WEBVTT - #114: Jerking Out Flicking Out and Dipping Out 0:00:01.240 --> 0:00:08.360 Start dat Up, Star Up Brooklyn by Start Up Brooklyn, 0:00:08.440 --> 0:00:17.360 buy that data. They're making Noise Data up. Episode on 0:00:18.480 --> 0:00:23.360 my birthday, Happy Birthday, Broody, Thank You Good Boys podcast. Yeah, 0:00:23.520 --> 0:00:25.520 I just want to get that out there now, throw 0:00:25.600 --> 0:00:28.240 out there because I'm working on my birthday for the people. 0:00:28.640 --> 0:00:31.200 You really are. I gotta say, I'm pretty shocked at 0:00:31.240 --> 0:00:34.280 your schedule for today. I'm like, dude, where's the let up? 0:00:34.320 --> 0:00:36.120 Where where you're usually? You're not gonna go home. You're 0:00:36.120 --> 0:00:38.200 not gonna do nothing that you gotta work for the people? 0:00:38.479 --> 0:00:40.559 Do you do? You don't really have to go I mean, 0:00:40.600 --> 0:00:43.600 I was kind of excited earlier when Elvis is like, dude, scary, 0:00:43.600 --> 0:00:46.360 your birthday's Monday. Take it off. My birthdays next Monday. 0:00:46.560 --> 0:00:49.920 So your birthdays today, why don't you take off for 0:00:49.960 --> 0:00:52.760 your prost? Of all, who's gonna hang out at seven 0:00:52.840 --> 0:00:56.040 am in the morning? That's redundant. But who's at seven o'clock? 0:00:56.080 --> 0:00:58.360 Who in the morning? Who's gonna what am I gonna 0:00:58.360 --> 0:01:00.080 do eight o'clock in the morning? Call my buds up, Hey, 0:01:00.080 --> 0:01:01.160 you want to hang out before you go to work? 0:01:02.040 --> 0:01:06.080 First of all, I don't have anyth that's my birthday 0:01:06.080 --> 0:01:08.640 I'm everybody. My kids are in school, my wife's at work. 0:01:08.640 --> 0:01:11.920 Where am I going? Let me do sleep late to work. 0:01:12.160 --> 0:01:13.600 I got a cake out of the deal under the 0:01:13.680 --> 0:01:15.960 twelve hours to go here you I mean, yeah, I 0:01:16.520 --> 0:01:19.080 have seven more hours for it worked for the Comedy 0:01:19.120 --> 0:01:22.240 Department parody. We could have did wrote Super Bowl songs yesterday. 0:01:22.280 --> 0:01:24.520 We could have done the podcast, and then you could 0:01:24.560 --> 0:01:27.320 have dipped. You didn't want to do that. Well, we 0:01:27.360 --> 0:01:31.000 haven't done the podcast yet, so after this podcast is over, well, 0:01:31.040 --> 0:01:35.080 if I did, you put your hand up on your hip. 0:01:35.120 --> 0:01:37.480 By the way, I feel like dip you're going into something. 0:01:38.240 --> 0:01:40.199 I feel that's the wrong choice of words for leaving. 0:01:40.560 --> 0:01:42.520 But that's what people say. I don't think that makes sense, though, 0:01:42.640 --> 0:01:44.520 I'm sorry, I gotta dip. No, that's like when you're 0:01:44.520 --> 0:01:46.800 like you when people say you luck out, but you're 0:01:46.800 --> 0:01:49.160 getting luck. No, you dip, you dip, You dip out 0:01:49.240 --> 0:01:51.000 of a place now, but you don't dip out of tips. 0:01:51.000 --> 0:01:53.240 You dip into the salur cream which I hate sing 0:01:53.320 --> 0:01:56.600 but I dip into the the uh, the salsa you 0:01:56.720 --> 0:01:59.080 dip into you know, dip out of sauce. You dip 0:01:59.160 --> 0:02:02.280 into sauce, right, But in this. But but when people 0:02:02.320 --> 0:02:06.960 say they're leaving a party, people say, people say ship. 0:02:07.040 --> 0:02:08.800 They make up phrases. That doesn't mean anything. It doesn't 0:02:08.840 --> 0:02:12.120 make it right. The problem with when someone says that 0:02:12.200 --> 0:02:15.600 they knocked out last night, they knocked out. Well, knocked 0:02:15.639 --> 0:02:17.679 out means you fell asleep. Yeah, you fell asleep. You 0:02:18.240 --> 0:02:22.079 you knocked out, you passed out somebody but you But 0:02:22.200 --> 0:02:24.360 you know. But your analogy to what I just said. 0:02:24.639 --> 0:02:26.600 If you know how the analogy game works, is you 0:02:26.680 --> 0:02:29.280 have to say something that knocked in. He was like, Oh, 