WEBVTT - The Fifth Hour: Buggy Revenge & Daddy Baller 0:00:00.720 --> 0:00:01.480 Kabooms. 0:00:02.279 --> 0:00:05.400 If you thought four hours a day, twelve hundred minutes 0:00:05.440 --> 0:00:09.160 a week was enough, think again. He's the last remnants 0:00:09.200 --> 0:00:12.480 of the old republic, a sol fashion of fairness. He 0:00:12.600 --> 0:00:15.520 treats crackheads in the ghetto gutter the same as the 0:00:15.640 --> 0:00:19.480 rich pill poppers in the penthouse. Wow, it's the clearinghouse 0:00:19.520 --> 0:00:23.200 of hot takes. Break free for something special. The Fifth 0:00:23.239 --> 0:00:30.640 Hour with Ben Mallard starts right now. 0:00:28.960 --> 0:00:35.760 In the air everywhere. The Fifth Hour with me, Big 0:00:35.840 --> 0:00:39.680 Ben and Danny g Happy Saturday to you as we 0:00:39.880 --> 0:00:43.760 slide on into the fifteenth day of the month of 0:00:43.840 --> 0:00:49.360 June and we celebrate together the World Juggling Day, always important. 0:00:49.440 --> 0:00:53.040 World Juggling Day today, great event at the circus. When 0:00:53.040 --> 0:00:57.000 you watch the clowns juggle, very impressive. I tried juggling 0:00:57.000 --> 0:01:01.120 when I was a kid. Didn't go so well. Didn't 0:01:01.120 --> 0:01:03.120 go so well when I was when I was doing that, 0:01:03.160 --> 0:01:07.039 but a staple of the circus clowns juggling. But I 0:01:07.080 --> 0:01:10.679 have been told Danny, people in the circus they avoid 0:01:10.760 --> 0:01:16.560 whistling and or eating peanuts because it's bad luck nuts 0:01:18.319 --> 0:01:19.160 at the circus. 0:01:19.360 --> 0:01:20.720 You know what would that be? 0:01:20.760 --> 0:01:23.160 Why would it be bad peanuts? Is that because they 0:01:23.160 --> 0:01:25.560 feed the elephant's peanuts. Is that why it's bad luck? 0:01:25.560 --> 0:01:28.400 I don't know. I'm not sure about that either. That 0:01:28.400 --> 0:01:31.960 that's something for you to add to the list of research. Sure, Mark, 0:01:31.959 --> 0:01:33.480 I think they're going to give us a couple of 0:01:33.600 --> 0:01:35.080 interns for this show pretty soon. 0:01:35.680 --> 0:01:38.440 Yeah, well do they have? We used to have interest 0:01:38.600 --> 0:01:40.280 when I started, We had so many interes. We had 0:01:40.280 --> 0:01:42.480 a whole intern program. We haven't had interns. 0:01:42.800 --> 0:01:45.760 No, no, no, no, it's funny. You should ask Dean 0:01:46.560 --> 0:01:50.360 last Monday he started for Big Mike. Who So, Big 0:01:50.400 --> 0:01:54.600 Mike has a personal intern? Really? Yeah, this is new information. 0:01:54.840 --> 0:01:57.640 He's the first intern in four and a half years. 0:01:57.880 --> 0:02:00.960 Yeah, I don't get it. When I started in radio, 0:02:01.000 --> 0:02:04.600 I was an intern and learned the business as an intern, 0:02:04.640 --> 0:02:06.440 and then got hired and then worked my way up 0:02:06.720 --> 0:02:10.320 the corporate ladder and all that. But you could still 0:02:10.360 --> 0:02:12.799 find people that would like the intern. There's still people 0:02:12.840 --> 0:02:14.640 that would be willing to do it. Although is it 0:02:14.720 --> 0:02:17.799 the case now where everyone's like, I got to get 0:02:17.840 --> 0:02:20.200 paid to be an intern, you know, I need money 0:02:20.240 --> 0:02:23.000 and all that. Is it one of those deals? Huh? 0:02:23.040 --> 0:02:26.359 You know? I hope he gets fired pretty soon. No 0:02:27.080 --> 0:02:30.600 bad jinks or karma on him. But here's his email 0:02:30.680 --> 0:02:34.040 on his first day. Hey, team, here are a couple 0:02:34.080 --> 0:02:36.639 of ideas that are trending in the media world right now. 0:02:36.760 --> 0:02:38.799 Let me know if there's any other research I can 0:02:38.840 --> 0:02:41.839 