Speaker 1: The Nicky Gleiser podcastnik Gleaser, here's Nikky.
Speaker 2: Hello, it's me. It's Nicky Glaizer. Welcome to the Welcome
Speaker 2: to the podcast. I just said Billy as a sex
Speaker 2: slave for the second part of the song because it's
Speaker 2: an old joke with all my girlfriends that who's my
Speaker 2: Billy is Sarah Lena's dog. And one time it was
Speaker 2: just wearing a leather collar, and all the girls were
Speaker 2: doing the podcast together and we were starting the podcast
Speaker 2: and we were kind of just singing it like as
Speaker 2: Noah was setting up. Ever, all the girls were kind
Speaker 2: of just like singing the theme song over and over,
Speaker 2: and then at one point Taylor McGraw saw Billy with
Speaker 2: like she was just like, you know, like you know,
Speaker 2: scratching Billy's head and saw the leather collar and said,
Speaker 2: Billy is a sex slave.
Speaker 3: Collar.
Speaker 2: And then it stuck.
Speaker 4: And so whenever we're on the girl's chat and Sarah
Speaker 4: Lena's talking about Billy, she's like, so sex slave is
Speaker 4: just throwing she just calls her sex slave now name no,
Speaker 4: like there's no humor behind like one would get about
Speaker 4: you guys.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but she's just like, I'm so sad scared. Sex
Speaker 2: slave is gonna die? Like we just call it sex slave.
Speaker 2: Now she's a senior dog is he? Is he old? Yeah?
Speaker 2: She Billy like Billy Holliday, you would Billy's a boy's
Speaker 2: name generally, Yeah, Billy, Iirish Billy. Yeah. I always remember
Speaker 2: the Clueless joke that I never understood until later, where
Speaker 2: share you know, the girl and Clueless gets picked up by,
Speaker 2: you know, the gay guy that she has a crush on,
Speaker 2: but she doesn't know he's gay, but everyone else does.
Speaker 2: And in the nineties when I saw that, I did
Speaker 2: not know he was gay either. But she has this
Speaker 2: crush on this guy who's clearly gay, and he picks
Speaker 2: her up and he's playing and she goes, who is it?
Speaker 2: And he's playing Billy Holliday. She's like, who is this?
Speaker 2: And he goes Billy Holliday and she goes, oh, I
Speaker 2: love him. And then I didn't even understand that joke
Speaker 2: until later. She also said she's giving a speech in
Speaker 2: her class and she was like, I believe we should
Speaker 2: let the Hadians come here instead of Haitians. And apparently
Speaker 2: I watched like a behind the Music about it that
Speaker 2: movie and she she did not they didn't plan for
Speaker 2: her to say haydians, but the actress at least Silver
Speaker 2: Show didn't know how to pronounce it, and they were like,
Speaker 2: that's perfect, keep it in. No one tell her. So
Speaker 2: I always remember those two things anyway. Yeah, so Billy
Speaker 2: is a sex slave. My mom is here everyone, she's
Speaker 2: in studio. Julie Glazer, welcome to the show. Thank you, Nick.
Speaker 2: Brian Frangie is here in Los Angeles via satellite. What's up, Brian?
Speaker 2: Brian just got off the phoney had a very important call,
Speaker 2: and we all kind of like listen to his sart
Speaker 2: of it and then all and then he said, oh,
Speaker 2: that was great news, and I go, what happened?
Speaker 3: Wait?
Speaker 2: Save it for the podcast. So what was that call about?
Speaker 2: I think it's about your car, okay, but also I
Speaker 2: heard a woman's voice on the line, and usually women
Speaker 2: aren't telling you about your car. That's to women.
Speaker 5: To women. We don't want to throw shad to women.
Speaker 5: They could be mechanics.
Speaker 2: I want to throw shade at them because SPF protection
Speaker 2: is important too for anti aging, So so much shade
Speaker 2: on all women because youth is key. Okay, what what happened?
Speaker 4: Well?
Speaker 5: I had a malfunction in my car, uh air bag,
Speaker 5: which is like a safety issue, and I haven't able
Speaker 5: to get to fix get it fixed.
Speaker 2: You look like you had hit by an air bag today.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you do anything, please, I just want to draw
Speaker 4: people to the YouTube channel.
Speaker 5: This is how we get people to look at the
Speaker 5: YouTube channel. What does Brian's hair look like today?
Speaker 1: Hair?
Speaker 2: We'll do something with You've great, ky, I.
Speaker 5: Gotta get an I don't come, I do wake up,
Speaker 5: and I just I don't.
Speaker 2: I don't either, But okay, so anyway, it really I
Speaker 2: don't know what I would be able to do with it.
Speaker 2: It's well, you just like run it, come through it,
Speaker 2: and you kind of like make it just looks a
Speaker 2: little like you sleipt on it. I think he should
Speaker 2: gell it back.
Speaker 5: No, I'm not. I just I'm not gonna slick it back.
Speaker 5: I'll never slick I'm not a tower. Subaru is my
Speaker 5: car company, and I'm usually a big fan of Subaru.
Speaker 5: And this air bag broke and I'm driving my future
Speaker 5: wife to Colorado for our wedding next month, and the
Speaker 5: air bag needs to work. She's gonna be sitting in
Speaker 5: the passenger seat and the air bag. If you know
Speaker 5: this is like, this could be a disaster.
Speaker 2: So I brought so did you know it doesn't work
Speaker 2: because it gave a little light or something when someone's
Speaker 2: sitting in the passenger seat. It says a passenger air
Speaker 2: bag off and then the air bag warning lights on.
Speaker 2: So it's like my air bag will work, but hers won't. Yeah,
Speaker 2: you can just quickly bring her to your side if
Speaker 2: you see a crash.
Speaker 5: If I if I see a crash, I pull her over. Yeah.
Speaker 5: And so I brought it to the super rue dealership.
Speaker 5: And everybody knows that dealerships are not very helpful and
Speaker 5: they're super expensive and they make you wait a long
Speaker 5: time and overall shitty experience. This one in particular is
Speaker 5: complaining of staff shortages and all this stuff. And they
Speaker 5: told me, they told me that there was no problem
Speaker 5: that they couldn't find a problem with the car. They
Speaker 5: can't run a diagnosed.
Speaker 2: They told me all thish, get in the passenger seat
Speaker 2: and start the car and you'll hear the alert.
Speaker 5: They refused. They said, we're not sitting in your passenger seat.
Speaker 5: And I was like, that's the only way to get
Speaker 5: the alert. They refused, Okay, and so then what I
Speaker 5: took it to an independent mechanic, an incredible mechanic, complete
Speaker 5: automotive systems in Palms if you ever are living in
Speaker 5: that area. And they sat in the passenger seat with me.
Speaker 5: They talked me through it, They got the diagnostic and
Speaker 5: they and they found out that's a romantic I mean,
Speaker 5: I feel like I feel like I have like a
Speaker 5: little romantic relationship with this guy. He's such a good mechanic.
Speaker 2: You know, when you find someone who finally fixes your problem,
Speaker 2: you honestly feel romantic feelings for them.
Speaker 5: Yes, And I think it's with mechanics. It's the same
Speaker 5: thing with like a barber or a stylist. It's like,
Speaker 5: once you find one, you're committed.
Speaker 2: Never let him, yeah, because it's so hard to do
Speaker 2: it and you yeah, and they could be sleazy, like
Speaker 2: they everything about the industry could be. They don't have
Speaker 2: to be good, and so it's so nice when you
Speaker 2: find one. I'm happy that you found a guy that
Speaker 2: life relationship with. Yes, aren't you worried about him being
Speaker 2: in that passenger seat?
Speaker 3: Now?
Speaker 5: Well, we agreed that he's allowed to see other cars,
Speaker 5: so it's just you guys.
Speaker 2: That's good.
Speaker 5: So anyway, just called me up because I called up
Speaker 5: Subaru and they have an advocacy line where they have
Speaker 5: like some person who like fights for you on your behalf,
Speaker 5: and I've been I didn't have anything.
Speaker 2: Again, Subaru like they'll Subaru hires people that will fight
Speaker 2: for you for your Yeah, the goal.
Speaker 5: Is to like make you Satis so you continue to
Speaker 5: buy suber Rus throughout your life. So they're like your advocate.
Speaker 5: And I had no faith in this advocate, not in
Speaker 5: this particular advocate, but I had no faith in a
Speaker 5: car company advocating forming in any capacity. And I just
Speaker 5: figured I'd go pay full price for this part, which
Speaker 5: wound up being twenty six hundred dollars.
Speaker 2: Jesus.
Speaker 5: They have to replace the entire seat because it's the
Speaker 5: censor in the seat, and I thought that was an
Speaker 5: outrageous fee to pay, especially.
Speaker 2: This is like a good price for a seat. But
Speaker 2: I think it's more it's a safety issue. So much money.
Speaker 5: It's the air bag. It should be free no matter what.
Speaker 2: Absolutely how old is the car. Yeah, that's a good point.
Speaker 5: It's a twenty fifteen. Yeah, the warranty expired nine months ago.
Speaker 2: Oh convenient. Yeah, but I think he got Yeah, you
Speaker 2: did get Ye advocate called. That was who we heard.
Speaker 5: So I missed the call from the advocate two times already,
Speaker 5: so that's why I answered it. And she told me
Speaker 5: that I don't have to go to the dealer. I
Speaker 5: can go to my new my new mechanic guy and
Speaker 5: shall reimburse me for up to one thousand dollars, which
Speaker 5: I did not expect any of that. Wow, well one
Speaker 5: thousand dollars that is amazing news. I expected just to
Speaker 5: pay out of pocket for the entire thing. So thank you,
Speaker 5: Subaru Advocacy Group. I now like Subaru again. I love
Speaker 5: Subaru before.
Speaker 2: Okay, well every time I get into a Subaru I
Speaker 2: do like it.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I love Subaru's they ever since Dave Matthews gave away
Speaker 2: one in nineteen ninety nine online, and I bet here
Speaker 2: standing next to one. I love suber Us and they
Speaker 2: just seem to be helping the environment, even though there's
Speaker 2: no basis to that whatsoever. They just seem to be
Speaker 2: on the right side of things. The first kind of their.
Speaker 5: They were one of the first car companies to advertise
Speaker 5: to the LGBT community, and their advertisements they'd have the.
Speaker 2: Same That's why it's kind of associated with lesbians getting
Speaker 2: super rus, Yes, because that's another thing I know about them.
