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Speaker 1: Do you know what's cool about the podcast, you guys,

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Speaker 1: is people can be listening from all over the world.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I thought them.

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Speaker 1: So we need to do like Ola or Good Eye

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Speaker 1: in Australia. I was gonna go guten To. I don't

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Speaker 1: know if I know chaos Goodbye.

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Speaker 3: Oh.

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Speaker 4: I think it's a.

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Speaker 3: Just Ola, guys. I think we've been doing it all wrong.

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Speaker 1: That's probably true.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, whatever you're gonna say, I'm not talking about the show.

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Speaker 3: I mean all the different hacks that I read about

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Speaker 3: beating the heat. Okay, I'm having three different fans in

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Speaker 3: your window. One's pointing out, one's pointing in, one's pointing

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Speaker 3: into your mouth. Really, because if your tongue's cool, your

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Speaker 3: whole body's cool.

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Speaker 1: You like a dog.

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Speaker 6: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: I think actually we need to follow the latest craze

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Speaker 3: happening in Japan. What are they doing, because it seems

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Speaker 3: to me like they actually know what's going on. Burger

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Speaker 3: King in Tokyo is now offering a brand new menu

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Speaker 3: item called the ice Whopper, But like a popsicle burger,

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Speaker 3: It's a burger with a thin layer of shaved ice

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Speaker 3: right in the middle, right on top of the paddy.

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Speaker 3: To help customers beat the heat.

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Speaker 1: Soggy, it's just water. I mean, it can't stay frozen

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Speaker 7: Ice is different than water.

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Speaker 3: Brook imagine biting into that. I think it actually sounds

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Speaker 3: kind of good. You get a little bit of warm

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Speaker 7: Of ice too.

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Speaker 3: I'm serious. I think the texture sounds really interesting.

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Speaker 1: I think that sounds terrible. It just be like soggy burger. Yeah, yeah, totally.

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Speaker 3: It comes pared with a bottle of ice cold coke,

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Speaker 3: and it's so popular right now in Japan. You actually

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Speaker 3: have to pre order it weeks ahead of time. Apparently

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Speaker 3: it tastes that good.

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Speaker 8: I could do that for you, real cheap and our

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Speaker 8: next good you know show barbecue.

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Speaker 3: Got you you.

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Speaker 7: Stay away from after what happened.

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Speaker 3: It would be easy just take a flight over to

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Speaker 8: I was just making just get some you know, just

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Speaker 8: a slushy machine and put some ice on there.

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Speaker 1: Jeffrey, I don't know that you need to go all before.

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Speaker 3: I want the authentic Japanese experience.

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Speaker 8: I mean, if anything they should do like slushy ketchup

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Speaker 8: or something, you know, they're putting ice on it.

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Speaker 1: It might as well be flavored ice.

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Speaker 7: Brook just stick to undercooking meats like.

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Speaker 8: It's already refreshing when that fends to salmonilla.

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Speaker 3: Now let's get into the Shakalla question of the day.

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Speaker 3: We're just going to send it right over to Digital

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Speaker 3: Jake to tell us what to do.

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Speaker 9: Jake, there's three rules I try to live my life

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Speaker 9: by Number one, electrocution is the best way to start

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Speaker 9: the day. And number three, don't let other people tell

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Speaker 9: you that you don't know how to count. For us

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Speaker 9: to make like the army from Disney's Mulan and get

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Speaker 7: Okay, that's why.

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Speaker 9: We're playing the newest excuse for a trivia game, Clocker Shocker.

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Speaker 7: The rules are simple.

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Speaker 9: You'll have twenty seconds to rapid fire answer as many

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Speaker 9: trivia questions as you can, and if you get stumped,

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Speaker 9: you can pass. At the end the person with the

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Speaker 9: highest score we'll get to pick which host gets the

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Speaker 9: jaw rattling, tear inducing, pants splitting clocker Shocker Shocker. And

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Speaker 9: like I said before, I can't be shocked. Our technical director,

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Speaker 9: Ashton can't be shocked. And even though you'd enjoy it, Jeff,

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Speaker 9: you are technically not allowed to self shock oh, until

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Speaker 9: after the show anymore, try to lose all right, choosing

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Speaker 9: based on raw sex appeal.

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Speaker 7: Jeffrey will go first. Are you ready, Jeffrey? Yeah, let's go.

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Speaker 9: Your time starts now. Free your Crane was played by

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Speaker 9: what actor.

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Speaker 7: Uh Graham Newton.

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Speaker 9: Arnold Schwarzenegger dresses up as the superhero Turbo Man in

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Speaker 9: What Christmas.

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Speaker 3: Movie Batman Beyond?

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Speaker 7: Sorry, we're looking for jingle all the way.

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Speaker 8: Dude, those are hard, Jeffrey, I don't think I would

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Speaker 8: have gotten any of those.

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Speaker 7: Right, that's a big zero.

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Speaker 3: Jeff my pants split with the shock today.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, you might be getting shocked.

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Speaker 9: So Jeffrey as zero, whoever is the most is going

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Speaker 9: to control the clocker shock. We're going to move on

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Speaker 9: to Jose. Jose are you ready? Yes, your time starts now.

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Speaker 9: What's the name of the Broadway musical based on the

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Speaker 9: Wizard of Oz?

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Speaker 4: Oh?

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Speaker 9: All Witches Wicked? That's how many chambers in the human heart?

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Speaker 7: For correct? What do we what day do we celebrate

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Speaker 9: Lebron James started in What Comedy Movie with Bill Hater

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Speaker 9: and Amy Schumer.

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Speaker 7: Oh My God?

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Speaker 9: Three two train Wreck atractively giving you a point that doesn't.

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Speaker 9: County is now the leader with two in the clubhouse.

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Speaker 7: Thank you nice leap your poll. All right, Jose has two.

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Speaker 7: We're moving on to Brook. Are you ready? Brook?

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Speaker 9: You need three in order to control the clocker shocker? Okay,

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Speaker 9: your time starts now. What two colors are the subway logo.

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Speaker 1: Green and yellow?

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Speaker 7: Correct? What song did was Khalifa ride about the Pittsburgh.

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Speaker 1: Steelers black and yellow?

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Speaker 10: Correct?

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Speaker 9: What so did co create to compete with Pepsi's Mountain

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Speaker 9: dew serge mellow yellow? The beatles are John Paul Ringo

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Speaker 9: and who.

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Speaker 1: John Paul Ringo and oh my god, John Paul Ringo?

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Speaker 7: George there a late answer.

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Speaker 9: Brook takes the lead with three correct answers.

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Speaker 3: Wow, a lot of pressure? Or because Jeff got zero.

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Speaker 9: Jeff technically got a fake one? Please respect the game?

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Speaker 9: All right, Alexis you need four in order to save

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Speaker 9: yourself from the clocker shocker?

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Speaker 11: All right?

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Speaker 9: Okay, you ready to start? Your time starts now? What

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Speaker 9: has thirteen hearts but no other organs?

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Speaker 6: I don't know?

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Speaker 9: Past a deck of cards? What TV show centered around

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Speaker 9: Greendale Community College?

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Speaker 4: Past?

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Speaker 9: It's community Dorothy Slippers and the Wizard of Oz are

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Speaker 9: covered in what gems?

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Speaker 8: I don't know, some green one.

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Speaker 7: I'll give you one more. Alexis, what is doctor Phil's

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Speaker 3: I don't does anybody know that one?

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Speaker 12: I passed?

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Speaker 1: I don't know any of these Phil Johnson McGraw.

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Speaker 7: So alexis that's zero?

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Speaker 1: Oh wow, you guys tired?

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Speaker 7: Jeffery, you got a fake one? Jose's and second? Please

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Speaker 7: with two? And Brook is the winner of today's clocker shock.

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Speaker 8: You know I'm going to give it to Jeffrey because

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Speaker 8: I know he wants it.

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Speaker 7: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: Wow, today I'm going to be getting shocked. And somebody

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Speaker 3: wanted to hear the song London Bridge by Fergie.

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Speaker 1: Oh by your childhood?

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Speaker 3: How come every time you come around my London London

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Speaker 3: Bridge want to go down?

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Speaker 1: I'm just wondering what the euphemism was. Yeah, here's her

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Speaker 7: Someone to explain that one to us. That's your shot

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Speaker 7: collar question of the.

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Speaker 10: Day, freaking Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 7: Celebrity alert. We have a celeb.

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Speaker 3: Alert because none other than Gwyneth Paltrow has decided to

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Speaker 3: put her guest house at her gorgeous property in Montecito,

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Speaker 3: California up on Airbnb?

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Speaker 1: Is that because she has friends to stay there?

