WEBVTT - "Spellbound" Recap Season 5, Episode 17 0:00:19.720 --> 0:00:23.599 Hi baby, Hi, Hello, Look did you like the glasses. 0:00:23.720 --> 0:00:26.840 Let's face, I know I talk about your glasses, which 0:00:26.840 --> 0:00:28.000 are fashioning. 0:00:27.520 --> 0:00:30.360 About my glasses? Yeah, Jay, yeah, I don't. 0:00:30.480 --> 0:00:32.879 I don't need glasses, so they're not they have no 0:00:33.040 --> 0:00:36.080 sort yet yet, I know with forty five forty five. 0:00:36.360 --> 0:00:39.400 My dad just had his ninety first birthday yesterday and 0:00:39.440 --> 0:00:42.960 he does not wear glasses all the time. 0:00:43.360 --> 0:00:47.360 Wow, ninety one. Yeah, that's impressive. Yeah, that is very impressive. 0:00:47.400 --> 0:00:49.720 He's so he's walking around without cane. Now, he's got 0:00:49.720 --> 0:00:51.559 on some new medsine. He's killing it and he gave 0:00:51.640 --> 0:00:55.160 up using the cane. Couse. He's like, I'm fine, right, yeah, No, 0:00:55.240 --> 0:00:57.560 he's gonna be out there pulling weeds in no time. 0:00:57.920 --> 0:01:00.560 You are, your dad, Like you get injured, keep going. 0:01:00.640 --> 0:01:03.720 You know, you have to fix things. It's fine, hotel rooms, 0:01:03.720 --> 0:01:06.560 you got to fix the TV. You need a project, 0:01:06.560 --> 0:01:07.280 a flesh wound. 0:01:07.480 --> 0:01:12.400 Yeah yeah, but anyway, Uh, what were we talking about. 0:01:12.600 --> 0:01:15.520 We're talking about glasses, how you don't need you don't 0:01:15.560 --> 0:01:16.000 need them. 0:01:16.240 --> 0:01:17.360 But then it was just glaring. 0:01:17.760 --> 0:01:21.040 I put these on when I don't feel like, uh 0:01:21.360 --> 0:01:24.080 doing anything with my face, you know what I mean? 0:01:24.120 --> 0:01:26.160 Because they're kind of they're like, oh, look, it's kind 0:01:26.160 --> 0:01:32.000 of cute, but it doesn't look like my eyelash extensions 0:01:32.000 --> 0:01:33.640 have all fallen out and I have no makeup on, 0:01:33.720 --> 0:01:35.360 which is what's actually happening. 0:01:35.680 --> 0:01:36.240 You look great? 0:01:36.560 --> 0:01:38.680 You should you know, you should get her your Stephanie 0:01:38.720 --> 0:01:42.160 Tanner glasses, the hors Waldo you should. 0:01:41.880 --> 0:01:46.800 Waldos bringing them back? Yeah, oh man, that was a look. 0:01:46.840 --> 0:01:47.160 I should. 0:01:47.280 --> 0:01:50.040 I should wear those for Halloween. My hair up in 0:01:50.080 --> 0:01:51.920 a in a little side pony. 0:01:52.840 --> 0:01:54.520 We should dress as our characters and. 0:01:58.080 --> 0:01:58.480 Stupid? 0:01:59.120 --> 0:02:01.880 Can you dress up as each other's characters? 0:02:02.960 --> 0:02:07.720 I have some cos we're like, oh buddy, oh. 0:02:10.080 --> 0:02:12.280 This might be uh. 0:02:11.960 --> 0:02:16.720 This might be the continuation of our bridesmaids dresses. Secredity, 0:02:17.680 --> 0:02:20.960 you know, yes, because we're going to do still waiting, 0:02:21.040 --> 0:02:22.360 so we better start planning. 0:02:22.480 --> 0:02:24.799 I've gotta find uh wadle glasses. 0:02:25.120 --> 0:02:27.360 We gotta find Waldo glasses. We gotta find like I 0:02:27.400 --> 0:02:27.880 have I have. 0:02:30.120 --> 0:02:34.000 That's fine. Where the bacon and bacon, bacon and egg scarf? 0:02:34.080 --> 0:02:35.280 Okay scarves? 0:02:35.440 --> 0:02:38.080 So yeah, and it would be a hit or a miss, 0:02:38.160 --> 0:02:40.040 like either people would know exactly who we are or 0:02:40.040 --> 0:02:44.160 they'd be like, who are these forty women right? Training? 