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Speaker 1: Hey, you found our podcast, but are you following it?

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Speaker 2: Oh?

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Speaker 1: That's important. Make sure you click that follow button and enjoy.

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Speaker 2: I think I see a listener outside right now.

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Speaker 1: Hey wait a minute, No, no, not like that follow. For

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Speaker 1: a lot of people, the worst part of the day

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Speaker 1: is right when your alarm clock goes off in the morning. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it's brooking Jeffrey in the morning into your dream and

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Speaker 1: you start dreaming about it.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: I hate to say this, but that is as good

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Speaker 1: as it's going to get for you.

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Speaker 4: The worst part of the day, Like, what do you

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Speaker 4: what's your message?

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Speaker 5: Here?

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Speaker 1: Has a new study just found mornings are actually the

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Speaker 1: happiest time of our entire day, where statistically people feel

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Speaker 1: the most positive. Book when I read you science, you

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Speaker 1: can't just always shout that's not true. When I'm reading scientific.

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Speaker 2: Studies started with saying that you don't agree with it either.

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Speaker 1: You said it, I said. For a lot of people,

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Speaker 1: they think it's the worst part of the day. Well,

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Speaker 1: but statistically it's not true.

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Speaker 4: Even for my husband, sometimes I feel guilty that I'm

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Speaker 4: not there to like help with the kids, and I'm

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Speaker 4: missing out on things.

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Speaker 2: Maybe it's like people with no kids. He's like coffee chill.

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Speaker 4: If no CLOVERI is made in the morning, Brook, it

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Speaker 4: is hu chaos.

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Speaker 2: Your shambles.

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Speaker 1: Well, that's the happiest he is gonna feel all day.

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Speaker 1: And also, Jeff, this is the happiest Brook is going

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Speaker 1: to be. I know the stress is already sinking in

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Speaker 1: for you because they analyze fifty thousand adults over two

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Speaker 1: years and it found regardless of what day of the

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Speaker 1: week it is, what their status marital is, a person

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Speaker 1: generally wakes up in a relatively good mood and that

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Speaker 1: moment is the best you are going to feel all day.

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Speaker 1: I will say, like a Saturday morning wakeup is so pleased, Well.

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Speaker 4: I mean a week yeah, exactly.

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Speaker 1: It's because if you think about it, literally anything else

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Speaker 1: that happens to you from that moment on is just

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Speaker 2: Wow, Jeff, I love that you're setting people up with

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Speaker 2: positivity for the rest of it.

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Speaker 1: Why don't put it on me. This is the study,

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Speaker 1: This is just awareness. Knowledge is power. After that, it's

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Speaker 1: a roller coaster with a big dip in your mood

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Speaker 1: at around ten thirty AM, right after our show goes

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Speaker 1: off the air. That's kind of weird, but.

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Speaker 2: Hey, you should turn over to the podcast bring it

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Speaker 2: back up again.

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Speaker 1: But there is another big surge of happiness that happens

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Speaker 1: around six in the evening.

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Speaker 2: Oh is that dinner time?

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Speaker 1: Would be right when you get off work and start

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Speaker 1: eating dinner.

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Speaker 6: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Then it's another slow decline throughout the evening until you

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Speaker 1: reach the least happy time of the day, midnight or

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Speaker 1: whenever you go to bed. Oh god, that is your

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Speaker 2: That is late. People go to bed that late. I

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Speaker 2: guess they don't wake up as early. Ye man.

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Speaker 1: There were some other obvious stats from the survey, the

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Speaker 1: happiest mornings or Saturdays and Sundays. We're happier in the

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Speaker 1: summer months than in the winter ones. Yeah, and there's

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Speaker 1: always a really, really quick, big spike in happiness during

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Speaker 1: the shock collar question. So this is going to be

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Speaker 1: the peak for you. Enjoy this wall at lasts, Jake,

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Speaker 1: bring the happiness. Here we go.

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Speaker 6: It's Valentine's Week and yesterday we focused on Jose's favorite

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Speaker 6: YouTube channel, Hot Animal Love.

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Speaker 2: Fact about it and that is more than one fact.

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Speaker 6: But today we'll be looking at the human kind of

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Speaker 6: love because for us, romance has really changed over the years.

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Speaker 1: You know not.

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Speaker 6: Long ago, men would duel each other at the break

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Speaker 6: her choice.

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Speaker 1: That was the happiest time of their day.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, or we'd send handwritten love letters across oceans in

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Speaker 6: for years throughout wars. And now we'll just instantly go

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Speaker 6: someone if they text the wrong version of their there

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Speaker 6: That's why today it's a special History of Human Love edition,

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Speaker 6: uh by of thankya say a number one through twenty.

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Speaker 6: I'll give you a question about the history of courtship

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Speaker 6: and romance. Just answer correctly to stay in the game.

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Speaker 6: We'll start with the woman whose only courtship happens when

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Speaker 6: she stands trial for her numerous traffic tickets.

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Speaker 2: Alexis didn't have to go to the trial.

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Speaker 6: Alexis having a number six. Alexis which historical figure is

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Speaker 6: said to have written the longest love letter ever, spanning

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Speaker 6: A Napoleon Bonaparte, B. Ludwig von Beethoven or C. King

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Speaker 6: Henry the Eighth.

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Speaker 4: Henry the Eighth was the one that was notorious for

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Speaker 4: killing all his wives.

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Speaker 6: After killing seven wives, you kind of got to convince

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Speaker 4: Maybe the letter is for the eighth, so it was

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Speaker 1: The crazy He didn't kill all seven of them.

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Speaker 6: No, there was one.

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Speaker 1: He let one live, he did, and that's.

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Speaker 2: The one he wrote this letter. One that got away.

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Speaker 6: Henry Alexa said, King Henry the Eighth. That is correct.

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Speaker 6: That was Napoleon Bonaparte, who wrote a seven hundred page

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Speaker 6: love letter to Josephine. Was a year history of romance?

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Speaker 2: Question?

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Speaker 6: Is true or false? In ancient Greece, lovers often exchange

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Speaker 2: Why didn't that just make me throw all up in

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Speaker 1: That is so gross, but also kind of impressive sculpt

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Speaker 1: you need so much wax for that. I'm going to

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Speaker 1: pray it's false.

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Speaker 6: Please, jose said false. That is, they did exchange sculptures

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Speaker 6: of their faces, but they were often made of clay.

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Speaker 6: Brook which famous European woman of the past had a

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Speaker 6: secret romance with her servant which was kept hidden for years.

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Speaker 6: Is it a Queen Victoria of England, b Cleopatra or

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Speaker 6: c inventor and no Bell Prize winner Mary Curie European.

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Speaker 4: So it can't be Cleopatra, right, didn't you say European.

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Speaker 6: She's like from Greece, but yeah, she lived in Egyptry.

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Speaker 2: I'm gonna go Mary cry Mary.

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Speaker 6: Surrey, that is please. The answer was Queen Victoria. She

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Speaker 6: had a deep and secret relationship with her servant John Brown.

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Speaker 6: Miss time to go to bed, Jeffrey. It's your turn.

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Speaker 6: If you get this wrong, Jose's gonna win. Yeah, number,

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Speaker 6: I need a number, please, jeff In the eighteenth century,

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Speaker 6: it was popular to send your crush a dove in

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Speaker 6: a box as a romantic gift. Is that true or

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Speaker 6: false interpretation?

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Speaker 2: I think they have you poke holes in the box.

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Speaker 2: It should be fine. That could happen.

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Speaker 1: Doves are like the symbol of love, but only if

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Speaker 1: me dead bird. That is false.

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Speaker 6: Jeffrey said false. That is yeah, the reality of sending

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Speaker 6: a live bird in a box wasn't always so smooth.

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Speaker 6: The dove was usually enclosed in a small, ventilated box

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Speaker 6: and sometimes flown across great distances to reach the recipient,

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Speaker 6: adding to the drama of the gift as well. You know.

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Speaker 7: The dinner the.

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Speaker 1: Homeless lady from home alone too lied to me, I

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Speaker 1: have a new beef.

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Speaker 2: Alone Jacobs.

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Speaker 6: All right, Jose, you have one today's edition of Banky.

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Speaker 1: So hose you get to choose who gets shocked singing

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Speaker 1: I'm going to be five hundred miles by the Proclaimers. No,

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Speaker 1: I feel like Jeffrey is upset.

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Speaker 6: Brooks day is getting worse, so I.

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Speaker 1: Gotta go the list.

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Speaker 4: But I would walk five hundred miles, and I would

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Speaker 6: I'm to stay.

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Speaker 1: One note is very That was the start of the

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Speaker 1: decline of everybody's day with that song the.

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Speaker 2: Way, No wonder it gets worse now this makes sense

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Speaker 2: to me anyway.

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Speaker 1: I hope it gets better for you. We got your

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Speaker 1: phone tap coming up right after this.

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Speaker 7: Frooking Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 1: As a kid, whenever you had people come over, it

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Speaker 1: was totally normal for your mom to run around taking

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Speaker 9: Right, No, no, no, I was strange because one of

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Speaker 9: all because of the stupid lies she told to her

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Speaker 1: Sounds totally healthy. You're in a brand new mass speaker

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Speaker 1: coming up right now. You don't know me, confession, I

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Speaker 7: Earl Arms.

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Speaker 1: Speak out a texta seventy five nine too. It says,

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Speaker 1: growing up, my grandma always would say, don't tell the others,

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Speaker 1: but you're my favorite grandchild. I assume she said that

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Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly, don't tell the others.

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Speaker 1: Actually, I know that Brooke does this in her house

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Speaker 1: with bottles of wine.

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Speaker 6: Don't tell anybody.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, but no, back, you're my favorite.

