1 00:00:01,400 --> 00:00:06,360 Speaker 1: The Jubil Show on demand. It's another Jebil phone Brainy 2 00:00:06,440 --> 00:00:19,480 Speaker 1: Mornings on that's twenties. Hello, um, hey is this Brandon? Yeah? Hey, dude, 3 00:00:19,720 --> 00:00:21,799 Speaker 1: uh as weird than I'll call you right now. I 4 00:00:21,800 --> 00:00:24,640 Speaker 1: don't know. We like we've like talked briefly for like 5 00:00:24,640 --> 00:00:27,240 Speaker 1: two seconds. But I'm the bus driver that has the 6 00:00:27,320 --> 00:00:29,080 Speaker 1: route that picks up your kid, and I'm calling all 7 00:00:29,080 --> 00:00:31,160 Speaker 1: the parents right now on the route because I'm gonna 8 00:00:31,200 --> 00:00:34,639 Speaker 1: be later than usual today. It's not my fault, though, 9 00:00:34,680 --> 00:00:37,280 Speaker 1: so just let you know, like, wait, you're gonna be 10 00:00:39,080 --> 00:00:42,440 Speaker 1: he'd be later than usual. I mean, yeah, my kid 11 00:00:42,479 --> 00:00:44,919 Speaker 1: just started taking the bust this year, and you're like 12 00:00:45,320 --> 00:00:50,080 Speaker 1: late every time every time, and you're calling me today 13 00:00:50,120 --> 00:00:52,279 Speaker 1: to let me know you're gonna be even later than 14 00:00:52,440 --> 00:00:55,600 Speaker 1: yeah usual? Were you serious? How about I just call 15 00:00:55,680 --> 00:00:58,520 Speaker 1: your boss? Okay? What why don't I do the reason? Okay? 16 00:00:58,560 --> 00:01:01,760 Speaker 1: But today though, like, it's not my fault. The bus 17 00:01:01,880 --> 00:01:04,759 Speaker 1: and mechanical issue is what is it? Every other day 18 00:01:04,880 --> 00:01:08,640 Speaker 1: then usually by just a few minutes though right, Like 19 00:01:08,680 --> 00:01:10,480 Speaker 1: it's only a couple of minutes, it doesn't matter. No, 20 00:01:10,760 --> 00:01:13,720 Speaker 1: it's like ten minutes or so. Now you're going to 21 00:01:13,760 --> 00:01:17,479 Speaker 1: be later than that. It's not calling me but the Okay, 22 00:01:17,520 --> 00:01:19,600 Speaker 1: So maybe I should have said it different than I'm 23 00:01:19,600 --> 00:01:21,400 Speaker 1: not going to be there at all today because there's 24 00:01:21,400 --> 00:01:24,720 Speaker 1: a mechanical issue. The bus is stuck. What do you 25 00:01:24,760 --> 00:01:29,360 Speaker 1: mean the bus is stuck? How is it stuck? Replacement bus? Then, 26 00:01:29,480 --> 00:01:31,959 Speaker 1: don't I mean they have that? Well, that's the thing. 27 00:01:32,200 --> 00:01:34,319 Speaker 1: I haven't called it in yet because I'm still trying 28 00:01:34,319 --> 00:01:36,959 Speaker 1: to figure it out. So I can't get the bus 29 00:01:37,000 --> 00:01:40,479 Speaker 1: to me. I can't get the bus you called in? Yeah, 30 00:01:41,240 --> 00:01:44,760 Speaker 1: trying to call everybody that's on my route, which is 31 00:01:44,800 --> 00:01:49,240 Speaker 1: a lot about sixty seventy. Yeah, the bus is pretty false. 32 00:01:49,320 --> 00:01:53,760 Speaker 1: Ye to take the time to call every parent of 33 00:01:53,960 --> 00:01:59,240 Speaker 1: every student on the buck or you called in to say, hey, 34 00:01:59,280 --> 00:02:01,200 Speaker 1: I need a new bus or somebody else needs to 35 00:02:01,200 --> 00:02:03,480 Speaker 1: pick these kids up. Yeah, Well I don't think we 36 00:02:03,520 --> 00:02:04,960 Speaker 1: need a new bus. It's just to have to get 37 00:02:05,000 --> 00:02:06,640 Speaker 1: the top of this one fixed because it hit the 38 00:02:06,720 --> 00:02:09,400 Speaker 1: sign at the drive through. That's and so like I'm 39 00:02:09,440 --> 00:02:11,799 Speaker 1: just waiting here, you try taking your bus to a 40 00:02:11,960 --> 00:02:16,600 Speaker 1: drive Yeah, is that why you're late breakfast? Are you 41 00:02:16,720 --> 00:02:20,079 Speaker 1: kidding me? Yes? And I understand your upset, but one 42 00:02:20,120 --> 00:02:22,959 Speaker 1: most important meal of the day too. Um, just don't 43 00:02:23,000 --> 00:02:25,440 Speaker 1: go today. I woke up and I was like, I 44 00:02:25,480 --> 00:02:27,560 Speaker 1: want some Taco Bell really bad. And then so I 45 00:02:27,560 --> 00:02:29,600 Speaker 1: stopped off at Taco Bell. Usually I'm a jack in 46 00:02:29,639 --> 00:02:31,680 Speaker 1: the box. I stopped at Taco Bell, and then I 47 00:02:31,680 --> 00:02:34,560 Speaker 1: don't need to hear where you're usually at. I don't 48 00:02:34,639 --> 00:02:38,800 Speaker 1: care about your morning routine. Well, oh, it looks like 49 00:02:38,800 --> 00:02:41,079 Speaker 1: they're gonna get it free, so I might be able 50 00:02:41,120 --> 00:02:43,320 Speaker 1: to get there in a few minutes. Probably it's I 51 00:02:43,360 --> 00:02:45,239 Speaker 1: don't know, twenty minutes or so, because I probably gotta 52 00:02:45,240 --> 00:02:48,200 Speaker 1: fiut some paperwork. Would you want anything? No, I don't 53 00:02:48,200 --> 00:02:51,480 Speaker 1: want anything. I want you here doing your damn job. 54 00:02:51,600 --> 00:02:55,600 Speaker 1: Okay picking up? Yeah? No, awesome. They were able to 55 00:02:55,600 --> 00:02:57,640 Speaker 1: get it unstuck from the drive through, dude, So it 56 00:02:57,680 --> 00:02:59,520 Speaker 1: looks like I'm gonna be there probably, you know, twenty 57 00:02:59,639 --> 00:03:01,080 Speaker 1: thirty minut It's like I said, if that works, and 58 00:03:01,160 --> 00:03:02,639 Speaker 1: I'm gonna be back on the route. And if you 59 00:03:02,680 --> 00:03:04,560 Speaker 1: could not tell my boss, i'd appreciate that, and I 60 00:03:04,600 --> 00:03:08,520 Speaker 1: will definitely bring you whatever you want or something. Are 61 00:03:08,600 --> 00:03:12,040 Speaker 1: you kid? No, stop talking, be an adult and think 62 00:03:12,040 --> 00:03:14,560 Speaker 1: about these things before you do them. What if I 63 00:03:14,720 --> 00:03:18,560 Speaker 1: bring you a Dorito's Local taco. No, I don't want 64 00:03:18,600 --> 00:03:22,519 Speaker 1: any fast food. I want your ass fired. Sauce. You 65 00:03:22,520 --> 00:03:25,760 Speaker 1: said fire, you want a fire sauce? No you, I 66 00:03:25,800 --> 00:03:29,680 Speaker 1: want you fired. Oh okay, well job should not be 67 00:03:29,800 --> 00:03:32,960 Speaker 1: driving kids anywhere. That is true, so we're responsible. It's 68 00:03:33,080 --> 00:03:35,960 Speaker 1: very true. I'm hanging up. Don't hang up. Have a 69 00:03:36,000 --> 00:03:37,600 Speaker 1: good job. Please don't hang up, because this is actually 70 00:03:37,640 --> 00:03:39,320 Speaker 1: Jewel from Jewil Show doing a phone prank on you. 71 00:03:39,840 --> 00:03:44,240 Speaker 1: What what? What? Slow down? I didn't get that last garbage? 72 00:03:44,280 --> 00:03:46,480 Speaker 1: What did you say? I said, this is actually Jewel 73 00:03:46,520 --> 00:03:48,960 Speaker 1: from the Jewel Show doing a phone prank on you 74 00:03:49,120 --> 00:03:51,960 Speaker 1: and your wife. Bailey set you up. I'm not the 75 00:03:51,960 --> 00:03:55,480 Speaker 1: bus driver. I'm not a bus driver. Yeah, I get 76 00:03:55,520 --> 00:03:58,600 Speaker 1: that now. My wife Bailey set me up. He has. 77 00:03:58,600 --> 00:04:00,320 Speaker 1: She said that the bus driver is always and you've 78 00:04:00,320 --> 00:04:06,280 Speaker 1: been complaining about it, so he's always, I know. And 79 00:04:06,320 --> 00:04:08,520 Speaker 1: she told me that, and she said she already planned 80 00:04:08,520 --> 00:04:10,040 Speaker 1: on taking your kids to school today anyway, so I 81 00:04:10,040 --> 00:04:11,480 Speaker 1: could do this frank phone cost so I don't worry 82 00:04:11,480 --> 00:04:15,720 Speaker 1: about him. Oh oh great, that's okay. That's really the 83 00:04:15,840 --> 00:04:17,279 Speaker 1: Jebel Show on demand