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Speaker 1: All right, coming up at the top of the hour,

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Speaker 1: right about four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today.

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Speaker 1: Subject it's my house and I'll smoke if I want to.

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Speaker 1: Right now, it is a nephew here with today's prank

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Speaker 1: phone call. What you got nef but cheeks. But that's

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Speaker 1: the name of the prank but Cheeks. Okay, let's do it. Hello. Hello,

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Speaker 1: I'm trying to reach Carmen MS MS Carmen. Uh this

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Speaker 1: is a made uh my ass call. I'm the principal

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Speaker 1: at the high school where your daughter goes. This is

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Speaker 1: Mr Porter Porter. How are you doing today? I'm fine?

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Speaker 1: Is everything good? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, every every everything

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Speaker 1: is everything is fine? Now your daughter is tenth grade

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Speaker 1: Crystal right? Correct? Okay, okay, I want to make sure

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Speaker 1: i'm you know, we got so many kids with the

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Speaker 1: same names. I wanted to make sure I had the

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Speaker 1: right person. Um. So here's the issue. You say your

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Speaker 1: name was Nate, Okay, Nate. What we are The problem

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Speaker 1: we haven't here at the school is I don't know

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Speaker 1: if you are aware of it, but when you're your

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Speaker 1: wife drops Crystal off at school, We've got the parents

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Speaker 1: as well as some of the teachers. They're they're complaining

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Speaker 1: about what she's uh, what she's wearing. What your wife is, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: what she's wearing when she drops the kids off. Evidently

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Speaker 1: her clothes are very skimpy and and her butt cheeks,

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Speaker 1: her butt cheeks are out. You know. I don't know

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Speaker 1: if she's I haven't actually seen her, but I've been

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Speaker 1: getting these reports from uh, we've been getting that's a

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Speaker 1: little strange to me. I'm typically at work. Uh, I mean,

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Speaker 1: I don't know what she's wearing. I'm I'm to talk

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Speaker 1: to her later on today. Okay, Well, what I what

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Speaker 1: I was gonna suggest is uh, you know, I actually

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Speaker 1: I thought I was calling her phone. I didn't know

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Speaker 1: I was. I was gonna get you. But um, what

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Speaker 1: I wanted to do is get her to come up

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Speaker 1: here so I can see what she's wearing, you know.

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Speaker 1: But no, no, no, I think I got this handle

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Speaker 1: due I can take care of well. Well, well, I

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Speaker 1: think it's gonna be better for both of us, Like

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Speaker 1: if I was able to see her, uh in the

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Speaker 1: and let her look look, look, look, I got it,

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Speaker 1: my daughter. This is not even really concerning my daughter.

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Speaker 1: This is uh, you know, this is this is above

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Speaker 1: that take grade. Let me handling. So, um, you know,

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Speaker 1: you know my daughter going to principal's office is one thing.

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Speaker 1: I'll be on top of that, but I'm definitely gonna

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Speaker 1: be on top of this. So so, like I said,

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Speaker 1: I think I got this handle right now. What now,

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Speaker 1: your wife, Carmen, is she there? Uh? Yeah, okay, I

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Speaker 1: mean is there any way I can talk to her? Now? I,

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Speaker 1: like I told you, I think I think I got

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Speaker 1: this one. I can take care of this. Um. And

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Speaker 1: you know, my my thing is I've already told you

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Speaker 1: that three times. I don't know where you're really going

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Speaker 1: with this. You know, I'm gonna I'm gonna talk to

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Speaker 1: her and get the situation situation rectified soon as I can.

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Speaker 1: But you don't. You don't. You don't need to you

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Speaker 1: don't need to see her, you know, talk to her,

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Speaker 1: not like then being the principle here at this cool sir.

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Speaker 1: Uh Like I said, Um, you know, I'm just trying

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Speaker 1: to you know, handle the school and orderly fashion and

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Speaker 1: make sure that all things are taking care of around

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Speaker 1: here and we have no issues and no problems. So

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Speaker 1: what I play, You're not talking to my daughter. You're

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Speaker 1: talking to me. I'm I'm, I'm I'm I'm a husband,

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Speaker 1: I'm a father. I'm telling me when I tell you,

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Speaker 1: I gotta handle I got it handle. I understand it.

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Speaker 1: But I have to handle my school. Though. You understand

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Speaker 1: that I have to hand on school. I will drop

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Speaker 1: my door off myself. Okay, I understand that. What No,

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Speaker 1: I mean, do I need to come up there and

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Speaker 1: talk to you? No? I need your wife to come

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Speaker 1: You don't need to talk to my wife. Do you

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Speaker 1: have a wife? Yeah, I have a white of my office.

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Speaker 1: But what what what do you? What do you? What

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Speaker 1: do you? What are you talking about? No? What are

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Speaker 1: and and so you can inspect her outfit. I'm not

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Speaker 1: playing that game, player, I'm not We're not doing that. Okay.

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Speaker 1: she's dropping these keysure. Hey, man, I mean I think

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Speaker 1: we must have gone down the wrong street, but which

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Speaker 1: just yeah, no, we downt definitely down the wrong Bulevard

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Speaker 1: it that clear to you. My wife you're seeing in

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Speaker 1: with you to Morrow's gonna be me and her. He's

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Speaker 1: not coming up to the principal's office. We don't need

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Speaker 1: to do it. But we don't have a problem with you.

