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Speaker 1: Hey, welcome to the brand new full show on the

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Speaker 1: Official Brook and Jeffrey Podcast. And Jeffrey is on fire

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Speaker 1: right now. Can yes last week's uh.

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Speaker 2: I don't want to say diarrhea song of the week?

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Speaker 2: What was it called? Yes? Whatever? He called me? Yes, Yes,

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Speaker 2: it with mega viral.

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Speaker 1: Thank you everyone for watching Sherry and this week, dude,

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Speaker 1: he is on topic, on point again because he's singing

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Speaker 1: about well the most beloved feral raccoon out there.

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Speaker 2: Definitely stick around for it.

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Speaker 1: I mean I saw some comments saying Jeffrey's next song

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Speaker 1: of the week better be about Jimothy.

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Speaker 2: He knows.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, Okay, it's funny because Jeffie dow Jimothy or He'll

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Speaker 3: be like or the holiday from three hundred years ago.

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Speaker 1: We forgot about all right. We got that plus a

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Speaker 1: brand new second Date update, a lot of fun on

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Speaker 2: But first comments.

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Speaker 4: Moon commented that they got the Olive Garden pass.

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Speaker 2: You're like a celebrity, and.

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Speaker 4: They said, I would have never if y'all didn't mention

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Speaker 5: But we couldn't even get one.

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Speaker 2: I'm mad because that makes it sound so easy. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: so hard.

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Speaker 1: We all tried to log in as soon as it opened,

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Speaker 1: and we were like one hundred thousand people ahead of

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Speaker 1: you in line, eighty thousand people ahead of you.

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Speaker 5: If you sell us your past, Brook will give you

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Speaker 5: one hundred dollars more than what you paid.

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Speaker 1: Oh that doesn't make the password to then, why you anything,

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Speaker 1: Alexis Yeah, all right, let's get to your brand new

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Speaker 1: full show right now.

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Speaker 6: Hello, and good morning to our one and only remaining listener.

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Speaker 6: Thank god they're in a coma and physically can't turn

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Speaker 6: the radio.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, we appreciate it.

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Speaker 5: Hospital dude.

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Speaker 1: If that nursing staff goes against us, I swear seriously.

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Speaker 6: It's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning. And quick question

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Speaker 6: for the room. Is it okay or not okay to

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Speaker 6: take a phone call on a plane mid flight?

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Speaker 2: Not okaygency, you're not supposed to have your phone on.

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Speaker 7: Well, here's some interesting news.

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Speaker 6: British Airways and Virgin Atlantic have already said yes to it. No.

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Speaker 7: In fact, several.

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Speaker 6: Foreign airlines are cool with Wi Fi calls as long

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Speaker 6: as you keep your voice somewhat reasonable guys.

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Speaker 5: No.

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Speaker 7: As for the US, well, Congress is involved.

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Speaker 5: Oh so you know that's not going to be a problem.

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Speaker 2: So they've got to figure out how to make a

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Speaker 2: phone call first.

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Speaker 6: Well, they're trying to pass a new bipartisan bill. Alexis

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Speaker 6: explained what bipartisan is real quick.

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Speaker 2: Alright, we don't have time.

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Speaker 4: Sorry, sorry, podcast I she knows too much about it.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, a good call. But anyway, this new bill would

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Speaker 6: officially ban all phone and video calls on airplanes in

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Speaker 6: the United States. But so us, come on, guys, we

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Speaker 6: can text, We can message for just a little bit,

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Speaker 6: all right, But the question is why are we zigging

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Speaker 6: when everybody else on the planet is zagging?

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Speaker 1: Because we are so loud on the phone. Have you

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Speaker 7: Yeah, you guys are onto it.

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Speaker 6: They say it's a quote safety issue, Yeah, because Americans

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Speaker 6: they're worried more passenger fights would break out because of it.

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Speaker 7: That's how Congress feels.

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Speaker 4: What if someone call us for a second date update

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Speaker 4: from the plane?

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Speaker 6: Yeah, drama.

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Speaker 5: I love that.

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Speaker 6: What are the airlines think about it?

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Speaker 7: Quietly, they're okay with it because they could charge you

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, sign up for the Wi Fi plan.

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Speaker 7: So we'll see what happens.

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Speaker 6: But that's where we are with taking cell phone calls

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Speaker 7: Now let's get into the.

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Speaker 6: Shock collar question of the day with Jake, who has

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Speaker 6: nobody else. So Jake, let's do it.

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Speaker 8: If you didn't notice the movie The Odyssey crushed at

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Speaker 8: all my algorithm, bringing in one hundred and twenty three

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Speaker 8: million dollars starring legendary actor Matt Damon. Then, coincidentally, twenty

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Speaker 8: eight years ago, on this very day, he played the

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Speaker 8: role of Private Ryan in the classic film Shaving Ryan's Privates.

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Speaker 8: I never saw it.

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Speaker 2: There's one really intense scene.

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Speaker 7: Made me cry.

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Speaker 8: This man has survived war zones, deep spays, running.

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Speaker 8: Tons of running in these movies, and he's still going strong.

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Speaker 8: And that's why, in honor of one of Hollywood's most

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Speaker 8: Damon edition of twenty of twenty. Now you'll say number

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Speaker 8: in the game. We'll start with the woman who doesn't

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Speaker 8: absolutely kill a Boston accent, and she's committed to answering

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Speaker 4: So I could copy. Yeah, I'll take seven.

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Speaker 8: Not that I'm blown away by you every day. Alexis

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Speaker 8: all right, number seven. In nineteen ninety seven, Matt Damon

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Speaker 8: did a movie with his best buddy Ben Affleck where

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Speaker 9: Now?

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Speaker 8: Give me the name of the infamous three word movie title,

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Speaker 8: or what legendary comedian also starred in it? Either no help.

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Speaker 5: From the room?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know legendary comedian.

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Speaker 4: So we're just gonna count that.

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Speaker 2: Wow, he loved Is he in Goodwill Hunting?

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Speaker 4: That's the only movie I can think of?

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Speaker 2: Is that a like?

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Speaker 7: I don't know, I can't a Boston accent?

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Speaker 2: Is Will Hunting? Not any accent?

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Speaker 8: Alexis says Goodwill Hunting. I think she said Goodwill.

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Speaker 2: It's with Robin Williams.

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Speaker 8: Oh, legend all right, Alexis got hers right, Brooke wherever

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Speaker 8: you seven has been chosen. Faugh, I'm gonna ask that, Brook.

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Speaker 8: Don't you do a Boston You might have to bleep.

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Speaker 8: This is multiple choice. Matt Damon when his first Academy

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Speaker 8: awarded just twenty seven years old. Yeah, Lexus, what did

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Speaker 8: he win it for? Was it Best Actor, Best Director,

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Speaker 8: Best Screenplay or best use of RCF resting confused face?

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Speaker 1: Okay, I mean he is good at resting confused face, Like,

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Speaker 8: One of the best squinters I've ever seen?

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Speaker 1: Yes, but I think it was for Goodwill Hunting because

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Speaker 1: I remember him and Ben Affleck accepting an award together

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Speaker 8: Brook thinks it's a screenplay. It was the screenplay for

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Speaker 8: Goodwill Hunting. They did co accept the award together and

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Speaker 8: got theirs right, Jose Rover, you four and seven, they're

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Speaker 8: off the board. Number eight another multiple choice. Matt Damon

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Speaker 8: appeared in the most interesting? Is it the Ocean's franchise,

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Speaker 8: even the Jason Bourne series, the Avengers movies or The

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Speaker 6: Oh man, I only saw the first Jason Bourne.

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Speaker 5: Isn't there like four of them? I don't know, That's

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Speaker 5: I'm gonna go with Jason Bourne?

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Speaker 6: Jose thinks.

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Speaker 8: Matt Damon's appeared mostly in the Jason Bourne series. Yes,

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Speaker 8: he's played Jason Bourne in five different films. More coming

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Speaker 2: I got watch it Jason Bourn again and again.

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Speaker 8: Brook, Please keep it down.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, Jeffrey were over to you fifteen.

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Speaker 8: Matt Damon famously turned down starring in which movie, a

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Speaker 6: What film was?

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Speaker 8: Was it Avatar, Titanic, Iron Man, or Alvid in The

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Speaker 8: Chipmunks End Game? This time it's Nutty?

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Speaker 6: Oh my god? Okay, well, I'm guessing probably because he

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Speaker 6: He turned down Titanic.

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Speaker 2: Wait, time, like goodwill hunting.

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Speaker 8: an awful guest, Jeffrey. Jeffrey says Titanic, It was an

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Speaker 4: He's so poor, that's so sick.

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Speaker 8: After that means Jeffrey has lost Today's Plenty of twenty.

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Speaker 6: Well, since I lost, I get to choose who gets

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Speaker 7: It's gonna be booked.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, idiot, hand touching hands.

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Speaker 5: Reach out.

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Speaker 2: Jeff day that day.

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Speaker 6: All right, well that's your failure of a shock collar

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Speaker 2: Thanks to me.

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Speaker 6: Jeffrey in the morning, looking for a job.

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Speaker 7: You're not alone. It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, why are they saying this because a shocking one

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Speaker 2: Which is can that include my children?

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Speaker 6: It does get those kids working. That's more than during

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Speaker 6: COVID or during the Great Recession.

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Speaker 7: We've done it.

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Speaker 2: What that's nuts.

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Speaker 5: I didn't realize that.

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Speaker 7: Good for us?

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Speaker 6: Okay, but there's one woman who got laid off in

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Speaker 6: Out of Colorado residence in the neighborhood of Gold Hill

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Speaker 6: So what are you do in that situation? Do you

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Speaker 5: There, not just bear. I do that when I'm scared too.

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Speaker 7: That's fair.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, let's go to an ex lazer story out of

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Speaker 6: food News. Yes, you ever thought ranch dressing just wasn't

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Speaker 2: I mean it's not No one's ever thought of it exciting.

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Speaker 6: If you have wild wings. Is here to fix that

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Speaker 6: It's the first ranch concoction that actually explodes in your mouth.

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Speaker 6: It's like it's in a package like pop Rocks exactly

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Speaker 2: Oh what wow ranch?

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Speaker 6: And they say it tastes great sprinkled directly onto your wings,

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Speaker 6: Pop and Ranch will launch just ahead of National Chicken

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Speaker 6: Buffalo Wings is going to celebrate by offering free wings

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Speaker 6: If in the meantime, if you want to get your

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Speaker 6: Wild Wings for only ninety nine cents per packet.

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Speaker 2: Well, I'm going to tell you for that price, I'd

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Speaker 6: Yeah, why not, let's go to your final laser story

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Speaker 6: out of restroom mania.

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Speaker 2: Oh no, I don't want to go there.

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Speaker 6: Jef Gut Health brand has gone viral for the toilet

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Speaker 6: shoes that they just released.

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Speaker 5: Toilet shoes.

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Speaker 6: Well, actually they're called s word shoes, so toilet's a

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Speaker 2: For what do you actually stepping dog do?

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Speaker 7: No' i'llmost show you a picture to the host.

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Speaker 6: It'll be up on our Instagram at Brook and Jeffrey, Please.

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Speaker 5: Don't tell me this is in case of an emergency.

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Speaker 2: No, it's like a squatty potty.

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Speaker 6: They're effectively a seven inch tall heel.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, the platforms, let's be accurate, jeff.

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Speaker 6: And they got little places to slip your feet and

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Speaker 6: as you do a number two A mobile squatty party.

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Speaker 2: Yeah it is.

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Speaker 1: I like the front of it says let loose, Yeah, yea.

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Speaker 6: How you will?

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Speaker 1: Is there male styles because this is a very female

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Speaker 6: Well, I'll tell you these shoes are not geared towards

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Speaker 2: Okay, it's a squatty. I don't know.

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Speaker 1: I bet they're the next big fashion item.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, let's lose keV.

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Speaker 6: These toilet shoes were made available, but they went so

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Speaker 7: The initial run is already sold out. You suck so beneficial.

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Speaker 6: They are taking pre orders for the next match though,

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Speaker 2: Oh wow, dude crazy.

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Speaker 4: You could just get your own heels this high and wear,

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Speaker 2: And put it back.

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Speaker 6: What if they have red underneath on the bottom side

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Speaker 7: Instead, he just crawls around the office.

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Speaker 6: And oh look at that. He left a little present

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Speaker 6: and Brooks salad bowl.

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Speaker 2: Oh b h in the bowl.

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Speaker 6: I'm sure she's not going to notice this. That means

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Speaker 6: La Stories has come to an end for the day.

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Speaker 6: We'll do it again, same time on Monday, Brook.

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Speaker 4: And Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 6: You worked so hard to get that summer body. Well,

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Speaker 6: now it's time to.

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Speaker 7: Blow it up by heading over to the State Fair.

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Speaker 6: Try get yourself a mouthful of deep fried something and

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Speaker 6: if a bacon wrapped glitter twinkie doesn't do it for

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Speaker 7: That was so last year.

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Speaker 6: We got a list of the hot new food abominations

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Speaker 6: and you won't believe the latest thing that they're deep frying.

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Speaker 6: It even won an award this year, and you're gonna

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Speaker 7: It's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 6: Follow us at Brook and Jeffrey wherever you get your

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Speaker 2: Just tell us what to do, jeff don't do it.

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Speaker 8: Please tell them you don't know what to do.

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Speaker 6: If you feel like it, go check it out, rate

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Speaker 5: Yeah you should.

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Speaker 6: I can't believe it snuck up on me again. It's

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Speaker 2: Already? Where did summer go?

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Speaker 7: You know how it is?

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Speaker 6: Loop to loop rides, prize winning pigs, that's right, and

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Speaker 7: But more importantly, who cares? It's State Fair season.

