Speaker 1: Two teas in a pod which Teddy Mellencamp and Camerage Edge.
Speaker 2: Hi, guys, welcome to another episode of the Twats. And
Speaker 2: this is a special one because not only are we
Speaker 2: have the big game. Yeah, it's the Twatty Award. This
Speaker 2: is something we have never done before. I mean, it's coveted.
Speaker 2: It's the coveted award to win it is. We don't
Speaker 2: have anything to give you. We have a diet coke
Speaker 2: if you would like that. We have a half drank
Speaker 2: diet coke and a pin with a no ink in
Speaker 2: it because I tried to ride on something and it
Speaker 2: wouldn't work.
Speaker 3: I have a new bombing purse.
Speaker 2: Oh are we sure? It's real?
Speaker 3: Fuck off?
Speaker 2: But this is our This is a big word and
Speaker 2: I'm going to try to pronounce it right now. Our
Speaker 2: inaugural twenty Awards. These nominees and winners are for the
Speaker 2: calendar year of twenty twenty four, and the winners chosen.
Speaker 2: They were chosen by our listeners, not even us, not
Speaker 2: even us. We can't even be biased because you guys
Speaker 2: chose biased.
Speaker 1: No.
Speaker 3: Which one did Kyle win?
Speaker 2: I don't know. I haven't read through yet, but I'm
Speaker 2: sure if I voted.
Speaker 3: We know me too.
Speaker 2: You know what, you may have won one too if
Speaker 2: I voted, because I don't think you won. I don't
Speaker 2: think you want any either the biggest villain. Guess who
Speaker 2: didn't get nominated?
Speaker 3: Me or you? Thank God, Yes, this is all from
Speaker 3: our listeners.
Speaker 2: This is all from our listening.
Speaker 3: Thank you so much for voting.
Speaker 2: The first one is most iconic quote. The first one
Speaker 2: is from Salt Lake City. It's our girl, Heather receipts
Speaker 2: proof timeline screenshots.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and in New Jersey, U subpoenaed the wrong bitch.
Speaker 2: So's Orange County. There's the door Shannon Badar.
Speaker 3: A Real Housewives of Salt Lake City that looks like
Speaker 3: high body count hair.
Speaker 2: And the winner is.
Speaker 3: It's the Real Housewife of Salt Lake City receipts proof
Speaker 3: timeline screenshots.
Speaker 2: That's a good one.
Speaker 3: It's a good one.
Speaker 2: I wonder if it was scripted, but it was a
Speaker 2: good one. I don't think it was. It just kind
Speaker 2: of really now that I realize how wonderful she is
Speaker 2: again this season, I think she's just clever. But Harry,
Speaker 2: speaking of high body count hair, I'm about to be
Speaker 2: doing a little something special with Antie k because you
Speaker 2: know anchie K and I see each other. Yes, am
Speaker 2: I not involved in this because you don't live in
Speaker 2: a camper at horses shows?
Speaker 3: Like me and anchie K, what are you gonna do?
Speaker 2: We're doing high She's gonna do high body count hair
Speaker 2: on me.
Speaker 3: She's gonna do your hair. Uh huh oh, I can't
Speaker 3: wait to see it. How do you think I'm gonna
Speaker 3: look with high body count? What does that look like?
Speaker 3: Like big poofy like Britain.
Speaker 2: M's hair did that night? But also, what is con
Speaker 2: and you're gonna do that for the horse show? You're
Speaker 2: we're gonna do it for a paid post.
Speaker 3: But get that money, girl, get that money.
Speaker 2: I'll also be at the horse show and I'll be
Speaker 2: walking around with big body count hair. But I have
Speaker 2: a question what in this day and age from the age,
Speaker 2: let's ask the younger gals, what is high body count considered?
Speaker 2: Like if you were to give your number out, which
Speaker 2: you're not, you don't have to really give me your number.
