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Speaker 2: love today's guest. Everybody adores her. It's Anna Drizz anna,

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Speaker 2: welcome to I said, no gifts.

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Speaker 4: Is that's the this is news for me. Can I

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Speaker 4: amount of age and I think is being directed towards

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Speaker 4: me at all times? Is in fact I bake and

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Speaker 4: I am.

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Speaker 2: No, a lot of that is true.

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Speaker 4: Oh oh yeah, you're just being nice.

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Speaker 2: I'm trying to just butter you up, try to get

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Speaker 2: you in a good place mentally. But most people, good luck,

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Speaker 2: despise you, thank you, thank you. All of your suspicions

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Speaker 4: It's amazing. I actually feel nice right now. Like normally,

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Speaker 2: Good. Then we've got you in the perfect spot. And

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Speaker 2: I'm also noticing this water is in between us. This

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Speaker 4: Yeah, gave me my coffee and I went to.

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Speaker 2: Why? Interesting?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, so these are huge ice cubes. Because I live

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Speaker 2: Back sure, sure, yeah, okay, great? Interesting, Well yeah, that's

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Speaker 2: I think it's a beautiful ice cube and I'm jealous

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Speaker 4: Do you want me to slide it towards these events?

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Speaker 2: Because it looks also very clear. You know, it's not

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Speaker 4: I love that show.

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Speaker 2: You've got to watch it. Everybody's got to watch it.

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Speaker 2: Mostly purely visual, an action kind of a buster keat

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Speaker 4: We're trying it out, we're trying it out.

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Speaker 2: It's experimental. It's an idea show.

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Speaker 4: It's an idea no wrong answer, no wrong answer.

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Speaker 4: Oh my god? It sucks that you asked that because

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Speaker 4: who Okay, I shot a short film the last two days.

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Speaker 2: Oh, directed it, yeah, acted in it. No, No, thank god, Okay,

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Speaker 2: Again.

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Speaker 4: None that it's bad. It's just I think that humans

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Speaker 4: That's why we're all mentally ill. That's because we can

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Speaker 4: It's another It's not what God wanted. If God wanted

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Speaker 4: It's called Hamilton. The house itself was called Hamilton House.

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Speaker 2: A great idea? Wow, you can teach your child to

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Speaker 4: No one's doing this, no one needs no one needs

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Speaker 4: Do you hear a suggestible I am where I'm like,

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Speaker 4: As bad as possible. They're like, what if we created

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Speaker 2: They also have a valet for the Ross.

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Speaker 4: No they don't.

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Speaker 2: I guess if there was one place in the world

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Speaker 2: Why because I refuse to valet anywhere else. I think

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Speaker 4: You know that it's the opposite. You know what Ross

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Speaker 2: And then they park you just like in a tow

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Speaker 4: They just drive you into the rocks a valet.

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Speaker 4: Now there is a one man show if I've ever heard.

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Speaker 2: It, Oh the Ross valet guy. Oh come on, okay,

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00:20:59,840 --> 00:21:02,600
Speaker 2: what what is the short about? Can you say?

442
00:21:02,640 --> 00:21:09,560
Speaker 4: It's about two sisters and their mom just died, and

443
00:21:09,560 --> 00:21:12,879
Speaker 4: they're at the funeral and they're about to go to

444
00:21:12,960 --> 00:21:15,879
Speaker 4: the cemetery and like close the coffin and go, but

445
00:21:15,920 --> 00:21:19,040
Speaker 4: they realize that they haven't decided if their mom would

446
00:21:19,040 --> 00:21:21,240
Speaker 4: have wanted to be buried wearing the necklace that she's wearing,

447
00:21:21,359 --> 00:21:22,919
Speaker 4: or if she would have wanted them to take it

448
00:21:22,960 --> 00:21:26,240
Speaker 4: off and like give it a new life, right, And

449
00:21:26,280 --> 00:21:30,320
Speaker 4: it's them having that conversation and then the mom comes

450
00:21:30,320 --> 00:21:31,520
Speaker 4: back to get it back at night.

451
00:21:32,720 --> 00:21:35,560
Speaker 2: Oh I love this. Yeah, this also reminds me. I

452
00:21:35,640 --> 00:21:37,600
Speaker 2: just watched The Mortician. I don't know if you watched that.

453
00:21:37,760 --> 00:21:39,520
Speaker 4: I watched it. I have a friend who lives near

454
00:21:39,560 --> 00:21:40,080
Speaker 4: that place.

455
00:21:40,440 --> 00:21:43,200
Speaker 2: No, we have you driven past?

456
00:21:43,440 --> 00:21:43,920
Speaker 4: Yeah?

457
00:21:44,040 --> 00:21:44,679
Speaker 2: What's left?

458
00:21:44,920 --> 00:21:46,440
Speaker 4: It's a lamp store now.

459
00:21:46,560 --> 00:21:48,640
Speaker 2: Oh, good lamps expensive?

460
00:21:48,640 --> 00:21:52,680
Speaker 4: I may The lamp industry is not not romanticized about anything.

461
00:21:52,760 --> 00:21:54,200
Speaker 2: No, they're like, you don't care.

462
00:21:54,080 --> 00:21:56,560
Speaker 4: What whose teeth got pulled out to be sold?

463
00:21:57,359 --> 00:22:00,760
Speaker 2: You will have got dragged off a body? It het frosts.

464
00:22:01,520 --> 00:22:04,639
Speaker 4: Do you think you'd be a good cremation worker?

465
00:22:05,240 --> 00:22:05,320
Speaker 3: No?

466
00:22:06,000 --> 00:22:09,640
Speaker 4: What job would you want in a crooked funeral home?

467
00:22:09,680 --> 00:22:12,760
Speaker 2: In a crooked funeral home, yes, I would probably want

468
00:22:12,800 --> 00:22:14,520
Speaker 2: to be. I would want to be doing the flowers

469
00:22:14,680 --> 00:22:18,800
Speaker 2: and overcharging for flowers. That's the easiest, cleanest job. You know,

470
00:22:18,920 --> 00:22:21,480
Speaker 2: everybody overcharges for flowers, so you don't feel as bad

471
00:22:21,520 --> 00:22:25,639
Speaker 2: about it. You're just in your shop, just in my shop.

472
00:22:25,760 --> 00:22:28,760
Speaker 2: You're not going where they're doing it, not smelling the

473
00:22:28,880 --> 00:22:32,719
Speaker 2: various things, not saying I couldn't deal with the bodies.

474
00:22:33,280 --> 00:22:33,960
Speaker 2: What would you do?

475
00:22:34,680 --> 00:22:37,960
Speaker 4: Is there a job that you clean up like little

476
00:22:38,080 --> 00:22:41,360
Speaker 4: trash that's been left in the the chapels.

477
00:22:41,119 --> 00:22:44,000
Speaker 2: Like various like Dorito's bags and cigarettes.

478
00:22:45,160 --> 00:22:47,560
Speaker 4: No, like indoor trash, like a little dixie cup.

479
00:22:47,840 --> 00:22:50,920
Speaker 2: That's what I'm talking about, funeral goers like popcorn buckets.

480
00:22:51,800 --> 00:22:57,320
Speaker 2: It's not Joe, try my grandma. Yeah, up the chapel.

481
00:22:57,359 --> 00:23:00,800
Speaker 4: I think that's a job, big gulf cups, a sweeper.

482
00:23:01,480 --> 00:23:03,760
Speaker 4: This is the problem, though, is I don't think there's

483
00:23:03,760 --> 00:23:04,639
Speaker 4: any good jobs.

484
00:23:05,000 --> 00:23:05,600
Speaker 2: I think.

485
00:23:06,920 --> 00:23:10,119
Speaker 4: If you're the flowers person, you're also you're in it.

486
00:23:10,400 --> 00:23:13,840
Speaker 2: You're in it, you're experiencing it being you're getting paid

487
00:23:13,840 --> 00:23:16,359
Speaker 2: too much. The mom who's pulling all the strings, you know,

488
00:23:16,400 --> 00:23:17,800
Speaker 2: because she was so heavily involved.

489
00:23:17,840 --> 00:23:18,679
Speaker 4: They loved her.

490
00:23:18,920 --> 00:23:22,639
Speaker 2: Everyone loved her. And she was a villain, an absolute devil.

491
00:23:22,920 --> 00:23:27,119
Speaker 4: She's the devil, but everyone talked about her just so rapturously.

492
00:23:27,400 --> 00:23:29,719
Speaker 2: Well, I guess she was a really sweet gal. Outside

493
00:23:29,760 --> 00:23:33,880
Speaker 2: of just robbing the general public and kind of orchestrating

494
00:23:33,920 --> 00:23:36,119
Speaker 2: all these bodies being burned at once. She had a

495
00:23:36,119 --> 00:23:37,040
Speaker 2: lot of good ideas.

496
00:23:37,840 --> 00:23:39,919
Speaker 4: It's bad And then when her son got caught and

497
00:23:39,960 --> 00:23:44,080
Speaker 4: went to prison, her son's wife was like, I can't

498
00:23:44,119 --> 00:23:48,320
Speaker 4: feed my children, and this beautiful, lovely woman told her

499
00:23:48,359 --> 00:23:51,159
Speaker 4: to go on food stamps instead of giving her money

500
00:23:51,720 --> 00:23:55,720
Speaker 4: for the grave robbing business that she profited off of.

501
00:23:57,320 --> 00:24:00,320
Speaker 2: Once you put a lot of hard work into that shed,

502
00:24:00,480 --> 00:24:01,760
Speaker 2: you know what she earned it.

503
00:24:02,080 --> 00:24:04,000
Speaker 4: This is why people with money have money is because

504
00:24:04,040 --> 00:24:05,080
Speaker 4: they save their money.

505
00:24:05,160 --> 00:24:08,000
Speaker 2: Yes, they save and earned they do. No one has

506
00:24:08,000 --> 00:24:11,240
Speaker 2: ever gotten money dishonestly. When you earn it, you deserve it,

507
00:24:11,240 --> 00:24:14,120
Speaker 2: and you shouldn't give it to other people, most all

508
00:24:14,160 --> 00:24:15,840
Speaker 2: your daughter in law and grandchildren.

509
00:24:16,160 --> 00:24:20,199
Speaker 4: What are kids gonna do with money? Why everyone's like

510
00:24:20,880 --> 00:24:24,360
Speaker 4: child support? Why does a kid they don't even have wallets?

511
00:24:25,080 --> 00:24:27,200
Speaker 4: Why is a kid using money for?

512
00:24:28,600 --> 00:24:30,800
Speaker 2: Yeah, there's something that you just had a huge problem

513
00:24:30,840 --> 00:24:31,400
Speaker 2: in the system.

514
00:24:31,520 --> 00:24:32,600
Speaker 4: I don't get it.

515
00:24:35,200 --> 00:24:37,879
Speaker 2: Can someone explain to me child explain it?

516
00:24:37,920 --> 00:24:38,880
Speaker 4: Like I'm vie.

517
00:24:40,840 --> 00:24:48,400
Speaker 2: For what? Well? Yeah, I think I probably would either

518
00:24:48,400 --> 00:24:50,520
Speaker 2: be the mom or the flower flop.

519
00:24:50,720 --> 00:24:53,800
Speaker 4: I think those are great answering. I honestly, I had

520
00:24:53,800 --> 00:24:55,600
Speaker 4: a phase where I wanted to become a funeral director.

521
00:24:55,800 --> 00:25:02,920
Speaker 4: Really yeah, at one age thirty four, So recently I

522
00:25:03,840 --> 00:25:06,160
Speaker 4: looked into it. There's a college nearby, you can get

523
00:25:06,600 --> 00:25:09,400
Speaker 4: the Pasadena. Yeah, Pasadena, like invented.

524
00:25:09,800 --> 00:25:10,880
Speaker 2: What's going on on death?

525
00:25:12,000 --> 00:25:13,119
Speaker 4: What's going on in Pasadena?

526
00:25:13,320 --> 00:25:16,040
Speaker 2: There's there's a lot of the occults. There's a lot

527
00:25:16,080 --> 00:25:18,080
Speaker 2: of things happening there.

528
00:25:18,440 --> 00:25:20,160
Speaker 4: You're right, there is the call the JPL.

529
00:25:20,400 --> 00:25:23,560
Speaker 2: There's the JPL cult and yeah, and how did that happen?

530
00:25:23,600 --> 00:25:27,000
Speaker 2: Because it was kind of sci fi cults, the devil

531
00:25:27,160 --> 00:25:27,399
Speaker 2: it was.

532
00:25:27,600 --> 00:25:31,440
Speaker 4: Yeah, it was like the scientists were also like sort

533
00:25:31,440 --> 00:25:33,040
Speaker 4: of Alistair Crowley.

534
00:25:32,680 --> 00:25:35,400
Speaker 2: I say, number one Satanist Alistair Crowley.

535
00:25:35,560 --> 00:25:38,160
Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't know. It's beautiful there.

536
00:25:38,080 --> 00:25:38,840
Speaker 2: It's gorgeous.

537
00:25:38,920 --> 00:25:41,000
Speaker 4: You need to invent something that's darker.

538
00:25:41,200 --> 00:25:43,159
Speaker 2: People have big houses. They're bored.

539
00:25:43,640 --> 00:25:45,160
Speaker 4: The houses are scary there.

540
00:25:45,320 --> 00:25:47,080
Speaker 2: Ye, people are like, oh my house is scary. What

541
00:25:47,119 --> 00:25:47,680
Speaker 2: should I do?

542
00:25:47,880 --> 00:25:53,560
Speaker 4: I will worship Saytan, Yeah, what were we talking about?

543
00:25:53,560 --> 00:25:57,520
Speaker 4: Oh that I I honestly, unfortunately, do think that I

544
00:25:57,560 --> 00:25:59,919
Speaker 4: would want to be down there mixing it up with

545
00:26:00,080 --> 00:26:02,560
Speaker 4: the tooth pluckers.

546
00:26:02,080 --> 00:26:03,520
Speaker 2: You would what?

547
00:26:04,359 --> 00:26:08,199
Speaker 4: Not because I want to, but because that seems like

548
00:26:08,680 --> 00:26:11,240
Speaker 4: the hardest, worst job, and that is sort of what

549
00:26:11,320 --> 00:26:13,200
Speaker 4: I gravitate towards.

550
00:26:13,200 --> 00:26:15,320
Speaker 2: You want to just miserable work.

551
00:26:16,760 --> 00:26:19,120
Speaker 4: Yeah, I want to be squeezed hard.

552
00:26:19,320 --> 00:26:21,080
Speaker 2: What's the most miserable job? You've ever had.

553
00:26:22,119 --> 00:26:27,920
Speaker 4: That's such a good question. Miserable. I had a job

554
00:26:28,520 --> 00:26:34,160
Speaker 4: after college working for a fabric manufacturer or a fabric

555
00:26:34,200 --> 00:26:36,879
Speaker 4: importer okay, okay, which was a woman. It was a

556
00:26:36,880 --> 00:26:40,160
Speaker 4: business run by a woman who lived in Chelsea, and

557
00:26:40,200 --> 00:26:42,399
Speaker 4: it was like she would have an assistant that rotated

558
00:26:42,400 --> 00:26:47,800
Speaker 4: around different UCB people. And the job was cold calling

559
00:26:48,440 --> 00:26:53,960
Speaker 4: fabric wholesalers to try to get them to buy a

560
00:26:54,320 --> 00:26:56,160
Speaker 4: like bulk orders of fabric.

561
00:26:57,200 --> 00:26:59,040
Speaker 2: How successful could that possibly be?

562
00:27:00,520 --> 00:27:04,240
Speaker 4: I don't know. I'll tell you something. They were not

563
00:27:04,240 --> 00:27:07,479
Speaker 4: successful when I was working there because I didn't The

564
00:27:07,520 --> 00:27:10,199
Speaker 4: only words I remember are ponting knit. So I was

565
00:27:10,240 --> 00:27:13,960
Speaker 4: calling places that I didn't know. I don't like talking

566
00:27:13,960 --> 00:27:16,680
Speaker 4: to people I don't know sure, and trying to sell

567
00:27:16,720 --> 00:27:19,760
Speaker 4: them something that I didn't understand and had never seen.

568
00:27:20,760 --> 00:27:23,400
Speaker 4: And I also was in charge of logging my own hours,

569
00:27:23,840 --> 00:27:26,879
Speaker 4: and because I didn't understand it at all, I spend

570
00:27:26,920 --> 00:27:31,639
Speaker 4: a lot of time trying like being shy, Right, I

571
00:27:31,680 --> 00:27:33,720
Speaker 4: guess I've had my hours because I spent so little

572
00:27:33,760 --> 00:27:35,080
Speaker 4: time working. Does that make sense?

573
00:27:35,119 --> 00:27:36,440
Speaker 2: A lot of us just spent stuttering.

574
00:27:36,480 --> 00:27:39,400
Speaker 4: And yet if you have a pit in your stomach,

575
00:27:39,960 --> 00:27:40,959
Speaker 4: that's actually working.

576
00:27:41,080 --> 00:27:44,040
Speaker 2: Oh, that's regardless of if you're working or not. I

577
00:27:44,040 --> 00:27:46,800
Speaker 2: would argue, that's more than working, that's double time time.

578
00:27:47,000 --> 00:27:50,440
Speaker 4: Yeah. So then she was I made no sales for her,

579
00:27:50,920 --> 00:27:52,840
Speaker 4: and after like a month she was looking at my time.

580
00:27:52,880 --> 00:27:58,000
Speaker 4: She's like, how is this possible? You work ten hours

581
00:27:58,800 --> 00:28:02,639
Speaker 4: this whole week and you sold nothing?

582
00:28:03,240 --> 00:28:04,560
Speaker 2: Did she pay for them?

583
00:28:05,240 --> 00:28:06,960
Speaker 4: She paid me out and then fired.

584
00:28:06,720 --> 00:28:10,720
Speaker 2: Me, but she continued to hire UCB people. I don't

585
00:28:10,720 --> 00:28:14,360
Speaker 2: know what she did. Number one comedy nerd, this fabric saleswoman.

586
00:28:15,840 --> 00:28:17,400
Speaker 4: Do you want to buy Ponting knit?

587
00:28:17,800 --> 00:28:18,800
Speaker 2: Sure? Tell me about it.

588
00:28:19,600 --> 00:28:24,160
Speaker 4: No, I can't, And I don't want to be talking

589
00:28:24,200 --> 00:28:26,560
Speaker 4: to you at all right now. A shy doorder door salesman.

590
00:28:27,840 --> 00:28:28,840
Speaker 2: That's that's what I would be.

591
00:28:29,280 --> 00:28:31,560
Speaker 4: Yeah, well, I think you'd be a great doorder door salesman.

592
00:28:32,320 --> 00:28:33,159
Speaker 2: So insulting.

593
00:28:34,320 --> 00:28:37,000
Speaker 4: That is insulting. I'm sorry. You're friendly and you have

594
00:28:37,040 --> 00:28:37,879
Speaker 4: a nice voice.

595
00:28:38,120 --> 00:28:40,960
Speaker 2: I would be horrible. I would crumble, what kind of

596
00:28:40,960 --> 00:28:43,320
Speaker 2: horrible would you be? I don't like talking to people

597
00:28:43,360 --> 00:28:48,720
Speaker 2: I don't know. Really, I don't like imposing, Okay, I don't.

598
00:28:48,800 --> 00:28:51,239
Speaker 2: I'm just a bad salesperson, to be honest, I've been

599
00:28:51,280 --> 00:28:54,640
Speaker 2: in I've been in SALESI ish jobs and been so bad.

600
00:28:54,440 --> 00:28:56,440
Speaker 4: As what described to me as sales issue.

601
00:28:56,920 --> 00:28:59,400
Speaker 2: Let's see it. The first one that comes to I've

602
00:28:59,600 --> 00:29:03,320
Speaker 2: both were kind of retailish. One was Apple store that

603
00:29:03,560 --> 00:29:08,360
Speaker 2: is a social owner, and I an Apple computer at

604
00:29:08,400 --> 00:29:10,880
Speaker 2: the time, so I was not only trying to sell

605
00:29:10,920 --> 00:29:12,760
Speaker 2: these things. I didn't know anything about them because I

606
00:29:12,760 --> 00:29:14,000
Speaker 2: didn't I owned an iPod.

