1 00:00:01,120 --> 00:00:05,640 Speaker 1: Boom. If you thought four hours a day, minutes a 2 00:00:05,640 --> 00:00:09,399 Speaker 1: week was enough, think again. He's the last remnants of 3 00:00:09,440 --> 00:00:13,080 Speaker 1: the old republic, a sole fashion of fairness. He treats 4 00:00:13,119 --> 00:00:15,960 Speaker 1: crackheads in the ghetto cutter the same as the rich 5 00:00:16,040 --> 00:00:20,040 Speaker 1: pill poppers in the penthouse. The clearing House of Hot 6 00:00:20,079 --> 00:00:23,759 Speaker 1: takes break free for something special. The Fifth Hour with 7 00:00:23,960 --> 00:00:33,120 Speaker 1: Ben Maller starts right now in the air everywhere, back 8 00:00:33,240 --> 00:00:38,320 Speaker 1: at it on a weekend, no days off, no days off. 9 00:00:38,320 --> 00:00:41,720 Speaker 1: Here The Fifth Hour with Ben Maller and Danny g 10 00:00:42,040 --> 00:00:46,879 Speaker 1: Radio where I don't have my sound effectively deep in 11 00:00:46,920 --> 00:00:51,279 Speaker 1: the weeds of the podcast do Joe, don't worry. I'll 12 00:00:51,320 --> 00:00:53,920 Speaker 1: put one of your famous drops right here. Ben. Oh, 13 00:00:53,920 --> 00:00:57,240 Speaker 1: thank you. I love Tom Brady. I would cuddle with him, 14 00:00:57,280 --> 00:01:01,319 Speaker 1: that's how cool he is. I am. I did like that, 15 00:01:01,520 --> 00:01:03,720 Speaker 1: unless it was in bad taste, and then I didn't 16 00:01:03,720 --> 00:01:06,400 Speaker 1: like it. But I it's the magic of stitching the 17 00:01:06,440 --> 00:01:12,839 Speaker 1: podcast together and that's the beauty of it. But Danny, 18 00:01:12,880 --> 00:01:16,000 Speaker 1: here we are yet again. We've made it to another Saturday. 19 00:01:16,680 --> 00:01:22,600 Speaker 1: Now you're back. You're married. Is life changed in amazing ways? Now? No? 20 00:01:23,680 --> 00:01:27,360 Speaker 1: Except for if my wife he complains about anything. I 21 00:01:27,440 --> 00:01:30,360 Speaker 1: think to myself, Fuck, am I stuck with this forever? 22 00:01:33,000 --> 00:01:36,160 Speaker 1: You've got the lifetime agreement? Buddy. Uh, there's no getting 23 00:01:36,160 --> 00:01:39,679 Speaker 1: out alive. So you've got that. Welcome to my world. 24 00:01:40,200 --> 00:01:44,280 Speaker 1: But yeah, so anyway, in this podcast, we've got the 25 00:01:44,760 --> 00:01:51,160 Speaker 1: light Show, share with the class, the steak king unless 26 00:01:51,160 --> 00:01:54,840 Speaker 1: you're not, and we might try a new feature, Danny, 27 00:01:55,040 --> 00:01:59,080 Speaker 1: I hope you're wearing your seatbelt. Pop goes the culture 28 00:02:00,600 --> 00:02:02,800 Speaker 1: you're thinking about that, we've got back scratcher if we 29 00:02:02,840 --> 00:02:06,160 Speaker 1: have time. And so there's a lot too to get through. 30 00:02:06,160 --> 00:02:07,680 Speaker 1: But this actually relates to what you were just talking 31 00:02:07,680 --> 00:02:09,400 Speaker 1: about when you got back. You got married. You know, 32 00:02:09,600 --> 00:02:11,480 Speaker 1: everyone goes through that when you marry someone. You're like, 33 00:02:11,520 --> 00:02:13,000 Speaker 1: if you get married, you're like, oh, wait a minute. 34 00:02:13,000 --> 00:02:15,079 Speaker 1: If anything goes wrong, you're like, wait, whoa whoa, wait 35 00:02:15,120 --> 00:02:18,200 Speaker 1: a minute, what's going on here? Well, she also did 36 00:02:18,200 --> 00:02:21,840 Speaker 1: some really nice things this past week where I was like, Okay, 37 00:02:21,880 --> 00:02:24,920 Speaker 1: I'm good with this all the time. Okay, alright, so 38 00:02:24,960 --> 00:02:26,560 Speaker 1: there's a yeah, you got the good and the best, 39 00:02:26,639 --> 00:02:28,040 Speaker 1: the facts of life, right, you gotta take the good 40 00:02:28,080 --> 00:02:32,480 Speaker 1: with the bed. And then all right, so a bit 41 00:02:32,520 --> 00:02:36,799 Speaker 1: of a holiday ker fluffle that I need to break down. 42 00:02:36,800 --> 00:02:39,440 Speaker 1: I need your perspective on Danny, and you'll probably go 43 00:02:39,520 --> 00:02:41,840 Speaker 1: through this at some point here in the near near future. 44 00:02:42,560 --> 00:02:47,840 Speaker 1: So holiday season, the season of lights and joy and 45 00:02:47,840 --> 00:02:51,800 Speaker 1: and all that, and UM been through. We've all been 46 00:02:51,840 --> 00:02:53,640 Speaker 1: through a lot the last couple of years with the 47 00:02:53,680 --> 00:02:57,480 Speaker 1: COVID stuff and I so anyway, I moved. I live 48 00:02:57,520 --> 00:03:00,080 Speaker 1: in in the new I've lived in three places is 49 00:03:00,080 --> 00:03:02,120 Speaker 1: the last couple of years. But we're in the final 50 00:03:02,639 --> 00:03:07,280 Speaker 1: final Mallard mansion. Shouldn't move again. Something's gone terribly wrong 51 00:03:07,320 --> 00:03:10,040 Speaker 1: if I end up moving again. So it was. We 52 00:03:10,040 --> 00:03:13,639 Speaker 1: were debating last weekend to put on the Christmas lights 53 00:03:13,720 --> 00:03:15,680 Speaker 1: at the new house. Right, you've been to that house 54 00:03:15,720 --> 00:03:19,359 Speaker 1: and so uh my wife said, was a new house. 55 00:03:19,400 --> 00:03:20,960 Speaker 1: We need to get new lights. And I was like, 56 00:03:21,040 --> 00:03:23,480 Speaker 1: all right, whatever. Final. So we went and got some 57 00:03:23,520 --> 00:03:26,360 Speaker 1: new lights to hang, and she picked some stuff out 58 00:03:26,400 --> 00:03:29,280 Speaker 1: and I went to Walmart did the whole thing. There 59 00:03:29,280 --> 00:03:31,880 Speaker 1: were hundreds of people to find lights and the whole 60 00:03:32,360 --> 00:03:35,600 Speaker 1: so we loaded up and so we got back and 61 00:03:36,080 --> 00:03:37,720 Speaker 1: we're gonna put It was too late to put the 62 00:03:37,800 --> 00:03:40,000 Speaker 1: lights up the day we were planning on doing it, 63 00:03:40,040 --> 00:03:41,640 Speaker 1: because we we had do some other stuff and so 64 00:03:41,680 --> 00:03:43,880 Speaker 1: then the next day we didn't have a lot of 65 00:03:43,920 --> 00:03:48,480 Speaker 1: time because you have to shower after you left the Walmart. Well, 66 00:03:48,880 --> 00:03:51,880 Speaker 1: I like Walmart, My, my, Why you don't like well, 67 00:03:51,920 --> 00:03:55,440 Speaker 1: you know a Walmart. Figure, man, Just those fluorescent lights 68 00:03:55,480 --> 00:03:58,320 Speaker 1: alone in there make me feel creeped out? Yeah, I don't. 69 00:03:58,360 --> 00:04:00,480 Speaker 1: I don't give a crap, and I focus on the deal. 70 00:04:00,600 --> 00:04:03,360 Speaker 1: I'm all about the deal. And I'm a tight one, 71 00:04:03,680 --> 00:04:05,680 Speaker 1: which actually relates to this story, because I have a 72 00:04:05,680 --> 00:04:07,840 Speaker 1: tight one. So we we were supposed to put the 73 00:04:07,920 --> 00:04:10,120 Speaker 1: lights up, I think it was on Saturday. Didn't do that. 74 00:04:10,240 --> 00:04:12,920 Speaker 1: So then Sunday to work day for me, watching football 75 00:04:12,960 --> 00:04:15,080 Speaker 1: and all that. We a little window to put the 76 00:04:15,160 --> 00:04:18,080 Speaker 1: lights on. And my wife had to work and all 77 00:04:18,120 --> 