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Speaker 1: Welcome to the very first episode of Will You Accept This?
Speaker 1: Rose Mark Rivers? You did it again? Happy anniversary everybody,
Speaker 1: We're two. Why just worn't you? Oh it's terrible too,
Speaker 1: my you know what, Dean will not stop texting me.
Speaker 1: It's just a flurry of dick picks. Hi. My mom
Speaker 1: is Arta Marine. I am the host of this Mary
Speaker 1: Mary Ship show. I am so excited to be bringing
Speaker 1: in the new year with all of my favorite lovers.
Speaker 1: To my left is my platonic lover. Um. I can't
Speaker 1: call you my best friend because I'm trying to force
Speaker 1: my best friend's status on paget who but she's not
Speaker 1: accepting it. I'll take it. Will you accept my best friend? Stars?
Speaker 1: Very excited to be here, Aaron. I was so excited
Speaker 1: to run into you in person, like two days ago
Speaker 1: in lost hungless year days last year. It's it's a fun,
Speaker 1: stupid joke. Last year, yere we hung out last year.
Speaker 1: This is my intervention. I showered today. I don't know
Speaker 1: about you, guys. Do you start to row in the towel?
Speaker 1: I got by the by the end of the holiday, no,
Speaker 1: I have to. I was like, I'm gonna start showering again.
Speaker 1: By the end of the holiday, I get real sweatpantsy
Speaker 1: and I get sort of I get anxious that structure
Speaker 1: is coming back into my life. And I got to
Speaker 1: show up for ship and I really get a little
Speaker 1: like fourteen days of dry shampoo. Yeah, I don't do
Speaker 1: well without structures. And I was like, I'm gonna, I'm gonna.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna start writing. And then I was like, little football,
Speaker 1: try to lower the bar. But boy, do I need
Speaker 1: a schedule? And we all he pants on every day.
Speaker 1: I put real pants on today, I with buttons, and
Speaker 1: I was like, oh, tirt in her matumdum. These are
Speaker 1: not like the pajamas I've been wearing for the last
Speaker 1: fourteen days. To my right, God, a handsome son of
Speaker 1: a guy, my best friend. I'm right here, my best friend. Unbelievable.
Speaker 1: He is manly enough to be the Bachelor of the
Speaker 1: You're not just twenty seventeen, which was such a hard
Speaker 1: year for everybody. So we need to have a fun
Speaker 1: year to have you be Bachelor of the Year ten,
Speaker 1: Mr Robert Benedetto. So you also throw in the towel
Speaker 1: for yourself. Yeah, I last night I showered in. It
Speaker 1: was the first time I showered yeah, in like a
Speaker 1: few days. And if it was just like that, it
Speaker 1: was like yeah, yeah, structure, Yeah, anything goes in. This morning,
Speaker 1: I was a bit to pass because I realized I
Speaker 1: had to sort of get back in the game. This
Speaker 1: was jumped out of bed for structure this morning. I
Speaker 1: will be honest, This was the perfect way to re
Speaker 1: enter the world because, um, I did feel anxious having
Speaker 1: to put on pants with buttons. I haven't washed my
Speaker 1: hair in a couple of days. I do have you
Speaker 1: always look good. They don't touch my hair. I look good.
Speaker 1: I've never used it. I'm not going to stop. You
Speaker 1: know what, I might make you touch it when I
Speaker 1: share a room and Stan Francisco. Okay, Sunday, I get
Speaker 1: the date wrong. Katie, Miss Katie Levine in the corner,
Speaker 1: my human anker bell and Scout is here. Um, Katie.
Speaker 1: I get this. First of all, how are you, miss Katie?
Speaker 1: Katie just said something. I am great. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: what did you do for the holidays? You've got a
Speaker 1: pep in your step. Honestly, my holiday is kind of sucked,
Speaker 1: but it was fine. Okay, Anna, Anna, Hi, miss Anna,
Speaker 1: how are you already tired from? I like this. Anna.
Speaker 1: She looks like she's got sexy hair, like she's just
Speaker 1: woken up after you actually look like you just woked up.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, New Year's Eve somewhere. Yeah, hammered. Yeah.
Speaker 1: And Katie gros both brought their lovers to my holiday party,
Speaker 1: and boy did I like both of them. Both of
Speaker 1: them were good lovers, good lovers, good lovers. Um speaking
Speaker 1: of good lovers, I speaking of good lovers. Okay, So
Speaker 1: I know Katie did say something to me which was exciting. Uh.
Speaker 1: I was saying, what accidentally racist thing did your relative
Speaker 1: to say over the holidays? And Katie said she comes
Speaker 1: from a very progressive family, which is so amazing that
Speaker 1: that exists. That you don't have any uncle or anybody
Speaker 1: that says something that makes you want to cringe. Now,
Speaker 1: I don't have a small family, but all of them
Speaker 1: are progressive as wow Anna, I love Dick Foley. Oh
Speaker 1: my god, God bless her. Even sweet Jeta Marine, who
Speaker 1: I know, is now listening. So I need to be careful.
Speaker 1: High I will say this. This is the one thing
Speaker 1: she said, and Mom, I called you out on this
Speaker 1: in person, so this is not telling tales out of school.
Speaker 1: We were going to my brother's in Brooklyn. We were
Speaker 1: in an Uber driving through China's house and no, I
Speaker 1: think she thought, she's now she's I feel like in
Speaker 1: the past, she said, like Oriental American, like trying to
Speaker 1: be like. But now she doesn't hit now, she said.
Speaker 1: But she did announce in the cab in front of
Speaker 1: the Uber driver the Chinese they don't care much for Christmas.
Speaker 1: First of all, you don't know that, Like, you don't
Speaker 1: know that for effect, Why are you announcing this? And
Speaker 1: just don't make generalizations. You could talk about the Norwegians.
Speaker 1: You are Norwegian. That is the only group you're allowed
Speaker 1: to say unless you like it was just like, oh man,
Speaker 1: that was that was actually not as bad as it
Speaker 1: could be, but it made me super parts. Yeah, I'm
Speaker 1: sure a lot of them, and it was she was
Speaker 1: it was anyway you don't even anyway, um Anna, did
Speaker 1: you have a nice holiday? I love the photo of
Speaker 1: the cooking in your kiss kitchen with your dad. Yeah,
Speaker 1: my dad actually did say he had to interact with
Speaker 1: the nice Oriental man. It's it's dad, My dad drops oriental,
Speaker 1: like god. My dad also asked me for phrases because
Speaker 1: he says things in a really like sweet way but wrong. Yeah.
Speaker 1: He's like, oh god, I've got this neighbor, Mike. He's great,
Speaker 1: poor Rican dude. Have you say, kissed my ass in Spanish? Okay,
Speaker 1: You're like all right? Because he's joking around with him
Speaker 1: and he wants to scream out the window based him coola.
Speaker 1: I was like, Dad, this isn't appropriate. Can you call
Speaker 1: another person and your daughter? Dude? That's I feel like
Speaker 1: that's half of for everybody in America. I feel like
Speaker 1: their holiday is half of shaking off like like oh no, no, no,
Speaker 1: stop talking to finish, put a period on your sentence, right,
Speaker 1: And he's trying to like it's funny to him. No,
Speaker 1: he's not racist. To him, he's like, no, I want
Speaker 1: to say, kiss master my neighbor in a fun way.
Speaker 1: But what going on anyway? But I'm just like stopping,
Speaker 1: dude before we get going. And this is where you're
Speaker 1: going to touch my hair. You guys, we're going on
Speaker 1: a fucking road trip together January sketch festmir PM. We
Speaker 1: are all gonna be at Cobb's Comedy Club. Please make
Speaker 1: it crowded so they invite us back, because otherwise peopleon't
Speaker 1: get to Bush. It's a big space San Francisco and
Speaker 1: it tickets are like twenty bucks. Will put them on
Speaker 1: our there on Facebook. Yes, there's a link on our
Speaker 1: Facebook page. It's gonna be It's gonna be me Paget,
Speaker 1: Bruce Starr. You guys know her, she's a Secretary of State.
Speaker 1: I love her. I know we all love her. I
Speaker 1: like to get real close to her face. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: she's so pretty. Aaron Foley. We have Rob Edity Bachelor
Speaker 1: of the Year traveling for the first time. I can't
Speaker 1: Everyone's creepy uncle Steve Heightener will be there, you guys,
Speaker 1: Anna and Katie are gonna be there. We also have
Speaker 1: Alex the Craziest. I thought that's what he's gonna wear,
Speaker 1: and I've recently captured flying in from the East Coast
Speaker 1: for us. I got alexis the Dolphins, Wish the Dolphins,
Speaker 1: or whenever she's coming. So you guys please come. Cobb's
Speaker 1: Comedy Club, San Francisco Sketch Fest four pm. No texting
Speaker 1: at the table, guys, four pm. Jan we go, because okay,
Speaker 1: here we go. First of all, you're in. We're in
Speaker 1: with Ari and uh ABC. They just re aired the
Speaker 1: same fucking thing that they aired in December. How boring
Speaker 1: was that this is a sneak peek of what you're
Speaker 1: gonna get when you watch the first episode. You know
Speaker 1: what I mean. But they should have said in December,
Speaker 1: this is the first episode. Here's the first episode of
Speaker 1: the first episode. He's definitely a horny guy, like I'm like,
Speaker 1: the general vibe I get is because his nemesis Jeff Holme,
Speaker 1: because Lorie Lorie is gonna be there in San Francisco.