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Speaker 6: And more than anything, State Fair showcase all the foods

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Speaker 7: And that's why today.

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Speaker 6: We're going to look at the latest state Fair food

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Speaker 1: Okay, I feel like this is always a precursor to

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Speaker 5: That is such a good point.

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Speaker 6: The first one lives at the Florida State Fair and

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Speaker 6: I can't remember if they had this at last year's

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Speaker 7: It's called the pop Rocks pickle.

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Speaker 8: I'm gonna throw up, I'll I'll.

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Speaker 7: Describe it to you.

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Speaker 6: It's a kosher pickle rolled in a free roll up,

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Speaker 6: covered in chocolate and dusted with Pop Rocks candy.

457
00:22:05,000 --> 00:22:07,240
Speaker 5: Imagine the satisfaction you got salting this.

458
00:22:09,480 --> 00:22:12,600
Speaker 2: And were you really on the kool aid pickle trend too?

459
00:22:12,920 --> 00:22:13,679
Speaker 5: I never tried it.

460
00:22:13,800 --> 00:22:15,639
Speaker 2: Yeah, this is a no for me.

461
00:22:17,440 --> 00:22:20,040
Speaker 6: Well, we're not accepting that, Brooke. We're only taking Yay

462
00:22:20,160 --> 00:22:22,159
Speaker 6: Naise or Hay neighbors.

463
00:22:22,560 --> 00:22:24,440
Speaker 2: I still don't know if Hay neighbor is a good

464
00:22:24,520 --> 00:22:24,840
Speaker 2: or a bad.

465
00:22:25,560 --> 00:22:26,480
Speaker 7: It's fantastic.

466
00:22:26,640 --> 00:22:28,399
Speaker 6: I'm going yeah, yeah, I hear you.

467
00:22:29,000 --> 00:22:29,920
Speaker 7: There's an a over there.

468
00:22:30,200 --> 00:22:32,560
Speaker 6: But you can also have the option to substitute pop

469
00:22:32,640 --> 00:22:35,520
Speaker 6: rocks for fruity pebbles or hot cheetos instead.

470
00:22:35,640 --> 00:22:38,800
Speaker 4: Gross, wow, appetite, that's what that wasn't a photo?

471
00:22:39,200 --> 00:22:44,960
Speaker 1: Hell, maybe you want to dip in all three.

472
00:22:46,080 --> 00:22:47,520
Speaker 7: That's Florida's best for you.

473
00:22:47,520 --> 00:22:52,720
Speaker 6: Your next state fair food mashup comes from Oklahoma. This

474
00:22:53,000 --> 00:22:56,760
Speaker 6: is brand new. That's how you're gonna feel about it.

475
00:22:56,760 --> 00:22:58,680
Speaker 6: It's called insect pizza.

476
00:22:59,280 --> 00:22:59,760
Speaker 10: Ew.

477
00:23:00,200 --> 00:23:01,520
Speaker 7: Now, before you get too ghost.

478
00:23:01,320 --> 00:23:04,800
Speaker 6: Out, remember in many parts of the world people eat

479
00:23:04,880 --> 00:23:06,080
Speaker 6: insects for protein.

480
00:23:06,480 --> 00:23:07,840
Speaker 5: Pizza is gonna kill me, Jeff.

481
00:23:08,440 --> 00:23:11,760
Speaker 6: Two years ago, we tried chocolate covered cicadas for the show.

482
00:23:12,119 --> 00:23:14,040
Speaker 7: But is Oklahoma taking this too far?

483
00:23:14,119 --> 00:23:18,479
Speaker 6: Because here they're putting devenomized scorpions as their pizza.

484
00:23:20,520 --> 00:23:22,440
Speaker 1: It is gonna be the one guy in your group

485
00:23:22,520 --> 00:23:26,480
Speaker 1: that's like, oh, hey, bro, you got a stinger stuck

486
00:23:26,480 --> 00:23:27,040
Speaker 1: in your tube.

487
00:23:27,359 --> 00:23:30,840
Speaker 6: But they are edible. They're obviously protein packed and a

488
00:23:30,880 --> 00:23:34,400
Speaker 6: lot crunchier than normal pepperoni. You're gonna get a yayy

489
00:23:34,440 --> 00:23:36,360
Speaker 6: hey nighbor on insect pizza.

490
00:23:36,560 --> 00:23:38,240
Speaker 2: Do you know the flavor of us?

491
00:23:38,320 --> 00:23:42,040
Speaker 7: Maybe before I vote crunchy, I'm.

492
00:23:41,840 --> 00:23:43,640
Speaker 2: Gonna go nay.

493
00:23:44,000 --> 00:23:47,640
Speaker 4: Yeah, but it'd be great at a Halloween party. Oh yeah,

494
00:23:47,680 --> 00:23:48,320
Speaker 4: that's true.

495
00:23:48,200 --> 00:23:50,480
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's true if they ground it up and just

496
00:23:50,480 --> 00:23:52,639
Speaker 2: put it in a tube like all the other meats

497
00:23:52,640 --> 00:23:53,119
Speaker 2: that we like.

498
00:23:53,240 --> 00:23:56,840
Speaker 6: And we're talking about the craziest foods that are being

499
00:23:56,880 --> 00:23:59,639
Speaker 6: offered at state fairs around the country this year. Now

500
00:23:59,720 --> 00:24:02,680
Speaker 6: let's over to Arizona, and I have a feeling you're

501
00:24:02,680 --> 00:24:05,280
Speaker 6: gonna like this one a lot better. It's called the

502
00:24:05,320 --> 00:24:13,720
Speaker 6: watermelon taco, basically a big triangle watermelon wedge with the

503
00:24:13,760 --> 00:24:16,040
Speaker 6: center part of it hollowed out so that part acts

504
00:24:16,080 --> 00:24:19,000
Speaker 6: as the taco shell, and then the inside is stuffed

505
00:24:19,040 --> 00:24:22,399
Speaker 6: with pineapple doll whip and taheen.

506
00:24:23,600 --> 00:24:25,000
Speaker 7: With an edible straw.

507
00:24:25,800 --> 00:24:27,720
Speaker 5: Disney, you better look at this because the door.

508
00:24:29,240 --> 00:24:31,720
Speaker 6: Yes, they've actually been serving this since twenty twenty one,

509
00:24:31,760 --> 00:24:33,560
Speaker 6: and it's one of their most popular items.

510
00:24:34,000 --> 00:24:40,119
Speaker 4: Hey, neighbor, I'm done with the neighbors double.

511
00:24:40,640 --> 00:24:43,440
Speaker 6: The next up. Are you a sweet and savory fan?

512
00:24:43,680 --> 00:24:46,280
Speaker 6: Oh yeah, people in the room like that combo. Then

513
00:24:46,320 --> 00:24:51,760
Speaker 6: you're gonna love the California state Fairs cotton candy cheeseburger. No,

514
00:24:52,040 --> 00:24:56,960
Speaker 6: it's sweet and savory. Two burger patties smothered in cheese,

515
00:24:57,320 --> 00:25:00,560
Speaker 6: topped with a thick cloud of pink cotton cane, and

516
00:25:00,600 --> 00:25:03,719
Speaker 6: then sandwich between two toasted buns. And if that's not

517
00:25:03,840 --> 00:25:06,439
Speaker 6: enough for you, the creation gets crowned with a puff

518
00:25:06,480 --> 00:25:08,440
Speaker 6: of blue cotton candy hotel.

519
00:25:09,119 --> 00:25:12,120
Speaker 1: Colors because I just love pouring sugar on top of

520
00:25:12,160 --> 00:25:12,920
Speaker 1: my burger.

521
00:25:13,400 --> 00:25:15,360
Speaker 6: Have you ever had the burgers that are like sandwich

522
00:25:15,359 --> 00:25:17,040
Speaker 6: between two crispy cream donuts?

523
00:25:18,359 --> 00:25:20,119
Speaker 2: Jeff, I like my heart.

524
00:25:23,200 --> 00:25:24,000
Speaker 6: That's where we differ.

525
00:25:24,040 --> 00:25:24,200
Speaker 9: Bro.

526
00:25:25,840 --> 00:25:28,520
Speaker 6: As I mentioned before, no good state fair can open

527
00:25:28,560 --> 00:25:31,280
Speaker 6: without some kind of crazy deep fried concoction.

528
00:25:31,520 --> 00:25:34,560
Speaker 2: Yeah, there we go, So thank you, not.

529
00:25:34,520 --> 00:25:37,359
Speaker 6: Yet, so thank you to Utah for stepping up with

530
00:25:37,600 --> 00:25:38,840
Speaker 6: deep fried jello.

531
00:25:39,480 --> 00:25:40,040
Speaker 2: What wo?

532
00:25:40,280 --> 00:25:43,320
Speaker 6: Which is a ball of cherry jello dipped in batter

533
00:25:43,680 --> 00:25:47,600
Speaker 6: and flash fried, topped with powdered sugar whipped cream. And

534
00:25:47,640 --> 00:25:48,720
Speaker 6: of course you're drool.

535
00:25:48,880 --> 00:25:52,600
Speaker 2: Okay, here's yeah, here's my issue. It looks like the

536
00:25:52,680 --> 00:25:54,400
Speaker 2: jello liquefied and the friar.

537
00:25:55,200 --> 00:25:57,400
Speaker 6: An eighty two year old lady came up with it

538
00:25:57,640 --> 00:26:00,680
Speaker 6: and it was voted best food at the this year.

539
00:26:02,960 --> 00:26:05,359
Speaker 6: This is the same lady who invented the smoky bacon

540
00:26:05,440 --> 00:26:07,760
Speaker 6: margarita in twenty nineteen.

541
00:26:07,440 --> 00:26:11,160
Speaker 1: Whose gramma is that they're lucky she's.

542
00:26:10,960 --> 00:26:11,600
Speaker 7: Back on top.

543
00:26:11,680 --> 00:26:16,160
Speaker 6: And finally, the messiest State Fair food this year you're

544
00:26:16,200 --> 00:26:20,440
Speaker 6: gonna find in the whole country belongs to Nebraska. It's

545
00:26:20,480 --> 00:26:23,400
Speaker 6: called the funnel cake bacon caeso burger.

546
00:26:26,680 --> 00:26:29,280
Speaker 5: That looks delicious and it looks like a heart attack.

547
00:26:29,440 --> 00:26:34,760
Speaker 6: It's got funnel cakes instead of buns, with apple wood bacon,

548
00:26:35,160 --> 00:26:39,439
Speaker 6: liquid cheese sprinkled with sugar. And people say, if you

549
00:26:39,440 --> 00:26:42,639
Speaker 6: don't have a cholesterol issue, you will after this.

550
00:26:43,400 --> 00:26:45,440
Speaker 5: You're gonna have a couple of lipator before eating that.

551
00:26:45,480 --> 00:26:45,560
Speaker 11: Va.

552
00:26:45,880 --> 00:26:48,320
Speaker 1: I mean, this is not far from your donut burger. No,

553
00:26:48,960 --> 00:26:51,280
Speaker 1: funnel cake is essentially just better donut.

554
00:26:51,440 --> 00:26:52,320
Speaker 2: Yeah, there are.

555
00:26:52,280 --> 00:26:54,040
Speaker 5: More holes in this is may be healthier than you.

556
00:26:54,800 --> 00:26:57,439
Speaker 6: Exactly what you want to be around for a longer

557
00:26:57,480 --> 00:27:03,520
Speaker 6: period of time. It's just stupid. Yeah, those were your

558
00:27:04,000 --> 00:27:08,119
Speaker 6: craziest food offerings for State Fair season. If you can't

559
00:27:08,200 --> 00:27:11,520
Speaker 6: get there, make it yourself at home and send us

560
00:27:11,520 --> 00:27:13,800
Speaker 6: a pick. Unless it's the Scorpion pizza, leave that one

561
00:27:13,840 --> 00:27:14,680
Speaker 6: to the professionals.

562
00:27:15,440 --> 00:27:17,439
Speaker 7: The phone tap is coming up right after this.

563
00:27:17,680 --> 00:27:20,679
Speaker 6: Today we call a guy who is very skeptical about

564
00:27:20,800 --> 00:27:24,560
Speaker 6: auto mechanics. Oh yeah, he does not trust them and

565
00:27:24,680 --> 00:27:28,760
Speaker 6: is convinced he was scammed before, even changed auto shops

566
00:27:28,800 --> 00:27:32,080
Speaker 6: after that happened. So, of course, his girlfriend's very aware

567
00:27:32,160 --> 00:27:35,400
Speaker 6: of his auto fears, which is why the second he

568
00:27:35,440 --> 00:27:38,800
Speaker 6: brought his car in for routine maintenance, she reached out

569
00:27:38,840 --> 00:27:42,960
Speaker 6: to us and said, get them in your phone tap right.

570
00:27:42,840 --> 00:27:46,280
Speaker 4: Now working Jeffrey's phone taps on the twenties.

571
00:27:47,400 --> 00:27:52,920
Speaker 6: Yellow Hi, Dustin, Yeah, Dustin, Hey, Dustin, this is Tony

572
00:27:52,960 --> 00:27:55,240
Speaker 6: from staughta Repair. How you doing today?

573
00:27:55,560 --> 00:27:55,800
Speaker 9: Yeah?

574
00:27:55,840 --> 00:27:56,320
Speaker 3: Pretty good?

575
00:27:56,880 --> 00:27:57,200
Speaker 7: Great.

576
00:27:57,400 --> 00:27:58,919
Speaker 6: So I just wanted to give you a quick update

577
00:27:59,000 --> 00:28:02,120
Speaker 6: on your vehicle here because during the inspection I noticed

578
00:28:02,200 --> 00:28:05,840
Speaker 6: that your windshield wipers were on their last legs there,

579
00:28:06,600 --> 00:28:08,280
Speaker 6: uh huh, looking pretty ratty.