00:04:19,800 Speaker 1: that too, and so we were in a bit of 78 00:04:19,800 --> 00:04:23,400 Speaker 1: a rush, and we were trying to find the timers 79 00:04:23,640 --> 00:04:27,599 Speaker 1: and all the other auxiliary stuff to hang, like extension chords, 80 00:04:27,640 --> 00:04:30,279 Speaker 1: stuff like that. It's a whole to do to put 81 00:04:30,320 --> 00:04:32,880 Speaker 1: these things up. I couldn't find them anywhere. You know, 82 00:04:32,880 --> 00:04:34,599 Speaker 1: We're still going through a bunch of stuff, got a 83 00:04:34,600 --> 00:04:37,600 Speaker 1: bunch of stuff in boxes still even after all this time. 84 00:04:38,520 --> 00:04:43,760 Speaker 1: So I made a decision, Danny that got me in 85 00:04:43,760 --> 00:04:47,800 Speaker 1: the doghouse a little bit. I decided we had spent 86 00:04:47,920 --> 00:04:50,120 Speaker 1: so much money in years passed on these timers and 87 00:04:50,279 --> 00:04:53,200 Speaker 1: extension chords and all that's like, you know, why don't 88 00:04:53,200 --> 00:04:55,080 Speaker 1: we just wait until we buy you know, why don't 89 00:04:55,080 --> 00:04:56,480 Speaker 1: we wait until we find I didn't want to read 90 00:04:56,480 --> 00:05:00,400 Speaker 1: buy the stuff? Okay, so good, you agree with me. 91 00:05:00,440 --> 00:05:02,440 Speaker 1: But my wife's like, you know, let's go by, come on, 92 00:05:02,560 --> 00:05:06,800 Speaker 1: let's just go buy a a timer. And we we 93 00:05:06,800 --> 00:05:09,440 Speaker 1: we looked all over. We couldn't find it. But I 94 00:05:09,480 --> 00:05:12,680 Speaker 1: just I hate buying rebuying stuff unless it's broken obviously 95 00:05:12,760 --> 00:05:14,440 Speaker 1: then you buy it or whatever. So a little bit 96 00:05:14,440 --> 00:05:17,719 Speaker 1: of a disagreement that uh am I the ball humbug 97 00:05:17,800 --> 00:05:24,440 Speaker 1: guy Danny. And also, is there a statute of limitations 98 00:05:24,480 --> 00:05:27,320 Speaker 1: on when if you don't put there was this debate 99 00:05:27,400 --> 00:05:29,520 Speaker 1: we had where if you don't put the lights up 100 00:05:29,560 --> 00:05:32,560 Speaker 1: by a certain day, you then can't put the lights up. 101 00:05:32,880 --> 00:05:34,680 Speaker 1: See I think you can put the lights up at 102 00:05:34,720 --> 00:05:39,000 Speaker 1: any point, but I was I was educated that that's 103 00:05:39,040 --> 00:05:43,080 Speaker 1: not technically true. Whoa who was gonna know exactly what 104 00:05:43,240 --> 00:05:46,960 Speaker 1: day you did it? Are some Christmas light inspector is 105 00:05:47,000 --> 00:05:49,719 Speaker 1: gonna come over and hang a grade on your front 106 00:05:49,760 --> 00:05:53,359 Speaker 1: window exactly. That. That's that's kind of my logic. My 107 00:05:53,400 --> 00:05:56,360 Speaker 1: thinking is, well, you know, most people don't pay attention 108 00:05:56,440 --> 00:05:59,360 Speaker 1: to other people's houses, and we're gonna have a bunch 109 00:05:59,400 --> 00:06:01,839 Speaker 1: of people over for her parties and whatnot for the 110 00:06:01,880 --> 00:06:05,200 Speaker 1: holidays and all that. So when I just put them up, 111 00:06:05,200 --> 00:06:08,160 Speaker 1: and yeah, they're paying that close of attention to your house, 112 00:06:08,200 --> 00:06:13,200 Speaker 1: they're probably the wet bandits that was. That was the 113 00:06:13,360 --> 00:06:16,640 Speaker 1: light show. There was no light show. Stay tuned, though. 114 00:06:16,640 --> 00:06:19,960 Speaker 1: We will have updates dandy going forward on this podcast. 115 00:06:20,000 --> 00:06:23,279 Speaker 1: We will have exclusive nobody else has this coverage. Will 116 00:06:23,320 --> 00:06:26,080 Speaker 1: the lights go up or will the lights stay down? 117 00:06:26,720 --> 00:06:29,040 Speaker 1: And uh and and the wife was so kind of 118 00:06:29,080 --> 00:06:31,200 Speaker 1: annoyed with me. She's like, we'll just return the lights 119 00:06:31,560 --> 00:06:34,480 Speaker 1: that we bought. I don't want to return the lights, right, 120 00:06:34,480 --> 00:06:36,440 Speaker 1: that's a drastic measure to return the lights, you know 121 00:06:36,480 --> 00:06:38,839 Speaker 1: what I'm saying. That's a drastic measure. So do you 122 00:06:38,880 --> 00:06:43,480 Speaker 1: think you're gonna find that timer today? Hi? I hope. 123 00:06:43,560 --> 00:06:46,200 Speaker 1: I I don't know, though. I it's we've got so 124 00:06:46,279 --> 00:06:49,920 Speaker 1: much stuff. It's I might have to cave in. I 125 00:06:50,000 --> 00:06:52,720 Speaker 1: might have given and up buying one, but I'm gonna 126 00:06:52,800 --> 00:06:56,039 Speaker 1: give it the old college tried, Danny, I'm gonna open 127 00:06:56,120 --> 00:07:00,680 Speaker 1: up as many boxes as I can, okay, and we'll 128 00:07:00,720 --> 00:07:02,919 Speaker 1: find it's a race against time because it has to 129 00:07:02,960 --> 00:07:06,920 Speaker 1: be done today. It's got to be done today. And 130 00:07:06,960 --> 00:07:11,200 Speaker 1: if not, that's it so ironic since it's a timer. 131 00:07:11,840 --> 00:07:15,440 Speaker 1: I know, I know, I know, I know. But every 132 00:07:15,520 --> 00:07:17,800 Speaker 1: year you add a few more things, right, So I'm like, well, 133 00:07:17,840 --> 00:07:21,040 Speaker 1: we got enough stuff. We don't need these timers and anyone. 134 00:07:21,600 --> 00:07:24,400 Speaker 1: But maybe I'm the Maybe I'm the douche. I don't know. Anyway, 135 00:07:24,960 --> 00:07:29,360 Speaker 1: it was speaking of passing things on and sharing information 136 00:07:29,440 --> 00:07:32,840 Speaker 1: and all that, Danny. There's a lot of things in 137 00:07:32,880 --> 00:07:36,160 Speaker 1: that realm that we can talk about, right. Yeah. Since 138 00:07:36,200 --> 00:07:40,200 Speaker 1: getting back from the Islands, I've been back to not 139 00:07:40,280 --> 00:07:42,880 Speaker 1: only the radio show with you and Covino and Rich, 140 00:07:43,000 --> 00:07:46,920 Speaker 1: but also to the classroom for the three times per 141 00:07:46,960 --> 00:07:49,440 Speaker 1: week that I go in there and open up the 142 00:07:49,520 --> 00:07:52,880 Speaker 1: campus at the middle school. I've talked about Sam, the 143 00:07:52,920 --> 00:07:57,800 Speaker 1: eighth grader, who has brought up certain things, certain topics 144 00:07:57,800 --> 00:08:00,920 Speaker 1: of conversation were at my debtsk I have to say 145 00:08:01,960 --> 00:08:05,960 Speaker 1: change the topic. Please, uh, Sam, don't talk about that 146 00:08:06,000 --> 00:08:09,080 Speaker 1: with the seventh graders. Please, are you saying that Sam 147 00:08:09,160 --> 00:08:11,760 Speaker 1: believes in going to the third rail, Ma Miam, the 148 00:08:11,840 --> 00:08:15,400 Speaker 1: third rail. If Sam was on the radio, he would 149 00:08:15,400 --> 00:08:19,920 Speaker 1: be a shock jock. Okay, he goes the extra mile. Yeah, 150 00:08:20,040 --> 00:08:22,040 Speaker 1: or he would at least be pushing the envelope a 151 00:08:22,080 --> 00:08:26,520 Speaker 1: little bit. So I'm sitting there reading my book. I 152 00:08:26,600 --> 00:08:31,560 Speaker 1: have a classroom filled with mostly seventh graders, and one 153 00:08:31,600 --> 