0:02:44.400 --> 0:02:48.520 Without children, just uh, we have. 0:02:48.880 --> 0:02:52.360 The I don't know, the reverse Benjamin Button disease or 0:02:52.360 --> 0:02:53.959 whatever it is. You know what I mean. We're Yeah, 0:02:54.080 --> 0:02:56.560 we're it's we're we're childlike on the inside. 0:02:56.680 --> 0:03:00.440 And yeah, I don't know. I mean maybe right, that's true. 0:03:00.840 --> 0:03:03.920 Someone's gonna go, oh my god, is this Stephanie and 0:03:04.560 --> 0:03:08.799 Kimmy dressed as Kimmy and Stephanie like or someone will 0:03:08.840 --> 0:03:10.880 be like, get off my lawn. 0:03:12.560 --> 0:03:16.360 We're calling the cops. Get off the lawn. Yes, you 0:03:16.400 --> 0:03:17.960 know what, It'll be fun either way. 0:03:18.240 --> 0:03:22.040 Yeah, because you make and we're dressed as each other 0:03:22.120 --> 0:03:24.680 for Halloween and have to answer questions, that'll make it 0:03:24.680 --> 0:03:25.160 even better. 0:03:25.520 --> 0:03:26.480 Oh, that'll make the news. 0:03:26.560 --> 0:03:28.639 Like me, like want to tell you right now, I'm 0:03:28.680 --> 0:03:30.400 running and I'm saying I'm Andrew Barber. 0:03:31.440 --> 0:03:31.880 That's it. 0:03:32.720 --> 0:03:34.760 I know how to forge your signature, like I have 0:03:34.920 --> 0:03:36.560 copies of your signature. 0:03:36.120 --> 0:03:36.560 On the file. 0:03:36.800 --> 0:03:40.600 Yeah, oh I never thought about that. Yeah, I forge 0:03:40.600 --> 0:03:43.800 your signature anytime because I have a digital copy. 0:03:44.040 --> 0:03:49.560 You know. Got some ideas for that. Yeah, I don't 0:03:49.560 --> 0:03:52.680 think we could use that to our advantage anyway. I 0:03:52.720 --> 0:03:56.560 think we may have hatched some sort of a ridiculous sygea. 0:03:56.960 --> 0:04:00.680 Yeah, well we've done Thanksgiving with the turkey. That's true, 0:04:00.720 --> 0:04:03.760 hand the turkeys, yep, in the thing in the thing 0:04:03.840 --> 0:04:04.720 in the bucket, in the. 0:04:06.360 --> 0:04:07.680 Cavity of the bird. 0:04:08.080 --> 0:04:12.600 Oh yeah, we drew lots of things from that cavity. 0:04:12.960 --> 0:04:13.280 Wow. 0:04:13.760 --> 0:04:16.120 And then uh, now we can tackle Halloween. 0:04:16.240 --> 0:04:16.640 Let's do it. 0:04:17.160 --> 0:04:20.760 Yeah, we'll think of something else for Christmas, for Hankah. 0:04:21.120 --> 0:04:23.080 You know, we can just hit all the holidays. Just 0:04:23.240 --> 0:04:23.919 be ridiculous. 0:04:23.920 --> 0:04:26.280 It's oh Arbor Day. I'm dressing as a tree. 0:04:26.480 --> 0:04:26.680 Yeah. 0:04:26.720 --> 0:04:29.320 Yeah, you can be a little acorn. It'll be really cute. 0:04:29.360 --> 0:04:32.040 It would be super cute because I'm shorter than you, 0:04:32.080 --> 0:04:33.000 so I would just hang. 0:04:32.880 --> 0:04:35.000 Yeah, yeah, just hang y. 0:04:35.200 --> 0:04:39.880 Yeah. We're coming up with outfits for the entire year. 0:04:40.800 --> 0:04:44.960 Oh my god, we need something to do. Let me 0:04:45.040 --> 0:04:48.560 something to do. Yeah, let's get a little this little 0:04:49.000 --> 0:04:51.680 she was asleep. This is we're calling her little. We 0:04:51.720 --> 0:04:51.960 don't know. 0:04:52.560 --> 0:04:55.279 For those of you that are just listening, which is everyone, 0:04:55.920 --> 0:04:58.040 she's holding up a small little white dog. 0:04:58.440 --> 0:05:01.520 But not she's cogsplane holly. 