607
00:29:14,720 --> 00:29:17,200
Speaker 4: No, so I titled genius.

608
00:29:17,720 --> 00:29:20,320
Speaker 2: Thank God they didn't let me see as a genius.

609
00:29:21,640 --> 00:29:25,320
Speaker 2: A genius. I don't know anything, Please God, No, I

610
00:29:25,360 --> 00:29:27,960
Speaker 2: let no one ask me a question today because I

611
00:29:28,000 --> 00:29:29,920
Speaker 2: don't know anything. That's how I felt. So I was

612
00:29:29,960 --> 00:29:31,840
Speaker 2: like I would just kind of like not make eye

613
00:29:31,840 --> 00:29:34,000
Speaker 2: contact with customers and kind of just buzz around and

614
00:29:34,040 --> 00:29:36,560
Speaker 2: try to stay near music stuff so I can answer

615
00:29:36,600 --> 00:29:37,720
Speaker 2: questions about iPods.

616
00:29:38,120 --> 00:29:39,360
Speaker 4: Oh no, I.

617
00:29:39,280 --> 00:29:41,200
Speaker 2: Think it was probably like six months before I actually

618
00:29:41,240 --> 00:29:42,720
Speaker 2: because then they give you a discount on a computer

619
00:29:42,800 --> 00:29:44,520
Speaker 2: because I think they're like, please God, buy one of

620
00:29:44,520 --> 00:29:47,560
Speaker 2: our products. So I bought I think six months in.

621
00:29:47,640 --> 00:29:49,880
Speaker 2: But then I think I worked for eight months total

622
00:29:49,960 --> 00:29:51,960
Speaker 2: or something, and then I went back to work. But

623
00:29:52,000 --> 00:29:53,880
Speaker 2: whatever that one, and then I worked at best Buy

624
00:29:54,360 --> 00:29:57,280
Speaker 2: selling and as a cashier. This thing you have to

625
00:29:57,320 --> 00:30:01,480
Speaker 2: sell is product replacement plans, which is like insurance on

626
00:30:01,480 --> 00:30:05,240
Speaker 2: your CD player or whatever, and then free subscriptions to

627
00:30:05,360 --> 00:30:07,360
Speaker 2: Entertainment Weekly or Sports Illustrated.

628
00:30:08,000 --> 00:30:11,360
Speaker 4: That's the scammiest shit. You were also pitch it to

629
00:30:11,400 --> 00:30:14,200
Speaker 4: them at the registered Yes, what would you say.

630
00:30:14,320 --> 00:30:16,080
Speaker 2: Would you like to sign up for eight free weeks

631
00:30:16,120 --> 00:30:18,840
Speaker 2: of Entertainment Weekly or Sports Illustrated? To like, what the

632
00:30:18,880 --> 00:30:21,760
Speaker 2: fuck I'm buying headphones that I'm gonna return? What do

633
00:30:21,840 --> 00:30:23,480
Speaker 2: you talk? Why are we talking?

634
00:30:23,720 --> 00:30:24,360
Speaker 4: Yeah?

635
00:30:24,400 --> 00:30:26,960
Speaker 2: And then then you like had to then you would

636
00:30:26,960 --> 00:30:29,320
Speaker 2: hope that the man manager wasn't nearby because you could

637
00:30:29,320 --> 00:30:31,440
Speaker 2: be like, you can just give me your credit card

638
00:30:31,480 --> 00:30:33,760
Speaker 2: number and then cancel right here, because you know, you're

639
00:30:33,800 --> 00:30:35,880
Speaker 2: like just trying to get people to sign up for

640
00:30:35,920 --> 00:30:36,320
Speaker 2: these things.

641
00:30:36,360 --> 00:30:37,520
Speaker 4: Did you have a quota?

642
00:30:37,720 --> 00:30:39,840
Speaker 2: Of course, there was a whole thing, and then fuck,

643
00:30:39,920 --> 00:30:41,760
Speaker 2: you didn't make commission, So it's like, why am I

644
00:30:41,800 --> 00:30:42,040
Speaker 2: doing it?

645
00:30:42,080 --> 00:30:44,960
Speaker 4: It's pressure. I worked at Victoria's Secret for a little

646
00:30:44,960 --> 00:30:46,480
Speaker 4: bit and they try to get us to get people

647
00:30:46,520 --> 00:30:48,880
Speaker 4: to sign up for the bullshit in store credit cards

648
00:30:49,440 --> 00:30:51,640
Speaker 4: and they were like, you need to do one per

649
00:30:51,680 --> 00:30:54,280
Speaker 4: shift at least. That's a lot and I was like,

650
00:30:55,160 --> 00:30:58,120
Speaker 4: I will not. I think I worked there for a

651
00:30:58,160 --> 00:31:01,000
Speaker 4: few months and I, oh, it's got one person to

652
00:31:01,000 --> 00:31:03,200
Speaker 4: do it. And then she couldn't find her driver's license.

653
00:31:04,240 --> 00:31:05,280
Speaker 4: Gives you so close?

654
00:31:05,480 --> 00:31:11,880
Speaker 2: Can you pitch me on a Victoria's Secret credit card?

655
00:31:15,320 --> 00:31:25,360
Speaker 2: An underwear card? Sure that sounds good? Oh no, oh no, no,

656
00:31:25,400 --> 00:31:25,880
Speaker 2: it's horrible.

657
00:31:25,880 --> 00:31:27,960
Speaker 4: And you're interested in signing up for an Angel's card.

658
00:31:28,120 --> 00:31:29,560
Speaker 2: Oh that's what they're called angels.

659
00:31:29,720 --> 00:31:32,880
Speaker 4: I my mouth remembered it, my brain did card. You

660
00:31:32,960 --> 00:31:34,560
Speaker 4: seem to really easily remember.

661
00:31:35,000 --> 00:31:36,800
Speaker 2: Oh, like that came out of me, Like, I mean,

662
00:31:36,840 --> 00:31:40,960
Speaker 2: this is such a long time ago. This is brainwashing, brainwashing. Yeah,

663
00:31:41,040 --> 00:31:43,800
Speaker 2: I've been brainwashed. Yeah, and people don't talk about that

664
00:31:43,920 --> 00:31:46,440
Speaker 2: enough about me, what I've been through.

665
00:31:46,800 --> 00:31:48,400
Speaker 4: What do you want them to say in your fantasy?

666
00:31:48,400 --> 00:31:53,000
Speaker 2: What do they say he was brainwashed? I think that's easy.

667
00:31:53,600 --> 00:31:57,320
Speaker 4: Spread the word he was brainwashed. And look at him now,

668
00:31:57,480 --> 00:32:00,880
Speaker 4: and look at him now, he's doing so good. That's

669
00:32:00,880 --> 00:32:01,560
Speaker 4: so sweet.

670
00:32:02,440 --> 00:32:03,200
Speaker 2: Spread the word.

671
00:32:03,240 --> 00:32:03,400
Speaker 3: Well.

672
00:32:03,520 --> 00:32:06,360
Speaker 2: I think, look, there's something else we have to talk about. Yes,

673
00:32:07,040 --> 00:32:10,000
Speaker 2: another thing I'm not that comfortable talking about. I was

674
00:32:10,560 --> 00:32:12,320
Speaker 2: so happy you would be on the podcast. I was

675
00:32:12,360 --> 00:32:14,720
Speaker 2: really excited you would come and do the show. Thought,

676
00:32:14,720 --> 00:32:18,160
Speaker 2: Anna will come by. We'll have a nice conversation, you

677
00:32:18,520 --> 00:32:21,280
Speaker 2: will share secrets. We'll get into it and have a

678
00:32:21,360 --> 00:32:24,880
Speaker 2: nice time, and then our lives will move on. The

679
00:32:24,920 --> 00:32:28,040
Speaker 2: podcast is called I Said No Gifts. I don't know

680
00:32:28,040 --> 00:32:31,760
Speaker 2: if you got an email or a call or anything. Okay,

681
00:32:31,880 --> 00:32:34,920
Speaker 2: interesting because you did kind of walk into the studio.

682
00:32:35,320 --> 00:32:38,400
Speaker 2: I would say, kind of stride into the studio today

683
00:32:38,440 --> 00:32:44,760
Speaker 2: holding what's obviously a gift. Yeah, okay, is that for me?

684
00:32:46,440 --> 00:32:50,600
Speaker 2: Well yeah, okay, I skim the email. Oh you're a skimmer.

685
00:32:51,280 --> 00:32:54,040
Speaker 4: Yeah, but it did say please bring a gift.

686
00:32:54,280 --> 00:32:54,880
Speaker 2: Oh. Interesting.

687
00:32:54,880 --> 00:32:57,840
Speaker 4: On the podcast, make sure it's wrapped, because that's part

688
00:32:57,840 --> 00:33:00,440
Speaker 4: of it. It's funny that it's called I Said No Gifts,

689
00:33:00,640 --> 00:33:03,240
Speaker 4: and the joke will be that you bring one, and

690
00:33:03,280 --> 00:33:04,520
Speaker 4: then he'll act offended.

691
00:33:04,880 --> 00:33:08,920
Speaker 2: That is not in the email. Yes, it is absolutely

692
00:33:08,960 --> 00:33:10,920
Speaker 2: not in the email. And the email went like this,

693
00:33:11,400 --> 00:33:14,560
Speaker 2: It was moving its head all around. Well, okay, so

694
00:33:14,600 --> 00:33:16,320
Speaker 2: you've come here to lie in my to my face,

695
00:33:16,600 --> 00:33:20,360
Speaker 2: Lie in your face, lie in my face, lie in

696
00:33:20,360 --> 00:33:24,160
Speaker 2: my arms. As I whispered you lie in your that

697
00:33:24,760 --> 00:33:25,320
Speaker 2: I'm ready.

698
00:33:26,520 --> 00:33:26,840
Speaker 4: Yeah.

699
00:33:26,920 --> 00:33:29,080
Speaker 2: Should I open it here on the podcast? Yes?

700
00:33:31,960 --> 00:33:35,680
Speaker 4: Okay, I'm giving you a gift that's a classic me gift,

701
00:33:35,920 --> 00:33:40,600
Speaker 4: which is so tall, an insecure gift that's a bunch

702
00:33:40,640 --> 00:33:44,480
Speaker 4: of stuff, okay, a grab bag. Is this not okay?

703
00:33:44,720 --> 00:33:45,560
Speaker 2: That's here?

704
00:33:45,840 --> 00:33:47,240
Speaker 4: If it's not okay, I have a thing that I

705
00:33:47,240 --> 00:33:49,000
Speaker 4: want you to pull out from it.

706
00:33:49,000 --> 00:33:51,920
Speaker 2: It's okay, it's okay, Okay, it's Okayause I know that

707
00:33:51,920 --> 00:33:52,480
Speaker 2: that's cheating.

708
00:33:52,480 --> 00:33:53,960
Speaker 4: But this is the way that I give gifts with

709
00:33:54,040 --> 00:33:57,040
Speaker 4: friends is I feel insecure, and I put too much

710
00:33:57,040 --> 00:33:58,760
Speaker 4: stuff in, and I put it in like an ironic

711
00:33:58,800 --> 00:34:03,640
Speaker 4: leftover bag. This is an edible arrangements bouquet bag. I

712
00:34:04,000 --> 00:34:07,440
Speaker 4: wrote on an awards show, and Edible Arrangements sent three

713
00:34:07,560 --> 00:34:10,560
Speaker 4: arrangements that were my size and a big, beautiful bouquet

714
00:34:10,600 --> 00:34:12,960
Speaker 4: of like eighty flowers, Oh my god, and no one

715
00:34:13,080 --> 00:34:15,640
Speaker 4: touched any of it. Of course, I ate so much

716
00:34:15,680 --> 00:34:18,200
Speaker 4: fruit I almost died. And then I took home the flowers,

717
00:34:18,239 --> 00:34:19,080
Speaker 4: which were all dead.

718
00:34:19,440 --> 00:34:22,960
Speaker 2: What were the arrangements fruit? Like? What was the shape like?

719
00:34:23,600 --> 00:34:26,120
Speaker 4: I don't The shape was like a hot air balloon.

720
00:34:26,719 --> 00:34:28,960
Speaker 4: But all of it was like the wedges of it.

721
00:34:28,960 --> 00:34:31,520
Speaker 4: It wasn't like a little chunk of melon. It was

722
00:34:31,560 --> 00:34:35,440
Speaker 4: like an entire crescent of honeydew, but naked.

723
00:34:35,880 --> 00:34:37,399
Speaker 2: Interesting. I love honey honey.

724
00:34:37,640 --> 00:34:39,359
Speaker 4: Oh my god, I was dressed. I was like, these

725
00:34:39,400 --> 00:34:40,400
Speaker 4: all have to get eaten.

726
00:34:41,680 --> 00:34:45,560
Speaker 2: Was edible arrangements to funerals? God, I bet they do

727
00:34:46,080 --> 00:34:49,839
Speaker 2: have a nice fruit wreath in front of the tall

728
00:34:49,920 --> 00:34:55,280
Speaker 2: this is it's a tall in this.

729
00:34:54,280 --> 00:34:55,680
Speaker 4: Yeah, and it's great for a bouquet because you can

730
00:34:55,680 --> 00:34:56,839
Speaker 4: put water in the bottom of the bag.

731
00:34:57,000 --> 00:34:59,880
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, of course. Yeah. Okay, so we're opening it.

732
00:35:00,000 --> 00:35:02,920
Speaker 2: It's a very tall, kind of transparent bag from edible

733
00:35:03,040 --> 00:35:08,360
Speaker 2: Arrangements and with this gorgeous sage ribbon that I'm struggling

734
00:35:09,280 --> 00:35:11,160
Speaker 2: right here we go. Okay, so time does it matter?

735
00:35:11,719 --> 00:35:11,799
Speaker 1: No?

736
00:35:11,920 --> 00:35:12,960
Speaker 4: I thought we'd just play.

737
00:35:13,600 --> 00:35:15,440
Speaker 2: My arm isn't long enough to get to the bottom

738
00:35:15,440 --> 00:35:15,719
Speaker 2: of stick.

739
00:35:16,120 --> 00:35:17,600
Speaker 4: Put it on the floor and then reach it.

740
00:35:17,680 --> 00:35:20,439
Speaker 2: Does it even further away my body?

741
00:35:20,400 --> 00:35:20,600
Speaker 1: Yeah?

742
00:35:21,000 --> 00:35:23,040
Speaker 2: Does it matter which thing I bring up first? No,

743
00:35:23,280 --> 00:35:26,080
Speaker 2: it's going to be like jazz okay, of course, kind

744
00:35:26,120 --> 00:35:30,640
Speaker 2: of a jazz guy. Okay, Oh this is great. Already

745
00:35:30,680 --> 00:35:34,680
Speaker 2: we've got a beautiful uh slinky radio rainbow slinky.

746
00:35:35,200 --> 00:35:37,200
Speaker 4: I don't know when I got that, but it is

747
00:35:37,480 --> 00:35:42,920
Speaker 4: unopened new inbox. Mint condition, and I be, and I

748
00:35:43,080 --> 00:35:47,000
Speaker 4: keep it in a little pile of things for if

749
00:35:47,040 --> 00:35:48,640
Speaker 4: I have a friend with a kid who comes over.

750
00:35:49,400 --> 00:35:51,880
Speaker 4: This is my pile of children, like the.

751
00:35:51,719 --> 00:35:53,920
Speaker 2: Person you are. It's like a dentist office treasure box.

752
00:35:53,960 --> 00:35:56,040
Speaker 4: Well this is I think this is the last one

753
00:35:56,080 --> 00:35:56,760
Speaker 4: of two things.

754
00:35:56,880 --> 00:35:58,000
Speaker 2: Oh there were two objects.

755
00:35:58,360 --> 00:36:01,040
Speaker 4: Yeah, but I've lost confidence in a kid being interested

756
00:36:01,040 --> 00:36:01,759
Speaker 4: in overtime.

757
00:36:02,480 --> 00:36:05,800
Speaker 2: Now I've never seen a slinking Is this a spine

758
00:36:05,880 --> 00:36:06,080
Speaker 2: on it?

759
00:36:06,200 --> 00:36:08,879
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's it's never stuck together a little bit. Oh

760
00:36:08,920 --> 00:36:09,839
Speaker 4: it's also quite old.

761
00:36:09,920 --> 00:36:15,479
Speaker 2: Yeah, like it's like sealed. Yeah. Isn't that fun? Oh yeah,

762
00:36:15,760 --> 00:36:22,200
Speaker 2: crack the spine on that baby, careful, be careful, snatch

763
00:36:22,239 --> 00:36:24,960
Speaker 2: it out of my hands. Okay, now it's tied into them.

764
00:36:25,000 --> 00:36:27,959
Speaker 4: Oh he likes you.

765
00:36:28,000 --> 00:36:29,640
Speaker 2: This could be the rest of the episode. Is me

766
00:36:29,760 --> 00:36:30,600
Speaker 2: now being wait.

767
00:36:30,440 --> 00:36:32,640
Speaker 4: Okay, yeah, just okay, Now push the part that you

768
00:36:32,680 --> 00:36:33,479
Speaker 4: have in your right hands.

769
00:36:33,600 --> 00:36:36,640
Speaker 2: Yeah, there you go it stressful see directing? Wow where

770
00:36:36,640 --> 00:36:39,319
Speaker 2: did you oh did you can't get Where did you

771
00:36:39,320 --> 00:36:41,520
Speaker 2: get this? I don't know.

772
00:36:41,760 --> 00:36:44,239
Speaker 4: It's been in the do children like this pile for

773
00:36:44,280 --> 00:36:47,520
Speaker 4: so long? I think I got it as like there

774
00:36:47,520 --> 00:36:49,880
Speaker 4: were leftover prizes at a dunk tank or something.

775
00:36:49,920 --> 00:36:53,000
Speaker 2: I have no idea. It's beautiful. I've never seen a

776
00:36:53,360 --> 00:36:56,240
Speaker 2: rainbow slinking like I only ever see the metal ones.

777
00:36:57,440 --> 00:36:59,360
Speaker 4: Wow, those are like the historic ones.

778
00:37:00,760 --> 00:37:03,719
Speaker 2: What did you do? I broke it? No, it's just

779
00:37:04,360 --> 00:37:05,560
Speaker 2: break it. Don't you try to.

780
00:37:06,840 --> 00:37:07,880
Speaker 4: I'm just amazing.

781
00:37:08,120 --> 00:37:13,280
Speaker 2: It's like it ruined here. You can like this like this.

782
00:37:13,760 --> 00:37:15,640
Speaker 2: It's good for like a phone call. I like to

783
00:37:15,680 --> 00:37:17,040
Speaker 2: have a thing on a phone call that I can

784
00:37:17,040 --> 00:37:18,600
Speaker 2: play with, like a fidget spinner.

785
00:37:18,680 --> 00:37:23,200
Speaker 4: Like a fidget spinner, you can go like that. You

786
00:37:23,200 --> 00:37:24,880
Speaker 4: can try to get it to go downstairs. But the

787
00:37:25,000 --> 00:37:26,160
Speaker 4: small ones just do that.

788
00:37:26,320 --> 00:37:27,319
Speaker 2: They kind of just die.

789
00:37:27,600 --> 00:37:28,760
Speaker 4: They fall diacic.

790
00:37:28,800 --> 00:37:31,160
Speaker 2: Looks like it has lost its skeleton or something. Let's

791
00:37:31,160 --> 00:37:33,640
Speaker 2: see if we can do it off. I think it

792
00:37:33,680 --> 00:37:34,120
Speaker 2: fell down.

793
00:37:34,640 --> 00:37:36,120
Speaker 4: That's the cool thing about slinkies is if you drop

794
00:37:36,200 --> 00:37:37,359
Speaker 4: them off a table, they fall down.

795
00:37:38,440 --> 00:37:43,040
Speaker 2: That's why they called it that. I honestly with without stairs,

796
00:37:43,080 --> 00:37:44,560
Speaker 2: I don't really see the point of a slinking.

