1 00:00:04,755 --> 00:00:08,995 Speaker 1: Countdown with Keith Olderman is a production of I Heart Radio. 2 00:00:20,155 --> 00:00:24,035 Speaker 1: The Attorney General of the United States of America must resign. 3 00:00:24,715 --> 00:00:28,995 Speaker 1: If he will not do so, President Biden must fire him, 4 00:00:28,995 --> 00:00:33,475 Speaker 1: not for appointing a special counsel to confirm the likely 5 00:00:33,595 --> 00:00:37,795 Speaker 1: inadvertence of documents found in Biden's storage. You can argue 6 00:00:37,835 --> 00:00:40,435 Speaker 1: that appointment either way. Long term, it will likely work 7 00:00:40,475 --> 00:00:44,915 Speaker 1: to Biden's advantage. Now, Merrick Garland must go because the 8 00:00:44,995 --> 00:00:47,835 Speaker 1: first of his employees at the Department of Justice to 9 00:00:47,875 --> 00:00:50,435 Speaker 1: whom he handed the keys to this case was a 10 00:00:50,515 --> 00:00:55,555 Speaker 1: Trump appointee, and yesterday the second of his employees at 11 00:00:55,555 --> 00:00:58,235 Speaker 1: the Department of Justice to whom he handed the keys 12 00:00:58,275 --> 00:01:02,315 Speaker 1: to this case was another Trump appointee who just happens 13 00:01:02,355 --> 00:01:05,835 Speaker 1: to also have his own page on the website of 14 00:01:05,875 --> 00:01:11,195 Speaker 1: the Federalist Society. And more important than either of those points, 15 00:01:11,835 --> 00:01:15,515 Speaker 1: Merrick Garland must be replaced immediately, because in the crazed 16 00:01:15,515 --> 00:01:20,435 Speaker 1: media stampede of the last five days, one extraordinarily important 17 00:01:20,435 --> 00:01:26,755 Speaker 1: development has been completely ignored. And because of that development, 18 00:01:27,395 --> 00:01:31,155 Speaker 1: we are left to wonder whether the prosecution of Donald Trump, 19 00:01:31,595 --> 00:01:34,955 Speaker 1: which is vital to the safety, security, and continuation of 20 00:01:34,995 --> 00:01:37,435 Speaker 1: the United States, of America. We are left to wonder 21 00:01:38,115 --> 00:01:42,555 Speaker 1: if the prosecution of Trump is at risk because Merrick 22 00:01:42,635 --> 00:01:49,995 Speaker 1: Garland does not know what he is doing. Where did 23 00:01:50,035 --> 00:01:56,275 Speaker 1: CBS News get the confidential information Monday about an investigation 24 00:01:56,435 --> 00:02:00,155 Speaker 1: involving the President of the United States, Just sixty eight 25 00:02:00,235 --> 00:02:03,395 Speaker 1: days after the case was first self reported by the 26 00:02:03,435 --> 00:02:07,595 Speaker 1: President's lawyers, just sixty one days after the FBI first 27 00:02:07,635 --> 00:02:11,915 Speaker 1: began merely to assess the documents, just fifty six days 28 00:02:11,955 --> 00:02:14,755 Speaker 1: after the Attorney General assigned a U. S Attorney to 29 00:02:14,795 --> 00:02:18,275 Speaker 1: conduct a preliminary investigation to see if a special council 30 00:02:18,355 --> 00:02:22,715 Speaker 1: might be necessary, And just four days after that special 31 00:02:22,755 --> 00:02:27,155 Speaker 1: council first reported back to the Attorney General. Who was 32 00:02:27,195 --> 00:02:31,075 Speaker 1: the source the one source per the CBS News report 33 00:02:31,315 --> 00:02:34,755 Speaker 1: from just this past Monday. Who was the source who 34 00:02:34,915 --> 00:02:38,195 Speaker 1: enabled CBS and then the rest of the networks and 35 00:02:38,235 --> 00:02:41,675 Speaker 1: the rest of the national news organizations to stampede in 36 00:02:41,795 --> 00:02:46,675 Speaker 1: behind CBS and to present this story literally hours after 37 00:02:46,755 --> 00:02:50,635 Speaker 1: the Republicans confirmed they had dedicated an investigative committee to 38 00:02:50,835 --> 00:02:54,955 Speaker 1: harassing the President and his family. Who is the source? 39 00:02:55,755 --> 00:02:59,955 Speaker 1: Forty eight hours later, when as the story began to flag, 40 00:03:00,675 --> 00:03:04,275 Speaker 1: somebody enabled NBC News to re ignite it with a 41 00:03:04,355 --> 00:03:08,355 Speaker 1: report of the discovery of another document or documents. In 42 00:03:08,475 --> 00:03:11,595 Speaker 1: point of fact, here the word who is misleading. I 43 00:03:11,635 --> 00:03:15,355 Speaker 1: have used it as shorthand. I really mean, from what 44 00:03:15,595 --> 00:03:21,755 Speaker 1: organization could confidential, preliminary, earliest stages details about what is 45 00:03:21,795 --> 00:03:25,875 Speaker 1: almost certainly a legally trivial matter, but is almost perfectly 46 00:03:25,915 --> 00:03:29,275 Speaker 1: designed for any American news organization to hype and inflate 47 00:03:29,555 --> 00:03:33,835 Speaker 1: and debate and promote and compare and contrast and repeat 48 00:03:34,115 --> 00:03:39,435 Speaker 1: and repeat and repeat. From what organization could such perfect 49 00:03:39,915 --> 00:03:44,195 Speaker 1: fodder for an American both sides? Is um, what aboutism? 50 00:03:44,395 --> 00:03:51,555 Speaker 1: Political orgy emerge? Who in the institutional sense, who would 51 00:03:51,635 --> 00:03:56,155 Speaker 1: know about the confidential and preliminary investigations touching on the 52 00:03:56,155 --> 00:04:00,635 Speaker 1: President of the United States by the Department of Justice. Well, sir, 53 00:04:00,835 --> 00:04:02,995 Speaker 1: I know I am going quite a ways out on 54 00:04:03,035 --> 00:04:04,915 Speaker 1: a limb here when I suggest it may be the 55 00:04:05,035 --> 00:04:08,515 Speaker 1: likeliest source of such a leak about the inner workings 56 00:04:08,555 --> 00:04:13,675 Speaker 1: of the Justice Department would be somebody in the Justice Department, 57 00:04:15,235 --> 00:04:18,155 Speaker 1: unless you wish to argue that one of President Biden's 58 00:04:18,155 --> 00:04:23,395 Speaker 1: attorneys leaked this to CBS News to a nondescript correspondent 59 00:04:23,515 --> 00:04:28,715 Speaker 1: and weekend anchor in the network's Chicago bureau named Adriana Diaz. 60 00:04:30,275 --> 00:04:34,195 Speaker 1: The literal who in who leaked this in violation of 61 00:04:34,195 --> 00:04:38,235 Speaker 1: all Department of Justice policy and several federal laws may 62 00:04:38,235 --> 00:04:42,435 Speaker 1: be especially relevant later, but for now we'll have to 63 00:04:42,475 --> 00:04:45,235 Speaker 1: hunt around in the dark and just evaluate everybody. Merritt 64 00:04:45,235 --> 00:04:49,155 Speaker 1: Garland handed the Nascent investigation too. And just to start 65 00:04:49,195 --> 00:04:51,835 Speaker 1: in chronological order, let's look at that United States attorney. 