Speaker 1: The Nikki Glazer podcast. Here's Nikki. Hello here, I am
Speaker 1: happy Monday everyone. It's Nicki Glaser Podcasts. I'm here in
Speaker 1: Mexico with Andrew Colin. No, it was in Arizona. We
Speaker 1: are vulnerable today. Andrew was in a vulnerable state, just
Speaker 1: like really feeling my emotions right now and perspective. We
Speaker 1: just got very quiet and like I didn't know how
Speaker 1: to use this computer today and it was very uh
Speaker 1: and no one remarked, I've never Andrew seems very vulnerable
Speaker 1: today anytime I show like we were working on this
Speaker 1: show Perfect Strangers, and uh, I forgot something like a
Speaker 1: computer or whatever, and someone's like, hey, can you bring
Speaker 1: this in? I was like, yeah, I'm so sorry about that.
Speaker 1: I just really I apologize for not, you know, bringing it,
Speaker 1: and I know it's important to have it here, like
Speaker 1: really sincere and I could see him going what the
Speaker 1: fuck like, and I'm like, no, I'm just like I
Speaker 1: do care. Like he said to me last night, he
Speaker 1: was like, Andrew's a sweet boy. He was very upset
Speaker 1: about not remembering his laptop. He's doing a really good job.
Speaker 1: He was really really sad that he forgot his laptop.
Speaker 1: And I was just like, dude, what's going on right now?
Speaker 1: Like people just think of you as such a a
Speaker 1: funny guy, yeah, and likes just so silly that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: they forget that you take things seriously, which obviously I
Speaker 1: know you do. You're never late, that is something about you.
Speaker 1: You're never late. Ever. Yeah, I think I've only been
Speaker 1: late one time in our whole friendship. Why, like why,
Speaker 1: what how do you develop that? Yeah, Like it seems
Speaker 1: like that would lateness seems no offense. It seems like
Speaker 1: it would be something that would be a part of
Speaker 1: you because you just kind of move slow. You're like,
Speaker 1: but it just seems like it would fit your character
Speaker 1: if someone knew everything else about you, And just like
Speaker 1: the way you were being late seems like something that
Speaker 1: would fit into who you are. I think, Um, I
Speaker 1: think I think it's not me. I don't really care
Speaker 1: about the other person's feelings are being early. I just
Speaker 1: think I'm like, I hate confrontation, so anytime you're late,
Speaker 1: it makes like a weird vibe in a room that
Speaker 1: I just don't want to deal with, So I'd rather
Speaker 1: just show up early. Yeah. Also I get a little bright, like,
Speaker 1: like I just like getting if I'm awake and I
Speaker 1: have to be somewhere. I just want to go there,
Speaker 1: like I just want to get it over with. That's
Speaker 1: the thing I read about on these a D H
Speaker 1: D like, um, subpred it's a lot is that a
Speaker 1: lot of times people are like, uh, there's like a
Speaker 1: meme that's like I have an appointment at four o'clock.
Speaker 1: Ten a, Um, I can't do anything else today because
Speaker 1: that appointment at four o'clock. That is not something that
Speaker 1: I relate to at all. If I have something at four,
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh great, I have six hours for me.
Speaker 1: Six hours is what you can How you can drive
Speaker 1: from St. Louis to Cincinnati because that was a common
Speaker 1: trip that my parents look kind I'm like, that's like
Speaker 1: such a long time. I can put like five things
Speaker 1: in there. I don't feel like, oh my god, I
Speaker 1: have to be paralyzed until then. But that's it's so much.
Speaker 1: That's that's such an a d D thing, I think, right,
Speaker 1: I know, I know, so I think that's like you
Speaker 1: have that that kind of thing that a lot of
Speaker 1: people with a d D S. It's like the same
Speaker 1: thing with like the airport in the in them. I
Speaker 1: don't think a fucking cow in the morning in the ming.
Speaker 1: Uh yeah, I can't fucking sleep because I think I'll
Speaker 1: be late and then I don't know who will be angry,
Speaker 1: Like whatever, No, you don't like confrontation. I think it's
Speaker 1: coming down to that, like if you don't want to
Speaker 1: be in trouble, you don't want to be um, you
Speaker 1: don't want to be criticized. Or the weird thing is
Speaker 1: that people are late with me all the time and
Speaker 1: I never give a fun right. It's that whole thing
Speaker 1: of like we treat others and we don't expect others
Speaker 1: will treat us the same way, or we don't give
Speaker 1: ourselves the same leniency. Yeah, I don't. I think I
Speaker 1: am able to do that with other people. Of like
Speaker 1: oh yeah, when people are running ten minutes late for me,
Speaker 1: like that's that means on time in our world? Oh sorry,
Speaker 1: I forgot to put the do not to serve. No,
Speaker 1: thank you today, get Spanish? Nick, Okay, thank you so much.
Speaker 1: Wow you learned a lot ye whoa there we go,
Speaker 1: um upside down an exclamation point before I said all that.
Speaker 1: Um um, yeah, I just think that we are you
Speaker 1: a labor No, you're always on time. It depends on
Speaker 1: the weekend. I usually run late, but there are some
Speaker 1: people that are just chronically late. I've become almost a
Speaker 1: chronically ten minutes late, seven minutes late person. But through
Speaker 1: your mind that makes look a lot of times you
Speaker 1: just have to pack more ship. I get that you
Speaker 1: usually have to, like, but what do you think it
Speaker 1: is that? Like, So, if you're seven minutes late all
Speaker 1: the time, that is also like a repetitive thing that
Speaker 1: you're doing. It's like you're showing up early every time.
Speaker 1: You're doing for seven minutes because I'm so used to
Speaker 1: other people being late, and I know that seven minutes
Speaker 1: is I can get so much done in seven minutes.
Speaker 1: It's literally I can get a nap in in seven minutes.
Speaker 1: So for me to push everything seven minutes late, what
Speaker 1: is I know is a forgivable time. No one would
Speaker 1: ever call me a late person for being seven minutes
Speaker 1: late in the l A and New York, which is
Speaker 1: where I'm mostly running, and pretty much anywhere that is,
Speaker 1: no one would go she was seven minutes late. When
Speaker 1: you're going fifteen and beyond, that's when it gets annoying.
Speaker 1: I mean you were telling a story. Yeah, like there
Speaker 1: was someone that was like something recently, like five minutes late,
Speaker 1: and they didn't say anything once they arrived. I mean,
Speaker 1: I mean, what is going on in that person's mind
Speaker 1: while they're in the fucking uber? I mean, it would be,
Speaker 1: it would be, it would drive me, man. But I
Speaker 1: almost liked it because I was like, Oh, there's this
Speaker 1: new thing though, where people are saying they won't say
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. But we have a guy, a p A
Speaker 1: on the show who is so sweet, who is like
Speaker 1: our our first connection to like what's going on. So
Speaker 1: he'll come to my dressing room and be like, hey,
Speaker 1: they're gonna mike you in ten minutes. Hey, we're just
Speaker 1: checking in, Like how much time do you guys need?
Speaker 1: Like he's our go to. He's so sweet. His name
Speaker 1: is Stephen, and lately he's been coming to the room
Speaker 1: and saying, hey, I just want to thank you so
Speaker 1: much for your patients. Were like delayed a little bit today,
Speaker 1: thank you so much for your patients. And the other
Speaker 1: day I go, did you watch some Ted talk about
Speaker 1: not saying sorry and saying thank you for your patients instead?
Speaker 1: And he was like, yeah, how did you know that?
Speaker 1: I'm like, because you never say sorry? And he's like,
Speaker 1: I just don't sorry, and it's this new thing people
Speaker 1: are doing this, thank you for your patients. I don't
Speaker 1: mind as sorry. I as we all know, I love
Speaker 1: an apology. I'm not going to think less of you
Speaker 1: are like be like, oh wow, he's such a little
Speaker 1: bit he says sorry. But I also I don't mind
Speaker 1: to thank you for your patients. I think that's also
Speaker 1: a sweet thing to say. I think that both can
Speaker 1: be said. And I don't think by saying you're sorry,
Speaker 1: you're admitting to fault. I hate when you say, oh
Speaker 1: my god, I'm so sorry you lost your father or
Speaker 1: like whatever they go you do kill him, and it's
Speaker 1: just like, okay, Well, me saying sorry does not mean
Speaker 1: I'm taking accountability. I'm sorry that happened to you. I'm
Speaker 1: so sorry you're sick. It's not you didn't give you this,
Speaker 1: and it's just like, okay, so sorry for saying sorry.
Speaker 1: And people say that something. I also feel like, you know,
Speaker 1: sorry just is uh connected with weakness, you know, especially
Speaker 1: in work like related like you never apologize and your
Speaker 1: a beta bitch. Well it's because you're taking accountability. Accountability
Speaker 1: is such a beta thing to do. It's just like,
Speaker 1: why why is being wrong so bad? It's because people
Speaker 1: like you know, well they used as leverage. Yeah yeah,
Speaker 1: yeah yeah. I mean what kind of fucking person, Like,
Speaker 1: why do we respect that or like reward someone that
Speaker 1: uses someone's I guess weak ok, weakness as a way
Speaker 1: for them to Can you imagine Donald Trump ever saying
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I read the greatest thing Sam Harry. Like,
Speaker 1: there's always sometimes on these Sam Harris uh the Sam
Speaker 1: Harris subreddit, they'll go like, what was that one quote
Speaker 1: he said about Trump? Once? Because he says beautiful, like
Speaker 1: poetic diet tribes about what an awful person Trump is,
Speaker 1: and he does it in a way that's not like
Speaker 1: how every other person talks about Trump that we've all heard.