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Speaker 1: Do we pick favorite listeners during the mass seaker, Yes,

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Speaker 1: of course we did, but we say that we love

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Speaker 1: you all the same, Yeah, just to make you all

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Speaker 1: feel better. But you have a woman who's ready to

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Speaker 1: come clean about her secrets today. She's chosen to use

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Speaker 1: the name surely, so Shirley, welcome to the show. Do

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Speaker 1: you have a favorite morning show that you listened to?

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Speaker 5: Absolutely as you, guys the long cause she don't remember

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Speaker 5: her name, She's like, the only reason I say that

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Speaker 5: is because my voice is masked and nobody knows who

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Speaker 5: I am, because I will not admit.

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Speaker 2: That in public.

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Speaker 1: It was a good answer. Sure, we love that. One

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Speaker 1: voice changer is on. You are the mass speaker whenever

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Speaker 1: you're ready, let's hear your confession.

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Speaker 5: Okay, guys, well I'm a single mom, then play for

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Speaker 5: a long time.

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Speaker 4: Welcome to I was going to say, single non dad

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Speaker 4: is not a face, not yet.

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Speaker 1: Hold on, I'm about to be trending. Sorry, Okay, single

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Speaker 1: mom in that way for a long time time. Okay, yeah,

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Speaker 1: it's a lot of work. How old is your kid?

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Speaker 5: He's eight years old?

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Speaker 2: Okay, you guys got the one kidd Oh sweet?

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Speaker 5: All right, Well years ago I said something pretty stupid.

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Speaker 1: Okay, Okay, I'm intrigued.

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Speaker 5: The father is a real airhead.

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Speaker 2: Okay, baby daddy sucks.

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Speaker 5: He ran off when I was pregnant.

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Speaker 2: Oh, it's just amazing that people can do that.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm sorry. That must have been really, really tough.

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Speaker 5: I honestly dodged a bullet.

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Speaker 5: When my son was five, he started asking, oh his

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Speaker 4: Of course, I mean, you don't want to lie to him,

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Speaker 11: Yeah, a child psychologist back yard, remember, not a dad

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Speaker 11: to be in, Shirley, what did you do?

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Speaker 7: So?

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Speaker 5: I was desperate one day and this was probably a

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Speaker 5: I showed him a picture. This is your dad.

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Speaker 2: Oh god, what was the picture of?

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Speaker 5: A photo of the guy from Dawson Creek, James Sandy.

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Speaker 1: Beach, shockingly handsome.

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Speaker 2: The therapy buildings.

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Speaker 1: Wow, right, now, why why James Vanderbeek?

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Speaker 5: My son has kind of a big forehead and James.

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Speaker 4: Okay, but then you had to explain why he wasn't around, right.

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Speaker 5: I just told him he's got an important job traveling

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Speaker 2: Yeah, job is more important than you. Yeah, that's how

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Speaker 4: But but of course he believes you. He's five years old.

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Speaker 1: You said that happened years ago. What's the situation with

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Speaker 5: I'm terrified that he's going to see vander Beek.

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Speaker 7: You haven't told me now.

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Speaker 6: I have?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, there's no other option. You have to I.

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Speaker 1: Think there is other options. Oh you too, because I

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Speaker 1: don't know if he is. But if James Vanderbeek is

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Speaker 6: Why does it say Cameo in the corners.

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Speaker 2: Go ahead, just sue James Vanderbeek for the back child support.

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Speaker 7: Courtroom.

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Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, how are you feeling about this, Shirley? Where

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Speaker 3: It's feel awful.

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Speaker 5: I mean, it's going on and I have famed pictures

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Speaker 1: Framed pictures of James James vanderb that's weird.

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Speaker 4: Sureley, you are a good mother who loves their son, obviously,

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Speaker 2: You're doing it in the wrong way. You've got to

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Speaker 6: Yeah, I know.

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Speaker 5: It's been especially hard since his friend came over the

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Speaker 5: other day. Well, I hadn't put the pictures away and

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Speaker 5: they were there and his friend said, if he's from TV.

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Speaker 1: The friend recognized my mom watches this show. Oh god,

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Speaker 1: what did you do?

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Speaker 5: I said, no, and correct them in your kitchen to

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Speaker 5: give them some snack, you know what?

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Speaker 7: Kids?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, Wow, your son's gonna end up being the big

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Speaker 4: liar when he tells everybody at school his dad is

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Speaker 4: James Vanderbeek and people are like.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, right.

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Speaker 4: If he ever comes home and figures it out, all

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Speaker 4: you do is show him a picture of Angelina Jolie

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Speaker 4: and say, don't complain.

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Speaker 5: To me.

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Speaker 6: This is your real mind.

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Speaker 4: About this, Charley, Please write this yeah, please make it?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, write it into a book. The wrong right, Oh, I.

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Speaker 5: See, Yeah, I'm going to have to do something social media.

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Speaker 5: It's everywhere.

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Speaker 6: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Also because it's the right thing to do that too.

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Speaker 1: But thanks for sharing text in seven two. If you

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Speaker 1: have a big confession that you've been holding on to,

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Speaker 1: we can hide your identity, mask your voice, and make

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Speaker 1: you our next mass speaker. Your phone tap is coming

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Speaker 1: up right.

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Speaker 7: After that freaking Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 1: One of our listeners just transferred to a new college

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Speaker 1: and told her dad that she met someone special. Her

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Speaker 4: Hello, Hello, Hello, Sorry about that.

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Speaker 2: I was just putting my son down for a nap.

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Speaker 2: Is this Sarah's dad?

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Speaker 10: It is?

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Speaker 12: Who is this?

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Speaker 4: Oh?

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Speaker 6: Great?

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Speaker 2: My name's Lizabell. My friends called me to.

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Speaker 12: Okay, what can I do for you? Why are you

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Speaker 12: call me?

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Speaker 4: Well, I'm sure you've heard my son Whalen fancies your daughter.

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Speaker 12: I'm sorry, what did she not tell you?

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Speaker 4: They met in class the other day, that little Sarah,

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Speaker 4: well rascal, She should have told you that Whalen would

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Speaker 12: Well, she told me that a boy that liked her

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Speaker 12: I asked for my number. She never told me his

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Speaker 6: Well.

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Speaker 4: I'm calling because he's a little shy, and it's also

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Speaker 4: you know how these what I'm not my blood sugar's

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Speaker 4: just long.

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Speaker 2: Didn't see you there, honey bunch. He listen. I put

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Speaker 2: some animal crackers in the pantry. Go in joy.

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Speaker 12: Okay, how old is your son?

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Speaker 2: Oh, he's twenty, same as your daughter.

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Speaker 12: Wait, so your twenty year old son still take naps

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Speaker 12: and wines for animal crackers.

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Speaker 2: That's just his way of asking.

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Speaker 12: That's a little weird for an adult.

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Speaker 4: Anyway, Before Waitling and Sarah go out and fall in

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Speaker 12: They haven't even gone out, and I cannot imagine.

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Speaker 2: Isn't it a joy being a parent? I just love it?

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Speaker 2: Still tucking him in making his meals.

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Speaker 1: Are you still talking?

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Speaker 2: I sure am.

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Speaker 4: I'm telling him about your routine and how I like

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Speaker 4: to help you because you're my little man. I'll go

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Speaker 4: put on my lipstick, you little snaggle pussy.

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Speaker 2: Play with legos.

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Speaker 12: I think I can probably go ahead and put an

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Speaker 12: I ever even allow my daughter to date some weird

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Speaker 2: Oh he's not weird.

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Speaker 4: Forty six percent of young adults in the US still

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Speaker 4: have issues at ponty time.

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Speaker 2: I read about it and the Breacher's Digest.

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Speaker 11: Wow special, you sure.

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Speaker 2: Are, lady bug.

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Speaker 12: Yeah, I'm not trying to hear about any toilet issues.

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Speaker 2: Oh, it won't be a problem, I promise.

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Speaker 4: I've already planned out their first date, thinking it's going

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Speaker 4: to be at the same arcade where I met my

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Speaker 4: thirty five years, but I'm just crossing my fingers it's

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Speaker 12: I don't think any arcades are still open anymore. But

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Speaker 2: Oh have you seen a picture of Whyland.

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Speaker 12: Because no, and I don't need to.

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Speaker 13: Yeah, I don't.

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Speaker 4: Well, I agree, he is a little out of Sarah's league.

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Speaker 1: Excuse me, don't worry.

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Speaker 2: Don't worry.

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Speaker 4: I have raised him to have an open mind, and

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Speaker 4: I'm sure Sarah will love dating up.

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Speaker 12: Well, right, did you say dating up? My beautiful, intelligent,

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Speaker 12: I'm sure that he is great.

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Speaker 2: And that he is he is just wonderful.

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Speaker 4: And you know what, Whalan accepts all types of oo geez.

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Speaker 12: All types of what Oh.

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Speaker 2: Sorry for the language.

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Speaker 4: It's just when I was Sarah's age, I was getting

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Speaker 4: buck wild too. Hold on Whyland's father. All it took

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Speaker 6: You always tell.

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Speaker 4: That story, Well, I know, but not every angel baby

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Speaker 2: Was so I know. I've got the scars to prove it.

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Speaker 12: There's no way your son is coming anywhere near my daughter.

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Speaker 12: And I will be calling the school tomorrow to make sure.

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Speaker 2: Are you saying next Friday night will or won't work?

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Speaker 12: I'm saying it definitely never hell could freeze over and

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Speaker 12: it would still not happen.

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Speaker 4: Goodness, the language serious. I mean your daughter said you

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Speaker 4: might be upset when we did this prank phone.

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Speaker 2: Call on you?

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Speaker 12: Hold on? Did you just say prank phone call?