Speaker 2: I want a date with a guy who drove a
Speaker 2: Super U and I thought it was he had kind
Speaker 2: of the demeanor of one. There was a little bit
Speaker 2: too much feminine energy radiating from him, which I did
Speaker 2: not hate, but it was a thing that I noticed
Speaker 2: that I picked up on. He was very nice and
Speaker 2: like there was just you know, there's more. There was
Speaker 2: more feminine energy than masculine for me. But that's no judgment.
Speaker 2: He was just I kind of I was like, oh,
Speaker 2: this is something different. But he did drive a super
Speaker 2: but I liked that Subero. I got in that and
Speaker 2: I was like, this is thinking about but no, I
Speaker 2: was like, this guy has good taste. It was a
Speaker 2: nice car, and it was like a risk to take
Speaker 2: to get a Super.
Speaker 5: Is there a car that if a guy drove up
Speaker 5: in it you would be like, this is over?
Speaker 2: Tesla's for me now are kind of keh. I don't
Speaker 2: hate them, but it kind of tells me if you
Speaker 2: bought one, it just tells me they were about in
Speaker 2: status and you kind of think it just reminds me
Speaker 2: of Elon Musk too much, And do you know that
Speaker 2: he named each of the models of the cars so
Speaker 2: that it would eventually spell sexy, like the Model S,
Speaker 2: the Model three, the Model X, the Model Y. And
Speaker 2: that he also priced one of the first Teslas at
Speaker 2: sixty nine four and twenty dollars because he So. I
Speaker 2: just did this thing for the La Times where they
Speaker 2: asked me all about Elon Musk's jokes quote unquote to
Speaker 2: see if he was funny or not. So I guess
Speaker 2: they're asking a bunch of comedians, like what do you
Speaker 2: think of this joke? And none of them are jokes.
Speaker 2: They're all just like him calling a guy a pedo,
Speaker 2: and it's like, is that a joke? It was just
Speaker 2: all these things. But I really went pretty hard on him,
Speaker 2: and I'm honestly scared for my life now. I'm like,
Speaker 2: wait a ticket. Elon Musk could have me murdered in
Speaker 2: seconds and have it covered up. He's one of the
Speaker 2: richest men on the world. I bet he reads the
Speaker 2: La Times. I bet he reads anything about himself, and
Speaker 2: he fancies himself a comedian, so he wants desperately. You know,
Speaker 2: he went on stage with chappelleinal Heo says Sonell. He
Speaker 2: went on Rogan like he wants to be a comedian,
Speaker 2: which I then at the end of the things said,
Speaker 2: I'm very flattered that this person who's so successful in
Speaker 2: everything they do want still wants to be a comedian.
Speaker 2: It makes me feel cool because this guy who has
Speaker 2: everything and can't have everything, can't have this one thing
Speaker 2: because he'll never be funny. And I said, he'll never
Speaker 2: be funny because he's surrounded by people who will always
Speaker 2: laugh at everything he says. And you need to be
Speaker 2: a comedian. You need to have a sense of humility,
Speaker 2: you need to bomb, and he can't bomb because he
Speaker 2: employs everyone he's around. He has no real friends to
Speaker 2: tell him that's not funny. Like he did this one
Speaker 2: stunt at Twitter when he first bought it where he
Speaker 2: he walked in with a sink. Did you know this?
Speaker 2: He worked with a sink and was the headline was
Speaker 2: let this sink in And he had a big sink
Speaker 2: he was carrying in. I said, I felt bad for
Speaker 2: the guy that had to go to Low's to buy
Speaker 2: that sink, and to all the people that were in
Speaker 2: the room with him when he came up with it
Speaker 2: that had to be like haa yeah, man like this
Speaker 2: guy never has someone not laughing at his jokes. It's
Speaker 2: not I said, it's not his fault that he thinks
Speaker 2: he's funny. It's our fault. Yeah, it's our fault because
Speaker 2: we're scared of him. We want some of his power
Speaker 2: and money, so we laugh at everything he says. So
Speaker 2: it's not his fault he's not funny and that he
Speaker 2: has the.
Speaker 5: That's why it's always impressive when someone incredibly powerful is
Speaker 5: actually funny. Like I think Barack Obama. Oh, at the
Speaker 5: same time, I think, I don't know he's funny. He
Speaker 5: really is actually funny.
Speaker 2: Well, because he came up not a privileged little asshole,
Speaker 2: did he who thought, yeah, he's not. Obama probably has
Speaker 2: narcissistic tendencies because you have to be to want to
Speaker 2: be president. But it seems like he he cares what
Speaker 2: other people think.
Speaker 5: Yeah folds.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 5: Elon's parents owned Emerald mines in Africa. They're pretty well
Speaker 5: to do, but they didn't share According to him, they
Speaker 5: didn't share the wealth with him. But I'm sure he
Speaker 5: had certain benefits.
Speaker 2: That's open door. It's not like they made him live
Speaker 2: out in the shed in the backyard like he's still
Speaker 2: got things. Yeah, but it's but again it's not his fault.
Speaker 2: Like people who are privileged assholes, it's not their fault.
Speaker 2: It's not like you would be a kid and be
Speaker 2: like mom, Dad, stop showering me with all this like money.
Speaker 2: And well, like you, you don't. Yeah, you can't help
Speaker 2: how you come up if you are protected from anyone
Speaker 2: telling you the truth about life. No, and I am
Speaker 2: in several ways sheltered. And but I will say I
Speaker 2: am sharing the wealth myself with my family. And back
Speaker 2: to this weekend, my mom and I went to Nashville
Speaker 2: because I had a shoot on wednes Thursday. I flew
Speaker 2: in Wednesday night, my mom joined me on Thursday. Had
Speaker 2: a shoot on Thursday for a show on the USA
Speaker 2: Network called Barmageddon, And it's hosted by Nikki Garcia, formerly
Speaker 2: one of the Bella Twins, but now that she goes
Speaker 2: by Garcia, who I actually did their podcast a couple
Speaker 2: of weeks ago, and so I already had like a
Speaker 2: rapport with her, and she's so nice and just cool
Speaker 2: and pretty and talented and all those things. And then
Speaker 2: also on the show are it's just it's pretty much
Speaker 2: two celebrities guests playing bar Games to with A with A.
Speaker 2: This is the second season. So the celebrity has a
Speaker 2: team mate, and the teammate is someone who's had like
Speaker 2: a really epic fail on on online, you know, like
Speaker 2: someone who's like tripped and fell in a pool or like,
Speaker 2: you know, just did some embarrassing tosh point zero type
Speaker 2: thing and they need redemption. And so we're we're playing
Speaker 2: bar games with them against the other celebrity and their teammate.
Speaker 2: And then also on the show are Blake Shelton, I
Speaker 2: want to say, Blake Griffin, Blake Shelton from the Voice
Speaker 2: and Music, and Gwen Sefani and then Carson Dally from
Speaker 2: TRL Carson Daily Live Live or whatever that is in
Speaker 2: the Today Show. And you couldn't ask for three better
Speaker 2: celebrities who are more down to earth cool nice. They're
Speaker 2: just so nice. And I know I say that a
Speaker 2: lot about celebrities. When I don't say someone's nice, it's
Speaker 2: because they're not otherwise I'm gonna say it. So the
Speaker 2: only time you'll hear me say anything about a celebrities
Speaker 2: personality is generally when they're nice. And if I haven't
Speaker 2: commented on it, it probably means they're an asshole, which
Speaker 2: often happens or they think they're kid but no, there
Speaker 2: was no kidness. Mom. You got in, No, yeah, go ahead,
Speaker 2: I got in. Yeah. And I was really not going
Speaker 2: to go. I was like, yeah, because I met out
Speaker 2: the Hughes two going to these things, and she kind
Speaker 2: of just sits in the green room all day, like
Speaker 2: she's like kind of over the glitz and glam of
Speaker 2: like going down.
Speaker 3: Hitting in a green room, just like watching you on
Speaker 3: a monitor most of the time.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's it's a really long day.
Speaker 3: And I just thought, well, and I didn't even know
Speaker 3: you were starting late, but I was like, I just
Speaker 3: may not go. And then You're like, well, you might
Speaker 3: have fun, and I'm like okay, and.
Speaker 2: I can always send you home in an uber if
Speaker 2: it's not fun. Yeah. I kind of thought that too,
Speaker 2: and I was like, Oh, so we're in downtown Nashville,
Speaker 2: Blake Griff, Blake Shelton's Bar and filming this thing. We
Speaker 2: go to hair and makeup, we do all that. We're
Speaker 2: in the green room eating snacks and then we get
Speaker 2: pulled to set and then the green room is for
Speaker 2: the celebrities guests and that's pretty much it. It's for
Speaker 2: me and Al Madrigal who was other celebrities. Yeah, you
Speaker 2: know him Daily Show. Yeah, And so we were hanging
Speaker 2: out there and then and with my mom and producers
Speaker 2: who were like telling us about the games. And then
Speaker 2: after the was it after the first game that what
Speaker 2: Blake came in?
Speaker 3: It was like the fourth game.
Speaker 2: No, it wasn't. It was after the first one. It
Speaker 2: was because I know what I got pulled to go do.
Speaker 2: So anyway, we're back in the room in between games,
Speaker 2: which I was terrible at all of the games. I
Speaker 2: am so used to being bad at everything. It is
Speaker 2: absurd how bad I am at anything, and I I
Speaker 2: am not good. So besides darn cure words, it's it
Speaker 2: is cute. It's I'm really used to it. They were
Speaker 2: kind of like, are you okay? And I go, I'm
Speaker 2: so used to losing on show, it's not even it
Speaker 2: doesn't bother me anymore. It'd be great.
Speaker 5: I want to go see you do Celebrity Ninja Warrior
Speaker 5: or whatever. That was.
Speaker 2: That was the worst life.
Speaker 1: I didn't want to.
Speaker 2: It was the worst in my life. Let's let's come
Speaker 2: back and talk about that when we get back, and
Speaker 2: we'll tell you all about our day at Barmageddon because
Speaker 2: there's left stell and then we're gonna get into some
Speaker 2: Taylor Swift stuff and uh with the concert we went to.
Speaker 2: But also there's some news that's out to address it.
