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Speaker 1: The Nicky Gleiser podcastnik Gleaser, here's Nikky.

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Speaker 2: Hello, it's me. It's Nicky Glaizer. Welcome to the Welcome

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Speaker 2: to the podcast. I just said Billy as a sex

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Speaker 2: slave for the second part of the song because it's

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Speaker 2: an old joke with all my girlfriends that who's my

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Speaker 2: Billy is Sarah Lena's dog. And one time it was

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Speaker 2: just wearing a leather collar, and all the girls were

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Speaker 2: doing the podcast together and we were starting the podcast

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Speaker 2: and we were kind of just singing it like as

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Speaker 2: Noah was setting up. Ever, all the girls were kind

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Speaker 2: of just like singing the theme song over and over,

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Speaker 2: and then at one point Taylor McGraw saw Billy with

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Speaker 2: like she was just like, you know, like you know,

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Speaker 2: scratching Billy's head and saw the leather collar and said,

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Speaker 2: Billy is a sex slave.

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Speaker 3: Collar.

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Speaker 2: And then it stuck.

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Speaker 4: And so whenever we're on the girl's chat and Sarah

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Speaker 4: Lena's talking about Billy, she's like, so sex slave is

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Speaker 4: just throwing she just calls her sex slave now name no,

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Speaker 4: like there's no humor behind like one would get about

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Speaker 2: Yeah, but she's just like, I'm so sad scared. Sex

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Speaker 2: slave is gonna die? Like we just call it sex slave.

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Speaker 2: Now she's a senior dog is he? Is he old? Yeah?

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Speaker 2: She Billy like Billy Holliday, you would Billy's a boy's

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Speaker 2: name generally, Yeah, Billy, Iirish Billy. Yeah. I always remember

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Speaker 2: the Clueless joke that I never understood until later, where

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Speaker 2: share you know, the girl and Clueless gets picked up by,

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Speaker 2: you know, the gay guy that she has a crush on,

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Speaker 2: but she doesn't know he's gay, but everyone else does.

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Speaker 2: And in the nineties when I saw that, I did

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Speaker 2: not know he was gay either. But she has this

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Speaker 2: her up and he's playing and she goes, who is it?

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Speaker 2: And he's playing Billy Holliday. She's like, who is this?

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Speaker 2: And he goes Billy Holliday and she goes, oh, I

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Speaker 2: love him. And then I didn't even understand that joke

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Speaker 2: until later. She also said she's giving a speech in

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Speaker 2: her class and she was like, I believe we should

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Speaker 2: let the Hadians come here instead of Haitians. And apparently

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Speaker 2: I watched like a behind the Music about it that

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Speaker 2: movie and she she did not they didn't plan for

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Speaker 2: her to say haydians, but the actress at least Silver

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Speaker 2: Show didn't know how to pronounce it, and they were like,

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Speaker 2: that's perfect, keep it in. No one tell her. So

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Speaker 2: I always remember those two things anyway. Yeah, so Billy

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Speaker 2: is a sex slave. My mom is here everyone, she's

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Speaker 2: in studio. Julie Glazer, welcome to the show. Thank you, Nick.

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Speaker 2: Brian Frangie is here in Los Angeles via satellite. What's up, Brian?

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Speaker 2: Brian just got off the phoney had a very important call,

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Speaker 2: and we all kind of like listen to his sart

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Speaker 2: of it and then all and then he said, oh,

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Speaker 2: that was great news, and I go, what happened?

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Speaker 3: Wait?

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Speaker 2: Save it for the podcast. So what was that call about?

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Speaker 2: I think it's about your car, okay, but also I

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Speaker 2: heard a woman's voice on the line, and usually women

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Speaker 2: aren't telling you about your car. That's to women.

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Speaker 5: To women. We don't want to throw shad to women.

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Speaker 5: They could be mechanics.

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Speaker 2: I want to throw shade at them because SPF protection

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Speaker 2: is important too for anti aging, So so much shade

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Speaker 2: on all women because youth is key. Okay, what what happened?

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Speaker 4: Well?

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Speaker 5: I had a malfunction in my car, uh air bag,

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Speaker 2: You look like you had hit by an air bag today.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, you do anything, please, I just want to draw

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Speaker 4: people to the YouTube channel.

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Speaker 5: This is how we get people to look at the

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Speaker 5: YouTube channel. What does Brian's hair look like today?

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Speaker 1: Hair?

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Speaker 2: We'll do something with You've great, ky, I.

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Speaker 5: Gotta get an I don't come, I do wake up,

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Speaker 5: and I just I don't.

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Speaker 2: It's well, you just like run it, come through it,

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Speaker 5: No, I'm not. I just I'm not gonna slick it back.

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Speaker 5: I'll never slick I'm not a tower. Subaru is my

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Speaker 5: car company, and I'm usually a big fan of Subaru.

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Speaker 5: And this air bag broke and I'm driving my future

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Speaker 5: air bag needs to work. She's gonna be sitting in

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Speaker 2: So I brought so did you know it doesn't work

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Speaker 2: So it's like my air bag will work, but hers won't. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: you can just quickly bring her to your side if

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Speaker 5: If I if I see a crash, I pull her over. Yeah.

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Speaker 5: And so I brought it to the super rue dealership.

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Speaker 5: And everybody knows that dealerships are not very helpful and

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Speaker 5: complaining of staff shortages and all this stuff. And they

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Speaker 2: They told me all thish, get in the passenger seat

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Speaker 5: They refused. They said, we're not sitting in your passenger seat.

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Speaker 5: And I was like, that's the only way to get

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Speaker 5: the alert. They refused, Okay, and so then what I

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Speaker 5: took it to an independent mechanic, an incredible mechanic, complete

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Speaker 5: automotive systems in Palms if you ever are living in

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Speaker 5: They talked me through it, They got the diagnostic and

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Speaker 5: I feel like I feel like I have like a

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Speaker 2: You know, when you find someone who finally fixes your problem,

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Speaker 2: you honestly feel romantic feelings for them.

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Speaker 5: Yes, And I think it's with mechanics. It's the same

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Speaker 5: once you find one, you're committed.

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Speaker 2: Never let him, yeah, because it's so hard to do

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Speaker 2: it and you yeah, and they could be sleazy, like

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Speaker 2: life relationship with. Yes, aren't you worried about him being

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Speaker 3: Now?

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Speaker 5: Well, we agreed that he's allowed to see other cars,

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Speaker 5: so it's just you guys.

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Speaker 2: That's good.

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Speaker 5: So anyway, just called me up because I called up

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Speaker 5: Subaru and they have an advocacy line where they have

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Speaker 5: and I've been I didn't have anything.

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Speaker 2: Again, Subaru like they'll Subaru hires people that will fight

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Speaker 5: Is to like make you Satis so you continue to

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Speaker 5: buy suber Rus throughout your life. So they're like your advocate.

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Speaker 5: And I had no faith in this advocate, not in

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Speaker 5: this particular advocate, but I had no faith in a

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Speaker 5: figured I'd go pay full price for this part, which

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Speaker 5: wound up being twenty six hundred dollars.

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Speaker 2: Jesus.

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Speaker 5: They have to replace the entire seat because it's the

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Speaker 2: This is like a good price for a seat. But

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Speaker 2: I think it's more it's a safety issue. So much money.

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Speaker 5: It's the air bag. It should be free no matter what.

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Speaker 2: Absolutely how old is the car. Yeah, that's a good point.

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Speaker 5: It's a twenty fifteen. Yeah, the warranty expired nine months ago.

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Speaker 2: Oh convenient. Yeah, but I think he got Yeah, you

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Speaker 2: did get Ye advocate called. That was who we heard.

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Speaker 5: So I missed the call from the advocate two times already,

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Speaker 5: so that's why I answered it. And she told me

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Speaker 5: that I don't have to go to the dealer. I

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Speaker 5: shall reimburse me for up to one thousand dollars, which

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Speaker 5: I did not expect any of that. Wow, well one

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Speaker 5: thousand dollars that is amazing news. I expected just to

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Speaker 5: pay out of pocket for the entire thing. So thank you,

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Speaker 5: Subaru Advocacy Group. I now like Subaru again. I love

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Speaker 2: Okay, well every time I get into a Subaru I

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Speaker 5: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: I love Subaru's they ever since Dave Matthews gave away

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Speaker 2: just seem to be helping the environment, even though there's

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Speaker 2: no basis to that whatsoever. They just seem to be

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Speaker 5: They were one of the first car companies to advertise

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Speaker 2: Same That's why it's kind of associated with lesbians getting

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Speaker 2: He was just I kind of I was like, oh,

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Speaker 5: Is there a car that if a guy drove up

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Speaker 2: Tesla's for me now are kind of keh. I don't

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Speaker 2: of Elon Musk too much, And do you know that

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Speaker 2: he named each of the models of the cars so

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Speaker 2: that it would eventually spell sexy, like the Model S,

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Speaker 2: the Model three, the Model X, the Model Y. And

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Speaker 2: sixty nine four and twenty dollars because he So. I

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Speaker 2: just did this thing for the La Times where they

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Speaker 2: asked me all about Elon Musk's jokes quote unquote to

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Speaker 2: they're asking a bunch of comedians, like what do you

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Speaker 2: They're all just like him calling a guy a pedo,

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Speaker 2: and it's like, is that a joke? It was just

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Speaker 2: all these things. But I really went pretty hard on him,

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Speaker 2: lily pad thing and then you swing to another thing,

436
00:21:34,000 --> 00:21:35,800
Speaker 2: and none of us could do it. We kept falling.

437
00:21:36,000 --> 00:21:38,080
Speaker 2: Good you weren't alone. And so this was just the

438
00:21:38,119 --> 00:21:40,520
Speaker 2: practice during the day and I and so they go,

439
00:21:40,560 --> 00:21:42,880
Speaker 2: we're gonna move the lily pads closer together. We're gonna

440
00:21:42,880 --> 00:21:44,840
Speaker 2: adjust so that they can at least get past the

441
00:21:44,880 --> 00:21:45,760
Speaker 2: first step of.

442
00:21:45,680 --> 00:21:46,199
Speaker 5: This, you know.

443
00:21:46,720 --> 00:21:49,320
Speaker 2: And you got to on the real Ninja Warria, you

444
00:21:49,400 --> 00:21:51,080
Speaker 2: fall and you're out. But this one we got to

445
00:21:51,160 --> 00:21:55,360
Speaker 2: multiple tribe because it was for charity. It was your celebrity. Yeah,

446
00:21:55,400 --> 00:21:56,439
Speaker 2: and so yeah, and.

447
00:21:56,440 --> 00:21:58,520
Speaker 5: They had a little jokes. They had little jokes if

448
00:21:58,560 --> 00:22:00,440
Speaker 5: you failed, like if you fell in the pool of water,

449
00:22:00,480 --> 00:22:02,800
Speaker 5: there was a person with a raft that could row

450
00:22:02,840 --> 00:22:05,120
Speaker 5: you across, Like there's stuff like that.

451
00:22:05,280 --> 00:22:08,160
Speaker 2: Yeah, there were always like these failsafes to like, yeah,

452
00:22:08,200 --> 00:22:10,320
Speaker 2: so I got to like row to the other side

453
00:22:10,400 --> 00:22:13,160
Speaker 2: because I fell in the water. But it was terrifying

454
00:22:13,160 --> 00:22:15,359
Speaker 2: because you're I don't like any of this stuff. I

455
00:22:15,840 --> 00:22:17,760
Speaker 2: was like, I would never do a ropes course outside

456
00:22:17,800 --> 00:22:20,040
Speaker 2: of if I was like, I don't know. Sixth grade

457
00:22:20,119 --> 00:22:22,000
Speaker 2: camp we had to do like a ropes course, and

458
00:22:22,040 --> 00:22:24,159
Speaker 2: I only did that because I didn't want to be

459
00:22:24,600 --> 00:22:27,959
Speaker 2: the mainly on. I wouldn't. So I was crying and

460
00:22:28,000 --> 00:22:29,959
Speaker 2: I was really wanting to walk away. And then they

461
00:22:29,960 --> 00:22:32,399
Speaker 2: gave us this speech about how this is then you

462
00:22:32,440 --> 00:22:36,600
Speaker 2: would be losing fifteen thousand dollars for these kids with cancer.

463
00:22:36,640 --> 00:22:38,600
Speaker 2: It was like for Red Nose Day. And so they're like,

464
00:22:38,880 --> 00:22:41,239
Speaker 2: then you would be sacrificing fifteen thousand dollars that's going

465
00:22:41,240 --> 00:22:42,960
Speaker 2: to go to kids, and it's like your ego is

466
00:22:43,000 --> 00:22:44,760
Speaker 2: more important than that. They gave us like this pep

467
00:22:44,800 --> 00:22:48,040
Speaker 2: talk because I and I was crying, and I remember

468
00:22:48,760 --> 00:22:50,480
Speaker 2: a guy named Nick from the Yankees.

469
00:22:50,560 --> 00:22:54,239
Speaker 5: Do you know Nick'swisher, Nick Swishisher, the happiest man on

470
00:22:54,320 --> 00:22:55,080
Speaker 5: planet Earth.

471
00:22:55,560 --> 00:22:57,840
Speaker 2: Yes. He was so nice to me, and I remember

472
00:22:57,880 --> 00:22:59,840
Speaker 2: thinking that he just worked on the show because he

473
00:23:00,359 --> 00:23:02,679
Speaker 2: was like, he's just this guy that was like cheering

474
00:23:02,680 --> 00:23:05,000
Speaker 2: me on when we were practicing. Yeah, and I was like,

475
00:23:05,040 --> 00:23:07,920
Speaker 2: this guy's really cute, Like I wonder what his deal

476
00:23:07,960 --> 00:23:10,000
Speaker 2: it Like it was kind of like, oh my god,

477
00:23:10,040 --> 00:23:13,480
Speaker 2: this guy's so nice, like and then it turned out

478
00:23:13,480 --> 00:23:16,080
Speaker 2: he was a New York Yankee, a beloved New York Yankee.

