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Speaker 1: The Nikki Glazer podcast. Here's Nikki. Hello here, I am

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Speaker 1: happy Monday everyone. It's Nicki Glaser Podcasts. I'm here in

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Speaker 1: Mexico with Andrew Colin. No, it was in Arizona. We

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Speaker 1: are vulnerable today. Andrew was in a vulnerable state, just

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Speaker 1: like really feeling my emotions right now and perspective. We

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Speaker 1: just got very quiet and like I didn't know how

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Speaker 1: to use this computer today and it was very uh

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Speaker 1: and no one remarked, I've never Andrew seems very vulnerable

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Speaker 1: today anytime I show like we were working on this

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Speaker 1: show Perfect Strangers, and uh, I forgot something like a

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Speaker 1: computer or whatever, and someone's like, hey, can you bring

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Speaker 1: this in? I was like, yeah, I'm so sorry about that.

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Speaker 1: I just really I apologize for not, you know, bringing it,

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Speaker 1: and I know it's important to have it here, like

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Speaker 1: really sincere and I could see him going what the

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Speaker 1: fuck like, and I'm like, no, I'm just like I

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Speaker 1: do care. Like he said to me last night, he

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Speaker 1: was like, Andrew's a sweet boy. He was very upset

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Speaker 1: about not remembering his laptop. He's doing a really good job.

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Speaker 1: He was really really sad that he forgot his laptop.

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Speaker 1: And I was just like, dude, what's going on right now?

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Speaker 1: Like people just think of you as such a a

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Speaker 1: funny guy, yeah, and likes just so silly that. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: they forget that you take things seriously, which obviously I

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Speaker 1: know you do. You're never late, that is something about you.

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Speaker 1: You're never late. Ever. Yeah, I think I've only been

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Speaker 1: late one time in our whole friendship. Why, like why,

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Speaker 1: what how do you develop that? Yeah, Like it seems

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Speaker 1: like that would lateness seems no offense. It seems like

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Speaker 1: it would be something that would be a part of

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Speaker 1: you because you just kind of move slow. You're like,

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Speaker 1: but it just seems like it would fit your character

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Speaker 1: if someone knew everything else about you, And just like

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Speaker 1: the way you were being late seems like something that

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Speaker 1: think I think it's not me. I don't really care

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Speaker 1: about the other person's feelings are being early. I just

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Speaker 1: think I'm like, I hate confrontation, so anytime you're late,

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Speaker 1: it makes like a weird vibe in a room that

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Speaker 1: I just don't want to deal with, So I'd rather

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Speaker 1: just show up early. Yeah. Also I get a little bright, like,

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Speaker 1: like I just want to get it over with. That's

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Speaker 1: the thing I read about on these a D H

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Speaker 1: D like, um, subpred it's a lot is that a

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Speaker 1: meme that's like I have an appointment at four o'clock.

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Speaker 1: Ten a, Um, I can't do anything else today because

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Speaker 1: that appointment at four o'clock. That is not something that

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Speaker 1: I relate to at all. If I have something at four,

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Speaker 1: I'm like, oh great, I have six hours for me.

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Speaker 1: Six hours is what you can How you can drive

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Speaker 1: from St. Louis to Cincinnati because that was a common

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Speaker 1: trip that my parents look kind I'm like, that's like

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Speaker 1: such a long time. I can put like five things

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Speaker 1: have to be paralyzed until then. But that's it's so much.

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Speaker 1: I know, I know, so I think that's like you

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Speaker 1: don't think a fucking cow in the morning in the ming.

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Speaker 1: Uh yeah, I can't fucking sleep because I think I'll

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Speaker 1: be late and then I don't know who will be angry,

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Speaker 1: Like whatever, No, you don't like confrontation. I think it's

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Speaker 1: coming down to that, like if you don't want to

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Speaker 1: don't want to be criticized. Or the weird thing is

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Speaker 1: that people are late with me all the time and

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Speaker 1: I never give a fun right. It's that whole thing

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Speaker 1: of like we treat others and we don't expect others

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Speaker 1: will treat us the same way, or we don't give

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Speaker 1: ourselves the same leniency. Yeah, I don't. I think I

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Speaker 1: oh yeah, when people are running ten minutes late for me,

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Speaker 1: like that's that means on time in our world? Oh sorry,

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Speaker 1: I forgot to put the do not to serve. No,

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Speaker 1: thank you today, get Spanish? Nick, Okay, thank you so much.

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Speaker 1: Wow you learned a lot ye whoa there we go,

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Speaker 1: um upside down an exclamation point before I said all that.

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Speaker 1: Um um, yeah, I just think that we are you

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Speaker 1: chronically ten minutes late, seven minutes late person. But through

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Speaker 1: the time, that is also like a repetitive thing that

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Speaker 1: You're doing for seven minutes because I'm so used to

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Speaker 1: other people being late, and I know that seven minutes

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Speaker 1: It's literally I can get a nap in in seven minutes.

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Speaker 1: So for me to push everything seven minutes late, what

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Speaker 1: no one would go she was seven minutes late. When

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Speaker 1: you're going fifteen and beyond, that's when it gets annoying.

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Speaker 1: I mean you were telling a story. Yeah, like there

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Speaker 1: was someone that was like something recently, like five minutes late,

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Speaker 1: I mean, what is going on in that person's mind

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Speaker 1: while they're in the fucking uber? I mean, it would be,

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Speaker 1: it would be, it would drive me, man. But I

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Speaker 1: almost liked it because I was like, Oh, there's this

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Speaker 1: new thing though, where people are saying they won't say

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry. But we have a guy, a p A

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Speaker 1: our our first connection to like what's going on. So

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Speaker 1: he'll come to my dressing room and be like, hey,

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Speaker 1: Like he's our go to. He's so sweet. His name

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Speaker 1: and saying, hey, I just want to thank you so

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Speaker 1: much for your patients. Were like delayed a little bit today,

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Speaker 1: thank you so much for your patients. And the other

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Speaker 1: And he was like, yeah, how did you know that?

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Speaker 1: are like be like, oh wow, he's such a little

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Speaker 1: bit he says sorry. But I also I don't mind

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Speaker 1: just like, okay, Well, me saying sorry does not mean

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Speaker 1: I'm taking accountability. I'm sorry that happened to you. I'm

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Speaker 1: and it's just like, okay, so sorry for saying sorry.

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Speaker 1: And people say that something. I also feel like, you know,

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Speaker 1: in work like related like you never apologize and your

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Speaker 1: is such a beta thing to do. It's just like,

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Speaker 1: why why is being wrong so bad? It's because people

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Speaker 1: uses someone's I guess weak ok, weakness as a way

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Speaker 1: for them to Can you imagine Donald Trump ever saying

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I read the greatest thing Sam Harry. Like,

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Speaker 1: there's always sometimes on these Sam Harris uh the Sam

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Speaker 1: Harris subreddit, they'll go like, what was that one quote

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Speaker 1: he said about Trump? Once? Because he says beautiful, like

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Speaker 1: poetic diet tribes about what an awful person Trump is,

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Speaker 1: how every other person talks about Trump that we've all heard.

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Speaker 1: It's just like, there's one that I really liked. He says,

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Speaker 1: to my eye, he lacks nearly every virtue for which

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Speaker 1: and narcissism and pettiness and malice, real malice. This is

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Speaker 1: that so much. It's he said this about him, He goes, Uh,

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Speaker 1: without question hurl himself through a window like the priest

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Speaker 1: So it's like, you know, you know, recently Rogan has

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Speaker 1: I'm just like, I'm a little more age. Oh yeah,

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Speaker 1: I'm a little too apologized out right now, like like

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Speaker 1: especially like watching his ten minute one, which I felt sorry,

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Speaker 1: I felt it was sincere. I felt here of course corrected.

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Speaker 1: It was a perfect apology that to me did not

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Speaker 1: seem like a publicist helped him out with it. It

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Speaker 1: what I took from it. Um. I mean also, it's like,

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Speaker 1: I have said things. I don't remember what I've said.

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Speaker 1: you think can cure like fire on your face, cure

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00:23:26,320 --> 00:23:29,879
Speaker 1: fire on your face, speaking of your face. You didn't

425
00:23:29,960 --> 00:23:36,360
Speaker 1: um tutorial video last night, skincare tutorial it was really funny. Well,

426
00:23:36,359 --> 00:23:38,080
Speaker 1: I like kind of pitched the idea to you a

427
00:23:38,119 --> 00:23:41,280
Speaker 1: little bit and you thought it was funny, and uh yeah,

428
00:23:41,359 --> 00:23:44,240
Speaker 1: it's just so funny to do, like because like skincare,

429
00:23:44,320 --> 00:23:47,520
Speaker 1: Like guys I don't realize like guys do not do

430
00:23:47,600 --> 00:23:51,439
Speaker 1: skin Guys who think it's weak or whatever it is,

431
00:23:51,560 --> 00:23:54,040
Speaker 1: or they don't have time for it. It literally takes

432
00:23:54,080 --> 00:23:56,960
Speaker 1: like thirty five seconds to put on like four different things,

433
00:23:57,240 --> 00:23:59,280
Speaker 1: and we we amplify it in our head. We don't

434
00:23:59,280 --> 00:24:03,119
Speaker 1: need it. We have sucking rough scars on our whatever

435
00:24:03,160 --> 00:24:05,000
Speaker 1: it is, like we want our face to look like

436
00:24:05,280 --> 00:24:09,080
Speaker 1: a weathered catchers mint, you know, fucking alligator. You know

437
00:24:09,240 --> 00:24:10,920
Speaker 1: that's like, that's kind of like what we want to

438
00:24:11,119 --> 00:24:14,240
Speaker 1: like we don't give a fuck, but yeah, it's is funny.

439
00:24:14,240 --> 00:24:16,680
Speaker 1: My little brother just sent me he just bought everything

440
00:24:16,720 --> 00:24:20,640
Speaker 1: I should like. It actually influenced it. Yes, there's something

441
00:24:20,680 --> 00:24:23,479
Speaker 1: funny about doing something manly, Like we've talked about that before,

442
00:24:24,040 --> 00:24:28,480
Speaker 1: like the girliest thing if you make it like palatable

443
00:24:28,640 --> 00:24:31,439
Speaker 1: to fucking yeah, the thing you were making fun of

444
00:24:31,480 --> 00:24:34,920
Speaker 1: actually worked to do what you wanted to do, which

445
00:24:34,960 --> 00:24:38,600
Speaker 1: was like, yeah, you can take care of yourself and

446
00:24:38,640 --> 00:24:42,520
Speaker 1: it's not gay. Yeah. Is that weird? Though? What is that?

447
00:24:42,840 --> 00:24:44,679
Speaker 1: What I mean? Why didn't you take care of your

448
00:24:44,720 --> 00:24:48,920
Speaker 1: skin before I'll tell you? Because uh uh, well it

449
00:24:48,960 --> 00:24:53,720
Speaker 1: would have made you late two things maybe. I mean,

450
00:24:53,760 --> 00:24:55,600
Speaker 1: there's been plenty of times where I don't, Like, I

451
00:24:55,600 --> 00:24:58,399
Speaker 1: won't put a charger in to a wall if it's

452
00:24:58,440 --> 00:25:00,880
Speaker 1: on the other side of the bed. Your phone just died,

453
00:25:01,000 --> 00:25:03,640
Speaker 1: go hit a golf ball for four hours, like my brain,

454
00:25:03,720 --> 00:25:07,159
Speaker 1: you know. So with cleaning my face, it's also like

455
00:25:07,200 --> 00:25:10,119
Speaker 1: brushing my teeth at night, like it just I build

456
00:25:10,160 --> 00:25:11,800
Speaker 1: it up in my head. I'm like, I'm so tired.

457
00:25:11,840 --> 00:25:14,160
Speaker 1: I don't even want to. You gotta do this whole

458
00:25:14,160 --> 00:25:18,720
Speaker 1: fucking thing, these five steps. Yes, oh yeah, it's a lot.

459
00:25:18,800 --> 00:25:22,040
Speaker 1: But I always just think about an SPF is for bitches,

460
00:25:22,200 --> 00:25:25,520
Speaker 1: Like I never put SPF on, Like that's insane because

461
00:25:25,560 --> 00:25:27,920
Speaker 1: that's just like you just don't want to get cancer.

462
00:25:28,920 --> 00:25:31,119
Speaker 1: But I mean, for me, it's less about cancer. It's

463
00:25:31,160 --> 00:25:34,000
Speaker 1: more about like a looking old. But um, which is

464
00:25:34,119 --> 00:25:37,200
Speaker 1: sad to admit. I got this thing on Instagram that's

465
00:25:37,640 --> 00:25:40,960
Speaker 1: uh telling I think you guys about It's a pillow

466
00:25:41,920 --> 00:25:44,679
Speaker 1: that was so brilliantly marketed towards me. But it's a

467
00:25:44,680 --> 00:25:48,919
Speaker 1: pillow that wraps around your jaw and then comes up

468
00:25:48,960 --> 00:25:51,600
Speaker 1: around your head. It's like it almost looks like you

469
00:25:51,640 --> 00:25:53,760
Speaker 1: know when people get into a car accident and they

470
00:25:53,800 --> 00:25:56,639
Speaker 1: have to have like a hell like they're trapped in

471
00:25:56,920 --> 00:25:59,520
Speaker 1: like headgear or like when like for some reason like

472
00:25:59,520 --> 00:26:01,399
Speaker 1: a two then they have to wrap their head to

473
00:26:01,560 --> 00:26:04,800
Speaker 1: just or like an X ray of like you just

474
00:26:04,800 --> 00:26:06,480
Speaker 1: put your head in this thing that the pillow, the

475
00:26:06,520 --> 00:26:09,200
Speaker 1: white pillow is only on your head and then around

476
00:26:09,720 --> 00:26:12,160
Speaker 1: your chin and then it's full on the back side,

477
00:26:12,160 --> 00:26:14,399
Speaker 1: so it's like a helmet you put on but it

478
00:26:14,480 --> 00:26:16,639
Speaker 1: leaves like your cheek and everything in your front of

479
00:26:16,680 --> 00:26:19,840
Speaker 1: your face totally and you you can have it in

480
00:26:19,880 --> 00:26:23,560
Speaker 1: bed because so you don't smush your head, so you

481
00:26:23,600 --> 00:26:26,080
Speaker 1: don't smush your face against the pillow. I don't know

482
00:26:26,080 --> 00:26:32,840
Speaker 1: whether aith yes, an, I don't know whether the algorithm

483
00:26:32,960 --> 00:26:35,479
Speaker 1: knows that I care about my face being squished when

484
00:26:35,520 --> 00:26:38,000
Speaker 1: I sleep and I'm a stomach sleeper, or it noticed

485
00:26:38,080 --> 00:26:42,520
Speaker 1: that part of my face is sagging, like we've detected

486
00:26:43,000 --> 00:26:47,320
Speaker 1: your right side is one millimeter lower than your left side.