Speaker 1: Paget Air nemesis Lori texted me last night that Jeff Holme,
Speaker 1: who won Emily Maynard season and was close with Ari,
Speaker 1: tweeted out last night that he would give anybody five
Speaker 1: thousand dollars to the charity of their choice if um
Speaker 1: Area last a year with whoever he picks. And then
Speaker 1: another guy that was on the season with Arid matched
Speaker 1: that said that they would also. I think he's a
Speaker 1: total poon burglar. That Jeff, he's a burglar. Yeah, he's
Speaker 1: a Poonberger. Never I have never heard poonburger. Oh an
Speaker 1: I made a whole flyer about the poon Burglar. Oh
Speaker 1: he's like the hammerger. I can't read. I apologie the
Speaker 1: tsunami of poon. My friend came up with a pun
Speaker 1: nanami ponami. Pretty good. So here we go. We are
Speaker 1: in you guys. Oh my god, I have a present
Speaker 1: for you because Anna got the hat. You can sew
Speaker 1: this on like a backpacker. A messenger bag is from
Speaker 1: one of our fans. It's the FBI thing. Oh my god.
Speaker 1: At the agents that listens to our podcast. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: go Bob Muller and have orange creeping cuffs for two.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna sew this right on. Bob Mueller loves our podcast,
Speaker 1: Yes he does. I emailed him and asked him if
Speaker 1: I could help. No return you guys, how can you
Speaker 1: how many real estate agents are looking for They're like,
Speaker 1: he's a real estate agent. You know what? Sexty to
Speaker 1: a real estate agent making love to oh the realistate agents.
Speaker 1: Every fucking person who came on, does any what is
Speaker 1: the percentage of people that want to date within their
Speaker 1: own career, especially if you're real estate agent. Dude, although
Speaker 1: my mom should have been on there. She likes our
Speaker 1: she's a real estate agent. Yeah, he'd like her. He
Speaker 1: would like her. Why wouldn't he? And uh, and there
Speaker 1: are a lot of Laura's, a lot of Lauren a
Speaker 1: lot of Laura's, and a lot of real estate agents?
Speaker 1: Are there two Britney's? They Brittany? And and how about
Speaker 1: am I jumping ahead ahead? The outfit? The lady was
Speaker 1: wearing a sell the home. Oh my god, let's start.
Speaker 1: Can you put some Well, that's why she's got five
Speaker 1: million dollars. She's like Ben Everyone the people that he
Speaker 1: was selling the home to, when they showed that he's
Speaker 1: a successful estate agent, did you notice that it was
Speaker 1: like a sixty five year old man and like a
Speaker 1: thirty year old woman. He was like, congratulate, welcome to
Speaker 1: scuts that's actually like a small spread for Scottsdale. Like
Speaker 1: that's nothing for Scottsdale. Okay, So he starts out a
Speaker 1: lot of race car puns. This is the most important
Speaker 1: race of my life. I don't think he actually races
Speaker 1: anymore anymore. And then it's like they're trying to make
Speaker 1: a real estate agent sexy. It is really what they
Speaker 1: are that like, he's dangerous in escrow takes those into
Speaker 1: spectermite inspections like a real dare checked underneath you Aga,
Speaker 1: he's looking under your hood and crawl under your at it.
Speaker 1: It does feel like he like he's been out in
Speaker 1: the world. He's like five years ago I fell in
Speaker 1: love with The Bachelor, which isn't that long, but like
Speaker 1: in Bachelor year was like like that's like fifty years ago,
Speaker 1: like it was a long time ago. Yeah, it does.
Speaker 1: It feels like it's been a while. I mean, his
Speaker 1: hair was dark. Somebody tweeted out that they were so
Speaker 1: distracted looking at him that he looked like he went
Speaker 1: to like the Halloween section at like a craft supply
Speaker 1: and bought like the gray old man hair spread just
Speaker 1: like gif him hair flocking, so he looked fancy. And
Speaker 1: then they bring in they dust off their only success story,
Speaker 1: Shan Low, and there's baby. They dust them off. I
Speaker 1: didn't appreciate that they acknowledged that they dust them off
Speaker 1: every time. I mean, I didn't watch Shawn Lowe season.
Speaker 1: Do we like Sean low Yeah, he's a good dude,
Speaker 1: and she was great. Yeah, he's just it feels like
Speaker 1: a little weekend of Bernie's you know what I mean,
Speaker 1: Like you're just like, okay, Sean lows back, Okay, prop
Speaker 1: them off, tell me how to deliver a rose. Everyone's like,
Speaker 1: we know how to. Like it was such a weird
Speaker 1: did you stand here you hug? I like, what did
Speaker 1: he say? It would be tasteful to hug? For two seconds?
Speaker 1: I was like, you're really religious? Like yeah, that's it
Speaker 1: felt It felt like when he said taste and I
Speaker 1: felt like he was being since it felt classy and
Speaker 1: respectful and also like so boring vanilla and like just
Speaker 1: just bend over once in your life. Get a little,
Speaker 1: get a little sweet freedom, get a little get a
Speaker 1: little taste of America. I want you back door. Actually
Speaker 1: so for he has seven kids and frozen the towel.
Speaker 1: He's working on it. So they started going. We watched
Speaker 1: the same fucking half hour we watched and pember mending.
Speaker 1: But my favorite part was when uh, well Ravens and
Speaker 1: Ravens like, you're you're so lackable. People got a lot
Speaker 1: because you're locked. Oh my god, they're great. They're at
Speaker 1: the Gray Swede Gray. What are the odds that the
Speaker 1: two like southern girls in Arkansas just are like good friends?
Speaker 1: I know, was that first that was? That was Raven
Speaker 1: Gray even it's like fifty fifty Swedes. That might need
Speaker 1: to be our name of her episode. It's a Gray.
Speaker 1: It's like, you know, they were like, you know, they
Speaker 1: were like America loved Raven, So let's get somebody looks
Speaker 1: just like Raven. But it's not a yeah, yes something
Speaker 1: that's that's something just a notch below Raven. You know,
Speaker 1: they're like, we were one that looks just like Raven. Yeah,
Speaker 1: she's very lockable. Well, going to wayne her Arkansas, you're
Speaker 1: still a lot. I like hunt. She my gun. I
Speaker 1: liked her like it was like handguns. It wasn't even
Speaker 1: out with the right. It was like dead animals around her.
Speaker 1: And she's like, we got time on her hands. And
Speaker 1: her dad was like, well he's a race car driver
Speaker 1: and he's a real urst. Out go get him. He's employed, right,
Speaker 1: that was his big thing. Licia has a job. I'm like,
Speaker 1: who's this ding dong bringing home? You know, think about it,
Speaker 1: think about like Nick didn't have a job, Like he's
Speaker 1: actually the first one that they've Actually they're so excited
Speaker 1: to prove me as a job. I don't think Ben
Speaker 1: had a job, no jobs, actually had a job. How
Speaker 1: did Ben do nothing? Nothing? They've done nothing. He's like
Speaker 1: a scripture collector on his ribs. His job was my
Speaker 1: parents own a lake house. My parents live in a
Speaker 1: retirement community and Florida. It's the same thing. So okay,
Speaker 1: so then they do so we start with okay, let's
Speaker 1: just cover it. I loved the preview. The first thing,
Speaker 1: like coming up, coming up, let's just say that the
Speaker 1: hair is down and the boobs are out. I was like, okay,
Speaker 1: let's get going show me boobs. You know what, every
Speaker 1: girl that came out of the limo had a perfect
Speaker 1: beachy wave. They had They whoever did the hair on
Speaker 1: all of them really nailed the beachy blowout. There's really
Speaker 1: good looking. They were cut in person and they were
Speaker 1: once again those they really do no justice in the
Speaker 1: photo galleries. No, they don't. Um. I love that. They
Speaker 1: must tell him, like between each person, say something kind
Speaker 1: of pause about your first question? Should they? So he
Speaker 1: was like, beautiful, It was like can't wait to I'd
Speaker 1: like to see them titties, straight teeth. I'm a I'm
Speaker 1: a realtor. If you had one degree and then say
Speaker 1: you want to put your face in their tips, I
Speaker 1: used to raise cars. Yeah, my mom's going to hate them?
Speaker 1: Is something? So Raven's friend is she? Did she really
Speaker 1: give him a little penis? Wait? Wait for it? There
Speaker 1: we go. We're starting out right first out of the
Speaker 1: gate our villain Chelsea from Portland's Mary. I love that
Speaker 1: she's a single mom. She's a single mom version of
Speaker 1: Olivia from Ben season, who also kind of looks like
Speaker 1: Lake Bell with a slight lip injection. She's got this
Speaker 1: slight plump. I think she ruined like Bell for me,
Speaker 1: like Bells my crush. No, I what I'm gonna say
Speaker 1: that I love to ring bells and likes that's like
Speaker 1: Bell is very beautiful and talented. Um. So Chelsea, Chelsea
Speaker 1: is such a bitch and I love my I'm sorry.