00:08:35,200 Speaker 1: of the counselors at the middle school walks into my 154 00:08:35,280 --> 00:08:39,960 Speaker 1: class and comes up to my desk and says, congratulations, 155 00:08:40,040 --> 00:08:43,080 Speaker 1: how was it? Tell me about it? And so I 156 00:08:43,160 --> 00:08:46,120 Speaker 1: kind of, you know, give her the thirty second version 157 00:08:46,160 --> 00:08:49,400 Speaker 1: of the trip to Hawaii, and uh, I didn't get 158 00:08:49,440 --> 00:08:51,640 Speaker 1: to talk about David and his drinking or any of that. 159 00:08:51,720 --> 00:08:54,520 Speaker 1: I told her she could find the extended remix on 160 00:08:54,559 --> 00:08:59,320 Speaker 1: the podcast here. So she's laughing about the podcast, which 161 00:08:59,360 --> 00:09:01,680 Speaker 1: she has listened too before. So shouts out to that 162 00:09:01,760 --> 00:09:07,320 Speaker 1: counselor and she leaves. Now, none of the kids realized 163 00:09:07,360 --> 00:09:10,280 Speaker 1: I was even gone, Ben, because they were off school 164 00:09:10,360 --> 00:09:14,680 Speaker 1: for a whole week because of Thanksgiving. Oh yes, right, yeah, 165 00:09:14,880 --> 00:09:17,040 Speaker 1: so they didn't even know. They were none the wiser 166 00:09:17,080 --> 00:09:20,440 Speaker 1: that I was gone. But Sam, he was listening to 167 00:09:20,520 --> 00:09:24,040 Speaker 1: this counselor talk to me after she leaves. He says, 168 00:09:24,840 --> 00:09:28,280 Speaker 1: what do you do in Hawaii? So I told him, 169 00:09:28,360 --> 00:09:30,480 Speaker 1: and he walks over and he looks at my ring 170 00:09:31,000 --> 00:09:33,800 Speaker 1: and very loudly so all the seventh graders could hear him, 171 00:09:33,800 --> 00:09:37,840 Speaker 1: he said, that's awesome, Mr g Now you're allowed to 172 00:09:37,880 --> 00:09:48,760 Speaker 1: have sex. Uh. And the seventh graders start clapping and applauding, Oh, 173 00:09:48,800 --> 00:09:53,240 Speaker 1: you gotta an ovation. Congratulation. Man, Uh, you're now allowed 174 00:09:53,280 --> 00:09:57,760 Speaker 1: to make whoopee congratulations. Yeah. So I'm like, man, this kid, 175 00:09:57,920 --> 00:10:04,000 Speaker 1: Oh my goodness, damn, change the topic. Please, Hey, Sam, 176 00:10:04,040 --> 00:10:06,000 Speaker 1: back up and punt here. You might want to punt 177 00:10:06,040 --> 00:10:08,200 Speaker 1: at this point here, it's about fourth down. You had 178 00:10:08,240 --> 00:10:11,160 Speaker 1: a long way to go here. You're not gonna make it. Sam, Again, 179 00:10:11,280 --> 00:10:14,760 Speaker 1: he reiterated that I'm now allowed to do this. That 180 00:10:14,840 --> 00:10:18,880 Speaker 1: sounds like a parent saying you can't fool around until 181 00:10:18,960 --> 00:10:21,480 Speaker 1: you get mary. That's where that sounds. Yeah. And if 182 00:10:21,520 --> 00:10:24,960 Speaker 1: you remember on a previous podcast, I changed his name 183 00:10:25,440 --> 00:10:29,160 Speaker 1: to protect the innocent and the guilty. He's the same 184 00:10:29,160 --> 00:10:34,920 Speaker 1: one who asked me to explain gay sex to the classroom. Yes, yeah, 185 00:10:36,800 --> 00:10:40,560 Speaker 1: in his repertoire. And I expect no less from this 186 00:10:40,640 --> 00:10:45,360 Speaker 1: eighth grader kids a firecracker. This kid huh yeah, man, wow, 187 00:10:45,720 --> 00:10:51,080 Speaker 1: that's my favorite part. That was the ovation the kid outstanding. Yeah, 188 00:10:51,160 --> 00:10:54,080 Speaker 1: if you're not embarrassed enough as an adult. Lots of 189 00:10:54,120 --> 00:10:57,640 Speaker 1: clapping because well, when you're around the age, when you 190 00:10:57,800 --> 00:11:00,560 Speaker 1: when you do end up doing the in the dirty, 191 00:11:00,960 --> 00:11:03,360 Speaker 1: the sideway shuffle, you do feel like you deserve a 192 00:11:03,400 --> 00:11:06,320 Speaker 1: standing ovation when you finally accomplish that. But I don't 193 00:11:06,320 --> 00:11:10,520 Speaker 1: know to actually get one, but fortune favors the bold Danny. 194 00:11:10,600 --> 00:11:17,679 Speaker 1: So wow, that's that's hilarious. Man. That is that is 195 00:11:17,720 --> 00:11:22,400 Speaker 1: too much. So the steak King has a right. I 196 00:11:22,440 --> 00:11:25,440 Speaker 1: didn't realize this, The steak King has arrived, Danny. I 197 00:11:25,520 --> 00:11:28,920 Speaker 1: posted some photos more of my cooking, cooking with Benny 198 00:11:29,000 --> 00:11:32,880 Speaker 1: and all that stuff, my recent cooking sojourn, and I 199 00:11:32,920 --> 00:11:37,960 Speaker 1: had no idea the number of members of the Mallard 200 00:11:38,040 --> 00:11:45,439 Speaker 1: Militia that are experts, professional chefs, Danny, that can critique 201 00:11:46,200 --> 00:11:51,800 Speaker 1: my cheese steak sandwich. Everyone an expert, right, I'm getting 202 00:11:51,840 --> 00:11:55,320 Speaker 1: tips here, they're pointers there. That doesn't look quite there's 203 00:11:55,320 --> 00:11:58,720 Speaker 1: not enough cheese. What it's the wrong kind of cheese 204 00:12:00,240 --> 00:12:03,480 Speaker 1: touching up my work here, And I'm like, listen to 205 00:12:03,559 --> 00:12:05,800 Speaker 1: everyone in a while, I'll post a photo what I'm doing. 206 00:12:06,320 --> 00:12:09,800 Speaker 1: And I happened to be watching the Pack twelve championship 207 00:12:09,880 --> 00:12:14,440 Speaker 1: game with USC in Utah. That was the last Friday, 208 00:12:14,679 --> 00:12:16,960 Speaker 1: a couple of fridays ago, and I cooked the cheese. 209 00:12:16,960 --> 00:12:18,679 Speaker 1: They got a buddy of mine over gambling, buddy of 210 00:12:18,679 --> 00:12:21,600 Speaker 1: mine over watching the game, and we had USC. We 211 00:12:21,720 --> 00:12:24,200 Speaker 1: lost the bet by a ton, but when the food 212 00:12:24,240 --> 00:12:26,560 Speaker 1: was good and so I made the cheese steak and 213 00:12:26,559 --> 00:12:28,760 Speaker 1: I got that tasted great. It came out pretty good. 214 00:12:28,760 --> 00:12:30,880 Speaker 1: But people are pointing out all that was wrong. It 215 00:12:30,920 --> 00:12:33,040 Speaker 1: didn't look right, this didn't look now. There were a 216 00:12:33,080 --> 00:12:35,040 Speaker 1: lot of people, to be fair, that we're kind and 217 00:12:35,080 --> 00:12:36,960 Speaker 1: we're nice and said that I needed to share the 218 00:12:37,040 --> 00:12:40,640 Speaker 1: recipe and all that so. But of course, as always, 219 00:12:40,679 --> 00:12:43,800 Speaker 1: you know, Danny, it's the people that are total assholes. 