Speaker 2: So we'll talk about all that when we get back
Speaker 2: my mom and Brian Panji and no of course news
Speaker 2: in all right. Yeah, I'm bad at everything and any
Speaker 2: kind of like physical channel. I can't even believe I'm
Speaker 2: with Chris Convey because sports are so important to him,
Speaker 2: and like precision sports and like just bargain, like any
Speaker 2: kind of games are so important to him, and he
Speaker 2: has a girlfriend that is disabled. Honestly, I think even
Speaker 2: it's it turns into special Olympics type stuff with me.
Speaker 2: I think it really does. It's so embarrassing and if
Speaker 2: I even do a little bit good people go good.
Speaker 2: Like it's just so pandering and humiliating. Brian, you went
Speaker 2: to American Injia Warrior, which, by the way, I only
Speaker 2: got asked to do a day before it was shooting
Speaker 2: because someone you had no time to tyree shot dropped
Speaker 2: out or something like that. He was Monique. I forget
Speaker 2: who it was. It was some black person with one
Speaker 2: name dropped out as could have been no Moisia, I
Speaker 2: think is characters played by Brandy, which also it could
Speaker 2: have been Brandy. Yeah, so you weren't off one name
Speaker 2: and a black person. But anyway, so I got asked
Speaker 2: to do it because clearly I'm the first person you
Speaker 2: think of when Tyrese can't make What did Tyree saying?
Speaker 2: I forget probably do a better job? Yeah? Yeah he
Speaker 2: was a model, but I think under too. So anyway,
Speaker 2: I was that was the worst.
Speaker 5: Not fair, not fair. You need time to train for that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but no one, no one did you know none
Speaker 2: of these other celebrities did Did you get to practice before? Yeah,
Speaker 2: there was one day where we went and practiced. My
Speaker 2: partner was Jesse Graff. She kind of looks like me,
Speaker 2: but fit and she I went to her house and
Speaker 2: she had a big pig and she had like a
Speaker 2: Menja warrior thing set up in the house. Like inside
Speaker 2: the house, it's it's like you in the kitchen, you
Speaker 2: can climb on the walls, and do you know there's
Speaker 2: ropes and all these things running around, and in her
Speaker 2: backyard there's trampolines and all the stuff, so you can
Speaker 2: it's because she's a regular yeah. Yeah. So we got
Speaker 2: matched with a regular to like help us the like
Speaker 2: and this was my first like celebrity thing. So it
Speaker 2: was the first time I go, oh, I guess I'm
Speaker 2: a celebrity, because you can't be on the show unless
Speaker 2: you are. This is twenty seventeen.
Speaker 5: Wow, So this was the moment you were like, oh,
Speaker 5: I guess I'm a celebrity.
Speaker 2: Yeah, because like you, I didn't know I was a
Speaker 2: comic until I was on Last Comic Standing. It's like, okay,
Speaker 2: well they wouldn't put me on the show unless I
Speaker 2: was a comic, like it's in the title Dancing to
Speaker 2: the Stars. I was like, okay, I guess I'm a star. Now.
Speaker 2: I would never call myself that, but I'm on a
Speaker 2: show a star singer, yes, and so I'm a singer.
Speaker 5: Now you're masked.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well i'm and now I'm masked, so I'm a
Speaker 2: masked star celebrity and uh yeah. I wait for these
Speaker 2: kind of coronations so to speak, where I get knighted
Speaker 2: as such because it's embarrassing to call yourself a celebrity
Speaker 2: or a comic. You never know when to do it.
Speaker 2: And then you get on the show and you go, well,
Speaker 2: I guess I am so no training, but like a
Speaker 2: day where I just like ran around an obstacle course
Speaker 2: with her in her backyard. It was fun. And then
Speaker 2: the course itself, we get there, it is so hard.
Speaker 2: None of the celebrities could even do it. Who's the
Speaker 2: girl from because Natalie Morales from the Today Show was
Speaker 2: the other woman. Yeah, and then it was the girl
Speaker 2: from American Beauty who's letting in the bed of roses,
Speaker 2: Mina Suvari.
Speaker 5: Oh, okay, okay.
Speaker 2: And I forget the others, but those are the two girls.
Speaker 2: And we were all struggling. The first thing you had
Speaker 2: to like like just run on this kind of like
Speaker 2: lily pad thing and then you swing to another thing,
Speaker 2: and none of us could do it. We kept falling.
Speaker 2: Good you weren't alone. And so this was just the
Speaker 2: practice during the day and I and so they go,
Speaker 2: we're gonna move the lily pads closer together. We're gonna
Speaker 2: adjust so that they can at least get past the
Speaker 2: first step of.
Speaker 5: This, you know.
Speaker 2: And you got to on the real Ninja Warria, you
Speaker 2: fall and you're out. But this one we got to
Speaker 2: multiple tribe because it was for charity. It was your celebrity. Yeah,
Speaker 2: and so yeah, and.
Speaker 5: They had a little jokes. They had little jokes if
Speaker 5: you failed, like if you fell in the pool of water,
Speaker 5: there was a person with a raft that could row
Speaker 5: you across, Like there's stuff like that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, there were always like these failsafes to like, yeah,
Speaker 2: so I got to like row to the other side
Speaker 2: because I fell in the water. But it was terrifying
Speaker 2: because you're I don't like any of this stuff. I
Speaker 2: was like, I would never do a ropes course outside
Speaker 2: of if I was like, I don't know. Sixth grade
Speaker 2: camp we had to do like a ropes course, and
Speaker 2: I only did that because I didn't want to be
Speaker 2: the mainly on. I wouldn't. So I was crying and
Speaker 2: I was really wanting to walk away. And then they
Speaker 2: gave us this speech about how this is then you
Speaker 2: would be losing fifteen thousand dollars for these kids with cancer.
Speaker 2: It was like for Red Nose Day. And so they're like,
Speaker 2: then you would be sacrificing fifteen thousand dollars that's going
Speaker 2: to go to kids, and it's like your ego is
Speaker 2: more important than that. They gave us like this pep
Speaker 2: talk because I and I was crying, and I remember
Speaker 2: a guy named Nick from the Yankees.
Speaker 5: Do you know Nick'swisher, Nick Swishisher, the happiest man on
Speaker 5: planet Earth.
Speaker 2: Yes. He was so nice to me, and I remember
Speaker 2: thinking that he just worked on the show because he
Speaker 2: was like, he's just this guy that was like cheering
Speaker 2: me on when we were practicing. Yeah, and I was like,
Speaker 2: this guy's really cute, Like I wonder what his deal
Speaker 2: it Like it was kind of like, oh my god,
Speaker 2: this guy's so nice, like and then it turned out
Speaker 2: he was a New York Yankee, a beloved New York Yankee.
Speaker 2: He was one of the other celebrities, and he was
Speaker 2: so nice to me, and I was crying, and he
Speaker 2: came over and was just like, hey, you know, this
Speaker 2: isn't a big deal. Like he kind of talked me
Speaker 2: off the ledge, which I needed because you had to
Speaker 2: literally jump off a ledge on this and so so he, uh,
Speaker 2: he was just really nice. So anyway we get to
Speaker 2: the man, this is like bringing back so much anxiety
Speaker 2: we were. It was just so embarrassing because it was
Speaker 2: I remember just like I'm almost like starting to cry
Speaker 2: because it was just like I didn't want to do it.
Speaker 2: I just hate when you were forced to do something
Speaker 2: because people are like, you didn't even have die to
Speaker 2: think about it. I did. I had hours between the
Speaker 2: practice and the.
Speaker 3: I'm talking about this saying yeah, I'll do the show.
Speaker 2: Yeah, because at that point I didn't. I don't have
Speaker 2: I never want to turn down anything in my career
Speaker 2: because you could be the one thing where you do
Speaker 2: something funny or someone sees you and it takes and
Speaker 2: you're in no position to do that. But I hated
Speaker 2: every second of it. I I did the worst by
Speaker 2: far out of everyone. And I remember Natalie Morales and
Speaker 2: also Mina Suvari being like, this is so hard. We
Speaker 2: suck at this and feeling like, oh my god, thank
Speaker 2: you guys, you suck too. We're all gonna suck. And
Speaker 2: they're all like freaking out about it too. They like,
Speaker 2: do they complete the whole thing? Which I only completed
Speaker 2: twenty percent of it, So to complete the whole thing
Speaker 2: versus twenty percent, you're fucking lying about being I'm so
Speaker 2: bad at it. It's like when girls used to go,
Speaker 2: I'm gonna get off the f I didn't study it
Speaker 2: all in the test, and then they get an A
Speaker 2: like those at those little quiet a students who like
Speaker 2: to pretend like yes, yeah, I call these women holes
Speaker 2: and all. No, they were so nice. Mina Souvari and
Speaker 2: Natalie Morales again two celebrities who are so nice and
Speaker 2: don't are not too for school, but fuck them because
Speaker 2: they were really talented, and they were underplaying it because
Speaker 2: they were trying to make me feel better, like this
Speaker 2: is scary, this sucks. I yes, it is sweet, but
Speaker 2: I did not appreciate them going so far. And Jeff
Speaker 2: Die was there swinging all over things and just died
Speaker 2: killing it and it was like I wanted Jeff to
Speaker 2: and uh after that, I was so mad how good
Speaker 2: he was at it. Everyone was good, everyone except me.
Speaker 2: I was by far the worst, not even like the worst,
Speaker 2: a little like someone has to be the worst, yeah,
Speaker 2: but usually there's someone who's a little bit better than you,
Speaker 2: but it's slightly like there's someone who's like kind of
Speaker 2: riding the bottom with you, but you have to be
Speaker 2: the bottom. There was no one even close to as
Speaker 2: bad as me. It was so embarrassing. And there's a
Speaker 2: huge audience there, you.
Speaker 5: Know, Paramount Lot or something. Yeah, yes, and they they
Speaker 5: take Main Street, which is where they film a lot
Speaker 5: of like movies and stuff where their sets are all
Speaker 5: set up to look like a real street and they
Speaker 5: put bleachers, so there is literally hundreds of people watching.
Speaker 2: You, watching you, and and like just feeling bad, feeling
Speaker 2: sorry for you, and and I just was like, I
Speaker 2: turned off my ego. Do you ever do that where
Speaker 2: you're just like or you turn off your fear and
Speaker 2: you just like, I think it's not the same thing
Speaker 2: people do before they jump off a building. I think
Speaker 2: that's what separates My suicide book is talking a lot
Speaker 2: about this, like before people kill themselves, they just do it,
Speaker 2: like they just rip off the band aid, even though
Speaker 2: they know it's gonna hurt it. What literally was the
Speaker 2: same feeling I had to just turn off the thing
Speaker 2: that told me everything, like don't do this because it
Speaker 2: was scary. I'm honest, sixty sixty feet in the air.
