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Speaker 1: The Jewbil Show on demand. It's another Jewbil phone frame

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Speaker 1: today Mornings on the twenties. Hello, Yes, hi, my name

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Speaker 1: is Ted Thibodeau and I'm calling from building Management. I

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Speaker 1: was looking for Michael. This is Michael. Hello, Michael. How

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Speaker 1: are you doing today? Fine? Thank you? How are you?

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Speaker 1: I am wonderful. Thank you very much for asking. I

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Speaker 1: do appreciate that. And I am also calling you with

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Speaker 1: some wonderful news that you're gonna be very happy about. Okay.

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Speaker 1: I don't know if you know this, and I'm sure

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Speaker 1: you heard where I work, but I am from the

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Speaker 1: company that manages the building that your company is in. Therefore,

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Speaker 1: we handle the parking in the security and all that

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Speaker 1: kind of fun stuff around around the building you work in. Alrighty,

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Speaker 1: Yes you have parking with your company. Yes, yeah, I

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Speaker 1: have a I have a card, I get into the

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Speaker 1: garage and I do park every day. And I'm here

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Speaker 1: to tell you that today is the day you can

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Speaker 1: ditch that. Oh how do You're not gonna need it

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Speaker 1: anymore because we have decided as of tomorrow, when you

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Speaker 1: show up to work, it is going to be all Valet,

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Speaker 1: which is doing Valet parking. You don't even have to

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Speaker 1: worry about parking anymore. It's just more convenient. Well yeah,

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Speaker 1: well maybe maybe for you, but not for me. I don't.

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Speaker 1: I don't want valet parking. I'm happy with the arrangement

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Speaker 1: I have now, I have a good spot. And yeah, yes,

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Speaker 1: does my boss know about this? Oh yes, everybody has

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Speaker 1: been alerted to the fact that we are going all

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Speaker 1: Valet as of tomorrow. Also, the spot that you're currently

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Speaker 1: parking in at the office, that spot, I have to

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Speaker 1: unfortunately tell you, is dead and gown. What what do

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Speaker 1: you mean gone? That's kind of how I describe things

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Speaker 1: when they have been ended. And that parking spot is

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Speaker 1: no more. We are putting a food truck in that

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Speaker 1: spot so you can get some lunch. No, I don't.

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Speaker 1: I don't frecking believe this. Um, I don't want a

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Speaker 1: Valet park Okay, So who do I talk to get

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Speaker 1: out of this? Because this is not helping me out

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Speaker 1: at all? Right now, every day I'm going to come

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Speaker 1: down to the garage I want to go home from work,

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Speaker 1: and then what I get to hand my ticket to

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Speaker 1: a guy and then I gotta wait ten minutes for

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Speaker 1: him to go get like that is another thing. Oh

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Speaker 1: my goodness, thank you so much. That is another thing

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Speaker 1: I needed to tell you about the valet. You said

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Speaker 1: ten minutes. Yeah, it's gonna be more like forty five.

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Speaker 1: Are you shitting me? Unfortunately, no, I am not so.

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Speaker 1: The whole parking lot is dead gone. That's part of

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Speaker 1: the problem. I turned into a food court. It's gonna

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Speaker 1: take a while to get your car, but you can

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Speaker 1: always call down ahead of time. He's playing a little

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Speaker 1: bit ahead. So I'm gonna I'm showing up for work

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Speaker 1: and you're then gonna take my car and you're gonna

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Speaker 1: park it a half an hour away. So I don't

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Speaker 1: even have my card in the day. What if I

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Speaker 1: need my card in the day to go out. Sometimes

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Speaker 1: I go out to lunch. Sometimes I need to go

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Speaker 1: run errands. Oh you know what, Actually, I just solved

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Speaker 1: your problem right there. I'm so happy that we talked.

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Speaker 1: What's that I got a big problem with it? Well,

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Speaker 1: you know, I'm sure you're heard me say it about

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Speaker 1: the parking lot downstairs, any barking spot. Both of those

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Speaker 1: things are dead and gone. Now I'm so sorry about

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Speaker 1: But you would asked what happens if I want to

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Speaker 1: pop out for some lunch or something, and we turned

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Speaker 1: it into a food court. So no, there no reason

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Speaker 1: to leave. See how it all just works out in

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Speaker 1: that spad. This is bulls. I am not valeting my car.

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Speaker 1: I'm not waiting forty five minutes to get my car.

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Speaker 1: This isn't half. I'll quit my job and never come

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Speaker 1: back to your stupid building. Who can I speak to you?

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Speaker 1: As you are passionate about this. You are ready to

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Speaker 1: dead and gone your job so you don't have to

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Speaker 1: valet park I thought valet parking was supposed to be convenient, right, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: but if I have an emergency, well you just gotta

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Speaker 1: plan ahead. You just gotta head a little bit and

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Speaker 1: you get your car. Do you even know what an

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Speaker 1: emergency is? You can't plan ahead for an emergency? Well

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Speaker 1: I think you can. I mean I check in with

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Speaker 1: myself daily and I was say, hey, I might have

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Speaker 1: a heart attack to day at about two forty five.

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Speaker 1: You're an idiot. I can't believe that you're even a

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Speaker 1: real person who has a job and is allowed to

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Speaker 1: call people and give them this book. Yeah, well I

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Speaker 1: understand why you can't believe that I'm a real person

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Speaker 1: who has this job, because I'm not. I don't actually

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Speaker 1: have that job, but I do call people who are

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Speaker 1: living what he's talking about. This is actually Jewel from

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Speaker 1: The Jewel Show doing a phone prank on you and

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Speaker 1: your best friend Harves set you up. Are you Are

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Speaker 1: you kidding me? Yeah, he said that you hate Valet

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Speaker 1: with a passion for whatever. Hey God, he told me

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Speaker 1: it was a joke because I was really about to

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Speaker 1: quit my job The Jewel Show on Demand