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You accept this love 0:01:29.560 --> 0:01:33.600 making into your bones on very thing? Sure? Good about 0:01:33.680 --> 0:01:36.760 even years? Oh my god, I feel I like an 0:01:36.760 --> 0:01:44.720 odd or but ads up to eleven? Sure? Oh my god. 0:01:44.920 --> 0:01:48.960 Welcome to the very first episode of Will You Accept This? 0:01:49.160 --> 0:01:53.000 Rose Mark Rivers? You did it again? Happy anniversary everybody, 0:01:53.000 --> 0:01:58.560 We're two. Why just worn't you? Oh it's terrible too, 0:01:59.720 --> 0:02:06.720 my you know what, Dean will not stop texting me. 0:02:07.080 --> 0:02:09.720 It's just a flurry of dick picks. Hi. My mom 0:02:09.880 --> 0:02:13.320 is Arta Marine. I am the host of this Mary 0:02:13.520 --> 0:02:17.400 Mary Ship show. I am so excited to be bringing 0:02:17.440 --> 0:02:20.360 in the new year with all of my favorite lovers. 0:02:20.960 --> 0:02:26.160 To my left is my platonic lover. Um. I can't 0:02:26.160 --> 0:02:28.200 call you my best friend because I'm trying to force 0:02:28.280 --> 0:02:31.760 my best friend's status on paget who but she's not 0:02:32.000 --> 0:02:35.919 accepting it. I'll take it. Will you accept my best friend? Stars? 0:02:39.200 --> 0:02:41.920 Very excited to be here, Aaron. I was so excited 0:02:41.960 --> 0:02:46.000 to run into you in person, like two days ago 0:02:46.600 --> 0:02:50.960 in lost hungless year days last year. It's it's a fun, 0:02:51.040 --> 0:02:55.560 stupid joke. Last year, yere we hung out last year. 0:02:55.720 --> 0:02:58.720 This is my intervention. I showered today. I don't know 0:02:58.760 --> 0:03:00.920 about you, guys. Do you start to row in the towel? 0:03:01.040 --> 0:03:04.400 I got by the by the end of the holiday, no, 0:03:04.680 --> 0:03:06.840 I have to. I was like, I'm gonna start showering again. 0:03:07.000 --> 0:03:10.040 By the end of the holiday, I get real sweatpantsy 0:03:10.240 --> 0:03:13.240 and I get sort of I get anxious that structure 0:03:13.360 --> 0:03:15.280 is coming back into my life. And I got to 0:03:15.280 --> 0:03:18.120 show up for ship and I really get a little 0:03:18.240 --> 0:03:22.840 like fourteen days of dry shampoo. Yeah, I don't do 0:03:22.919 --> 0:03:25.360 well without structures. And I was like, I'm gonna, I'm gonna. 0:03:25.440 --> 0:03:28.560 I'm gonna start writing. And then I was like, little football, 0:03:29.200 --> 0:03:30.919 try to lower the bar. But boy, do I need 0:03:30.960 --> 0:03:34.520 a schedule? And we all he pants on every day. 0:03:34.560 --> 0:03:37.480 I put real pants on today, I with buttons, and 0:03:37.520 --> 0:03:45.120 I was like, oh, tirt in her matumdum. These are 0:03:45.160 --> 0:03:47.160 not like the pajamas I've been wearing for the last 0:03:47.160 --> 0:03:50.080 fourteen days. To my right, God, a handsome son of 0:03:50.120 --> 0:03:56.920 a guy, my best friend. I'm right here, my best friend. Unbelievable. 0:03:57.200 --> 0:03:59.880 He is manly enough to be the Bachelor of the 0:04:00.000 --> 0:04:02.720 You're not just twenty seventeen, which was such a hard 0:04:02.840 --> 0:04:06.760 year for everybody. So we need to have a fun 0:04:06.840 --> 0:04:10.280 year to have you be Bachelor of the Year ten, 0:04:10.400 --> 0:04:16.719 Mr Robert Benedetto. So you also throw in the towel 0:04:16.800 --> 0:04:18.800 for yourself. Yeah, I last night I showered in. It 0:04:18.880 --> 0:04:23.080 was the first time I showered yeah, in like a 0:04:23.160 --> 0:04:26.400 few days. And if it was just like that, it 0:04:26.440 --> 0:04:29.880 was like yeah, yeah, structure, Yeah, anything goes in. This morning, 0:04:29.880 --> 0:04:31.520 I was a bit to pass because I realized I 0:04:31.520 --> 