479
00:23:16,119 --> 00:23:17,359
Speaker 2: He was one of the other celebrities, and he was

480
00:23:17,400 --> 00:23:18,960
Speaker 2: so nice to me, and I was crying, and he

481
00:23:19,000 --> 00:23:21,160
Speaker 2: came over and was just like, hey, you know, this

482
00:23:21,200 --> 00:23:22,879
Speaker 2: isn't a big deal. Like he kind of talked me

483
00:23:22,920 --> 00:23:24,760
Speaker 2: off the ledge, which I needed because you had to

484
00:23:24,760 --> 00:23:30,720
Speaker 2: literally jump off a ledge on this and so so he, uh,

485
00:23:30,760 --> 00:23:33,840
Speaker 2: he was just really nice. So anyway we get to

486
00:23:33,880 --> 00:23:36,720
Speaker 2: the man, this is like bringing back so much anxiety

487
00:23:37,480 --> 00:23:39,919
Speaker 2: we were. It was just so embarrassing because it was

488
00:23:40,080 --> 00:23:42,440
Speaker 2: I remember just like I'm almost like starting to cry

489
00:23:42,480 --> 00:23:44,200
Speaker 2: because it was just like I didn't want to do it.

490
00:23:44,240 --> 00:23:46,720
Speaker 2: I just hate when you were forced to do something

491
00:23:46,760 --> 00:23:49,000
Speaker 2: because people are like, you didn't even have die to

492
00:23:49,040 --> 00:23:51,879
Speaker 2: think about it. I did. I had hours between the

493
00:23:51,920 --> 00:23:52,840
Speaker 2: practice and the.

494
00:23:53,080 --> 00:23:56,280
Speaker 3: I'm talking about this saying yeah, I'll do the show.

495
00:23:56,320 --> 00:23:59,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, because at that point I didn't. I don't have

496
00:23:59,359 --> 00:24:02,200
Speaker 2: I never want to turn down anything in my career

497
00:24:02,280 --> 00:24:04,560
Speaker 2: because you could be the one thing where you do

498
00:24:04,640 --> 00:24:07,520
Speaker 2: something funny or someone sees you and it takes and

499
00:24:07,720 --> 00:24:10,840
Speaker 2: you're in no position to do that. But I hated

500
00:24:10,960 --> 00:24:16,160
Speaker 2: every second of it. I I did the worst by

501
00:24:16,200 --> 00:24:18,560
Speaker 2: far out of everyone. And I remember Natalie Morales and

502
00:24:18,600 --> 00:24:21,000
Speaker 2: also Mina Suvari being like, this is so hard. We

503
00:24:21,080 --> 00:24:23,200
Speaker 2: suck at this and feeling like, oh my god, thank

504
00:24:23,240 --> 00:24:26,080
Speaker 2: you guys, you suck too. We're all gonna suck. And

505
00:24:26,080 --> 00:24:28,320
Speaker 2: they're all like freaking out about it too. They like,

506
00:24:28,640 --> 00:24:31,040
Speaker 2: do they complete the whole thing? Which I only completed

507
00:24:31,119 --> 00:24:33,159
Speaker 2: twenty percent of it, So to complete the whole thing

508
00:24:33,240 --> 00:24:36,159
Speaker 2: versus twenty percent, you're fucking lying about being I'm so

509
00:24:36,280 --> 00:24:38,119
Speaker 2: bad at it. It's like when girls used to go,

510
00:24:38,480 --> 00:24:40,240
Speaker 2: I'm gonna get off the f I didn't study it

511
00:24:40,280 --> 00:24:41,679
Speaker 2: all in the test, and then they get an A

512
00:24:42,000 --> 00:24:45,280
Speaker 2: like those at those little quiet a students who like

513
00:24:45,320 --> 00:24:49,480
Speaker 2: to pretend like yes, yeah, I call these women holes

514
00:24:49,760 --> 00:24:53,959
Speaker 2: and all. No, they were so nice. Mina Souvari and

515
00:24:54,240 --> 00:24:57,840
Speaker 2: Natalie Morales again two celebrities who are so nice and

516
00:24:57,960 --> 00:25:02,040
Speaker 2: don't are not too for school, but fuck them because

517
00:25:02,040 --> 00:25:04,400
Speaker 2: they were really talented, and they were underplaying it because

518
00:25:04,400 --> 00:25:05,919
Speaker 2: they were trying to make me feel better, like this

519
00:25:06,080 --> 00:25:09,159
Speaker 2: is scary, this sucks. I yes, it is sweet, but

520
00:25:09,200 --> 00:25:11,960
Speaker 2: I did not appreciate them going so far. And Jeff

521
00:25:12,040 --> 00:25:15,000
Speaker 2: Die was there swinging all over things and just died

522
00:25:15,320 --> 00:25:17,520
Speaker 2: killing it and it was like I wanted Jeff to

523
00:25:18,920 --> 00:25:21,960
Speaker 2: and uh after that, I was so mad how good

524
00:25:22,000 --> 00:25:24,159
Speaker 2: he was at it. Everyone was good, everyone except me.

525
00:25:24,240 --> 00:25:26,760
Speaker 2: I was by far the worst, not even like the worst,

526
00:25:26,840 --> 00:25:29,880
Speaker 2: a little like someone has to be the worst, yeah,

527
00:25:29,920 --> 00:25:33,040
Speaker 2: but usually there's someone who's a little bit better than you,

528
00:25:33,160 --> 00:25:35,240
Speaker 2: but it's slightly like there's someone who's like kind of

529
00:25:35,320 --> 00:25:36,879
Speaker 2: riding the bottom with you, but you have to be

530
00:25:36,920 --> 00:25:38,679
Speaker 2: the bottom. There was no one even close to as

531
00:25:38,720 --> 00:25:41,520
Speaker 2: bad as me. It was so embarrassing. And there's a

532
00:25:41,600 --> 00:25:42,960
Speaker 2: huge audience there, you.

533
00:25:42,920 --> 00:25:47,720
Speaker 5: Know, Paramount Lot or something. Yeah, yes, and they they

534
00:25:47,760 --> 00:25:49,760
Speaker 5: take Main Street, which is where they film a lot

535
00:25:49,760 --> 00:25:51,800
Speaker 5: of like movies and stuff where their sets are all

536
00:25:51,840 --> 00:25:53,800
Speaker 5: set up to look like a real street and they

537
00:25:53,840 --> 00:25:57,840
Speaker 5: put bleachers, so there is literally hundreds of people watching.

538
00:25:57,480 --> 00:26:01,200
Speaker 2: You, watching you, and and like just feeling bad, feeling

539
00:26:01,240 --> 00:26:04,520
Speaker 2: sorry for you, and and I just was like, I

540
00:26:04,600 --> 00:26:06,600
Speaker 2: turned off my ego. Do you ever do that where

541
00:26:06,600 --> 00:26:09,479
Speaker 2: you're just like or you turn off your fear and

542
00:26:09,520 --> 00:26:11,840
Speaker 2: you just like, I think it's not the same thing

543
00:26:11,880 --> 00:26:14,399
Speaker 2: people do before they jump off a building. I think

544
00:26:14,440 --> 00:26:18,480
Speaker 2: that's what separates My suicide book is talking a lot

545
00:26:18,480 --> 00:26:21,560
Speaker 2: about this, like before people kill themselves, they just do it,

546
00:26:21,640 --> 00:26:23,439
Speaker 2: like they just rip off the band aid, even though

547
00:26:23,480 --> 00:26:25,560
Speaker 2: they know it's gonna hurt it. What literally was the

548
00:26:25,600 --> 00:26:29,639
Speaker 2: same feeling I had to just turn off the thing

549
00:26:29,680 --> 00:26:32,760
Speaker 2: that told me everything, like don't do this because it

550
00:26:32,880 --> 00:26:36,120
Speaker 2: was scary. I'm honest, sixty sixty feet in the air.

551
00:26:36,200 --> 00:26:38,679
Speaker 2: Maybe that's an exaggeration, but it's so And I'm scared

552
00:26:38,680 --> 00:26:41,120
Speaker 2: of heights and you have to jump out, and yes,

553
00:26:41,160 --> 00:26:42,800
Speaker 2: you are attached to things that are going to save you,

554
00:26:42,840 --> 00:26:45,040
Speaker 2: and there's a net below, but I have to jump

555
00:26:45,040 --> 00:26:49,080
Speaker 2: on this like trapeze bar. It was so scary because

556
00:26:49,119 --> 00:26:51,679
Speaker 2: I hate, like I hate diving boards. I hate when

557
00:26:51,720 --> 00:26:53,600
Speaker 2: men jump on diving boards and then they almost like

558
00:26:53,760 --> 00:26:57,040
Speaker 2: crash on the bottom like they yeah, they double bounce

559
00:26:57,080 --> 00:26:59,480
Speaker 2: like and then they land again and they like kind

560
00:26:59,480 --> 00:27:02,840
Speaker 2: of miss it, the kind of scre Like nothing makes

561
00:27:02,880 --> 00:27:06,000
Speaker 2: me more anxious than like trying to grab a bar

562
00:27:06,080 --> 00:27:09,160
Speaker 2: and like missing it, Like there's something just yeah, that's scary,

563
00:27:09,480 --> 00:27:11,080
Speaker 2: even though you can't get hurt, Like there was just

564
00:27:11,119 --> 00:27:11,920
Speaker 2: something about it.

565
00:27:11,920 --> 00:27:14,639
Speaker 5: It's so interesting because me and Chris had like the

566
00:27:14,800 --> 00:27:18,600
Speaker 5: opposite experience that you had watching what Well, we were

567
00:27:18,640 --> 00:27:21,480
Speaker 5: in your little circle of your circle of friends. I

568
00:27:21,480 --> 00:27:23,399
Speaker 5: think it was me Chris, and was it just me

569
00:27:23,440 --> 00:27:26,320
Speaker 5: and Chris, I don't remember. We're in Lizzy was there yet?

570
00:27:26,000 --> 00:27:28,840
Speaker 5: And we were in the circle watching you and then uh,

571
00:27:28,960 --> 00:27:31,399
Speaker 5: we watched you. We cheered you on. Chris wanted to

572
00:27:31,440 --> 00:27:33,280
Speaker 5: do this thing where he put the red circle nose

573
00:27:33,320 --> 00:27:36,360
Speaker 5: on his face at a funny moment. Oh yeah, they

574
00:27:36,359 --> 00:27:38,120
Speaker 5: filmed him. I don't think it made it to the funny.

575
00:27:38,040 --> 00:27:41,280
Speaker 2: Because they were filming you guys as my like teer circle. Yeah,

576
00:27:41,320 --> 00:27:43,199
Speaker 2: so their cameras on you. So Chris is trying to

577
00:27:43,200 --> 00:27:46,720
Speaker 2: do a bit, yes, yes, and everything. Yeah, that was

578
00:27:46,760 --> 00:27:48,160
Speaker 2: all fun. And games down there.

579
00:27:48,359 --> 00:27:52,200
Speaker 5: Yeah, and then but and then after after you finished,

580
00:27:53,359 --> 00:27:56,440
Speaker 5: and we were like, oh no, and then Nick Swisher

581
00:27:56,480 --> 00:28:00,439
Speaker 5: comes by and gives us like this incredible motivational speech.

582
00:28:00,640 --> 00:28:03,720
Speaker 5: Me and Chris Nick Nick Swisher. We were talking to

583
00:28:03,800 --> 00:28:06,720
Speaker 5: Nick Swisher for like twenty five minutes, and I don't

584
00:28:06,720 --> 00:28:08,720
Speaker 5: think we looked at each other, me and Chris, and

585
00:28:08,760 --> 00:28:10,720
Speaker 5: we were like, I don't think I've ever felt better

586
00:28:10,760 --> 00:28:13,480
Speaker 5: in my entire life than after talking to Nick Swisher.

587
00:28:13,560 --> 00:28:16,639
Speaker 2: He was the greatest guy, so positive.

588
00:28:16,720 --> 00:28:20,879
Speaker 5: So motivational. I felt like life was new and fresh

589
00:28:20,920 --> 00:28:22,119
Speaker 5: and I could do anywhere anything.

590
00:28:22,160 --> 00:28:24,440
Speaker 2: He said he should have been, well, he should have

591
00:28:24,480 --> 00:28:25,160
Speaker 2: been your super.

592
00:28:25,359 --> 00:28:27,240
Speaker 3: Why was he giving you guys advice?

593
00:28:27,760 --> 00:28:31,520
Speaker 5: No, that's just who he is. He comes by trying to.

594
00:28:31,760 --> 00:28:34,240
Speaker 2: Make you feel good about my performance. Is that his

595
00:28:34,920 --> 00:28:35,880
Speaker 2: Do you remember anything?

596
00:28:36,000 --> 00:28:40,480
Speaker 5: I think he just exudes joy and happiness. He was

597
00:28:40,600 --> 00:28:43,160
Speaker 5: he's a Millionaire's dead.

598
00:28:44,160 --> 00:28:47,040
Speaker 2: He died, he killed himself. I'm just kidding. That'd be

599
00:28:47,080 --> 00:28:51,000
Speaker 2: so funny. I mean, not funny, but ironic. I guess. No,

600
00:28:51,120 --> 00:28:51,840
Speaker 2: he's still with us.

601
00:28:51,840 --> 00:28:54,680
Speaker 5: Think about the trajectory of a major league baseball player's life.

602
00:28:54,680 --> 00:28:57,080
Speaker 5: It's like you're you're the best baseball player. So when

603
00:28:57,120 --> 00:28:59,880
Speaker 5: you're in high school and stuff, you're very popular. Then

604
00:28:59,880 --> 00:29:02,120
Speaker 5: you go to college, you get a scholarship, then you

605
00:29:02,120 --> 00:29:05,560
Speaker 5: get drafted by the New York Yankees, then you're a millionaire. Like,

606
00:29:05,640 --> 00:29:08,120
Speaker 5: at what point is your life sad? So he really

607
00:29:08,120 --> 00:29:11,240
Speaker 5: has no reason to not be joyful and happy.