0:05:02.360 --> 0:05:06.320 But yeah, this is a stray that we found a 0:05:06.320 --> 0:05:08.559 few days ago. Actually, there were a lot of dogs 0:05:08.640 --> 0:05:12.240 dumped in my neighborhood. And we know this because we 0:05:12.320 --> 0:05:14.839 have like a neighborhood Facebook page that makes me sound sold. 0:05:14.880 --> 0:05:17.279 But like most neighborhoods, we have a Facebook page. And 0:05:17.320 --> 0:05:19.320 so Michael was on it and he's like, you know what, 0:05:19.400 --> 0:05:22.359 there's been a lot of lost dogs postage today, just 0:05:22.400 --> 0:05:25.160 in like the last three hours. And so we counted 0:05:25.160 --> 0:05:28.880 five dogs that were dumped around the same area one day, 0:05:29.000 --> 0:05:31.719 and not all the neighbors can keep the dogs, so 0:05:31.800 --> 0:05:34.080 we offered to foster one of them. 0:05:34.160 --> 0:05:36.840 And wait, wait, is someone out there stealing dogs and 0:05:36.880 --> 0:05:37.640 then dumping them? 0:05:37.680 --> 0:05:40.800 I'm confused, like a puppy mill or a but where 0:05:40.839 --> 0:05:44.159 are the lost dogs? She was? She was well she 0:05:44.279 --> 0:05:46.280 was lost or she's lost or astray. 0:05:46.360 --> 0:05:47.120 I don't know what the. 0:05:47.520 --> 0:05:49.880 Well lost and applies that someone is looking for her. 0:05:50.200 --> 0:05:52.239 I don't think so. She doesn't have a ship straight 0:05:53.400 --> 0:05:56.000 she was? I thought people were like putting up signs 0:05:56.160 --> 0:05:58.280 of lost dogs. And then all of a sudden, these 0:05:58.320 --> 0:06:02.360 dogs were reappearing at another location like they'd been abducted 0:06:02.839 --> 0:06:05.680 for some sort of strange thing and then brought back 0:06:05.760 --> 0:06:06.680 but just dumped. 0:06:06.960 --> 0:06:09.960 I was confused, No, no, no, okayse were these were well? 0:06:10.080 --> 0:06:13.160 The neighbors were posting about lost dogs, thinking maybe they 0:06:13.200 --> 0:06:15.320 do have an owner, but we quickly thought that they. 0:06:15.240 --> 0:06:18.119 Were posting like did anybody anyone dogs and dogs? 0:06:18.240 --> 0:06:19.240 I lost a dog? 0:06:19.320 --> 0:06:21.799 Okay, thanks Facebook. This is why this way we should 0:06:21.800 --> 0:06:23.960 never use Facebook. It's very confusing. 0:06:24.560 --> 0:06:29.040 Well, I mean it's it's it's the old it's the old, 0:06:29.080 --> 0:06:30.800 it's the old way. 0:06:30.800 --> 0:06:32.040 Facebook's noom, We were cool. 0:06:32.760 --> 0:06:35.280 Yeah, that's how you keep in touch with all your 0:06:35.760 --> 0:06:38.760 high school friends. Anyways, so yes, people were posting did 0:06:38.760 --> 0:06:41.200 anyone lose a dog? And then Michael was like, put 0:06:41.200 --> 0:06:43.320 two and two together, like all these dogs look the same. 0:06:43.920 --> 0:06:47.760 All of them are very matted and dirty and uncared for. 0:06:49.080 --> 0:06:51.360 And so yeah, so we took in this little one 0:06:51.400 --> 0:06:54.599 that we're calling little. She's mostly a terrier, but she's 0:06:54.600 --> 0:06:57.000 got some poodle in her. We think she's a low rider. 