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Speaker 6: Did you say my daughter talk to you?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, this is actually Brooke from the radio show Brooke

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Speaker 4: and Jeffrey in the Morning, and your daughter Sarah set

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Speaker 4: the background.

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Speaker 2: This thing to a twenty year old man child that

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Speaker 2: we have on the show. Don't tell him actually he

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Speaker 2: is single. If you are interested in setting up your

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Speaker 12: Let's do it. Set them up.

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Speaker 4: Week up every morning was fum taps weekday mornings on

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Speaker 4: the twenties Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning.

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Speaker 1: Let's play around of is it friendly or flirty? Our

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Speaker 1: first contestant is Alexis Alexis can you tell me? Does

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Speaker 1: this sound friendly or flirty?

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Speaker 7: A boy? Was he?

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Speaker 2: How you doing?

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Speaker 4: It's an attempt to be flirty.

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Speaker 2: I don't know what it is.

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Speaker 1: That's flirty and thirsty at the same time.

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Speaker 2: That is just cool.

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Speaker 1: Worse, Brooks said that at her child's pta meeting, so

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Speaker 2: I was talking to the second grade boys.

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Speaker 1: J okay, oh god, the thing is one of our listeners.

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Speaker 1: It overheard her husband saying something even more suspicious and

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Speaker 1: cringey than that, And now she's wondering if she's just

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Speaker 1: being paranoid or if something actually weird is going on.

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Speaker 1: You're gonna hear it in your brand new awkward Tuesday

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Speaker 1: phone call that's coming up.

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Speaker 2: It was okay, how you.

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Speaker 1: Do control yourself? We're doing it right after this.

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Speaker 7: It's awkward. It's Tuesday. It's awkward Tuesday phone call.

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Speaker 1: Ladies, if you're ever curious about what your husband or

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Speaker 1: boyfriend is doing when he's not with you, just slash

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Speaker 1: his tires and offer to give him a ride. Oh,

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Speaker 1: tire slashing is one of the pillars of a strong,

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Speaker 1: healthy relationship, as long as he doesn't find out your

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Speaker 1: the one doing it.

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Speaker 2: If you have a shared bank account, that's really not wise.

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Speaker 7: Brook.

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Speaker 1: Your husband's cars are constantly in trouble and you're saying

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Speaker 1: you're not the one behind it. That's if you could

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Speaker 1: spend more time with him.

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Speaker 4: That's just because I like to run the tires right

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Speaker 4: up against the curves.

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Speaker 1: That's right, our listener, Julia didn't go that far as

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Speaker 1: to slash her husband's tires, so you're disappointed. But she

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Speaker 1: did give him a ride recently and apparently found out

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Speaker 1: something very interesting, so interesting, she needs our help, So Julia,

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Speaker 1: welcome to the show.

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Speaker 10: Hi, thanks guys.

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Speaker 2: Hey, how long have you been married?

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Speaker 7: Julia?

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Speaker 13: Three years?

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Speaker 1: Okay, tell us what's going on? Why'd you email us?

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Speaker 10: Well, I'm not real sure what's going on. I witnessed something,

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Speaker 10: but I don't know fully what I saw or if

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Speaker 10: I'm gumpp conclusion.

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Speaker 6: Okay, I totally love this.

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Speaker 4: You sound so sweet. It sounds like you're not upset,

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Speaker 4: like I can't tell.

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Speaker 10: Well, I'm worried, but I'm also just trying to be

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Speaker 10: rash all. I'm trying to not be like super reactionary,

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Speaker 10: but I'm I'm freaking out a little.

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Speaker 12: Okay.

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Speaker 1: Okay, that was the voice that I didn't And you're

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Speaker 1: freaking out with something involving your husband. What's his name?

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Speaker 10: Yeah, okay, so his name is Harry, and a couple

497
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Speaker 10: of weeks ago, I took him to his hair appointment.

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Speaker 10: We normally have we have separate cars, so normally I

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Speaker 10: wouldn't do that sort of thing. But his is in

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Speaker 10: the shop.

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Speaker 2: Okay.

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Speaker 10: I offered to drive him because I saw it was

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Speaker 10: on our calendar, and he was like, nah, I'll just

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Speaker 10: take an uber.

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Speaker 2: I mean that would throw up a little bit of

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Speaker 2: a red flag for me.

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Speaker 1: But did he agree to let you drive him?

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Speaker 10: He did, and when we got there, he was like

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Speaker 10: we had a big hurry to get out of the car,

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Speaker 10: and I was like, no, I'm going to go in

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Speaker 10: with you. I'm going to check and see.

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Speaker 13: If they have the hairspray that I use.

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Speaker 10: Okay, He's like, no, no, no, you're flying your fine.

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Speaker 10: Just let take me up an hour.

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Speaker 2: What was he like?

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Speaker 4: It's like an embarrassed junior high, you know, not wanting

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Speaker 4: his mom.

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Speaker 11: Did he says?

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Speaker 13: That is what it was like.

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Speaker 1: Okay, objectively a little strange.

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Speaker 10: So I'm go in with him and I'm looking and

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Speaker 10: then call it his name and then the stylus comes out,

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Speaker 10: and of course she is a gorgeous girl. I mean,

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Speaker 10: she's just absolutely beautiful.

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Speaker 2: I mean, isn't it a requirement to become a one

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Speaker 2: that isn't drop dead beautiful?

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Speaker 1: That's what she want. It would feel good to have

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Speaker 1: somebody who's really really beautiful styling you you don't want

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Speaker 1: like Rumpel still coming.

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Speaker 2: In bigger than mine. She's like, I don't do my own, like.

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Speaker 1: A troll comes from the back. So I would think

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Speaker 1: it's it's okay.

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Speaker 2: I mean it's it's common.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, it is very Does that make you feel like

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Speaker 4: a certain way?

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Speaker 10: Well, it was just very obvious that this is not

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Speaker 10: the first time he's seen her, and they seem very

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Speaker 10: friendly and familiar with each other.

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Speaker 2: Well, I mean it's a hair stylist, they're friendly.

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Speaker 10: Well, there's more. So as soon as she showed up,

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Speaker 10: he was like, all right, you probably gotta get go in.

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Speaker 10: She's like, you're really chewing me out of the door.

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Speaker 1: Oh no, okay, this is yeah.

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Speaker 10: And so then there's this petition, you know, like you

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Speaker 10: can come into the place and there's a reception desk

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Speaker 10: and then a petition, and then on the other side

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Speaker 10: is where all the chairs and all that.

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Speaker 7: Guy.

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Speaker 10: I walk around the petition and I opened the door

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Speaker 10: and I didn't go out. I just closed the door

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Speaker 10: like made it sound like I left out there for

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Speaker 10: a minute behind the petition and.

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Speaker 13: Listen what you hear.

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Speaker 10: And they were just laughing and giggling and flirting, and

555
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Speaker 10: he was laughing like a moron everything she was saying,

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Speaker 10: and then she got on with him, and then she

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Speaker 10: starts complimenting and like, oh, your hair's feel so good.

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Speaker 10: You've been doing so good and taking.

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Speaker 1: Care of it. Not to defend what they're doing at all,

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Speaker 1: but sometimes stylists will be extra friendly and extra nice

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Speaker 1: in order to get a.

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Speaker 4: Bet that still doesn't like dismiss her husband's flirting back.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that doesn't think.

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Speaker 14: It's weird behavior.

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Speaker 10: I don't know, Like I understand maybe you have a

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Speaker 10: little bit of a crush and there's nothing wrong with that,

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Speaker 10: but you have been trying to get rid of me

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Speaker 10: and not want me to come in.

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Speaker 13: I just feel like that behavior.

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Speaker 7: Is kind of fuck.

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Speaker 1: It would have been nicer if he had been like, hey,

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Speaker 1: don't say nice things about me. I'm married, Okay, don't

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Speaker 1: cut my hair and shut up.

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Speaker 4: No, but no, Like normally, like a stylist relationship, that's

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Speaker 4: the first thing you talk about is your significant other.

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Speaker 2: It's really the first thing that comes out.

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Speaker 4: So that's not a good sign that that's not what

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Speaker 4: they were talking about to me.

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Speaker 10: Yeah, I just I've been thinking about It's been a

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Speaker 10: couple of weeks and it's just like, I can't get

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Speaker 10: it out of my mind. I don't know how to

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Speaker 10: bring it up to him because I don't want to

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Speaker 10: come across as super jealous or defensive. But it's really

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Speaker 10: starting to eat at me and I'm kind of getting

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Speaker 10: scared about it.

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Speaker 2: You obviously haven't told him that you heard stuff or

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Speaker 2: you were there.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, that she was sneaking around and listening, is know

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Speaker 4: before we help.

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Speaker 2: It's a good point.

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Speaker 10: No, I didn't. I did not tell him that I

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Speaker 10: stayed and heard them flirting.

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Speaker 2: This is what we're doing.

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Speaker 1: Have you booked an appointment with that stylist, Just see

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Speaker 1: if she's equally flirty and touchy with you.

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Speaker 2: Just talk about your husband the whole plant.

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Speaker 10: I could just book with her and then tell her

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Speaker 10: like some really bad hygiene habit did he have?

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Speaker 1: But that's going to be step two in this process.

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Speaker 1: Step one is getting our advice in a few minutes

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Speaker 1: here before we let you make an awkward Tuesday phone

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Speaker 1: call to your husband to ask what is going on

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Speaker 1: between him and the hair stylist.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, is he just gonna tell you? It

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Speaker 2: just seems crazy? I mean, I don't know.

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Speaker 1: I mean, book that all depends on your advice and

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Speaker 1: if it's actually good for once everything.

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Speaker 4: I just hope it's some innocent flirting that we're blowing

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Speaker 4: out of proportion. I mean, honestly, that's best case scenario.

