being in LA

592
00:28:40,000 --> 00:28:42,440
Speaker 4: for ten years to move to Philly. I mean it's

593
00:28:42,440 --> 00:28:44,320
Speaker 4: not the best, but it's so it's great for a

594
00:28:44,320 --> 00:28:47,320
Speaker 4: lot of reasons. Is that I get all, I was

595
00:28:47,360 --> 00:28:51,920
Speaker 4: new to all these people, mostly new and and it's

596
00:28:52,000 --> 00:28:55,000
Speaker 4: just like they're so like happy that I'm there now,

597
00:28:55,280 --> 00:28:57,360
Speaker 4: you know, right, And it's just so because it's you know,

598
00:28:57,480 --> 00:28:59,560
Speaker 4: just all there's a huge scene there, the young scene,

599
00:28:59,560 --> 00:29:02,800
Speaker 4: and they're they're really really funny guys. And but yeah,

600
00:29:02,840 --> 00:29:04,720
Speaker 4: it's so that's been like it's like I am able

601
00:29:04,760 --> 00:29:07,680
Speaker 4: to write more because it's lower stakes comedy. Yeah, and

602
00:29:07,720 --> 00:29:10,560
Speaker 4: then forcing myself to write and so then I can

603
00:29:10,960 --> 00:29:13,520
Speaker 4: just do stuff there, force myself to write and like

604
00:29:13,600 --> 00:29:17,000
Speaker 4: actually risk on doing some premises and then go to

605
00:29:17,080 --> 00:29:19,600
Speaker 4: LA New York and and and sort of try to

606
00:29:19,640 --> 00:29:20,120
Speaker 4: sound cool.

607
00:29:20,160 --> 00:29:22,479
Speaker 2: How do you get to New York from Philly?

608
00:29:22,560 --> 00:29:24,200
Speaker 4: I did the train, Oh.

609
00:29:23,960 --> 00:29:27,920
Speaker 2: The train public transits something that exists in every American city.

610
00:29:28,240 --> 00:29:29,800
Speaker 2: Ohcept Los Angeles.

611
00:29:29,880 --> 00:29:32,160
Speaker 4: Yeah, no, it's awesome. Yeah, an hour and twenty minutes.

612
00:29:32,320 --> 00:29:32,840
Speaker 2: That's great.

613
00:29:32,880 --> 00:29:33,640
Speaker 1: Oh that's nice.

614
00:29:33,720 --> 00:29:38,280
Speaker 4: Yeah. And I just was in DC on Friday and

615
00:29:38,280 --> 00:29:40,240
Speaker 4: and I took the train there and that was I

616
00:29:40,280 --> 00:29:42,840
Speaker 4: took the Acela because I wasn't paying for it and

617
00:29:42,840 --> 00:29:45,000
Speaker 4: which is the fast train, And that was only an

618
00:29:45,000 --> 00:29:47,440
Speaker 4: hour and a half. Wow, to get to d C.

619
00:29:48,080 --> 00:29:50,360
Speaker 2: That's great. It's so cool that you're like in the.

620
00:29:50,280 --> 00:29:51,760
Speaker 4: Midle there's so many things.

621
00:29:51,840 --> 00:29:54,120
Speaker 2: Yeah, all those cities are so close to each other.

622
00:29:54,200 --> 00:29:56,880
Speaker 2: And when I when you compare it to just the

623
00:29:56,920 --> 00:30:00,320
Speaker 2: state of California, Montana, where I'm from, it's like, oh,

624
00:30:00,360 --> 00:30:02,240
Speaker 2: I want to go see my uncle. That's a three

625
00:30:02,320 --> 00:30:06,320
Speaker 2: day drive. Like we're old Wild West people. I don't know.

626
00:30:06,400 --> 00:30:10,040
Speaker 4: Did you was how close is Boise from from Missoula?

627
00:30:10,320 --> 00:30:11,320
Speaker 2: Oh? Nine hours?

628
00:30:11,400 --> 00:30:13,400
Speaker 4: Oh okay, so your dad did not make the trip?

629
00:30:13,600 --> 00:30:19,080
Speaker 2: No, no, But I have cousins there and they they

630
00:30:19,160 --> 00:30:23,520
Speaker 2: it was interesting too to hook up with them again

631
00:30:23,600 --> 00:30:26,560
Speaker 2: because they both spent quite a bit of time in

632
00:30:26,680 --> 00:30:32,680
Speaker 2: prison and hard times when we were younger, uh, in

633
00:30:32,800 --> 00:30:36,000
Speaker 2: foster homes and stuff. But they were great, and I

634
00:30:36,040 --> 00:30:38,640
Speaker 2: was talking to them, and even though I could tell

635
00:30:38,680 --> 00:30:42,560
Speaker 2: there's been this rough life that they've led, they really

636
00:30:42,600 --> 00:30:44,680
Speaker 2: were kind of like me. Like the the way my

637
00:30:44,760 --> 00:30:47,880
Speaker 2: cousin was talking, I was like, oh man, you are

638
00:30:47,960 --> 00:30:51,200
Speaker 2: related to me. Yeah, So then I feel like I

639
00:30:51,240 --> 00:30:53,400
Speaker 2: have spent some time in prison. So I feel like

640
00:30:53,440 --> 00:30:55,640
Speaker 2: I came back from Boise a little harder.

641
00:30:55,760 --> 00:30:58,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, oh yeah, and you got that tear drop?

642
00:30:59,200 --> 00:31:00,880
Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, there is the fact that I got this

643
00:31:00,920 --> 00:31:01,400
Speaker 2: tear drop.

644
00:31:01,680 --> 00:31:04,640
Speaker 4: You're going to be in get hard to Oh my.

645
00:31:04,480 --> 00:31:08,360
Speaker 2: God, I I get angry when I see that billboard?

646
00:31:08,360 --> 00:31:12,120
Speaker 2: Does anyone else get angry about it? Existing? Kevin Hart

647
00:31:12,120 --> 00:31:14,440
Speaker 2: can just go straight to hack as far as I'm concerned.

648
00:31:15,360 --> 00:31:20,280
Speaker 4: Are you said? What that same hack? Kind of your

649
00:31:20,320 --> 00:31:21,040
Speaker 4: tear drop test?

650
00:31:21,120 --> 00:31:23,120
Speaker 2: You know what? This is fun?

651
00:31:25,520 --> 00:31:28,720
Speaker 4: We'll give you you kiss and excuse me.

652
00:31:28,840 --> 00:31:30,960
Speaker 2: But I've I have some cousins that are in gangs.

653
00:31:31,080 --> 00:31:34,760
Speaker 2: It's it's that's do It's this damn figgly foo that

654
00:31:34,920 --> 00:31:38,560
Speaker 2: he's been up to. That's that's chit canery. And I'm.

655
00:31:39,640 --> 00:31:43,120
Speaker 4: Get I don't like this. I don't like to swear

656
00:31:43,160 --> 00:31:45,600
Speaker 4: around Tenny and so, but it's really hard for me

657
00:31:45,640 --> 00:31:48,160
Speaker 4: not to be in the car not say motherfucker. So

658
00:31:48,480 --> 00:31:52,000
Speaker 4: I I I say buster now instead, it will just

659
00:31:52,320 --> 00:31:55,840
Speaker 4: really no, I just say buster. Look at that buster,

660
00:31:57,280 --> 00:31:58,160
Speaker 4: Look at that Buster.

661
00:31:58,520 --> 00:31:59,880
Speaker 2: Oh that's great, that Buster.

662
00:32:00,200 --> 00:32:02,480
Speaker 4: And it's satisfying. It's satisfying in a way that I

663
00:32:02,520 --> 00:32:04,440
Speaker 4: needed to be because motherfucker.

664
00:32:04,560 --> 00:32:11,000
Speaker 2: So and my sister was saying motherfucker in front of

665
00:32:11,040 --> 00:32:13,880
Speaker 2: her kids the whole time, and they just knew that

666
00:32:13,960 --> 00:32:17,280
Speaker 2: they couldn't. And when she said it, she got a

667
00:32:17,480 --> 00:32:19,880
Speaker 2: fuck her and they go up, you owe us. She

668
00:32:19,960 --> 00:32:21,920
Speaker 2: had to put money in a jar or something, and

669
00:32:21,920 --> 00:32:25,640
Speaker 2: they get the money. So if my sister continues to swear,

670
00:32:25,720 --> 00:32:28,920
Speaker 2: and they never do swear, they make money. She she

671
00:32:29,040 --> 00:32:33,600
Speaker 2: made a little business out of her. Yeah, yeah, for

672
00:32:33,640 --> 00:32:35,960
Speaker 2: the kids. But Tenny is Tenny is.

673
00:32:36,840 --> 00:32:39,280
Speaker 4: My mom never swore around me, so I just it's weird.

674
00:32:39,280 --> 00:32:41,880
Speaker 4: I've always felt like uncomfortable about swearing around kids.

675
00:32:42,160 --> 00:32:45,200
Speaker 3: My parents always swore around me. And then when I

676
00:32:45,240 --> 00:32:48,080
Speaker 3: would swear, my dad be like what it? Oh my god,

677
00:32:48,200 --> 00:32:49,080
Speaker 3: I've heard you say.

678
00:32:49,400 --> 00:32:51,960
Speaker 4: Yeah. See that's why, like I would feel like it's permissive,

679
00:32:52,000 --> 00:32:53,000
Speaker 4: even if you're saying it's not.

680
00:32:53,320 --> 00:32:55,720
Speaker 2: I'm afraid that friends used to come to my house

681
00:32:55,880 --> 00:32:58,880
Speaker 2: and as entertainment. Watch me swear around.

682
00:32:58,600 --> 00:33:02,200
Speaker 1: My mom because she didn't care, like she doesn't know.

683
00:33:02,480 --> 00:33:05,400
Speaker 2: I mean, well, I was angry at her. Oh I

684
00:33:05,440 --> 00:33:11,520
Speaker 2: see I didn't care. Ah yeah, sorry, sorry forty year

685
00:33:11,560 --> 00:33:15,240
Speaker 2: old mom. Sorry I said things.

686
00:33:15,480 --> 00:33:17,320
Speaker 1: That's that's what you were supposed to do as a teen.

687
00:33:17,680 --> 00:33:19,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, I was angry. Man.

688
00:33:19,120 --> 00:33:21,440
Speaker 1: That was the setup you were.

689
00:33:21,480 --> 00:33:23,200
Speaker 4: You had it all like you were like an eighties

690
00:33:23,280 --> 00:33:26,720
Speaker 4: movie wrapped up, you know, angry teen skateboarding away.

691
00:33:26,880 --> 00:33:28,880
Speaker 2: Yeah, I was that way crazy.

692
00:33:29,160 --> 00:33:30,320
Speaker 4: Want to hair?

693
00:33:31,440 --> 00:33:32,040
Speaker 2: Oh we don't.

694
00:33:32,240 --> 00:33:34,040
Speaker 1: Oh no, no, I just didn't know.