797
00:37:45,560 --> 00:37:47,359
Speaker 4: It's to do exactly what you're doing right now.

798
00:37:47,400 --> 00:37:49,719
Speaker 2: This is them. This is like the reason you have

799
00:37:49,760 --> 00:37:52,120
Speaker 2: a slinky is to kind of just accordion style.

800
00:37:52,320 --> 00:37:53,959
Speaker 4: Oh and you can also hold it.

801
00:37:53,960 --> 00:37:55,839
Speaker 2: Actually, a little closer to the mic so we can

802
00:37:55,840 --> 00:37:57,960
Speaker 2: get that asmr oh.

803
00:37:57,880 --> 00:38:04,360
Speaker 4: Yeah like that, yeah and also yeah, like back and

804
00:38:04,400 --> 00:38:06,960
Speaker 4: forth like like that. Well, when there's a kink in it,

805
00:38:06,960 --> 00:38:08,040
Speaker 4: it doesn't slink as much.

806
00:38:08,120 --> 00:38:13,000
Speaker 2: There's no kink in it. Yeah, I like that.

807
00:38:13,120 --> 00:38:13,920
Speaker 4: You're smiling now.

808
00:38:13,960 --> 00:38:16,560
Speaker 2: I feel I've never done this with the slinky before.

809
00:38:16,760 --> 00:38:19,480
Speaker 4: Really, that's the whole thing I've done with slinkies.

810
00:38:19,040 --> 00:38:21,160
Speaker 2: Evidently, the one thing you're supposed to do with it.

811
00:38:21,480 --> 00:38:21,760
Speaker 1: Yeah.

812
00:38:21,840 --> 00:38:22,799
Speaker 2: Oh, I like it a lot.

813
00:38:23,239 --> 00:38:26,839
Speaker 4: The slinkies that can go downstairs. You need the metal heft.

814
00:38:27,280 --> 00:38:29,560
Speaker 2: To do the plastics not going plastics.

815
00:38:29,800 --> 00:38:31,960
Speaker 4: It can try, but it will it'll fall.

816
00:38:32,360 --> 00:38:34,359
Speaker 2: How often are you having like a long phone call.

817
00:38:36,960 --> 00:38:39,840
Speaker 4: I'm a verbal thinker, so all the time really just

818
00:38:39,880 --> 00:38:40,279
Speaker 4: takes a.

819
00:38:40,239 --> 00:38:44,200
Speaker 2: While, Like daily you'll have multiple long for I mean no.

820
00:38:44,280 --> 00:38:46,560
Speaker 4: Like I would say, a long phone call is like

821
00:38:47,360 --> 00:38:50,160
Speaker 4: an eleven minute phone call. Oh okay, where I need

822
00:38:50,200 --> 00:38:53,319
Speaker 4: to have my hands doing something, right. Do you ever

823
00:38:53,600 --> 00:38:55,359
Speaker 4: get off a phone call and look down and you've

824
00:38:55,400 --> 00:38:59,319
Speaker 4: made like a hereditary, weird haunted like doll out of

825
00:38:59,360 --> 00:39:03,320
Speaker 4: like paper clips and like bobby pins and stuff.

826
00:39:03,960 --> 00:39:05,520
Speaker 2: I hang up and I'm like, what did I make.

827
00:39:06,280 --> 00:39:08,480
Speaker 2: I wonder it's kind of like automatic writing or something

828
00:39:08,719 --> 00:39:11,040
Speaker 2: where your brain is one place and your hand is

829
00:39:11,040 --> 00:39:11,759
Speaker 2: doing something else.

830
00:39:11,840 --> 00:39:13,960
Speaker 4: It's fucked up. The devil is working through my hands,

831
00:39:13,960 --> 00:39:17,160
Speaker 4: the devil when I'm going right, okay, yeah, yeah.

832
00:39:17,480 --> 00:39:20,080
Speaker 2: That sounds good. I like to doodle while I'm on

833
00:39:20,120 --> 00:39:21,520
Speaker 2: a long phone call. What do you?

834
00:39:21,560 --> 00:39:24,440
Speaker 4: What kind of do? What are your classic go to witch?

835
00:39:24,680 --> 00:39:27,920
Speaker 2: I love a little witch witch. Yeah, little people, various

836
00:39:27,960 --> 00:39:28,960
Speaker 2: small people.

837
00:39:28,719 --> 00:39:29,720
Speaker 4: Whole body or face.

838
00:39:30,440 --> 00:39:32,839
Speaker 2: I start with face, and then I'm not as good

839
00:39:32,840 --> 00:39:36,319
Speaker 2: with body and arms and hands. It gets harder as

840
00:39:36,360 --> 00:39:38,759
Speaker 2: you go down. But with a witch you kind of

841
00:39:38,760 --> 00:39:41,080
Speaker 2: have a like you know, a dress is not hard

842
00:39:41,080 --> 00:39:43,560
Speaker 2: to draw, A little striped legs are not hard to draw.

843
00:39:44,080 --> 00:39:45,480
Speaker 4: And the curly shoe, that's.

844
00:39:45,360 --> 00:39:47,800
Speaker 2: The curly shoes so fun. The little boot with a

845
00:39:47,840 --> 00:39:51,600
Speaker 2: heel a wizard, that's an easy one to draw.

846
00:39:51,680 --> 00:39:53,920
Speaker 4: Oh you can do that too. That's another thing. You

847
00:39:53,960 --> 00:39:55,520
Speaker 4: can go like, what the hell?

848
00:39:56,840 --> 00:39:59,040
Speaker 2: And you can also put it on your wrist like

849
00:39:59,040 --> 00:40:01,399
Speaker 2: a bracelet. I wonder if that'll fit over my hand.

850
00:40:01,440 --> 00:40:02,239
Speaker 2: Oh that looks good.

851
00:40:02,239 --> 00:40:04,320
Speaker 4: Actually, I was really scared. That was the feeling of

852
00:40:04,360 --> 00:40:06,160
Speaker 4: getting in a roller coaster seat where you're like, am

853
00:40:06,200 --> 00:40:08,000
Speaker 4: I gonna fit? This is gonna be embarrassing.

854
00:40:08,080 --> 00:40:13,160
Speaker 2: I wonder if my hands are I'm putting for.

855
00:40:13,160 --> 00:40:15,719
Speaker 4: The listener he's trying to put it on.

856
00:40:17,040 --> 00:40:18,319
Speaker 2: We're gonna have to butter up my.

857
00:40:18,840 --> 00:40:21,880
Speaker 4: Thick thumb joint. It's is a handsome feature.

858
00:40:23,040 --> 00:40:25,759
Speaker 2: Oh I guess you can kind of just cheat it.

859
00:40:25,840 --> 00:40:26,480
Speaker 4: Yeah, exactly.

860
00:40:26,680 --> 00:40:29,120
Speaker 2: Oh well, this is can fit on anyone. It's rest them.

861
00:40:29,440 --> 00:40:31,480
Speaker 2: That's not if you've got the time.

862
00:40:31,640 --> 00:40:34,400
Speaker 4: If you got the time, and it feels nice to

863
00:40:34,440 --> 00:40:36,279
Speaker 4: go like this when it's on your wrist, like move

864
00:40:36,320 --> 00:40:38,319
Speaker 4: your hand back and forth because it'll go like.

865
00:40:39,719 --> 00:40:43,000
Speaker 2: Get this on completely. This is really for you.

866
00:40:43,040 --> 00:40:44,120
Speaker 4: Look like you're from the future.

867
00:40:44,160 --> 00:40:46,719
Speaker 2: Now, Oh my god, I look so good. I'll look

868
00:40:46,719 --> 00:40:52,239
Speaker 2: at that. It looks good. Everyone loves it on me,

869
00:40:52,640 --> 00:40:54,439
Speaker 2: they do, okay, and I'm gonna use it to reach

870
00:40:54,440 --> 00:40:56,080
Speaker 2: into the bag again. Oh my god.

871
00:40:56,200 --> 00:40:56,800
Speaker 4: Okay, great.

872
00:40:57,560 --> 00:41:01,239
Speaker 2: There's so many objects in here, a lot. You're a

873
00:41:01,360 --> 00:41:04,279
Speaker 2: bad uh. I was gonna say a bad game game

874
00:41:04,400 --> 00:41:05,480
Speaker 2: is called bad Choice.

875
00:41:06,000 --> 00:41:10,600
Speaker 4: This is a a type of what's it called Cards

876
00:41:10,600 --> 00:41:15,799
Speaker 4: against Humanity type game that is a spin off that's a.

877
00:41:15,719 --> 00:41:18,160
Speaker 2: Different company, Okay, different company.

878
00:41:17,880 --> 00:41:22,640
Speaker 4: In bookstores or target. There is an entire half of

879
00:41:22,840 --> 00:41:26,880
Speaker 4: an aisle that's this kind of thing, right, and this

880
00:41:27,080 --> 00:41:30,640
Speaker 4: is like it pull out, just pull out a card.

881
00:41:30,680 --> 00:41:34,560
Speaker 4: It's called bad choices. This was given to us by selus.

882
00:41:34,920 --> 00:41:38,880
Speaker 4: It's given to us by people who love cards against humanity.

883
00:41:39,719 --> 00:41:44,520
Speaker 2: Which I'm trying to neutral. Yeah, trying? Okay, great, and

884
00:41:45,160 --> 00:41:47,319
Speaker 2: keep the party going. Okay, let's pull a card out.

885
00:41:48,080 --> 00:41:50,680
Speaker 2: This says, would you ever lie about a person to

886
00:41:50,719 --> 00:41:55,840
Speaker 2: get them fired? Sure? Yeah?

887
00:41:56,400 --> 00:41:59,439
Speaker 4: The conversation ends after are you a piece of shit?

888
00:42:00,680 --> 00:42:01,240
Speaker 4: Keep going?

889
00:42:01,400 --> 00:42:03,239
Speaker 2: I do it constantly. I found somebody who ever?

890
00:42:03,400 --> 00:42:04,680
Speaker 4: Let I need more context.

891
00:42:05,120 --> 00:42:08,200
Speaker 2: Okay, let's see here. Would you spend the night in

892
00:42:08,280 --> 00:42:11,160
Speaker 2: a full porta potty for ten thousand dollars? See, this

893
00:42:11,239 --> 00:42:13,120
Speaker 2: is where you know my attitude towards the game is

894
00:42:13,160 --> 00:42:14,120
Speaker 2: getting worse and worse.

895
00:42:14,640 --> 00:42:15,000
Speaker 4: Would you?

896
00:42:16,520 --> 00:42:19,560
Speaker 2: I would? I would spend the night like buried, like

897
00:42:19,600 --> 00:42:24,439
Speaker 2: in a coffin for twenty dollars? What are we talking about?

898
00:42:24,520 --> 00:42:30,080
Speaker 2: Sounds nice? Some quiet? It's a little float tank. Ten

899
00:42:30,120 --> 00:42:31,560
Speaker 2: thousand dollars? Ye have course?

900
00:42:31,719 --> 00:42:32,839
Speaker 4: How long is a night?

901
00:42:33,680 --> 00:42:38,480
Speaker 2: That's nothing? Which you would? Yeah? My superpower is I

902
00:42:38,480 --> 00:42:40,960
Speaker 2: don't mind porta potties? Oh interesting, I can hang with it.

903
00:42:41,000 --> 00:42:42,319
Speaker 4: I think it's the same part of me that would

904
00:42:42,320 --> 00:42:45,640
Speaker 4: want to be ripping out teeth. Oh right, most people

905
00:42:45,680 --> 00:42:47,840
Speaker 4: would hate this, and I can put up with anything.

906
00:42:47,960 --> 00:42:49,759
Speaker 2: I almost feel like it's the cleaner smell in a

907
00:42:49,800 --> 00:42:53,400
Speaker 2: porta potty that's the real problem. Yeah, that stuff.

908
00:42:53,160 --> 00:42:55,719
Speaker 4: Is how would you describe that smell?

909
00:42:56,200 --> 00:42:59,440
Speaker 2: Like the smell of a gag? Do you know what

910
00:42:59,440 --> 00:43:02,799
Speaker 2: I mean? That's it's like so, I mean, it's just

911
00:43:02,920 --> 00:43:05,400
Speaker 2: horrible industrial Okay, let's get one more out of here.

912
00:43:05,440 --> 00:43:07,719
Speaker 2: Out of bad choices the game and this is like

913
00:43:07,760 --> 00:43:11,279
Speaker 2: a wild card. Have you ever had more than eight

914
00:43:11,320 --> 00:43:18,560
Speaker 2: shots in one night? Yeah? I love These are yes

915
00:43:18,640 --> 00:43:21,319
Speaker 2: or no questions. It really is just people contending with

916
00:43:22,320 --> 00:43:25,200
Speaker 2: am i abusis shit. And then I guess like at

917
00:43:25,200 --> 00:43:27,600
Speaker 2: some point the box just goes to the side and

918
00:43:27,640 --> 00:43:32,719
Speaker 2: then everyone continue trying to make anyone looks at their feet. Yeah.

919
00:43:32,719 --> 00:43:35,160
Speaker 2: I don't know if this is how you feel about

920
00:43:35,320 --> 00:43:38,000
Speaker 2: this style of game, Cards against Humanity, whatever, where it

921
00:43:38,080 --> 00:43:40,839
Speaker 2: kind of is like trying to make you feel like

922
00:43:40,880 --> 00:43:45,440
Speaker 2: a naughty person or whatever. Yes, it's very like morning radio.

923
00:43:46,040 --> 00:43:50,360
Speaker 4: It's like it's for religious people to be like, I

924
00:43:50,400 --> 00:43:53,040
Speaker 4: can't believe I did a crazy thing last night, right,

925
00:43:53,520 --> 00:43:56,480
Speaker 4: and the crazy thing was would you kiss an ant

926
00:43:57,520 --> 00:44:04,480
Speaker 4: for a hundred donuts? You're like that was crazy?

927
00:44:04,800 --> 00:44:09,359
Speaker 2: Yeah, they And sometimes you get drawn into these, you know,

928
00:44:09,400 --> 00:44:11,080
Speaker 2: like you'll go to an event or a party or

929
00:44:11,080 --> 00:44:13,719
Speaker 2: something and someone's playing it and then the feeling for

930
00:44:13,800 --> 00:44:15,840
Speaker 2: me couldn't be worse.

931
00:44:17,040 --> 00:44:21,000
Speaker 4: The feeling for me couldn't be worse too, And the

932
00:44:21,040 --> 00:44:24,080
Speaker 4: worst part of it, the feeling is the worst when

933
00:44:24,239 --> 00:44:26,840
Speaker 4: you see the game, like the game's already on the

934
00:44:26,840 --> 00:44:29,799
Speaker 4: table and then the hand is taking the lid off

935
00:44:29,840 --> 00:44:32,160
Speaker 4: of the box, because then you know you're in.

936
00:44:32,440 --> 00:44:35,920
Speaker 2: You're for at least like six rounds, and then you

937
00:44:36,000 --> 00:44:40,080
Speaker 2: have to you can't be like a like a sore party.

938
00:44:40,120 --> 00:44:44,560
Speaker 2: What is a sour post a sore participant participant? You

939
00:44:44,560 --> 00:44:46,360
Speaker 2: don't want to be like the drag at the party.

940
00:44:46,360 --> 00:44:48,640
Speaker 2: But it's like, oh, what do you look at? You're

941
00:44:48,680 --> 00:44:51,440
Speaker 2: doing to me? This isn't who I am, And I

942
00:44:51,480 --> 00:44:53,760
Speaker 2: have to like throw myself in because I am competitive

943
00:44:53,760 --> 00:44:55,000
Speaker 2: and I'll feel bad if I lose.

944
00:44:55,120 --> 00:44:57,400
Speaker 4: Yeah, would you ever fuck a chair or.

945
00:44:58,920 --> 00:45:04,000
Speaker 2: Kiss hi? Or I'm like what it's always obviously it's

946
00:45:04,040 --> 00:45:04,719
Speaker 2: your birthday?

947
00:45:04,760 --> 00:45:05,840
Speaker 4: What are we talking about?

948
00:45:05,880 --> 00:45:05,920
Speaker 3: This?

949
00:45:06,160 --> 00:45:09,000
Speaker 2: Horrible and I would do both. I would do it.

950
00:45:09,120 --> 00:45:12,080
Speaker 4: I have to pick only one.

951
00:45:13,080 --> 00:45:15,239
Speaker 2: Yeah, I uh, there's another game that's that kind of

952
00:45:15,280 --> 00:45:17,279
Speaker 2: walk walks the line of this. I don't know if

953
00:45:17,280 --> 00:45:20,799
Speaker 2: you've ever played Quiplash, yes, which was kind of my

954
00:45:21,040 --> 00:45:22,120
Speaker 2: hell through the pandemic.

955
00:45:22,640 --> 00:45:23,160
Speaker 4: That's hard.

956
00:45:23,920 --> 00:45:25,319
Speaker 2: You know. People would be like, let's have a game

957
00:45:25,440 --> 00:45:26,760
Speaker 2: night on Zoom.

958
00:45:27,280 --> 00:45:30,279
Speaker 4: Yeah, and it's the only way you can get social.

959
00:45:29,960 --> 00:45:31,600
Speaker 2: Interaction with your friends.

960
00:45:31,640 --> 00:45:35,520
Speaker 4: But oh, that's really I happen to enjoy those games

961
00:45:35,600 --> 00:45:39,960
Speaker 4: you do. But I like playing it with other comedy

962
00:45:40,000 --> 00:45:42,399
Speaker 4: people because then it's us just writing like poop poop

963
00:45:42,400 --> 00:45:46,120
Speaker 4: peepee and that like seeing the game like flip a

964
00:45:46,160 --> 00:45:51,279
Speaker 4: thing around and it says like doodoo diarrhea likes. That's

965
00:45:51,280 --> 00:45:53,680
Speaker 4: the appeal for me. But when I'm playing with non

966
00:45:53,680 --> 00:45:56,759
Speaker 4: comedians and it's like the way that it's supposed to

967
00:45:56,760 --> 00:46:01,759
Speaker 4: be played, I feel so competitive and inane. I'm like,

968
00:46:01,800 --> 00:46:03,400
Speaker 4: I don't like I don't like who I am right.

969
00:46:03,280 --> 00:46:05,680
Speaker 2: Now, right, I'm fine with them if Yeah, everybody's on

970
00:46:05,719 --> 00:46:07,880
Speaker 2: board from the beginning of just like, let we're destroying

971
00:46:07,880 --> 00:46:11,319
Speaker 2: the game. We know what this is. Yeah, I also

972
00:46:11,360 --> 00:46:13,880
Speaker 2: don't mind one. That's mind one that's more like neutral,

973
00:46:13,880 --> 00:46:18,839
Speaker 2: like an apples to apples. Yeah, where it's like it's

974
00:46:19,040 --> 00:46:21,520
Speaker 2: just very neutral words on cards.

975
00:46:21,840 --> 00:46:24,279
Speaker 4: I also I have I don't like apples.

976
00:46:24,000 --> 00:46:25,360
Speaker 2: To as you don't like apples to apples.

977
00:46:25,400 --> 00:46:26,000
Speaker 4: Because I'm not.

978
00:46:26,000 --> 00:46:26,560
Speaker 2: Good at it.

979
00:46:26,680 --> 00:46:28,319
Speaker 4: I always get bad cards.

980
00:46:28,960 --> 00:46:29,880
Speaker 2: Every card's fine.

981
00:46:30,960 --> 00:46:33,200
Speaker 4: No, I'll get a full hand of like a truck

982
00:46:34,520 --> 00:46:35,040
Speaker 4: a dog.

983
00:46:35,520 --> 00:46:36,760
Speaker 2: Those are good.

984
00:46:37,200 --> 00:46:40,600
Speaker 4: Oh you know what I'm realizing now, I'm blaming my cards.

985
00:46:40,760 --> 00:46:41,520
Speaker 4: I'm the problem.

986
00:46:41,560 --> 00:46:42,320
Speaker 2: You're the problem.

987
00:46:42,400 --> 00:46:43,439
Speaker 4: It's what you do with them.