220 00:12:43,920 --> 00:12:46,520 Speaker 1: Those are the ones that you remember. It's not the 221 00:12:46,520 --> 00:12:48,560 Speaker 1: people that were nice and say how great it was 222 00:12:48,600 --> 00:12:51,760 Speaker 1: and how wonderful. No, you remember the other people. The 223 00:12:51,760 --> 00:12:55,000 Speaker 1: ones you're talking about are the very reason why I 224 00:12:55,120 --> 00:12:58,800 Speaker 1: examined a photo before I posted, because there's things in 225 00:12:58,840 --> 00:13:02,520 Speaker 1: the background that you're not paying attention to necessarily until 226 00:13:02,960 --> 00:13:05,760 Speaker 1: the first asshole points it out and then some other 227 00:13:05,800 --> 00:13:10,320 Speaker 1: a holes jump on his bandwagon. Ye, you need to 228 00:13:10,320 --> 00:13:13,320 Speaker 1: teach that skill to a guy named Edmund the Mermaid 229 00:13:13,480 --> 00:13:18,680 Speaker 1: Garcia over there, because Eddie, he has no filter. Eddie 230 00:13:18,840 --> 00:13:22,320 Speaker 1: has taken three of the worst photos I've ever taken 231 00:13:22,360 --> 00:13:27,600 Speaker 1: in my life and posted them immediately on Twitter. Stop 232 00:13:27,760 --> 00:13:33,240 Speaker 1: Eddie immediately on Twitter, and he doesn't even look at 233 00:13:33,280 --> 00:13:36,520 Speaker 1: them or doesn't like try to take another photo, a 234 00:13:36,559 --> 00:13:40,559 Speaker 1: better photo. Make people look as slim as possible. It's 235 00:13:40,679 --> 00:13:44,440 Speaker 1: all angles. And then if their skin looks too pale, 236 00:13:44,480 --> 00:13:46,680 Speaker 1: you go in there and you fix the color of 237 00:13:46,720 --> 00:13:49,920 Speaker 1: the picture and their skin. You can make somebody look 238 00:13:50,000 --> 00:13:54,920 Speaker 1: like a hundred thousand dollars instead of minus ten dollars exactly. 239 00:13:55,040 --> 00:13:58,680 Speaker 1: That's the And be polite. It's a polite courtesy to 240 00:13:58,800 --> 00:14:01,160 Speaker 1: do for those as of us that work in this 241 00:14:01,240 --> 00:14:04,720 Speaker 1: world where we were somewhat we're on the totem pole, 242 00:14:04,800 --> 00:14:07,320 Speaker 1: but the very bottom with the mushrooms when it comes 243 00:14:07,360 --> 00:14:11,800 Speaker 1: to celebrity. Come on. Uh So anyway, I mean people 244 00:14:11,920 --> 00:14:13,880 Speaker 1: were going back and forth on that. I got into 245 00:14:13,920 --> 00:14:16,160 Speaker 1: some hearty discussions. They were ripping the fries that they 246 00:14:16,240 --> 00:14:18,000 Speaker 1: made in the air fryer. But I think the air 247 00:14:18,040 --> 00:14:19,600 Speaker 1: frre is a way to go, Dany. I don't. I 248 00:14:19,600 --> 00:14:21,200 Speaker 1: don't know you guys use the air frre. But that's 249 00:14:21,200 --> 00:14:24,560 Speaker 1: a wonderful way to cook heat up food. Yeah, great, 250 00:14:25,000 --> 00:14:28,360 Speaker 1: it's I'm all about the air fryer. Yeah, we do 251 00:14:28,440 --> 00:14:31,200 Speaker 1: sweet potato fries in there. Yeah, we got a new 252 00:14:31,200 --> 00:14:35,360 Speaker 1: air fryer. We went next level at the Mallard Mansion, Danny, 253 00:14:35,400 --> 00:14:38,000 Speaker 1: because I you know, during the week, everyone's busy. My 254 00:14:38,000 --> 00:14:40,640 Speaker 1: wife's working, I'm working, and so it's it's it's just 255 00:14:40,680 --> 00:14:43,440 Speaker 1: throw some food in the air fryre. But you know, 256 00:14:43,480 --> 00:14:46,240 Speaker 1: I like my chicken fingers and my fries, but I 257 00:14:46,280 --> 00:14:48,600 Speaker 1: don't want them to cook together. So we got an 258 00:14:48,600 --> 00:14:50,960 Speaker 1: air fry This is like a boss air fryer. This 259 00:14:51,040 --> 00:14:56,640 Speaker 1: is the Boss. Two different compartments. One side. You can 260 00:14:56,680 --> 00:15:02,080 Speaker 1: put the fries, one side the chicken boom done done. Yeah. 261 00:15:02,280 --> 00:15:07,720 Speaker 1: Next level. Wow, it's officially a mansion. Yeah. Now you're impressed, right. 262 00:15:07,840 --> 00:15:10,440 Speaker 1: The ice machine and that what more does one need? 263 00:15:11,000 --> 00:15:13,320 Speaker 1: I wanted to take your ice machine home with me 264 00:15:13,440 --> 00:15:17,080 Speaker 1: after the Halloween bash. They're not the coolest thing, man. 265 00:15:17,400 --> 00:15:21,120 Speaker 1: Ice machine, game changer, game changer, and you don't need 266 00:15:21,160 --> 00:15:22,560 Speaker 1: it when you're young, but when you reach a certain 267 00:15:22,680 --> 00:15:24,440 Speaker 1: like middle age, you need an ice machine. It just 268 00:15:24,520 --> 00:15:27,840 Speaker 1: makes life better. Ben has an ice machine that is 269 00:15:27,960 --> 00:15:32,160 Speaker 1: unlike any other I've seen because it makes that sonic ice, 270 00:15:32,840 --> 00:15:37,400 Speaker 1: the ice everybody craves. Ben. Yeah, it's like restaurant quality ice. 271 00:15:37,520 --> 00:15:40,880 Speaker 1: And now we didn't buy it new. We we gotta 272 00:15:41,080 --> 00:15:44,080 Speaker 1: kind of re refurbished. But knew they're really expensive. But 273 00:15:44,120 --> 00:15:50,040 Speaker 1: you can get them for a somewhat reasonable price on eBay. 274 00:15:50,160 --> 00:15:52,720 Speaker 1: In different places you can get them for for a 275 00:15:52,760 --> 00:15:55,640 Speaker 1: lot less. So but I do recommend that if if 276 00:15:55,680 --> 00:15:58,080 Speaker 1: you're looking for an extra gift for the holidays, the 277 00:15:58,160 --> 00:16:01,080 Speaker 1: ice machine a a way to go. So I want 278 00:16:01,080 --> 00:16:02,600 Speaker 1: to try a new feature, Danny, this might be a 279 00:16:02,640 --> 00:16:05,720 Speaker 1: complete disaster. Normally when I tried new things, it's a 280 00:16:05,760 --> 00:16:09,240 Speaker 1: total quagmire. And hopefully this will not be the case. 281 00:16:09,280 --> 00:16:12,840 Speaker 1: But we're gonna a little bit of pop goes the culture. 282 00:16:13,480 --> 00:16:15,680 Speaker 1: This doesn't have the number one station anymore. Is its 283 00:16:16,480 --> 00:16:19,800 Speaker 1: week one? It was a hitam, but some of the 284 00:16:19,800 --> 00:16:21,680 Speaker 1: other I did a spelling be for a while. I 285 00:16:21,680 --> 00:16:23,280 Speaker 1: don't know if you were with me when they did that, 286 00:16:23,440 --> 00:16:28,240 Speaker 1: and we we learned that the average overnight sports talk 287 00:16:28,360 --> 00:16:32,560 Speaker 1: radio caller cannot spell cannot spell the number one. If 288 00:16:32,560 --> 00:16:35,160 Speaker 1: you spot on the oh, they can't spell the number one, 289 00:16:35,440 --> 00:16:39,080 Speaker 1: It's it's a bad situation. So we we tried that 290 00:16:39,160 --> 00:16:42,120 Speaker 1: for a few weeks, and I had these great visions 291 00:16:42,160 --> 00:16:44,600 Speaker 1: of how fun this would be the spelling be, and 292 00:16:45,480 --> 00:16:49,240 Speaker 1: we would throw some really exotic names out, like Mark, Grizzolonic, 293 00:16:49,800 --> 00:16:53,280 Speaker 1: things like that. And it turns out that many of 294 00:16:53,280 --> 00:16:55,680 Speaker 1: our callers and I listen, I love the people that 295 00:16:55,800 --> 00:16:57,880 Speaker 1: call the show. They go balls to the wall, they 296 00:16:57,880 --> 00:17:00,280 Speaker 1: support the show. They're fans of mine, fans of yours, 297 00:17:00,360 --> 00:17:03,120 Speaker 1: Danny and I thank them very much for that. But 298 00:17:03,240 --> 00:17:05,360 Speaker 1: we're all good at some things and all bad at 299 00:17:05,359 --> 00:17:09,400 Speaker 1: other things. And it's just it was an eye opening experience. 