608
00:29:11,440 --> 00:29:14,400
Speaker 2: I mean there are funds of people that are, yeah,

609
00:29:14,520 --> 00:29:17,040
Speaker 2: can be very successful and just sad because if you

610
00:29:17,040 --> 00:29:20,440
Speaker 2: have bad parents, you had to put you know. But yes,

611
00:29:20,760 --> 00:29:23,880
Speaker 2: you're right, he had. He seemed to appreciate his life

612
00:29:23,960 --> 00:29:26,360
Speaker 2: and appreciate everything he's been given. He was just And

613
00:29:26,680 --> 00:29:28,440
Speaker 2: the thing that stick out to me about him is

614
00:29:28,480 --> 00:29:30,080
Speaker 2: that I thought he was a pa on the show.

615
00:29:30,120 --> 00:29:31,800
Speaker 2: He didn't come off like he was walking around like

616
00:29:31,800 --> 00:29:33,720
Speaker 2: a celebrity. He was just talking to everyone and just

617
00:29:33,720 --> 00:29:35,800
Speaker 2: so nice, but not in a way that's like this

618
00:29:35,840 --> 00:29:38,560
Speaker 2: guy is like trying to be in everyman type thing.

619
00:29:38,680 --> 00:29:41,080
Speaker 2: Sometimes you see celebrities doing that where you're like easy,

620
00:29:41,160 --> 00:29:43,760
Speaker 2: we get it. You know, you're like special and you

621
00:29:43,760 --> 00:29:46,280
Speaker 2: want to spread your little celebrity.

622
00:29:46,000 --> 00:29:48,040
Speaker 3: Right, so people talk about everywhere?

623
00:29:48,160 --> 00:29:51,360
Speaker 2: Yes, yes, so people. It didn't seem motivated in that way.

624
00:29:51,200 --> 00:29:54,520
Speaker 5: So it was just me afterwards High Fiving World Series

625
00:29:54,600 --> 00:29:57,840
Speaker 5: champion Nick Swisher as happy as can be. Meanwhile Nikki

626
00:29:57,960 --> 00:30:00,320
Speaker 5: is getting rafted across A.

627
00:30:01,680 --> 00:30:04,800
Speaker 2: Yes, and I will say that there was also this

628
00:30:05,040 --> 00:30:07,080
Speaker 2: one part where you had to run across. It was

629
00:30:07,080 --> 00:30:10,920
Speaker 2: almost like a picture of kebab that has blocks on it,

630
00:30:11,040 --> 00:30:14,200
Speaker 2: like uh cubes, and you run across and those cubes

631
00:30:14,200 --> 00:30:16,240
Speaker 2: spin and you have to run across the kebab. I

632
00:30:16,240 --> 00:30:20,400
Speaker 2: would hate. So I fell during the trapeze thing. I

633
00:30:20,440 --> 00:30:23,320
Speaker 2: fell in the water and my shoes get completely soaked.

634
00:30:23,800 --> 00:30:26,320
Speaker 2: So for the next part, I just for the kebab,

635
00:30:26,360 --> 00:30:28,400
Speaker 2: I was like, let me go barefoot because I'm my

636
00:30:28,600 --> 00:30:32,200
Speaker 2: shoes are soaked and it's really uncomfortable. So I went barefoot,

637
00:30:32,520 --> 00:30:36,360
Speaker 2: not knowing that you can get you can get injured

638
00:30:36,800 --> 00:30:39,960
Speaker 2: your barefoot and no one's looking out for any more celebrities.

639
00:30:40,320 --> 00:30:44,640
Speaker 2: So I broke my toe. Then I also sell, oh

640
00:30:44,720 --> 00:30:48,680
Speaker 2: I had I fell so hard. I forget which part

641
00:30:48,720 --> 00:30:52,920
Speaker 2: I did turf burn? What's is that? What is called

642
00:30:53,080 --> 00:30:56,520
Speaker 2: matt burn? I think it was called turf turf toe

643
00:30:56,560 --> 00:31:02,560
Speaker 2: I had. Then I had Rugburton like Matt Byrne, so

644
00:31:02,680 --> 00:31:04,600
Speaker 2: hard on my legs. I had like thirdred. I mean

645
00:31:06,920 --> 00:31:09,760
Speaker 2: I was not healed for months after that show. I

646
00:31:09,800 --> 00:31:13,480
Speaker 2: could have probably sued because I was so injured from

647
00:31:13,520 --> 00:31:15,760
Speaker 2: the stupid show where I didn't even go far. And

648
00:31:15,800 --> 00:31:18,960
Speaker 2: I hope those kids with cancer survived because of my

649
00:31:19,080 --> 00:31:21,200
Speaker 2: fifteen thousand dollars. So I hope that they got like

650
00:31:21,720 --> 00:31:24,320
Speaker 2: they hired a clown to come in, did you don't

651
00:31:24,360 --> 00:31:26,960
Speaker 2: get money? My fifty thousand dollars went nowhere? I mean,

652
00:31:26,960 --> 00:31:28,600
Speaker 2: what is that going to do for anyone in a

653
00:31:28,640 --> 00:31:31,240
Speaker 2: cancer ward? That's that's like a penny.

654
00:31:31,120 --> 00:31:33,680
Speaker 3: That's gonna pay for one screen reasons.

655
00:31:34,240 --> 00:31:36,680
Speaker 2: Yes, No, it's gonna pay for like a bell they

656
00:31:36,760 --> 00:31:39,920
Speaker 2: ring when they sive or whatever. It's like, just donate

657
00:31:39,960 --> 00:31:43,560
Speaker 2: the bell. It was I really a hat with that

658
00:31:43,600 --> 00:31:45,640
Speaker 2: whole thing. It was not about kids with cancer, it

659
00:31:45,680 --> 00:31:48,640
Speaker 2: was about making a TV show. I should have dropped out.

660
00:31:48,720 --> 00:31:50,200
Speaker 2: I wish I would have. It was one of those

661
00:31:50,200 --> 00:31:51,360
Speaker 2: times in my life where I was like, I wish

662
00:31:51,400 --> 00:31:53,600
Speaker 2: I would have listened to my instinct, which was I

663
00:31:53,640 --> 00:31:55,720
Speaker 2: hate this, I don't want to do this. I'm not

664
00:31:55,800 --> 00:31:59,800
Speaker 2: good at this. I'm not you know, going into something

665
00:31:59,840 --> 00:32:01,800
Speaker 2: like last night. My friend was really depressed and didn't

666
00:32:01,800 --> 00:32:03,440
Speaker 2: want to go do a comedy set even though she

667
00:32:03,480 --> 00:32:05,560
Speaker 2: had one, and she's like, I should go. I feel guilty,

668
00:32:05,600 --> 00:32:09,240
Speaker 2: and I'm like, don't go, because you're not gonna be

669
00:32:09,840 --> 00:32:11,640
Speaker 2: She's like, but what you know, I know that she

670
00:32:11,720 --> 00:32:13,520
Speaker 2: was feeling guilt because what if someone's in the audience,

671
00:32:13,520 --> 00:32:15,280
Speaker 2: I can see her that night and change her life.

672
00:32:15,920 --> 00:32:17,920
Speaker 2: You're not gonna do a good job. If you're depressed

673
00:32:17,960 --> 00:32:19,880
Speaker 2: on stage and you're dreading it and you hate it,

674
00:32:19,920 --> 00:32:22,520
Speaker 2: you're gonna actually, that person's gonna see you and remember

675
00:32:22,560 --> 00:32:25,120
Speaker 2: you as the girl who bombed because you were so upset.

676
00:32:25,160 --> 00:32:27,800
Speaker 2: So like, listen to those voices in your head that

677
00:32:27,920 --> 00:32:30,200
Speaker 2: say don't go, because I think so many times people

678
00:32:30,200 --> 00:32:32,440
Speaker 2: in our lives surround us with like, what's the worst

679
00:32:32,520 --> 00:32:35,760
Speaker 2: that could happen? Just do it? Fight past the fear,

680
00:32:35,880 --> 00:32:39,360
Speaker 2: Like fear sometimes kind of tells you what to do

681
00:32:39,440 --> 00:32:43,400
Speaker 2: and not do Noway Barmageddon was not a like I

682
00:32:43,400 --> 00:32:46,600
Speaker 2: didn't care anymore because this wasn't like it. I have

683
00:32:46,680 --> 00:32:49,520
Speaker 2: no ego anymore when it comes to being good at sports.

684
00:32:49,560 --> 00:32:52,240
Speaker 2: It's been beaten out of me by Ninja Warrior and

685
00:32:52,320 --> 00:32:56,040
Speaker 2: Dancing with the Stars. There's nothing you could do, nothing

686
00:32:56,080 --> 00:32:58,400
Speaker 2: I could do on TV Sports Rise and how it

687
00:32:58,440 --> 00:33:00,960
Speaker 2: will never embarrass me anymore. I really am immune to

688
00:33:01,080 --> 00:33:03,160
Speaker 2: people were like embarrassed for me, I think, but I

689
00:33:03,280 --> 00:33:06,520
Speaker 2: just don't care anymore. I wasn't embarrassed for you at all.

690
00:33:06,600 --> 00:33:09,200
Speaker 2: I was like, I was so proud of you getting

691
00:33:09,200 --> 00:33:12,360
Speaker 2: out there and not caring what people think. Yeah, exactly.

692
00:33:12,480 --> 00:33:15,600
Speaker 2: That's that's where you get the that's where people like

693
00:33:15,840 --> 00:33:17,720
Speaker 2: have any kind of joy for watching what you do.

694
00:33:17,800 --> 00:33:20,160
Speaker 2: It's like she just doesn't care. You made it so

695
00:33:20,320 --> 00:33:22,480
Speaker 2: fun too. It was like, well, mom was coming on

696
00:33:22,520 --> 00:33:26,080
Speaker 2: women's in Nashville who are just like bigger girls that

697
00:33:26,120 --> 00:33:29,040
Speaker 2: wear really tiny things, and She's just like, they just

698
00:33:29,200 --> 00:33:30,040
Speaker 2: don't care.

699
00:33:32,040 --> 00:33:35,680
Speaker 3: I would never I could never ever, But I'm like,

700
00:33:35,760 --> 00:33:37,800
Speaker 3: I'm so proud of these girls, like.

701
00:33:38,000 --> 00:33:41,120
Speaker 2: For looking like shit they don't and not caring and

702
00:33:41,160 --> 00:33:44,520
Speaker 2: looking totally amazing. I think it's amazing. No, it is.

703
00:33:44,840 --> 00:33:46,680
Speaker 2: There is something to that when you see someone where

704
00:33:46,680 --> 00:33:49,680
Speaker 2: you go. If I looked like that, I'd not leave

705
00:33:49,720 --> 00:33:50,120
Speaker 2: my house.

706
00:33:50,400 --> 00:33:54,280
Speaker 3: Well, they're wearing wear that outfit for sure, and they

707
00:33:54,440 --> 00:33:57,080
Speaker 3: just don't seem to care. They love it, they embrace it,

708
00:33:57,120 --> 00:34:00,000
Speaker 3: and I'm like, God love them, God love them.

709
00:34:00,160 --> 00:34:04,400
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's sorry, because that's the only person that will. No,

710
00:34:04,520 --> 00:34:05,680
Speaker 2: that's not how I feel at all.

711
00:34:05,760 --> 00:34:06,440
Speaker 5: It was just a joke.

712
00:34:06,560 --> 00:34:08,840
Speaker 2: Don't come at me. Treat me like a man, and

713
00:34:08,880 --> 00:34:11,440
Speaker 2: don't come at me for saying horrible things, which is

714
00:34:11,440 --> 00:34:14,040
Speaker 2: something I've noticed. When you're a man, you can say

715
00:34:14,080 --> 00:34:17,399
Speaker 2: really awful things on podcasts that are just like the

716
00:34:17,440 --> 00:34:20,640
Speaker 2: worst thing you because you have a feminine energy, like

717
00:34:20,640 --> 00:34:26,640
Speaker 2: you're like you, they'd probably come after you, like Andrew Santino,

718
00:34:26,840 --> 00:34:32,200
Speaker 2: Bobby Lee, Tim Dillon, Christ Stefano. You can the most racist,

719
00:34:32,520 --> 00:34:36,240
Speaker 2: crazy shit ever because it's a joke, because you're joking

720
00:34:36,239 --> 00:34:38,160
Speaker 2: and they should be able to say it and everyone

721
00:34:38,239 --> 00:34:40,319
Speaker 2: laughs and they share the clips. But if you're a

722
00:34:40,320 --> 00:34:45,040
Speaker 2: woman and say something that is hateful in jest, you're

723
00:34:45,080 --> 00:34:48,360
Speaker 2: taking very seriously. And I want to get on. I

724
00:34:48,440 --> 00:34:50,359
Speaker 2: want to get in this men's club where you get

725
00:34:50,360 --> 00:34:52,279
Speaker 2: a free pass. And I'm not hating on those guys.

726
00:34:52,320 --> 00:34:56,000
Speaker 2: I actually I think they're the funniest people going, but

727
00:34:56,040 --> 00:34:58,400
Speaker 2: they just for some reason. I look at these clips

728
00:34:58,440 --> 00:35:01,320
Speaker 2: and I hate to play this. If they were a woman,

729
00:35:01,400 --> 00:35:04,840
Speaker 2: they would be canceled. But I do believe women aren't.

730
00:35:05,040 --> 00:35:06,879
Speaker 5: How can you get into that pack club? How can

731
00:35:06,960 --> 00:35:08,520
Speaker 5: you establish your persona.

732
00:35:08,480 --> 00:35:11,000
Speaker 2: You just you I'm on my next special. I'm going

733
00:35:11,000 --> 00:35:13,640
Speaker 2: hard and I'm calling it. I'm going to I just

734
00:35:13,680 --> 00:35:15,919
Speaker 2: like was like assessing my jokes, and I'm like, I'm

735
00:35:16,000 --> 00:35:17,920
Speaker 2: just kind of trying to play it safe so that

736
00:35:17,960 --> 00:35:22,560
Speaker 2: people don't hate me with these jokes. So they'rein you,

737
00:35:22,840 --> 00:35:27,480
Speaker 2: Like if they sense you're scared, they'll jump on that.