988
00:46:44,000 --> 00:46:46,400
Speaker 2: The cards are dealt. This is life, this is this

989
00:46:46,480 --> 00:46:49,279
Speaker 2: is life. Okay, well it should we keep going. Let's

990
00:46:49,360 --> 00:46:51,880
Speaker 2: ask one more. Let's just see why is it? Why

991
00:46:52,000 --> 00:46:53,839
Speaker 2: is every one of them? Yes? Or no? I guess

992
00:46:53,840 --> 00:46:54,879
Speaker 2: I must play into the game.

993
00:46:54,880 --> 00:46:55,960
Speaker 4: It's an end of a conversation.

994
00:46:56,200 --> 00:46:56,359
Speaker 3: Yeah.

995
00:46:56,920 --> 00:46:59,080
Speaker 2: Would you drink a glassful of someone else's piss for

996
00:46:59,120 --> 00:47:03,560
Speaker 2: five thousand dollars? I hate this? No, I again, I

997
00:47:03,560 --> 00:47:09,000
Speaker 2: would do it for twenty I'm very hard.

998
00:47:09,360 --> 00:47:12,400
Speaker 4: Stop overpaying me for things I would do anyway.

999
00:47:12,239 --> 00:47:13,240
Speaker 2: That I'm doing for free.

1000
00:47:13,320 --> 00:47:18,560
Speaker 4: Coff, I'm annoying because I answered all of this is

1001
00:47:18,600 --> 00:47:20,080
Speaker 4: like who's pits?

1002
00:47:20,320 --> 00:47:22,560
Speaker 2: Right, which I think you're actually like kind of fixing

1003
00:47:22,600 --> 00:47:23,319
Speaker 2: the game for that.

1004
00:47:23,480 --> 00:47:26,560
Speaker 4: Big as the glass? What's the temperature of the piz right?

1005
00:47:26,680 --> 00:47:29,239
Speaker 2: Whereas like the game is just asking yes or no?

1006
00:47:29,440 --> 00:47:32,759
Speaker 2: You need more information a negotiation. This is but it

1007
00:47:32,800 --> 00:47:34,000
Speaker 2: is seventeen plus.

1008
00:47:34,440 --> 00:47:35,879
Speaker 4: Ooh yeah, that's why it's fun.

1009
00:47:36,040 --> 00:47:42,600
Speaker 2: Okay, we're reaching back in. Oh, this is tasteful. This

1010
00:47:42,680 --> 00:47:45,440
Speaker 2: is a sticky note folio from the Rifle Paper Company.

1011
00:47:45,520 --> 00:47:46,600
Speaker 4: Yeah, give it an open.

1012
00:47:47,280 --> 00:47:48,680
Speaker 2: Oh, I like this.

1013
00:47:48,680 --> 00:47:49,520
Speaker 4: This is really good.

1014
00:47:49,600 --> 00:47:52,440
Speaker 2: Little labels and stuff with that kind of a floral.

1015
00:47:52,080 --> 00:47:55,880
Speaker 4: Little sticky notes, sticky. You can see it's still mint.

1016
00:47:56,520 --> 00:47:59,200
Speaker 2: Brand brand new. Where did this come from?

1017
00:47:59,680 --> 00:48:01,600
Speaker 4: I I bought three of them with the idea that

1018
00:48:01,600 --> 00:48:03,400
Speaker 4: I would give them as gifts to my aunts for

1019
00:48:03,520 --> 00:48:06,800
Speaker 4: Mother's Day, and then I realized that I can't follow

1020
00:48:06,800 --> 00:48:07,560
Speaker 4: through on anything.

1021
00:48:08,400 --> 00:48:09,760
Speaker 2: Did you give away any of them?

1022
00:48:10,760 --> 00:48:11,080
Speaker 4: Maybe?

1023
00:48:11,239 --> 00:48:16,160
Speaker 2: Okay? I I feel like my uh ability to schedule

1024
00:48:16,239 --> 00:48:21,320
Speaker 2: and remember things has absolutely been decimated in the last year. Yeah.

1025
00:48:21,400 --> 00:48:23,799
Speaker 2: Where I have things fully scheduled and I'll look at

1026
00:48:23,840 --> 00:48:26,000
Speaker 2: my calendar in the morning and then do none of them?

1027
00:48:26,840 --> 00:48:32,080
Speaker 2: Can fully miss therapy fully? Oh you forget? Yeah. I

1028
00:48:32,080 --> 00:48:34,480
Speaker 2: think it's just like I have so much free time

1029
00:48:34,520 --> 00:48:35,680
Speaker 2: at this point that.

1030
00:48:35,680 --> 00:48:38,480
Speaker 4: It's just when there's something to do, you forget.

1031
00:48:38,600 --> 00:48:41,600
Speaker 2: Yeah, it makes it doesn't make any sense that I

1032
00:48:41,640 --> 00:48:47,040
Speaker 2: would have something to do that doesn't sound like me therapy,

1033
00:48:47,520 --> 00:48:52,879
Speaker 2: I'm fine. Do you use like a Google like a Google? Yoh, yeah,

1034
00:48:52,920 --> 00:48:53,320
Speaker 2: of course.

1035
00:48:53,520 --> 00:48:55,120
Speaker 4: And do you put any alerts on there?

1036
00:48:55,480 --> 00:48:58,320
Speaker 2: Well, here's my big problem. I don't like an alert.

1037
00:48:58,600 --> 00:49:00,200
Speaker 2: I don't like to be bothered. I have my phone

1038
00:49:00,239 --> 00:49:03,080
Speaker 2: on do not disturb at all times. So it's kind

1039
00:49:03,120 --> 00:49:07,080
Speaker 2: of luck that I am in touch with anyone that

1040
00:49:07,160 --> 00:49:10,360
Speaker 2: I remember anything. Yeah, it's all kind of on my schedule.

1041
00:49:10,360 --> 00:49:13,759
Speaker 2: Even my own calendar is on my schedule or like

1042
00:49:13,800 --> 00:49:15,600
Speaker 2: you know, it's like up to me whether I look

1043
00:49:15,640 --> 00:49:19,960
Speaker 2: at it, and so you know, it's kind of luck

1044
00:49:20,000 --> 00:49:20,879
Speaker 2: if I get something done.

1045
00:49:21,880 --> 00:49:24,040
Speaker 4: Is that exciting though? Do you like the excitement?

1046
00:49:24,160 --> 00:49:24,279
Speaker 3: No?

1047
00:49:24,680 --> 00:49:25,680
Speaker 4: Okay, it feels bad.

1048
00:49:25,840 --> 00:49:28,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, it feels hard. This is a problem you're creating,

1049
00:49:28,280 --> 00:49:30,640
Speaker 2: Oh absolutely, and you're aware of it. Yes, that's I

1050
00:49:30,800 --> 00:49:32,719
Speaker 2: And this is something I really don't like in other

1051
00:49:32,719 --> 00:49:34,319
Speaker 2: people when I'm like, I know you're aware of the problem,

1052
00:49:34,360 --> 00:49:35,560
Speaker 2: why aren't you just working on it?

1053
00:49:36,480 --> 00:49:38,920
Speaker 4: I know? It's it is like when someone says I'm

1054
00:49:38,960 --> 00:49:42,200
Speaker 4: having such a hard time with this thing, and then

1055
00:49:42,239 --> 00:49:46,160
Speaker 4: they say or if it's like I'm having a hell

1056
00:49:46,200 --> 00:49:48,279
Speaker 4: of a time fighting an apartment and you say I

1057
00:49:48,320 --> 00:49:51,319
Speaker 4: can help, they're like, okay, because I need it to

1058
00:49:51,360 --> 00:49:54,680
Speaker 4: be a two bedroom, I need it to be on

1059
00:49:54,760 --> 00:49:59,600
Speaker 4: the Hollywood side, and it has to have a butler, and.

1060
00:49:59,520 --> 00:50:02,479
Speaker 2: If it could be in San Diego, yeah, and also there.

1061
00:50:03,640 --> 00:50:07,000
Speaker 4: And you're like, oh no, the problem is the goal.

1062
00:50:08,120 --> 00:50:12,719
Speaker 2: Yes, and I have all I do all of these things,

1063
00:50:12,760 --> 00:50:15,000
Speaker 2: and yet I, oh, yeah, I don't try to fix them.

1064
00:50:15,040 --> 00:50:16,360
Speaker 2: Are you good with scheduling?

1065
00:50:17,440 --> 00:50:20,319
Speaker 4: I am not, And I think I'm one of those

1066
00:50:20,600 --> 00:50:23,360
Speaker 4: people who's bad with scheduling. And so I put everything

1067
00:50:23,440 --> 00:50:28,319
Speaker 4: in the Google calendar, right, But that then means that

1068
00:50:28,440 --> 00:50:30,800
Speaker 4: if I don't put it in, it doesn't exist.

1069
00:50:31,040 --> 00:50:31,200
Speaker 3: Right.

1070
00:50:31,280 --> 00:50:33,480
Speaker 2: That's the thing I used to be. Yeah, and now

1071
00:50:33,520 --> 00:50:38,400
Speaker 2: I've kind of become both where nothing ever exists, Apparently.

1072
00:50:38,360 --> 00:50:41,880
Speaker 4: Nothing ever exists. Apparently it's so tough. It's a good podcast.

1073
00:50:42,120 --> 00:50:44,319
Speaker 2: Nothing ever exists. Apparently that could be a good like

1074
00:50:45,800 --> 00:50:50,400
Speaker 2: not true crime, but the mystery genre, mystery poetry, mystery

1075
00:50:50,440 --> 00:50:54,319
Speaker 2: poetry podcast. Wow, this is very good, though, I think

1076
00:50:54,719 --> 00:50:58,120
Speaker 2: little reminders maybe it'll help. Physical reminders is a good

1077
00:50:58,120 --> 00:51:01,759
Speaker 2: way back, I think to schedule. Yeah, right, big time,

1078
00:51:02,000 --> 00:51:02,560
Speaker 2: big time.

1079
00:51:02,760 --> 00:51:06,400
Speaker 4: A notebook? A notebook with two things written on the

1080
00:51:06,440 --> 00:51:08,400
Speaker 4: first two pages and then completely empty.

1081
00:51:08,880 --> 00:51:09,800
Speaker 2: Is that how you journal?

1082
00:51:10,200 --> 00:51:14,360
Speaker 4: Do you journal the amount I do? And it is shameful.

1083
00:51:14,960 --> 00:51:17,120
Speaker 4: I'll I'll go through like eight months of doing it

1084
00:51:17,200 --> 00:51:20,359
Speaker 4: and then five years. Not right, but the shame of

1085
00:51:20,360 --> 00:51:24,080
Speaker 4: having a planner or a notebook where it's like the

1086
00:51:24,120 --> 00:51:26,120
Speaker 4: first two pages are filled in and the rest is playing.

1087
00:51:26,239 --> 00:51:29,279
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, so what happened to my life? Sucks? Have

1088
00:51:29,400 --> 00:51:32,600
Speaker 2: you missed any big events because of scheduling.

1089
00:51:32,600 --> 00:51:36,080
Speaker 4: All the time? I will say there was one example

1090
00:51:36,080 --> 00:51:40,200
Speaker 4: where it wasn't my fault, where my agent asked me,

1091
00:51:40,280 --> 00:51:43,640
Speaker 4: this is years ago, if I would do a college

1092
00:51:43,640 --> 00:51:47,000
Speaker 4: show in Maine, okay? And I said, yeah, I'm available,

1093
00:51:47,440 --> 00:51:49,520
Speaker 4: And then I didn't hear back. And then on the

1094
00:51:49,640 --> 00:51:53,359
Speaker 4: day the agent assistant called me and was like, hey,

1095
00:51:54,400 --> 00:51:56,120
Speaker 4: just wanted to check and make sure you're on your

1096
00:51:56,120 --> 00:51:59,000
Speaker 4: way to rule mail. Oh no, I was like, what

1097
00:51:59,040 --> 00:52:01,160
Speaker 4: the fuck is up? Just in my house?

1098
00:52:01,520 --> 00:52:02,120
Speaker 2: Oh?

1099
00:52:02,160 --> 00:52:04,400
Speaker 4: And then I had to fly into a different city

1100
00:52:04,400 --> 00:52:05,640
Speaker 4: in Maine. I guess it didn't have.

1101
00:52:05,680 --> 00:52:08,239
Speaker 2: To, but I wanted to sure it was.

1102
00:52:08,320 --> 00:52:10,040
Speaker 4: I was in such a panic that I didn't realize

1103
00:52:10,040 --> 00:52:13,560
Speaker 4: that it was not my fault because I just like,

1104
00:52:13,640 --> 00:52:15,920
Speaker 4: I'm always confused. So I had to fly into a

1105
00:52:15,920 --> 00:52:18,800
Speaker 4: different city in Maine because there were no other flights

1106
00:52:18,800 --> 00:52:20,719
Speaker 4: available at that time to get there for the flight,

1107
00:52:20,840 --> 00:52:22,560
Speaker 4: and then I took a two hour uber.

1108
00:52:23,040 --> 00:52:24,520
Speaker 2: How much did it cost to get there?

1109
00:52:24,960 --> 00:52:27,520
Speaker 4: I think the flight was like two hundred dollars and

1110
00:52:27,560 --> 00:52:30,080
Speaker 4: then the uber was one hundred and eighty or something,

1111
00:52:30,840 --> 00:52:34,520
Speaker 4: and then I probably got like maybe fifteen hundred dollars

1112
00:52:34,680 --> 00:52:35,160
Speaker 4: for the show.

1113
00:52:35,360 --> 00:52:36,879
Speaker 2: Wasn't you made it out a little bit?

1114
00:52:37,760 --> 00:52:41,319
Speaker 4: Yeah, it wasn't a good deal. But the woman who

1115
00:52:41,400 --> 00:52:43,120
Speaker 4: drove me told me that she used to work in

1116
00:52:43,360 --> 00:52:47,200
Speaker 4: nursing homes and she quit because the staff, the staff

1117
00:52:47,200 --> 00:52:50,200
Speaker 4: at all nursing homes aren't very abusive to the patients.

1118
00:52:50,440 --> 00:52:53,319
Speaker 2: Oh, I think that happens more often than you think.

1119
00:52:53,440 --> 00:52:56,000
Speaker 4: I was like, I'm so glad that we have two

1120
00:52:56,000 --> 00:52:57,399
Speaker 4: hours to really dig into this.

1121
00:52:58,200 --> 00:53:00,719
Speaker 2: I worked at a retirement home in the dining room.

1122
00:53:01,120 --> 00:53:02,000
Speaker 4: What did you do there?

1123
00:53:02,120 --> 00:53:04,280
Speaker 2: I was a waiter and a lot of the residents

1124
00:53:04,280 --> 00:53:06,319
Speaker 2: would lie about having diabetes in order to get the

1125
00:53:06,360 --> 00:53:09,359
Speaker 2: diabetic ice cream. That's that was the big secret. Why

1126
00:53:09,360 --> 00:53:11,360
Speaker 2: did they want that? Because they didn't want the desert

1127
00:53:11,400 --> 00:53:13,719
Speaker 2: of the day, because it was usually worse than diabetic

1128
00:53:13,760 --> 00:53:14,640
Speaker 2: ice cream.

1129
00:53:15,160 --> 00:53:18,960
Speaker 4: That sounds bad. I must have loved you. I measure

1130
00:53:19,000 --> 00:53:20,640
Speaker 4: being an old person and you're the waiter.

1131
00:53:21,160 --> 00:53:23,080
Speaker 2: I can't say one way or the other. I will

1132
00:53:23,080 --> 00:53:24,319
Speaker 2: say at the time I had pretty long hair, and

1133
00:53:24,320 --> 00:53:25,600
Speaker 2: a lot of them just thought I was a woman.

1134
00:53:26,400 --> 00:53:28,080
Speaker 2: For the probably the first two weeks, They're like, who's

1135
00:53:28,080 --> 00:53:30,840
Speaker 2: this sweet young lady? And then we slowly learned, and

1136
00:53:30,840 --> 00:53:33,760
Speaker 2: then some of them didn't, and we just worked worked

1137
00:53:33,760 --> 00:53:34,160
Speaker 2: through it.

1138
00:53:34,680 --> 00:53:39,200
Speaker 4: Most people, I think probably like talking to you.

1139
00:53:39,680 --> 00:53:40,560
Speaker 2: That's very nice.

1140
00:53:40,640 --> 00:53:41,400
Speaker 4: I think it's true.

1141
00:53:41,440 --> 00:53:43,239
Speaker 2: It's calm, it's very sweet. I don't know.

1142
00:53:43,440 --> 00:53:47,480
Speaker 4: If I were a rehabbed owl and you came towards

1143
00:53:47,520 --> 00:53:51,880
Speaker 4: my creat I wouldn't go on the corner.

1144
00:53:51,920 --> 00:53:54,160
Speaker 2: I just maybe I'll start an owl rescue.

1145
00:53:54,400 --> 00:53:57,280
Speaker 4: Maybe maybe keep going getting back in here.

1146
00:53:59,200 --> 00:54:02,640
Speaker 2: This is a full destroyed book. I've never heard of this.

1147
00:54:02,719 --> 00:54:04,000
Speaker 4: It'sanaslavsky system.

1148
00:54:04,120 --> 00:54:06,799
Speaker 2: Yeah, this is a system of acting. It is.

1149
00:54:06,920 --> 00:54:08,080
Speaker 4: Yeah, this is like the big one.

1150
00:54:08,360 --> 00:54:09,760
Speaker 2: How have I never heard of this one?

1151
00:54:10,120 --> 00:54:12,600
Speaker 4: It's Danaslavsky. I don't know. That's so the main one

1152
00:54:12,600 --> 00:54:14,160
Speaker 4: this is from college. We had to get it.

1153
00:54:14,239 --> 00:54:16,960
Speaker 2: Where did you go to school? Why you okay, Well,

1154
00:54:17,000 --> 00:54:17,359
Speaker 2: I mean.

1155
00:54:19,000 --> 00:54:20,160
Speaker 4: The Harvard of the South.

1156
00:54:21,880 --> 00:54:22,000
Speaker 1: Uh.

1157
00:54:22,280 --> 00:54:24,319
Speaker 4: Yeah, this is a must have acting.

1158
00:54:24,040 --> 00:54:25,799
Speaker 2: Book and you've really gotten into it.

1159
00:54:26,080 --> 00:54:30,200
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's water damaged. I hope nothing's highlighted. I just

1160
00:54:30,239 --> 00:54:31,880
Speaker 4: wanted you to have it in case you wanted to.

1161
00:54:32,560 --> 00:54:34,360
Speaker 2: I want to see if you highlighted anything.

1162
00:54:34,760 --> 00:54:36,680
Speaker 4: Do iret my name and phone number in the front?

1163
00:54:37,120 --> 00:54:37,920
Speaker 2: I didn't do that.

1164
00:54:38,400 --> 00:54:40,719
Speaker 4: No, this I've been through it. Yeah, it's a lot

1165
00:54:40,719 --> 00:54:44,840
Speaker 4: of acting as if like, what's your character motivation? Actually,

1166
00:54:47,120 --> 00:54:48,200
Speaker 4: I was like, I don't know if I can give

1167
00:54:48,200 --> 00:54:49,000
Speaker 4: this away because.

1168
00:54:48,800 --> 00:54:50,960
Speaker 2: What if I become what if you forget about it

1169
00:54:51,040 --> 00:54:53,759
Speaker 2: really hot and they need me. Let's see, you didn't

1170
00:54:53,800 --> 00:54:56,880
Speaker 2: highlight anything, so I don't think you really cared to learn. Oh,

1171
00:54:57,000 --> 00:55:02,000
Speaker 2: let's see more. Just that kind of facts. These aren't

1172
00:55:02,000 --> 00:55:02,799
Speaker 2: that interesting thing?

1173
00:55:03,040 --> 00:55:03,759
Speaker 4: Can you read one?

1174
00:55:03,960 --> 00:55:08,520
Speaker 2: Uh? Let's see on stage. An actor's senses are often

1175
00:55:08,560 --> 00:55:12,120
Speaker 2: prone to paralysis because of the break in natural psychophysical behavior.