0:02:29.320 --> 0:02:31.959 I was so tired. I was. I passed in. But 0:02:32.120 --> 0:02:35.360 you slept in. If I slept in, you slept out. Nope, 0:02:35.400 --> 0:02:41.080 you slept in. You slept in your bed. Sorry, I sorry, 0:02:41.120 --> 0:02:43.320 I slept in, meaning when you missed something. Yeah, I 0:02:43.320 --> 0:02:44.919 slept in. I slept in the house. I missed my 0:02:44.960 --> 0:02:47.359 alarm clock. Right, but you slept in. But dipping is in. 0:02:47.560 --> 0:02:50.600 You dip into things you can't dip out. Why not? 0:02:50.919 --> 0:02:54.079 That doesn't make any sense. You don't dive out of 0:02:54.120 --> 0:02:58.840 a pool. Hey, listen, I didn't create the terminology. People 0:02:58.919 --> 0:03:00.120 say it. I don't care what they say it. I 0:03:00.200 --> 0:03:02.240 have to go along with it. You make up all 0:03:02.280 --> 0:03:04.120 the words you want, they don't make. I still didn't 0:03:04.120 --> 0:03:06.320 make I'm still fighting against lucked out. Oh, man, you 0:03:06.440 --> 0:03:08.799 lucked out, you lucked out. That means you're out of luck. 0:03:08.919 --> 0:03:11.040 That's the opposite of what it means. Doesn't make any sense. 0:03:12.240 --> 0:03:15.040 You should looked in, man, you looked in, you locked in. 0:03:15.160 --> 0:03:17.679 You got a lot of luck. You you lucked in 0:03:18.480 --> 0:03:20.280 like the luck is in you. You got luck, and 0:03:20.320 --> 0:03:22.760 you're full of luck. You don't say you're empty of luck, 0:03:23.320 --> 0:03:26.359 out of luck, lucked out, out of luck, and lucked 0:03:26.360 --> 0:03:28.280 out of the complete opposites of each, and they shouldn't be. 0:03:28.400 --> 0:03:31.040 I locked out, I'm out, I'm out out of luck. 0:03:32.680 --> 0:03:34.800 You look into things way too much. If you check out, 0:03:35.040 --> 0:03:37.760 you're out right checking out right. You go into a hotel, 0:03:37.800 --> 0:03:41.360 you check in, true checking you check out right. So 0:03:41.400 --> 0:03:44.400 if you you luck in, you shouldn't be luck out. 0:03:44.520 --> 0:03:48.280 Doesn't make sense. You can dip out of a party 0:03:48.760 --> 0:03:50.240 the same way you're checking out of a hotel. You 0:03:50.640 --> 0:03:55.280 I'm checked out, man, I'm keeping out. You're you flicked out. 0:03:55.600 --> 0:03:58.200 You could flick out like I'm flicking myself out. So 0:03:58.360 --> 0:04:00.880 let's create something new and just did I just did? 0:04:00.960 --> 0:04:04.760 You just heard me create something with flicking. Flicking. You're 0:04:04.760 --> 0:04:07.240 flicking out, yeah, because like you know, when you flick something, 0:04:07.240 --> 0:04:09.560 it's like flim out. I'm done. You flick a bugger, 0:04:09.640 --> 0:04:12.720 you flick a little chip on the table. I'm flicking out. 0:04:13.080 --> 0:04:16.279 That makes more sense, Yo, let's flick that. We should 0:04:16.279 --> 0:04:18.000 start that. I think we just did. We just flick. 0:04:18.080 --> 0:04:19.200 But I like to be like, we should come up 0:04:19.240 --> 0:04:22.279 with something that's a great idea, scary, just to cover 0:04:22.400 --> 0:04:24.240 something else. I told you, did I talk about that 0:04:24.360 --> 0:04:25.720 that I would try In the in the nineties, I 0:04:25.760 --> 0:04:28.240 tried to create a phrase. Didn't work. Phrase was like 0:04:28.320 --> 0:04:30.159 when like a girl's like on your ship, like John 0:04:30.200 --> 0:04:31.919 your k so they're bothering you, like people on your 0:04:32.040 --> 0:04:33.880 on your case like I was like, So my phrase 0:04:34.000 --> 0:04:36.160 was get off the jeans, like get away from my pants. 