695
00:33:34,200 --> 00:33:39,240
Speaker 2: Oh, we're going to a hotel in Fairfax and Melrose.

696
00:33:39,480 --> 00:33:43,640
Speaker 3: Okay, maybe we'll just go down.

697
00:33:43,240 --> 00:33:45,560
Speaker 4: It's just am I being kidnapped?

698
00:33:45,760 --> 00:33:46,480
Speaker 2: That yeah?

699
00:33:46,600 --> 00:33:48,720
Speaker 4: Sorry, And I mean you do love me.

700
00:33:48,960 --> 00:33:50,440
Speaker 1: I love you so much. When I'm taking you to

701
00:33:50,480 --> 00:33:53,040
Speaker 1: my house and I'm gonna hobble you.

702
00:33:53,280 --> 00:33:58,880
Speaker 2: Oh, and I'm gonna hobble you. She's gonna hobble your peach.

703
00:34:01,160 --> 00:34:05,920
Speaker 2: Everyone here knows I'm talking about turning you to shoes. Yeah,

704
00:34:06,240 --> 00:34:09,040
Speaker 2: we're gonna yeah, sorry, we put a bag on your head,

705
00:34:09,080 --> 00:34:11,319
Speaker 2: but we will be dropping you off. We're kidnapping you,

706
00:34:11,520 --> 00:34:13,399
Speaker 2: but we are taking you to the hotel. You will.

707
00:34:15,480 --> 00:34:17,080
Speaker 2: So it's actually pretty low stakes.

708
00:34:17,080 --> 00:34:18,480
Speaker 1: It's a service of the hotel.

709
00:34:18,719 --> 00:34:18,959
Speaker 2: Yes.

710
00:34:19,320 --> 00:34:24,000
Speaker 4: Oh it's a small world. Yeah, I mean it really is.

711
00:34:24,200 --> 00:34:28,040
Speaker 2: It's just a virtual experience that they've been trying at

712
00:34:28,040 --> 00:34:29,520
Speaker 2: that hotel Oculus Rift.

713
00:34:29,800 --> 00:34:30,000
Speaker 4: Yah.

714
00:34:30,080 --> 00:34:30,279
Speaker 2: Yeah.

715
00:34:30,320 --> 00:34:31,640
Speaker 4: The satellite plan.

716
00:34:31,600 --> 00:34:34,640
Speaker 2: Yes, they're like, do you want to violently experience our

717
00:34:34,719 --> 00:34:35,439
Speaker 2: kidnap plan?

718
00:34:36,719 --> 00:34:39,360
Speaker 4: You checked that it was defaulted.

719
00:34:40,400 --> 00:34:40,640
Speaker 2: Yeah.

720
00:34:40,680 --> 00:34:44,080
Speaker 4: The website website. I don't want to be opted in

721
00:34:44,239 --> 00:34:47,960
Speaker 4: right away websites. I think that's against the ftc uham

722
00:34:48,080 --> 00:34:49,040
Speaker 4: Loss or the FDA.

723
00:34:49,239 --> 00:34:51,160
Speaker 2: I'm not either way. It's not approved.

724
00:34:51,400 --> 00:34:56,840
Speaker 3: Look, it's the policy of the days in so that's yeah.

725
00:35:00,640 --> 00:35:02,759
Speaker 4: You're supposed to be like, oh, I won't say the name,

726
00:35:02,800 --> 00:35:04,800
Speaker 4: but it's something like blaze Blind.

727
00:35:06,080 --> 00:35:12,160
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, it's the hotel low Hotel Blicks. Yeah, not

728
00:35:12,239 --> 00:35:14,520
Speaker 2: that they blow sponsor if do you need to ride?

729
00:35:14,520 --> 00:35:15,920
Speaker 2: No tel sex thank you?

730
00:35:16,080 --> 00:35:17,239
Speaker 4: Do you guys have sponsors?

731
00:35:17,760 --> 00:35:18,680
Speaker 2: Nos?

732
00:35:19,120 --> 00:35:21,759
Speaker 4: Yeah I do. Oh oh my god, I forgot about

733
00:35:21,760 --> 00:35:23,960
Speaker 4: this thing that I get to do that you just reminded.

734
00:35:24,000 --> 00:35:28,960
Speaker 4: My mom said for because they have these uncomfortable bowling shirts.

735
00:35:29,080 --> 00:35:34,200
Speaker 4: Uh huh okay, and I can't remember who's who's sponsoring them.

736
00:35:34,239 --> 00:35:39,440
Speaker 4: Her bowling team City, Yeah, in Sun City, Arizona. And

737
00:35:39,480 --> 00:35:41,920
Speaker 4: I said how much would nice bowling shirts cost? And

738
00:35:42,000 --> 00:35:43,640
Speaker 4: she's like, I don't know, like you know, twenty five

739
00:35:43,680 --> 00:35:45,919
Speaker 4: thirty dollars each. I'm like, if I buy you guys

740
00:35:45,920 --> 00:35:49,600
Speaker 4: bowling shirts, can I sponsor your team? She goes yes,

741
00:35:50,440 --> 00:35:53,279
Speaker 4: will you call them? Like it was like she said

742
00:35:53,320 --> 00:35:56,359
Speaker 4: that they're called the Zoo Crew that's part of the deal.

743
00:35:56,400 --> 00:35:58,919
Speaker 4: I'm like, can they be called Michelle balloon Zu Crew?

744
00:36:00,160 --> 00:36:00,359
Speaker 1: Yes?

745
00:36:00,719 --> 00:36:02,360
Speaker 4: Can I put a big picture of myself?

746
00:36:02,480 --> 00:36:03,799
Speaker 1: No? Sure?

747
00:36:03,880 --> 00:36:05,960
Speaker 4: How about I do some designs? And she's totally gonna

748
00:36:06,040 --> 00:36:08,360
Speaker 4: let me sponsor her team. She says there has to

749
00:36:08,360 --> 00:36:10,440
Speaker 4: be an animal in it. I thought i'd remember when

750
00:36:10,440 --> 00:36:12,880
Speaker 4: we went and go saw those tigers. Chris, I have

751
00:36:13,000 --> 00:36:16,080
Speaker 4: this Polari picture holding a baby tiger. It's a terrible

752
00:36:16,080 --> 00:36:18,800
Speaker 4: picture of me, but I am holding a baby tiger

753
00:36:19,320 --> 00:36:21,479
Speaker 4: and that would be great to put on a bowling jersey.

754
00:36:21,480 --> 00:36:23,719
Speaker 2: It would be hard to but you have to heat

755
00:36:23,760 --> 00:36:26,040
Speaker 2: transfer a photo of it.

756
00:36:25,600 --> 00:36:27,160
Speaker 4: Or oh sounds like you know how to do it.

757
00:36:27,360 --> 00:36:29,719
Speaker 2: I do. I do, and it's not gonna look good.

758
00:36:29,760 --> 00:36:31,480
Speaker 2: You want their shirts.

759
00:36:31,080 --> 00:36:33,080
Speaker 4: To look good, I'm gonna have to have.

760
00:36:33,160 --> 00:36:36,839
Speaker 2: You're gonna want to maybe some original artwork, some vectorized

761
00:36:36,920 --> 00:36:37,400
Speaker 2: line art.

762
00:36:37,600 --> 00:36:40,319
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, you know. Chris worked at a T shirt

763
00:36:40,560 --> 00:36:43,160
Speaker 4: place in Austin, Texas, met him.

764
00:36:43,200 --> 00:36:45,680
Speaker 1: What was it called text screen?

765
00:36:46,000 --> 00:36:49,240
Speaker 4: Yeah, it was right by that tie place, wasn't it ice.

766
00:36:49,880 --> 00:36:52,440
Speaker 2: Yeah. I lived above the type place. Oh yeah, the

767
00:36:52,480 --> 00:36:54,200
Speaker 2: noodle house. And then at the end of the week,

768
00:36:54,239 --> 00:36:56,200
Speaker 2: I would go down to Night's that do you have

769
00:36:56,239 --> 00:36:59,520
Speaker 2: any leftover food? And she would give me.

770
00:36:59,800 --> 00:37:01,640
Speaker 4: I didn't know that. That's funny.

771
00:37:01,880 --> 00:37:02,560
Speaker 2: I was poor.

772
00:37:02,800 --> 00:37:04,719
Speaker 4: We would have food in our house, like we we

773
00:37:04,920 --> 00:37:06,600
Speaker 4: We'd be like, I don't really want to eat this, Well,

774
00:37:06,600 --> 00:37:07,800
Speaker 4: maybe Chris will come over.

775
00:37:07,640 --> 00:37:07,960
Speaker 1: And eat it.

776
00:37:08,239 --> 00:37:11,880
Speaker 2: I literally I would drive across county people, I would.

777
00:37:11,920 --> 00:37:14,719
Speaker 4: I would just have things. And one time you ate

778
00:37:15,280 --> 00:37:18,000
Speaker 4: my roommates left over, I'm gonna no one knows that

779
00:37:18,080 --> 00:37:20,200
Speaker 4: this person is Tiffany. Remember she had like eat the

780
00:37:20,200 --> 00:37:23,040
Speaker 4: opium food and you ate the leftovers and then she

781
00:37:23,080 --> 00:37:24,040
Speaker 4: got really mad at you.

782
00:37:24,160 --> 00:37:27,480
Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, and I'm okay with I'm okay with that.

783
00:37:28,560 --> 00:37:29,840
Speaker 4: She's kind of a dour person.

784
00:37:30,080 --> 00:37:32,799
Speaker 1: Yeah, and a huge listener of this show.

785
00:37:33,000 --> 00:37:36,680
Speaker 4: Yeah, I know, I feel apology Republican.

786
00:37:39,320 --> 00:37:39,880
Speaker 1: Leftovers.

787
00:37:39,960 --> 00:37:43,480
Speaker 2: Yeah, I would eat him again. I would eat him again,

788
00:37:44,200 --> 00:37:50,480
Speaker 2: and I would still knock knock over Jason's badger dancing Badgers.

789
00:37:50,640 --> 00:37:52,799
Speaker 2: It was like I'd spit on a family member. He

790
00:37:52,840 --> 00:37:58,080
Speaker 2: had this college mascot that would dance the Wisconsin who

791
00:37:58,160 --> 00:38:00,360
Speaker 2: were just they would just play duke, and I wondered

792
00:38:00,400 --> 00:38:01,880
Speaker 2: if it would break up their marriage.

793
00:38:02,000 --> 00:38:02,759
Speaker 4: It did not know.

794
00:38:02,880 --> 00:38:06,120
Speaker 2: They're still They're still living there, living hard, living hard

795
00:38:06,200 --> 00:38:08,440
Speaker 2: with like Kevin Hart hard livers.

796
00:38:09,320 --> 00:38:12,080
Speaker 4: But anyhow, enough about people we don't really care about.

797
00:38:13,120 --> 00:38:18,360
Speaker 2: I did work. I work shirt yeah, t shirt shopping.