1176
00:55:12,560 --> 00:55:14,840
Speaker 2: The actor then loses the feeling of real life and

1177
00:55:14,840 --> 00:55:16,759
Speaker 2: forgets how to do the simplest things that he does

1178
00:55:16,760 --> 00:55:22,000
Speaker 2: not naturally and spontaneously do. In life. Hmm ring any

1179
00:55:22,000 --> 00:55:29,400
Speaker 2: bells remind you of anyone? Did you major in acting?

1180
00:55:29,719 --> 00:55:31,200
Speaker 2: I did? Oh, I didn't know that.

1181
00:55:31,360 --> 00:55:34,000
Speaker 4: I have a college degree in acting.

1182
00:55:33,920 --> 00:55:37,120
Speaker 2: And it can we apply to almost anything. It can, yeah,

1183
00:55:37,239 --> 00:55:37,839
Speaker 2: sort of action.

1184
00:55:38,480 --> 00:55:42,560
Speaker 4: It's always shocking when something from the acting degree.

1185
00:55:42,239 --> 00:55:44,280
Speaker 2: Is helpful in other areas.

1186
00:55:44,280 --> 00:55:46,400
Speaker 4: You mean, like in like writing or whatever.

1187
00:55:46,560 --> 00:55:50,120
Speaker 2: Oh sure, sure, it's like, huh I went.

1188
00:55:50,040 --> 00:55:51,040
Speaker 4: To goofball school.

1189
00:55:51,080 --> 00:55:55,239
Speaker 2: I can't believe. Can you think of anything specifically like? Uh?

1190
00:55:55,280 --> 00:56:00,360
Speaker 4: No, no, I guess, like uh character, like the idea

1191
00:56:00,360 --> 00:56:01,839
Speaker 4: of having a character biography.

1192
00:56:02,280 --> 00:56:03,600
Speaker 2: Oh sure sure it's like.

1193
00:56:03,520 --> 00:56:06,520
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, I spent three weeks building out like I'm

1194
00:56:06,520 --> 00:56:11,080
Speaker 4: an abusive old woman who lives in an attic and

1195
00:56:11,120 --> 00:56:15,279
Speaker 4: I'm gonna write my favorite food where I grew up.

1196
00:56:16,600 --> 00:56:20,279
Speaker 4: Yeah that's a bad example, but I guess I guess

1197
00:56:20,280 --> 00:56:23,640
Speaker 4: it has never happened. I just wanted you to have it.

1198
00:56:23,719 --> 00:56:25,719
Speaker 4: I'm worried that there's too much stuff in the bad No.

1199
00:56:25,719 --> 00:56:28,160
Speaker 2: I feel like we're almost done. Okay, and we've actually

1200
00:56:28,239 --> 00:56:31,560
Speaker 2: received more idents on this podcast. Oh good, Okay, I

1201
00:56:31,719 --> 00:56:33,960
Speaker 2: like not to well, actually, now that I'm saying maybe not.

1202
00:56:34,280 --> 00:56:39,240
Speaker 4: Yeah no, oh yeah. So there's a couple of press

1203
00:56:39,280 --> 00:56:42,759
Speaker 4: on nails. Never, it's called never ever ever look at

1204
00:56:42,760 --> 00:56:45,520
Speaker 4: that and you can stick control. Just to try. I

1205
00:56:45,560 --> 00:56:47,520
Speaker 4: bought a bunch of press on nails for a thing

1206
00:56:47,880 --> 00:56:50,640
Speaker 4: and then I was started to panic.

1207
00:56:50,680 --> 00:56:52,920
Speaker 2: I was like, which one is right? And then I

1208
00:56:52,960 --> 00:56:56,120
Speaker 2: didn't return them. Oh sure, And when I see them

1209
00:56:56,120 --> 00:56:59,920
Speaker 2: in my house, I feel like a stupid idiot. Where

1210
00:57:00,000 --> 00:57:02,279
Speaker 2: are you storing all of this stuff.

1211
00:57:01,920 --> 00:57:06,400
Speaker 4: In little plastic bins in the only closet in the house,

1212
00:57:06,719 --> 00:57:08,600
Speaker 4: and a bin that's labeled travel.

1213
00:57:10,520 --> 00:57:12,960
Speaker 2: The press on nails were in travel Travel has a

1214
00:57:13,000 --> 00:57:15,799
Speaker 2: lot of room in it. Sure, and this is technically

1215
00:57:16,280 --> 00:57:19,280
Speaker 2: weddings corporate events.

1216
00:57:19,680 --> 00:57:21,919
Speaker 4: Let me show you what it would look like. Does

1217
00:57:21,920 --> 00:57:22,560
Speaker 4: this look great?

1218
00:57:22,840 --> 00:57:23,280
Speaker 2: Yes?

1219
00:57:23,880 --> 00:57:25,680
Speaker 4: This does this look like my hand?

1220
00:57:27,800 --> 00:57:31,320
Speaker 2: Absolutely? If you had shown up today with those nails,

1221
00:57:31,320 --> 00:57:32,360
Speaker 2: I wouldn't have beat an eye.

1222
00:57:32,560 --> 00:57:35,080
Speaker 4: I panic and go who am I before? I get

1223
00:57:35,160 --> 00:57:38,640
Speaker 4: dressed every time, and this this day was a bad one.

1224
00:57:39,960 --> 00:57:41,400
Speaker 4: There's more. There's three more in there.

1225
00:57:41,480 --> 00:57:45,680
Speaker 2: And then we've got some multi action super CSPF which

1226
00:57:46,720 --> 00:57:48,800
Speaker 2: expire February of last year.

1227
00:57:50,040 --> 00:57:51,720
Speaker 4: I bought that at Costco in to two BAC never

1228
00:57:51,800 --> 00:57:53,760
Speaker 4: used it once, not neither of them.

1229
00:57:54,200 --> 00:57:57,080
Speaker 2: The other one is used but I think it's uh,

1230
00:57:57,840 --> 00:57:59,960
Speaker 2: let's now in box.

1231
00:58:00,440 --> 00:58:02,680
Speaker 4: That's also from the travel box, because there is room

1232
00:58:02,720 --> 00:58:03,120
Speaker 4: in travel.

1233
00:58:03,320 --> 00:58:06,600
Speaker 2: What is I've never used a vitamin sea moisturizer. Is

1234
00:58:06,600 --> 00:58:08,120
Speaker 2: that supposed to like burn your skin off it?

1235
00:58:08,680 --> 00:58:08,919
Speaker 1: No?

1236
00:58:09,080 --> 00:58:11,560
Speaker 4: It puts it on. It puts the more on.

1237
00:58:11,920 --> 00:58:13,760
Speaker 2: What is vitamin C supposed to do to your skin?

1238
00:58:13,840 --> 00:58:14,560
Speaker 4: Make it good?

1239
00:58:14,880 --> 00:58:18,960
Speaker 2: Keep digging, Come on, people, people are almost done folding

1240
00:58:18,960 --> 00:58:25,240
Speaker 2: their laundry. There's so many things this is. Look at this.

1241
00:58:26,200 --> 00:58:26,560
Speaker 4: Okay.

1242
00:58:27,720 --> 00:58:27,959
Speaker 2: Yep.

1243
00:58:28,080 --> 00:58:30,400
Speaker 4: Those I put in my suitcase every time I travel,

1244
00:58:30,480 --> 00:58:32,160
Speaker 4: just in case, and they're old.

1245
00:58:32,680 --> 00:58:35,080
Speaker 2: Have they been used? No? I guess you can only

1246
00:58:35,200 --> 00:58:38,640
Speaker 2: use these ones. People, you know, take them.

1247
00:58:38,520 --> 00:58:40,840
Speaker 4: Off and put them back on them are resourceful.

1248
00:58:40,680 --> 00:58:41,840
Speaker 2: From the Sephora collection.

1249
00:58:42,040 --> 00:58:42,240
Speaker 3: Yep.

1250
00:58:43,320 --> 00:58:45,360
Speaker 2: Then we've got a I dine.

1251
00:58:45,400 --> 00:58:47,920
Speaker 4: When I thought they might nuclear war, I bought in

1252
00:58:47,960 --> 00:58:48,560
Speaker 4: a five pack.

1253
00:58:48,680 --> 00:58:53,120
Speaker 2: Do these expire? They better not expired? No?

1254
00:58:54,120 --> 00:58:56,200
Speaker 4: I bought them like five months ago.

1255
00:58:56,240 --> 00:58:57,720
Speaker 2: Oh expires in twenty thirty four.

1256
00:58:57,800 --> 00:58:58,400
Speaker 4: Oh thank god.

1257
00:58:58,400 --> 00:59:00,240
Speaker 2: So we definitely have to have a nuclear or more

1258
00:59:00,280 --> 00:59:03,360
Speaker 2: before then. Waste. Yeah, what a waste of money.

1259
00:59:03,440 --> 00:59:04,479
Speaker 4: Then I have to eat them all at.

1260
00:59:04,400 --> 00:59:07,800
Speaker 2: Once if there isn't some level of nuclear winter in

1261
00:59:07,840 --> 00:59:13,000
Speaker 2: the next what nine years, we can do it. I

1262
00:59:13,000 --> 00:59:16,080
Speaker 2: feel I feel like we have yeah, got the come on,

1263
00:59:16,480 --> 00:59:17,840
Speaker 2: the power and the beliefs.

1264
00:59:18,000 --> 00:59:20,480
Speaker 4: It's also like I realized, like, what's the plan When

1265
00:59:20,480 --> 00:59:22,640
Speaker 4: I run out? I just turn into Google.

1266
00:59:22,760 --> 00:59:23,760
Speaker 2: You had a great time.

1267
00:59:25,240 --> 00:59:26,560
Speaker 4: What's the point of extending?

1268
00:59:27,040 --> 00:59:29,200
Speaker 2: Like, what's the point in two weeks or something?

1269
00:59:29,440 --> 00:59:32,840
Speaker 4: Nuclear famously doesn't go away by that amount of bottle.

1270
00:59:32,960 --> 00:59:34,880
Speaker 2: Yeah, these bottles should be huge.

1271
00:59:35,360 --> 00:59:37,160
Speaker 4: It came in a five pack on Amazon. It made

1272
00:59:37,200 --> 00:59:39,160
Speaker 4: it look huge, and then they showed up and were tiny.

1273
00:59:39,200 --> 00:59:41,520
Speaker 2: I was like, okay, yeah, that's like for like a

1274
00:59:42,280 --> 00:59:46,439
Speaker 2: quick like a nuclear weekend. That's not that's where like.

1275
00:59:46,720 --> 00:59:47,800
Speaker 4: I shouldn't.

1276
00:59:49,160 --> 00:59:49,640
Speaker 2: But I will.

1277
00:59:49,720 --> 00:59:53,440
Speaker 4: I'm yeah. And that also was in the travel bit.

1278
00:59:54,440 --> 00:59:59,080
Speaker 2: That's travel worthy. I would say, just in case more tips.

1279
00:59:59,160 --> 01:00:01,040
Speaker 2: These are alway for chill tips.

1280
01:00:01,160 --> 01:00:04,000
Speaker 4: I'm sorry, so no, So the chill tips were the

1281
01:00:04,000 --> 01:00:06,479
Speaker 4: ones I ended up wearing. Oh right, and they were.

1282
01:00:06,360 --> 01:00:09,400
Speaker 2: The yellow ones, And that's a chill tips brand. I

1283
01:00:09,440 --> 01:00:12,240
Speaker 2: don't like chill tips. Chill tips and this one's called

1284
01:00:12,240 --> 01:00:13,120
Speaker 2: the never have I Ever.

1285
01:00:13,680 --> 01:00:15,520
Speaker 4: Yeah, they're both kind of like want you to think

1286
01:00:15,520 --> 01:00:16,400
Speaker 4: about hand jobs.

1287
01:00:19,000 --> 01:00:21,840
Speaker 2: Yeah, keep going, okay, setting this all up more from

1288
01:00:21,880 --> 01:00:27,720
Speaker 2: the travel, more press on, more pressed on?

1289
01:00:27,760 --> 01:00:29,200
Speaker 4: Does that never have every These.

1290
01:00:29,040 --> 01:00:31,720
Speaker 2: Are never had by ever with a It's like a

1291
01:00:32,120 --> 01:00:35,200
Speaker 2: pink with a cheetah print.

1292
01:00:34,920 --> 01:00:38,080
Speaker 4: Cheata print. I was panicking. I was like, am I

1293
01:00:38,800 --> 01:00:41,480
Speaker 4: who do I? Whose hands are these going on?

1294
01:00:41,720 --> 01:00:43,960
Speaker 2: And you had I mean they're all over the place.

1295
01:00:44,120 --> 01:00:45,360
Speaker 2: You really had no idea.

1296
01:00:45,560 --> 01:00:47,520
Speaker 4: It was for the sn L fiftieth.

1297
01:00:47,640 --> 01:00:49,640
Speaker 2: Okay, that's a confusing, and I never know.

1298
01:00:50,400 --> 01:00:53,040
Speaker 4: I never know how to be in a room right

1299
01:00:53,320 --> 01:00:55,960
Speaker 4: with other people in general.

1300
01:00:56,040 --> 01:00:58,680
Speaker 2: And that was like, what steaks are kind of hot.

1301
01:00:58,760 --> 01:00:59,360
Speaker 2: I have to just.

1302
01:00:59,280 --> 01:01:02,480
Speaker 4: Become a different person in order to get through whatever.

1303
01:01:03,160 --> 01:01:04,200
Speaker 2: What did you end up wearing?

1304
01:01:05,040 --> 01:01:09,200
Speaker 4: I wore a bridesmaid's dress with a leather jacket, great

1305
01:01:09,880 --> 01:01:12,680
Speaker 4: and yellow press on nails that I glued on my

1306
01:01:12,720 --> 01:01:15,080
Speaker 4: fingers in thirty rock while watching the show.

1307
01:01:15,240 --> 01:01:16,440
Speaker 2: Did you get any compliments?

1308
01:01:17,360 --> 01:01:20,960
Speaker 4: I don't think so. And I just kept hurting myself.

1309
01:01:21,320 --> 01:01:23,360
Speaker 4: If you hit the tip of the back of it

1310
01:01:23,400 --> 01:01:27,640
Speaker 4: on something, it like hurts, it pulls up your little guy.

1311
01:01:27,800 --> 01:01:31,480
Speaker 2: These. Yes, that feels like if you got them done professionally,

1312
01:01:31,480 --> 01:01:32,440
Speaker 2: they would be on so much.

1313
01:01:32,520 --> 01:01:34,200
Speaker 4: Well, it's not gonna It's just like a little yank.

1314
01:01:34,360 --> 01:01:36,080
Speaker 4: It's not. It wouldn't pull your finger off.

1315
01:01:36,680 --> 01:01:41,600
Speaker 2: Well maybe depending on your diet and general health.

1316
01:01:41,880 --> 01:01:43,360
Speaker 4: It comes back to who's pisses this?

1317
01:01:43,560 --> 01:01:45,840
Speaker 2: Yeah, who's pisses this? Keeep gone?

1318
01:01:46,280 --> 01:01:48,840
Speaker 4: Come on? Also from the travel.

1319
01:01:48,520 --> 01:01:50,840
Speaker 2: Then tissue tissue. There's only one thing.

1320
01:01:50,920 --> 01:01:52,760
Speaker 4: Let throw the tissue on there. It really Oh my god,

1321
01:01:52,760 --> 01:01:53,400
Speaker 4: I'm excited for this.

1322
01:01:53,640 --> 01:02:00,320
Speaker 2: In who Let's sit here, it's it says I needed tension.

1323
01:02:00,360 --> 01:02:01,920
Speaker 2: It's a button that says I need attention.

1324
01:02:02,000 --> 01:02:03,160
Speaker 4: But that says I need attention.

1325
01:02:03,360 --> 01:02:04,919
Speaker 2: State Mutual Savings.

1326
01:02:05,040 --> 01:02:07,880
Speaker 4: I got that in an estate sale a few years ago,

1327
01:02:08,040 --> 01:02:09,520
Speaker 4: and I was like, I need to give this to

1328
01:02:09,560 --> 01:02:12,520
Speaker 4: someone who's funny and stylish, because I think it's actually nice.

1329
01:02:12,640 --> 01:02:14,760
Speaker 2: This is There was a I feel like a period

1330
01:02:15,040 --> 01:02:18,680
Speaker 2: probably between nineteen sixty nine and nineteen eighty seven. I

1331
01:02:18,720 --> 01:02:20,560
Speaker 2: would say that feels like a period when buttons like

1332
01:02:20,560 --> 01:02:23,240
Speaker 2: this were getting made and they looked hard and they

1333
01:02:23,240 --> 01:02:25,840
Speaker 2: had things right that were like kind of funny but

1334
01:02:25,960 --> 01:02:31,760
Speaker 2: not trying too hard, yes, and anyone could wear them

1335
01:02:32,040 --> 01:02:35,240
Speaker 2: any You're so almost anyone could wear a button during

1336
01:02:35,240 --> 01:02:36,200
Speaker 2: that period.

1337
01:02:36,400 --> 01:02:40,400
Speaker 4: Almost anyone these days these days, you really it's like

1338
01:02:40,640 --> 01:02:41,680
Speaker 4: it's just the town.

1339
01:02:41,600 --> 01:02:44,720
Speaker 2: Docked one in a million. It's able to wear a button.

1340
01:02:45,200 --> 01:02:47,720
Speaker 4: Yeah, So this is an assembly of things from the

1341
01:02:47,760 --> 01:02:51,480
Speaker 4: travel bin, things that I bought with the idea of

1342
01:02:51,560 --> 01:02:54,600
Speaker 4: I'll give it to someone and then kept not doing it.

1343
01:02:54,640 --> 01:02:57,400
Speaker 4: And I somehow see that button eight times a day.

1344
01:02:57,720 --> 01:02:59,360
Speaker 2: I love this button and.

1345
01:03:00,760 --> 01:03:05,080
Speaker 4: Things that, uh it's it's stuff I don't use that

1346
01:03:05,120 --> 01:03:06,360
Speaker 4: I feel I can't throw away.

1347
01:03:06,760 --> 01:03:09,400
Speaker 2: Right, that's almost everything for me. Yeah, if I spent

1348
01:03:09,520 --> 01:03:12,120
Speaker 2: money on it, it does not matter if it has

1349
01:03:12,160 --> 01:03:15,800
Speaker 2: any value in my life. If it's getting in the way,

1350
01:03:16,120 --> 01:03:19,200
Speaker 2: I'm keeping it. I will carry it around like Jacob

1351
01:03:19,240 --> 01:03:22,320
Speaker 2: Marley with the chains that he built in life link

1352
01:03:22,400 --> 01:03:23,600
Speaker 2: by link, and I'm like.

1353
01:03:23,600 --> 01:03:28,640
Speaker 4: This is my bird. I bought this chill tips and

1354
01:03:28,680 --> 01:03:30,560
Speaker 4: I will carry for the rest of my life as punishment.

1355
01:03:31,040 --> 01:03:33,680
Speaker 2: Right now, something I didn't even buy myself. My dad

1356
01:03:33,760 --> 01:03:37,920
Speaker 2: accidentally sent me two massive boxes of industrial sized garbage

1357
01:03:38,400 --> 01:03:41,640
Speaker 2: bags from Costco. He was trying to send them to himself,

1358
01:03:43,360 --> 01:03:45,800
Speaker 2: and they've been in my car for well I've bet

1359
01:03:45,800 --> 01:03:47,919
Speaker 2: I've talked about on this podcast, probably over a year ago.

1360
01:03:48,080 --> 01:03:50,600
Speaker 4: Industrial size meaning like a big barrel, like a big.

1361
01:03:50,480 --> 01:03:53,120
Speaker 2: Cbetaria, big enough probably to fit inside a like, you know,

1362
01:03:53,160 --> 01:03:56,560
Speaker 2: like your la garbage can, so I can't be used

1363
01:03:56,560 --> 01:03:57,880
Speaker 2: in the home, you know, I can't just put in

1364
01:03:57,920 --> 01:03:58,880
Speaker 2: my kitchen garbage pan.

1365
01:03:59,040 --> 01:04:02,480
Speaker 4: Wow, who's lining their outdoor trash bin? That's impressive.