0:04:36.279 --> 0:04:38.040 Don't look at my just get off the jeans. Get 0:04:38.120 --> 0:04:40.040 off you, get off the jeans. Like in other words, 0:04:40.080 --> 0:04:43.560 you're too close, you're on me, you're on my strap, 0:04:43.640 --> 0:04:45.120 you're on my you're trying to get on my on 0:04:45.240 --> 0:04:48.280 my sounds like you're mash debating under your clothes. Get 0:04:48.320 --> 0:04:51.040 off your genes, get off onto my jeans, getting off 0:04:51.080 --> 0:04:54.240 onto the genes. See now, would you say get on, like, oh, 0:04:54.240 --> 0:04:57.160 I'm gonna get on, get it on right? Get it 0:04:57.279 --> 0:04:59.360 on right? Is having sex? Right? Let's get it on? 0:05:00.800 --> 0:05:05.360 No jerking off? You're getting on? Are you jerking on? 0:05:05.560 --> 0:05:08.160 You're jerking on and off? But what's the off part? 0:05:08.200 --> 0:05:11.400 You're jerking on something two motions. It's on, off, on, off. No, 0:05:11.600 --> 0:05:14.240 you're jerking. Your hand is on down. After you're jerking, 0:05:14.279 --> 0:05:16.640 your hand is on right, and then whatever happens at 0:05:16.640 --> 0:05:19.480 the end of that lands on something. Where's the off? 0:05:21.279 --> 0:05:24.080 There's no off? Doesn't make any sense to you either. No, 0:05:24.279 --> 0:05:26.000 I mean, listen, it makes a lot of sense to me. 0:05:26.720 --> 0:05:29.360 Get me wrong. I don't think about it. While I'm 0:05:29.360 --> 0:05:31.960 thinking about it, I'm just saying the term jerk off. 0:05:32.839 --> 0:05:36.400 It's like it's all jerked out. See jerk out would work? 0:05:36.480 --> 0:05:38.240 Jerk out was a song from the eighties. It was 0:05:38.279 --> 0:05:40.640 a bad fucking R and B song. Okay, but wouldn't 0:05:40.640 --> 0:05:43.479 you make no sense? Think about it? Jerk out? What'd 0:05:43.520 --> 0:05:46.440 you do? I jerked out? Jerked? Yeah, you jerked something. 0:05:46.520 --> 0:05:48.960 Something came out. You jerked out. Don't worry. I'm not 0:05:49.000 --> 0:05:53.880 looking for help from the outside because you're jerked empty, right, 0:05:54.040 --> 0:05:56.440 you don't jerk or you're not off anything. There's no 0:05:57.000 --> 0:05:59.080 there's no often jerk off. No, unless you're hit in 0:05:59.120 --> 0:06:02.280 the light switch with it. What's the off part? There's 0:06:02.279 --> 0:06:08.480 no off? Wow? Have you ever dip to go jerk off? 0:06:09.040 --> 0:06:11.720 You have a dip out the jerk off? I feel 0:06:11.760 --> 0:06:14.400 like it sounds like I would flick I would flick 0:06:14.480 --> 0:06:20.760 out to jerk out. We do that parties. This party 0:06:20.839 --> 0:06:23.920 is this party is uh parties for ship We should 0:06:23.960 --> 0:06:28.159 flick out? Okay, the what are the phrases are there 0:06:28.240 --> 0:06:33.200 that I hate? Ginormous? Hate it? You've wasted my time 0:06:33.240 --> 0:06:36.359 with ginormous because you took two words that meant ginormous, 0:06:36.680 --> 0:06:39.840 combined them together and created nothing new. Okay, No, you 0:06:39.960 --> 0:06:43.320 did because ginormous means it's bigger than both those words combined, 0:06:43.640 --> 0:06:47.840 so it's the largest. It's not bigger than both gigantic 0:06:48.040 --> 0:06:51.120 and enormous. So that would be like a like two 0:06:51.240 --> 0:06:55.200 times that that's ginormous both words. So if somebody's fat 0:06:55.240 --> 0:06:57.560 and chubby and I call him fubby, does that make 0:06:57.600 --> 0:07:02.400 them fatter? If they're at Do you have a problem 0:07:02.480 --> 0:07:04.960 with zero fox given? No? Because I don't give a 0:07:05.000 --> 0:07:07.800 fuck zero, Right, I don't get I don't give a fuck. Now, 0:07:07.839 --> 0:07:10.160 if you said I couldn't give a fuck, fine, But 0:07:10.280 --> 0:07:12.920 he said I could give a fuck, that's wrong. Then 0:07:12.920 --> 0:07:14.520 you could give a funk. If I don't, I don't 0:07:14.560 --> 0:07:16.360 give a fuck. Right. But if you say I could 0:07:16.400 --> 0:07:18.160 give a funk, that's the same as I could care less. 0:07:19.600 --> 0:07:21.280 If you If you said I could give a fuck, 0:07:21.640 --> 0:07:23.520 then okay, that means you you care enough to give 0:07:23.520 --> 0:07:28.640 a fuck. Okay, right? What about what about spilling the tea? 0:07:29.800 --> 0:07:33.120 Spilling the spill the tea. That's like, you know you 0:07:33.240 --> 