Speaker 2: Maybe that's an exaggeration, but it's so And I'm scared
Speaker 2: of heights and you have to jump out, and yes,
Speaker 2: you are attached to things that are going to save you,
Speaker 2: and there's a net below, but I have to jump
Speaker 2: on this like trapeze bar. It was so scary because
Speaker 2: I hate, like I hate diving boards. I hate when
Speaker 2: men jump on diving boards and then they almost like
Speaker 2: crash on the bottom like they yeah, they double bounce
Speaker 2: like and then they land again and they like kind
Speaker 2: of miss it, the kind of scre Like nothing makes
Speaker 2: me more anxious than like trying to grab a bar
Speaker 2: and like missing it, Like there's something just yeah, that's scary,
Speaker 2: even though you can't get hurt, Like there was just
Speaker 2: something about it.
Speaker 5: It's so interesting because me and Chris had like the
Speaker 5: opposite experience that you had watching what Well, we were
Speaker 5: in your little circle of your circle of friends. I
Speaker 5: think it was me Chris, and was it just me
Speaker 5: and Chris, I don't remember. We're in Lizzy was there yet?
Speaker 5: And we were in the circle watching you and then uh,
Speaker 5: we watched you. We cheered you on. Chris wanted to
Speaker 5: do this thing where he put the red circle nose
Speaker 5: on his face at a funny moment. Oh yeah, they
Speaker 5: filmed him. I don't think it made it to the funny.
Speaker 2: Because they were filming you guys as my like teer circle. Yeah,
Speaker 2: so their cameras on you. So Chris is trying to
Speaker 2: do a bit, yes, yes, and everything. Yeah, that was
Speaker 2: all fun. And games down there.
Speaker 5: Yeah, and then but and then after after you finished,
Speaker 5: and we were like, oh no, and then Nick Swisher
Speaker 5: comes by and gives us like this incredible motivational speech.
Speaker 5: Me and Chris Nick Nick Swisher. We were talking to
Speaker 5: Nick Swisher for like twenty five minutes, and I don't
Speaker 5: think we looked at each other, me and Chris, and
Speaker 5: we were like, I don't think I've ever felt better
Speaker 5: in my entire life than after talking to Nick Swisher.
Speaker 2: He was the greatest guy, so positive.
Speaker 5: So motivational. I felt like life was new and fresh
Speaker 5: and I could do anywhere anything.
Speaker 2: He said he should have been, well, he should have
Speaker 2: been your super.
Speaker 3: Why was he giving you guys advice?
Speaker 5: No, that's just who he is. He comes by trying to.
Speaker 2: Make you feel good about my performance. Is that his
Speaker 2: Do you remember anything?
Speaker 5: I think he just exudes joy and happiness. He was
Speaker 5: he's a Millionaire's dead.
Speaker 2: He died, he killed himself. I'm just kidding. That'd be
Speaker 2: so funny. I mean, not funny, but ironic. I guess. No,
Speaker 2: he's still with us.
Speaker 5: Think about the trajectory of a major league baseball player's life.
Speaker 5: It's like you're you're the best baseball player. So when
Speaker 5: you're in high school and stuff, you're very popular. Then
Speaker 5: you go to college, you get a scholarship, then you
Speaker 5: get drafted by the New York Yankees, then you're a millionaire. Like,
Speaker 5: at what point is your life sad? So he really
Speaker 5: has no reason to not be joyful and happy.
Speaker 2: I mean there are funds of people that are, yeah,
Speaker 2: can be very successful and just sad because if you
Speaker 2: have bad parents, you had to put you know. But yes,
Speaker 2: you're right, he had. He seemed to appreciate his life
Speaker 2: and appreciate everything he's been given. He was just And
Speaker 2: the thing that stick out to me about him is
Speaker 2: that I thought he was a pa on the show.
Speaker 2: He didn't come off like he was walking around like
Speaker 2: a celebrity. He was just talking to everyone and just
Speaker 2: so nice, but not in a way that's like this
Speaker 2: guy is like trying to be in everyman type thing.
Speaker 2: Sometimes you see celebrities doing that where you're like easy,
Speaker 2: we get it. You know, you're like special and you
Speaker 2: want to spread your little celebrity.
Speaker 3: Right, so people talk about everywhere?
Speaker 2: Yes, yes, so people. It didn't seem motivated in that way.
Speaker 5: So it was just me afterwards High Fiving World Series
Speaker 5: champion Nick Swisher as happy as can be. Meanwhile Nikki
Speaker 5: is getting rafted across A.
Speaker 2: Yes, and I will say that there was also this
Speaker 2: one part where you had to run across. It was
Speaker 2: almost like a picture of kebab that has blocks on it,
Speaker 2: like uh cubes, and you run across and those cubes
Speaker 2: spin and you have to run across the kebab. I
Speaker 2: would hate. So I fell during the trapeze thing. I
Speaker 2: fell in the water and my shoes get completely soaked.
Speaker 2: So for the next part, I just for the kebab,
Speaker 2: I was like, let me go barefoot because I'm my
Speaker 2: shoes are soaked and it's really uncomfortable. So I went barefoot,
Speaker 2: not knowing that you can get you can get injured
Speaker 2: your barefoot and no one's looking out for any more celebrities.
Speaker 2: So I broke my toe. Then I also sell, oh
Speaker 2: I had I fell so hard. I forget which part
Speaker 2: I did turf burn? What's is that? What is called
Speaker 2: matt burn? I think it was called turf turf toe
Speaker 2: I had. Then I had Rugburton like Matt Byrne, so
Speaker 2: hard on my legs. I had like thirdred. I mean
Speaker 2: I was not healed for months after that show. I
Speaker 2: could have probably sued because I was so injured from
Speaker 2: the stupid show where I didn't even go far. And
Speaker 2: I hope those kids with cancer survived because of my
Speaker 2: fifteen thousand dollars. So I hope that they got like
Speaker 2: they hired a clown to come in, did you don't
Speaker 2: get money? My fifty thousand dollars went nowhere? I mean,
Speaker 2: what is that going to do for anyone in a
Speaker 2: cancer ward? That's that's like a penny.
Speaker 3: That's gonna pay for one screen reasons.
Speaker 2: Yes, No, it's gonna pay for like a bell they
Speaker 2: ring when they sive or whatever. It's like, just donate
Speaker 2: the bell. It was I really a hat with that
Speaker 2: whole thing. It was not about kids with cancer, it
Speaker 2: was about making a TV show. I should have dropped out.
Speaker 2: I wish I would have. It was one of those
Speaker 2: times in my life where I was like, I wish
Speaker 2: I would have listened to my instinct, which was I
Speaker 2: hate this, I don't want to do this. I'm not
Speaker 2: good at this. I'm not you know, going into something
Speaker 2: like last night. My friend was really depressed and didn't
Speaker 2: want to go do a comedy set even though she
Speaker 2: had one, and she's like, I should go. I feel guilty,
Speaker 2: and I'm like, don't go, because you're not gonna be
Speaker 2: She's like, but what you know, I know that she
Speaker 2: was feeling guilt because what if someone's in the audience,
Speaker 2: I can see her that night and change her life.
Speaker 2: You're not gonna do a good job. If you're depressed
Speaker 2: on stage and you're dreading it and you hate it,
Speaker 2: you're gonna actually, that person's gonna see you and remember
Speaker 2: you as the girl who bombed because you were so upset.
Speaker 2: So like, listen to those voices in your head that
Speaker 2: say don't go, because I think so many times people
Speaker 2: in our lives surround us with like, what's the worst
Speaker 2: that could happen? Just do it? Fight past the fear,
Speaker 2: Like fear sometimes kind of tells you what to do
Speaker 2: and not do Noway Barmageddon was not a like I
Speaker 2: didn't care anymore because this wasn't like it. I have
Speaker 2: no ego anymore when it comes to being good at sports.
Speaker 2: It's been beaten out of me by Ninja Warrior and
Speaker 2: Dancing with the Stars. There's nothing you could do, nothing
Speaker 2: I could do on TV Sports Rise and how it
Speaker 2: will never embarrass me anymore. I really am immune to
Speaker 2: people were like embarrassed for me, I think, but I
Speaker 2: just don't care anymore. I wasn't embarrassed for you at all.
Speaker 2: I was like, I was so proud of you getting
Speaker 2: out there and not caring what people think. Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 2: That's that's where you get the that's where people like
Speaker 2: have any kind of joy for watching what you do.
Speaker 2: It's like she just doesn't care. You made it so
Speaker 2: fun too. It was like, well, mom was coming on
Speaker 2: women's in Nashville who are just like bigger girls that
Speaker 2: wear really tiny things, and She's just like, they just
Speaker 2: don't care.
Speaker 3: I would never I could never ever, But I'm like,
Speaker 3: I'm so proud of these girls, like.
Speaker 2: For looking like shit they don't and not caring and
Speaker 2: looking totally amazing. I think it's amazing. No, it is.
Speaker 2: There is something to that when you see someone where
Speaker 2: you go. If I looked like that, I'd not leave
Speaker 2: my house.
Speaker 3: Well, they're wearing wear that outfit for sure, and they
Speaker 3: just don't seem to care. They love it, they embrace it,
Speaker 3: and I'm like, God love them, God love them.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's sorry, because that's the only person that will. No,
Speaker 2: that's not how I feel at all.
Speaker 5: It was just a joke.
Speaker 2: Don't come at me. Treat me like a man, and
Speaker 2: don't come at me for saying horrible things, which is
Speaker 2: something I've noticed. When you're a man, you can say
Speaker 2: really awful things on podcasts that are just like the
Speaker 2: worst thing you because you have a feminine energy, like
Speaker 2: you're like you, they'd probably come after you, like Andrew Santino,
Speaker 2: Bobby Lee, Tim Dillon, Christ Stefano. You can the most racist,
Speaker 2: crazy shit ever because it's a joke, because you're joking
Speaker 2: and they should be able to say it and everyone
Speaker 2: laughs and they share the clips. But if you're a
Speaker 2: woman and say something that is hateful in jest, you're
Speaker 2: taking very seriously. And I want to get on. I
Speaker 2: want to get in this men's club where you get
Speaker 2: a free pass. And I'm not hating on those guys.