0:06:57.320 --> 0:06:59.160 So she's got those short legs and the long body. 0:06:59.279 --> 0:07:02.559 Little Oh so she maybe got some docks in dinner. Yeah, 0:07:02.640 --> 0:07:05.720 I think so. I don't really know, but yeah, the vet. 0:07:05.760 --> 0:07:06.440 We took her to the vet. 0:07:06.520 --> 0:07:09.200 She got her shots. So she's just some health issues 0:07:09.240 --> 0:07:12.400 that we're gonna try to resolve. And then and then 0:07:12.480 --> 0:07:15.240 we'll try to find a good family for her, so 0:07:16.080 --> 0:07:16.720 mate me keep her. 0:07:16.720 --> 0:07:19.040 I don't know. Yeah, I'm looking at you right now. 0:07:19.120 --> 0:07:21.360 I'm like, yeah, well I'm gonna go out. 0:07:21.200 --> 0:07:22.640 On a limb here and say you already found it. 0:07:22.680 --> 0:07:23.840 But that's I know. 0:07:24.200 --> 0:07:26.520 Well, it's it's too it's Michael and I like it's 0:07:26.560 --> 0:07:28.600 too soon, Like it's just too soon. 0:07:28.800 --> 0:07:30.320 We haven't well, but we're covered. 0:07:30.760 --> 0:07:30.920 Yeah. 0:07:31.000 --> 0:07:36.360 I feel like this is a nice I feel like, uh, 0:07:36.600 --> 0:07:38.400 Holly sent you a little friend to just keep your 0:07:38.440 --> 0:07:41.200 company for a little bit, to kind of. 0:07:41.880 --> 0:07:44.239 Just to feel my heart a little bit. Yeah. 0:07:44.320 --> 0:07:48.520 Yeah, and she yeah, she's part poodle, part terrier, and 0:07:48.600 --> 0:07:51.080 Michael's soul dog, Hank rest in peace. 0:07:51.160 --> 0:07:51.920 He was a terrier. 0:07:52.800 --> 0:07:56.200 Like She's like yeah, Holly, yeah, So like is that 0:07:56.280 --> 0:07:56.760 a sign? 0:07:57.080 --> 0:07:59.840 Yeah, she came a little showed up to just be 0:07:59.920 --> 0:08:01.560 like okay, okay. 0:08:01.880 --> 0:08:04.880 She's so sweet. She is so sweet. She's she really is. 0:08:04.960 --> 0:08:06.160 She's like holding aunt. 0:08:06.240 --> 0:08:09.280 She nuzzled In's neck and one little paw is like 0:08:09.360 --> 0:08:10.960 wrapped around Andrea's arm. 0:08:11.520 --> 0:08:12.440 It's doable. 0:08:12.720 --> 0:08:16.360 She's very she's very cuddly for like a stray dog 0:08:16.400 --> 0:08:19.000 that was abused. I thought she does. She is afraid 0:08:19.040 --> 0:08:21.840 of men though, Like she barked at Tate. She growled 0:08:21.840 --> 0:08:24.440 at Tate, and I thought it was just Tate. I'm like, yeah, 0:08:24.440 --> 0:08:27.400 you can make se go uneasy sometimes. But she barked 0:08:27.440 --> 0:08:29.920 at some other males too. With Michael, she's fine. But 0:08:30.560 --> 0:08:33.280 that's surprising because Michael is tall. I know, I thought 0:08:33.280 --> 0:08:36.600 she'd be afraid of him. But maybe because he was 0:08:36.640 --> 0:08:39.839 there when we picked her up, and yeah, maybe she 0:08:39.840 --> 0:08:42.000 feels a little more attached. 0:08:42.040 --> 0:08:42.520 I don't know. 0:08:42.840 --> 0:08:45.920 Yeah, but anyways, Yeah, so we have little for a 0:08:45.920 --> 0:08:48.840 little We have little for a little bit, okay, until 0:08:48.880 --> 0:08:49.480 she gets hurt. 0:08:49.480 --> 0:08:50.959 She's got to get more shots. 0:08:50.600 --> 0:08:53.680 And and she needs to be spade because she's not straight. 0:08:54.240 --> 0:08:56.280 So we'll do we'll take care of all that and 0:08:56.760 --> 0:08:59.200 we'll see where we are. But I'm like, after all that, 0:08:59.320 --> 0:09:01.640 don't you get we'd be fostered for a few days. 0:09:01.720 --> 0:09:04.440 But it's like, no, you got to get them faster. 0:09:05.160 --> 0:09:06.040 Yeah, yeah, you get. 0:09:06.200 --> 0:09:08.480 For like at least a month or a couple of months. 0:09:08.480 --> 0:09:11.120 And so I'm like, oh, yeah, I'm going to be attached. 0:09:10.679 --> 0:09:11.240 To the dog. 0:09:11.360 --> 0:09:14.160 Like that's like I'm fostering a dog. 0:09:14.200 --> 0:09:16.360 I'm like, the how do you how do you return it? 0:09:16.480 --> 0:09:18.640 I count. I mean, I gonna be like. 0:09:18.960 --> 0:09:21.400 Now this this goes off, I just I would stuck 0:09:21.440 --> 0:09:23.880 at it. I would have seventeen hundred dogs. I know, 0:09:24.320 --> 0:09:28.520 I know, heaven just s mothered and puppies. 