0:07:38.160 have some I understand. The team means that some news 0:07:38.320 --> 0:07:40.920 or some gossip. I understand with some gossip. So you're 0:07:40.920 --> 0:07:43.000 spilling it right me? Hear it? Right? But if you 0:07:43.080 --> 0:07:46.880 were drinking the tea right, right, if you're spilling it, 0:07:47.320 --> 0:07:50.880 if I'm listening, I'm drinking it right. But if I 0:07:51.040 --> 0:07:53.000 but but if it was reversed, if you're like, dude, 0:07:53.000 --> 0:07:55.520 you got gossip, I'm gonna drink the tea. It doesn't 0:07:55.520 --> 0:07:56.800 make any sense. You want to spill it so the 0:07:56.840 --> 0:07:58.320 other person can see it. You want to spit it out, 0:07:58.440 --> 0:08:01.120 You want to vomit that tea out. Vomit the gossip. 0:08:01.520 --> 0:08:04.280 Vomit the gossip would be a good website. Vomit the gossip, right, 0:08:04.360 --> 0:08:06.280 my favorite muppet. By the way, remember vomit the gossip. 0:08:07.400 --> 0:08:10.600 You shook right now, I'm woke. You woke or you 0:08:10.720 --> 0:08:14.920 swoll I'm never swollen except when I'm jerking out, by 0:08:14.960 --> 0:08:17.200 the way. Okay, so so on this This is what 0:08:17.280 --> 0:08:21.280 happens plant another We didn't planet ship. No. People say 0:08:22.160 --> 0:08:24.240 when they're having a great day or they're like al 0:08:24.320 --> 0:08:26.120 that they arrive in a in a new country and 0:08:26.160 --> 0:08:27.920 it's a beautiful sunny day, or they're on the beach, 0:08:28.160 --> 0:08:31.840 they say, what a time to be alive? Well, well, 0:08:31.880 --> 0:08:35.000 shouldn't that be every time? I mean, it's not just 0:08:35.120 --> 0:08:36.800 today that it's a great time to be alive. I 0:08:36.840 --> 0:08:39.760 mean I would hope that a time to be alive 0:08:39.800 --> 0:08:42.960 would be any time you're breathing. Well, I would rather 0:08:43.000 --> 0:08:45.360 be alive than dead. But I think the point is, like, 0:08:45.400 --> 0:08:47.120 if I had to live any time in any decade, 0:08:47.679 --> 0:08:49.320 like this is a bit of time, Like you don't 0:08:49.320 --> 0:08:52.600 want to live during the time of the plague right now. 0:08:52.600 --> 0:08:54.640 I don't think anyone during the plague was going what 0:08:54.760 --> 0:08:56.920 a time right now? In China. Do you think that 0:08:56.960 --> 0:08:58.559 people with the masks? And by the way, is a 0:08:58.559 --> 0:09:00.199 picture in Today's Daily News in New York is in 0:09:00.200 --> 0:09:01.760 New York, and I'm sure if you google it you'll 0:09:01.760 --> 0:09:04.439 see it. You know, the water bottle jugs. They're cutting 0:09:04.440 --> 0:09:06.480 the bottles off the bottoms, I think, And they're wearing 0:09:06.520 --> 0:09:08.840 water jugs on their head with the open spout at 0:09:08.840 --> 0:09:12.079 the top like an antenna to cover their faces and 0:09:12.120 --> 0:09:13.920 they can breathe out the top. I think. I don't know. 0:09:14.040 --> 0:09:16.199 I didn't read the article. Don't tweat me. The point is, 0:09:16.240 --> 0:09:18.040 do you think those people with the bottles the water 0:09:18.160 --> 0:09:21.760 jugs on their head are going? By the way, that 0:09:21.880 --> 0:09:23.480 was me and a water bottle, not me making fun 0:09:23.520 --> 0:09:27.240 of an Asian accent. You snowflake bastards. By the way, 0:09:27.280 --> 0:09:30.240 can we talk about me Safonia for a second? Problem 0:09:30.240 --> 0:09:37.160 with that? I got the jingle allright. By the way, 0:09:37.280 --> 0:09:41.600 these are they loaded our studio with uts pretzels out 0:09:41.640 --> 0:09:44.679 of Philadelphia. By the way, that Philadelphia area Uts is 0:09:44.720 --> 0:09:46.480 a sponsor the Opstair Morning Show, not a sponsor in 0:09:46.520 --> 0:09:48.439 the Broken Boys podcast. So we used to play a 0:09:48.480 --> 0:09:52.599 game called Who's chewing those chips? Right? And whenever we 0:09:52.640 --> 0:09:54.000 had chips, we would run out too that. We would 0:09:54.040 --> 0:09:56.360 run down to