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Speaker 1: Can you tell the coffee's kicking in? The coffee's kicking in?

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Speaker 2: Wait, did they do you write a Duncan donuts?

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Speaker 3: Finally, finally, the Double D took care of my Double

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Speaker 3: D's honey, am.

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Speaker 1: Come on, My eyes are up here, My eyes are

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Speaker 1: up here. What's up? Everybody? Welcome to the Adulting Podcast.

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Speaker 3: I'm gonna show you toe with my homeboy Jordan Carlos,

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Speaker 3: and we have an amazing episode for you. When do

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Speaker 3: we fucking don't bitch? You gotta love this episode so much.

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Speaker 3: It's inspirational. It's black girl magic, it's black boy joy.

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Speaker 3: I mean, you want no gift for seats with this

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Speaker 3: episode because you do not want to take it back.

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Speaker 1: You want to take it black and share it with

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Speaker 1: your friends. Motherfucker.

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Speaker 4: Yes.

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Speaker 2: Usually like Jordan and I will, Oh my god.

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Speaker 3: Listen to the episode before it hits y'all, and I

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Speaker 3: was like, let's just not do that and see what happens.

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Speaker 3: It'll be dangerous, dangerous.

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Speaker 2: It's very dangerous.

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Speaker 5: You know.

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Speaker 3: It's weird, Like hearing yourself talk and laugh at something

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Speaker 3: feels like you're looking in a mirror watching yourself take

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Speaker 3: a shit.

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Speaker 1: It feels good. You don't need to see it or

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Speaker 1: hear it. You know what I mean?

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Speaker 3: Everyone, of course you did, did you ever, like when

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Speaker 3: you were little? Try to watch yourself take a shit,

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Speaker 3: like have it come out of your your buttthole?

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Speaker 6: Wait a minute, you're trying to get a consensus on this. No, hey, everybody,

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Speaker 6: we all be ere. We want to hate it? How

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Speaker 6: to do to come out?

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Speaker 5: Were you do this?

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Speaker 2: With a series of mirrors? Like how did you do this?

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Speaker 3: I think at one point like no, I had a

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Speaker 3: selfie stick in the eighties.

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Speaker 1: Why am I doing this?

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Speaker 2: Oh, caffeine, I don't know, but I love you for it.

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Speaker 3: I would be sitting on the toilet and then I

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Speaker 3: would like look down to see it come out. So

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Speaker 3: I'm like, this is fascinating. Stuff is coming out of

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Speaker 3: our bodies and we just have to say goodbye to it.

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Speaker 6: All, Like soft serve? Do you still do you take

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Speaker 6: a look back in the rear view always?

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Speaker 1: I made it. Really, I want to see what kind

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Speaker 1: of day I've had.

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Speaker 6: If it sounds like a boot stuck in mud, then

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Speaker 6: I will like look back.

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Speaker 5: But if it.

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Speaker 3: Doesn't, the fuck does a boot bud sound?

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Speaker 1: My friend said it that for us? Motherfuck it your rockets.

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Speaker 3: See inside, dooty dooty.

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Speaker 1: Bitch, What the fuck this is silly.

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Speaker 6: Let's say you step in mud with a boot and

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Speaker 6: it's like, you know, like that kind of sound when

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Speaker 6: you're trying to pull your boot out of the mud.

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Speaker 3: Okay, nuts, It's like, oh, and you kept going. You

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Speaker 3: asked me, that's true. You asked that's true. I thought

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Speaker 3: we were done with it. So is that a good

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Speaker 6: It's not a great sound. If it sounds like an

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Speaker 6: have to have to investigate. Oh okay, then I'm like,

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Speaker 6: where are my glasses?

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Speaker 5: Oh boy?

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Speaker 1: Oh no?

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Speaker 3: Have you ever had to do that thing at doctor's

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Speaker 3: appointments where you had to like swab your fecal matter.

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Speaker 6: I've not had to swab my fecal matter. Again, this

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Speaker 5: Whoa I have not?

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Speaker 2: We've been from.

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Speaker 6: I will say that I was gonna. I will say

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Speaker 6: I was gonna go in for my first colonoscopy, but

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Speaker 6: I'm such a dork that I went in a year

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Speaker 6: early and the guy was like, you're too early for

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Speaker 6: wait and be like, I'm sorry, you're forty four. Yeah,

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Speaker 6: I think I'll have my chance to swab my butt.

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Speaker 6: I'm ready, I'm ready. Yeah, Yeah, I checked all the holes.

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Speaker 1: I did it.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, you checked all the holes, checked all the boxes.

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Speaker 1: I see what you did there. I had to.

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Speaker 3: Swab my fecal matter when I was eighteen because I

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Speaker 1: They had to like check my bone density.

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Speaker 3: I'm trying to talk about it, but people don't want

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Speaker 1: And I feel like this is why.

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Speaker 3: We don't go to the doctor, or we're embarrassed to

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Speaker 1: Everybody went to that doctor. Oh yes, it didn't matter

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Speaker 3: So it's nice, I think for me, I definitely only

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Speaker 3: want to I don't know if this is legal to say,

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Speaker 6: I definitely co sign that, especially because my mother had

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Speaker 6: lucky that my dad was there.

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Speaker 2: My dad was advocating for her the whole time.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, they give her some answer that was not like

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Speaker 2: Best care possible.

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Speaker 1: How many people have that?

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Speaker 2: Just one out of one basically, you know.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I am so glad your dad was there for her.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, and I'm really sorry that that happened, but I'm

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Speaker 3: my Haitian aunt and my Jamaican uncles who always want

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Speaker 3: And the ones that do want to follow up, they

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Speaker 3: and it's like, dude, we're not buying a car here,

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Speaker 1: This is my body, do you know what I mean? Like,

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Speaker 1: this is my body.

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Speaker 6: Right.

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Speaker 3: And So, while I don't want to pooh pooh on

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Speaker 4: Oh.

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Speaker 1: The one way of thinking really is just like get

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Speaker 3: And I wish we just you know, we're more thoughtful

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Speaker 5: Oh.

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Speaker 1: Absolutely.

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Speaker 6: And that's one thing I've always like admired about my

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Speaker 6: being born. Yeah, you know, just to have that and

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Speaker 6: to dispel any uncertainty. Right, He's like just that guy.

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Speaker 6: He's just right there in your ear and making it

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Speaker 6: a much more painless process.

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Speaker 5: And he does it.

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Speaker 6: I think like, I'm very fortunate that my dad does

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Speaker 5: You know.

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Speaker 6: He just believes in health, and he believes in good

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Speaker 3: He's a hero. That's his gift to the world. He understand.

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Speaker 6: I hear you though, when it comes to wanting female

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Speaker 6: because yes, you need someone that's advocating for you and

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Speaker 6: understands what you're going through because all too often black

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: And I think the funny version of it is when

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Speaker 1: It's very different though, both the way they do it.

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Speaker 3: About like that uncle at the family reunion that's got

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Speaker 3: it's just like, Okay, bitch, So you're only gonna be

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Speaker 3: at the fucking Thanksgiving table.

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Speaker 1: And you know that's the funny version of it.

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Speaker 3: And I think Gerrod Carmichael also did like a really

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Speaker 3: great episode in The Carmichael Show where he tried to

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Speaker 3: introduce Kale to his black family and they're like, we're

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Speaker 1: Like what do my muscles eat this? You know what

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Speaker 3: So I feel like taking care of our health is

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Speaker 3: you know, monumental. It's just like how do we do it?

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Speaker 3: Like right now we are afforded conversation. We can have

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Speaker 3: conversations and we have options. You remember like you only

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Speaker 3: knew one vegetarian in your twenties.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, Now it's like it's everybody. You know what

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Speaker 2: I'm saying. It's like it's it's too much. They ruin

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Speaker 3: Yes, especially the ones who are just like, but it

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Speaker 3: hot dogs and your vegan dogs can't have a sore fight.

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Speaker 1: Get the fuck out of house.

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Speaker 3: Were you thinking about pork when you made this mushroom dish.

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Speaker 2: He draws, he draws.

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Speaker 3: Yes, and you know what I like to he's in

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Speaker 6: Yes, he's like he's the only person I know that

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Speaker 3: my friend MATEO Lane. I know you guys will too.

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Speaker 5: To whatever you're still doing.

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Speaker 1: What's up? Everybody?

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Speaker 7: Welcome, said Dalton, show you tell this is joining Carlo

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Speaker 7: Lo y'all a big ass roundable plus for.

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Speaker 1: DJ dot Now what that was good?

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Speaker 3: I was giving you like black girls little but in

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Speaker 1: This is a fun shirt. This shirt is vintage.

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Speaker 3: By the way, and if we don't turn the ar up,

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Speaker 6: It is.

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Speaker 3: Okay, I mean it's cute, it's giving art teacher.

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Speaker 5: I love summer.

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Speaker 1: That definitely cares past four o'clock.

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Speaker 3: But if we don't turn the air up, it's gonna

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Speaker 2: Ye just will hump a treat. You know what I mean?

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Speaker 1: I mean, like you the self.

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Speaker 6: You're that art teacher that has all like you know

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Speaker 1: Like some brown pips.

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Speaker 5: Like go look in the scraps sober in the corner.

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Speaker 5: Of course it is? When are you talking about arts

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Speaker 6: Like like like I start like blinking, like looking on

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Speaker 5: All right?

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Speaker 3: Doesn't I tell you I had I had a crop

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Speaker 1: I was leaving the house. My husband's just like the.