487
00:26:47,720 --> 00:26:50,560
Speaker 1: You have four of those weird lines. I didn't even

488
00:26:50,600 --> 00:26:55,080
Speaker 1: lay down that long. I don't know. With my front tooth, Uh,

489
00:26:55,200 --> 00:26:58,280
Speaker 1: the viziline thing I've been wanting to fix. And one

490
00:26:58,320 --> 00:27:00,280
Speaker 1: time we went to the dentist and they put up

491
00:27:00,640 --> 00:27:03,119
Speaker 1: um like they made me smile, and they put this

492
00:27:03,160 --> 00:27:05,639
Speaker 1: big picture of me smiling on the screen so the

493
00:27:05,680 --> 00:27:07,760
Speaker 1: doctor could show me that what I thought was a

494
00:27:07,760 --> 00:27:09,840
Speaker 1: crooked tooth, it was not crooked. It was my face

495
00:27:09,920 --> 00:27:12,480
Speaker 1: was crooked. And he goes, do you sleep on one

496
00:27:12,560 --> 00:27:15,280
Speaker 1: side of your face? Because he was like, no, there's

497
00:27:15,320 --> 00:27:17,160
Speaker 1: just one side of your face is lower than the other,

498
00:27:17,200 --> 00:27:18,800
Speaker 1: so it makes your It's like if he goes, it's

499
00:27:18,800 --> 00:27:21,399
Speaker 1: not your teeth or crooked, it's your face, like and

500
00:27:21,440 --> 00:27:23,119
Speaker 1: he had all the nurses looking at it. It It was

501
00:27:23,200 --> 00:27:27,520
Speaker 1: so brutal. It was like it was like, we're all asymmetrical.

502
00:27:28,280 --> 00:27:33,560
Speaker 1: Yes we are, we are. There's a I don't want

503
00:27:33,560 --> 00:27:35,800
Speaker 1: to do that. I don't need anything to show me

504
00:27:35,920 --> 00:27:40,360
Speaker 1: what's wrong with my face anymore than it. I haven't

505
00:27:40,400 --> 00:27:42,760
Speaker 1: gotten it yet. It cost a hundred and eighty dollars.

506
00:27:42,800 --> 00:27:46,000
Speaker 1: I was and I got it sent to me in St. Louis,

507
00:27:46,040 --> 00:27:48,240
Speaker 1: so I'm gonna have I wonder if bring it. I

508
00:27:48,240 --> 00:27:52,159
Speaker 1: wonder if that would be hard to sleep though, and

509
00:27:52,200 --> 00:27:54,719
Speaker 1: we'll see. I bet you anything. I'm not gonna use it.

510
00:27:54,800 --> 00:27:56,760
Speaker 1: I'll use it once and then I'll be like, funk this.

511
00:27:57,119 --> 00:27:59,960
Speaker 1: Because I'm very particular about my pillow and like wanting

512
00:28:00,119 --> 00:28:06,359
Speaker 1: like no pillow, and sometimes I just like nothing. I'd

513
00:28:06,440 --> 00:28:09,240
Speaker 1: rather like I like, literally I ratherestly about a flat

514
00:28:09,280 --> 00:28:11,320
Speaker 1: mattress than like a big pillow. But the pillow I

515
00:28:11,359 --> 00:28:15,680
Speaker 1: have is that raggedy one that literally is squishes down

516
00:28:15,720 --> 00:28:17,920
Speaker 1: to probably a half an inch. So you put that

517
00:28:18,040 --> 00:28:20,199
Speaker 1: on every hotel pillow or you just have no pillow

518
00:28:20,320 --> 00:28:22,879
Speaker 1: except for that pillow only that pillow. I don't use

519
00:28:22,960 --> 00:28:26,320
Speaker 1: any pillow, and I would rather have no. No, it's

520
00:28:26,359 --> 00:28:29,240
Speaker 1: just like I don't like having a big I used

521
00:28:29,280 --> 00:28:31,800
Speaker 1: to sleep with pillows regularly, but I got this pillow

522
00:28:31,800 --> 00:28:34,879
Speaker 1: from Chris when we first started dating, and it just

523
00:28:35,200 --> 00:28:37,399
Speaker 1: was the it's the best to have a pillow that

524
00:28:37,440 --> 00:28:40,360
Speaker 1: has no fluff in it that you can mount like.

525
00:28:40,440 --> 00:28:43,240
Speaker 1: I can like fold it to exactly the dimensions I want.

526
00:28:43,320 --> 00:28:46,040
Speaker 1: I love it so much, like a firm pillow. That's

527
00:28:46,080 --> 00:28:48,080
Speaker 1: probably why my neck kurts. What do you like? Noah,

528
00:28:48,200 --> 00:28:51,640
Speaker 1: do you like I? Oh my god, I don't use

529
00:28:51,640 --> 00:28:53,920
Speaker 1: a pillow. I just smushed the top of my head

530
00:28:53,960 --> 00:28:56,200
Speaker 1: into it and it goes into the headboard. And that's

531
00:28:56,200 --> 00:29:00,360
Speaker 1: how I say yes. Yes, you see in your stomach. Yeah,

532
00:29:00,440 --> 00:29:03,400
Speaker 1: I'm a stomach sleeper, and you sleep with on one

533
00:29:03,440 --> 00:29:08,960
Speaker 1: side of your face stomach right on the mattress on

534
00:29:09,000 --> 00:29:13,760
Speaker 1: the match. Okay, look, okay, so if this is the mattress,

535
00:29:15,440 --> 00:29:18,479
Speaker 1: right you just like watch me, Andrew hold on, I'm

536
00:29:18,480 --> 00:29:19,840
Speaker 1: going to see if I can do. No, I hear what,

537
00:29:20,000 --> 00:29:22,280
Speaker 1: I get what she's saying. It's wild to me, though,

538
00:29:22,320 --> 00:29:24,040
Speaker 1: I feel like that would make your neck lay on

539
00:29:24,080 --> 00:29:26,080
Speaker 1: the couch right now, and do it without on your stomach.

540
00:29:26,160 --> 00:29:29,720
Speaker 1: I've slept. You do this all the time, dude, I

541
00:29:29,800 --> 00:29:36,360
Speaker 1: guess I'm here. Hold on, no, no, no, no, no.

542
00:29:36,520 --> 00:29:38,440
Speaker 1: Put your head to the side. Put your head all

543
00:29:38,440 --> 00:29:40,800
Speaker 1: the way to hand underneath your thing. Oh sorry, I'm

544
00:29:40,840 --> 00:29:42,600
Speaker 1: gonna bring you. Sorry, I was doing the light. There

545
00:29:42,600 --> 00:29:45,040
Speaker 1: you go. I would honestly think I died. Your hand

546
00:29:45,120 --> 00:29:46,920
Speaker 1: is your head is still being propped up by the pillow.

547
00:29:47,000 --> 00:29:51,000
Speaker 1: So put it all the way from no. No, no pillow, due,

548
00:29:51,040 --> 00:29:54,320
Speaker 1: no pillow, no pillow, no pillow. Take it away. No,

549
00:29:54,480 --> 00:29:56,840
Speaker 1: she does that, she said, she does. Try it my way.

550
00:29:56,840 --> 00:30:01,720
Speaker 1: No pillow, no hand. Yeah, there we go. I mean

551
00:30:01,760 --> 00:30:05,680
Speaker 1: that's not terrible. Yeah, it's pretty nice. I mean I

552
00:30:05,720 --> 00:30:09,360
Speaker 1: know some people that do two pillows. Yeah, I'm I'm

553
00:30:09,360 --> 00:30:14,680
Speaker 1: a no pillow goal. Let's get to the news first.

554
00:30:17,000 --> 00:30:20,960
Speaker 1: What's your nay? Monday? It's Monday, folks. You know what

555
00:30:21,000 --> 00:30:25,240
Speaker 1: that means. It's Monday. All the swells, all that stuff. Boy,

556
00:30:25,280 --> 00:30:27,760
Speaker 1: we're having them down here. I think we're getting to

557
00:30:27,960 --> 00:30:31,920
Speaker 1: tan if you ask me. Uh mind sluffing off big

558
00:30:31,960 --> 00:30:34,600
Speaker 1: time today, I've got like it looks like I have

559
00:30:34,680 --> 00:30:40,520
Speaker 1: vittle lego my arm my spray tan is calming off. Yeah,

560
00:30:40,720 --> 00:30:43,640
Speaker 1: it's but i've it's. Someone said to me the day

561
00:30:43,680 --> 00:30:45,160
Speaker 1: one of our best seas retched me and said, Niki,

562
00:30:45,200 --> 00:30:47,240
Speaker 1: I love you, no offense, but you look like a carrot.

563
00:30:47,440 --> 00:30:51,160
Speaker 1: And I was like, mission accomplished. I love looking I'd

564
00:30:51,280 --> 00:30:55,320
Speaker 1: rather be bright orange in that photo with the llama.

565
00:30:55,640 --> 00:30:59,560
Speaker 1: But there's a difference between oh yeah, sorry, excuse me,

566
00:30:59,720 --> 00:31:03,680
Speaker 1: yeah the tall a llama. Um, the camel was with

567
00:31:03,760 --> 00:31:10,920
Speaker 1: a llama, so umma, the the uh? They said you

568
00:31:10,920 --> 00:31:14,719
Speaker 1: look orange, but that's like for video, not for picture.

569
00:31:15,400 --> 00:31:19,400
Speaker 1: Could you look more orange on a on a photo

570
00:31:19,440 --> 00:31:22,600
Speaker 1: than you would have turned up the saturation on that photo,

571
00:31:22,640 --> 00:31:24,600
Speaker 1: I was like editing it, so I amped up the

572
00:31:24,640 --> 00:31:27,280
Speaker 1: saturation so it definitely looked more orange than I am.

573
00:31:27,360 --> 00:31:30,720
Speaker 1: But I definitely look orange. I don't care. I really

574
00:31:30,720 --> 00:31:35,200
Speaker 1: don't care it to be I don't. I don't that

575
00:31:35,080 --> 00:31:38,680
Speaker 1: that that um insult doesn't bother me, and I it

576
00:31:38,960 --> 00:31:41,720
Speaker 1: makes me feel better than being pale. I hate being pale,

577
00:31:41,840 --> 00:31:44,840
Speaker 1: it really, I just I really hate my natural skin tone.

578
00:31:44,880 --> 00:31:48,360
Speaker 1: I just don't look good and um so, at least

579
00:31:48,400 --> 00:31:50,320
Speaker 1: orange is better than pale, so I'll take it. Why

580
00:31:50,360 --> 00:31:52,680
Speaker 1: do I feel like Trump said this on one day.

581
00:31:53,360 --> 00:31:58,440
Speaker 1: I'm not going to apologize for alright. So Build a

582
00:31:58,440 --> 00:32:03,200
Speaker 1: Bear releases a line of adult bears for a collection

583
00:32:03,320 --> 00:32:08,000
Speaker 1: called After Dark, which includes bears drinking wine and wearing

584
00:32:08,040 --> 00:32:11,960
Speaker 1: a little more than boxers. What a little more shouldn't

585
00:32:12,000 --> 00:32:14,760
Speaker 1: be less? Oh yeah, probably less? I don't know. The

586
00:32:14,800 --> 00:32:19,120
Speaker 1: After Dark collection requires visitors to its website to ensure

587
00:32:19,160 --> 00:32:23,880
Speaker 1: their eight This is so creepy. Eighteen years older older

588
00:32:24,320 --> 00:32:27,440
Speaker 1: before they access to site. You could go to war

589
00:32:27,520 --> 00:32:31,960
Speaker 1: and you can suck a bear. When the cursor hovers

590
00:32:32,000 --> 00:32:36,040
Speaker 1: over a bear on the website, uh, the outfit disappears,

591
00:32:36,120 --> 00:32:40,560
Speaker 1: revealing a regular teddy bear with no clothing. Bears have

592
00:32:40,640 --> 00:32:43,280
Speaker 1: like holes that you can fuck or something. The bears

593
00:32:43,320 --> 00:32:46,160
Speaker 1: don't appear to cross the line into a vertly raw sheet.

594
00:32:47,080 --> 00:32:50,560
Speaker 1: They're just holding wine and they're dressed in nothing but boxers.

595
00:32:50,600 --> 00:32:53,640
Speaker 1: But aren't they Bears usually naked, so you're adding clothes,

596
00:32:55,240 --> 00:32:59,640
Speaker 1: so god, they must be really struggling. Oh yeah, you

597
00:32:59,680 --> 00:33:01,840
Speaker 1: know what I mean. Like there must be something like

598
00:33:02,240 --> 00:33:04,040
Speaker 1: because I remember when Build a Bear was such a

599
00:33:04,040 --> 00:33:06,560
Speaker 1: fun novelty where you could just get this carcass and

600
00:33:06,600 --> 00:33:08,200
Speaker 1: you get to stuff it with stuff, and then you

601
00:33:08,240 --> 00:33:10,480
Speaker 1: get to record a little message and put it inside it,

602
00:33:10,520 --> 00:33:12,080
Speaker 1: and you get to kiss this little heart that you

603
00:33:12,080 --> 00:33:14,200
Speaker 1: put inside the bear. Do you ever make a build

604
00:33:14,200 --> 00:33:19,000
Speaker 1: a bear? It's really fun like that, you know, like

605
00:33:19,080 --> 00:33:21,880
Speaker 1: you're touching everything. You're in it with a lot of people,

606
00:33:21,920 --> 00:33:25,520
Speaker 1: isn't it. There was always a line yet. I think

607
00:33:25,520 --> 00:33:28,000
Speaker 1: they probably lost some of the magic before COVID, but

608
00:33:28,040 --> 00:33:31,120
Speaker 1: it was probably in like nine where build a Bear

609
00:33:31,240 --> 00:33:34,720
Speaker 1: really became like this huge thing that was I loved it.