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Speaker 1: We'll find out when we call him and do your

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00:28:58,160 --> 00:29:03,640
Speaker 1: awkward Tuesday phone call right for this, it's awkward, it's Tuesday.

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Speaker 1: It's awkward Tuesday phone. After you get married, is there

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Speaker 1: anybody that you are still allowed to flirt with? Brooke

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Speaker 1: wanted me to ask that question.

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Speaker 13: I'm not.

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Speaker 4: Answer.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god.

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Speaker 4: I mean, there's a difference so between innocent flirting, like

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Speaker 4: flirting with a cash registered lady, or like there's something

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Speaker 4: else going on.

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Speaker 6: When you get mad.

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Speaker 1: If you caught your husband flirting with your Alexa.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god. He has called her pretty twice this week,

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Speaker 2: saying the realization.

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Speaker 1: Setting some people may be okay. Definitely not with your

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Speaker 1: hairstylist though, that needs to be off limits, and.

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Speaker 4: Especially when he's shoeing her out the door as soon

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Speaker 4: as she yes.

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Speaker 1: He gets there exactly. Yeah, And that's why our listener

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Speaker 1: Julia has reached out because she caught her husband flirting

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Speaker 1: and laughing with the pretty woman and cutting his hair

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00:30:01,480 --> 00:30:03,720
Speaker 1: sent up some red flags first, so she wants to

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Speaker 1: confront him about it, but doesn't want to get too

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Speaker 1: weird and defensive. So before we call Harry Jose, what's

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Speaker 1: your advice for her?

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Speaker 4: I feel like the way to disarm him is to

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Speaker 4: give the stylist a compliment.

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Speaker 8: First, guys are talking and you're like, by the way,

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Speaker 8: your barber is super cute, honey.

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Speaker 1: I mean if I was you, I wouldn't have even

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Speaker 1: came home.

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Speaker 4: Oh all right, okay, then you just gauge his reaction.

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Speaker 1: What do you think, Julia? Are you able to give

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Speaker 1: the hairstylist a compliment?

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Speaker 10: I'm just trying to figure out, like how I would

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Speaker 10: have to work it into the conversation since it was

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Speaker 10: like two weeks ago.

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Speaker 1: Oh see, what do you think?

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Speaker 7: See?

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Speaker 2: That's the way?

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Speaker 4: Okay, Because the thing is is if you accuse him, it's.

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Speaker 2: Just not gonna go. Well.

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Speaker 4: I think you say, oh my god, it's been bugging

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Speaker 4: me for two weeks. Your hairstylist looks so familiar, and

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Speaker 4: I couldn't.

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Speaker 2: Place it, and I remember I know her?

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Speaker 1: Whoa where do you know her from?

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00:30:58,960 --> 00:31:02,240
Speaker 2: Could be anywhere club, we do lie together.

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Speaker 4: You guys have kids yet, like you could name anything honestly,

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Speaker 4: because if he freaks out that you have a connection

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00:31:10,280 --> 00:31:12,080
Speaker 4: to her, that's not a good.

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Speaker 1: Sidney Brook does have the best lies to her significant other.

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Speaker 1: If anybody that I know, she knows how to twist

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Speaker 1: the truth. Is that helpful to you?

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Speaker 6: Julia?

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Speaker 1: Are you comfortable lying to your husband right now?

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00:31:27,840 --> 00:31:30,880
Speaker 10: But what if it's perfectly normal? And then he's like,

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Speaker 10: wants to know where I know her from and tries

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Speaker 10: to follow through on that.

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Speaker 4: But it's good if it's perfectly normal. I mean, sure,

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Speaker 4: you look like kind of a controlling, jealousy woman.

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Speaker 2: Were confused? You know you knew her. All you have

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Speaker 2: to do is tell a man you're just so hot.

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Speaker 2: It's hard for me to imagine that women.

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Speaker 1: Want to Well, Julie, that's our best advice for you.

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Speaker 1: Take whatever you want from it. But I'm dialing your husband,

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Speaker 1: Harry right now. I'm gonna let you make your awkward

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Speaker 1: Tuesday phok okay, Hello.

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Speaker 10: Say babe, bag, how are you doing?

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Speaker 13: Good?

681
00:32:15,440 --> 00:32:15,640
Speaker 12: Good?

682
00:32:15,760 --> 00:32:16,680
Speaker 6: Good?

683
00:32:16,280 --> 00:32:18,920
Speaker 13: I didn't recognize the number. What are you called?

684
00:32:19,360 --> 00:32:19,560
Speaker 12: Yeah?

685
00:32:19,640 --> 00:32:22,560
Speaker 10: Sorry, No, I'm just I'm at work and I just

686
00:32:22,600 --> 00:32:24,920
Speaker 10: had a question for you. I been thinking about it

687
00:32:24,960 --> 00:32:26,800
Speaker 10: and it just keeps slipping my mind, so I wanted

688
00:32:26,840 --> 00:32:28,200
Speaker 10: to run it by what was in my head.

689
00:32:29,320 --> 00:32:30,800
Speaker 13: Oh sure, go ahead.

690
00:32:31,200 --> 00:32:34,680
Speaker 10: Yeah. So a couple of weeks ago, when I took

691
00:32:34,720 --> 00:32:38,480
Speaker 10: you to the salon to get your hair cut, your

692
00:32:38,600 --> 00:32:42,600
Speaker 10: stylist was so she was so nice, like she seemed

693
00:32:42,640 --> 00:32:46,040
Speaker 10: really really outgoing and personal, and I'm looking for a

694
00:32:46,040 --> 00:32:48,600
Speaker 10: new stylist, and so I was kind of curious if

695
00:32:48,640 --> 00:32:50,240
Speaker 10: you know, if she's taking new clients.

696
00:32:54,160 --> 00:32:59,320
Speaker 12: Okay, why don't you already have a silos?

697
00:33:01,680 --> 00:33:03,720
Speaker 10: Well, you know, the last couple of times that I was,

698
00:33:03,840 --> 00:33:06,120
Speaker 10: which as in, I don't know, I just felt like

699
00:33:06,240 --> 00:33:08,400
Speaker 10: she kind of dried my hair alow about the color

700
00:33:08,560 --> 00:33:10,160
Speaker 10: and talked to her about it, and she kind of

701
00:33:10,160 --> 00:33:12,440
Speaker 10: got annoyed at me, and it's so weird, and so

702
00:33:12,720 --> 00:33:14,720
Speaker 10: I didn't know if maybe you'd want to give me

703
00:33:14,760 --> 00:33:15,280
Speaker 10: a referral.

704
00:33:18,920 --> 00:33:23,040
Speaker 3: Uh, yeah, you know, I think I don't. I think

705
00:33:23,080 --> 00:33:25,600
Speaker 3: she mentioned she's like totally booked up, Like I barely

706
00:33:25,600 --> 00:33:26,080
Speaker 3: get into that.

707
00:33:26,880 --> 00:33:29,040
Speaker 13: So like, I don't know, i'd have to talk to her.

708
00:33:29,280 --> 00:33:30,880
Speaker 3: It might be a stretch to get.

709
00:33:30,720 --> 00:33:38,040
Speaker 10: You in, to be honest with you, Okay, Well that

710
00:33:38,320 --> 00:33:42,120
Speaker 10: brings up another point that I guess I need to

711
00:33:42,680 --> 00:33:47,240
Speaker 10: get to. When I dropped you off, I didn't actually

712
00:33:47,760 --> 00:33:50,720
Speaker 10: leave the salon. I just kind of like opened the

713
00:33:50,760 --> 00:33:53,600
Speaker 10: door and then I like stayed and hung out and

714
00:33:53,640 --> 00:33:56,960
Speaker 10: I heard I heard the two of you talking and

715
00:33:57,360 --> 00:34:01,160
Speaker 10: it was a lot blirting and giggling.

716
00:34:01,520 --> 00:34:04,720
Speaker 12: And you say, I thought.

717
00:34:04,520 --> 00:34:06,040
Speaker 3: You said you were going to get groceries.

718
00:34:06,800 --> 00:34:08,720
Speaker 13: I did. I did, you were going to get a macachie.

719
00:34:09,680 --> 00:34:10,280
Speaker 13: I did.

720
00:34:10,800 --> 00:34:13,520
Speaker 10: But you were acting with her good like you didn't

721
00:34:13,560 --> 00:34:15,399
Speaker 10: want me to drop you off, and then you didn't

722
00:34:15,440 --> 00:34:17,640
Speaker 10: want me to come in, and then when she came up,

723
00:34:17,680 --> 00:34:19,200
Speaker 10: you were like trying to shoot me out the door,

724
00:34:19,239 --> 00:34:20,879
Speaker 10: and I was just really well.

725
00:34:20,800 --> 00:34:21,880
Speaker 13: I just know you were busy.

726
00:34:22,040 --> 00:34:23,640
Speaker 3: I just know you're really busy. I don't want to

727
00:34:23,719 --> 00:34:25,360
Speaker 3: hear this stress out.

728
00:34:25,920 --> 00:34:27,840
Speaker 10: That's not what it felt like. It really felt like

729
00:34:27,880 --> 00:34:28,960
Speaker 10: you were trying to get rid of me and like

730
00:34:28,960 --> 00:34:30,799
Speaker 10: you didn't want me there, and that just flows your

731
00:34:30,880 --> 00:34:32,759
Speaker 10: red flags, and so I felt like I needed to

732
00:34:32,800 --> 00:34:35,319
Speaker 10: stay and just see what was going on. And I mean,

733
00:34:35,400 --> 00:34:37,080
Speaker 10: is there something going on? Is there something that you

734
00:34:37,120 --> 00:34:37,799
Speaker 10: need to tell me?

735
00:34:38,560 --> 00:34:38,680
Speaker 2: No?