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Speaker 3: Camel to pape, I said, I said, really never Yeah,

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Speaker 5: What the fuck?

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Speaker 1: Good luck with your skinny ass pussy listen.

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Speaker 3: Being able to wear any croppy want. We got to

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Speaker 1: What can I say? You know what I love?

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Speaker 3: I love comedians that are not only talented but good people,

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Speaker 3: did the artwork for my special Welcome to Utopia. He's

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Speaker 5: That's hilarious.

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Speaker 7: Please give it up for our friend Mattella.

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Speaker 5: Mateo.

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Speaker 2: You were wondering what to wear tonight, remember.

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Speaker 8: Well, because I never know how to dress, and I

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Speaker 5: And then you were like so nice about its.

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Speaker 3: don't do that.

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Speaker 5: I don't know.

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Speaker 6: I know I look good, But do I look good

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Speaker 6: or bad?

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Speaker 5: What do you guys think?

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Speaker 3: Okay, Bob, it's not about you, right, I'm so excited

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Speaker 3: to see you, so many questions.

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Speaker 1: You love to cook.

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Speaker 8: I do love to cook. It's in my blood cooking

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Speaker 8: on my mom's side. She's Italian Mexican, so like, thank you.

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Speaker 1: You show your love through food.

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Speaker 5: I do show my love through food.

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Speaker 8: I think my mom and my aunt said, well, you

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Speaker 8: know what, they're growing up as it's supposed to be funny.

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Speaker 8: So I have thirty four first cousins, and we all

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Speaker 1: I just got a cramp.

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Speaker 5: I know.

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Speaker 8: I don't know how my mom and my aunts did it,

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Speaker 5: And my brother is not all in a row.

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Speaker 8: They're actually Irish twins because they're eleven months apart.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, and we.

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Speaker 8: Would every night, we would cook, and my mom would cook.

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Speaker 8: We should make it like fun for us, so we

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Speaker 1: I love that.

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Speaker 8: There's also something beautiful about cooking too, because like just

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Speaker 5: Am I nanna? And my bee's non Like do you

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Speaker 8: It's truly like a real way to keep yourself connected

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Speaker 5: Yeah it is. It's a really beautiful thing.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it's nice when we keep we can keep that.

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Speaker 3: And that's what I get when I go to New Orleans.

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Speaker 1: I haven't had any good food in Chicago. I'm not

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Speaker 8: In Chicago because you probably stayed downtown and they're like,

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Speaker 8: get some mouths beef, you know, like you gotta go

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Speaker 8: to other places to get good food.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, you do.

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Speaker 8: Although I will say for a deep dish, pizza. I

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Speaker 8: will say, the only good deep dish is actually in Chicago,

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Speaker 8: not that Uno Grill chain, and I.

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Speaker 1: Like, they're not a sponsor.

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Speaker 5: It's fine.

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Speaker 8: There's like one Uno Grill employees like how dare you?

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Speaker 8: But I think for a pizza, there's New York pizza,

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Speaker 5: There's no Italians here? Okay? Cool?

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Speaker 6: Well you know, could you ever be with someone that

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Speaker 5: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Or could you be with someone that doesn't like food?

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Speaker 1: They don't care. There are adults that just shovel shit

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Speaker 8: Friend Nick, Yeah, Nick, my friend Nick literally is just

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Speaker 5: I only eat Chipotle.

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Speaker 3: Yes, yes, they don't want to think about it. They're

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Speaker 5: What did they say about be? Yeah said deep cut?

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Speaker 8: Yeah, I know my my last boyfriend was Venezuelan, but sure, and.

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Speaker 1: He doesn't.

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Speaker 8: No, I got no cooking from I was. I know,

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Speaker 8: I was like, you're not going to make me any

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Speaker 5: Was like, well figure it out because I need.

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Speaker 8: This fantasy to work. So I would love that. If

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Speaker 1: You know, welcome to the family. Magical family. I love

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Speaker 8: No, we didn't salt it. We didn't do anything like, no,

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Speaker 8: we're still friends.

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Speaker 1: You know we're ch Are you friends with Done?

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Speaker 3: Will was just like, oh yeah, I'm friends with How

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Speaker 8: I know we've been through a lot. It was pretty dramatic.

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Speaker 8: You know, it's like Latinos and Italians. There's just a

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Speaker 5: You know my passion.

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Speaker 8: Do you mean sex, yes, well sex and also just

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Speaker 8: like it's too intense, you know what I mean?

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Speaker 5: But then I dated this guy who is just like

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Speaker 8: The g and snow, and I also a Viking.

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Speaker 5: No that would be interesting, Yeah, it was. It was.

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Speaker 5: It was pretty boring. So what's the sorry? Is there

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Speaker 5: you need a medium?

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Speaker 2: Is there?

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Speaker 5: Yeah?

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Speaker 6: Like a goldilock setting in between? Like is there somebody

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Speaker 6: that's kind of like there's.

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Speaker 8: No such like a culturally connected connected, no such thing as.

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Speaker 3: The perfect person, but there is definitely like an I carry.

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Speaker 1: I'll talk to Nick Cannon about that. I'm chuck.

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Speaker 5: A choke, do you know? Nick Cannon?

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Speaker 1: What the fuck a his kids here?

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Speaker 5: I'm a fucking this is that one that one look

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Speaker 5: under your seats? Nicks kids, y'all are wilent.

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Speaker 8: He's got like ten of them now right, Well, the

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Speaker 8: truth I haven't dated that much.

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Speaker 5: You like my mom?

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Speaker 8: My mom's family is like they're very I'm very I

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Speaker 8: but not like oh to tea guitar, Like he's like

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Speaker 3: Else that'd be like so inappropriate, but with you, it's

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Speaker 8: Yeah, I know, well what I mean, you know it's fun,

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Speaker 5: They're just so overwhelming.

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Speaker 1: I feel like you're always more of what your mom

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Speaker 8: Yeah, and they were just there was a million of

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Speaker 8: having I'll eat with you like that kind of So.

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Speaker 6: You're the kind of person that that like would date

451
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Speaker 6: some like you date the person, but they got to

452
00:20:40,920 --> 00:20:42,320
Speaker 6: have like a kick ass family as well.

453
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Speaker 8: No, I don't, well, you know what my past I've

454
00:20:45,480 --> 00:20:48,760
Speaker 8: only had like two boyfriends, but both has been issues

455
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Speaker 8: with like them being gay in their families, and so

456
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Speaker 8: I think I've I've never experienced being openly embraced by

457
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Speaker 8: my significant other's family. So I actually don't know what

458
00:20:57,720 --> 00:21:02,320
Speaker 8: that I'm I'm thirty. Shit, I guess as long as

459
00:21:02,440 --> 00:21:04,080
Speaker 8: I don't really know, I don't, I don't know. I'm

460
00:21:04,119 --> 00:21:06,080
Speaker 8: so dating is so hard though, especially in New York

461
00:21:06,119 --> 00:21:07,120
Speaker 8: gettings are really.

462
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Speaker 3: Hard, and that just breaks my heart because as a mom,

463
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Speaker 3: it's just like, oh my god, they're just so perfect

464
00:21:12,560 --> 00:21:14,919
Speaker 3: no matter fucking what, they're so fucking yummy, and the

465
00:21:14,960 --> 00:21:19,120
Speaker 3: fact that people can't experience unbridled joy and acceptance makes

466
00:21:19,119 --> 00:21:20,919
Speaker 3: you want to burn it all down, but also just

467
00:21:21,040 --> 00:21:23,640
Speaker 3: adopt them all and just like breastfeed everybody over thirty

468
00:21:23,720 --> 00:21:28,280
Speaker 3: five that cannot in an emotionally like nourishing way, do

469
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Speaker 3: you know what I mean? Because that is so fucking sad,

470
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Speaker 3: And now we can't go back to the past, and

471
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Speaker 3: I feel like all our rights are gonna be ripped

472
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Speaker 3: away and we're still gonna be fucking sitting in this,

473
00:21:42,040 --> 00:21:47,040
Speaker 3: you know, in this ignorant purgatory.

474
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Speaker 1: Of what is right and what is wrong.

475
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Speaker 3: And you fucking know, like even people that I know

476
00:21:51,600 --> 00:21:56,480
Speaker 3: well on set who are famous people say shit like,

477
00:21:56,520 --> 00:21:59,240
Speaker 3: there's so many gay people. Now, what do you even

478
00:21:59,320 --> 00:22:05,800
Speaker 3: fucking mean. They've always been here, you bitch. They've always

479
00:22:05,880 --> 00:22:08,399
Speaker 3: been here, and we are beautiful and perfect no matter

480
00:22:08,480 --> 00:22:11,520
Speaker 3: what for the dumb con So like, I'm just like

481
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Speaker 3: I can't stop like screaming it in a dark room,

482
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Speaker 3: I know, which.

483
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Speaker 5: I said that, and it was when I walked in.

484
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Speaker 6: Yeah, I mean I meant presently, I just meant I

485
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Speaker 6: can't no, I know, I know exactly what you know.

486
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Speaker 1: So I have a question for you.

487
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Speaker 3: See you, I've met you through stand up comedy, but

488
00:22:33,800 --> 00:22:37,200
Speaker 3: you much like me. I like, I'm usually the only

489
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Speaker 3: female on the show or the only woman of color

490
00:22:41,440 --> 00:22:44,360
Speaker 3: because they get a two for one, right, and then

491
00:22:44,440 --> 00:22:46,000
Speaker 3: you're like the only gig on a show.