Speaker 1: I know we're cutting ahead, but when she ends with
Speaker 1: being a singer mother, I deserve more time. I'm not
Speaker 1: a bit I'm a mother mother. Dude. It's like, just
Speaker 1: because you could procreate, they're not mutually exclusive. So can
Speaker 1: we please discuss This is when I was like literally
Speaker 1: going eighty miles an hour here because I was like
Speaker 1: getting so fired up about like having a kid is
Speaker 1: not a mystery. It's not mysterious. It's a it's a
Speaker 1: do you think that's what he's going to be? Just
Speaker 1: important finds I'm a little mysterious, Like because you could
Speaker 1: you bang someone and you had a baby. That's that
Speaker 1: is literally had unpredicted sex. That is that. I mean,
Speaker 1: I love kids, but I'm saying that that is a
Speaker 1: lot that's not a mastery. Is like you know, I've
Speaker 1: got a I've got a double ass. I've got two asses.
Speaker 1: When you when you get when you get behind me,
Speaker 1: you're like, oh my god. The mystery. Yeah, not like
Speaker 1: I got fucking little Carolina running around who's like to
Speaker 1: throw up on your suit. And it's also having a
Speaker 1: shitty mom from Maine. I'm from northern New England. You
Speaker 1: have a ship ball with lip injections from Maine. They
Speaker 1: had to search far and wide for this asshole because
Speaker 1: it's like people from Man are pretty nice down to
Speaker 1: Earth already stuck. This is the one asshole in Maine
Speaker 1: they found, and they as it is the world's most
Speaker 1: disappointed me. I can't wait to see his face when
Speaker 1: he finds out her mystery. I love that. She also said,
Speaker 1: I know I'm mysterious. Anybody that calls themselves mysterious. He
Speaker 1: there were so many also. I mean not not to
Speaker 1: be like a disgusting dude here, but like she was
Speaker 1: sort of like Mariah Carey nineties trashy like like he
Speaker 1: was like with the low back and the bow on
Speaker 1: the bum, and he's like, I like that, Oh that mystery,
Speaker 1: Like there were some elegant ladies that were there. Has
Speaker 1: to say, oh, you're kind of mysterious, she says. She's like,
Speaker 1: you can't say you can't describe yourself as, oh, I'm mysterious, well,
Speaker 1: because then all the mysteries gone, you know what? But
Speaker 1: he Brian her Brian stuck his tongue in Rachel's throat
Speaker 1: and got the first rose and she did it to
Speaker 1: him like I think he like like him. Can we
Speaker 1: talk about the kissing. It's so gross, it's so hy.
Speaker 1: It's like lap, It's like a dog lapping milk orl
Speaker 1: like I literally hit the fast board button. It's really
Speaker 1: like no, I can't, I can't but he was kissing
Speaker 1: Emily against the wall. I know that was like the
Speaker 1: kiss that put him on the map. I was like, oh, yeah,
Speaker 1: we have to we have a season of Ari kissing.
Speaker 1: It's gonna be so gross. We watched Brian. If we
Speaker 1: made it to Brian, we can make it through our Anna.
Speaker 1: What did you think of last night? Oh? It was
Speaker 1: all the girls seem crazy to me, and I'm very excited. Yeah,
Speaker 1: are you just he seems so out of his league
Speaker 1: in a way. If we're He's like, yeah, I did
Speaker 1: get outside my pants. I agree with you. Even Becca
Speaker 1: is a bit crazy for sure. Okay, okay, wait, we'll
Speaker 1: get this your hair, she said, my pick? Do we
Speaker 1: know our picks? Okay, so the Real Turn Florida. We
Speaker 1: meet the Real Turn in Florida. She goes. We've got
Speaker 1: a lot of common I'm a realtor and I grew
Speaker 1: up around cars. You mean you live in amerr We
Speaker 1: all like you up in a car. I literally was
Speaker 1: like dard and I was laughing. So I was like,
Speaker 1: oh you your first car was a used Toyota. Okay,
Speaker 1: everyone grew up. We all grew up near car. Yeah,
Speaker 1: everyone grow every day. You're pretty much in a Yeah,
Speaker 1: I near cars, and I have a lot of think
Speaker 1: I grew up near streets. Yeah, we have a lot
Speaker 1: of Yeah. I also left my house when I was
Speaker 1: a little kid pretty much every day on a bike.
Speaker 1: I'm out doorsy. Oh you left your house? God? Alright, Okay,
Speaker 1: that maybe have Mickel twenty three, the photographer from Utah
Speaker 1: who ended up being kind of the driving up last,
Speaker 1: and that she got the race car. She pulled off
Speaker 1: the helmet, she shook her hair out, in her like
Speaker 1: in her like princess gown that she got. I thought
Speaker 1: it was a good entry. There was no there was
Speaker 1: no like. I did that because my dad was why
Speaker 1: get me a race car and show me how to
Speaker 1: drive it? Like she was back she wasn't even driving it, right,
Speaker 1: there was someone in the front. She wasn't driving it.
Speaker 1: She wasn't driving. She was in the back someone else. Yeah,
Speaker 1: Because I was like, oh, she's not even driving no
Speaker 1: race She could barely get in and probably took an
Speaker 1: hour to grease her into that. Her hair they did
Speaker 1: pick well of like who's going to have the most
Speaker 1: exciting hair. I loved the entrance and I loved how
Speaker 1: because quite honestly, this season, and the past few years
Speaker 1: the entrances have gotten creepy. We got Cupcake coming, there
Speaker 1: was like they didn't really make a fool of anyone,
Speaker 1: like it was. There was the girl with the mask
Speaker 1: who should have kept it on. I liked it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I know he needed to think that she was hiding
Speaker 1: maybe a little. I think it was Mark mask never
Speaker 1: I know. I think it was on too long because
Speaker 1: it was probably on for thirty six hours. She was.
Speaker 1: I thought he seemed intrigued by her when he saw
Speaker 1: the mask. I was like, Oh, he's into like s
Speaker 1: and am like he liked he liked that, he liked
Speaker 1: that mask. He was like, oh, you see her her
Speaker 1: career as an event designer. And then I started to
Speaker 1: think she only throws masquerades. That was like, oh, of
Speaker 1: course that we needed with the race car girl. We
Speaker 1: know the link. Yeah there was no link. Oh my god.
Speaker 1: I feel like she might have a like something going
Speaker 1: on with underneath her eyes. So let's just take a look,
Speaker 1: all right, all right, all right, I'm gonna look, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna look. I'm gonna give it to Anna to luck.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna give it to Anna to look. And yeah,
Speaker 1: a lot of real here you go, good luck. Okay,
Speaker 1: so then we have okay, So then we have candles
Speaker 1: into Taxidermy. She's got the ukulele. Here's the best song
Speaker 1: that has it beats James Taylor song I Love You Seal.
Speaker 1: She's singing to a stuff Seal. I loved every second.
Speaker 1: I love you Seal. You're my best friend. Will be
Speaker 1: together until my life ends because you're already dead. Taxidermy
Speaker 1: on this Journey of Lull. I thought it was my
Speaker 1: favorite moment of the show. And I was thrilled that
Speaker 1: she lived in l A because I was like, Arden
Speaker 1: is gonna get her. Yeah, we're gonna sit in this
Speaker 1: booth with oh my god, she's gonna we gotta make
Speaker 1: her a vision board of her second to bring bring
Speaker 1: one of her animals. When I saw l A, I
Speaker 1: was like, Arden will get her. We will hang out
Speaker 1: with Kendall. If we're hanging out with Dolphin. Dolphin is
Speaker 1: flying in from Jersey or New York. Should because we're
Speaker 1: coolest fun We're all gonna get stuffing dead animals. I
Speaker 1: want to be best friend with the candle um. So wait,
Speaker 1: so she does that, and then what was the other
Speaker 1: thing that happened right around there, like, oh, just one
Speaker 1: thing about the photographer and her photography makes me under
Speaker 1: the veil. And then she's like saying to the bride,
Speaker 1: I wish I had love. It's like the most passive crust.
Speaker 1: It's like your shitty sister giving a toast at the wedding.
Speaker 1: Her a fucking wedding photographer. Are you gonna use every
Speaker 1: single job to run? Then? How lonely you are? Touch
Speaker 1: his face? I wish someone touched my face. No one
Speaker 1: to hand down his pants. I wish I could slip
Speaker 1: my hand down. Brought I brought this white silk. Just
Speaker 1: put it over your head, overheads, just do it to
Speaker 1: get me an umbrella. Dude, I don't think he's really
Speaker 1: a wedding. Then we have Becca, the nanny who lets
Speaker 1: their fucking baby on that show. Do you think, like,
Speaker 1: whose baby was that that they let me on the show?