the vending machine and play who's chewing 0:09:56.400 --> 0:10:01.719 those chips? Right? And someone would go and you'd have 0:10:01.800 --> 0:10:04.960 to guess which person on the show those chips? Right? Well, 0:10:04.960 --> 0:10:08.199 who's eat nuts? Who slurp nuts? Beginning by the seven 0:10:08.320 --> 0:10:11.360 going bat ship? Right now bat Ship. So the point 0:10:11.520 --> 0:10:15.079 was Uts came in and there's a rack here, but 0:10:15.200 --> 0:10:20.280 no joke. We'll put pictures up tomorrow on Friday one. 0:10:21.280 --> 0:10:24.560 It's like fifty flavors of US chips. We're not getting 0:10:24.559 --> 0:10:26.400 paid for this. I'm just telling the story, I promise. 0:10:27.040 --> 0:10:29.920 And so it looks like a grocery store set right. 0:10:30.120 --> 0:10:31.920 I mean you look at you walking into a grocery store. 0:10:32.200 --> 0:10:36.679 I mean it's filled with cheeseballs and kettle. I had 0:10:36.720 --> 0:10:38.920 no idea had this many flavors. They got a lot again, 0:10:38.960 --> 0:10:41.240 not a commercial chips. The point was, I said, I 0:10:41.280 --> 0:10:43.319 have an idea, why don't we play who's chewing those chips? Tomorrow? 0:10:43.760 --> 0:10:47.640 And I was told, now, too many people have me Safonia, 0:10:47.760 --> 0:10:58.680 and we'll get offended and hurt and they won't listen. Yeah, 0:10:59.400 --> 0:11:02.280 Safia is, by the way, is when you well let's 0:11:02.280 --> 0:11:04.199 put this way, and just were grossed out of what 0:11:04.280 --> 0:11:06.520 Brody just did, like like the oldest to the proble 0:11:06.559 --> 0:11:08.839 where you couldn't listen to it, then you have me. 0:11:09.600 --> 0:11:11.800 It's it's a real condition. Now phony is in the name, 0:11:11.960 --> 0:11:13.959 but it's a real thing, and I get it. I 0:11:14.040 --> 0:11:16.120 have sympathy for anyone that has anything wrong with them, 0:11:16.559 --> 0:11:19.240 but I feel like the world needs to go on occasionally. 0:11:19.480 --> 0:11:22.240 Yeah right, Like I know this peanut allergies, but I 0:11:22.320 --> 0:11:25.839 still want to eat peanut butter occasionally. Now, if you 0:11:25.880 --> 0:11:27.679 can't have airborne peanuts, I will not eat them around you. 0:11:27.720 --> 0:11:29.959 I totally get that, But Messafoni, I don't want you 0:11:29.960 --> 0:11:32.079 to turn the radio off. All right. So, but we 0:11:32.160 --> 0:11:34.920 have ten million people listening a ten million people. How 0:11:34.920 --> 0:11:38.160 many people, I don't know, but you know what, the 0:11:38.240 --> 0:11:41.120 fact that there's even one means that there's some snow 0:11:41.200 --> 0:11:43.280 Flix out there that will be offended. So we can't, 0:11:43.400 --> 0:11:54.760 but they'll be offended for the mesasa um from the 0:11:54.840 --> 0:11:59.480 Latin They're crazy to the max. My favorite cartoon back 0:11:59.480 --> 0:12:05.600 in the nineties, Wariens. Yeah, what if this someone who 0:12:05.640 --> 0:12:10.440 has who can't tolerate uh nationality names being mangled? Right? 0:12:10.480 --> 0:12:13.319 Now they're going a not nationality, but any kind of 0:12:13.360 --> 0:12:16.320 word like wordplay that people could snowflake us on us 0:12:16.320 --> 0:12:18.480 at any point at any time. We just gotta be 0:12:18.640 --> 0:12:21.160 very careful. You gotta be very careful about what we're saying. 0:12:21.720 --> 0:12:26.680 You can't very careful. Do not offend the snow flakes, Brodie, 0:12:27.080 --> 0:12:28.880 Come on, you know better. Now. I think that's your birthday. 