798
00:38:19,080 --> 00:38:20,880
Speaker 4: Chris and I have known each other for quite a

799
00:38:20,920 --> 00:38:24,239
Speaker 4: long time. We started doing stand up together in two

800
00:38:24,239 --> 00:38:26,440
Speaker 4: thousand and two thousand is when I started. But you

801
00:38:26,480 --> 00:38:27,920
Speaker 4: started a few months before.

802
00:38:27,960 --> 00:38:30,719
Speaker 2: My back up my story that I told before she

803
00:38:30,760 --> 00:38:33,879
Speaker 2: got in the cover. Let's see, Okay, okay, so tell

804
00:38:33,960 --> 00:38:36,200
Speaker 2: us more about this first time you did comedy.

805
00:38:36,360 --> 00:38:38,879
Speaker 4: Oh, the first time I did stand Okay, the first

806
00:38:38,920 --> 00:38:40,759
Speaker 4: time I did stand up. John Raven was the open

807
00:38:40,840 --> 00:38:41,200
Speaker 4: my coat.

808
00:38:41,520 --> 00:38:42,360
Speaker 2: She's backing up.

809
00:38:42,880 --> 00:38:44,960
Speaker 4: But I know what you're talking about. You were this

810
00:38:45,080 --> 00:38:47,000
Speaker 4: now here. I know what he's talking about. The second

811
00:38:47,040 --> 00:38:50,800
Speaker 4: time I did stand up, Okay. Chris Fairbanks was the host. Okay,

812
00:38:53,120 --> 00:38:57,400
Speaker 4: he had a mustache, he had handcuffs, and he called

813
00:38:57,440 --> 00:39:00,600
Speaker 4: himself the Comedy Cup and I thought he was like

814
00:39:00,719 --> 00:39:03,440
Speaker 4: twenty years older than I was. It was and I

815
00:39:03,480 --> 00:39:05,680
Speaker 4: thought I was like thought he was. I mean, I

816
00:39:05,760 --> 00:39:10,920
Speaker 4: just I was like, didn't call myself, you call the

817
00:39:11,000 --> 00:39:15,359
Speaker 4: comedy car And who is this guy? I did that night?

818
00:39:15,400 --> 00:39:16,560
Speaker 2: I was doing a character.

819
00:39:16,760 --> 00:39:19,680
Speaker 4: I didn't know anything about comedy started.

820
00:39:19,920 --> 00:39:21,520
Speaker 2: I'm scared to start doing stand up?

821
00:39:21,920 --> 00:39:24,160
Speaker 1: What did you? Sorry? Can I just ask what would

822
00:39:24,160 --> 00:39:26,120
Speaker 1: the comedy cops say? When he got on stage?

823
00:39:26,040 --> 00:39:26,200
Speaker 4: Yeah?

824
00:39:26,200 --> 00:39:28,920
Speaker 2: Don't remember I pulled over a woman named Miranda the

825
00:39:29,000 --> 00:39:33,280
Speaker 2: other day. I didn't have no alright, already what.

826
00:39:37,280 --> 00:39:39,520
Speaker 3: You slid right into that like you've been waiting to

827
00:39:39,600 --> 00:39:41,080
Speaker 3: say it for twenty years.

828
00:39:41,560 --> 00:39:44,279
Speaker 2: I don't know. I think that's how I said it

829
00:39:44,560 --> 00:39:47,319
Speaker 2: was so I remember it being very popular at the time.

830
00:39:47,840 --> 00:39:49,640
Speaker 1: You were a cop that was doing comedy.

831
00:39:49,840 --> 00:39:51,040
Speaker 2: I didn't know what else to do.

832
00:39:51,560 --> 00:39:53,520
Speaker 4: Okay, how long and when did you start? So I

833
00:39:53,560 --> 00:39:56,719
Speaker 4: started in February two thousand. You started just before that, right?

834
00:39:56,840 --> 00:40:00,560
Speaker 2: Yeah? Yeah, yeah, so I was I had reached the

835
00:40:00,600 --> 00:40:02,120
Speaker 2: ranks of hosting the open mic.

836
00:40:03,040 --> 00:40:04,680
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'll be a room open mic.

837
00:40:05,320 --> 00:40:06,320
Speaker 2: That's where we started.

838
00:40:06,400 --> 00:40:10,640
Speaker 4: That is the valve, Karen, you shouldn't. And our friend

839
00:40:10,680 --> 00:40:14,080
Speaker 4: Mary Mario to Giorgio, is doing a great, great job

840
00:40:14,120 --> 00:40:14,319
Speaker 4: with it.

841
00:40:14,360 --> 00:40:16,680
Speaker 2: A lot of people call Mario, but his name's Mary.

842
00:40:16,840 --> 00:40:19,280
Speaker 4: It is the people. Do you call Mario?

843
00:40:19,520 --> 00:40:20,240
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's spelled.

844
00:40:20,680 --> 00:40:22,960
Speaker 4: I fucking hate that place. That Mormon they're building one

845
00:40:23,000 --> 00:40:28,960
Speaker 4: of these big Mormon castles. Is anybody Mormon in here

846
00:40:30,000 --> 00:40:32,320
Speaker 4: and they're building on it. I'm so mad because Philadelphia

847
00:40:32,440 --> 00:40:35,080
Speaker 4: so historic with such beautiful old buildings, and I love

848
00:40:35,120 --> 00:40:37,840
Speaker 4: it so much, and then they're building this fake, like

849
00:40:37,840 --> 00:40:41,560
Speaker 4: like luxurious castle where people are gonna go by and

850
00:40:41,600 --> 00:40:43,839
Speaker 4: be like, oh look, let's take a picture in front

851
00:40:43,840 --> 00:40:46,440
Speaker 4: of this famous building, like fuck you, it's it's wait.

852
00:40:46,560 --> 00:40:50,560
Speaker 3: Mormons are like opening up places in Philadelphia.

853
00:40:50,680 --> 00:40:54,680
Speaker 4: Yeah, the huge like that. It looks like that, and

854
00:40:54,719 --> 00:40:56,239
Speaker 4: it's right in the middle of town.

855
00:40:57,239 --> 00:40:59,960
Speaker 1: Organized religion can be so creepy sometimes.

856
00:41:00,120 --> 00:41:01,759
Speaker 4: No, And I brought my old my older sister was

857
00:41:01,840 --> 00:41:04,160
Speaker 4: visiting me here and we drove past that and night

858
00:41:04,200 --> 00:41:07,879
Speaker 4: it gets all lit up and and she's like, oh,

859
00:41:08,000 --> 00:41:11,000
Speaker 4: she's I've seen that before. I'm like, no, you haven't. No,

860
00:41:11,040 --> 00:41:12,839
Speaker 4: I swear, And though you want to think that you've

861
00:41:12,880 --> 00:41:15,160
Speaker 4: seen it before. You've never seen it before. I said,

862
00:41:15,200 --> 00:41:18,359
Speaker 4: it's just faice to look like it's some sort of auspicious.

863
00:41:18,400 --> 00:41:23,040
Speaker 4: Is that the word I'm thinking of, right, auspicious, important, ostentatious, ostentatious,

864
00:41:23,040 --> 00:41:28,480
Speaker 4: that's probably better ridiculous, sinister. Oh but yeah. And I

865
00:41:28,520 --> 00:41:31,239
Speaker 4: was like, and I got angry about it because I'm like, no, God,

866
00:41:31,320 --> 00:41:34,880
Speaker 4: it's just like fucking you know, like it's like scientology,

867
00:41:34,960 --> 00:41:37,160
Speaker 4: fake psychiatry museum, just checking you.

868
00:41:37,160 --> 00:41:39,680
Speaker 3: You know, So they basically made themselves look like they

869
00:41:39,680 --> 00:41:43,640
Speaker 3: were also a historic thing that you should visit in Philadelphia.

870
00:41:43,640 --> 00:41:46,760
Speaker 4: That's my opinion of it, because I feel like that's

871
00:41:46,960 --> 00:41:50,000
Speaker 4: how it comes off, you know, And I just I

872
00:41:50,080 --> 00:41:50,520
Speaker 4: find it.

873
00:41:50,560 --> 00:41:53,919
Speaker 2: Just well, these are strong words coming from a woman

874
00:41:53,920 --> 00:41:59,320
Speaker 2: who's currently sitting on a sheet with holes in to

875
00:41:59,480 --> 00:42:01,799
Speaker 2: use the No, it's our old joke. We don't know

876
00:42:01,840 --> 00:42:05,000
Speaker 2: the difference between Judaism and but like we said, we

877
00:42:05,000 --> 00:42:06,520
Speaker 2: don't like it organized.

878
00:42:06,960 --> 00:42:07,160
Speaker 1: Why?

879
00:42:07,360 --> 00:42:09,400
Speaker 4: I like, why do you have you have dogs?

880
00:42:09,719 --> 00:42:12,880
Speaker 1: Yes? Okay, can't you see all of the hair everywhere?

881
00:42:12,960 --> 00:42:18,360
Speaker 2: I want to start the world whir first? Unorganized religion?

882
00:42:18,760 --> 00:42:20,560
Speaker 4: Okay, just when.

883
00:42:22,000 --> 00:42:25,920
Speaker 2: Where's the phone number to the pastor again like that

884
00:42:26,000 --> 00:42:28,319
Speaker 2: kind of like we really just don't know what we're doing.

885
00:42:28,760 --> 00:42:30,640
Speaker 1: Every it's always a half number la.

886
00:42:30,800 --> 00:42:33,840
Speaker 2: I don't like about organized religion is because everything is

887
00:42:33,880 --> 00:42:34,960
Speaker 2: in order and everything.

888
00:42:34,960 --> 00:42:36,560
Speaker 4: Why does it have to be Sundays all the time?

889
00:42:36,600 --> 00:42:36,799
Speaker 1: Yeah?

890
00:42:36,840 --> 00:42:37,960
Speaker 2: Yeah, I want mine to be.

891
00:42:38,480 --> 00:42:40,879
Speaker 4: Can we read a different book again?

892
00:42:41,120 --> 00:42:41,319
Speaker 2: Yeah?

893
00:42:41,600 --> 00:42:41,880
Speaker 4: Mind?

894
00:42:41,920 --> 00:42:45,600
Speaker 2: The gods are gonna flip flop opinions will change from

895
00:42:45,600 --> 00:42:47,600
Speaker 2: one week to the next, and we don't have anyone's

896
00:42:47,640 --> 00:42:52,040
Speaker 2: phone number. Do you guys like my unorganized religion?

897
00:42:53,200 --> 00:42:55,040
Speaker 1: I like it better than the comedy CoP's.

898
00:42:56,200 --> 00:42:59,880
Speaker 2: He was great. The comedy Cop brought people joy.

899
00:43:00,080 --> 00:43:01,799
Speaker 1: Yeah, but he killed a lot of people too.

900
00:43:01,960 --> 00:43:04,320
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's the dark side of the common.

901
00:43:04,120 --> 00:43:06,640
Speaker 1: You guys, look right now, they're tearing that building apart.