1366
01:04:02,600 --> 01:04:04,400
Speaker 2: Somebody who doesn't like smell.

1367
01:04:04,520 --> 01:04:06,440
Speaker 4: I guess they respect themselves a lot.

1368
01:04:06,640 --> 01:04:09,440
Speaker 2: Yeah, but yeah, I'm holding onto everything. Did you go

1369
01:04:09,480 --> 01:04:10,640
Speaker 2: to the state sales a lot?

1370
01:04:11,200 --> 01:04:11,360
Speaker 3: No?

1371
01:04:11,760 --> 01:04:14,720
Speaker 4: My friend Amy is in a state sale queen and

1372
01:04:14,760 --> 01:04:17,720
Speaker 4: she finds great stuff. Whenever I went into a phase

1373
01:04:18,440 --> 01:04:20,560
Speaker 4: and really liked it because I like little dude ads

1374
01:04:20,560 --> 01:04:22,840
Speaker 4: and nickknacks. Sure, the issue is I now have buckets

1375
01:04:22,840 --> 01:04:26,160
Speaker 4: of little craps like I need attention that I do

1376
01:04:26,240 --> 01:04:28,320
Speaker 4: love that should go to someone as.

1377
01:04:28,200 --> 01:04:32,080
Speaker 2: A gift, right, and today was your turn. It's like

1378
01:04:32,120 --> 01:04:34,959
Speaker 2: a people museum. It's like a museum. I like, Yeah,

1379
01:04:35,000 --> 01:04:37,960
Speaker 2: I love going into a house that I wouldn't be

1380
01:04:37,960 --> 01:04:42,560
Speaker 2: allowed in any other circumstances. I rarely buy anything. I'll

1381
01:04:42,600 --> 01:04:43,440
Speaker 2: buy like a trinket.

1382
01:04:43,960 --> 01:04:46,400
Speaker 4: I now enjoy thrift stores and a state sales way

1383
01:04:46,440 --> 01:04:48,760
Speaker 4: more knowing that I don't have to buy anything.

1384
01:04:49,040 --> 01:04:52,400
Speaker 2: Oh interesting, It's just it's a thing to go and do.

1385
01:04:53,160 --> 01:04:54,880
Speaker 2: This is me completely, This is literally me with a

1386
01:04:54,920 --> 01:04:57,640
Speaker 2: grocery store. You like to go and visit the I

1387
01:04:57,680 --> 01:05:00,640
Speaker 2: love to just walk around and visit the food. My friend,

1388
01:05:00,720 --> 01:05:03,360
Speaker 2: the food high food.

1389
01:05:04,480 --> 01:05:06,480
Speaker 4: Do you have a favorite food, a favorite isle? What

1390
01:05:06,480 --> 01:05:07,240
Speaker 4: do you like to look at?

1391
01:05:07,760 --> 01:05:10,400
Speaker 2: I don't have a favorite isle. Every isle has something

1392
01:05:10,400 --> 01:05:12,880
Speaker 2: new for me to look at. I would say the

1393
01:05:12,920 --> 01:05:15,240
Speaker 2: things that have the most turnover are like the snacks

1394
01:05:15,240 --> 01:05:17,760
Speaker 2: and cookies for sure. Because Oreo has a new flavor

1395
01:05:17,840 --> 01:05:19,560
Speaker 2: every thirty to forty seconds.

1396
01:05:19,600 --> 01:05:21,800
Speaker 4: They're very attention grabby.

1397
01:05:21,960 --> 01:05:25,240
Speaker 2: I mean, give them this button. I mean they're desperate,

1398
01:05:25,320 --> 01:05:29,680
Speaker 2: the Oreo people are. It's sad, Dawn. We already like

1399
01:05:29,800 --> 01:05:33,000
Speaker 2: you if we liked the first one. You don't have

1400
01:05:33,040 --> 01:05:36,440
Speaker 2: to do any of this. I mean, like truly, seventy

1401
01:05:36,440 --> 01:05:39,200
Speaker 2: flavors ago, they were out of good flavors, and now

1402
01:05:39,200 --> 01:05:43,000
Speaker 2: it just feels like somebody that's like, oh, what's next

1403
01:05:43,040 --> 01:05:47,000
Speaker 2: for your life? You're in a bad place. Banana. No

1404
01:05:47,040 --> 01:05:49,960
Speaker 2: one likes a banana candy. I think there's a Selena Gomez.

1405
01:05:50,000 --> 01:05:51,120
Speaker 2: Are you like a banana candy?

1406
01:05:51,160 --> 01:05:52,960
Speaker 4: I do, but yeah, I was like, who is it

1407
01:05:53,120 --> 01:05:53,360
Speaker 4: to me?

1408
01:05:53,560 --> 01:05:53,960
Speaker 2: More?

1409
01:05:55,480 --> 01:05:56,720
Speaker 4: I'm one hundred years old.

1410
01:05:57,840 --> 01:05:59,680
Speaker 2: You like a banana runt?

1411
01:06:00,080 --> 01:06:02,560
Speaker 4: I like love a banana runt. Oh, that's when I save.

1412
01:06:02,680 --> 01:06:05,440
Speaker 4: I like a banana laffy. Daffy comes with a smile.

1413
01:06:05,520 --> 01:06:07,040
Speaker 2: It's nice to know that there is somebody that they're

1414
01:06:07,080 --> 01:06:09,480
Speaker 2: making them for. Yeah, I'm the one. You're the person.

1415
01:06:09,680 --> 01:06:11,600
Speaker 4: Sorry, I do that.

1416
01:06:11,640 --> 01:06:12,960
Speaker 2: I haven't had a runt in a long time. And

1417
01:06:13,000 --> 01:06:16,160
Speaker 2: I love that texture. Oh yeah, it's like eating a bead.

1418
01:06:17,880 --> 01:06:21,160
Speaker 4: I love putting beads in my mouth. I love plastic

1419
01:06:21,200 --> 01:06:23,520
Speaker 4: in my mouth. And then I found out about micropot.

1420
01:06:23,720 --> 01:06:24,720
Speaker 4: It is like eating a bead.

1421
01:06:24,960 --> 01:06:27,000
Speaker 2: It's very much like eating a little bead.

1422
01:06:26,880 --> 01:06:29,360
Speaker 4: And it's an exciting moment because it's like there's a

1423
01:06:29,440 --> 01:06:31,600
Speaker 4: chance if I bite down hard enough, I'll split my

1424
01:06:31,880 --> 01:06:34,600
Speaker 4: skull open. This could this could be.

1425
01:06:34,560 --> 01:06:40,040
Speaker 2: It for a split second of banana. That's that's what

1426
01:06:40,080 --> 01:06:41,080
Speaker 2: you're putting on the line.

1427
01:06:41,280 --> 01:06:42,040
Speaker 4: It's a rush.

1428
01:06:42,120 --> 01:06:44,440
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's an absolute rush. I don't even know if

1429
01:06:44,480 --> 01:06:47,120
Speaker 2: they sell runts anymore. I should look into it. Well,

1430
01:06:47,360 --> 01:06:49,840
Speaker 2: is there anything left to say about this enormous pile

1431
01:06:49,880 --> 01:06:50,400
Speaker 2: of goods.

1432
01:06:51,440 --> 01:06:53,240
Speaker 4: It's a relief to have it out of the house.

1433
01:06:53,320 --> 01:06:55,240
Speaker 2: Thank you so much for kind of pouring it on.

1434
01:06:55,760 --> 01:06:59,040
Speaker 4: Yeah, thank you so much to help me out. I

1435
01:06:59,120 --> 01:07:00,600
Speaker 4: keep being like I'll put it on the curb and

1436
01:07:00,640 --> 01:07:03,000
Speaker 4: put a post on buy nothing Burban, right, And then

1437
01:07:03,080 --> 01:07:03,480
Speaker 4: even that.

1438
01:07:03,560 --> 01:07:04,320
Speaker 2: Is like that's hard.

1439
01:07:04,520 --> 01:07:06,400
Speaker 4: You're not supposed to just do flash gibs.

1440
01:07:06,440 --> 01:07:08,720
Speaker 2: You can, but oh, I didn't know you couldn't do that.

1441
01:07:08,880 --> 01:07:11,320
Speaker 4: You can, Okay, it's not the spirit of the.

1442
01:07:11,240 --> 01:07:13,800
Speaker 2: Group, right. It needs to be more intentional.

1443
01:07:14,600 --> 01:07:16,600
Speaker 4: You should post it individually with photos.

1444
01:07:17,320 --> 01:07:18,920
Speaker 2: It should be. The admins are.

1445
01:07:18,800 --> 01:07:21,720
Speaker 4: Constantly tagging everyone in the group to add another role

1446
01:07:22,640 --> 01:07:26,480
Speaker 4: and I'm scared of the group. So yeah, but I

1447
01:07:26,520 --> 01:07:28,520
Speaker 4: can't throw it out and I can't really donate it.

1448
01:07:28,640 --> 01:07:31,920
Speaker 2: The standards for buy Nothing are way higher than I expected.

1449
01:07:32,280 --> 01:07:34,720
Speaker 2: Just getting into my group was a huge pain. You

1450
01:07:34,760 --> 01:07:37,080
Speaker 2: have to say, like it's like who you are Almoso,

1451
01:07:37,200 --> 01:07:38,280
Speaker 2: like a background.

1452
01:07:37,920 --> 01:07:41,720
Speaker 4: Check a thousand percent. It's like there's nothing in my

1453
01:07:41,720 --> 01:07:44,640
Speaker 4: neighborhood that's so awesome that people are trying to get.

1454
01:07:44,440 --> 01:07:47,360
Speaker 2: In, right, Yeah, And like I feel like they knew

1455
01:07:47,360 --> 01:07:50,080
Speaker 2: better about where I live within Los Angeles than I do.

1456
01:07:50,600 --> 01:07:52,560
Speaker 2: I think I gave them the wrong information about where

1457
01:07:52,560 --> 01:07:55,000
Speaker 2: I live and they're like, you don't live there, find

1458
01:07:55,040 --> 01:07:58,160
Speaker 2: out where you live and come back what is your zone? Ide?

1459
01:07:58,680 --> 01:08:00,920
Speaker 4: Like what is I have to look at of surveyor's

1460
01:08:01,000 --> 01:08:02,120
Speaker 4: map to get into this.

1461
01:08:02,680 --> 01:08:05,280
Speaker 2: And I have not given away or taken anything from

1462
01:08:05,360 --> 01:08:06,800
Speaker 2: the group, So why am I in it?

1463
01:08:07,880 --> 01:08:09,480
Speaker 4: I don't you like to look?

1464
01:08:09,960 --> 01:08:13,080
Speaker 2: I know I like to belong you. I like to belong.

1465
01:08:14,120 --> 01:08:18,400
Speaker 2: Was looking to belong. Let's play a game. Okay, we're

1466
01:08:18,400 --> 01:08:20,040
Speaker 2: gonna play a game called Gift you a Curse. But

1467
01:08:20,080 --> 01:08:23,920
Speaker 2: I need a number between one and ten from you. Nine. Okay.

1468
01:08:23,920 --> 01:08:26,120
Speaker 2: I have to do some light calculating to get our

1469
01:08:26,160 --> 01:08:29,200
Speaker 2: game pieces. So right now, you can promote, recommend, do

1470
01:08:29,280 --> 01:08:33,519
Speaker 2: whatever you want. I'll be right back. I would like

1471
01:08:33,680 --> 01:08:39,000
Speaker 2: to say that you're doing great, all of you out there,

1472
01:08:39,040 --> 01:08:43,919
Speaker 2: and you should feel nice and give yourself a hug

1473
01:08:43,960 --> 01:08:46,720
Speaker 2: and hear me. I've never I don't think i've ever

1474
01:08:46,720 --> 01:08:50,759
Speaker 2: seenized on this podcast. Interesting. What's in this bag?

1475
01:08:50,960 --> 01:08:52,960
Speaker 4: Oh? Got a big dust?

1476
01:08:53,760 --> 01:08:53,960
Speaker 2: Yeah?

1477
01:08:54,000 --> 01:08:57,599
Speaker 4: Probably the travel bind does not get rifled through often

1478
01:08:57,680 --> 01:08:57,840
Speaker 4: or not.

1479
01:09:00,040 --> 01:09:02,280
Speaker 2: I wasn't listening. Did you promote or recommend? No?

1480
01:09:02,320 --> 01:09:04,840
Speaker 4: I panicked you guys said a prayer.

1481
01:09:04,920 --> 01:09:06,920
Speaker 2: Do you have anything to promote right now? Yourself?

1482
01:09:07,360 --> 01:09:08,759
Speaker 4: Myself, my brand?

1483
01:09:09,439 --> 01:09:15,360
Speaker 2: You're on Instagram? Oh and you have the other services? Really?

1484
01:09:16,439 --> 01:09:19,720
Speaker 4: My Instagram is pictures of my dogs.

1485
01:09:19,960 --> 01:09:24,200
Speaker 2: Sure, have you enjoyed anything recently enjoyed? Yeah, that's not

1486
01:09:24,320 --> 01:09:24,840
Speaker 2: of your own?

1487
01:09:26,040 --> 01:09:27,280
Speaker 4: Like shows and stuff.

1488
01:09:27,000 --> 01:09:30,080
Speaker 2: Whatever, movie, food, music, movie TV.

1489
01:09:31,120 --> 01:09:32,639
Speaker 4: Why can't I think of one thing?

1490
01:09:33,400 --> 01:09:36,599
Speaker 2: Because it's a horrible question. It is, it will erase

1491
01:09:36,640 --> 01:09:37,120
Speaker 2: your mind.

1492
01:09:37,400 --> 01:09:40,920
Speaker 4: I yeah, I rewatched Hereditary the other day to treat it,

1493
01:09:41,520 --> 01:09:44,160
Speaker 4: and I watched the last thirty minutes on mute. Oh sure,

1494
01:09:44,240 --> 01:09:46,040
Speaker 4: she's have really taken the choices?

1495
01:09:46,320 --> 01:09:47,800
Speaker 2: Did you see bring her back?

1496
01:09:48,439 --> 01:09:48,679
Speaker 4: No?

1497
01:09:49,360 --> 01:09:52,519
Speaker 2: I feel like Hereditary? I mean, who I'm.

1498
01:09:52,439 --> 01:09:54,720
Speaker 4: Gonna I'm going to race out of the studio, go home,

1499
01:09:54,920 --> 01:09:58,320
Speaker 4: close every window, and angle the TV away from any surface.

1500
01:09:58,360 --> 01:10:00,800
Speaker 4: It is noon, not a good time I watch movie.

1501
01:10:00,840 --> 01:10:02,280
Speaker 4: I cannot wait to get home and put it on.

1502
01:10:02,360 --> 01:10:05,000
Speaker 2: Did you see talk to Me? I did? You didn't?

1503
01:10:05,040 --> 01:10:05,880
Speaker 2: You didn't like talk to me?

1504
01:10:06,920 --> 01:10:10,040
Speaker 4: It didn't It didn't get me. Okay, it's not that

1505
01:10:10,080 --> 01:10:12,200
Speaker 4: I didn't get it. It didn't give me. No, I

1506
01:10:12,760 --> 01:10:15,280
Speaker 4: liked it. I liked Yeah, it was a cool thing

1507
01:10:15,400 --> 01:10:17,400
Speaker 4: that I've never really seen a horror movie do. Where

1508
01:10:17,439 --> 01:10:21,080
Speaker 4: like everyone immediately is like cool, we're talking to ghosts. No,

1509
01:10:21,120 --> 01:10:22,639
Speaker 4: One's like that's not real.

1510
01:10:22,760 --> 01:10:23,639
Speaker 2: What are you doing?

1511
01:10:23,760 --> 01:10:25,320
Speaker 4: Everyone was immediately on board.

1512
01:10:25,640 --> 01:10:27,479
Speaker 2: Okay, I wonder how you feel. And this is the

1513
01:10:27,520 --> 01:10:29,080
Speaker 2: same people, the same character.

1514
01:10:29,200 --> 01:10:30,160
Speaker 4: I'll have to look, but.

1515
01:10:30,280 --> 01:10:31,880
Speaker 2: I think you'll probably like it better.

1516
01:10:32,280 --> 01:10:33,720
Speaker 4: Was it as bleak as talked to me?

1517
01:10:34,479 --> 01:10:37,479
Speaker 2: It's I mean, I think it is the bleakest thing

1518
01:10:37,520 --> 01:10:38,160
Speaker 2: I've ever seen.

1519
01:10:38,800 --> 01:10:41,639
Speaker 4: Was it mean mean bleak? Mean mean sad?

1520
01:10:42,160 --> 01:10:42,840
Speaker 2: No, it's not mean.

1521
01:10:42,840 --> 01:10:44,759
Speaker 4: I found talk to me to be mean sad.

1522
01:10:44,960 --> 01:10:49,080
Speaker 2: No, I would say this is like just sad, just

1523
01:10:49,120 --> 01:10:50,200
Speaker 2: so dark and sad.

1524
01:10:50,320 --> 01:10:52,040
Speaker 4: That sounds great. Does a dog get hurt?

1525
01:10:53,000 --> 01:10:55,360
Speaker 2: I can't remember if any animals get hurt? I don't.

1526
01:10:55,680 --> 01:10:57,800
Speaker 4: This is the thing I want to promote is I

1527
01:10:57,840 --> 01:11:00,519
Speaker 4: don't do anything with them. But there's a site, an

1528
01:11:00,520 --> 01:11:01,920
Speaker 4: app called does the Dog Die?

1529
01:11:02,160 --> 01:11:03,719
Speaker 2: Oh, that's a good thing to download.

1530
01:11:03,800 --> 01:11:07,320
Speaker 4: Premium version I think is ten dollars a year, and

1531
01:11:07,520 --> 01:11:10,800
Speaker 4: any movie or TV show And it's not just dog dying,

1532
01:11:10,880 --> 01:11:12,880
Speaker 4: it's does a dragon feel sad?

1533
01:11:13,120 --> 01:11:13,400
Speaker 2: Sure?

1534
01:11:13,600 --> 01:11:16,200
Speaker 4: Our fingernails ripped off? You can put in anything that's

1535
01:11:16,240 --> 01:11:19,240
Speaker 4: either triggering or upsetting. Because if I see a movie

1536
01:11:19,280 --> 01:11:22,519
Speaker 4: where a dog is confused about being abandoned, I actually

1537
01:11:22,560 --> 01:11:26,200
Speaker 4: have to go to the hospital. It's debilitating and I

1538
01:11:26,240 --> 01:11:28,080
Speaker 4: am now I've gotten a little bit better. But it's

1539
01:11:28,080 --> 01:11:30,639
Speaker 4: really nice because you can see like, okay, yeah, in

1540
01:11:30,680 --> 01:11:37,679
Speaker 4: this episode of Suernobyl from minute thirty, I just skipped that.

1541
01:11:37,680 --> 01:11:42,320
Speaker 4: That's another frequent rewatch for me because amazing explaining grave things.

1542
01:11:42,360 --> 01:11:44,160
Speaker 2: It's so I loved it.

1543
01:11:44,160 --> 01:11:45,880
Speaker 4: It's perfect. But iodine.

1544
01:11:45,960 --> 01:11:53,240
Speaker 2: That's how they say right, they say antibiotic, antibiotic or something.

1545
01:11:53,600 --> 01:11:56,280
Speaker 2: There's like the way you say it with a British accent.

1546
01:11:56,360 --> 01:11:59,360
Speaker 2: Is anytime I've ever heard it, I've thought, wait, I

1547
01:11:59,360 --> 01:12:00,479
Speaker 2: don't know what you're sing saying to me.

1548
01:12:00,960 --> 01:12:01,840
Speaker 4: We're going to find out.

1549
01:12:02,200 --> 01:12:02,880
Speaker 2: Doesn't matter.

1550
01:12:03,080 --> 01:12:10,599
Speaker 4: I really like it. Jared Harrison Runtkin. It's a measure

1551
01:12:10,640 --> 01:12:12,559
Speaker 4: of right right.

1552
01:12:13,720 --> 01:12:15,320
Speaker 2: I love him. I loved him in mad Men.