738
00:35:27,760 --> 00:35:30,319
Speaker 2: You know, Like I'm scared a little bit of getting

739
00:35:30,360 --> 00:35:31,960
Speaker 2: canceled and having people be mad at me. That's why

740
00:35:32,000 --> 00:35:34,600
Speaker 2: I'm even saying these caveats of I'm not really meaning that.

741
00:35:34,800 --> 00:35:37,120
Speaker 2: I was just saying a joke. I don't actually think.

742
00:35:37,080 --> 00:35:40,120
Speaker 3: Yeah, people have to say that after yeah.

743
00:35:39,840 --> 00:35:41,759
Speaker 2: Because I still have this fear. But if I just

744
00:35:41,800 --> 00:35:44,480
Speaker 2: go hard and I'm unapologetic and I kind of want

745
00:35:44,480 --> 00:35:47,480
Speaker 2: to call the special something like I'm a bad person,

746
00:35:48,160 --> 00:35:51,239
Speaker 2: or like bad time must be a bad person, or

747
00:35:51,280 --> 00:35:53,120
Speaker 2: like I just want to get a like that I've

748
00:35:53,120 --> 00:35:55,680
Speaker 2: talked about before, like saying what it is so that

749
00:35:55,719 --> 00:35:57,799
Speaker 2: people can't go, she's a bad person. It's like, well

750
00:35:57,840 --> 00:35:59,839
Speaker 2: she told us she was, and I'm not a bad

751
00:36:00,360 --> 00:36:04,120
Speaker 2: I just have really dark thoughts, and guess what, I

752
00:36:04,160 --> 00:36:07,800
Speaker 2: can't help my thoughts. I can't help what I say.

753
00:36:09,080 --> 00:36:10,719
Speaker 2: I would argue I can't help what I say because

754
00:36:10,719 --> 00:36:14,000
Speaker 2: there's no free will. But that's another conversation. I let's

755
00:36:14,000 --> 00:36:16,279
Speaker 2: say I can help what I say. I can't help

756
00:36:16,320 --> 00:36:19,960
Speaker 2: what I think. So if someone is thinking, man, if

757
00:36:20,000 --> 00:36:22,760
Speaker 2: I looked at that, I'd kill myself. But good for her.

758
00:36:23,239 --> 00:36:26,239
Speaker 2: You can't sit for some reason you even thinking it.

759
00:36:26,280 --> 00:36:29,200
Speaker 2: People would say you should be canceled for thinking it.

760
00:36:29,480 --> 00:36:31,640
Speaker 2: But I can't help that I thought it. So what

761
00:36:31,680 --> 00:36:34,640
Speaker 2: am I supposed to do? I think i'd be really careful.

762
00:36:35,000 --> 00:36:38,480
Speaker 2: I hate noill. My mom doesn't want me to take

763
00:36:38,520 --> 00:36:42,160
Speaker 2: any chances. Ever, she's get snaky. I wouldn't do it. Well,

764
00:36:42,160 --> 00:36:45,359
Speaker 2: I have enough money to retire, so if I live

765
00:36:45,440 --> 00:36:47,080
Speaker 2: modestly the rest of my life. I mean, you're not

766
00:36:47,120 --> 00:36:48,520
Speaker 2: gonna get any cars or anything.

767
00:36:48,880 --> 00:36:49,520
Speaker 4: But what.

768
00:36:52,040 --> 00:36:54,160
Speaker 5: You're in a perfect place. You're in the perfect place

769
00:36:54,200 --> 00:36:56,319
Speaker 5: to do this right now, especially just the state of

770
00:36:56,320 --> 00:36:59,319
Speaker 5: the industry, like you could if if no and if

771
00:36:59,360 --> 00:37:02,520
Speaker 5: the industry canceled you or whatever, you could make millions

772
00:37:02,560 --> 00:37:04,960
Speaker 5: of dollars, just like Tim Dillon, just like Andrew Schultz

773
00:37:05,000 --> 00:37:05,640
Speaker 5: on YouTube.

774
00:37:06,080 --> 00:37:10,080
Speaker 2: Yes, well, yeah, my audience would follow me somewhere. People

775
00:37:10,080 --> 00:37:12,080
Speaker 2: that like what I do would follow me, And I'm

776
00:37:12,160 --> 00:37:15,120
Speaker 2: so appreciative of that, because you don't really need anything

777
00:37:15,160 --> 00:37:16,919
Speaker 2: when you have that kind of like built in crowd

778
00:37:16,920 --> 00:37:19,800
Speaker 2: that will like pay you directly.

779
00:37:19,480 --> 00:37:23,040
Speaker 5: And bought his special back from Amazon or Netflix or

780
00:37:23,080 --> 00:37:25,520
Speaker 5: whatever and then made like five times as much money

781
00:37:25,560 --> 00:37:26,520
Speaker 5: releasing it himself.

782
00:37:26,600 --> 00:37:29,800
Speaker 2: Can someone buy back his special from me? I regret,

783
00:37:30,640 --> 00:37:33,440
Speaker 2: I'm just kidding, canceled.

784
00:37:33,840 --> 00:37:37,400
Speaker 5: I think with all those people, the difference is that

785
00:37:37,440 --> 00:37:41,239
Speaker 5: they when they started, they they introduced themselves to the

786
00:37:41,280 --> 00:37:44,160
Speaker 5: public with that persona of I'm gonna say whatever.

787
00:37:44,000 --> 00:37:46,920
Speaker 2: And they're not trying to be on ABC Dancing cost

788
00:37:47,400 --> 00:37:50,440
Speaker 2: as a snowflake. They're not you know, they're not trying

789
00:37:50,480 --> 00:37:52,320
Speaker 2: to play both sides.

790
00:37:52,440 --> 00:37:55,319
Speaker 5: Like one female comedian who got away with that is

791
00:37:55,480 --> 00:37:58,120
Speaker 5: Sarah Silverman. I mean, she says a lot of stuff

792
00:37:58,120 --> 00:38:01,080
Speaker 5: that probably most women would cancel for, and she gets

793
00:38:01,120 --> 00:38:04,120
Speaker 5: with it. I think because she established her persona like

794
00:38:04,160 --> 00:38:05,759
Speaker 5: this is who I am. Yes, this is what I'm

795
00:38:05,760 --> 00:38:07,759
Speaker 5: gonna do the whole time. If you're not on board,

796
00:38:07,760 --> 00:38:08,560
Speaker 5: why are you watching me?

797
00:38:08,800 --> 00:38:11,719
Speaker 2: Stick it? I don't wanna. And by the way, I'm

798
00:38:11,719 --> 00:38:14,160
Speaker 2: not someone who wants anyone to feel bad about who

799
00:38:14,160 --> 00:38:18,120
Speaker 2: they are or like like if. And I'm also someone

800
00:38:18,160 --> 00:38:23,879
Speaker 2: who when I say something negative, I'll admit that it

801
00:38:24,080 --> 00:38:26,080
Speaker 2: was a bad thing to say, and then I'm sorry

802
00:38:26,120 --> 00:38:28,200
Speaker 2: if it hurt anyone's feelings. I can't help though that

803
00:38:28,239 --> 00:38:30,640
Speaker 2: I thought it, you know, like I and I can

804
00:38:30,800 --> 00:38:32,759
Speaker 2: live with that. I'm not just out there trying to

805
00:38:32,840 --> 00:38:35,400
Speaker 2: hurt people. But there do you see clips like that, Brian,

806
00:38:35,440 --> 00:38:37,600
Speaker 2: where you just go, I can't believe this person has

807
00:38:37,640 --> 00:38:41,080
Speaker 2: a career after saying something like that, whereas people have

808
00:38:41,120 --> 00:38:43,279
Speaker 2: been canceled for so much less.

809
00:38:43,120 --> 00:38:45,000
Speaker 5: Like for women only or for men and women.

810
00:38:45,200 --> 00:38:47,319
Speaker 2: No, Like, there's this clip that I watched all the

811
00:38:47,400 --> 00:38:50,880
Speaker 2: time that is one of my favorites, where it's I

812
00:38:50,920 --> 00:38:53,040
Speaker 2: can't even I won't even describe it. Because it's saying

813
00:38:53,080 --> 00:38:55,040
Speaker 2: that it's one of my favorites. People will go, you're

814
00:38:55,040 --> 00:38:58,359
Speaker 2: clearly racist because you think that's funny. But it's like

815
00:38:58,560 --> 00:39:02,280
Speaker 2: a thing from Santino and Bobby Lee's podcast Bad Friends,

816
00:39:02,440 --> 00:39:04,640
Speaker 2: where they're arguing about who has more black people at

817
00:39:04,640 --> 00:39:06,440
Speaker 2: their show. I think I showed it to you, you did,

818
00:39:06,760 --> 00:39:09,680
Speaker 2: and I will describe it. They're both arguing back and

819
00:39:09,719 --> 00:39:13,080
Speaker 2: forth about who has more black people at their individual

820
00:39:13,120 --> 00:39:16,120
Speaker 2: stand up shows. And Andrew's like, I could I have

821
00:39:16,160 --> 00:39:18,640
Speaker 2: more black people at my show in any market I get,

822
00:39:18,680 --> 00:39:20,400
Speaker 2: I get black people, I get black people coming out

823
00:39:20,440 --> 00:39:22,799
Speaker 2: to my shows, and Spokane like saying, you know. And

824
00:39:22,800 --> 00:39:24,840
Speaker 2: then Bobby's like, oh, I could get black people and

825
00:39:24,920 --> 00:39:27,799
Speaker 2: spoken and I get the good ones. And then all

826
00:39:27,800 --> 00:39:30,360
Speaker 2: of a sudden they just stop and Andrew and Bobby

827
00:39:30,480 --> 00:39:32,000
Speaker 2: he says good ones and then he just puts his

828
00:39:32,040 --> 00:39:34,319
Speaker 2: hand head in his hands because he knows exactly like

829
00:39:34,760 --> 00:39:37,160
Speaker 2: he's just said something horrible. And then Andrew, they just

830
00:39:37,200 --> 00:39:38,560
Speaker 2: cut to him and he's just looking straight in the

831
00:39:38,560 --> 00:39:41,040
Speaker 2: camera and he goes, keep it in, keep it in,

832
00:39:41,400 --> 00:39:45,920
Speaker 2: don't It's just so funny. And I'm laughing at something

833
00:39:45,960 --> 00:39:49,200
Speaker 2: that is racist. So but I feel like if I

834
00:39:49,400 --> 00:39:52,360
Speaker 2: said that, yeah, but I don't know, maybe I wouldn't

835
00:39:52,400 --> 00:39:54,600
Speaker 2: be I don't want to play that card all the time,

836
00:39:54,640 --> 00:39:57,120
Speaker 2: but I would like to be in that same So

837
00:39:57,120 --> 00:39:59,279
Speaker 2: I think it just got to go harder. Well, I

838
00:39:59,320 --> 00:40:00,680
Speaker 2: get why he want to do this.

839
00:40:01,000 --> 00:40:06,719
Speaker 3: I mean, good, bring it out, bring it out, you

840
00:40:06,760 --> 00:40:08,840
Speaker 3: know who, though I know I'm a little nervous.

841
00:40:09,360 --> 00:40:12,560
Speaker 2: Ali Wong. I watched Ali Wong's special Don Wong this

842
00:40:12,640 --> 00:40:14,480
Speaker 2: weekend Chris and I are watching a lot of stand

843
00:40:14,560 --> 00:40:17,400
Speaker 2: up specials because we're getting ready to produce mine together,

844
00:40:17,840 --> 00:40:21,600
Speaker 2: and we watched like a couple female comic specials and

845
00:40:21,600 --> 00:40:23,640
Speaker 2: we were like, Okay, we see what's working here. We

846
00:40:23,719 --> 00:40:26,120
Speaker 2: see with like but we're not laughing. And then we

847
00:40:26,160 --> 00:40:29,160
Speaker 2: put on Ali Wong's and we're both dying laughing because

848
00:40:29,160 --> 00:40:33,799
Speaker 2: this bitch is just she's not performed, like she's being

849
00:40:33,800 --> 00:40:36,920
Speaker 2: performative because she does talk in a very funny way.

850
00:40:37,000 --> 00:40:38,480
Speaker 2: I don't know if you've ever seen her stand up,

851
00:40:38,520 --> 00:40:41,600
Speaker 2: but her cadence is like almost a hip hop like

852
00:40:42,239 --> 00:40:45,560
Speaker 2: a delivery. I can't even like do it justice, but

853
00:40:45,600 --> 00:40:47,080
Speaker 2: it's like, you know, you see her talk in the

854
00:40:47,120 --> 00:40:48,640
Speaker 2: show Be For or you see her at interviews, and

855
00:40:48,640 --> 00:40:50,120
Speaker 2: then you see her on stage and she's doing a

856
00:40:50,160 --> 00:40:53,359
Speaker 2: different delivery, but there's and it's performative in that way,

857
00:40:53,400 --> 00:40:56,200
Speaker 2: but she's saying real shit, like at one point she's just.

858
00:40:56,120 --> 00:41:00,120
Speaker 3: Like, I want to cheat on my husband so bad.

859
00:41:00,520 --> 00:41:02,400
Speaker 2: And it's like you can tell she's probably said that

860
00:41:02,440 --> 00:41:04,560
Speaker 2: line a bunch because it's in her special, but it

861
00:41:04,600 --> 00:41:08,600
Speaker 2: comes across so genuine, so real, because it is real,

862
00:41:08,640 --> 00:41:11,160
Speaker 2: and it's a fucking crazy thing to say, and now

863
00:41:11,200 --> 00:41:14,120
Speaker 2: she's divorced. In one way, she goes, I'm having a

864
00:41:14,239 --> 00:41:18,520
Speaker 2: midlife crisis, but there's it's just it was the difference

865
00:41:18,560 --> 00:41:23,279
Speaker 2: between someone it was just age. Honestly, it made me

866
00:41:23,320 --> 00:41:27,920
Speaker 2: excited about being older because watching younger stand ups, you

867
00:41:28,040 --> 00:41:31,279
Speaker 2: just are seeing a more like I'm trying to hit

868
00:41:31,360 --> 00:41:34,960
Speaker 2: these places where I'm trying. I've done it and I

869
00:41:34,960 --> 00:41:36,560
Speaker 2: did it before too, Like I look at my old

870
00:41:36,600 --> 00:41:41,080
Speaker 2: specials and I'm like, just you're just more mechanical and

871
00:41:41,120 --> 00:41:44,399
Speaker 2: you're like following the beats, whereas she's like really feeling it.