help with. You want to hear some of his Yeah, 0:02:42.760 --> 0:02:46.600 I do cover hear this, ranking which sports events you'd 0:02:46.639 --> 0:02:50.800 rather go to? Different championships example Super Bowl versus NBA 0:02:50.919 --> 0:02:54.200 Finals versus NHL finals. Yeah, here comes the next pert. 0:02:54.400 --> 0:02:56.640 His first piece of advice was was a list? 0:02:56.840 --> 0:03:00.360 Was a list? Here's the second one, rank five different 0:03:00.440 --> 0:03:04.560 NBA championship teams by year. Here's the next one, blind 0:03:04.639 --> 0:03:07.880 ranking five NBA teams without knowing which teams come next? 0:03:08.360 --> 0:03:08.440 What? 0:03:09.480 --> 0:03:13.119 Blind ranking five NFL qbs or wide receivers without knowing 0:03:13.160 --> 0:03:22.880 who's next. Next one start bench cut his next sport. Yes, 0:03:23.280 --> 0:03:27.959 here's this next one, blind ranking goats of different sports. 0:03:28.280 --> 0:03:34.920 All the goats keep three cut three players. Drafting starting 0:03:35.120 --> 0:03:38.880 five all let's see drafting start five all time teams 0:03:38.920 --> 0:03:40.760 in NBA. I'm not sure you think he misspelled that 0:03:41.200 --> 0:03:43.760 or grammatical error in there. Mendous research this guess yea 0:03:44.440 --> 0:03:47.880 creating a current NFL roster with different positions any player, 0:03:48.560 --> 0:03:53.560 NBA mock drafts, fun ideas for fantasy football drafts, Fantasy 0:03:53.600 --> 0:03:57.240 football mock drafts. In his last one ranking best nicknames 0:03:57.280 --> 0:04:02.960 in sports, now here's like, and I give him credit, No, 0:04:03.000 --> 0:04:04.520 I swear to god. This is his email. 0:04:04.560 --> 0:04:05.440 He actually said this. 0:04:05.600 --> 0:04:08.640 He sent this. He's a really good kid. By the way, 0:04:08.640 --> 0:04:12.120 I should mention goes to school in Colorado, somewhere in Colorado. 0:04:12.280 --> 0:04:13.240 Really nice kid. 0:04:13.640 --> 0:04:16.000 He meant, well, just hearing the list, this is one 0:04:16.040 --> 0:04:18.400 of the worst things I've ever heard. Stuck back in 0:04:18.520 --> 0:04:22.440 Colorado and like that part Colorado nineteen forties or something like. 0:04:22.400 --> 0:04:26.560 That, you know. And then Covino told Rich the other 0:04:26.640 --> 0:04:29.240 day he's like, dude, he's like, the worst part of 0:04:29.240 --> 0:04:32.280 that email was that you wrote back saying awesome ideas, 0:04:32.800 --> 0:04:37.839 thanks for this. And Rich was just trying to be nice, 0:04:38.320 --> 0:04:40.719 but he's like, dude, don't egg him on if we 0:04:40.760 --> 0:04:43.719 can't use any of the ideas. And I told both 0:04:43.720 --> 0:04:45.440 of them, I'm like, don't worry about it. For a 0:04:45.440 --> 0:04:48.280 few minutes, I explained to him, like how we kind 0:04:48.320 --> 0:04:51.039 of come up with topics and the different angles, and 0:04:51.760 --> 0:04:54.479 I showed him TMZ Sports and some other websites and 0:04:54.520 --> 0:04:57.960 I'm like, bro, find an interesting headline that's out there 0:04:58.120 --> 0:05:01.599 and then find an angle to that, not these evergreen 0:05:01.760 --> 0:05:05.000 bad ideas that are on bad talk shows. Well he was. 0:05:05.000 --> 0:05:08.440 Trying, but the effort was there, the execution. 