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Speaker 3: I think her listing says, quote, my Montecito guesthouse is

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Speaker 3: my sanctuary. I go there to recharge, to daydream, and

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Speaker 3: reconnect with family and treasured friends. Plus I'm going to

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Speaker 3: load up your stay with some of my favorite Goop

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Speaker 3: essentials to nourish your body, mind, and soul, and give

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Speaker 3: you a one on one guided meditation session with my

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Speaker 3: personal Yogi.

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Speaker 1: Does that sound like hell to anybody else?

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Speaker 3: Like?

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Speaker 8: I feel like this is her invitation into whatever cult?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it sounds kind of nice to say at an

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Speaker 8: Yeah, I don't know there's going to be something weird

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Speaker 1: Something dying on air.

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Speaker 3: He's the big kicker for it is that if you're

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Speaker 3: the lucky person to rent her guest house, you'll get

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Speaker 3: to have dinner with Gwyneth and.

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Speaker 7: Her has been in their wine room.

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Speaker 1: That is the air Okay, you'll even get.

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Speaker 3: To pick out your own bottle of wine from their selection.

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Speaker 7: Bigger than my whole apartment.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, how would you want to bet they chew their

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Speaker 3: Other than dinner, though, you're not allowed anywhere near the

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Speaker 8: Okay, and tell her husband gets in trouble and then

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Speaker 1: All the time.

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Speaker 3: Now, there's no word on the price, but knowing Gwyneth,

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Speaker 3: is probably very reasonable, low six figures. I'm sure. Come on, Brook,

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Speaker 3: you gotta do this.

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Speaker 1: Sure, yeah, let's go stay at Gwyof's house.

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Speaker 3: I bet Gwyneth leave them offer to swap jade eggs

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Speaker 8: I don't think I'm pale enough to stay at her house.

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Speaker 8: I'm pretty pale.

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Speaker 3: You gotta put in a bid to find out. We're

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Speaker 3: gonna do Laser Stories next. It's the radio segment that

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Speaker 3: management says sounds ten times better when it's done by

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Speaker 3: our AI robot replacements. Just for some reason, AI Jose

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Speaker 3: figure that part out of that.

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Speaker 10: Well.

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Speaker 3: Once they do, it's curtains for us and the human

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Speaker 3: edition of Laser Stories.

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Speaker 1: That means that we're never gonna leave.

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Speaker 3: It's a segment where we read weird news stories around

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Speaker 3: the globe, just like everyone else does, except we've got

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Speaker 3: a laser. Those other binary bays just don't. This first

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Speaker 3: laser story is out of Hollidaysburg, Pennsylvania, Christmas.

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Speaker 7: No, not quite.

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Speaker 3: I'm gonna tell you about twenty seven year old Mandy

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Speaker 3: Freed and her boyfriend Tyson. They decided to go get

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Speaker 3: While waiting for their order, Tyson dropped a couple quarters

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Speaker 1: That's right, that's the only way you you know, love

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Speaker 3: He started to maneuver the mechanical claw around to pluck toys. Suddenly,

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Speaker 3: Mandy screamed. Amongst the stuffed animals and plastic objects, there

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Speaker 3: were two eyes blinking back at them from inside the pile.

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Speaker 5: What the heck?

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Speaker 3: The staff ran over to see what was going on,

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Speaker 3: and that's when everyone realized that inside of the machine

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Speaker 3: there was somehow a very much alive groundhog. I'll show you.

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Speaker 7: It's all more shirts that way. This next laser story

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Speaker 7: How many times do we have to talk about that?

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Speaker 3: Tell them this next laser stories out of Dating Headquarters.

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Speaker 3: AI can't solve all the world's problems yet, okay, but

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Speaker 3: Fuller realized that you can use chat GPT to figure

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Speaker 7: Knew that already, Alexis, this was your idea.

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Speaker 12: You're right, I meant it's crazy that you all just

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Speaker 11: Yeah, people, for the advancement when I can measure something.

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Speaker 3: this next Lazer stories out of Gaming Central. Yes, the

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Speaker 1: I'm actually on the edge of my seat. I love

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Speaker 3: It doesn't start till January first, okay, but you'll be

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Speaker 3: used to express excitement. Number four bougie the J and

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Speaker 3: It means fancy or luxurious. They added multiple different spellings

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Speaker 3: for it. To Number three, you're now allowed to use

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Speaker 3: this at scrabble. Fluof Is that like a fart? It

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Speaker 3: Number two bacne short for back acne.

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Speaker 1: Do you put a K or no ca? It's like

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Speaker 7: B like acne. Okay, and the number one word.

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Speaker 3: The board game Scrabble is adding to its new list

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Speaker 3: of words that you'll be able to play. Is grammable?

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Speaker 3: Something worthy of being posted on Instagram?

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Speaker 1: Oh? So many letters?

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Speaker 7: Good score?

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Speaker 3: And again, remember Brooke, you're not allowed to play these

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Speaker 8: I love that my kids are still in elementary school

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Speaker 8: because I annihilate them.

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Speaker 3: Well, speaking of a grammable fluof Oh, this guy just

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Speaker 1: Okay, and T is not fuzzy, he is tas.

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Speaker 7: That was pretty bougie of me.

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Speaker 3: Sixty points awarded to yours truly, and that's Sam. When

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Speaker 3: these laser stories has come to an end for the day,

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Speaker 3: we're gonna do it again, same time on Wednesday, Jeffrey

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Speaker 3: in the morning. Alright, everyone, time to take our weekly

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Speaker 3: morning show oath. So everyone raised your right hand and

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Speaker 1: Name, I state your name.

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Speaker 7: Promise to not judge.

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Speaker 3: The people, Promise judge the judge. You have to do it.

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Speaker 5: Come on, promise not judge people.

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Speaker 3: Whose pathetic voicemails we're about to hear, no matter.

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Speaker 1: How cringey, no matter how cringe or.

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Speaker 3: Sloppy drunk or sloppy drunk or weirdly erotic, they may sound.

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Speaker 1: Weirdly erotic, they may sound.

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Speaker 3: I swear to not save their phone numbers, save their

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Speaker 3: phone and try to sell them or use socks Alexis

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Speaker 3: beg them to follow our twitch streams and never use

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Speaker 3: my celebrity influence to make them sleep with me.

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Speaker 1: Broke, what are you supposed to do with the influence.

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Speaker 7: Till death to do us part?

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Speaker 1: Do us part?

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Speaker 10: Getting married?

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Speaker 7: In Jeffrey, we.

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Speaker 3: Trust ah men will be able to keep our will

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Speaker 3: we be able to keep our oaths? We're going to

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Speaker 3: put them to the test. I don't want to take.

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Speaker 3: It's a brand new batch of messages in the loser

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Speaker 10: You wait a minute, is this the right number? It's

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Speaker 10: the loser line.

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Speaker 3: Good by, Just call me back if you haven't heard

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Speaker 3: the loser line before.

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Speaker 7: It works like this.

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Speaker 3: Let's say someone approaches you while you're out at the

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Speaker 3: what's a girl like you doing in a place like this,

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Speaker 1: You're crazy so much.

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Speaker 3: Whatever you do, don't pour your cosmo into his fanny pack. Instead,

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Speaker 3: We could play on the air voicemails like this one.

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Speaker 14: Next message, Samantha, Hey, it's funny I got got your number.

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Speaker 7: Uh, super excited about that. We were talking.

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Speaker 14: About the train model that I had and I was

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Speaker 14: I've like totally decked it out with the train that

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Speaker 14: I'm over in way, put on the hats and outfits

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Speaker 1: It'll be a hoot a hoot.

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Speaker 8: That's going You don't want to be a conductor, Alexis.

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Speaker 2: Maybe on my own it could be cute.

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Speaker 6: But.

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Speaker 3: Is there a bar downstairs retails? Otherwise it's never happening.

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Speaker 1: Is there a hot tub in your trip?

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Speaker 12: Hey, Steve, it's we met the other night and you

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Speaker 12: told me you were going to Mexico, and I mean,

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Speaker 12: that sounds really fun, but I've just been thinking about

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Speaker 13: Actually really worried about you.

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Speaker 12: Like I looked it up and there are at least

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Speaker 13: Die on this trip.

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Speaker 12: And I'm not I'm not talking about like cartels where

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Speaker 12: Like I'm talking about normal stuff. Like I saw in

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Speaker 13: It is number six in the world for two deaths.

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Speaker 12: It doesn't say like specifically food choking, but I mean

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Speaker 12: if it's not food choking, then obviously that is way worse.