300 00:17:09,400 --> 00:17:12,399 Speaker 1: It was an eye opening experience that if you if 301 00:17:12,440 --> 00:17:15,560 Speaker 1: you said, hey, can you spell ban uh, and they wouldn't. 302 00:17:15,600 --> 00:17:18,200 Speaker 1: They wouldn't be able to smell Ben. It's just it's 303 00:17:18,480 --> 00:17:21,480 Speaker 1: very strict. So anyway, so the way this works, pop 304 00:17:21,520 --> 00:17:25,200 Speaker 1: goals the culture. These are actual pop culture stories that 305 00:17:25,240 --> 00:17:28,440 Speaker 1: took place this week that I might not have mentioned 306 00:17:28,440 --> 00:17:30,439 Speaker 1: on the radio show. Maybe you mentioned it on Covino 307 00:17:30,560 --> 00:17:32,680 Speaker 1: Enriched Danny. I don't know, but we'll we'll go over 308 00:17:32,720 --> 00:17:36,600 Speaker 1: these stories here and pop goes the culture. The first 309 00:17:36,640 --> 00:17:40,280 Speaker 1: story is a story that happened the other day, reports 310 00:17:40,359 --> 00:17:45,440 Speaker 1: that the White House made a trade with Russia for 311 00:17:45,560 --> 00:17:50,240 Speaker 1: Brittany Grinder. The they call her a w n B 312 00:17:50,400 --> 00:17:52,239 Speaker 1: A star. I don't know about that. I don't know how. 313 00:17:52,359 --> 00:17:54,720 Speaker 1: You know, there's not many people watching that w n 314 00:17:54,760 --> 00:17:57,679 Speaker 1: B A so I don't know about that one. But 315 00:17:58,240 --> 00:18:01,320 Speaker 1: the trade went down. It was a one for one trade. Now, 316 00:18:01,359 --> 00:18:04,200 Speaker 1: we're in the business of grading trades in sports radio, 317 00:18:05,760 --> 00:18:09,639 Speaker 1: so I would like to grade the trade as I 318 00:18:09,760 --> 00:18:15,600 Speaker 1: understand the trade, Danny. The Russian government traded w NBA 319 00:18:15,760 --> 00:18:19,480 Speaker 1: player Brittany Grinder, who spent several months in a Russian 320 00:18:19,480 --> 00:18:24,720 Speaker 1: gulag on drug charges. She was let go, traded in 321 00:18:24,840 --> 00:18:29,520 Speaker 1: a swap for an international arms dealer named Victor Bout. 322 00:18:30,440 --> 00:18:35,040 Speaker 1: I believe is the gentleman's name there. Uh that that 323 00:18:35,240 --> 00:18:39,199 Speaker 1: is the transaction that was made. And so on the 324 00:18:39,240 --> 00:18:43,639 Speaker 1: Mallard report card, I give the United States and F 325 00:18:44,560 --> 00:18:50,119 Speaker 1: and I give Russia an A plus for Vladimir Putin, 326 00:18:50,200 --> 00:18:53,240 Speaker 1: so he gets an A plus and the White House 327 00:18:53,240 --> 00:18:56,840 Speaker 1: with Joe Biden they get unfortunately, and F I have 328 00:18:57,000 --> 00:18:58,560 Speaker 1: to do it on the Mallard report card. This is 329 00:18:58,600 --> 00:19:03,120 Speaker 1: a terrible trade, Danny, on so many levels. It's not 330 00:19:03,160 --> 00:19:07,440 Speaker 1: an even trade. It's like trading an all star criminal 331 00:19:08,240 --> 00:19:11,480 Speaker 1: for you know, a toddler. What are you doing right? 332 00:19:11,520 --> 00:19:13,680 Speaker 1: What are we? What are we doing here? Well, I 333 00:19:13,800 --> 00:19:18,400 Speaker 1: think they thought Biden's administration thought they had to get 334 00:19:18,400 --> 00:19:20,720 Speaker 1: her out of there once she got to that work camp, 335 00:19:21,320 --> 00:19:23,159 Speaker 1: because there was a couple of weeks there where they 336 00:19:23,160 --> 00:19:26,160 Speaker 1: didn't even know where she was being moved to. And 337 00:19:26,200 --> 00:19:29,919 Speaker 1: you know the conditions of those work camps. Once you're there, 338 00:19:29,960 --> 00:19:34,280 Speaker 1: all bets are off. Well, this guy I was reading 339 00:19:34,320 --> 00:19:37,320 Speaker 1: about him. I guess I'm not up Eddie. Unfortunately I 340 00:19:37,359 --> 00:19:39,959 Speaker 1: could do Eddie, Danny. Excuse me, I'm not up there. 341 00:19:40,840 --> 00:19:44,440 Speaker 1: I'm here at I know, but exactly, but I am 342 00:19:44,520 --> 00:19:48,120 Speaker 1: not up Danny on my international arms dealers, Okay, I'm 343 00:19:48,119 --> 00:19:50,720 Speaker 1: not up on them. And so I was reading about 344 00:19:50,720 --> 00:19:53,119 Speaker 1: this guy we're paying you all this money for. I know, 345 00:19:53,280 --> 00:19:56,119 Speaker 1: I've clearly failed the listeners. So this guy that we 346 00:19:56,160 --> 00:20:00,080 Speaker 1: traded for traded to get Britney Grinder back. Uh. And 347 00:20:00,119 --> 00:20:02,400 Speaker 1: that's the biggest trade in w NBA history, by the way, 348 00:20:02,440 --> 00:20:04,720 Speaker 1: there's never been a bigger trade in w NBA history 349 00:20:05,760 --> 00:20:10,560 Speaker 1: about was being held at mary In Prison in Illinois, 350 00:20:10,640 --> 00:20:14,120 Speaker 1: that famous prison, the federal prisoner mary in Illinois. And 351 00:20:14,160 --> 00:20:18,880 Speaker 1: he had been arrested by the d A in Thailand. 352 00:20:19,840 --> 00:20:22,159 Speaker 1: There was a sting operation back in oh eight. He 353 00:20:22,240 --> 00:20:27,520 Speaker 1: was convicted of conspiring to kill Americans. Right to kill Americans. 354 00:20:27,560 --> 00:20:31,880 Speaker 1: He was since the twenty five years And we traded 355 00:20:31,920 --> 00:20:35,760 Speaker 1: this guy he wanted to kill Americans for Brittany Grinder. 356 00:20:35,840 --> 00:20:38,320 Speaker 1: What kind of deal is that? Now? Were there any 357 00:20:38,400 --> 00:20:43,000 Speaker 1: cash considerations or players to be named later? Now, there 358 00:20:43,000 --> 00:20:45,920 Speaker 1: were a couple of draft picks because Biden said FM picks, 359 00:20:45,920 --> 00:20:48,199 Speaker 1: We'll throw some picks in there, and he traded a 360 00:20:48,200 --> 00:20:52,280 Speaker 1: couple of other picks down the line, but picks FM 361 00:20:52,400 --> 00:20:56,840 Speaker 1: picks here. You go, alright, the trade trade done there. 362 00:20:56,920 --> 00:20:59,440 Speaker 1: So yeah, that's not that's not a good deal, I mean, 363 00:20:59,520 --> 00:21:01,639 Speaker 1: and then said I was reading a story. There's a 364 00:21:01,680 --> 00:21:06,040 Speaker 1: teacher I don't know you size is this American guy 365 00:21:06,080 --> 00:21:10,240 Speaker 1: who's in in Russia who had something similar to Brittney Grinder. 366 00:21:10,400 --> 00:21:13,600 Speaker 1: The guy's rotting in jail. The guy's rotting in jail. 367 00:21:13,600 --> 00:21:15,400 Speaker 1: Why don't we Why didn't we make it a two 368 00:21:15,480 --> 00:21:17,879 Speaker 1: for one, Well, he was supposed to be part of 369 00:21:17,920 --> 00:21:20,479 Speaker 1: the package. Man, I don't see him. I'm looking at 370 00:21:20,480 --> 00:21:23,960 Speaker 1: the I don't see it. Never been part of this conversation. 