1553
01:12:16,240 --> 01:12:18,559
Speaker 4: And Everything, put him in all the things I'm here

1554
01:12:18,600 --> 01:12:18,960
Speaker 4: to promote.

1555
01:12:19,000 --> 01:12:19,240
Speaker 2: Jared.

1556
01:12:20,520 --> 01:12:23,439
Speaker 4: I am too, who never stops working. He doesn't need it.

1557
01:12:23,560 --> 01:12:27,040
Speaker 2: He needs the help, Jared, reach out, reach out. This

1558
01:12:27,080 --> 01:12:28,320
Speaker 2: is how we play gift or a curse. I'm going

1559
01:12:28,360 --> 01:12:30,120
Speaker 2: to name three things. You'll tell me if there are

1560
01:12:30,120 --> 01:12:32,360
Speaker 2: a gift or a curse, and why then don't tell

1561
01:12:32,360 --> 01:12:34,640
Speaker 2: if you're right or wrong, because there are correct answers.

1562
01:12:34,920 --> 01:12:37,200
Speaker 2: Oh great, so you can loose I love that look

1563
01:12:37,240 --> 01:12:39,720
Speaker 2: forward to it. Okay, the first one is from an

1564
01:12:39,800 --> 01:12:41,920
Speaker 2: unknown listener who knows where this came from. But it

1565
01:12:41,960 --> 01:12:44,160
Speaker 2: was a listener, and we do appreciate you despite me,

1566
01:12:44,320 --> 01:12:46,719
Speaker 2: either forgetting to put your name down or getting lost

1567
01:12:46,760 --> 01:12:52,320
Speaker 2: in transactor, lost in translation gift or a curse public

1568
01:12:52,439 --> 01:12:54,840
Speaker 2: Venmo transactions gift.

1569
01:12:55,320 --> 01:13:01,160
Speaker 4: Why, Oh, it's so personal. It's like a girl I

1570
01:13:01,200 --> 01:13:07,160
Speaker 4: knew from improv who married rich is paying her babysitter

1571
01:13:08,560 --> 01:13:18,200
Speaker 4: with a date Saturday for Saturday. Oh the ephemera A

1572
01:13:18,280 --> 01:13:19,160
Speaker 4: man I dated for.

1573
01:13:19,160 --> 01:13:20,160
Speaker 2: One moment.

1574
01:13:21,360 --> 01:13:24,400
Speaker 4: Paying utilities to a woman who has this same last name.

1575
01:13:25,720 --> 01:13:29,000
Speaker 4: His wife took his name, but he's chipping in for utilities.

1576
01:13:31,960 --> 01:13:37,880
Speaker 2: Correct gift. I don't participate. I refuse to participate, and

1577
01:13:37,920 --> 01:13:39,680
Speaker 2: I feel like it is an opt in, which is

1578
01:13:39,680 --> 01:13:40,960
Speaker 2: always a little confusing for me.

1579
01:13:41,520 --> 01:13:45,160
Speaker 4: Interesting, Oh, I have it, so it's opt out, like

1580
01:13:45,240 --> 01:13:47,040
Speaker 4: you have to opt to make it private.

1581
01:13:47,640 --> 01:13:49,479
Speaker 2: I feel like I've never been asked and I've always

1582
01:13:49,520 --> 01:13:50,040
Speaker 2: been private.

1583
01:13:50,960 --> 01:13:52,600
Speaker 4: Oh maybe it's a setting.

1584
01:13:52,720 --> 01:13:55,000
Speaker 2: Because it feels like it should be backwards. Don't you

1585
01:13:55,040 --> 01:13:58,880
Speaker 2: think like it shouldn't be private, it should be public,

1586
01:13:58,880 --> 01:13:59,920
Speaker 2: and you turn on private.

1587
01:14:00,640 --> 01:14:02,320
Speaker 4: I feel that that's what I have.

1588
01:14:02,520 --> 01:14:05,960
Speaker 2: And you're currently public or you've turned I actually don't know.

1589
01:14:06,000 --> 01:14:07,759
Speaker 4: I think sometimes it's public and someone is private.

1590
01:14:08,280 --> 01:14:09,840
Speaker 2: This is why a worry for me. I'm like, I

1591
01:14:09,920 --> 01:14:12,040
Speaker 2: think I'm private, But am I like this loser from

1592
01:14:12,080 --> 01:14:14,559
Speaker 2: high school that's paying his mom for pizza or whatever?

1593
01:14:15,520 --> 01:14:16,960
Speaker 2: Do you know what I mean? I don't want to

1594
01:14:16,960 --> 01:14:20,600
Speaker 2: be my name like people seeing my petty transactions.

1595
01:14:20,840 --> 01:14:23,240
Speaker 4: I love seeing them, and not even in a mean way.

1596
01:14:23,280 --> 01:14:27,200
Speaker 4: I'm like, it's beautiful. It's like ephemera. It's a torn

1597
01:14:27,320 --> 01:14:30,200
Speaker 4: corner of a birthday card from the eighteen hundreds.

1598
01:14:30,280 --> 01:14:31,800
Speaker 2: Well, I don't mind seeing them. I just don't want

1599
01:14:31,800 --> 01:14:33,640
Speaker 2: to know anyone.

1600
01:14:33,680 --> 01:14:35,920
Speaker 4: There are times where I feel a little bit exhibitionist

1601
01:14:35,920 --> 01:14:38,400
Speaker 4: and I'm like, I want them to see that. I

1602
01:14:38,439 --> 01:14:42,720
Speaker 4: went to dinner with one of my closest friends.

1603
01:14:43,120 --> 01:14:47,559
Speaker 2: And they demanded eighteen dollars. Yeah, yeah, okay, you got

1604
01:14:47,560 --> 01:14:49,800
Speaker 2: one right so far? Thank you. The second one is

1605
01:14:49,800 --> 01:14:53,680
Speaker 2: from two different Patreon listeners. They both submitted a similar thing.

1606
01:14:53,720 --> 01:14:57,000
Speaker 2: Patricia and Sophia thank you gift to a curse when

1607
01:14:57,000 --> 01:14:59,840
Speaker 2: watching a cooking show slash video and the person says

1608
01:15:00,520 --> 01:15:03,880
Speaker 2: Jarlick for jarred garlic curse.

1609
01:15:04,439 --> 01:15:09,080
Speaker 4: Why I've never heard of that, and I don't like

1610
01:15:09,120 --> 01:15:10,000
Speaker 4: the way it sounds.

1611
01:15:11,720 --> 01:15:14,000
Speaker 2: And apparently it's happening a lot, because it's getting submitted

1612
01:15:14,000 --> 01:15:16,360
Speaker 2: by multiple people. Jarlick jar lick.

1613
01:15:16,880 --> 01:15:19,720
Speaker 4: And this is a cooking video. So we're looking at

1614
01:15:19,760 --> 01:15:23,320
Speaker 4: sort of like what are the bone appetite stuff? And

1615
01:15:23,320 --> 01:15:25,920
Speaker 4: someone says, jarl like, a jar of garlic is a curse?

1616
01:15:26,400 --> 01:15:29,880
Speaker 4: You think so, yeah, because it's the it's a bad color,

1617
01:15:30,560 --> 01:15:33,000
Speaker 4: the colors bad. The color is so different from regular

1618
01:15:33,439 --> 01:15:37,320
Speaker 4: you open a garlic, And I don't like the way

1619
01:15:37,360 --> 01:15:40,799
Speaker 4: that the word jarli sounds. We do have frozen garlic,

1620
01:15:40,880 --> 01:15:43,439
Speaker 4: like Trader Joe's will sell those like little tiny ice

1621
01:15:43,479 --> 01:15:49,840
Speaker 4: cube trays farlic farlic that sounds wonderful. That sounds like

1622
01:15:49,880 --> 01:15:53,840
Speaker 4: a folk character. What's the Did I get it right?

1623
01:15:55,560 --> 01:15:58,960
Speaker 2: The answer is it's an it's a curse. Okay, good

1624
01:15:59,080 --> 01:16:01,479
Speaker 2: have you'd have been so I don't think jarlck it's

1625
01:16:01,560 --> 01:16:06,040
Speaker 2: not necessary. It's actually it's more confusing because now we

1626
01:16:06,080 --> 01:16:07,360
Speaker 2: have to learn a new word for a thing that

1627
01:16:07,439 --> 01:16:10,680
Speaker 2: is very When you say jarred garlic, you know what

1628
01:16:10,760 --> 01:16:11,120
Speaker 2: that is?

1629
01:16:11,840 --> 01:16:12,759
Speaker 4: Jarred garlic.

1630
01:16:13,280 --> 01:16:15,360
Speaker 2: Now that we're even saying, I don't I feel like

1631
01:16:15,400 --> 01:16:17,679
Speaker 2: I'm losing grasp of the English language.

1632
01:16:17,760 --> 01:16:18,880
Speaker 4: I feel like I've never heard.

1633
01:16:18,720 --> 01:16:20,439
Speaker 2: A word before jarred garlic.

1634
01:16:21,240 --> 01:16:25,800
Speaker 4: Hearing the two people said that thing where Jarlick makes

1635
01:16:25,800 --> 01:16:28,599
Speaker 4: me feel out of touch, like a loser, like I've

1636
01:16:28,600 --> 01:16:31,000
Speaker 4: been in a coma for three years. What's happening with

1637
01:16:31,080 --> 01:16:36,080
Speaker 4: culture that I don't know that. Sophia and Patricia, they're

1638
01:16:36,120 --> 01:16:40,000
Speaker 4: in a group that's most people, and I'm all the

1639
01:16:40,000 --> 01:16:40,679
Speaker 4: way over here.

1640
01:16:40,760 --> 01:16:43,320
Speaker 2: This is my entire experience. I was just talking about this.

1641
01:16:43,439 --> 01:16:45,160
Speaker 2: I feel like there's a newsletter that goes out to

1642
01:16:45,280 --> 01:16:47,920
Speaker 2: ninety nine percent of the population that I just didn't

1643
01:16:47,920 --> 01:16:50,240
Speaker 2: get signed up for. And I'll be like, wait, everyone

1644
01:16:50,320 --> 01:16:53,040
Speaker 2: knows this, and they knew it immediately, and they're acting

1645
01:16:53,080 --> 01:16:55,120
Speaker 2: like I should have known it about it six months ago.

1646
01:16:55,439 --> 01:16:57,719
Speaker 4: Well, you have your phone on, do not disturb. You're free.

1647
01:16:58,200 --> 01:17:01,720
Speaker 2: But I don't feel free, all right? I want to

1648
01:17:01,760 --> 01:17:05,800
Speaker 2: be I'm desperate for attention to Maybe.

1649
01:17:06,040 --> 01:17:08,200
Speaker 4: Maybe you and I will hold hands and pray out

1650
01:17:08,240 --> 01:17:10,519
Speaker 4: at the end of this and we'll try to become

1651
01:17:10,600 --> 01:17:12,480
Speaker 4: included more.

1652
01:17:12,439 --> 01:17:15,040
Speaker 2: So we'll like, you know about the next jar Lick.

1653
01:17:16,120 --> 01:17:17,760
Speaker 4: Yeah, I want to see it come in. I don't

1654
01:17:17,760 --> 01:17:18,680
Speaker 4: want to get hit in the side of the.

1655
01:17:18,640 --> 01:17:21,120
Speaker 2: Head with another jar. I couldn't handle it.

1656
01:17:21,400 --> 01:17:23,880
Speaker 4: No, it's I'm one jar lick away from a.

1657
01:17:23,920 --> 01:17:27,880
Speaker 2: Rubber room, all right. This third one is from another

1658
01:17:27,920 --> 01:17:31,320
Speaker 2: Patreon person, an a gift or a curse. Salt life

1659
01:17:31,400 --> 01:17:32,640
Speaker 2: car stickers.

1660
01:17:33,720 --> 01:17:36,280
Speaker 4: Oh, like a bumper sticker that says salt life and

1661
01:17:36,320 --> 01:17:37,800
Speaker 4: it's like surf people saying that.

1662
01:17:38,560 --> 01:17:40,760
Speaker 2: I guess that's always been my assumption. That's what it is.

1663
01:17:41,280 --> 01:17:44,760
Speaker 4: I'm I'm smiling. I think it's a gift. I like

1664
01:17:44,920 --> 01:17:49,000
Speaker 4: knowing that people surf because that's so involved. I never

1665
01:17:50,360 --> 01:17:53,759
Speaker 4: we occupy completely different areas and they like their hobby

1666
01:17:53,840 --> 01:17:55,599
Speaker 4: so much that they put a sticker on their car

1667
01:17:55,640 --> 01:17:59,240
Speaker 4: about it. And it's salt and it's salt life. Those

1668
01:17:59,280 --> 01:18:02,040
Speaker 4: are two nice words. I love to see it. I

1669
01:18:02,080 --> 01:18:04,360
Speaker 4: love seeing the back of a car and being like,

1670
01:18:04,680 --> 01:18:08,160
Speaker 4: that's they did a diorama of themselves.

1671
01:18:08,200 --> 01:18:16,040
Speaker 2: Right, like a little like school project. Yes, the trifled cardboard. Yeah, wrong, curse.

1672
01:18:16,479 --> 01:18:17,880
Speaker 4: That just that seems mean.

1673
01:18:18,160 --> 01:18:20,599
Speaker 2: We'll explained this has nothing to do with mean. First

1674
01:18:20,640 --> 01:18:22,639
Speaker 2: of all, I see like you. Until you said the

1675
01:18:22,680 --> 01:18:24,960
Speaker 2: surf thing, I was still wondering what it even meant.

1676
01:18:25,680 --> 01:18:29,559
Speaker 2: So maybe I'm wrong. See what you don't even know?

1677
01:18:29,880 --> 01:18:32,200
Speaker 2: What does it mean? We could be committing to something

1678
01:18:32,200 --> 01:18:33,439
Speaker 2: that's bad right now?

1679
01:18:33,600 --> 01:18:34,559
Speaker 4: Can you have a laptop?

1680
01:18:34,800 --> 01:18:37,800
Speaker 2: This could be a group that you know, bomb's clinics.

1681
01:18:37,920 --> 01:18:42,400
Speaker 2: I don't know what salt life is. I need a

1682
01:18:42,439 --> 01:18:43,759
Speaker 2: more clear It could.

1683
01:18:45,080 --> 01:18:50,120
Speaker 4: H it stands for a save abortion. Let me talk.

1684
01:18:51,920 --> 01:18:56,679
Speaker 4: It's the opposite. Yeah, I think it would be stop abortion. Yes,

1685
01:18:57,120 --> 01:19:01,719
Speaker 4: literally get today? You're literally today life?

1686
01:19:02,880 --> 01:19:05,400
Speaker 2: Yeah? Who knows? And most of these bumper sekers are

1687
01:19:05,400 --> 01:19:08,240
Speaker 2: always so vague and I can't commit to what I

1688
01:19:08,240 --> 01:19:10,479
Speaker 2: don't want to know about your life. Okay, keep it

1689
01:19:10,479 --> 01:19:11,080
Speaker 2: to yourself.

1690
01:19:11,560 --> 01:19:13,960
Speaker 4: You're telling me you're at a red light and there's

1691
01:19:13,960 --> 01:19:16,680
Speaker 4: an empty car but in front of you, and you

1692
01:19:17,560 --> 01:19:20,720
Speaker 4: aren't feeling left out of having a little thing to read.

1693
01:19:20,880 --> 01:19:24,400
Speaker 2: I'm glad to have a moment of peace. All right,

1694
01:19:25,240 --> 01:19:27,479
Speaker 2: Salt life hot least? Do we know what salt life is.

1695
01:19:28,520 --> 01:19:29,360
Speaker 2: I think it's a company.

1696
01:19:29,479 --> 01:19:30,040
Speaker 4: It's a company.

1697
01:19:30,160 --> 01:19:30,960
Speaker 2: Oh, it's a company.

1698
01:19:31,120 --> 01:19:32,839
Speaker 4: Why did I think it was surfing?

1699
01:19:32,960 --> 01:19:36,040
Speaker 2: No, but it's it's connected to celebrating the ocean and

1700
01:19:36,200 --> 01:19:40,160
Speaker 2: coastal activities. Okay, oh my god, they are Okay, then,

1701
01:19:40,680 --> 01:19:41,200
Speaker 2: thank god.

1702
01:19:41,560 --> 01:19:43,640
Speaker 4: I think it's a gift. I love to know that

1703
01:19:43,640 --> 01:19:46,720
Speaker 4: there are people who do the ocean and water activities,

1704
01:19:46,840 --> 01:19:48,000
Speaker 4: and that they also have cars.

1705
01:19:48,280 --> 01:19:49,320
Speaker 2: They're not always in the water.

1706
01:19:50,120 --> 01:19:51,760
Speaker 4: It's not just a boat, it's a car. They can

1707
01:19:51,760 --> 01:19:55,160
Speaker 4: do multitudes. Also, I will say, as an olive branch,

1708
01:19:55,439 --> 01:19:59,320
Speaker 4: sure to this idea, I think the twenty six point

1709
01:19:59,360 --> 01:20:01,320
Speaker 4: two oval umper sticker is a curse.

1710
01:20:01,600 --> 01:20:04,720
Speaker 2: Oh and there's there's just so many of them. Yeah,

1711
01:20:04,720 --> 01:20:07,040
Speaker 2: I can't creep up with the math on which what

1712
01:20:07,080 --> 01:20:09,280
Speaker 2: does this one mean? And like the ones that are

1713
01:20:09,320 --> 01:20:11,320
Speaker 2: really small, I'm like, oh, now I'm just sad. Like,

1714
01:20:11,840 --> 01:20:14,680
Speaker 2: what's the smallest number you can have of one of

1715
01:20:14,720 --> 01:20:18,920
Speaker 2: those things? That's I think it's ten point two, it's

1716
01:20:19,160 --> 01:20:21,839
Speaker 2: or thirteen point thirteen point one is a half marathon.

1717
01:20:21,960 --> 01:20:24,280
Speaker 2: Get back to me when you've got to the full,

1718
01:20:24,479 --> 01:20:26,000
Speaker 2: or just I don't want to know.

1719
01:20:26,760 --> 01:20:29,320
Speaker 4: Don't stop at the sticker. Don't you put the sticker

1720
01:20:29,320 --> 01:20:30,280
Speaker 4: on at thirteen point one?

1721
01:20:30,280 --> 01:20:32,880
Speaker 2: That makes me sad. The energy you spent buying and

1722
01:20:32,880 --> 01:20:35,240
Speaker 2: putting that on your car could have been spent training.

1723
01:20:35,960 --> 01:20:37,760
Speaker 2: You shouldn't be driving, you should be running to work.

1724
01:20:37,880 --> 01:20:39,680
Speaker 2: You should be running. Maybe maybe it.

1725
01:20:39,680 --> 01:20:40,799
Speaker 4: Would be a different number.

1726
01:20:41,160 --> 01:20:46,120
Speaker 2: Absolutely well, you got two out of three. Okay, that's good,

1727
01:20:46,680 --> 01:20:51,400
Speaker 2: Thank you horrible. This is the final segment of the podcast.

1728
01:20:51,479 --> 01:20:53,559
Speaker 2: It's called they said no emails. People a writing into

1729
01:20:53,560 --> 01:20:55,639
Speaker 2: I said no gifts at gmail dot com. They're also

1730
01:20:55,680 --> 01:20:59,879
Speaker 2: sending voice notes. People send voice notes, you prefer it's easier,

1731
01:21:00,240 --> 01:21:02,240
Speaker 2: and they need to be sixty seconds long and recorded

1732
01:21:02,280 --> 01:21:03,799
Speaker 2: in a quiet room. That's easy.

1733
01:21:04,160 --> 01:21:05,000
Speaker 4: This is so fun.

1734
01:21:05,360 --> 01:21:07,639
Speaker 2: But we're gonna read one. Okay, we help me answer

1735
01:21:07,680 --> 01:21:10,200
Speaker 2: a question? Yeah, okay, let's get into the talk here.

1736
01:21:11,320 --> 01:21:16,160
Speaker 2: This is Bridger and guessed, very clean, very cold greeting.