580
00:28:08,359 --> 00:28:10,280
Speaker 7: So I went ahead just replaced those for you.

581
00:28:11,760 --> 00:28:14,480
Speaker 3: Okay, you just replaced them.

582
00:28:14,440 --> 00:28:16,480
Speaker 6: Yeah, and look best part about it is the ones

583
00:28:16,520 --> 00:28:20,720
Speaker 6: that you needed were actually discounted. Okay, four dollars, that's it,

584
00:28:20,920 --> 00:28:22,520
Speaker 6: so normally they're triple that.

585
00:28:23,440 --> 00:28:24,200
Speaker 9: Well that's good news.

586
00:28:24,240 --> 00:28:26,320
Speaker 3: You don't hear that often things are discounted.

587
00:28:26,480 --> 00:28:30,320
Speaker 6: Yeah, okay, good, So just confirming you're okay that we

588
00:28:30,359 --> 00:28:30,600
Speaker 6: did that.

589
00:28:31,280 --> 00:28:32,200
Speaker 7: Yeah, that's all good.

590
00:28:32,640 --> 00:28:36,320
Speaker 6: Great, So with the four dollar blades and the eighty

591
00:28:36,359 --> 00:28:39,240
Speaker 6: two dollars of labor, we can move on to some

592
00:28:39,280 --> 00:28:40,760
Speaker 6: of the other maintenance issues.

593
00:28:40,960 --> 00:28:44,520
Speaker 3: Are you saying eighty two dollars in labor for the blades.

594
00:28:44,880 --> 00:28:49,520
Speaker 6: Well, eighty six considering the four dollars blades before tax.

595
00:28:50,040 --> 00:28:51,719
Speaker 3: I don't understand. I mean, how long can it take

596
00:28:51,760 --> 00:28:54,120
Speaker 3: you to replace wiper blades? Like ten seconds?

597
00:28:54,240 --> 00:28:58,080
Speaker 6: You're not wrong, it's about ten seconds per blade. But

598
00:28:58,280 --> 00:29:00,560
Speaker 6: we charged by the hour here, so we had our

599
00:29:00,600 --> 00:29:01,520
Speaker 6: best mechanic do it.

600
00:29:01,960 --> 00:29:04,680
Speaker 3: And he just got your best mechanic put on wiper blades.

601
00:29:04,720 --> 00:29:06,760
Speaker 3: I mean, she looks like it's a bit excessive, don't

602
00:29:06,800 --> 00:29:07,080
Speaker 3: you think.

603
00:29:07,560 --> 00:29:11,920
Speaker 6: I mean, customer satisfaction is our top priority, so I

604
00:29:12,000 --> 00:29:15,120
Speaker 6: can take them off. It makes you feel better. Yeah,

605
00:29:15,640 --> 00:29:21,320
Speaker 6: all right, that'll be another eighty two hold on, no, hey,

606
00:29:21,360 --> 00:29:24,600
Speaker 6: sal yeah, no, the owner of the blue Corolla, he

607
00:29:24,640 --> 00:29:27,560
Speaker 6: wants you to take the new blades off off.

608
00:29:27,600 --> 00:29:28,680
Speaker 2: I just put them off.

609
00:29:28,800 --> 00:29:30,160
Speaker 5: Yeah, he changed his mind.

610
00:29:30,200 --> 00:29:32,160
Speaker 3: Don't want you to take them off. I didn't want

611
00:29:32,160 --> 00:29:32,840
Speaker 3: you to put them on.

612
00:29:32,760 --> 00:29:34,640
Speaker 7: In the first Okay, This is getting confusing.

613
00:29:34,840 --> 00:29:36,840
Speaker 3: Listen. The only thing that's confusing is that you're out

614
00:29:36,880 --> 00:29:37,640
Speaker 3: into the bill.

615
00:29:37,760 --> 00:29:39,440
Speaker 6: Man. Okay, just let me see if I can stop them.

616
00:29:39,440 --> 00:29:42,760
Speaker 6: Hold on, hey, sal, yeah, yeah, it'll stops were you don't.

617
00:29:42,800 --> 00:29:44,240
Speaker 6: Don't take the blades off anymore.

618
00:29:44,760 --> 00:29:46,880
Speaker 5: You just said to think the blades off. I already

619
00:29:46,880 --> 00:29:49,000
Speaker 5: got them. All customers being difficult.

620
00:29:49,000 --> 00:29:50,400
Speaker 8: Man, I'm not being difficult.

621
00:29:50,480 --> 00:29:51,680
Speaker 3: You're the one being difficult.

622
00:29:51,680 --> 00:29:53,000
Speaker 6: It excuse me. You can you not yell because now

623
00:29:53,000 --> 00:29:54,120
Speaker 6: I can't talk to my guy here?

624
00:29:54,120 --> 00:29:56,760
Speaker 5: So I offer on or whatever because it takes like

625
00:29:56,800 --> 00:29:57,360
Speaker 5: ten seconds.

626
00:29:57,440 --> 00:29:59,240
Speaker 6: Okay, I hold on. Let me check with them. So

627
00:29:59,280 --> 00:30:00,360
Speaker 6: way do you want them on or do you want

628
00:30:00,440 --> 00:30:00,720
Speaker 6: him off?

629
00:30:00,960 --> 00:30:01,760
Speaker 3: Just freeze the guy.

630
00:30:01,800 --> 00:30:02,960
Speaker 8: Don't have him do any freezing.

631
00:30:03,040 --> 00:30:07,600
Speaker 6: Okay, hold sal, heyah, freeze, don't move, am I under our.

632
00:30:09,160 --> 00:30:10,959
Speaker 5: Just just don't y'all. Don't want you to move it all.

633
00:30:11,120 --> 00:30:12,400
Speaker 3: That's not what I meant, sir.

634
00:30:12,720 --> 00:30:15,120
Speaker 6: You told me to tell him to freeze, and I

635
00:30:15,120 --> 00:30:16,600
Speaker 6: tell him to freeze, and now you're complaining.

636
00:30:17,040 --> 00:30:19,280
Speaker 7: Just stop and freeze.

637
00:30:19,200 --> 00:30:21,640
Speaker 5: Shut the I'm talking to the customer.

638
00:30:21,920 --> 00:30:22,959
Speaker 9: Don't talk. What's going on?

639
00:30:23,320 --> 00:30:24,320
Speaker 6: Okay? What do you want?

640
00:30:24,600 --> 00:30:27,120
Speaker 3: I want a full rundown of everything that you're gonna

641
00:30:27,240 --> 00:30:27,760
Speaker 3: charge me for.

642
00:30:28,200 --> 00:30:29,800
Speaker 6: Okay, Sam, I got it?

643
00:30:30,160 --> 00:30:31,880
Speaker 3: Are you sure you got it? I'm sure because it

644
00:30:31,920 --> 00:30:33,440
Speaker 3: doesn't sound like it. It sounds like you guys are

645
00:30:33,480 --> 00:30:34,560
Speaker 3: a bunch of morons.

646
00:30:34,720 --> 00:30:37,719
Speaker 6: You're right, but we're about to do the regular service

647
00:30:37,760 --> 00:30:40,040
Speaker 6: on your car. But just for the blades, we've come

648
00:30:40,080 --> 00:30:44,280
Speaker 6: out to a reasonable three hundred and twenty dollars.

649
00:30:43,080 --> 00:30:45,480
Speaker 8: That's three hundred and twenty dollars.

650
00:30:45,520 --> 00:30:47,880
Speaker 3: Are you insane? We started with four dollars per wipe?

651
00:30:47,920 --> 00:30:49,880
Speaker 3: Or how do we get up to three hundred and twenty?

652
00:30:49,920 --> 00:30:51,880
Speaker 6: You could thank sal for that. He's been working really hard,

653
00:30:51,880 --> 00:30:52,680
Speaker 6: taking him on and off.

654
00:30:53,120 --> 00:30:53,479
Speaker 5: Welcome.

655
00:30:53,720 --> 00:30:55,240
Speaker 3: All right, I'm not gonna talk to you guys anymore.

656
00:30:55,280 --> 00:30:56,880
Speaker 3: This is a complete scam and I'm.

657
00:30:56,720 --> 00:30:58,320
Speaker 6: Done with it. What are you saying?

658
00:30:58,600 --> 00:31:00,000
Speaker 3: I'm telling you got a shady bit?

659
00:31:00,040 --> 00:31:00,320
Speaker 12: Is this?

660
00:31:00,360 --> 00:31:02,840
Speaker 3: You're up charging me three hundred and twenty dollars for nothing?

661
00:31:02,880 --> 00:31:04,840
Speaker 3: I'm coming over right now picking up my car.

662
00:31:05,160 --> 00:31:06,680
Speaker 7: Well, hold it, because I do need to tell you.

663
00:31:06,720 --> 00:31:09,000
Speaker 6: It is a mechanics holiday today, so we're going to

664
00:31:09,000 --> 00:31:10,200
Speaker 6: be shutting the shop down early.

665
00:31:10,560 --> 00:31:11,560
Speaker 3: What are you talking about?

666
00:31:11,600 --> 00:31:12,440
Speaker 6: Mechanic holiday?

667
00:31:12,520 --> 00:31:14,240
Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, mechanics.

668
00:31:15,760 --> 00:31:17,239
Speaker 5: You mean even news after this?

669
00:31:18,000 --> 00:31:20,920
Speaker 3: Okay, this is the most unbelievable thing I've ever heard.

670
00:31:20,920 --> 00:31:21,600
Speaker 12: You are not going to.

671
00:31:21,600 --> 00:31:23,840
Speaker 6: Get away with it, Okay. All I'm doing is what

672
00:31:23,880 --> 00:31:26,000
Speaker 6: your girlfriend Leah has asked me to do here, which

673
00:31:26,040 --> 00:31:27,320
Speaker 6: is a prank on the radio.

674
00:31:27,840 --> 00:31:29,240
Speaker 3: Listen, you're not going to get away.

675
00:31:29,240 --> 00:31:31,680
Speaker 6: I would bring it up with your girlfriend Leah. She's

676
00:31:31,720 --> 00:31:34,000
Speaker 6: the one that listens to Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.

677
00:31:34,320 --> 00:31:36,280
Speaker 6: We're the ones who are doing that phone tap on you,

678
00:31:36,400 --> 00:31:37,480
Speaker 6: So talk to her about it.

679
00:31:37,560 --> 00:31:40,760
Speaker 9: Dude, what what?

680
00:31:40,760 --> 00:31:42,080
Speaker 12: What are you even talking about it?

681
00:31:42,240 --> 00:31:43,120
Speaker 3: What are you talking about?

682
00:31:43,240 --> 00:31:46,280
Speaker 6: I'm saying it's a joke. You're on the radio right now.

683
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Speaker 6: My name is jeff from Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.

684
00:31:54,400 --> 00:31:58,120
Speaker 6: Take a breadth, man. Your girlfriend Leah said that you

685
00:31:58,160 --> 00:32:00,200
Speaker 6: hate bringing your car in to get service because they're

686
00:32:00,200 --> 00:32:02,880
Speaker 6: always worried about getting scammed, so she thought we could

687
00:32:02,960 --> 00:32:03,440
Speaker 6: mess with you.

688
00:32:03,600 --> 00:32:08,640
Speaker 3: Oh my god, I can't believe you got me on holiday.

689
00:32:08,840 --> 00:32:10,560
Speaker 5: Hey, but seriously, what do you want me to do

690
00:32:10,640 --> 00:32:12,600
Speaker 5: with the wipers? Because I like I've thrown them on

691
00:32:12,680 --> 00:32:13,400
Speaker 5: and off and off.

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00:32:14,160 --> 00:32:16,440
Speaker 6: Yeah, sounds really confused over here, man, Could you just

693
00:32:16,440 --> 00:32:19,440
Speaker 6: give us some clarification, I don't know.

694
00:32:19,760 --> 00:32:21,560
Speaker 7: He says he wants eight more wiper blades.

695
00:32:22,600 --> 00:32:24,360
Speaker 6: Put eight more on their south can I.

696
00:32:24,360 --> 00:32:26,480
Speaker 5: On freeze.

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00:32:28,320 --> 00:32:32,360
Speaker 8: Broke in Jeffrey's phone taps on the twenties Brooking Jeffrey

698
00:32:32,400 --> 00:32:32,880
Speaker 8: in the Morning.

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00:32:35,040 --> 00:32:39,880
Speaker 6: Dating has become so complicated and expensive where if you

700
00:32:39,920 --> 00:32:43,440
Speaker 6: don't feel it in the first thirty seconds, there's now

701
00:32:43,480 --> 00:32:46,320
Speaker 6: a sentence that you can say that gives you an

702
00:32:46,360 --> 00:32:50,600
Speaker 6: instant free pass to get out of it, so you

703
00:32:50,640 --> 00:32:53,520
Speaker 6: don't have to waste either one of your times. Now,

704
00:32:54,200 --> 00:32:59,080
Speaker 6: is it a little misleading, a little untruthful? Oh sure,

705
00:32:59,600 --> 00:33:02,200
Speaker 6: But one of our listeners says it just happened to

706
00:33:02,240 --> 00:33:05,520
Speaker 6: them and they ended up deleting their tender because of

707
00:33:05,560 --> 00:33:10,240
Speaker 6: it will be said to you, or maybe it already

708
00:33:10,280 --> 00:33:12,800
Speaker 6: has been said. You're gonna hear what it is in

709
00:33:12,840 --> 00:33:15,160
Speaker 6: your brand new second Date update.