902
00:43:06,800 --> 00:43:09,680
Speaker 4: I had a cardiac arrest Beverly Hill.

903
00:43:11,600 --> 00:43:13,879
Speaker 1: They're they're drilling into the just.

904
00:43:13,800 --> 00:43:15,200
Speaker 2: Now getting started.

905
00:43:14,960 --> 00:43:18,320
Speaker 4: Are they? Are they getting out with clues for Whitney

906
00:43:18,320 --> 00:43:19,520
Speaker 4: Houston's mysterious death?

907
00:43:19,680 --> 00:43:20,640
Speaker 1: Is that where she went down?

908
00:43:20,880 --> 00:43:21,359
Speaker 4: That's where she.

909
00:43:21,320 --> 00:43:26,719
Speaker 2: Died, right there on that ledge. We got a got

910
00:43:26,760 --> 00:43:32,200
Speaker 2: a hammer. Oh, here's a drop of Bobby brown'siz. That's

911
00:43:32,200 --> 00:43:37,680
Speaker 2: what they're saying. I knew he did it. I knew

912
00:43:37,680 --> 00:43:40,719
Speaker 2: he did. That is interesting. I love you know, when

913
00:43:40,719 --> 00:43:42,759
Speaker 2: it comes down to it, we're all just fucking seven

914
00:43:42,840 --> 00:43:45,120
Speaker 2: year old boys are excited about.

915
00:43:45,120 --> 00:43:47,640
Speaker 4: I love seeing cement mixers. I'm gonna just throw that

916
00:43:47,719 --> 00:43:51,040
Speaker 4: out there. What I like cement mixers? Oh okay, I

917
00:43:51,080 --> 00:43:57,759
Speaker 4: don't know. I like eddie mixers. Apparently it is fun

918
00:43:57,800 --> 00:43:58,120
Speaker 4: to walk.

919
00:43:58,200 --> 00:44:03,799
Speaker 1: It's so funny you can really hear it.

920
00:44:04,040 --> 00:44:07,759
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, Oh wow, they're really getting after it. And

921
00:44:07,800 --> 00:44:10,640
Speaker 2: look at that guy spraying. He sprang it with water

922
00:44:10,880 --> 00:44:15,120
Speaker 2: at talube. The the puncher, Oh looks sparks.

923
00:44:18,120 --> 00:44:20,399
Speaker 4: I hope that was really high tech. It doesn't look

924
00:44:20,480 --> 00:44:24,800
Speaker 4: like you're your grandpa's whole whole puncher. No, no, they're moving.

925
00:44:25,480 --> 00:44:28,759
Speaker 2: This is your grandson's whole puncher. I mean I hope

926
00:44:28,760 --> 00:44:32,279
Speaker 2: they marked lines in the power line, you know. I

927
00:44:32,320 --> 00:44:36,319
Speaker 2: hope that's That's one thing that Beverly Hills Hotel doesn't need.

928
00:44:36,360 --> 00:44:40,160
Speaker 2: It is a needless outage. Look, they started, they're a

929
00:44:40,160 --> 00:44:40,680
Speaker 2: little bit.

930
00:44:42,640 --> 00:44:46,480
Speaker 4: Are they Is this place being demolished?

931
00:44:46,560 --> 00:44:48,600
Speaker 2: Are you about to are if they have the right

932
00:44:48,640 --> 00:44:49,200
Speaker 2: to be doing that?

933
00:44:49,200 --> 00:44:52,240
Speaker 4: Do you kind if I find it's such a historic building?

934
00:44:52,480 --> 00:44:55,799
Speaker 2: Yeah? Are those what if we're just watching really rich vandals. Ye,

935
00:44:56,360 --> 00:44:57,759
Speaker 2: like we bought this equipment.

936
00:44:57,960 --> 00:45:00,880
Speaker 1: We bought this huge weird poker. It seems to be

937
00:45:00,920 --> 00:45:02,080
Speaker 1: able to knock anything down.

938
00:45:02,120 --> 00:45:04,320
Speaker 2: The big weird with the I like to call it

939
00:45:04,320 --> 00:45:08,520
Speaker 2: a puncher. Maybe loop the puncher you guys love then.

940
00:45:08,719 --> 00:45:12,560
Speaker 4: Maybe the installation art like eye way ways. It's like signifying.

941
00:45:12,800 --> 00:45:14,960
Speaker 2: Right, I was gonna say, what they're doing is just

942
00:45:15,040 --> 00:45:15,840
Speaker 2: the new graffiti.

943
00:45:16,960 --> 00:45:18,520
Speaker 1: That's right, bear it all down?

944
00:45:18,840 --> 00:45:20,960
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's what that means. It really stands for a

945
00:45:21,000 --> 00:45:22,960
Speaker 4: lot of bigger things. Yeah, that I can't think of.

946
00:45:23,200 --> 00:45:27,120
Speaker 2: Yeah, well, the Berlin Mall comes to mind. Nineteen eighty nine.

947
00:45:27,840 --> 00:45:28,759
Speaker 4: It was it eighty nine.

948
00:45:28,920 --> 00:45:31,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, that one time.

949
00:45:32,600 --> 00:45:36,560
Speaker 2: Time, remember and David Hasselhoff came out in a suit

950
00:45:36,680 --> 00:45:41,120
Speaker 2: made of lights and performed what looked on a feeling

951
00:45:41,680 --> 00:45:45,640
Speaker 2: yes on the walk it up on the Berlin guys.

952
00:45:45,719 --> 00:45:48,320
Speaker 2: These girls are teaming up on me and I'm.

953
00:45:48,160 --> 00:45:51,520
Speaker 1: Just asking a question that wasn't really you think.

954
00:45:51,360 --> 00:45:54,120
Speaker 4: That clip would play over and over and over until

955
00:45:54,160 --> 00:45:54,879
Speaker 4: the end of time.

956
00:45:54,920 --> 00:45:57,280
Speaker 2: He had a suit that lit up like urban cowboys,

957
00:45:58,640 --> 00:46:00,799
Speaker 2: and it was lit up. It was like a mariachi

958
00:46:01,000 --> 00:46:01,720
Speaker 2: person souper.

959
00:46:01,719 --> 00:46:05,520
Speaker 4: But my memory of the comedy cop maybe exaggerated.

960
00:46:04,880 --> 00:46:09,799
Speaker 2: As as there. I wasn't called the comedy cop. I

961
00:46:09,840 --> 00:46:12,920
Speaker 2: was just like, Hey, I'm a detective so and so

962
00:46:14,080 --> 00:46:17,000
Speaker 2: from the third precinct. I've been wanting to try some jokes.

963
00:46:17,120 --> 00:46:20,560
Speaker 2: It wasn't like, Hey, I'm Chris the comedy cop. Let's

964
00:46:20,560 --> 00:46:23,200
Speaker 2: see what I got in this bag here? Oh, this

965
00:46:23,320 --> 00:46:25,200
Speaker 2: is called Michael Jackson's bicycle.

966
00:46:25,360 --> 00:46:26,759
Speaker 1: That would be the comedy mail man.

967
00:46:27,000 --> 00:46:35,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, I guess so, oh who addressing Michael Jackson's next

968
00:46:35,080 --> 00:46:38,120
Speaker 2: letter is to Rush Limbaugh. I wonder what he has

969
00:46:38,200 --> 00:46:40,680
Speaker 2: to say. Then I'd go into an impression. I actually

970
00:46:40,800 --> 00:46:42,359
Speaker 2: like this act that we're writer.

971
00:46:42,560 --> 00:46:46,160
Speaker 3: I think you should read premiere it at your one

972
00:46:46,200 --> 00:46:47,920
Speaker 3: hour special at Meltown's.

973
00:46:48,120 --> 00:46:51,000
Speaker 2: I would love to, but I don't have a mustache.

974
00:46:50,560 --> 00:46:52,640
Speaker 1: Michelle. If you have a show to night, are you

975
00:46:52,640 --> 00:46:53,719
Speaker 1: gonna go to Chris's show?

976
00:46:53,920 --> 00:46:56,400
Speaker 4: I did I text you Chris saying I was sorry

977
00:46:56,480 --> 00:46:59,239
Speaker 4: I'm not going, or emailed in some form of communication,

978
00:46:59,400 --> 00:47:01,319
Speaker 4: or maybe I thought it really loud.

979
00:47:01,520 --> 00:47:02,640
Speaker 2: Had I accepted it?

980
00:47:02,800 --> 00:47:03,479
Speaker 4: But I don't.

981
00:47:04,560 --> 00:47:04,840
Speaker 2: I don't know.

982
00:47:05,440 --> 00:47:08,399
Speaker 4: Maybe maybe you're not speaking to me, but no, but no,

983
00:47:08,440 --> 00:47:11,040
Speaker 4: I have a I have a show tonight, and is

984
00:47:11,040 --> 00:47:13,959
Speaker 4: your down to tomorrow, Yes, tomorrow show.

985
00:47:14,320 --> 00:47:18,120
Speaker 2: The head is in the clouds right now. Yeah, show tomorrow.

986
00:47:18,280 --> 00:47:20,040
Speaker 4: I'm going did I say tonight? Yeah?

987
00:47:20,120 --> 00:47:24,279
Speaker 3: Yeah, And now everyone's gonna go, oh, guys, don't listen

988
00:47:24,320 --> 00:47:25,720
Speaker 3: to me, I'm.

989
00:47:25,560 --> 00:47:27,520
Speaker 4: Doing the business tomorrow night. And when I told Jim

990
00:47:27,560 --> 00:47:31,960
Speaker 4: Hamilton that I was doing the business, he goes trader, Oh,

991
00:47:32,480 --> 00:47:34,759
Speaker 4: it's a little joy and he thinks he owns all

992
00:47:34,840 --> 00:47:37,080
Speaker 4: comedy a little doy. Yes, I said it, Jim, even

993
00:47:37,080 --> 00:47:38,600
Speaker 4: though I know you don't listen to podcasts.

994
00:47:38,600 --> 00:47:43,080
Speaker 2: Oh, that's hilarious. Even though that during his show, one

995
00:47:43,120 --> 00:47:45,120
Speaker 2: of the girls that runs the business feeds some free

996
00:47:45,200 --> 00:47:50,799
Speaker 2: drinks all night. He's gotta be like, oh, we're letting

997
00:47:50,880 --> 00:47:51,279
Speaker 2: you have it.

998
00:47:51,640 --> 00:47:53,360
Speaker 4: Yeah, I own comedy.

999
00:47:53,560 --> 00:47:57,840
Speaker 2: Yeah we what do we call him? He was a

1000
00:47:57,920 --> 00:47:59,520
Speaker 2: rape comic?

1001
00:48:00,160 --> 00:48:03,799
Speaker 4: Oh go because he his and it's better now.

1002
00:48:04,239 --> 00:48:06,040
Speaker 2: But he's a great comic.