872
00:41:44,440 --> 00:41:47,560
Speaker 2: And it was just watching her special blew my mind

873
00:41:47,600 --> 00:41:50,880
Speaker 2: because it was just so it wasn't as like sharply

874
00:41:51,760 --> 00:41:54,040
Speaker 2: written in terms of like joke joke, joke, joke joke,

875
00:41:54,080 --> 00:41:57,840
Speaker 2: which I can really appreciate sometimes, but the feeling behind

876
00:41:57,920 --> 00:42:02,319
Speaker 2: it made every it so much better than any joke

877
00:42:02,400 --> 00:42:04,759
Speaker 2: laid and special. And then there were I mean, there's

878
00:42:05,000 --> 00:42:08,080
Speaker 2: tons of jokes in it, but it wasn't it wasn't

879
00:42:08,080 --> 00:42:10,560
Speaker 2: as calculated. It just felt like more real and I

880
00:42:10,719 --> 00:42:14,160
Speaker 2: just really and she's widely successful and she was saying

881
00:42:14,640 --> 00:42:16,959
Speaker 2: the craziest. At one point she was like, I love

882
00:42:17,400 --> 00:42:21,280
Speaker 2: getting to come on my face. I love it. Yummy, yummy, yummy,

883
00:42:21,400 --> 00:42:23,160
Speaker 2: gim me, gim me get like and I was like,

884
00:42:23,239 --> 00:42:25,480
Speaker 2: oh my god. She is commercially one of the most

885
00:42:25,520 --> 00:42:29,720
Speaker 2: successful women going. And she did a special where she said, yummy, yummy, yummy,

886
00:42:29,719 --> 00:42:31,719
Speaker 2: come on my face, give it to me, get it

887
00:42:31,760 --> 00:42:35,520
Speaker 2: in my eye. I go, you can do anything. Women

888
00:42:35,600 --> 00:42:38,640
Speaker 2: can do anything. It really made me feel great. Okay,

889
00:42:38,640 --> 00:42:40,319
Speaker 2: we're gonna take a quick break and we're gonna talk

890
00:42:40,400 --> 00:42:42,759
Speaker 2: about Barmageddon, which we didn't get to, and we're gonna

891
00:42:42,760 --> 00:42:48,840
Speaker 2: talk about Taylor's nick Way Wace. Okay, So Blake Shelton

892
00:42:48,920 --> 00:42:51,080
Speaker 2: comes into the green room. Now.

893
00:42:51,120 --> 00:42:54,880
Speaker 3: First, when first, when you were like he came in,

894
00:42:55,000 --> 00:42:57,080
Speaker 3: He's like Nikki and we were all with a bunch

895
00:42:57,160 --> 00:43:00,200
Speaker 3: of people, okay, and they were setting up for one

896
00:43:00,239 --> 00:43:05,040
Speaker 3: of the games. Yes, that the uh ATX throw. Did

897
00:43:05,040 --> 00:43:05,960
Speaker 3: I give away anything?

898
00:43:06,280 --> 00:43:11,560
Speaker 2: No, people aren't gonna watch now Logan Roy dies in

899
00:43:11,600 --> 00:43:17,080
Speaker 2: this episode. Anyway, You're like, acts to the head, this

900
00:43:17,160 --> 00:43:17,719
Speaker 2: is my mom.

901
00:43:17,840 --> 00:43:19,800
Speaker 3: And he's like and I'm like, hi, I was shaking

902
00:43:19,840 --> 00:43:21,840
Speaker 3: his hands right and he's like, oh no, and he

903
00:43:21,840 --> 00:43:22,640
Speaker 3: comes up and gives me and.

904
00:43:22,680 --> 00:43:24,480
Speaker 2: He's like, no, we got a hug and he gives her.

905
00:43:24,960 --> 00:43:27,799
Speaker 2: He is so first of all, so adornable. He's really

906
00:43:28,320 --> 00:43:30,799
Speaker 2: It's funny when I when I told Chris that Blake

907
00:43:30,840 --> 00:43:33,359
Speaker 2: Shelton was amazing, he was like, are you serious? Am

908
00:43:33,400 --> 00:43:36,400
Speaker 2: I gonna have to like this guy now? And I go, yeah, unfortunately,

909
00:43:36,440 --> 00:43:39,040
Speaker 2: because you want to not like Blake Shelton. If you're

910
00:43:39,080 --> 00:43:41,239
Speaker 2: someone who doesn't like country music a lot, you don't

911
00:43:41,320 --> 00:43:43,480
Speaker 2: like that, Oh, you don't like any like, he's just

912
00:43:43,520 --> 00:43:45,840
Speaker 2: a guy that you go, Oh, this guy's probably just

913
00:43:45,960 --> 00:43:52,400
Speaker 2: around him. He is genuine, he's nice. He wasn't hugging

914
00:43:52,400 --> 00:43:54,440
Speaker 2: my mom because it was like presentational.

915
00:43:54,520 --> 00:43:57,000
Speaker 3: It was he was just being sweet because I was

916
00:43:57,040 --> 00:43:59,400
Speaker 3: gonna shake his hand, He's like, oh no, and it

917
00:43:59,520 --> 00:44:01,600
Speaker 3: was like he gave me a sincere hug, and it

918
00:44:01,680 --> 00:44:04,840
Speaker 3: was like, oh my god, this is so cute, so

919
00:44:04,960 --> 00:44:06,200
Speaker 3: cute and he's adorable.

920
00:44:06,440 --> 00:44:07,840
Speaker 2: And then we're up in the green room after the

921
00:44:08,200 --> 00:44:11,560
Speaker 2: darts or no, sorry, the acts. There's no darts. Don't worry,

922
00:44:12,320 --> 00:44:16,600
Speaker 2: yes there were no mom, don't you know the one's watch.

923
00:44:19,080 --> 00:44:21,759
Speaker 5: If you were gonna ask me what's gonna be in

924
00:44:21,800 --> 00:44:25,520
Speaker 5: a bar competition, I mean darts and acts throwing? Maybe

925
00:44:25,640 --> 00:44:26,840
Speaker 5: like my top two choices.

926
00:44:26,960 --> 00:44:29,640
Speaker 2: Can I just say this show is amazing because everything,

927
00:44:29,880 --> 00:44:32,160
Speaker 2: all the games are called really funny things like the

928
00:44:32,760 --> 00:44:34,759
Speaker 2: and this is from first season too, So if you

929
00:44:34,800 --> 00:44:37,520
Speaker 2: watch the show first season, you know, don't be an

930
00:44:37,560 --> 00:44:40,400
Speaker 2: axhole is the name of the first game. And then

931
00:44:40,440 --> 00:44:46,399
Speaker 2: the darks Shelton Darts they get away with like really

932
00:44:46,440 --> 00:44:48,439
Speaker 2: funny names. It's a fun game.

933
00:44:48,680 --> 00:44:51,520
Speaker 3: It's amazing that stuff they're getting away with on this show.

934
00:44:51,640 --> 00:44:52,520
Speaker 3: It was really fun.

935
00:44:52,960 --> 00:44:55,840
Speaker 2: And so then yeah, so then Blake comes up to

936
00:44:55,840 --> 00:44:57,719
Speaker 2: this green room and let me just say, I don't

937
00:44:57,719 --> 00:44:59,880
Speaker 2: know if you know this there that wasn't he had

938
00:44:59,880 --> 00:45:03,000
Speaker 2: a whole separate green He had a green room that

939
00:45:03,320 --> 00:45:05,560
Speaker 2: was his own private one that most of the celebrities,

940
00:45:05,560 --> 00:45:07,319
Speaker 2: I mean, Carson Daily went to his private green room,

941
00:45:07,520 --> 00:45:09,680
Speaker 2: Nikki went to hers. Blake made a point to go

942
00:45:09,719 --> 00:45:11,560
Speaker 2: to ours and hang out in ours, not just to

943
00:45:11,640 --> 00:45:14,320
Speaker 2: drop by and say hey. He sat down. So it's me,

944
00:45:14,560 --> 00:45:17,799
Speaker 2: Blake and my mom all sitting around. Then I get

945
00:45:17,840 --> 00:45:20,319
Speaker 2: pulled to go do a social media thing and I

946
00:45:20,360 --> 00:45:22,600
Speaker 2: was like, where are you going now? And so I'm like,

947
00:45:22,600 --> 00:45:24,799
Speaker 2: I'm just gonna leave you to have a picture all

948
00:45:24,800 --> 00:45:26,279
Speaker 2: my way out of the room because it's just Blake

949
00:45:26,320 --> 00:45:29,040
Speaker 2: and my mom sitting alone in a room. But I

950
00:45:29,120 --> 00:45:31,080
Speaker 2: left you and I go, she'll be fine, Like, and

951
00:45:31,280 --> 00:45:33,160
Speaker 2: he has every he could just make up. If he

952
00:45:33,160 --> 00:45:34,680
Speaker 2: wants to leave, he can just go. I gotta go

953
00:45:35,320 --> 00:45:37,759
Speaker 2: touch him on makeup or whatever. But they sat there

954
00:45:37,760 --> 00:45:40,120
Speaker 2: for fifteen minutes and talked. What did you guys talk about?

955
00:45:40,520 --> 00:45:44,320
Speaker 3: He asked me so many questions, like he was totally

956
00:45:44,360 --> 00:45:47,239
Speaker 3: interested in my life. But we were talking about grandkids

957
00:45:47,280 --> 00:45:49,799
Speaker 3: and I'm like, well, have you been around little kids?

958
00:45:49,880 --> 00:45:51,760
Speaker 2: He's like, well, Gwyn's kids.

959
00:45:52,239 --> 00:45:52,399
Speaker 3: Yeah.

960
00:45:52,440 --> 00:45:54,000
Speaker 2: My mom forgot that he was married to Gwen.

961
00:45:54,160 --> 00:45:56,279
Speaker 3: No, I didn't forget. I didn't know Gwen. He had

962
00:45:56,320 --> 00:46:00,200
Speaker 3: three little boys. Oh okay, so you know they were young.

963
00:46:00,560 --> 00:46:04,160
Speaker 2: And to know the bar was his. No, she goes

964
00:46:04,200 --> 00:46:07,120
Speaker 2: this place? Is I rate? It was nice? It's amazing.

965
00:46:07,239 --> 00:46:09,640
Speaker 3: Yeah, And he's like, yeah, it is nice, isn't it?

966
00:46:09,920 --> 00:46:12,279
Speaker 3: And I thought, and then someone told me later, well

967
00:46:12,320 --> 00:46:13,239
Speaker 3: he owns this bar.

968
00:46:13,360 --> 00:46:16,040
Speaker 2: I'm like, you gotta be kidding. Because we entered the backway.

969
00:46:16,040 --> 00:46:17,239
Speaker 2: We didn't see the ald A side.

970
00:46:17,320 --> 00:46:19,879
Speaker 3: Now, I didn't see anything, and I really it would

971
00:46:19,880 --> 00:46:21,839
Speaker 3: look like I knew nothing about him, which I don't.

972
00:46:21,880 --> 00:46:23,759
Speaker 3: I only knew we was married to Gwen.

973
00:46:24,320 --> 00:46:26,200
Speaker 2: And he's on the Voice, been on the Voice for

974
00:46:26,239 --> 00:46:27,200
Speaker 2: twenty three seasons.

975
00:46:27,560 --> 00:46:28,719
Speaker 5: Yeow, Yeah, I know.

976
00:46:28,800 --> 00:46:30,359
Speaker 2: Isn't that crazy that show's been on that long?

977
00:46:30,600 --> 00:46:33,680
Speaker 3: Yeah, but he's such a genuine person. What else he

978
00:46:33,760 --> 00:46:35,879
Speaker 3: was he asked, going told me a great story about

979
00:46:35,920 --> 00:46:38,760
Speaker 3: his mother and his old boss when he was a roofer.

980
00:46:39,480 --> 00:46:41,960
Speaker 3: How he was like, Yeah, he was a roof when

981
00:46:42,000 --> 00:46:45,920
Speaker 3: he was like seventeen in Oklahoma, and he liked his

982
00:46:45,960 --> 00:46:48,560
Speaker 3: boss and he's like, you should ask my mom out.

983
00:46:48,640 --> 00:46:51,640
Speaker 3: And he's like, she's too old for me. And so

984
00:46:52,200 --> 00:46:54,560
Speaker 3: he said, I used to do little gigs around Oklahoma

985
00:46:54,600 --> 00:46:59,120
Speaker 3: and one night his mom came and uh and uh,

986
00:46:59,320 --> 00:47:03,800
Speaker 3: this roofer boss came and his mom went up and said,

987
00:47:04,160 --> 00:47:06,480
Speaker 3: I'm too old for you, and she smacked him across

988
00:47:06,480 --> 00:47:13,480
Speaker 3: the fence. And they've been married since. Yeah, they're story

989
00:47:13,520 --> 00:47:14,760
Speaker 3: in love and Love and Oklahoma.

990
00:47:14,760 --> 00:47:16,360
Speaker 2: And it makes sense because I was like, oh, you

991
00:47:16,400 --> 00:47:19,200
Speaker 2: know what he's attracted to, Like these bad ass women. Yeah,

992
00:47:19,400 --> 00:47:22,120
Speaker 2: you know, Gwen's Afani, Miranda Lambert, like his history, like

993
00:47:22,400 --> 00:47:24,480
Speaker 2: he kind of is attracted to like women who are

994
00:47:24,520 --> 00:47:27,200
Speaker 2: like I know, Hollaback girl. You know, like there are

995
00:47:27,239 --> 00:47:30,320
Speaker 2: like these tough broads and it's like, oh, it always

996
00:47:30,360 --> 00:47:32,600
Speaker 2: goes back there. He was attracted to me.

997
00:47:33,080 --> 00:47:40,239
Speaker 3: Yeah, no, I'm not kidding. He was so sweet and

998
00:47:40,480 --> 00:47:42,840
Speaker 3: he just hung out and he just would There was.