0:12:28.880 --> 0:12:30.840 You should be able to do this on your birthday, 0:12:30.880 --> 0:12:33.360 at least, at the very least on your birthday. You 0:12:33.360 --> 0:12:36.319 should be able to at least say what's on your 0:12:36.360 --> 0:12:40.600 mind without anybody complaining. Can I recap speaking in fact, 0:12:40.640 --> 0:12:44.880 it's my birthday. Just every time I think about the 0:12:44.920 --> 0:12:46.800 word birthday, I think of I think it would happened 0:12:46.800 --> 0:12:48.880 to me in the first grade. So this is not 0:12:48.960 --> 0:12:51.079 gonna be about you. Well, you can go to you. 0:12:51.880 --> 0:12:55.360 I mean, it's my birthday, but birthday's Monday. I was 0:12:55.360 --> 0:12:57.320 just wondering, birthday's Monday. I wonder if you had any 0:12:57.600 --> 0:13:00.600 any embarrassing birthday moments or things that happened on your 0:13:00.640 --> 0:13:03.320 birthday that we just I guess not as bad as 0:13:03.360 --> 0:13:05.000 a story you're dying to tell, So go ahead. I'm 0:13:05.000 --> 0:13:08.079 not trying to tell anything I said, I'm gonna I 0:13:08.120 --> 0:13:11.760 wanted to recap slightly the rant and conversation we had 0:13:12.200 --> 0:13:15.640 on January thirty, Today's Elba Strand fifteen minute morning show. 0:13:15.840 --> 0:13:18.319 We talked about how I couldn't get reservations from my 0:13:18.960 --> 0:13:22.520 and my wife's birthday. We have our birthday's, Melissa. My 0:13:22.559 --> 0:13:26.640 wife's birthday is the same as yours, and so my 0:13:26.760 --> 0:13:32.000 birthdays today and so the day that's equidistant roughly Saturday, right, 0:13:32.000 --> 0:13:35.600 it's two days going back, right, right. So I wanted 0:13:35.640 --> 0:13:39.079 dinner reservations at a restaurant three weeks ago, and they're like, 0:13:39.080 --> 0:13:40.360 we have nothing we can do. We can do like 0:13:40.440 --> 0:13:45.520 four thirty pm roughly or nine o'clock o'clock. So I 0:13:45.600 --> 0:13:48.160 hit them up on social media. No response. A lot 0:13:48.200 --> 0:13:50.720 of our slices love you guys, they all tweeted at 0:13:50.760 --> 0:13:53.400 this restaurant. No response. I'm gonna call them right now. 0:13:53.440 --> 0:13:55.720 I d M them, no response. I'm gonna call them. 0:13:55.720 --> 0:13:57.440 You're not gonna call him. You have the number ready, 0:13:57.440 --> 0:13:58.640 I'm gonna call him right now. On pot. I don't 0:13:58.640 --> 0:13:59.800 think we should call them right now. I was gonna 0:13:59.800 --> 0:14:02.839 be my birthday present to you, making you a reservation 0:14:03.280 --> 0:14:07.480 for a steak paid for. Yeah, we don't get credit 0:14:07.520 --> 0:14:09.840 for that. No, I mean, I'm gonna make you steak 0:14:09.880 --> 0:14:11.880 dinner reservation. So we got a couple of text messages 0:14:11.920 --> 0:14:15.000 today on the on the Big Show, and they said, well, 0:14:15.160 --> 0:14:17.480 if Scary takes you out of steak dinner for your birthday, 0:14:17.880 --> 0:14:20.120 does that count as your steak dinner? And I said, no, 0:14:20.680 --> 0:14:24.920 that would be my birthday steak dinner. It doesn't matter. 0:14:25.000 --> 0:14:27.080 They know. Everybody knows they listen to the morning show. 0:14:27.440 --> 0:14:29.760 I just they're not going to be there at twelve o'clock. 0:14:29.920 --> 0:14:33.240 You don't think so, not on Thursday. I think we 0:14:33.280 --> 0:14:35.680 should find out what Right now, people listening on a 0:14:35.760 --> 0:14:37.480 on a Saturday night, they're listening to this podcast at 0:14:37.480 --> 0:14:40.040 eight o'clock. They're like, why why can't you call now 0:14:40.080 --> 0:14:43.000 it's Saturday at o'clock because that's not when we recorded. Okay, 0:14:43.080 --> 0:14:45.440 we want to put them on. Yeah, I feel awkward 0:14:45.440 --> 0:14:47.640 about it. Why not? You're not gonna pull the Elvis 0:14:47.760 --> 0:14:49.640 Rand card, are you. I'm gonna do what I need 0:14:49.720 --> 0:14:52.080 to do to get you and your reservation in there. 0:14:52.160 --> 0:14:54.680 Might if not, we already have dinner plans at an 0:14:54.720 --> 0:14:58.800 equally wonderful restling those are cancellable. I don't need to cancel. 0:14:58.920 --> 0:15:00.400 I'm gonna beg to get into a good thing and 0:15:00.440 --> 0:15:02.360 give me dirty looks. See this is what you would say, 0:15:02.360 --> 0:15:05.480 they'll spit my food. And thank you for calling Rails, 0:15:05.920 --> 0:15:14.360 New Jersey's premier steak Please press one rail for our dress. 