66 00:04:51,835 --> 00:04:54,435 Speaker 1: He did give it to you on November. His name 67 00:04:54,475 --> 00:04:57,515 Speaker 1: is John Lausch And again just looking at him first, 68 00:04:57,555 --> 00:05:00,195 Speaker 1: only because he was first, we find that he was 69 00:05:00,235 --> 00:05:04,515 Speaker 1: appointed as the U S Attorney in Chicago on November two, 70 00:05:04,675 --> 00:05:10,715 Speaker 1: two thousand seventeen, by President Trump. Well that's a coincidence. 71 00:05:11,515 --> 00:05:14,475 Speaker 1: And we see he clerked for a federal appeals judge 72 00:05:14,475 --> 00:05:20,115 Speaker 1: appointed by President Reagan, a judge praised as an originalist 73 00:05:20,635 --> 00:05:24,395 Speaker 1: by the former Congressman Louis Gomert of Texas. And then 74 00:05:24,435 --> 00:05:27,115 Speaker 1: we see that when the new administration came in, the 75 00:05:27,115 --> 00:05:30,075 Speaker 1: original plan was to replace U S Attorney laush is 76 00:05:30,115 --> 00:05:33,075 Speaker 1: part of the usual turnover, but there were personal appeals 77 00:05:33,075 --> 00:05:35,715 Speaker 1: made to the White House not to do so. And 78 00:05:35,755 --> 00:05:39,195 Speaker 1: then we see that this is a surprise. Having told 79 00:05:39,235 --> 00:05:42,515 Speaker 1: Attorney General Garland that a special Council was needed in 80 00:05:42,515 --> 00:05:46,595 Speaker 1: this case, which under the Special Council statutes he's supposed 81 00:05:46,595 --> 00:05:50,035 Speaker 1: to assess, he's not supposed to recommend. Having told him 82 00:05:50,075 --> 00:05:53,195 Speaker 1: a week ago yesterday, and the story having leaked to 83 00:05:53,235 --> 00:05:57,555 Speaker 1: CBS somewhere around ninety six hours later, all of a sudden, 84 00:05:57,555 --> 00:06:00,595 Speaker 1: this U S. Attorney lows she's leaving the department next 85 00:06:00,675 --> 00:06:03,275 Speaker 1: month or in early March, to go back into private 86 00:06:03,275 --> 00:06:10,515 Speaker 1: practice in Chicago. Now, obviously I'm doing the Republican version 87 00:06:10,515 --> 00:06:14,195 Speaker 1: of how this story would be covered. Journalism, which used 88 00:06:14,195 --> 00:06:16,195 Speaker 1: to once in a while peak through the clouds of 89 00:06:16,235 --> 00:06:19,795 Speaker 1: selling TV ads and newspapers, requires you to note that 90 00:06:19,915 --> 00:06:22,955 Speaker 1: just because the point man in the Justice Department, who 91 00:06:22,995 --> 00:06:26,115 Speaker 1: pretty much had this case to himself for fifty six 92 00:06:26,155 --> 00:06:29,435 Speaker 1: of its first sixty three days is from Chicago, and 93 00:06:29,595 --> 00:06:33,235 Speaker 1: was the U S Attorney for Chicago and lived in Chicago, 94 00:06:33,595 --> 00:06:35,755 Speaker 1: and the correspondent for CBS News who broke the story 95 00:06:35,795 --> 00:06:39,635 Speaker 1: is based in Chicago, well, until and unless proven otherwise, 96 00:06:39,635 --> 00:06:43,955 Speaker 1: that is a total coincidence. The point for even suggesting 97 00:06:43,995 --> 00:06:46,515 Speaker 1: the possibility that it's not a total coincidence takes us 98 00:06:46,515 --> 00:06:50,275 Speaker 1: back to my original note. The special counsel in the 99 00:06:50,315 --> 00:06:53,675 Speaker 1: Trump case has been appointed. The special counsel in the 100 00:06:53,715 --> 00:06:57,275 Speaker 1: Biden case has been appointed. There is no undoing these things, 101 00:06:57,275 --> 00:06:59,555 Speaker 1: and bluntly, there would be nothing to be gained by 102 00:06:59,635 --> 00:07:02,955 Speaker 1: even trying to undo them. There were arguments for and 103 00:07:03,035 --> 00:07:06,635 Speaker 1: against a Biden special council. Those arguments are gone now. 104 00:07:07,075 --> 00:07:12,435 Speaker 1: The point is, if two taught us anything, particularly from 105 00:07:12,475 --> 00:07:15,875 Speaker 1: the Supreme Court, for instance, it's that when something leaks, 106 00:07:15,955 --> 00:07:18,315 Speaker 1: we must now look to see who might have leaked 107 00:07:18,315 --> 00:07:24,235 Speaker 1: it in order to force the hand of themselves, or 108 00:07:24,315 --> 00:07:32,675 Speaker 1: their colleagues or their attorney general. Somebody, almost certainly somebody 109 00:07:32,675 --> 00:07:35,395 Speaker 1: from the Department of Justice, leaked the Biden story. Broke 110 00:07:35,435 --> 00:07:38,995 Speaker 1: Department of Justice regulations and federal law. Put this story 111 00:07:39,075 --> 00:07:42,755 Speaker 1: out the day the Republicans took over the House and 112 00:07:42,875 --> 00:07:46,235 Speaker 1: launched their Party of Inquisition. Put this story out just 113 00:07:46,395 --> 00:07:50,315 Speaker 1: as Trump Special counsel Jack Smith was broadening his investigation 114 00:07:50,555 --> 00:07:54,155 Speaker 1: to subporting perjury and witness tampering and the Trump post 115 00:07:54,155 --> 00:07:59,595 Speaker 1: election recount and lawsuit grift. Somebody saw the media playing 116 00:07:59,635 --> 00:08:01,595 Speaker 1: field and the change in power in the House and 117 00:08:01,675 --> 00:08:05,555 Speaker 1: chose that day to let somebody you never heard of 118 00:08:05,635 --> 00:08:09,835 Speaker 1: at CBS News Chicago cry havoc and let's slip the 119 00:08:09,995 --> 00:08:14,115 Speaker 1: dogs of both sides is hum might even