Speaker 1: It's just like, there's one that I really liked. He says,
Speaker 1: to my eye, he lacks nearly every virtue for which
Speaker 1: we have a word, wisdom, curiosity, compassion, general city, discipline, courage,
Speaker 1: whatever your list. He's got none of these things. But
Speaker 1: his supporters know that. And he's a paragon of greed
Speaker 1: and narcissism and pettiness and malice, real malice. This is
Speaker 1: a man who wears his hatreds on his sleeve, and
Speaker 1: he will suddenly revile people who he claimed to admire
Speaker 1: only yesterday. So while he demands loyalty from everyone around him,
Speaker 1: really above all else, he's an amazingly disloyal person. All
Speaker 1: of this is right on the surface. I just love
Speaker 1: that so much. It's he said this about him, He goes, Uh,
Speaker 1: it's like if you took professional wrestling McDonald's, French fries,
Speaker 1: the n r A, and infomercials of bogus products that
Speaker 1: don't work, and you stuck them in a back of
Speaker 1: a track. You suck them in the back of attackie
Speaker 1: white limousine and drove it around Central Park five times
Speaker 1: outward step Donald Trump. Uh, he said that once if
Speaker 1: he if he is brain, he like inherited. If if
Speaker 1: you after fingers and he got Trump's brain, he would,
Speaker 1: without question hurl himself through a window like the priest
Speaker 1: in The Exorcist. I realized he was just, you know,
Speaker 1: like he doesn't work like it was just such a
Speaker 1: funny image. I loved it. I feel like like in
Speaker 1: today's world though, and I think this is why people
Speaker 1: aren't also saying sorry, is like if you apologize before
Speaker 1: you get accused, then it's the same way of admitting guilt,
Speaker 1: and people will jump all over you for that too.
Speaker 1: So it's like, you know, you know, recently Rogan has
Speaker 1: apologized first off, and everyone's like, well, why didn't you
Speaker 1: apologize before. I loved his apologies by the way, I
Speaker 1: didn't see the one about the N word thing, because
Speaker 1: I'm just like, I'm a little more age. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm a little too apologized out right now, like like
Speaker 1: especially like watching his ten minute one, which I felt sorry,
Speaker 1: I felt it was sincere. I felt here of course corrected.
Speaker 1: I felt he acknowledged that the power he has, he's
Speaker 1: uncomfortable with, its new to him. He has to be
Speaker 1: better about it what he's going to do in the future.
Speaker 1: It was a perfect apology that to me did not
Speaker 1: seem like a publicist helped him out with it. It
Speaker 1: didn't seem it seemed like he just grabbed his camera
Speaker 1: and spoke from the heart, And that to me is
Speaker 1: what I took from it. Um. I mean also, it's like,
Speaker 1: you don't like, if you did something in your past
Speaker 1: and no one's yelling at you about it and you've
Speaker 1: grown from that point, there's no point to apologize. If
Speaker 1: you can ask someone who has done so many podcasts,
Speaker 1: I have said things. I don't remember what I've said.
Speaker 1: I don't like you don't people who don't podcast every day,
Speaker 1: you don't know what you've said. You just it goes out.
Speaker 1: I'm not sitting here thinking, oh my god, that one
Speaker 1: thing I said that one podcast. If anyone comes finds it,
Speaker 1: I'm done. I'm not waiting in the wings for like.
Speaker 1: I'm sure he didn't even think about the like. If
Speaker 1: he did, I'm sure he would have done something to
Speaker 1: have those removed. I don't. I think he knows the
Speaker 1: um you know what I'm saying, Like, I don't. I
Speaker 1: don't think he was. If he thought about it, he
Speaker 1: would have gotten ahead of it. He does. He just
Speaker 1: seems he's someone to me that has made mistakes. He
Speaker 1: realized he made him and why can't people That's what
Speaker 1: I put on my you know, Instagram this weekend. It's
Speaker 1: like and I talked about it on my Instagram live
Speaker 1: that I went on with Bessie's this weekend about apologies
Speaker 1: like everyone, whenever a celebrity apologizes to avoid getting canceled
Speaker 1: or because they're on the precipice, of getting canceled. Everyone goes, oh,
Speaker 1: of course, they're just trying to save themselves. Why can't
Speaker 1: it be both? Wouldn't you if everything you had was
Speaker 1: threatened when people were saying cancel. For someone to argue
Speaker 1: that cancel culture exists, when literally people are saying cancel him,
Speaker 1: there's no argument it does exist. It does exist, and
Speaker 1: it's so bad. It's so awful that we want to
Speaker 1: ruin people's lives because they may have been on some
Speaker 1: may have made mistakes that they can atone for and
Speaker 1: actually do a lot to get to change and talk
Speaker 1: to people that talked that way regularly and show them
Speaker 1: the error of their ways, instead of just canceling them
Speaker 1: and saying like, that's not going to do anything to
Speaker 1: support your cause of making people talk the way you
Speaker 1: want them too is to not forgive them if they've
Speaker 1: ever slipped up in the past ever, and to go, oh,
Speaker 1: now you're apologizing because the like and in the same breath,
Speaker 1: I feel like you can, you can, but I'm also critiquing. No,
Speaker 1: I'm also I could critique them and take criticism towards
Speaker 1: them where it's warranted without the person thinking that they
Speaker 1: want them to be canceled. But that but that's that's
Speaker 1: not that's not if you people want his head, Like
Speaker 1: people are saying, cancel him, cancel, Yeah, you know what
Speaker 1: I'm saying. There are that I'm saying that, But there's
Speaker 1: also people that are like, he can't do any wrong,
Speaker 1: so therefore, like no, I think that the best way
Speaker 1: to approach is like, we're all fucking flawed, We're all
Speaker 1: gonna make mistakes. When you make them, hopefully you admit
Speaker 1: that you've done wrong, or if you haven't done wrong,
Speaker 1: explained to us why you still feel that way, and
Speaker 1: then fucking watched this video. Just apologize should be accepted.
Speaker 1: You should. You should be able to both want your
Speaker 1: career back and making a move in that regard to
Speaker 1: save your fucking career because everyone's we're living a capitalist society.
Speaker 1: Of course you want to save your career. Everyone would
Speaker 1: do that. These people being like, you just want to
Speaker 1: save your career. Yeah, someone's trying to cancel you. Wouldn't
Speaker 1: you do the same? But also, isn't it also possible
Speaker 1: to be sorry for what you did to this was amazing?
Speaker 1: Can't both be true? Uh? Dave Portnoy, who, however, you
Speaker 1: want to think of him. He had a conversation with this,
Speaker 1: these three brothers, and they're like medias, media's touch whatever
Speaker 1: they're they're like a democratic kind of left sided thing
Speaker 1: that like really goes after and critiques and and they
Speaker 1: claim to not want to cancel or whatever. And so
Speaker 1: they're talking about Joe Rogan and and how you know
Speaker 1: he said the N word this many times and Dave
Speaker 1: Warner he's like, well, I have pretty good evidence I
Speaker 1: want to use used the N word in a in
Speaker 1: a private conversation. And then you see them all go
Speaker 1: like they just felt that feeling just for a second,
Speaker 1: and he goes, is one of you engaged to Lexi?
Speaker 1: And the guy's like, and he had like he had
Speaker 1: him and the the guy could feel for one second
Speaker 1: of like if you dig up every single skeleton, is
Speaker 1: there something in there? Well, you know what if someone
Speaker 1: said that to me, I have evidence of you saying
Speaker 1: that word, I would go, no, you don't because I
Speaker 1: don't say it. And now if I said it and
Speaker 1: someone said that, I'd go, well no, like you could
Speaker 1: tell if I've said you know, if you haven't said it,
Speaker 1: you haven't said it. You know that about yourself? You know,
Speaker 1: like that's the difference. Like, that's so funny. It was,
Speaker 1: and but you know what, like I did like watching this.
Speaker 1: I can show you, I can send you the link
Speaker 1: to it. But it was an interesting conversation because you know, uh,
Speaker 1: the N word video apparently was created by Alex Jones,
Speaker 1: which just a compilation. Yeah, which is wild to me
Speaker 1: because everyone's like, oh, it was made by these guys
Speaker 1: or by the Patriot or takes. But apparently it was
Speaker 1: made by Alex that's what they were claiming. So then
Speaker 1: I heard Carlos Mancia was the first person to do
Speaker 1: it and video and added a Spanish accent to it.
Speaker 1: I don't know, it's just like, but that changes everything.
Speaker 1: I didn't watch that and word, I didn't watch any
Speaker 1: of it, and so I can't really comment on any
Speaker 1: of that stuff, but it was I thought it was
Speaker 1: interesting that his first episode back from all of this
Speaker 1: was a guy on, a scientist on to talk about, um,
Speaker 1: you know, cataclystic climate events that would reset humanity. I
Speaker 1: guess it puts things in perspective of what we're arguing about.
Speaker 1: Well up to me, I was like, yeah, we all
Speaker 1: need we need a reset on I feel like we
Speaker 1: read need a reset on humanity. If I could, I
Speaker 1: would restart my computer of humanity and go, can we
Speaker 1: take this again? Because this is out of control? But
Speaker 1: say that every twenty years, whenever after World War One
Speaker 1: when million people died. You but that's probably maybe that
Speaker 1: is the reset, Like maybe that is what it comes
Speaker 1: down to, is like we end up destroying our maybe
Speaker 1: we are what ends up destroy don't look up was
Speaker 1: a very interesting commentary on all of that. You know
Speaker 1: of pretty much it was, And humanity will reset itself.
Speaker 1: Humanity will not be around forever. It's just impossible for forever.
Speaker 1: The idea of like the dumb beetle or whatever that
Speaker 1: survives her everything is like just waiting for my dad
Speaker 1: when it's just me again and my boys and Gray's anatomy?
Speaker 1: Are those the two things that will survive? I do
Speaker 1: think it's so funny to not funny, but really fascinating
Speaker 1: to remember that dinosaurs were around for like millions and
Speaker 1: millions of you. I don't even know how long, some
Speaker 1: insane amount of time, and humans have only as we
Speaker 1: know them, have only been around for what I'm guessing
Speaker 1: thirty thousand years, maybe even ten thousand US. I think
Speaker 1: you know, Homo sapiens as we are have been like
Speaker 1: the volved species we are now it's ten thou years
Speaker 1: and humanity like you know, modern civilization, that's only been
Speaker 1: since even the first three I don't even come close
Speaker 1: to how long the dinosaurs around they all went extinct.
Speaker 1: That was a much bigger event to have them go
Speaker 1: away than us. We haven't even been around that long,
Speaker 1: you know what I'm saying. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: that's it's just to think that we like, nothing's ever
Speaker 1: going to happen to us, like well the dinosaurs lessed.