0:04:33.320 had to sort of get back in the game. This 0:04:33.360 --> 0:04:35.880 was jumped out of bed for structure this morning. I 0:04:35.960 --> 0:04:38.320 will be honest, This was the perfect way to re 0:04:38.520 --> 0:04:43.080 enter the world because, um, I did feel anxious having 0:04:43.120 --> 0:04:45.760 to put on pants with buttons. I haven't washed my 0:04:45.760 --> 0:04:47.760 hair in a couple of days. I do have you 0:04:47.760 --> 0:04:50.680 always look good. They don't touch my hair. I look good. 0:04:50.720 --> 0:04:53.200 I've never used it. I'm not going to stop. You 0:04:53.240 --> 0:04:54.880 know what, I might make you touch it when I 0:04:55.000 --> 0:05:01.320 share a room and Stan Francisco. Okay, Sunday, I get 0:05:01.320 --> 0:05:04.520 the date wrong. Katie, Miss Katie Levine in the corner, 0:05:05.480 --> 0:05:09.760 my human anker bell and Scout is here. Um, Katie. 0:05:09.760 --> 0:05:12.720 I get this. First of all, how are you, miss Katie? 0:05:14.160 --> 0:05:17.920 Katie just said something. I am great. Oh my god, 0:05:18.080 --> 0:05:19.839 what did you do for the holidays? You've got a 0:05:19.839 --> 0:05:22.360 pep in your step. Honestly, my holiday is kind of sucked, 0:05:22.400 --> 0:05:29.599 but it was fine. Okay, Anna, Anna, Hi, miss Anna, 0:05:29.680 --> 0:05:34.200 how are you already tired from? I like this. Anna. 0:05:34.400 --> 0:05:37.680 She looks like she's got sexy hair, like she's just 0:05:37.760 --> 0:05:45.280 woken up after you actually look like you just woked up. 0:05:45.320 --> 0:05:50.000 Oh my god, New Year's Eve somewhere. Yeah, hammered. Yeah. 0:05:50.320 --> 0:05:55.000 And Katie gros both brought their lovers to my holiday party, 0:05:55.160 --> 0:05:57.640 and boy did I like both of them. Both of 0:05:57.640 --> 0:06:02.359 them were good lovers, good lovers, good lovers. Um speaking 0:06:02.360 --> 0:06:04.960 of good lovers, I speaking of good lovers. Okay, So 0:06:05.040 --> 0:06:09.000 I know Katie did say something to me which was exciting. Uh. 0:06:09.040 --> 0:06:12.680 I was saying, what accidentally racist thing did your relative 0:06:12.720 --> 0:06:14.880 to say over the holidays? And Katie said she comes 0:06:14.880 --> 0:06:18.280 from a very progressive family, which is so amazing that 0:06:18.279 --> 0:06:20.719 that exists. That you don't have any uncle or anybody 0:06:20.760 --> 0:06:22.800 that says something that makes you want to cringe. Now, 0:06:23.440 --> 0:06:25.800 I don't have a small family, but all of them 0:06:25.800 --> 0:06:31.400 are progressive as wow Anna, I love Dick Foley. Oh 0:06:31.440 --> 0:06:36.760 my god, God bless her. Even sweet Jeta Marine, who 0:06:36.800 --> 0:06:38.920 I know, is now listening. So I need to be careful. 0:06:39.000 --> 0:06:42.080 High I will say this. This is the one thing 0:06:42.120 --> 0:06:44.039 she said, and Mom, I called you out on this 0:06:44.080 --> 0:06:46.480 in person, so this is not telling tales out of school. 0:06:46.880 --> 0:06:49.000 We were going to my brother's in Brooklyn. We were 0:06:49.040 --> 0:06:54.599 in an Uber driving through China's house and no, I 0:06:54.600 --> 0:06:56.600 think she thought, she's now she's I feel like in 0:06:56.640 --> 0:06:59.200 the past, she said, like Oriental American, like trying to 0:06:59.240 --> 0:07:03.640 be like. But now she doesn't hit now, she said. 0:07:03.720 --> 0:07:06.480 But she did announce in the cab in front of 0:07:06.480 --> 0:07:10.040 the Uber driver the Chinese they don't care much for Christmas. 0:07:12.440 --> 0:07:14.920 First of all, you don't know that, Like, you don't 0:07:15.000 --> 0:07:18.120 know that for effect, Why are you announcing this? And 0:07:18.160 --> 0:07:21.800 just don't make generalizations. You could talk about the Norwegians. 