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Speaker 12: And not to mention all the vending machine accidents that

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Speaker 12: I don't want to tell you like every single way

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Speaker 12: you could die, because I mean, that would be a

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Speaker 12: but I basically I just I just don't want you

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Speaker 12: to like pass away because I would suck.

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Speaker 8: Next message, I feel like I just listened to my

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Speaker 3: I've ever take, every single precaution. I want to know

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Speaker 10: I'm in.

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Speaker 3: But remember, you can get the special Loser line number

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Speaker 3: We can play voicemails like this one.

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Speaker 7: Next message a shoe.

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Speaker 6: My name is Uh. We had met on uh that

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Speaker 6: flirted with you on purpose. I was really trying to

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Speaker 6: get your attention. That was why I stirred your drink

453
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Speaker 6: with my finger. The five knuckle treatment. You know it

454
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Speaker 6: was fun. Every knuckle hit an ice cube, and Uh,

455
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Speaker 6: I was really turned on, and I was hoping that

456
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Speaker 6: you were really turned on too. Look forward to uh

457
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Speaker 6: talking to you soon.

458
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Speaker 5: Like a jog of like I did your whole fist

459
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Speaker 5: in there.

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Speaker 3: There is only one place that I want the five

461
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Speaker 3: knuckles read man, and I'll tell you it's not in

462
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Speaker 3: my airplane beverage.

463
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Speaker 7: That didn't work for you, brother?

464
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Speaker 8: Do you guys remember it my wedding and the bartender dollies.

465
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Speaker 3: She was.

466
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Speaker 7: Next yo, mag what.

467
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Speaker 10: My cutity? But that night it might be the best

468
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Speaker 10: bott and I've seen in a long time, and.

469
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Speaker 1: My girls hanging out at the barns.

470
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Speaker 10: He seemed to only have eyes from me. So you

471
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Speaker 10: give me those extra drinks, even those eyes.

472
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Speaker 3: You know you want it, You know you.

473
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Speaker 4: Want it, and I won't do.

474
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Speaker 10: Button. Look, isn't it me?

475
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Speaker 1: My button?

476
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Speaker 10: Me coming back bar?

477
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Speaker 13: Hello, Hello, Macca, No you're hello.

478
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Speaker 1: I can't cut it off.

479
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Speaker 6: I want to cut off.

480
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Speaker 13: Hello.

481
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Speaker 10: I need drink.

482
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Speaker 5: This is literally broke.

483
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Speaker 7: I'm thinking the exact.

484
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Speaker 15: Right now.

485
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Speaker 12: I get divorced.

486
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Speaker 8: That is gonna be so much Yes, and I even

487
00:25:31,440 --> 00:25:33,840
Speaker 8: feel that why is loser lin so personal?

488
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Speaker 1: Today?

489
00:25:35,520 --> 00:25:39,199
Speaker 3: Drinks she gets extra sloppy loud, and everybody is in

490
00:25:39,240 --> 00:25:42,840
Speaker 3: love with her and they start singing really badly, asking

491
00:25:42,880 --> 00:25:50,000
Speaker 3: for more drinks. But it's fun for you, whoever. You

492
00:25:50,000 --> 00:25:53,119
Speaker 3: can listen to Loser Line regularly at this time every week.

493
00:25:53,320 --> 00:25:55,360
Speaker 7: Phone taps coming up rather.

494
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Speaker 10: Brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

495
00:26:00,480 --> 00:26:02,840
Speaker 3: Today we call a guy whose wife is pregnant with

496
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Speaker 3: their first child. She's eight months along right now, so

497
00:26:07,359 --> 00:26:10,840
Speaker 3: we recently put in a request for paternity leave. He

498
00:26:10,880 --> 00:26:13,000
Speaker 3: knows his job is pretty crazy, but he needs somebody

499
00:26:13,040 --> 00:26:14,840
Speaker 3: to step in and cover for him while he's out,

500
00:26:15,160 --> 00:26:17,720
Speaker 3: and he's a little worried about the company finding a

501
00:26:17,800 --> 00:26:21,320
Speaker 3: decent replacement. Luckily, we're about to put his mind at

502
00:26:21,359 --> 00:26:24,880
Speaker 3: ease with three excellent candidates to fill his role.

503
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Speaker 7: Good, at least that's what we think they're excellent.

504
00:26:28,119 --> 00:26:30,680
Speaker 3: We'll find out what his take is in your phone

505
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Speaker 3: tap right now.

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Speaker 13: Twenty Hello, Hey, Anthony, yes speaking.

507
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Speaker 3: Hey, this is Lewis from Corporate HR. I'm calling regarding

508
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Speaker 3: the requests that you sent in for a paternity leave.

509
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Speaker 13: Yes, my wife is eight months pregnant.

510
00:26:49,000 --> 00:26:49,160
Speaker 1: Wow.

511
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Speaker 9: We're just looking for a little bit of time off

512
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Speaker 9: to welcome the little one to the world.

513
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Speaker 3: First off, congratulations and thank you, thank you. I'm actually

514
00:26:57,640 --> 00:26:59,960
Speaker 3: calling to let you know your quest has been approved

515
00:27:00,560 --> 00:27:04,119
Speaker 3: seriously and we have three potential candidates who could step in.

516
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Speaker 7: That's amazing. I think I just submitted that request yesterday.

517
00:27:08,400 --> 00:27:10,240
Speaker 3: I just wanted to move this along as quickly as

518
00:27:10,280 --> 00:27:13,280
Speaker 3: we could and actually have all three candidates already on hold.

519
00:27:13,280 --> 00:27:14,800
Speaker 3: I'm just going to punch up the first one and

520
00:27:14,880 --> 00:27:20,440
Speaker 3: let you talk to it. Hey, Ricky there, well, I said,

521
00:27:21,400 --> 00:27:25,760
Speaker 3: I said, hello there, Uh yeah, so that's Anthony. I

522
00:27:25,760 --> 00:27:27,159
Speaker 3: have some other stuff to tackle. I'm just going to

523
00:27:27,240 --> 00:27:28,840
Speaker 3: jump off for a second. You guys can talk, and

524
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Speaker 3: I'll be back in just a little bit.

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Speaker 7: Okay, sure, fust Off.

526
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Speaker 15: Let me just say that I love the fact that

527
00:27:35,840 --> 00:27:39,280
Speaker 15: you're a salesman. In your name Tony rhymes with mony.

528
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Speaker 7: What.

529
00:27:39,640 --> 00:27:41,399
Speaker 15: We're going to make a lot of money togere of

530
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Speaker 15: a friend.

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Speaker 7: You know what, Can you tell me a little bit

532
00:27:46,640 --> 00:27:48,400
Speaker 7: about your background?

533
00:27:49,000 --> 00:27:51,280
Speaker 11: I said, I said, I could sell.

534
00:27:51,200 --> 00:27:54,960
Speaker 15: Snake a while to a cactus friend. I surely did

535
00:27:55,040 --> 00:27:59,679
Speaker 15: sell some hembroid cream to a five year old at a

536
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Speaker 15: book fail.

537
00:28:01,200 --> 00:28:03,080
Speaker 10: He didn't know what he was buying.

538
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Speaker 9: I'm not entirely sure how that relates to my job

539
00:28:07,680 --> 00:28:09,520
Speaker 9: at salesa's.

540
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Speaker 7: Gotta be selling.

541
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Speaker 15: I don't care what your age is.

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Speaker 3: I got to sell.

543
00:28:12,160 --> 00:28:14,600
Speaker 15: I just told that child, but it was smart cream

544
00:28:14,840 --> 00:28:16,720
Speaker 15: and he should put it all over his head and

545
00:28:16,840 --> 00:28:21,159
Speaker 15: he did. It was pretty funny.

546
00:28:21,240 --> 00:28:23,919
Speaker 3: Hey, fellas, let me just put you on hold for

547
00:28:23,920 --> 00:28:30,840
Speaker 3: a second there, Rick, real quick, ok, Lewis, thank you? So, Anthony,

548
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Speaker 3: how's it going with the Rick? You know? At first?

549
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Speaker 10: Blush, I don't know that.

550
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Speaker 13: That guy's gonna be the right fit.

551
00:28:38,360 --> 00:28:38,600
Speaker 7: What.

552
00:28:39,240 --> 00:28:42,040
Speaker 3: Yeah, he's a little over the top. Well, I just

553
00:28:42,040 --> 00:28:46,200
Speaker 3: think he has that big, magnetic, southern charming personality. Maybe

554
00:28:46,200 --> 00:28:47,960
Speaker 3: you were a little intimidated.

555
00:28:47,320 --> 00:28:50,240
Speaker 7: By it, Okay, I don't think I was intimidated. No,

556
00:28:50,240 --> 00:28:50,800
Speaker 7: that's okay.