Speaker 1: We're around way longer than we werenosaurs. We're all being
Speaker 1: like and meanwhile, what it means is, dude, I can
Speaker 1: eat all the plants I want, I can fucking ship
Speaker 1: wherever I want. Nothing's ever going to change. We're all
Speaker 1: getting I always. I'm gonna open up the meteor shot
Speaker 1: of when the dinosaurs are just like eating and they
Speaker 1: always have to like a rein like what is it
Speaker 1: called when they re enactment, and the dinosaurs always like
Speaker 1: they're just like chumping on some like rubbit, and there's
Speaker 1: like a t rex just like walking, and then they
Speaker 1: just go like I just love them all turning. That's
Speaker 1: what I pictured. The end of Dinosaurs was like, it's
Speaker 1: so funny. Okay, we gotta got a break and come
Speaker 1: back with the news. Andrew, We're back, Andrew. Uh, did
Speaker 1: you have fun this weekend? We had the day off yesterday.
Speaker 1: We have it today too. Yeah. I had a good
Speaker 1: time this weekend. You know. I um, I met some
Speaker 1: old guys playing golf. One guy actually a huge comedy
Speaker 1: fan from Kansas City. Give him a shout out. His
Speaker 1: name's Andrew as well. Uh. Yeah, you just meet these
Speaker 1: guys that like just I don't know, there's something about
Speaker 1: golf and just meeting new people where it's like, hey, man,
Speaker 1: you do this, I do this where obviously the same person.
Speaker 1: Let's fucking drive around, drink beers and talk about how
Speaker 1: much we hate our wives. You know, like that's like
Speaker 1: a woman with you guys. Yeah, we threw off the
Speaker 1: car number nine the golf course here, Like I didn't know.
Speaker 1: This is how dumb my brain is in a d
Speaker 1: D Like this is like the Mecca. That's what I
Speaker 1: knew that, Like, like I keep coming up to these
Speaker 1: golf courses and be like this is how am I
Speaker 1: did I die? Like I honestly, like if you see
Speaker 1: this video, I mean I'm hitting a ball down like
Speaker 1: a three cliff, like into the ocean. How much does
Speaker 1: it cost to play these places? Like one was like
Speaker 1: one thirty one was the last. Yesterday was expensive, but
Speaker 1: like you know, I I don't usually play around. I
Speaker 1: it was two d bucks but that was all inclusive.
Speaker 1: So every six holes is tacos and as much eat
Speaker 1: as you can drink. So all these people I'm blame
Speaker 1: with are getting hammered. Yeah, and I'm just drinking diabets.
Speaker 1: So do people do bad on the back nine because
Speaker 1: they usually poorly because they are so drunk. It's a
Speaker 1: good question because I think there's a line between it
Speaker 1: actually loosens you up. So maybe around like the sixth hole,
Speaker 1: they're peeking. Yeah, there was a lady. We played with
Speaker 1: a lady yesterday and she had a great swing, but
Speaker 1: she played like ship, but she her back was sucked up.
Speaker 1: And then she stopped complaining about her back after like
Speaker 1: nine drinks, and I was like, Oh, that'll take care
Speaker 1: of that. That's why people drink. Emotional pain, physical pain,
Speaker 1: I mean, it really does numb it out. It's but
Speaker 1: it's just tough, like any anyone that plays golf. They
Speaker 1: know if you get paired up. You can get paired
Speaker 1: up with strangers, and if they're worse than you, it
Speaker 1: can make you play because you're waiting on them, even
Speaker 1: though they could be fun and whatever. If they suck,
Speaker 1: then you're like yeah, because then you're hitting a ball
Speaker 1: like it ruins your comedy. If you're following people that
Speaker 1: are ship, you get lazier too, and you're just like
Speaker 1: you just kind of pick up some of the habits
Speaker 1: and you just like, yeah, I like playing with way
Speaker 1: better players than me because it makes me play better,
Speaker 1: like it just and some people want to be the best,
Speaker 1: like in any group, but that's not pushing you, Like
Speaker 1: what's gonna push you? Like best? I want to be
Speaker 1: the second best and everything I do, I really like that.
Speaker 1: I like being because I want a little competition. I
Speaker 1: want to be like, maybe I could be the best.
Speaker 1: I haven't achieved it yet, because once you're the best,
Speaker 1: that's where people go fucking crazy because there's nothing else
Speaker 1: to do. Video this morning and he talks about chasing
Speaker 1: what he chases as himself in ten years, So it's
Speaker 1: like that instead of competing against other people you can
Speaker 1: it's against his future self, like is he gonna but
Speaker 1: he'll be older, so like wouldn't he be able to
Speaker 1: surpass that guy? I guess he'd be wiser and better
Speaker 1: at whatever he does. I don't think that's kind of work.
Speaker 1: That doesn't seem like when I was saying it, I
Speaker 1: was like, wait, this makes this doesn't really make you
Speaker 1: should run for president. That dude can talk and make
Speaker 1: you think can cure like fire on your face, cure
Speaker 1: fire on your face, speaking of your face. You didn't
Speaker 1: um tutorial video last night, skincare tutorial it was really funny. Well,
Speaker 1: I like kind of pitched the idea to you a
Speaker 1: little bit and you thought it was funny, and uh yeah,
Speaker 1: it's just so funny to do, like because like skincare,
Speaker 1: Like guys I don't realize like guys do not do
Speaker 1: skin Guys who think it's weak or whatever it is,
Speaker 1: or they don't have time for it. It literally takes
Speaker 1: like thirty five seconds to put on like four different things,
Speaker 1: and we we amplify it in our head. We don't
Speaker 1: need it. We have sucking rough scars on our whatever
Speaker 1: it is, like we want our face to look like
Speaker 1: a weathered catchers mint, you know, fucking alligator. You know
Speaker 1: that's like, that's kind of like what we want to
Speaker 1: like we don't give a fuck, but yeah, it's is funny.
Speaker 1: My little brother just sent me he just bought everything
Speaker 1: I should like. It actually influenced it. Yes, there's something
Speaker 1: funny about doing something manly, Like we've talked about that before,
Speaker 1: like the girliest thing if you make it like palatable
Speaker 1: to fucking yeah, the thing you were making fun of
Speaker 1: actually worked to do what you wanted to do, which
Speaker 1: was like, yeah, you can take care of yourself and
Speaker 1: it's not gay. Yeah. Is that weird? Though? What is that?
Speaker 1: What I mean? Why didn't you take care of your
Speaker 1: skin before I'll tell you? Because uh uh, well it
Speaker 1: would have made you late two things maybe. I mean,
Speaker 1: there's been plenty of times where I don't, Like, I
Speaker 1: won't put a charger in to a wall if it's
Speaker 1: on the other side of the bed. Your phone just died,
Speaker 1: go hit a golf ball for four hours, like my brain,
Speaker 1: you know. So with cleaning my face, it's also like
Speaker 1: brushing my teeth at night, like it just I build
Speaker 1: it up in my head. I'm like, I'm so tired.
Speaker 1: I don't even want to. You gotta do this whole
Speaker 1: fucking thing, these five steps. Yes, oh yeah, it's a lot.
Speaker 1: But I always just think about an SPF is for bitches,
Speaker 1: Like I never put SPF on, Like that's insane because
Speaker 1: that's just like you just don't want to get cancer.
Speaker 1: But I mean, for me, it's less about cancer. It's
Speaker 1: more about like a looking old. But um, which is
Speaker 1: sad to admit. I got this thing on Instagram that's
Speaker 1: uh telling I think you guys about It's a pillow
Speaker 1: that was so brilliantly marketed towards me. But it's a
Speaker 1: pillow that wraps around your jaw and then comes up
Speaker 1: around your head. It's like it almost looks like you
Speaker 1: know when people get into a car accident and they
Speaker 1: have to have like a hell like they're trapped in
Speaker 1: like headgear or like when like for some reason like
Speaker 1: a two then they have to wrap their head to
Speaker 1: just or like an X ray of like you just
Speaker 1: put your head in this thing that the pillow, the
Speaker 1: white pillow is only on your head and then around
Speaker 1: your chin and then it's full on the back side,
Speaker 1: so it's like a helmet you put on but it
Speaker 1: leaves like your cheek and everything in your front of
Speaker 1: your face totally and you you can have it in
Speaker 1: bed because so you don't smush your head, so you
Speaker 1: don't smush your face against the pillow. I don't know
Speaker 1: whether aith yes, an, I don't know whether the algorithm
Speaker 1: knows that I care about my face being squished when
Speaker 1: I sleep and I'm a stomach sleeper, or it noticed
Speaker 1: that part of my face is sagging, like we've detected
Speaker 1: your right side is one millimeter lower than your left side.
Speaker 1: You have four of those weird lines. I didn't even
Speaker 1: lay down that long. I don't know. With my front tooth, Uh,
Speaker 1: the viziline thing I've been wanting to fix. And one
Speaker 1: time we went to the dentist and they put up
Speaker 1: um like they made me smile, and they put this
Speaker 1: big picture of me smiling on the screen so the
Speaker 1: doctor could show me that what I thought was a
Speaker 1: crooked tooth, it was not crooked. It was my face
Speaker 1: was crooked. And he goes, do you sleep on one
Speaker 1: side of your face? Because he was like, no, there's
Speaker 1: just one side of your face is lower than the other,
Speaker 1: so it makes your It's like if he goes, it's
Speaker 1: not your teeth or crooked, it's your face, like and
Speaker 1: he had all the nurses looking at it. It It was
Speaker 1: so brutal. It was like it was like, we're all asymmetrical.
Speaker 1: Yes we are, we are. There's a I don't want
Speaker 1: to do that. I don't need anything to show me
Speaker 1: what's wrong with my face anymore than it. I haven't
Speaker 1: gotten it yet. It cost a hundred and eighty dollars.
Speaker 1: I was and I got it sent to me in St. Louis,
Speaker 1: so I'm gonna have I wonder if bring it. I
Speaker 1: wonder if that would be hard to sleep though, and
Speaker 1: we'll see. I bet you anything. I'm not gonna use it.
Speaker 1: I'll use it once and then I'll be like, funk this.