0:07:21.920 --> 0:07:24.840 You are Norwegian. That is the only group you're allowed 0:07:24.920 --> 0:07:29.400 to say unless you like it was just like, oh man, 0:07:29.520 --> 0:07:32.000 that was that was actually not as bad as it 0:07:32.040 --> 0:07:38.000 could be, but it made me super parts. Yeah, I'm 0:07:38.040 --> 0:07:42.680 sure a lot of them, and it was she was 0:07:42.760 --> 0:07:45.760 it was anyway you don't even anyway, um Anna, did 0:07:45.800 --> 0:07:47.480 you have a nice holiday? I love the photo of 0:07:47.520 --> 0:07:50.480 the cooking in your kiss kitchen with your dad. Yeah, 0:07:50.520 --> 0:07:53.200 my dad actually did say he had to interact with 0:07:53.200 --> 0:07:59.200 the nice Oriental man. It's it's dad, My dad drops oriental, 0:07:59.360 --> 0:08:03.559 like god. My dad also asked me for phrases because 0:08:03.640 --> 0:08:07.239 he says things in a really like sweet way but wrong. Yeah. 0:08:07.400 --> 0:08:09.840 He's like, oh god, I've got this neighbor, Mike. He's great, 0:08:09.920 --> 0:08:13.960 poor Rican dude. Have you say, kissed my ass in Spanish? Okay, 0:08:14.560 --> 0:08:16.760 You're like all right? Because he's joking around with him 0:08:16.760 --> 0:08:19.400 and he wants to scream out the window based him coola. 0:08:19.800 --> 0:08:22.280 I was like, Dad, this isn't appropriate. Can you call 0:08:22.320 --> 0:08:25.520 another person and your daughter? Dude? That's I feel like 0:08:25.600 --> 0:08:28.320 that's half of for everybody in America. I feel like 0:08:28.360 --> 0:08:31.960 their holiday is half of shaking off like like oh no, no, no, 0:08:32.440 --> 0:08:35.160 stop talking to finish, put a period on your sentence, right, 0:08:35.400 --> 0:08:38.240 And he's trying to like it's funny to him. No, 0:08:38.360 --> 0:08:40.079 he's not racist. To him, he's like, no, I want 0:08:40.080 --> 0:08:42.000 to say, kiss master my neighbor in a fun way. 0:08:42.040 --> 0:08:46.360 But what going on anyway? But I'm just like stopping, 0:08:46.520 --> 0:08:50.160 dude before we get going. And this is where you're 0:08:50.160 --> 0:08:52.360 going to touch my hair. You guys, we're going on 0:08:52.440 --> 0:08:59.720 a fucking road trip together January sketch festmir PM. We 0:08:59.760 --> 0:09:02.719 are all gonna be at Cobb's Comedy Club. Please make 0:09:02.760 --> 0:09:05.520 it crowded so they invite us back, because otherwise peopleon't 0:09:05.520 --> 0:09:08.160 get to Bush. It's a big space San Francisco and 0:09:08.480 --> 0:09:10.200 it tickets are like twenty bucks. Will put them on 0:09:10.200 --> 0:09:12.560 our there on Facebook. Yes, there's a link on our 0:09:12.559 --> 0:09:17.520 Facebook page. It's gonna be It's gonna be me Paget, 0:09:17.640 --> 0:09:20.920 Bruce Starr. You guys know her, she's a Secretary of State. 0:09:21.160 --> 0:09:23.599 I love her. I know we all love her. I 0:09:23.720 --> 0:09:25.920 like to get real close to her face. Oh my god, 0:09:25.960 --> 0:09:30.920 she's so pretty. Aaron Foley. We have Rob Edity Bachelor 0:09:31.000 --> 0:09:33.439 of the Year traveling for the first time. I can't 0:09:34.000 --> 0:09:37.760 Everyone's creepy uncle Steve Heightener will be there, you guys, 0:09:37.840 --> 0:09:40.960 Anna and Katie are gonna be there. We also have 0:09:41.840 --> 0:09:46.559 Alex the Craziest. I thought that's what he's gonna wear, 0:09:46.760 --> 0:09:50.640 and I've recently captured flying in from the East Coast 0:09:50.679 --> 0:09:58.319 for us. I got alexis the Dolphins, Wish the Dolphins, 0:10:00.080 --> 0:10:06.440 or whenever she's coming. So you guys please come. Cobb's 0:10:06.480 --> 0:10:09.840 Comedy Club, San Francisco Sketch Fest four pm. No