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00:33:15,040 --> 00:33:18,320
Speaker 1: Next Broken Jeffrey in the Morning, Second Date Updates.

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Speaker 6: Here's a little secret. When we get emails for this segment,

712
00:33:23,240 --> 00:33:26,560
Speaker 6: sometimes people like to share their dating journey.

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00:33:26,960 --> 00:33:31,000
Speaker 1: Okay, there's no secret there, jeff It's like in the title,

714
00:33:31,000 --> 00:33:31,360
Speaker 1: that's what.

715
00:33:32,040 --> 00:33:34,040
Speaker 6: No, I mean more than just like the date that

716
00:33:34,080 --> 00:33:37,800
Speaker 6: we're talking about, Like I matched with fifty two people,

717
00:33:37,960 --> 00:33:40,600
Speaker 6: and I found fifty one had dated my step dead.

718
00:33:40,680 --> 00:33:44,400
Speaker 7: I see, but that means this one is good to go.

719
00:33:44,640 --> 00:33:45,600
Speaker 2: Man, that's stepdug.

720
00:33:46,640 --> 00:33:49,440
Speaker 4: Well, we have the context to know why they're here exactly.

721
00:33:49,520 --> 00:33:50,880
Speaker 7: It's helpful in that way.

722
00:33:51,240 --> 00:33:53,360
Speaker 6: And I was just using that as an example because

723
00:33:53,400 --> 00:33:56,880
Speaker 6: this segment can obviously get weird. And today our listener

724
00:33:57,000 --> 00:34:00,320
Speaker 6: Melanie mentioned in her email that she had amp in

725
00:34:00,400 --> 00:34:03,680
Speaker 6: the road on her dating journey recently and she'd be

726
00:34:03,720 --> 00:34:06,400
Speaker 6: willing to share that with us. So, Melanie, I know

727
00:34:06,480 --> 00:34:09,160
Speaker 6: that the guy that you're emailing about. His name is Scott,

728
00:34:09,400 --> 00:34:12,560
Speaker 6: but apparently there was a date scheduled before that. Can

729
00:34:12,600 --> 00:34:13,560
Speaker 6: you tell us that story?

730
00:34:14,320 --> 00:34:16,800
Speaker 9: Yeah? So not my best moment.

731
00:34:19,280 --> 00:34:22,560
Speaker 2: Yeah, we've always had. Everyone's had those moments.

732
00:34:22,960 --> 00:34:23,960
Speaker 7: So what happened?

733
00:34:24,239 --> 00:34:27,480
Speaker 9: So we're meeting at a bar basically, and then he

734
00:34:27,560 --> 00:34:30,120
Speaker 9: texts me that he's going to be fifteen minutes late,

735
00:34:30,680 --> 00:34:33,160
Speaker 9: and I'm like, oh, that's not a big deal. Whenever,

736
00:34:33,239 --> 00:34:35,040
Speaker 9: at least he's texting me, yeah.

737
00:34:34,960 --> 00:34:37,239
Speaker 6: Gave you a head so more time to take shots beforehand.

738
00:34:37,239 --> 00:34:37,600
Speaker 6: Go ahead.

739
00:34:38,680 --> 00:34:39,480
Speaker 5: I used to do that.

740
00:34:40,880 --> 00:34:42,919
Speaker 2: Yeah, I get loose, and I'm sure that that works

741
00:34:42,920 --> 00:34:43,480
Speaker 2: out really well.

742
00:34:43,480 --> 00:34:48,040
Speaker 4: Forty three.

743
00:34:48,239 --> 00:34:50,480
Speaker 6: Okay, So what happens.

744
00:34:50,920 --> 00:34:54,680
Speaker 9: So he comes up to me, he shakes my handling

745
00:34:54,760 --> 00:34:59,360
Speaker 9: really awkwardly, and then he says, I forgot my idea home,

746
00:35:00,320 --> 00:35:02,440
Speaker 9: so sorry, I'm going to go back and get it.

747
00:35:02,680 --> 00:35:04,279
Speaker 9: And then he never comes back.

748
00:35:06,080 --> 00:35:08,040
Speaker 2: Girl, that's not anything to do with you.

749
00:35:08,160 --> 00:35:09,600
Speaker 4: What do you mean, not your best moment?

750
00:35:09,760 --> 00:35:11,160
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's his back.

751
00:35:11,320 --> 00:35:12,799
Speaker 7: Why are you embarrassed about it?

752
00:35:13,080 --> 00:35:16,439
Speaker 9: Well, because obviously he saw me and then didn't want

753
00:35:16,480 --> 00:35:17,239
Speaker 9: to do the date.

754
00:35:17,480 --> 00:35:19,719
Speaker 7: Oh you think it was an excuse?

755
00:35:19,880 --> 00:35:24,080
Speaker 1: I hate him, Melanie to him, you're beautiful.

756
00:35:24,280 --> 00:35:26,040
Speaker 2: You deserve someone better than them.

757
00:35:26,120 --> 00:35:27,760
Speaker 6: Yeah, a little bit thick.

758
00:35:29,640 --> 00:35:29,839
Speaker 2: Mess.

759
00:35:34,239 --> 00:35:36,799
Speaker 6: We're saying good riddance to that last guy. Let's let's

760
00:35:36,840 --> 00:35:38,240
Speaker 6: move on to this new guy, Scott.

761
00:35:38,680 --> 00:35:39,759
Speaker 5: This is the guy Welling.

762
00:35:39,920 --> 00:35:41,560
Speaker 7: No, she was the last loser.

763
00:35:41,719 --> 00:35:42,759
Speaker 6: He blew his shot.

764
00:35:42,840 --> 00:35:44,120
Speaker 7: Tell us about this new man.

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00:35:45,040 --> 00:35:47,319
Speaker 9: Well, I took a break from Kinder for like a

766
00:35:47,440 --> 00:35:51,680
Speaker 9: month because that was just shook you. Yeah, right exactly,

767
00:35:51,880 --> 00:35:54,640
Speaker 9: and so I thought, okay, I'll try again. And that's

768
00:35:54,680 --> 00:35:58,880
Speaker 9: when I met Scott. Okay, and he asked if we

769
00:35:58,960 --> 00:36:01,960
Speaker 9: could just go for a walk on our date, which

770
00:36:02,080 --> 00:36:03,200
Speaker 9: I loved that idea.

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00:36:03,320 --> 00:36:05,400
Speaker 7: Yeah, you don't need an ID to go on a walk.

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00:36:05,440 --> 00:36:07,279
Speaker 5: I mean sounds kind be cheap to me. It's a

773
00:36:07,320 --> 00:36:10,960
Speaker 5: free day.

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Speaker 1: You guys, I mean you're probably nervous even for a

775
00:36:13,120 --> 00:36:15,560
Speaker 1: walk at this point because of what had just happened

776
00:36:15,600 --> 00:36:15,799
Speaker 1: to you.

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00:36:16,239 --> 00:36:19,960
Speaker 9: Yeah, but it was nice and he was really cute.

778
00:36:20,640 --> 00:36:23,840
Speaker 9: He gave me a flower, just one. But you know,

779
00:36:24,040 --> 00:36:27,640
Speaker 9: we walked a lot all around the city, just talked

780
00:36:27,640 --> 00:36:31,400
Speaker 9: about all kinds of stuff, hobbies and both of us

781
00:36:31,440 --> 00:36:33,759
Speaker 9: like to travel, so we talked a lot about that.

782
00:36:34,320 --> 00:36:39,360
Speaker 9: Nice And then it turns out I know one of

783
00:36:39,400 --> 00:36:40,160
Speaker 9: his roommates.

784
00:36:40,280 --> 00:36:43,000
Speaker 4: Actually, oh really, Okay, that's wild.

785
00:36:45,000 --> 00:36:47,759
Speaker 9: Yeah, his name is Max, and this is from like

786
00:36:47,800 --> 00:36:50,759
Speaker 9: a few years ago. I haven't talked to him in

787
00:36:50,800 --> 00:36:52,800
Speaker 9: a while. We've kind of lost touch.

788
00:36:53,120 --> 00:36:55,000
Speaker 2: But wait, you were just friends with Max?

789
00:36:55,120 --> 00:36:57,440
Speaker 1: Or was there more of a situation with Max in

790
00:36:57,480 --> 00:37:00,600
Speaker 1: the past.

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00:36:59,560 --> 00:37:04,640
Speaker 9: Oh, let's say we're special friends.

792
00:37:04,760 --> 00:37:04,840
Speaker 13: Ye.

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00:37:07,239 --> 00:37:09,839
Speaker 7: Right, that doesn't bother you at all?

794
00:37:10,440 --> 00:37:13,880
Speaker 9: No, I think though it might have bothered Scott. And

795
00:37:13,960 --> 00:37:17,600
Speaker 9: maybe that's why he's not calling me because I think

796
00:37:17,880 --> 00:37:21,000
Speaker 9: I was asking too many questions about Max.

797
00:37:23,600 --> 00:37:26,320
Speaker 1: Either that or he went back and said, oh my god, Max,

798
00:37:26,400 --> 00:37:27,800
Speaker 1: and Max is like, you can't.

799
00:37:27,560 --> 00:37:30,719
Speaker 5: Do stories about you or something.

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00:37:32,400 --> 00:37:34,120
Speaker 9: I don't think so.

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00:37:34,719 --> 00:37:37,240
Speaker 4: Okay, I mean, like, would you consider it an exo

802
00:37:37,400 --> 00:37:38,759
Speaker 4: or just some you know what I mean?

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00:37:38,880 --> 00:37:42,640
Speaker 9: Like, yeah, it's just special friends.

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00:37:43,000 --> 00:37:47,600
Speaker 2: Okay a long time. Okay, you guys, let's get over Max.

805
00:37:47,640 --> 00:37:49,920
Speaker 2: That's the whole point we're calling about Scott, right.

806
00:37:49,960 --> 00:37:52,520
Speaker 7: There must have been more good moments from the walk

807
00:37:52,760 --> 00:37:53,360
Speaker 7: with Scott.

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00:37:53,880 --> 00:37:57,439
Speaker 9: Yeah, at the end, I thought, Okay, I'm gonna make

809
00:37:57,520 --> 00:38:02,480
Speaker 9: sure he knows I'm into him, And so I said, hey,

810
00:38:02,520 --> 00:38:04,960
Speaker 9: do you want to go back to your place and

811
00:38:05,239 --> 00:38:06,080
Speaker 9: have some fun?

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00:38:06,560 --> 00:38:13,560
Speaker 2: Who in the middle of a day broad daylight holding

813
00:38:13,560 --> 00:38:14,440
Speaker 2: a single flower?

814
00:38:15,000 --> 00:38:18,360
Speaker 7: Of course, Jose likes that is that's a big jump.

815
00:38:19,239 --> 00:38:23,359
Speaker 9: I just wanted to, you know, hang out and get

816
00:38:23,400 --> 00:38:24,200
Speaker 9: to know him more.

817
00:38:25,440 --> 00:38:26,839
Speaker 2: Is that what you meant by have fun?

818
00:38:27,760 --> 00:38:29,040
Speaker 9: What do you mean by it?

819
00:38:29,640 --> 00:38:29,799
Speaker 2: Broo?

820
00:38:29,800 --> 00:38:32,040
Speaker 7: Why don't you explain what you what you mean by

821
00:38:32,080 --> 00:38:32,520
Speaker 7: go back.

822
00:38:32,400 --> 00:38:35,600
Speaker 1: To someone's feeling that I would have taken that very wrong?

823
00:38:36,840 --> 00:38:43,080
Speaker 6: Okay, yeah, yeah, I have my pants off already. Sorry.

824
00:38:43,480 --> 00:38:46,840
Speaker 6: Melanie Brook has a very very dirty mind on this show.

825
00:38:47,719 --> 00:38:50,760
Speaker 2: The same it was mostly you that is not true

826
00:38:51,960 --> 00:38:52,359
Speaker 2: have fun.

827
00:38:52,440 --> 00:38:55,400
Speaker 6: The rest of us are very wholesome, family oriented around

828
00:38:55,400 --> 00:38:58,040
Speaker 6: here in Melan so what does Scott say to your

829
00:38:58,080 --> 00:38:58,960
Speaker 6: open invitation?

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00:38:59,680 --> 00:39:03,480
Speaker 9: He's said he had a few things going on and

831
00:39:03,520 --> 00:39:07,799
Speaker 9: he wasn't sure and he would text me later, call

832
00:39:07,880 --> 00:39:08,279
Speaker 9: me later.

833
00:39:08,920 --> 00:39:11,600
Speaker 7: So after you left it with Scott, what's happened?

834
00:39:11,640 --> 00:39:16,400
Speaker 9: Since nothing? I never heard from him. I'm been a

835
00:39:16,400 --> 00:39:19,759
Speaker 9: couple of days now and I texted, are you okay?

836
00:39:20,000 --> 00:39:23,480
Speaker 9: And nothing, Yeah, okay.

837
00:39:23,520 --> 00:39:25,480
Speaker 2: I think we're going to get it either a story from.

838
00:39:25,320 --> 00:39:28,040
Speaker 5: Max or yeah it's an old story or.

839
00:39:27,960 --> 00:39:30,160
Speaker 2: Something, or some sort of definition of fun.

840
00:39:30,280 --> 00:39:32,719
Speaker 6: Well, either way, you deserve to get the answers that

841
00:39:32,760 --> 00:39:35,520
Speaker 6: you came here seeking. So let's reach out to Scott.

842
00:39:35,560 --> 00:39:38,040
Speaker 6: We'll see if he picks up, and hopefully he can

843
00:39:38,120 --> 00:39:41,520
Speaker 6: explain why he turned down your very enticing invite to

844
00:39:41,640 --> 00:39:44,640
Speaker 6: hang out and play board games at his place when

845
00:39:44,680 --> 00:39:47,480
Speaker 6: we do your second date update right after this hold on, Thank.