1003
00:48:06,080 --> 00:48:08,080
Speaker 4: He's a great I'm not saying he's better now. I'm

1004
00:48:08,120 --> 00:48:12,120
Speaker 4: saying the content is better, right right right to rapy

1005
00:48:12,280 --> 00:48:16,160
Speaker 4: humor he used to do. I am got my extra.

1006
00:48:16,840 --> 00:48:21,920
Speaker 2: Extra long fingers, so they know I'll do it joke,

1007
00:48:23,680 --> 00:48:27,239
Speaker 2: Hamilton's old joke that I still really love. It's like

1008
00:48:28,040 --> 00:48:29,879
Speaker 2: I'll do they say in the.

1009
00:48:29,840 --> 00:48:32,680
Speaker 4: Bedroom, that's how I used to talk on stage. He

1010
00:48:32,719 --> 00:48:33,279
Speaker 4: doesn't do it.

1011
00:48:34,000 --> 00:48:40,560
Speaker 2: Your physical attributes and I have really long fingers. So

1012
00:48:41,120 --> 00:48:45,000
Speaker 2: the next time we were in bed, I fucking choked.

1013
00:48:44,680 --> 00:48:47,520
Speaker 4: Her a ram.

1014
00:48:48,680 --> 00:48:52,040
Speaker 2: It was I did it wrong. I think everyone's like

1015
00:48:52,160 --> 00:48:54,640
Speaker 2: bracing themselves. It's like, oh no, he's gonna do a

1016
00:48:54,680 --> 00:48:55,439
Speaker 2: fingering joke.

1017
00:48:56,000 --> 00:48:59,839
Speaker 3: Got it is a mislead into a rape show.

1018
00:49:00,120 --> 00:49:02,560
Speaker 2: Is just because he's you're right.

1019
00:49:02,640 --> 00:49:04,440
Speaker 1: It was just a choke. You're right. He could be

1020
00:49:04,440 --> 00:49:05,880
Speaker 1: doing any anything.

1021
00:49:05,520 --> 00:49:07,640
Speaker 2: With the She could be saying, I like it when

1022
00:49:07,640 --> 00:49:09,759
Speaker 2: men choke me. We're living in that era now.

1023
00:49:10,080 --> 00:49:13,040
Speaker 3: He could be leaning off the bed and to it

1024
00:49:13,120 --> 00:49:14,160
Speaker 3: and just gently choking.

1025
00:49:14,239 --> 00:49:17,440
Speaker 2: Maybe she was giving the international sign of please choke me.

1026
00:49:17,640 --> 00:49:19,600
Speaker 1: Maybe there's a lot of bitches that want it.

1027
00:49:20,320 --> 00:49:23,719
Speaker 4: Fortunately, we don't know how she was dressed exactly.

1028
00:49:23,920 --> 00:49:29,680
Speaker 2: She might have been wearing choke me shorts. What okay?

1029
00:49:29,920 --> 00:49:30,000
Speaker 4: What?

1030
00:49:30,760 --> 00:49:32,440
Speaker 1: So many emergencies today.

1031
00:49:32,280 --> 00:49:34,799
Speaker 4: Oh they're going to like next, we're gonna drive another

1032
00:49:34,800 --> 00:49:36,200
Speaker 4: black and there's gonna be a fruit cart in away.

1033
00:49:36,200 --> 00:49:38,839
Speaker 2: We're not have to run rights, I'm gonna have to

1034
00:49:38,880 --> 00:49:39,960
Speaker 2: dive onto an awning.

1035
00:49:40,400 --> 00:49:43,320
Speaker 1: Suddenly we're on the Cinamonica Peer. I don't want to

1036
00:49:43,400 --> 00:49:44,040
Speaker 1: drive down here.

1037
00:49:44,760 --> 00:49:48,759
Speaker 2: I don't want to mess up. The city is set up.

1038
00:49:48,920 --> 00:49:51,000
Speaker 1: We're in Beverly Hills now, Michelle, do you feel you're

1039
00:49:51,040 --> 00:49:51,680
Speaker 1: finally at home?

1040
00:49:51,800 --> 00:49:54,640
Speaker 4: I am. I'm getting. It's like I'm reaching. I'm reaching

1041
00:49:54,680 --> 00:49:56,080
Speaker 4: where I feel most comfortable.

1042
00:49:56,440 --> 00:49:59,760
Speaker 2: Oh. I remember that city hall as being the police

1043
00:50:00,360 --> 00:50:01,479
Speaker 2: in Beverly Hills. Cop.

1044
00:50:01,640 --> 00:50:05,239
Speaker 3: I wonder if there are any comedy cops inside of.

1045
00:50:05,160 --> 00:50:11,600
Speaker 4: This comedy cop would notice it's a weird comedy.

1046
00:50:12,280 --> 00:50:14,880
Speaker 2: Before I even said Beverly Hills Cop, you had started

1047
00:50:14,960 --> 00:50:18,000
Speaker 2: your sentence. I know you were wondering if anything was

1048
00:50:18,040 --> 00:50:19,080
Speaker 2: in there, and you changed it.

1049
00:50:19,239 --> 00:50:21,560
Speaker 1: No, that's not true. I was going to say comedy cop,

1050
00:50:21,640 --> 00:50:24,920
Speaker 1: no matter what, no matter what you said.

1051
00:50:24,960 --> 00:50:27,279
Speaker 4: So you said on Twitter that this was coming out today.

1052
00:50:27,280 --> 00:50:30,240
Speaker 4: Do you really put out your podcast the same day.

1053
00:50:30,160 --> 00:50:34,399
Speaker 2: In emergency situations? Yes, it was. We are usually our

1054
00:50:34,440 --> 00:50:36,640
Speaker 2: episodes come out Monday morning. First thing.

1055
00:50:36,880 --> 00:50:40,000
Speaker 4: Huh. Oh that's we should have this conversation a few

1056
00:50:40,160 --> 00:50:42,560
Speaker 4: a minute ago, because then he could have said emergency

1057
00:50:42,680 --> 00:50:44,440
Speaker 4: and then a fire truck.

1058
00:50:44,400 --> 00:50:47,319
Speaker 2: All right, great, and I could have done my five

1059
00:50:47,360 --> 00:50:55,560
Speaker 2: alarm chili joke again. You missed that.

1060
00:50:56,000 --> 00:50:58,040
Speaker 4: Comedy chili chef?

1061
00:50:58,280 --> 00:51:00,439
Speaker 2: Do you still make chili shell?

1062
00:51:00,800 --> 00:51:01,760
Speaker 4: I never made chili.

1063
00:51:02,040 --> 00:51:04,279
Speaker 2: Yeah, you used to make a mean chili.

1064
00:51:04,480 --> 00:51:04,719
Speaker 4: Are you?

1065
00:51:05,520 --> 00:51:06,680
Speaker 2: Yeah, you made chili ones.

1066
00:51:06,800 --> 00:51:07,640
Speaker 4: I made spaghetti.

1067
00:51:08,080 --> 00:51:09,879
Speaker 2: Ah, spaghetti same death.

1068
00:51:10,000 --> 00:51:10,400
Speaker 4: Yeah.

1069
00:51:10,440 --> 00:51:12,319
Speaker 2: Well you were supposed to ask me if I'm still

1070
00:51:12,320 --> 00:51:13,520
Speaker 2: calling spaghetti chili?

1071
00:51:14,800 --> 00:51:16,600
Speaker 4: Are you still calling spaghetti chili?

1072
00:51:16,760 --> 00:51:18,160
Speaker 2: Yeah? I always have, always will.

1073
00:51:18,960 --> 00:51:24,680
Speaker 4: Okay, happening? Is this back to your improproots? Am I

1074
00:51:24,840 --> 00:51:25,759
Speaker 4: dropping the ball here?

1075
00:51:26,080 --> 00:51:28,080
Speaker 2: No? If you're just no ending me.

1076
00:51:28,400 --> 00:51:31,839
Speaker 4: I know, no, I'm done.

1077
00:51:32,160 --> 00:51:35,640
Speaker 2: Oh we're going. When I first moved to Los Angeles,

1078
00:51:35,680 --> 00:51:38,719
Speaker 2: I lived here in West Hollywood and it's where a

1079
00:51:38,760 --> 00:51:41,920
Speaker 2: lot of gay men live and women, I think probably,

1080
00:51:41,920 --> 00:51:44,920
Speaker 2: but mostly men. And I would go to the gymnasium

1081
00:51:44,920 --> 00:51:47,759
Speaker 2: here at twenty four hour fitness and I'd go up

1082
00:51:47,800 --> 00:51:51,520
Speaker 2: there and it was like nineteen ninety nine, so back

1083
00:51:51,600 --> 00:51:53,640
Speaker 2: then it was a different time, and maybe I was

1084
00:51:53,640 --> 00:51:54,440
Speaker 2: a little nervous.

1085
00:51:54,480 --> 00:51:57,040
Speaker 4: It wasn't ninety nine, it was two thousand, like three

1086
00:51:57,160 --> 00:51:57,520
Speaker 4: or four.

1087
00:51:57,800 --> 00:52:01,560
Speaker 2: Yeah, this was around three or oh, and I uh,

1088
00:52:01,600 --> 00:52:03,960
Speaker 2: And I would go there and I'm kind of getting there.

1089
00:52:04,000 --> 00:52:06,640
Speaker 2: I'm like, oh, man, what if what if? You know

1090
00:52:06,680 --> 00:52:08,480
Speaker 2: one of these guys is gonna snap me in the

1091
00:52:08,520 --> 00:52:11,400
Speaker 2: butt with a towel or something, right, and they fucking

1092
00:52:11,520 --> 00:52:14,239
Speaker 2: all ignored me like it was an ugly troll. Yeah,

1093
00:52:14,719 --> 00:52:15,319
Speaker 2: I would like.

1094
00:52:15,640 --> 00:52:21,160
Speaker 1: Because I think you might be. Oh, I'm sorry to.

1095
00:52:21,120 --> 00:52:24,279
Speaker 2: Tell you there was two thousand and three, Karen. I

1096
00:52:24,320 --> 00:52:25,640
Speaker 2: was looking pretty fucking good.

1097
00:52:25,760 --> 00:52:29,480
Speaker 3: I'm saying, of course you were looking good. But these

1098
00:52:29,560 --> 00:52:31,560
Speaker 3: men are there.

1099
00:52:31,640 --> 00:52:35,480
Speaker 2: They were all huge. Yeah, they were all physical specimens,

1100
00:52:35,520 --> 00:52:37,520
Speaker 2: and I was that quality.

1101
00:52:38,560 --> 00:52:41,200
Speaker 4: Twenty four hour fitness and the crunch I think on

1102
00:52:41,360 --> 00:52:45,719
Speaker 4: sunset are both. I was, you can't, you can't. You

1103
00:52:45,760 --> 00:52:48,200
Speaker 4: can't bring your stuff up in there expect to.

1104
00:52:48,200 --> 00:52:50,640
Speaker 2: Get They were not wanting any of my stuff. No, no,

1105
00:52:51,080 --> 00:52:53,279
Speaker 2: I was really it really did hurt my feelings. I

1106
00:52:53,360 --> 00:52:55,279
Speaker 2: was like, God, no one will give me the time

1107
00:52:55,320 --> 00:52:55,799
Speaker 2: of day. Here.