have been 120 00:08:14,195 --> 00:08:19,795 Speaker 1: somebody favorable to Trump, somebody connected to Trump war perhaps 121 00:08:19,795 --> 00:08:26,155 Speaker 1: somebody appointed by Trump John lausch Well, No, Sir, I 122 00:08:26,275 --> 00:08:30,355 Speaker 1: meant Robert her whom Garland named yesterday as the special 123 00:08:30,395 --> 00:08:34,755 Speaker 1: counsel for the Biden storage story. The U s. Attorney 124 00:08:34,835 --> 00:08:38,475 Speaker 1: for Maryland appointed in Why this is another coincidence the 125 00:08:38,635 --> 00:08:42,515 Speaker 1: same month as Lash was appointed, November two thousand seventeen. Well, 126 00:08:42,555 --> 00:08:46,555 Speaker 1: look at this another coincidence, the same president as Laosh 127 00:08:46,595 --> 00:08:52,195 Speaker 1: appointed him Trump Robert Her, who was a law clerk 128 00:08:52,275 --> 00:08:57,475 Speaker 1: for Chief Justice William Rehnquist and a law clerk for 129 00:08:57,635 --> 00:09:03,075 Speaker 1: Ninth Circuit Judge Alex Kazinski, just like Brett Kavanaugh was 130 00:09:03,075 --> 00:09:08,595 Speaker 1: a law clerk for Ninth Circuit Judge Alex Kazinski. Judge 131 00:09:08,675 --> 00:09:11,355 Speaker 1: Kazinski is retired now after that little problem with the 132 00:09:11,395 --> 00:09:14,235 Speaker 1: fifteen women who accused him of misconduct ranging from harrassment 133 00:09:14,235 --> 00:09:17,035 Speaker 1: to assault. Judge Kazinski has retired, but happily he's still 134 00:09:17,075 --> 00:09:19,835 Speaker 1: involved in the law through his decades long membership in 135 00:09:21,795 --> 00:09:26,355 Speaker 1: the Federalist Society on Funny Dog On Things. Speaking of 136 00:09:26,395 --> 00:09:29,155 Speaker 1: the Federalist Society. You know who's got his own page 137 00:09:29,395 --> 00:09:33,555 Speaker 1: on the Federalist Society website. Why Robert Her, the new 138 00:09:33,595 --> 00:09:37,235 Speaker 1: Garland appointed special counsel in the Biden case. He has 139 00:09:37,275 --> 00:09:41,355 Speaker 1: co written at least two book reviews for the Federalist 140 00:09:41,435 --> 00:09:46,355 Speaker 1: Society magazine Hope your subscription is up to date, and 141 00:09:46,515 --> 00:09:50,915 Speaker 1: Robert Her is listed as a contributing expert to the 142 00:09:50,955 --> 00:09:58,515 Speaker 1: Federalist Society on the Federalist Society website. Bluntly, I don't 143 00:09:58,515 --> 00:10:00,915 Speaker 1: give a damn about Robert Her, and I don't give 144 00:10:00,915 --> 00:10:03,315 Speaker 1: a damn about John Lausch. And actually I don't give 145 00:10:03,315 --> 00:10:05,235 Speaker 1: a damn about what they find out or they do 146 00:10:05,315 --> 00:10:09,075 Speaker 1: not find out about these documents. What I care about, 147 00:10:09,435 --> 00:10:11,995 Speaker 1: what I give a damn about, what I give a 148 00:10:12,075 --> 00:10:17,355 Speaker 1: million damns about, is the prosecution of Donald Trump. For 149 00:10:17,515 --> 00:10:20,035 Speaker 1: two years now, I have been on the fence about 150 00:10:20,035 --> 00:10:23,515 Speaker 1: Merrick Garland, and frankly, this decides it for me. I 151 00:10:23,555 --> 00:10:26,915 Speaker 1: do not know what Merritt Garland wants. I do not 152 00:10:27,035 --> 00:10:28,755 Speaker 1: know if he's trying to run out the clock for 153 00:10:28,795 --> 00:10:31,275 Speaker 1: Trump or if he intends to put him in prison 154 00:10:31,315 --> 00:10:34,435 Speaker 1: for seventy seven lifetimes. What I do know now is 155 00:10:34,475 --> 00:10:39,435 Speaker 1: that setting aside everything to do with Trump. Merrick Garland 156 00:10:39,555 --> 00:10:45,555 Speaker 1: is a desperately terrible, incompetent Attorney General. The leak to 157 00:10:45,795 --> 00:10:50,075 Speaker 1: CBS and the resultant feeding frenzy did not come from 158 00:10:50,155 --> 00:10:55,835 Speaker 1: him personally, I think. But the first leak almost certainly 159 00:10:55,875 --> 00:10:59,315 Speaker 1: came from somebody who works for Merrick Garland. And the 160 00:10:59,395 --> 00:11:04,635 Speaker 1: second one too, decision on a Thursday, leaked the following Monday. 161 00:11:05,035 --> 00:11:08,115 Speaker 1: What the hell kind of sieve are you running over there? 162 00:11:08,195 --> 00:11:13,435 Speaker 1: Mr Attorney General? And even if long odds are defied 163 00:11:13,555 --> 00:11:17,715 Speaker 1: here and these leaks somehow originated elsewhere, it was still 164 00:11:17,875 --> 00:11:22,155 Speaker 1: Merrick Garland who first turned over the most confidential internal 165 00:11:22,195 --> 00:11:25,275 Speaker 1: information about the president of the United States to a 166 00:11:25,395 --> 00:11:29,355 Speaker 1: Trump appointee who made a recommendation he was not supposed 167 00:11:29,355 --> 00:11:31,355 Speaker 1: to make instead of the assessment he was supposed to make. 168 00:11:32,115 --> 00:11:34,995 Speaker 1: And it was then again Merrick Garland who just put 169 00:11:35,035 --> 00:11:37,395 Speaker 1: the investigation of the sitting president of the United States 170 00:11:37,395 --> 00:11:39,835 Speaker 1: into the hands of a colleague of Bret Kavanaugh and 171 00:11:39,875 --> 00:11:43,155 Speaker 1: an ex quirk of William Rehnquist, whom the Federalist Society 172 00:11:43,195 --> 00:11:47,435 Speaker 1: probably calls a contributing expert on his page on their website, 173 00:11:50,595 --> 00:11:56,675 Speaker 1: Mr Attorney General, resign whatever else you are or you 174 00:11:56,715 --> 00:12:01,995 Speaker 1: are not. You are incompetent and naive. Then Mr President, 175 00:12:02,035 --> 00:12:04,515 Speaker 1: if he will not quit, you must fire Merrick Garland. 