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Speaker 1: Hour with Ben Maller starts right now in the air everywhere.

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Speaker 1: The Fifth Hour with Ben Maller and Danny G. Welcome

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Speaker 1: into the audio box that rocks from such a rocking dude,

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Speaker 1: but not a Fox Sports radio production. No, this is iHeartMedia.

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Speaker 1: I got it all the game. Big difference, Big difference here,

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Speaker 1: Danny G. Big difference. And we are slaving away over

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Speaker 1: latest edition of the fifth Hour, We've got Doctor Seuss

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Speaker 1: a drink. Once again, fantastic show with great chemistry. Top

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Speaker 1: fifty from and you get the same amount of food

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Speaker 1: as the Canny Ac combo. Nice. That's a little cheat

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Speaker 1: code you can do. I also in one of these

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Speaker 1: things I was watching, they said to get fresh bread

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Speaker 1: at McDonald's. If you order a burger, substitute the bun

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Speaker 1: for a fish filet bun. I forget what it's called

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Speaker 1: but that's a fresher bun, the fish filet bun. They

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Speaker 1: toast it. Got it? Oh that makes sense. Yeah, so

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Speaker 1: we might have to talk about that. I feel like

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Speaker 1: that's the kind of stuff that the people that like

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Speaker 1: this podcast could use. Yeah, I've got a lot of intel. Now,

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Speaker 1: I got a lot of cheat codes. I'm gonna have

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Speaker 1: to write some notes down here and things I've learned. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I know we both have some life acts, especially with food.

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Speaker 1: The one time I had McDonald this past week, I

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Speaker 1: used that app ben an ice latte, a double burger nuggets,

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Speaker 1: and I saved half of the food to eat after

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Speaker 1: my radio shift. And it costs six dollars and sixty

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Speaker 1: eight cents. That's great. Yeah, and all that costs you

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Speaker 1: was McDonald's having all of your contacts. That's it. And

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Speaker 1: so they've got all your contact your way, they're blocked.

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Speaker 1: Go go to your settings. They don't have my contacts.

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Speaker 1: They don't have access to my camera either. Oh here, yeah, here,

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Speaker 1: all right, let's get to our friend, Ohio al Well,

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Speaker 1: do a few pop goes the culture. All right, thank

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Speaker 1: you for that, the great Ohio al Well. Here's a

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Speaker 1: fun story out of the Australian Outback, raining fish l

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Speaker 1: from the sky in a remote part of Australia's outback.

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Speaker 1: See what isn't that out of the Bible. I think

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Speaker 1: that's a Bible story, isn't it? Yeah, fish raining down

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Speaker 1: from the sky. It happened, It has happened again. Apparent

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Speaker 1: it's small town in Australians, Australia's northern territory. That's a

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Speaker 1: lot the town. I'm not I'm not gonna even trying

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Speaker 1: to pronounce this l A J A M A n

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Speaker 1: U who. This population is very small. When I say

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Speaker 1: small remote town, I'm not kidding at all. They say

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Speaker 1: the population is like just under six hundred people the

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Speaker 1: last census. It's a very remote area. And so the

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Speaker 1: fish started falling from the sky. This this happened in

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Speaker 1: twenty ten, and in twenty oh four and other times

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Speaker 1: dating back to the nineteen seventies. Raining fish was first

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Speaker 1: recorded recorded there in nineteen means it has also happened

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Speaker 1: in Texas. So they claim that there's an underlying meteorological

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Speaker 1: mechanism that leads to raining fish are there. It's simple

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Speaker 1: and complex, so there's a lot to it. But it's complex,

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Speaker 1: so the storms pass over a streamer, a pond, or

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Speaker 1: a large body of water, they pick up fish into

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Speaker 1: the updraft of a tornado. So these fish go into

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Speaker 1: a tornado and waila, people get pelted down with fish.

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Speaker 1: That's some flying sushi. That's gotta be like your fish nightmare, right,

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Speaker 1: Like you're a fish, you get you're in a tornado

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Speaker 1: and you get shot out of a tornado. Crazy. They say.

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Speaker 1: This actually happened in San Francisco last year. There are

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Speaker 1: record instances of birds dropping so many fish from the

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Speaker 1: sky that it is mistaken for raining fish. That has

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Speaker 1: happened as well. So there you go in the remote town,

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Speaker 1: this remote town in Australia. Everything lines up perfectly and

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Speaker 1: they get fish raining down. I have a lot of

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Speaker 1: animal stories this week, and pop goes to the coast.