Speaker 1: On the nanny of a fifteen month old baby. Here's
Speaker 1: I thought about Becca. I wanted to I don't think
Speaker 1: she's really a nanny. I think she's an actress. Okaysinely,
Speaker 1: I literally was like, she's not a nanny, she's an actress.
Speaker 1: That's what I thought. Well, the thing is like in
Speaker 1: l A when I saw l A and she's so
Speaker 1: camera ready, she knows where the camera is. I don't
Speaker 1: find her on paper. I loved her, but I don't
Speaker 1: find her genuine at all. Everything that felt like it
Speaker 1: was stage being like the if you're a nanny in
Speaker 1: any other city, may be you're a nanny, but we're
Speaker 1: nanny in l A. You're an actress, you're an actress.
Speaker 1: And I just I didn't like her. I just felt
Speaker 1: her like so not genuine. All right, we're looking at
Speaker 1: photo of masquerade. What's the verdict, Rob, what's the verdict?
Speaker 1: Think she kind of has a dimple or something underneath
Speaker 1: one of her eyes. Rob's really going deep, deep deep,
Speaker 1: it's a shadow dimple. She's lovely, she's very pretty, little pretty.
Speaker 1: You're you're worried that you're going to get a five head.
Speaker 1: You can get the five head rebuttle like, I love, yes,
Speaker 1: I love you. Got worried if rated the five head
Speaker 1: about Rachel? Eddie started backtracking. He's like, she's got to
Speaker 1: bark busses underneath her eyes. What a dude, it's just
Speaker 1: blessed my exactly dimple face. Oh my god, actress. Yes,
Speaker 1: she's so actressy her outfit that fucking joker. What years this?
Speaker 1: It was like she was in the craft. She would
Speaker 1: have been killing it. It was like Drew Barrymore from
Speaker 1: when she danced on David Letterman's desk. You did last summer. Yes,
Speaker 1: rachel Leka, you like I like. I like these contestancies. Women,
Speaker 1: uh to like to be away from the entertainment world
Speaker 1: before we're all in it. We want like I want
Speaker 1: like a nurse from Illinois. She texted me. I, Um,
Speaker 1: but she when you see l A and they're finding
Speaker 1: the kid, You're like, oh, here we go. You know
Speaker 1: what I mean? It's like I want you to know.
Speaker 1: Side note, I was with people yesterday somebody being like,
Speaker 1: who would watch the Bachelor? Like, um, excuse me, Not
Speaker 1: only do I watch a Bachelor? I text with numerous
Speaker 1: like deep in deep in New Way Danielle. I just
Speaker 1: love Danielle, our friendship with Danielle. Just think all the
Speaker 1: people were going to be, all the bodybuilders were going
Speaker 1: to meet Anna. Um, I'm gonna have one of these
Speaker 1: real estate agents find me a little, little, little sweet
Speaker 1: place to live. In the National cru the conversation that
Speaker 1: they had that Becca the actress had far with him.
Speaker 1: That was very actressy too. Was all brought it back
Speaker 1: to herself. I didn't really want to know about him,
Speaker 1: just like I just did. Oh my god, Okay, let's
Speaker 1: talk for one second about that. So she goes, I
Speaker 1: may be young, but I can app Basically everyone called
Speaker 1: Ari old, like everyone was like for old guys kind
Speaker 1: of thirty six. I know in Bachelor Years, I mean,
Speaker 1: Nick was thirty six. It's just Peter and salt and pepper.
Speaker 1: Ladies would have driven over their grandmother's faces Peter like, oh,
Speaker 1: we thought we were getting Peter and like, who's this realtor.
Speaker 1: I know it's Peter Light. It's Peter Light. It's Raven
Speaker 1: and Jason and Peter Light. I wonder if they went
Speaker 1: with Ari because Peter and They're like, we need another
Speaker 1: salton pepper, we need a SALTI pepper. You know, if
Speaker 1: it was salt and pepper, Peter, who would have been
Speaker 1: so earnest and uncomfortable hot as fun. He's so fucking hot.
Speaker 1: I wish it was I would I would take Peter over.
Speaker 1: I wish it was not me personally for the show,
Speaker 1: and we discussed that conversation with that thing. Let's do that.
Speaker 1: So this was the worst conversation. When she goes when
Speaker 1: she goes, what makes you excited, and he goes excitement,
Speaker 1: and she even knew enough to go excited makes you excited?
Speaker 1: He goes like flight min and pizza, and I'm like,
Speaker 1: you're fucking not. And he's like, adrenaline, adrenaline, good food.
Speaker 1: He named two things, excitement and pizza. Excitement and pizza.
Speaker 1: But the question also was what makes you excited to
Speaker 1: be alive? Yeah, excitement, And he's like, I'm going to
Speaker 1: see you're excited, and I'm gonna raise you excitement. And
Speaker 1: then I'm going to say pizza, like a fucking five
Speaker 1: year old pizza, pizza stuff. I see in the room
Speaker 1: that car box that has otherwhere mask water sources. The
Speaker 1: potentials are fleet sixteen of you potatoes on a cold day.
Speaker 1: Uh yeah. And even that was like an x an
Speaker 1: acting exercise or something. She's like, there's something we did
Speaker 1: in class that a lot of what makes six point.
Speaker 1: She's gonna be like yellow leather, red leather, unique. Yes,
Speaker 1: she's again. I also think she has a little lip plump.
Speaker 1: I think a lot of the young gals. They have
Speaker 1: a lot of the young gals these days. They don't
Speaker 1: do it's not so, it's not like Lisa Rna. They
Speaker 1: do this like a little gent baby, like I'll just
Speaker 1: go look like a little baby, plump, little maybe four
Speaker 1: needles fell into my mouth. I was just sitting cereal
Speaker 1: and four needles. Maybe it's this needle cereal. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: it's so the Aptain plump. These early ones are so.
Speaker 1: The first person out of the car isn't the latex?
Speaker 1: Wait dress that dress and he goes, this is really
Speaker 1: starting off well like he was, like he just a
Speaker 1: latex and tips for my dick in that dress. Quick question?
Speaker 1: That was a woman. Beautiful. I check for a pulse
Speaker 1: even though it's not needed. Beautiful. So cute Renny walking
Speaker 1: into the house. Nice asshole, I mean as human female.
Speaker 1: I play r yea. Oh, then we have sweet Crystal.
Speaker 1: We need to get to an Alan on meeting Cline
Speaker 1: in this coach. So it's just her with an iPhone
Speaker 1: on a tripod, like you're gonna do it guy, Like
Speaker 1: this is like Sandy Bootcam. I wasn't planning on water exercises,
Speaker 1: but in the water, let me get into her sweet
Speaker 1: little studio apartment that has not been cleaned up. She's like,
Speaker 1: I helped the homeless, but was like, she just makes
Speaker 1: bag lunches and springs because her brothers was so sweet,
Speaker 1: like I just wanted to give her a hug and
Speaker 1: be like and send hera ham. And then her voice
Speaker 1: was so sweet and she was so sincere. She's not
Speaker 1: an actress. She's like, man, I can't that's good. Voice
Speaker 1: is a human opposite of her mind. It like cuts
Speaker 1: like a nigg She's like maybe a vampire than that.
Speaker 1: I think voices. Maybe she a brown kindness. What is happening?
Speaker 1: I think it was a little I was scared. It's
Speaker 1: just a little higher one Baggie's. But now I'm gonna
Speaker 1: give you exactly. And those guys weren't homeless. I was like,
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, we had a we had a putting grad. Yeah,
Speaker 1: they're like, alright, thanks cool. I guess they're like Brandon, Jim,
Speaker 1: can you uh just put down the gaff gaffing and
Speaker 1: go around that fence to pretend you're homeless. Felt really
Speaker 1: bad when she interrupted me. She had already gotten her
Speaker 1: one chance with him. I'm looking for my brother. Close
Speaker 1: your eye close your eye. Oh my god, that's right
Speaker 1: fast forward, and then afterwards he goes, I really needed
Speaker 1: that from that woman. Get that. What was she in
Speaker 1: the moment? Oh my god? That any we have to
Speaker 1: that I was. I was like, Okay, she's tortured, but
Speaker 1: she's so sweet and I'm cheering for to the end
Speaker 1: of the show where she's like the bad I know,
Speaker 1: and when Becca is like, you don't get a back back,
Speaker 1: you know, she's saying me to Crystal. Yeah, I was like, yeah, now,
Speaker 1: so Crystal, I don't know, like, yeah, maybe maybe this
Speaker 1: is the little doctor Jacklin. I got you, I got
Speaker 1: you to lun just take Oh my god, how do you?
Speaker 1: How do you come at Crystal? She's so sweet, but
Speaker 1: I'm saying at the end it looked like she was like, yeah,
Speaker 1: whose voice is incredibly lowers. She seems like a short
Speaker 1: woman and her voice Becca before he's just like my voice, Yeah,
Speaker 1: did you see this? Car? I also like classics, and
Speaker 1: by that I know I'm seventeen, but I like classics.