176 00:12:04,555 --> 00:12:09,035 Speaker 1: It will look terrible, but it will look worse if 177 00:12:09,035 --> 00:12:11,715 Speaker 1: the disaster at the Department of Justice we are seeing 178 00:12:11,755 --> 00:12:14,955 Speaker 1: play out in real time right now also results in 179 00:12:14,995 --> 00:12:18,755 Speaker 1: the Trump case being buried or both sided to death 180 00:12:19,035 --> 00:12:22,235 Speaker 1: or judging by the last week over there at the 181 00:12:22,355 --> 00:12:27,275 Speaker 1: d o J crapshack simply botched. And if you don't 182 00:12:27,315 --> 00:12:29,795 Speaker 1: think that can happen, let me ask you this. When 183 00:12:29,795 --> 00:12:33,755 Speaker 1: you woke up Monday, Monday of this week, could you 184 00:12:33,795 --> 00:12:36,635 Speaker 1: have imagined that by Friday there would have been a 185 00:12:36,715 --> 00:12:41,355 Speaker 1: newsleak so loaded that people would actually seriously compare a 186 00:12:41,435 --> 00:12:47,235 Speaker 1: dozen or so returned documents to the classified nuclear secrets 187 00:12:47,275 --> 00:12:51,795 Speaker 1: that Trump stole. And then that there would have been 188 00:12:51,835 --> 00:12:54,995 Speaker 1: a Trump appointee deciding if there needed to be a 189 00:12:55,195 --> 00:13:00,475 Speaker 1: special counsel to investigate the president, and that then the 190 00:13:00,555 --> 00:13:03,835 Speaker 1: council would have been appointed. It would have been another 191 00:13:03,915 --> 00:13:07,435 Speaker 1: Trump appoint tea and his smiling face would have been 192 00:13:07,515 --> 00:13:11,675 Speaker 1: beaming up at you from his page on the website 193 00:13:12,355 --> 00:13:30,075 Speaker 1: of the Federalist Society. Still ahead, well, and this is 194 00:13:30,075 --> 00:13:31,595 Speaker 1: what I get for saying I was going to listen 195 00:13:31,635 --> 00:13:35,835 Speaker 1: to my doctor finally and baby my bronchial infection. This 196 00:13:35,995 --> 00:13:38,715 Speaker 1: is not the first time I have insisted Garland must 197 00:13:38,795 --> 00:13:41,995 Speaker 1: or at least should go. I'd like to apologize to 198 00:13:41,995 --> 00:13:46,035 Speaker 1: you now that I ever hesitated before. We'll review these 199 00:13:46,075 --> 00:14:04,475 Speaker 1: occasions next. This discountdown. Merrick Garland must go. You can 200 00:14:04,875 --> 00:14:08,755 Speaker 1: run the Department of Justice so badly that it leaks 201 00:14:08,795 --> 00:14:12,035 Speaker 1: the news of an inquiry into the sitting president of 202 00:14:12,075 --> 00:14:16,155 Speaker 1: the United States, You just can't. You also cannot run 203 00:14:16,155 --> 00:14:19,195 Speaker 1: the department so naively that the two people you put 204 00:14:19,235 --> 00:14:23,475 Speaker 1: in charge of that inquiry are beholden to Donald Trump, 205 00:14:23,795 --> 00:14:28,315 Speaker 1: who you are also investigating at the same time. You 206 00:14:28,435 --> 00:14:34,555 Speaker 1: cannot also run the department so fearfully. This is from 207 00:14:34,595 --> 00:14:46,955 Speaker 1: September six, two thousand twenty two. It is testament, I 208 00:14:47,035 --> 00:14:51,955 Speaker 1: suppose to the unshakable images burned into our heads of 209 00:14:52,075 --> 00:14:55,595 Speaker 1: things like Mr Smith goes to Washington, that any of 210 00:14:55,675 --> 00:14:58,755 Speaker 1: us thought for a moment that a reprehensible peon of 211 00:14:58,835 --> 00:15:03,195 Speaker 1: Trump World named Eileen Cannon was actually going to behave 212 00:15:03,395 --> 00:15:06,915 Speaker 1: vaguely like a federal judge instead of like a poorly 213 00:15:06,995 --> 00:15:12,035 Speaker 1: paid employee of the Donald Trump Organized Crime family last night. 214 00:15:12,115 --> 00:15:17,595 Speaker 1: As you know, Eileen Cannon lived down to all expectations. 215 00:15:17,635 --> 00:15:21,635 Speaker 1: She decided, based on her lack of legal knowledge or 216 00:15:21,675 --> 00:15:24,715 Speaker 1: of any of the restraints usually provided by conscience or 217 00:15:24,755 --> 00:15:28,635 Speaker 1: ethics or legalities, that she will not vacate her manipulation 218 00:15:28,675 --> 00:15:31,675 Speaker 1: of the law to break the law to protect her 219 00:15:31,755 --> 00:15:35,835 Speaker 1: man Trump, and that a special Master should decide whether 220 00:15:35,915 --> 00:15:40,395 Speaker 1: the top secret ultra classified documents that the nuclear kleptomaniac 221 00:15:40,515 --> 00:15:45,195 Speaker 1: stole really are top secret ultraclassified documents, and whether the 222 00:15:45,315 --> 00:15:48,795 Speaker 1: risk at which she now has personally put this nation 223 00:15:49,195 --> 00:15:52,835 Speaker 1: could really trigger international conflict or a shooting war or 224 00:15:52,835 --> 00:15:56,915 Speaker 1: a nuclear exchange, or if she the equivalent of a paralegal, 225 00:15:57,355 --> 00:16:02,475 Speaker 1: a paralegal temp knows better than the rest of us combined. 226 00:16:03,155 --> 00:16:07,475 Speaker 1: We know it would happen next. If a Republican were 227 00:16:07,515 --> 00:16:10,515 Speaker 1: sitting in the White House now and a Democrat were 228 00:16:10,555 --> 00:16:15,035 Speaker 1: under suspicion of stealing the nuclear crown jewels, the White 229 00:16:15,035 --> 00:16:19,395 Speaker 1: House would ignore Judge Cannon, and would ignore Special Master Deary, 230 00:16:19,475 --> 00:16:24,195 Speaker 1: and would ignore the district irrelevant Court of Southern Irrelevant Florida. 