736
00:34:39,080 --> 00:34:42,080
Speaker 10: I mean what you hear I could hear you laughing.

737
00:34:42,160 --> 00:34:44,080
Speaker 10: I mean she would say something and you were like, oh, oh,

738
00:34:44,160 --> 00:34:47,480
Speaker 10: you're so funny. I mean, it was like it was weird.

739
00:34:47,560 --> 00:34:49,600
Speaker 10: It's not the way you laughed when we talk. I

740
00:34:49,680 --> 00:34:51,759
Speaker 10: just I'd never heard it, and it's just I don't

741
00:34:52,280 --> 00:34:54,239
Speaker 10: don't know. It was just a weird energy and she

742
00:34:54,440 --> 00:34:57,480
Speaker 10: was so flirty and so okay.

743
00:34:57,520 --> 00:34:59,239
Speaker 1: But I got a confession I didn't.

744
00:34:59,280 --> 00:35:00,880
Speaker 3: I wanted to keep for you, but I'm trying to

745
00:35:00,880 --> 00:35:03,040
Speaker 3: get this tempercent discount from her, and the only way

746
00:35:03,080 --> 00:35:05,200
Speaker 3: is that if she thinks like I'm into her, so,

747
00:35:05,440 --> 00:35:07,279
Speaker 3: but it's really for you, it's really for us.

748
00:35:07,760 --> 00:35:10,200
Speaker 10: Wait what how how does that work?

749
00:35:11,320 --> 00:35:13,239
Speaker 3: Well, you know, I just tell her I'm single, so

750
00:35:13,360 --> 00:35:15,160
Speaker 3: she thinks that she has a reason to give me

751
00:35:15,200 --> 00:35:15,760
Speaker 3: the discount.

752
00:35:15,880 --> 00:35:16,279
Speaker 13: That's it.

753
00:35:17,320 --> 00:35:21,080
Speaker 10: She just gives discounts to single guys that she likes.

754
00:35:21,160 --> 00:35:21,759
Speaker 1: Yeah.

755
00:35:21,800 --> 00:35:22,680
Speaker 7: Wait, so how does.

756
00:35:22,640 --> 00:35:23,680
Speaker 10: She even believe that you're single?

757
00:35:23,680 --> 00:35:23,839
Speaker 8: Though?

758
00:35:23,840 --> 00:35:25,239
Speaker 13: Because I walked in with you.

759
00:35:25,960 --> 00:35:28,000
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean she asked about you and everything, but

760
00:35:28,200 --> 00:35:29,439
Speaker 3: I just told her you and my aunt.

761
00:35:31,760 --> 00:35:31,840
Speaker 7: What?

762
00:35:34,000 --> 00:35:36,640
Speaker 3: Oh god, what are those people?

763
00:35:36,680 --> 00:35:37,200
Speaker 6: What's going on?

764
00:35:37,360 --> 00:35:38,120
Speaker 2: Oh my god?

765
00:35:39,040 --> 00:35:41,239
Speaker 13: Am I being punk or coming.

766
00:35:41,080 --> 00:35:42,480
Speaker 2: Here with an idiot?

767
00:35:42,640 --> 00:35:42,839
Speaker 13: Well?

768
00:35:44,440 --> 00:35:47,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, hey, Harry Man tell me. I need to let

769
00:35:47,719 --> 00:35:48,920
Speaker 1: you know that you're on the radio right now with

770
00:35:48,960 --> 00:35:50,680
Speaker 1: a show called Broke and Jeffrey in the morning. This

771
00:35:50,719 --> 00:35:53,640
Speaker 1: is called awkward Tuesday phone call. Oh my god, Julia

772
00:35:53,760 --> 00:35:56,840
Speaker 1: listens to us and asks for help today because she

773
00:35:56,960 --> 00:36:00,040
Speaker 1: saw that interaction between you and your hairstylist, which.

774
00:36:00,040 --> 00:36:02,440
Speaker 2: Obviously read right you were flirting.

775
00:36:02,040 --> 00:36:04,480
Speaker 1: With her, but not it's not genuine flirting.

776
00:36:04,520 --> 00:36:09,560
Speaker 4: No discounts for single hot guys, that doesn't exist.

777
00:36:09,719 --> 00:36:11,520
Speaker 1: I don't know I could get behind that. What's this

778
00:36:11,600 --> 00:36:14,279
Speaker 1: hairstylist place that you go to, Harry, because I could

779
00:36:14,400 --> 00:36:14,799
Speaker 1: lay that on.

780
00:36:14,960 --> 00:36:15,719
Speaker 13: I'll tell you about it later.

781
00:36:15,960 --> 00:36:16,640
Speaker 10: We'll get off the phone.

782
00:36:17,160 --> 00:36:19,919
Speaker 4: Okay, you believe him, Jess.

783
00:36:20,080 --> 00:36:22,320
Speaker 1: It doesn't really matter what I believe. It's what Julia.

784
00:36:22,400 --> 00:36:24,320
Speaker 1: This is her marriage.

785
00:36:24,800 --> 00:36:27,920
Speaker 2: Do you believe him a ten percent hot guy discount?

786
00:36:28,200 --> 00:36:31,400
Speaker 10: I do believe him. He's not not a liar. He

787
00:36:31,440 --> 00:36:33,560
Speaker 10: doesn't lie to me. I mean, I think I think

788
00:36:33,600 --> 00:36:35,799
Speaker 10: he's very truthful. I just I think it's stupid and

789
00:36:36,040 --> 00:36:37,279
Speaker 10: I think it's really incessitive.

790
00:36:37,480 --> 00:36:40,279
Speaker 2: Wait, stupid on his part or stupid on the hairstylist part.

791
00:36:40,600 --> 00:36:41,839
Speaker 2: It is a bad business choice for her.

792
00:36:45,120 --> 00:36:47,080
Speaker 3: Like I said before, this is a discount that I'm

793
00:36:47,120 --> 00:36:50,600
Speaker 3: getting for you, and I look, I admit I probably

794
00:36:50,600 --> 00:36:53,120
Speaker 3: should have told you about it. That's my fault. Okay,

795
00:36:53,719 --> 00:36:57,759
Speaker 3: I promise I'm not up to anything fullish or adulterery

796
00:36:58,000 --> 00:36:59,040
Speaker 3: ish or anything like that.

797
00:36:59,120 --> 00:37:03,840
Speaker 1: Oka is you'll be no romantic interest in actually getting

798
00:37:03,840 --> 00:37:04,680
Speaker 1: together with the style.

799
00:37:04,800 --> 00:37:07,399
Speaker 2: No, you would rather just pay the ten.

800
00:37:11,600 --> 00:37:16,920
Speaker 1: The economy is, Harry, your wife is clearly uncomfortable with

801
00:37:16,960 --> 00:37:19,799
Speaker 1: this interaction, no matter how much money it saves. She

802
00:37:19,880 --> 00:37:22,480
Speaker 1: doesn't like it. So, Julia, what would you like to

803
00:37:22,520 --> 00:37:24,240
Speaker 1: see Harry do going forward?

804
00:37:24,719 --> 00:37:26,960
Speaker 2: I mean that was that was almost marriage counselor?

805
00:37:27,000 --> 00:37:28,319
Speaker 4: Is that?

806
00:37:29,120 --> 00:37:30,799
Speaker 1: It's kind of like, what do you want from him

807
00:37:30,840 --> 00:37:31,759
Speaker 1: at this point?

808
00:37:32,160 --> 00:37:34,719
Speaker 10: Well, I would say, at the very least to be

809
00:37:34,760 --> 00:37:35,399
Speaker 10: honest with her.

810
00:37:36,000 --> 00:37:38,480
Speaker 1: You don't want him to switch stylists. You're cool with

811
00:37:38,680 --> 00:37:39,480
Speaker 1: him still going there.

812
00:37:39,880 --> 00:37:42,520
Speaker 10: I'm just not down with the dishonesty and like where

813
00:37:42,560 --> 00:37:43,840
Speaker 10: that leads. I mean, how would you feel if I

814
00:37:43,880 --> 00:37:45,719
Speaker 10: wore a miniskirt to the dentist to try to get

815
00:37:45,760 --> 00:37:48,160
Speaker 10: a discount and I.

816
00:37:48,239 --> 00:37:52,360
Speaker 2: Actually believe it Dennis giving discounts those guys are.

817
00:37:55,000 --> 00:38:00,640
Speaker 1: I don't need any more laughing gays anyway, Harry, are

818
00:38:00,680 --> 00:38:04,120
Speaker 1: you comfortable. Are you able to change ever so slightly

819
00:38:04,239 --> 00:38:05,200
Speaker 1: to make your wife happy?

820
00:38:05,920 --> 00:38:08,400
Speaker 3: Yes, I will, I will definitely accommodate.

821
00:38:12,600 --> 00:38:16,200
Speaker 1: Women can change a man. I didn't realize that look

822
00:38:16,239 --> 00:38:16,640
Speaker 1: at us.

823
00:38:16,800 --> 00:38:25,560
Speaker 4: So he's changing Julie all right, which, by the way,

824
00:38:25,680 --> 00:38:27,360
Speaker 4: was so insulting about that.

825
00:38:28,040 --> 00:38:29,600
Speaker 1: All right, well, you know what, I think we're in

826
00:38:29,600 --> 00:38:32,399
Speaker 1: a better place now than when we started this phone call.

827
00:38:32,520 --> 00:38:36,439
Speaker 1: So good luck to you too. Your marriage sounds perfect. Yay,

828
00:38:36,840 --> 00:38:43,120
Speaker 1: thank you, all right, Jeffrey in the morning. Those childhood

829
00:38:43,160 --> 00:38:46,120
Speaker 1: fairy tale stories all have important lessons that they want

830
00:38:46,200 --> 00:38:47,280
Speaker 1: kids to learn from.