texting 0:10:09.880 --> 0:10:14.240 at the table, guys, four pm. Jan we go, because okay, 0:10:14.280 --> 0:10:17.520 here we go. First of all, you're in. We're in 0:10:17.679 --> 0:10:23.840 with Ari and uh ABC. They just re aired the 0:10:23.920 --> 0:10:27.560 same fucking thing that they aired in December. How boring 0:10:27.760 --> 0:10:30.520 was that this is a sneak peek of what you're 0:10:30.520 --> 0:10:32.760 gonna get when you watch the first episode. You know 0:10:32.800 --> 0:10:34.800 what I mean. But they should have said in December, 0:10:34.840 --> 0:10:38.599 this is the first episode. Here's the first episode of 0:10:38.640 --> 0:10:43.520 the first episode. He's definitely a horny guy, like I'm like, 0:10:43.559 --> 0:10:47.760 the general vibe I get is because his nemesis Jeff Holme, 0:10:47.800 --> 0:10:50.199 because Lorie Lorie is gonna be there in San Francisco. 0:10:50.720 --> 0:10:56.240 Paget Air nemesis Lori texted me last night that Jeff Holme, 0:10:56.320 --> 0:10:59.440 who won Emily Maynard season and was close with Ari, 0:11:00.080 --> 0:11:03.360 tweeted out last night that he would give anybody five 0:11:03.400 --> 0:11:07.200 thousand dollars to the charity of their choice if um 0:11:07.360 --> 0:11:09.679 Area last a year with whoever he picks. And then 0:11:09.760 --> 0:11:12.600 another guy that was on the season with Arid matched 0:11:12.679 --> 0:11:14.720 that said that they would also. I think he's a 0:11:14.760 --> 0:11:22.600 total poon burglar. That Jeff, he's a burglar. Yeah, he's 0:11:22.600 --> 0:11:26.720 a Poonberger. Never I have never heard poonburger. Oh an 0:11:26.880 --> 0:11:29.839 I made a whole flyer about the poon Burglar. Oh 0:11:30.200 --> 0:11:33.840 he's like the hammerger. I can't read. I apologie the 0:11:33.920 --> 0:11:36.600 tsunami of poon. My friend came up with a pun 0:11:36.679 --> 0:11:41.199 nanami ponami. Pretty good. So here we go. We are 0:11:41.280 --> 0:11:45.240 in you guys. Oh my god, I have a present 0:11:45.280 --> 0:11:47.640 for you because Anna got the hat. You can sew 0:11:47.679 --> 0:11:49.800 this on like a backpacker. A messenger bag is from 0:11:49.840 --> 0:11:52.840 one of our fans. It's the FBI thing. Oh my god. 0:11:53.200 --> 0:11:56.040 At the agents that listens to our podcast. Oh my god, 0:11:56.120 --> 0:11:59.880 go Bob Muller and have orange creeping cuffs for two. 0:12:01.440 --> 0:12:04.240 I'm gonna sew this right on. Bob Mueller loves our podcast, 0:12:04.320 --> 0:12:06.320 Yes he does. I emailed him and asked him if 0:12:06.360 --> 0:12:10.360 I could help. No return you guys, how can you 0:12:10.480 --> 0:12:12.920 how many real estate agents are looking for They're like, 0:12:12.960 --> 0:12:15.559 he's a real estate agent. You know what? Sexty to 0:12:15.600 --> 0:12:19.280 a real estate agent making love to oh the realistate agents. 0:12:19.720 --> 0:12:22.319 Every fucking person who came on, does any what is 0:12:22.320 --> 0:12:24.360 the percentage of people that want to date within their 0:12:24.400 --> 0:12:28.560 own career, especially if you're real estate agent. Dude, although 0:12:28.600 --> 0:12:30.880 my mom should have been on there. She likes our 0:12:31.240 --> 0:12:34.160 she's a real estate agent. Yeah, he'd like her. He 0:12:34.200 --> 0:12:37.320 would like her. Why wouldn't he? And uh, and there 0:12:37.360 --> 0:12:38.599 are a lot of Laura's, a lot of Lauren a 0:12:38.640 --> 0:12:40.600 lot of Laura's, and a lot of real estate agents? 0:12:40.679 --> 0:12:48.400 Are there two Britney's? They Brittany? And and how about 0:12:48.600 --> 0:12:51.800 am I jumping ahead ahead? The outfit? The lady was 0:12:51.840 --> 0:12:54.520 wearing a sell the home. Oh my god, let's start. 