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Speaker 1: time for your brand new phone tap. And today I

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Speaker 1: call up a guy who's already been chosen as the

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Speaker 1: best man for his buddy's upcoming wedding. Okay, and he's

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Speaker 1: about to find out I'm gonna be the new co

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Speaker 1: best man. Oh no, wow, man, even though we've never

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Speaker 1: met before, I tell him, don't worry. I've already taken

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Speaker 1: care of all the bachelor party planning you have. Why Well,

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Speaker 1: because the groom likes me more. That's just a fact.

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Speaker 1: So will this bachelor party be super lit or maybe

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Speaker 1: super lame? If it's up to me, we might know

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Speaker 1: which one it is? Yeah, right, we're gonna find out

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Speaker 1: in your brand new phone tap. That happens right now.

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Speaker 1: Another on the twenties. Hello, Hey, it's Sam. What's up?

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Speaker 1: Who's this? You know? Sam? I was supposed to call

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Speaker 1: you to play in Chad's bachelor party. I guess we're

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Speaker 1: gonna be co best men together. Co bestis right, right,

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Speaker 1: right right? He did mention that. Yeah, I'm so excited, dude. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it's gonna be great. So are you from out of town?

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Speaker 1: I don't think i've met you before. Yeah. I love

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Speaker 1: out of state, but really looking forward to meeting you. Man.

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Speaker 1: Chad says you're really cool. Yeah, so, um, what's up?

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Speaker 1: How can I help you? I mean, I know we're

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Speaker 1: supposed to talk about bachelor party ideas, so uh yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: Chad said that you were holding the money and then

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Speaker 1: I was gonna come up with the ideas so that

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Speaker 1: we could do them. Yeah, he did say that, but

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Speaker 1: I just went ahead and booked everything, so we're all good.

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Speaker 1: Um wait what did you book? Yeah? No, I mean

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Speaker 1: I know we're supposed to talk it out, but why

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Speaker 1: would you do that. I'm just trying to step up

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Speaker 1: and do my part as co best man. So wait,

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Speaker 1: but you're not supposed to do mike parts. I mean,

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Speaker 1: if we're copus man, there's a part that I'm supposed

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Speaker 1: to do, and that was my part. I know, but

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Speaker 1: like I kind of know Chad better than you do.

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Speaker 1: And so I came up with these awesome ideas. Excuse me,

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Speaker 1: I've known Chad since we elementary school. Well, I kind

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Speaker 1: of known him since before then, since we were like,

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Speaker 1: you know, sperm so what you know, we go way back?

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Speaker 1: All right, man, tell many ideas because I'm not cool

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Speaker 1: with this and I still want to do my ideas. Okay, first,

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Speaker 1: we're all gonna get super drunk. You with me, dude,

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Speaker 1: that's like so basic. Well no, that's just the beginning part.

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Speaker 1: We get super drunk, and even think Chad likes to

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Speaker 1: drink them. Hold dude, just hear me out. Okay, super drunk,

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Speaker 1: tons of yager. Then we go get a group tattoo. No, dude,

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Speaker 1: that's a stupid idea. That's like what you see in

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Speaker 1: the movies. It's not like an actual bachelor party idea.

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Speaker 1: That that's idiotic. You already paid for that, I did.

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Speaker 1: I already put down the deposit, so we'll get the

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Speaker 1: deposit back. Then. Well, I already put it down, So

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Speaker 1: get two thousand bucks two thousand bus tattoos? Are you

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Speaker 1: playing a gag here? Man? Well look look see dude,

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Speaker 1: just relax, Okay, Chad loves birds, and I thought it'd

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Speaker 1: be really funny to have a seagull chasing a pelican

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Speaker 1: over a volcano. Pop it right on all our backs. Dude,

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Speaker 1: that is a horrible idea. What are you talking about?

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Speaker 1: Seagulls and pelicans? And it's got a volcano, so it's manly,

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Speaker 1: it's cool. If you really put two thousand dollars on

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Speaker 1: you need to get that back right now because I'm

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Speaker 1: freaking out inside and I can't deal with this right now.

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Speaker 1: It's just like, what is your problem? Okay, okay, money Max,

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Speaker 1: Just chill, dude. Okay, we'll put a pin in that.

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Speaker 1: We'll come back to it, all right. You hear my

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Speaker 1: second idea? That was all one idea. Yeah, first the tattoos,

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Speaker 1: and then second we get even more drunk, go to

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Speaker 1: the nearest mall, and then this challenge is awesome. Chad's

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Speaker 1: gonna be super wasted and he's gonna have to kidnap

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Speaker 1: a kid. What are you doing right now? No, no, dud, dude, dude,

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Speaker 1: don't worry, don't worry. Okay, it's all set up. I

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Speaker 1: know this chick that's gonna let us kidnap our kid

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Speaker 1: for an hour and once you left the phone here

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Speaker 1: I'm probably calling the SPI because this is insane. Like, what, dude,

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Speaker 1: that's such a good idea. Called the FBI and have

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Speaker 1: Chad arrested. No, yes, I like where your head's app bro,

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Speaker 1: I'm calling because you can get me into some man. No, dude,

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Speaker 1: we're not gonna do anything weird with the kid. We're

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Speaker 1: just gonna kidnap him. Not say what are you talking about? Dude,

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Speaker 1: I'm paying with the phone right now having this conversation.

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Speaker 1: I'm just hold on, hold on. You haven't even heard

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Speaker 1: my last idea yet. This is where it gets really

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Speaker 1: really good, dude, I don't want to hear it. All right, Well,

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Speaker 1: so three of Chad's exes are going to be waiting

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Speaker 1: for him in a hotel room. What the hold on,

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Speaker 1: I've got a video camera. I mean, who knows, maybe

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Speaker 1: he'll even hook up with one. No, hold on, So

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Speaker 1: are you saying you like the kidnapping of the kid

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Speaker 1: idea better? I mean, we don't have to do the

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Speaker 1: hotel ex girlfriend stuff. No, I'm gonna calling the police. Well, yeah,

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Speaker 1: you could do that, or I could just tell you

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Speaker 1: it's a joke. No, no, no, not that. The whole

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Speaker 1: phone calls a joke. Okay, I'm not really the co

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Speaker 1: best man with you. What this is actually Jeffrey from

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Speaker 1: Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning doing a phone tap

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Speaker 1: on you. No. Yeah, Chad said that you were stressing

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Speaker 1: out about planning his bachelor party. He wanted us to

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Speaker 1: prank you. Oh my god, Oh my god, dad too.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna call that mother right now. Okay, yeah, let's

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Speaker 1: both converse bachelor party, get a little drun, kidnaps and kids.

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Speaker 1: It's gonna be fun. Oh my god, dude, don't be approved.

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