371 00:21:24,480 --> 00:21:29,119 Speaker 1: For months, America wanted to for that one that they wanted, 372 00:21:29,160 --> 00:21:32,840 Speaker 1: So we didn't even get the deal we wanted here, No, 373 00:21:33,080 --> 00:21:35,320 Speaker 1: I mean when and these are these are low level 374 00:21:35,440 --> 00:21:39,480 Speaker 1: people Britney Grinder and the teacher, and you couldn't make 375 00:21:39,560 --> 00:21:42,400 Speaker 1: that trade. I mean, what kind of negotiation is that? 376 00:21:42,640 --> 00:21:46,240 Speaker 1: Come on, now, you gotta hire a better GM gonna 377 00:21:46,280 --> 00:21:50,040 Speaker 1: make that trade happen. Shame on you, all right? Next 378 00:21:50,119 --> 00:21:52,600 Speaker 1: up on pop goals the culture. Well, here's an interesting 379 00:21:52,600 --> 00:21:56,800 Speaker 1: story from the New York New York, New York area. 380 00:21:56,880 --> 00:22:01,439 Speaker 1: There at least forty five people have claimed to have 381 00:22:01,560 --> 00:22:09,159 Speaker 1: had bigfoot encounters in New York County. Wow, Danny g 382 00:22:09,920 --> 00:22:15,960 Speaker 1: They claim they have spotted sasquatch. You got you gotta 383 00:22:16,000 --> 00:22:19,080 Speaker 1: be kidding me? Right? Come on? Well, even though they suck, 384 00:22:19,280 --> 00:22:22,320 Speaker 1: and they've sucked for years, the Nicks do have some 385 00:22:22,400 --> 00:22:28,160 Speaker 1: of the biggest celebrity fans. Yeah, come on, now, where 386 00:22:28,160 --> 00:22:31,240 Speaker 1: are you at on bigfoot? Some of the pictures I've 387 00:22:31,280 --> 00:22:36,159 Speaker 1: seen look legit. But how come they're all blurry. And 388 00:22:36,200 --> 00:22:38,720 Speaker 1: this is one thing Covino has said on the air before. 389 00:22:39,040 --> 00:22:46,280 Speaker 1: He's like, what if Bigfoot just as blurry? Yeah, that's 390 00:22:46,280 --> 00:22:48,720 Speaker 1: what it looks like though from all the photos. But 391 00:22:48,800 --> 00:22:52,760 Speaker 1: here's the thing I can't get over, Like, if Bigfoot 392 00:22:52,840 --> 00:22:56,400 Speaker 1: is real, wouldn't there be a body? Wouldn't Bigfoot die 393 00:22:56,480 --> 00:22:59,080 Speaker 1: in the forest and somebody would come along bigfoot body 394 00:22:59,119 --> 00:23:02,320 Speaker 1: and say, right here the remains a Bigfoot. Not if 395 00:23:02,359 --> 00:23:06,000 Speaker 1: Bigfoot can live to be twenty or something, and we 396 00:23:06,040 --> 00:23:10,000 Speaker 1: don't know even if, but even if Bigfoot lived to 397 00:23:10,040 --> 00:23:13,720 Speaker 1: be three years old, at some point, like these whales 398 00:23:13,760 --> 00:23:17,000 Speaker 1: out in the there's that that that turtle that turned 399 00:23:17,000 --> 00:23:19,639 Speaker 1: a hundred and ninety this week, at some point the 400 00:23:19,680 --> 00:23:26,240 Speaker 1: turtle is gonna die, right, at some point that the 401 00:23:26,280 --> 00:23:28,200 Speaker 1: turtle is gonna be. That's it the end. It will 402 00:23:28,240 --> 00:23:31,480 Speaker 1: be the remains of the turtle. Like Bigfoot, they seem 403 00:23:31,560 --> 00:23:33,920 Speaker 1: to all be by themselves, don't they. You never see 404 00:23:33,960 --> 00:23:37,239 Speaker 1: like families a Bigfoot. Where is the family? Are they 405 00:23:37,240 --> 00:23:40,280 Speaker 1: living in a cave somewhere? Where are the other bigfoots? 406 00:23:40,880 --> 00:23:43,560 Speaker 1: And what would a group of bigfoot be called? And 407 00:23:43,920 --> 00:23:47,720 Speaker 1: that's good, that's right? And where where the where the 408 00:23:47,760 --> 00:23:50,119 Speaker 1: baby bigfoots? And how can you have another bigfoot? If 409 00:23:50,160 --> 00:23:53,000 Speaker 1: there's only if they live by themselves and they don't 410 00:23:53,080 --> 00:23:57,560 Speaker 1: live with that male female, so what the hell? These 411 00:23:57,560 --> 00:24:00,680 Speaker 1: are all interesting questions that I would like if you 412 00:24:00,720 --> 00:24:04,000 Speaker 1: saw a group of a family of bigfoot, would you say, 413 00:24:04,040 --> 00:24:06,160 Speaker 1: oh my god, look at the big feet over there, 414 00:24:11,000 --> 00:24:15,480 Speaker 1: Teaquille O'Neal Bigfoot. I've seen very big feature George Morasson 415 00:24:15,600 --> 00:24:19,879 Speaker 1: back when I covered the NBA Bigfoot, Big big man 416 00:24:20,960 --> 00:24:24,080 Speaker 1: shacks real game US shoes into the studio back in 417 00:24:24,160 --> 00:24:27,920 Speaker 1: the day, remember, yeah, yeah, massive human being size of 418 00:24:28,000 --> 00:24:33,000 Speaker 1: a small boat. That turtle, Jonathan the turtle, by the way, 419 00:24:33,000 --> 00:24:35,520 Speaker 1: the oldest tortoise in the world, they claim, whoever they 420 00:24:35,560 --> 00:24:38,320 Speaker 1: are the Guinness Book of World Records. I love the 421 00:24:38,400 --> 00:24:42,960 Speaker 1: fact that that turtle is older than toilet paper. That 422 00:24:43,359 --> 00:24:49,200 Speaker 1: the older than a bicycle. It's crazy. Yeah, those things 423 00:24:49,240 --> 00:24:53,400 Speaker 1: are dinosaurs. Those in the the blue whales, right, isn't 424 00:24:53,400 --> 00:24:55,879 Speaker 1: that the one that lives the longest, the giant blue whales, 425 00:24:56,240 --> 00:25:00,359 Speaker 1: unless they get they get killed in in the Japan 426 00:25:00,480 --> 00:25:04,119 Speaker 1: or whatever, unless they get harpooned, Yeah, harpooned. But if 427 00:25:04,160 --> 00:25:10,520 Speaker 1: they live now, all right, pop goes to the culture. 428 00:25:10,640 --> 00:25:12,920 Speaker 1: Next up, we've got this Do you see this story? 429 00:25:14,000 --> 00:25:15,960 Speaker 1: I guess it's an actually an old video, but they've 430 00:25:16,000 --> 00:25:18,359 Speaker 1: made a documentary about It's been bouncing around the internet 431 00:25:18,440 --> 00:25:20,080 Speaker 1: this week. I hadn't seen it before. I just saw 432 00:25:20,200 --> 00:25:22,680 Speaker 1: this week this former c I agent. I'm gonna go 433 00:25:22,720 --> 00:25:24,800 Speaker 1: full George Nori in honor of George who was on 434 00:25:24,840 --> 00:25:29,520 Speaker 1: our podcast long ago. So a former CIA agent who 435 00:25:29,640 --> 00:25:35,119 Speaker 1: worked at Area fifty one, on his deathbed made a 436 00:25:35,280 --> 00:25:39,280 Speaker 1: bunch of confessions about what he saw at Area fifty one. 437 00:25:40,280 --> 00:25:43,399 Speaker 1: Do you see this one? No? Yeah, So this is 438 00:25:43,600 --> 00:25:46,520 Speaker 1: very interesting to me. And I used to listen to 439 00:25:46,800 --> 00:25:48,440 Speaker 1: Art Bell back in the day, and so I was 440 00:25:48,560 --> 00:25:52,360 Speaker 1: kind of into the whole alien this Area fifty one, 441 00:25:52,960 --> 00:25:56,320 Speaker 1: that whole deal. But this interview was actually done many 442 00:25:56,359 --> 00:25:58,800 Speaker 1: many years ago, but it just popped up again this week. 443 00:25:59,440 --> 00:26:02,359 Speaker 1: This seventies seven year old dude who used to work 444 00:26:02,400 --> 00:26:05,760 Speaker 1: at the CIA. He was an agent. He worked for 445 00:26:05,920 --> 00:26:10,240 Speaker 1: the CIA from nineteen fifty seven to nineteen sixty And 446 00:26:10,359 --> 00:26:12,600 Speaker 1: I guess he had actually done an interview on Coast 447 00:26:12,640 --> 00:26:14,920 Speaker 1: to Coast many years ago, and he did. He didn't 448 00:26:14,960 --> 00:26:18,480 Speaker 1: give too much information away, but on his deathbed he 449 00:26:18,600 --> 00:26:22,320 Speaker 1: did another interview for these documentary guys and went into 450 00:26:22,400 --> 00:26:27,120 Speaker 1: great detail about being on the base at Area fifty one. 451 00:26:27,720 --> 00:26:30,160 Speaker 1: Said there were living aliens