0:12:54.880 --> 0:12:57.560 Can you put some Well, that's why she's got five 0:12:57.600 --> 0:13:01.640 million dollars. She's like Ben Everyone the people that he 0:13:01.720 --> 0:13:03.560 was selling the home to, when they showed that he's 0:13:03.600 --> 0:13:05.800 a successful estate agent, did you notice that it was 0:13:05.840 --> 0:13:07.960 like a sixty five year old man and like a 0:13:08.000 --> 0:13:11.120 thirty year old woman. He was like, congratulate, welcome to 0:13:11.160 --> 0:13:16.080 scuts that's actually like a small spread for Scottsdale. Like 0:13:16.160 --> 0:13:19.800 that's nothing for Scottsdale. Okay, So he starts out a 0:13:19.960 --> 0:13:23.160 lot of race car puns. This is the most important 0:13:23.240 --> 0:13:26.240 race of my life. I don't think he actually races 0:13:27.080 --> 0:13:31.000 anymore anymore. And then it's like they're trying to make 0:13:31.040 --> 0:13:33.200 a real estate agent sexy. It is really what they 0:13:33.240 --> 0:13:39.439 are that like, he's dangerous in escrow takes those into 0:13:39.440 --> 0:13:44.440 spectermite inspections like a real dare checked underneath you Aga, 0:13:45.840 --> 0:13:50.880 he's looking under your hood and crawl under your at it. 0:13:50.880 --> 0:13:53.320 It does feel like he like he's been out in 0:13:53.320 --> 0:13:56.240 the world. He's like five years ago I fell in 0:13:56.320 --> 0:13:58.920 love with The Bachelor, which isn't that long, but like 0:13:59.000 --> 0:14:02.080 in Bachelor year was like like that's like fifty years ago, 0:14:02.240 --> 0:14:04.320 like it was a long time ago. Yeah, it does. 0:14:04.440 --> 0:14:07.400 It feels like it's been a while. I mean, his 0:14:07.559 --> 0:14:11.880 hair was dark. Somebody tweeted out that they were so 0:14:12.000 --> 0:14:14.200 distracted looking at him that he looked like he went 0:14:14.240 --> 0:14:17.760 to like the Halloween section at like a craft supply 0:14:17.880 --> 0:14:20.440 and bought like the gray old man hair spread just 0:14:20.840 --> 0:14:25.840 like gif him hair flocking, so he looked fancy. And 0:14:25.880 --> 0:14:29.280 then they bring in they dust off their only success story, 0:14:29.520 --> 0:14:33.360 Shan Low, and there's baby. They dust them off. I 0:14:33.400 --> 0:14:35.880 didn't appreciate that they acknowledged that they dust them off 0:14:35.920 --> 0:14:40.240 every time. I mean, I didn't watch Shawn Lowe season. 0:14:40.280 --> 0:14:42.400 Do we like Sean low Yeah, he's a good dude, 0:14:42.480 --> 0:14:47.800 and she was great. Yeah, he's just it feels like 0:14:47.840 --> 0:14:49.840 a little weekend of Bernie's you know what I mean, 0:14:49.960 --> 0:14:53.920 Like you're just like, okay, Sean lows back, Okay, prop 0:14:54.000 --> 0:14:57.320 them off, tell me how to deliver a rose. Everyone's like, 0:14:57.360 --> 0:15:00.760 we know how to. Like it was such a weird 0:15:00.080 --> 0:15:03.640 did you stand here you hug? I like, what did 0:15:03.680 --> 0:15:06.640 he say? It would be tasteful to hug? For two seconds? 0:15:06.720 --> 0:15:12.520 I was like, you're really religious? Like yeah, that's it 0:15:12.600 --> 0:15:14.760 felt It felt like when he said taste and I 0:15:14.760 --> 0:15:17.080 felt like he was being since it felt classy and 0:15:17.160 --> 0:15:22.600 respectful and also like so boring vanilla and like just 0:15:22.600 --> 0:15:25.720 just bend over once in your life. Get a little, 0:15:25.800 --> 0:15:29.240 get a little sweet freedom, get a little get a 0:15:29.240 --> 0:15:37.000 little taste of America. I want you back door. Actually 0:15:39.960 --> 0:15:42.120 so for he has seven kids and frozen the towel. 0:15:42.520 --> 0:15:45.400 He's working on it. So they started going. We watched 0:15:45.440 --> 0:15:48.360 the same fucking half hour we watched and pember mending. 