831
00:38:47,280 --> 00:38:48,799
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, for sure they do.

832
00:38:49,040 --> 00:38:53,240
Speaker 1: Like Pinocchio teaches you not to lie, Hansel and Gretel

833
00:38:53,680 --> 00:39:01,240
Speaker 1: teaches you don't trust anybody offering you free candy strangers. Okay, yeah,

834
00:39:01,400 --> 00:39:03,920
Speaker 1: do you disagree or do you think they should go

835
00:39:04,000 --> 00:39:06,319
Speaker 1: and offer free candy? And I don't know what to

836
00:39:06,320 --> 00:39:06,640
Speaker 1: tell you.

837
00:39:06,680 --> 00:39:09,080
Speaker 2: I'm trying to hunt down that cabin for a long time.

838
00:39:09,200 --> 00:39:10,239
Speaker 2: It was delicious.

839
00:39:10,680 --> 00:39:13,120
Speaker 1: Sure, But then there's a little red riding hood which

840
00:39:13,160 --> 00:39:17,640
Speaker 1: reminds us to pay attention if somebody strange is lying

841
00:39:17,680 --> 00:39:18,279
Speaker 1: in your bed.

842
00:39:18,680 --> 00:39:20,640
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, because.

843
00:39:20,920 --> 00:39:23,759
Speaker 1: That's a life lesson that really applies to our next

844
00:39:23,800 --> 00:39:27,120
Speaker 1: segment where people came home one day and noticed somebody

845
00:39:27,239 --> 00:39:31,480
Speaker 1: different was in their bed and it definitely wasn't Grandma

846
00:39:31,640 --> 00:39:34,960
Speaker 1: snuggling up with their significant other. You're gonna hear their

847
00:39:35,040 --> 00:39:38,200
Speaker 1: stories during a brand new edition of Busted coming up

848
00:39:38,480 --> 00:39:44,440
Speaker 1: right now. Sneaky husbands, two timing lives, live, bad boyfriends.

849
00:39:44,200 --> 00:39:48,520
Speaker 7: And even worse girlfriends. They thought they could get away

850
00:39:48,520 --> 00:39:48,759
Speaker 7: with that.

851
00:39:49,080 --> 00:39:52,960
Speaker 1: But now they're about to get busted.

852
00:39:54,239 --> 00:39:54,440
Speaker 14: You know.

853
00:39:54,480 --> 00:39:59,520
Speaker 1: In the movie Et the Extraterrestrial, Et says he's phoning home,

854
00:40:00,120 --> 00:40:03,640
Speaker 1: but in the DVD bonus features, Spielberg admits he's actually

855
00:40:03,680 --> 00:40:08,640
Speaker 1: calling his side piece O late Night Interplanetary Action.

856
00:40:10,280 --> 00:40:12,200
Speaker 2: He's always the ones you think you can trust.

857
00:40:12,400 --> 00:40:16,040
Speaker 1: Yeah, I forgive him, but not everybody would like. The

858
00:40:16,120 --> 00:40:18,520
Speaker 1: listeners on the phone right now ready to share their

859
00:40:18,560 --> 00:40:21,680
Speaker 1: stories about how they caught their exes using their ET

860
00:40:22,000 --> 00:40:25,720
Speaker 1: finger to dial the wrong person. We're gonna start with Aaron,

861
00:40:26,040 --> 00:40:27,879
Speaker 1: tell us how you busted your significant other.

862
00:40:28,520 --> 00:40:31,680
Speaker 13: So my boyfriend was out of town for the weekend

863
00:40:31,920 --> 00:40:35,040
Speaker 13: and I realized I left my wallet at his place.

864
00:40:35,200 --> 00:40:37,640
Speaker 2: Okay, I leave my wallet everywhere.

865
00:40:37,880 --> 00:40:41,840
Speaker 4: I totally get you on that wave please, yeah.

866
00:40:41,640 --> 00:40:44,320
Speaker 13: Yeah, whatever, I left it there, and he wasn't replying

867
00:40:44,320 --> 00:40:47,160
Speaker 13: to me or answering my calls right away, and obviously

868
00:40:47,200 --> 00:40:48,239
Speaker 13: I needed it right.

869
00:40:48,280 --> 00:40:49,719
Speaker 2: So did you have a key to his place to

870
00:40:49,760 --> 00:40:50,239
Speaker 2: go get it?

871
00:40:50,880 --> 00:40:53,759
Speaker 13: No, but he had a window at his place that

872
00:40:53,800 --> 00:40:55,360
Speaker 13: I knew he always left open.

873
00:40:55,480 --> 00:40:56,560
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, okay.

874
00:40:57,320 --> 00:41:00,239
Speaker 13: So I get there, it's completely dark. I go through

875
00:41:00,239 --> 00:41:04,120
Speaker 13: the window and I drop into the bathroom and there's

876
00:41:04,239 --> 00:41:09,480
Speaker 13: a woman sitting on the toilet in the dark. Yeah,

877
00:41:09,680 --> 00:41:10,400
Speaker 13: in the dark.

878
00:41:10,640 --> 00:41:13,719
Speaker 6: What's that? Is it?

879
00:41:13,880 --> 00:41:16,520
Speaker 2: Someone else breaking in before you to.

880
00:41:16,560 --> 00:41:20,920
Speaker 13: Use the bathroom? I guess no, She like immediately starts screaming,

881
00:41:21,040 --> 00:41:23,720
Speaker 13: and then so do I because I was not expecting

882
00:41:23,719 --> 00:41:27,719
Speaker 13: another woman there. Yea, And my boyfriend runs in.

883
00:41:28,000 --> 00:41:28,799
Speaker 1: What wait?

884
00:41:30,120 --> 00:41:33,719
Speaker 13: Yeah, he was home and he's two women screaming in

885
00:41:33,760 --> 00:41:36,000
Speaker 13: the bathroom, one with clothes on, one without.

886
00:41:36,160 --> 00:41:38,239
Speaker 1: Oh you didn't have your clothes on when you stuck in.

887
00:41:40,800 --> 00:41:44,840
Speaker 1: I see, Oh she's the one. Yeah yeah, okay, So

888
00:41:45,000 --> 00:41:47,960
Speaker 1: did things get hot and heavier happened?

889
00:41:48,239 --> 00:41:55,080
Speaker 13: Not exactly. It was his coworker, Yeah, classy guy.

890
00:41:55,239 --> 00:41:56,560
Speaker 2: Hopefully you still got your wallet?

891
00:41:56,719 --> 00:41:59,279
Speaker 13: Yeah yeah, And I did leave through the door because

892
00:41:59,280 --> 00:42:00,800
Speaker 13: I did not want to climb back out the window.

893
00:42:01,200 --> 00:42:02,879
Speaker 1: You should have broken other window on the way out.

894
00:42:02,920 --> 00:42:04,080
Speaker 2: Now you're the classy one.

895
00:42:05,160 --> 00:42:07,480
Speaker 1: Let's go to Cameron. Tell us how you busted your

896
00:42:07,520 --> 00:42:08,239
Speaker 1: significant other.

897
00:42:08,719 --> 00:42:11,360
Speaker 8: So this was a wild one because I had a

898
00:42:11,360 --> 00:42:13,480
Speaker 8: buddy in town and he was hanging We're hanging out

899
00:42:13,520 --> 00:42:15,960
Speaker 8: for the weekend, and we decided to go to the

900
00:42:16,000 --> 00:42:18,799
Speaker 8: farmer's market on Saturday morning, as bros do.

901
00:42:19,160 --> 00:42:21,719
Speaker 2: Yeah, let's go.

902
00:42:21,920 --> 00:42:23,520
Speaker 6: Brother, got some un quants on sante.

903
00:42:23,600 --> 00:42:26,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, you want to make it, okay, smoothie after this.

904
00:42:26,400 --> 00:42:28,120
Speaker 6: Juice, only if it's all organic.

905
00:42:28,680 --> 00:42:32,320
Speaker 2: You know, I love it. So you grab your reusable

906
00:42:32,360 --> 00:42:33,280
Speaker 2: grocery bags.

907
00:42:33,360 --> 00:42:37,479
Speaker 8: And the one in my neighborhood has one of those

908
00:42:37,800 --> 00:42:42,280
Speaker 8: character art people. Oh yeah, one when they draw the cartoons.

909
00:42:42,320 --> 00:42:45,160
Speaker 8: So we're just looking at the pictures while we're walking by,

910
00:42:45,600 --> 00:42:48,319
Speaker 8: and there is this one picture that he has hung

911
00:42:48,400 --> 00:42:51,840
Speaker 8: up that looks exactly like my girlfriend.

912
00:42:52,000 --> 00:42:55,520
Speaker 1: Oh no way, but I can't. I know, they're so like,

913
00:42:55,719 --> 00:42:57,040
Speaker 1: they're so cartoon.

914
00:42:58,520 --> 00:43:02,239
Speaker 4: And I just always tell who they are, especially if

915
00:43:02,239 --> 00:43:04,840
Speaker 4: she has a distinguishable feature like a big forehead or

916
00:43:04,960 --> 00:43:06,640
Speaker 4: like birthmark.

917
00:43:06,920 --> 00:43:08,440
Speaker 1: Yeah sure, why is that a problem?

918
00:43:08,480 --> 00:43:08,719
Speaker 7: Though?

919
00:43:09,080 --> 00:43:11,680
Speaker 8: In the picture she had on this sweater that she

920
00:43:11,840 --> 00:43:13,680
Speaker 8: has that sweater, I'm thinking oh my god, like that's

921
00:43:13,719 --> 00:43:14,319
Speaker 8: totally her.

922
00:43:14,800 --> 00:43:16,640
Speaker 1: But in the picture, she's.