231 00:16:24,435 --> 00:16:27,075 Speaker 1: It would act and then tell everybody else to go 232 00:16:27,155 --> 00:16:31,195 Speaker 1: and try and stop it. Happily, there is a legal 233 00:16:31,275 --> 00:16:35,915 Speaker 1: means for President Biden an Attorney General Garland to proceed 234 00:16:36,075 --> 00:16:39,595 Speaker 1: in such a morally justifiable manner, cut through the red 235 00:16:39,675 --> 00:16:43,475 Speaker 1: tape and the people dispensing it. To borrow from a 236 00:16:43,555 --> 00:16:45,995 Speaker 1: three step plan offered by the editor in chief of 237 00:16:46,035 --> 00:16:51,075 Speaker 1: Crooked Media Brian Boittler one file and appeal to have 238 00:16:51,315 --> 00:16:56,475 Speaker 1: President Biden publicly issue a memo waiving all executive privilege 239 00:16:56,755 --> 00:17:00,435 Speaker 1: relating to the stolen documents, and reminding Judge Cannon and 240 00:17:00,515 --> 00:17:04,235 Speaker 1: the Appeals Court and Trump and everybody else that only 241 00:17:04,355 --> 00:17:07,755 Speaker 1: a seting president can assert presidential executive privilege in the 242 00:17:07,875 --> 00:17:12,515 Speaker 1: here and now. And then three use the materials already 243 00:17:12,555 --> 00:17:16,275 Speaker 1: seen and gasped at by the Department of Justice, and 244 00:17:16,355 --> 00:17:20,435 Speaker 1: as Boiler wrote, indict the m effort. Now I'll go 245 00:17:20,475 --> 00:17:24,355 Speaker 1: a little further, indicte the goddamned m effort and indict 246 00:17:24,435 --> 00:17:30,395 Speaker 1: him god damned immediately, because if you've somehow missed this 247 00:17:30,995 --> 00:17:33,635 Speaker 1: in the last few weeks, as he has threatened, revenged 248 00:17:33,795 --> 00:17:37,155 Speaker 1: and fully embraced Q and on and insisted upon an 249 00:17:37,195 --> 00:17:41,555 Speaker 1: immediate new election, and demanded he'd be installed right now 250 00:17:41,635 --> 00:17:47,035 Speaker 1: as president today, Donald Trump has deteriorated from a humanoid 251 00:17:47,115 --> 00:17:50,955 Speaker 1: but not human power mad creature with a Messiah complex 252 00:17:51,275 --> 00:17:55,595 Speaker 1: into an out of control nuclear reactor a chernobyl wearing 253 00:17:55,755 --> 00:18:00,115 Speaker 1: orange makeup. In an interview with a right wing pedant 254 00:18:00,435 --> 00:18:04,875 Speaker 1: named Hugh Hewitt, Trump has now threatened to destroy all 255 00:18:04,875 --> 00:18:08,795 Speaker 1: you this country. He has belched out seven different threats 256 00:18:08,795 --> 00:18:13,995 Speaker 1: of stochastic terrorism, seven threats by proxy, seven unmistakable calls 257 00:18:14,035 --> 00:18:18,795 Speaker 1: to violence and insurrection again, and he has enunciated these 258 00:18:18,835 --> 00:18:24,075 Speaker 1: seven blasphemies in just thirty seven seconds. I don't think 259 00:18:24,275 --> 00:18:27,835 Speaker 1: the people of the United States would stand for it. 260 00:18:28,235 --> 00:18:30,355 Speaker 1: And as you know, of a thing like that happened, 261 00:18:30,595 --> 00:18:33,475 Speaker 1: I would have no prohibition against running. You know that 262 00:18:33,915 --> 00:18:35,715 Speaker 1: I do, and that's what I wanted people to understand. 263 00:18:35,795 --> 00:18:38,035 Speaker 1: That would not take you out of the arena. It 264 00:18:38,155 --> 00:18:40,995 Speaker 1: would not. But I think if it happened, I think 265 00:18:41,035 --> 00:18:43,835 Speaker 1: you'd have problems in this country the likes of which 266 00:18:43,875 --> 00:18:46,915 Speaker 1: perhaps we've never seen before. I don't think the people 267 00:18:46,955 --> 00:18:49,915 Speaker 1: of the United States would stand for it. What kind 268 00:18:49,955 --> 00:18:52,515 Speaker 1: of problems, Mr President. I think they have big problems, 269 00:18:52,795 --> 00:18:55,155 Speaker 1: big problems. I just don't think they stand for it. 270 00:18:55,235 --> 00:18:57,795 Speaker 1: They will not, They will not sit still and stand 271 00:18:57,875 --> 00:19:01,595 Speaker 1: for this ultimate of hoaxes. It is the January sixth 272 00:19:01,715 --> 00:19:05,915 Speaker 1: speech all over again. It is the my Second Amendment 273 00:19:05,955 --> 00:19:09,835 Speaker 1: people tweet all over again, and this crazed his brain 274 00:19:09,955 --> 00:19:13,195 Speaker 1: does not work right phrasing. They will not sit still 275 00:19:13,275 --> 00:19:16,995 Speaker 1: and stand for this is simply the proud boys, stand 276 00:19:17,035 --> 00:19:21,475 Speaker 1: back and stand by, debate answer all over again. Donald 277 00:19:21,515 --> 00:19:25,035 Speaker 1: Trump is an immediate and lethal a threat to this 278 00:19:25,115 --> 00:19:28,355 Speaker 1: country and to the safety of everyone in it. As 279 00:19:28,395 --> 00:19:31,355 Speaker 1: if he were a terrorist holding a gun to the 280 00:19:31,395 --> 00:19:35,795 Speaker 1: head of a baby. The Biden administration, the Garland Department 281 00:19:35,835 --> 00:19:39,395 Speaker 1: of Justice have the means at hand right now to 282 00:19:39,635 --> 00:19:42,995 Speaker 1: save the baby and take the gun away from him 283 00:19:43,275 --> 00:19:48,315 Speaker 1: and contain or overcome whoever and whatever vermin he'd his 284 00:19:48,435 --> 00:19:53,275 Speaker 1: call to create big problems. But every day that those 285 00:19:53,275 --> 00:19:57,395 Speaker 1: means are not used, every day when formality and fear 286 00:19:57,755 --> 00:20:02,555 Speaker 1: and diletentism make us hesitate, the process of using those 287 00:20:02,595 --> 00:20:07,755 Speaker 1: means becomes more difficult and more disruptive and more weighted down. 288 00:20:09,555 --> 00:20:14,035 Speaker 1: But it is always true. The bully does not hit 289 00:20:14,155 --> 00:20:18,075 Speaker 1: you because you hit him first, or because you hit 290 00:20:18,155 --> 00:20:23,915 Speaker 1: him back. The bully hits you because he is a bully. 291 00:20:24,715 --> 00:20:31,035 Speaker 1: He understands only one thing. He defers to only one thing, 292 00:20:32,115 --> 00:20:44,195 Speaker 1: a kick to the crotch September six, two thousand twenty two, 293 00:20:44,195 --> 00:20:47,915 Speaker 1: and obviously it only got worse from there. Trump has 294 00:20:47,955 --> 00:20:51,115 Speaker 1: done everything except on ferral a banner in front of 295 00:20:51,155 --> 00:20:56,555 Speaker 1: Merrick Garland's window that reads, hey, I committed sedition. Indict 296 00:20:56,675 --> 00:21:01,475 Speaker 1: me now? And what did Garland do? Back to October? 