999
00:47:43,520 --> 00:47:44,440
Speaker 2: About the donuts.

1000
00:47:44,840 --> 00:47:48,760
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, oh anyway, we had gone down, so finally

1001
00:47:48,800 --> 00:47:50,399
Speaker 3: they called him and he said, you want to walk

1002
00:47:50,440 --> 00:47:53,359
Speaker 3: down with me? And I'm like sure, so I'm more

1003
00:47:53,400 --> 00:47:56,040
Speaker 3: following him out and there's these rack of donuts by

1004
00:47:56,080 --> 00:47:59,359
Speaker 3: the elevator in the kitchen part and I said what

1005
00:47:59,360 --> 00:48:01,200
Speaker 3: are those and he goes, I don't know, I kind

1006
00:48:01,200 --> 00:48:03,600
Speaker 3: of want one, And I said, well, maybe you can

1007
00:48:03,640 --> 00:48:06,200
Speaker 3: get one later or something. I said, I don't know, sure,

1008
00:48:06,200 --> 00:48:09,319
Speaker 3: therefore something. So we went down and of course this

1009
00:48:09,480 --> 00:48:12,280
Speaker 3: was fun. The whole set was all staged and everybody's

1010
00:48:12,280 --> 00:48:16,200
Speaker 3: sitting in their places, audience and all the you know contest.

1011
00:48:17,280 --> 00:48:26,880
Speaker 2: No win with the big abilition, Oh away a bar crazy,

1012
00:48:27,200 --> 00:48:31,879
Speaker 2: But it's not exactly what you think aside. Literally it's

1013
00:48:31,920 --> 00:48:32,399
Speaker 2: kind of funny.

1014
00:48:32,480 --> 00:48:36,600
Speaker 3: So we walk in and everybody's just looking at me, like, oh,

1015
00:48:36,640 --> 00:48:37,840
Speaker 3: you're walking in with Blake.

1016
00:48:37,960 --> 00:48:39,680
Speaker 2: It was. I looked at Nick and I went, oh,

1017
00:48:39,920 --> 00:48:43,960
Speaker 2: look at this. Yeah, anyway. Uh no, he just was

1018
00:48:43,960 --> 00:48:44,799
Speaker 2: the sweetest guy.

1019
00:48:44,840 --> 00:48:49,439
Speaker 3: Okay, donuts, Oh donuts anyway, So uh we go back up.

1020
00:48:50,400 --> 00:48:52,840
Speaker 2: He's no longer hanging out with me. I don't know what.

1021
00:48:53,120 --> 00:48:55,319
Speaker 2: I found some other mom. Yeah, he found another book.

1022
00:48:55,640 --> 00:48:59,240
Speaker 3: Anyway, we go back and there's this guy that works

1023
00:48:59,280 --> 00:49:03,120
Speaker 3: there in the kitchen with four big, huge bags of

1024
00:49:03,239 --> 00:49:06,359
Speaker 3: garbage bags and I said, where are those donuts and

1025
00:49:06,360 --> 00:49:08,640
Speaker 3: he said they're in there and I said they're in

1026
00:49:08,800 --> 00:49:11,520
Speaker 3: the garbage and he said, yeah, we're throwing them out.

1027
00:49:11,520 --> 00:49:14,600
Speaker 3: And I'm like, wait a minute, can you open one

1028
00:49:14,640 --> 00:49:16,279
Speaker 3: of the because one of the girls was taking me

1029
00:49:16,400 --> 00:49:18,719
Speaker 3: up the one of the PA's was like guiding me

1030
00:49:18,800 --> 00:49:22,000
Speaker 3: up there. I'm like, they're throwing these donuts away. Blake

1031
00:49:22,040 --> 00:49:26,239
Speaker 3: wanted one of these dopes, so I just got I

1032
00:49:26,280 --> 00:49:28,879
Speaker 3: took out. I said, can I have said? He goes, yeah,

1033
00:49:28,960 --> 00:49:31,040
Speaker 3: go ahead, and I'm like taking it. They're all perfect

1034
00:49:31,120 --> 00:49:33,680
Speaker 3: on top and I'm like stacking them on a plate

1035
00:49:33,719 --> 00:49:35,960
Speaker 3: and I'm like great, So I take them up. I

1036
00:49:35,960 --> 00:49:38,600
Speaker 3: put them in the green room and all these other people.

1037
00:49:38,320 --> 00:49:40,560
Speaker 2: Were in the green room. They all knew Mom dug

1038
00:49:40,600 --> 00:49:42,200
Speaker 2: these out of the trash. And I mean it was

1039
00:49:42,239 --> 00:49:46,160
Speaker 2: a fresh trash bag the donuts resht Yes, it was.

1040
00:49:46,360 --> 00:49:48,640
Speaker 3: He would have eaten them if they had done.

1041
00:49:48,920 --> 00:49:49,560
Speaker 2: I went in and.

1042
00:49:49,520 --> 00:49:51,759
Speaker 3: Told these girls, I said, I dug these out of

1043
00:49:51,760 --> 00:49:55,160
Speaker 3: the trash. I said, I say, you guys didn't even

1044
00:49:55,280 --> 00:49:56,360
Speaker 3: touch these donuts.

1045
00:49:56,440 --> 00:49:57,640
Speaker 2: I said you could have.

1046
00:49:58,080 --> 00:50:00,360
Speaker 3: I said, but I'm glad you didn't, because I think, Blake,

1047
00:50:00,400 --> 00:50:01,280
Speaker 3: what's one of these?

1048
00:50:01,680 --> 00:50:03,200
Speaker 2: And they're like, they're going oh.

1049
00:50:03,239 --> 00:50:05,160
Speaker 3: And then I was standing in the doorway over here

1050
00:50:05,200 --> 00:50:07,640
Speaker 3: and Blake walks back in there and everybody's in there

1051
00:50:07,680 --> 00:50:11,279
Speaker 3: and all Nikki's hair people and stuff. And I told

1052
00:50:11,320 --> 00:50:15,640
Speaker 3: him the story and no one mentioned that. He goes, oh, look, donuts.

1053
00:50:15,719 --> 00:50:17,719
Speaker 3: So she told the girls the story. So then Blake

1054
00:50:17,719 --> 00:50:20,200
Speaker 3: comes in and goes, oh, donuts, where'd those come from?

1055
00:50:20,320 --> 00:50:27,840
Speaker 2: And everyone was silent, say they're from the Tarvish. Yeah,

1056
00:50:27,920 --> 00:50:32,080
Speaker 2: So he didn't get a donuting home. My mom brought

1057
00:50:32,120 --> 00:50:33,880
Speaker 2: the donuts home on a plate she had like to

1058
00:50:33,920 --> 00:50:36,760
Speaker 2: the hotel to the hotel and they were never eaten

1059
00:50:36,800 --> 00:50:39,160
Speaker 2: the whole week. Wit you ate half of one later

1060
00:50:39,200 --> 00:50:41,640
Speaker 2: that night. Okay, I don't even really dots. Speaking of

1061
00:50:41,760 --> 00:50:44,759
Speaker 2: advocating for yourself with the Subaru situation and how that

1062
00:50:44,800 --> 00:50:46,600
Speaker 2: all ended up working for you. I have to say

1063
00:50:46,680 --> 00:50:49,440
Speaker 2: I had a victory this weekend with that. We actually

1064
00:50:49,440 --> 00:50:51,400
Speaker 2: had a couple of things where we called and like

1065
00:50:51,520 --> 00:50:54,279
Speaker 2: made things happen that I would usually let go. So

1066
00:50:54,400 --> 00:50:57,800
Speaker 2: on Taylor Swift Night, I had ordered from this place

1067
00:50:58,000 --> 00:51:02,480
Speaker 2: two nights prior or, I'd ordered from Postmates two nights

1068
00:51:02,520 --> 00:51:04,520
Speaker 2: in a row, Wednesday night and Thursday night, and got

1069
00:51:04,520 --> 00:51:07,040
Speaker 2: food delivered to this hotel no issue. I didn't have

1070
00:51:07,040 --> 00:51:08,520
Speaker 2: to meet the guy at that's the front desk. I

1071
00:51:08,600 --> 00:51:10,040
Speaker 2: just they just dropped it off at the front desk

1072
00:51:10,040 --> 00:51:11,759
Speaker 2: and they brought it up to my hotel because it's

1073
00:51:11,800 --> 00:51:13,120
Speaker 2: a nice hotel. Most of the time you have to

1074
00:51:13,120 --> 00:51:14,640
Speaker 2: go to the lobby. Hotels are like, we're not bring

1075
00:51:14,640 --> 00:51:15,640
Speaker 2: it to you, but this is a nice one. They

1076
00:51:15,640 --> 00:51:18,400
Speaker 2: brought up no issue, right. The guy didn't call me

1077
00:51:18,400 --> 00:51:20,040
Speaker 2: to be like where do I take it? Like it

1078
00:51:20,080 --> 00:51:22,520
Speaker 2: was clearly it's a hotel. So then on the Taylor

1079
00:51:22,560 --> 00:51:24,879
Speaker 2: Swift Night, I know this restaurant I really went from.

1080
00:51:25,360 --> 00:51:28,760
Speaker 2: They're they're closed at nine, So I ordered at seven

1081
00:51:28,960 --> 00:51:31,399
Speaker 2: for these for the restaurant to bring our food at nine.

1082
00:51:31,480 --> 00:51:34,960
Speaker 2: We get back in a thirty after the show and

1083
00:51:35,040 --> 00:51:37,400
Speaker 2: I need because nothing would be opened by then, so

1084
00:51:37,760 --> 00:51:41,040
Speaker 2: except like shitty bar food and so or like you know,

1085
00:51:41,160 --> 00:51:44,240
Speaker 2: trash tonuts, and so I was like, we'll have this food.

1086
00:51:44,320 --> 00:51:46,640
Speaker 2: So I'm at Taylor Swift. I'm in the middle of

1087
00:51:46,640 --> 00:51:48,520
Speaker 2: the show and I get a call. I getting all

1088
00:51:48,560 --> 00:51:51,240
Speaker 2: these calls on my phone and I'm just pressing like ignore, Ignore.

1089
00:51:52,320 --> 00:51:54,520
Speaker 2: Then I'm getting things from Postmates, but it's not delivering

1090
00:51:54,600 --> 00:51:57,120
Speaker 2: until like minutes later, and Postmates is like, if you

1091
00:51:57,120 --> 00:51:58,840
Speaker 2: don't meet your courier, if you don't get back to

1092
00:51:58,960 --> 00:52:01,360
Speaker 2: if you don't respond, were canceling the order ten minutes

1093
00:52:01,400 --> 00:52:03,239
Speaker 2: past the courier's writing me if I don't hear from you,

1094
00:52:03,480 --> 00:52:05,400
Speaker 2: So then they cancel my order. They have the food

1095
00:52:05,440 --> 00:52:07,600
Speaker 2: at the hotel because I'm not like coming down to

1096
00:52:07,600 --> 00:52:09,680
Speaker 2: get it, just take it to the front desk like

1097
00:52:09,680 --> 00:52:13,080
Speaker 2: you have every other night. So my order gets canceled.

1098
00:52:13,239 --> 00:52:16,880
Speaker 2: That food gets just I am out one hundred dollars

1099
00:52:16,920 --> 00:52:19,200
Speaker 2: worth of food. That is just all you had to

1100
00:52:19,200 --> 00:52:20,720
Speaker 2: do was leave it at the front desk. But instead

1101
00:52:20,719 --> 00:52:22,840
Speaker 2: this guy wanted to call and I needed a code

1102
00:52:22,880 --> 00:52:25,080
Speaker 2: to send him. And so I'm at Taylor Swift. I'm

1103
00:52:25,160 --> 00:52:28,200
Speaker 2: furious because I'm already hungry. I'm looking forward to this meal.

1104
00:52:28,200 --> 00:52:29,600
Speaker 2: At the end of the night, it's nine o'clock, I

1105
00:52:29,640 --> 00:52:31,160
Speaker 2: have two and a half hours to go before the

1106
00:52:31,160 --> 00:52:32,960
Speaker 2: show's over, and then we have to walk all the

1107
00:52:32,960 --> 00:52:34,719
Speaker 2: way back to our hotel. I'm like, there's good I

1108
00:52:34,719 --> 00:52:36,640
Speaker 2: don't have any food back there. This was supposed to

1109
00:52:36,640 --> 00:52:40,200
Speaker 2: be my meal. I'm so pissed and there's nothing I

1110
00:52:40,200 --> 00:52:42,440
Speaker 2: can do because it's just canceled. So I was just

1111
00:52:42,480 --> 00:52:44,520
Speaker 2: like mad about it. And then I was almost so

1112
00:52:44,640 --> 00:52:47,160
Speaker 2: mad that I was like couldn't enjoy the show because

1113
00:52:47,160 --> 00:52:49,480
Speaker 2: I was just like, you fuck up everything you always get.

1114
00:52:49,560 --> 00:52:52,600
Speaker 2: You never get any deals, you always lose money. This

1115
00:52:52,680 --> 00:52:54,440
Speaker 2: is the way your life is. Like I'm just like

1116
00:52:54,719 --> 00:52:56,719
Speaker 2: having this kind of go through my head of like,

1117
00:52:57,000 --> 00:53:00,479
Speaker 2: spot just get fucked over. Yeah, spiraling about this extra

1118
00:53:00,560 --> 00:53:03,080
Speaker 2: cost because I am someone who doesn't follow up. I

1119
00:53:03,120 --> 00:53:06,040
Speaker 2: always pay more. I never try to like, hey, is

1120
00:53:06,080 --> 00:53:08,080
Speaker 2: there a way I could get this lower. I just

1121
00:53:08,160 --> 00:53:11,560
Speaker 2: never get a deal. I'm always just hemorrhaging money because

1122
00:53:11,600 --> 00:53:15,000
Speaker 2: I feel guilty for existing. And so I was like, God,

1123
00:53:15,080 --> 00:53:18,000
Speaker 2: what is wrong with me? Here's another one hundred and

1124
00:53:18,040 --> 00:53:20,279
Speaker 2: twenty four dollars just down the drain, and then I'm

1125
00:53:20,280 --> 00:53:22,239
Speaker 2: mad about the food that probably just got thrown in

1126
00:53:22,280 --> 00:53:25,680
Speaker 2: the trash, right, like fucking donuts, like those donuts, and

1127
00:53:25,719 --> 00:53:28,520
Speaker 2: so I'm just like, I wasted food which could go,

1128
00:53:28,760 --> 00:53:31,640
Speaker 2: and like, you know, people and animals had to like

1129
00:53:32,000 --> 00:53:34,239
Speaker 2: work for that food, because I think you ordered some

1130
00:53:34,280 --> 00:53:36,799
Speaker 2: animal products and I'm just like so obsessed with no

1131
00:53:36,880 --> 00:53:39,360
Speaker 2: I did, and I had a part of oh that's okay.

