Speaker 1: It's another jubile phone frames on the twenties.
Speaker 2: Fellow, are you ready for your renovation or what?
Speaker 1: What?
Speaker 3: Are you ready for your renovation?
Speaker 2: Sounds to me like you're ready to get ron ergized
Speaker 2: and be wrong stoppable.
Speaker 3: I love it.
Speaker 1: Oh, I think you must have the wrong number.
Speaker 3: No, Lily, Hey, is this silly? Oh?
Speaker 1: Yeah, this is she Hey, this.
Speaker 3: Is Ron Popular calling from fitness.
Speaker 1: Oh h Hi, what's your name again?
Speaker 2: Ron Popular? I'm the confidence coach here and you signed
Speaker 2: up for personal training because I understand part of your
Speaker 2: New Year's resolution is to get in better shape, and
Speaker 2: I am here to help give you some confidence.
Speaker 1: Did you say a confidence coach?
Speaker 2: That's right, Ron Popular, confidence coach. Along with the personal
Speaker 2: training you signed up for, you also got ron and
Speaker 2: I'm here to help you get some confidence so you
Speaker 2: can really wronker your goals.
Speaker 1: Is this late zumba or something like a type of
Speaker 1: workout or I guess I've just never heard of ron whatever.
Speaker 3: It's my own brand of confidence. Okay.
Speaker 2: No, we're going to meet three times a week, you
Speaker 2: and I for an hour to an hour and a
Speaker 2: half a day, so I can just go over with
Speaker 2: how things are going for you help you with your
Speaker 2: roncentration on your fitness goals. I'll give you a little wronspiration.
Speaker 3: I didn't really.
Speaker 1: Sign up for that, uh ronfidence, ron all those ron things,
Speaker 1: ron rebilities or whatever you were saying. Yeah, I'm just
Speaker 1: for like, you know, someone to make sure my form is.
Speaker 3: Good and well.
Speaker 2: I am here to help light a ron fire in
Speaker 2: you so that you can have some rongevity when you're
Speaker 2: in the gym, you know, because a lot of people
Speaker 2: fall off when they're trying to get their fitness goals.
Speaker 2: But I want you to have some rawngevity so you
Speaker 2: can stay in the game.
Speaker 1: I have a lot of a lot of ron you know.
Speaker 1: I think I'm probably it's cool with the personal trainer,
Speaker 1: Like thank you for reaching out, Like I'll let your
Speaker 1: bosses know, like you know you did your.
Speaker 3: Saying and like yeah, I think, yeah, what time do
Speaker 3: you start work today? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I started like thirty minutes, but I got I need beforehand.
Speaker 2: I'm media at the door. I'm gonna be shadowing you today.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna be shadowing you today while you work. I
Speaker 2: hope that's ron venient.
Speaker 1: Oh I mean I'm not coming into the gym, so
Speaker 1: like way.
Speaker 2: To start, I'm coming to your job and I'm going
Speaker 2: to shadow you just to see how you act in
Speaker 2: the office and help you, you know, make sure you've
Speaker 2: got confidence in all aspects of your life.
Speaker 1: Not allowed or appropriate. So no, no, that, Yeah, I'm great. Ron.
Speaker 1: Do you have a last thing popular? Your name is
Speaker 1: Ron Popular.
Speaker 3: It used to be mcguillicutty, but I changed my last
Speaker 3: name to.
Speaker 1: Popular legally or just for your stick.
Speaker 2: Legally, legally, I've changed my last name to Popular. So
Speaker 2: I'm Ron Popular confidence Coach, but I like to call
Speaker 2: it profidence because it's my own brand of confidence. And
Speaker 2: when I'm done with you, you're going to be Ron
Speaker 2: Vincible Lily.
Speaker 1: Okay, So I do not want the service, do not
Speaker 1: meet me at any door. And yeah, this is this
Speaker 1: is honestly very inappropriate.
Speaker 2: And I'm not okay with you already signed up for
Speaker 2: the confidence coaching aspect of your training journey.
Speaker 1: I definitely just signed it for personal training. And at
Speaker 1: this point I'm going to call your boss and just
Speaker 1: quit the gym. And I don't even know and all
Speaker 1: this Ron stuff like it's not good and there's not
Speaker 1: a lot of places who can go with it. All
Speaker 1: these you know, rongevities and things like, Okay, they're.
Speaker 2: Not so what I'm hearing from you is a whole
Speaker 2: lot of negative talk there. And what we're gonna do
Speaker 2: is we're gonna take that negative thinking and we're going
Speaker 2: to turn it into a ron seative that's positive, is
Speaker 2: what I mean by that.
Speaker 1: Okay, I am done with all this ron stuff. Can
Speaker 1: you connect me to your manager? I am hanceling my membership.
Speaker 2: Well I can't do that because this is actually Jubil
Speaker 2: from the Jubil Show doing a phone prank on you
Speaker 2: and your boyfriends say, you.
Speaker 3: Up, it's a joke. Is it a renault?
Speaker 2: Your boyfriend told us about you having a New Year's
Speaker 2: resolution to get in better shape at the gym, and
Speaker 2: he wanted to mess with you.
Speaker 1: I yeah, sure did mess with me. I don't ever
Speaker 1: want to go to a gym again.
Speaker 3: All right, Well, you have a frontastic day.
Speaker 1: Oh you have a fantastic day too.
Speaker 3: Wake up every morning with Jubile phone pranks.