610
00:33:34,720 --> 00:33:36,360
Speaker 1: I thought it was really cool and I was way

611
00:33:36,880 --> 00:33:38,320
Speaker 1: it was in ninth grade when I think they were

612
00:33:38,320 --> 00:33:39,560
Speaker 1: coming out, but I still was like, I want to

613
00:33:39,640 --> 00:33:43,680
Speaker 1: make one, like it's just cool. No. I mean I

614
00:33:43,760 --> 00:33:49,680
Speaker 1: was never someone that had bears. I always girls that yeah,

615
00:33:50,000 --> 00:33:53,400
Speaker 1: kettle bell bear. I always wanted to it was, yeah,

616
00:33:53,400 --> 00:33:57,160
Speaker 1: I would put sand in them. Um, I never was.

617
00:33:57,400 --> 00:34:00,600
Speaker 1: Did you ever have like a banky or like a bait,

618
00:34:00,720 --> 00:34:03,640
Speaker 1: like a stuffed animal that was like yours? I always

619
00:34:03,640 --> 00:34:06,120
Speaker 1: wanted like a velveteen rabbit that was like my widow

620
00:34:06,240 --> 00:34:08,439
Speaker 1: thing that I carried around and sucked on its ear

621
00:34:08,760 --> 00:34:12,799
Speaker 1: like you know, it soothed me. No, that's the little

622
00:34:12,800 --> 00:34:15,160
Speaker 1: first thing I've ever had that means that much to me,

623
00:34:15,200 --> 00:34:18,080
Speaker 1: and I like start hyperventilating if I think I lost it.

624
00:34:18,600 --> 00:34:21,239
Speaker 1: Did you have a teddy know anything? She didn't had

625
00:34:21,239 --> 00:34:23,360
Speaker 1: a little nightgown. You have a little like a K

626
00:34:23,520 --> 00:34:34,560
Speaker 1: forty seven. In Israel, I had this like orange dog,

627
00:34:35,160 --> 00:34:37,319
Speaker 1: like a little skinny orange dog. And I don't know

628
00:34:37,360 --> 00:34:40,640
Speaker 1: what happened to it. Wow, she grew up and became

629
00:34:41,120 --> 00:34:43,920
Speaker 1: a comedian. I got called an orange dog the other

630
00:34:44,000 --> 00:34:49,800
Speaker 1: day a lot Ye you only looked orange next to

631
00:34:49,880 --> 00:34:56,920
Speaker 1: the camble. Yeah, you had a jet ski a stuff

632
00:34:57,000 --> 00:34:59,640
Speaker 1: jet skis No. I'm just saying like things I had

633
00:34:59,640 --> 00:35:01,400
Speaker 1: in my out of that I don't know how they like.

634
00:35:01,520 --> 00:35:04,000
Speaker 1: I've always still with my girlfriends that had like their

635
00:35:04,040 --> 00:35:06,640
Speaker 1: blank ease from childhood that like Cherson had a burnt

636
00:35:06,640 --> 00:35:08,600
Speaker 1: all that she called it Burnal. It's such a cute name.

637
00:35:08,640 --> 00:35:11,560
Speaker 1: And like I just like Poppy carries around these little

638
00:35:11,560 --> 00:35:14,359
Speaker 1: baby dolls and I just never cared about anything that

639
00:35:14,440 --> 00:35:16,799
Speaker 1: much and I wish I would have. Yeah, I don't know.

640
00:35:16,880 --> 00:35:19,840
Speaker 1: It's like I just like a date a girl and

641
00:35:19,880 --> 00:35:22,120
Speaker 1: she's like twenty two and she still has her stuffed

642
00:35:22,120 --> 00:35:25,040
Speaker 1: animal and has like one eye. You're just like kind

643
00:35:25,040 --> 00:35:27,399
Speaker 1: of like that. I mean if she's like still like

644
00:35:28,200 --> 00:35:30,560
Speaker 1: sucking on it and stuff and like do it. You know,

645
00:35:31,440 --> 00:35:33,000
Speaker 1: that's what girls used to do. Like people used to

646
00:35:33,080 --> 00:35:34,719
Speaker 1: like take the little ear and like rub it on

647
00:35:34,719 --> 00:35:37,160
Speaker 1: their nose for like comfort, you know, like little kids

648
00:35:37,160 --> 00:35:39,360
Speaker 1: do that to feel like soothed. I sucked on a

649
00:35:39,400 --> 00:35:41,920
Speaker 1: lot of things that, you know, like my thumb and

650
00:35:41,960 --> 00:35:45,440
Speaker 1: then my shirt. You are a thumb sucker, I think so.

651
00:35:45,480 --> 00:35:48,840
Speaker 1: I think that's what happened to my teeth. I hope, yeah,

652
00:35:48,880 --> 00:35:51,319
Speaker 1: I mean that's It's just just a soothing mechanism. Oh

653
00:35:51,320 --> 00:35:52,960
Speaker 1: my god, I have such a funny story for you

654
00:35:53,000 --> 00:35:57,920
Speaker 1: that I never told you. What Aggie, Uh, your nephew.

655
00:35:58,120 --> 00:36:03,520
Speaker 1: My yeah, my Aggie, God, that really gross me out.

656
00:36:04,120 --> 00:36:09,640
Speaker 1: Might build Oh my god. Uh, you guys see this

657
00:36:09,680 --> 00:36:11,880
Speaker 1: photo by the way, I just goes But anyways, my brother,

658
00:36:12,000 --> 00:36:15,759
Speaker 1: here's a door slam and then a scream from the

659
00:36:15,800 --> 00:36:20,760
Speaker 1: other room. He goes over there in Aggie, this is Sunday,

660
00:36:20,760 --> 00:36:24,960
Speaker 1: and I would do like yesterday, he tied the string

661
00:36:25,719 --> 00:36:33,560
Speaker 1: on the wrong Oh, how do you have a tire

662
00:36:33,600 --> 00:36:37,399
Speaker 1: string to a tube? That's really hard to do. Yeah,

663
00:36:37,440 --> 00:36:39,120
Speaker 1: I don't know how he used to do that. I'm like,

664
00:36:39,160 --> 00:36:44,480
Speaker 1: that's just something little rascals. I don't know if the

665
00:36:44,480 --> 00:36:48,320
Speaker 1: tooth moler yeah, yeah, he tied into his new permanent

666
00:36:48,440 --> 00:36:52,120
Speaker 1: like big. Oh my god, it's so funny. Would have

667
00:36:52,320 --> 00:36:54,520
Speaker 1: tied it to your penis to like stretch it out?

668
00:36:55,880 --> 00:37:00,799
Speaker 1: You know, I could see that you're doing that. That's

669
00:37:00,840 --> 00:37:05,200
Speaker 1: so cute. The fairy gonna come, Danny, Oh, did you

670
00:37:05,239 --> 00:37:08,200
Speaker 1: have the tooth fairy come? Yeah? But he he was

671
00:37:08,200 --> 00:37:12,120
Speaker 1: pretty cheap. Yeah. Yeah, and we forget a lot of times.

672
00:37:12,960 --> 00:37:18,960
Speaker 1: Well I thought they would come when I was seven. Yeah,

673
00:37:19,000 --> 00:37:24,399
Speaker 1: you still isn't teeth. Apparently the tooth fairy just asked

674
00:37:24,440 --> 00:37:28,560
Speaker 1: for money back when Oh my god, did you have

675
00:37:28,560 --> 00:37:32,879
Speaker 1: a tooth fairy? Wet dollars three buck tooth? Yeah, something

676
00:37:32,960 --> 00:37:35,719
Speaker 1: like that. That was always allowance, you know, as kids,

677
00:37:35,800 --> 00:37:37,600
Speaker 1: and we just go up to seven eleven and buy

678
00:37:37,840 --> 00:37:41,759
Speaker 1: candy to get another tooth outlay Adams Family pinball game

679
00:37:41,840 --> 00:37:43,960
Speaker 1: that was at the seven eleven. God, that was so fun. No,

680
00:37:44,120 --> 00:37:47,960
Speaker 1: did you have a tooth fairy? Uh? I don't think

681
00:37:48,000 --> 00:37:51,879
Speaker 1: my parents knew that. In American culture, it is such

682
00:37:51,880 --> 00:37:54,040
Speaker 1: a dumb thing. I mean, to put your tooth under

683
00:37:54,120 --> 00:37:56,320
Speaker 1: your well, you guys didn't have and the parents have

684
00:37:56,360 --> 00:37:58,520
Speaker 1: to creep in your bedroom. It just sounds like something

685
00:37:58,560 --> 00:38:00,400
Speaker 1: a molester would make up so that they have a

686
00:38:00,480 --> 00:38:04,480
Speaker 1: reason to like sneak into a child's bed. So they

687
00:38:04,520 --> 00:38:06,480
Speaker 1: were just It was probably started by a pedophile that

688
00:38:06,640 --> 00:38:08,640
Speaker 1: was got caught and he was like uh and someone

689
00:38:08,719 --> 00:38:12,359
Speaker 1: was like, what are you doing, Jim, And he's like, um, money, Yeah,

690
00:38:12,400 --> 00:38:15,399
Speaker 1: I'm just uh. You know how he lost his tooth

691
00:38:15,440 --> 00:38:17,560
Speaker 1: last night? There's this thing I heard about where you

692
00:38:17,719 --> 00:38:22,960
Speaker 1: leave money and that's why my hand is in his mouth. Yeah. Yeah,

693
00:38:23,000 --> 00:38:26,440
Speaker 1: but that kid didn't lose his tooth. Oh no, now

694
00:38:26,520 --> 00:38:29,040
Speaker 1: he did, and he just punched him in the face. Um.

695
00:38:32,200 --> 00:38:36,120
Speaker 1: A Las Vegas based airline offers private forty five minute

696
00:38:36,120 --> 00:38:38,799
Speaker 1: flights for its passengers to join the Mile High Club.

697
00:38:39,880 --> 00:38:43,319
Speaker 1: So for n you can join the Mile High Club.

698
00:38:43,480 --> 00:38:46,680
Speaker 1: Flight comes complete with a wireless sound and light system,

699
00:38:46,800 --> 00:38:50,120
Speaker 1: red SAT and sheets, sex position pillows and cushions, and

700
00:38:50,200 --> 00:38:53,080
Speaker 1: a whole custom made foam matchers. Wait, so you can

701
00:38:53,160 --> 00:38:55,880
Speaker 1: pay just under a thousand dollars and you can go up.

702
00:38:55,960 --> 00:38:57,880
Speaker 1: And is it like a private jet or just a

703
00:38:58,000 --> 00:39:00,759
Speaker 1: private So is it like a nice jet or is

704
00:39:00,800 --> 00:39:03,160
Speaker 1: it like one of those little like ones where they

705
00:39:03,280 --> 00:39:05,080
Speaker 1: you know, skywrite and ship like that, like you know,

706
00:39:05,160 --> 00:39:09,000
Speaker 1: like a single engine like, Oh, I would assume it's

707
00:39:09,160 --> 00:39:12,120
Speaker 1: somewhat decent. I mean, that's not that much money, though,

708
00:39:12,800 --> 00:39:18,360
Speaker 1: I feel like, just go up and foursomes and a

709
00:39:18,440 --> 00:39:21,000
Speaker 1: few swingers members of swingers. I would do that. That

710
00:39:21,080 --> 00:39:23,680
Speaker 1: sounds like just a funny thing to say that, you did,

711
00:39:24,480 --> 00:39:27,640
Speaker 1: how many couples go up there at a time, like

712
00:39:28,680 --> 00:39:31,480
Speaker 1: and then it's probably just one sex act. However many

713
00:39:31,560 --> 00:39:33,719
Speaker 1: people up to a certain number that you want, you

714
00:39:33,760 --> 00:39:35,040
Speaker 1: know what I mean? It could just be you. You

715
00:39:35,040 --> 00:39:43,719
Speaker 1: could just go there, masturbait up there that cowl your

716
00:39:43,719 --> 00:39:47,600
Speaker 1: adult build a bear god. Putting wine with anything is

717
00:39:47,640 --> 00:39:52,280
Speaker 1: so I just can't even take it. Idiot in marketing,

718
00:39:52,520 --> 00:39:54,680
Speaker 1: we are going to make bears that hold wine, and

719
00:39:54,760 --> 00:39:56,880
Speaker 1: then it's going to be adult in there. And and

720
00:39:56,960 --> 00:40:00,560
Speaker 1: the thing is it probably worked. There's probably like wine

721
00:40:00,600 --> 00:40:04,919
Speaker 1: culture is so has a shirt that says rose over

722
00:40:05,120 --> 00:40:12,400
Speaker 1: roses handle it. I got the Kush shirt yesterday in

723
00:40:12,680 --> 00:40:15,759
Speaker 1: Cabo Wabbo down at like the where all the cruise

724
00:40:15,760 --> 00:40:18,680
Speaker 1: ships let up in Cabo went shopping yesterday, and I

725
00:40:18,719 --> 00:40:21,520
Speaker 1: want to show you guys the shirt I got so

726
00:40:21,680 --> 00:40:25,279
Speaker 1: I'll talk to Noah while we're doing this. Um, I

727
00:40:25,320 --> 00:40:26,960
Speaker 1: don't know, I feel like the mile High Club, though

728
00:40:27,640 --> 00:40:29,600
Speaker 1: it's not the You're not the myle High Club unless

729
00:40:29,600 --> 00:40:31,560
Speaker 1: you do it on a regular flight in the bathroom,

730
00:40:31,680 --> 00:40:35,200
Speaker 1: Like I think that's bullshit. I think Painted Grand or

731
00:40:35,719 --> 00:40:38,360
Speaker 1: Denver huh yeah yeah, I just go on top of

732
00:40:38,400 --> 00:40:41,879
Speaker 1: a mountain, yeah yeah. Or Denver is just a mile

733
00:40:41,960 --> 00:40:46,279
Speaker 1: high city, so anywhere in Denver. Um I would do this.