0:15:14.680 --> 0:15:19.040 Press three. This sounds like a sex pressure. Did you 0:15:19.280 --> 0:15:23.120 remain on the line because I can't response. You can't 0:15:23.120 --> 0:15:28.200 press buttons. You press everybody's button. God, thank you for 0:15:28.360 --> 0:15:35.520 calling Rails Steakhouse, steakhouse. And how my sister Allison, how 0:15:35.600 --> 0:15:38.760 are you? Um? This is pretty good. Thanks, I'm doing 0:15:38.800 --> 0:15:41.320 well today. To um, this is scary Jones. I'm with 0:15:41.360 --> 0:15:44.160 the Elvis Duran Morning Show in New York City. How 0:15:44.160 --> 0:15:47.800 are you doing? Okay, I'm doing okay. I promise this 0:15:47.920 --> 0:15:50.360 is not a phone tap. I swear to God, but 0:15:50.840 --> 0:15:53.600 I want I swear. I wanted to do a favor 0:15:53.720 --> 0:15:56.040 for a friend. Uh who's on the show, you know, 0:15:56.160 --> 0:15:59.840 David Brody on our morning shop. I think I've heard 0:15:59.880 --> 0:16:02.760 of his name. Okay, you know, you know he's been 0:16:02.800 --> 0:16:05.040 trying to get he's been trying to get a reservation 0:16:05.160 --> 0:16:10.320 for four people to the steakhouse for Saturday, and uh, 0:16:10.360 --> 0:16:12.680 because it's it's his birthday and his wife's birthday. They 0:16:12.720 --> 0:16:16.080 having a double birthday. And he he called you guys 0:16:16.120 --> 0:16:19.840 about maybe three four weeks ago and all of it, 0:16:20.040 --> 0:16:22.760 and they found out then that there was no reservations 0:16:22.920 --> 0:16:27.280 really available, uh during a prime time for Saturday night. 0:16:27.400 --> 0:16:29.800 But I figured I would give it one last ditch 0:16:29.960 --> 0:16:34.040 effort to see if maybe something might have come available. 0:16:34.080 --> 0:16:37.320 I know you guys have cancelations. People change their mind, 0:16:40.320 --> 0:16:43.200 that happens. Yeah, is there a way that we can 0:16:43.560 --> 0:16:45.080 get him in there. He's not looking for a free 0:16:45.160 --> 0:16:46.560 ride or anything like that. He was just looking for 0:16:46.640 --> 0:16:51.440 a reservation for four at a prime time. And when 0:16:51.600 --> 0:16:56.040 is the ad? It's this Saturday night. By the way, 0:16:56.160 --> 0:16:59.840 you guys, I know you're pretty popular place. But why 0:17:00.600 --> 0:17:03.160 I'm kind of curious why, uh why is it so 0:17:03.320 --> 0:17:06.440 full this specific Saturday or is that just every Saturday? 0:17:06.640 --> 0:17:11.200 Basically every Saturday, every Friday? Right? You guys have you 0:17:11.320 --> 0:17:14.680 have the secret sauce right there? I don't know, it's 0:17:14.720 --> 0:17:22.159 just speak easy and just the atmosphere, yeh um rafters right? Okay, 0:17:22.359 --> 0:17:25.200 So yeah, so he's been tweeting at you guys, do 0:17:25.240 --> 0:17:28.720 you guys check your social media. Um, yes, they do 0:17:28.880 --> 0:17:33.840 check their social media. Yes, who's the social media person? Um? 0:17:34.000 --> 0:17:36.879 I believe it's Pat who check us to social media? Pat? 0:17:37.640 --> 0:17:41.560 All right, well Pat, Pat's been ignoring every every everybody. 0:17:41.920 --> 0:17:44.960 I got listeners. We've talked about this at nausea um 0:17:45.200 --> 0:17:48.040 our listeners have been trying to get through to you guys, 0:17:48.440 --> 0:17:50.760 and and and tweeting at at you guys on social 0:17:50.800 --> 0:17:54.200 media everything like crazy and it was, and nobody's respond 0:17:54.240 --> 0:17:57.280 nobody's in responding. He's even DMed you guys to say, hey, 0:17:57.400 --> 0:18:03.760 please help me out. Oh really okay, right, so what 0:18:03.800 --> 0:18:06.879 do you so? What what do you? What do you think? Um? 0:18:07.080 --> 0:18:09.240 Just when me? Please? You on hold? Okay, okay, thank you? 0:18:15.680 --> 0:18:17.080 Right now, I want to talk like I'm like I'm 0:18:17.359 --> 0:18:24.000 if she recognized the different voice right in to Waco, 0:18:24.119 --> 0:18:30.680 New Jersey. I just got your reservation social welcome. You're welcome, 0:18:30.760 --> 0:18:40.800 and that's your stick. No it's not does not count. No, 0:18:50.840 --> 0:18:56.560 it's all the problem having with my Alexa. Good afternoon, 0:18:56.640 --> 0:18:58.680 rail stickhouse. Mike speak him out. Hey, Mike, I was 0:18:58.760 --> 0:19:01.640 on hold, young lady. You was helping me, uh put 0:19:01.720 --> 0:19:04.000 me on hold? Did she pass along my call to you. 0:19:04.359 --> 0:19:06.479 You know what, it automatically rings down to the office here. 0:19:06.480 --> 0:19:08.800 I'm sorry, Oh that's okay, Well, maybe I can help you. 0:19:09.119 --> 0:19:11.639 My name is David. Uh. I was been trying for 0:19:11.960 --> 0:19:16.199 a number of weeks to get a reservation for this Saturday. Uh. 0:19:16.280 --> 0:19:17.800 And the only times that were like it was like 0:19:17.880 --> 0:19:19.919 four or forty five and like ten o'clock at night, 0:19:20.280 --> 0:19:22.600 and I was just seeing if anything was available. I've 0:19:22.760 --> 0:19:24.440 I've tweeted you guys a bunch of times. I haven't 0:19:24.480 --> 0:19:26.800 heard back. I d M your account, I didn't nobody 0:19:26.960 --> 0:19:28.720 got back. I don't know if anybody runs you social media. 0:19:29.200 --> 0:19:32.840 But yeah, actually actually for this this past week, actually 0:19:32.880 --> 0:19:35.479 the persons in Mexico on vacation. But because I had 0:19:35.520 --> 0:19:41.640 like thirty people tweet at you and uh Saturdays. Uh yeah. 0:19:41.720 --> 0:19:43.440 The best way to get ahold of this is obviously 0:19:43.520 --> 0:19:46.000 through our through our website or just call. Yeah. No, 0:19:46.080 --> 0:19:47.480 I did call it, but I figured, you know, try 0:19:47.560 --> 0:19:50.639 social also, you know. Yeah, I know, we haven't. I know, 0:19:50.760 --> 0:19:54.600 Saturday has been been really busy. How many people it's four? 0:19:54.760 --> 0:19:56.239 See here here's the thing. What's your name, sir. I'm 0:19:56.280 --> 0:19:59.119 sorry to bother you. Mike, Hey, Mike. Sorry, it's my 0:19:59.280 --> 0:20:03.240 birthday today. A. And it's my wife's birthday Monday, thank 0:20:03.280 --> 0:20:06.240 you very much. And my wife her birthday's Monday. We're 0:20:06.280 --> 0:20:09.280 so Saturday is right in the middle, and Rails is 0:20:09.320 --> 0:20:12.200 her favorite restaurant, and so she said pick a place, 0:20:12.200 --> 0:20:14.200 and I said, let's go to Rails, because she goes 0:20:14.240 --> 0:20:16.879 there all the time and I have not been there yet. 0:20:16.920 --> 0:20:18.600 And every time she goes with a friend, she's like, oh, 0:20:18.640 --> 0:20:20.320 we gotta go, we gotta go. So it was my 0:20:20.440 --> 0:20:22.400 job to call three weeks ago and get a reservation, 0:20:22.800 --> 0:20:24.520 and I have been unable to do that. Can I 0:20:24.560 --> 0:20:26.200 figure it as we get closer, I give it a shot, 0:20:27.359 --> 0:20:30.720 all right, we'll getting closer hard. Three weeks ago A 0:20:31.040 --> 0:20:33.159 three weeks ago. Yeah, they told me you've locked up 0:20:33.880 --> 0:20:38.560 late and early. Let me just I'm just opening up 0:20:38.560 --> 0:20:45.399 the reservation system now. Thanks. So only only are so 0:20:45.480 --> 0:20:49.160 you only have the one guy checking the socials. That's 0:20:49.200 --> 0:20:54.920 too bad. Um, Let me spend some time work seeing 0:20:54.960 --> 0:20:57.080 if I can't move stuff around. Let me see what 0:20:57.119 --> 0:20:58.119 I can do. I'll give you a call back. That 0:20:58.160 --> 0:21:00.320 would be great. Mike, appreciate it, all right, take care? 0:21:00.359 --> 0:21:03.560 All right? Okay, by the way, I got news for you. 0:21:04.200 --> 0:21:07.200 She transferred the call or the call bounced to him 0:21:08.200 --> 0:21:12.160 without the Elvis Duran show and Scary Jones magic touch. 0:21:12.680 --> 0:21:16.240 That's what happened there. Well not, Well, the problem is 0:21:17.200 --> 0:21:18.879