557
00:28:50,920 --> 00:28:52,560
Speaker 3: So we could just go on to candidate number two.

558
00:28:52,560 --> 00:28:53,480
Speaker 3: I got someone else for you.

559
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Speaker 15: Oh boy, oh hello these days Anthony.

560
00:29:01,160 --> 00:29:02,240
Speaker 13: Yes, who am I speaking to?

561
00:29:02,640 --> 00:29:04,360
Speaker 15: It is I Rolando?

562
00:29:05,280 --> 00:29:05,680
Speaker 1: Okay?

563
00:29:06,080 --> 00:29:07,280
Speaker 15: You are having a baby?

564
00:29:07,400 --> 00:29:07,440
Speaker 10: No?

565
00:29:08,280 --> 00:29:09,400
Speaker 7: Yes? Actually yes?

566
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Speaker 13: Eight months pregnant?

567
00:29:11,680 --> 00:29:14,600
Speaker 15: Oh, which means you must have been playing some type

568
00:29:14,600 --> 00:29:18,200
Speaker 15: of beautyfferent sonet or song while you were conceiving this

569
00:29:18,360 --> 00:29:22,800
Speaker 15: angel baby child. For example, when I am making.

570
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Speaker 3: Love the way woman, Oh my god, I prefer to

571
00:29:25,040 --> 00:29:30,320
Speaker 3: put on a baby shark. Oh my goodness, baby shark.

572
00:29:31,720 --> 00:29:34,480
Speaker 7: Oh please don't start baby, shall you see?

573
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Speaker 3: Sorry to jump back in on the call. Hopefully it

574
00:29:37,080 --> 00:29:37,760
Speaker 3: was productive.

575
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Speaker 13: I don't even know what to say to that, honestly.

576
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Speaker 3: Landet, put you back on hold. There.

577
00:29:42,920 --> 00:29:44,680
Speaker 10: I will never forget this moment.

578
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Speaker 13: Okay, thank you so much.

579
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Speaker 7: All right, he is gone.

580
00:29:48,600 --> 00:29:49,560
Speaker 3: But what do you think?

581
00:29:49,640 --> 00:29:51,240
Speaker 7: He's got winner written all over him?

582
00:29:51,280 --> 00:29:51,480
Speaker 6: Right?

583
00:29:51,600 --> 00:29:52,200
Speaker 13: Are you kidding me?

584
00:29:52,280 --> 00:29:57,680
Speaker 7: That guy's a total pervert. What he started talking about

585
00:29:57,800 --> 00:30:00,920
Speaker 7: songs and my wife and yeah.

586
00:30:00,560 --> 00:30:03,480
Speaker 3: No, I've worked with Rolando for years. That's just him.

587
00:30:03,840 --> 00:30:05,320
Speaker 7: I don't care if that's just him.

588
00:30:05,360 --> 00:30:07,560
Speaker 13: I don't want him thinking over my account.

589
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Speaker 3: You're being a little bit more harsh and critical than

590
00:30:10,000 --> 00:30:11,400
Speaker 3: I thought you would be. I'm coming to you with

591
00:30:11,440 --> 00:30:12,600
Speaker 3: all these great candidates.

592
00:30:12,760 --> 00:30:14,320
Speaker 7: These are not great candidates.

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Speaker 13: I don't know what your screening process is, but that

594
00:30:17,000 --> 00:30:19,200
Speaker 13: is kind of ridiculous.

595
00:30:18,600 --> 00:30:20,840
Speaker 3: Anthony, you know what. Agreed to disagree, But I'm punching

596
00:30:20,920 --> 00:30:22,480
Speaker 3: up candidate number three right now?

597
00:30:23,040 --> 00:30:24,000
Speaker 1: Okay, No, no, no, I don't.

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Speaker 7: I don't know if this is uh gave me?

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00:30:26,200 --> 00:30:28,640
Speaker 3: I know who is this is?

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Speaker 7: Anthony? Who is speaking my.

601
00:30:30,440 --> 00:30:32,479
Speaker 10: Name's Frank, but me MIT's call me Clover.

602
00:30:33,400 --> 00:30:36,040
Speaker 13: They call you Clover because.

603
00:30:35,880 --> 00:30:37,000
Speaker 10: I'm lucky to be alone.

604
00:30:37,280 --> 00:30:38,400
Speaker 7: Is Lewis still on the phone?

605
00:30:38,440 --> 00:30:40,920
Speaker 15: Hello, Look, we don't have torn for Lewis. I need

606
00:30:40,960 --> 00:30:42,200
Speaker 15: the codes right now.

607
00:30:43,040 --> 00:30:43,840
Speaker 13: It's a code.

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Speaker 15: I have ten seconds. Need the codes right now at

609
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Speaker 15: a launch code.

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Speaker 7: Okay, do you have a resume that you can have

611
00:30:49,720 --> 00:30:50,240
Speaker 7: an email?

612
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Speaker 12: Me?

613
00:30:51,800 --> 00:30:52,960
Speaker 13: I don't have what?

614
00:30:52,720 --> 00:30:52,760
Speaker 15: What?

615
00:30:52,960 --> 00:30:54,440
Speaker 7: What are we talking about? What codes?

616
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Speaker 10: You want?

617
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Speaker 16: My damn it?

618
00:30:57,240 --> 00:30:58,040
Speaker 15: Anthony?

619
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Speaker 3: You know what you've done?

620
00:31:00,720 --> 00:31:02,560
Speaker 7: What have I done? What are you doing?

621
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Speaker 15: Apparently now I have to wait another thirty seconds before

622
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Speaker 15: I try to pass it again and get logged into

623
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Speaker 15: the computer.

624
00:31:08,840 --> 00:31:11,640
Speaker 7: What the hell is going on here? What's going on?

625
00:31:11,760 --> 00:31:13,880
Speaker 3: Anthony's You didn't give him the code? So now we

626
00:31:13,960 --> 00:31:15,560
Speaker 3: have to tell you that this is a prank phone call.

627
00:31:16,040 --> 00:31:18,240
Speaker 13: Wait a minute, are you serious?

628
00:31:18,240 --> 00:31:19,000
Speaker 2: Are you met it with me?

629
00:31:19,320 --> 00:31:21,240
Speaker 3: No, dude, we don't work at your company. We're from

630
00:31:21,240 --> 00:31:23,200
Speaker 3: a radio show called Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.

631
00:31:23,280 --> 00:31:24,440
Speaker 7: I'm jeff that's how Zach.

632
00:31:25,680 --> 00:31:28,040
Speaker 13: Oh my god, are you serious?

633
00:31:28,160 --> 00:31:30,440
Speaker 3: Your wife Marie set you up for a prank call?

634
00:31:31,320 --> 00:31:31,640
Speaker 9: No?

635
00:31:31,800 --> 00:31:38,200
Speaker 7: What sweating bullets? Right now?

636
00:31:38,320 --> 00:31:40,479
Speaker 5: I was also sweating when I talked to Marie.

637
00:31:41,040 --> 00:31:42,640
Speaker 3: Now I see my friends.

638
00:31:42,760 --> 00:31:45,160
Speaker 9: Oh my heart is preating out.

639
00:31:45,240 --> 00:31:51,600
Speaker 10: My week up every morning was phone taps weekday mornings

640
00:31:51,600 --> 00:31:56,040
Speaker 10: on the twenties, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

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00:31:56,200 --> 00:31:59,680
Speaker 3: Alexis, do me a favor. Close your eyes and picture

642
00:31:59,840 --> 00:32:03,400
Speaker 3: the greatest first date that you could ever go on.

643
00:32:04,000 --> 00:32:07,360
Speaker 3: That's hard, okay, Okay, Now pretend you didn't pass out

644
00:32:07,400 --> 00:32:19,280
Speaker 3: one hour in after too many one that threw me on? Okay, Well, now, okay,

645
00:32:19,320 --> 00:32:21,440
Speaker 3: let's pretend that all that good stuff happened. What if

646
00:32:21,440 --> 00:32:24,560
Speaker 3: after the best date of your life, that same person

647
00:32:25,040 --> 00:32:26,720
Speaker 3: completely ghosted.

648
00:32:26,320 --> 00:32:27,400
Speaker 7: You on Night too?

649
00:32:27,840 --> 00:32:31,240
Speaker 3: Oh, because one of our listeners, do.

650
00:32:31,240 --> 00:32:33,200
Speaker 1: I need to keep everything? I use their imaginary credit

651
00:32:33,240 --> 00:32:34,920
Speaker 1: card to buy on the sedule Hold.