Speaker 2: I actually I think they're the funniest people going, but
Speaker 2: they just for some reason. I look at these clips
Speaker 2: and I hate to play this. If they were a woman,
Speaker 2: they would be canceled. But I do believe women aren't.
Speaker 5: How can you get into that pack club? How can
Speaker 5: you establish your persona.
Speaker 2: You just you I'm on my next special. I'm going
Speaker 2: hard and I'm calling it. I'm going to I just
Speaker 2: like was like assessing my jokes, and I'm like, I'm
Speaker 2: just kind of trying to play it safe so that
Speaker 2: people don't hate me with these jokes. So they'rein you,
Speaker 2: Like if they sense you're scared, they'll jump on that.
Speaker 2: You know, Like I'm scared a little bit of getting
Speaker 2: canceled and having people be mad at me. That's why
Speaker 2: I'm even saying these caveats of I'm not really meaning that.
Speaker 2: I was just saying a joke. I don't actually think.
Speaker 3: Yeah, people have to say that after yeah.
Speaker 2: Because I still have this fear. But if I just
Speaker 2: go hard and I'm unapologetic and I kind of want
Speaker 2: to call the special something like I'm a bad person,
Speaker 2: or like bad time must be a bad person, or
Speaker 2: like I just want to get a like that I've
Speaker 2: talked about before, like saying what it is so that
Speaker 2: people can't go, she's a bad person. It's like, well
Speaker 2: she told us she was, and I'm not a bad
Speaker 2: I just have really dark thoughts, and guess what, I
Speaker 2: can't help my thoughts. I can't help what I say.
Speaker 2: I would argue I can't help what I say because
Speaker 2: there's no free will. But that's another conversation. I let's
Speaker 2: say I can help what I say. I can't help
Speaker 2: what I think. So if someone is thinking, man, if
Speaker 2: I looked at that, I'd kill myself. But good for her.
Speaker 2: You can't sit for some reason you even thinking it.
Speaker 2: People would say you should be canceled for thinking it.
Speaker 2: But I can't help that I thought it. So what
Speaker 2: am I supposed to do? I think i'd be really careful.
Speaker 2: I hate noill. My mom doesn't want me to take
Speaker 2: any chances. Ever, she's get snaky. I wouldn't do it. Well,
Speaker 2: I have enough money to retire, so if I live
Speaker 2: modestly the rest of my life. I mean, you're not
Speaker 2: gonna get any cars or anything.
Speaker 4: But what.
Speaker 5: You're in a perfect place. You're in the perfect place
Speaker 5: to do this right now, especially just the state of
Speaker 5: the industry, like you could if if no and if
Speaker 5: the industry canceled you or whatever, you could make millions
Speaker 5: of dollars, just like Tim Dillon, just like Andrew Schultz
Speaker 5: on YouTube.
Speaker 2: Yes, well, yeah, my audience would follow me somewhere. People
Speaker 2: that like what I do would follow me, And I'm
Speaker 2: so appreciative of that, because you don't really need anything
Speaker 2: when you have that kind of like built in crowd
Speaker 2: that will like pay you directly.
Speaker 5: And bought his special back from Amazon or Netflix or
Speaker 5: whatever and then made like five times as much money
Speaker 5: releasing it himself.
Speaker 2: Can someone buy back his special from me? I regret,
Speaker 2: I'm just kidding, canceled.
Speaker 5: I think with all those people, the difference is that
Speaker 5: they when they started, they they introduced themselves to the
Speaker 5: public with that persona of I'm gonna say whatever.
Speaker 2: And they're not trying to be on ABC Dancing cost
Speaker 2: as a snowflake. They're not you know, they're not trying
Speaker 2: to play both sides.
Speaker 5: Like one female comedian who got away with that is
Speaker 5: Sarah Silverman. I mean, she says a lot of stuff
Speaker 5: that probably most women would cancel for, and she gets
Speaker 5: with it. I think because she established her persona like
Speaker 5: this is who I am. Yes, this is what I'm
Speaker 5: gonna do the whole time. If you're not on board,
Speaker 5: why are you watching me?
Speaker 2: Stick it? I don't wanna. And by the way, I'm
Speaker 2: not someone who wants anyone to feel bad about who
Speaker 2: they are or like like if. And I'm also someone
Speaker 2: who when I say something negative, I'll admit that it
Speaker 2: was a bad thing to say, and then I'm sorry
Speaker 2: if it hurt anyone's feelings. I can't help though that
Speaker 2: I thought it, you know, like I and I can
Speaker 2: live with that. I'm not just out there trying to
Speaker 2: hurt people. But there do you see clips like that, Brian,
Speaker 2: where you just go, I can't believe this person has
Speaker 2: a career after saying something like that, whereas people have
Speaker 2: been canceled for so much less.
Speaker 5: Like for women only or for men and women.
Speaker 2: No, Like, there's this clip that I watched all the
Speaker 2: time that is one of my favorites, where it's I
Speaker 2: can't even I won't even describe it. Because it's saying
Speaker 2: that it's one of my favorites. People will go, you're
Speaker 2: clearly racist because you think that's funny. But it's like
Speaker 2: a thing from Santino and Bobby Lee's podcast Bad Friends,
Speaker 2: where they're arguing about who has more black people at
Speaker 2: their show. I think I showed it to you, you did,
Speaker 2: and I will describe it. They're both arguing back and
Speaker 2: forth about who has more black people at their individual
Speaker 2: stand up shows. And Andrew's like, I could I have
Speaker 2: more black people at my show in any market I get,
Speaker 2: I get black people, I get black people coming out
Speaker 2: to my shows, and Spokane like saying, you know. And
Speaker 2: then Bobby's like, oh, I could get black people and
Speaker 2: spoken and I get the good ones. And then all
Speaker 2: of a sudden they just stop and Andrew and Bobby
Speaker 2: he says good ones and then he just puts his
Speaker 2: hand head in his hands because he knows exactly like
Speaker 2: he's just said something horrible. And then Andrew, they just
Speaker 2: cut to him and he's just looking straight in the
Speaker 2: camera and he goes, keep it in, keep it in,
Speaker 2: don't It's just so funny. And I'm laughing at something
Speaker 2: that is racist. So but I feel like if I
Speaker 2: said that, yeah, but I don't know, maybe I wouldn't
Speaker 2: be I don't want to play that card all the time,
Speaker 2: but I would like to be in that same So
Speaker 2: I think it just got to go harder. Well, I
Speaker 2: get why he want to do this.
Speaker 3: I mean, good, bring it out, bring it out, you
Speaker 3: know who, though I know I'm a little nervous.
Speaker 2: Ali Wong. I watched Ali Wong's special Don Wong this
Speaker 2: weekend Chris and I are watching a lot of stand
Speaker 2: up specials because we're getting ready to produce mine together,
Speaker 2: and we watched like a couple female comic specials and
Speaker 2: we were like, Okay, we see what's working here. We
Speaker 2: see with like but we're not laughing. And then we
Speaker 2: put on Ali Wong's and we're both dying laughing because
Speaker 2: this bitch is just she's not performed, like she's being
Speaker 2: performative because she does talk in a very funny way.
Speaker 2: I don't know if you've ever seen her stand up,
Speaker 2: but her cadence is like almost a hip hop like
Speaker 2: a delivery. I can't even like do it justice, but
Speaker 2: it's like, you know, you see her talk in the
Speaker 2: show Be For or you see her at interviews, and
Speaker 2: then you see her on stage and she's doing a
Speaker 2: different delivery, but there's and it's performative in that way,
Speaker 2: but she's saying real shit, like at one point she's just.
Speaker 3: Like, I want to cheat on my husband so bad.
Speaker 2: And it's like you can tell she's probably said that
Speaker 2: line a bunch because it's in her special, but it
Speaker 2: comes across so genuine, so real, because it is real,
Speaker 2: and it's a fucking crazy thing to say, and now
Speaker 2: she's divorced. In one way, she goes, I'm having a
Speaker 2: midlife crisis, but there's it's just it was the difference
Speaker 2: between someone it was just age. Honestly, it made me
Speaker 2: excited about being older because watching younger stand ups, you
Speaker 2: just are seeing a more like I'm trying to hit
Speaker 2: these places where I'm trying. I've done it and I
Speaker 2: did it before too, Like I look at my old
Speaker 2: specials and I'm like, just you're just more mechanical and
Speaker 2: you're like following the beats, whereas she's like really feeling it.
Speaker 2: And it was just watching her special blew my mind
Speaker 2: because it was just so it wasn't as like sharply
Speaker 2: written in terms of like joke joke, joke, joke joke,
Speaker 2: which I can really appreciate sometimes, but the feeling behind
Speaker 2: it made every it so much better than any joke
Speaker 2: laid and special. And then there were I mean, there's
Speaker 2: tons of jokes in it, but it wasn't it wasn't
Speaker 2: as calculated. It just felt like more real and I
Speaker 2: just really and she's widely successful and she was saying
Speaker 2: the craziest. At one point she was like, I love
Speaker 2: getting to come on my face. I love it. Yummy, yummy, yummy,
Speaker 2: gim me, gim me get like and I was like,
Speaker 2: oh my god. She is commercially one of the most
Speaker 2: successful women going. And she did a special where she said, yummy, yummy, yummy,
Speaker 2: come on my face, give it to me, get it
Speaker 2: in my eye. I go, you can do anything. Women
Speaker 2: can do anything. It really made me feel great. Okay,
Speaker 2: we're gonna take a quick break and we're gonna talk
Speaker 2: about Barmageddon, which we didn't get to, and we're gonna
Speaker 2: talk about Taylor's nick Way Wace. Okay, So Blake Shelton
Speaker 2: comes into the green room. Now.
Speaker 3: First, when first, when you were like he came in,
Speaker 3: He's like Nikki and we were all with a bunch
Speaker 3: of people, okay, and they were setting up for one
Speaker 3: of the games. Yes, that the uh ATX throw. Did
Speaker 3: I give away anything?
Speaker 2: No, people aren't gonna watch now Logan Roy dies in
Speaker 2: this episode. Anyway, You're like, acts to the head, this
Speaker 2: is my mom.
Speaker 3: And he's like and I'm like, hi, I was shaking
Speaker 3: his hands right and he's like, oh no, and he
Speaker 3: comes up and gives me and.
Speaker 2: He's like, no, we got a hug and he gives her.