297 00:21:02,195 --> 00:21:17,915 Speaker 1: In a moment? Again in real time? In these times 298 00:21:17,915 --> 00:21:21,835 Speaker 1: we are in, we lose detail. So much is happening 299 00:21:21,835 --> 00:21:25,235 Speaker 1: that we forget how often the same thing happens again 300 00:21:25,395 --> 00:21:28,835 Speaker 1: and again and again. Merrick Garland may or may not 301 00:21:29,035 --> 00:21:34,315 Speaker 1: mean well. I no longer care. After Yesterday, October two 302 00:21:34,355 --> 00:21:37,995 Speaker 1: thousand twenty two, this one was titled Mr Attorney General, 303 00:21:38,835 --> 00:21:56,315 Speaker 1: do your goddamned job. Last night Trump confessed he had 304 00:21:56,395 --> 00:22:00,075 Speaker 1: documents at Mari Lago. Last night, Trump boasted he had 305 00:22:00,155 --> 00:22:03,635 Speaker 1: documents at Mari Lago. Last night. Trump said they should 306 00:22:03,635 --> 00:22:05,955 Speaker 1: give it all back to him because it's all his, 307 00:22:06,155 --> 00:22:10,515 Speaker 1: thus contradicting his other claims that material was planted. He 308 00:22:10,635 --> 00:22:14,875 Speaker 1: is openly defying the law. He is all but daring 309 00:22:14,955 --> 00:22:17,995 Speaker 1: Merrick Garland to indict him and arrest him. He is 310 00:22:18,115 --> 00:22:21,475 Speaker 1: campaigning on breaking the law. He is campaigning on getting 311 00:22:21,515 --> 00:22:24,675 Speaker 1: away with breaking the law. He is campaigning to get 312 00:22:24,715 --> 00:22:28,395 Speaker 1: people elected who will protect him from the consequences of 313 00:22:28,475 --> 00:22:33,595 Speaker 1: breaking the law. He is campaigning on the Justice Departments 314 00:22:33,635 --> 00:22:37,555 Speaker 1: on written rule not to indict him while there is campaigning. 315 00:22:38,635 --> 00:22:45,195 Speaker 1: This can wait no longer. Arrest Trump today, Mr Attorney General. 316 00:22:45,635 --> 00:22:51,755 Speaker 1: This this is a god damned confession. I had a 317 00:22:51,795 --> 00:22:55,515 Speaker 1: small number of boxes and storage at Mara Lago guarded 318 00:22:55,515 --> 00:22:58,355 Speaker 1: by Secret Service and my people and everybody I mean 319 00:22:58,555 --> 00:23:00,555 Speaker 1: is safe. There is no crime. You know, there is 320 00:23:00,555 --> 00:23:04,515 Speaker 1: no crime. It's not a crime. And they should give 321 00:23:04,515 --> 00:23:07,435 Speaker 1: me immediately back everything that they've taken from because it's 322 00:23:07,475 --> 00:23:12,355 Speaker 1: mine's they took it from me. Trump last night at 323 00:23:12,395 --> 00:23:16,755 Speaker 1: his clan rally in Mesa, Arizona. For two months now, 324 00:23:16,795 --> 00:23:21,355 Speaker 1: Trump has been simultaneously boasting of committing crimes with impunity 325 00:23:21,435 --> 00:23:25,315 Speaker 1: while stalling in every way imaginable to prevent being prosecuted. 326 00:23:25,355 --> 00:23:27,715 Speaker 1: And at this point his primary accomplice in that is 327 00:23:28,755 --> 00:23:36,195 Speaker 1: Merrick Garland, Mr Attorney General, Do your job, and Mr President, 328 00:23:36,275 --> 00:23:39,235 Speaker 1: if he will not do his job, fire him and 329 00:23:39,235 --> 00:23:42,195 Speaker 1: put somebody in there who will. Because every day this 330 00:23:42,355 --> 00:23:47,035 Speaker 1: goes on Trump's sense of untouchability, his supporters sense of 331 00:23:47,115 --> 00:23:51,795 Speaker 1: untouchability grows, and it is now growing exponentially. And this 332 00:23:51,915 --> 00:23:54,475 Speaker 1: is not merely a question of putting in jail the 333 00:23:54,515 --> 00:23:57,155 Speaker 1: most dangerous criminal in the history of this country, the 334 00:23:57,195 --> 00:23:59,515 Speaker 1: man who has done more damage to our nation than 335 00:23:59,555 --> 00:24:03,195 Speaker 1: all the terrorists put together. This is about the survival 336 00:24:03,275 --> 00:24:08,835 Speaker 1: of the democracy. He confesses, he boasts, he defies, he lies, 337 00:24:09,155 --> 00:24:11,875 Speaker 1: he taunts, he talks out of both sides of his mouth, 338 00:24:11,915 --> 00:24:16,435 Speaker 1: and now we find out he bargains. The New York 339 00:24:16,475 --> 00:24:21,435 Speaker 1: Times reporting that when in one the National Archives began 340 00:24:21,515 --> 00:24:25,955 Speaker 1: to demand the return of its documents, our goddamn documents, 341 00:24:26,275 --> 00:24:28,875 Speaker 1: Trump told advisers that he would agree to return the 342 00:24:28,915 --> 00:24:32,915 Speaker 1: stolen documents provided that the National Archives would then give 343 00:24:33,075 --> 00:24:37,555 Speaker 1: him all the classified documents pertaining to the FBI investigation 344 00:24:37,795 --> 00:24:41,475 Speaker 1: of Trump's two thousand sixteen election interference conspiracy with Russia. 345 00:24:43,555 --> 00:24:46,315 Speaker 1: And we as a nation continue to treat this scumbag 346 00:24:46,395 --> 00:24:50,635 Speaker 1: with kid gloves because there's an election in a month 347 00:24:50,755 --> 00:24:54,635 Speaker 1: in which he's not running, because the real issue here 348 00:24:54,795 --> 00:24:58,275 Speaker 1: is just getting the documents back and secured. And prosecution 349 00:24:58,355 --> 00:25:03,355 Speaker 1: is incidental because there are institutional reluctances to prosecute a 350 00:25:03,435 --> 00:25:07,595 Speaker 1: former president, which translates as if you can prosecute a 351 00:25:07,635 --> 00:25:09,875 Speaker 1: former president, you sure as hell can prosecute a former 352 00:25:09,915 --> 00:25:13,915 Speaker 1: attorney general, right Mark, Because you fear the Republicans will 353 00:25:13,955 --> 00:25:17,435 Speaker 1: investigate the Department of Justice, or the Republicans will investigate 354 00:25:17,475 --> 00:25:20,835 Speaker 1: the White House, or you fear his supporters will riot 355 00:25:22,795 --> 00:25:27,715 Speaker 1: if given a congressional majority, the Republicans will do all that. Anyway, 356 00:25:27,755 --> 00:25:31,675 Speaker 1: They have given up trying to govern anymore. Outrage conspiracy 357 00:25:31,795 --> 00:25:35,555 Speaker 1: theory and the never fulfilled promise of the imminent bombshell 358 00:25:35,635 --> 00:25:41,595 Speaker 1: indictment just around a corner. That's all they are. And 359 00:25:41,675 --> 00:25:46,715 Speaker 1: remember the golden rule of real life. Just because you 360 00:25:46,795 --> 00:25:49,595 Speaker 1: do not hit the bully, that does not mean the 361 00:25:49,635 --> 00:25:54,715 Speaker 1: bully will not hit you. The bully hits you because 362 00:25:54,715 --> 00:25:58,795 Speaker 1: he is a bully. And still the Department of Justice 363 00:25:58,835 --> 00:26:04,195 Speaker 1: investigates and investigates and investigates. Trump confesses, he boasts, he defies, 364 00:26:04,275 --> 00:26:07,635 Speaker 1: he law, is he taunt sea bargains, and we investigate. 