Speaker 1: Because I'm very particular about my pillow and like wanting
Speaker 1: like no pillow, and sometimes I just like nothing. I'd
Speaker 1: rather like I like, literally I ratherestly about a flat
Speaker 1: mattress than like a big pillow. But the pillow I
Speaker 1: have is that raggedy one that literally is squishes down
Speaker 1: to probably a half an inch. So you put that
Speaker 1: on every hotel pillow or you just have no pillow
Speaker 1: except for that pillow only that pillow. I don't use
Speaker 1: any pillow, and I would rather have no. No, it's
Speaker 1: just like I don't like having a big I used
Speaker 1: to sleep with pillows regularly, but I got this pillow
Speaker 1: from Chris when we first started dating, and it just
Speaker 1: was the it's the best to have a pillow that
Speaker 1: has no fluff in it that you can mount like.
Speaker 1: I can like fold it to exactly the dimensions I want.
Speaker 1: I love it so much, like a firm pillow. That's
Speaker 1: probably why my neck kurts. What do you like? Noah,
Speaker 1: do you like I? Oh my god, I don't use
Speaker 1: a pillow. I just smushed the top of my head
Speaker 1: into it and it goes into the headboard. And that's
Speaker 1: how I say yes. Yes, you see in your stomach. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm a stomach sleeper, and you sleep with on one
Speaker 1: side of your face stomach right on the mattress on
Speaker 1: the match. Okay, look, okay, so if this is the mattress,
Speaker 1: right you just like watch me, Andrew hold on, I'm
Speaker 1: going to see if I can do. No, I hear what,
Speaker 1: I get what she's saying. It's wild to me, though,
Speaker 1: I feel like that would make your neck lay on
Speaker 1: the couch right now, and do it without on your stomach.
Speaker 1: I've slept. You do this all the time, dude, I
Speaker 1: guess I'm here. Hold on, no, no, no, no, no.
Speaker 1: Put your head to the side. Put your head all
Speaker 1: the way to hand underneath your thing. Oh sorry, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna bring you. Sorry, I was doing the light. There
Speaker 1: you go. I would honestly think I died. Your hand
Speaker 1: is your head is still being propped up by the pillow.
Speaker 1: So put it all the way from no. No, no pillow, due,
Speaker 1: no pillow, no pillow, no pillow. Take it away. No,
Speaker 1: she does that, she said, she does. Try it my way.
Speaker 1: No pillow, no hand. Yeah, there we go. I mean
Speaker 1: that's not terrible. Yeah, it's pretty nice. I mean I
Speaker 1: know some people that do two pillows. Yeah, I'm I'm
Speaker 1: a no pillow goal. Let's get to the news first.
Speaker 1: What's your nay? Monday? It's Monday, folks. You know what
Speaker 1: that means. It's Monday. All the swells, all that stuff. Boy,
Speaker 1: we're having them down here. I think we're getting to
Speaker 1: tan if you ask me. Uh mind sluffing off big
Speaker 1: time today, I've got like it looks like I have
Speaker 1: vittle lego my arm my spray tan is calming off. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's but i've it's. Someone said to me the day
Speaker 1: one of our best seas retched me and said, Niki,
Speaker 1: I love you, no offense, but you look like a carrot.
Speaker 1: And I was like, mission accomplished. I love looking I'd
Speaker 1: rather be bright orange in that photo with the llama.
Speaker 1: But there's a difference between oh yeah, sorry, excuse me,
Speaker 1: yeah the tall a llama. Um, the camel was with
Speaker 1: a llama, so umma, the the uh? They said you
Speaker 1: look orange, but that's like for video, not for picture.
Speaker 1: Could you look more orange on a on a photo
Speaker 1: than you would have turned up the saturation on that photo,
Speaker 1: I was like editing it, so I amped up the
Speaker 1: saturation so it definitely looked more orange than I am.
Speaker 1: But I definitely look orange. I don't care. I really
Speaker 1: don't care it to be I don't. I don't that
Speaker 1: that that um insult doesn't bother me, and I it
Speaker 1: makes me feel better than being pale. I hate being pale,
Speaker 1: it really, I just I really hate my natural skin tone.
Speaker 1: I just don't look good and um so, at least
Speaker 1: orange is better than pale, so I'll take it. Why
Speaker 1: do I feel like Trump said this on one day.
Speaker 1: I'm not going to apologize for alright. So Build a
Speaker 1: Bear releases a line of adult bears for a collection
Speaker 1: called After Dark, which includes bears drinking wine and wearing
Speaker 1: a little more than boxers. What a little more shouldn't
Speaker 1: be less? Oh yeah, probably less? I don't know. The
Speaker 1: After Dark collection requires visitors to its website to ensure
Speaker 1: their eight This is so creepy. Eighteen years older older
Speaker 1: before they access to site. You could go to war
Speaker 1: and you can suck a bear. When the cursor hovers
Speaker 1: over a bear on the website, uh, the outfit disappears,
Speaker 1: revealing a regular teddy bear with no clothing. Bears have
Speaker 1: like holes that you can fuck or something. The bears
Speaker 1: don't appear to cross the line into a vertly raw sheet.
Speaker 1: They're just holding wine and they're dressed in nothing but boxers.
Speaker 1: But aren't they Bears usually naked, so you're adding clothes,
Speaker 1: so god, they must be really struggling. Oh yeah, you
Speaker 1: know what I mean. Like there must be something like
Speaker 1: because I remember when Build a Bear was such a
Speaker 1: fun novelty where you could just get this carcass and
Speaker 1: you get to stuff it with stuff, and then you
Speaker 1: get to record a little message and put it inside it,
Speaker 1: and you get to kiss this little heart that you
Speaker 1: put inside the bear. Do you ever make a build
Speaker 1: a bear? It's really fun like that, you know, like
Speaker 1: you're touching everything. You're in it with a lot of people,
Speaker 1: isn't it. There was always a line yet. I think
Speaker 1: they probably lost some of the magic before COVID, but
Speaker 1: it was probably in like nine where build a Bear
Speaker 1: really became like this huge thing that was I loved it.
Speaker 1: I thought it was really cool and I was way
Speaker 1: it was in ninth grade when I think they were
Speaker 1: coming out, but I still was like, I want to
Speaker 1: make one, like it's just cool. No. I mean I
Speaker 1: was never someone that had bears. I always girls that yeah,
Speaker 1: kettle bell bear. I always wanted to it was, yeah,
Speaker 1: I would put sand in them. Um, I never was.
Speaker 1: Did you ever have like a banky or like a bait,
Speaker 1: like a stuffed animal that was like yours? I always
Speaker 1: wanted like a velveteen rabbit that was like my widow
Speaker 1: thing that I carried around and sucked on its ear
Speaker 1: like you know, it soothed me. No, that's the little
Speaker 1: first thing I've ever had that means that much to me,
Speaker 1: and I like start hyperventilating if I think I lost it.
Speaker 1: Did you have a teddy know anything? She didn't had
Speaker 1: a little nightgown. You have a little like a K
Speaker 1: forty seven. In Israel, I had this like orange dog,
Speaker 1: like a little skinny orange dog. And I don't know
Speaker 1: what happened to it. Wow, she grew up and became
Speaker 1: a comedian. I got called an orange dog the other
Speaker 1: day a lot Ye you only looked orange next to
Speaker 1: the camble. Yeah, you had a jet ski a stuff
Speaker 1: jet skis No. I'm just saying like things I had
Speaker 1: in my out of that I don't know how they like.
Speaker 1: I've always still with my girlfriends that had like their
Speaker 1: blank ease from childhood that like Cherson had a burnt
Speaker 1: all that she called it Burnal. It's such a cute name.
Speaker 1: And like I just like Poppy carries around these little
Speaker 1: baby dolls and I just never cared about anything that
Speaker 1: much and I wish I would have. Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 1: It's like I just like a date a girl and
Speaker 1: she's like twenty two and she still has her stuffed
Speaker 1: animal and has like one eye. You're just like kind
Speaker 1: of like that. I mean if she's like still like
Speaker 1: sucking on it and stuff and like do it. You know,
Speaker 1: that's what girls used to do. Like people used to
Speaker 1: like take the little ear and like rub it on
Speaker 1: their nose for like comfort, you know, like little kids
Speaker 1: do that to feel like soothed. I sucked on a
Speaker 1: lot of things that, you know, like my thumb and
Speaker 1: then my shirt. You are a thumb sucker, I think so.
Speaker 1: I think that's what happened to my teeth. I hope, yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean that's It's just just a soothing mechanism. Oh
Speaker 1: my god, I have such a funny story for you
Speaker 1: that I never told you. What Aggie, Uh, your nephew.
Speaker 1: My yeah, my Aggie, God, that really gross me out.
Speaker 1: Might build Oh my god. Uh, you guys see this
Speaker 1: photo by the way, I just goes But anyways, my brother,
Speaker 1: here's a door slam and then a scream from the
Speaker 1: other room. He goes over there in Aggie, this is Sunday,
Speaker 1: and I would do like yesterday, he tied the string
Speaker 1: on the wrong Oh, how do you have a tire
Speaker 1: string to a tube? That's really hard to do. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't know how he used to do that. I'm like,
Speaker 1: that's just something little rascals. I don't know if the
Speaker 1: tooth moler yeah, yeah, he tied into his new permanent
Speaker 1: like big. Oh my god, it's so funny. Would have
Speaker 1: tied it to your penis to like stretch it out?
Speaker 1: You know, I could see that you're doing that. That's
Speaker 1: so cute. The fairy gonna come, Danny, Oh, did you
Speaker 1: have the tooth fairy come? Yeah? But he he was
Speaker 1: pretty cheap. Yeah. Yeah, and we forget a lot of times.