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Speaker 1: We just need her. I just need to see you.

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Speaker 1: You're gonna have a problem with me if we keep

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Speaker 1: going down this road right now, okay. So so, so

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Speaker 1: it's okay for her to have her butt cheeks out

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Speaker 1: when she dropped the kids off, But as soon as

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Speaker 1: I want to have her come out of office for

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Speaker 1: a meeting about this situation right now, right now, you

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Speaker 1: you're claiming her blood seasons out like seas out right now?

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Speaker 1: You out of pocket? Okay, No, it was out of

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Speaker 1: and her butt was out of pocket. That's when it

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Speaker 1: was out of pocket. So so what you can't do, Nate,

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Speaker 1: is be mad at me by what your wife then

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Speaker 1: put on and wall up into the school. Look man,

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Speaker 1: like I said, I'm gonna do what I gotta do

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Speaker 1: on this on this end, your end is to handle

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Speaker 1: what's going on in your school. Wellever, thenly you're not

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Speaker 1: handling that in over there. So that's why I'm stepping

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Speaker 1: up as the principal of the school, saying I need

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Speaker 1: to have a meeting, a private meeting with your wife

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Speaker 1: so we her and I can talk about what's she's wearing. Man,

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Speaker 1: I haven't told you several times how coming up there

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Speaker 1: on our own it's not gonna happen. So this is

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Speaker 1: where we are right now. You know what You're not

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Speaker 1: gonna happen? What what do you say you what's gonna

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Speaker 1: happen tomorrow? I'm gonna come up there and drop my

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Speaker 1: daughter to come see you. So you're coming here tomorrow absolutely? Okay, Okay, okay, okay, okay,

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Speaker 1: So are you bringing Ms Carmen, which don't worry about

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Speaker 1: who's with me. I'm not a telephone tuck goot money.

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Speaker 1: I'm coming up there to handle this right now because

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Speaker 1: you out of that. This is how it's going down.

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Speaker 1: There will be no butt cheeks coming out out tomorrow.

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Speaker 1: It's just gonna be coming out the car or some

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Speaker 1: real Do you understand what's your name again? My name?

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Speaker 1: I'm I'm part of the principal here, all right. There'll

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Speaker 1: be no butt cheeks tomorrow. You will see me coming

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Speaker 1: out the car. Okay, okay, okay, Um, well there is

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Speaker 1: there is another issue we got here on the table,

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Speaker 1: and what is that? So so Mrs Krman, as she

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Speaker 1: told you about, uh, the conversation she's been having with Tommy?

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Speaker 1: Who Tommy? So that once again? So your wife ain't

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Speaker 1: telling you nothing? So she she hadn't told you nothing

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Speaker 1: about her talking to Tommy. No, dude, I don't want

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Speaker 1: to play games. Man. Who's Tommy? Okay? So so okay, okay,

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Speaker 1: do you know? Okay? Okay? Cool? Do you know who

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Speaker 1: nephew Tommy is from the Steve Harvey Morning Show? Do

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Speaker 1: you know him? Yeah? I know he was may you

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Speaker 1: just got praankeed by your wife, Carmen. Baby, Hey, at

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Speaker 1: least he knows. Oh my god, why oh man? I

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Speaker 1: gotta ask you something before we go. Baby, what is

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Speaker 1: the baddest and I mean the baddest radio show in

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Speaker 1: the land, Steve Harvey Show, and that is and that

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Speaker 1: is there's a problem and he worked on it. I

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Speaker 1: got cuss, you understand. But it's okay, as you should have.

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Speaker 1: Part of the job. That was the problem. It's part

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Speaker 1: of Yes, went pretty much left on as he should have. Okay,

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Speaker 1: it's okay. It's okay. I'm here for that. That's what

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Speaker 1: pranking is. You understand, that's what pranking is. I would

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Speaker 1: I would tell y'all gonna be it, But there's the

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Speaker 1: Blues and Jazz supper Club and I ain't no moti.

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Speaker 1: It's just sold out and I will be I will

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Speaker 1: be telling jokes there. Thank you, because you know we

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Speaker 1: were gonna ask you if people sold out for Blues. Okay,

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you the team timing, but that is

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Speaker 1: an interesting question. I'm going to take you feel me.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna take a picture with a saxophone in my

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Speaker 1: hand just so bass guitar man. I didn't know he

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Speaker 1: gonna be up dead telling jokes. I hear that Blues,

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Speaker 1: that's funny. Congratulations on your sellout. That Yeah, that's cool,

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Speaker 1: really cool, Washington C. I ain't been in to have

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Speaker 1: some fun. All right, Well good, let us know how

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Speaker 1: it goes. Yeah, Carlin, I just threatened to come though.

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Speaker 1: We don't. Don't be surprised. If you look out at

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Speaker 1: the Jazz. We're sitting right up there, y'all talk a

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Speaker 1: good game and then we just break out with do

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Speaker 1: you know what's gonna have y'all gonna be sitting in

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Speaker 1: the jazz section. Yo. All right, listen, Thank you nephew.

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Speaker 1: That is crazy coming up next to the Strawberry Letters

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Speaker 1: subject It's my house and I'll smoke if I want to.

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Speaker 1: We'll get into it right after this