0:05:08.200 --> 0:05:11.680 Was star And by the way, later on this podcast, 0:05:11.680 --> 0:05:12.680 start Bench Cut. 0:05:14.920 --> 0:05:16.680 In fact, we're going that's gonna be a spinoff all 0:05:16.680 --> 0:05:19.600 of the fifth hour Start Bench Cut. That's what we're 0:05:19.640 --> 0:05:22.080 going to do on a spinoff podcast, and it will 0:05:22.120 --> 0:05:26.120 be available wherever you get podcasts, a bonus podcast just 0:05:26.160 --> 0:05:28.839 for you. So on on this edition, we do not 0:05:28.920 --> 0:05:31.839 have any of any lists. I don't do this, We 0:05:31.960 --> 0:05:36.280 have none. We have the Buggy Revenge, hell Off, the tape, 0:05:36.760 --> 0:05:40.080 the Thing of a Jig Go Sideways, and we'll have 0:05:40.120 --> 0:05:44.320 the phrase of the week. Are you ready, Danny, Oh yes, 0:05:45.040 --> 0:05:46.960 all right, let's get right into it. So if you 0:05:47.000 --> 0:05:49.719 have been listening to the Terrestrial Overnight Show, the Original 0:05:49.720 --> 0:05:55.600 Recipe Podcast, and this Extra Crispy, Extra Crunchy, Extra Spicy podcast, 0:05:55.680 --> 0:06:00.360 you know that I have had a take that has 0:06:00.400 --> 0:06:04.400 gone very uh what's the word I'm looking for over 0:06:04.440 --> 0:06:06.919 the top. The reaction has been polarizing to one of 0:06:06.920 --> 0:06:09.440 my takes, not about sports, of course, but something else. 0:06:09.440 --> 0:06:11.240 But this story actually relates to it, and I wanted 0:06:11.279 --> 0:06:12.640 to share it with you. And I did not use 0:06:12.680 --> 0:06:15.600 this on the weekday show the weeknight show. So I 0:06:15.600 --> 0:06:18.159 had a pretty normal weekend in terms of running errands 0:06:18.400 --> 0:06:21.279 around town. Made my pilgrimage to the Holy Atlantic Costco. 0:06:22.680 --> 0:06:24.600 And this is not for the banana cream pie, which 0:06:24.640 --> 0:06:28.080 we reviewed on yesterday's podcast. This is instead just a 0:06:28.240 --> 0:06:34.160 normal Costco run. The wife wanted some Kirkland brand Icebrew coffee. 0:06:34.839 --> 0:06:36.600 They had been out of it the last time I went, 0:06:36.640 --> 0:06:39.720 so okay. I went back and stopped by Costco very 0:06:39.720 --> 0:06:45.200 brief trip. But it was rush hour, afternoon Costco weekend, 0:06:45.279 --> 0:06:48.560 afternoon Costco rush hour, so I get out of the card. 0:06:48.560 --> 0:06:51.680 Now I had to park. Costco was so busy. I 0:06:51.760 --> 0:06:54.120 had to park on the other side of a parking 0:06:54.160 --> 0:06:58.440 lot across the street, which was in a parking lot 0:06:58.480 --> 0:07:01.599 which was adjacent to Costa Go, but on the other 0:07:01.720 --> 0:07:04.840 side of this this main Entry street, and so that's 0:07:04.839 --> 0:07:06.520 where I had to part. It was that busy, I 0:07:06.560 --> 0:07:10.240 had to park across the way there completely packed. So 0:07:10.320 --> 0:07:13.760 I'm walking into Costco and I made another text to 0:07:13.800 --> 0:07:15.320 the wife. I'm like, hey, I'm here. If you need 0:07:15.320 --> 0:07:17.080 anything else, let me know. And then she said, oh yeah, 0:07:17.080 --> 0:07:20.880 I forgot I need a few more things. So okay, 0:07:21.000 --> 0:07:24.640 I got I got the items, and uh, like, wait 0:07:24.640 --> 0:07:26.880 a minute, I think I need to get a shopping 0:07:26.920 --> 0:07:29.520 cart because I was so far away, I could not 0:07:29.920 --> 0:07:32.200 carry everything. I could carry a little thing of coffee, 0:07:32.680 --> 0:07:35.200 but I couldn't carry all these other items that she wanted. 0:07:35.480 --> 0:07:37.640 Don't you secretly love it when they text back, no, 0:07:37.800 --> 0:07:39.200 thank you, I have everything I need. 0:07:39.920 --> 0:07:42.360 When does that happen today? You? Anyway? 