923
00:43:16,440 --> 00:43:19,680
Speaker 8: Sitting on some guy's lap from the drawing and he's

924
00:43:19,760 --> 00:43:20,879
Speaker 8: kissing her on the cheek.

925
00:43:21,680 --> 00:43:24,400
Speaker 2: Oh, they usually write their names on him sometimes.

926
00:43:25,000 --> 00:43:25,520
Speaker 4: Yeah.

927
00:43:25,560 --> 00:43:27,160
Speaker 8: I took a picture of it with my phoneks. I

928
00:43:27,160 --> 00:43:28,960
Speaker 8: thought it was funny and not show it to her

929
00:43:29,000 --> 00:43:33,560
Speaker 8: the next day and immediately she goes completely pale, white,

930
00:43:33,880 --> 00:43:39,040
Speaker 8: looks completely stunned, and just burst into tears.

931
00:43:38,000 --> 00:43:43,239
Speaker 4: And the boss, Oh, I was hoping that she was

932
00:43:43,280 --> 00:43:45,319
Speaker 4: just really sad that he drew her in a bad light.

933
00:43:45,880 --> 00:43:46,080
Speaker 7: Yeah.

934
00:43:46,440 --> 00:43:49,600
Speaker 1: God, and at least she's climbing up the corporate ladder

935
00:43:49,600 --> 00:43:55,360
Speaker 1: instead of slumming it down. No, well I'm sorry man. Yeah,

936
00:43:55,080 --> 00:43:57,520
Speaker 1: you know, finally we got time for one more. Let's

937
00:43:57,520 --> 00:44:00,000
Speaker 1: go to Nora. Tell us how you busted jer significant other.

938
00:44:00,760 --> 00:44:03,719
Speaker 14: So a guy I've been dating for months still had

939
00:44:03,880 --> 00:44:07,719
Speaker 14: introduced me to his family, and he just told me

940
00:44:07,880 --> 00:44:11,239
Speaker 14: that it was because they weren't very close and they

941
00:44:11,239 --> 00:44:12,160
Speaker 14: had some issues.

942
00:44:12,280 --> 00:44:14,200
Speaker 2: Well, you'd only been dating in a month, I mean

943
00:44:14,239 --> 00:44:15,320
Speaker 2: that's pretty soon.

944
00:44:15,440 --> 00:44:18,520
Speaker 13: Yeah, yeah, but it was really fast. I mean like

945
00:44:18,560 --> 00:44:20,400
Speaker 13: we were like deep pretty quick.

946
00:44:22,000 --> 00:44:23,120
Speaker 8: I felt bad.

947
00:44:22,920 --> 00:44:25,319
Speaker 14: And I wanted to take things into my own hands

948
00:44:25,320 --> 00:44:28,200
Speaker 14: because I felt the connection we had and I just

949
00:44:28,239 --> 00:44:30,000
Speaker 14: wanted to see if, like I could help.

950
00:44:30,200 --> 00:44:32,000
Speaker 4: Yeah, you're going to fix all his family problems in

951
00:44:32,040 --> 00:44:33,160
Speaker 4: one month, I've gotten Yeah.

952
00:44:33,719 --> 00:44:37,440
Speaker 14: Well, I secretly found out that his mom was a

953
00:44:37,440 --> 00:44:40,560
Speaker 14: hairstylist and packed an appointment with her.

954
00:44:40,760 --> 00:44:43,919
Speaker 2: Oh oh okay, yeah.

955
00:44:44,239 --> 00:44:47,120
Speaker 1: They always ask so like, do you have a boyfriend?

956
00:44:47,239 --> 00:44:48,520
Speaker 1: Are you dating anyone?

957
00:44:48,920 --> 00:44:52,680
Speaker 14: Actually exactly, but I asked her about her family, and

958
00:44:52,680 --> 00:44:55,359
Speaker 14: that's when she went on and on about her son

959
00:44:56,280 --> 00:45:00,520
Speaker 14: and how after playing the field for a really long time,

960
00:45:00,640 --> 00:45:05,640
Speaker 14: he finally got engaged last to a wonderful woman named Helene.

961
00:45:06,200 --> 00:45:06,480
Speaker 14: Not me.

962
00:45:06,600 --> 00:45:09,880
Speaker 4: Oh wait, oh god, oh did you have two sons?

963
00:45:09,920 --> 00:45:10,520
Speaker 2: By chants?

964
00:45:11,520 --> 00:45:11,840
Speaker 13: Nope?

965
00:45:12,800 --> 00:45:19,120
Speaker 14: Oh god, Oh so that's why he couldn't introduce me

966
00:45:19,160 --> 00:45:19,480
Speaker 14: to them.

967
00:45:19,719 --> 00:45:22,799
Speaker 4: Yeah, did you introduce yourself to her like, oh I'm

968
00:45:22,800 --> 00:45:23,640
Speaker 4: the side girl?

969
00:45:23,920 --> 00:45:25,000
Speaker 2: Hopefully no.

970
00:45:25,280 --> 00:45:26,920
Speaker 12: I think I was just in shock.

971
00:45:26,960 --> 00:45:28,440
Speaker 13: And actually it was a really bad haircut.

972
00:45:28,600 --> 00:45:31,919
Speaker 4: Oh god, you escaped that family, because if you would

973
00:45:31,920 --> 00:45:33,880
Speaker 4: have married into that, you would have had a bad haircut.

974
00:45:35,040 --> 00:45:35,520
Speaker 12: Exactly.

975
00:45:35,640 --> 00:45:35,879
Speaker 7: Yeah.

976
00:45:36,200 --> 00:45:38,239
Speaker 1: Hopefully at least got invited to the wedding so you

977
00:45:38,280 --> 00:45:39,239
Speaker 1: can peace.

978
00:45:40,680 --> 00:45:43,799
Speaker 12: No, thank you, darn well.

979
00:45:44,160 --> 00:45:46,279
Speaker 1: Hit up our text board seven, eight five nine too.

980
00:45:46,280 --> 00:45:47,680
Speaker 1: If you have a funny story about how you caught

981
00:45:47,719 --> 00:45:49,960
Speaker 1: your ex cheating, you could be on the next edition of.

982
00:45:49,880 --> 00:45:52,360
Speaker 7: Busted Freaking Jeffrey in the Morning.

983
00:46:00,160 --> 00:46:03,760
Speaker 1: Romance Week continues here on Broken Jeffery in the Morning.

984
00:46:04,200 --> 00:46:06,640
Speaker 2: I just love our music that we've picked for it.

985
00:46:06,840 --> 00:46:11,520
Speaker 1: It's Nelly. How is it's Nellie? And it's Kelly Okay.

986
00:46:11,840 --> 00:46:13,440
Speaker 2: And it's a dilemma all right?

987
00:46:13,640 --> 00:46:17,000
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, and your dilemma is taking on somebody who

988
00:46:17,080 --> 00:46:20,040
Speaker 1: is a return player to the show. Her name is Bobby.

989
00:46:20,200 --> 00:46:25,000
Speaker 1: She is one one and one one win, one loss,

990
00:46:25,080 --> 00:46:29,960
Speaker 1: and one love because she is married and just celebrated

991
00:46:30,000 --> 00:46:34,480
Speaker 1: her twenty third anniversary with her day Bobby, Bobby, what's

992
00:46:34,520 --> 00:46:37,280
Speaker 1: the secret to twenty three years?

993
00:46:38,280 --> 00:46:42,279
Speaker 13: You really gotta like your partner, but at the same time.

994
00:46:43,280 --> 00:46:45,319
Speaker 8: You've got to have like your separate time.

995
00:46:45,760 --> 00:46:47,600
Speaker 1: So it is hopeless, Okay.

996
00:46:47,800 --> 00:46:50,359
Speaker 4: So it just means that for Valentine's Day they're doing

997
00:46:50,360 --> 00:46:50,959
Speaker 4: different things.

998
00:46:52,000 --> 00:46:57,120
Speaker 2: She's going on her own day. Yeah, you're going to

999
00:46:57,200 --> 00:46:58,359
Speaker 2: mean I get it.

1000
00:46:58,440 --> 00:46:59,960
Speaker 4: My parents have been married for like, I don't know,

1001
00:47:00,239 --> 00:47:02,480
Speaker 4: a bajillion years, and yeah, they love.

1002
00:47:02,560 --> 00:47:04,520
Speaker 2: My mom loves the vacation without my father.

1003
00:47:05,040 --> 00:47:05,520
Speaker 1: Here you go.

1004
00:47:05,800 --> 00:47:08,600
Speaker 8: Sorry, Dad, Most definitely you got to have separate vacation.

1005
00:47:08,800 --> 00:47:12,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, limit it to ten minutes of face to

1006
00:47:12,080 --> 00:47:15,279
Speaker 1: FaceTime max per day and you'll be pretty good.

1007
00:47:15,600 --> 00:47:17,400
Speaker 12: He's lucky at my house isn't big enough to have

1008
00:47:17,440 --> 00:47:18,080
Speaker 12: my own bedroom?

1009
00:47:18,120 --> 00:47:21,879
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, well maybe if you win today you can

1010
00:47:21,920 --> 00:47:24,279
Speaker 1: afford to add on an extra bed. But let's uh,

1011
00:47:24,520 --> 00:47:26,320
Speaker 1: let's get to the game here. You got thirty seconds

1012
00:47:26,320 --> 00:47:28,399
Speaker 1: to answer as many questions as possible. If you don't

1013
00:47:28,400 --> 00:47:30,000
Speaker 1: know when, you can say pass. But you have to

1014
00:47:30,000 --> 00:47:31,560
Speaker 1: beat broke out right if you want to win. Are

1015
00:47:31,600 --> 00:47:34,960
Speaker 1: you ready? I am? Good luck? Your time starts now.