1108
00:52:55,920 --> 00:52:57,480
Speaker 4: Is that when you grew out your mustache?

1109
00:52:58,800 --> 00:53:02,960
Speaker 2: No, it's when I grew out of Yes, no, I

1110
00:53:03,000 --> 00:53:03,799
Speaker 2: didn't have I.

1111
00:53:03,719 --> 00:53:05,919
Speaker 1: Didn't started wearing those really smalldn I'm sure.

1112
00:53:06,040 --> 00:53:09,200
Speaker 2: Yes, it's when I just just spid the I started

1113
00:53:09,520 --> 00:53:14,200
Speaker 2: having love making with men. Now do you guys like me?

1114
00:53:14,360 --> 00:53:16,399
Speaker 4: Yeah, look at me a second, this dick.

1115
00:53:17,360 --> 00:53:20,600
Speaker 2: See I could be like you guys, see.

1116
00:53:21,440 --> 00:53:23,120
Speaker 1: Mich where did you live when you lived.

1117
00:53:22,960 --> 00:53:25,759
Speaker 4: Here, I when I when I first moved here, I

1118
00:53:25,760 --> 00:53:28,680
Speaker 4: lived with Maria Bamford and lose feelss because I was

1119
00:53:28,719 --> 00:53:30,600
Speaker 4: house sitting for her while she was at the Melbourne

1120
00:53:30,960 --> 00:53:36,399
Speaker 4: Comedy Festival. And then I stayed living with her until Yeah, yeah,

1121
00:53:36,440 --> 00:53:38,560
Speaker 4: you came over a bunch of times, I think, Chris,

1122
00:53:38,560 --> 00:53:41,400
Speaker 4: and then and then I got my own place on

1123
00:53:41,840 --> 00:53:46,520
Speaker 4: uh Orange on Sycamore and Franklin close right by there's

1124
00:53:46,560 --> 00:53:48,279
Speaker 4: like a crack park right there's right across the street

1125
00:53:48,280 --> 00:53:50,880
Speaker 4: from the Magic Castle. Actually right across the street from

1126
00:53:51,040 --> 00:53:54,400
Speaker 4: the Highland Gardens Hotel, which is where Janice Joplin.

1127
00:53:55,239 --> 00:53:59,200
Speaker 2: Oh drank herself to do Right now, they're punching holes

1128
00:53:59,239 --> 00:54:02,080
Speaker 2: in the side of that holding to prove it. Oh,

1129
00:54:02,880 --> 00:54:05,560
Speaker 2: that was a different exhausted callback.

1130
00:54:07,719 --> 00:54:09,759
Speaker 1: I can't it was a crawlback.

1131
00:54:10,239 --> 00:54:16,360
Speaker 2: That's great. Thanks callback.

1132
00:54:16,400 --> 00:54:19,839
Speaker 4: It's Chris. You can use that the next time.

1133
00:54:19,880 --> 00:54:23,560
Speaker 3: He'ssen tonight at You're One Hour Special at Miltown time.

1134
00:54:23,760 --> 00:54:26,480
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm tomorrow tomorrow. I can make it now that

1135
00:54:26,520 --> 00:54:27,160
Speaker 4: I think about it.

1136
00:54:27,800 --> 00:54:33,840
Speaker 2: Tomorrow everyone's going to go to the wrong comedy concert.

1137
00:54:34,120 --> 00:54:36,560
Speaker 4: But what if people listen to this in the morning tomorrow?

1138
00:54:36,600 --> 00:54:39,680
Speaker 4: You need to establish that. Tomorrow is April.

1139
00:54:39,400 --> 00:54:44,120
Speaker 2: Fourteenth, at nine pm. I'm doing a comedy show at

1140
00:54:44,200 --> 00:54:47,759
Speaker 2: the nerd Mouth Theater. It's an evening with Chris Fairbanks.

1141
00:54:47,760 --> 00:54:51,359
Speaker 4: And I'm actually across the street at toy I'm doing

1142
00:54:51,400 --> 00:54:53,040
Speaker 4: an hour an hour comedy.

1143
00:54:53,360 --> 00:54:57,919
Speaker 2: You're doing You're doing an hour. It gets hour over

1144
00:54:57,960 --> 00:54:59,360
Speaker 2: a plate of pad tie.

1145
00:55:00,080 --> 00:55:01,200
Speaker 1: You're just cheats very.

1146
00:55:01,080 --> 00:55:02,919
Speaker 4: Slowly, going to be there for an hour.

1147
00:55:03,080 --> 00:55:07,120
Speaker 3: She's gonna be muttering to herself for an hour while

1148
00:55:07,160 --> 00:55:07,960
Speaker 3: she eats dinner.

1149
00:55:09,200 --> 00:55:12,759
Speaker 4: If anyone wants to come, how things have changed vangelism

1150
00:55:12,880 --> 00:55:14,560
Speaker 4: my life.

1151
00:55:14,960 --> 00:55:19,959
Speaker 2: I remember when these noodles weren't so sh Oh, there's

1152
00:55:20,000 --> 00:55:23,240
Speaker 2: that twenty four hour fitness there. It is nothing, nothing changes.

1153
00:55:23,320 --> 00:55:24,759
Speaker 2: How guys, you won't even look at me.

1154
00:55:25,960 --> 00:55:27,040
Speaker 1: Everyone was turned away.

1155
00:55:27,080 --> 00:55:28,520
Speaker 4: And that was a little bit of a hike from

1156
00:55:28,520 --> 00:55:31,400
Speaker 4: your place too. I ran, oh, look at you.

1157
00:55:31,480 --> 00:55:32,560
Speaker 2: I would run from.

1158
00:55:32,480 --> 00:55:35,160
Speaker 4: And they didn't even that, and I Chris.

1159
00:55:35,440 --> 00:55:38,600
Speaker 2: When I got here, I was like, oh, oh, somebody's

1160
00:55:38,600 --> 00:55:41,319
Speaker 2: got to get into shape, and I would run. I

1161
00:55:41,400 --> 00:55:44,520
Speaker 2: mean that lasted for not very long, but.

1162
00:55:44,880 --> 00:55:47,080
Speaker 1: Yeah, well, could you didn't keep going back to the

1163
00:55:47,120 --> 00:55:48,239
Speaker 1: well when it was dry?

1164
00:55:48,480 --> 00:55:52,839
Speaker 2: Yes, very healthy. The exercise well yeah, the gay sex.

1165
00:55:52,880 --> 00:55:54,279
Speaker 1: Well that wasn't paying off for you.

1166
00:55:54,440 --> 00:55:58,960
Speaker 4: No, the bucket, here's the bucket. No dicks, dick.

1167
00:55:59,200 --> 00:55:59,759
Speaker 1: One more time.

1168
00:55:59,800 --> 00:56:02,000
Speaker 2: But it's a weird way to find out you're not

1169
00:56:02,080 --> 00:56:05,360
Speaker 2: gay is that they won't accept you. That's how I

1170
00:56:05,400 --> 00:56:11,319
Speaker 2: knew the bricks mug. Okay, okay, I guess I'll just

1171
00:56:11,360 --> 00:56:16,840
Speaker 2: stay with my girlfriend at the time, hangs out. Do

1172
00:56:16,880 --> 00:56:17,840
Speaker 2: you still hang out with that?

1173
00:56:18,880 --> 00:56:19,080
Speaker 4: Yes?

1174
00:56:19,160 --> 00:56:19,560
Speaker 1: We talk.

1175
00:56:19,960 --> 00:56:22,360
Speaker 4: We talked because you know, I hope we have kids

1176
00:56:22,360 --> 00:56:25,520
Speaker 4: of similar age. Oh really, yeah, they had and we

1177
00:56:25,520 --> 00:56:28,719
Speaker 4: we we we had we had a at their house.

1178
00:56:28,760 --> 00:56:31,719
Speaker 4: Three she just had a third kid. They're all all

1179
00:56:31,800 --> 00:56:35,239
Speaker 4: their names start with h A, which is which is?

1180
00:56:35,280 --> 00:56:38,160
Speaker 4: And their last name starts with h A. So oh wow,

1181
00:56:38,440 --> 00:56:41,279
Speaker 4: And I think maybe I'll have to stop now because

1182
00:56:41,280 --> 00:56:43,520
Speaker 4: they're running out of names that aren't you know, and

1183
00:56:43,560 --> 00:56:48,479
Speaker 4: then you can't have the fourth one I can't think of, Well,

1184
00:56:48,520 --> 00:56:52,920
Speaker 4: I'm Marriott. The first one was was, uh why I

1185
00:56:53,000 --> 00:56:55,440
Speaker 4: wonder what Hannah? The second one was Harper, and then

1186
00:56:55,480 --> 00:56:56,760
Speaker 4: this last one is Haley.

1187
00:56:57,000 --> 00:57:00,919
Speaker 2: Oh wow, Okay, that seems you know, when you're young

1188
00:57:01,000 --> 00:57:03,240
Speaker 2: and people have kids and even though they aren't twins,

1189
00:57:04,000 --> 00:57:06,200
Speaker 2: they have a name thing, and they all wear matching

1190
00:57:06,280 --> 00:57:08,880
Speaker 2: like ships like rugby shirts, but they aren't twins.

1191
00:57:09,120 --> 00:57:11,120
Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't know. That's hard to keep up. I

1192
00:57:11,120 --> 00:57:13,600
Speaker 4: couldn't keep it up, you know what I mean. And

1193
00:57:13,640 --> 00:57:16,120
Speaker 4: I'm only having one kid, so I could pretend I'm

1194
00:57:16,960 --> 00:57:18,640
Speaker 4: I'm going to name all of my children.

1195
00:57:19,800 --> 00:57:21,919
Speaker 2: They're going to be any I want. I'm a big

1196
00:57:21,960 --> 00:57:23,640
Speaker 2: fan of if your kids says, hey, I want to

1197
00:57:23,720 --> 00:57:26,400
Speaker 2: dress like Superman all week and start calling me Scott.

1198
00:57:26,760 --> 00:57:27,520
Speaker 2: You just do that?

1199
00:57:27,680 --> 00:57:28,400
Speaker 1: No? Yeah? Why not?

1200
00:57:28,720 --> 00:57:30,920
Speaker 2: Yeah? My I told my parents I want to be

1201
00:57:30,960 --> 00:57:33,360
Speaker 2: Scott and they called me Scott for months and months.

1202
00:57:33,600 --> 00:57:34,680
Speaker 4: That is awesome.

1203
00:57:34,880 --> 00:57:36,200
Speaker 2: And I and then.

1204
00:57:36,080 --> 00:57:39,600
Speaker 4: I named dys morphia. Yeah, I was very serious, you

1205
00:57:39,640 --> 00:57:40,040
Speaker 4: know what.