1737
01:21:16,160 --> 01:21:18,320
Speaker 2: I'll say this is please. I need your help with

1738
01:21:18,320 --> 01:21:21,280
Speaker 2: a social dilemma. I have a work event coming up soon,

1739
01:21:21,640 --> 01:21:24,320
Speaker 2: and while I normally feel comfortable chatting with people, I

1740
01:21:24,360 --> 01:21:27,360
Speaker 2: always find myself second guessing how to leave conversations without

1741
01:21:27,400 --> 01:21:31,240
Speaker 2: being awkward. Okay, you know those moments when the conversation

1742
01:21:31,320 --> 01:21:34,160
Speaker 2: has naturally quieted down and you're unsure of what's supposed

1743
01:21:34,160 --> 01:21:36,559
Speaker 2: to happen next. I tend to linger too long out

1744
01:21:36,600 --> 01:21:39,160
Speaker 2: of politeness or leave out of panic. I know both

1745
01:21:39,160 --> 01:21:41,519
Speaker 2: of those feelings. How do you wrap things up at

1746
01:21:41,560 --> 01:21:44,679
Speaker 2: move along? At parties, especially when it's someone more senior

1747
01:21:44,760 --> 01:21:46,840
Speaker 2: or somebody I don't know, well, I never know what

1748
01:21:46,920 --> 01:21:49,760
Speaker 2: to do. Would love any advice or phrases you have

1749
01:21:49,880 --> 01:21:53,000
Speaker 2: to navigate. I imagine you're much better at this. I

1750
01:21:53,000 --> 01:21:57,599
Speaker 2: can't imagine where this person got that idea. Benjamin Benjamin

1751
01:21:57,640 --> 01:22:01,600
Speaker 2: is having the problem of at a converse leaving a conversation.

1752
01:22:02,400 --> 01:22:05,000
Speaker 4: This is a this is a problem that I also have.

1753
01:22:05,240 --> 01:22:06,599
Speaker 2: I don't know how to handle this at all.

1754
01:22:06,800 --> 01:22:10,000
Speaker 4: You are you have like dysmorphia about the way that

1755
01:22:10,080 --> 01:22:10,839
Speaker 4: you come across.

1756
01:22:10,960 --> 01:22:12,559
Speaker 2: No, I think you just don't know me very you're.

1757
01:22:12,520 --> 01:22:20,800
Speaker 4: Very polished and lovely, like straight up. And also, yeah,

1758
01:22:20,880 --> 01:22:23,800
Speaker 4: I don't I don't have an answer. This also the

1759
01:22:24,320 --> 01:22:27,559
Speaker 4: question itself would be like writing in how do I

1760
01:22:27,640 --> 01:22:32,200
Speaker 4: become a prima ballerina with verbal advice? It's like you

1761
01:22:32,320 --> 01:22:35,040
Speaker 4: got to put in the years, you got to know.

1762
01:22:35,960 --> 01:22:38,679
Speaker 4: There's nothing I'm gonna tell you, although I will say,

1763
01:22:39,439 --> 01:22:43,880
Speaker 4: Matt was it or Benjamin Benjamin close. Benjamin did ask

1764
01:22:43,920 --> 01:22:46,600
Speaker 4: a good question in this big existential one, which is

1765
01:22:46,640 --> 01:22:48,120
Speaker 4: do you have suggestions of phrases?

1766
01:22:48,160 --> 01:22:52,080
Speaker 2: Which is incredible, right, gives us an opportunity at least, Yeah,

1767
01:22:52,160 --> 01:22:56,160
Speaker 2: let me think my I mean, my two go tos

1768
01:22:56,160 --> 01:22:59,400
Speaker 2: are always I'm going to get a drink, right, I

1769
01:22:59,479 --> 01:23:02,960
Speaker 2: need to use the bathroom. But you know both of

1770
01:23:02,960 --> 01:23:06,559
Speaker 2: those that you kind of have a small amount of

1771
01:23:06,560 --> 01:23:09,400
Speaker 2: them for each party, because then eventually people are like, well,

1772
01:23:09,600 --> 01:23:12,479
Speaker 2: you've asked, You've gone to get nineteen drinks. How could

1773
01:23:12,479 --> 01:23:13,360
Speaker 2: you possibly know?

1774
01:23:13,600 --> 01:23:15,680
Speaker 4: I also think at this point, I'm going to go

1775
01:23:15,680 --> 01:23:21,599
Speaker 4: get a drink has become like not even euphemistic anymore.

1776
01:23:22,040 --> 01:23:22,960
Speaker 2: People know what's going on.

1777
01:23:23,000 --> 01:23:26,320
Speaker 4: People know exactly what it is, and it's it's almost

1778
01:23:26,320 --> 01:23:29,000
Speaker 4: like a version of looking at your watch going well

1779
01:23:29,040 --> 01:23:35,120
Speaker 4: it's getting late. It's just so used. The first thing

1780
01:23:35,160 --> 01:23:38,280
Speaker 4: I thought of was turning it around to the party

1781
01:23:38,360 --> 01:23:41,280
Speaker 4: saying like do you know anyone else here? Or like

1782
01:23:41,520 --> 01:23:44,639
Speaker 4: oh before, or like bring it out to the space

1783
01:23:44,680 --> 01:23:46,640
Speaker 4: so that way your body language.

1784
01:23:46,360 --> 01:23:48,679
Speaker 2: Kind of opens up. You're half leaving, and.

1785
01:23:48,960 --> 01:23:51,080
Speaker 4: You've made their eyes move away from you, because I

1786
01:23:51,120 --> 01:23:54,280
Speaker 4: find getting stuck in eye contact to be It's sticky.

1787
01:23:54,120 --> 01:23:58,000
Speaker 2: Right, It's very and it's my problem is is like

1788
01:23:58,040 --> 01:24:00,840
Speaker 2: i'll run into a I'll say, well, I'll just I'll

1789
01:24:00,880 --> 01:24:02,840
Speaker 2: let you enjoy it, or I'll leave you alone, is

1790
01:24:02,880 --> 01:24:05,200
Speaker 2: what I'll say. And that's not No one wants to

1791
01:24:05,240 --> 01:24:08,840
Speaker 2: be like Oh, now they think he thinks I'm bothering them.

1792
01:24:09,040 --> 01:24:10,960
Speaker 2: There's no, that's not a good way out of it.

1793
01:24:11,680 --> 01:24:14,519
Speaker 4: I unfortunately do have this dynamic with one of my

1794
01:24:14,600 --> 01:24:18,719
Speaker 4: closest friends, or I had it before, and my husband

1795
01:24:18,800 --> 01:24:22,360
Speaker 4: overheard us doing exactly what you're saying. Like I was

1796
01:24:22,360 --> 01:24:24,680
Speaker 4: saying to her, I don't want to take up too

1797
01:24:24,720 --> 01:24:27,360
Speaker 4: much of your time. Sorry, you probably have to go,

1798
01:24:28,080 --> 01:24:30,240
Speaker 4: and she was saying, I'm so sorry. I'll get out

1799
01:24:30,240 --> 01:24:31,800
Speaker 4: of your hair. I just need to charge my phone.

1800
01:24:31,840 --> 01:24:34,240
Speaker 4: I'll be out of here. And he saw we are

1801
01:24:34,720 --> 01:24:39,600
Speaker 4: very close friends. We worked together for years. She officiated

1802
01:24:39,800 --> 01:24:44,200
Speaker 4: my wedding. He was watching it happen and stopped us

1803
01:24:44,200 --> 01:24:48,920
Speaker 4: and said, I just need to say something. Neither of

1804
01:24:48,960 --> 01:24:53,880
Speaker 4: you has plans, and both of you want to be

1805
01:24:54,080 --> 01:24:59,240
Speaker 4: with each other. You like each other, you are friends.

1806
01:25:00,360 --> 01:25:04,800
Speaker 4: You are being friends right now, and you're not mad

1807
01:25:04,800 --> 01:25:07,800
Speaker 4: at her, she's not mad at you. You both want

1808
01:25:08,040 --> 01:25:11,840
Speaker 4: her to sit on your couch and watch Celtic Woman

1809
01:25:12,240 --> 01:25:12,840
Speaker 4: music videos.

1810
01:25:12,960 --> 01:25:14,360
Speaker 2: Oh, I like say, stand of this.

1811
01:25:14,560 --> 01:25:17,240
Speaker 4: We do it. And then that was like a turning

1812
01:25:17,280 --> 01:25:19,120
Speaker 4: point in our friendship. We need it to be like

1813
01:25:19,280 --> 01:25:20,919
Speaker 4: manually reset.

1814
01:25:22,160 --> 01:25:23,800
Speaker 2: No, I think you get into rhythms like that.

1815
01:25:24,040 --> 01:25:26,840
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, but yeah, the saying like I'll get out

1816
01:25:26,880 --> 01:25:29,640
Speaker 4: of your hair, right, I think, oh, they want to

1817
01:25:29,640 --> 01:25:33,040
Speaker 4: get away. Yeah, other phrases, this is great. I feel

1818
01:25:33,040 --> 01:25:34,800
Speaker 4: like I don't want to tell you how to run

1819
01:25:34,840 --> 01:25:36,760
Speaker 4: your show, but I would love to hear people write

1820
01:25:36,800 --> 01:25:38,120
Speaker 4: in with phrases.

1821
01:25:37,640 --> 01:25:39,720
Speaker 2: That, oh, that's a great I have you get out

1822
01:25:39,760 --> 01:25:40,400
Speaker 2: of a conversation.

1823
01:25:40,720 --> 01:25:42,640
Speaker 4: Yeah, polite things, Oh, it's great.

1824
01:25:42,439 --> 01:25:44,000
Speaker 2: To back away. I would love to hear something for

1825
01:25:44,080 --> 01:25:47,320
Speaker 2: my own well being. Yeah, do you know what I mean?

1826
01:25:47,320 --> 01:25:49,240
Speaker 2: This is kind of in the same territory. I wonder

1827
01:25:49,360 --> 01:25:52,160
Speaker 2: how you feel about nice to see you, because people

1828
01:25:52,200 --> 01:25:55,200
Speaker 2: have started cheating with saying that instead of saying nice

1829
01:25:55,240 --> 01:25:56,479
Speaker 2: to meet you, and I see right through it, and

1830
01:25:56,479 --> 01:25:57,080
Speaker 2: I just think.

1831
01:25:57,080 --> 01:25:59,160
Speaker 4: Nice to see you is a weird fucking thing to

1832
01:25:59,240 --> 01:26:02,479
Speaker 4: say forever. Regardless, if you're meeting someone for the first

1833
01:26:02,479 --> 01:26:04,000
Speaker 4: time and they say nice to see you, I know

1834
01:26:04,080 --> 01:26:05,559
Speaker 4: that they're doing the thing where they don't know if

1835
01:26:05,640 --> 01:26:06,360
Speaker 4: you met me or not.

1836
01:26:06,600 --> 01:26:08,479
Speaker 2: Nobody is being fooled by that anymore. No.

1837
01:26:09,439 --> 01:26:12,040
Speaker 4: Wait, I just thought of one. It's I'm gonna take

1838
01:26:12,040 --> 01:26:13,080
Speaker 4: a lap, I'm going to.

1839
01:26:13,080 --> 01:26:14,760
Speaker 2: Circulate a little. And you think that's good.

1840
01:26:15,000 --> 01:26:16,479
Speaker 4: Well, you do it like in a tongue in cheek

1841
01:26:16,479 --> 01:26:18,519
Speaker 4: way where it's like, all right, let me just do

1842
01:26:18,560 --> 01:26:22,799
Speaker 4: a lap, where you're like, I'm gonna let me just circulate.

1843
01:26:22,840 --> 01:26:28,400
Speaker 4: I'm gonna have to hobnob, so it takes the pressure

1844
01:26:28,400 --> 01:26:28,800
Speaker 4: out of it.

1845
01:26:28,960 --> 01:26:32,200
Speaker 2: I can't imagine myself saying that I'm gonna take a lap.

1846
01:26:32,560 --> 01:26:33,240
Speaker 2: Does that sound.

1847
01:26:35,240 --> 01:26:36,479
Speaker 4: Jimmy Stewart affect.

1848
01:26:36,960 --> 01:26:42,519
Speaker 2: No, not at all. I don't know what to say.

1849
01:26:42,600 --> 01:26:43,400
Speaker 2: I'm trapped.

1850
01:26:43,960 --> 01:26:48,200
Speaker 4: I'm I'm an earthy, brassy, sort of broad type. I

1851
01:26:48,240 --> 01:26:49,120
Speaker 4: can get away with it.

1852
01:26:49,439 --> 01:26:51,920
Speaker 2: I'm gonna take a lap. I'm going to see what's

1853
01:26:51,960 --> 01:26:52,120
Speaker 2: on the.

1854
01:26:52,280 --> 01:26:53,880
Speaker 4: Let me just I have to say hi to a

1855
01:26:53,920 --> 01:26:54,439
Speaker 4: few people.

1856
01:26:54,600 --> 01:26:56,880
Speaker 2: Oh, I have to stay hi to a few again.

1857
01:26:56,960 --> 01:26:57,959
Speaker 2: That seems mean.

1858
01:26:59,280 --> 01:27:00,840
Speaker 4: I have to. I want to make sure I say

1859
01:27:02,000 --> 01:27:05,960
Speaker 4: I've talked to you enough. Well, this has gone far enough.

1860
01:27:07,439 --> 01:27:10,080
Speaker 4: I feel trapped. I'm gonna.

1861
01:27:11,960 --> 01:27:13,559
Speaker 2: I can barely breathe. This isn't great.

1862
01:27:14,880 --> 01:27:17,719
Speaker 4: Just walk away, yeah, I think also like calling attention

1863
01:27:17,760 --> 01:27:20,200
Speaker 4: to it, like, wow, did you feel the conversation? Just

1864
01:27:20,200 --> 01:27:23,400
Speaker 4: go away crazy hard right now? Holy shit, I'm scared?

1865
01:27:23,400 --> 01:27:24,160
Speaker 4: Are you scared?

1866
01:27:25,120 --> 01:27:27,479
Speaker 2: I think that's fair. I feel sick and maybe blame

1867
01:27:27,520 --> 01:27:30,920
Speaker 2: them for it. Yeah, and then say I gotta go

1868
01:27:30,960 --> 01:27:32,240
Speaker 2: get a drink. Perfect.

1869
01:27:32,520 --> 01:27:34,000
Speaker 4: Because of how horrible this was.

1870
01:27:35,840 --> 01:27:38,040
Speaker 2: I hope that we don't cross pads again. Wow. I'm

1871
01:27:38,080 --> 01:27:40,200
Speaker 2: gonna be watching out for you. This was hard for me.

1872
01:27:40,280 --> 01:27:40,880
Speaker 4: This sucked.

1873
01:27:42,720 --> 01:27:44,200
Speaker 2: Well. We answered the question perfectly.

1874
01:27:44,640 --> 01:27:46,679
Speaker 4: Yeah, but people should still write in with you, bra.

1875
01:27:46,720 --> 01:27:49,799
Speaker 2: If people I think send them in. I think that

1876
01:27:49,920 --> 01:27:53,519
Speaker 2: maybe we could next episode or whenever we get these phrases,

1877
01:27:53,560 --> 01:27:56,639
Speaker 2: we'll update let people know, just in order to help

1878
01:27:57,400 --> 01:28:01,920
Speaker 2: in situations. This is great again. It's autility podcast. People

1879
01:28:01,920 --> 01:28:03,479
Speaker 2: come here for life help.

1880
01:28:04,200 --> 01:28:06,800
Speaker 4: This is this old house of talking exactly.

1881
01:28:09,160 --> 01:28:12,200
Speaker 2: Well, I have so many things to deal with that

1882
01:28:12,200 --> 01:28:13,320
Speaker 2: you've brought today.

1883
01:28:13,479 --> 01:28:14,160
Speaker 4: Yeah, good luck.

1884
01:28:14,600 --> 01:28:16,920
Speaker 2: This could change everything from me walking and I felt

1885
01:28:17,600 --> 01:28:20,800
Speaker 2: worried for you that you display the gifts, and I

1886
01:28:20,840 --> 01:28:23,439
Speaker 2: hope that you don't feel the pressure to put them

1887
01:28:23,439 --> 01:28:25,479
Speaker 2: all up. We'll put up whatever we want. It's kind

1888
01:28:25,479 --> 01:28:27,320
Speaker 2: of rotating, okay, great, oh, rotating.

1889
01:28:27,320 --> 01:28:28,519
Speaker 4: Okay, it's a gallery.

1890
01:28:28,600 --> 01:28:30,639
Speaker 2: It's a gallery. I mean, if you had to pick what,

1891
01:28:31,040 --> 01:28:32,080
Speaker 2: this could easily this.

1892
01:28:32,280 --> 01:28:33,679
Speaker 4: Yeah, that really that goes.

1893
01:28:34,040 --> 01:28:38,799
Speaker 2: It goes matches with the dinosaur and the unicorn.

1894
01:28:38,800 --> 01:28:41,400
Speaker 4: Imagine you just hit your hand on the table while

1895
01:28:41,640 --> 01:28:44,639
Speaker 4: unspooling this slinky. Imagine if this table were marble. Oh,

1896
01:28:44,920 --> 01:28:45,599
Speaker 4: you'd be bleeding.

1897
01:28:45,600 --> 01:28:49,559
Speaker 2: You'd be bleeding and cold, so chilly, Willy, I can't

1898
01:28:49,560 --> 01:28:52,519
Speaker 2: believe had long sticks to get off. Okay, there we go,

1899
01:28:52,880 --> 01:28:56,400
Speaker 2: it's going right on to the table. Look at that there.

1900
01:28:56,960 --> 01:29:00,720
Speaker 2: Oh she matches the cactus candy perfectly gorgeous.

1901
01:29:01,320 --> 01:29:01,479
Speaker 3: Oh.

1902
01:29:02,000 --> 01:29:03,240
Speaker 2: I've had such a nice time with you.

1903
01:29:03,680 --> 01:29:04,559
Speaker 4: This was lovely.

1904
01:29:04,720 --> 01:29:06,840
Speaker 2: Thank you for bringing all of these objects.

1905
01:29:07,040 --> 01:29:08,519
Speaker 4: Thank you for taking them off my hands.

1906
01:29:08,720 --> 01:29:12,240
Speaker 2: Of course, really this rocked listener. The podcast is over.

1907
01:29:12,560 --> 01:29:16,040
Speaker 2: We're closing it down for the day. Do whatever you

1908
01:29:16,080 --> 01:29:18,519
Speaker 2: want to do. I don't want anything to do with it.

1909
01:29:18,760 --> 01:29:26,160
Speaker 2: I love you, good, Bobby, I said, No Gifts is

1910
01:29:26,160 --> 01:29:30,839
Speaker 2: an exactly right production. Our senior producer is on Alisa Nelson,

1911
01:29:30,920 --> 01:29:34,720
Speaker 2: and our episodes are beautifully mixed by Ben Holliday. The

1912
01:29:34,720 --> 01:29:38,080
Speaker 2: theme song is by miracle worker Amy Mann, and we

1913
01:29:38,120 --> 01:29:41,679
Speaker 2: couldn't do it without our booker, Patrick Cottner. You must

1914
01:29:41,720 --> 01:29:44,360
Speaker 2: follow the show on Instagram. At I said No Gifts,

1915
01:29:44,400 --> 01:29:46,160
Speaker 2: that's where you're going to see pictures of all these

1916
01:29:46,240 --> 01:29:48,920
Speaker 2: wonderful gifts I'm getting. And don't you want to see

1917
01:29:48,960 --> 01:29:49,479
Speaker 2: the gifts.

1918
01:29:50,320 --> 01:29:52,320
Speaker 4: And did you hear.

1919
01:29:54,680 --> 01:30:00,439
Speaker 1: Funa man myself perfectly clear? But you're I guess home.

1920
01:30:02,760 --> 01:30:08,799
Speaker 1: You gotta come to me empty, And I said, no, guests.

1921
01:30:09,120 --> 01:30:11,760
Speaker 1: Your own presence is presents enough.

1922
01:30:12,920 --> 01:30:17,479
Speaker 3: I already had too much stuff, So how do you

1923
01:30:17,800 --> 01:30:19,840
Speaker 3: dare to surbey me?