1016
00:47:35,320 --> 00:47:38,080
Speaker 1: Kelly Rowland celebrates a birthday today. She was a member

1017
00:47:38,120 --> 00:47:42,120
Speaker 1: of what famous musical girl group? What's the name of

1018
00:47:42,120 --> 00:47:46,319
Speaker 1: the medical condition for someone with bad breath? It's the

1019
00:47:46,360 --> 00:47:49,120
Speaker 1: top selling book in twenty twenty three was an autobiography

1020
00:47:49,200 --> 00:47:50,920
Speaker 1: called spare Who wrote it?

1021
00:47:51,920 --> 00:47:52,800
Speaker 12: I have no clue?

1022
00:47:52,880 --> 00:47:55,160
Speaker 1: What is the Canadian dollar coin.

1023
00:47:55,000 --> 00:48:00,399
Speaker 12: Called I don't know Euro?

1024
00:48:00,840 --> 00:48:02,040
Speaker 13: I don't know name the.

1025
00:48:02,000 --> 00:48:08,000
Speaker 1: Sport that Hall of famer Larry Bird played basketball? All right,

1026
00:48:08,120 --> 00:48:10,520
Speaker 1: said with confidence on that last one. Well done. Bobby

1027
00:48:10,520 --> 00:48:13,520
Speaker 1: Brook's coming back into the studio here and so let's

1028
00:48:13,560 --> 00:48:16,080
Speaker 1: talk a little bit more about Bobby and her Valentine's

1029
00:48:16,120 --> 00:48:18,880
Speaker 1: Day plans because it says on my screener that she

1030
00:48:19,440 --> 00:48:24,480
Speaker 1: is not planning on doing anything because she is broke.

1031
00:48:25,239 --> 00:48:26,400
Speaker 1: That's exactly what.

1032
00:48:26,600 --> 00:48:27,480
Speaker 13: That's exactly right.

1033
00:48:27,640 --> 00:48:28,360
Speaker 7: No money.

1034
00:48:30,080 --> 00:48:30,560
Speaker 2: Is vale.

1035
00:48:30,640 --> 00:48:33,880
Speaker 1: Yeah, I know something that you can do romantically that

1036
00:48:34,000 --> 00:48:35,680
Speaker 1: costs you no money, Bobby.

1037
00:48:36,239 --> 00:48:38,160
Speaker 12: Yeah, my husband wants me to do that all the time.

1038
00:48:38,200 --> 00:48:40,400
Speaker 1: But he's lucky if I go, yeah, do you know

1039
00:48:40,480 --> 00:48:41,120
Speaker 1: what I do?

1040
00:48:41,120 --> 00:48:42,480
Speaker 4: Do you know what her husband could do for her

1041
00:48:42,520 --> 00:48:45,880
Speaker 4: that costs no money? Clean the kitchen, Oh, vacuum you

1042
00:48:45,920 --> 00:48:46,120
Speaker 4: know what.

1043
00:48:46,280 --> 00:48:48,400
Speaker 12: He actually does that every night, which is awesome.

1044
00:48:48,600 --> 00:48:50,680
Speaker 8: But he can like wipe off the countertops because he

1045
00:48:50,680 --> 00:48:52,280
Speaker 8: always forgets the White Boss countertop.

1046
00:48:52,400 --> 00:48:55,720
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, and no money. Activity you could do together

1047
00:48:55,760 --> 00:48:57,640
Speaker 1: I was talking about is listening to the Brook and

1048
00:48:57,719 --> 00:49:02,840
Speaker 1: Jeffrey Show on podcast, which is we're not going to

1049
00:49:03,040 --> 00:49:04,640
Speaker 1: but yeah, it's an option.

1050
00:49:05,160 --> 00:49:06,680
Speaker 2: Maybe he guy's too excited, but.

1051
00:49:06,680 --> 00:49:08,799
Speaker 1: It's a hot tip for any couples out there. Put

1052
00:49:08,840 --> 00:49:12,440
Speaker 1: Brook and Jeffrey's podcast on your bedroom playlist and that

1053
00:49:12,640 --> 00:49:17,359
Speaker 1: the sparks flash.

1054
00:49:17,520 --> 00:49:19,920
Speaker 2: Oh wow, I think just five babies were just made.

1055
00:49:20,520 --> 00:49:24,759
Speaker 1: Okay, let's cut this music before it gets too steamy, before.

1056
00:49:24,480 --> 00:49:25,160
Speaker 2: I get pregnant.

1057
00:49:26,000 --> 00:49:27,600
Speaker 1: Let's go, Jeff, Are you ready?

1058
00:49:27,760 --> 00:49:28,000
Speaker 6: Yeah?

1059
00:49:28,160 --> 00:49:31,960
Speaker 1: Your time starts now. Kelly Roland celebrates a birthday today.

1060
00:49:32,000 --> 00:49:34,480
Speaker 1: She was a member of what famous musical.

1061
00:49:34,040 --> 00:49:35,880
Speaker 2: Girl group Destiny's Child?

1062
00:49:36,280 --> 00:49:38,760
Speaker 1: What is the name of the medical condition for Someone

1063
00:49:38,840 --> 00:49:42,760
Speaker 1: with bad Breath? The top selling book in twenty twenty

1064
00:49:42,800 --> 00:49:46,080
Speaker 1: three was an autobiography called Spare Who wrote it?

1065
00:49:46,640 --> 00:49:47,640
Speaker 2: O Pass?

1066
00:49:48,239 --> 00:49:50,800
Speaker 1: What is the Canadian dollar coin called?

1067
00:49:51,160 --> 00:49:51,279
Speaker 7: Uh?

1068
00:49:51,480 --> 00:49:51,960
Speaker 2: A looney?

1069
00:49:52,480 --> 00:49:55,240
Speaker 1: Name the sport that Hall of Famer Larry Bird played.

1070
00:49:56,160 --> 00:49:58,600
Speaker 1: There are only three countries in the world that start

1071
00:49:58,600 --> 00:50:01,840
Speaker 1: with the letter are Romania, Rwanda and what else? R?

1072
00:50:01,960 --> 00:50:02,320
Speaker 2: Gary?

1073
00:50:03,440 --> 00:50:08,920
Speaker 11: Gary, Wowary, don't Rogary.

1074
00:50:09,200 --> 00:50:11,719
Speaker 1: Okay, we won't. Let's us go to the scoreboard to

1075
00:50:11,719 --> 00:50:13,120
Speaker 1: see how you did with Jose.

1076
00:50:14,440 --> 00:50:14,880
Speaker 14: Shocker.

1077
00:50:25,080 --> 00:50:26,040
Speaker 1: Bobby, you did great?

1078
00:50:26,080 --> 00:50:27,360
Speaker 6: You got three correct today?

1079
00:50:27,800 --> 00:50:29,000
Speaker 1: Ne work, Bobby?

1080
00:50:29,040 --> 00:50:29,920
Speaker 12: Thank you Brook?

1081
00:50:30,160 --> 00:50:30,359
Speaker 9: Yeah?

1082
00:50:30,560 --> 00:50:33,520
Speaker 2: Four Correctabra.

1083
00:50:34,840 --> 00:50:37,680
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, Bobby wasn't enough today. Let's go over the

1084
00:50:37,719 --> 00:50:40,279
Speaker 1: answers real quick. Kelly Rolling celebrates a birthday today. She

1085
00:50:40,400 --> 00:50:43,320
Speaker 1: was in Destiny's Child. The name of the medical condition

1086
00:50:43,400 --> 00:50:46,520
Speaker 1: for someone with bad breath is halitosis. The top selling

1087
00:50:46,560 --> 00:50:50,200
Speaker 1: book in twenty twenty three that apparently nobody read, was

1088
00:50:50,239 --> 00:50:53,560
Speaker 1: an autobiography written by Prince Harry.

1089
00:50:53,920 --> 00:50:54,600
Speaker 6: Hear it right.

1090
00:50:55,040 --> 00:50:57,600
Speaker 1: The Canadian dollar coin is called the Looney Hall of Famer.

1091
00:50:57,680 --> 00:51:00,319
Speaker 1: Larry Bird played basketball in the three countries start with

1092
00:51:00,320 --> 00:51:04,440
Speaker 1: the letter r Our, Romania, Rwanda, and Russia.

1093
00:51:05,520 --> 00:51:06,560
Speaker 6: That place we.

1094
00:51:06,560 --> 00:51:08,560
Speaker 2: Still call it Russia. Yeah, I guess it is.

1095
00:51:11,760 --> 00:51:12,160
Speaker 6: I think.

1096
00:51:13,840 --> 00:51:16,759
Speaker 1: This makes sense that. Yes, that's a deep cut on

1097
00:51:16,800 --> 00:51:19,360
Speaker 1: that one. So Bobby wasn't quite enough to win. But

1098
00:51:19,520 --> 00:51:21,399
Speaker 1: just for playing, we are going to give you two

1099
00:51:21,440 --> 00:51:26,120
Speaker 1: tickets to see Kelsey Ballerini perform March thirteenth at Climate Pledgerina.

1100
00:51:26,239 --> 00:51:26,640
Speaker 8: Wow.

1101
00:51:27,560 --> 00:51:27,880
Speaker 14: Thank you.

1102
00:51:28,320 --> 00:51:33,120
Speaker 1: Yeah, and give your husband a Rugarian Hello for us. Okay,

1103
00:51:34,760 --> 00:51:36,319
Speaker 1: thank you. We're going to be back to do wind

1104
00:51:36,360 --> 00:51:37,720
Speaker 1: Brooks Bucks same time tomorrow

1105
00:51:38,160 --> 00:51:39,720
Speaker 7: Freaking Jeffrey in the morning.