0:07:42.560 --> 0:07:43.560 Once in a blue moon. 0:07:43.800 --> 0:07:47.360 So by the by the the items, you know, I 0:07:47.640 --> 0:07:49.680 go get the items. I am in the cart whatever, 0:07:49.840 --> 0:07:52.160 you know. I had to wait in line. Fine, Saturday, 0:07:52.160 --> 0:07:54.040 you know Saturday or whatever it was on at Costco 0:07:54.160 --> 0:07:58.240 during the day. Got everything that was requested and then 0:07:58.280 --> 0:08:00.520 I I put it back in the cart, and I'm 0:08:00.520 --> 0:08:04.000 walking out of the store the buggy and I'm walking 0:08:04.080 --> 0:08:06.600 and then I keep going and then all of a 0:08:06.640 --> 0:08:11.280 sudden things get very awkward, and for a moment, I 0:08:11.360 --> 0:08:15.640 think I'm on that show Punked or one of those 0:08:15.880 --> 0:08:19.840 candid camera TV shows. And I'm not making any of 0:08:19.840 --> 0:08:21.200 this up, but I'm about to tell you I'm not 0:08:21.280 --> 0:08:23.640 making up. This seems like something that is out of 0:08:23.720 --> 0:08:27.120 a TV show trying to goof on somebody, but it 0:08:27.280 --> 0:08:30.080 actually happened. So I have a shopping cart full of 0:08:30.120 --> 0:08:33.200 crap that I didn't think I was going to get. 0:08:33.280 --> 0:08:35.120 I was only there for one item, ended up getting 0:08:35.120 --> 0:08:37.280 all this other stuff. So I'm pushing the shopping cart. 0:08:37.280 --> 0:08:39.000 And remember it was very busy, and I mentioned I 0:08:39.080 --> 0:08:40.960 had to park in this other parking lot which was 0:08:40.960 --> 0:08:43.880 across the street but in near Costco, but in the 0:08:43.920 --> 0:08:47.400 next parking lot over in the same Costco area. But 0:08:47.440 --> 0:08:49.679 it wasn't like I walked out of the shopping center. 0:08:50.200 --> 0:08:52.400 So I'm walking. I get to that street and I 0:08:52.440 --> 0:08:53.840 have to cross the street, and I had to wait 0:08:53.880 --> 0:08:55.800 for cars, and the cars a lot of traffic, and 0:08:55.840 --> 0:08:57.720 so I had to wait for somebody to allow me 0:08:57.760 --> 0:09:00.840 to go through. So I'm walking in the middle of 0:09:00.880 --> 0:09:04.640 the street. I can see my car. I park close 0:09:04.679 --> 0:09:06.439 to the end of the parking lot, which is on 0:09:06.480 --> 0:09:09.000 the other side of the street. So I'm walking and 0:09:09.200 --> 0:09:12.600 all of a sudden, hand to God in the middle 0:09:12.679 --> 0:09:17.040 of the f and street while people are staring at me, 0:09:18.240 --> 0:09:28.640 the cart stops on a dime on a dime It 0:09:28.679 --> 0:09:31.320 has one of those magnet things on it where if 0:09:31.360 --> 0:09:33.640 you cross a certain point in the parking lot, Yeah, 0:09:33.679 --> 0:09:35.240 you think you're stealing the cart. 0:09:35.640 --> 0:09:39.560 It's like, Lowjack, Is this like that commercial? Danny? 0:09:39.600 --> 0:09:42.240 You make the call. You're in this situation in the 0:09:42.280 --> 0:09:46.480 middle of the street. You're surrounded by people on all 0:09:46.520 --> 0:09:49.800 sides that are giving you the evil eye the f 0:09:49.920 --> 0:09:53.280 ui what do you do? You make the car? What 0:09:53.320 --> 0:09:55.559 would you do? 0:09:55.720 --> 0:09:59.240 Lift the cart up, move it backwards, and turn in 0:09:59.280 --> 0:10:00.560 the direction it'll drive in. 0:10:01.240 --> 0:10:05.400 Okay, So that was my My initial thought was to 0:10:05.440 --> 0:10:08.480 move it back and then we'll just that'll be That'll 0:10:08.520 --> 0:10:10.679 be the way we do it. That's we're on the 0:10:10.720 --> 0:10:14.520 same train of thought. So I start moving it around. 0:10:15.480 --> 0:10:18.760 It isn't moving, it's not wheeling. Oh shit. 0:10:19.240 --> 0:10:21.720 So when it locks, it just locks for good. 0:10:22.520 --> 0:10:27.280 He did it just locked. So now I'm picking the 0:10:27.480 --> 0:10:30.720 fucking card up and I'm trying to drag it to 0:10:30.800 --> 0:10:35.640 the to the sidewalk, and everyone's staring at me, like 0:10:35.760 --> 0:10:37.920 you asshole. What is wrong with you? 0:10:38.400 --> 0:10:39.600 Hey, asshole? 