Speaker 2: But like it's different for me and Tam because like
Speaker 2: I was married for sixteen years. TAM's been married.
Speaker 3: Her whole sixteen years.
Speaker 2: I was with Edwin for sixteen years.
Speaker 3: Wow. So Eddie and I have been together fifteen years,
Speaker 3: and then Simon and I were together for we're married
Speaker 3: eleven maybe thirteen years. So in my adult life, I
Speaker 3: have two. That's my body count too. Now prior to.
Speaker 2: That too, including Eddie and Simon.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but prior to that, and that would be nineteen ninety.
Speaker 3: I mean this would be in my twenties and thirties.
Speaker 3: I lost count.
Speaker 2: Okay, so you can't say two if you lost count. No,
Speaker 2: I'm saying in my it doesn't matter. You don't get
Speaker 2: to separate a bike. I'm just gonna put it too.
Speaker 2: I'm so.
Speaker 3: You can't. I was a when I was younger, you
Speaker 3: a health a chew. My parents didn't tell me they
Speaker 3: loved me, so I found love elsewhere.
Speaker 2: But all kidding aside, what is your account?
Speaker 3: Oh god, I don't know.
Speaker 2: So the fact that you just tried to say too
Speaker 2: is giving me anxiety.
Speaker 3: I've said to in the last two decades that last time,
Speaker 3: I'm sorry and two yeah, same, Okay, I'll leave it
Speaker 3: at that. Prior to that ten.
Speaker 2: So you're saying your overall number is twelve people. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I find that to be a lie. Really can we
Speaker 2: get a lie.
Speaker 3: I was a law I couldn't. I can't even remember.
Speaker 3: I'm just throwing that number out.
Speaker 2: But I mean, you didn't put everybody's names in your
Speaker 2: Kate Spade. Do you remember the Kate Spade planners?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 3: For how many people you had sex with?
Speaker 2: No, I had a Kate Spade planner. On one page,
Speaker 2: I'd write their names, and then if we kissed, it
Speaker 2: was like a circle. If it was more, it was
Speaker 2: like a star.
Speaker 3: Okay, how how many How old were you when you
Speaker 3: had sex for the first time, like completed sex?
Speaker 2: Yes, not just the tip, not just the tip, the
Speaker 2: whole Dick. I mean I think I was a senior
Speaker 2: in high school. Oh, I was fourteen, Okay, I mean
Speaker 2: I was doing all of the Are you gonna ask
Speaker 2: me his name? Sure? Can I get his Instagram account info?
Speaker 3: Richard Yanker, Dick Yanker, No, Dick Yanker.
Speaker 2: You lost your virginity to Dick Yanker?
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I was.
Speaker 2: When was the last time you saw Dick Yanker? What
Speaker 2: does he look like? I can't I don't know. Oh
Speaker 2: my gosh, No, my first was my high school boyfriend.
Speaker 2: But I don't even know if I could really count
Speaker 2: it because it was like, I don't know that it
Speaker 2: was ever to fruition.
Speaker 3: Oh really, so mine my whole years were after I
Speaker 3: split up with Ryan's father, Okay, Darren, and then till
Speaker 3: the time I met Simon.
Speaker 2: Oh how many Hoe years? And you had Hoe years
Speaker 2: in Orange County?
Speaker 3: Yeah? I think so. I think I was mostly in
Speaker 3: Orange County then. Yeah, Oh yeah, I think.
Speaker 2: I mean after high school, probably the same year, like
Speaker 2: I would say, probably the year two thousand was pretty
Speaker 2: hoy for me.
Speaker 3: Two thousand, I would really have to do the math.
Speaker 2: A year after high school.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, that was a year after my high school too.
Speaker 2: A year after high school I had, I had a
Speaker 2: one year old. I mean I had, no I had.
Speaker 2: He was much older than that. I was not with children.
Speaker 2: But let's also be very clear. My number is higher
Speaker 2: than I like twelve. Yes, it's higher than twelve, but
Speaker 2: it's less than twenty.