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Speaker 1: This would be a good animal Thunderdome. New York City

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Speaker 1: wildlife officials pulling out a four foot alligator out of

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Speaker 1: a lake in Brooklyn Park. Danny, Oh, nice, isn't this

484
00:30:22,800 --> 00:30:24,920
Speaker 1: the urban legend we've heard? Well, that's why the teenage

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Speaker 1: mutant ninja turtles, right, Michelangelo and them living in the sewers,

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Speaker 1: living underground. Yeah, yeah, but this is legit. There's a

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Speaker 1: large alligator captured underneath New York City, and this is

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Speaker 1: not the first time it's happened. A maintenance worker in

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Speaker 1: Brooklyn's Prospect Park got quite the surprise. They're spotting the

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Speaker 1: four foot long gator that was pulled out of the

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Speaker 1: lake that happened over last weekend. Now do you think

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Speaker 1: this was somebody's pet and they let it go? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: they're they're not sure. That is one of the theories

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Speaker 1: that they believe that you got like a little baby

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Speaker 1: gator and then the thing just kept eating and next

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Speaker 1: thing you know, you're like, whoa wait a minute here,

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna send you a picture. This is not This

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Speaker 1: is not just a tiny, little like small game. This

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Speaker 1: is like a full sized gator. Like if you saw that,

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Speaker 1: you'd be like, oh, that's kind of messed up, man, Like,

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Speaker 1: what's going on with that? Right? That's a that's a

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Speaker 1: fair sized thing. Especially when you're in New York You're like,

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Speaker 1: what the hell? Man? Oh yeah, yeah, that doesn't even

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Speaker 1: look like a baby. That looks like a teenager. Yeah,

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00:31:37,400 --> 00:31:41,600
Speaker 1: that's a teenage mutant ninja alligator. That's what that is.

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Speaker 1: So I'll have to tell my my family lives in

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Speaker 1: the city there you might want to avoid. I don't

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Speaker 1: think they go in the subway or the sewer anyway.

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Speaker 1: Here's an odd one. A Florida bill would band dogs

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Speaker 1: from sticking their heads out car windows. Oh, come on,

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Speaker 1: that's the right of passage. Yeah. Yeah, some animal rights

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Speaker 1: wackos actually think this is a good idea because apparently Danny,

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Speaker 1: although this has never happened to any dog I've had,

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Speaker 1: occasionally the dog does go flying and gets injured, and

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Speaker 1: they like some dogs die from falling out of the

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Speaker 1: All right, this is a little too much, though. I mean,

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Speaker 1: then that's on the owner because you shouldn't have the

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Speaker 1: window down all the way, says if the bill passes

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Speaker 1: in Florida, the dogs must also be on a harness

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Speaker 1: or in a pet seat belt when traveling in the

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Speaker 1: carfarf thinking, and they claim it with prohibit dog owners

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Speaker 1: and allow the pet to extend. They can't extend your

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Speaker 1: head out, I guess you could, it says here. They

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Speaker 1: would allow the pet to extend its head or any

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Speaker 1: body part out of the vehicle while the person's operation.

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Speaker 1: So they wouldn't actually they wouldn'tess confusing the way this

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Speaker 1: is written. But if you get ding with this animal abuse,

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Speaker 1: you're in trouble for animal abuse. If if this law passes, Oh,

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00:33:07,160 --> 00:33:11,040
Speaker 1: come on, that's a little much, a little much, all right,

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Speaker 1: what is next? On? Pop goes the culture. Oh, here's

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Speaker 1: one science. Why do zebras have stripes? Nanny? Because polka

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00:33:21,280 --> 00:33:25,080
Speaker 1: dots were already taken. Yeah. No, scientists believe they have

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Speaker 1: finally figured out one of the great mysteries of the

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Speaker 1: Western world why zebras have the unique outline stripes. And

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Speaker 1: it turns out it is apparently a natural horse fly repellent.

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Speaker 1: There's a new study on the animals for it reveals

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Speaker 1: that these stark black and white stripes and small dark

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Speaker 1: patches are very effective at warding off attacks from the

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Speaker 1: disease spreading insects. So all because of a horsefly, you

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Speaker 1: should make backets that look like zebras. Then the University

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Speaker 1: of Bristol in the United Kingdom the UK there deducted

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Speaker 1: that these thin stripes on the zebra's backs served to

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Speaker 1: minimize the size of the dark patches and the flies

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Speaker 1: that they don't find it an appealing. So there you go.

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Speaker 1: That's that's one of the great mysteries. All right, very good,

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Speaker 1: we'll get out on that. Anything to promote here, Danny

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Speaker 1: on a Saturday. You're done with saturdays, right, You're you're

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00:34:30,880 --> 00:34:34,799
Speaker 1: out on saturdays now. I'm on call right now, I'm

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00:34:34,800 --> 00:34:39,680
Speaker 1: gonna be on call. What's funny, man, you're fired. Well,

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00:34:39,760 --> 00:34:45,040
Speaker 1: I'm not on call. He's sitting inside. I know. I'm

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00:34:45,040 --> 00:34:46,799
Speaker 1: at the age now where I don't want to drive

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Speaker 1: in the rain. Danny, I've reached the age now or

553
00:34:48,880 --> 00:34:51,759
Speaker 1: when it rains, I'm out. I'm gonna stay home. That's it.

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00:34:52,000 --> 00:34:55,600
Speaker 1: I'm not going anywhere. I'm at that age. So that

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Speaker 1: after almost dying driving to work that one time a

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Speaker 1: few weeks ago, I said, that's it. I'm done. Anyway,

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Speaker 1: have a great rest of your day today. We will

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Speaker 1: catch you again on the Mailbag Sunday podcast. We thank

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Speaker 1: you for supporting the podcast. Tell a friend, let's get

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Speaker 1: to that four hundred mark on the reviews, and we

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Speaker 1: will talk to you next time later. Skater bo Felician