Speaker 1: I enjoy a Ham Sandwich. Ham's old right, old Ham.
Speaker 1: I enjoy old hair, like a fun one. The snatchelor
Speaker 1: gets better with he was also old I'm super young,
Speaker 1: but we can do this. Apparently Laurie, who's so deep
Speaker 1: in she knows everything. So Lorie listened to Fucking, which
Speaker 1: I tell her I don't want to know anything, but
Speaker 1: she listened to Reality Steve's podcast this week, and apparently
Speaker 1: Ari's ex girlfriend right before this, his last girlfriend. They
Speaker 1: met when she deemed him and she was a senior
Speaker 1: at like some college, and then they dated for like
Speaker 1: a year and a half because like, he's thirty six,
Speaker 1: thirty seven, you shouldn't be dating twenty one year old.
Speaker 1: She didn't have that many bad things to say about him,
Speaker 1: but it's likely. Okay, let's talk about let's talk about
Speaker 1: fifties wades of grace. So she gets out, She's like,
Speaker 1: I'm from Wiener, Arkansas. I'm a president for you. It's
Speaker 1: a little Wayner. Please tell me you don't already have
Speaker 1: a little Wayener. It made me sad for her that
Speaker 1: she had somebody talked to her. It was unfortunate. It
Speaker 1: was an unfortunate Can I make a prediction. At the
Speaker 1: very end, when we were doing scenes from Yeah, that
Speaker 1: guy whatever shows up Yeah as her girl. I think
Speaker 1: I think it's because he has the accent just teased
Speaker 1: through microphone and I packed she gets down to the
Speaker 1: last two and it's her. It has to be. It
Speaker 1: has to felt like. It felt like it was a
Speaker 1: Wiener ex boyfriend for sure. Who else would it be.
Speaker 1: There's nobody that that steep south. Yeah, I just because
Speaker 1: because I think she goes really far and I think
Speaker 1: that's the draw. They were smart and making every one
Speaker 1: looked like they got to a foreign country, because at
Speaker 1: first you're like, oh, there's bad guns, there's one of
Speaker 1: the lords. There's like and there's like, oh everybody somebody like.
Speaker 1: They also loved it when he was like, It's going
Speaker 1: to be a little different here because I'm in the
Speaker 1: driver's seat and they were like, oh god, oh my god,
Speaker 1: you by the way burn out my tire. There's something
Speaker 1: all the driving punts, the driving driving guys. Let's driving punts.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I let rob your steering wheel. Is
Speaker 1: that is that right? I don't know. How about the
Speaker 1: girl paddle me, peddle me so hard? Is that something?
Speaker 1: The girl who got the first kiss. I liked them
Speaker 1: racing the tiny cars. That was actually that was because
Speaker 1: she came and she's like, we kiss. It was very
Speaker 1: innocent and then girls are like kissing. They got crazy
Speaker 1: so fast, Oh my god, so fast, and I will go,
Speaker 1: I will cut you, and I will go and shove
Speaker 1: my entire face in his fucking mouth. It really, it
Speaker 1: just takes one ship ball, like because it seemed like
Speaker 1: the only one who was the clear ship ball was
Speaker 1: single Mom Olivia like Chelsea like it seemed like the
Speaker 1: other girls, it didn't seem like anybody came in like
Speaker 1: an asshole except for her Becca with the k shore.
Speaker 1: It was definitely instigating. She does that make you angry? Yeah?
Speaker 1: And she like Becca be the she's the girl who
Speaker 1: talks about the girl. You're right, and she went a
Speaker 1: right point, you're right. She went right to the girl
Speaker 1: who interrupted and was like, Chelsea was talking about you interrupted,
Speaker 1: and she immediately told her Chris Harrison's like, because she's seventeen,
Speaker 1: you guys, And that's when seventeen year old do Yeah.
Speaker 1: I was keep saying that because you're seventeen, Because you were.
Speaker 1: I got a pair of socks that said fight like
Speaker 1: a girl with a Rosie the Riveter for Christmas, and
Speaker 1: I thought like, oh mean and behind your backs like
Speaker 1: that at quiet, not straightforward, not up front, um, okay,
Speaker 1: let's see that. It's going to be like that the
Speaker 1: whole season. I think that's a really good point. She's
Speaker 1: just gonna go next to the couch and someone's crying,
Speaker 1: and she's just like, are you crying because that woman
Speaker 1: called you a big fat fucking and they're just going
Speaker 1: to be It's because she's so young, she's so yeah, right,
Speaker 1: she's right, because she's been like going through like Leslie
Speaker 1: Cohn acting school here because she's like, oh my god,
Speaker 1: I own a spray hand company. And as you can imagine,
Speaker 1: I see a lot of dicks and let's hope you
Speaker 1: are not one. Like there's like the whole amazing like
Speaker 1: like she could have ended on you can imagine, I
Speaker 1: see a lot of dicks, not let's hope you're not.
Speaker 1: She was such a train wreck. I loved every second
Speaker 1: of it. Her face was like a nude nylon, like
Speaker 1: a like a beige nude nylon. I was like, you
Speaker 1: have a head stalking on And then she's like I've
Speaker 1: seen a lot of it was like, yes, keep per
Speaker 1: seen a lot of cut, didn't she She did it point?
Speaker 1: You know, she was a mask. I haven't done a
Speaker 1: lot of that tanning. But guys walk in with their
Speaker 1: cocks out. What how could you see a lot of you?
Speaker 1: Do they get? They get like when you're somebody who's
Speaker 1: like on the Bachelor. I think they get sprayed from
Speaker 1: like tink to toe like I think. I think she
Speaker 1: says the whole thing. I think the whole thing. I
Speaker 1: think I think if you don't want anything over you,
Speaker 1: I think maybe maybe the tippitty tip, but that's about its.
Speaker 1: Two people's balls get tanned. I think they sprayed the
Speaker 1: whole shebay, so she wait, so she's spraying them. Yeah,
Speaker 1: she sprays them. Oh, I thought it was like a
Speaker 1: tanning bed. I've had to get sprayed for job. Things
Speaker 1: I wear like little like like caught. They give you
Speaker 1: like paper underweark because I am a pilgrim and I
Speaker 1: don't what to even see myself nude. So I've got
Speaker 1: I'm a lady. I take a lot of grody guys,
Speaker 1: and I think they really get it. I mean, I'm
Speaker 1: only doing it because I'm like playing a tanning salon
Speaker 1: on her. Yeah, some in there get question. Was the
Speaker 1: taxidermy lady? This same one who gave the foot rub,
Speaker 1: who gave the foot run Janna. Who's Jenna? Jenna gave
Speaker 1: the foot rub all over the place? Did she last?
Speaker 1: Did she get cut? Or did she like the blue dress?
Speaker 1: She had the blue dress with a bow right here.
Speaker 1: It's like, that's the other that's one of the Lauren's. Okay, um,
Speaker 1: yeah she was. I loved her. Her head might spen
Speaker 1: all around. I like that he could have. When she's like,
Speaker 1: I get free spot treams and restaurant things, he was like,
Speaker 1: I make balloon and a social media He couldn't figure
Speaker 1: out what she did. Yeah, he couldn't figure out her job.
Speaker 1: I thought my Lauren, the social media star was going
Speaker 1: to get farther. Wait, oh wait, I forgot about her picks?
Speaker 1: Do we have them? Oh my god? Here we go. Okay, um,
Speaker 1: I'm not Chelsea. I'm not competitive by nature. This is
Speaker 1: the single mom. But when I see something, I want
Speaker 1: to go after it. She's the worst. Okay, so you're
Speaker 1: competitive by name. I picked Jenny. Who's Jenny? Oh my god,
Speaker 1: I don't know who Jenny is or was it Jenna?
Speaker 1: Was it Jenna? There was definitely a Jenny because whatever,
Speaker 1: I'll have to la and Becca. Okay, all right. I
Speaker 1: loved Chelsea's kiss with her disgusting tongue. I think my
Speaker 1: job is done, and hopefully he'll be able to carry
Speaker 1: out his job. And he did, and he did, he did,
Speaker 1: he did. She she won the battle. She's not gonna eat.
Speaker 1: She looks really trapped, like she looks like nothing's off limits,
Speaker 1: everything's all avenues are like. I think he just he's
Speaker 1: a really horny guy who's not looking for a wife,
Speaker 1: who just first thinks if he just dated a college senior.
Speaker 1: I think he's like, oh, she'll do anything. And she's
Speaker 1: still mysterious because she said she mysterious. She was mysterious. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't. I didn't get that. I felt like I
Speaker 1: got him. I feel like, Okay, I get you, Ari,
Speaker 1: I feel like we could. What do you get? What
Speaker 1: do you get? I really I always liked in the
Speaker 1: other season me too, And I always felt like he
Speaker 1: is what the women are saying about him. And he
Speaker 1: seems like a dude, the normal guy. Doesn't seem like
Speaker 1: a douche bag. Don't think he's been swimming in a
Speaker 1: punami for the last I'm sure he has. He won
Speaker 1: to get married though. Yeah, I feel like he's genuine.