846
00:39:47,320 --> 00:39:51,600
Speaker 1: You, Broke and Jeffrey in the morning second date updates.

847
00:39:52,000 --> 00:39:53,600
Speaker 7: If you're just joining us, Our listener.

848
00:39:53,680 --> 00:39:56,120
Speaker 6: Melanie was on a date with a guy taking a

849
00:39:56,239 --> 00:39:59,560
Speaker 6: long walk through the city when she found out she

850
00:40:00,040 --> 00:40:01,080
Speaker 6: oh his roommate.

851
00:40:02,040 --> 00:40:03,280
Speaker 7: She described it as.

852
00:40:03,120 --> 00:40:09,040
Speaker 6: A quote special friend fun situation, which I don't know

853
00:40:09,080 --> 00:40:10,240
Speaker 6: what that means now.

854
00:40:10,680 --> 00:40:13,719
Speaker 7: I thought I did but I'm not so sure anymore.

855
00:40:15,040 --> 00:40:19,160
Speaker 6: Still obviously complicates things, the main issue being she spent

856
00:40:19,280 --> 00:40:22,480
Speaker 6: a lot of time asking about the roommate in much

857
00:40:22,560 --> 00:40:26,800
Speaker 6: less time actually talking about Scott, her date himself.

858
00:40:26,960 --> 00:40:29,080
Speaker 2: Did you try to make up for it?

859
00:40:29,280 --> 00:40:29,719
Speaker 7: She did.

860
00:40:30,280 --> 00:40:33,360
Speaker 6: That's why I realized she had kind of an invitation

861
00:40:33,560 --> 00:40:37,160
Speaker 6: back to her place and back to his place, any place,

862
00:40:37,960 --> 00:40:41,960
Speaker 6: but just to hang out again. Don't know exactly what

863
00:40:42,040 --> 00:40:45,200
Speaker 6: the situation is, but clearly he has not spoken to

864
00:40:45,239 --> 00:40:49,480
Speaker 6: her since. So my theory, Melanie, is it possible Scott

865
00:40:49,560 --> 00:40:52,640
Speaker 6: went back to his roommate, told him the story and

866
00:40:52,680 --> 00:40:57,160
Speaker 6: the room. He said, WHOA, be careful, she's wifey material,

867
00:40:58,360 --> 00:41:00,200
Speaker 6: and that thought scared him.

868
00:41:00,400 --> 00:41:01,280
Speaker 7: What do you think.

869
00:41:02,920 --> 00:41:08,480
Speaker 1: Perfect anyone was thinking, Jeff, I don't think that's it?

870
00:41:08,840 --> 00:41:10,319
Speaker 9: Okay, but I don't know.

871
00:41:10,719 --> 00:41:13,280
Speaker 2: Well, I mean, it's still on the table.

872
00:41:13,280 --> 00:41:15,360
Speaker 7: You wouldn't describe yourself as wife material.

873
00:41:15,520 --> 00:41:16,560
Speaker 5: Should think that's it?

874
00:41:17,760 --> 00:41:23,680
Speaker 9: I mean, I guess, yeah, yeah, See, anything's a possibility.

875
00:41:23,800 --> 00:41:25,920
Speaker 6: Let's call Scott. We'll see if he even picks up

876
00:41:25,960 --> 00:41:28,319
Speaker 6: and hopefully can clear this whole situation up for us.

877
00:41:28,560 --> 00:41:29,719
Speaker 6: Are you ready, Melanie?

878
00:41:30,360 --> 00:41:33,640
Speaker 9: Yeah, all right, let's get some excited. I'm really excited,

879
00:41:33,800 --> 00:41:34,680
Speaker 9: really excited.

880
00:41:34,800 --> 00:41:38,000
Speaker 2: Maybe we should talk that back a little bit. Concerned

881
00:41:38,000 --> 00:41:43,600
Speaker 2: about that. Take a deep breath and that's good advice.

882
00:41:43,600 --> 00:41:45,440
Speaker 7: I'm going to take a deep breath right now before

883
00:41:45,440 --> 00:41:46,040
Speaker 7: we make this call.

884
00:41:48,560 --> 00:41:49,840
Speaker 2: It is good recess.

885
00:41:49,920 --> 00:41:50,879
Speaker 4: This is wasting our time.

886
00:41:51,000 --> 00:41:53,759
Speaker 7: Jeff stands out the number.

887
00:41:53,760 --> 00:42:03,720
Speaker 6: Here we go. Hello, Hey, is it Scott?

888
00:42:05,360 --> 00:42:05,560
Speaker 2: Yeah?

889
00:42:05,600 --> 00:42:06,120
Speaker 12: Who's calling?

890
00:42:06,160 --> 00:42:06,440
Speaker 9: Please?

891
00:42:06,520 --> 00:42:07,000
Speaker 7: Hey Scott.

892
00:42:07,040 --> 00:42:09,000
Speaker 6: You're on a radio show called Brooke and Jeffrey in

893
00:42:09,000 --> 00:42:10,960
Speaker 6: the Morning and the entire world is listening.

894
00:42:10,960 --> 00:42:14,120
Speaker 2: How are you doing dramatic really overshot?

895
00:42:15,360 --> 00:42:18,279
Speaker 12: Yeah, I mean this prank.

896
00:42:20,520 --> 00:42:22,879
Speaker 2: We do. We do pranks, We do that, but.

897
00:42:22,800 --> 00:42:24,160
Speaker 7: That's not what this segment is.

898
00:42:24,719 --> 00:42:27,200
Speaker 6: We're calling because you made one of our listeners sad

899
00:42:27,440 --> 00:42:28,960
Speaker 6: by ghosting her after your date.

900
00:42:31,040 --> 00:42:31,400
Speaker 12: Who?

901
00:42:32,200 --> 00:42:36,520
Speaker 7: Okay, who, that's a good question. It's a woman named Melanie.

902
00:42:36,920 --> 00:42:38,480
Speaker 2: Lovely woman you went on a walk with.

903
00:42:38,800 --> 00:42:41,920
Speaker 12: Nah.

904
00:42:42,080 --> 00:42:43,040
Speaker 9: Are you guys serious?

905
00:42:43,640 --> 00:42:46,239
Speaker 6: Yeah, it's for real. This is a segment we do

906
00:42:46,280 --> 00:42:50,280
Speaker 6: called second Date Update, trying to give you No.

907
00:42:49,480 --> 00:42:50,480
Speaker 12: No, no, no, no, no.

908
00:42:51,760 --> 00:42:52,839
Speaker 8: This has gotta be a joke.

909
00:42:52,880 --> 00:42:54,080
Speaker 12: I'm not I'm not doing this.

910
00:42:54,080 --> 00:42:54,800
Speaker 9: This is crazy.

911
00:42:54,880 --> 00:42:57,960
Speaker 2: Okay, wait, hold on, hold on, hold on. This crazy.

912
00:42:58,080 --> 00:43:00,400
Speaker 2: It is kind of a wild reaction. You went on

913
00:43:00,440 --> 00:43:01,200
Speaker 2: a walk together?

914
00:43:01,480 --> 00:43:02,760
Speaker 6: Yeah, I don't.

915
00:43:02,920 --> 00:43:04,120
Speaker 12: I don't. I don't. I don't.

916
00:43:04,560 --> 00:43:05,200
Speaker 6: Did she call?

917
00:43:05,360 --> 00:43:05,480
Speaker 9: Like?

918
00:43:05,520 --> 00:43:06,640
Speaker 12: What is I don't think.

919
00:43:06,800 --> 00:43:09,000
Speaker 2: I don't like any of us said about Melanie.

920
00:43:09,200 --> 00:43:11,840
Speaker 6: I know this is an overwhelming experience for you, Scott.

921
00:43:11,840 --> 00:43:13,640
Speaker 6: We're calling you out of the blue, and I get that,

922
00:43:13,800 --> 00:43:15,719
Speaker 6: but we're just trying to give you a chance to

923
00:43:15,800 --> 00:43:19,319
Speaker 6: explain why after the date, Melanie hasn't heard from you

924
00:43:19,400 --> 00:43:20,640
Speaker 6: because she's confused.

925
00:43:21,480 --> 00:43:24,440
Speaker 12: I don't think I should be talking to you aboutis. Honestly,

926
00:43:24,520 --> 00:43:26,200
Speaker 12: I don't know what to say why.

927
00:43:26,280 --> 00:43:26,480
Speaker 5: Yeah?

928
00:43:26,600 --> 00:43:26,880
Speaker 12: Really?

929
00:43:27,480 --> 00:43:30,440
Speaker 2: Okay, she did tell us that she knows your roommate

930
00:43:30,480 --> 00:43:31,160
Speaker 2: from the past.

931
00:43:31,520 --> 00:43:35,000
Speaker 12: I know that you're kidding me. No, like I I yes,

932
00:43:35,080 --> 00:43:37,239
Speaker 12: she knows my roommate, like, I don't know?

933
00:43:37,880 --> 00:43:38,719
Speaker 9: She called you?

934
00:43:38,760 --> 00:43:40,520
Speaker 3: Guys, this is crazy?

935
00:43:40,719 --> 00:43:42,000
Speaker 12: Who you understand?

936
00:43:42,160 --> 00:43:43,800
Speaker 6: Why are you having this reaction? Scott?

937
00:43:44,360 --> 00:43:45,160
Speaker 7: Help me understand?

938
00:43:45,400 --> 00:43:45,880
Speaker 9: I don't.

939
00:43:46,080 --> 00:43:48,279
Speaker 12: I don't. I don't even want to say much like,

940
00:43:48,400 --> 00:43:50,360
Speaker 12: I don't. I don't want to talk about this. I

941
00:43:50,360 --> 00:43:52,040
Speaker 12: don't want to know anything about I don't want to

942
00:43:52,080 --> 00:43:53,919
Speaker 12: be involved in this at all.

943
00:43:54,239 --> 00:43:57,200
Speaker 7: Okay, So did you tell your roommate that you went

944
00:43:57,239 --> 00:43:57,680
Speaker 7: out with her?

945
00:43:58,520 --> 00:43:58,719
Speaker 6: Yeah?

946
00:43:58,760 --> 00:43:59,640
Speaker 12: I told my roommate.

947
00:43:59,640 --> 00:44:02,160
Speaker 1: I went out with her, Like okay, okay, that's where

948
00:44:02,160 --> 00:44:03,000
Speaker 1: we need to go next.

949
00:44:03,040 --> 00:44:03,960
Speaker 2: What did the roommate say?

950
00:44:04,120 --> 00:44:04,840
Speaker 6: What was the reaction?

951
00:44:05,960 --> 00:44:07,520
Speaker 12: He freaked the out?

952
00:44:07,719 --> 00:44:09,919
Speaker 2: Why I tell him?

953
00:44:10,160 --> 00:44:11,839
Speaker 12: I tell him I go on this stage with this

954
00:44:11,880 --> 00:44:14,480
Speaker 12: girl named Melanie. And he looks at me like I

955
00:44:14,520 --> 00:44:17,959
Speaker 12: have four heads and he's just like, let me see.

956
00:44:18,160 --> 00:44:22,400
Speaker 12: I show him her picture and he just without saying

957
00:44:22,440 --> 00:44:24,600
Speaker 12: anything or doing anything else, he just takes his phone

958
00:44:24,600 --> 00:44:27,240
Speaker 12: out of his pocket and he dials nine to one.

959
00:44:27,160 --> 00:44:28,399
Speaker 13: One What who?

960
00:44:29,239 --> 00:44:29,439
Speaker 11: Why?

961
00:44:29,440 --> 00:44:30,960
Speaker 12: And he's like, dude, did.

962
00:44:30,840 --> 00:44:33,520
Speaker 9: She follow you home? Did she just?

963
00:44:33,239 --> 00:44:35,480
Speaker 2: Did she know where you lived?

964
00:44:37,520 --> 00:44:39,560
Speaker 12: I don't know. I don't know anything.

965
00:44:39,600 --> 00:44:42,200
Speaker 2: The cops they show up, No, they actually came.

966
00:44:42,880 --> 00:44:45,200
Speaker 12: Yes, they came. And there's like ook prints in our

967
00:44:45,239 --> 00:44:49,719
Speaker 12: backyard and he's like thinking it's her, and like I'm

968
00:44:49,760 --> 00:44:51,640
Speaker 12: asking him about it, and he's like, didn't want to

969
00:44:51,680 --> 00:44:53,440
Speaker 12: talk about it, like I don't know anything.

970
00:44:53,840 --> 00:44:54,560
Speaker 7: I don't want to know.

971
00:44:55,160 --> 00:44:58,279
Speaker 6: So, Scott, your roommate didn't say anything about this, like

972
00:44:58,320 --> 00:44:59,839
Speaker 6: did he provide any background?

973
00:45:00,239 --> 00:45:04,800
Speaker 12: No, he was just like, dude, leave it, don't get involved.

974
00:45:04,840 --> 00:45:05,879
Speaker 9: This is bad enough.

975
00:45:06,080 --> 00:45:07,880
Speaker 7: Okay.

976
00:45:08,200 --> 00:45:11,720
Speaker 1: If the cops show up, that's all the background we need, Jeff, Okay,

977
00:45:11,800 --> 00:45:14,320
Speaker 1: cops don't just show up when.

978
00:45:15,920 --> 00:45:18,120
Speaker 2: Picture of someone on a dating app.

979
00:45:18,320 --> 00:45:19,680
Speaker 5: Yeah, the history of something.

980
00:45:19,760 --> 00:45:22,319
Speaker 6: I've had cops show up randomly and tear their pants off,

981
00:45:22,400 --> 00:45:26,160
Speaker 6: but that the dressed like them.