652
00:32:36,080 --> 00:32:38,440
Speaker 3: But one of our listeners says that just happened to

653
00:32:38,520 --> 00:32:43,440
Speaker 3: him with no explanation, and unlike Alexis, he was conscious

654
00:32:43,480 --> 00:32:44,920
Speaker 3: for the entire thing.

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Speaker 1: And it feels like you don't want to be on

656
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Speaker 1: the second.

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00:32:47,760 --> 00:32:51,360
Speaker 3: Chur It has him questioning everything. You'll probably be questioning

658
00:32:51,400 --> 00:32:54,280
Speaker 3: it too when you hear about the best first date

659
00:32:54,440 --> 00:32:57,120
Speaker 3: ever and how it went all wrong on Night Too

660
00:32:57,160 --> 00:33:03,080
Speaker 3: and your second date update, Next date Update, I saw

661
00:33:03,080 --> 00:33:05,480
Speaker 3: a TikTok recently that said, if you're on the dating

662
00:33:05,480 --> 00:33:09,280
Speaker 3: apps right now, it's like the last chopper out of Vietnam.

663
00:33:11,520 --> 00:33:12,480
Speaker 7: A couple of years.

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Speaker 3: Ago, it was actually working. You could find quality matches

665
00:33:15,800 --> 00:33:20,120
Speaker 3: on there that weren't Russian bots. But now it's like

666
00:33:20,320 --> 00:33:24,480
Speaker 3: wading through the wet trash compactor that Luke Skywalker got

667
00:33:24,560 --> 00:33:26,040
Speaker 3: dumped into on the Death Star.

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Speaker 8: So many analogies here that I don't quite understand.

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Speaker 3: It's a gloomy, dark scene on the dating apps right now,

670
00:33:35,600 --> 00:33:38,360
Speaker 3: and one of our listeners says that he is just

671
00:33:38,400 --> 00:33:41,280
Speaker 3: about done with it. If we can't reconnect him with

672
00:33:41,320 --> 00:33:44,280
Speaker 3: the woman that he went out with last week, he

673
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Speaker 3: might be done completely.

674
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Speaker 8: Is a straw that's going to break the camel's back,

675
00:33:48,760 --> 00:33:52,560
Speaker 8: like some sort of an everybody's nice to have.

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Speaker 3: One from like this century, but.

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Speaker 1: That's okayout Vietnam.

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Speaker 3: So his name is Thomas Thomas. Welcome to the show.

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Speaker 13: Hey, thanks for having me.

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00:34:01,200 --> 00:34:04,520
Speaker 3: That's honest. I know that your email was very down

681
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Speaker 3: on yourself, but maybe you were just like super emotional.

682
00:34:06,880 --> 00:34:09,000
Speaker 3: You don't actually mean that you're ready to give up

683
00:34:09,040 --> 00:34:10,880
Speaker 3: on the apps entirely, are you.

684
00:34:11,560 --> 00:34:14,080
Speaker 13: I've been on these dating ass now for about two years,

685
00:34:14,600 --> 00:34:17,600
Speaker 13: and I mean, I'm just losing hope. It's just gotten

686
00:34:17,600 --> 00:34:19,120
Speaker 13: worse and worse and worse and worse.

687
00:34:19,360 --> 00:34:22,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, such a ray of positivity.

688
00:34:22,239 --> 00:34:25,800
Speaker 13: Okay, I listen. I started out in it with plenty

689
00:34:25,880 --> 00:34:28,279
Speaker 13: of hope, but I'm losing it now because I mean,

690
00:34:28,800 --> 00:34:30,839
Speaker 13: I don't feel like I'm asking for much like I

691
00:34:30,920 --> 00:34:33,400
Speaker 13: just want somebody that I get along with, that I

692
00:34:33,440 --> 00:34:34,000
Speaker 13: share things.

693
00:34:34,800 --> 00:34:38,400
Speaker 3: Okay, Well, slow down with your long list of demands

694
00:34:38,520 --> 00:34:39,560
Speaker 3: with the perfect woman.

695
00:34:39,920 --> 00:34:42,120
Speaker 13: I mean, i feel like I've been doing things right

696
00:34:42,239 --> 00:34:44,879
Speaker 13: and I've had good conversations with women. You know, we've

697
00:34:45,040 --> 00:34:46,680
Speaker 13: had some things in common. There seems to be a

698
00:34:46,680 --> 00:34:48,759
Speaker 13: spark and that I don't hear back from them or

699
00:34:48,800 --> 00:34:49,839
Speaker 13: they don't even show up.

700
00:34:49,960 --> 00:34:53,080
Speaker 1: Okay, but yeah, wait, did this woman show up for you?

701
00:34:53,080 --> 00:34:54,160
Speaker 1: You you said you would.

702
00:34:53,920 --> 00:34:55,760
Speaker 13: Have, Norman. Did this woman?

703
00:34:55,840 --> 00:34:56,000
Speaker 10: Did?

704
00:34:56,280 --> 00:34:57,240
Speaker 13: Her name is Diane?

705
00:34:57,560 --> 00:34:57,960
Speaker 3: Diane?

706
00:34:58,120 --> 00:34:59,920
Speaker 13: I put so much into this day.

707
00:35:00,239 --> 00:35:01,080
Speaker 1: Can I ask, right.

708
00:35:01,080 --> 00:35:05,160
Speaker 8: Off the bat, did you complain about the scene, the

709
00:35:05,239 --> 00:35:07,000
Speaker 8: dating scene the entire time.

710
00:35:07,560 --> 00:35:09,120
Speaker 1: I'm just going to cut to the chase here.

711
00:35:09,960 --> 00:35:14,000
Speaker 13: No, No, I did not. We We honestly, we had

712
00:35:14,160 --> 00:35:17,800
Speaker 13: a wonderful date. We went to this Mediterranean restaurant. Okay,

713
00:35:17,960 --> 00:35:21,640
Speaker 13: And she had a beautiful smile. There's great eye contact,

714
00:35:21,680 --> 00:35:23,160
Speaker 13: like she wasn't on her phone the whole time. She's

715
00:35:23,200 --> 00:35:25,520
Speaker 13: actually listening and interacting.

716
00:35:25,719 --> 00:35:28,759
Speaker 8: And I'm assuming you're going in with zero expectations, since

717
00:35:28,840 --> 00:35:30,520
Speaker 8: you don't have much faith in the process.

718
00:35:30,560 --> 00:35:31,719
Speaker 1: At this point, I.

719
00:35:31,719 --> 00:35:34,440
Speaker 13: Was ready to just eat alone. And she showed up

720
00:35:34,480 --> 00:35:36,360
Speaker 13: already her past expectation.

721
00:35:36,560 --> 00:35:39,560
Speaker 3: I liked that mentality. If you go in thinking like

722
00:35:39,880 --> 00:35:42,480
Speaker 3: it's going to be terrible, then it's going to be

723
00:35:42,520 --> 00:35:44,279
Speaker 3: great no matter what. As long as they show up,

724
00:35:44,280 --> 00:35:45,279
Speaker 3: he's gonna start sitting down.

725
00:35:45,280 --> 00:35:49,839
Speaker 5: And right now she's not going to show up, and she.

726
00:35:49,840 --> 00:35:52,279
Speaker 7: Goes, oh, you're halfwaying the meal. Best date ever?

727
00:35:52,520 --> 00:35:54,200
Speaker 5: Oh my god, that's awesome.

728
00:35:54,200 --> 00:35:57,240
Speaker 13: Okay, Yeah, I'm glad. I only ordered like one cocktail

729
00:35:57,320 --> 00:35:58,120
Speaker 13: before she got there.

730
00:36:00,000 --> 00:36:01,560
Speaker 1: What was it like when you first saw her?

731
00:36:01,960 --> 00:36:04,400
Speaker 13: I mean, like I said, she had a beautiful smile,

732
00:36:05,120 --> 00:36:08,160
Speaker 13: really like focused on me on the date, which was

733
00:36:08,320 --> 00:36:11,759
Speaker 13: which was nice. And she loves horror movies like I do.

734
00:36:12,000 --> 00:36:14,279
Speaker 13: And like I expected us to be there for like

735
00:36:14,320 --> 00:36:17,640
Speaker 13: an hour, but we were there. We talked for over

736
00:36:17,800 --> 00:36:19,759
Speaker 13: four hours at the restaurant.

737
00:36:20,040 --> 00:36:22,720
Speaker 1: What what at the restaurant the entire time.

738
00:36:23,320 --> 00:36:24,200
Speaker 5: Yeah, Oh my god.

739
00:36:24,200 --> 00:36:25,920
Speaker 1: The waiter was just so annoyed with you.

740
00:36:26,000 --> 00:36:28,320
Speaker 5: Yeah.