Speaker 3: Mine could be, but I'm so old that I can't
Speaker 3: remember that far back.
Speaker 2: So you're blaming on set dementia.
Speaker 3: Yes.
Speaker 2: Most iconic moment of twenty twenty four, voted by the
Speaker 2: listeners deiy yanking down a sig and a range drover, and.
Speaker 3: Then there saw Lake City Mary trying to get into
Speaker 3: Meredith bar mitzpath.
Speaker 2: Real Housewives of Miami, the gondola ride from Hell in
Speaker 2: Mexico City.
Speaker 3: And Marge sending Teresa funeral flowers.
Speaker 2: If Dey doesn't win this, she did, she won it.
Speaker 2: But I also want to know, like, what is this
Speaker 2: life like? Could you imagine if there was a photo
Speaker 2: posted of mir or you smoking a sig, we definitely
Speaker 2: would not be called.
Speaker 3: I know, I know, but people I don't see people
Speaker 3: smoking cigarettes that often. I see people like vaping more
Speaker 3: than I see people.
Speaker 2: Know who smokes cigarettes? Who the koogs?
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, but he's.
Speaker 2: American spirits and they take five minutes to smoke one
Speaker 2: sig and they stink, and he always smokes them in
Speaker 2: the kitchen.
Speaker 3: And it's crazy because people are like, smoke cigarettes or vapes,
Speaker 3: you're gonna get cancer. Then you have these old school
Speaker 3: guys from you know, nineteen sixty seven.
Speaker 2: I personally don't like the smell of a sig.
Speaker 3: No our cigar.
Speaker 2: No oh nope, no, I don't. I don't. I don't
Speaker 2: wouldn't mind if a guy vaped as long as I
Speaker 2: didn't have to see it.
Speaker 3: But at least it smells good. Does it smell or
Speaker 3: it tastes good? I don't know.
Speaker 2: Oh you'd never seen one or smelled one. I'm sure
Speaker 2: iconic confessional looks.
Speaker 4: Uh.
Speaker 2: The first one is Real Housewives to Orange County Gina.
Speaker 3: Oh, they're talking about that one where she even came
Speaker 3: out and said it was a bad look.
Speaker 2: The one Jeers doing Joe.
Speaker 3: It's kind of iconic. I think it's iconic. And then
Speaker 3: Salt Lake City Broun won. She's had a lot of iconic.
Speaker 3: I mean, I don't even know how you can beat that.
Speaker 2: Then we've got Dubai chanel On, who she commented on
Speaker 2: our thing and said, hello, of course I'm gonna win.
Speaker 2: I have an afrow of roses in my conscias. Yes.
Speaker 3: And then there's Angie from Salt Lake City.
Speaker 2: But what outfit was she wearing. Let me see, she.
Speaker 3: Wears a big white, big pointed thing. I love Angie,
Speaker 3: but like, I mean, she's got good style. She's got
Speaker 3: good style. Bronwin won this. I personally would have voted
Speaker 3: for shanel On. Yeah, I think so too. But you
Speaker 3: know what's because their shows not on, So I think
Speaker 3: that that's probably why you know when Salt Lake City
Speaker 3: is airing right now. So I think that's why Bron
Speaker 3: won won. But Bron one, I mean, come on, I
Speaker 3: think this give this girl credit. She was a hot dog.
Speaker 2: Let's give this girl credit. She is keeping things interesting
Speaker 2: she whether it's from her looks or whatever. And she
Speaker 2: doesn't look uncomfortable in her looks.
Speaker 3: So it's not too imagic what we would look like
Speaker 3: in hot dog outfits and all these big giant ruffles and.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I can't evenine. I mean I could see myself
Speaker 2: trying to wear this Gina outfit and regretting it afterwards
Speaker 2: as well, me too, me too.