0:10:39.880 --> 0:10:42.599 You can't Paul kid and and uh And I was, 0:10:42.640 --> 0:10:45.360 you know, I was, I'm very strong person, as you know, 0:10:45.480 --> 0:10:48.360 dy wrong and so I was able to move the 0:10:48.440 --> 0:10:51.920 cart to the sidewalk with a lot of evil. Stairs, 0:10:52.840 --> 0:10:56.200 there was a little dude in a Tesla truck that 0:10:56.280 --> 0:10:59.160 gave me gave me a big stare. Uh So this 0:10:59.320 --> 0:11:02.600 was very embarrass So then I parked on the sidewalk. 0:11:02.679 --> 0:11:06.200 But I'm still not at my car. So now I 0:11:06.240 --> 0:11:08.000 have to do the walk of shamed Danny. I have 0:11:08.080 --> 0:11:10.880 to take a couple of items at a time and 0:11:11.040 --> 0:11:16.320 walk to my car and then walk back while keeping 0:11:16.360 --> 0:11:19.920 one eye on the rest of the stuff in the car. Now, 0:11:19.960 --> 0:11:23.000 the one thing that did make me feel better, even 0:11:23.040 --> 0:11:27.079 though this was the buggy revenge, was that other people 0:11:27.880 --> 0:11:31.920 had the same problem. So it was like a chain 0:11:32.000 --> 0:11:35.080 reaction where there were other people that were also just 0:11:35.120 --> 0:11:37.880 trying to put their groceries in the car, and they 0:11:37.920 --> 0:11:39.920 got to that point in the middle of the street, 0:11:40.520 --> 0:11:44.120 same thing happened, same exact thing happened to them. And 0:11:44.800 --> 0:11:48.719 it was a vaudevillian comedy, is what it was. It 0:11:48.760 --> 0:11:54.400 was just absolutely wonderful. And then I add some people. 0:11:54.400 --> 0:11:58.640 There was this family mom, kid, a couple of kids. Mom, 0:11:59.040 --> 0:12:01.480 her husband and a couple kids, and they're like, oh, 0:12:01.559 --> 0:12:03.600 I guess we're gonna have to have the kids carry 0:12:03.880 --> 0:12:06.600 the groceries back. I'm like, they might want to do that. 0:12:07.000 --> 0:12:08.839 I might want to do that. Great planning, by the way, 0:12:08.880 --> 0:12:11.679 by the people at Costco. They don't have a big 0:12:11.760 --> 0:12:14.960 enough parking lot. And then you have the thing on 0:12:15.000 --> 0:12:18.880 the shopping cart boom right there on the buggy shuts 0:12:18.880 --> 0:12:20.640 down right in the middle of the street, even though 0:12:20.679 --> 0:12:22.959 you have customers parking in the other side of the 0:12:23.000 --> 0:12:28.760 parking lot. Yeah, brilliant, brilliant bullshit. So that was my 0:12:28.920 --> 0:12:30.920 tale of the tape. But that's not the tail of 0:12:30.960 --> 0:12:31.480 the tape. 0:12:31.920 --> 0:12:36.000 Bro. We ended last Saturday's podcast talking about garage sales 0:12:36.000 --> 0:12:39.559 and yard sales, and my wife had this great plan, 0:12:40.280 --> 0:12:42.360 I need to clear out that closet and get this 0:12:42.640 --> 0:12:45.440 in those bags out of the garage and lists and 0:12:45.520 --> 0:12:48.320 lists of different things and different items throughout the house 0:12:48.360 --> 0:12:51.160 that she wanted to just get rid of at a 0:12:51.200 --> 0:12:54.239 garage sale that her aunt was having in Anaheim, California, 0:12:54.320 --> 0:12:59.240 last weekend. Speaking of bad planning Friday, she says, I 0:12:59.280 --> 0:13:01.480 want to load my car ahead of time so that 0:13:01.559 --> 0:13:03.480 tomorrow morning I could get on the road early and 0:13:03.520 --> 0:13:06.560 get there when the garage sale starts. Half the things 0:13:06.600 --> 0:13:08.680 were there already because her mom came ahead of time, 0:13:09.320 --> 0:13:11.560 and my wife has the second half of the junk. 0:13:12.240 --> 0:13:14.400 Guy need to get on the road by six am 0:13:14.480 --> 0:13:17.760 Saturday morning. Well we have a now he just turned 0:13:17.760 --> 0:13:19.720 ten months old. We have a ten month old son. 0:13:19.800 --> 0:13:23.520 As you know, what time do you think realistically she 0:13:23.640 --> 0:13:30.560 got on the road eight o'clock. Well you're good, boom. 0:13:29.679 --> 0:13:30.640 I got Did I get it right? 