0:15:48.440 --> 0:15:54.600 But my favorite part was when uh, well Ravens and 0:15:54.720 --> 0:15:58.400 Ravens like, you're you're so lackable. People got a lot 0:15:58.600 --> 0:16:00.880 because you're locked. Oh my god, they're great. They're at 0:16:00.880 --> 0:16:04.120 the Gray Swede Gray. What are the odds that the 0:16:04.160 --> 0:16:07.640 two like southern girls in Arkansas just are like good friends? 0:16:07.640 --> 0:16:12.640 I know, was that first that was? That was Raven 0:16:15.120 --> 0:16:24.520 Gray even it's like fifty fifty Swedes. That might need 0:16:24.560 --> 0:16:31.000 to be our name of her episode. It's a Gray. 0:16:31.200 --> 0:16:34.600 It's like, you know, they were like, you know, they 0:16:34.640 --> 0:16:38.440 were like America loved Raven, So let's get somebody looks 0:16:38.600 --> 0:16:46.600 just like Raven. But it's not a yeah, yes something 0:16:49.240 --> 0:16:55.320 that's that's something just a notch below Raven. You know, 0:16:55.360 --> 0:16:57.920 they're like, we were one that looks just like Raven. Yeah, 0:16:58.200 --> 0:17:01.840 she's very lockable. Well, going to wayne her Arkansas, you're 0:17:01.880 --> 0:17:04.639 still a lot. I like hunt. She my gun. I 0:17:04.680 --> 0:17:07.120 liked her like it was like handguns. It wasn't even 0:17:07.119 --> 0:17:13.199 out with the right. It was like dead animals around her. 0:17:13.200 --> 0:17:16.679 And she's like, we got time on her hands. And 0:17:16.720 --> 0:17:19.080 her dad was like, well he's a race car driver 0:17:19.480 --> 0:17:23.000 and he's a real urst. Out go get him. He's employed, right, 0:17:23.040 --> 0:17:25.000 that was his big thing. Licia has a job. I'm like, 0:17:25.040 --> 0:17:28.239 who's this ding dong bringing home? You know, think about it, 0:17:28.320 --> 0:17:31.560 think about like Nick didn't have a job, Like he's 0:17:31.560 --> 0:17:33.760 actually the first one that they've Actually they're so excited 0:17:33.800 --> 0:17:35.760 to prove me as a job. I don't think Ben 0:17:35.800 --> 0:17:40.080 had a job, no jobs, actually had a job. How 0:17:40.080 --> 0:17:44.040 did Ben do nothing? Nothing? They've done nothing. He's like 0:17:44.560 --> 0:17:49.600 a scripture collector on his ribs. His job was my 0:17:49.720 --> 0:17:55.679 parents own a lake house. My parents live in a 0:17:55.720 --> 0:18:02.080 retirement community and Florida. It's the same thing. So okay, 0:18:02.520 --> 0:18:05.880 so then they do so we start with okay, let's 0:18:05.880 --> 0:18:09.200 just cover it. I loved the preview. The first thing, 0:18:09.359 --> 0:18:12.399 like coming up, coming up, let's just say that the 0:18:12.520 --> 0:18:15.600 hair is down and the boobs are out. I was like, okay, 0:18:15.800 --> 0:18:19.720 let's get going show me boobs. You know what, every 0:18:20.000 --> 0:18:22.679 girl that came out of the limo had a perfect 0:18:22.840 --> 0:18:26.359 beachy wave. They had They whoever did the hair on 0:18:26.440 --> 0:18:31.680 all of them really nailed the beachy blowout. There's really 0:18:31.720 --> 0:18:33.960 good looking. They were cut in person and they were 0:18:34.400 --> 0:18:36.960 once again those they really do no justice in the 0:18:36.960 --> 0:18:40.160 photo galleries. No, they don't. Um. I love that. They 0:18:40.400 --> 0:18:43.240 must tell him, like between each person, say something kind 0:18:43.240 --> 0:18:45.399 of pause about your first question? Should they? So he 0:18:45.480 --> 0:18:54.240 was like, beautiful, It was like can't wait to I'd 0:18:54.280 --> 0:19:00.720 like to see them titties, straight teeth. I'm a I'm 0:19:00.720 --> 0:19:05.320 a realtor. If you had one degree and