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Speaker 1: It's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning time for your

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Speaker 1: prank call, and today we reach out to the mother

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Speaker 1: of a young bar Mitzvah boy. She's booked an event

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Speaker 1: space many many months in advance, like you're supposed to,

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Speaker 1: and they're excited for the big celebration coming this weekend's

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Speaker 1: but she's going to get some unfortunate news from the

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Speaker 1: people at the hotel. Apparently they're going to have to

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Speaker 1: share the space with another group. But they're a really,

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Speaker 1: really welcoming bunch. You're going to find out who they

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Speaker 1: are in your brand new phone tap right now.

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Speaker 2: Brooking Jeffrey's phone taps on the twenties. Hello, Hi, I'm

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Speaker 2: calling from a grand hotel in Sweets.

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Speaker 3: My name is Mike, Mike rophone.

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Speaker 4: How are you I.

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Speaker 3: I'm doing well? Is this Emma? Am I reading that? Barkley?

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Speaker 4: Yes you are, thank you. Asking looks like we have.

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Speaker 2: You booked in ballroom D for this weekend to celebrate

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Speaker 2: your son passing away.

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Speaker 3: What I'm so sorry for your loss.

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Speaker 4: No, no, no, no no, no, he's having a bar Mitzvah.

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Speaker 2: Oh.

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Speaker 3: Oh my gosh, somebody wrote it in the notes wrong.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, he's not dead. He's turning thirteen.

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Speaker 3: Okay, you know what, that makes this even better?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, So what's the reasons for this call?

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Speaker 3: Right? So can I ask how many guests are you having?

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Speaker 4: We're having about eighty.

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Speaker 3: Okay, I had down eight, which I thought was a

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Speaker 3: little low for a funeral.

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Speaker 4: It's not a funeral.

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Speaker 2: Oh and now I know that now, but before you know,

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Speaker 2: never mind, So you have eighty eight zero people in

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Speaker 2: the ballroom?

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Speaker 4: Eight zero. Yes, we have eight zero people in the ballroom.

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Speaker 4: Is that a problem?

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Speaker 3: I don't think so.

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Speaker 2: The reason for my call is that another group was

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Speaker 2: also booked in that space and they said that they

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Speaker 2: are totally fine.

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Speaker 4: No, I specifically booked that ballroom for the day of

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Speaker 4: my son's bar mitzva Uh huh. We should get it.

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Speaker 3: And you are, along with everyone attending Cuttlecon.

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Speaker 2: What did you say, cuddle con The convention happening at

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Speaker 2: the same time is as the bar Mitzvah.

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Speaker 4: No, no, no, no, no, no no. We are not

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Speaker 4: sharing a space for my son bar Mitzvah with something

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Speaker 4: called Cuddle Khan or whatever the hell this is.

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Speaker 2: Okay, I get that you don't want to share the room. No,

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Speaker 2: but Cuddle Con is a highly respected event where former

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Speaker 2: perverts have found a safe space in society.

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Speaker 4: I want to make sure I'm hearing this right. You

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Speaker 4: want a bunch of reformed perverts to share a space

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Speaker 4: with my son for his bar mitzva.

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Speaker 2: I'm just saying when I was that age, I could

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Speaker 2: have used a good cuddle instead, I wore out one

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Speaker 2: of my dad's old gym socks.

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Speaker 4: What the actual hell? I want to talk to your

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Speaker 4: manager right now.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, that's not going to do you any good.

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Speaker 2: He's part this what I think his official title is

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Speaker 2: Grand Puba of the Cuddle Puddle.

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Speaker 4: Oh why doesn't that surprise me?

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Speaker 2: Well, that's how we got this all booked last minute.

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Speaker 2: So thank you so much for being okay with sharing

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Speaker 2: the space with him.

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Speaker 4: We are not sharing the space with your perverted boss

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Speaker 4: and his friends reformed pervert reminders. I don't care. I

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Speaker 4: don't care.

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Speaker 2: You'd be able to meet him. No, well, his name

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Speaker 2: is Spencer the Spooner. You can tell who he is

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Speaker 2: by his smooth hands.

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Speaker 4: This is not happening on the day of my son's

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Speaker 4: bar Mitza. Over my freaking dead body.

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Speaker 2: Right now, it sounds like you could use a good

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Speaker 2: cuddle and you know, release the stress.

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Speaker 4: No, no, no, you do not need to be explaining

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Speaker 4: to me why I need to be okay with this.

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Speaker 4: This is a huge no.

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Speaker 2: So you're saying no to cuddle con but yes to

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Speaker 2: the phone tap that's happening right now with the radio

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Speaker 2: show Brick and Jeffrey in the Morning.

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Speaker 4: What is your problem?

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Speaker 2: You're the real freaks. They're the morning show. Who does

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Speaker 2: those prying phone calls? You know like this one?

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Speaker 3: What? Yeah, you're on the radio right now.

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Speaker 5: This is all's eight from the radio show Brook and

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Speaker 5: Jeffrey in the Morning, and we're doing a phone tap

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Speaker 5: on you. This is all set up by your sister Avery.

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Speaker 3: Oh sorry. She said the bar bits.

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Speaker 2: Of the planning has been stressing you out and that

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Speaker 2: you could use.

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Speaker 3: A laugh, but you're not. You're not laughing.

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Speaker 4: My god. I am just shocked. I'm absolutely shocked.

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Speaker 2: I thought you handled that pretty well for someone going

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Speaker 2: from eighty people in their own room to only eight

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Speaker 2: people sharing with an entire cuddling convention.

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Speaker 4: Just for my own sake, I just need to confirm

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Speaker 4: there's not going to be any weird reforms cuddling people.

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Speaker 3: No, not unless you invite me. So then you got

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Speaker 3: a little cuddle monster on your hand.

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Speaker 4: Got here, Ella, Isa. I think we're at Max's capacity

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Speaker 4: with eighty, but oh thank you.

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Speaker 3: You know I can never get an invite to a

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Speaker 3: bar mitzvah. So weird.

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Speaker 4: I wonder why

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Speaker 3: Stroken Jeffrey's phone taps on the twenties