Speaker 3: At least she had the balls to say, yeah, that
Speaker 3: was ano good look, and we've all done that, especially
Speaker 3: the confessionals.
Speaker 2: Yeah, don't bang me back to you.
Speaker 3: Bangs, bangs, she bangs, she banks.
Speaker 2: Okay. Best season of twenty twenty four, Real Housewives of
Speaker 2: Orange County season eighteen, Real Housewives of New Jersey season fourteen,
Speaker 2: Real Housewives of Salt Lake City season five, and Real
Speaker 2: Housewives of Miami season six.
Speaker 3: I mean, this one, we know what it is. It's
Speaker 3: the number one show out there right now. That's Salt
Speaker 3: Lake City.
Speaker 2: Always Salt Lake City is the MVP of every They
Speaker 2: are killing it. The fact that it's is it over?
Speaker 3: Yeah, but they go straight into production after reunion.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they're already filming. Yeah, they film. I don't know
Speaker 2: if they're I don't think they're already filming, but they're
Speaker 2: already up and running, up and running.
Speaker 3: They're getting I think they want them in the snow
Speaker 3: and that's why they do that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well I like that.
Speaker 3: Well, this one, I'd happy to say that I am
Speaker 3: not in it. But it's a Villain of.
Speaker 2: The Year, Villain of the Year, Real Housewives in New Jersey,
Speaker 2: Jen Aiden, Real Housewives of Salt Lake City, Monica Garcia,
Speaker 2: Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Anne Marie Wiley, and then
Speaker 2: Real Housewives of Orange County Alexis Bullino.
Speaker 3: And the winner is Monica Garcia, which I love. She's
Speaker 3: a good villain and I'm i'm I think she needs
Speaker 3: to come back.
Speaker 2: Well, this is going to lead me to another question,
Speaker 2: who would you say is a bigger villain? I realized
Speaker 2: this is an honor things, so now you're gonna have
Speaker 2: to make your own decision. But who do you think
Speaker 2: is a bigger villain? Jen Shaw or Monica Garcia.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think Jen too.
Speaker 2: I mean, who would you rather be friends with?
Speaker 3: Monica?
Speaker 2: Yeah, me too.
Speaker 3: I mean we already tried the friendship with Jenshaw.
Speaker 2: That didn't work.
Speaker 3: It didn't work well at all.
Speaker 2: We did not You almost got we almost got kicked
Speaker 2: out of Bravo con for that half friendship that was formed.
Speaker 3: Best and we're lucky. We still have stuff in our
Speaker 3: room when she left.
Speaker 2: I mean the fact that she brought her jeweler and
Speaker 2: her therapist. I know, a room that was a quarter
Speaker 2: of an inch big. I know, like our bodies barely
Speaker 2: fit in there. Okay, best friend of.
Speaker 3: My girl, Alexis she's on there, Kiky bar.
Speaker 2: It's only because there's only a selection.
Speaker 3: Also city our Jackie. I don't. I don't know why Jackie.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, she was a friend towards a friend. I
Speaker 3: forget that she was a because she was a housewife first.
Speaker 3: And the winner is Kiki. Kiki's the best friend.
Speaker 2: Of I miss Kiki.
Speaker 3: I feel like Miami has been off for so long
Speaker 3: I cannot wait for it to get back.
Speaker 2: But I was hoping that Kiki was going to come
Speaker 2: back as a housewife. When do we find this out.
Speaker 3: I don't know, I haven't.
Speaker 2: Hey, can we do a plot twist and Kiki could
Speaker 2: date Marcus Jordan if you don't know, If you don't
Speaker 2: know who that is, that my that's Michael Jordan's son
Speaker 2: who is in the train tracks.
Speaker 3: Yeah, no, nobody needs to date him right now?
Speaker 2: Would you rather date Marcus Jordan or Lenny Hawksteen Marcus Jordan, Uh,
Speaker 2: Lenny listen to get free work done?