Speaker 1: Well I thought they would come when I was seven. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you still isn't teeth. Apparently the tooth fairy just asked
Speaker 1: for money back when Oh my god, did you have
Speaker 1: a tooth fairy? Wet dollars three buck tooth? Yeah, something
Speaker 1: like that. That was always allowance, you know, as kids,
Speaker 1: and we just go up to seven eleven and buy
Speaker 1: candy to get another tooth outlay Adams Family pinball game
Speaker 1: that was at the seven eleven. God, that was so fun. No,
Speaker 1: did you have a tooth fairy? Uh? I don't think
Speaker 1: my parents knew that. In American culture, it is such
Speaker 1: a dumb thing. I mean, to put your tooth under
Speaker 1: your well, you guys didn't have and the parents have
Speaker 1: to creep in your bedroom. It just sounds like something
Speaker 1: a molester would make up so that they have a
Speaker 1: reason to like sneak into a child's bed. So they
Speaker 1: were just It was probably started by a pedophile that
Speaker 1: was got caught and he was like uh and someone
Speaker 1: was like, what are you doing, Jim, And he's like, um, money, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm just uh. You know how he lost his tooth
Speaker 1: last night? There's this thing I heard about where you
Speaker 1: leave money and that's why my hand is in his mouth. Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but that kid didn't lose his tooth. Oh no, now
Speaker 1: he did, and he just punched him in the face. Um.
Speaker 1: A Las Vegas based airline offers private forty five minute
Speaker 1: flights for its passengers to join the Mile High Club.
Speaker 1: So for n you can join the Mile High Club.
Speaker 1: Flight comes complete with a wireless sound and light system,
Speaker 1: red SAT and sheets, sex position pillows and cushions, and
Speaker 1: a whole custom made foam matchers. Wait, so you can
Speaker 1: pay just under a thousand dollars and you can go up.
Speaker 1: And is it like a private jet or just a
Speaker 1: private So is it like a nice jet or is
Speaker 1: it like one of those little like ones where they
Speaker 1: you know, skywrite and ship like that, like you know,
Speaker 1: like a single engine like, Oh, I would assume it's
Speaker 1: somewhat decent. I mean, that's not that much money, though,
Speaker 1: I feel like, just go up and foursomes and a
Speaker 1: few swingers members of swingers. I would do that. That
Speaker 1: sounds like just a funny thing to say that, you did,
Speaker 1: how many couples go up there at a time, like
Speaker 1: and then it's probably just one sex act. However many
Speaker 1: people up to a certain number that you want, you
Speaker 1: know what I mean? It could just be you. You
Speaker 1: could just go there, masturbait up there that cowl your
Speaker 1: adult build a bear god. Putting wine with anything is
Speaker 1: so I just can't even take it. Idiot in marketing,
Speaker 1: we are going to make bears that hold wine, and
Speaker 1: then it's going to be adult in there. And and
Speaker 1: the thing is it probably worked. There's probably like wine
Speaker 1: culture is so has a shirt that says rose over
Speaker 1: roses handle it. I got the Kush shirt yesterday in
Speaker 1: Cabo Wabbo down at like the where all the cruise
Speaker 1: ships let up in Cabo went shopping yesterday, and I
Speaker 1: want to show you guys the shirt I got so
Speaker 1: I'll talk to Noah while we're doing this. Um, I
Speaker 1: don't know, I feel like the mile High Club, though
Speaker 1: it's not the You're not the myle High Club unless
Speaker 1: you do it on a regular flight in the bathroom,
Speaker 1: Like I think that's bullshit. I think Painted Grand or
Speaker 1: Denver huh yeah yeah, I just go on top of
Speaker 1: a mountain, yeah yeah. Or Denver is just a mile
Speaker 1: high city, so anywhere in Denver. Um I would do this.
Speaker 1: I mean it's something that rich people can. I'm just like,
Speaker 1: it's like a novelty thing to say, yeah, I sucked
Speaker 1: in the sky. I mean, it's just have you ever
Speaker 1: done a funny thing sexual on a plane? No? I
Speaker 1: mean I was. I think like I was getting up
Speaker 1: to go to the bathroom and Christmas in the middle seat,
Speaker 1: and I just like I did like a fake lap
Speaker 1: dance of like oh, and then I pretended I go
Speaker 1: sorry sorry, like you know, and then I just did
Speaker 1: a bit where it was just like okay, uh, anyone
Speaker 1: who saw that would be like, what was that girl doing?
Speaker 1: And then I pretended like he was just the guy
Speaker 1: sitting next to me randomly. But no, I would never
Speaker 1: do I would never do. I don't like, as someone
Speaker 1: who obviously is very open talking about sex in my
Speaker 1: sex life, I don't want anyone to have to see
Speaker 1: it that doesn't want to, and so I would never
Speaker 1: I would never do that on a plane. But I
Speaker 1: you know, I've I've put it out there of like, hey,
Speaker 1: if you want to try to meet me in the bathroom,
Speaker 1: but you can't, Like when you go to the bathroom
Speaker 1: other people, there's people always back there, they're always watching.
Speaker 1: There's no way to come out of there. Yeah, there's
Speaker 1: it's more like you're horny and you're like, I just
Speaker 1: can't wait to do this. It's just because you want
Speaker 1: the story of it, you know. But I've heard of
Speaker 1: a lot of people like giving hand jobs on planes
Speaker 1: and like under a blanket or just doing kind of
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that one guy that was on your radio show,
Speaker 1: Daniel Sloss m him like didn't she blow him? Oh no,
Speaker 1: she jerked him off, yeah, Daniel Slaus, Yeah, the random stranger.
Speaker 1: It sounds like a Sloss would be a hand job
Speaker 1: on a plane. It's called a slow hand job. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Oh god, um no, have you ever done anyth naughty
Speaker 1: on a plane? Yeah? J on on Lane, what did
Speaker 1: you do I've hand job under a blanket in the
Speaker 1: blanket and then the blanket on the floor. I feel
Speaker 1: so bad about it now. But the when we were
Speaker 1: young and wild or was this tell me this was
Speaker 1: last week? It was tell me with Spirit Airlines to
Speaker 1: jerk him on? Where where are we going? I don't
Speaker 1: even remember. I mean I obviously remember who it was with,
Speaker 1: But it was like in my twenties over I got
Speaker 1: a snake on a plane? Alright, oh my god? Wait
Speaker 1: so wait, so how did it start to be so
Speaker 1: scared I get would get caught any kind of public thing?
Speaker 1: Were you scared to get caught? Or was it so like? Yes,
Speaker 1: I was, but um, because it was under a blanket.
Speaker 1: There was no one like in the third seat next
Speaker 1: to us, and it was just like after they gave
Speaker 1: drinks and stuff, there was no one coming down the aisle.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah yeah. What time was this? Uh? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I mean I think that the cabin was kind of dark.
Speaker 1: It was not all it up. It was a it
Speaker 1: was a red eye. Damn it. I thought you were
Speaker 1: asking me, not Andrew. I wish I didn't. I love
Speaker 1: that you answered, yes, I have, Andrew, have you though
Speaker 1: I flew with Noah once. Did you ever? Did you
Speaker 1: ever jerk off on a plane? No, I'm just kidding.
Speaker 1: I think I've jerked off on a plane in the bathroom. Wow. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't know. You just needed to so badly, Huh.
Speaker 1: I can't remember a time that I did it, but
Speaker 1: I think it did happen. Yeah. I had your golf
Speaker 1: on the school bust at one time. Oh, in the back,
Speaker 1: which is a you know, the plane on land I guess. Yeah,
Speaker 1: when I was alone in the last stop, when I
Speaker 1: was like in like fifth grade or maybe was just
Speaker 1: obsessed with jerking off at that point in your life
Speaker 1: and not a bus driver. Had really nice eyes and
Speaker 1: I could stare in the mirror. You had baby blues.
Speaker 1: You had brown eyes that I loved. Okay, let me
Speaker 1: show you the shirt I got. I kind of love it.
Speaker 1: It says it's a Budweiser shirt and it says Budweiser
Speaker 1: and it has three girls with their butts. You know what.
Speaker 1: I love that. It's cool, right, and yeah, I love it.
Speaker 1: I don't know why it's not, but it's not because
Speaker 1: it's so. He says King of rears instead of King
Speaker 1: of beers, and says one fluid pint. Want wants your
Speaker 1: bush and said wants your bush, and it's want is
Speaker 1: w A and t apostrophe s wants your bush, which
Speaker 1: makes no sense, but wiser genuine it says this butts
Speaker 1: for you Cabo, San Lucas, Mexico. I wonder if they
Speaker 1: did bush like that, so you could do a bush
Speaker 1: beer joke there. But I guess, yeah, like this Bud's
Speaker 1: for you. I think it's what they usually say, what
Speaker 1: wants your bush? Bush wants your bush because it makes
Speaker 1: no sense. The bush, I think, is like the name
Speaker 1: of the company that owns Budweiser. Yeah something but wants
Speaker 1: with W, A, N, T apostrophees. It's obviously like a
Speaker 1: this is a Spanish speaking person made this wants like
Speaker 1: the person wants your bush. It's wants your bush, not
Speaker 1: your your bush. It's wants your bush. Like smut mackenzie
Speaker 1: could be a good because like a like a dog
Speaker 1: that people don't know spud Mackenzie at all, even barely.
Speaker 1: I know that reference. Carla has a joke about beer
Speaker 1: stuff and she couldn't even reference smud mackenzie because insins
Speaker 1: were like what she had to do, like the frogs
Speaker 1: because it's just like things change. What I love about
Speaker 1: a shirt like that too. It's like someone thought of like,
Speaker 1: but why is there? And they're like, but wise there.
Speaker 1: I just feel like, wait, I gotta go make two.
Speaker 1: By the way, there were not two hundred of these.
Speaker 1: There was only one that was hanging up and they
Speaker 1: had to take it down from the display. So it
Speaker 1: has this faded quality to it because it's been up
Speaker 1: in the sun for like months. Has this really cool?
Speaker 1: I love? I'm so glad that there wasn't one that
Speaker 1: was like fresh in the back. So either they're on
Speaker 1: high demand or that sat there for nine years. Yeah, Okay,
Speaker 1: let's go. Let's go to break and come back with
Speaker 1: why do I care? Why do I care? Andrew? Why
Speaker 1: do I care? Okay, Haley Baldwin, Oh I care? Like
Speaker 1: the glaze donut look will be the biggest beauty trend
Speaker 1: in find yourself a moisturizer that helps you look like
Speaker 1: a glaze donut. This is dewey. It's us to look wet.