982
00:45:26,800 --> 00:45:28,279
Speaker 7: Okay, this is so bad.

983
00:45:28,560 --> 00:45:30,000
Speaker 6: I'm being at this point. What do we do?

984
00:45:30,160 --> 00:45:30,319
Speaker 2: Well?

985
00:45:30,360 --> 00:45:32,800
Speaker 7: We have to tell him I'm with you, but I

986
00:45:33,239 --> 00:45:34,000
Speaker 7: don't know the right.

987
00:45:33,920 --> 00:45:34,440
Speaker 6: Way to do it.

988
00:45:34,719 --> 00:45:35,759
Speaker 2: Freaking out about this.

989
00:45:35,840 --> 00:45:41,240
Speaker 6: We should not have to stay and keep the situation tamed,

990
00:45:42,080 --> 00:45:45,719
Speaker 6: because Scott, here's what you need to know, and don't

991
00:45:45,719 --> 00:45:48,319
Speaker 6: freak out about it or do freak out.

992
00:45:48,640 --> 00:45:49,360
Speaker 7: Please don't.

993
00:45:49,960 --> 00:45:53,520
Speaker 6: But Melanie is actually on this phone call right now

994
00:45:53,560 --> 00:45:56,600
Speaker 6: listening to it. No, No, it's okay.

995
00:45:57,280 --> 00:45:59,680
Speaker 2: I'm I'm so sorry, Scott.

996
00:46:00,760 --> 00:46:03,040
Speaker 12: No, I gotta I can't talk to I can't talk

997
00:46:03,120 --> 00:46:03,279
Speaker 12: to her.

998
00:46:03,320 --> 00:46:04,319
Speaker 7: You don't have to talk to her.

999
00:46:04,480 --> 00:46:07,040
Speaker 6: Just hear her out for one second and then if not,

1000
00:46:07,160 --> 00:46:08,279
Speaker 6: we can always have you leave.

1001
00:46:08,320 --> 00:46:09,440
Speaker 7: But Melanie.

1002
00:46:11,280 --> 00:46:11,680
Speaker 9: With you.

1003
00:46:13,480 --> 00:46:13,920
Speaker 5: Outside?

1004
00:46:16,040 --> 00:46:19,040
Speaker 9: What what do you mean? Where am I I'm home?

1005
00:46:19,480 --> 00:46:19,760
Speaker 3: Girl?

1006
00:46:20,600 --> 00:46:24,319
Speaker 1: So calm they call They called the cops on you,

1007
00:46:24,440 --> 00:46:25,839
Speaker 1: and the cops showed up.

1008
00:46:26,000 --> 00:46:27,719
Speaker 2: What is what is going on?

1009
00:46:28,360 --> 00:46:31,520
Speaker 9: Listen? You know how Max is he can be a

1010
00:46:31,600 --> 00:46:34,400
Speaker 9: little bit of a drama king. He can overear you

1011
00:46:34,560 --> 00:46:35,560
Speaker 9: live with him? You know?

1012
00:46:36,520 --> 00:46:39,000
Speaker 6: No, No, Max is super chill.

1013
00:46:39,280 --> 00:46:41,080
Speaker 12: He's the chillest guy.

1014
00:46:41,160 --> 00:46:43,840
Speaker 9: I know the fact that he thought I followed you

1015
00:46:43,920 --> 00:46:48,160
Speaker 9: home that's really funny.

1016
00:46:49,239 --> 00:46:51,280
Speaker 6: Why why would that be funny? Melanie?

1017
00:46:51,400 --> 00:46:52,920
Speaker 2: Did you were you in their backyard?

1018
00:46:53,520 --> 00:46:58,000
Speaker 9: Look? That was just a special friend misunderstanding. And if

1019
00:46:58,160 --> 00:47:02,279
Speaker 9: Max doesn't want to be touch anymore, I'll just have

1020
00:47:02,360 --> 00:47:03,359
Speaker 9: to be okay with it.

1021
00:47:04,120 --> 00:47:08,359
Speaker 12: Stop calling him a special friend. You kept saying that

1022
00:47:08,440 --> 00:47:11,720
Speaker 12: on our date, and it's it's weird, You're weird.

1023
00:47:12,160 --> 00:47:14,680
Speaker 9: Well did you talk to him about me? Does he

1024
00:47:14,840 --> 00:47:16,960
Speaker 9: forgive me because I forgive him?

1025
00:47:17,239 --> 00:47:18,000
Speaker 7: Forgive for what?

1026
00:47:18,600 --> 00:47:19,239
Speaker 2: Did you wait?

1027
00:47:19,520 --> 00:47:20,839
Speaker 6: What would require forgiveness?

1028
00:47:20,920 --> 00:47:22,080
Speaker 5: Yeah?

1029
00:47:22,160 --> 00:47:26,000
Speaker 9: Look, just because him and I a no go, it

1030
00:47:26,040 --> 00:47:28,480
Speaker 9: doesn't mean that you and I Scott don't have a

1031
00:47:28,560 --> 00:47:29,160
Speaker 9: path to the.

1032
00:47:29,120 --> 00:47:33,000
Speaker 7: Future skirting around what's actually happening.

1033
00:47:33,960 --> 00:47:37,480
Speaker 1: Did you find Scott because of his roommate online?

1034
00:47:37,920 --> 00:47:41,239
Speaker 9: Oh, Gott, I can explain it all to you later.

1035
00:47:41,400 --> 00:47:45,680
Speaker 9: I'm not going to do it here on the radio, Melanie.

1036
00:47:45,719 --> 00:47:49,560
Speaker 9: It will make you laugh, I promise. It's all very.

1037
00:47:49,320 --> 00:47:53,920
Speaker 13: Silly, Melanie. We would like you to never contact us again.

1038
00:47:54,120 --> 00:47:59,160
Speaker 13: That's the bottom line, don't ever call the radio, call

1039
00:48:00,160 --> 00:48:02,960
Speaker 13: the news, don't contact us again.

1040
00:48:03,040 --> 00:48:04,719
Speaker 6: Okay. I feel like now someone's being a little bit

1041
00:48:04,800 --> 00:48:06,200
Speaker 6: controlling in the relationships.

1042
00:48:06,239 --> 00:48:09,200
Speaker 2: Yes, this is times to be sarcastic.

1043
00:48:09,320 --> 00:48:11,400
Speaker 6: Sometimes when you want something done, it's helpful to do

1044
00:48:11,440 --> 00:48:13,879
Speaker 6: a compliment, Sandwich, So why don't you say one nice

1045
00:48:13,880 --> 00:48:17,240
Speaker 6: thing about Melanie and then tell her never to stalk

1046
00:48:17,280 --> 00:48:17,720
Speaker 6: you again?

1047
00:48:19,280 --> 00:48:22,480
Speaker 9: Go ahead, she would really.

1048
00:48:22,280 --> 00:48:23,600
Speaker 12: Like that, Melanie.

1049
00:48:23,640 --> 00:48:28,560
Speaker 13: You know, like I appreciated the compliment about my shiny hair,

1050
00:48:28,760 --> 00:48:31,440
Speaker 13: but like it's kind of creepy.

1051
00:48:31,600 --> 00:48:37,759
Speaker 1: Okay, Yeah, she's probably making hair dolls yesterday.

1052
00:48:37,920 --> 00:48:40,000
Speaker 2: Melanie. You got to leave these men alone. They do

1053
00:48:40,000 --> 00:48:40,799
Speaker 2: not want to talk to you.

1054
00:48:40,840 --> 00:48:42,600
Speaker 7: They're sending you a very clear signal.

1055
00:48:42,680 --> 00:48:46,640
Speaker 9: Right now, Scott, if you change your mind, you know

1056
00:48:46,680 --> 00:48:48,480
Speaker 9: where to find me and we can have a lot

1057
00:48:48,520 --> 00:48:49,280
Speaker 9: of fun together.

1058
00:48:51,160 --> 00:48:52,560
Speaker 4: Now I'm scared of what her fun is too.

1059
00:48:53,080 --> 00:48:55,399
Speaker 6: I will remember that, all right. I'm not even going

1060
00:48:55,440 --> 00:48:57,640
Speaker 6: to offer for another date. I feel like we got

1061
00:48:57,680 --> 00:49:01,000
Speaker 6: the information that we needed. Hopeful, Scott, you got a

1062
00:49:01,000 --> 00:49:04,239
Speaker 6: little bit of closure out of this experience. And if

1063
00:49:04,239 --> 00:49:07,160
Speaker 6: you need more evidence, you can find the podcast up

1064
00:49:07,239 --> 00:49:08,239
Speaker 6: at Broken.

1065
00:49:08,040 --> 00:49:09,680
Speaker 2: Jeff good Plug.

1066
00:49:09,760 --> 00:49:19,680
Speaker 1: Jeff, Yeah, thanks, don't call us for another date.

1067
00:49:19,960 --> 00:49:24,200
Speaker 9: Second day, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

1068
00:49:24,560 --> 00:49:27,200
Speaker 6: Wow, if we had known what she was really trying

1069
00:49:27,239 --> 00:49:30,640
Speaker 6: to do there, then we never would have made that call.

1070
00:49:30,800 --> 00:49:33,480
Speaker 1: Yeah this place, Yeah, I think that is an important

1071
00:49:33,520 --> 00:49:34,360
Speaker 1: thing to be said.

1072
00:49:34,960 --> 00:49:37,600
Speaker 7: Yeah, we were misled, definitely.

1073
00:49:37,719 --> 00:49:39,759
Speaker 6: But it just occurred to me at the end of

1074
00:49:39,760 --> 00:49:41,960
Speaker 6: her first date when she said, why don't we go

1075
00:49:42,040 --> 00:49:45,120
Speaker 6: back to your place and have some fun? Now I

1076
00:49:45,200 --> 00:49:46,160
Speaker 6: know what fun.

1077
00:49:46,080 --> 00:49:46,839
Speaker 2: Means to her.

1078
00:49:48,360 --> 00:49:48,920
Speaker 6: I get it.

1079
00:49:49,000 --> 00:49:51,920
Speaker 2: It's still not fun to me, so weird, But.

1080
00:49:51,920 --> 00:49:54,160
Speaker 6: To her, I want to confront your roommate for the

1081
00:49:54,200 --> 00:49:56,000
Speaker 6: restraining order he just filed against me.

1082
00:49:56,760 --> 00:49:58,840
Speaker 7: That's fun for her gets.

1083
00:49:58,680 --> 00:50:04,000
Speaker 2: That was not a the ones that sounds so normal.

1084
00:50:05,800 --> 00:50:08,200
Speaker 7: Just enough to be the most fun y.

1085
00:50:09,120 --> 00:50:11,120
Speaker 5: Hey, I'm stalking you, but you got nothing to.

1086
00:50:11,120 --> 00:50:15,799
Speaker 6: Worry about for she did pull the old trojan horse move.

1087
00:50:15,880 --> 00:50:19,080
Speaker 6: Though she's not going to break into the apartment, She's

1088
00:50:19,120 --> 00:50:22,840
Speaker 6: gonna get invited in by the roommate with the promise

1089
00:50:22,920 --> 00:50:23,680
Speaker 6: of good time.

1090
00:50:24,640 --> 00:50:27,640
Speaker 5: What a coincidence. You guys are roommates, wed.

1091
00:50:27,760 --> 00:50:28,160
Speaker 2: I love that.

1092
00:50:28,280 --> 00:50:30,640
Speaker 1: She was like, well, how would I have known he

1093
00:50:30,800 --> 00:50:31,640
Speaker 1: was his roommates?

1094
00:50:33,320 --> 00:50:33,560
Speaker 2: Yeah?

1095
00:50:33,840 --> 00:50:35,000
Speaker 7: Did I just lock the door?

1096
00:50:35,040 --> 00:50:36,840
Speaker 6: Behind us as we stepped in here.

1097
00:50:37,440 --> 00:50:39,240
Speaker 7: How did that happen anyway?

1098
00:50:39,440 --> 00:50:41,040
Speaker 2: Okay, let's be safe everybody.

1099
00:50:41,120 --> 00:50:43,160
Speaker 6: I will say we blocked her phone and we blocked

1100
00:50:43,160 --> 00:50:45,480
Speaker 6: her email afterwards, so we should not be hearing from

1101
00:50:45,520 --> 00:50:45,919
Speaker 6: her again.

1102
00:50:46,040 --> 00:50:48,960
Speaker 1: Okay, goody, and I hope those guys move soon.

1103
00:50:49,320 --> 00:50:51,879
Speaker 6: Yes, but we do need to hear from you. If

1104
00:50:51,880 --> 00:50:53,919
Speaker 6: you need help with your dating life, email the show.

1105
00:50:53,920 --> 00:50:57,600
Speaker 6: We'll call that person who's not calling it so fun?

1106
00:50:58,080 --> 00:51:00,760
Speaker 1: Would you say if police are already involved, still contact

1107
00:51:01,880 --> 00:51:02,640
Speaker 1: could disclaimer?

1108
00:51:03,320 --> 00:51:04,680
Speaker 2: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

1109
00:51:06,680 --> 00:51:09,680
Speaker 7: You know who deserves a raise on this show, Ashton?

1110
00:51:10,160 --> 00:51:13,480
Speaker 1: Yes, Ashley, Oh yeah, before any of those.

1111
00:51:13,600 --> 00:51:18,600
Speaker 6: Oh well, yeah, my therapist, because I spent an entire

1112
00:51:18,640 --> 00:51:22,280
Speaker 6: two hour session crying talking about how I couldn't stop

1113
00:51:22,320 --> 00:51:25,000
Speaker 6: my brain from changing the lyrics of a Harry style

1114
00:51:25,120 --> 00:51:29,000
Speaker 6: song to be about Olive Garden. It just was right there.