1206
00:57:40,120 --> 00:57:43,280
Speaker 2: I don't want to They got better. Wait. I just

1207
00:57:43,320 --> 00:57:45,320
Speaker 2: wanted to be Scott because some kid at my daycare

1208
00:57:45,440 --> 00:57:49,240
Speaker 2: he had like these blue and yellow Adidas shoes and

1209
00:57:49,280 --> 00:57:51,040
Speaker 2: I his name was Scott, and I was like, I

1210
00:57:51,080 --> 00:57:53,320
Speaker 2: want to be Scott. I like the name Scott to

1211
00:57:53,360 --> 00:57:56,880
Speaker 2: this day. I kind of like Scott. So my dad's like,

1212
00:57:56,920 --> 00:57:59,560
Speaker 2: all right, call you Scott. And then after a while

1213
00:57:59,560 --> 00:58:00,960
Speaker 2: I really got sick of it, and I wanted to

1214
00:58:00,960 --> 00:58:01,680
Speaker 2: be Chris again.

1215
00:58:02,200 --> 00:58:02,720
Speaker 4: I don't know what.

1216
00:58:02,760 --> 00:58:04,520
Speaker 2: They kept calling me Scott and.

1217
00:58:04,440 --> 00:58:05,880
Speaker 1: Then they started hitting you in the face.

1218
00:58:06,040 --> 00:58:09,720
Speaker 2: Yeah, a lot of choking. Yeah, dad had long fingers.

1219
00:58:12,840 --> 00:58:15,200
Speaker 4: He used to do. Yeah, he used to really do

1220
00:58:15,560 --> 00:58:17,120
Speaker 4: like a character on Yeah.

1221
00:58:17,160 --> 00:58:19,360
Speaker 2: Yeah, our friend and so we called.

1222
00:58:19,240 --> 00:58:22,080
Speaker 4: Him he's very funny, very and I'm not. Yeah, he's

1223
00:58:22,120 --> 00:58:25,000
Speaker 4: currently funny. Never stopped them stand up, very very funny.

1224
00:58:25,040 --> 00:58:27,320
Speaker 2: And then one and then once time I think it

1225
00:58:27,360 --> 00:58:30,280
Speaker 2: was didn't Brandan put him up to it? Where were

1226
00:58:30,360 --> 00:58:31,920
Speaker 2: suspenders and he'd like pull on.

1227
00:58:31,920 --> 00:58:35,520
Speaker 4: Him and he really sounds like yeah yeah, but he.

1228
00:58:36,000 --> 00:58:37,640
Speaker 2: Was yeah yeah.

1229
00:58:37,720 --> 00:58:40,240
Speaker 4: Oh has he done? Has Brendan Walshed done the podcast?

1230
00:58:40,480 --> 00:58:42,640
Speaker 2: Yes, he has been on. He has been on.

1231
00:58:42,760 --> 00:58:43,640
Speaker 1: He just did it recently.

1232
00:58:43,840 --> 00:58:44,520
Speaker 4: Yeah. Nice.

1233
00:58:44,800 --> 00:58:46,720
Speaker 2: Yeah, he was in a great mood.

1234
00:58:47,000 --> 00:58:49,560
Speaker 4: Good, I'm glad.

1235
00:58:49,680 --> 00:58:52,920
Speaker 2: What is this place that used to be? Wait a minute, what.

1236
00:58:52,960 --> 00:58:53,800
Speaker 4: Did that used to be?

1237
00:58:54,440 --> 00:58:58,760
Speaker 2: The Silver Spoon or that, It doesn't matter, We're just yeah,

1238
00:58:59,560 --> 00:59:00,440
Speaker 2: I like that place.

1239
00:59:00,520 --> 00:59:03,320
Speaker 4: See you're the one doing it. Oh man, you're the

1240
00:59:03,320 --> 00:59:08,160
Speaker 4: one muttering toy on tie and I'll do your fucking hour.

1241
00:59:09,240 --> 00:59:17,400
Speaker 2: I remember when this pack tie it wasn't so goddamn salty.

1242
00:59:17,840 --> 00:59:20,400
Speaker 4: No, that isn't that the Silver Spoon? Connie and Ted's

1243
00:59:20,440 --> 00:59:21,760
Speaker 4: and this you're right, yeah.

1244
00:59:21,680 --> 00:59:25,960
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're right, Well, okay location, yes.

1245
00:59:26,000 --> 00:59:28,880
Speaker 3: They also were they were closing the French market.

1246
00:59:28,960 --> 00:59:30,400
Speaker 1: People like this should be murdered.

1247
00:59:30,920 --> 00:59:33,440
Speaker 3: Someone that just rolls into the left lane, Like what

1248
00:59:33,440 --> 00:59:34,360
Speaker 3: am I doing over here?

1249
00:59:34,520 --> 00:59:36,680
Speaker 2: What is Conye and teds? Why does it look like?

1250
00:59:36,920 --> 00:59:38,960
Speaker 1: That was the Silver Spin they renamed it.

1251
00:59:39,120 --> 00:59:41,040
Speaker 4: I think it's supposed to be good. I remember Alex

1252
00:59:41,080 --> 00:59:43,960
Speaker 4: and I'm meaning to go there and never having gone there.

1253
00:59:44,080 --> 00:59:47,280
Speaker 2: I like Silver Spoon. I like things the way they were.

1254
00:59:48,240 --> 00:59:52,760
Speaker 4: I'm sorry, that's all right, it's all right. We're nearing.

1255
00:59:52,800 --> 00:59:56,840
Speaker 4: We're nearing my hotel. I'm on Melrose in Fairfax. Hello,

1256
00:59:57,760 --> 01:00:01,640
Speaker 4: right on fair Fa my hotel. Actually, if you ever

1257
01:00:01,800 --> 01:00:08,360
Speaker 4: went to the Heart and Hunter, don't the restaurant. It's

1258
01:00:08,440 --> 01:00:11,960
Speaker 4: that is where the hotel is. Although the Heart and

1259
01:00:12,040 --> 01:00:14,400
Speaker 4: Hunter changed chefs, and the chefs from Heart and the

1260
01:00:14,440 --> 01:00:17,919
Speaker 4: Hunter now are at a place on Satel. I can't

1261
01:00:17,920 --> 01:00:19,520
Speaker 4: remember the name. It's some funny name.

1262
01:00:20,280 --> 01:00:24,320
Speaker 2: Michelle is more of a foodie person. Oh no, she

1263
01:00:24,400 --> 01:00:28,320
Speaker 2: goes like fancy restaurants. I don't ever you know about

1264
01:00:28,360 --> 01:00:30,640
Speaker 2: all the restaurants in town. I never know about any

1265
01:00:30,640 --> 01:00:30,960
Speaker 2: of them.

1266
01:00:31,040 --> 01:00:32,720
Speaker 4: You know, and then I just yeah, I like going

1267
01:00:32,760 --> 01:00:33,840
Speaker 4: to different restaurants.

1268
01:00:34,000 --> 01:00:35,680
Speaker 2: Yeah, goddamn, I'm going to have.

1269
01:00:35,680 --> 01:00:37,440
Speaker 4: My show and Echo Park tonight, and I'm like, where

1270
01:00:37,480 --> 01:00:38,360
Speaker 4: should I go over there?

1271
01:00:38,680 --> 01:00:41,360
Speaker 2: Oh, like they have that big part of your evening. Yeah,

1272
01:00:41,360 --> 01:00:44,520
Speaker 2: I'm always on the way out, hovered over the sink.

1273
01:00:44,280 --> 01:00:47,800
Speaker 4: Eating lived here, I would, Yeah, yeah.

1274
01:00:47,440 --> 01:00:51,280
Speaker 2: It is if you're visiting somewhere, you're right. Yeah, when

1275
01:00:51,320 --> 01:00:53,120
Speaker 2: I was in Philly, I was like, where should I

1276
01:00:53,160 --> 01:00:56,600
Speaker 2: eat tonight? And exactly, of course, I forget what it's

1277
01:00:56,680 --> 01:00:58,360
Speaker 2: like to be in a in a new town.

1278
01:00:58,480 --> 01:01:01,040
Speaker 4: It was nice when you came to Philly. It wasn't

1279
01:01:01,080 --> 01:01:03,960
Speaker 4: have my friends in Philly because you know, I didn't

1280
01:01:03,960 --> 01:01:04,880
Speaker 4: really know anybody.

1281
01:01:05,120 --> 01:01:08,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, that's that she hasn't Jim.

1282
01:01:08,160 --> 01:01:08,640
Speaker 4: Jim, I know.

1283
01:01:08,720 --> 01:01:08,919
Speaker 2: Yeah.

1284
01:01:09,160 --> 01:01:13,200
Speaker 4: Cost of living in Philly much low, way lower. Yeah.

1285
01:01:13,520 --> 01:01:18,240
Speaker 4: For we have like just a row house condo that's

1286
01:01:18,600 --> 01:01:21,040
Speaker 4: like three bedrooms, two and a half bath, finished basement

1287
01:01:21,680 --> 01:01:24,200
Speaker 4: one for less than we were paid. You know how

1288
01:01:24,480 --> 01:01:27,920
Speaker 4: much it is. Yeah, it's twenty two I can actually

1289
01:01:27,920 --> 01:01:28,840
Speaker 4: be twenty one fifty.

1290
01:01:29,120 --> 01:01:30,880
Speaker 2: It got some break Yeah you're kidding.

1291
01:01:30,960 --> 01:01:32,720
Speaker 4: No, I'm not kidding. And it's right in the city.

1292
01:01:32,760 --> 01:01:35,040
Speaker 2: It's like you lived in Feelings beautiful.

1293
01:01:35,240 --> 01:01:38,840
Speaker 4: It's like it's that it's a great walkable neighborhood. It's amazing.

1294
01:01:38,960 --> 01:01:42,800
Speaker 4: I'm going right, oh on fair facts, I mean a

1295
01:01:42,880 --> 01:01:45,360
Speaker 4: mel Rose. Yes, you're going right. Although I think you can,

1296
01:01:45,800 --> 01:01:46,880
Speaker 4: I can't remember. It might actually be.

1297
01:01:46,920 --> 01:01:49,760
Speaker 2: One thing I noticed about Philly is the people that

1298
01:01:49,880 --> 01:01:52,000
Speaker 2: live there do not like my voice or the things

1299
01:01:52,040 --> 01:01:52,439
Speaker 2: I said.

1300
01:01:54,320 --> 01:01:56,240
Speaker 4: I was just not I think you need to go

1301
01:01:56,320 --> 01:01:58,240
Speaker 4: back and try to time.

1302
01:01:58,920 --> 01:02:04,280
Speaker 2: Oh I'm afraid. Uh yeah, I have my opinions about it,

1303
01:02:04,320 --> 01:02:06,240
Speaker 2: but you you.

1304
01:02:07,040 --> 01:02:09,160
Speaker 4: But you know what, though I haven't headlined there, you

1305
01:02:09,240 --> 01:02:10,800
Speaker 4: know what I mean, it may be you know.