741
00:36:26,480 --> 00:36:30,399
Speaker 3: Yeah, were you ordering more drinks in between that time?

742
00:36:30,440 --> 00:36:32,440
Speaker 3: I'm just thinking from the waiters perspective.

743
00:36:32,080 --> 00:36:35,520
Speaker 13: There were a couple, but we had a good long talk.

744
00:36:35,560 --> 00:36:37,400
Speaker 13: I mean we ended up closing the restaurant down.

745
00:36:37,640 --> 00:36:41,520
Speaker 8: My gosh, I mean I could understand, just on that

746
00:36:41,680 --> 00:36:44,600
Speaker 8: experience alone, why you'd be so mystified why this woman

747
00:36:44,640 --> 00:36:45,480
Speaker 8: isn't calling you back.

748
00:36:45,600 --> 00:36:49,160
Speaker 13: Yeah, well, especially because we agreed on another date.

749
00:36:49,360 --> 00:36:51,200
Speaker 8: When you say you agreed on another date, did you

750
00:36:51,239 --> 00:36:53,560
Speaker 8: guys like set a day in a time or we

751
00:36:53,920 --> 00:36:54,560
Speaker 8: made agree.

752
00:36:54,360 --> 00:36:56,080
Speaker 13: To go out afterwards? We were going to meet at

753
00:36:56,080 --> 00:36:59,919
Speaker 13: the same restaurant next week, Oh, like the following week.

754
00:37:01,400 --> 00:37:03,680
Speaker 1: Interesting, Okay, I want to do the same one.

755
00:37:04,000 --> 00:37:05,920
Speaker 3: I mean, if the vibes are so good at that one.

756
00:37:05,760 --> 00:37:07,480
Speaker 7: Place, to keep it going.

757
00:37:07,719 --> 00:37:10,240
Speaker 13: Yeah, I think we just had such a great time.

758
00:37:10,440 --> 00:37:12,000
Speaker 13: We wanted to keep the ball rolling.

759
00:37:12,120 --> 00:37:14,160
Speaker 7: That's gone and that could be your place someday.

760
00:37:14,239 --> 00:37:16,400
Speaker 5: Like, oh, this is our first two dates.

761
00:37:16,600 --> 00:37:18,680
Speaker 3: They took the chopper out of nom and then decided

762
00:37:18,680 --> 00:37:21,239
Speaker 3: to fly right back into it. Okay, how did your

763
00:37:21,280 --> 00:37:22,080
Speaker 3: second tour go?

764
00:37:22,640 --> 00:37:25,920
Speaker 13: Well, that's the thing. She never showed up.

765
00:37:26,160 --> 00:37:29,239
Speaker 1: She did wait wait on the second time, she didn't

766
00:37:29,239 --> 00:37:29,719
Speaker 1: show up.

767
00:37:30,040 --> 00:37:32,239
Speaker 13: She never showed up. I was there for over half

768
00:37:32,280 --> 00:37:35,000
Speaker 13: an hour. I texted her no response.

769
00:37:34,880 --> 00:37:38,279
Speaker 8: And had you guys texted in the week between, like oh,

770
00:37:38,360 --> 00:37:39,680
Speaker 8: can't wait to see you?

771
00:37:39,680 --> 00:37:39,880
Speaker 1: You know.

772
00:37:40,080 --> 00:37:41,960
Speaker 13: Yeah, I'd had a couple of texts, you know, back

773
00:37:42,000 --> 00:37:43,200
Speaker 13: and forth with her, And.

774
00:37:44,560 --> 00:37:45,680
Speaker 7: Maybe that's the problem.

775
00:37:47,120 --> 00:37:49,520
Speaker 5: I don't know the confirming of the second day.

776
00:37:49,640 --> 00:37:51,520
Speaker 8: You know, you always have to confirm plans at least

777
00:37:51,560 --> 00:37:53,240
Speaker 8: three times before they actually happened.

778
00:37:54,320 --> 00:37:55,160
Speaker 3: A little mystery.

779
00:37:55,360 --> 00:37:56,120
Speaker 1: No, it's not.

780
00:37:56,360 --> 00:37:58,400
Speaker 3: Look, are we on for tonight?

781
00:37:58,560 --> 00:37:58,759
Speaker 1: Yeah?

782
00:37:58,800 --> 00:37:59,239
Speaker 10: Are we?

783
00:37:59,400 --> 00:37:59,560
Speaker 15: Are?

784
00:37:59,560 --> 00:37:59,719
Speaker 11: We?

785
00:38:00,200 --> 00:38:01,960
Speaker 3: I guess you'll have to show up and find out.

786
00:38:02,480 --> 00:38:04,960
Speaker 13: Yeah, I didn't know the magic rule was three? But

787
00:38:05,239 --> 00:38:07,719
Speaker 13: do we noted? I guess for the future. But she

788
00:38:07,840 --> 00:38:09,880
Speaker 13: just wasn't there, And then she hasn't responded to any

789
00:38:09,880 --> 00:38:14,400
Speaker 13: of my calls or Techude, dude, I'm sorry. Now, you

790
00:38:14,400 --> 00:38:17,000
Speaker 13: guys know why I want to get off of these apps,

791
00:38:17,120 --> 00:38:22,120
Speaker 13: because again we spent four hours balking and and then

792
00:38:22,160 --> 00:38:23,839
Speaker 13: a no show on the second date.

793
00:38:25,400 --> 00:38:28,520
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, you've never been stood up before.

794
00:38:28,640 --> 00:38:40,840
Speaker 8: Imagine I've heard.

795
00:38:37,680 --> 00:38:40,279
Speaker 3: We're going to try and make a happier image come

796
00:38:40,280 --> 00:38:42,560
Speaker 3: out of all of this we got because we're gonna

797
00:38:42,600 --> 00:38:44,799
Speaker 3: come back. We're gonna call Diane for you and try

798
00:38:44,840 --> 00:38:47,560
Speaker 3: and get you your second date update, get you out

799
00:38:47,600 --> 00:38:51,319
Speaker 3: of nom once and for all. R right this, No,

800
00:38:51,400 --> 00:38:53,759
Speaker 3: we're gonna drive this one home. God, We're gonna do

801
00:38:53,800 --> 00:39:00,279
Speaker 3: it right after this second date update. Imagine four were

802
00:39:00,320 --> 00:39:06,040
Speaker 3: hours of non stop laughter and sharing stories and dreams.

803
00:39:06,400 --> 00:39:09,040
Speaker 3: Two desserts, one spoon.

804
00:39:09,880 --> 00:39:11,960
Speaker 5: That sounds lovely, Jeffrey.

805
00:39:11,960 --> 00:39:13,440
Speaker 3: I don't know if that really happened.

806
00:39:14,040 --> 00:39:16,960
Speaker 1: There was only one spoon. I'm sorry, I'd be out.

807
00:39:18,120 --> 00:39:20,359
Speaker 3: I'm just picturing in my mind the best date ever,

808
00:39:20,400 --> 00:39:23,520
Speaker 3: because that's what Thomas described to us earlier when he

809
00:39:23,600 --> 00:39:26,440
Speaker 3: met up at a restaurant with Diane. Maybe it was

810
00:39:26,560 --> 00:39:28,200
Speaker 3: three desserts, no spoon.

811
00:39:28,280 --> 00:39:30,280
Speaker 1: I think you usually do one dessert and two spoons.

812
00:39:30,400 --> 00:39:33,399
Speaker 7: You know, the more spoons, the worst it's going. Yeah, yeah,

813
00:39:33,480 --> 00:39:34,000
Speaker 7: no spoon.

814
00:39:34,160 --> 00:39:36,200
Speaker 5: Hands behind the back of your lady in.

815
00:39:36,200 --> 00:39:39,759
Speaker 3: The tramping a mudpie off of each other's fingers. That

816
00:39:39,920 --> 00:39:41,239
Speaker 3: is the best date night ever.

817
00:39:41,600 --> 00:39:42,920
Speaker 1: That visual will haunt me.

818
00:39:44,080 --> 00:39:46,080
Speaker 3: I honestly don't know. All I do know is that

819
00:39:46,120 --> 00:39:48,560
Speaker 3: Thomas is about to give up on the dating apps

820
00:39:48,560 --> 00:39:50,839
Speaker 3: if this doesn't work out for him and we're not

821
00:39:50,920 --> 00:39:52,160
Speaker 3: gonna let that happen.

822
00:39:51,960 --> 00:39:54,520
Speaker 1: Right, Brookes, that's right, we got you, Thomas.

823
00:39:55,800 --> 00:39:56,839
Speaker 13: Man. I appreciate y'all.