Speaker 1: He seems since a genuine to me, and if he
Speaker 1: gets to suck six girls along the way, so be it.
Speaker 1: Maybe yeah, he's also just a dude, you know. But
Speaker 1: I don't know. I felt like he was like a
Speaker 1: genuine guy who was attracted to people who are genuine, right,
Speaker 1: because he had a couple of conversations last night that
Speaker 1: were like real conversations, but like who he gave the
Speaker 1: first But then that happened. I was like, I don't
Speaker 1: know you. That's saying he's not hearing what we're hearing.
Speaker 1: He's not seeing what we're seeing. He's literally just seeing
Speaker 1: her to come up and say, hey, I'm as serious,
Speaker 1: like get to know you. They have some chemistry. She
Speaker 1: came back and caught him again the ego ego, ego,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean, He's not seeing anything, he's
Speaker 1: just seeing like like, hey, she's putting herself out there
Speaker 1: a whole bunch of vagina. Yeah yeah yeah, And so
Speaker 1: he saw her vagina twice and I think the first night,
Speaker 1: you don't know any of them. So if you're a
Speaker 1: dude and there's like twenty six hot ladies that were
Speaker 1: like oh well fuck, like like like maybe as you
Speaker 1: get to know them and you actually start falling like
Speaker 1: but like at first you can't ignore the guy instinct
Speaker 1: of like look at all the boo. I just I
Speaker 1: was thinking about. I was thinking about, like what if
Speaker 1: it's us right like you? I was like last night,
Speaker 1: I was like, Okay, if I had all these women,
Speaker 1: I would be I would be like losing my mind.
Speaker 1: I'd be like, oh my god, you're so hot. You're
Speaker 1: so hot, and first impression, like it happened so quickly,
Speaker 1: give it to someone obviously that you were immediately attracted,
Speaker 1: which and a little bit of like you'd hope a
Speaker 1: little bit of a personality or a fun moment or something,
Speaker 1: and all happened so quick. So she's he saw her twice. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he's not saying what we say like I like it.
Speaker 1: I didn't mind that for I mean, you know, it's
Speaker 1: also just set up edited for us to be like
Speaker 1: I can't believe he did it. But she played it
Speaker 1: really well. She did. I mean, she's a monster but manipulative,
Speaker 1: and I feel bad for that kid. No job. I
Speaker 1: just was like, I can't believe you're I can't believe
Speaker 1: you're the villain and you're the only mall from Maine
Speaker 1: from the main. The only Main is like the sweet
Speaker 1: beautiful little tower they found the only ship mall in May. Okay, yeah, job, job,
Speaker 1: job Ellen. You really nailed it, you guys, I needed
Speaker 1: Can we just get the girl with the dead dad?
Speaker 1: She first of all, she looked like she was forty.
Speaker 1: She didn't look like she was twenty six. Katie's nodding, Katie,
Speaker 1: did anybody we were like familiar? She said she did
Speaker 1: TV journal she was six, and it's like, look, I
Speaker 1: just felt like when she was like my dad met him,
Speaker 1: it was like, oh my god, oh you're so raw. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm sure your dad met lots of people, like maybe
Speaker 1: like maybe you could marry somebody you went to high
Speaker 1: school with. He's not the only man your dad's ever met.
Speaker 1: It's okay, she had she had like like I liked her.
Speaker 1: I was surprised she got a cut. But then the
Speaker 1: postgame commentary, I was like, she's got like a little
Speaker 1: stage three I know, And it was really like it
Speaker 1: was a little crazy, like, no, this is the guy
Speaker 1: because my dad, I'm sure already met him at an
Speaker 1: event once and he shook his hand in line like
Speaker 1: my dad met him, So this is the guy is like, oh,
Speaker 1: like a little hardos heartbreak, heartbreak. Do you see her?
Speaker 1: Like when when Cinderellas turned into a pumpkin. The sun's
Speaker 1: come up in Malibu and you're on that sprayed down
Speaker 1: rock out, that that transition where they're at where it's
Speaker 1: like quote unquote at night and now they're not hiding
Speaker 1: anymore that it's morning, and then they walk out in
Speaker 1: the morning. The girls like the drag it's so bad.
Speaker 1: I kept thinking back, and you got to pick the
Speaker 1: right shoes if you know you're gonna be in it
Speaker 1: till morning, slippers and sleep like be rested and ready
Speaker 1: to stay up all night. I don't even know how
Speaker 1: do you I just always look and I'm like, how
Speaker 1: do you pay for all those outfits? How do you
Speaker 1: pack those gowns? Where do you buy a gown? Where
Speaker 1: do you buy a gown? North from North from North
Speaker 1: from its gowns? Yeah, I felt you know some of them.
Speaker 1: You know, obviously this is a comedy podcast, but I did.
Speaker 1: I always feel bad for the first night cut. I know,
Speaker 1: because you're like, oh god, you're I know that girl,
Speaker 1: the girl with the Springtan company. I think when she
Speaker 1: was like my mom is like, this is your time.
Speaker 1: I was like, oh, that is your time to find
Speaker 1: love made me. But you can't go in and say
Speaker 1: I've seen a lot of dicks. That's kind of it's
Speaker 1: on her at some point you got you know, man
Speaker 1: in the mirror. Yeah, it's not her mom. You don't
Speaker 1: raise a daughter that's like, this is my line. And
Speaker 1: that the woman who was too thin, who needs to
Speaker 1: eat something, she she got cut to eat something. Right
Speaker 1: to the restaurant. Two ladies. I wanted to give hamburgers to.
Speaker 1: There's two women. There was one woman, long dark hair
Speaker 1: that was like Crystal Gaily that I wanted to be.
Speaker 1: I wanted to give her like a cheeseburger. Yeah you
Speaker 1: tell me because I'm a guy and I don't get it.
Speaker 1: But if you have a boob job, I say, you
Speaker 1: got to eat to support the bood job. Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 1: there's a few. There was a few proportions that were
Speaker 1: that were like that. I felt I had gotten more extreme.
Speaker 1: Between the filming of the package arrival at Mallow, I
Speaker 1: felt like me. I felt like maybe people were anxious
Speaker 1: and they've got picked and they had like six weeks
Speaker 1: to get prepped, and maybe yeah, yeah, pressure and women.
Speaker 1: I always look at that and I think I never
Speaker 1: have done well with competition, and like I would just
Speaker 1: feel I would do what Wells did on Joe Joe's
Speaker 1: season where we watched sweet Wells fold in on himself
Speaker 1: a little bit, like when he was like a bright
Speaker 1: light early on and then he's like he seemed to
Speaker 1: sort of um, I think he lost his confident remember
Speaker 1: like when kiss her. I think I would have had
Speaker 1: a similar trajectory where you would see some people that
Speaker 1: are so good, like Chelsea, like the alpha ladies that
Speaker 1: can just go in and be sexy and mysterious. So
Speaker 1: I would wilt. I would I would fold up my light,
Speaker 1: my lighthouse beacon would be done when there's there's like
Speaker 1: a ferroscity or competition or something that makes me feel uncomfortable.
Speaker 1: It doesn't like bring out the best I will. First
Speaker 1: of all, I'd probably be the one that drinking too
Speaker 1: many gin and tonics trying to make out with another contestant.
Speaker 1: But I don't, I can't, I can't. I know, I
Speaker 1: know the first contestant cut smoking weed in the back?
Speaker 1: Are you smoking? No? I don't know. The first year
Speaker 1: would not be the first they doesn't might be the
Speaker 1: first they hear what would you wear? Like? I look
Speaker 1: at that, I'm like, what do you pick? What would
Speaker 1: you wear? Anna? What would you go for? Um? Would
Speaker 1: you do a long or a short dress? Or a jumpsuit?
Speaker 1: A jumpsuit? No? No, no? Wear long? Probably long? Um?
Speaker 1: What color? Don't give up? I know I like idea.
Speaker 1: I want to buy you a jumpsuit, probably long and
Speaker 1: lace that goes all the way up. Very conservative but classy. Yeah, alright,
Speaker 1: what would you wear Katie? Long or short? You do short?
Speaker 1: You got those games? Katie the secret body? Yeah, I
Speaker 1: mean I probably I don't look I look weird. And
Speaker 1: long dress? Yeah, yeah, Katie's got a secret rocking body. Yeah,
Speaker 1: like this is what I wear. We'll get you in
Speaker 1: a nice a nice wrap dress. Yeah, I just hashtag
Speaker 1: meto Katie. You should wear what you wear now, but
Speaker 1: like you know a little with a little bling on it. Like,
Speaker 1: what would you wear? Air in a jumpsuit? I would
Speaker 1: wear a black um uh because I like my arm. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you've got a good tank, black boobs out. Yeah, you
Speaker 1: got correct some pockets and I would pick you in
Speaker 1: that black hie tops. Oh my god, you would get
Speaker 1: picked in that you need to because I would I
Speaker 1: don't feel confidently. I I mean, I can't. Skirts make
Speaker 1: me want to kill myself. Dresses I could rock a
Speaker 1: dress now and then on opening night. Want if you
Speaker 1: want to feel confident and comfortable? Yeah, yeah, yeah, So
Speaker 1: that's what I would wear. I think I would wear
Speaker 1: and it might probably be an error, but I feel
Speaker 1: like I might do some kind of a mullet dress
Speaker 1: to have, Like like I feel like I like, I
Speaker 1: look okay at a short dress, but that I fear
Speaker 1: I would do kind of growing Like I would be
Speaker 1: afraid just to commit to a mini dress so that
Speaker 1: i'd have something like a tail, like like an aggressive tail.