492
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Speaker 5: Yes, usually and not at not at the comedy seller.

493
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Speaker 5: I will say it's different now.

494
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Speaker 8: Yeah, the comedy seller will be like j McBride opening,

495
00:22:54,760 --> 00:22:58,720
Speaker 8: Jessica Curson, me, Aaron Jackson. Like it's like, yeah, I've

496
00:22:58,720 --> 00:23:01,040
Speaker 8: been on a show where it's like it's almost I'm like,

497
00:23:01,080 --> 00:23:07,399
Speaker 8: oh this this is a little too gay. It's a

498
00:23:07,440 --> 00:23:11,200
Speaker 8: little too gay. The audience is like, this is how

499
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Speaker 8: they get us. So the seller does a great job

500
00:23:15,400 --> 00:23:17,760
Speaker 8: if they just care about funny, which I wish most

501
00:23:17,760 --> 00:23:20,199
Speaker 8: bookers were that way. But it's funny when you do

502
00:23:20,240 --> 00:23:22,520
Speaker 8: comedy and you're coming up like there were you know,

503
00:23:23,000 --> 00:23:25,360
Speaker 8: obviously there's a lot, but in the grand scheme of things,

504
00:23:25,359 --> 00:23:28,080
Speaker 8: there's really so few queer comics and so like me

505
00:23:28,160 --> 00:23:30,200
Speaker 8: and Joel Kim Booster would always be on.

506
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Speaker 5: We'd never see each other.

507
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Speaker 8: We always on different lineups because they're like, well, I'm

508
00:23:33,200 --> 00:23:34,840
Speaker 8: the gay on this show tonight, you're the gay and

509
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Speaker 8: that show.

510
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Speaker 5: Yeah yeah.

511
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Speaker 3: And so I mean that's why I'm not really doing

512
00:23:40,680 --> 00:23:46,320
Speaker 3: clubs anymore because inclusivity is fucking everything or I'm not

513
00:23:46,520 --> 00:23:48,280
Speaker 3: a part of it, right, And if that means I

514
00:23:48,280 --> 00:23:50,919
Speaker 3: do less shows, then I do better shows. And I

515
00:23:50,960 --> 00:23:54,439
Speaker 3: feel like, you know, whether it's like you being at

516
00:23:54,440 --> 00:23:57,880
Speaker 3: a certain office or you know a friend group, it's

517
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Speaker 3: just like at a certain point, we have to stop

518
00:24:00,080 --> 00:24:04,080
Speaker 3: planing and getting our feelings hurt and oh sorry.

519
00:24:03,920 --> 00:24:05,440
Speaker 1: Gonna be a bumper stigarette, whole food to be the

520
00:24:05,520 --> 00:24:06,240
Speaker 1: chiche we want to.

521
00:24:06,200 --> 00:24:10,560
Speaker 3: See because honestly, it's just like if not us, then

522
00:24:10,600 --> 00:24:11,680
Speaker 3: fucking who you know?

523
00:24:12,000 --> 00:24:14,080
Speaker 1: Right, So I love that the comedy seller is doing that.

524
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Speaker 3: I I'm wondering, like, were you able to navigate that

525
00:24:19,480 --> 00:24:23,080
Speaker 3: shit because you are from such a big.

526
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Speaker 1: Family, Because I feel like, do you know what I mean?

527
00:24:25,160 --> 00:24:28,080
Speaker 3: Like my husband is the youngest child, right, and I

528
00:24:28,080 --> 00:24:30,919
Speaker 3: feel like the younger kids always know how to really

529
00:24:31,000 --> 00:24:32,439
Speaker 3: navigate difficult personalities.

530
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Speaker 5: Well, part of.

531
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Speaker 8: It was too, is like, you know, for me, my

532
00:24:37,480 --> 00:24:39,359
Speaker 8: coming up in the stand up comedy was like I

533
00:24:39,480 --> 00:24:42,600
Speaker 8: just was so excited that I was you know, like

534
00:24:43,040 --> 00:24:45,320
Speaker 8: coming out of the closet was kind of difficult and

535
00:24:45,359 --> 00:24:48,080
Speaker 8: my baby step and I never felt like I belonged

536
00:24:48,119 --> 00:24:50,800
Speaker 8: on this sort of like stereotypical gay scene. Like I

537
00:24:50,840 --> 00:24:53,600
Speaker 8: don't really like to party a lot, and I don't

538
00:24:53,600 --> 00:24:55,600
Speaker 8: really like to do I don't like to drink and

539
00:24:55,640 --> 00:24:56,800
Speaker 8: something not that that's all gays.

540
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Speaker 5: What I'm saying, like, if you're gonna when you back

541
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Speaker 5: in my day, when.

542
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Speaker 8: When you came out of the closet, you know what

543
00:25:03,520 --> 00:25:05,840
Speaker 8: I mean, there wasn't YouTube or Facebook or Instagram. There

544
00:25:05,840 --> 00:25:07,840
Speaker 8: weren't options for me. You had to go with a

545
00:25:07,880 --> 00:25:10,320
Speaker 8: fake ID to a gay bar and then that's where

546
00:25:10,520 --> 00:25:13,399
Speaker 8: you were gay. So like you're just like inundated with

547
00:25:13,680 --> 00:25:16,080
Speaker 8: every kind of queer person and it's overwhelming because you

548
00:25:16,080 --> 00:25:18,000
Speaker 8: don't even know what you're looking at. Like I didn't

549
00:25:18,000 --> 00:25:20,560
Speaker 8: see a drag queen until I was, you know, nineteen,

550
00:25:20,720 --> 00:25:23,600
Speaker 8: and I was like, what's happening? You know, like and

551
00:25:23,640 --> 00:25:25,639
Speaker 8: now it's very different, Like six year olds are like

552
00:25:25,720 --> 00:25:30,040
Speaker 8: my favorite makeup, you know, Like it's just it's another world.

553
00:25:30,160 --> 00:25:33,159
Speaker 8: So this is just from my right, my perspective. So

554
00:25:33,200 --> 00:25:36,800
Speaker 8: in doing comedy, like a lot of those fears, locker

555
00:25:36,880 --> 00:25:38,679
Speaker 8: room fears of like I'm gonna be made fun of,

556
00:25:38,800 --> 00:25:41,920
Speaker 8: I slowly realized that no one gave a shit if

557
00:25:41,960 --> 00:25:42,440
Speaker 8: I was gay.

558
00:25:42,480 --> 00:25:43,679
Speaker 5: They cared if I was funny.

559
00:25:43,680 --> 00:25:46,119
Speaker 8: And I found a really good group of friends in

560
00:25:46,200 --> 00:25:49,800
Speaker 8: open mics who were like mind. They had the same drive,

561
00:25:50,320 --> 00:25:54,119
Speaker 8: they like to work on jokes. We were all obsessed

562
00:25:54,119 --> 00:25:56,280
Speaker 8: with this craft. And so to me, I'm like, I

563
00:25:56,280 --> 00:25:59,720
Speaker 8: don't care what's going on. I just like I the Tiger.

564
00:25:59,760 --> 00:26:02,000
Speaker 5: I'll do every open mic, I'll do every bar show.

565
00:26:02,400 --> 00:26:04,199
Speaker 5: I don't care. I just want to be on stage.

566
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Speaker 8: And look a lot of times I was on stage

567
00:26:06,280 --> 00:26:07,880
Speaker 8: the only gay in front of a room a bunch

568
00:26:07,960 --> 00:26:10,919
Speaker 8: of straight people, and it was constantly proving myself. And

569
00:26:10,960 --> 00:26:13,040
Speaker 8: so now I'm at a point where like people are

570
00:26:13,040 --> 00:26:16,360
Speaker 8: finally purchasing tickets to see me, and it's I finally

571
00:26:16,440 --> 00:26:18,639
Speaker 8: get to enjoy being on stage in a way that

572
00:26:18,680 --> 00:26:21,040
Speaker 8: I haven't before. Like I watched my old material, I'm like, god,

573
00:26:21,040 --> 00:26:23,400
Speaker 8: it was so combative. I'm like, oh, yeah, you were

574
00:26:23,400 --> 00:26:26,399
Speaker 8: like afraid, Yes, you know where now I'm not. But

575
00:26:26,680 --> 00:26:28,600
Speaker 8: I have to say I had a very good time

576
00:26:28,680 --> 00:26:31,560
Speaker 8: coming up and stand up outside of the industry, just

577
00:26:31,600 --> 00:26:33,480
Speaker 8: with the comedians that were around me, very.

578
00:26:33,320 --> 00:26:34,880
Speaker 5: Inspiring communities everything.

579
00:26:34,960 --> 00:26:37,920
Speaker 8: And you know, if I go to like a club,

580
00:26:38,040 --> 00:26:39,480
Speaker 8: let's say I haven't been to a club in forever,

581
00:26:39,520 --> 00:26:41,600
Speaker 8: but like if you go, like I'm always worried about,

582
00:26:41,600 --> 00:26:42,600
Speaker 8: like do I look okay?

583
00:26:42,800 --> 00:26:44,440
Speaker 5: Am I with? You know, like are people gonna look

584
00:26:44,440 --> 00:26:45,280
Speaker 5: at me? Like who are? Who's?