Speaker 1: Let's see. Oh yeah, to look that even took her
Speaker 1: Instagram recently to give her fans the heads up glazed
Speaker 1: doughnuts skin all, Oh my god, Okay, yeah, she says,
Speaker 1: tell a friend glaze donut. It's like, yeah, it's just
Speaker 1: that dewey look again that we all know about. That's
Speaker 1: how she included that's funny. I like that her bottom
Speaker 1: teeth are a little crooked in that one photo. She's
Speaker 1: so pretty, really thin line between glossy and greasy, like yeah,
Speaker 1: or oily like it used to in the eighties, being
Speaker 1: oily with like the number one worst thing, and now
Speaker 1: there is no difference. If you look wet, you look oily.
Speaker 1: But I like that look. When people go, Nikki, you
Speaker 1: you gotta like you look like shiny, I go, yes,
Speaker 1: I like shiny. You know what I want the peeling
Speaker 1: croissane and it's just like real dry skin. Yeah, it's
Speaker 1: She's like this crackly flaky cronut is cronutsk is so
Speaker 1: it dry flaky crown nut. It's so cool right now.
Speaker 1: It looks good. It makes me want a doughnut like
Speaker 1: it makes it makes me hungry. My mouth is watering too. Yeah. God,
Speaker 1: I haven't had a donut probably for twenty years. They
Speaker 1: make me feel like such ship. But goddamn do I
Speaker 1: love like a glow nut, which is like a vegan
Speaker 1: doughnut that I found. They were like six dollars in
Speaker 1: these little like protein vegan donuts, And that was the
Speaker 1: closest thing I've had to a donut. And it was
Speaker 1: called a glow nut weird weirdly enough, like an l
Speaker 1: a boutique. Yeah, it's pretty good, but not worth it. Donuts.
Speaker 1: What's your favorite donut growing up? This would be chocolate
Speaker 1: long John What is that from Dunkin Donuts? It's like,
Speaker 1: you know, it's in the shape of a long cream
Speaker 1: in the middle, Like no, no, no, no, I wouldn't
Speaker 1: even have cream, but I do, like I wouldn't now
Speaker 1: I would like a cream donut, But back then I
Speaker 1: just liked the chocolate I sing on top and it's
Speaker 1: long and it does it. It's very it's very warm
Speaker 1: and like not I hate don't. I don't understand people
Speaker 1: who like donuts that are like hard, Like why you
Speaker 1: would like sometimes when people get a mixed box of donuts. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I sometimes I don't eat donuts, but I like to go.
Speaker 1: Why would you ever choose this one? You know, the
Speaker 1: ones that are like almost yes, why would you choose
Speaker 1: a chocky one over this one that is so that
Speaker 1: has like strawberry cream in it, or is like has
Speaker 1: is soft. Same with cookies when people my dad likes
Speaker 1: famous amos that are just like why would you like that?
Speaker 1: Over chips white? Like we were going over those chips
Speaker 1: the other day, and I like the soft sweet potato
Speaker 1: chip inside to tear a blues or whatever, and you
Speaker 1: like the crunch I like, but you know what, I
Speaker 1: would like a crunch with a creamy dip. I'm all
Speaker 1: in that consistency. But no, are you someone that would
Speaker 1: choose one of those weird crowlers that are like chocky?
Speaker 1: Do you remember the Curb Your Enthusiasm episode with the
Speaker 1: scone and Larry was so upset that the scone was
Speaker 1: so dry and she should be soft? Stones are dry,
Speaker 1: muffins are soft? Yeah? All for dry uh baked goods.
Speaker 1: What about cookies are you going for? You want like
Speaker 1: a crispy like crunchy or do you like a cookies
Speaker 1: is a little complicated? I like a really just like
Speaker 1: edges crunchy middle soft? Yeah? What about a brownie? Are
Speaker 1: you going for like the middle piece or like an edge? Really?
Speaker 1: What about you're definitely an inside? I want everything gooey
Speaker 1: and almost like still battery. I do like that too, though,
Speaker 1: I like both. I like I'm on you like I
Speaker 1: like a battered soft woman, you know, yes, but I
Speaker 1: know I like a I like a crunch and I
Speaker 1: like a softness to back joke, battered women sounds delicious. Um. Yeah,
Speaker 1: If I go to a donut place, I get one glaze,
Speaker 1: just old school glazed Boston cream because that's like kind
Speaker 1: of that's like almost the dessert of the Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 1: And those are the two. Those are the two staple
Speaker 1: that I'll get. And then I'll get a glaze with
Speaker 1: the with the chocolate cream. Can I talk to you
Speaker 1: about like guilt after eating those, Like if I ate
Speaker 1: a donut like I only ate donuts disorders because a
Speaker 1: donut hole is would not be It would still make
Speaker 1: me feel guilty. It would make me feel like I
Speaker 1: just ate this thing that like the rest of my
Speaker 1: day is ruined and I should just I have to
Speaker 1: like not eat the rest of the day. Like I
Speaker 1: still have that mentality of like I can't enjoy my
Speaker 1: life after I've eaten something so like bad or I
Speaker 1: have to like now I have to go work out
Speaker 1: or something. And so I think that as much as
Speaker 1: I I just know now like those things will trigger
Speaker 1: me to do weird things with food, so I just
Speaker 1: avoid them, and which maybe that's eating disorder, e just
Speaker 1: to avoid those. I don't think you're alone there. There's
Speaker 1: something about starting your day with a thousand calories where
Speaker 1: you're like, wow, okay, what then am I I'm done?
Speaker 1: I would rather say if I'm going to eat a donut,
Speaker 1: I would I would like to have it at the
Speaker 1: end of my day, I really, because then it's like, Okay,
Speaker 1: I would have done already today. I've had enough activity.
Speaker 1: My body is about and I know you're not supposed
Speaker 1: to eat highly CLOrk things before you nap, but like,
Speaker 1: I don't mind. I really can't sleep if I'm hungry.
Speaker 1: I need to feel like really satiated. But joke or
Speaker 1: non where he takes a bath in the morning, he's like,
Speaker 1: I start my day with the most indulgent, relaxing thing,
Speaker 1: And that's how I kind of feel about like calorie Like,
Speaker 1: but you know what, you should have more calories in
Speaker 1: the morning. I mean, I eat six calories breakfast at
Speaker 1: least it. And I never used to do that, you know,
Speaker 1: Like I always just thought like you just starve all
Speaker 1: day and then you get to roared yourself later. But
Speaker 1: doing it, I do it with like oatmeal and hearty
Speaker 1: things that like fill you up. A doughnut is just
Speaker 1: candy to me. But that doesn't mean that my mouth
Speaker 1: isn't watering right now. And I am missing out on
Speaker 1: a lot by not indulging in donuts. And I say,
Speaker 1: people eat donuts and they aren't, like they're like they're
Speaker 1: still happy people. I just can't because you're a very
Speaker 1: aware person. You're extremely like intelligent and stuff, and you
Speaker 1: know why these feelings happen, and it happens to me too.
Speaker 1: But it's like you eat the doughnut and you know
Speaker 1: it's not that big of a deal, Like it really
Speaker 1: isn't like really when you break it down, like it's
Speaker 1: not like you could you could get rid of these
Speaker 1: calories easy, like you could be easy on yourself. And
Speaker 1: you know this. But you can just know that it
Speaker 1: makes me uncomfortable in my body. It makes me it
Speaker 1: makes me start having obsessive thoughts. That's the thing. Is
Speaker 1: like I know that I get crazy when I eat
Speaker 1: those things, and so I just rather not eat them
Speaker 1: because it's not worth It's almost like drinking, Like I
Speaker 1: could probably have one drink, but it's gonna change the
Speaker 1: way my brain works to have that kind of substance
Speaker 1: in me. So you're working on a set where like
Speaker 1: I look at your outfit sometimes like hanging just hanging up,
Speaker 1: and I get like a little like I feel like, God,
Speaker 1: if I had to fit into pounds heavier than I
Speaker 1: was last f Boy Island, I'm wearing all the same
Speaker 1: size clothing. Yeah, for the last Perfect Strangers we shot,
Speaker 1: and I'm having to wear all the same size clothing,
Speaker 1: Like my size did not go up with my but
Speaker 1: so I just have more like things that show up
Speaker 1: under like I'm not wearing shapewear, so like you know,
Speaker 1: if the if the silky thing that I'm wearing like
Speaker 1: touches my stomach, you can see like there's like I
Speaker 1: can have like a roll or something, and I have
Speaker 1: to stand so much straighter and all these things, Oh
Speaker 1: my god, my body and silk would look hilarious. It
Speaker 1: would look ridiculous. It would look like a pair like
Speaker 1: being strangled. It just like that, Like I'm not trying.
Speaker 1: The best thing is though, knowing that I have been
Speaker 1: thinner before these same outfits I've done literally nothing to
Speaker 1: change that except just like if I'm happy, then I
Speaker 1: don't give a funk what my body looks like can
Speaker 1: be honest, like with something, you look healthier at this
Speaker 1: whatever it is, weight is And it's not even about
Speaker 1: like if I look healthy. I don't look at the
Speaker 1: scale like I think, like your skin looks like you
Speaker 1: look great? Yes, yeah, so it's like it's not like
Speaker 1: fucking it's just a way. Then it's just like that's
Speaker 1: not even a part of it, you know what. I
Speaker 1: know that done, but it's like, but there, it's just
Speaker 1: sometimes healthy doesn't look the way that it doesn't. Sometimes
Speaker 1: healthy on camera looks yeah, I mean you you Everyone
Speaker 1: does not understand when you see celebrities that you see
Speaker 1: on camera and you see them in real life, they're
Speaker 1: always smaller because the camera does add and it's just
Speaker 1: it's but I don't I really don't give a funk.
Speaker 1: I'm not on this show to be hot, even though
Speaker 1: I do feel that way sometimes. So it's good And
Speaker 1: and speaking of you saying that I'm healthy, let's go
Speaker 1: into Top one Bottom one because it takes us perfectly
Speaker 1: into the topic of today's Top one Bottom one. You
Speaker 1: literally were reading my mind. Uh. The category for top
Speaker 1: one bottom one today is compliments. Yeah, what's the best
Speaker 1: kind of compliment you can get? And the worst compliment
Speaker 1: I'm not even joking you. My bottom complement is going
Speaker 1: to be you look healthy, because I don't say that.
Speaker 1: That's such a bad way of thinking. Well, it's hard
Speaker 1: to come up with a compliment that is not good.