0:09:28.679 --> 0:09:33.000 Yeah, oh yes, But anyways, I will keep you updated 0:09:33.040 --> 0:09:37.000 on Little's progress here. And meanwhile, she's going to be 0:09:37.040 --> 0:09:39.400 in our studio audience right here on my lap. Very 0:09:39.400 --> 0:09:42.319 different than Holly, who would hide in corners all the time. 0:09:42.360 --> 0:09:43.080 We'll see if. 0:09:42.960 --> 0:09:47.160 She's hiding and more getting stuck. She's like her little heart, 0:09:47.240 --> 0:09:48.920 you know, I don't think, Yeah, I don't think. She 0:09:49.000 --> 0:09:50.400 was like, I'm gonna go hide in a corner. She 0:09:50.480 --> 0:09:52.480 was like, I think I'm in a corner and I 0:09:52.520 --> 0:09:53.240 don't know what to do. 0:09:53.280 --> 0:09:55.760 Now I can't get out, I can't see, I can't I've. 0:09:55.640 --> 0:09:57.520 Gotten in a corner and I can't get out. Yeah, 0:09:57.559 --> 0:09:59.160 she needs like a little light. She needed a little 0:09:59.160 --> 0:09:59.680 life alert. 0:10:00.080 --> 0:10:04.760 Know. Yes, we'll see how Little does today if she 0:10:04.880 --> 0:10:07.319 gets stuck, or she might she's a furnace right now, 0:10:07.320 --> 0:10:10.400 I need to turn on my air conditioning. But yeah, 0:10:10.440 --> 0:10:12.200 we'll see how she does. It might be a disaster, 0:10:12.400 --> 0:10:14.560 or it might be super easy. She might just nap 0:10:14.640 --> 0:10:15.079 the whole time. 0:10:15.120 --> 0:10:17.400 I mean she seems quite sweet and pleasant and mellow, 0:10:17.520 --> 0:10:20.440 so I think I think you looked out. She wants 0:10:20.440 --> 0:10:21.760 to be in your lap, which is a good sign. 0:10:21.960 --> 0:10:24.559 You know, she's not tearing around the house trying to 0:10:24.600 --> 0:10:24.800 eat it. 0:10:24.880 --> 0:10:28.040 No, she's not eating my tax returns. She's not tearing 0:10:28.080 --> 0:10:30.280 things up, so she's Yeah, so far, so good. 0:10:30.480 --> 0:10:32.960 I mean, tax returns needs. 0:10:33.320 --> 0:10:34.320 Government doesn't matter. 0:10:35.720 --> 0:10:37.439 I'm not if I get a parking ticket. 0:10:37.200 --> 0:10:38.680 I'm not paying a parking ticket right now. 0:10:39.360 --> 0:10:41.080 Government, who's keeping track? 0:10:41.200 --> 0:10:43.080 I don't know, like over. 0:10:43.040 --> 0:10:46.440 Said, make me yeah, no I'm not pain Yeah, sixty 0:10:46.440 --> 0:10:48.480 three dollars No, sorry, I mean I. 0:10:48.440 --> 0:10:50.120 Know that's to the city or the state or whatever, 0:10:50.120 --> 0:10:53.440 but I just on principle, Yeah, some principle like yeah, let. 0:10:53.400 --> 0:10:57.640 The dog eat your tax returns, the valet, Yeah, sorry, 0:10:57.840 --> 0:10:59.079 the dog ate my tax returns. 0:11:00.520 --> 0:11:02.640 It's your solid excuse with the I R s. Sorry, 0:11:02.679 --> 0:11:03.439 my dog ate my. 0:11:03.400 --> 0:11:04.480 Tax right right. 0:11:04.920 --> 0:11:07.280 And you'd think that they would probably be you know, 0:11:07.360 --> 0:11:09.400 like electronic by now, but no, now they're just a 0:11:09.600 --> 0:11:10.440 wash in the paper. 0:11:10.480 --> 0:11:12.000 I'm sure still oh yeah, yea. 0:11:12.440 --> 0:11:14.960 Anyway, so much waste, so much waste. How do we 0:11:15.000 --> 0:11:17.559 go from really lovely little dogs to taxes. 