Speaker 3: True?
Speaker 2: Marcus would be your pick.
Speaker 3: Okay, you can have Lenny. I'll take Marcus. Fine, I'll
Speaker 3: stick with my husband.
Speaker 2: Best new housewife Please note we wanted a non the
Speaker 2: new housewives who had majority of episodes in twenty twenty four,
Speaker 2: which is why you do not see bows here in
Speaker 2: this year.
Speaker 3: Oh okay, because buzz would win clearly, clearly, I don't know.
Speaker 3: Bron Win's pretty good. So we have Katie from OC,
Speaker 3: Raquel from New York, bron Win from Salt Lake City,
Speaker 3: and Stacey from Potomac.
Speaker 2: I don't even care what the results say. Broun Win,
Speaker 2: I'm not even you know what she did win. But
Speaker 2: if she hadn't, I would allowed she was.
Speaker 3: She is probably the best newbie across all franchises.
Speaker 2: I kind of want to hang out with Bronwyn, not
Speaker 2: in a hot dog suit, just like regular. No, I
Speaker 2: want to be in a hot dog suit, but I
Speaker 2: want to see what it's like to just be from.
Speaker 3: I'll be Bustard, you'd be ketchup.
Speaker 2: I don't want to be ketchup. But let's take a period.
Speaker 3: Oh, I'll be relish ew who likes relish that's disgusting
Speaker 3: and chunky.
Speaker 2: Twat of the Year. They were chosen by our listeners
Speaker 2: in an initial round where they could submit any name.
Speaker 2: These four were the most received names. You Angie k
Speaker 2: Salt Lake City, Bronwins Salt Lake City, Mary Cosby Salt
Speaker 2: Lake City, and Beverly Hills. I got to tell you,
Speaker 2: for three of these to be salt Lake City is
Speaker 2: a big freaking wake up call. I think it's all
Speaker 2: other franchises, yeah, including yours.
Speaker 3: Oh oh, I told Andy Cohen, I said, put me
Speaker 3: in boss. If I can go to any other franchise,
Speaker 3: I would go to Salt Lake City in a heartbeat.
Speaker 2: No, I mean, though, you can't.
Speaker 3: Those girls know how to do it, and it's not like,
Speaker 3: oh my god, you're so mean, do you? I mean
Speaker 3: on mind, like, Oh, you're so mean, Rare. I would
Speaker 3: see invisible in Salt Lake City probably.
Speaker 2: Is Lisa Barlowe. And this now we get into fan
Speaker 2: Q and A. Michael asked us if each Housewife cast
Speaker 2: was competing as a team against the others and a
Speaker 2: strategic competition show, i e. Survivor Big Brother, which show
Speaker 2: would come out on top? So if each cast member
Speaker 2: was competing, no cast, an entire cast, Well, I think
Speaker 2: that that's a really good idea.
Speaker 3: That's something that I've talked about for years. They should
Speaker 3: have like the Olympics, they should have a competition show
Speaker 3: between house shows. Yes, I think it's a great idea.
Speaker 3: Who would win?
Speaker 2: For the corporate world? I think we've got bows like
Speaker 2: I think she could take. I mean, she's had more
Speaker 2: real jobs than any other housewife I think.
Speaker 3: But this is competing, like physically competing.
Speaker 2: I think it's any kind of competition. And Big Brother,
Speaker 2: I think Erica has street smarts. Garcela and Kyle are
Speaker 2: both actresses, Sutton sneaky. I mean, I don't know.
Speaker 3: This is a tough one. It depends on what type
Speaker 3: of show I'm gonna go with.
Speaker 2: Salt Lake City, Okay, Tamra Judge Eyes wants to know
Speaker 2: who on your Housewife Tamra Judge Eyes, that's her name
Speaker 2: or his name?
Speaker 3: Oh my god?