734
00:40:46,480 --> 00:40:49,759
Speaker 1: I mean it's something that rich people can. I'm just like,

735
00:40:50,000 --> 00:40:52,320
Speaker 1: it's like a novelty thing to say, yeah, I sucked

736
00:40:52,360 --> 00:40:54,200
Speaker 1: in the sky. I mean, it's just have you ever

737
00:40:54,280 --> 00:40:57,719
Speaker 1: done a funny thing sexual on a plane? No? I

738
00:40:57,760 --> 00:41:01,000
Speaker 1: mean I was. I think like I was getting up

739
00:41:01,040 --> 00:41:02,919
Speaker 1: to go to the bathroom and Christmas in the middle seat,

740
00:41:02,960 --> 00:41:04,920
Speaker 1: and I just like I did like a fake lap

741
00:41:05,040 --> 00:41:07,719
Speaker 1: dance of like oh, and then I pretended I go

742
00:41:08,040 --> 00:41:10,000
Speaker 1: sorry sorry, like you know, and then I just did

743
00:41:10,239 --> 00:41:13,680
Speaker 1: a bit where it was just like okay, uh, anyone

744
00:41:13,719 --> 00:41:15,640
Speaker 1: who saw that would be like, what was that girl doing?

745
00:41:15,760 --> 00:41:17,279
Speaker 1: And then I pretended like he was just the guy

746
00:41:17,320 --> 00:41:19,759
Speaker 1: sitting next to me randomly. But no, I would never

747
00:41:19,920 --> 00:41:23,439
Speaker 1: do I would never do. I don't like, as someone

748
00:41:23,520 --> 00:41:25,800
Speaker 1: who obviously is very open talking about sex in my

749
00:41:25,880 --> 00:41:28,080
Speaker 1: sex life, I don't want anyone to have to see

750
00:41:28,239 --> 00:41:31,200
Speaker 1: it that doesn't want to, and so I would never

751
00:41:32,000 --> 00:41:34,600
Speaker 1: I would never do that on a plane. But I

752
00:41:35,040 --> 00:41:36,799
Speaker 1: you know, I've I've put it out there of like, hey,

753
00:41:36,840 --> 00:41:38,360
Speaker 1: if you want to try to meet me in the bathroom,

754
00:41:38,400 --> 00:41:40,280
Speaker 1: but you can't, Like when you go to the bathroom

755
00:41:40,480 --> 00:41:43,240
Speaker 1: other people, there's people always back there, they're always watching.

756
00:41:43,600 --> 00:41:47,239
Speaker 1: There's no way to come out of there. Yeah, there's

757
00:41:47,960 --> 00:41:51,200
Speaker 1: it's more like you're horny and you're like, I just

758
00:41:51,280 --> 00:41:53,319
Speaker 1: can't wait to do this. It's just because you want

759
00:41:53,400 --> 00:41:56,360
Speaker 1: the story of it, you know. But I've heard of

760
00:41:56,440 --> 00:41:59,440
Speaker 1: a lot of people like giving hand jobs on planes

761
00:41:59,520 --> 00:42:01,680
Speaker 1: and like under a blanket or just doing kind of

762
00:42:01,719 --> 00:42:03,839
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that one guy that was on your radio show,

763
00:42:04,160 --> 00:42:10,200
Speaker 1: Daniel Sloss m him like didn't she blow him? Oh no,

764
00:42:10,360 --> 00:42:13,960
Speaker 1: she jerked him off, yeah, Daniel Slaus, Yeah, the random stranger.

765
00:42:14,440 --> 00:42:16,319
Speaker 1: It sounds like a Sloss would be a hand job

766
00:42:16,400 --> 00:42:19,839
Speaker 1: on a plane. It's called a slow hand job. Yeah.

767
00:42:21,640 --> 00:42:25,799
Speaker 1: Oh god, um no, have you ever done anyth naughty

768
00:42:25,800 --> 00:42:31,000
Speaker 1: on a plane? Yeah? J on on Lane, what did

769
00:42:31,040 --> 00:42:37,719
Speaker 1: you do I've hand job under a blanket in the

770
00:42:37,800 --> 00:42:39,680
Speaker 1: blanket and then the blanket on the floor. I feel

771
00:42:39,760 --> 00:42:43,920
Speaker 1: so bad about it now. But the when we were

772
00:42:44,239 --> 00:42:46,320
Speaker 1: young and wild or was this tell me this was

773
00:42:46,480 --> 00:42:51,880
Speaker 1: last week? It was tell me with Spirit Airlines to

774
00:42:52,000 --> 00:42:54,399
Speaker 1: jerk him on? Where where are we going? I don't

775
00:42:54,440 --> 00:42:56,840
Speaker 1: even remember. I mean I obviously remember who it was with,

776
00:42:57,040 --> 00:43:00,279
Speaker 1: But it was like in my twenties over I got

777
00:43:00,360 --> 00:43:04,359
Speaker 1: a snake on a plane? Alright, oh my god? Wait

778
00:43:04,440 --> 00:43:06,200
Speaker 1: so wait, so how did it start to be so

779
00:43:06,400 --> 00:43:09,480
Speaker 1: scared I get would get caught any kind of public thing?

780
00:43:09,600 --> 00:43:13,279
Speaker 1: Were you scared to get caught? Or was it so like? Yes,

781
00:43:13,360 --> 00:43:16,680
Speaker 1: I was, but um, because it was under a blanket.

782
00:43:16,719 --> 00:43:18,520
Speaker 1: There was no one like in the third seat next

783
00:43:18,560 --> 00:43:21,080
Speaker 1: to us, and it was just like after they gave

784
00:43:21,160 --> 00:43:23,480
Speaker 1: drinks and stuff, there was no one coming down the aisle.

785
00:43:23,600 --> 00:43:28,080
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah yeah. What time was this? Uh? Yeah?

786
00:43:28,360 --> 00:43:30,560
Speaker 1: I mean I think that the cabin was kind of dark.

787
00:43:30,680 --> 00:43:33,560
Speaker 1: It was not all it up. It was a it

788
00:43:33,719 --> 00:43:37,359
Speaker 1: was a red eye. Damn it. I thought you were

789
00:43:37,400 --> 00:43:40,080
Speaker 1: asking me, not Andrew. I wish I didn't. I love

790
00:43:40,360 --> 00:43:44,000
Speaker 1: that you answered, yes, I have, Andrew, have you though

791
00:43:44,719 --> 00:43:47,080
Speaker 1: I flew with Noah once. Did you ever? Did you

792
00:43:47,160 --> 00:43:49,240
Speaker 1: ever jerk off on a plane? No, I'm just kidding.

793
00:43:50,120 --> 00:43:53,640
Speaker 1: I think I've jerked off on a plane in the bathroom. Wow. Yeah,

794
00:43:54,040 --> 00:43:57,320
Speaker 1: I don't know. You just needed to so badly, Huh.

795
00:43:58,200 --> 00:44:00,600
Speaker 1: I can't remember a time that I did it, but

796
00:44:01,040 --> 00:44:03,560
Speaker 1: I think it did happen. Yeah. I had your golf

797
00:44:03,640 --> 00:44:06,000
Speaker 1: on the school bust at one time. Oh, in the back,

798
00:44:06,320 --> 00:44:10,080
Speaker 1: which is a you know, the plane on land I guess. Yeah,

799
00:44:11,040 --> 00:44:13,000
Speaker 1: when I was alone in the last stop, when I

800
00:44:13,080 --> 00:44:15,920
Speaker 1: was like in like fifth grade or maybe was just

801
00:44:16,000 --> 00:44:17,879
Speaker 1: obsessed with jerking off at that point in your life

802
00:44:18,400 --> 00:44:20,520
Speaker 1: and not a bus driver. Had really nice eyes and

803
00:44:20,600 --> 00:44:24,400
Speaker 1: I could stare in the mirror. You had baby blues.

804
00:44:26,680 --> 00:44:28,600
Speaker 1: You had brown eyes that I loved. Okay, let me

805
00:44:28,600 --> 00:44:30,320
Speaker 1: show you the shirt I got. I kind of love it.

806
00:44:31,840 --> 00:44:35,000
Speaker 1: It says it's a Budweiser shirt and it says Budweiser

807
00:44:35,200 --> 00:44:38,160
Speaker 1: and it has three girls with their butts. You know what.

808
00:44:38,320 --> 00:44:42,800
Speaker 1: I love that. It's cool, right, and yeah, I love it.

809
00:44:43,080 --> 00:44:45,800
Speaker 1: I don't know why it's not, but it's not because

810
00:44:45,840 --> 00:44:48,759
Speaker 1: it's so. He says King of rears instead of King

811
00:44:48,880 --> 00:44:53,120
Speaker 1: of beers, and says one fluid pint. Want wants your

812
00:44:53,239 --> 00:44:56,520
Speaker 1: bush and said wants your bush, and it's want is

813
00:44:56,719 --> 00:45:00,919
Speaker 1: w A and t apostrophe s wants your bush, which

814
00:45:00,960 --> 00:45:05,840
Speaker 1: makes no sense, but wiser genuine it says this butts

815
00:45:06,000 --> 00:45:10,120
Speaker 1: for you Cabo, San Lucas, Mexico. I wonder if they

816
00:45:10,160 --> 00:45:13,000
Speaker 1: did bush like that, so you could do a bush

817
00:45:13,080 --> 00:45:15,680
Speaker 1: beer joke there. But I guess, yeah, like this Bud's

818
00:45:15,760 --> 00:45:18,680
Speaker 1: for you. I think it's what they usually say, what

819
00:45:19,120 --> 00:45:22,799
Speaker 1: wants your bush? Bush wants your bush because it makes

820
00:45:22,960 --> 00:45:25,399
Speaker 1: no sense. The bush, I think, is like the name

821
00:45:25,440 --> 00:45:29,920
Speaker 1: of the company that owns Budweiser. Yeah something but wants

822
00:45:30,200 --> 00:45:33,279
Speaker 1: with W, A, N, T apostrophees. It's obviously like a

823
00:45:34,440 --> 00:45:38,719
Speaker 1: this is a Spanish speaking person made this wants like

824
00:45:39,080 --> 00:45:42,600
Speaker 1: the person wants your bush. It's wants your bush, not

825
00:45:42,760 --> 00:45:47,440
Speaker 1: your your bush. It's wants your bush. Like smut mackenzie

826
00:45:47,680 --> 00:45:50,040
Speaker 1: could be a good because like a like a dog

827
00:45:50,200 --> 00:45:52,720
Speaker 1: that people don't know spud Mackenzie at all, even barely.

828
00:45:52,800 --> 00:45:55,919
Speaker 1: I know that reference. Carla has a joke about beer

829
00:45:56,560 --> 00:46:00,320
Speaker 1: stuff and she couldn't even reference smud mackenzie because insins

830
00:46:00,360 --> 00:46:02,480
Speaker 1: were like what she had to do, like the frogs

831
00:46:03,560 --> 00:46:06,759
Speaker 1: because it's just like things change. What I love about

832
00:46:06,800 --> 00:46:10,239
Speaker 1: a shirt like that too. It's like someone thought of like,

833
00:46:10,600 --> 00:46:13,040
Speaker 1: but why is there? And they're like, but wise there.

834
00:46:13,719 --> 00:46:15,440
Speaker 1: I just feel like, wait, I gotta go make two.

835
00:46:17,160 --> 00:46:18,960
Speaker 1: By the way, there were not two hundred of these.

836
00:46:19,000 --> 00:46:20,640
Speaker 1: There was only one that was hanging up and they

837
00:46:20,640 --> 00:46:22,560
Speaker 1: had to take it down from the display. So it

838
00:46:22,600 --> 00:46:25,040
Speaker 1: has this faded quality to it because it's been up

839
00:46:25,080 --> 00:46:28,160
Speaker 1: in the sun for like months. Has this really cool?

840
00:46:28,360 --> 00:46:30,560
Speaker 1: I love? I'm so glad that there wasn't one that

841
00:46:30,719 --> 00:46:32,640
Speaker 1: was like fresh in the back. So either they're on

842
00:46:32,760 --> 00:46:35,719
Speaker 1: high demand or that sat there for nine years. Yeah, Okay,

843
00:46:35,760 --> 00:46:37,120
Speaker 1: let's go. Let's go to break and come back with

844
00:46:37,200 --> 00:46:45,400
Speaker 1: why do I care? Why do I care? Andrew? Why

845
00:46:45,440 --> 00:46:49,480
Speaker 1: do I care? Okay, Haley Baldwin, Oh I care? Like

846
00:46:49,640 --> 00:46:52,560
Speaker 1: the glaze donut look will be the biggest beauty trend

847
00:46:52,600 --> 00:46:56,400
Speaker 1: in find yourself a moisturizer that helps you look like

848
00:46:56,480 --> 00:47:00,719
Speaker 1: a glaze donut. This is dewey. It's us to look wet.

849
00:47:01,960 --> 00:47:06,480
Speaker 1: Let's see. Oh yeah, to look that even took her

850
00:47:06,520 --> 00:47:09,440
Speaker 1: Instagram recently to give her fans the heads up glazed

851
00:47:09,480 --> 00:47:15,759
Speaker 1: doughnuts skin all, Oh my god, Okay, yeah, she says,

852
00:47:15,840 --> 00:47:18,360
Speaker 1: tell a friend glaze donut. It's like, yeah, it's just

853
00:47:18,480 --> 00:47:22,759
Speaker 1: that dewey look again that we all know about. That's

854
00:47:22,800 --> 00:47:26,040
Speaker 1: how she included that's funny. I like that her bottom

855
00:47:26,080 --> 00:47:28,640
Speaker 1: teeth are a little crooked in that one photo. She's

856
00:47:28,760 --> 00:47:32,839
Speaker 1: so pretty, really thin line between glossy and greasy, like yeah,

857
00:47:33,000 --> 00:47:36,040
Speaker 1: or oily like it used to in the eighties, being

858
00:47:36,080 --> 00:47:38,839
Speaker 1: oily with like the number one worst thing, and now

859
00:47:39,640 --> 00:47:43,400
Speaker 1: there is no difference. If you look wet, you look oily.