Speaker 1: I got flowing system behind me, make a panic of
Speaker 1: like not being able to commit, like just be like, hey,
Speaker 1: let's wear a mini dress like no, no, no no, I
Speaker 1: would have like a flowing tail. I think you should
Speaker 1: rock a flapper. I think you should go full flapper
Speaker 1: like I do this bob, how are these big tits?
Speaker 1: And like you're so cute? Need to waste and I
Speaker 1: need to pockets. I also have a rack, but I
Speaker 1: might put it at at pickle. I'm like, you know
Speaker 1: those are your little boobies a little pickle boo boobies
Speaker 1: might construct the weirdest mullet tail cake Ti ton titis
Speaker 1: short leg. You know what I have to do. I
Speaker 1: have to go gray gray. What would you wear? Would
Speaker 1: you wear your Canadian lumber outfit? Did you want to
Speaker 1: be the Canada Bachelor and go like up north and
Speaker 1: being you're like hot lumberjack jack like the cold so much?
Speaker 1: I don't think I'd like a well fitting like suit
Speaker 1: like little pocket square. Yeah, but then also converse, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm relatable. Play rock music, you guys, You guys, can
Speaker 1: we talk about San Francisco? What are you gonna word
Speaker 1: at Sanford Cis when we're that same outfit. I just
Speaker 1: described to get my fucking hands on a mullet. I
Speaker 1: am going to get my hands on a mullet. That
Speaker 1: would be a fucking word at San Francisco. Let's dress up.
Speaker 1: Let's dress up, dress up, let's dress up. Let's feel
Speaker 1: comfortable in classy. You guys better come so we look
Speaker 1: popular and not like like they bet on us, Like, yeah,
Speaker 1: you can have the biggest venue like nobody in games.
Speaker 1: It's gonna be great. Can we also do do a
Speaker 1: quick review of picks? If anybody's like losing their mind.
Speaker 1: I picked can someone tell me who Jenny? All my
Speaker 1: picks are Lauren G, Lauren Ass. I don't know. I
Speaker 1: think I picked the social media one. You picked Becca
Speaker 1: as the short hair. I pick Becca is my numery,
Speaker 1: he is the raven. I think you's go, oh yeah,
Speaker 1: I picked her third. Who's Lauren s um, let's see,
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, there's news. I picked her number one, and
Speaker 1: I have no recollection. Jenny. Here's Jenny. Here's Jenny. There's Jenny.
Speaker 1: She's cute, she's cute. I don't exactly remember her. Other
Speaker 1: people Lauren G. That's Lauren is the really pretty black
Speaker 1: woman right there? Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, I picked LAURRANGEI
Speaker 1: and Laurens. Who's Laurens? All right? So mine are all
Speaker 1: still in I don't think, I don't. I think the
Speaker 1: only one that really stands a chances Becca. Yeah. I
Speaker 1: think Lauren G goes far though. In the she's cute
Speaker 1: in the In the What's to Come, you see a
Speaker 1: lot of her. Um, Rob, you picked Crystal is crazy? Well,
Speaker 1: that's actually not that's not far off, you know, I mean,
Speaker 1: she's crazy adjacent, she's crazy crazy, I would say, unstable.
Speaker 1: She's cramazing you guys. Let's Marika the Girls a restaurant.
Speaker 1: You might be amazing. Definitely crazy, she's cramazing. She's the boxer.
Speaker 1: You love her boxing so vibes like Kardashian style. Yeah,
Speaker 1: she's the one who's mom like, keep cooking, mom, I
Speaker 1: own a restaurant with my mom. By the way, my
Speaker 1: mom owns a restaurant. Was literally cooking a cookie for
Speaker 1: a customer. She's so mom um. The mother was like,
Speaker 1: if you just like it, just meet someone, get the
Speaker 1: funk out of the kitchen. She seems very high. Yeah,
Speaker 1: can I tell you One of my favorite moments of
Speaker 1: the last night was when when like there were like
Speaker 1: three women of color that we're talking about have you
Speaker 1: ever had a racial dating a white guy before? And
Speaker 1: the fourth person in that conversation was the woman with
Speaker 1: the mask on it couldn't be whiter mask on that
Speaker 1: she refused to take keep it on. She kept it on,
Speaker 1: and they're like, what do you have you ever day?
Speaker 1: White guy? And she she's sort of just deer in
Speaker 1: the headlights, that sucking mask. And I was like, this
Speaker 1: is hilarious. Cut it on, you guys. I just want
Speaker 1: to say, I think that what do you have to say?
Speaker 1: I was just going to say. I wrote down two
Speaker 1: things that I found so funny. Um one where I
Speaker 1: forget who it was. She looks like she goes far.
Speaker 1: She's kind of a bitite woman with dark hair, and
Speaker 1: she's like, sorry, I don't mean to be therapizing you therapizing, therapizing.
Speaker 1: I'm surprised she made so you can't use the phrase therapizing.
Speaker 1: Taylor say therapize? Did Taylor say therapizing? Oh god, did
Speaker 1: Taylor start? And then pineapple is my safe word? That
Speaker 1: who said that cute black lady with the with the
Speaker 1: she puts the pineapple, he goes, guess what it is? Well,
Speaker 1: clearly safe word. I was. I was like, I want
Speaker 1: to be friends with her immediately. That made me laugh
Speaker 1: so hard, And he was I think he's a to
Speaker 1: s and M I really did she? I don't know
Speaker 1: which one was. I honestly don't know who who anybody is,
Speaker 1: but she I loved her. Did she make it? I
Speaker 1: don't know did she? I'm sure she didn't if anybody
Speaker 1: didn't for everybody's name, so the first episode, but I
Speaker 1: loved that put pineapple and that's my safe. My favorite
Speaker 1: part is when they go out to race those two
Speaker 1: small cars. The girl who's with him goes like, he's
Speaker 1: so attractive and I'm attracted to No one thought that's amazing.
Speaker 1: That's who I felt in Los Angeles for a little while.
Speaker 1: I remember thinking, am I ever going to be attracted
Speaker 1: to someone? And it took me a little while, Like
Speaker 1: did you ever get this? After show, someone will come
Speaker 1: up to you. I usually get it a lot because
Speaker 1: of lesbians, um, but they'll come up to me and go,
Speaker 1: oh my god, that was such a funny show. And
Speaker 1: I don't laugh. Yes, yeah, because you're you're marching and saving.
Speaker 1: Speaking of lesbians, the photo that is on directiving a
Speaker 1: photo of Ari on direct No, it makes it look
Speaker 1: like they put like the most beautiful lesbian women's studies
Speaker 1: this fucking photo. It's like, who's that beautiful lesbian women studying?
Speaker 1: Literally emailed I was like, can I get a copy
Speaker 1: of my new wife? It's like favorite class. That is
Speaker 1: so like, look at that beautiful. Shees it like Oberlin.
Speaker 1: She teaches women's son with a y Look at her.
Speaker 1: She's she's understood, she's just cool. She dated any label
Speaker 1: Witz for four years in the eighties and she's got
Speaker 1: her ruth and the entire house is yellow wallpaper. Dude
Speaker 1: number two, Anna, your logo for this year is so
Speaker 1: exciting you really it's us with the masks, with the
Speaker 1: ari and the mask. Look at it. We want to
Speaker 1: thank everybody all the like us on Facebook, like us
Speaker 1: on iTunes. Here's some comments and most recent comments. This
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Speaker 1: w y A t Are continue to do the Lord's
Speaker 1: work every season on The Bachelor, Bachelor a Bachelor Paradise.
Speaker 1: I danced with my cats in my arms to their
Speaker 1: most magical musical intro. Every time I listen to the
Speaker 1: podcast brilliant, witty, naughty, and so so much fun. I
Speaker 1: feel like a blessed female falcon with eyelash extensions wearing
Speaker 1: a cold shoulder romper every time I listened to the show.
Speaker 1: That is so all right, I'm gonna read one more.
Speaker 1: This is from December eight. This is from Dee de
Speaker 1: Harp Bachelor and Argentina five Stars. I'm an ex pat
Speaker 1: living in Argentina and it's hard to watch the Bachelor
Speaker 1: franchise done here. But I don't feel like I'm missing
Speaker 1: out at all because I still have Arten in the Gang.
Speaker 1: I'm podcast obsessed. But whenever there is a new week
Speaker 1: except this Rose in my Feet, I listened to it immediately.