0:11:19.800 --> 0:11:21.360 I don't know. Let's but let's segue out. 0:11:21.440 --> 0:11:23.520 Let's get speaking of taxes. 0:11:23.760 --> 0:11:30.600 Uh, no taxes, T A X E S taxes. Oh yeah, there. 0:11:30.400 --> 0:11:33.000 You go, but not the kind of taxes that Joey 0:11:33.000 --> 0:11:36.800 has talked about before. When referencing check Jesse, I almost 0:11:36.840 --> 0:11:39.640 said Jackie and Bessie. When Jackie and Bessie want to 0:11:39.640 --> 0:11:40.160 be alone? 0:11:40.679 --> 0:11:44.040 Uh, are they going to do their taxes every night? 0:11:44.360 --> 0:11:45.560 Jackie and Bessie? 0:11:46.720 --> 0:11:50.720 Jackie and Bessie sounds like like someone that would live 0:11:51.200 --> 0:11:56.640 in in Uh, probably Becky's hometown somewhere. 0:11:56.880 --> 0:12:02.199 Bessie that Bessie. Yeah, yeah, there we go. 0:12:03.040 --> 0:12:06.240 Anyway, Okay, anyways, welcome back to how rut Tannerto. 0:12:06.320 --> 0:12:07.160 It's a struggle. 0:12:07.200 --> 0:12:09.600 I'm on the struggle bus today, guys, I haven't slept. 0:12:09.640 --> 0:12:11.839 I've been up with the foster dog every night. 0:12:12.120 --> 0:12:14.520 Anyways, Welcome back to how ruttan Rito's I am the 0:12:14.679 --> 0:12:17.160 very distracted Andrea Barber and I. 0:12:17.040 --> 0:12:19.480 Am the completely focused as always Jody Sweetened. 0:12:19.520 --> 0:12:27.160 Today we're discussing season five, episode seventeen, Spellbound. It originally 0:12:27.160 --> 0:12:30.600 aired January twenty eighth, nineteen ninety two, and it goes 0:12:30.640 --> 0:12:34.320 a little something like this. Stephanie challenges the winner of 0:12:34.320 --> 0:12:39.160 the school spelling contest to a one on one competition. Meanwhile, 0:12:39.200 --> 0:12:40.960 Michelle wants to learn to read. 0:12:42.160 --> 0:12:45.360 All right, very shel t He's notice, like really been 0:12:45.400 --> 0:12:49.480 paying attention to her. Guys, Can I can I read? Please? Yeah? 0:12:49.520 --> 0:12:53.559 She's halfway through kindergarten? Teacher, are there, babycas? I was 0:12:53.600 --> 0:12:56.080 a little concerned. Okay, well, yeah, I get there. In 0:12:56.160 --> 0:12:58.120 ninety two, I think that was a little more normal 0:12:58.160 --> 0:13:01.400 to not know how to read, even during kindergarten. But 0:13:01.440 --> 0:13:02.800 now I feel like you have to know how to 0:13:02.840 --> 0:13:07.400 read at least basic sentences or phonics. 0:13:07.480 --> 0:13:07.959 I don't know. 0:13:08.360 --> 0:13:11.040 It's been a long time since I've had a kindergartener. 0:13:10.360 --> 0:13:12.600 Too, so changed again. 0:13:13.640 --> 0:13:14.120 Anyways. 0:13:14.160 --> 0:13:16.840 This episode was directed by Joels Wick. It was written 0:13:16.880 --> 0:13:20.480 by Dennis Frinstler and Mark Warren, and we have two 0:13:20.480 --> 0:13:24.880 guest stars this week. Philip Levine returns as Mister Lowry. 0:13:24.960 --> 0:13:28.600 We last saw him in Season five, Episode one, Double Trouble, 0:13:29.080 --> 0:13:32.719 as Stephanie's teacher. This is the guy that retired from 0:13:32.760 --> 0:13:35.839 acting to teach English and drama in high school in 0:13:35.920 --> 0:13:38.160 Santa Barbara, and then he went back to acting again, 0:13:38.240 --> 0:13:42.160 so oh okay, back, Yeah, amazing, He's fantastic. And then 0:13:42.200 --> 0:13:45.240 we have Jared Leong as Davy Chu and this is 0:13:45.280 --> 0:13:48.600 his only credit, He's only TV credit. 0:13:48.360 --> 0:13:52.040 So he gets very good again right and left. 0:13:52.240 --> 0:13:55.040 Ye honestly, he had such a big role in this episode. 