Speaker 2: On the twitters or on the X on the X
Speaker 2: Tamra Judge Eyes, who is on your Housewives? Mount Rushmore
Speaker 2: without any who? Tama Judge, I fuck off without any bias.
Speaker 3: Yes, so you can't say Kyle's what he's saying or
Speaker 3: she saying.
Speaker 2: I was on on my list. I already wrote Kyle Ta.
Speaker 3: I would say Kyle for sure. I might go as
Speaker 3: far as to say Ramona No, just she's no ge
Speaker 3: man and she's like she's up there. No, okay, you
Speaker 3: don't like my Ramona. How many is there?
Speaker 2: I'm gonna say it's wed. It should got to the
Speaker 2: longest running housewives, so I would say you, Kyleesa, Nini, Nini, Yep, Kenya, Giselle.
Speaker 2: I mean they might not be the longest running, but like, no,
Speaker 2: I am, I know you are fifteen years bitch. The
Speaker 2: next one is Bravo Confess. Asked what were your opinions
Speaker 2: on Kenya being snubbed from Roal Housewives of Atlanta Season
Speaker 2: sixteen cast photo.
Speaker 3: Don't love it. I love Kenya I think she's great
Speaker 3: on the show. She clearly made a mistake, she came
Speaker 3: out and said it. But I mean I hope that
Speaker 3: we're going to see a little bit of her this season.
Speaker 2: Well, I think if they used her in the trailer,
Speaker 2: then they should have at least given a photo.
Speaker 3: I mean, how many episodes do you she even.
Speaker 2: Got a photo?
Speaker 3: For God's sakes, Oh, then Kenya should have got one.
Speaker 2: Hey, some respect, respect okay Ner fan asked what Bravo loved.
Speaker 2: Would you cast on next season's Traders? Oh, I will
Speaker 2: fucking cut you to you.
Speaker 3: No, I think that. No, I'm not joking. I think
Speaker 3: that you would do amazing on that. You are very
Speaker 3: into like the True Crime, and you're very smart and
Speaker 3: definitely you for sure.
Speaker 2: You know who I'd like to be on with Page?
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, she'd be good.
Speaker 2: I want Page Candace.
Speaker 3: Candace was supposed to be on, but she got pregnant.
Speaker 2: I don't know, Like I can't be on with Erica
Speaker 2: because like I know her too well, we'd have to
Speaker 2: do it separately. I do think I should be on
Speaker 2: a ship meet Erica and Renna, and like Kyle should
Speaker 2: do some sort of show where we're talking about like
Speaker 2: dating life. I think that would be interesting.
Speaker 3: I would pitch that bitch.
Speaker 2: I'm too I'm too booked up with the pod to
Speaker 2: be pitching. But yeah, I would like to hang out
Speaker 2: with some of those people and I but I would
Speaker 2: want to be a trader. I would not want to
Speaker 2: be a faith.
Speaker 3: Well, you don't have a choice. I hate to break
Speaker 3: it to.
Speaker 2: You, but what do you think they would make me faithful?
Speaker 3: Fuck? You never know. You can always get to be
Speaker 3: a trader later in the season.
Speaker 2: I want to be a faith I wanted you to
Speaker 2: have to have.
Speaker 3: A good argument because they sit you down with Alan
Speaker 3: before and you need to tell him what you want
Speaker 3: to be and why. So if you really have your diox,
Speaker 3: you might become a trader.
Speaker 2: Well, nobody's reached out, so I don't think I have
Speaker 2: to worry about it at this point in time.
Speaker 3: Well, I wish I had some poll but I rarely
Speaker 3: made it.
Speaker 2: Rob made it further than you.
Speaker 3: Robin and I tied. Yeah, we're tied, exactly.
Speaker 2: Okay? Fine? Instagram user Yeah seene Alvi ninety two. What
Speaker 2: twat seat guest was your favorite? Oh my god, I
Speaker 2: feel like we fell in love with somebody. Once.