824
00:39:57,120 --> 00:40:00,319
Speaker 8: Yeah, Thomas, you haven't heard from her at all after

825
00:40:00,360 --> 00:40:01,080
Speaker 8: she stood you up?

826
00:40:01,360 --> 00:40:03,160
Speaker 13: Nothing, complete radio silence.

827
00:40:03,320 --> 00:40:03,960
Speaker 7: So are you?

828
00:40:04,040 --> 00:40:05,719
Speaker 1: Are you mad going into this?

829
00:40:06,160 --> 00:40:09,000
Speaker 13: I mean a little bit, but to be honest, I'm more.

830
00:40:09,120 --> 00:40:12,000
Speaker 13: I'm just exhausted and I just kind of want to

831
00:40:12,040 --> 00:40:16,000
Speaker 13: know why it doesn't make sense to me?

832
00:40:16,400 --> 00:40:17,600
Speaker 1: Is all okay?

833
00:40:17,800 --> 00:40:18,080
Speaker 4: All right?

834
00:40:18,120 --> 00:40:18,720
Speaker 5: You defeated?

835
00:40:19,960 --> 00:40:25,120
Speaker 13: Yeah, bring the energy down.

836
00:40:26,239 --> 00:40:26,440
Speaker 6: Like that.

837
00:40:26,760 --> 00:40:27,480
Speaker 3: I'm hopeful.

838
00:40:27,640 --> 00:40:29,399
Speaker 1: Like you said, that's right, like one minute ago.

839
00:40:29,440 --> 00:40:30,880
Speaker 5: I know, Well, I'm hopeful for you too.

840
00:40:30,920 --> 00:40:31,920
Speaker 1: We're gonna hold you up.

841
00:40:31,960 --> 00:40:37,640
Speaker 8: Okay, We're gonna reinflate you're trying to you.

842
00:40:37,719 --> 00:40:40,240
Speaker 1: We're gonna prop you up and make this happen.

843
00:40:40,280 --> 00:40:40,520
Speaker 10: All right.

844
00:40:40,560 --> 00:40:42,520
Speaker 3: If you'd like to hire Brook to give a pep

845
00:40:42,560 --> 00:40:45,160
Speaker 3: talk to your company, makes you go to Brook dot

846
00:40:45,200 --> 00:40:50,400
Speaker 3: com or sports team got to lift let's plate stuff

847
00:40:51,040 --> 00:40:51,640
Speaker 3: right there?

848
00:41:02,600 --> 00:41:02,839
Speaker 2: Hello?

849
00:41:03,840 --> 00:41:04,680
Speaker 3: Hey, is this Diane?

850
00:41:05,920 --> 00:41:06,080
Speaker 10: Yeah?

851
00:41:06,200 --> 00:41:06,640
Speaker 9: This is her?

852
00:41:07,200 --> 00:41:11,480
Speaker 3: We got her? Okay, Diane, what's up? You're on the

853
00:41:11,560 --> 00:41:13,359
Speaker 3: radio right now with Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.

854
00:41:15,040 --> 00:41:15,880
Speaker 2: Okay, okay.

855
00:41:17,400 --> 00:41:20,080
Speaker 3: Most people cheer when we say that, but that's okay.

856
00:41:20,280 --> 00:41:23,279
Speaker 1: Actually, yeah, not one person has ever done that. I

857
00:41:23,320 --> 00:41:26,359
Speaker 1: don't feel any pressure. We're excited to talk to though.

858
00:41:26,680 --> 00:41:27,760
Speaker 5: Yeah god, you answered.

859
00:41:28,680 --> 00:41:31,320
Speaker 2: I'm like in the middle of something and you I

860
00:41:31,320 --> 00:41:32,040
Speaker 2: don't know what's going on.

861
00:41:32,360 --> 00:41:34,160
Speaker 3: Oh okay, we're in the middle of something too. It's

862
00:41:34,200 --> 00:41:36,600
Speaker 3: called a second date update, and I think our thing

863
00:41:36,640 --> 00:41:40,400
Speaker 3: is probably more important. Okay, sorry, no, I think we

864
00:41:40,520 --> 00:41:42,480
Speaker 3: have a listener who went on a date with you

865
00:41:42,640 --> 00:41:46,040
Speaker 3: recently and hasn't really been able to meet up a

866
00:41:46,120 --> 00:41:48,600
Speaker 3: second time. It's really bumming him out, and he just

867
00:41:48,640 --> 00:41:50,720
Speaker 3: doesn't know why. His name's Thomas.

868
00:41:52,719 --> 00:41:59,080
Speaker 1: Oh okay, okay, okay, you know Thomas. Yeah I know.

869
00:41:59,200 --> 00:41:59,920
Speaker 2: Yeah, I know Thomas.

870
00:42:00,480 --> 00:42:01,560
Speaker 5: Yeah, okay.

871
00:42:01,920 --> 00:42:05,160
Speaker 3: We figured because you guys spent quite a while together

872
00:42:05,440 --> 00:42:07,759
Speaker 3: the other night at a restaurant having what sounded like

873
00:42:07,840 --> 00:42:08,839
Speaker 3: a really nice time.

874
00:42:08,960 --> 00:42:11,200
Speaker 1: Yeah. He told us that you really connected.

875
00:42:11,920 --> 00:42:14,560
Speaker 3: I mean, most people don't close down a restaurant when

876
00:42:14,600 --> 00:42:16,200
Speaker 3: they're having a bad time with each other.

877
00:42:16,400 --> 00:42:16,600
Speaker 14: Yeah.

878
00:42:18,280 --> 00:42:21,239
Speaker 2: Yeah, we had a date the other night, so you

879
00:42:21,360 --> 00:42:21,719
Speaker 2: admit it.

880
00:42:21,840 --> 00:42:27,480
Speaker 1: Haa. I mean, if you had a good date, then

881
00:42:28,080 --> 00:42:29,560
Speaker 1: why didn't you show up the second time.

882
00:42:29,640 --> 00:42:33,920
Speaker 3: Yeah, we're all confused, and Thomas is especially confused because

883
00:42:33,960 --> 00:42:37,040
Speaker 3: apparently you were supposed to meet up again the following

884
00:42:37,080 --> 00:42:40,239
Speaker 3: week at the same exact restaurant and you ghosted you

885
00:42:40,280 --> 00:42:41,160
Speaker 3: didn't even show.

886
00:42:41,800 --> 00:42:43,359
Speaker 2: First of all, I did not ghost him.

887
00:42:43,719 --> 00:42:45,480
Speaker 5: What he was there and you were.

888
00:42:45,719 --> 00:42:47,520
Speaker 7: Yeah, he showed up and he says he weren't there.

889
00:42:48,400 --> 00:42:48,600
Speaker 10: Yeah.

890
00:42:48,760 --> 00:42:50,959
Speaker 2: No, I went to the restaurant. I got there early,

891
00:42:51,120 --> 00:42:53,040
Speaker 2: and I left before I got there, But I did

892
00:42:53,160 --> 00:42:53,960
Speaker 2: not ghost him.

893
00:42:54,160 --> 00:42:55,359
Speaker 7: You left before he got there.

894
00:42:56,520 --> 00:42:58,840
Speaker 1: Yeah, you can't have a date at two different times.

895
00:43:00,280 --> 00:43:01,160
Speaker 17: Was there last week?

896
00:43:01,960 --> 00:43:04,520
Speaker 2: You know, I was really looking forward to our gate

897
00:43:05,040 --> 00:43:07,280
Speaker 2: and I actually got there fifteen minutes early.

898
00:43:07,760 --> 00:43:08,040
Speaker 1: Okay.

899
00:43:08,840 --> 00:43:11,120
Speaker 2: When I got there, you know, the host when I

900
00:43:11,160 --> 00:43:13,560
Speaker 2: got there, was paying really like a lot.

901
00:43:13,520 --> 00:43:15,960
Speaker 8: Of attention to me, like in a way that made

902
00:43:16,000 --> 00:43:18,680
Speaker 8: you uncomfortable the way you said that, Yeah, it was

903
00:43:18,800 --> 00:43:20,600
Speaker 8: just it was like they were familiar with me.

904
00:43:21,040 --> 00:43:23,240
Speaker 1: Well you were you closed down the place the week before.

905
00:43:23,320 --> 00:43:23,960
Speaker 4: Maybe they know you.

906
00:43:26,160 --> 00:43:28,840
Speaker 1: About We heard you took the table for four hours.

907
00:43:30,120 --> 00:43:33,640
Speaker 2: Yeah, actually it was kind of the opposite. They put

908
00:43:33,760 --> 00:43:38,000
Speaker 2: me at the nicest table you could possibly be at

909
00:43:38,080 --> 00:43:42,120
Speaker 2: in the restaurant, like a beautiful view of the city.

