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Speaker 1: It's another jubile phone frames on the twenties. Hello, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: what's up. This is mister Donk. I'm calling from middle school.

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Speaker 1: I was looking for Chelsea Noah's mom.

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Speaker 2: I'm sorry, what was your name again?

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Speaker 1: Oh, it's mister Donk calling from middle school about your

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Speaker 1: son Noah.

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Speaker 2: Is he okay?

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Speaker 1: Well yeah, I mean he's actually seems great. But like

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Speaker 1: the reason I'm calling is because like there is a

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Speaker 1: bit of an issue, and like figured I call you before,

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Speaker 1: like get anybody else involved, because maybe you know how

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Speaker 1: to calm him down, because he's just like eating stuff

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Speaker 1: all over.

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Speaker 2: I'm sorry, he's what he's yeah.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, Like I'm outside the classroom right now, so I'm

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Speaker 1: a substituted teacher and I'm substituting this week for his

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Speaker 1: science class, and like we're doing a little bit of

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Speaker 1: a chemistry experiment today and apparently like that really affect him.

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Speaker 1: So he's like he's eating everything, Like he's eating the stools,

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Speaker 1: he's eating his bag out of the room, he's eating

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Speaker 1: a couple of other kids bags out of the room.

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Speaker 1: So like he won't stop eating stuff, and like I've

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Speaker 1: tried tell him, like, bro, you need to chill out, Like,

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Speaker 1: I know you have a lot of pre workout dude,

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Speaker 1: but you like need to chill kind of like use

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Speaker 1: out us for push ups or something else, you know

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Speaker 1: what I mean. But he's just like eating stuff, and

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Speaker 1: like I don't want to assume as the principle because.

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Speaker 2: Like wait a minute, wait excuse me, hold on? Your

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Speaker 2: are eating eating or eating?

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Speaker 3: Yating?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, like he's just yeating everything, you know what I mean?

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Speaker 1: Like the cool thing is like is like he like

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Speaker 1: he can.

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Speaker 2: Lift a lot d you mean, mister, mister bronk, what

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Speaker 2: do you say? I don't understand what you're saying. Is

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Speaker 2: my son? Okay? Is he there with you now?

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Speaker 1: Well, like he's in the closroom right now, but he's

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Speaker 1: like still eating stuff around like I can see it

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Speaker 1: or the windows.

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Speaker 2: All right, what is needing means? Maybe I'm not playing

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Speaker 2: with the kids what they say, But I don't understand

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Speaker 2: what that means.

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Speaker 1: It means he's like toss and stuff, you know what

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Speaker 1: I mean, Like he eated his backpack like out of

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Speaker 1: the out of the classroom, but like fifty yards around.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't Did you say pre workout drinks or something?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what I was saying like he's a calm dude,

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Speaker 1: because like I've been substituting for a couple of days, Like,

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Speaker 1: you know, he's pretty chill, but like you put some

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Speaker 1: C four pre workout in that dude, and he's like

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Speaker 1: a beast, like he's eating everything. I don't want to

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Speaker 1: get him in trouble.

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Speaker 2: But my son is in sixth grade. He doesn't take

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Speaker 2: pre workout drinks.

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Speaker 1: He's right, yeah, So like taking.

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Speaker 2: The sea whatever it is that you say, Well, he.

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Speaker 1: Was cool, like after the C four you know, but

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Speaker 1: like once.

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Speaker 2: You talking about what is C four? My son is

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Speaker 2: in sixth grade, You're talking about someone who sounds like

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Speaker 2: they're like a bodybuilding dude. What are you talking about?

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Speaker 1: So, like, I'm such teating for the science class.

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Speaker 2: I already said that like three times. I get it.

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Speaker 2: Your name is mister Bronc or something. You're teacher, and

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Speaker 2: you're telling me that my child is throwing things around

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Speaker 2: the classroom.

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Speaker 1: So like, okay, so was chemistry today? And I liked

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Speaker 1: you said you already.

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Speaker 2: Said that You're so confusing. You already said that, stop

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Speaker 2: repeating yourself. Is my son okay? And who is giving

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Speaker 2: him some do you give my son some chemical drink

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Speaker 2: or something. Him like, st you sound like a weird

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Speaker 2: meathead dude.

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Speaker 1: What is chemistry experiment? I was showing the kids how

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Speaker 1: like different pre workouts can interact with the body, you know,

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Speaker 1: so I was like having them trial.

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Speaker 2: Are you're kidding me right now? Did you give my

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Speaker 2: son some sort of chemical drink?

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Speaker 3: No?

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Speaker 2: Then what is going on? I'm going to march down

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Speaker 2: there right now and talk to the principal and get

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Speaker 2: your fire because you are causing me to be very

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Speaker 2: freaked out right now.

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Speaker 1: Okay, so no chemicals, right, Just see four pre workout

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Speaker 1: mister hyden nitro x total War, which is a good one.

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Speaker 1: I liked that one a lot. And then it was like,

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Speaker 1: after the woke.

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Speaker 2: Af now you're telling me you're giving our kids some

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Speaker 2: sort of chemical without parental permission.

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Speaker 1: Job all, like I did it in the name of skiance.

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Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying, in the name of Europe.

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Speaker 2: Idiot. You are an idiot. I'm gonna hang up on

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Speaker 2: you right now and I'm going to mark down to

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Speaker 2: that school and I'm going to teach you how to

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Speaker 2: be a normal human being.

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Speaker 1: Weirdo, Chelsea, this is actually jubil from the Jubil Show

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Speaker 1: doing a phone prank on you and your husband.

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Speaker 3: Ralis set you up a sudden in sixth grade. I

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Speaker 3: just wanted me to mess with you.

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Speaker 2: I was freaking out.

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Speaker 1: Don't worry, he's not eating everything or had any prework out.

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Speaker 2: Wake up every morning with Jubile phone pranks