1132
00:53:39,400 --> 00:53:41,439
Speaker 2: So those those mushrooms that had to die for that food.

1133
00:53:41,480 --> 00:53:43,480
Speaker 2: It was just like annoying to me to waste food,

1134
00:53:43,520 --> 00:53:45,759
Speaker 2: and so I was pissed. But then I got over it,

1135
00:53:45,760 --> 00:53:47,480
Speaker 2: and I was like, you are not gonna let this

1136
00:53:47,600 --> 00:53:50,640
Speaker 2: ruin this six thousand dollars concert you bought. You are

1137
00:53:50,760 --> 00:53:52,719
Speaker 2: I have to just enjoy the show. I will find

1138
00:53:52,760 --> 00:53:55,000
Speaker 2: food after the show. Let it go. And then I

1139
00:53:55,040 --> 00:53:57,680
Speaker 2: kind of thought, this is so dumb to get mad

1140
00:53:57,719 --> 00:54:00,279
Speaker 2: about food because that food would be gone by twelve

1141
00:54:00,280 --> 00:54:03,600
Speaker 2: o'clock tonight and turned into poop. So what is the

1142
00:54:03,640 --> 00:54:05,640
Speaker 2: big difference. The only difference is I didn't get to

1143
00:54:05,680 --> 00:54:08,920
Speaker 2: taste it, right, otherwise it would it's it all turns

1144
00:54:08,920 --> 00:54:11,000
Speaker 2: to waste anyway. So I was kind of thinking about

1145
00:54:11,000 --> 00:54:14,160
Speaker 2: poop and like making myself feel better, like the concert

1146
00:54:14,320 --> 00:54:19,560
Speaker 2: while Taylor swipes on stage singing for Bacteria. Now, So yeah, yes,

1147
00:54:19,960 --> 00:54:21,439
Speaker 2: I was just like, you know what, it all goes

1148
00:54:21,480 --> 00:54:23,839
Speaker 2: to waste anyway, so it doesn't matter, And I think

1149
00:54:23,840 --> 00:54:26,120
Speaker 2: that really helped me. Was like, what so I just

1150
00:54:26,120 --> 00:54:28,600
Speaker 2: didn't get to taste food, That's really all I'm lamenting.

1151
00:54:28,680 --> 00:54:30,759
Speaker 2: The money would have been gone either way. It just

1152
00:54:30,800 --> 00:54:34,720
Speaker 2: would have been I missed out on teasing different for me. Yeah, okay,

1153
00:54:34,760 --> 00:54:39,239
Speaker 2: got it, So it's all good. So then but I

1154
00:54:39,280 --> 00:54:41,640
Speaker 2: told Chris the story two days later, and he was like,

1155
00:54:41,800 --> 00:54:44,600
Speaker 2: you got to get that money back. I said, I

1156
00:54:44,600 --> 00:54:46,160
Speaker 2: don't know what I'm gonna do, and so I just pull.

1157
00:54:46,280 --> 00:54:48,319
Speaker 2: But then I go, I spend so much fucking money

1158
00:54:48,320 --> 00:54:51,439
Speaker 2: on Postmates. I bet any if I write to them,

1159
00:54:51,680 --> 00:54:53,800
Speaker 2: they're gonna look at my order history and know that

1160
00:54:53,840 --> 00:54:55,959
Speaker 2: they're gonna miss out on if I if they pissed

1161
00:54:56,000 --> 00:54:58,520
Speaker 2: me off, they're missing out on thousands of dollars a year.

1162
00:54:59,000 --> 00:55:01,279
Speaker 2: So I wrote to them, and I explained the whole

1163
00:55:01,320 --> 00:55:04,279
Speaker 2: thing via the chat thing, which never really works when

1164
00:55:04,280 --> 00:55:06,680
Speaker 2: you're chatting with like one of those people that's like, Hi,

1165
00:55:06,719 --> 00:55:09,239
Speaker 2: I'm Daniel, I'm here to help you. How can I

1166
00:55:09,280 --> 00:55:11,360
Speaker 2: be of service? And it's like that, and they're just

1167
00:55:11,400 --> 00:55:14,439
Speaker 2: writing to you. Daniel fucking took care of it right away,

1168
00:55:14,680 --> 00:55:16,319
Speaker 2: and not only did he give me all my money back,

1169
00:55:16,360 --> 00:55:20,200
Speaker 2: he gave me ten dollars extra for inconveniencing me. Wow.

1170
00:55:20,840 --> 00:55:23,960
Speaker 2: I was like I couldn't. I was so happy that

1171
00:55:24,040 --> 00:55:26,359
Speaker 2: I got that money back, all because I just like

1172
00:55:26,440 --> 00:55:29,400
Speaker 2: took the initiative to like ask questions and to like

1173
00:55:29,719 --> 00:55:31,680
Speaker 2: get into a little bit more. Goddamn it, we're already

1174
00:55:31,680 --> 00:55:34,480
Speaker 2: at that final thought. Okay, well you're.

1175
00:55:34,600 --> 00:55:38,480
Speaker 5: You're also like most of these companies will bend over

1176
00:55:38,560 --> 00:55:41,120
Speaker 5: backwards to make sure you're satisfied because you could talk

1177
00:55:41,160 --> 00:55:42,319
Speaker 5: and talk about this shit.

1178
00:55:43,120 --> 00:55:47,480
Speaker 2: Oh right, well Postmates, thank you so much. Final thought.

1179
00:55:49,239 --> 00:55:51,840
Speaker 2: Let's talk about Taylor Swift. Okay, let's do Yeah, we

1180
00:55:51,920 --> 00:55:55,960
Speaker 2: have ten minutes, okay, Okay, so we go to the concert.

1181
00:55:56,000 --> 00:55:58,080
Speaker 2: Did you know that we were? I was thinking about

1182
00:55:58,120 --> 00:55:59,799
Speaker 2: going on Sunday night. I actually had a bestie who

1183
00:55:59,840 --> 00:56:02,040
Speaker 2: offer we tickets. Shout out to her, thank you so much,

1184
00:56:03,239 --> 00:56:04,759
Speaker 2: but I turned it down because I didn't want to

1185
00:56:04,760 --> 00:56:07,000
Speaker 2: like wait in town for two more days just to

1186
00:56:07,000 --> 00:56:08,879
Speaker 2: go to a show that I've seen four times now.

1187
00:56:11,120 --> 00:56:15,640
Speaker 2: Sunday night, it rained all night long and her show

1188
00:56:15,719 --> 00:56:17,480
Speaker 2: was delayed two hours, so that show did not end

1189
00:56:17,560 --> 00:56:20,200
Speaker 2: until one thirty in the morning, and you know she did.

1190
00:56:21,280 --> 00:56:24,400
Speaker 2: She did the whole show and ding rain. So it

1191
00:56:24,480 --> 00:56:26,319
Speaker 2: was kind of cool because that's kind of like a

1192
00:56:26,360 --> 00:56:28,840
Speaker 2: tradition of hers is like there's always like rain shows

1193
00:56:28,840 --> 00:56:31,600
Speaker 2: that are super special and like everyone's excited that they

1194
00:56:31,600 --> 00:56:33,920
Speaker 2: were at a rain show. I'm happy I wasn't at

1195
00:56:33,960 --> 00:56:36,680
Speaker 2: a rain show because I will say we were almost

1196
00:56:36,680 --> 00:56:38,760
Speaker 2: at a rain show on Friday night for Taylor Swift

1197
00:56:38,880 --> 00:56:42,320
Speaker 2: because it was raining during it started raining, Phoebe Bridgers played.

1198
00:56:42,360 --> 00:56:44,799
Speaker 2: She's amazing. It was so awesome to see not only

1199
00:56:44,840 --> 00:56:47,359
Speaker 2: Taylor Swift but Phoebe Bridgers, who is like my second

1200
00:56:47,400 --> 00:56:51,959
Speaker 2: favorite musical artist right now. And it started raining during

1201
00:56:51,960 --> 00:56:57,759
Speaker 2: her set and we got prepared. Yeah, well this callback

1202
00:56:57,880 --> 00:57:00,920
Speaker 2: what did you do? Well? You told me to go out.

1203
00:57:01,000 --> 00:57:02,560
Speaker 3: You were taking a little nap, and you said go

1204
00:57:02,719 --> 00:57:04,680
Speaker 3: try to find us some ponchos. Go to these couple

1205
00:57:04,719 --> 00:57:07,360
Speaker 3: of stores, and I'm like, nobody had any. So I

1206
00:57:07,520 --> 00:57:10,480
Speaker 3: finally went to this local grocery store and these two

1207
00:57:10,520 --> 00:57:13,360
Speaker 3: gals were like, no but we still have some heavy

1208
00:57:13,440 --> 00:57:15,000
Speaker 3: duty garbage bags in the back.

1209
00:57:15,440 --> 00:57:18,160
Speaker 2: And they brought out scissors and they were like, are

1210
00:57:18,200 --> 00:57:21,520
Speaker 2: these women black? Yes, I could just tell by the

1211
00:57:21,600 --> 00:57:25,280
Speaker 2: voice you did. I tried not to do that. I

1212
00:57:25,360 --> 00:57:29,760
Speaker 2: just could tell. But they were the sweetest girls. Am I.

1213
00:57:30,120 --> 00:57:32,960
Speaker 1: Yeah, they pulled out scissors from like the office in

1214
00:57:33,000 --> 00:57:34,000
Speaker 1: the grocery store.

1215
00:57:34,640 --> 00:57:34,840
Speaker 2: Yeah.

1216
00:57:35,080 --> 00:57:36,760
Speaker 3: She came out with she came out with the two

1217
00:57:36,800 --> 00:57:39,680
Speaker 3: bags and she said, and another girl came over together,

1218
00:57:39,720 --> 00:57:40,520
Speaker 3: here's the scissors.

1219
00:57:40,520 --> 00:57:41,320
Speaker 2: And I'm like, oh nice.

1220
00:57:41,480 --> 00:57:44,680
Speaker 3: And there were four women involved in this and trying

1221
00:57:44,720 --> 00:57:45,120
Speaker 3: to help me.

1222
00:57:45,560 --> 00:57:48,600
Speaker 2: Mom and I had these makeshift ponchos and they were

1223
00:57:48,720 --> 00:57:51,240
Speaker 2: so there's a picture that I'm gonna post of my

1224
00:57:51,320 --> 00:57:55,600
Speaker 2: mom and her. I was laughing so hard and this

1225
00:57:55,600 --> 00:57:57,840
Speaker 2: this pancho. I don't know why it was so funny

1226
00:57:57,840 --> 00:58:00,000
Speaker 2: to me, but you were just you look so funny

1227
00:58:00,320 --> 00:58:02,240
Speaker 2: trash back. And then it stopped raining and my mom

1228
00:58:02,280 --> 00:58:04,520
Speaker 2: stayed in the trash bag and it was like not

1229
00:58:04,680 --> 00:58:06,720
Speaker 2: raining for ten minutes, and I go and this was right.

1230
00:58:07,560 --> 00:58:09,960
Speaker 2: It was like during the time between Phoebe and Taylor

1231
00:58:09,960 --> 00:58:11,880
Speaker 2: where there was no one on stage and my mom

1232
00:58:11,960 --> 00:58:13,960
Speaker 2: we were just in these trash bags. And eventually I

1233
00:58:14,000 --> 00:58:15,840
Speaker 2: took mine off and she goes, it looks like it's

1234
00:58:15,880 --> 00:58:17,720
Speaker 2: not rain anymore. I go, it hasn't been rained for

1235
00:58:17,800 --> 00:58:20,320
Speaker 2: ten minutes. And you go, well, you gotta tell me, Nick,

1236
00:58:20,600 --> 00:58:22,920
Speaker 2: and then you came out of the bag. But then

1237
00:58:22,960 --> 00:58:24,720
Speaker 2: Taylor took the stage, and I swear to God like

1238
00:58:24,760 --> 00:58:26,680
Speaker 2: it had been spitting rain up until the second she

1239
00:58:26,760 --> 00:58:28,560
Speaker 2: took the stage, and then there was no rain the

1240
00:58:28,680 --> 00:58:31,080
Speaker 2: entire concert, And it was like it was as if

1241
00:58:31,120 --> 00:58:33,600
Speaker 2: she controlled the weather. It was like, and I wasn't

1242
00:58:33,600 --> 00:58:35,560
Speaker 2: even worried. It was so funny because before she came

1243
00:58:35,600 --> 00:58:38,560
Speaker 2: on stage, I was like, is it gonna rain, but like,

1244
00:58:38,640 --> 00:58:40,560
Speaker 2: stay away because the clouds are over. It's just like

1245
00:58:40,600 --> 00:58:42,880
Speaker 2: that kind of weather where it could start raining any second.