then say 0:19:05.359 --> 0:19:07.199 you want to put your face in their tips, I 0:19:07.280 --> 0:19:10.080 used to raise cars. Yeah, my mom's going to hate them? 0:19:10.800 --> 0:19:13.959 Is something? So Raven's friend is she? Did she really 0:19:14.000 --> 0:19:18.560 give him a little penis? Wait? Wait for it? There 0:19:18.560 --> 0:19:20.560 we go. We're starting out right first out of the 0:19:20.560 --> 0:19:25.960 gate our villain Chelsea from Portland's Mary. I love that 0:19:26.040 --> 0:19:28.800 she's a single mom. She's a single mom version of 0:19:28.800 --> 0:19:32.640 Olivia from Ben season, who also kind of looks like 0:19:33.600 --> 0:19:36.920 Lake Bell with a slight lip injection. She's got this 0:19:37.080 --> 0:19:40.359 slight plump. I think she ruined like Bell for me, 0:19:40.520 --> 0:19:48.640 like Bells my crush. No, I what I'm gonna say 0:19:50.640 --> 0:19:54.399 that I love to ring bells and likes that's like 0:19:54.520 --> 0:19:59.040 Bell is very beautiful and talented. Um. So Chelsea, Chelsea 0:20:00.560 --> 0:20:04.520 is such a bitch and I love my I'm sorry. 0:20:04.520 --> 0:20:07.160 I know we're cutting ahead, but when she ends with 0:20:07.760 --> 0:20:10.800 being a singer mother, I deserve more time. I'm not 0:20:10.880 --> 0:20:17.680 a bit I'm a mother mother. Dude. It's like, just 0:20:17.800 --> 0:20:21.560 because you could procreate, they're not mutually exclusive. So can 0:20:21.600 --> 0:20:23.840 we please discuss This is when I was like literally 0:20:23.840 --> 0:20:25.399 going eighty miles an hour here because I was like 0:20:25.400 --> 0:20:29.119 getting so fired up about like having a kid is 0:20:29.160 --> 0:20:34.920 not a mystery. It's not mysterious. It's a it's a 0:20:35.400 --> 0:20:38.720 do you think that's what he's going to be? Just 0:20:38.840 --> 0:20:43.200 important finds I'm a little mysterious, Like because you could 0:20:43.200 --> 0:20:45.560 you bang someone and you had a baby. That's that 0:20:45.760 --> 0:20:50.360 is literally had unpredicted sex. That is that. I mean, 0:20:51.160 --> 0:20:53.199 I love kids, but I'm saying that that is a 0:20:53.280 --> 0:20:57.000 lot that's not a mastery. Is like you know, I've 0:20:57.000 --> 0:21:01.320 got a I've got a double ass. I've got two asses. 0:21:01.560 --> 0:21:04.159 When you when you get when you get behind me, 0:21:04.240 --> 0:21:08.199 you're like, oh my god. The mystery. Yeah, not like 0:21:08.280 --> 0:21:11.639 I got fucking little Carolina running around who's like to 0:21:11.640 --> 0:21:14.040 throw up on your suit. And it's also having a 0:21:14.359 --> 0:21:18.280 shitty mom from Maine. I'm from northern New England. You 0:21:18.320 --> 0:21:21.400 have a ship ball with lip injections from Maine. They 0:21:21.440 --> 0:21:23.800 had to search far and wide for this asshole because 0:21:23.800 --> 0:21:25.800 it's like people from Man are pretty nice down to 0:21:25.800 --> 0:21:30.040 Earth already stuck. This is the one asshole in Maine 0:21:30.080 --> 0:21:33.680 they found, and they as it is the world's most 0:21:33.720 --> 0:21:36.200 disappointed me. I can't wait to see his face when 0:21:36.240 --> 0:21:45.880 he finds out her mystery. I love that. She also said, 0:21:45.920 --> 0:21:50.199 I know I'm mysterious. Anybody that calls themselves mysterious. He 0:21:52.160 --> 0:21:54.119 there were so many also. I mean not not to 0:21:54.160 --> 0:21:58.600 be like a disgusting dude here, but like she was 0:21:58.600 --> 0:22:01.639 sort of like Mariah Carey nineties trashy like like he 0:22:01.720 --> 0:22:03.480 was like with the low back and the bow on 0:22:03.560 --> 0:22:06.680 the bum, and he's like, I like that, Oh that mystery, 0:22:06.720 --> 0:22:09.760 Like there