860
00:47:43,800 --> 00:47:46,400
Speaker 1: But I like that look. When people go, Nikki, you

861
00:47:46,600 --> 00:47:49,359
Speaker 1: you gotta like you look like shiny, I go, yes,

862
00:47:50,040 --> 00:47:52,880
Speaker 1: I like shiny. You know what I want the peeling

863
00:47:53,040 --> 00:47:58,279
Speaker 1: croissane and it's just like real dry skin. Yeah, it's

864
00:47:58,280 --> 00:48:04,480
Speaker 1: She's like this crackly flaky cronut is cronutsk is so

865
00:48:04,719 --> 00:48:09,200
Speaker 1: it dry flaky crown nut. It's so cool right now.

866
00:48:10,920 --> 00:48:13,360
Speaker 1: It looks good. It makes me want a doughnut like

867
00:48:13,480 --> 00:48:18,600
Speaker 1: it makes it makes me hungry. My mouth is watering too. Yeah. God,

868
00:48:18,760 --> 00:48:23,480
Speaker 1: I haven't had a donut probably for twenty years. They

869
00:48:23,520 --> 00:48:25,400
Speaker 1: make me feel like such ship. But goddamn do I

870
00:48:25,480 --> 00:48:29,000
Speaker 1: love like a glow nut, which is like a vegan

871
00:48:29,760 --> 00:48:32,239
Speaker 1: doughnut that I found. They were like six dollars in

872
00:48:32,280 --> 00:48:34,400
Speaker 1: these little like protein vegan donuts, And that was the

873
00:48:34,440 --> 00:48:36,120
Speaker 1: closest thing I've had to a donut. And it was

874
00:48:36,160 --> 00:48:38,759
Speaker 1: called a glow nut weird weirdly enough, like an l

875
00:48:38,800 --> 00:48:42,000
Speaker 1: a boutique. Yeah, it's pretty good, but not worth it. Donuts.

876
00:48:42,160 --> 00:48:46,560
Speaker 1: What's your favorite donut growing up? This would be chocolate

877
00:48:46,600 --> 00:48:49,160
Speaker 1: long John What is that from Dunkin Donuts? It's like,

878
00:48:49,320 --> 00:48:51,760
Speaker 1: you know, it's in the shape of a long cream

879
00:48:51,760 --> 00:48:53,680
Speaker 1: in the middle, Like no, no, no, no, I wouldn't

880
00:48:53,680 --> 00:48:56,120
Speaker 1: even have cream, but I do, like I wouldn't now

881
00:48:56,200 --> 00:48:57,759
Speaker 1: I would like a cream donut, But back then I

882
00:48:57,920 --> 00:48:59,920
Speaker 1: just liked the chocolate I sing on top and it's

883
00:49:00,080 --> 00:49:03,560
Speaker 1: long and it does it. It's very it's very warm

884
00:49:03,800 --> 00:49:06,720
Speaker 1: and like not I hate don't. I don't understand people

885
00:49:06,760 --> 00:49:09,880
Speaker 1: who like donuts that are like hard, Like why you

886
00:49:09,920 --> 00:49:13,200
Speaker 1: would like sometimes when people get a mixed box of donuts. Yeah,

887
00:49:13,360 --> 00:49:15,279
Speaker 1: I sometimes I don't eat donuts, but I like to go.

888
00:49:15,880 --> 00:49:18,759
Speaker 1: Why would you ever choose this one? You know, the

889
00:49:18,880 --> 00:49:22,880
Speaker 1: ones that are like almost yes, why would you choose

890
00:49:22,920 --> 00:49:27,000
Speaker 1: a chocky one over this one that is so that

891
00:49:27,160 --> 00:49:29,520
Speaker 1: has like strawberry cream in it, or is like has

892
00:49:30,560 --> 00:49:33,359
Speaker 1: is soft. Same with cookies when people my dad likes

893
00:49:33,440 --> 00:49:36,120
Speaker 1: famous amos that are just like why would you like that?

894
00:49:36,239 --> 00:49:40,760
Speaker 1: Over chips white? Like we were going over those chips

895
00:49:40,880 --> 00:49:42,920
Speaker 1: the other day, and I like the soft sweet potato

896
00:49:43,040 --> 00:49:46,440
Speaker 1: chip inside to tear a blues or whatever, and you

897
00:49:46,560 --> 00:49:49,840
Speaker 1: like the crunch I like, but you know what, I

898
00:49:49,880 --> 00:49:52,640
Speaker 1: would like a crunch with a creamy dip. I'm all

899
00:49:52,719 --> 00:49:55,200
Speaker 1: in that consistency. But no, are you someone that would

900
00:49:55,239 --> 00:49:59,040
Speaker 1: choose one of those weird crowlers that are like chocky?

901
00:50:02,520 --> 00:50:05,360
Speaker 1: Do you remember the Curb Your Enthusiasm episode with the

902
00:50:05,600 --> 00:50:09,120
Speaker 1: scone and Larry was so upset that the scone was

903
00:50:09,239 --> 00:50:13,080
Speaker 1: so dry and she should be soft? Stones are dry,

904
00:50:13,320 --> 00:50:18,800
Speaker 1: muffins are soft? Yeah? All for dry uh baked goods.

905
00:50:19,120 --> 00:50:21,520
Speaker 1: What about cookies are you going for? You want like

906
00:50:21,560 --> 00:50:24,640
Speaker 1: a crispy like crunchy or do you like a cookies

907
00:50:24,719 --> 00:50:28,239
Speaker 1: is a little complicated? I like a really just like

908
00:50:30,280 --> 00:50:34,040
Speaker 1: edges crunchy middle soft? Yeah? What about a brownie? Are

909
00:50:34,040 --> 00:50:37,640
Speaker 1: you going for like the middle piece or like an edge? Really?

910
00:50:39,440 --> 00:50:43,120
Speaker 1: What about you're definitely an inside? I want everything gooey

911
00:50:43,200 --> 00:50:47,080
Speaker 1: and almost like still battery. I do like that too, though,

912
00:50:47,360 --> 00:50:49,400
Speaker 1: I like both. I like I'm on you like I

913
00:50:49,560 --> 00:50:53,000
Speaker 1: like a battered soft woman, you know, yes, but I

914
00:50:53,120 --> 00:50:55,080
Speaker 1: know I like a I like a crunch and I

915
00:50:55,200 --> 00:51:03,600
Speaker 1: like a softness to back joke, battered women sounds delicious. Um. Yeah,

916
00:51:03,680 --> 00:51:08,040
Speaker 1: If I go to a donut place, I get one glaze,

917
00:51:08,080 --> 00:51:12,399
Speaker 1: just old school glazed Boston cream because that's like kind

918
00:51:12,480 --> 00:51:16,239
Speaker 1: of that's like almost the dessert of the Yeah. Yeah,

919
00:51:16,840 --> 00:51:18,720
Speaker 1: And those are the two. Those are the two staple

920
00:51:19,000 --> 00:51:22,160
Speaker 1: that I'll get. And then I'll get a glaze with

921
00:51:22,320 --> 00:51:24,239
Speaker 1: the with the chocolate cream. Can I talk to you

922
00:51:24,280 --> 00:51:27,960
Speaker 1: about like guilt after eating those, Like if I ate

923
00:51:28,000 --> 00:51:33,000
Speaker 1: a donut like I only ate donuts disorders because a

924
00:51:33,080 --> 00:51:35,520
Speaker 1: donut hole is would not be It would still make

925
00:51:35,560 --> 00:51:37,160
Speaker 1: me feel guilty. It would make me feel like I

926
00:51:37,280 --> 00:51:39,320
Speaker 1: just ate this thing that like the rest of my

927
00:51:39,400 --> 00:51:41,440
Speaker 1: day is ruined and I should just I have to

928
00:51:41,520 --> 00:51:43,120
Speaker 1: like not eat the rest of the day. Like I

929
00:51:43,239 --> 00:51:46,920
Speaker 1: still have that mentality of like I can't enjoy my

930
00:51:47,120 --> 00:51:51,080
Speaker 1: life after I've eaten something so like bad or I

931
00:51:51,200 --> 00:51:53,040
Speaker 1: have to like now I have to go work out

932
00:51:53,160 --> 00:51:55,520
Speaker 1: or something. And so I think that as much as

933
00:51:55,560 --> 00:51:59,680
Speaker 1: I I just know now like those things will trigger

934
00:51:59,760 --> 00:52:01,640
Speaker 1: me to do weird things with food, so I just

935
00:52:01,760 --> 00:52:04,560
Speaker 1: avoid them, and which maybe that's eating disorder, e just

936
00:52:04,640 --> 00:52:06,879
Speaker 1: to avoid those. I don't think you're alone there. There's

937
00:52:06,880 --> 00:52:09,560
Speaker 1: something about starting your day with a thousand calories where

938
00:52:09,560 --> 00:52:12,399
Speaker 1: you're like, wow, okay, what then am I I'm done?

939
00:52:12,840 --> 00:52:14,840
Speaker 1: I would rather say if I'm going to eat a donut,

940
00:52:14,840 --> 00:52:16,200
Speaker 1: I would I would like to have it at the

941
00:52:16,360 --> 00:52:19,160
Speaker 1: end of my day, I really, because then it's like, Okay,

942
00:52:19,160 --> 00:52:22,120
Speaker 1: I would have done already today. I've had enough activity.

943
00:52:22,600 --> 00:52:24,240
Speaker 1: My body is about and I know you're not supposed

944
00:52:24,239 --> 00:52:26,480
Speaker 1: to eat highly CLOrk things before you nap, but like,

945
00:52:27,239 --> 00:52:29,600
Speaker 1: I don't mind. I really can't sleep if I'm hungry.

946
00:52:29,880 --> 00:52:34,440
Speaker 1: I need to feel like really satiated. But joke or

947
00:52:34,520 --> 00:52:36,759
Speaker 1: non where he takes a bath in the morning, he's like,

948
00:52:36,800 --> 00:52:40,440
Speaker 1: I start my day with the most indulgent, relaxing thing,

949
00:52:41,960 --> 00:52:45,239
Speaker 1: And that's how I kind of feel about like calorie Like,

950
00:52:45,600 --> 00:52:47,440
Speaker 1: but you know what, you should have more calories in

951
00:52:47,480 --> 00:52:52,719
Speaker 1: the morning. I mean, I eat six calories breakfast at

952
00:52:52,800 --> 00:52:56,000
Speaker 1: least it. And I never used to do that, you know,

953
00:52:56,120 --> 00:52:58,000
Speaker 1: Like I always just thought like you just starve all

954
00:52:58,080 --> 00:52:59,880
Speaker 1: day and then you get to roared yourself later. But

955
00:53:00,719 --> 00:53:03,880
Speaker 1: doing it, I do it with like oatmeal and hearty

956
00:53:04,000 --> 00:53:06,320
Speaker 1: things that like fill you up. A doughnut is just

957
00:53:06,560 --> 00:53:09,200
Speaker 1: candy to me. But that doesn't mean that my mouth

958
00:53:09,280 --> 00:53:11,239
Speaker 1: isn't watering right now. And I am missing out on

959
00:53:11,280 --> 00:53:13,200
Speaker 1: a lot by not indulging in donuts. And I say,

960
00:53:13,239 --> 00:53:16,680
Speaker 1: people eat donuts and they aren't, like they're like they're

961
00:53:16,719 --> 00:53:20,960
Speaker 1: still happy people. I just can't because you're a very

962
00:53:21,000 --> 00:53:24,279
Speaker 1: aware person. You're extremely like intelligent and stuff, and you

963
00:53:24,480 --> 00:53:28,040
Speaker 1: know why these feelings happen, and it happens to me too.

964
00:53:28,160 --> 00:53:30,520
Speaker 1: But it's like you eat the doughnut and you know

965
00:53:30,680 --> 00:53:32,760
Speaker 1: it's not that big of a deal, Like it really

966
00:53:32,960 --> 00:53:35,480
Speaker 1: isn't like really when you break it down, like it's

967
00:53:35,560 --> 00:53:37,440
Speaker 1: not like you could you could get rid of these

968
00:53:37,480 --> 00:53:40,560
Speaker 1: calories easy, like you could be easy on yourself. And

969
00:53:40,680 --> 00:53:43,640
Speaker 1: you know this. But you can just know that it

970
00:53:43,760 --> 00:53:46,480
Speaker 1: makes me uncomfortable in my body. It makes me it

971
00:53:46,600 --> 00:53:48,920
Speaker 1: makes me start having obsessive thoughts. That's the thing. Is

972
00:53:49,000 --> 00:53:51,239
Speaker 1: like I know that I get crazy when I eat

973
00:53:51,320 --> 00:53:53,960
Speaker 1: those things, and so I just rather not eat them

974
00:53:54,000 --> 00:53:56,279
Speaker 1: because it's not worth It's almost like drinking, Like I

975
00:53:56,320 --> 00:53:59,160
Speaker 1: could probably have one drink, but it's gonna change the

976
00:53:59,239 --> 00:54:02,160
Speaker 1: way my brain works to have that kind of substance

977
00:54:02,239 --> 00:54:04,800
Speaker 1: in me. So you're working on a set where like

978
00:54:04,880 --> 00:54:07,960
Speaker 1: I look at your outfit sometimes like hanging just hanging up,

979
00:54:08,360 --> 00:54:12,560
Speaker 1: and I get like a little like I feel like, God,

980
00:54:12,600 --> 00:54:14,719
Speaker 1: if I had to fit into pounds heavier than I

981
00:54:14,840 --> 00:54:16,960
Speaker 1: was last f Boy Island, I'm wearing all the same

982
00:54:17,080 --> 00:54:21,080
Speaker 1: size clothing. Yeah, for the last Perfect Strangers we shot,

983
00:54:21,640 --> 00:54:23,920
Speaker 1: and I'm having to wear all the same size clothing,

984
00:54:23,960 --> 00:54:26,680
Speaker 1: Like my size did not go up with my but

985
00:54:26,840 --> 00:54:30,799
Speaker 1: so I just have more like things that show up

986
00:54:30,960 --> 00:54:34,440
Speaker 1: under like I'm not wearing shapewear, so like you know,

987
00:54:34,719 --> 00:54:38,560
Speaker 1: if the if the silky thing that I'm wearing like

988
00:54:38,680 --> 00:54:41,719
Speaker 1: touches my stomach, you can see like there's like I

989
00:54:41,800 --> 00:54:43,360
Speaker 1: can have like a roll or something, and I have

990
00:54:43,440 --> 00:54:45,440
Speaker 1: to stand so much straighter and all these things, Oh

991
00:54:45,520 --> 00:54:49,800
Speaker 1: my god, my body and silk would look hilarious. It

992
00:54:49,840 --> 00:54:53,800
Speaker 1: would look ridiculous. It would look like a pair like

993
00:54:54,719 --> 00:55:02,600
Speaker 1: being strangled. It just like that, Like I'm not trying.