0:13:30.800 --> 0:13:34.520 Yeah? Two hours late, you're exactly correct. Eight three am. 0:13:34.720 --> 0:13:37.280 She got on the road. So she finally gets there. 0:13:37.280 --> 0:13:39.480 Here's the really good news in this. I didn't have 0:13:39.520 --> 0:13:42.800 to go. I got out of it because I couldn't 0:13:42.800 --> 0:13:45.080 fit in the car with all the stuff. You know, 0:13:45.240 --> 0:13:47.280 she didn't have a ton of my old things, but 0:13:47.360 --> 0:13:51.040 there were jackets and some of my nikes and some 0:13:51.280 --> 0:13:54.439 tims and stuff like that. Uh, you know, older stuff 0:13:54.440 --> 0:13:55.360 but in good condition. 0:13:55.920 --> 0:14:01.120 Come on, Pippin, get your tims off. Did you try 0:14:01.160 --> 0:14:03.000 to go to Rob Parker before you went to. 0:14:02.960 --> 0:14:05.400 The I'm sure Rob would have bought all of it. 0:14:05.400 --> 0:14:08.080 It's time for trash. 0:14:07.600 --> 0:14:11.000 So Ben, She's there for a few hours in Anaheim. 0:14:12.160 --> 0:14:16.040 I think they stayed outside until three pm, and they 0:14:16.080 --> 0:14:19.760 had a pretty good flow of customers. She said, from 0:14:20.360 --> 0:14:25.600 ten to three. How much money do you think she made? 0:14:26.120 --> 0:14:28.600 This must be very low because you're bringing this up. 0:14:28.640 --> 0:14:31.960 I'm gonna say two hundred bucks. 0:14:32.480 --> 0:14:35.080 Not a bad guess. She made one hundred dollars, one 0:14:35.160 --> 0:14:38.560 hundred dollars, one hundred dollars from people coming up. Besides 0:14:38.600 --> 0:14:40.960 people who live there in Anaheim, everybody else is busy 0:14:41.000 --> 0:14:42.200 going to theme parks. 0:14:42.200 --> 0:14:42.920 Hot house. 0:14:43.680 --> 0:14:48.280 All right. She has a hoarder aunt, her aunt, wonderful lady, 0:14:48.320 --> 0:14:51.280 lovely lady. She treats all the kids in the family 0:14:51.320 --> 0:14:55.040 like they're her kids, so she's everybody's favorite aunt. But 0:14:55.240 --> 0:14:58.000 she's one of those ladies who has like a thousand 0:14:58.120 --> 0:15:02.160 trinkets on a million sho elves, and everything is cluttered 0:15:02.160 --> 0:15:06.800 and claustrophobic in her house because she collects so many things. 0:15:07.400 --> 0:15:14.040 The family. Oh boy, she went through our stuff before 0:15:14.280 --> 0:15:17.880 the yard sale started. Guess how much money she gave 0:15:18.480 --> 0:15:21.440 for the items that she wanted before they were available 0:15:21.440 --> 0:15:22.320 to the general public. 0:15:23.120 --> 0:15:26.840 Well, I would hope it was more than a what was. 0:15:26.800 --> 0:15:29.960 It, six hundred dollars? 0:15:30.800 --> 0:15:33.200 I'm there, I'm dead sex. 0:15:34.320 --> 0:15:40.160 Weighing in at six hundred dollars. And my better half 0:15:40.200 --> 0:15:44.080 said she felt bad for her uncle she's an enabler. 0:15:44.120 --> 0:15:46.680 She's enabling my aunt to collect even more. 0:15:47.040 --> 0:15:51.320 She's she's giving the facilitating the problem there, helping to 0:15:51.400 --> 0:15:52.800 create the problem. Wow. 0:15:53.040 --> 0:15:55.920 Now, one thing I will say in her aunt's defense, 0:15:56.400 --> 0:15:58.720 the baby clothes and some of the baby items she's 0:15:58.760 --> 0:16:03.280 shipping to other relatives. She is gonna help other families 0:16:03.320 --> 0:16:05.800 with some of the stuff she got, which is nice, 0:16:06.640 --> 0:16:08.360 you know. And she just didn't want the public getting 0:16:08.400 --> 0:16:10.080 that stuff. She's like, I like that, I like that, 0:16:10.160 --> 0:16:13.320 I want that. So she made a huge pile. Now, 0:16:13.520 --> 0:16:16.120 out of the one hundred dollars from real customers, how 0:16:16.160 --> 0:16:18.440 much money do you think of that came to me 0:16:18.640 --> 0:16:19.440 from my gear. 0:16:20.240 --> 0:16:23.520 I'm gonna say that you got twenty. 