there. There were a bunch 452 00:26:30,160 --> 00:26:34,639 Speaker 1: of artifacts from alien accidents that they had, like pretty 453 00:26:34,720 --> 00:26:38,840 Speaker 1: much everything. And this guy goes back. He's pretty convincing, 454 00:26:38,880 --> 00:26:42,080 Speaker 1: old dude, but who knows, maybe he was he was 455 00:26:42,160 --> 00:26:45,480 Speaker 1: making it up, but he gave all these revelations. The 456 00:26:45,720 --> 00:26:48,560 Speaker 1: videos on YouTube you can find. Let me see if 457 00:26:48,560 --> 00:26:52,120 Speaker 1: I can find the name of it. It's deathbed confession 458 00:26:52,400 --> 00:26:56,760 Speaker 1: by former CI agent on UFOs. You can probably type 459 00:26:56,800 --> 00:27:00,840 Speaker 1: that in uh. But he said, this goes back to 460 00:27:00,880 --> 00:27:05,480 Speaker 1: when President Dwight Eisenhower was in control. He was working 461 00:27:05,560 --> 00:27:08,560 Speaker 1: with the CIA. He got sent to the Area fifty 462 00:27:08,600 --> 00:27:11,880 Speaker 1: one because Eisenhower was preparing to attack Area fifty one 463 00:27:12,240 --> 00:27:13,960 Speaker 1: because they wouldn't tell him what was going on, So 464 00:27:14,040 --> 00:27:16,960 Speaker 1: he sent this guy from the CIA. And this guy 465 00:27:17,240 --> 00:27:20,440 Speaker 1: went in there and got all the goods and saw 466 00:27:20,640 --> 00:27:27,360 Speaker 1: that we're live extraterrestrials there. That's wild. Yeah, I kind 467 00:27:27,400 --> 00:27:29,280 Speaker 1: of go back to my That goes back to one 468 00:27:29,280 --> 00:27:32,080 Speaker 1: of my crazy theories data that the the iPhone here 469 00:27:32,760 --> 00:27:37,600 Speaker 1: like stuff. I think it's like alien technology. I think 470 00:27:37,640 --> 00:27:39,440 Speaker 1: a lot of the modern advantace, Like do you think 471 00:27:39,480 --> 00:27:42,639 Speaker 1: how think of where the world was in like a 472 00:27:42,760 --> 00:27:46,560 Speaker 1: hundred years ago as opposed to two hundred years ago, 473 00:27:46,880 --> 00:27:49,240 Speaker 1: and like the amount of progress that has been made 474 00:27:50,560 --> 00:27:54,320 Speaker 1: in the last hundred years. I think good technology was 475 00:27:54,400 --> 00:27:57,840 Speaker 1: taken from one of their spacecrafts. Yeah, I think they 476 00:27:57,920 --> 00:28:01,000 Speaker 1: reverse engineered. Whether it's raw as well or something we 477 00:28:01,080 --> 00:28:06,040 Speaker 1: don't even know about. I think they this is not 478 00:28:06,880 --> 00:28:11,440 Speaker 1: something we had. Like everything's gotten so crazy good. Yeah, 479 00:28:12,040 --> 00:28:14,159 Speaker 1: over the last you know, maybe I'm nuts, I don't know, 480 00:28:14,440 --> 00:28:18,000 Speaker 1: but that's my no. I needed to pay a bill 481 00:28:18,119 --> 00:28:21,119 Speaker 1: really bad the other day and I only had the 482 00:28:21,600 --> 00:28:25,600 Speaker 1: password info locked into my laptop. But I'm on the road, 483 00:28:26,160 --> 00:28:29,639 Speaker 1: don't have WiFi for my laptop, And I thought to myself, 484 00:28:29,720 --> 00:28:32,120 Speaker 1: I said, wait a second, I'll just take the hot 485 00:28:32,240 --> 00:28:35,639 Speaker 1: spot off of my cell phone and log onto the 486 00:28:35,760 --> 00:28:42,320 Speaker 1: internet through my laptop on the freeway. Crazy, what I know, right, 487 00:28:42,640 --> 00:28:45,400 Speaker 1: What the hell? So I'm on the four oh five 488 00:28:45,560 --> 00:28:50,440 Speaker 1: freeway paying a bill through my laptop through WiFi that's 489 00:28:50,480 --> 00:28:55,680 Speaker 1: through my cell phone. It's it's it's insane, Like, um, 490 00:28:56,120 --> 00:28:59,360 Speaker 1: you know the fact that I can broadcast the show 491 00:29:00,440 --> 00:29:03,800 Speaker 1: from my home studio and it can broadcast all over 492 00:29:03,880 --> 00:29:09,840 Speaker 1: the world. It's it's it's nuts, absolutely nuts, the technology 493 00:29:09,960 --> 00:29:13,160 Speaker 1: that we have today. And you think about they, you know, 494 00:29:13,280 --> 00:29:15,840 Speaker 1: the science community will say when they went to the Moon, 495 00:29:16,000 --> 00:29:17,600 Speaker 1: the U S went to the Moon for the first 496 00:29:17,640 --> 00:29:20,160 Speaker 1: time and planted the flag and all that, and there 497 00:29:20,200 --> 00:29:21,880 Speaker 1: were a bunch of asment I think there's has been 498 00:29:21,920 --> 00:29:24,360 Speaker 1: twenty seven I think that have gone to outer space 499 00:29:24,480 --> 00:29:26,680 Speaker 1: like the Moon. I don't know, there's a there's a bunch, 500 00:29:26,720 --> 00:29:30,560 Speaker 1: but anyway, Uh, they said that we have that same 501 00:29:30,680 --> 00:29:33,920 Speaker 1: level of technology right now on our on our phones 502 00:29:33,960 --> 00:29:37,040 Speaker 1: are smartphones. That they had to go to the the Moon. 503 00:29:38,160 --> 00:29:40,560 Speaker 1: It's crazy. All right, let's do one more. Pop goes 504 00:29:40,640 --> 00:29:44,680 Speaker 1: the culture see this bouncing around. You probably did see 505 00:29:44,720 --> 00:29:47,920 Speaker 1: this one. Bill Burr did a comedy bit back in 506 00:29:50,360 --> 00:29:56,600 Speaker 1: predicting that Kanye West would be a Nazi. Yes, that's nuts. 507 00:29:57,800 --> 00:30:00,760 Speaker 1: How did that? How did how did that happen? It's 508 00:30:00,840 --> 00:30:03,280 Speaker 1: kind of like how there's all the famous episodes of 509 00:30:03,400 --> 00:30:08,240 Speaker 1: The Simpsons and they nailed so many predictions that they made. 510 00:30:09,520 --> 00:30:11,520 Speaker 1: That is true. Yeah, that show has been on for 511 00:30:12,720 --> 00:30:15,280 Speaker 1: thirty years? Is it something like that? And I guess 512 00:30:15,320 --> 00:30:18,520 Speaker 1: if you make that many episodes and you goof around 513 00:30:18,600 --> 00:30:21,320 Speaker 1: about the past and the future a lot. You're gonna 514 00:30:21,480 --> 00:30:26,760 Speaker 1: nail some stuff eventually. Yeah, still cool though, No, it is, 515 00:30:26,880 --> 00:30:29,640 Speaker 1: it is. It is cool. Didn't they predict Trump would 516 00:30:29,640 --> 00:30:36,880 Speaker 1: be president? Or yeah? Yeah? Then congratulations anyway, So that 517 00:30:37,320 --> 00:30:39,000 Speaker 1: that is that. So what do you think the earlier 518 00:30:39,120 --> 00:30:41,920 Speaker 1: thoughts early review? Pop goes the culture, Yes, keep it 519 00:30:42,080 --> 00:30:44,680 Speaker 1: like it thombs up. Okay, it comes up. We'll keep 520 00:30:44,720 --> 00:30:47,720 Speaker 1: that in our rotation. Goes to culture because the culture 521 00:30:47,760 --> 00:30:52,320 Speaker 1: goes pop song. Ohio could be working on that right now, 522 00:30:52,560 --> 00:30:54,320 Speaker 1: Mr PC or one of these other dudes that are 523 00:30:54,400 --> 00:30:57,120 Speaker 1: very talented might be able to do it. Ohio. Look 524 00:30:57,240 --> 00:31:00,000 Speaker 1: up the white rap group from the eighties and nine 525 00:31:00,000 --> 00:31:02,960 Speaker 1: and these third Base, and they had a song called 526 00:31:03,040 --> 00:31:06,960 Speaker 1: Pop Goes the Weasel. There you go, pop goes the 527 00:31:07,040 --> 00:31:11,640 Speaker 1: Weasel goes the weasel because the weasel goes pop. That's good. 528 00:31:12,080 --> 00:31:16,080 Speaker 1: I like that. I could steal that alright, real quick, backscratcher, 529 00:31:16,200 --> 00:31:19,120 Speaker 1: let's get out on this, backscratcher. We begged people to 530 00:31:19,200 --> 00:31:24,200 Speaker 1: review the podcast for some reason. The Apple podcast pages 531 00:31:24,320 --> 00:31:26,680 Speaker 1: where management likes to go check and see how the 532 00:31:26,680 --> 00:31:29,520 Speaker 1: show is doing. What reviews we have who likes it, 533 00:31:29,600 --> 00:31:32,040 Speaker 1: who hates it? How many stars we have and all 534 00:31:32,120 --> 00:31:36,480 Speaker 1: that they take bottles of lotion into the bathroom and 535 00:31:36,760 --> 00:31:45,080 Speaker 1: read reviews. Yeah, so, lets we're a small, little weekend podcast. 