994
00:55:02,840 --> 00:55:05,920
Speaker 1: The best thing is though, knowing that I have been

995
00:55:06,000 --> 00:55:10,520
Speaker 1: thinner before these same outfits I've done literally nothing to

996
00:55:10,719 --> 00:55:15,960
Speaker 1: change that except just like if I'm happy, then I

997
00:55:16,000 --> 00:55:18,000
Speaker 1: don't give a funk what my body looks like can

998
00:55:18,160 --> 00:55:23,520
Speaker 1: be honest, like with something, you look healthier at this

999
00:55:24,560 --> 00:55:27,320
Speaker 1: whatever it is, weight is And it's not even about

1000
00:55:27,360 --> 00:55:29,759
Speaker 1: like if I look healthy. I don't look at the

1001
00:55:29,800 --> 00:55:32,000
Speaker 1: scale like I think, like your skin looks like you

1002
00:55:32,120 --> 00:55:35,480
Speaker 1: look great? Yes, yeah, so it's like it's not like

1003
00:55:35,760 --> 00:55:38,239
Speaker 1: fucking it's just a way. Then it's just like that's

1004
00:55:38,239 --> 00:55:39,640
Speaker 1: not even a part of it, you know what. I

1005
00:55:39,719 --> 00:55:42,560
Speaker 1: know that done, but it's like, but there, it's just

1006
00:55:42,800 --> 00:55:47,680
Speaker 1: sometimes healthy doesn't look the way that it doesn't. Sometimes

1007
00:55:47,800 --> 00:55:57,160
Speaker 1: healthy on camera looks yeah, I mean you you Everyone

1008
00:55:57,239 --> 00:55:59,359
Speaker 1: does not understand when you see celebrities that you see

1009
00:55:59,360 --> 00:56:01,040
Speaker 1: on camera and you see them in real life, they're

1010
00:56:01,040 --> 00:56:04,440
Speaker 1: always smaller because the camera does add and it's just

1011
00:56:04,600 --> 00:56:06,839
Speaker 1: it's but I don't I really don't give a funk.

1012
00:56:06,840 --> 00:56:08,839
Speaker 1: I'm not on this show to be hot, even though

1013
00:56:08,880 --> 00:56:11,239
Speaker 1: I do feel that way sometimes. So it's good And

1014
00:56:11,480 --> 00:56:13,719
Speaker 1: and speaking of you saying that I'm healthy, let's go

1015
00:56:13,840 --> 00:56:16,240
Speaker 1: into Top one Bottom one because it takes us perfectly

1016
00:56:16,320 --> 00:56:20,279
Speaker 1: into the topic of today's Top one Bottom one. You

1017
00:56:20,400 --> 00:56:23,879
Speaker 1: literally were reading my mind. Uh. The category for top

1018
00:56:23,920 --> 00:56:29,879
Speaker 1: one bottom one today is compliments. Yeah, what's the best

1019
00:56:30,000 --> 00:56:32,480
Speaker 1: kind of compliment you can get? And the worst compliment

1020
00:56:35,560 --> 00:56:38,640
Speaker 1: I'm not even joking you. My bottom complement is going

1021
00:56:38,719 --> 00:56:47,480
Speaker 1: to be you look healthy, because I don't say that.

1022
00:56:47,640 --> 00:56:50,520
Speaker 1: That's such a bad way of thinking. Well, it's hard

1023
00:56:50,560 --> 00:56:53,000
Speaker 1: to come up with a compliment that is not good.

1024
00:56:53,239 --> 00:56:56,320
Speaker 1: But to me, healthy just means we're so glad you

1025
00:56:56,480 --> 00:56:58,560
Speaker 1: gained weight. That's what it means to me, because every

1026
00:56:58,640 --> 00:57:00,680
Speaker 1: time I've heard Nikki need to get you back to

1027
00:57:00,719 --> 00:57:03,000
Speaker 1: a healthy weight, Like in my life, it's always been

1028
00:57:03,160 --> 00:57:05,520
Speaker 1: about gaining weight, and it means you've gained weight and

1029
00:57:05,600 --> 00:57:08,520
Speaker 1: we're all more comfortable around you because before you were

1030
00:57:08,560 --> 00:57:10,840
Speaker 1: so thin and we were all kind of like But

1031
00:57:10,920 --> 00:57:12,480
Speaker 1: that's such a negative way to look at it. I mean,

1032
00:57:12,560 --> 00:57:14,640
Speaker 1: we're it's more like, oh, we love you and this

1033
00:57:14,800 --> 00:57:16,720
Speaker 1: is great. Well, but I hear the way girls talk

1034
00:57:16,760 --> 00:57:19,920
Speaker 1: about girls that are skinny, and they go, oh my god,

1035
00:57:19,960 --> 00:57:22,440
Speaker 1: how does she even stand up? Like they always make

1036
00:57:22,480 --> 00:57:25,200
Speaker 1: it about them being unhealthy so that they can change

1037
00:57:25,280 --> 00:57:28,320
Speaker 1: the It's the same thing that people do about fat people.

1038
00:57:28,360 --> 00:57:31,320
Speaker 1: They go, they're unhealthy and were more worried about her health. No,

1039
00:57:31,440 --> 00:57:34,560
Speaker 1: you're not. You're fucking shut up. You don't give a

1040
00:57:34,640 --> 00:57:37,840
Speaker 1: funk about anyone's health. You're worried about them. And and

1041
00:57:37,960 --> 00:57:40,080
Speaker 1: this isn't for everyone, but it's for those caddie bitches

1042
00:57:40,160 --> 00:57:42,960
Speaker 1: that pretend that they don't want to be fat because

1043
00:57:43,040 --> 00:57:45,240
Speaker 1: they go, you know, fat is fine for other people,

1044
00:57:45,280 --> 00:57:47,040
Speaker 1: but for me, I don't want to be fat because

1045
00:57:48,080 --> 00:57:50,760
Speaker 1: I care about my health. No, just like I said

1046
00:57:50,760 --> 00:57:53,800
Speaker 1: about skin cancer versus aging, I care about the aging

1047
00:57:53,840 --> 00:57:56,040
Speaker 1: part of the sun more than the skin cancer. And

1048
00:57:56,160 --> 00:57:59,240
Speaker 1: when people say that about shut up about And then

1049
00:57:59,280 --> 00:58:01,240
Speaker 1: when people are elis of you being too thin, they

1050
00:58:01,280 --> 00:58:03,040
Speaker 1: have to make it about your health that they're concerned

1051
00:58:03,080 --> 00:58:05,200
Speaker 1: about it. And in some cases that is the truth.

1052
00:58:05,240 --> 00:58:07,040
Speaker 1: I'm not saying it's not always that truth. But I

1053
00:58:07,120 --> 00:58:08,720
Speaker 1: think a lot of times this whole thing of like,

1054
00:58:09,480 --> 00:58:13,120
Speaker 1: I know, but then I guess if they don't say anything,

1055
00:58:13,160 --> 00:58:14,800
Speaker 1: then you're like, how could you not say anything? I

1056
00:58:14,920 --> 00:58:16,880
Speaker 1: was right there on the writing was on the wall,

1057
00:58:17,320 --> 00:58:20,640
Speaker 1: like yeah, but I'm saying but yeah, But that's different

1058
00:58:20,680 --> 00:58:23,320
Speaker 1: when it's someone who's actually dealing with a health issue

1059
00:58:23,960 --> 00:58:26,160
Speaker 1: versus someone who's just a little bit more thin than

1060
00:58:26,200 --> 00:58:28,720
Speaker 1: you are and you're jealous and so you're like how

1061
00:58:28,760 --> 00:58:31,080
Speaker 1: does she even stand up? And like I just have

1062
00:58:31,280 --> 00:58:34,000
Speaker 1: I get I get comments sometimes from women who are

1063
00:58:34,080 --> 00:58:37,560
Speaker 1: obsessed with their bodies, and they'll say things like oh,

1064
00:58:37,720 --> 00:58:43,800
Speaker 1: you know, like um, well you're well you're so tiny

1065
00:58:44,040 --> 00:58:48,840
Speaker 1: that they'll just make comments about like being thin and

1066
00:58:48,920 --> 00:58:50,680
Speaker 1: I'm not trying to be like woe is me, I'm

1067
00:58:50,720 --> 00:58:54,040
Speaker 1: so thin people making the comments, but they I've done

1068
00:58:54,040 --> 00:58:57,760
Speaker 1: it before. Two of like, well, you need help with

1069
00:58:57,800 --> 00:59:00,439
Speaker 1: that bad because you're you have like no no fat

1070
00:59:00,520 --> 00:59:02,040
Speaker 1: on you, or you're probably cold because you have no

1071
00:59:02,120 --> 00:59:03,880
Speaker 1: fat on you, or just saying ship like that just

1072
00:59:04,000 --> 00:59:06,080
Speaker 1: to make myself feel better that I have fat on you,

1073
00:59:06,760 --> 00:59:08,440
Speaker 1: because I don't even want to look like you even

1074
00:59:08,480 --> 00:59:10,680
Speaker 1: though I'm dying too deep down and I need to

1075
00:59:10,720 --> 00:59:12,920
Speaker 1: make it negative. It's funny you say that because like

1076
00:59:13,000 --> 00:59:16,920
Speaker 1: we posted that photo of us here on Perfect Stranger

1077
00:59:16,960 --> 00:59:20,840
Speaker 1: set and uh, I'm I'm standing on the step, so

1078
00:59:21,040 --> 00:59:23,800
Speaker 1: I look really like tall for once, like you know,

1079
00:59:24,000 --> 00:59:27,160
Speaker 1: and you look really tiny because I'm on the step.

1080
00:59:27,480 --> 00:59:29,800
Speaker 1: So so many of the comments like I've never seen

1081
00:59:29,880 --> 00:59:32,680
Speaker 1: you look tinier, or like Andrew, You're not that fucking

1082
00:59:32,800 --> 00:59:36,080
Speaker 1: tall like people just I didn't read any of the comments,

1083
00:59:36,200 --> 00:59:38,320
Speaker 1: but yeah, I haven't looked tinier, but it was all

1084
00:59:38,520 --> 00:59:41,880
Speaker 1: dimensions and I'm holding tiny little coke, so I just

1085
00:59:42,000 --> 00:59:45,680
Speaker 1: like I looked a little futian. But that is I honestly,

1086
00:59:45,840 --> 00:59:48,000
Speaker 1: that is not. Someone asked me the other day what

1087
00:59:48,120 --> 00:59:49,960
Speaker 1: my weight was because they're like, my boyfriend and I

1088
00:59:50,040 --> 00:59:52,960
Speaker 1: are are disagreeing. He thinks you're this. I think you're this,

1089
00:59:54,280 --> 00:59:56,720
Speaker 1: and I was like, I'll tell you I'm a buck

1090
00:59:56,800 --> 01:00:00,200
Speaker 1: forty and she goes, WHOA, Okay, I was right. My

1091
01:00:00,280 --> 01:00:03,880
Speaker 1: boyfriend that you were withainn we like, and I go.

1092
01:00:04,040 --> 01:00:06,920
Speaker 1: Boys don't know weights. They truly don't know. They always

1093
01:00:06,960 --> 01:00:11,000
Speaker 1: think like they would probably guess that I'm one ten

1094
01:00:11,240 --> 01:00:13,560
Speaker 1: or something because men don't. And I don't understand men's weights.

1095
01:00:13,560 --> 01:00:16,320
Speaker 1: I could never understand, like, I don't know when people

1096
01:00:16,360 --> 01:00:19,120
Speaker 1: are guys are like I'm this, I'm like Jesus Christ,

1097
01:00:19,240 --> 01:00:22,240
Speaker 1: that's a lot. But that doesn't because it's like guys

1098
01:00:22,360 --> 01:00:25,760
Speaker 1: you think like you know a lot of times, you know,

1099
01:00:25,840 --> 01:00:28,400
Speaker 1: girls will be like God, she's she doesn't look like dad,

1100
01:00:28,520 --> 01:00:30,880
Speaker 1: or she's not she's't you know, her her body is

1101
01:00:30,920 --> 01:00:33,120
Speaker 1: not you know whatever. But guys are like, if you

1102
01:00:33,240 --> 01:00:35,880
Speaker 1: look taller as a guy and you're not tall, they

1103
01:00:36,040 --> 01:00:39,439
Speaker 1: lose their fund. They don't like it. They don't like it. Okay,

1104
01:00:39,480 --> 01:00:41,840
Speaker 1: so let's get into top one bottom one compliments. What's

1105
01:00:41,880 --> 01:00:45,040
Speaker 1: your least favorite complimenting. My least favorite compliment is adding

1106
01:00:45,160 --> 01:00:49,160
Speaker 1: actually to any compliment. So you start the sentence with, actually,

1107
01:00:49,480 --> 01:00:53,080
Speaker 1: I thought you're actually really funny. You're actually really funny,

1108
01:00:53,160 --> 01:00:56,320
Speaker 1: You're actually better than I thought you're actually, So it's

1109
01:00:56,400 --> 01:01:00,680
Speaker 1: kind of like just so self like congratulatory words yourself

1110
01:01:00,720 --> 01:01:03,320
Speaker 1: of being like I expected you to be worse because

1111
01:01:03,400 --> 01:01:07,320
Speaker 1: my standards are so fucking high that you actually like

1112
01:01:08,160 --> 01:01:11,320
Speaker 1: almost like god. And it's just saying like I didn't

1113
01:01:11,360 --> 01:01:13,960
Speaker 1: think you were before. That's not saying yeah, I was

1114
01:01:14,040 --> 01:01:17,880
Speaker 1: expecting you to suck. It's like, thanks, dude, appreciate it.