585
00:26:45,320 --> 00:26:48,360
Speaker 8: There's a lot of you're who you are and your mentality,

586
00:26:48,359 --> 00:26:51,719
Speaker 8: your intellect is never quite It's not the first thing

587
00:26:51,720 --> 00:26:53,679
Speaker 8: they're looking at. I know, if I walk into the cellar,

588
00:26:54,040 --> 00:26:56,760
Speaker 8: they're gonna care about my thoughts, my jokes, or I

589
00:26:56,800 --> 00:26:59,760
Speaker 8: can sit. I would rather sit with Keith Robinson for hours,

590
00:27:00,200 --> 00:27:02,359
Speaker 8: you know what I mean, ripping each other apart.

591
00:27:02,600 --> 00:27:06,200
Speaker 5: Yeah, then doing k somewhere in a you know, club,

592
00:27:06,640 --> 00:27:07,359
Speaker 5: and that's funny.

593
00:27:07,560 --> 00:27:08,080
Speaker 1: I would rather.

594
00:27:08,400 --> 00:27:09,560
Speaker 5: There's anything wrong with that.

595
00:27:10,440 --> 00:27:12,280
Speaker 8: But I'm not saying there's anything wrong with I'm just saying,

596
00:27:12,320 --> 00:27:14,840
Speaker 8: like my journey wasn't that I found my expression through

597
00:27:14,840 --> 00:27:17,199
Speaker 8: this way. I get people wanted to go out and

598
00:27:17,240 --> 00:27:20,200
Speaker 8: go to clubs because you know what, like life's hard,

599
00:27:20,320 --> 00:27:22,520
Speaker 8: and there's certain ways to express yourself and that's the

600
00:27:22,560 --> 00:27:25,119
Speaker 8: way they express themselves by. To be fair, it's like,

601
00:27:25,240 --> 00:27:28,639
Speaker 8: you know, I sacrifice dating and dancing and all that.

602
00:27:28,840 --> 00:27:30,320
Speaker 5: Like it's not my let me let me ask you this.

603
00:27:30,440 --> 00:27:33,360
Speaker 6: Speaking of expression, you you also are.

604
00:27:33,359 --> 00:27:34,159
Speaker 2: A visual artist.

605
00:27:34,200 --> 00:27:39,879
Speaker 5: I'm gay a cook.

606
00:27:41,800 --> 00:27:44,960
Speaker 6: Uh and but you you have a facility with all

607
00:27:45,000 --> 00:27:47,200
Speaker 6: these different art forms, is it?

608
00:27:47,240 --> 00:27:47,800
Speaker 5: Is it ever?

609
00:27:47,960 --> 00:27:50,439
Speaker 6: Just like like are they all kind of vying for

610
00:27:50,440 --> 00:27:51,879
Speaker 6: your attention at once? You know?

611
00:27:52,040 --> 00:27:52,919
Speaker 5: Like cook?

612
00:27:53,080 --> 00:27:55,560
Speaker 2: Draw, make comedy? Like how do you thank God?

613
00:27:55,600 --> 00:27:59,120
Speaker 1: And you love opera? Who loves opera? Under sixty five?

614
00:27:59,200 --> 00:28:00,960
Speaker 5: Me? Here's Maria Callous? Is my take?

615
00:28:01,320 --> 00:28:02,119
Speaker 2: Yeah?

616
00:28:02,400 --> 00:28:02,760
Speaker 3: Really?

617
00:28:02,880 --> 00:28:04,439
Speaker 5: You guys love opera?

618
00:28:04,560 --> 00:28:06,320
Speaker 8: I went to the I okay, this is kind of

619
00:28:06,320 --> 00:28:09,760
Speaker 8: a cool story, all right. So one of the benefits

620
00:28:09,800 --> 00:28:12,879
Speaker 8: of social media is when you put your jokes out

621
00:28:12,920 --> 00:28:16,360
Speaker 8: and people follow you. So the lead soprano in Luccii

622
00:28:16,440 --> 00:28:19,760
Speaker 8: lama More at the Metropolitan Opera follows me and she

623
00:28:20,000 --> 00:28:22,240
Speaker 8: messaged me and she goes, do you want to come

624
00:28:22,280 --> 00:28:25,480
Speaker 8: see Lucia? And I was like, I was like, yes

625
00:28:25,520 --> 00:28:28,560
Speaker 8: I do, And so I got second row seats Aisle.

626
00:28:29,240 --> 00:28:31,240
Speaker 8: I mean these are like nine hundred dollars tickets, and

627
00:28:31,280 --> 00:28:33,560
Speaker 8: I brought my friend Nick, who's like Jesus Christ. So

628
00:28:34,800 --> 00:28:38,360
Speaker 8: this fucking Nick character, Nick is six four, weighs one

629
00:28:38,400 --> 00:28:40,960
Speaker 8: hundred and twenty pounds, only wears women's blouses and sounds

630
00:28:40,960 --> 00:28:46,160
Speaker 8: exactly like squid word from SpongeBob. A typical, a typical

631
00:28:46,160 --> 00:28:48,120
Speaker 8: conversation with Nick, like Nick, what are you doing? I'm

632
00:28:48,160 --> 00:28:50,040
Speaker 8: watching a murder mystery and if you call me again,

633
00:28:50,120 --> 00:28:51,200
Speaker 8: you'll be the next mystery.

634
00:28:51,320 --> 00:28:53,040
Speaker 5: That's so.

635
00:28:54,560 --> 00:28:56,480
Speaker 8: And he's always fighting with people, like he got into

636
00:28:56,520 --> 00:28:58,720
Speaker 8: a fight. Like everyone at the opera, I swear to

637
00:28:58,760 --> 00:29:00,280
Speaker 8: you was either like a twenty five year old.

638
00:29:00,240 --> 00:29:02,200
Speaker 5: Gay or Methuselah. Like everyone was in.

639
00:29:03,520 --> 00:29:07,400
Speaker 8: They're early hundreds, just like fairly making it to the seat,

640
00:29:07,440 --> 00:29:10,600
Speaker 8: and I was like, I'm in, you know so, and

641
00:29:10,600 --> 00:29:12,440
Speaker 8: and the play was amazing, by the way, the opera

642
00:29:12,480 --> 00:29:14,400
Speaker 8: was great. Nick sat down and the woman next one

643
00:29:14,440 --> 00:29:16,400
Speaker 8: was wearing a blouse I don't probably cost like a

644
00:29:16,440 --> 00:29:18,360
Speaker 8: thousand dollars, and so he was also wearing a blouse,

645
00:29:18,400 --> 00:29:20,640
Speaker 8: and he goes, I love your blouse, and she went goes.

646
00:29:20,760 --> 00:29:23,440
Speaker 5: Thank you, and then didn't say anything to him, and

647
00:29:23,480 --> 00:29:24,800
Speaker 5: he looked at me and he goes, what a dumb

648
00:29:24,800 --> 00:29:31,760
Speaker 5: old bitch like compliment my blouse? As wow, I complimented

649
00:29:31,800 --> 00:29:32,440
Speaker 5: her blouse.

650
00:29:33,920 --> 00:29:35,880
Speaker 1: I feel like you're best friends with Stephen.

651
00:29:35,600 --> 00:29:39,520
Speaker 5: Hawkins go on, it was down at Lucia.

652
00:29:40,440 --> 00:29:45,640
Speaker 6: So but uh, back back to your question. But you

653
00:29:45,680 --> 00:29:47,520
Speaker 6: love opera? Can I ask you a question? Do you

654
00:29:47,520 --> 00:29:49,680
Speaker 6: ever like you love Aria's you love opera? You can

655
00:29:49,720 --> 00:29:51,760
Speaker 6: sing in like six octaves? Is that correct or something?

656
00:29:51,800 --> 00:29:53,520
Speaker 5: Depending on the day's wording. How much sleep?

657
00:29:53,560 --> 00:29:56,239
Speaker 3: I guess, Oh my goodness, no, wonder you gotta hang out?

658
00:29:56,440 --> 00:30:02,200
Speaker 5: Or I'm married? Yeah, I'm I'm met her once you did? Yeah.

659
00:30:02,240 --> 00:30:04,760
Speaker 5: So I was on this show called Girl Code years ago.

660
00:30:04,880 --> 00:30:10,600
Speaker 8: Yeah girl, and I never shut up about Mariah Carey.

661
00:30:10,640 --> 00:30:12,160
Speaker 8: I was always talking about it, to the point where

662
00:30:12,160 --> 00:30:14,240
Speaker 8: the producer stuck. He was like, he's from the South.

663
00:30:14,280 --> 00:30:18,600
Speaker 8: He's like, Metteya, you gotta stop talking about Mariah.

664
00:30:18,600 --> 00:30:22,200
Speaker 5: She's relevant. So always.

665
00:30:22,360 --> 00:30:25,000
Speaker 8: Anyways, like a couple of years after that, I get

666
00:30:25,040 --> 00:30:27,400
Speaker 8: a call from Stucky. He's like, Metella, what are you

667
00:30:27,520 --> 00:30:29,440
Speaker 8: doing tomorrow at four pm?

668
00:30:29,560 --> 00:30:30,320
Speaker 5: I'm like why.

669
00:30:30,400 --> 00:30:32,040
Speaker 8: He goes, I got a surprise for you. I said,

670
00:30:32,040 --> 00:30:34,960
Speaker 8: I know it's Mariah.

671
00:30:35,400 --> 00:30:39,120
Speaker 5: He goes, Goddamn the guys, he knows this.

672
00:30:39,080 --> 00:30:42,440
Speaker 6: Is by the way, this is exactly how stucky.

673
00:30:42,600 --> 00:30:46,200
Speaker 5: Yeah, so Jordan wyn't you tell me what do you

674
00:30:46,320 --> 00:30:48,680
Speaker 5: think of bras? Like? That was the show?