Speaker 1: But to me, healthy just means we're so glad you
Speaker 1: gained weight. That's what it means to me, because every
Speaker 1: time I've heard Nikki need to get you back to
Speaker 1: a healthy weight, Like in my life, it's always been
Speaker 1: about gaining weight, and it means you've gained weight and
Speaker 1: we're all more comfortable around you because before you were
Speaker 1: so thin and we were all kind of like But
Speaker 1: that's such a negative way to look at it. I mean,
Speaker 1: we're it's more like, oh, we love you and this
Speaker 1: is great. Well, but I hear the way girls talk
Speaker 1: about girls that are skinny, and they go, oh my god,
Speaker 1: how does she even stand up? Like they always make
Speaker 1: it about them being unhealthy so that they can change
Speaker 1: the It's the same thing that people do about fat people.
Speaker 1: They go, they're unhealthy and were more worried about her health. No,
Speaker 1: you're not. You're fucking shut up. You don't give a
Speaker 1: funk about anyone's health. You're worried about them. And and
Speaker 1: this isn't for everyone, but it's for those caddie bitches
Speaker 1: that pretend that they don't want to be fat because
Speaker 1: they go, you know, fat is fine for other people,
Speaker 1: but for me, I don't want to be fat because
Speaker 1: I care about my health. No, just like I said
Speaker 1: about skin cancer versus aging, I care about the aging
Speaker 1: part of the sun more than the skin cancer. And
Speaker 1: when people say that about shut up about And then
Speaker 1: when people are elis of you being too thin, they
Speaker 1: have to make it about your health that they're concerned
Speaker 1: about it. And in some cases that is the truth.
Speaker 1: I'm not saying it's not always that truth. But I
Speaker 1: think a lot of times this whole thing of like,
Speaker 1: I know, but then I guess if they don't say anything,
Speaker 1: then you're like, how could you not say anything? I
Speaker 1: was right there on the writing was on the wall,
Speaker 1: like yeah, but I'm saying but yeah, But that's different
Speaker 1: when it's someone who's actually dealing with a health issue
Speaker 1: versus someone who's just a little bit more thin than
Speaker 1: you are and you're jealous and so you're like how
Speaker 1: does she even stand up? And like I just have
Speaker 1: I get I get comments sometimes from women who are
Speaker 1: obsessed with their bodies, and they'll say things like oh,
Speaker 1: you know, like um, well you're well you're so tiny
Speaker 1: that they'll just make comments about like being thin and
Speaker 1: I'm not trying to be like woe is me, I'm
Speaker 1: so thin people making the comments, but they I've done
Speaker 1: it before. Two of like, well, you need help with
Speaker 1: that bad because you're you have like no no fat
Speaker 1: on you, or you're probably cold because you have no
Speaker 1: fat on you, or just saying ship like that just
Speaker 1: to make myself feel better that I have fat on you,
Speaker 1: because I don't even want to look like you even
Speaker 1: though I'm dying too deep down and I need to
Speaker 1: make it negative. It's funny you say that because like
Speaker 1: we posted that photo of us here on Perfect Stranger
Speaker 1: set and uh, I'm I'm standing on the step, so
Speaker 1: I look really like tall for once, like you know,
Speaker 1: and you look really tiny because I'm on the step.
Speaker 1: So so many of the comments like I've never seen
Speaker 1: you look tinier, or like Andrew, You're not that fucking
Speaker 1: tall like people just I didn't read any of the comments,
Speaker 1: but yeah, I haven't looked tinier, but it was all
Speaker 1: dimensions and I'm holding tiny little coke, so I just
Speaker 1: like I looked a little futian. But that is I honestly,
Speaker 1: that is not. Someone asked me the other day what
Speaker 1: my weight was because they're like, my boyfriend and I
Speaker 1: are are disagreeing. He thinks you're this. I think you're this,
Speaker 1: and I was like, I'll tell you I'm a buck
Speaker 1: forty and she goes, WHOA, Okay, I was right. My
Speaker 1: boyfriend that you were withainn we like, and I go.
Speaker 1: Boys don't know weights. They truly don't know. They always
Speaker 1: think like they would probably guess that I'm one ten
Speaker 1: or something because men don't. And I don't understand men's weights.
Speaker 1: I could never understand, like, I don't know when people
Speaker 1: are guys are like I'm this, I'm like Jesus Christ,
Speaker 1: that's a lot. But that doesn't because it's like guys
Speaker 1: you think like you know a lot of times, you know,
Speaker 1: girls will be like God, she's she doesn't look like dad,
Speaker 1: or she's not she's't you know, her her body is
Speaker 1: not you know whatever. But guys are like, if you
Speaker 1: look taller as a guy and you're not tall, they
Speaker 1: lose their fund. They don't like it. They don't like it. Okay,
Speaker 1: so let's get into top one bottom one compliments. What's
Speaker 1: your least favorite complimenting. My least favorite compliment is adding
Speaker 1: actually to any compliment. So you start the sentence with, actually,
Speaker 1: I thought you're actually really funny. You're actually really funny,
Speaker 1: You're actually better than I thought you're actually, So it's
Speaker 1: kind of like just so self like congratulatory words yourself
Speaker 1: of being like I expected you to be worse because
Speaker 1: my standards are so fucking high that you actually like
Speaker 1: almost like god. And it's just saying like I didn't
Speaker 1: think you were before. That's not saying yeah, I was
Speaker 1: expecting you to suck. It's like, thanks, dude, appreciate it.
Speaker 1: I get it. I get I usually don't like female comics.
Speaker 1: But blah blah blah that have any kind of caveat
Speaker 1: with a compliment is not a compliment. No, it's a
Speaker 1: it's a you're patting yourself on the back that you're yeah,
Speaker 1: you're more intelligent, but you won me over. But I
Speaker 1: usually don't like this kind of humor. I'm telling you, listen,
Speaker 1: we all have made this mistake out there and you've
Speaker 1: said something to like to that in our d M.
Speaker 1: You're not a bad person. We all kind of do it,
Speaker 1: and you're actually a good person. Yeah, you're better than
Speaker 1: most people. You're actually, despite being a total idiot the
Speaker 1: way you compliment people, you're actually like better than we
Speaker 1: thought you were. Um um, what's your least favorite compliment? Okay,
Speaker 1: so this happens to me recently, and it's so annoying
Speaker 1: when someone compliments and they say, like, for example, book,
Speaker 1: the one that I got was, oh, I really like
Speaker 1: your hair better than this way. Yes, it's just any
Speaker 1: inference that before was I didn't like it. It's just
Speaker 1: say you like my hair, right, and especially when my
Speaker 1: hair was different, I got a compliment from this person too,
Speaker 1: It's like, did you lie to me? Yep? What did that?
Speaker 1: That really hurts, But it's just the nice thing. Again,
Speaker 1: It's just that people don't even realize. Here's the thing.
Speaker 1: It's almost like apologies do not count if they have
Speaker 1: the word butt in them, and compliments don't count if
Speaker 1: you have to compare it to something, you know, like
Speaker 1: I don't like my at least favorite is you're funnier
Speaker 1: than this person. And because most of the time they're wrong,
Speaker 1: or they'll they'll insult one of my friends, but they're trying.
Speaker 1: They're thinking that I will really enjoy. And it's always
Speaker 1: another female comic. It's never a male comic ever, ever, ever,
Speaker 1: it's always a female comic. And um, yeah, it's it's
Speaker 1: just any kind of compliment that compares you. And then
Speaker 1: also you look healthy, Like I actually don't mind that
Speaker 1: compliment now, but yeah, healthy just makes me think that
Speaker 1: I can like survive the like people think that I'm
Speaker 1: gonna like I have a lot of fat storts to
Speaker 1: like support babies and survived like hibernation, and it just
Speaker 1: makes me think of like, we're so glad you're fat.
Speaker 1: That makes me think but it's I know, it's not
Speaker 1: that and now I actually want to look healthy. That
Speaker 1: was kind of like an old man that didn't like that.
Speaker 1: But that's a common thing that girls don't like to hear. Um,
Speaker 1: which is so stupid that we don't like to hear
Speaker 1: that we're healthy. What's your favorite kind of compliment? Um?
Speaker 1: Trying to think that's tough because I just like a
Speaker 1: compliment that's whatever, the opposite of someone saying actually, like
Speaker 1: where it doesn't feel patronizing, where it's just like you know,
Speaker 1: oh man, great job, like something simple, you know, but
Speaker 1: like specifically, I'm trying to get a compliment on anything
Speaker 1: you go to because I'm what would be your best
Speaker 1: compliment anything relating to Uh, I don't know. I guess
Speaker 1: like being thoughtful or something that has to do with
Speaker 1: like working and not my looks or appearance interesting, So
Speaker 1: like being like you're such you're so um, you're so
Speaker 1: good at your job, something that I would love that. Yes,
Speaker 1: well I could say that to you like you are.
Speaker 1: I mean, that's there's no question. That's like telling you
Speaker 1: look really hot when you do I don't like that
Speaker 1: your new hair looks so good when you put up
Speaker 1: that video. Do you know yours? I have mine? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I think I have mine. Now. I think it's when um,
Speaker 1: people people understand that I'm actually intelligent and like I
Speaker 1: feel you just said actual in your own Oh my
Speaker 1: god it maybe you like it when it's fine, okay, uh,
Speaker 1: you know, when people see that I'm intelligent and not
Speaker 1: that I'm just about your intelligence. Yeah, my intelligence is
Speaker 1: nice because I do rather that than a compliment about
Speaker 1: being attractive interesting, so you have less I think maybe
Speaker 1: I'm wrong, but I think we want compliments on things
Speaker 1: that we're it's more insecure about, right, So you're more
Speaker 1: insecure about being good at your job than you are
Speaker 1: about being attractive, or it's just not something you value
Speaker 1: as much. I think for me, it's just like the validation, yes,
Speaker 1: and like it just doesn't as important to you to
Speaker 1: be perceived Maybe it's not as important to be perceived
Speaker 1: as hot or I just full right, Like I just know,
Speaker 1: like I I'm not Cindy Crawford or her daughter, you know,
Speaker 1: like I just know that that's the truth of it.
