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Speaker 2: If you thought four hours a day, twelve hundred minutes

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Speaker 2: of the old republic, a sol fashion of fairness. He

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Speaker 2: treats crackheads in the ghetto gutter the same as the

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Speaker 2: rich pill poppers in the penthouse. Wow, it's the clearinghouse

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Speaker 2: of hot takes. Break free for something special. The Fifth

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Speaker 2: Hour with Ben Mallard starts right now.

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Speaker 1: In the air everywhere. The Fifth Hour with me, Big

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Speaker 1: Ben and Danny g Happy Saturday to you as we

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Speaker 1: slide on into the fifteenth day of the month of

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Speaker 1: June and we celebrate together the World Juggling Day, always important.

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Speaker 1: World Juggling Day today, great event at the circus. When

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Speaker 1: you watch the clowns juggle, very impressive. I tried juggling

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Speaker 1: but a staple of the circus clowns juggling. But I

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Speaker 1: have been told Danny, people in the circus they avoid

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Speaker 1: whistling and or eating peanuts because it's bad luck nuts

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Speaker 3: You know what would that be?

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Speaker 1: Why would it be bad peanuts? Is that because they

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Speaker 1: feed the elephant's peanuts. Is that why it's bad luck?

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Speaker 3: I don't know. I'm not sure about that either. That

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Speaker 3: that's something for you to add to the list of research. Sure, Mark,

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Speaker 3: I think they're going to give us a couple of

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Speaker 1: Yeah, well do they have? We used to have interest

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Speaker 3: No, no, no, no, it's funny. You should ask Dean

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Speaker 3: last Monday he started for Big Mike. Who So, Big

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Speaker 3: Mike has a personal intern? Really? Yeah, this is new information.

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Speaker 3: He's the first intern in four and a half years.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't get it. When I started in radio,

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Speaker 1: and all that. Is it one of those deals? Huh?

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Speaker 3: You know? I hope he gets fired pretty soon. No

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Speaker 3: bad jinks or karma on him. But here's his email

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Speaker 3: on his first day. Hey, team, here are a couple

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Speaker 3: of ideas that are trending in the media world right now.

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Speaker 3: Let me know if there's any other research I can

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Speaker 3: I do cover hear this, ranking which sports events you'd

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Speaker 1: His first piece of advice was was a list?

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Speaker 3: Was a list? Here's the second one, rank five different

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Speaker 3: NBA championship teams by year. Here's the next one, blind

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Speaker 3: ranking five NBA teams without knowing which teams come next?

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Speaker 3: Blind ranking five NFL qbs or wide receivers without knowing

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Speaker 3: who's next. Next one start bench cut his next sport. Yes,

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Speaker 3: here's this next one, blind ranking goats of different sports.

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Speaker 3: All the goats keep three cut three players. Drafting starting

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Speaker 3: in NBA. I'm not sure you think he misspelled that

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Speaker 3: or grammatical error in there. Mendous research this guess yea

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Speaker 3: I swear to god. This is his email.

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Speaker 3: He sent this. He's a really good kid. By the way,

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Speaker 1: Trying, but the effort was there, the execution.

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Speaker 3: Was star And by the way, later on this podcast,

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Speaker 1: In fact, we're going that's gonna be a spinoff all

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Speaker 1: for you. So on on this edition, we do not

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Speaker 1: all right, let's get right into it. So if you

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Speaker 1: had a pretty normal weekend in terms of running errands

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Speaker 3: Don't you secretly love it when they text back, no,

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Speaker 3: Bucks out of it. Damn, you're on fire.

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Speaker 1: That's called an eddie, Garcia. When I ruined the game,

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Speaker 3: Thank you, Anaheim California. I have a twenty dollars bill

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Speaker 1: You're a baller Danny G the baller Daddy, G Radio

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Speaker 1: free launch. It's like you try to explain that to people,

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Speaker 1: and there's there's a lot of I call them dumb people.

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Speaker 1: They don't understand. It's like when the government gives out

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Speaker 1: money someone that money's coming from somewhere. It's not nothing free,

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Speaker 1: like when during the pandemic when Biden was cutting checks.

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Speaker 1: You know at the end there for everybody and all

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Speaker 1: that it's not free. It's coming from somewhere. And they

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Speaker 1: give you a free phone, they're doing They're not doing

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Speaker 1: that out of the kindness of their heart. They're doing

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Speaker 1: that because they're gonna get you another way. So anyway,

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Speaker 1: that's that was the thing ajig that went aside, which

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Speaker 1: we have the we have here. Let's see, you know,

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Speaker 1: I think we have the bonus phrase of the week.

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Speaker 1: Are you ready for the bonus phrase of the week.

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Speaker 3: Wait, this is like double your pleasure.

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Speaker 1: Kil you get more rotation with two hands, W A pleasure,

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Speaker 1: W your fun double mcgum.

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Speaker 3: Phrase of the Week.