1246
00:58:43,040 --> 00:58:44,920
Speaker 2: But when she took the stage, it was as if

1247
00:58:45,440 --> 00:58:48,240
Speaker 2: there was no work. There was no chance of rain,

1248
00:58:48,400 --> 00:58:50,160
Speaker 2: like it was still in the air kind of. But

1249
00:58:50,200 --> 00:58:52,760
Speaker 2: I was like, it just won't happen because she's there's

1250
00:58:52,800 --> 00:58:56,560
Speaker 2: something special. So the show was great as usual. I

1251
00:58:56,640 --> 00:58:58,680
Speaker 2: know I'm at the point now where I know I

1252
00:58:58,680 --> 00:59:00,800
Speaker 2: don't have to look at my set anymore to know

1253
00:59:00,840 --> 00:59:03,760
Speaker 2: where she's going. I know what song goes into next song,

1254
00:59:04,040 --> 00:59:06,320
Speaker 2: I know all of the like versions of the song

1255
00:59:06,440 --> 00:59:09,440
Speaker 2: she does that are different than the studio version, like

1256
00:59:09,480 --> 00:59:14,040
Speaker 2: all the interlude versions of the songs I for Swifties

1257
00:59:14,080 --> 00:59:16,800
Speaker 2: out there. The very best one she does is the

1258
00:59:17,400 --> 00:59:20,480
Speaker 2: Illicit Affairs, where it's like, don't call me kid, don't

1259
00:59:20,480 --> 00:59:23,000
Speaker 2: call me baby. She does it like four times and

1260
00:59:23,040 --> 00:59:25,240
Speaker 2: it's like she's on the ground, like flailing around, And

1261
00:59:25,240 --> 00:59:28,919
Speaker 2: that is my favorite part of the Era's tour by far.

1262
00:59:29,000 --> 00:59:31,200
Speaker 2: And also the beginning when all these guys are out

1263
00:59:31,200 --> 00:59:32,920
Speaker 2: there with fans and then all of a sudden they

1264
00:59:32,920 --> 00:59:34,360
Speaker 2: put the fans down and then they lift them up

1265
00:59:34,360 --> 00:59:35,880
Speaker 2: and she's there and she goes, it's been a long

1266
00:59:35,960 --> 00:59:40,240
Speaker 2: time coming. That's so exciting. What's your favorite special? The

1267
00:59:40,280 --> 00:59:42,480
Speaker 2: whole show is a spectacle. Yeah, my mom. I just

1268
00:59:42,520 --> 00:59:44,120
Speaker 2: keep looking at my mom and she just goes, She's

1269
00:59:44,200 --> 00:59:48,080
Speaker 2: so cute, She's so cute, she is so amazing. She

1270
00:59:48,280 --> 00:59:49,280
Speaker 2: just is she is.

1271
00:59:49,480 --> 00:59:53,480
Speaker 3: There's no doubt about it. That show is probably the

1272
00:59:53,520 --> 00:59:54,800
Speaker 3: best production I've ever seen.

1273
00:59:54,840 --> 00:59:56,800
Speaker 2: It. It's insane. Yeah, and I've seen a lot of

1274
00:59:57,080 --> 00:59:59,160
Speaker 2: there's lights, there's but.

1275
00:59:59,120 --> 01:00:04,920
Speaker 3: Her day is uh, it's just so affecting everyone in

1276
01:00:05,000 --> 01:00:08,000
Speaker 3: the whole place. Everybody is just freaking out. And her

1277
01:00:08,080 --> 01:00:09,080
Speaker 3: voice is so good.

1278
01:00:09,160 --> 01:00:13,120
Speaker 2: There's no like, she's not phoning in anything, there's no backing.

1279
01:00:12,800 --> 01:00:18,480
Speaker 3: Vote, effortless, effortless, fartless. I mean, she looks like she

1280
01:00:18,800 --> 01:00:23,400
Speaker 3: But let's talk about the elephant in the room, and

1281
01:00:23,480 --> 01:00:26,320
Speaker 3: that is what would bring us to Why do I care?

1282
01:00:26,640 --> 01:00:30,840
Speaker 2: Why do I care? Okay, Noah, let's hear the headline

1283
01:00:30,960 --> 01:00:33,080
Speaker 2: because there's a lot that went down this weekend in

1284
01:00:33,240 --> 01:00:37,040
Speaker 2: Taylor Swift's love life, or speculation of it.

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Speaker 1: Okay, So the latest headline is Taylor Swift and Matt

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Speaker 1: Healy like each other, were reconnected by Jack Antonov. Sources say, oh,

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Speaker 1: I didn't.

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Speaker 2: Hear that, but I assumed that I will only speak

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Speaker 2: to what I know that the general public knows, and

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Speaker 2: I will not speak to anything I might know from

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Speaker 2: people who know things behind the scenes. Oh, you, I

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Speaker 2: don't know. I may or may not, but I swifties

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Speaker 2: do not want to accept that Matt Heally and Taylor

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Speaker 2: Swift are together. I don't blame him why, I don't know.

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Speaker 2: You know it is Matt he is from the nineteen

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Speaker 2: seventy five, which is a band that Taylor Swift is

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Speaker 2: a huge fan of and has been friendly with for

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Speaker 2: a while, and she actually made an appearance at their

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Speaker 2: show in February, I think January or February where she

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Speaker 2: did she performed anti Hero and then she performed one

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Speaker 2: of the nineteen seventy five songs of the City, and

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Speaker 2: I noticed that night that she was spectacular and there

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Speaker 2: was I have to say, as someone who has performed

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Speaker 2: in front of boys, I like, there's a certain she's

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Speaker 2: gonna say quah that I bring to the performance. When

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Speaker 2: I think Chris is watching, or like a guy I

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01:01:50,120 --> 01:01:54,520
Speaker 2: like is watching, I just have something else going on.

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Speaker 2: Like that honestly motivates me more than anything is when

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Speaker 2: a guy I like is watching me, it's the best

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Speaker 2: thing for my performance possible. And I sent something from

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Speaker 2: those performances even then that there was someone special there.

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Speaker 3: Wait where did you see this online?

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Speaker 2: Okay, so it's it's a game. I actually from that appearance,

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Speaker 2: the nineteen seventy five were doing a concert and she

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Speaker 2: walks out on stage in the middle of it to

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Speaker 2: do they give her a couple songs in the middle

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Speaker 2: of it when she walks on the stage. I wanted

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Speaker 2: to play a game called terrorist attack or Taylor Swift

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Speaker 2: is walking out on stage because the audience screams as

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Speaker 2: if there is a mass shooter in the building. I

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Speaker 2: mean it is. It's bananas, these screams. You can barely

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Speaker 2: even watch the video because it's just people are like

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Speaker 2: just losing them, shredding their voices, screaming. It's really well.

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Speaker 3: I was in the crowd when she was being walking

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Speaker 3: on stage. People are so loud.

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Speaker 2: So loud, and they really do wreak havoc on their voices.

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Speaker 2: Oh it's bad for your voice to be that excited.

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Speaker 2: But anyway, So Matt Heally was at the shows in

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Speaker 2: Nashville this weekend. Okay, he was the night before, on

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Speaker 2: Thursday night or whatever Thursday was in Manila. He was

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Speaker 2: in the Philippines. Is that the Philippines? Manila? He was

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Speaker 2: doing a concert there with the nineteen seventy five. He

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Speaker 2: jumped on the first flight out. He was spotted at

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Speaker 2: the airport by a fan. He was on the first

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Speaker 2: flight out to Nashville. You know, it was probably connecting.

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Speaker 2: I don't think they have directed from Manila. So he

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Speaker 2: made it to the show. He was at the show.

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Speaker 2: He was spotted in the VIP tent enjoying her set.

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Speaker 2: Swifties want to convince themselves they're just friends. Sorry, guys,

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Speaker 2: they are definitely together. Stopping in denial. Mom and dad

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01:03:31,160 --> 01:03:33,320
Speaker 2: are never getting back together. There's a new guy in town.

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Speaker 2: It's just it's happening, and everyone's saying he's problematic because

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01:03:37,360 --> 01:03:41,480
Speaker 2: he's said things before that are like he's dated younger girl.

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Speaker 2: It's like, you're allowed to date a nineteen year old.

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Speaker 2: I don't care what age you are. They're legal. I'm sorry,

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Speaker 2: it's not problematic. It's annoying, and I can make fun

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Speaker 2: of it. He's thirty three.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, you can date in nineteen anyone can't.

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Speaker 2: They're legal. Unfortunately, eighteen year olds you can date them.

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Speaker 2: It's like, you can think that's problematic all you want,

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Speaker 2: but it's not illegal. Okay, unless you know in sixteen

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Speaker 2: is not illegal in many states, which is just disgusting.

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01:04:06,520 --> 01:04:08,720
Speaker 2: But you can think it's disgusting, but it's not illegal.

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Speaker 2: And she's not doing anything wrong by dating someone. And

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Speaker 2: he said some things in the past. He's just a

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Speaker 2: rock star who says stupid, drunken things sometimes. He's not

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Speaker 2: really problematic. He's not a terrible person. Shut up, let

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Speaker 2: her have fun. She's someone that she admires. He's a

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Speaker 2: rock star who she obviously shares something in common with

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Speaker 2: as being a prolific artist. He's cool, he's kind of

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Speaker 2: like offbeat. He's a little just like rough around the edges.

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Speaker 2: Let her have some fun. I do believe they are

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Speaker 2: in love because the biggest thing that I saw after

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Speaker 2: that show on Friday night and this one was like,

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Speaker 2: whoa so in Manila? I guess it was from his performance,

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Speaker 2: you know, two nights prior. He at one point set mouthed,

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Speaker 2: this next one's for you, you know who you are.

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Speaker 2: I love you, And then he sang a song that

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Speaker 2: some people are saying could have been about Taylor Swift

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Speaker 2: because it's a song about a girl, all right. And

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Speaker 2: then on our show, which I did remember seeing right

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Speaker 2: before Cardigan, the song, Taylor's mouthing something. I couldn't make

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Speaker 2: it out. Later on TikTok, they put them both together.

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Speaker 2: She goes, this one's for you, you know who you are.

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Speaker 2: I love you. It's giving me chills on my back

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Speaker 2: of my head. They mouthed the same things. They're both

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Speaker 2: they both know what they're doing. They aren't trolling you.

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Speaker 2: They aren't making fun of the fact that there are

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Speaker 2: rumors about them. They are confirming it. They were spotted

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Speaker 2: together in a car on Saturday night too. They are together,

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Speaker 2: and then she sang Cardigan, which the song is called.

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Speaker 2: In the song, it's and you'd come back to me,

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Speaker 2: and you come back to me. It's all about a

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Speaker 2: guy coming back to her. And they dated before. No

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Speaker 2: one really confirmed it. It was always like, you know,

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Speaker 2: there were suspicions that they dated. They did date before

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Speaker 2: her and Joe were together, so it makes sense that

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Speaker 2: she would sing that song. They are together. Let her

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Speaker 2: have fun. What he's said in the past is not

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Speaker 2: a reflection of who she is, and he's just a

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Speaker 2: rock star guy. Let her.

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Speaker 3: I don't know, I'm in, I'm in, I'm in, I'm in,

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Speaker 3: I'm going Joe.

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Speaker 2: Why should she suffer? And you know, just no, everyone's

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Speaker 2: like ever everyone hated Joe when they first got together.

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Speaker 2: Everyone just wants her to themselves. Yeah, unless she can

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Speaker 2: be with me. Yeah, I don't want her with anyone.

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Speaker 2: And who is she supposed to be with that has

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Speaker 2: never said one problematic thing in their life. Everyone is

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Speaker 2: problematic everyone.

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Speaker 5: Isn't it true? The band's called nineteen seventy five because

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Speaker 5: he won't date anybody who was born before.

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Speaker 3: The good One.

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Speaker 2: So yes, they are together. I don't have that confirmed

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Speaker 2: by any inside sources or anything, but I have eyes

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01:06:53,680 --> 01:06:56,760
Speaker 2: and ears and a working brain, and from what I

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Speaker 2: can tell, they are together. She is not trolling anyone.

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Speaker 2: And it is also rumored that Taylor Swift is coming

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Speaker 2: out with a book that will be released in July,

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Speaker 2: and that is very, very exciting.

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Speaker 1: Wow.

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Speaker 2: And it did send me into a kind of depression

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Speaker 2: spiral yesterday because I'm like, Taylor Swift can write a

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Speaker 2: book and write four albums in a pandemic. I can

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01:07:14,040 --> 01:07:17,760
Speaker 2: barely read a book or like listen to an album

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01:07:17,800 --> 01:07:20,320
Speaker 2: in that time. I was like memorizing her albums was

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01:07:20,440 --> 01:07:22,760
Speaker 2: enough work for me, and I just as much as

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01:07:22,760 --> 01:07:24,480
Speaker 2: I want a book from her, I'm just like, can

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Speaker 2: you just wait a couple of years? So goddamn prolific.

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Speaker 2: It's just too much pressure for the rest of us.

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Speaker 2: No one goods Paul McCartney, but she is. When Dan

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Speaker 2: and I get into fights about the Beatles or whether

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Speaker 2: Paul McCartney or Taylor Swift, it's like it's not it's

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01:07:42,600 --> 01:07:44,560
Speaker 2: not even a funny. He's coming around Nick.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, he better yes, Yeah, because that's all I do

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01:07:47,800 --> 01:07:51,160
Speaker 3: is play Taylor Swift now and he's and he's imitating

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01:07:51,160 --> 01:07:51,840
Speaker 3: her a lot.

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01:07:52,000 --> 01:07:55,720
Speaker 2: Yeah because he he's jealous. He's so jealous. He can't

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01:07:55,760 --> 01:07:58,520
Speaker 2: stand that someone actually is as good as his beloved

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Speaker 2: Paul McCartney. Okay, we gotta go. Thank you guys so

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Speaker 2: much for listening to the podcast. We will be back tomorrow,

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Speaker 2: don't you even think we won't. And I'm going to

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Speaker 2: be in Europe coming up very soon. Check out my

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Speaker 2: tour dates. If you are in or around the Europe area,

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Speaker 2: you know that I will be in like fourteen cities

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Speaker 2: just next week, all before June first, my birthday. So

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Speaker 2: it's the last month of my tour before I'm thirty nine.

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Speaker 2: And I would really like to see you guys on

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Speaker 2: the road. I won't be able to do meet and

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Speaker 2: greets unfortunately at these shows, but I will look out

1441
01:08:26,680 --> 01:08:28,439
Speaker 2: in the audience and see your lovely faces, and I

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Speaker 2: really wish you would come see me. I cannot wait.

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Speaker 2: Thank you for listening to the show. Don't be kid

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Speaker 2: and just let her date who she was, right right, right,