1115
01:01:18,560 --> 01:01:20,880
Speaker 1: I get it. I get I usually don't like female comics.

1116
01:01:20,960 --> 01:01:24,000
Speaker 1: But blah blah blah that have any kind of caveat

1117
01:01:24,120 --> 01:01:27,280
Speaker 1: with a compliment is not a compliment. No, it's a

1118
01:01:27,400 --> 01:01:30,120
Speaker 1: it's a you're patting yourself on the back that you're yeah,

1119
01:01:30,200 --> 01:01:32,960
Speaker 1: you're more intelligent, but you won me over. But I

1120
01:01:33,120 --> 01:01:39,560
Speaker 1: usually don't like this kind of humor. I'm telling you, listen,

1121
01:01:39,760 --> 01:01:42,640
Speaker 1: we all have made this mistake out there and you've

1122
01:01:42,640 --> 01:01:45,440
Speaker 1: said something to like to that in our d M.

1123
01:01:45,680 --> 01:01:47,760
Speaker 1: You're not a bad person. We all kind of do it,

1124
01:01:47,960 --> 01:01:51,520
Speaker 1: and you're actually a good person. Yeah, you're better than

1125
01:01:51,600 --> 01:01:56,240
Speaker 1: most people. You're actually, despite being a total idiot the

1126
01:01:56,240 --> 01:01:58,600
Speaker 1: way you compliment people, you're actually like better than we

1127
01:01:58,680 --> 01:02:06,200
Speaker 1: thought you were. Um um, what's your least favorite compliment? Okay,

1128
01:02:06,240 --> 01:02:09,680
Speaker 1: so this happens to me recently, and it's so annoying

1129
01:02:09,760 --> 01:02:12,680
Speaker 1: when someone compliments and they say, like, for example, book,

1130
01:02:12,840 --> 01:02:14,640
Speaker 1: the one that I got was, oh, I really like

1131
01:02:14,800 --> 01:02:18,439
Speaker 1: your hair better than this way. Yes, it's just any

1132
01:02:18,600 --> 01:02:21,440
Speaker 1: inference that before was I didn't like it. It's just

1133
01:02:21,560 --> 01:02:25,240
Speaker 1: say you like my hair, right, and especially when my

1134
01:02:25,360 --> 01:02:28,280
Speaker 1: hair was different, I got a compliment from this person too,

1135
01:02:28,920 --> 01:02:32,600
Speaker 1: It's like, did you lie to me? Yep? What did that?

1136
01:02:33,360 --> 01:02:36,640
Speaker 1: That really hurts, But it's just the nice thing. Again,

1137
01:02:36,720 --> 01:02:39,760
Speaker 1: It's just that people don't even realize. Here's the thing.

1138
01:02:39,920 --> 01:02:42,640
Speaker 1: It's almost like apologies do not count if they have

1139
01:02:42,720 --> 01:02:44,920
Speaker 1: the word butt in them, and compliments don't count if

1140
01:02:44,960 --> 01:02:48,160
Speaker 1: you have to compare it to something, you know, like

1141
01:02:48,400 --> 01:02:52,040
Speaker 1: I don't like my at least favorite is you're funnier

1142
01:02:52,120 --> 01:02:56,200
Speaker 1: than this person. And because most of the time they're wrong,

1143
01:02:57,080 --> 01:02:59,680
Speaker 1: or they'll they'll insult one of my friends, but they're trying.

1144
01:02:59,720 --> 01:03:02,360
Speaker 1: They're thinking that I will really enjoy. And it's always

1145
01:03:02,400 --> 01:03:05,560
Speaker 1: another female comic. It's never a male comic ever, ever, ever,

1146
01:03:06,120 --> 01:03:09,480
Speaker 1: it's always a female comic. And um, yeah, it's it's

1147
01:03:09,520 --> 01:03:11,880
Speaker 1: just any kind of compliment that compares you. And then

1148
01:03:11,960 --> 01:03:14,880
Speaker 1: also you look healthy, Like I actually don't mind that

1149
01:03:14,960 --> 01:03:17,800
Speaker 1: compliment now, but yeah, healthy just makes me think that

1150
01:03:18,080 --> 01:03:22,000
Speaker 1: I can like survive the like people think that I'm

1151
01:03:22,000 --> 01:03:23,880
Speaker 1: gonna like I have a lot of fat storts to

1152
01:03:24,040 --> 01:03:28,440
Speaker 1: like support babies and survived like hibernation, and it just

1153
01:03:28,560 --> 01:03:31,240
Speaker 1: makes me think of like, we're so glad you're fat.

1154
01:03:31,760 --> 01:03:33,920
Speaker 1: That makes me think but it's I know, it's not

1155
01:03:34,040 --> 01:03:36,720
Speaker 1: that and now I actually want to look healthy. That

1156
01:03:36,880 --> 01:03:38,840
Speaker 1: was kind of like an old man that didn't like that.

1157
01:03:38,920 --> 01:03:41,680
Speaker 1: But that's a common thing that girls don't like to hear. Um,

1158
01:03:41,760 --> 01:03:44,320
Speaker 1: which is so stupid that we don't like to hear

1159
01:03:44,360 --> 01:03:48,080
Speaker 1: that we're healthy. What's your favorite kind of compliment? Um?

1160
01:03:49,040 --> 01:03:52,560
Speaker 1: Trying to think that's tough because I just like a

1161
01:03:52,640 --> 01:03:56,720
Speaker 1: compliment that's whatever, the opposite of someone saying actually, like

1162
01:03:57,160 --> 01:04:00,680
Speaker 1: where it doesn't feel patronizing, where it's just like you know,

1163
01:04:00,880 --> 01:04:04,760
Speaker 1: oh man, great job, like something simple, you know, but

1164
01:04:04,880 --> 01:04:07,520
Speaker 1: like specifically, I'm trying to get a compliment on anything

1165
01:04:07,600 --> 01:04:09,960
Speaker 1: you go to because I'm what would be your best

1166
01:04:10,000 --> 01:04:16,280
Speaker 1: compliment anything relating to Uh, I don't know. I guess

1167
01:04:16,320 --> 01:04:19,920
Speaker 1: like being thoughtful or something that has to do with

1168
01:04:20,040 --> 01:04:25,120
Speaker 1: like working and not my looks or appearance interesting, So

1169
01:04:25,280 --> 01:04:29,280
Speaker 1: like being like you're such you're so um, you're so

1170
01:04:29,400 --> 01:04:32,960
Speaker 1: good at your job, something that I would love that. Yes,

1171
01:04:33,480 --> 01:04:35,720
Speaker 1: well I could say that to you like you are.

1172
01:04:35,920 --> 01:04:39,080
Speaker 1: I mean, that's there's no question. That's like telling you

1173
01:04:39,160 --> 01:04:44,000
Speaker 1: look really hot when you do I don't like that

1174
01:04:44,680 --> 01:04:47,080
Speaker 1: your new hair looks so good when you put up

1175
01:04:47,120 --> 01:04:50,160
Speaker 1: that video. Do you know yours? I have mine? Yeah?

1176
01:04:50,240 --> 01:04:52,640
Speaker 1: I think I have mine. Now. I think it's when um,

1177
01:04:53,920 --> 01:04:58,760
Speaker 1: people people understand that I'm actually intelligent and like I

1178
01:04:58,840 --> 01:05:05,720
Speaker 1: feel you just said actual in your own Oh my

1179
01:05:05,880 --> 01:05:16,840
Speaker 1: god it maybe you like it when it's fine, okay, uh,

1180
01:05:17,160 --> 01:05:20,440
Speaker 1: you know, when people see that I'm intelligent and not

1181
01:05:20,600 --> 01:05:24,200
Speaker 1: that I'm just about your intelligence. Yeah, my intelligence is

1182
01:05:24,320 --> 01:05:26,720
Speaker 1: nice because I do rather that than a compliment about

1183
01:05:27,040 --> 01:05:33,240
Speaker 1: being attractive interesting, so you have less I think maybe

1184
01:05:33,280 --> 01:05:37,040
Speaker 1: I'm wrong, but I think we want compliments on things

1185
01:05:37,120 --> 01:05:40,720
Speaker 1: that we're it's more insecure about, right, So you're more

1186
01:05:40,720 --> 01:05:43,280
Speaker 1: insecure about being good at your job than you are

1187
01:05:43,320 --> 01:05:47,680
Speaker 1: about being attractive, or it's just not something you value

1188
01:05:47,800 --> 01:05:51,080
Speaker 1: as much. I think for me, it's just like the validation, yes,

1189
01:05:52,440 --> 01:05:55,160
Speaker 1: and like it just doesn't as important to you to

1190
01:05:55,320 --> 01:05:58,280
Speaker 1: be perceived Maybe it's not as important to be perceived

1191
01:05:58,280 --> 01:06:01,280
Speaker 1: as hot or I just full right, Like I just know,

1192
01:06:01,480 --> 01:06:05,440
Speaker 1: like I I'm not Cindy Crawford or her daughter, you know,

1193
01:06:05,600 --> 01:06:08,000
Speaker 1: like I just know that that's the truth of it.

1194
01:06:08,160 --> 01:06:11,240
Speaker 1: But like the quality of my work, Like that's where

1195
01:06:11,240 --> 01:06:14,000
Speaker 1: I find a lot of my validation. Yeah. I think

1196
01:06:14,040 --> 01:06:16,160
Speaker 1: it's a mixture of what we're insecure about but also

1197
01:06:16,280 --> 01:06:19,840
Speaker 1: what we we value. Yes, yeah, that's the good way

1198
01:06:19,880 --> 01:06:22,080
Speaker 1: of putting it. Yeah, And I think it's you know,

1199
01:06:22,120 --> 01:06:23,800
Speaker 1: it just comes with age where you kind of just

1200
01:06:23,920 --> 01:06:27,280
Speaker 1: like you understand your looks. Like I'm a short, chubby

1201
01:06:27,360 --> 01:06:29,720
Speaker 1: leave shriver and it's okay, but I have some leave

1202
01:06:29,800 --> 01:06:31,840
Speaker 1: in me, you know what I mean. I didn't leave

1203
01:06:31,880 --> 01:06:35,880
Speaker 1: at all. Yeah, he's leaving a little bit for you.

1204
01:06:38,040 --> 01:06:41,840
Speaker 1: He's leaving and I ate it. Um, Yeah, No, I

1205
01:06:41,960 --> 01:06:43,920
Speaker 1: just yeah, I think there's something to that. I think.

1206
01:06:44,440 --> 01:06:46,200
Speaker 1: I think I when I just feel seen where I

1207
01:06:46,280 --> 01:06:48,280
Speaker 1: like where I know I'm like either doing like some

1208
01:06:48,520 --> 01:06:52,680
Speaker 1: dry humor or I'm like and someone knows that you

1209
01:06:52,760 --> 01:06:55,520
Speaker 1: were like when you've seen me. It feels really good

1210
01:06:55,560 --> 01:06:57,920
Speaker 1: when I feel seen by you where you're like, oh,

1211
01:06:58,080 --> 01:07:00,320
Speaker 1: I get like you just may have done a like

1212
01:07:00,480 --> 01:07:02,640
Speaker 1: you might be playing a dumb character, but the dumb

1213
01:07:02,760 --> 01:07:04,920
Speaker 1: character you're choosing to play is there's a lot of

1214
01:07:05,160 --> 01:07:07,960
Speaker 1: genius behind it my dream. Yes, well I I know

1215
01:07:08,160 --> 01:07:10,280
Speaker 1: that a lot for you, like I. And there are

1216
01:07:10,320 --> 01:07:11,919
Speaker 1: times where I go, did you mean to do? Because

1217
01:07:11,960 --> 01:07:14,840
Speaker 1: sometimes you don't. Sometimes we all stumble into something. That's

1218
01:07:15,080 --> 01:07:17,360
Speaker 1: like when you named your dad's boat when you're a

1219
01:07:17,400 --> 01:07:19,720
Speaker 1: kid and you he's a blood doctor and so he

1220
01:07:19,920 --> 01:07:21,840
Speaker 1: was like, what about blood vessel and everyone was like

1221
01:07:21,920 --> 01:07:26,560
Speaker 1: that's brilliant, But he didn't know that vessel blood vessel boat.

1222
01:07:26,680 --> 01:07:29,200
Speaker 1: He was just naming blood things, so he didn't realize

1223
01:07:29,240 --> 01:07:32,240
Speaker 1: that he was a genius. But then there are other

1224
01:07:32,320 --> 01:07:34,800
Speaker 1: times where you play like you're just saying something dumb,

1225
01:07:34,880 --> 01:07:38,280
Speaker 1: but it's honestly, like really funny. Yeah, that's and and

1226
01:07:38,440 --> 01:07:40,680
Speaker 1: when you know, there's time where I'm just dumb. You know,

1227
01:07:41,040 --> 01:07:43,280
Speaker 1: I get that. But it's like there are times where

1228
01:07:43,280 --> 01:07:46,600
Speaker 1: it's like intentional, so intentional that I get so furious

1229
01:07:46,640 --> 01:07:49,600
Speaker 1: when people are like, dude, you didn't even get it,

1230
01:07:49,800 --> 01:07:53,080
Speaker 1: And it's like I made the joke, dude, Like the

1231
01:07:53,200 --> 01:07:56,560
Speaker 1: joke is the character needs to be someone who's dumb

1232
01:07:56,640 --> 01:07:59,360
Speaker 1: to even get that, to deliver that joke. Yeah, people

1233
01:07:59,400 --> 01:08:02,240
Speaker 1: are stupid. That's when other people just don't get it

1234
01:08:02,360 --> 01:08:05,480
Speaker 1: and they're stupid. But no, I I definitely think you're

1235
01:08:06,160 --> 01:08:09,800
Speaker 1: You're so intelligent it's insane. It's just like there are like, um,

1236
01:08:10,960 --> 01:08:13,200
Speaker 1: the I think the gaps And what was I doing?