Speaker 3: I feel like we fell in love with people a
Speaker 3: lot of times, but I I'm John a blank here
Speaker 3: on this one. I mean throw me some names.
Speaker 2: Well, Jeff Lewis was really fun on the twat seat
Speaker 2: because he was very unfiltered. But we appreciate everybody coming on. Yes,
Speaker 2: I would really like Heather Gay to come on because
Speaker 2: she's one of the only people that continuously says notice
Speaker 2: because she's mad at us about the Ginshaw Bravo con.
Speaker 3: Oh, come on, You're only as good as this week's episode, girl.
Speaker 2: Listen, but she's back in action.
Speaker 3: I love them all.
Speaker 2: Instagram user who said that what ask? That's a long
Speaker 2: like how many times do you have to put in names?
Speaker 2: Who said what asks? Yeah, you can only keep three
Speaker 2: Real Housewives New York cast members next season? Which three
Speaker 2: are you keeping?
Speaker 3: Oh wow? Okay, so cy.
Speaker 2: I that that's on my list as well, But like,
Speaker 2: I don't know that I really believe that anymore. I
Speaker 2: feel like I need Side last year. I need Si
Speaker 2: pre getting a glass in her foot. Yeah. Yeah, for me,
Speaker 2: the only non negotiable at this point is like, I
Speaker 2: need Aaron.
Speaker 3: You want Aaron?
Speaker 2: I want Aaron?
Speaker 3: Okay, So cy in Aarin mm hmm.
Speaker 2: Would you rather have Uba.
Speaker 3: Or I think uber uber or brand? Is that what
Speaker 3: you're gonna say? Uber uber?
Speaker 2: But UBA's like really in on the story at this
Speaker 2: point or do you think that UBA's just causing drama
Speaker 2: for drama's sake?
Speaker 3: I think but has good potential. I think that she
Speaker 3: gets explosive. I think she says things she doesn't.
Speaker 2: Mean, but I don't think she's following along with what
Speaker 2: the actual fights are about. And that's a problem for me.
Speaker 3: I don't know. After watching at the reunion, we saw
Speaker 3: so I was so.
Speaker 2: Loving at the reunion. Yeah, but also, does Uba get
Speaker 2: to count as a real Housewives of New York if
Speaker 2: she lives in Connecticut?
Speaker 3: Well, she moved right to Connecticut full time.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Oh well this next question, Trischelle just walked in,
Speaker 2: so we're gonna make her play this question with us.
Speaker 2: It's a Mary fuck kill. But we don't like to
Speaker 2: do Mary fuck kill. We like to say Mary fuck
Speaker 2: bye because we don't need to like actually murder. It's
Speaker 2: our final it's the TWAT Awards. Okay, Mary f by, Okay, Boston,
Speaker 2: Rob Derek and Wes.
Speaker 4: Oh, Okay, I would probably f Boston Rob sorry to
Speaker 4: his wife, just like the accent to say kids, Yeah,
Speaker 4: he has like a million kids. He has like this
Speaker 4: four or five. Oh yeah, and she's beautiful, so I
Speaker 4: mean she probably gets this a lot. His accent's very sexy.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I find something I do. I find something sexy
Speaker 3: about him.
Speaker 4: And then I would marry Derek because yeah, like he's
Speaker 4: just like a good guy. I would definitely buy to
Speaker 4: Wes just because I love Wes very much, but he
Speaker 4: I couldn't be married to him, or I couldn't. I
Speaker 4: don't think I could have them either.
Speaker 3: What are your thoughts on The Readunion and The Traders
Speaker 3: this season?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 4: My god, I love it. I think it's so good, Like, honestly,
Speaker 4: two episodes ago was probably the best reality TV I've
Speaker 4: ever seen.
Speaker 2: Yes, who do you think they're going to bring in
Speaker 2: to be a Trader now?
Speaker 4: I think either Dylan or.
Speaker 2: See. I think Dylan's about to get killed.