Speaker 2: He is so first of all, so adornable. He's really
Speaker 2: It's funny when I when I told Chris that Blake
Speaker 2: Shelton was amazing, he was like, are you serious? Am
Speaker 2: I gonna have to like this guy now? And I go, yeah, unfortunately,
Speaker 2: because you want to not like Blake Shelton. If you're
Speaker 2: someone who doesn't like country music a lot, you don't
Speaker 2: like that, Oh, you don't like any like, he's just
Speaker 2: a guy that you go, Oh, this guy's probably just
Speaker 2: around him. He is genuine, he's nice. He wasn't hugging
Speaker 2: my mom because it was like presentational.
Speaker 3: It was he was just being sweet because I was
Speaker 3: gonna shake his hand, He's like, oh no, and it
Speaker 3: was like he gave me a sincere hug, and it
Speaker 3: was like, oh my god, this is so cute, so
Speaker 3: cute and he's adorable.
Speaker 2: And then we're up in the green room after the
Speaker 2: darts or no, sorry, the acts. There's no darts. Don't worry,
Speaker 2: yes there were no mom, don't you know the one's watch.
Speaker 5: If you were gonna ask me what's gonna be in
Speaker 5: a bar competition, I mean darts and acts throwing? Maybe
Speaker 5: like my top two choices.
Speaker 2: Can I just say this show is amazing because everything,
Speaker 2: all the games are called really funny things like the
Speaker 2: and this is from first season too, So if you
Speaker 2: watch the show first season, you know, don't be an
Speaker 2: axhole is the name of the first game. And then
Speaker 2: the darks Shelton Darts they get away with like really
Speaker 2: funny names. It's a fun game.
Speaker 3: It's amazing that stuff they're getting away with on this show.
Speaker 3: It was really fun.
Speaker 2: And so then yeah, so then Blake comes up to
Speaker 2: this green room and let me just say, I don't
Speaker 2: know if you know this there that wasn't he had
Speaker 2: a whole separate green He had a green room that
Speaker 2: was his own private one that most of the celebrities,
Speaker 2: I mean, Carson Daily went to his private green room,
Speaker 2: Nikki went to hers. Blake made a point to go
Speaker 2: to ours and hang out in ours, not just to
Speaker 2: drop by and say hey. He sat down. So it's me,
Speaker 2: Blake and my mom all sitting around. Then I get
Speaker 2: pulled to go do a social media thing and I
Speaker 2: was like, where are you going now? And so I'm like,
Speaker 2: I'm just gonna leave you to have a picture all
Speaker 2: my way out of the room because it's just Blake
Speaker 2: and my mom sitting alone in a room. But I
Speaker 2: left you and I go, she'll be fine, Like, and
Speaker 2: he has every he could just make up. If he
Speaker 2: wants to leave, he can just go. I gotta go
Speaker 2: touch him on makeup or whatever. But they sat there
Speaker 2: for fifteen minutes and talked. What did you guys talk about?
Speaker 3: He asked me so many questions, like he was totally
Speaker 3: interested in my life. But we were talking about grandkids
Speaker 3: and I'm like, well, have you been around little kids?
Speaker 2: He's like, well, Gwyn's kids.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: My mom forgot that he was married to Gwen.
Speaker 3: No, I didn't forget. I didn't know Gwen. He had
Speaker 3: three little boys. Oh okay, so you know they were young.
Speaker 2: And to know the bar was his. No, she goes
Speaker 2: this place? Is I rate? It was nice? It's amazing.
Speaker 3: Yeah, And he's like, yeah, it is nice, isn't it?
Speaker 3: And I thought, and then someone told me later, well
Speaker 3: he owns this bar.
Speaker 2: I'm like, you gotta be kidding. Because we entered the backway.
Speaker 2: We didn't see the ald A side.
Speaker 3: Now, I didn't see anything, and I really it would
Speaker 3: look like I knew nothing about him, which I don't.
Speaker 3: I only knew we was married to Gwen.
Speaker 2: And he's on the Voice, been on the Voice for
Speaker 2: twenty three seasons.
Speaker 5: Yeow, Yeah, I know.
Speaker 2: Isn't that crazy that show's been on that long?
Speaker 3: Yeah, but he's such a genuine person. What else he
Speaker 3: was he asked, going told me a great story about
Speaker 3: his mother and his old boss when he was a roofer.
Speaker 3: How he was like, Yeah, he was a roof when
Speaker 3: he was like seventeen in Oklahoma, and he liked his
Speaker 3: boss and he's like, you should ask my mom out.
Speaker 3: And he's like, she's too old for me. And so
Speaker 3: he said, I used to do little gigs around Oklahoma
Speaker 3: and one night his mom came and uh and uh,
Speaker 3: this roofer boss came and his mom went up and said,
Speaker 3: I'm too old for you, and she smacked him across
Speaker 3: the fence. And they've been married since. Yeah, they're story
Speaker 3: in love and Love and Oklahoma.
Speaker 2: And it makes sense because I was like, oh, you
Speaker 2: know what he's attracted to, Like these bad ass women. Yeah,
Speaker 2: you know, Gwen's Afani, Miranda Lambert, like his history, like
Speaker 2: he kind of is attracted to like women who are
Speaker 2: like I know, Hollaback girl. You know, like there are
Speaker 2: like these tough broads and it's like, oh, it always
Speaker 2: goes back there. He was attracted to me.
Speaker 3: Yeah, no, I'm not kidding. He was so sweet and
Speaker 3: he just hung out and he just would There was.
Speaker 2: About the donuts.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, oh anyway, we had gone down, so finally
Speaker 3: they called him and he said, you want to walk
Speaker 3: down with me? And I'm like sure, so I'm more
Speaker 3: following him out and there's these rack of donuts by
Speaker 3: the elevator in the kitchen part and I said what
Speaker 3: are those and he goes, I don't know, I kind
Speaker 3: of want one, And I said, well, maybe you can
Speaker 3: get one later or something. I said, I don't know, sure,
Speaker 3: therefore something. So we went down and of course this
Speaker 3: was fun. The whole set was all staged and everybody's
Speaker 3: sitting in their places, audience and all the you know contest.
Speaker 2: No win with the big abilition, Oh away a bar crazy,
Speaker 2: But it's not exactly what you think aside. Literally it's
Speaker 2: kind of funny.
Speaker 3: So we walk in and everybody's just looking at me, like, oh,
Speaker 3: you're walking in with Blake.
Speaker 2: It was. I looked at Nick and I went, oh,
Speaker 2: look at this. Yeah, anyway. Uh no, he just was
Speaker 2: the sweetest guy.
Speaker 3: Okay, donuts, Oh donuts anyway, So uh we go back up.
Speaker 2: He's no longer hanging out with me. I don't know what.
Speaker 2: I found some other mom. Yeah, he found another book.
Speaker 3: Anyway, we go back and there's this guy that works
Speaker 3: there in the kitchen with four big, huge bags of
Speaker 3: garbage bags and I said, where are those donuts and
Speaker 3: he said they're in there and I said they're in
Speaker 3: the garbage and he said, yeah, we're throwing them out.
Speaker 3: And I'm like, wait a minute, can you open one
Speaker 3: of the because one of the girls was taking me
Speaker 3: up the one of the PA's was like guiding me
Speaker 3: up there. I'm like, they're throwing these donuts away. Blake
Speaker 3: wanted one of these dopes, so I just got I
Speaker 3: took out. I said, can I have said? He goes, yeah,
Speaker 3: go ahead, and I'm like taking it. They're all perfect
Speaker 3: on top and I'm like stacking them on a plate
Speaker 3: and I'm like great, So I take them up. I
Speaker 3: put them in the green room and all these other people.
Speaker 2: Were in the green room. They all knew Mom dug
Speaker 2: these out of the trash. And I mean it was
Speaker 2: a fresh trash bag the donuts resht Yes, it was.
Speaker 3: He would have eaten them if they had done.
Speaker 2: I went in and.
Speaker 3: Told these girls, I said, I dug these out of
Speaker 3: the trash. I said, I say, you guys didn't even
Speaker 3: touch these donuts.
Speaker 2: I said you could have.
Speaker 3: I said, but I'm glad you didn't, because I think, Blake,
Speaker 3: what's one of these?
Speaker 2: And they're like, they're going oh.
Speaker 3: And then I was standing in the doorway over here
Speaker 3: and Blake walks back in there and everybody's in there
Speaker 3: and all Nikki's hair people and stuff. And I told
Speaker 3: him the story and no one mentioned that. He goes, oh, look, donuts.
Speaker 3: So she told the girls the story. So then Blake
Speaker 3: comes in and goes, oh, donuts, where'd those come from?
Speaker 2: And everyone was silent, say they're from the Tarvish. Yeah,
Speaker 2: So he didn't get a donuting home. My mom brought
Speaker 2: the donuts home on a plate she had like to
Speaker 2: the hotel to the hotel and they were never eaten
Speaker 2: the whole week. Wit you ate half of one later
Speaker 2: that night. Okay, I don't even really dots. Speaking of
Speaker 2: advocating for yourself with the Subaru situation and how that
Speaker 2: all ended up working for you. I have to say
Speaker 2: I had a victory this weekend with that. We actually
Speaker 2: had a couple of things where we called and like
Speaker 2: made things happen that I would usually let go. So
Speaker 2: on Taylor Swift Night, I had ordered from this place
Speaker 2: two nights prior or, I'd ordered from Postmates two nights
Speaker 2: in a row, Wednesday night and Thursday night, and got
Speaker 2: food delivered to this hotel no issue. I didn't have
Speaker 2: to meet the guy at that's the front desk. I
Speaker 2: just they just dropped it off at the front desk
Speaker 2: and they brought it up to my hotel because it's
Speaker 2: a nice hotel. Most of the time you have to
Speaker 2: go to the lobby. Hotels are like, we're not bring
Speaker 2: it to you, but this is a nice one. They
Speaker 2: brought up no issue, right. The guy didn't call me
Speaker 2: to be like where do I take it? Like it
Speaker 2: was clearly it's a hotel. So then on the Taylor
Speaker 2: Swift Night, I know this restaurant I really went from.
Speaker 2: They're they're closed at nine, So I ordered at seven
Speaker 2: for these for the restaurant to bring our food at nine.
Speaker 2: We get back in a thirty after the show and
Speaker 2: I need because nothing would be opened by then, so
Speaker 2: except like shitty bar food and so or like you know,
Speaker 2: trash tonuts, and so I was like, we'll have this food.