536 00:31:45,120 --> 00:31:47,959 Speaker 1: I mean, we we have a good reach on this thing. 537 00:31:48,000 --> 00:31:50,440 Speaker 1: We're not an everyday podca so we're competing with some 538 00:31:50,560 --> 00:31:53,440 Speaker 1: other big podcasts in that world. So we'd love for 539 00:31:53,560 --> 00:31:55,600 Speaker 1: you to help us out. We're the little engine that could. 540 00:31:55,640 --> 00:31:58,400 Speaker 1: Were the great underdog story, Danny g the Fifth Hour podcast. 541 00:31:58,560 --> 00:32:00,920 Speaker 1: Even though we're part of the massive I Heart family, 542 00:32:01,280 --> 00:32:03,480 Speaker 1: were a very small part of the family, right, Danny. 543 00:32:03,560 --> 00:32:06,200 Speaker 1: I mean there's big people at this this coming up 544 00:32:06,480 --> 00:32:11,320 Speaker 1: Ryan Seacrest, you think Steve Harvey legendary, Your got Clay Travis. 545 00:32:11,600 --> 00:32:15,000 Speaker 1: We're at the very very bottom part of that. We're 546 00:32:15,040 --> 00:32:17,480 Speaker 1: trying to conduct it into the radio Hall of Fame. 547 00:32:17,600 --> 00:32:21,200 Speaker 1: Ellen Kay the Great Ellen Kay. I worked around Ellen 548 00:32:21,440 --> 00:32:23,520 Speaker 1: years ago at Kiss FM when she was with Rick 549 00:32:23,600 --> 00:32:26,160 Speaker 1: D's in the morning. She's got her own morning show 550 00:32:26,200 --> 00:32:27,720 Speaker 1: and Elly been doing that for a long time, and 551 00:32:28,600 --> 00:32:30,160 Speaker 1: so it's very cool. Anyway you can help us out 552 00:32:30,160 --> 00:32:34,360 Speaker 1: Apple podcast page this week that we have any reviews, Yes, 553 00:32:34,720 --> 00:32:40,000 Speaker 1: we did, Danny. We have one review from James in Arkansas. 554 00:32:41,160 --> 00:32:43,800 Speaker 1: But this is like the most left handed compliment review 555 00:32:43,880 --> 00:32:48,200 Speaker 1: we've gotten in some time. Headline the fifth Hour, he says, 556 00:32:48,240 --> 00:32:51,280 Speaker 1: I felt sorry for you Ben begging for a review. 557 00:32:52,080 --> 00:32:57,520 Speaker 1: So here's your five stars for December. Boom. That's it. 558 00:32:58,440 --> 00:33:01,920 Speaker 1: That's it. That's all you want, is it? Jas in Arkansas? No, James, 559 00:33:02,080 --> 00:33:04,960 Speaker 1: come on, James, come on, you gotta be more like 560 00:33:05,320 --> 00:33:07,520 Speaker 1: some of these other dude. We've had some very nice reviews, 561 00:33:07,560 --> 00:33:10,080 Speaker 1: some people that have taken time and said what they 562 00:33:10,160 --> 00:33:12,240 Speaker 1: like and what they some what they don't like, what 563 00:33:12,320 --> 00:33:14,600 Speaker 1: they want to hear more of. Come on, come on, 564 00:33:14,720 --> 00:33:17,440 Speaker 1: you can do better, James, you can do better. We 565 00:33:17,680 --> 00:33:19,280 Speaker 1: we've gotten rid of that one guy that used to 566 00:33:19,560 --> 00:33:22,440 Speaker 1: write reviews every other week. He changed his name. That 567 00:33:22,520 --> 00:33:24,880 Speaker 1: guy's not around anymore. But it's very simple. You put 568 00:33:24,920 --> 00:33:27,600 Speaker 1: in the description, Danny, how people can write reviews. Right's 569 00:33:27,680 --> 00:33:30,760 Speaker 1: very simple. It's not that hard at all. Just click 570 00:33:30,840 --> 00:33:34,520 Speaker 1: on the description of this very podcast. It'll say to 571 00:33:34,680 --> 00:33:38,760 Speaker 1: subscribe review rate. You click on that page down a 572 00:33:38,840 --> 00:33:42,160 Speaker 1: little bit, you'll see our big overall score, which if 573 00:33:42,240 --> 00:33:45,320 Speaker 1: Ben doesn't talk about politics, it's usually right around a 574 00:33:45,360 --> 00:33:48,680 Speaker 1: four point nine out of a pot. There was only 575 00:33:48,920 --> 00:33:50,680 Speaker 1: there was only one person that got me to talk 576 00:33:50,680 --> 00:33:52,840 Speaker 1: a lot of policies. I don't forge I forget his name, 577 00:33:52,880 --> 00:33:54,560 Speaker 1: but I don't think he's on the show anymore. So 578 00:33:54,640 --> 00:33:57,160 Speaker 1: there was Bunny, because when you two were blabbing about 579 00:33:57,240 --> 00:34:00,280 Speaker 1: politics during COVID, that went down to like a four 580 00:34:00,360 --> 00:34:02,880 Speaker 1: point seven, and we've been able to kick it back 581 00:34:03,000 --> 00:34:06,120 Speaker 1: up to a four point nine. I forget that person's name, 582 00:34:06,160 --> 00:34:08,680 Speaker 1: I don't know, but west of the four or five 583 00:34:08,760 --> 00:34:09,880 Speaker 1: or so, I don't know. I don't know his name. 584 00:34:09,880 --> 00:34:11,000 Speaker 1: I have no idea what he's not west of the 585 00:34:11,080 --> 00:34:14,440 Speaker 1: format anymore. Kudos to him for helping to start this 586 00:34:14,600 --> 00:34:17,359 Speaker 1: wonderful podcast. But we gotta keep it at a four 587 00:34:17,440 --> 00:34:20,479 Speaker 1: point nine, which means please give us a nice review 588 00:34:20,560 --> 00:34:23,680 Speaker 1: in there. Um you create a user name, then they'll 589 00:34:23,760 --> 00:34:26,879 Speaker 1: let you rank it and review it. Like Ben said, 590 00:34:27,040 --> 00:34:30,400 Speaker 1: management likes it. I don't like begging. I don't like 591 00:34:30,640 --> 00:34:33,040 Speaker 1: asking for anything. I've known you for a long time. 592 00:34:33,040 --> 00:34:37,600 Speaker 1: I've ever asked you for anything. No, Ben and I 593 00:34:37,719 --> 00:34:40,120 Speaker 1: we stand on our own two feet. But if you 594 00:34:40,160 --> 00:34:43,759 Speaker 1: would like to help out the podcast, it's appreciated, for sure, 595 00:34:44,200 --> 00:34:46,319 Speaker 1: it is. It would be a good Mitsva good mits 596 00:34:46,400 --> 00:34:49,239 Speaker 1: before you. Have a great rest of your Saturday. I've 597 00:34:49,239 --> 00:34:52,799 Speaker 1: got a big old mail bag, a ton of ton 598 00:34:52,880 --> 00:34:55,239 Speaker 1: of mail Danny this week on the mail bag, so 599 00:34:55,320 --> 00:34:57,000 Speaker 1: we'll get to that. Have a great rest of your day. 600 00:34:57,000 --> 00:35:00,600 Speaker 1: We'll talk to you next time. Later, skater, we got 601 00:35:00,640 --> 00:35:01,720 Speaker 1: our hands on a lot of balls.