0:13:55.040 --> 0:13:57.200 I thought I'm sure he would have done a lot 0:13:57.280 --> 0:13:58.760 of guest appearances. Yeah. 0:13:58.880 --> 0:14:00.400 Now he was like, this is my one and only. 0:14:00.440 --> 0:14:03.960 I'm done. I never want to do this yea, never 0:14:04.080 --> 0:14:04.600 ever again. 0:14:05.000 --> 0:14:09.160 I never want to spell mnemonic or sasparilla right ever again? 0:14:09.720 --> 0:14:11.840 Oh god? Yeah. 0:14:11.679 --> 0:14:11.800 Uh. 0:14:11.880 --> 0:14:13.480 Anyway, so we start with the teaser. 0:14:13.559 --> 0:14:16.880 In the girls room, DJ is reading a bedtime story 0:14:16.880 --> 0:14:19.600 to Michelle and she has picked Cat in the Hat 0:14:19.720 --> 0:14:21.400 by Doctor Seuss. 0:14:22.000 --> 0:14:24.680 Doctor seys Oh yes, Soyce, I'm just kidding. I'm not 0:14:24.680 --> 0:14:26.320 gonna be I'm not gonna be an idiot on it, 0:14:26.320 --> 0:14:26.760 but I'm. 0:14:26.680 --> 0:14:29.640 Just I'm gonna say Seuss just so people write in 0:14:29.720 --> 0:14:32.240 and say, like, why can't Andrew pronounce doctor Seuss. 0:14:34.360 --> 0:14:36.160 It's the fun thing of going. It's because you're wrong 0:14:37.840 --> 0:14:40.120 and you get to respond to every email, every single 0:14:40.120 --> 0:14:40.520 one of them. 0:14:40.920 --> 0:14:42.560 Let me sign me up please. 0:14:44.400 --> 0:14:47.360 So as soon as DJ reads the title aloud, Michelle 0:14:47.360 --> 0:14:50.520 curiously asks, excuse me, why is the called cat in 0:14:50.560 --> 0:14:53.760 the hat? DJ answers, because it wouldn't have the same 0:14:53.920 --> 0:14:56.880 ring to it if it was cat in the vest. 0:14:57.320 --> 0:14:58.000 It's not the same. 0:14:58.800 --> 0:15:03.560 Michelle nods, very interesting, and DJ proceeds to tell the 0:15:03.600 --> 0:15:07.320 story The sun did not shine, and Michelle quickly interrupts 0:15:07.360 --> 0:15:10.200 her again, excuse me, how come the sun didn't shine? 0:15:11.080 --> 0:15:14.920 DJ shrugs because it was raining, and Michelle nods again, 0:15:15.360 --> 0:15:20.400 very very interesting. DJ continues, it was too wet to play, 0:15:20.680 --> 0:15:23.080 so we sat in the house all that cold, cold, 0:15:23.120 --> 0:15:27.160 wet day. Michelle cuts her off yet again and asks, 0:15:27.240 --> 0:15:30.560 excuse me, what day of the week was it. DJ 0:15:30.760 --> 0:15:34.160 gives her a knowing smile. You're asking me questions after 0:15:34.240 --> 0:15:37.040 every sentence, so I'll be reading you this story for 0:15:37.080 --> 0:15:39.640 the next two hours and you'll never go to sleep. 0:15:39.920 --> 0:15:43.960 You're pretty smart, Michelle. Michelle is beaming and she admits 0:15:44.320 --> 0:15:47.560 you're pretty smart too. They both laugh and they get 0:15:47.600 --> 0:15:48.680 into a tickle fight. 0:15:48.760 --> 0:15:50.960 I do miss the days of reading the kids to sleep. 0:15:51.280 --> 0:15:52.280 I know me too. 0:15:52.600 --> 0:15:55.120 That was like my favorite part of the day, right. 0:15:55.360 --> 0:15:56.680 I don't know if it was their favorite part of 0:15:56.680 --> 0:15:57.720 the day, but it was my favorite. 0:15:57.720 --> 0:16:00.160 No, we're definitely not going to sleep, probably not, but yeah, I. 0:16:00.200 --> 0:16:01.160 Didn't like going to sleep. 0:16:09.040 --> 0:16:11.000 We cut to the opening credits and I am low 0:16:11.080 --> 0:16:15.440 key bummed because my skip button on Hulu is no longer. 