were some elegant ladies that were there. Has 0:22:09.840 --> 0:22:14.560 to say, oh, you're kind of mysterious, she says. She's like, 0:22:14.680 --> 0:22:19.520 you can't say you can't describe yourself as, oh, I'm mysterious, well, 0:22:19.800 --> 0:22:22.399 because then all the mysteries gone, you know what? But 0:22:22.480 --> 0:22:26.080 he Brian her Brian stuck his tongue in Rachel's throat 0:22:26.359 --> 0:22:28.879 and got the first rose and she did it to 0:22:29.000 --> 0:22:33.359 him like I think he like like him. Can we 0:22:33.400 --> 0:22:38.760 talk about the kissing. It's so gross, it's so hy. 0:22:38.920 --> 0:22:42.000 It's like lap, It's like a dog lapping milk orl 0:22:42.040 --> 0:22:45.480 like I literally hit the fast board button. It's really 0:22:45.520 --> 0:22:48.439 like no, I can't, I can't but he was kissing 0:22:48.440 --> 0:22:50.480 Emily against the wall. I know that was like the 0:22:50.560 --> 0:22:55.040 kiss that put him on the map. I was like, oh, yeah, 0:22:55.119 --> 0:22:57.280 we have to we have a season of Ari kissing. 0:22:57.320 --> 0:23:00.280 It's gonna be so gross. We watched Brian. If we 0:23:00.320 --> 0:23:03.680 made it to Brian, we can make it through our Anna. 0:23:03.720 --> 0:23:06.439 What did you think of last night? Oh? It was 0:23:07.480 --> 0:23:12.600 all the girls seem crazy to me, and I'm very excited. Yeah, 0:23:13.080 --> 0:23:16.320 are you just he seems so out of his league 0:23:16.320 --> 0:23:19.960 in a way. If we're He's like, yeah, I did 0:23:20.000 --> 0:23:27.159 get outside my pants. I agree with you. Even Becca 0:23:27.240 --> 0:23:31.760 is a bit crazy for sure. Okay, okay, wait, we'll 0:23:31.760 --> 0:23:33.560 get this your hair, she said, my pick? Do we 0:23:33.600 --> 0:23:37.280 know our picks? Okay, so the Real Turn Florida. We 0:23:37.320 --> 0:23:39.080 meet the Real Turn in Florida. She goes. We've got 0:23:39.080 --> 0:23:41.800 a lot of common I'm a realtor and I grew 0:23:41.920 --> 0:23:45.119 up around cars. You mean you live in amerr We 0:23:45.160 --> 0:23:47.639 all like you up in a car. I literally was 0:23:47.720 --> 0:23:50.239 like dard and I was laughing. So I was like, 0:23:50.240 --> 0:23:54.159 oh you your first car was a used Toyota. Okay, 0:23:54.160 --> 0:23:56.560 everyone grew up. We all grew up near car. Yeah, 0:23:56.760 --> 0:23:59.560 everyone grow every day. You're pretty much in a Yeah, 0:23:59.680 --> 0:24:05.119 I near cars, and I have a lot of think 0:24:05.520 --> 0:24:08.000 I grew up near streets. Yeah, we have a lot 0:24:08.000 --> 0:24:11.600 of Yeah. I also left my house when I was 0:24:11.640 --> 0:24:15.000 a little kid pretty much every day on a bike. 0:24:15.600 --> 0:24:18.960 I'm out doorsy. Oh you left your house? God? Alright, Okay, 0:24:19.080 --> 0:24:22.800 that maybe have Mickel twenty three, the photographer from Utah 0:24:23.080 --> 0:24:25.639 who ended up being kind of the driving up last, 0:24:25.920 --> 0:24:29.040 and that she got the race car. She pulled off 0:24:29.080 --> 0:24:32.960 the helmet, she shook her hair out, in her like 0:24:33.760 --> 0:24:37.400 in her like princess gown that she got. I thought 0:24:37.440 --> 0:24:40.200 it was a good entry. There was no there was 0:24:40.240 --> 0:24:43.640 no like. I did that because my dad was why 0:24:45.320 --> 0:24:46.760 get me a race car and show me how to 0:24:46.840 --> 0:24:49.679 drive it? Like she was back she wasn't even driving it, right, 0:24:49.680 --> 0:24:51.199 there was someone in the front. She wasn't driving it. 0:24:51.400 --> 0:24:55.119 She wasn't driving. She was in the back someone else. Yeah, 0:24:55.600 --> 0:24:58.160 Because I was like, oh, she's not even driving no 0:24:59.760 --> 0:25:01.639