1115
00:51:29,160 --> 00:51:31,719
Speaker 6: Hour of work, an hour of conversation.

1116
00:51:31,840 --> 00:51:35,680
Speaker 2: Wow, indeed it was. I'm sorry, I take it back, Ashton.

1117
00:51:35,880 --> 00:51:41,160
Speaker 6: Yeah, the therapist deserves it in my eye, brutal.

1118
00:51:41,400 --> 00:51:43,520
Speaker 7: Yeah, you could see how much she had to suffered.

1119
00:51:44,000 --> 00:51:45,520
Speaker 6: Yes, And at the end I took a peek at

1120
00:51:45,520 --> 00:51:47,280
Speaker 6: her notes and all she'd written down were the words

1121
00:51:47,360 --> 00:51:51,000
Speaker 6: unlimited breadsticks and circled it twice delicious.

1122
00:51:51,080 --> 00:51:53,239
Speaker 2: Was she hungry? What was that a prescription for you?

1123
00:51:53,440 --> 00:51:53,800
Speaker 7: I don't know.

1124
00:51:54,080 --> 00:51:57,319
Speaker 6: Yes, I'm wondering. Does anybody else feel my pain? Because

1125
00:51:57,320 --> 00:51:59,920
Speaker 6: we've got the makings of another two hour therapy set

1126
00:52:00,520 --> 00:52:03,320
Speaker 6: with my brand new song of the week. It's coming

1127
00:52:03,400 --> 00:52:06,200
Speaker 6: up right after this. It is time for my song

1128
00:52:06,360 --> 00:52:09,439
Speaker 6: of the week. All right, dad, it's brooken blah blah

1129
00:52:09,440 --> 00:52:13,040
Speaker 6: in the morning. And what's going on in the world

1130
00:52:13,160 --> 00:52:16,920
Speaker 6: right now? Yes, The Odyssey is number one at the

1131
00:52:16,920 --> 00:52:18,440
Speaker 6: box office in theaters.

1132
00:52:18,600 --> 00:52:18,759
Speaker 9: Yea.

1133
00:52:19,320 --> 00:52:21,360
Speaker 7: The World's Cup just finished.

1134
00:52:21,880 --> 00:52:26,240
Speaker 6: Baseball is back, yay, Let's go. The Love Island season

1135
00:52:26,400 --> 00:52:29,800
Speaker 6: eight is still coming to grips over the explosive Casa

1136
00:52:29,880 --> 00:52:31,759
Speaker 6: a more aftermath during Movie.

1137
00:52:31,600 --> 00:52:34,440
Speaker 4: Nights weeks ago.

1138
00:52:34,880 --> 00:52:37,920
Speaker 6: But no, the bomb show that Julie had dropped. That

1139
00:52:38,160 --> 00:52:39,080
Speaker 6: was ridiculous.

1140
00:52:39,239 --> 00:52:41,320
Speaker 5: Wow, I have no idea.

1141
00:52:41,360 --> 00:52:45,799
Speaker 6: Thank you for faking it. So pretty much business as

1142
00:52:45,920 --> 00:52:51,000
Speaker 6: usual for America in July, except for one little hairball

1143
00:52:51,160 --> 00:52:55,320
Speaker 6: sized minion. He is trending on every social media platform

1144
00:52:55,560 --> 00:52:56,920
Speaker 6: that's ever been created.

1145
00:52:57,160 --> 00:52:59,960
Speaker 2: Yeah, give him the respect that isged.

1146
00:52:59,400 --> 00:53:00,319
Speaker 7: He deserves it.

1147
00:53:00,360 --> 00:53:04,719
Speaker 6: I'm of course talking about the short spined raccoon named Jimothy.

1148
00:53:05,040 --> 00:53:05,719
Speaker 2: Yeah.

1149
00:53:05,760 --> 00:53:07,840
Speaker 5: I feel like he's the only viral animal that's probably

1150
00:53:07,880 --> 00:53:08,560
Speaker 5: actually viral.

1151
00:53:08,680 --> 00:53:13,960
Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, Yeah. If you haven't seen him in the

1152
00:53:14,000 --> 00:53:17,440
Speaker 6: news or on a mural by your bus stop series,

1153
00:53:17,680 --> 00:53:20,919
Speaker 6: just google him, because he is the latest greatest thing

1154
00:53:21,320 --> 00:53:24,760
Speaker 6: since Oscar Meyer made their wieners fifteen percent girthier.

1155
00:53:25,440 --> 00:53:28,600
Speaker 2: Wow, that was a big day, all right.

1156
00:53:28,640 --> 00:53:29,520
Speaker 6: I'll never forget that.

1157
00:53:29,800 --> 00:53:30,000
Speaker 9: Yeah.

1158
00:53:30,400 --> 00:53:33,319
Speaker 6: But he has captured the hearts and the minds of

1159
00:53:33,600 --> 00:53:37,399
Speaker 6: board citizens everywhere, that's right, who are looking at their

1160
00:53:37,440 --> 00:53:40,520
Speaker 6: phone saying things like, oh, look, how cute he is

1161
00:53:40,520 --> 00:53:44,200
Speaker 6: trying to climb a stair. Yeah, I don't care if

1162
00:53:44,200 --> 00:53:45,040
Speaker 6: he has rabies.

1163
00:53:45,080 --> 00:53:46,480
Speaker 7: I'll share my lunch with him.

1164
00:53:47,480 --> 00:53:51,359
Speaker 6: So autograph seekers have descended on the Seattle suburb where

1165
00:53:51,400 --> 00:53:54,840
Speaker 6: he roams in an attempt to get selfies. Some people

1166
00:53:54,880 --> 00:53:56,320
Speaker 6: are selling merch.

1167
00:53:56,680 --> 00:53:56,879
Speaker 2: Huh.

1168
00:53:57,000 --> 00:53:59,240
Speaker 7: It's actually gotten way out of control.

1169
00:53:59,400 --> 00:54:01,160
Speaker 1: Well, I mean, do we live in this country if

1170
00:54:01,200 --> 00:54:04,040
Speaker 1: there isn't a capitalistic take on the staff exactly?

1171
00:54:04,200 --> 00:54:08,920
Speaker 6: It's so. Yeah, it has gotten so out of control

1172
00:54:08,960 --> 00:54:11,640
Speaker 6: that Eve and I have written a song about it, Yes,

1173
00:54:12,680 --> 00:54:16,480
Speaker 6: celebrating the life and the legend of this fuzzy little

1174
00:54:16,560 --> 00:54:21,759
Speaker 6: bowling ball. And that's why instead of singing Amy Winehouse's Valerie,

1175
00:54:23,040 --> 00:54:25,440
Speaker 6: Young Jeffreys, Jimothy.

1176
00:54:25,719 --> 00:54:28,440
Speaker 2: Let's go all right.

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00:54:28,360 --> 00:54:30,239
Speaker 6: This is for you, little guy. I'll point when I'm

1178
00:54:30,280 --> 00:54:32,000
Speaker 6: ready point.

1179
00:54:42,680 --> 00:54:42,879
Speaker 12: Well.

1180
00:54:42,880 --> 00:54:45,840
Speaker 6: His spine is the size of an elf.

1181
00:54:46,320 --> 00:54:52,960
Speaker 14: As he scurries across the dumpster, something French fries in

1182
00:54:53,080 --> 00:54:55,280
Speaker 14: his cheeks until the fall about.

1183
00:54:55,320 --> 00:54:57,280
Speaker 6: I swear he's not a hamster.

1184
00:55:00,880 --> 00:55:05,000
Speaker 11: It looks like a dinner roll, buttered up with confidence,

1185
00:55:05,320 --> 00:55:06,520
Speaker 11: though it takes.

1186
00:55:06,200 --> 00:55:09,640
Speaker 15: In half an hour just to climb over a fence.

1187
00:55:10,719 --> 00:55:15,120
Speaker 14: Little midnight stoner on the humhers of old kam Set.

1188
00:55:17,080 --> 00:55:18,800
Speaker 7: It comes in my trash can over.

1189
00:55:18,880 --> 00:55:29,720
Speaker 10: Jim Bay, Jim Day, the trash bafet.

1190
00:55:32,160 --> 00:55:33,240
Speaker 7: Old fish Flag.

1191
00:55:37,040 --> 00:55:41,440
Speaker 6: He's a pint sized alpha male Danny DeVito with the tail.

1192
00:55:41,280 --> 00:55:43,200
Speaker 5: Of a back seat soldier.

1193
00:55:46,080 --> 00:55:49,720
Speaker 14: He's the smallest little blip in a game of battle

1194
00:55:49,800 --> 00:55:50,920
Speaker 14: Shaffy being up.

1195
00:55:50,800 --> 00:55:56,920
Speaker 15: Patrol Lady Vermin everywhere.

1196
00:55:57,280 --> 00:55:58,759
Speaker 14: It comes for a mile so they.

1197
00:55:58,680 --> 00:56:01,879
Speaker 7: Can bear Jammy Davies.

1198
00:56:03,960 --> 00:56:06,880
Speaker 6: Because he's a lover, not up fight. But if you

1199
00:56:06,960 --> 00:56:08,120
Speaker 6: cross him, Key made.

1200
00:56:08,000 --> 00:56:11,240
Speaker 10: Fighting and give you rayes.

1201
00:56:13,360 --> 00:56:17,560
Speaker 11: The way each new video I got the country more obsessed.

1202
00:56:17,640 --> 00:56:21,240
Speaker 11: It won't be long till he appears about hot wingings

1203
00:56:21,320 --> 00:56:26,120
Speaker 11: as guess he's taking the world over like a tiny

1204
00:56:26,239 --> 00:56:27,600
Speaker 11: raccoon miny man.

1205
00:56:29,760 --> 00:56:43,400
Speaker 16: Finally, give a shortcase back to ray jammed selemverday.

1206
00:56:45,200 --> 00:56:53,680
Speaker 14: Jemmeda gather crowds gather around just a film as he

1207
00:56:53,800 --> 00:57:01,840
Speaker 14: squeezes through a guard. He passes out the seeattle record scores.

1208
00:57:02,320 --> 00:57:05,440
Speaker 5: Could he get any mo grunger.

1209
00:57:08,200 --> 00:57:11,560
Speaker 15: If trashes by your home with it, or you'll be

1210
00:57:11,760 --> 00:57:15,399
Speaker 15: blessed like a furbie whit more flair, A little gray

1211
00:57:15,520 --> 00:57:20,200
Speaker 15: ball of stas MoU dang as best move over nob

1212
00:57:20,360 --> 00:57:22,680
Speaker 15: the creature alive to take away.

1213
00:57:24,200 --> 00:57:25,880
Speaker 6: From our little garbage.

1214
00:57:25,520 --> 00:57:26,880
Speaker 9: Yonda gem.

1215
00:57:30,640 --> 00:57:36,840
Speaker 6: Jamity short and swim.

1216
00:57:39,320 --> 00:57:40,919
Speaker 7: Oh Jimthy.

1217
00:57:43,840 --> 00:57:54,200
Speaker 14: A little hercules fell loud of a trade, here to stay.

1218
00:57:57,480 --> 00:58:01,720
Speaker 14: If you're hungry, come to my trash.

1219
00:58:01,520 --> 00:58:10,120
Speaker 2: Can, oh dot him, yes, yes, oh my god. Can

1220
00:58:10,160 --> 00:58:14,160
Speaker 2: you imagine how viral your trash can would be? A

1221
00:58:14,320 --> 00:58:15,960
Speaker 2: people leaving food out for Jimothy.

1222
00:58:16,000 --> 00:58:17,720
Speaker 7: At this point you should, yeah.

1223
00:58:18,160 --> 00:58:20,320
Speaker 6: Drop a donut on the street corner for our local

1224
00:58:20,400 --> 00:58:24,360
Speaker 6: neighborhood fuzz ball. But that's your song of the week, Yeah,

1225
00:58:25,560 --> 00:58:28,800
Speaker 6: tail he is, He's our little hero and we love him.

1226
00:58:28,920 --> 00:58:30,960
Speaker 6: So you can go share this video. We're gonna post

1227
00:58:31,000 --> 00:58:33,000
Speaker 6: it up on all of our socials at Brook and

1228
00:58:33,080 --> 00:58:36,240
Speaker 6: Jeffrey on YouTube, on TikTok, Instagram, all the places. Yes,

1229
00:58:36,480 --> 00:58:38,400
Speaker 6: and share it with a fellow Jimithy lover.

1230
00:58:38,920 --> 00:58:40,000
Speaker 2: Oh Jimothy himself.

1231
00:58:40,160 --> 00:58:41,960
Speaker 7: Okay, yeah, he deserves.

1232
00:58:41,560 --> 00:58:41,960
Speaker 6: To give this.

1233
00:58:42,400 --> 00:58:44,120
Speaker 2: I mean maybe it's Brook and Jimothy in the Morning.

1234
00:58:44,200 --> 00:58:45,760
Speaker 7: No, I support it.

1235
00:58:46,000 --> 00:58:49,240
Speaker 6: Get the petition started Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.

1236
00:58:58,280 --> 00:59:01,200
Speaker 6: I'm not exaggerating when I say this call has been

1237
00:59:01,640 --> 00:59:06,000
Speaker 6: literal years in the making. Our listener, Ian is on

1238
00:59:06,120 --> 00:59:09,320
Speaker 6: the phone right now. Been a fan of the show forever,

1239
00:59:09,880 --> 00:59:12,760
Speaker 6: and apparently he's been trying to call in to this

1240
00:59:12,920 --> 00:59:15,400
Speaker 6: segment to Playbrook for years.