0:16:23.200 --> 0:16:25.600 Bucks out of it. Damn, you're on fire. 0:16:25.760 --> 0:16:27.240 My on fire. I'm on fire. 0:16:27.280 --> 0:16:28.040 You're on fire. 0:16:28.320 --> 0:16:30.600 That's called an eddie, Garcia. When I ruined the game, 0:16:30.880 --> 0:16:31.880 that's called the eddie. 0:16:32.040 --> 0:16:33.640 I don't care. I'm leaving goodbye. 0:16:34.120 --> 0:16:36.400 Gotta go to the roulette table, bet on red or 0:16:36.440 --> 0:16:38.960 black and say if you can double that money right there, Dan, 0:16:39.000 --> 0:16:40.640 that's the way to do it. And then again and 0:16:40.680 --> 0:16:42.720 again and again and again and again and again, and 0:16:42.800 --> 0:16:43.720 Annie Man. 0:16:43.560 --> 0:16:46.320 Thank you, Anaheim California. I have a twenty dollars bill 0:16:46.360 --> 0:16:47.520 burning in my pocket. 0:16:48.240 --> 0:16:51.520 You're a baller Danny G the baller Daddy, G Radio 0:16:51.600 --> 0:16:56.720 the baller Daddy. So when it breaks, it crumbles, Danny. 0:16:56.920 --> 0:16:59.880 When it breaks, it crumbles. It has been a very 0:17:00.080 --> 0:17:04.320 expensive a couple of weeks dipping into my rainy day 0:17:04.400 --> 0:17:08.320 fund here, and I've been documenting this on the airwaves 0:17:08.400 --> 0:17:10.800 of the Fifth Hour podcast, so we'll continue this. It 0:17:10.840 --> 0:17:13.480 all started a couple of weeks back in a land 0:17:13.560 --> 0:17:15.639 far far away. You might remember we talked about on 0:17:15.680 --> 0:17:19.359 the podcast. The tire came off the malamobile on the highway. 0:17:19.840 --> 0:17:22.280 On the highway, then found out all the tires need 0:17:22.280 --> 0:17:25.439 to be replace, went to tire iraq dot Com was 0:17:25.480 --> 0:17:28.480 shopping around as I was waiting for the tow to 0:17:28.560 --> 0:17:32.199 take the car and get the car fixed. So that 0:17:32.440 --> 0:17:33.960 costs a fair amount of money. 0:17:34.000 --> 0:17:36.600 Mark sponsor read let's see how far into the podcast 0:17:36.640 --> 0:17:36.919 we are. 0:17:38.320 --> 0:17:41.040 But no, it is it's a the tire rack tire 0:17:41.160 --> 0:17:44.160 decision guy. I believe it's what it's called. It's it's wonderful. 0:17:44.160 --> 0:17:46.600 So twenty minutes, eighteen seconds say we got the read. 0:17:46.480 --> 0:17:50.200 Boom, So then we move ahead in the story, and 0:17:50.800 --> 0:17:53.440 a couple of days after that, I was driving back 0:17:53.880 --> 0:17:58.359 to so Cal and to my home in the Malor 0:17:58.400 --> 0:18:03.320 Mansion in SoCal from a way location and was rear ended. 0:18:03.720 --> 0:18:08.119 The malamobile rear ended. So I've been driving a rental 0:18:08.200 --> 0:18:11.960 with South Dakota license plates, spending extra money out of 0:18:11.960 --> 0:18:15.679 a pocket because insurance doesn't cover the full amount for 0:18:15.720 --> 0:18:18.960 the rental car that I needed. So I'm paying a 0:18:18.960 --> 0:18:23.159 little extra every day. And then this past week, yet again, 0:18:24.240 --> 0:18:26.840 when it breaks, it crumbles. The thing of a jig 0:18:26.920 --> 0:18:31.919 goes sideways. Was using the Malor phone, using the Malor phone, 0:18:31.960 --> 0:18:35.159 and I was noticing that there was a glitch on 0:18:35.560 --> 0:18:39.000 the keyboard, that certain letters on the keyboard were not working, 0:18:39.200 --> 0:18:42.800 and that when I was playing my scrabble game, I 0:18:42.920 --> 0:18:46.200 was unable to move certain parts of the scrabble board. 