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Speaker 1: The A wild Man from Morgantown, West Virginia, writes, and

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Speaker 1: he says, when asking for a cup of coffee, have

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Speaker 1: you ever referred to it as a cup of joe?

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Speaker 1: I know, I've heard people say it. Heck, even I have.

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Speaker 1: Where did it come from? Just wondering if you could

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Speaker 1: find out. Well, wild Man, your lucky day has come.

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Speaker 1: Thank you for the email, and this was pretty cool.

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Speaker 1: I did not I've heard the phrase. I did not

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Speaker 1: know where it came from. It is a spiteful phrase, Danny.

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Speaker 1: The term a cup.

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Speaker 3: Of joe, Well, that's perfect because remember the famous curbed

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Speaker 3: where he does the Spike Cafe and he oh, yeah, Joe.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, moy Joe's yeah yeah yeah. So the phrase a

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Speaker 1: cup of joe originated in the United States Navy. In

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Speaker 1: nineteen fourteen, the US Navy Secretary of this guy named

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Speaker 1: Joseph Daniels banned all alcohol from US Navy vessels. How

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Speaker 1: do you think the Navy, the semen in the Navy

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Speaker 1: felt about that, Danny. Do you think they liked that

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Speaker 1: they had banned alcohol from the Navy vessels?

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Speaker 3: No? Not at all.

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Speaker 1: So the Navy soldiers referred to their coffee as a

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Speaker 1: cup of joe out of spite against the US Navy Secretary,

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Speaker 1: Joseph S. Daniels was his name, and the term obviously

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Speaker 1: had it stuck, so it's not as old as you

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Speaker 1: might think. He goes back over years. But the term

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Speaker 1: cup of Joe is a way to say screw you

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Speaker 1: to the secretary of the Navy.

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Speaker 3: I think most people are like me and thought it

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Speaker 3: had some sort of connection to java or you know,

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Speaker 3: something to do with coffee.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, well those are and those are other slang terms

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Speaker 1: for coffee called java or jamoke is another term that

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Speaker 1: people use for coffee. But no, the actual cup of

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Speaker 1: joe was a way to protest, a silent protest the

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Speaker 1: guy that was in charge of the Navy.

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Speaker 3: What was his last name?

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Speaker 1: Uh, well Daniels.

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Speaker 3: Could have been a cup of Daniels.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, a cup of D.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, a cup of D.

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Speaker 1: What do you having? I'm having a cup of D.

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Speaker 1: That's when I'm having a big cup of D. Big big,

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Speaker 1: big cup of DY.

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Speaker 3: That's wanted yours in a big metal cup.

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Speaker 1: Giant metal cock. Can I have a side of cod?

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Speaker 3: Peace?

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Speaker 1: Can I have a side of the cod. I can't

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Speaker 1: have a side, all right, A very good nice All right,

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Speaker 1: we'll get out on that, Danny, anything else you want

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Speaker 1: to promote it? Saturday here, the fifteenth day of the

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Speaker 1: great month of June, and just kind of hanging out,

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Speaker 1: celebrating all the ridiculous holidays that are every day. There's

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Speaker 1: something stupid. But yeah, we got the mail bag on Sunday.

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Speaker 3: I know that.

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Speaker 1: Let's get that look forward to.

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Speaker 3: This is the appetizer to Father's Day where most dads,

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Speaker 3: especially back in the day, just wanted you to leave

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Speaker 3: them the hell alone for the day. Yeah, just go away, good,

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Speaker 3: leave me alone, be here in my underwear watching sports

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Speaker 3: on TV. Yeah, no, just this fine podcast and be

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Speaker 3: producing this today and then having hopefully relaxing Saturday with

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Speaker 3: the kid. Yeah. I've been teaching him how to throw

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Speaker 3: the ball. He's got this little soccer ball that has

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Speaker 3: it looks like a turtle. It's got turtle designs on

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Speaker 3: the soccer ball. He co has been lifting the ball

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Speaker 3: over his head and throwing it like he's trying to

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Speaker 3: make a hoop. He's already got a shot equivalent to

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Speaker 3: a WNBA player out. It's awesome. So I've like, I've

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Speaker 3: been putting my hands out like a like a hoop,

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Speaker 3: you know, and he's been throwing the ball, and I'm like, dude,

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Speaker 3: you just turned ten months you're already shooting the ball.

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Speaker 3: This is good news right here.

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Speaker 1: We at some point think about what world's gonna be

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Speaker 1: like when he's able to play in the WNBA. He

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Speaker 1: might be eligible to playing the WNBA, you know, but

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Speaker 1: by then, who knows? Many will have the money.

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Speaker 3: Trevor Lawrence just got I'm gonna teach him how to

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Speaker 3: throw a tight spiral and have average stats.

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Speaker 1: They just handing out money to everybody. You get paid,

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Speaker 1: You get paid, You get paid. And we have a wonderful,

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Speaker 1: glorious arrest of your day here on this Saturday, and

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Speaker 1: we will catch you tomorrow.

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Speaker 3: Austa Pasta, my Felicia