1237
01:08:13,600 --> 01:08:15,600
Speaker 1: Oh no, no, no, I was. I was doing a

1238
01:08:15,640 --> 01:08:17,720
Speaker 1: crossword last night, and I was like, because Rob and

1239
01:08:17,760 --> 01:08:19,320
Speaker 1: I were talking about how smart you are, but like

1240
01:08:19,479 --> 01:08:22,639
Speaker 1: when it comes to like certain things you have, it's

1241
01:08:22,680 --> 01:08:26,840
Speaker 1: so funny that you don't know certain things. Crosswords for

1242
01:08:26,920 --> 01:08:28,880
Speaker 1: you would be a big issue because what was the

1243
01:08:28,920 --> 01:08:31,840
Speaker 1: crossword clue yesterday? Final thought that I go, I wonder

1244
01:08:31,840 --> 01:08:37,920
Speaker 1: if Andrew would know this? Yes, um, okay, I was

1245
01:08:37,920 --> 01:08:44,759
Speaker 1: wondering if you would know this uh word for letters

1246
01:08:45,560 --> 01:08:52,960
Speaker 1: words sung twice after qu e in quotes, words sung

1247
01:08:53,160 --> 01:08:59,760
Speaker 1: twice after uh than in quotes qu e words sung

1248
01:09:00,040 --> 01:09:07,160
Speaker 1: word sung twice after the word qu e. So it's

1249
01:09:07,160 --> 01:09:10,400
Speaker 1: probably a song and it starts with qu e as

1250
01:09:10,479 --> 01:09:13,000
Speaker 1: the first word, and then there's another word that comes

1251
01:09:13,080 --> 01:09:17,320
Speaker 1: twice like said twice after that word. It feels like

1252
01:09:17,400 --> 01:09:21,920
Speaker 1: a British thing. No, you know, don't even know what

1253
01:09:22,000 --> 01:09:27,479
Speaker 1: if I pronounce it k k blank blank is a word?

1254
01:09:29,280 --> 01:09:31,120
Speaker 1: Does it? Does anything ring a bell? If I go

1255
01:09:31,240 --> 01:09:39,479
Speaker 1: kay Sara Sarah, Yeah, okay, that's tough. And as also

1256
01:09:39,600 --> 01:09:41,640
Speaker 1: did this is funny? This was a crossroad clue that

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01:09:41,760 --> 01:09:46,960
Speaker 1: you literally I think that's what maybe is not the

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01:09:47,040 --> 01:09:50,120
Speaker 1: same thing I'm talking about, Like just there's a I

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01:09:50,160 --> 01:09:53,200
Speaker 1: don't know a lot of words. Yeah, yeah, exactly, that's okay,

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01:09:53,240 --> 01:09:55,560
Speaker 1: and that's okay, that's like that's your and I don't know,

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01:09:56,320 --> 01:09:58,680
Speaker 1: I literally couldn't explain how football works to you, Like

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01:09:58,800 --> 01:10:00,680
Speaker 1: I just don't know certain things, like but I'm good

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01:10:00,680 --> 01:10:03,960
Speaker 1: at memorizing words if needed. Now, this word came up

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01:10:04,040 --> 01:10:06,960
Speaker 1: in UM WORDLD the other days like this was one

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01:10:07,040 --> 01:10:10,800
Speaker 1: that people often start with ada and you had never

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01:10:11,000 --> 01:10:13,320
Speaker 1: heard of that? All right, I wouldn't know how to

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01:10:13,360 --> 01:10:17,519
Speaker 1: spend it. I think to bid idea, to bid idea, right,

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01:10:17,920 --> 01:10:19,560
Speaker 1: Like you're not even saying it right, you're saying, I

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Speaker 1: do ide Can you try to spell it a D

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Speaker 1: A D e au. I liked it. It's a d

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Speaker 1: I eu e um. But yeah, that like those certain

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01:10:39,120 --> 01:10:42,840
Speaker 1: I think it's a difference between intelligence and um whatever

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01:10:42,920 --> 01:10:47,719
Speaker 1: you've started your brain. You're definitely very very intelligent, there's

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01:10:47,720 --> 01:10:49,720
Speaker 1: no question, but there's just like there's some things that

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01:10:49,840 --> 01:10:51,760
Speaker 1: you just missed out on it. Why what that is?

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01:10:51,800 --> 01:10:54,080
Speaker 1: I wonder if I'm just like it just doesn't I

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01:10:54,160 --> 01:10:56,120
Speaker 1: guess it's like football for you, Like it just doesn't

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01:10:56,160 --> 01:10:58,599
Speaker 1: intrigue you. But it will not go in my brain.

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01:10:59,000 --> 01:11:02,200
Speaker 1: It will not. It will not that there in fit

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Speaker 1: yards and like converting that and like zones and like

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01:11:07,640 --> 01:11:10,000
Speaker 1: how are we so dune when we talk about something.

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01:11:10,120 --> 01:11:12,720
Speaker 1: I cannot begin to tell you what it means? And

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01:11:12,800 --> 01:11:15,400
Speaker 1: it it really irritates me that people are so good

1284
01:11:15,439 --> 01:11:19,840
Speaker 1: at it, like and and also um like world history

1285
01:11:20,040 --> 01:11:26,559
Speaker 1: and about like different um conflicts and uh, just it's

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01:11:26,600 --> 01:11:28,600
Speaker 1: there's too much and I just stopped paying attention, and

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01:11:28,640 --> 01:11:31,439
Speaker 1: I don't information, and like, I think we're really good

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01:11:31,520 --> 01:11:36,200
Speaker 1: with people, like understanding people and making observations like that's

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01:11:36,240 --> 01:11:39,799
Speaker 1: why we're obviously comedians and stuff. But yeah, just facts

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01:11:39,920 --> 01:11:42,960
Speaker 1: that we that really don't interest in us at all.

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01:11:43,360 --> 01:11:47,240
Speaker 1: Just yeah, and words interested me because I'm like, I

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01:11:48,080 --> 01:11:51,960
Speaker 1: what interests me is being well informed about certain things

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01:11:52,040 --> 01:11:54,479
Speaker 1: that I care about. Words. That's just something I care about.

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01:11:54,479 --> 01:11:56,599
Speaker 1: You don't care about it, and so it doesn't Yeah,

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01:11:57,160 --> 01:12:01,040
Speaker 1: and um, okay, So my favorite compliment is, uh, you're

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01:12:01,040 --> 01:12:06,360
Speaker 1: adorable cut. That's like the opposite of like it's like

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01:12:06,520 --> 01:12:09,960
Speaker 1: you're adorable to me. It makes me think little. It

1298
01:12:10,080 --> 01:12:13,240
Speaker 1: means like you're someone that you want to protect. That

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01:12:13,479 --> 01:12:18,800
Speaker 1: is like is your you're just you're like you're innocent, Yeah,

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01:12:18,880 --> 01:12:23,719
Speaker 1: you're innocent. You're sweet. No, just like oh you're so cute,

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01:12:23,880 --> 01:12:26,479
Speaker 1: like cute. Oh my god, It's like I would hate that.

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01:12:26,600 --> 01:12:29,280
Speaker 1: Oh it's my favorite And what do you think in

1303
01:12:29,320 --> 01:12:33,080
Speaker 1: your head? Because it means to me like someone who um,

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01:12:33,479 --> 01:12:36,960
Speaker 1: you think it's someone you cherish, like the way you

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01:12:37,080 --> 01:12:40,720
Speaker 1: cherish like like oh like whenever Chris is like you're

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01:12:41,120 --> 01:12:44,040
Speaker 1: you're adorable like or it's just like, Oh, you're just

1307
01:12:44,160 --> 01:12:46,160
Speaker 1: so cute the way you got excited about that. It's

1308
01:12:46,200 --> 01:12:51,840
Speaker 1: like it's seeing someone as like because I I get

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01:12:51,880 --> 01:12:53,960
Speaker 1: what you're saying, because for someone that you know hangs

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01:12:54,000 --> 01:12:57,400
Speaker 1: out with you a loud obviously, like I think most

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01:12:57,479 --> 01:13:00,960
Speaker 1: of the time you have to be tough off, you know,

1312
01:13:01,200 --> 01:13:03,920
Speaker 1: which is kind of the opposite of adorable in your

1313
01:13:04,000 --> 01:13:07,679
Speaker 1: job and your work getting ship done, so adorable harsh

1314
01:13:07,760 --> 01:13:10,479
Speaker 1: person I always come off as like but then when

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01:13:10,520 --> 01:13:14,000
Speaker 1: I see you do like you did that uh that

1316
01:13:14,280 --> 01:13:16,679
Speaker 1: um that thing with the guy where he breaks down

1317
01:13:17,280 --> 01:13:19,760
Speaker 1: Taylor Swift videos or whatever, and I saw like this

1318
01:13:19,920 --> 01:13:24,160
Speaker 1: like little girly like adorable side in you that is

1319
01:13:24,280 --> 01:13:28,120
Speaker 1: not often seen. Yes, yes, and I think you probably

1320
01:13:28,160 --> 01:13:29,840
Speaker 1: want to let that out more, but then it would

1321
01:13:29,840 --> 01:13:32,200
Speaker 1: be seen as it's like saying I'm sorry, you know.

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01:13:32,320 --> 01:13:34,920
Speaker 1: It just is that that when I feel and I

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01:13:35,000 --> 01:13:37,400
Speaker 1: feel like it just is irritating to people. And so

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01:13:37,479 --> 01:13:40,519
Speaker 1: when people like give acknowledge that as like, oh, we

1325
01:13:40,680 --> 01:13:42,560
Speaker 1: like that, it makes me feel like safe that I

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01:13:42,600 --> 01:13:45,479
Speaker 1: can be myself and like be excited about dumb stuff

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01:13:45,560 --> 01:13:47,880
Speaker 1: or just and that I'm not like I just feel

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01:13:47,880 --> 01:13:49,960
Speaker 1: like a lot of times being adorable and like being like,

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Speaker 1: oh my god, it's so like just being like it

1330
01:13:52,720 --> 01:13:55,679
Speaker 1: makes you look like you're trying to get people's attention

1331
01:13:55,840 --> 01:13:58,360
Speaker 1: or trying to look adorable. So when I get the adorable,

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01:13:58,600 --> 01:14:00,719
Speaker 1: it makes me feel so good because I'm never trying

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Speaker 1: to be adorable, and then it makes me feel like, oh,

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01:14:02,520 --> 01:14:06,080
Speaker 1: maybe I'm just really lovable. Like adorable equals lovable. It

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01:14:06,240 --> 01:14:08,479
Speaker 1: means like a baby that you want to protect and

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01:14:08,600 --> 01:14:12,160
Speaker 1: like cherish, and I think that's what I like. So

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01:14:12,280 --> 01:14:14,519
Speaker 1: that was an interesting to even think about that because

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01:14:14,520 --> 01:14:15,800
Speaker 1: I was like, oh, I probably would like to be

1339
01:14:15,880 --> 01:14:17,720
Speaker 1: called hot, and I'm like, no, I know, I am,

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01:14:18,280 --> 01:14:20,920
Speaker 1: I don't know. I'm adorable though, and adorable healthy. You

1341
01:14:21,000 --> 01:14:23,120
Speaker 1: can go throughout your whole life being adorable. You can

1342
01:14:23,160 --> 01:14:26,879
Speaker 1: be an adorable grandmother. You can be adorable gets you protection.

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01:14:27,000 --> 01:14:29,439
Speaker 1: It means people are going to protect you, because adorable

1344
01:14:29,479 --> 01:14:33,960
Speaker 1: means naive, innocent, weak in certain ways, kind of stupid,

1345
01:14:34,600 --> 01:14:37,840
Speaker 1: but like, ah, like not in a way that you're like, God,

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01:14:38,040 --> 01:14:40,720
Speaker 1: you would never be disgusted with something that's adorable. It's

1347
01:14:40,800 --> 01:14:42,960
Speaker 1: only cute and it's only something that makes you want

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01:14:43,000 --> 01:14:45,360
Speaker 1: to get closer to it. And I think I want

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01:14:45,400 --> 01:14:48,320
Speaker 1: people to feel that way about me, even though I'm

1350
01:14:49,640 --> 01:14:53,400
Speaker 1: like my girls like, you're so cute, and as a guy,

1351
01:14:53,560 --> 01:14:55,920
Speaker 1: you'd be like, I want to be a rot wild

1352
01:14:56,040 --> 01:14:58,519
Speaker 1: I remember, I don't want to be a puppy. I

1353
01:14:58,560 --> 01:15:03,920
Speaker 1: want to be a fucking rot. No. I love when

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01:15:04,040 --> 01:15:06,920
Speaker 1: boys are adorable. When a guy is cute, Oh that

1355
01:15:07,160 --> 01:15:09,439
Speaker 1: is the horny as I get. When they're just like like,

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Speaker 1: it makes yeah. When they're just like we don't they

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01:15:13,160 --> 01:15:16,200
Speaker 1: don't babies like, it makes me so happy. They're so

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01:15:16,560 --> 01:15:18,720
Speaker 1: cute and they're That means they're not going to be mean.

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01:15:18,880 --> 01:15:21,040
Speaker 1: They're not going to be moody like babies don't get

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01:15:21,120 --> 01:15:24,120
Speaker 1: like mood you know, like they don't have egos. It

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Speaker 1: means ego listeness a little bit. Okay, we gotta go.

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Speaker 1: Thank you for listening to the podcast today. We will

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Speaker 1: be back tomorrow with a new one. You know we'll

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Speaker 1: be here. Kabo Wabo Buttweiser, don't be cut there and no, no,

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Speaker 1: that didn't got but it does.