1306
01:02:11,720 --> 01:02:14,080
Speaker 2: So yeah, I guess that makes a difference.

1307
01:02:14,200 --> 01:02:17,880
Speaker 4: You know, Yeah, it does make a difference. Yeah. So

1308
01:02:18,000 --> 01:02:22,040
Speaker 4: I can't really I can't. I don't think you should. Yeah,

1309
01:02:22,080 --> 01:02:24,600
Speaker 4: it's this. It's this like ground building. If you take

1310
01:02:24,600 --> 01:02:27,840
Speaker 4: a left on this street on Hayworth, it's that building

1311
01:02:27,840 --> 01:02:33,240
Speaker 4: on the corner. There is a really nice place.

1312
01:02:33,360 --> 01:02:36,280
Speaker 2: It looks like a hostel or used to be.

1313
01:02:36,280 --> 01:02:38,320
Speaker 4: At That's why in all the rooms kind of look

1314
01:02:38,400 --> 01:02:42,280
Speaker 4: like regular bedrooms. Wow, it's really cool and it's not

1315
01:02:42,760 --> 01:02:44,560
Speaker 4: it's kind of I mean, it's not like cheap, but

1316
01:02:44,600 --> 01:02:47,640
Speaker 4: I mean it's not it's reasonable compared to other places

1317
01:02:47,640 --> 01:02:48,560
Speaker 4: that aren't es Central.

1318
01:02:48,760 --> 01:02:50,920
Speaker 1: And yeah, it's right.

1319
01:02:50,720 --> 01:02:52,880
Speaker 4: Here because I don't runt a car here anymore because

1320
01:02:52,880 --> 01:02:54,640
Speaker 4: I just use Uber, you know, and walk.

1321
01:02:55,680 --> 01:02:57,280
Speaker 2: It's changed the game that Uber.

1322
01:02:57,480 --> 01:03:01,080
Speaker 4: Oh yes, big time, big time. So what happens now?

1323
01:03:01,200 --> 01:03:03,040
Speaker 4: Is there like some sort of ritual.

1324
01:03:02,800 --> 01:03:05,360
Speaker 2: You get the song? Yes, we have a bit of

1325
01:03:05,360 --> 01:03:07,720
Speaker 2: a ritual. I mean you can predict what it might be,

1326
01:03:07,840 --> 01:03:11,439
Speaker 2: but we I love that you knew that there would

1327
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Speaker 2: be one.

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Speaker 4: Oh my god.

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Speaker 3: Okay, so but wait, before we started, you have to

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Speaker 3: tell us if like, what your shows are this week,

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Speaker 3: if people want to go.

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Speaker 4: Oh yeah, yeah. So if it's tonight, I'm doing the

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Speaker 4: Business at nine o'clock and Little Joy Jim Hamilton's comedy Establishment.

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Speaker 4: Tomorrow night, I'm doing put your Hands Together, you see,

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Speaker 4: be on Franklin. I have to establish what you see

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Speaker 4: beer talking about? You see to be Franklin's at eight, Yes,

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Speaker 4: and then I'm going to be jetting on over to

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Speaker 4: to sleep away camp at the Downtown Independence.

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Speaker 2: That's a fun thing.

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Speaker 4: Oh is it? Okay? Good?

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Speaker 1: Because and then those boys are very nice?

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Speaker 4: Oh good, I'm like, yeah, there's so many new shows

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Speaker 4: it's crazy, and I was just like, what else can

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Speaker 4: I do? And then Wednesday and how many plans I

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Speaker 4: was gonna hang out? And Thursday I'm doing Big Money,

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Speaker 4: which I always do what I'm in town. I love it.

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Speaker 4: And then I'm doing Little Joy at Jim Hamilton's Comedy Establishment,

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Speaker 4: booked by Jim Hamilton.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, those are all the funest shows. You're gonna have

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Speaker 2: a great time.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm super excited.

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Speaker 2: That'll be great.

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Speaker 4: And I wish I could go to your hour tomorrow night.

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Speaker 4: I cannot.

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Speaker 2: It's quite all right, And Karen, I like a room

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Speaker 2: full strength.

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Speaker 4: Sorry, we can't see each other every night, Michelle.

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Speaker 3: What you don't know is I'm going to see you.

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01:04:23,080 --> 01:04:26,800
Speaker 3: This is where I reveal and it gets super weird.

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Speaker 1: Hi, I get to see you again.

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Speaker 2: I told you i'd be here.

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Speaker 4: It weird.

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Speaker 2: I'll just we'll talk after you. We'll talk after I.

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Speaker 3: Honestly feel like that is the one thing like when

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01:04:36,560 --> 01:04:40,919
Speaker 3: people show up to see me, like at first you're like, oh, neat, yeah,

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Speaker 3: and then it turns into this awful like because it's like, oh, well,

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Speaker 3: if you don't do well, that's one thing. Yeah, or

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Speaker 3: if you do or blah blah blah, No, it's gonna

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Speaker 3: talk to them after whatever. It always makes me want

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Speaker 3: to run.

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Speaker 4: It's hard, like I have to like sort of like

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Speaker 4: it's like you have to force it. This thing you

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01:04:57,240 --> 01:04:59,960
Speaker 4: have to put on, this sort of like conversational thing.

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Speaker 4: I have to do that a lot in Philly and

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Speaker 4: a lot when I'm in other cities, you know, Like

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Speaker 4: I was in Minnesota doing a lot of stand up

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Speaker 4: and it's just it's exhausting.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, and it's different than it just being a fan

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Speaker 2: of com I like when a fan comes and they're like,

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Speaker 2: can I talk to you after? Sure? But even that's

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Speaker 2: a cousin, my cousins. Yeah, I got so nervous because

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Speaker 2: I haven't seen these kids. I mean one of them

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Speaker 2: I hadn't seen since he was fourteen. Wow. I was

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Speaker 2: so nervous. But then once you're on stage, it all

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Speaker 2: makes sense.

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Speaker 1: No.

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Speaker 4: And I I did stand up in Minnesota, and I

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Speaker 4: headlined this small which is really fun and I made

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Speaker 4: a ton of money actually, and uh, in Minneapolis, the

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Speaker 4: Comedy Corner Underground is great club. But every so that

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Speaker 4: is basically where all my family lives. I went to

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Speaker 4: high school about in Wisconsin, about an hour and a

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Speaker 4: half away. I had aunts, uncles, cousins, my sisters, my nephew,

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Speaker 4: my people I went to high school with, people I

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01:06:00,160 --> 01:06:03,160
Speaker 4: went to college with. They were sold out shows, so

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Speaker 4: thank god. But it was like it was insane because

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Speaker 4: I was like, please don't talk to me on on stage.

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Speaker 4: Please don't.

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Speaker 2: You don't understand that is what they do.

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Speaker 4: You don't get how this works. And it and it

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01:06:15,320 --> 01:06:17,760
Speaker 4: it went pretty well. I mean I I did well,

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01:06:18,080 --> 01:06:22,760
Speaker 4: but people did interact at certain points, but I handled it.

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01:06:24,040 --> 01:06:26,360
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's and then you have to go those are

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01:06:26,480 --> 01:06:28,640
Speaker 2: my friends that are heckling me right now. These are

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01:06:28,640 --> 01:06:30,800
Speaker 2: the people that didn't pay to get in. And then

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01:06:30,800 --> 01:06:33,960
Speaker 2: they're like, hey, he's talking about us. We're helping him.

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01:06:33,520 --> 01:06:35,280
Speaker 2: I could not be smart.

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Speaker 1: Aren't they usually drunk? Oh yeah, like a party night.

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01:06:40,520 --> 01:06:43,120
Speaker 1: And then it's like yeah, you're basically their dancing monkey.

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01:06:43,680 --> 01:06:46,280
Speaker 4: No, and it's just like, oh, I'm going to heckle you.

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01:06:46,320 --> 01:06:47,640
Speaker 4: Do you have no idy? When you say that, it's

1412
01:06:47,640 --> 01:06:50,520
Speaker 4: like you're you're telling me like you're fucking ugly. Like

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01:06:50,560 --> 01:06:53,160
Speaker 4: I don't want to hear. I don't want to have

1414
01:06:53,160 --> 01:06:54,560
Speaker 4: to explain comedy to you right now.

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Speaker 2: You know I'm gonna heckle you. Oh I'm so mad

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01:06:58,240 --> 01:06:58,880
Speaker 2: at your family.

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01:06:59,160 --> 01:06:59,760
Speaker 1: Oh my god.

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Speaker 4: But they were very good. They're well behaved, and.

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01:07:02,680 --> 01:07:03,520
Speaker 2: I'm not mad at them.

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Speaker 4: Yes, they were good. They're like fifteen minutes of my set.

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Speaker 4: My set right now is making fun of my twin

1422
01:07:11,240 --> 01:07:13,680
Speaker 4: sister and the fact that she is such a good

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01:07:13,680 --> 01:07:17,000
Speaker 4: sport during it makes her pretty terrific.

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01:07:17,200 --> 01:07:17,960
Speaker 2: Oh that's great.

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01:07:18,080 --> 01:07:21,480
Speaker 4: Yeah, Sarah, she's good. She's good. She's visiting me at

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Speaker 4: Philly at the end of this month.

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01:07:23,120 --> 01:07:26,560
Speaker 2: Well, we're at your pretentious fucking hipster Yeah that I

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01:07:26,600 --> 01:07:29,560
Speaker 2: thought you weren't going to reveal that time. Why don't

1429
01:07:29,600 --> 01:07:31,600
Speaker 2: you go in and tell the guy you like his

1430
01:07:31,800 --> 01:07:32,840
Speaker 2: stalin haircut?

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01:07:34,080 --> 01:07:34,320
Speaker 4: Yeah?

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01:07:34,600 --> 01:07:37,600
Speaker 2: Take that. Yeah, I'd like to end it with some jabs.

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01:07:38,040 --> 01:07:40,240
Speaker 2: But it's good to have you. Thank you for finally

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01:07:40,240 --> 01:07:40,919
Speaker 2: being on our phae.

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Speaker 1: Yes, thank you.

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Speaker 4: I'm happy to have done it. And hey, look I

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01:07:45,120 --> 01:07:48,120
Speaker 4: got a ride from That's the great part, the fact

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Speaker 4: that you're doing this your heroes.

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01:07:50,040 --> 01:07:52,160
Speaker 1: Thank you. We feel pretty hard.

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01:07:52,760 --> 01:07:55,120
Speaker 4: What do I do? Throw the mic at one of you?

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01:07:56,000 --> 01:07:57,920
Speaker 2: That's usually how we end it. We just like to

1442
01:07:58,000 --> 01:08:01,960
Speaker 2: have you in anger throw the mic but before.

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Speaker 1: You do, we're going to do our signal.

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01:08:03,640 --> 01:08:03,840
Speaker 4: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Well, thank you Michelle for being on Do you Need

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01:08:08,080 --> 01:08:11,160
Speaker 2: a Ride You've been listening to Do you Need a Ride?

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Speaker 2: D y n a r