675
00:30:49,400 --> 00:30:53,320
Speaker 8: So so that was literally the show.

676
00:30:53,360 --> 00:30:53,920
Speaker 5: It was great.

677
00:30:53,960 --> 00:30:56,880
Speaker 8: I love it so but they used to have a

678
00:30:56,920 --> 00:30:59,880
Speaker 8: show on MTV where fans would meet their favorite celebrities,

679
00:30:59,880 --> 00:31:00,960
Speaker 8: but they'd just be in an elevator.

680
00:31:00,960 --> 00:31:03,120
Speaker 5: So the elevator door would open and then there's oh

681
00:31:03,200 --> 00:31:06,240
Speaker 5: my god, and then you go on the elevator ride

682
00:31:06,280 --> 00:31:06,520
Speaker 5: with them.

683
00:31:06,600 --> 00:31:09,480
Speaker 8: So of course Mariah was two hours late, and uh,

684
00:31:11,120 --> 00:31:13,120
Speaker 8: you know, so I got so the door and I

685
00:31:13,200 --> 00:31:16,440
Speaker 8: know Mariah. I know every song. I've seen her eight times,

686
00:31:16,800 --> 00:31:19,200
Speaker 8: nine times live. I've seen her Christmas show a lot.

687
00:31:19,440 --> 00:31:20,360
Speaker 1: I saw you at.

688
00:31:20,200 --> 00:31:23,320
Speaker 3: The Christmas show one year. I tracked my husband and

689
00:31:23,320 --> 00:31:24,760
Speaker 3: he's like, I'm in line for the bar. I'm like,

690
00:31:24,840 --> 00:31:27,920
Speaker 3: get me a double. But yeah, I mean the weekend theater.

691
00:31:28,000 --> 00:31:29,960
Speaker 3: She does a Christmas show, that's right, and she drinks

692
00:31:29,960 --> 00:31:31,040
Speaker 3: eggnog on the stage.

693
00:31:31,440 --> 00:31:32,520
Speaker 1: I don't know if that's a good look.

694
00:31:33,920 --> 00:31:37,280
Speaker 7: Wow, you know what, just singing coach or musical director.

695
00:31:37,480 --> 00:31:40,520
Speaker 8: But now about this. I saw her sing a duet

696
00:31:40,560 --> 00:31:49,760
Speaker 8: with R. Kelly at that Christmas show I did, and

697
00:31:49,840 --> 00:31:52,280
Speaker 8: she came out. She was like Christmas time and like

698
00:31:52,360 --> 00:31:53,560
Speaker 8: I was like, we were in the fourth row, and

699
00:31:53,600 --> 00:31:55,760
Speaker 8: I kept making jokes to my friend Evan. I was like,

700
00:31:55,760 --> 00:31:56,880
Speaker 8: do you think we should have like, you know, like

701
00:31:56,880 --> 00:31:59,040
Speaker 8: Blue Man group, like plastic on you in case?

702
00:31:59,080 --> 00:32:04,120
Speaker 5: Like it's a p joke anyway, So I think it's

703
00:32:04,360 --> 00:32:04,920
Speaker 5: very funny.

704
00:32:04,960 --> 00:32:08,440
Speaker 2: But I will say that eggnog does coat the throat.

705
00:32:08,520 --> 00:32:10,920
Speaker 5: Now go ahead please? Oh yeah.

706
00:32:10,920 --> 00:32:19,440
Speaker 9: Anyway, So I'm there and the door opens, sorry, throw coat,

707
00:32:19,560 --> 00:32:21,120
Speaker 9: go on, that door opens.

708
00:32:23,840 --> 00:32:29,920
Speaker 3: I just wanted to drive by of crazy all in

709
00:32:30,000 --> 00:32:31,000
Speaker 3: a wedgy go on.

710
00:32:31,600 --> 00:32:31,800
Speaker 2: Oh.

711
00:32:31,920 --> 00:32:34,200
Speaker 8: So the door opens and there she is. And the

712
00:32:34,240 --> 00:32:36,160
Speaker 8: thing is, I got on the elevator and first of all,

713
00:32:36,200 --> 00:32:38,720
Speaker 8: she looks incredible, right, but she was also there was

714
00:32:38,760 --> 00:32:41,160
Speaker 8: a whole lighting thing for her, and I was on

715
00:32:41,160 --> 00:32:43,240
Speaker 8: her good side. So when I would ask her a question,

716
00:32:43,440 --> 00:32:45,360
Speaker 8: she couldn't look at me, so she would just sort

717
00:32:45,400 --> 00:32:48,200
Speaker 8: of bend down and answer. She was what I was

718
00:32:48,200 --> 00:32:52,120
Speaker 8: expected to like, beautiful and nervous. But it was so

719
00:32:52,160 --> 00:32:54,320
Speaker 8: funny because we we were probably in there for fifteen

720
00:32:54,360 --> 00:32:57,120
Speaker 8: minutes and then they played Mariah music and we all

721
00:32:57,160 --> 00:33:00,560
Speaker 8: started singing always be my baby, and she's saying with us,

722
00:33:01,240 --> 00:33:04,560
Speaker 8: so we would go do do do oh, and she goes, oh,

723
00:33:04,640 --> 00:33:07,320
Speaker 8: it's being a baby. And then at one point she

724
00:33:07,320 --> 00:33:09,720
Speaker 8: did a whistle tone. I was like, this is heaven.

725
00:33:09,800 --> 00:33:10,600
Speaker 5: And then they.

726
00:33:12,400 --> 00:33:14,720
Speaker 8: Now they told us do not touch Mariah care like,

727
00:33:14,760 --> 00:33:15,440
Speaker 8: do not touch her.

728
00:33:15,480 --> 00:33:16,160
Speaker 5: Don't touch her?

729
00:33:16,720 --> 00:33:18,000
Speaker 1: So why would you touch her?

730
00:33:18,720 --> 00:33:20,160
Speaker 5: I will say this, It is weird.

731
00:33:20,160 --> 00:33:22,360
Speaker 8: When you're in an elevator, your natural disposition is to

732
00:33:22,440 --> 00:33:24,440
Speaker 8: sort of not look at the people who are next

733
00:33:24,480 --> 00:33:26,240
Speaker 8: to you, right everyone he minds her own business, so

734
00:33:26,280 --> 00:33:29,520
Speaker 8: you're just in there looking at her like and because

735
00:33:29,600 --> 00:33:31,960
Speaker 8: I'm a comedian, I'm used to adrenaline, so I was

736
00:33:31,960 --> 00:33:33,959
Speaker 8: able to control myself. So I was She had been

737
00:33:34,000 --> 00:33:35,719
Speaker 8: on tour in China. I knew everything about her, so

738
00:33:37,760 --> 00:33:38,960
Speaker 8: it was it was like, of course, it was like

739
00:33:38,960 --> 00:33:41,280
Speaker 8: everyone's crying and there was like that like obligatory white

740
00:33:41,320 --> 00:33:41,800
Speaker 8: girl like.

741
00:33:41,760 --> 00:33:44,959
Speaker 3: I love you, and so I was like, oh, how

742
00:33:45,040 --> 00:33:45,360
Speaker 3: was your.

743
00:33:45,240 --> 00:33:45,840
Speaker 5: Tour in China?

744
00:33:45,880 --> 00:33:47,920
Speaker 8: And she was like fine, you know, like she couldn't

745
00:33:49,160 --> 00:33:51,320
Speaker 8: so in the end, like you know, don't touch Mariah.

746
00:33:51,360 --> 00:33:52,760
Speaker 8: So we're leaving, and of course the white girls like

747
00:33:52,760 --> 00:33:54,640
Speaker 8: can I have a hug and she goes sure, so

748
00:33:54,680 --> 00:33:56,400
Speaker 8: she hugged her. And then I go whatever, I'm like,

749
00:33:56,440 --> 00:33:58,320
Speaker 8: can I have a hug? She goes sure, so she hugged.

750
00:33:58,320 --> 00:33:59,520
Speaker 8: She hugged me like the help.

751
00:33:59,520 --> 00:34:04,200
Speaker 5: But she like I was I just cleaned her floors.

752
00:34:04,200 --> 00:34:05,880
Speaker 5: But she was great.

753
00:34:06,000 --> 00:34:08,440
Speaker 8: She was awesome and she looks beautiful. And it was

754
00:34:08,480 --> 00:34:10,880
Speaker 8: funny because her makeup artist was like hidden in the corner.

755
00:34:11,280 --> 00:34:13,600
Speaker 8: So like every once in a while, yeah, just a

756
00:34:13,640 --> 00:34:19,240
Speaker 8: hand would come out and brush, just a stable brush.

757
00:34:19,400 --> 00:34:22,480
Speaker 5: Yeah, like justil back into the corner.

758
00:34:25,560 --> 00:34:25,799
Speaker 1: God.

759
00:34:27,200 --> 00:34:28,840
Speaker 8: The only other person I would love to meet is

760
00:34:28,840 --> 00:34:30,839
Speaker 8: Barbara streisand and I know I'll be yo.

761
00:34:31,600 --> 00:34:33,560
Speaker 1: I love that all the vision of love.

762
00:34:33,640 --> 00:34:37,200
Speaker 3: Okay, Well, we have some questions at the audience written yes, yes,

763
00:34:37,280 --> 00:34:40,040
Speaker 3: so we can answer them. Here you go. First, great,

764
00:34:40,239 --> 00:34:42,319
Speaker 3: what a great Mariah Carey story. That's not what I

765
00:34:42,320 --> 00:34:43,200
Speaker 3: thought you were gonna say.