Speaker 2: So I'm at Taylor Swift. I'm in the middle of
Speaker 2: the show and I get a call. I getting all
Speaker 2: these calls on my phone and I'm just pressing like ignore, Ignore.
Speaker 2: Then I'm getting things from Postmates, but it's not delivering
Speaker 2: until like minutes later, and Postmates is like, if you
Speaker 2: don't meet your courier, if you don't get back to
Speaker 2: if you don't respond, were canceling the order ten minutes
Speaker 2: past the courier's writing me if I don't hear from you,
Speaker 2: So then they cancel my order. They have the food
Speaker 2: at the hotel because I'm not like coming down to
Speaker 2: get it, just take it to the front desk like
Speaker 2: you have every other night. So my order gets canceled.
Speaker 2: That food gets just I am out one hundred dollars
Speaker 2: worth of food. That is just all you had to
Speaker 2: do was leave it at the front desk. But instead
Speaker 2: this guy wanted to call and I needed a code
Speaker 2: to send him. And so I'm at Taylor Swift. I'm
Speaker 2: furious because I'm already hungry. I'm looking forward to this meal.
Speaker 2: At the end of the night, it's nine o'clock, I
Speaker 2: have two and a half hours to go before the
Speaker 2: show's over, and then we have to walk all the
Speaker 2: way back to our hotel. I'm like, there's good I
Speaker 2: don't have any food back there. This was supposed to
Speaker 2: be my meal. I'm so pissed and there's nothing I
Speaker 2: can do because it's just canceled. So I was just
Speaker 2: like mad about it. And then I was almost so
Speaker 2: mad that I was like couldn't enjoy the show because
Speaker 2: I was just like, you fuck up everything you always get.
Speaker 2: You never get any deals, you always lose money. This
Speaker 2: is the way your life is. Like I'm just like
Speaker 2: having this kind of go through my head of like,
Speaker 2: spot just get fucked over. Yeah, spiraling about this extra
Speaker 2: cost because I am someone who doesn't follow up. I
Speaker 2: always pay more. I never try to like, hey, is
Speaker 2: there a way I could get this lower. I just
Speaker 2: never get a deal. I'm always just hemorrhaging money because
Speaker 2: I feel guilty for existing. And so I was like, God,
Speaker 2: what is wrong with me? Here's another one hundred and
Speaker 2: twenty four dollars just down the drain, and then I'm
Speaker 2: mad about the food that probably just got thrown in
Speaker 2: the trash, right, like fucking donuts, like those donuts, and
Speaker 2: so I'm just like, I wasted food which could go,
Speaker 2: and like, you know, people and animals had to like
Speaker 2: work for that food, because I think you ordered some
Speaker 2: animal products and I'm just like so obsessed with no
Speaker 2: I did, and I had a part of oh that's okay.
Speaker 2: So those those mushrooms that had to die for that food.
Speaker 2: It was just like annoying to me to waste food,
Speaker 2: and so I was pissed. But then I got over it,
Speaker 2: and I was like, you are not gonna let this
Speaker 2: ruin this six thousand dollars concert you bought. You are
Speaker 2: I have to just enjoy the show. I will find
Speaker 2: food after the show. Let it go. And then I
Speaker 2: kind of thought, this is so dumb to get mad
Speaker 2: about food because that food would be gone by twelve
Speaker 2: o'clock tonight and turned into poop. So what is the
Speaker 2: big difference. The only difference is I didn't get to
Speaker 2: taste it, right, otherwise it would it's it all turns
Speaker 2: to waste anyway. So I was kind of thinking about
Speaker 2: poop and like making myself feel better, like the concert
Speaker 2: while Taylor swipes on stage singing for Bacteria. Now, So yeah, yes,
Speaker 2: I was just like, you know what, it all goes
Speaker 2: to waste anyway, so it doesn't matter, And I think
Speaker 2: that really helped me. Was like, what so I just
Speaker 2: didn't get to taste food, That's really all I'm lamenting.
Speaker 2: The money would have been gone either way. It just
Speaker 2: would have been I missed out on teasing different for me. Yeah, okay,
Speaker 2: got it, So it's all good. So then but I
Speaker 2: told Chris the story two days later, and he was like,
Speaker 2: you got to get that money back. I said, I
Speaker 2: don't know what I'm gonna do, and so I just pull.
Speaker 2: But then I go, I spend so much fucking money
Speaker 2: on Postmates. I bet any if I write to them,
Speaker 2: they're gonna look at my order history and know that
Speaker 2: they're gonna miss out on if I if they pissed
Speaker 2: me off, they're missing out on thousands of dollars a year.
Speaker 2: So I wrote to them, and I explained the whole
Speaker 2: thing via the chat thing, which never really works when
Speaker 2: you're chatting with like one of those people that's like, Hi,
Speaker 2: I'm Daniel, I'm here to help you. How can I
Speaker 2: be of service? And it's like that, and they're just
Speaker 2: writing to you. Daniel fucking took care of it right away,
Speaker 2: and not only did he give me all my money back,
Speaker 2: he gave me ten dollars extra for inconveniencing me. Wow.
Speaker 2: I was like I couldn't. I was so happy that
Speaker 2: I got that money back, all because I just like
Speaker 2: took the initiative to like ask questions and to like
Speaker 2: get into a little bit more. Goddamn it, we're already
Speaker 2: at that final thought. Okay, well you're.
Speaker 5: You're also like most of these companies will bend over
Speaker 5: backwards to make sure you're satisfied because you could talk
Speaker 5: and talk about this shit.
Speaker 2: Oh right, well Postmates, thank you so much. Final thought.
Speaker 2: Let's talk about Taylor Swift. Okay, let's do Yeah, we
Speaker 2: have ten minutes, okay, Okay, so we go to the concert.
Speaker 2: Did you know that we were? I was thinking about
Speaker 2: going on Sunday night. I actually had a bestie who
Speaker 2: offer we tickets. Shout out to her, thank you so much,
Speaker 2: but I turned it down because I didn't want to
Speaker 2: like wait in town for two more days just to
Speaker 2: go to a show that I've seen four times now.
Speaker 2: Sunday night, it rained all night long and her show
Speaker 2: was delayed two hours, so that show did not end
Speaker 2: until one thirty in the morning, and you know she did.
Speaker 2: She did the whole show and ding rain. So it
Speaker 2: was kind of cool because that's kind of like a
Speaker 2: tradition of hers is like there's always like rain shows
Speaker 2: that are super special and like everyone's excited that they
Speaker 2: were at a rain show. I'm happy I wasn't at
Speaker 2: a rain show because I will say we were almost
Speaker 2: at a rain show on Friday night for Taylor Swift
Speaker 2: because it was raining during it started raining, Phoebe Bridgers played.
Speaker 2: She's amazing. It was so awesome to see not only
Speaker 2: Taylor Swift but Phoebe Bridgers, who is like my second
Speaker 2: favorite musical artist right now. And it started raining during
Speaker 2: her set and we got prepared. Yeah, well this callback
Speaker 2: what did you do? Well? You told me to go out.
Speaker 3: You were taking a little nap, and you said go
Speaker 3: try to find us some ponchos. Go to these couple
Speaker 3: of stores, and I'm like, nobody had any. So I
Speaker 3: finally went to this local grocery store and these two
Speaker 3: gals were like, no but we still have some heavy
Speaker 3: duty garbage bags in the back.
Speaker 2: And they brought out scissors and they were like, are
Speaker 2: these women black? Yes, I could just tell by the
Speaker 2: voice you did. I tried not to do that. I
Speaker 2: just could tell. But they were the sweetest girls. Am I.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they pulled out scissors from like the office in
Speaker 1: the grocery store.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: She came out with she came out with the two
Speaker 3: bags and she said, and another girl came over together,
Speaker 3: here's the scissors.
Speaker 2: And I'm like, oh nice.
Speaker 3: And there were four women involved in this and trying
Speaker 3: to help me.
Speaker 2: Mom and I had these makeshift ponchos and they were
Speaker 2: so there's a picture that I'm gonna post of my
Speaker 2: mom and her. I was laughing so hard and this
Speaker 2: this pancho. I don't know why it was so funny
Speaker 2: to me, but you were just you look so funny
Speaker 2: trash back. And then it stopped raining and my mom
Speaker 2: stayed in the trash bag and it was like not
Speaker 2: raining for ten minutes, and I go and this was right.
Speaker 2: It was like during the time between Phoebe and Taylor
Speaker 2: where there was no one on stage and my mom
Speaker 2: we were just in these trash bags. And eventually I
Speaker 2: took mine off and she goes, it looks like it's
Speaker 2: not rain anymore. I go, it hasn't been rained for
Speaker 2: ten minutes. And you go, well, you gotta tell me, Nick,
Speaker 2: and then you came out of the bag. But then
Speaker 2: Taylor took the stage, and I swear to God like
Speaker 2: it had been spitting rain up until the second she
Speaker 2: took the stage, and then there was no rain the
Speaker 2: entire concert, And it was like it was as if
Speaker 2: she controlled the weather. It was like, and I wasn't
Speaker 2: even worried. It was so funny because before she came
Speaker 2: on stage, I was like, is it gonna rain, but like,
Speaker 2: stay away because the clouds are over. It's just like
Speaker 2: that kind of weather where it could start raining any second.
Speaker 2: But when she took the stage, it was as if
Speaker 2: there was no work. There was no chance of rain,
Speaker 2: like it was still in the air kind of. But
Speaker 2: I was like, it just won't happen because she's there's
Speaker 2: something special. So the show was great as usual. I
Speaker 2: know I'm at the point now where I know I
Speaker 2: don't have to look at my set anymore to know
Speaker 2: where she's going. I know what song goes into next song,
Speaker 2: I know all of the like versions of the song
Speaker 2: she does that are different than the studio version, like
Speaker 2: all the interlude versions of the songs I for Swifties
Speaker 2: out there. The very best one she does is the
Speaker 2: Illicit Affairs, where it's like, don't call me kid, don't
Speaker 2: call me baby. She does it like four times and
Speaker 2: it's like she's on the ground, like flailing around, And
Speaker 2: that is my favorite part of the Era's tour by far.
Speaker 2: And also the beginning when all these guys are out
Speaker 2: there with fans and then all of a sudden they
Speaker 2: put the fans down and then they lift them up
Speaker 2: and she's there and she goes, it's been a long
Speaker 2: time coming. That's so exciting. What's your favorite special? The
Speaker 2: whole show is a spectacle. Yeah, my mom. I just
Speaker 2: keep looking at my mom and she just goes, She's
Speaker 2: so cute, She's so cute, she is so amazing. She
Speaker 2: just is she is.