0:18:46.880 --> 0:18:49.320 And so I thought it was a glitch. I'd got 0:18:49.359 --> 0:18:51.600 my phone updated recently, so I thought, well, that must 0:18:51.640 --> 0:18:54.200 be it. I just must have There must be something 0:18:54.240 --> 0:18:58.520 with the phone update that caused the problem. So I 0:18:58.560 --> 0:19:03.679 went on to a couple of websites troubleshooting and they said, well, 0:19:03.680 --> 0:19:05.399 this might be it, you know, and you can do 0:19:05.440 --> 0:19:07.200 this and that but it got to the point where 0:19:07.200 --> 0:19:10.840 I could not even reset my phone. That my phone 0:19:10.920 --> 0:19:13.159 was so messed up. I could not even reset it 0:19:13.880 --> 0:19:16.720 couldn't do that at all. And so I went to 0:19:16.920 --> 0:19:21.560 the Apple store to have my phone examined at they 0:19:21.600 --> 0:19:23.479 call it the Genius Bar. Have you been to the 0:19:23.480 --> 0:19:24.080 Genius Bar? 0:19:24.280 --> 0:19:26.680 I have. Did you have to make an appointment ahead 0:19:26.720 --> 0:19:27.080 of time? 0:19:27.480 --> 0:19:30.240 I did? I did made an appointment. I was there 0:19:30.320 --> 0:19:33.080 on time. They then had me sit around and wait 0:19:33.840 --> 0:19:35.120 because I went at the wrong time. 0:19:35.320 --> 0:19:37.400 Yeah, it's like a doctor's office. 0:19:41.920 --> 0:19:45.520 So I was there waiting whatever, and gave my phone over. 0:19:45.840 --> 0:19:49.680 They do the diagnostic test on the phone, and the 0:19:49.720 --> 0:19:51.880 person was very nice. He said, let's see what's going 0:19:51.880 --> 0:19:55.560 on with your phone. Okay, here's the diagnosis. And he 0:19:55.600 --> 0:19:59.440 then said, I've got bad news for you. Yet. Your 0:19:59.440 --> 0:20:02.040 screen is broke. There's and he showed me exactly, there's 0:20:02.040 --> 0:20:04.800 a line down my screen that. 0:20:05.160 --> 0:20:05.920 Just is dead. 0:20:06.560 --> 0:20:10.000 He says, oh, and also your battery is dead. So 0:20:10.160 --> 0:20:12.320 I can get you a new battery and a new screen. 0:20:12.560 --> 0:20:16.200 And with tax and all fees included, it's like four 0:20:16.240 --> 0:20:17.080 hundred bucks. 0:20:17.760 --> 0:20:19.800 All right, that's cheaper than a new phone. 0:20:20.480 --> 0:20:23.560 Yeah, but my I had an iPhone eleven. So it 0:20:23.600 --> 0:20:25.680 was I kind of as getting getting a little old 0:20:25.720 --> 0:20:29.080 or whatever. So I made the decision Danny, I said, 0:20:29.080 --> 0:20:31.600 you know what, I need a new phone. I used, 0:20:31.640 --> 0:20:32.840 I'm on the phone all the time. 0:20:33.160 --> 0:20:34.200 Who's the baller now? 0:20:34.720 --> 0:20:36.800 Yeah, So I'm like, oh, let's get a new phone. 0:20:36.800 --> 0:20:39.560 So then I then, you know, they try to upsell 0:20:39.560 --> 0:20:40.960 your like, yah, you'll probably just get a new phone. 0:20:40.960 --> 0:20:42.280 But you know, if you want, we can fix it. 0:20:42.320 --> 0:20:45.040 You know it'll be as good as new. So I 0:20:45.119 --> 0:20:46.840 was like whatever. So he told me to go over 0:20:46.840 --> 0:20:48.280 to the front. He says, wait over here, we'll get 0:20:48.320 --> 0:20:52.439 you somebody to process your new phone. And so okay 0:20:53.080 --> 0:20:56.480 and uh and then the genius bar guy was very kind. 0:20:56.560 --> 0:20:59.080 I went over there. I waited, I waited, I waited, 0:20:59.119 --> 0:21:01.840 the waiting game games tick tick tick tck tck tck 0:21:01.920 --> 0:21:06.520 tck tck tck tck dick. And I finally said, my 0:21:06.720 --> 0:21:10.560 time is the most valuable resource I have. These people 0:21:10.560 --> 0:21:13.480