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Speaker 1: The Jewil Show on demand. It's another jewbil phone Frameyday

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Speaker 1: Mornings on that's twenties. Hello. Hello, my name is Pete

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Speaker 1: Eekans and I'm calling from HR. I'm looking for Larry. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: just calling to check in because apparently you requested time

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Speaker 1: off because you have COVID. That's correct. I mean I

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Speaker 1: didn't really request time off. I have to be out,

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Speaker 1: I have to quarantine with it. Oh yeah, okay, mmm

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Speaker 1: mmmmm okay. I'm looking at notes here, and you have

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Speaker 1: not taken time off because of COVID yet, so this

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Speaker 1: is your first time having it. Correct, Lucky me, I

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Speaker 1: caught it right. I thought I was in the in

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Speaker 1: the clear. M m okay, Larry. I do want to

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Speaker 1: let you know that faking sick to take a few

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Speaker 1: weeks off from work is frowned on and really not

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Speaker 1: supported by our company guidelines. Something I should probably to

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Speaker 1: tell you. Are you implying that I don't actually have COVID? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: I guess that is what I'm implying. I haven't straight

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Speaker 1: said it yet, but that is what I'm implying. And

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Speaker 1: now I'll just say it, Larry, I have reason to

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Speaker 1: believe that you do not have COVID at all, and

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Speaker 1: you're faking it to be out of work for ten days,

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Speaker 1: which again the company frowns on. So let's get back

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Speaker 1: into the office, and I won't write you up for

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Speaker 1: there's no way I'm coming Not only do I feel

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Speaker 1: like death, I'm not coming back into the kid exposed

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Speaker 1: people to this. Okay, Larry, doesn't sound like I was

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Speaker 1: born yesterday? If I mean no, yeah, because I would

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Speaker 1: sound like a newborn baby if I was born yesterday.

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Speaker 1: And I don't sound like a newborn baby. Do I

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Speaker 1: sound like a representative from HR for the company you

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Speaker 1: work for. You don't sound like a representative that's a

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Speaker 1: very compassionate like this sounds like I don't know man. Well,

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Speaker 1: Larry Larry, let me just say, Larry, Larry, Larry, Larry, Larry, Larry, Larry, Larry, Larry, Laris,

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Speaker 1: whatever your name is, I've completely forgot Pete Larry Larry,

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Speaker 1: Larry Larry. Do you expect me to believe that you

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Speaker 1: have COVID when our President Joseph Biden said that COVID

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Speaker 1: is over. Our president said it, so there is no

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Speaker 1: more COVID, So you can't have COVID. I read the

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Speaker 1: news and I know you're lying too. COVID's not over, Larry, Larry,

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Speaker 1: maybe not a big deal anymore. I see, I see

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Speaker 1: Larry wants me to believe Larry over the president of

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Speaker 1: these United States of America. I don't think so, Larry. Huh.

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Speaker 1: I don't think the COVID is just completely gone. I

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Speaker 1: think it's like like there's not a pandemic anymore. People

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Speaker 1: still get it. Nope, that's not the quote that I

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Speaker 1: saw on the news from our great president. It said

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Speaker 1: COVID is gone. You expect me to believe that the

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Speaker 1: President of the United States is wrong? Uh? Yeah, I

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Speaker 1: think that presidents can be wrong. Oh okay, let's not

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Speaker 1: go there, go where I think I just heard you

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Speaker 1: say that the President of the United States be wrong

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Speaker 1: from time to time. Yeah, okay, No, they can't. Sure

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Speaker 1: they can, No, they can't. They got a history book,

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Speaker 1: but they can be wrong from time to I'm okay.

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Speaker 1: I don't know what country you live in, Larry, but

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Speaker 1: I live in work in America, and everything the president

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Speaker 1: says goes with me, no matter which president it is.

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Speaker 1: Joseph R. Biden says that COVID is not a thing anymore. Therefore,

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Speaker 1: it's gone. So you're lying, and I'm gonna have to

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Speaker 1: write you up, he said, a thing. You're going to

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Speaker 1: write me up. Yes, you're getting written up for a

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Speaker 1: faking sick to play hooky, maybe to go to a

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Speaker 1: concert or go hiking or something. So the President said,

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Speaker 1: Mickey Mouse is the new vice president. That's just that's true. Absolutely,

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Speaker 1: And I think Mickey Mouse would make a great vice president,

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Speaker 1: don't you. I mean, talk about cheering people out, all

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Speaker 1: due respect, and you can put this on my record too.

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Speaker 1: I think this is an insane conversation. I think this

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Speaker 1: is not a professional way to approach this. I think

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Speaker 1: that the insane part is that you, Larry, think that

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Speaker 1: you can claim that you just got COVID for the

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Speaker 1: first time after been aroun for two years, and the

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Speaker 1: leader of our nation has said that it's gone. He

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Speaker 1: meant it as a figure of speed to you, entirely gone.

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Speaker 1: I've got it, kay, Okay. So discrediting the president and

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Speaker 1: swearing at an HR representative, Oh boy, I did not

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Speaker 1: representative that just said Mickey Mouse would be a good

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Speaker 1: vice president. This is fool is actually, you know what,

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Speaker 1: I'll come into work. I'll come into work right now

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Speaker 1: and I'll paws in your face. Okay, well don't do that.

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Speaker 1: Don't do that, please? Why because you know that I

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Speaker 1: probably really do have COVID. No, because this is actually

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Speaker 1: Jewel from the Jewels Show doing a phone prank on you,

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Speaker 1: and your sister Megan set you up. It's a joke.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god. She said that you just got covidence.

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Speaker 1: She was giving you a bad time because President Biden

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Speaker 1: said that it's gone and you shouldn't have it. Well,

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Speaker 1: I probably didn't need that extra headache. The Jewel Show

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Speaker 1: on Demand