Speaker 3: There's no doubt about it. That show is probably the
Speaker 3: best production I've ever seen.
Speaker 2: It. It's insane. Yeah, and I've seen a lot of
Speaker 2: there's lights, there's but.
Speaker 3: Her day is uh, it's just so affecting everyone in
Speaker 3: the whole place. Everybody is just freaking out. And her
Speaker 3: voice is so good.
Speaker 2: There's no like, she's not phoning in anything, there's no backing.
Speaker 3: Vote, effortless, effortless, fartless. I mean, she looks like she
Speaker 3: But let's talk about the elephant in the room, and
Speaker 3: that is what would bring us to Why do I care?
Speaker 2: Why do I care? Okay, Noah, let's hear the headline
Speaker 2: because there's a lot that went down this weekend in
Speaker 2: Taylor Swift's love life, or speculation of it.
Speaker 1: Okay, So the latest headline is Taylor Swift and Matt
Speaker 1: Healy like each other, were reconnected by Jack Antonov. Sources say, oh,
Speaker 1: I didn't.
Speaker 2: Hear that, but I assumed that I will only speak
Speaker 2: to what I know that the general public knows, and
Speaker 2: I will not speak to anything I might know from
Speaker 2: people who know things behind the scenes. Oh, you, I
Speaker 2: don't know. I may or may not, but I swifties
Speaker 2: do not want to accept that Matt Heally and Taylor
Speaker 2: Swift are together. I don't blame him why, I don't know.
Speaker 2: You know it is Matt he is from the nineteen
Speaker 2: seventy five, which is a band that Taylor Swift is
Speaker 2: a huge fan of and has been friendly with for
Speaker 2: a while, and she actually made an appearance at their
Speaker 2: show in February, I think January or February where she
Speaker 2: did she performed anti Hero and then she performed one
Speaker 2: of the nineteen seventy five songs of the City, and
Speaker 2: I noticed that night that she was spectacular and there
Speaker 2: was I have to say, as someone who has performed
Speaker 2: in front of boys, I like, there's a certain she's
Speaker 2: gonna say quah that I bring to the performance. When
Speaker 2: I think Chris is watching, or like a guy I
Speaker 2: like is watching, I just have something else going on.
Speaker 2: Like that honestly motivates me more than anything is when
Speaker 2: a guy I like is watching me, it's the best
Speaker 2: thing for my performance possible. And I sent something from
Speaker 2: those performances even then that there was someone special there.
Speaker 3: Wait where did you see this online?
Speaker 2: Okay, so it's it's a game. I actually from that appearance,
Speaker 2: the nineteen seventy five were doing a concert and she
Speaker 2: walks out on stage in the middle of it to
Speaker 2: do they give her a couple songs in the middle
Speaker 2: of it when she walks on the stage. I wanted
Speaker 2: to play a game called terrorist attack or Taylor Swift
Speaker 2: is walking out on stage because the audience screams as
Speaker 2: if there is a mass shooter in the building. I
Speaker 2: mean it is. It's bananas, these screams. You can barely
Speaker 2: even watch the video because it's just people are like
Speaker 2: just losing them, shredding their voices, screaming. It's really well.
Speaker 3: I was in the crowd when she was being walking
Speaker 3: on stage. People are so loud.
Speaker 2: So loud, and they really do wreak havoc on their voices.
Speaker 2: Oh it's bad for your voice to be that excited.
Speaker 2: But anyway, So Matt Heally was at the shows in
Speaker 2: Nashville this weekend. Okay, he was the night before, on
Speaker 2: Thursday night or whatever Thursday was in Manila. He was
Speaker 2: in the Philippines. Is that the Philippines? Manila? He was
Speaker 2: doing a concert there with the nineteen seventy five. He
Speaker 2: jumped on the first flight out. He was spotted at
Speaker 2: the airport by a fan. He was on the first
Speaker 2: flight out to Nashville. You know, it was probably connecting.
Speaker 2: I don't think they have directed from Manila. So he
Speaker 2: made it to the show. He was at the show.
Speaker 2: He was spotted in the VIP tent enjoying her set.
Speaker 2: Swifties want to convince themselves they're just friends. Sorry, guys,
Speaker 2: they are definitely together. Stopping in denial. Mom and dad
Speaker 2: are never getting back together. There's a new guy in town.
Speaker 2: It's just it's happening, and everyone's saying he's problematic because
Speaker 2: he's said things before that are like he's dated younger girl.
Speaker 2: It's like, you're allowed to date a nineteen year old.
Speaker 2: I don't care what age you are. They're legal. I'm sorry,
Speaker 2: it's not problematic. It's annoying, and I can make fun
Speaker 2: of it. He's thirty three.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you can date in nineteen anyone can't.
Speaker 2: They're legal. Unfortunately, eighteen year olds you can date them.
Speaker 2: It's like, you can think that's problematic all you want,
Speaker 2: but it's not illegal. Okay, unless you know in sixteen
Speaker 2: is not illegal in many states, which is just disgusting.
Speaker 2: But you can think it's disgusting, but it's not illegal.
Speaker 2: And she's not doing anything wrong by dating someone. And
Speaker 2: he said some things in the past. He's just a
Speaker 2: rock star who says stupid, drunken things sometimes. He's not
Speaker 2: really problematic. He's not a terrible person. Shut up, let
Speaker 2: her have fun. She's someone that she admires. He's a
Speaker 2: rock star who she obviously shares something in common with
Speaker 2: as being a prolific artist. He's cool, he's kind of
Speaker 2: like offbeat. He's a little just like rough around the edges.
Speaker 2: Let her have some fun. I do believe they are
Speaker 2: in love because the biggest thing that I saw after
Speaker 2: that show on Friday night and this one was like,
Speaker 2: whoa so in Manila? I guess it was from his performance,
Speaker 2: you know, two nights prior. He at one point set mouthed,
Speaker 2: this next one's for you, you know who you are.
Speaker 2: I love you, And then he sang a song that
Speaker 2: some people are saying could have been about Taylor Swift
Speaker 2: because it's a song about a girl, all right. And
Speaker 2: then on our show, which I did remember seeing right
Speaker 2: before Cardigan, the song, Taylor's mouthing something. I couldn't make
Speaker 2: it out. Later on TikTok, they put them both together.
Speaker 2: She goes, this one's for you, you know who you are.
Speaker 2: I love you. It's giving me chills on my back
Speaker 2: of my head. They mouthed the same things. They're both
Speaker 2: they both know what they're doing. They aren't trolling you.
Speaker 2: They aren't making fun of the fact that there are
Speaker 2: rumors about them. They are confirming it. They were spotted
Speaker 2: together in a car on Saturday night too. They are together,
Speaker 2: and then she sang Cardigan, which the song is called.
Speaker 2: In the song, it's and you'd come back to me,
Speaker 2: and you come back to me. It's all about a
Speaker 2: guy coming back to her. And they dated before. No
Speaker 2: one really confirmed it. It was always like, you know,
Speaker 2: there were suspicions that they dated. They did date before
Speaker 2: her and Joe were together, so it makes sense that
Speaker 2: she would sing that song. They are together. Let her
Speaker 2: have fun. What he's said in the past is not
Speaker 2: a reflection of who she is, and he's just a
Speaker 2: rock star guy. Let her.
Speaker 3: I don't know, I'm in, I'm in, I'm in, I'm in,
Speaker 3: I'm going Joe.
Speaker 2: Why should she suffer? And you know, just no, everyone's
Speaker 2: like ever everyone hated Joe when they first got together.
Speaker 2: Everyone just wants her to themselves. Yeah, unless she can
Speaker 2: be with me. Yeah, I don't want her with anyone.
Speaker 2: And who is she supposed to be with that has
Speaker 2: never said one problematic thing in their life. Everyone is
Speaker 2: problematic everyone.
Speaker 5: Isn't it true? The band's called nineteen seventy five because
Speaker 5: he won't date anybody who was born before.
Speaker 3: The good One.
Speaker 2: So yes, they are together. I don't have that confirmed
Speaker 2: by any inside sources or anything, but I have eyes
Speaker 2: and ears and a working brain, and from what I
Speaker 2: can tell, they are together. She is not trolling anyone.
Speaker 2: And it is also rumored that Taylor Swift is coming
Speaker 2: out with a book that will be released in July,
Speaker 2: and that is very, very exciting.
Speaker 1: Wow.
Speaker 2: And it did send me into a kind of depression
Speaker 2: spiral yesterday because I'm like, Taylor Swift can write a
Speaker 2: book and write four albums in a pandemic. I can
Speaker 2: barely read a book or like listen to an album
Speaker 2: in that time. I was like memorizing her albums was
Speaker 2: enough work for me, and I just as much as
Speaker 2: I want a book from her, I'm just like, can
Speaker 2: you just wait a couple of years? So goddamn prolific.
Speaker 2: It's just too much pressure for the rest of us.
Speaker 2: No one goods Paul McCartney, but she is. When Dan
Speaker 2: and I get into fights about the Beatles or whether
Speaker 2: Paul McCartney or Taylor Swift, it's like it's not it's
Speaker 2: not even a funny. He's coming around Nick.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he better yes, Yeah, because that's all I do
Speaker 3: is play Taylor Swift now and he's and he's imitating
Speaker 3: her a lot.
Speaker 2: Yeah because he he's jealous. He's so jealous. He can't
Speaker 2: stand that someone actually is as good as his beloved
Speaker 2: Paul McCartney. Okay, we gotta go. Thank you guys so
Speaker 2: much for listening to the podcast. We will be back tomorrow,
Speaker 2: don't you even think we won't. And I'm going to
Speaker 2: be in Europe coming up very soon. Check out my
Speaker 2: tour dates. If you are in or around the Europe area,
Speaker 2: you know that I will be in like fourteen cities
Speaker 2: just next week, all before June first, my birthday. So
Speaker 2: it's the last month of my tour before I'm thirty nine.
Speaker 2: And I would really like to see you guys on
Speaker 2: the road. I won't be able to do meet and
Speaker 2: greets unfortunately at these shows, but I will look out
Speaker 2: in the audience and see your lovely faces, and I
Speaker 2: really wish you would come see me. I cannot wait.
Speaker 2: Thank you for listening to the show. Don't be kid
Speaker 2: and just let her date who she was, right right, right,