1241
00:59:16,120 --> 00:59:17,919
Speaker 2: Did you tell me you don't like people with only

1242
00:59:17,960 --> 00:59:18,840
Speaker 2: three letters in their name?

1243
00:59:18,960 --> 00:59:21,960
Speaker 6: Is that why it's not the situation? He hasn't been

1244
00:59:22,000 --> 00:59:27,200
Speaker 6: able to get through. Ian, explain why what happened to Jeffrey?

1245
00:59:27,560 --> 00:59:30,800
Speaker 2: Hey guys, Ian, talk into your phone?

1246
00:59:32,120 --> 00:59:35,160
Speaker 6: Oh you far away? No, you're you're fine. I think

1247
00:59:35,160 --> 00:59:37,200
Speaker 6: you're okay. What what's happened? Why haven't been able to

1248
00:59:37,320 --> 00:59:37,520
Speaker 6: get in?

1249
00:59:37,600 --> 00:59:40,120
Speaker 3: Well broke her hearing age?

1250
00:59:44,000 --> 00:59:46,240
Speaker 7: Why haven't been able to reach us as well?

1251
00:59:46,320 --> 00:59:48,560
Speaker 6: Because I guess I just don't know how to call

1252
00:59:48,680 --> 00:59:50,360
Speaker 6: because I kept on calling the wrong number and I

1253
00:59:50,520 --> 00:59:51,760
Speaker 6: kept on getting a timeshare.

1254
00:59:51,880 --> 00:59:54,320
Speaker 2: Guy, you kept you kept calling the wrong number and

1255
00:59:54,360 --> 00:59:56,000
Speaker 2: getting it. Did you own a timeshare?

1256
00:59:56,080 --> 00:59:56,200
Speaker 10: Now?

1257
00:59:56,840 --> 00:59:57,000
Speaker 2: Well?

1258
00:59:57,040 --> 00:59:57,320
Speaker 1: I did?

1259
00:59:57,520 --> 00:59:59,440
Speaker 6: Yeah, I owned up for about four years thanks.

1260
00:59:59,240 --> 01:00:03,000
Speaker 7: To it's really hard to get on Brook and Jeffrey.

1261
01:00:03,040 --> 01:00:04,800
Speaker 6: You got to buy a whole property.

1262
01:00:04,440 --> 01:00:07,000
Speaker 2: And shooting fish in a barrel?

1263
01:00:07,080 --> 01:00:07,200
Speaker 6: Man.

1264
01:00:07,360 --> 01:00:09,960
Speaker 7: Yeah, well you finally made it through.

1265
01:00:10,080 --> 01:00:10,320
Speaker 13: Ian.

1266
01:00:10,520 --> 01:00:12,400
Speaker 7: We're going to talk to you about a condo property

1267
01:00:12,440 --> 01:00:14,560
Speaker 7: we have in Hawaii. After we're done years, we can

1268
01:00:14,600 --> 01:00:15,320
Speaker 7: get money out of him.

1269
01:00:15,400 --> 01:00:18,000
Speaker 6: But let's play the game first. You got thirty seconds

1270
01:00:18,040 --> 01:00:19,919
Speaker 6: to answer as many questions as possible. If you don't

1271
01:00:19,920 --> 01:00:21,240
Speaker 6: know when, you can say past. But you have to

1272
01:00:21,280 --> 01:00:23,840
Speaker 6: beat Brooke outright if you want to win. Are you ready?

1273
01:00:24,560 --> 01:00:24,760
Speaker 13: Yes?

1274
01:00:24,920 --> 01:00:27,640
Speaker 6: All right, man, you've been waiting years for this. Let's

1275
01:00:27,720 --> 01:00:32,280
Speaker 6: do your time starts now. Jennifer Lopez celebrates a birthday today.

1276
01:00:32,360 --> 01:00:34,080
Speaker 6: How many times has she been married?

1277
01:00:35,800 --> 01:00:36,040
Speaker 8: Three?

1278
01:00:36,320 --> 01:00:36,360
Speaker 12: In?

1279
01:00:36,440 --> 01:00:40,000
Speaker 6: Which decade did the first Indiana Jones movie debut? Seventies,

1280
01:00:40,080 --> 01:00:43,400
Speaker 6: eighties or nineties? What lightey phrase is used when an

1281
01:00:43,400 --> 01:00:48,720
Speaker 6: attorney is representing someone for free? Phil Knight is the

1282
01:00:48,760 --> 01:00:52,800
Speaker 6: famous founder of what athletic wear company Nike. Based on

1283
01:00:52,880 --> 01:00:55,080
Speaker 6: the way it faces, does the Statue of Liberty see

1284
01:00:55,120 --> 01:00:59,160
Speaker 6: the sun set or the sun rise each day? Larry

1285
01:00:59,200 --> 01:01:01,640
Speaker 6: Birds an NBA Hall of Fame basketball star who played

1286
01:01:01,880 --> 01:01:03,800
Speaker 6: for what team for thirteen seasons?

1287
01:01:04,200 --> 01:01:04,760
Speaker 10: Celtic.

1288
01:01:09,640 --> 01:01:10,480
Speaker 8: Here's gonna make.

1289
01:01:10,600 --> 01:01:13,200
Speaker 6: That's right worth the weight now broke his back in

1290
01:01:13,280 --> 01:01:16,320
Speaker 6: the studio And uh Ian, what are you gonna be

1291
01:01:16,320 --> 01:01:17,400
Speaker 6: doing for fun this summer?

1292
01:01:17,520 --> 01:01:19,320
Speaker 7: Besides buying time chairs?

1293
01:01:19,680 --> 01:01:22,520
Speaker 3: I'm getting ready to host a huge barbecue? How about

1294
01:01:22,520 --> 01:01:23,240
Speaker 3: thirty forty people?

1295
01:01:23,280 --> 01:01:25,760
Speaker 5: That would where's the more inviting you go?

1296
01:01:25,880 --> 01:01:26,560
Speaker 12: I got your number?

1297
01:01:26,640 --> 01:01:27,560
Speaker 2: Now you call me up.

1298
01:01:27,600 --> 01:01:29,200
Speaker 12: You guys are more you guys do morning?

1299
01:01:29,200 --> 01:01:29,720
Speaker 1: Well to come.

1300
01:01:29,760 --> 01:01:30,720
Speaker 7: It's next Saturday.

1301
01:01:30,760 --> 01:01:34,720
Speaker 3: It's August first, it's my birthday. Guys are all welcome

1302
01:01:34,760 --> 01:01:35,040
Speaker 3: to come?

1303
01:01:35,320 --> 01:01:35,560
Speaker 9: Nice?

1304
01:01:35,760 --> 01:01:36,479
Speaker 7: What's on the menu.

1305
01:01:37,240 --> 01:01:38,640
Speaker 6: I'm thinking Connie Asada.

1306
01:01:38,880 --> 01:01:41,680
Speaker 5: Oh my kind of guy. Okay Brook makes a mean

1307
01:01:41,760 --> 01:01:43,160
Speaker 5: blue cheese cheeseburg.

1308
01:01:43,360 --> 01:01:45,920
Speaker 6: Yeah, Jeffrey, do you like some mold in your taco?

1309
01:01:46,000 --> 01:01:49,360
Speaker 6: Because in there for you? I'm okay.

1310
01:01:49,480 --> 01:01:51,400
Speaker 3: I I expect to have to bring her on veggie

1311
01:01:51,440 --> 01:01:52,120
Speaker 3: patty or something.

1312
01:01:53,160 --> 01:01:54,320
Speaker 6: She's like a keen.

1313
01:01:54,160 --> 01:01:58,320
Speaker 2: Wobble or some weird y oysters and a corn salad.

1314
01:01:58,440 --> 01:02:02,920
Speaker 2: Oh god, oyster, I serve.

1315
01:02:02,840 --> 01:02:05,800
Speaker 7: It war Okay, our stomachs can only take so much.

1316
01:02:05,920 --> 01:02:08,680
Speaker 7: Let's just get to the part where Brook answers questions.

1317
01:02:08,920 --> 01:02:09,520
Speaker 6: Are you ready?

1318
01:02:09,560 --> 01:02:09,800
Speaker 2: Brook?

1319
01:02:10,560 --> 01:02:13,720
Speaker 6: Your time starts now. Jennifer Lopez celebrates a birthday today.

1320
01:02:13,800 --> 01:02:16,200
Speaker 6: How many times has she been married for?

1321
01:02:17,160 --> 01:02:17,200
Speaker 12: In?

1322
01:02:17,320 --> 01:02:21,080
Speaker 6: Which decade did the first Indiana Jones movie debut? Seventies

1323
01:02:21,160 --> 01:02:24,680
Speaker 6: eighties or nineties eighties? What Latin phrase is used when

1324
01:02:24,680 --> 01:02:29,400
Speaker 6: an attorney is representing someone for free? U Phil Knight

1325
01:02:29,560 --> 01:02:32,200
Speaker 6: is the famous founder of what athletic wear company? He

1326
01:02:32,800 --> 01:02:35,280
Speaker 6: based on the way it faces? Does the Statue of

1327
01:02:35,360 --> 01:02:38,600
Speaker 6: Liberty see the sun set? Or the sun rise? Each day?

1328
01:02:38,760 --> 01:02:39,280
Speaker 2: Sun rise?

1329
01:02:39,720 --> 01:02:42,480
Speaker 6: Larry Bird is an NBA Hall of Fame basketball star

1330
01:02:42,640 --> 01:02:44,440
Speaker 6: played for what team? For thirteen seasons.

1331
01:02:44,560 --> 01:02:46,440
Speaker 2: Larry Bird played for the SuperSonics.

1332
01:02:46,800 --> 01:02:49,320
Speaker 9: Wo wow, I can't remember.

1333
01:02:49,520 --> 01:02:50,240
Speaker 7: Interesting call.

1334
01:02:50,320 --> 01:02:52,080
Speaker 6: Now let's go to the scoreboard. We gonna see how

1335
01:02:52,120 --> 01:03:00,480
Speaker 6: you both did with our own Jose, No, boys.

1336
01:02:57,960 --> 01:03:04,680
Speaker 5: You got four? Correct name, it's a good score. You

1337
01:03:04,800 --> 01:03:06,920
Speaker 5: only got like two wrong? Brook?

1338
01:03:07,120 --> 01:03:07,320
Speaker 6: Yep?

1339
01:03:07,760 --> 01:03:08,040
Speaker 9: Five?

1340
01:03:09,280 --> 01:03:12,000
Speaker 2: Wait? Could you say it against me?

1341
01:03:12,160 --> 01:03:12,320
Speaker 1: Here?

1342
01:03:12,400 --> 01:03:15,360
Speaker 2: Nates were down? Did I like to hear it one

1343
01:03:15,400 --> 01:03:15,840
Speaker 2: more time.

1344
01:03:15,880 --> 01:03:17,000
Speaker 9: Team five.

1345
01:03:17,120 --> 01:03:17,880
Speaker 2: Did you hear that he is?

1346
01:03:18,320 --> 01:03:20,080
Speaker 6: And I'm sorry, Brook?

1347
01:03:20,120 --> 01:03:21,760
Speaker 7: Did you dirty on your first trive?

1348
01:03:21,920 --> 01:03:24,000
Speaker 2: You were better friends with a timeshare guy than us.

1349
01:03:24,120 --> 01:03:24,360
Speaker 13: Huh.

1350
01:03:24,880 --> 01:03:30,000
Speaker 6: She gets extra jelly cup today. I get you. Let's

1351
01:03:30,040 --> 01:03:32,200
Speaker 6: go over the answers to everybody. Jennifer Lopez has a

1352
01:03:32,240 --> 01:03:35,160
Speaker 6: birthday today. She has been married four times. The first

1353
01:03:35,240 --> 01:03:38,760
Speaker 6: Indiana Jones movie debuted in the nineteen eighties and nineteen

1354
01:03:38,800 --> 01:03:42,120
Speaker 6: eighty one. The Latin phrase used when an attorney's representing

1355
01:03:42,160 --> 01:03:46,800
Speaker 6: someone for freeze pro bono. Phil Knight's famous founder of

1356
01:03:47,080 --> 01:03:50,160
Speaker 6: Nike athletic wear and based on the way it faces.

1357
01:03:50,200 --> 01:03:52,959
Speaker 6: Statue of Liberty sees the sun rise every day because

1358
01:03:53,000 --> 01:03:56,680
Speaker 6: she faces east towards the ocean. Finally, Larry Bird is

1359
01:03:56,760 --> 01:03:59,640
Speaker 6: an NBA Hall of Fame basketball star who played for

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Speaker 6: the Bosston Celtics.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, and I can picture him.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, well, Ian, I'm sorry man, it was not enough

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Speaker 7: to beat Brooke.

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Speaker 6: But just for playing you do win a pair of

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Speaker 6: tickets to see Ed Sheeran in concert at lumen Field

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Speaker 6: on August first.

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Speaker 2: Cancel the barbecue.

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Speaker 12: We're all going to the barbecues.

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Speaker 3: Then we're going that year and let's go.

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Speaker 6: How does it feel to finally, after a whole decade,

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Speaker 6: talk to us. I'm guessing my voice sounds younger, Brooks

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Speaker 6: sounds older. Okay, I'm looking forward to doing it again

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Speaker 6: and again and again.

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Speaker 3: So they never meet your hero.

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Speaker 7: So, oh man, we have to have you back on.

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Speaker 1: I mean, he'll obviously call it again if he kept

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Speaker 1: calling the timeshare guy again and again.

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Speaker 9: To stop.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, well it's awesome Avenue On. Can't wait to

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Speaker 7: have you back.

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Speaker 6: We're gonna do wind Brooks by the same time on Monday,

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Speaker 6: brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 1: Four