766
00:34:44,880 --> 00:34:46,960
Speaker 8: So this question is what would you do if you

767
00:34:47,040 --> 00:34:49,640
Speaker 8: keep bumping into your ex? I would take my pants off,

768
00:34:49,680 --> 00:34:51,280
Speaker 8: turn around and bump into them on purpose.

769
00:34:54,840 --> 00:34:57,240
Speaker 1: That's a good ass question. That's a good ass.

770
00:34:57,080 --> 00:34:58,799
Speaker 5: I asked, throw this on the ground, which I do

771
00:34:59,360 --> 00:35:02,839
Speaker 5: on the ground. What's yours? Because he's a kind of lame.

772
00:35:03,080 --> 00:35:06,800
Speaker 3: Okay, how do you pursue, sorry, a career in the yards?

773
00:35:06,840 --> 00:35:13,720
Speaker 3: I'm fine when it can feel like the world is burning. Okay, okay,

774
00:35:14,840 --> 00:35:15,360
Speaker 3: I mean.

775
00:35:16,400 --> 00:35:16,920
Speaker 1: I don't know.

776
00:35:17,160 --> 00:35:19,520
Speaker 3: Listen, the world is always going to feel like it's burning.

777
00:35:20,160 --> 00:35:22,560
Speaker 3: So do what you gotta do because you're not here

778
00:35:22,680 --> 00:35:23,399
Speaker 3: for fucking ever.

779
00:35:23,760 --> 00:35:24,239
Speaker 5: How about that?

780
00:35:24,880 --> 00:35:28,520
Speaker 6: Oh, this is a real one. This is a very

781
00:35:28,520 --> 00:35:28,839
Speaker 6: real one.

782
00:35:29,200 --> 00:35:30,960
Speaker 1: Do you have so many in your hands?

783
00:35:31,000 --> 00:35:32,840
Speaker 2: Because they're kind of wild?

784
00:35:32,920 --> 00:35:33,200
Speaker 5: Fine?

785
00:35:33,360 --> 00:35:34,520
Speaker 2: You want to know the one I avoided?

786
00:35:34,560 --> 00:35:36,880
Speaker 5: It was this. I just turned forty. What should I

787
00:35:36,920 --> 00:35:39,680
Speaker 5: start doing different? I don't know.

788
00:35:39,960 --> 00:35:40,200
Speaker 6: You.

789
00:35:40,520 --> 00:35:44,960
Speaker 8: Well, let's hold on a second, I know, tell them

790
00:35:45,880 --> 00:35:47,000
Speaker 8: who wrote that question?

791
00:35:48,320 --> 00:35:51,920
Speaker 5: Where are you all right? Stand up? What are you doing?

792
00:35:54,239 --> 00:35:54,359
Speaker 6: Oh?

793
00:35:54,400 --> 00:35:55,960
Speaker 5: First of all, you look great. You look amazing.

794
00:35:56,040 --> 00:35:59,359
Speaker 3: By the way, keep doing what you're doing, says, let's

795
00:35:59,360 --> 00:35:59,680
Speaker 3: get an.

796
00:35:59,640 --> 00:36:01,480
Speaker 1: Air of recommendation.

797
00:36:03,120 --> 00:36:05,439
Speaker 5: My recommendation is nothing, keep going.

798
00:36:06,480 --> 00:36:10,200
Speaker 3: I haven't I thought, I honestly thought a woman wrote

799
00:36:10,239 --> 00:36:13,680
Speaker 3: this question down because we always are second guessing.

800
00:36:13,719 --> 00:36:14,440
Speaker 1: I want to get it right.

801
00:36:14,560 --> 00:36:17,040
Speaker 3: So my answer was going to be, don't apologize for ship,

802
00:36:17,440 --> 00:36:20,520
Speaker 3: go in not with the please, but like you're welcome.

803
00:36:22,280 --> 00:36:26,760
Speaker 1: Whatever it is. And I felt it. You guys, you avoided.

804
00:36:26,320 --> 00:36:28,520
Speaker 5: It like more Mariah Ca Carrie.

805
00:36:28,680 --> 00:36:29,080
Speaker 2: I don't know.

806
00:36:29,160 --> 00:36:31,960
Speaker 5: Yeah, I was just gonna say, maybe yogurt in the morning.

807
00:36:32,239 --> 00:36:36,680
Speaker 5: You know that's that's good. Yea stomach connection for you. Okay.

808
00:36:36,680 --> 00:36:39,480
Speaker 8: I like the faiya yogurt like they have to say

809
00:36:39,480 --> 00:36:41,920
Speaker 8: it's pronounced faye because you know, someone is like, can

810
00:36:41,960 --> 00:36:44,120
Speaker 8: we get the fag yogurt?

811
00:36:45,200 --> 00:36:46,000
Speaker 5: Fag yogurt.

812
00:36:47,440 --> 00:36:49,440
Speaker 2: What if you have a kid and you don't like

813
00:36:49,520 --> 00:36:50,600
Speaker 2: them as a person?

814
00:36:53,000 --> 00:36:57,520
Speaker 5: Wow, watch mommy, Dearra, that is it's done. Do you

815
00:36:57,600 --> 00:37:00,439
Speaker 5: love your kids? I love her, She's great.

816
00:37:01,000 --> 00:37:02,319
Speaker 1: Your kids cool? Your kids are cool.

817
00:37:02,520 --> 00:37:07,040
Speaker 5: That did not sound very convincing.

818
00:37:04,800 --> 00:37:09,440
Speaker 3: No, I'm gonna say that's real. I'm most of the kids.

819
00:37:09,480 --> 00:37:12,279
Speaker 3: I mean, I don't like, why are you looking at me?

820
00:37:12,440 --> 00:37:15,680
Speaker 3: So I think it's really hot.

821
00:37:15,719 --> 00:37:16,720
Speaker 1: You know what it is too.

822
00:37:18,120 --> 00:37:21,319
Speaker 3: Because it probably skipped a generation, so they probably got

823
00:37:21,360 --> 00:37:24,320
Speaker 3: traits from like a grandparent. Nobody really fucks with. Yeah,

824
00:37:24,360 --> 00:37:27,319
Speaker 3: So it's you. If you have a child, it is

825
00:37:27,400 --> 00:37:31,120
Speaker 3: your job to try and steer them in the right direction,

826
00:37:31,719 --> 00:37:33,359
Speaker 3: expose them to steph.

827
00:37:33,880 --> 00:37:38,440
Speaker 1: You know, I'm taking my kids. For God's love. We deliver,

828
00:37:38,640 --> 00:37:40,040
Speaker 1: to deliver.

829
00:37:39,840 --> 00:37:43,480
Speaker 3: Meals for Thanksgiving good, like like I'm trying to take

830
00:37:43,520 --> 00:37:46,640
Speaker 3: them to Afro punk in the morning, not in the

831
00:37:46,680 --> 00:37:50,279
Speaker 3: afternoon that's crazy, but in the morning, like the.

832
00:37:50,280 --> 00:37:51,400
Speaker 1: New Acts and stuff.

833
00:37:51,480 --> 00:37:54,680
Speaker 3: Like by the way, if you see someone struggling with

834
00:37:54,719 --> 00:37:57,759
Speaker 3: their kids in public, like, I know it's annoying for you,

835
00:37:58,000 --> 00:38:01,160
Speaker 3: but I'm trying to raise cool at human beings, you

836
00:38:01,239 --> 00:38:04,240
Speaker 3: know what I mean, that will be become like productive people.

837
00:38:04,440 --> 00:38:06,880
Speaker 1: So just like give me a fucking minute, you know

838
00:38:06,920 --> 00:38:07,359
Speaker 1: what I mean.

839
00:38:07,840 --> 00:38:09,600
Speaker 6: I think, Yeah, you asked me you were kind of

840
00:38:09,600 --> 00:38:13,799
Speaker 6: nervous about your kids everything. Yeah, you're nervous about your kids.

841
00:38:13,840 --> 00:38:16,720
Speaker 6: And I asked you when I said, like, I said,

842
00:38:16,800 --> 00:38:17,880
Speaker 6: how are they with strangers?

843
00:38:17,920 --> 00:38:19,560
Speaker 2: And you said they're great? And I was like, that's it.

844
00:38:19,600 --> 00:38:22,200
Speaker 5: You're good. Are they around? Like little angelic beings?

845
00:38:22,280 --> 00:38:25,960
Speaker 8: Like just like like, wow, you're better behave than me.

846
00:38:28,280 --> 00:38:30,400
Speaker 6: And if you don't, if you aren't enjoying, if you

847
00:38:30,440 --> 00:38:33,319
Speaker 6: an't enjoying or clicking with your child, I'd say, lean

848
00:38:33,360 --> 00:38:36,640
Speaker 6: into it and spend more time with your child, like find.

849
00:38:36,360 --> 00:38:38,719
Speaker 1: Out edibles help.

850
00:38:39,000 --> 00:38:43,160
Speaker 5: No, I think doing the things.

851
00:38:42,960 --> 00:38:45,120
Speaker 1: You heard a tired mom in a corn.

852
00:38:45,080 --> 00:38:48,959
Speaker 6: Yeah, well actually take an eddie and then do story time.

853
00:38:49,120 --> 00:38:51,600
Speaker 6: Do the things that you think are like really like

854
00:38:51,680 --> 00:38:54,640
Speaker 6: they either bother you or or get to the root

855
00:38:54,680 --> 00:38:56,240
Speaker 6: of why you're ticked off with your child.