Speaker 1: Thank you. Can I give a shout out. Here's my
Speaker 1: shout out to Uh, I hope by pronouncing your name right,
Speaker 1: Uh Nikki Lemeshka. She's hosting a bachel reviewing party immediately
Speaker 1: after the college footballball college football playoffs, so we can
Speaker 1: stay current for well you accept the throw deserves a
Speaker 1: go dogs on the podcast Aaron Folly, you can explain
Speaker 1: it to Arden. Georgia played Oklahoma, Nikki, I was watching,
Speaker 1: I was cheering for Georgia at screaming frantically, and then
Speaker 1: people wanted to stay and watch the second game, and
Speaker 1: I was like, everybody, get out. I got the batch.
Speaker 1: So we have the same night. Thank you for tweeting, Nikki,
Speaker 1: you rock, go Dog. Here's some one of our emails.
Speaker 1: You can email us at Rose podcast at gmail dot com.
Speaker 1: We got an email from Brittany Gallagher um so they
Speaker 1: she sent in her draft picks and she said, the
Speaker 1: holiday season really makes me remember what I'm thankful for,
Speaker 1: and this podcast is at the very top of the list.
Speaker 1: I love you all. Can't wait for the Kissing Bandit
Speaker 1: Slashpoon Burglar to make my vagina day. It's all season.
Speaker 1: Let jan you already begin? And shall we do the
Speaker 1: tweet of the weeks? Rob, do you want to read them? Sure?
Speaker 1: Anna picks him out, Anna picks them all out, Burglar, Burglars.
Speaker 1: Anna's getting this together. I was also thing last night
Speaker 1: that the first impression Rose like, now all he has
Speaker 1: to do is just bring it out and he's like, yeah,
Speaker 1: like it should be t M. It should be like
Speaker 1: you know what I mean, Like the first impression, Yeah,
Speaker 1: graphic that happens such a big deal and it matters
Speaker 1: so much moving forward, Like I was, the first impression
Speaker 1: Rose is such a big deal. I just want someone
Speaker 1: to be honest sometimes and just be like I'm gonna
Speaker 1: ship my pants about what when there's the first impression?
Speaker 1: Ros Like, oh god, I'm so I'm gonna ship myself.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I want that more than anything, Like
Speaker 1: just like the same sentences, like they kept looking at
Speaker 1: they walked in and they said hello to R and
Speaker 1: they're like, Okay, I'll talk to you inside. I'll see
Speaker 1: can find me different my magic rock. You'll find it
Speaker 1: in your pocket. You remember to come find me. It
Speaker 1: was it was a little bit too much of the
Speaker 1: same sentence, like mix it up. I just gave you
Speaker 1: hepatitis when you when you feel bad, come find me. Remember.
Speaker 1: I'll be in the corner getting absolutely shit faced. Based
Speaker 1: on nerves. I hope I don't see you inside. How
Speaker 1: many of them do you think panic can have to
Speaker 1: sneak off? And like diarrhea during the Nihil totally at
Speaker 1: least literally and five shooting. I don't think I would
Speaker 1: shoot the entire time I was in the house. I
Speaker 1: think it would be like I figured the whole thing
Speaker 1: last four days. That would be a long four days.
Speaker 1: I wish you could if I could just make it
Speaker 1: through that night one oh Anna, do you have new
Speaker 1: tattoos that I've never noticed? They're exciting, I've never noticed.
Speaker 1: I guess I wouldn't be the same thing. I've never noticed.
Speaker 1: I like them. She's got play him pause? Oh did
Speaker 1: you okay? Here we go, Here we go, Here we go,
Speaker 1: Here we go, Here we go, Here we go, here
Speaker 1: we go. We're pulling it up and here we go,
Speaker 1: rob get ready. Oh we're starting out with our best
Speaker 1: tweetereth that we missed your bone. You're back art Marine
Speaker 1: at Arden Marine Lauren is the third most common name
Speaker 1: in the house, right after realtor and the blond one
Speaker 1: solid solid swipe right. Yeah. Also from seth that He's
Speaker 1: on fire just once. I want to see Chris Harrison's toss.
Speaker 1: Chris Harrison tossed that first impression rose on the ground
Speaker 1: like a used Hamburger rapper. So thirty two women who
Speaker 1: haven't eaten in days turn on each other like a
Speaker 1: pack of wild dogs. Hashtag lord here in my prayer.
Speaker 1: That's a good hashtag at baseball one. Some lucky taco
Speaker 1: truck outside the mansion is about to be mobbed by
Speaker 1: a line of m queen's looking to eat their feelings.
Speaker 1: Broad daylight, walks of shame make a girl hangry. I
Speaker 1: like the hangary Yeah from Cheyenne Constant at Trixie Firecracker Becca,
Speaker 1: My cherry red mustang was the best. Michael hold my
Speaker 1: champagne glass. Michael was the one who came like, yeah,
Speaker 1: she came in the thing where she's like Beca' is like, oh,
Speaker 1: I'm coming in this nice car. Michael's like wait for it,
Speaker 1: like I'm coming in. I got I gotta, I got it.
Speaker 1: I got it, I got it, I got it, I
Speaker 1: gotta I got it, I got it. I got it.
Speaker 1: Also from Scheyenne constant At Trixie Firecracker. Of course, Chelsea
Speaker 1: is mysterious. Y'all just met like twenty seconds ago. That's
Speaker 1: a good solid. I want to read one from my Instagram.
Speaker 1: That's somebody and I'm gonna throw it in. This is
Speaker 1: somebody put on my instagram last because I put a
Speaker 1: thing of ari A. Somebody commented this morning, which I enjoyed.
Speaker 1: Um uh da da da da da. Okay, here we go.
Speaker 1: The comment is from um Ridato Wheeler. This single mom
Speaker 1: is so mysterious. I have a feeling ari will be
Speaker 1: bummed when he hears that her secret is that a
Speaker 1: baby came out of her vagina. True. Alright, so we
Speaker 1: have We're gonna vote, we have baby coming out of
Speaker 1: the vagina. We have Lauren third most common in the name,
Speaker 1: right after real term blonde. One. Uh just once Chris
Speaker 1: Harrison toss the first impression rose on the ground like
Speaker 1: a used hamburger rapper. Thirty two women haven't eaten a day,
Speaker 1: turning to the Lord here my prayer. So I'm gonna
Speaker 1: put that one in. I'm gonna put that one in
Speaker 1: the running Lord hear my prayer. Uh do you like
Speaker 1: Lord here in my prayer? Or the taco truck angry?
Speaker 1: I like taco trunk angry angry. Okay, So we're gonna
Speaker 1: have this one in. Some lucky taco truck outside the
Speaker 1: mansion is about to be mobbed by a line of
Speaker 1: prom queens looking to eat their feelings. Broad daylight walk
Speaker 1: to shame makes a girl angry, all right, And then
Speaker 1: I'm gonna put that one in and I'm gonna go.
Speaker 1: Of course, Chelsea is mysterious. You all just met like
Speaker 1: twenty seconds ago, Rob Hungry or twenty seconds ago, or
Speaker 1: or or baby mysterious, baby vagina, baby Vagina. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: go with baby vagina. I'm gonna go with twenty seconds ago. Okay, Um,
Speaker 1: I think I'm gonna go Taco tropical. Oh no, wait
Speaker 1: a minute, we might have to narrow that you too,
Speaker 1: just like the Georgia. Oklahoma, Okay, Katie, I like the
Speaker 1: twenty seconds ago. I could do twenty second twenty seconds ago. Alright, alright,
Speaker 1: so this one goes to Cheyenne Cons Okay, shy Anne
Speaker 1: Constant at Tricksie Firecracker. Of course, Chelsea is mysterious. You'll
Speaker 1: just met like twenty seconds ago, you guys. I think
Speaker 1: this is gonna be a really important year. It's going
Speaker 1: to be an important year, I said the art and
Speaker 1: before we started, I said, I the first hour last,
Speaker 1: and I was like, I don't think I'm into it anymore.
Speaker 1: And then the second hour I was and she was like,
Speaker 1: that's because you saw the first hour already last month
Speaker 1: when they aired it. Yeah, so true. I mean it
Speaker 1: was a real slow like what we've already broken this down,
Speaker 1: We can't go through all the talk about. I did
Speaker 1: errands and kept it on the background, and then I
Speaker 1: was like, oh now I'm in. Now I'm in. Well,
Speaker 1: you guys, best of luck to all of you. Any
Speaker 1: final thoughts. I am excited. I'm excited. I'm excited. I
Speaker 1: can't figure out if I'm excited to actually watch these
Speaker 1: episodes or just to see you here. All right, here
Speaker 1: we go. Alright, so we've agreed on fifties Waves of Gray. Absolutely,
Speaker 1: that was hilarious. Okay, well you made this Anna you
Speaker 1: made this year ago to oh one so good, It's
Speaker 1: really a music. This room, give me that fucking room
Speaker 1: there sounds like a room. Eddie Peppertone used to be
Speaker 1: on this podcast. Eddie watched an entire season from Atlanta,
Speaker 1: just angry, so angry, so angry. He needed he needed
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