365 00:26:08,755 --> 00:26:12,075 Speaker 1: Rolling Stone reported Friday night something that confirmed my analysis 366 00:26:12,115 --> 00:26:14,835 Speaker 1: from Friday morning that the d o J is clearly 367 00:26:14,875 --> 00:26:18,115 Speaker 1: preparing for a search of Trump Tower in New York 368 00:26:18,235 --> 00:26:21,555 Speaker 1: or the Trump golf course and Discount Cemetery in New Jersey. 369 00:26:21,795 --> 00:26:24,115 Speaker 1: Whether it happens or not, they seem to be ready 370 00:26:24,115 --> 00:26:27,955 Speaker 1: for it, quoting federal investigators have asked multiple witnesses if 371 00:26:27,995 --> 00:26:31,515 Speaker 1: they knew whether Trump had stashed any highly sensitive government 372 00:26:31,555 --> 00:26:34,595 Speaker 1: documents at Trump Tower in Manhattan or at his private 373 00:26:34,595 --> 00:26:37,635 Speaker 1: club in ben Binster, New Jersey. As a person familiar 374 00:26:37,675 --> 00:26:40,115 Speaker 1: with the matter, and another source briefed on the situation, 375 00:26:41,155 --> 00:26:44,795 Speaker 1: Rolling Stone continues, the FBI, according to these sources, had 376 00:26:44,795 --> 00:26:47,835 Speaker 1: also asked in recent months whether the ex president had 377 00:26:47,835 --> 00:26:52,795 Speaker 1: a habit of transporting classified documents from his Florida estate, 378 00:26:52,875 --> 00:26:58,155 Speaker 1: Mari Lago to other Trump properties. The images of the 379 00:26:58,235 --> 00:27:04,395 Speaker 1: FBI blocking off Fifth Avenue and swarming through Trump Tower, 380 00:27:05,355 --> 00:27:08,875 Speaker 1: or going to Bedminster and asking, hey, what you got 381 00:27:08,875 --> 00:27:12,115 Speaker 1: in that box buried next to the first t these 382 00:27:12,115 --> 00:27:17,555 Speaker 1: are delightful images until you remember the context we seem 383 00:27:17,635 --> 00:27:21,555 Speaker 1: now to be investigating for the sake of investigating. The 384 00:27:21,635 --> 00:27:25,555 Speaker 1: August eighth search of Mari Lago two months two days 385 00:27:25,555 --> 00:27:30,115 Speaker 1: ago produced reports of missing documents as harrowing as Putin 386 00:27:30,275 --> 00:27:35,195 Speaker 1: or Zelensky or Biden invoking tactical nuclear weapon use in Ukraine. 387 00:27:36,115 --> 00:27:39,955 Speaker 1: The sheer volume of materials stolen was enough to make 388 00:27:39,955 --> 00:27:42,875 Speaker 1: all of us who have long known the worst about Trump. 389 00:27:43,235 --> 00:27:47,675 Speaker 1: Blanche that the compromise from the Department of Justice was 390 00:27:47,715 --> 00:27:51,515 Speaker 1: to say, just leave these one three documents to us, 391 00:27:51,635 --> 00:27:54,955 Speaker 1: and the Special Master can look at all the other documents, 392 00:27:54,955 --> 00:27:57,915 Speaker 1: and Trump can have back and anything else he wants. 393 00:27:58,315 --> 00:28:01,155 Speaker 1: Spoke to the extraordinary nature of those one hundred and 394 00:28:01,235 --> 00:28:04,555 Speaker 1: three documents and what has happened since Mari Lago was 395 00:28:04,915 --> 00:28:10,035 Speaker 1: ed under these circumstances. Trump has fundraised off it. Trump 396 00:28:10,075 --> 00:28:13,555 Speaker 1: has proclaimed himself the victim, the violated, the martyred off 397 00:28:13,595 --> 00:28:16,635 Speaker 1: of it. Trump has boasted off of it. Trump has defied, 398 00:28:16,955 --> 00:28:19,955 Speaker 1: Trump has lied, Trump has taunted, Trump has bargained, and 399 00:28:20,035 --> 00:28:26,115 Speaker 1: Trump has now confessed. And the Department of Justice, it 400 00:28:26,195 --> 00:28:31,515 Speaker 1: has contemplated, It has contemplated more searches instead of arresting 401 00:28:31,515 --> 00:28:34,835 Speaker 1: this creature and frog marching him out of one of 402 00:28:34,875 --> 00:28:40,955 Speaker 1: these fascist rallies, because now Trump is bringing to these 403 00:28:40,995 --> 00:28:45,875 Speaker 1: fascist rallies the kind of pure, unadulterated authoritarianism of people 404 00:28:45,915 --> 00:28:50,835 Speaker 1: like Jim Marchant, fresh from the conspiracies of q and 405 00:28:50,955 --> 00:28:54,835 Speaker 1: On and the Republican candidate for Secretary of State in 406 00:28:54,915 --> 00:28:59,795 Speaker 1: Nevada and the chairman of a coalition of vermin running 407 00:28:59,835 --> 00:29:02,835 Speaker 1: for secretary of State positions around the country whose goal, 408 00:29:02,915 --> 00:29:08,595 Speaker 1: if elected, is to destroy roy elections. So emboldened by 409 00:29:08,595 --> 00:29:12,635 Speaker 1: the last seven years, so emboldened by the failure to 410 00:29:12,715 --> 00:29:17,995 Speaker 1: act against Trump in any way, that at Trump's rally Saturday, 411 00:29:18,035 --> 00:29:23,755 Speaker 1: this scum merchant didn't even pretend anymore that what he 412 00:29:23,915 --> 00:29:27,755 Speaker 1: and the other conspirators were plotting where anything less than 413 00:29:27,795 --> 00:29:32,755 Speaker 1: the overthrow of the American electoral system. Last year, I 414 00:29:33,035 --> 00:29:37,955 Speaker 1: established a mega America first coalition of secretary of state 415 00:29:37,995 --> 00:29:40,795 Speaker 1: candidates around the country. If we get all of our 416 00:29:40,875 --> 00:29:44,355 Speaker 1: secretaries of state elected around the country like this, we 417 00:29:44,435 --> 00:29:51,595 Speaker 1: take our country back. By any means, we have the 418 00:29:51,675 --> 00:29:54,195 Speaker 1: power to act against Trump, and in so doing, to 419 00:29:54,315 --> 00:29:58,155 Speaker 1: send the merchants and his fellow travelers and his little 420 00:29:58,195 --> 00:30:01,315 Speaker 1: bullies scurrying back into the shadows from which they emerged. 