856
00:38:56,400 --> 00:38:58,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, but definitely spend intimate time with.

857
00:38:58,560 --> 00:39:00,880
Speaker 3: Facing the ship. Like he even quick caffeine. I was like,

858
00:39:01,120 --> 00:39:03,759
Speaker 3: I don't know, you wait, what did you do? He

859
00:39:03,840 --> 00:39:04,480
Speaker 3: quit caffeine?

860
00:39:04,560 --> 00:39:05,160
Speaker 5: You can leave.

861
00:39:09,400 --> 00:39:11,480
Speaker 2: It can change everything. I'm just saying this has.

862
00:39:11,400 --> 00:39:13,439
Speaker 8: How of course the gig gets this question, how many

863
00:39:13,440 --> 00:39:18,480
Speaker 8: partners is too many? Like at the same time, Yeah,

864
00:39:18,560 --> 00:39:22,880
Speaker 8: I don't, like, I don't know in the same setting

865
00:39:22,960 --> 00:39:25,760
Speaker 8: or just like like in a week or whatever.

866
00:39:26,040 --> 00:39:29,000
Speaker 5: Yeah, I don't know. I don't really have an we.

867
00:39:28,920 --> 00:39:32,560
Speaker 2: Have seven days in a week. So let's go from there.

868
00:39:32,800 --> 00:39:34,680
Speaker 8: You know, like I guess, I guess, Like is this

869
00:39:34,760 --> 00:39:36,400
Speaker 8: like a polyamorous question?

870
00:39:36,760 --> 00:39:38,200
Speaker 3: You know what's so great is that we have so

871
00:39:38,200 --> 00:39:40,360
Speaker 3: many options. But I will tell you this, I've dated

872
00:39:40,760 --> 00:39:43,240
Speaker 3: two or three guys at the same time. I realized

873
00:39:43,280 --> 00:39:45,439
Speaker 3: if I could take two of them and put them

874
00:39:45,600 --> 00:39:47,680
Speaker 3: as one person, they'd be the perfect person. So I

875
00:39:47,719 --> 00:39:49,880
Speaker 3: was trying to like I was getting what I needed,

876
00:39:50,239 --> 00:39:53,160
Speaker 3: but it was exhausting. And when I start repeating my stories,

877
00:39:53,360 --> 00:39:55,279
Speaker 3: they're like you told me to, I said, I did,

878
00:39:59,239 --> 00:40:01,359
Speaker 3: so when you hit that point, When you hit that,

879
00:40:01,840 --> 00:40:04,920
Speaker 3: it's time to go, or if you like, also be

880
00:40:05,040 --> 00:40:09,280
Speaker 3: safe if you're going to be sitting on so many things. Okay,

881
00:40:09,360 --> 00:40:12,200
Speaker 3: last question, let's make it mean something, bitch.

882
00:40:12,320 --> 00:40:17,359
Speaker 6: Okay, where do thirty plus year olds go to meet?

883
00:40:17,480 --> 00:40:18,120
Speaker 5: And? Fuck?

884
00:40:20,080 --> 00:40:22,240
Speaker 6: I feel like I'm the old always the oldest person

885
00:40:22,239 --> 00:40:24,280
Speaker 6: in the room, but prefer to meet people.

886
00:40:24,360 --> 00:40:28,600
Speaker 5: I R l over apps. I live in NYC? Where

887
00:40:28,640 --> 00:40:31,120
Speaker 5: should I go? I also know you?

888
00:40:31,200 --> 00:40:33,200
Speaker 1: Do you single?

889
00:40:33,840 --> 00:40:34,040
Speaker 4: Yeah?

890
00:40:34,200 --> 00:40:38,240
Speaker 1: I say that's too much? Are you a virgo?

891
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Speaker 5: They also don't drink? This is all that.

892
00:40:42,920 --> 00:40:44,200
Speaker 1: You got a lot of feelings?

893
00:40:44,400 --> 00:40:44,719
Speaker 8: Need that?

894
00:40:44,840 --> 00:40:48,959
Speaker 5: What's so much? Like? Where is your problem? Right here?

895
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Speaker 8: They asked you to ask one question and you're like

896
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Speaker 8: in nineteen twelve, Like, girl, this is in real life.

897
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Speaker 5: I live in New York City? Where should I go?

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00:40:58,880 --> 00:40:59,240
Speaker 1: Oh?

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00:40:59,239 --> 00:41:02,719
Speaker 8: Brendesy's also don't drink? Like I know too much about you?

900
00:41:02,920 --> 00:41:06,040
Speaker 1: Right, that's okay. You could do a lot of stop

901
00:41:06,080 --> 00:41:06,680
Speaker 1: and not drink.

902
00:41:07,000 --> 00:41:07,960
Speaker 5: Yeah, there's a lot of.

903
00:41:08,000 --> 00:41:10,640
Speaker 1: Daytime hangs, right, so many museums.

904
00:41:10,840 --> 00:41:13,200
Speaker 5: I'll give them real advice. All right, here's what you do.

905
00:41:13,719 --> 00:41:16,799
Speaker 8: Yes, if you're passionate about something, find people who are

906
00:41:16,880 --> 00:41:20,120
Speaker 8: also like minded and passionate in those things, and then

907
00:41:20,320 --> 00:41:22,200
Speaker 8: everything else in life will fall into place.

908
00:41:22,400 --> 00:41:24,800
Speaker 1: About Yeah, go to Craigslist.

909
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Speaker 5: Craiglist girl.

910
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Speaker 1: Also, I will say less is more. You don't have

911
00:41:31,680 --> 00:41:36,600
Speaker 1: to tell everybody what you're everything you're feeling, you know

912
00:41:36,600 --> 00:41:38,799
Speaker 1: what I mean? You have friends like that, I am.

913
00:41:39,960 --> 00:41:43,520
Speaker 1: I have friends who are beautiful people. They're shy.

914
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Speaker 3: Once they get like a little bear hug at this bosom.

915
00:41:47,160 --> 00:41:50,960
Speaker 3: They don't shut the fuck up, and I love them,

916
00:41:50,960 --> 00:41:51,800
Speaker 3: but I'm tired.

917
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Speaker 1: You gotta wrap it up.

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Speaker 6: I feel that, I honestly think that the best place

919
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Speaker 6: is to go if you don't drink, If you're this person,

920
00:42:02,320 --> 00:42:04,920
Speaker 6: God bless you have to go to the places like

921
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Speaker 6: institutions in New York, right, New York Public Library reading

922
00:42:08,520 --> 00:42:16,640
Speaker 6: room to do what exactly, Jordan, You're gonna meet them

923
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Speaker 6: in the stacks.

924
00:42:18,320 --> 00:42:20,799
Speaker 5: Your hands are both gonna touch, like James Baldwin's hotel

925
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Speaker 5: on the Mountain or something like that, and then.

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Speaker 8: Oh my god, Jordan, all right, store and do it.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, I feel like a coffee shop. I feel like

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Speaker 6: I feel like the reading room at the public library.

929
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Speaker 1: You know what, you can put in black owned coffee

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Speaker 1: shops and yelp.

931
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Speaker 5: Yeah do that all app use Blap.

932
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Speaker 8: John Laster has a great app called Blap that is

933
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Speaker 8: all black owned businesses and it's like like uber, I get.

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Speaker 3: His Black Owned Business month, bitches, So support the last

935
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Speaker 3: place I will recommend.

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Speaker 5: Oh.

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Speaker 6: I don't even know if they still do this, but

938
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Speaker 6: I think that the Metropolitan Museum of Art has a

939
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Speaker 6: party on the roof all the time.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it stays open, and that is the ultimate.

941
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Speaker 1: That is the whole foods.

942
00:43:06,640 --> 00:43:09,080
Speaker 3: My Columbus Circle has like a little date night with

943
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Speaker 3: like a stand up bass and cheese.

944
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Speaker 6: There's also Midsummer Night Swing at Lincoln Center. So right,

945
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Speaker 6: all these down, you virgin and you get there.

946
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Speaker 4: Always grinder, Mateo, everybody, Mateo Lane Lane.

947
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Speaker 1: You know what I love.

948
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Speaker 3: I love a good ass story that is five minutes

949
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Speaker 3: or less that you can tell in any room in

950
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Speaker 3: any country for all of time. And Mateo's story about

951
00:44:00,320 --> 00:44:05,680
Speaker 3: Mariah Carey in an elevator, I mean any country, any room,

952
00:44:07,160 --> 00:44:11,280
Speaker 3: like any time in our life, because it is spectacular

953
00:44:11,360 --> 00:44:12,759
Speaker 3: and I really wish you guys could have been there

954
00:44:12,800 --> 00:44:16,239
Speaker 3: because when he re enacted a makeup brush.

955
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Speaker 1: Coming out of its like nowhere. I like, I it

956
00:44:22,440 --> 00:44:24,640
Speaker 1: was like truly like jump roping in my forties.

957
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Speaker 6: I pete a little I heard like a little bell,

958
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Speaker 6: like you know, like it's like the hand comes out

959
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Speaker 6: like a cartoon hand.

960
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Speaker 2: It's like it was so funny. It was so funny.

