Speaker 1: Don't answer the phone. Elvis Duran. The Elvis Duran phone tappened, Daniel, Yes,
Speaker 1: what's it all about.
Speaker 2: Well, Crystal is getting married and Chelsea is the maid
Speaker 2: of honor, so she says, I want to call on
Speaker 2: phone tapper her.
Speaker 1: The wedding is about a month away, and I'm gonna
Speaker 1: tell her. Yeah, you know what, I can't make it anymore.
Speaker 1: And that's what she did. And she did a good
Speaker 1: job too. That's got to be a bit devastating. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: all right, Well let's see what happens in today's phone tap.
Speaker 3: Hello, Hey, it's me.
Speaker 2: Listen.
Speaker 4: You're gonna kill me, don't freak me out.
Speaker 5: No, no, listen. Rick just revealed to me that he has.
Speaker 3: Planned a vacation to the Bahamas for us.
Speaker 4: Well that's exciting.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 5: So it's the thing is it's the same weekend as
Speaker 5: your wedding.
Speaker 4: Are you kidding me?
Speaker 5: No, I'm not.
Speaker 3: You know that he's not good with dates, and it's.
Speaker 4: Okay, Well why look at his mind? Why why can't
Speaker 4: it be a different weekend? Why can't he move it?
Speaker 3: Because he does like twenty five hundred dollars on this
Speaker 3: whole trip.
Speaker 4: I don't care this is my wedding day or my
Speaker 4: best friend.
Speaker 3: I know, but he, you know, he just like it totally.
Speaker 3: You know, guys are horrible with dates. It totally slipped
Speaker 3: his mind, and he's like, now he's like hopping on
Speaker 3: me because it was a nice thing for him to do.
Speaker 3: He wanted to surprise me with this whole trip. There
Speaker 3: was a romantic get away for us, and so now
Speaker 3: he's like giving me all this guilt. Like I'm you know, like,
Speaker 3: now I'm the bad guy. So now I have him,
Speaker 3: you know, pissed off with me because.
Speaker 4: I don't know what you think. You want me to
Speaker 4: stay here, but I think you really, like tell him
Speaker 4: to take his buddy or his mom. I don't care,
Speaker 4: but you need to be there. I can't even believe
Speaker 4: we're having this conversation. This is my wedding day. I
Speaker 4: I you're totally in shock. I think at this point,
Speaker 4: this is the day that I have planned to get
Speaker 4: married and you, as my best friend, said you would
Speaker 4: be by my side. Okay, I know it doesn't even
Speaker 4: make sense, but you're.
Speaker 5: Gonna you're gonna have like five other girls in your
Speaker 5: wedding party.
Speaker 4: Oh that's that's gonna justify it. Okay, So I five girls,
Speaker 4: six guys. What am I gonna walk one of the
Speaker 4: guys down the island and then come back and be myself?
Speaker 4: You have to be fully. You couldn't possibly be for
Speaker 4: real right now, Chelsea, this can't be real. I can't
Speaker 4: even believe it. I will be there in spirit and
Speaker 4: you will be there in spirit.
Speaker 5: Like what am I supposed to do? He's dumped all
Speaker 5: this money into this trip. He can't get it back,
Speaker 5: and I, you know, I just it's important to me
Speaker 5: to like to not let him down.
Speaker 4: Too, you know what. The more I think about this, Chelsea,
Speaker 4: I am convinced that he did it on purpose. He
Speaker 4: has always hated me, and this is an example of
Speaker 4: what he did, just sabotage my wedding day. I know
Speaker 4: that he probably you know the date, and he planned
Speaker 4: this whole thing.
Speaker 5: Just to go up.
Speaker 4: Oh my god. He's always been in the background. You
Speaker 4: You know that he.
Speaker 3: Thinks of you as like a sister.
Speaker 4: You know, he truly want to be and this would
Speaker 4: be important to him.
Speaker 5: He's we've advertised my.
Speaker 4: Wedding day, Chelsea. Do you see this? He is trying
Speaker 4: to sabotage my wedding day. He's trying to keep you
Speaker 4: from being there for me because he is jealous of
Speaker 4: our relationship and he trying to get out the enemy
Speaker 4: here though he is not he actually okay, so then
Speaker 4: you're the enemy.
Speaker 5: Listen, what if what if we like skype in from Bahamas,
Speaker 5: like someone at a bridal party sets up a laptop
Speaker 5: and we from.
Speaker 4: The bad And are you like, you're gonna skype in?
Speaker 4: Are you crazy? What is going on in your head
Speaker 4: that you think skyping in to my wedding is going
Speaker 4: to be acceptable.
Speaker 5: It'll be funny. It'll be like a unique funny thing
Speaker 5: that we not to actually be there and see you
Speaker 5: in your dress and that will be live and you know,
Speaker 5: it'll all like.
Speaker 4: I experienced Chelsea's you be are great? That sounds perfect.
Speaker 4: You can be the center of attention and everybody can
Speaker 4: talk about how great you are skyping in in the
Speaker 4: middle of the ceremony.
Speaker 5: What the Chelsea people will probably think I'm an idiot,
Speaker 5: but you know, it'll be kind of funny. I mean,
Speaker 5: they'll be like, look up you doing on Skype's coming in?
Speaker 4: You You don't get it. I can't believe it. My god,
Speaker 4: you be there, You don't kis. You can say.
Speaker 5: Why are you yelling at me?
Speaker 4: Are not yelling at you? Hey?
Speaker 1: What if you put you on the radio?
Speaker 4: What?
Speaker 2: This is Danielle Monaro from Elvis Durant in the Morning show.
Speaker 2: You just got phone tapped, Chris.
Speaker 4: I'm sweating, I'm totally Oh.
Speaker 1: My god, do you really think your best friend was
Speaker 1: going to do that to you?
Speaker 4: I didn't understand, I didn't know where it was kind