Speaker 1: But like the quality of my work, Like that's where
Speaker 1: I find a lot of my validation. Yeah. I think
Speaker 1: it's a mixture of what we're insecure about but also
Speaker 1: what we we value. Yes, yeah, that's the good way
Speaker 1: of putting it. Yeah, And I think it's you know,
Speaker 1: it just comes with age where you kind of just
Speaker 1: like you understand your looks. Like I'm a short, chubby
Speaker 1: leave shriver and it's okay, but I have some leave
Speaker 1: in me, you know what I mean. I didn't leave
Speaker 1: at all. Yeah, he's leaving a little bit for you.
Speaker 1: He's leaving and I ate it. Um, Yeah, No, I
Speaker 1: just yeah, I think there's something to that. I think.
Speaker 1: I think I when I just feel seen where I
Speaker 1: like where I know I'm like either doing like some
Speaker 1: dry humor or I'm like and someone knows that you
Speaker 1: were like when you've seen me. It feels really good
Speaker 1: when I feel seen by you where you're like, oh,
Speaker 1: I get like you just may have done a like
Speaker 1: you might be playing a dumb character, but the dumb
Speaker 1: character you're choosing to play is there's a lot of
Speaker 1: genius behind it my dream. Yes, well I I know
Speaker 1: that a lot for you, like I. And there are
Speaker 1: times where I go, did you mean to do? Because
Speaker 1: sometimes you don't. Sometimes we all stumble into something. That's
Speaker 1: like when you named your dad's boat when you're a
Speaker 1: kid and you he's a blood doctor and so he
Speaker 1: was like, what about blood vessel and everyone was like
Speaker 1: that's brilliant, But he didn't know that vessel blood vessel boat.
Speaker 1: He was just naming blood things, so he didn't realize
Speaker 1: that he was a genius. But then there are other
Speaker 1: times where you play like you're just saying something dumb,
Speaker 1: but it's honestly, like really funny. Yeah, that's and and
Speaker 1: when you know, there's time where I'm just dumb. You know,
Speaker 1: I get that. But it's like there are times where
Speaker 1: it's like intentional, so intentional that I get so furious
Speaker 1: when people are like, dude, you didn't even get it,
Speaker 1: And it's like I made the joke, dude, Like the
Speaker 1: joke is the character needs to be someone who's dumb
Speaker 1: to even get that, to deliver that joke. Yeah, people
Speaker 1: are stupid. That's when other people just don't get it
Speaker 1: and they're stupid. But no, I I definitely think you're
Speaker 1: You're so intelligent it's insane. It's just like there are like, um,
Speaker 1: the I think the gaps And what was I doing?
Speaker 1: Oh no, no, no, I was. I was doing a
Speaker 1: crossword last night, and I was like, because Rob and
Speaker 1: I were talking about how smart you are, but like
Speaker 1: when it comes to like certain things you have, it's
Speaker 1: so funny that you don't know certain things. Crosswords for
Speaker 1: you would be a big issue because what was the
Speaker 1: crossword clue yesterday? Final thought that I go, I wonder
Speaker 1: if Andrew would know this? Yes, um, okay, I was
Speaker 1: wondering if you would know this uh word for letters
Speaker 1: words sung twice after qu e in quotes, words sung
Speaker 1: twice after uh than in quotes qu e words sung
Speaker 1: word sung twice after the word qu e. So it's
Speaker 1: probably a song and it starts with qu e as
Speaker 1: the first word, and then there's another word that comes
Speaker 1: twice like said twice after that word. It feels like
Speaker 1: a British thing. No, you know, don't even know what
Speaker 1: if I pronounce it k k blank blank is a word?
Speaker 1: Does it? Does anything ring a bell? If I go
Speaker 1: kay Sara Sarah, Yeah, okay, that's tough. And as also
Speaker 1: did this is funny? This was a crossroad clue that
Speaker 1: you literally I think that's what maybe is not the
Speaker 1: same thing I'm talking about, Like just there's a I
Speaker 1: don't know a lot of words. Yeah, yeah, exactly, that's okay,
Speaker 1: and that's okay, that's like that's your and I don't know,
Speaker 1: I literally couldn't explain how football works to you, Like
Speaker 1: I just don't know certain things, like but I'm good
Speaker 1: at memorizing words if needed. Now, this word came up
Speaker 1: in UM WORDLD the other days like this was one
Speaker 1: that people often start with ada and you had never
Speaker 1: heard of that? All right, I wouldn't know how to
Speaker 1: spend it. I think to bid idea, to bid idea, right,
Speaker 1: Like you're not even saying it right, you're saying, I
Speaker 1: do ide Can you try to spell it a D
Speaker 1: A D e au. I liked it. It's a d
Speaker 1: I eu e um. But yeah, that like those certain
Speaker 1: I think it's a difference between intelligence and um whatever
Speaker 1: you've started your brain. You're definitely very very intelligent, there's
Speaker 1: no question, but there's just like there's some things that
Speaker 1: you just missed out on it. Why what that is?
Speaker 1: I wonder if I'm just like it just doesn't I
Speaker 1: guess it's like football for you, Like it just doesn't
Speaker 1: intrigue you. But it will not go in my brain.
Speaker 1: It will not. It will not that there in fit
Speaker 1: yards and like converting that and like zones and like
Speaker 1: how are we so dune when we talk about something.
Speaker 1: I cannot begin to tell you what it means? And
Speaker 1: it it really irritates me that people are so good
Speaker 1: at it, like and and also um like world history
Speaker 1: and about like different um conflicts and uh, just it's
Speaker 1: there's too much and I just stopped paying attention, and
Speaker 1: I don't information, and like, I think we're really good
Speaker 1: with people, like understanding people and making observations like that's
Speaker 1: why we're obviously comedians and stuff. But yeah, just facts
Speaker 1: that we that really don't interest in us at all.
Speaker 1: Just yeah, and words interested me because I'm like, I
Speaker 1: what interests me is being well informed about certain things
Speaker 1: that I care about. Words. That's just something I care about.
Speaker 1: You don't care about it, and so it doesn't Yeah,
Speaker 1: and um, okay, So my favorite compliment is, uh, you're
Speaker 1: adorable cut. That's like the opposite of like it's like
Speaker 1: you're adorable to me. It makes me think little. It
Speaker 1: means like you're someone that you want to protect. That
Speaker 1: is like is your you're just you're like you're innocent, Yeah,
Speaker 1: you're innocent. You're sweet. No, just like oh you're so cute,
Speaker 1: like cute. Oh my god, It's like I would hate that.
Speaker 1: Oh it's my favorite And what do you think in
Speaker 1: your head? Because it means to me like someone who um,
Speaker 1: you think it's someone you cherish, like the way you
Speaker 1: cherish like like oh like whenever Chris is like you're
Speaker 1: you're adorable like or it's just like, Oh, you're just
Speaker 1: so cute the way you got excited about that. It's
Speaker 1: like it's seeing someone as like because I I get
Speaker 1: what you're saying, because for someone that you know hangs
Speaker 1: out with you a loud obviously, like I think most
Speaker 1: of the time you have to be tough off, you know,
Speaker 1: which is kind of the opposite of adorable in your
Speaker 1: job and your work getting ship done, so adorable harsh
Speaker 1: person I always come off as like but then when
Speaker 1: I see you do like you did that uh that
Speaker 1: um that thing with the guy where he breaks down
Speaker 1: Taylor Swift videos or whatever, and I saw like this
Speaker 1: like little girly like adorable side in you that is
Speaker 1: not often seen. Yes, yes, and I think you probably
Speaker 1: want to let that out more, but then it would
Speaker 1: be seen as it's like saying I'm sorry, you know.
Speaker 1: It just is that that when I feel and I
Speaker 1: feel like it just is irritating to people. And so
Speaker 1: when people like give acknowledge that as like, oh, we
Speaker 1: like that, it makes me feel like safe that I
Speaker 1: can be myself and like be excited about dumb stuff
Speaker 1: or just and that I'm not like I just feel
Speaker 1: like a lot of times being adorable and like being like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, it's so like just being like it
Speaker 1: makes you look like you're trying to get people's attention
Speaker 1: or trying to look adorable. So when I get the adorable,
Speaker 1: it makes me feel so good because I'm never trying
Speaker 1: to be adorable, and then it makes me feel like, oh,
Speaker 1: maybe I'm just really lovable. Like adorable equals lovable. It
Speaker 1: means like a baby that you want to protect and
Speaker 1: like cherish, and I think that's what I like. So
Speaker 1: that was an interesting to even think about that because
Speaker 1: I was like, oh, I probably would like to be
Speaker 1: called hot, and I'm like, no, I know, I am,
Speaker 1: I don't know. I'm adorable though, and adorable healthy. You
Speaker 1: can go throughout your whole life being adorable. You can
Speaker 1: be an adorable grandmother. You can be adorable gets you protection.
Speaker 1: It means people are going to protect you, because adorable
Speaker 1: means naive, innocent, weak in certain ways, kind of stupid,
Speaker 1: but like, ah, like not in a way that you're like, God,
Speaker 1: you would never be disgusted with something that's adorable. It's
Speaker 1: only cute and it's only something that makes you want
Speaker 1: to get closer to it. And I think I want
Speaker 1: people to feel that way about me, even though I'm
Speaker 1: like my girls like, you're so cute, and as a guy,
Speaker 1: you'd be like, I want to be a rot wild
Speaker 1: I remember, I don't want to be a puppy. I
Speaker 1: want to be a fucking rot. No. I love when
Speaker 1: boys are adorable. When a guy is cute, Oh that
Speaker 1: is the horny as I get. When they're just like like,
Speaker 1: it makes yeah. When they're just like we don't they
Speaker 1: don't babies like, it makes me so happy. They're so
Speaker 1: cute and they're That means they're not going to be mean.
Speaker 1: They're not going to be moody like babies don't get
Speaker 1: like mood you know, like they don't have egos. It
Speaker 1: means ego listeness a little bit. Okay, we gotta go.
Speaker 1: Thank you for listening to the podcast today. We will
Speaker 1: be back tomorrow with a new one. You know we'll
Speaker 1: be here. Kabo Wabo Buttweiser, don't be cut there and no, no,
Speaker 1: that didn't got but it does.