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Speaker 6: And I've heard him actually tell that story before among

962
00:44:39,480 --> 00:44:42,360
Speaker 6: friends and it was just as funny. And it's it's

963
00:44:42,440 --> 00:44:45,359
Speaker 6: just I love a story that's not it's portable in

964
00:44:45,400 --> 00:44:49,400
Speaker 6: that like it's all mateo. Yeah, it's as insightful about

965
00:44:49,800 --> 00:44:52,040
Speaker 6: the subject as it is about you know, the person

966
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Speaker 6: telling the story.

967
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Speaker 3: Okay, Professor Carlos, break it the fuck down for everyone. Also,

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Speaker 3: I love it's like, look, you better have a health

969
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Speaker 3: relationship when you meet your hero do.

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Speaker 1: You know what I mean?

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Speaker 10: Like like like you better figure it out because when

972
00:45:07,080 --> 00:45:09,319
Speaker 10: people are like, don't meet your heroes, it's like, well,

973
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Speaker 10: manage your expectations tell them because look.

974
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Speaker 2: Wait, wait, what's been happening to you?

975
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Speaker 6: Michelle? This is I know what you're doing. This is

976
00:45:19,160 --> 00:45:25,919
Speaker 6: like no, no, who fucked up the target parking lot?

977
00:45:26,560 --> 00:45:27,479
Speaker 6: Who messed up.

978
00:45:29,520 --> 00:45:34,440
Speaker 3: As it got to be a target parking lot? You're

979
00:45:34,480 --> 00:45:37,160
Speaker 3: always talking about thee there I'm always there.

980
00:45:37,239 --> 00:45:37,960
Speaker 1: I'm always there.

981
00:45:38,080 --> 00:45:39,959
Speaker 2: Tell me who messed big lots.

982
00:45:41,160 --> 00:45:43,359
Speaker 3: They have everything I need and I can. I just say,

983
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Speaker 3: shout out to Target for putting just black designers on

984
00:45:48,440 --> 00:45:53,400
Speaker 3: the motherfucker map. Black Entrepreneur's Black Andy Black. Yes, I

985
00:45:53,400 --> 00:45:55,480
Speaker 3: feel like a red carpet the Emmys.

986
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Speaker 1: When I'm in Target, I'm like, I'm rooting for everyone black,

987
00:45:59,120 --> 00:46:01,400
Speaker 1: and they're every where. They got pictures of them.

988
00:46:01,719 --> 00:46:04,360
Speaker 3: Oh wow, you know they have like gaps in their teeth,

989
00:46:04,360 --> 00:46:05,760
Speaker 3: the cuckles are backfat.

990
00:46:05,920 --> 00:46:08,800
Speaker 1: I said, this is beautiful as fuck, oh.

991
00:46:08,680 --> 00:46:11,160
Speaker 3: Black and brown, because there are some like other others

992
00:46:11,160 --> 00:46:13,120
Speaker 3: that I'm just like, this is this is what my

993
00:46:13,200 --> 00:46:14,400
Speaker 3: kids get to grow up seeing.

994
00:46:14,480 --> 00:46:17,320
Speaker 1: This is not what I see. It's very exciting.

995
00:46:17,400 --> 00:46:20,800
Speaker 3: Anyways, getting back to not meeting your heroes, Yeah, manage

996
00:46:20,800 --> 00:46:23,440
Speaker 3: your expectations and you'll always have a good time in life.

997
00:46:23,680 --> 00:46:25,920
Speaker 1: Period. Point blank? Are you writing this down?

998
00:46:28,960 --> 00:46:29,360
Speaker 5: Stamping?

999
00:46:29,440 --> 00:46:29,720
Speaker 1: Sorry?

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00:46:29,719 --> 00:46:32,759
Speaker 6: I just yell everyone done, Oh my gosh, now you

1001
00:46:32,840 --> 00:46:34,920
Speaker 6: want Now I want a coffee. But as you know,

1002
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Speaker 6: I quit coffee two years ago during COVID one of

1003
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Speaker 6: those things that I quit and do I feel better

1004
00:46:41,880 --> 00:46:42,120
Speaker 6: for it?

1005
00:46:42,239 --> 00:46:43,040
Speaker 5: Morally? Superior?

1006
00:46:43,480 --> 00:46:49,080
Speaker 3: Yes, I understand I've met a lot of people on

1007
00:46:49,120 --> 00:46:51,560
Speaker 3: set that I have quit coffee just because it's ruined

1008
00:46:51,600 --> 00:46:54,200
Speaker 3: their body. And uh, one thing I don't want to

1009
00:46:54,239 --> 00:46:57,399
Speaker 3: do is have to quit coffee or drinking. So I

1010
00:46:57,480 --> 00:47:01,800
Speaker 3: need to manage that shit because I look.

1011
00:47:01,680 --> 00:47:02,480
Speaker 1: Here, I want to have.

1012
00:47:02,600 --> 00:47:05,959
Speaker 3: I want to earn them purple lips on a beach

1013
00:47:06,040 --> 00:47:08,640
Speaker 3: in the south of France, honey, topless with my little

1014
00:47:08,680 --> 00:47:11,600
Speaker 3: titties or big titties at the point looking just looking

1015
00:47:11,680 --> 00:47:16,560
Speaker 3: like big old raisins, just big old national geographic titties,

1016
00:47:16,960 --> 00:47:18,200
Speaker 3: you know what I mean. I want to be like

1017
00:47:18,239 --> 00:47:20,040
Speaker 3: a flow tipsy damn day.

1018
00:47:20,320 --> 00:47:22,560
Speaker 5: I like how you're like, do you know what I mean? Yeah?

1019
00:47:23,600 --> 00:47:25,399
Speaker 2: Do you not feel I want to be that.

1020
00:47:25,480 --> 00:47:29,319
Speaker 3: Topless yes woman on a beach And then young people

1021
00:47:29,320 --> 00:47:32,840
Speaker 3: will be like she's cool. But I'm also like offended,

1022
00:47:33,120 --> 00:47:34,960
Speaker 3: you know what I mean by how comfortable she is.

1023
00:47:34,920 --> 00:47:38,360
Speaker 6: When you go to Barcelona and Barcelonetta, you go, you

1024
00:47:38,400 --> 00:47:40,239
Speaker 6: go down to the beach and it's just like it's

1025
00:47:40,440 --> 00:47:41,440
Speaker 6: you jiggling baby.

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00:47:41,480 --> 00:47:41,680
Speaker 5: You know.

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00:47:41,760 --> 00:47:44,480
Speaker 3: It's it's funny that you said that Barcelona is the

1028
00:47:44,480 --> 00:47:46,879
Speaker 3: first beach that I ever was topless at me too.

1029
00:47:47,080 --> 00:47:50,080
Speaker 2: Holy shit, are you serious?

1030
00:47:50,120 --> 00:47:51,480
Speaker 1: Come over there and punch you in a dick.

1031
00:47:51,560 --> 00:47:53,440
Speaker 2: Wait, you were topless in Barcelonetta.

1032
00:47:53,640 --> 00:47:54,879
Speaker 1: Sorry, I said I'd punched in the deck.

1033
00:47:55,120 --> 00:47:56,920
Speaker 5: I was. It's yeah.

1034
00:47:56,920 --> 00:47:59,520
Speaker 3: My friend Cynthia loved it so much she wanted to

1035
00:47:59,560 --> 00:48:01,600
Speaker 3: move there and just played the flute on Los rombulis.

1036
00:48:01,600 --> 00:48:05,040
Speaker 1: I was like, bitch, we gotta go home. Also, like I.

1037
00:48:05,280 --> 00:48:08,080
Speaker 3: Learned how to snack. I was like, we can't eat

1038
00:48:08,080 --> 00:48:11,600
Speaker 3: dinner to nine pm. I'm hungry. I mean, while I

1039
00:48:11,760 --> 00:48:15,439
Speaker 3: love the European culture, I'm just I need dinner at seven, y'all.

1040
00:48:15,680 --> 00:48:18,240
Speaker 2: So sorry, Yeah, what about would you take a siesta?

1041
00:48:18,560 --> 00:48:18,759
Speaker 1: Yeah?

1042
00:48:18,760 --> 00:48:20,719
Speaker 3: Because I would drink so much that you would have

1043
00:48:20,840 --> 00:48:22,960
Speaker 3: I would have to see Usta forever all night long.

1044
00:48:23,000 --> 00:48:25,000
Speaker 6: Well guess what, friend, We're at that time in the

1045
00:48:25,040 --> 00:48:27,719
Speaker 6: show where it's the end of the end and end

1046
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Speaker 6: and I'm going to take a ces right now.

1047
00:48:31,960 --> 00:48:35,720
Speaker 3: Okay, mall Coup, I see you on you Segway Ball Blart.

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Speaker 1: Bye. This was fine.

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Speaker 4: Bye.

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Speaker 2: This has been an exactly right production.

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Speaker 1: Our senior producer is Natalie Wrinn.

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Speaker 2: Senior Managing Producer is Hannah Kyle Craigie.

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Speaker 1: This episode was sound designed.

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Speaker 2: And engineered by Ryo bomb.

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Speaker 1: Our guest booker is Patrick Cottner.

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Speaker 2: Our theme song in live show DJing is by DJ

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Speaker 2: don Well.

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Speaker 1: This bell Hell Show was produced by a Via Levine.

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Speaker 1: Photography by Chris vander Most.

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Speaker 2: Artwork by Jamie Bechtel.

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Speaker 3: Executive produced by Karen Kilgaraf, Georgia Harstark and Danielle Kramer.

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Speaker 2: Follow the show on Instagram at Adulting the Pot.

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Speaker 3: Email your questions to Adulting Questions at gmail dot com

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