Speaker 4: Maybe maybe you're right. I feel like they might bring
Speaker 4: in Brittany because Danielle seems like she really wants to
Speaker 4: like be the number one, and she wants to like.
Speaker 2: Throw I would kill her.
Speaker 4: She wants to throw someone under the bus, So it's.
Speaker 3: The most annoying Trader every annoying.
Speaker 2: Did you cry when you were on Traders? I can't
Speaker 2: remember I did. That's annoying, I know.
Speaker 4: I'm sorry I did.
Speaker 2: I did.
Speaker 4: I cried like once or twice. But yeah, yeah, Cet
Speaker 4: hurt my feelings one time.
Speaker 2: And then it wasn't it your boyfriend on real World? No? No,
Speaker 2: back in the day, you and CT were like No.
Speaker 4: Andy Cohen thinks that we like had sex too, I'm like, no, igot,
Speaker 4: I never.
Speaker 2: Happened my like teenage years, remember with each other.
Speaker 4: No, we did not like each other at all.
Speaker 2: There's somebody in the reality world you dated, though, like
Speaker 2: all of them, all of that.
Speaker 4: Okay, Steven from my season, who was really cute. He
Speaker 4: was like the guy with the blonde tips. It was
Speaker 4: popular back then whenever it was too bad.
Speaker 2: Hold on, you were telling me you didn't date CT.
Speaker 4: No, but I did him. I dated the miss I dated, Yes, yes,
Speaker 4: we had.
Speaker 3: A whole thing.
Speaker 4: Doctor doctor which doctor, doctor the skin doctor?
Speaker 2: Will? Yeah?
Speaker 3: No, no, no, no, no, no.
Speaker 4: I did not date Will.
Speaker 3: Who dated somebody dated Will?
Speaker 4: I thought I dated somebody in the reality world, but
Speaker 4: I can't remember who it was. And then I dated
Speaker 4: this guy Adam, who was like on the Challenges, and
Speaker 4: then I, I don't know, I hooked up with like
Speaker 4: all of them, like on springw HO.
Speaker 2: I was a, oh, can you tell we've been talking
Speaker 2: about high body count, hair and numbers. Tamar tried to
Speaker 2: say that her number of sexual partners is too because
Speaker 2: she's only counting at the last two decades.
Speaker 4: I was like, okay, yeah, I want I actually two
Speaker 4: decades still, that's that's high for me. I honestly, I
Speaker 4: can't even remember. And I'm okay saying that I have,
Speaker 4: what I said, a great time in my twenties, some
Speaker 4: in my thirties. I didn't get Marychelle. I was thirty eight,
Speaker 4: so it definitely the double digits. Yeah, I mean, I like,
Speaker 4: from eighteen to thirty eight, that's a long time for me.
Speaker 3: Fourteen.
Speaker 2: I'm fourteen to twenty one.
Speaker 4: I know it was a high school ho, but you
Speaker 4: were married for a long time, so like, I'm sure three.
Speaker 3: Times three times that high? Really, I had no three.
Speaker 3: I had a seven year relationship with Ryan's father out
Speaker 3: of high school, and then with Simon. I was with
Speaker 3: him for eleven years, married, probably two or three years
Speaker 3: prior to that and then with Eddie. We've been together
Speaker 3: fifteen years.
Speaker 4: Oh my god.
Speaker 3: So that's why I can only remember the last two decades. No, no,
Speaker 3: I had no. Don't worry.
Speaker 2: Don't worry. She had him.
Speaker 3: I had them, I had him.
Speaker 4: Oh my god.
Speaker 2: I know we have to end this episode, but don't
Speaker 2: you guys worry. We're gonna have more of Trachelle for
Speaker 2: her own special episode on the twat Seat. We're so
Speaker 2: glad she could join us here. I know.
Speaker 3: Nice.
Speaker 2: Well, we'll talk to you guys soon. Thanks.