0:16:15.480 --> 0:16:18.120 It's no longer there, like I can't. I can't skip 0:16:18.160 --> 0:16:19.280 through the intros either. 0:16:19.680 --> 0:16:22.840 I wonder if it's a I don't know. 0:16:23.040 --> 0:16:25.400 Why, but it was there like a few episodes ago 0:16:25.480 --> 0:16:26.120 or in previously. 0:16:26.600 --> 0:16:29.400 I could yeah previous seasons, but I feel like maybe 0:16:29.480 --> 0:16:30.400 season five. 0:16:30.200 --> 0:16:32.480 I haven't been able to yeah in season five, just 0:16:32.560 --> 0:16:33.200 like the last. 0:16:34.920 --> 0:16:37.240 That was when they were like, you are gonna listen 0:16:37.400 --> 0:16:40.040 to this damn song you like it or not? 0:16:40.560 --> 0:16:43.240 Right, Prederick is gonna get a credit a royal. 0:16:43.200 --> 0:16:45.400 Yeah, exactly. I think that's what it is. 0:16:45.600 --> 0:16:47.320 Can I tell you though? The other day. 0:16:48.680 --> 0:16:52.120 It popped into my head that this is I never 0:16:52.680 --> 0:16:55.560 get the theme song stuck in my head. It for 0:16:55.600 --> 0:16:58.840 once in the shower, I was there and I could 0:16:58.880 --> 0:17:04.160 not stop singing the stupid house, oh house, same song 0:17:04.280 --> 0:17:04.920 in my head. 0:17:05.080 --> 0:17:06.000 What is wrong with you? 0:17:06.320 --> 0:17:08.760 I said, you know this, I get weird songs stuck 0:17:08.800 --> 0:17:09.200 in my head. 0:17:09.240 --> 0:17:10.440 I used to for like a week. 0:17:10.480 --> 0:17:12.119 I texted you about all the weird things that just 0:17:12.160 --> 0:17:13.760 pop in my head and then I can't make them 0:17:13.760 --> 0:17:16.520 shut up. This was one of them, and I literally 0:17:16.560 --> 0:17:18.679 in the gower went, oh my god, this has never happened, 0:17:18.680 --> 0:17:20.119 and I really wish it would stop. 0:17:20.440 --> 0:17:24.320 Yeah, yeah, that's that's that's a but it was like that. 0:17:24.359 --> 0:17:26.640 We'll get a very small snippet over and over again 0:17:26.680 --> 0:17:29.400 for days. For days, I can get stuck in your head. 0:17:29.520 --> 0:17:29.719 You know. 0:17:30.000 --> 0:17:32.640 I blame this podcast because normally we don't talk about 0:17:32.640 --> 0:17:34.520 full house or think about full shows. 0:17:34.560 --> 0:17:36.919 But now I'm gonna I'm gonna go further than that 0:17:37.000 --> 0:17:39.520 and blame Hulu because everything was fine last season and 0:17:39.960 --> 0:17:41.280 yeah yeah, now that. 0:17:43.160 --> 0:17:45.680 Watched it, can't can't stop thinking about it. 0:17:46.200 --> 0:17:48.800 Hulu, Come on, Hulu, bring back the skip button. We 0:17:48.880 --> 0:17:50.920 need it for our sanity. Right. 0:17:52.560 --> 0:17:53.560 So next we're in the kitchen. 0:17:54.600 --> 0:17:58.200 Jesse has made some freshly baked gingerbread cookies and he's 0:17:58.280 --> 0:18:01.680 showing them off to the twins. He wafts the smell 0:18:01.760 --> 0:18:04.480 towards them and jokes times like this, I bet you 0:18:04.520 --> 0:18:08.000 guys wish you had teeth, huh. And then Danny, Becky 0:18:08.040 --> 0:18:10.199 and Joey walk in from work and notice all of 0:18:10.240 --> 0:18:14.320 the gingerbread that he has made. Jesse proudly shows off 0:18:14.320 --> 0:18:18.800 his creations, which include a gingerbread person resembling each member 0:18:18.920 --> 0:18:22.480 of the family. Is it Christmas time, No, it's it's 0:18:22.480 --> 0:18:24.480 the end of January. I wrote that as a note, like, 0:18:24.520 --> 0:18:26.360 why is he baking gingerbread cookies? 0:18:26.400 --> 0:18:28.680