421 00:30:02,155 --> 00:30:05,995 Speaker 1: And what are we doing with that power? We are 422 00:30:06,075 --> 00:30:12,835 Speaker 1: waiting Trump's candidate for governor of Arizona. This Carrie Lake 423 00:30:13,475 --> 00:30:16,315 Speaker 1: not only let them take a picture of her last 424 00:30:16,395 --> 00:30:21,315 Speaker 1: night vacuuming the red carpet in front of Trump's photo 425 00:30:21,435 --> 00:30:26,315 Speaker 1: op stand, but she let them tweet it. She could 426 00:30:26,395 --> 00:30:30,755 Speaker 1: not have more loudly screened. I am a subservient member 427 00:30:30,795 --> 00:30:33,915 Speaker 1: of a cult if she had had them tweet out 428 00:30:33,915 --> 00:30:36,875 Speaker 1: a photo of her with a ball gag in her mouth. 429 00:30:39,835 --> 00:30:44,155 Speaker 1: The clock is taking on our ability to save this democracy. 430 00:30:44,235 --> 00:30:48,995 Speaker 1: The time to act is one year and nine months ago. 431 00:30:49,955 --> 00:30:56,115 Speaker 1: The second best time to act is today, unless you 432 00:30:56,155 --> 00:31:08,595 Speaker 1: want Trump to confess. Oh wait, right, he just did again. 433 00:31:08,755 --> 00:31:11,235 Speaker 1: I do not think Merrick Garland should be fired because 434 00:31:11,275 --> 00:31:14,435 Speaker 1: somebody he trusted almost certainly leaked the news of the documents. 435 00:31:14,995 --> 00:31:16,755 Speaker 1: I do not think he should be fired because he 436 00:31:16,835 --> 00:31:19,675 Speaker 1: named a special prosecutor. I do not think he should 437 00:31:19,715 --> 00:31:22,115 Speaker 1: be fired because the two people he put in charge 438 00:31:22,115 --> 00:31:24,035 Speaker 1: of this were a point ease of Trump and therefore 439 00:31:24,075 --> 00:31:26,675 Speaker 1: beholden to him one way or the other. I think 440 00:31:26,715 --> 00:31:31,675 Speaker 1: Merrick Garland should be fired because he's an idiot, because 441 00:31:31,715 --> 00:31:35,875 Speaker 1: perhaps he tried too hard in a time when simplicity 442 00:31:35,915 --> 00:31:38,995 Speaker 1: actually would have worked better. I know this is an 443 00:31:39,035 --> 00:31:41,515 Speaker 1: odd thing to close with. I need the break, even 444 00:31:41,555 --> 00:31:44,475 Speaker 1: if you don't. There is actually a James thurber fable, 445 00:31:44,955 --> 00:31:48,715 Speaker 1: the moral of which applies here. I think it is 446 00:31:48,755 --> 00:31:53,595 Speaker 1: called the Bear who Let It Alone. In the woods 447 00:31:53,755 --> 00:31:56,355 Speaker 1: of the far West, there once lived a brown bear 448 00:31:56,395 --> 00:31:59,875 Speaker 1: who could take it or let it alone, he would 449 00:31:59,875 --> 00:32:03,235 Speaker 1: go into a bar where they sold need, a fermented 450 00:32:03,315 --> 00:32:06,075 Speaker 1: drink made of honey, and he would have just two drinks. 451 00:32:06,875 --> 00:32:08,915 Speaker 1: Then he would put some money on the bar and say, 452 00:32:09,235 --> 00:32:11,475 Speaker 1: see what the bears in the back room will have, 453 00:32:12,235 --> 00:32:15,595 Speaker 1: and he would go home. But finally he took to 454 00:32:15,715 --> 00:32:18,915 Speaker 1: drinking by himself most of the day. He would reel 455 00:32:19,115 --> 00:32:22,835 Speaker 1: home at night, kick over the umbrella stand, knocked down 456 00:32:22,875 --> 00:32:26,635 Speaker 1: the bridge lamps, and ram his elbows through the windows. 457 00:32:27,435 --> 00:32:29,675 Speaker 1: Then he would collapse on the floor and lie there 458 00:32:29,755 --> 00:32:33,715 Speaker 1: until he went to sleep. His wife was greatly distressed 459 00:32:34,275 --> 00:32:38,955 Speaker 1: and his children were very frightened. At length, the bear 460 00:32:39,035 --> 00:32:42,115 Speaker 1: saw the error of his ways and began to reform. 461 00:32:42,235 --> 00:32:44,675 Speaker 1: In the end, he became a famous teetotaler and a 462 00:32:44,755 --> 00:32:48,475 Speaker 1: persistent temperance lecturer. He would tell everybody that came to 463 00:32:48,555 --> 00:32:51,675 Speaker 1: his house about the awful effects of drink, and he 464 00:32:51,675 --> 00:32:54,275 Speaker 1: would boast about how strong and well he had become 465 00:32:54,355 --> 00:32:57,955 Speaker 1: since he gave up touching the stuff. To demonstrate this, 466 00:32:58,395 --> 00:33:00,715 Speaker 1: he would stand on his head and on his hands, 467 00:33:01,275 --> 00:33:04,475 Speaker 1: and he would turn cart wheels in the house, kicking 468 00:33:04,715 --> 00:33:09,035 Speaker 1: for the umbrella stand, knocking down the bridge lamps, and 469 00:33:09,115 --> 00:33:12,955 Speaker 1: ramming his elbows through the windows. Then he would lie 470 00:33:12,955 --> 00:33:17,475 Speaker 1: down on the floor, tired by his healthful exercise, and 471 00:33:17,555 --> 00:33:24,355 Speaker 1: go to sleep. His wife was greatly distressed, and his children. 472 00:33:25,995 --> 00:33:31,995 Speaker 1: We're very frightened. Moral, you might as well fall flat 473 00:33:32,075 --> 00:33:37,675 Speaker 1: on your face as lean over too far backwards. M. 474 00:33:48,595 --> 00:33:52,635 Speaker 1: Good luck to us all. Thank you, good morning, good afternoon, 475 00:33:53,155 --> 00:34:09,115 Speaker 1: good night, and good luck. M. Countdown with Keith Alderman 476 00:34:09,235 --> 00:34:12,715 Speaker 1: is a production of I heart Radio. For more podcasts 477 00:34:12,715 --> 00:34:15,395 Speaker 1: from I heart Radio, visit the i heart Radio app, 478 00:34:15,475 --> 00:34:18,835 Speaker 1: Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.