910
00:43:42,440 --> 00:43:45,240
Speaker 1: Oh, why is this an issue?

911
00:43:45,440 --> 00:43:47,319
Speaker 3: Did you know somebody that sounds really nice?

912
00:43:47,400 --> 00:43:47,600
Speaker 6: Yeah?

913
00:43:49,160 --> 00:43:53,240
Speaker 2: Well, there were like rose petals all over the table.

914
00:43:55,280 --> 00:43:57,239
Speaker 2: My favorite drink. I told him I was a Gin

915
00:43:57,280 --> 00:44:00,160
Speaker 2: and Tonic and he had it like it was there waiting.

916
00:44:00,239 --> 00:44:01,200
Speaker 1: That's so cute.

917
00:44:02,880 --> 00:44:05,600
Speaker 3: Oh my god, what part of this is bad in

918
00:44:05,719 --> 00:44:06,200
Speaker 3: your mind?

919
00:44:06,440 --> 00:44:10,200
Speaker 2: I well, it just was. It was a lot for

920
00:44:10,360 --> 00:44:11,080
Speaker 2: a second date.

921
00:44:11,320 --> 00:44:13,719
Speaker 1: It's just a Gen and Tonic and a couple of

922
00:44:13,880 --> 00:44:18,960
Speaker 1: rose petals. Wait, is that that like an anniversary thing?

923
00:44:19,800 --> 00:44:20,240
Speaker 13: Exactly?

924
00:44:20,360 --> 00:44:21,239
Speaker 10: He was excited.

925
00:44:21,600 --> 00:44:24,200
Speaker 2: It's not an anniversary though, it's a second date. And

926
00:44:24,320 --> 00:44:28,120
Speaker 2: it honestly felt like a proposal that much.

927
00:44:28,520 --> 00:44:30,600
Speaker 1: Girl, You need to set your sights higher. If you

928
00:44:30,680 --> 00:44:32,080
Speaker 1: think that's a proposal.

929
00:44:32,000 --> 00:44:34,160
Speaker 3: Well, hold on, let's just hear her out a little bit,

930
00:44:34,280 --> 00:44:37,560
Speaker 3: so that all those nice gestures made you feel uncomfortable,

931
00:44:38,080 --> 00:44:38,440
Speaker 3: Like I just.

932
00:44:38,520 --> 00:44:40,120
Speaker 2: Couldn't figure out. It was just like what does he

933
00:44:40,200 --> 00:44:42,680
Speaker 2: want for me? Like it just was so so much.

934
00:44:43,080 --> 00:44:46,160
Speaker 1: Isn't that awful that that's your first thought? Like that sucks?

935
00:44:46,480 --> 00:44:49,080
Speaker 1: I mean, honestly, like, what if all he wanted was

936
00:44:49,160 --> 00:44:50,719
Speaker 1: to show you that he liked you, he should have.

937
00:44:50,680 --> 00:44:53,160
Speaker 2: Stuck with the I mean, that's great, nolge, but I

938
00:44:53,360 --> 00:44:56,279
Speaker 2: just from my experience, no man actually acts like that.

939
00:44:56,520 --> 00:44:59,799
Speaker 2: It's like a cartoon version of whatever I see.

940
00:45:00,200 --> 00:45:02,799
Speaker 3: I could definitely see both sides of the argument where

941
00:45:03,400 --> 00:45:06,320
Speaker 3: maybe he was trying to be nice. Maybe it was

942
00:45:06,320 --> 00:45:08,160
Speaker 3: a little bit too much too fast.

943
00:45:08,360 --> 00:45:09,520
Speaker 1: To just believe him.

944
00:45:10,480 --> 00:45:13,480
Speaker 3: Yeah, that part was a little rough. But the good

945
00:45:13,560 --> 00:45:16,520
Speaker 3: news is we can make everything better with a simple action,

946
00:45:17,000 --> 00:45:19,480
Speaker 3: and that's by putting Thomas on the phone with you

947
00:45:19,600 --> 00:45:21,760
Speaker 3: right now, because he's actually on the other line waiting

948
00:45:21,800 --> 00:45:25,400
Speaker 3: to you. Oh no, don't think of this as another

949
00:45:25,480 --> 00:45:33,520
Speaker 3: grand romantic gesture, just casual phone convo inact, pretend like

950
00:45:33,640 --> 00:45:36,160
Speaker 3: we're not here, and say hi to each other. Thomas.

951
00:45:37,200 --> 00:45:41,600
Speaker 13: Yeah, Hi. I thought I was being very like sweet

952
00:45:41,719 --> 00:45:44,319
Speaker 13: and considerate, and you know, I was trying to shave

953
00:45:44,400 --> 00:45:46,880
Speaker 13: like I was also listening and paying attention to you.

954
00:45:47,120 --> 00:45:47,200
Speaker 10: And.

955
00:45:49,800 --> 00:45:52,640
Speaker 2: It is it is, you know, very sweet, I just

956
00:45:52,800 --> 00:45:55,440
Speaker 2: like you, I think. I mean, it just was a lot.

957
00:45:55,520 --> 00:45:58,080
Speaker 2: We haven't even discussed what we've wanted in our future

958
00:45:58,560 --> 00:46:00,560
Speaker 2: or anything like that, so it was just the most

959
00:46:00,719 --> 00:46:05,160
Speaker 2: grand gestures for just like meeting up again and wanting

960
00:46:05,239 --> 00:46:06,040
Speaker 2: to get to know each other.

961
00:46:06,360 --> 00:46:08,440
Speaker 1: But like you didn't even stick around to even tell

962
00:46:08,520 --> 00:46:09,560
Speaker 1: Thomas that it was too much.

963
00:46:09,600 --> 00:46:13,080
Speaker 8: I bet Thomas you would have removed those pedals as

964
00:46:13,160 --> 00:46:15,239
Speaker 8: quickly as you could had you known, right.

965
00:46:15,800 --> 00:46:17,719
Speaker 13: Yeah, the only reason I put him there in the

966
00:46:17,760 --> 00:46:19,600
Speaker 13: first place was because I thought she would like it,

967
00:46:19,800 --> 00:46:23,440
Speaker 13: not terrify her into disappearing off the face of the planet.

968
00:46:24,200 --> 00:46:25,719
Speaker 7: Wasn't like, let's scare a little bit.

969
00:46:28,080 --> 00:46:29,440
Speaker 1: Remember she liked horror movies.

970
00:46:29,560 --> 00:46:33,360
Speaker 5: You told us that something scary.

971
00:46:33,440 --> 00:46:35,520
Speaker 13: I should have wrote, I'm watching you on the.

972
00:46:39,120 --> 00:46:41,000
Speaker 1: It's actually rob Coms. It terrified her.

973
00:46:41,880 --> 00:46:45,440
Speaker 3: But I mean, just from from hearing from him, Diane,

974
00:46:45,520 --> 00:46:49,240
Speaker 3: I think his intentions were very pure, very like, kind

975
00:46:49,360 --> 00:46:52,919
Speaker 3: and thoughtful and nice, not trying to overwhelm you with love.

976
00:46:53,080 --> 00:46:54,400
Speaker 7: I've just got lost in translation.

977
00:46:54,600 --> 00:46:58,799
Speaker 2: Really yeah, yeah, I guess I panicked and I just ran.

978
00:46:59,239 --> 00:47:01,680
Speaker 3: This conversation is going better, Thomas, Do you still want

979
00:47:01,760 --> 00:47:05,720
Speaker 3: us to play the romantic violin music as the question?

980
00:47:06,400 --> 00:47:07,520
Speaker 1: I thought it was the quartet?

981
00:47:07,760 --> 00:47:11,160
Speaker 3: You know what, We're gonna skimp all of that and

982
00:47:11,320 --> 00:47:14,239
Speaker 3: just go right to the question, which is, Diane, would

983
00:47:14,280 --> 00:47:16,280
Speaker 3: you like to go out on another date with Thomas

984
00:47:16,400 --> 00:47:19,160
Speaker 3: that we would pay for? And before she answers, Thomas,

985
00:47:19,480 --> 00:47:21,200
Speaker 3: is there anything else that you just want to say

986
00:47:21,239 --> 00:47:22,920
Speaker 3: to her to try and convince her to go out

987
00:47:22,920 --> 00:47:25,040
Speaker 3: with you one more time? Now's your chance.

988
00:47:25,880 --> 00:47:30,200
Speaker 13: I don't appreciate being ghosted like that, but I did

989
00:47:30,520 --> 00:47:32,640
Speaker 13: enjoy our date and I would like to do another.

990
00:47:32,880 --> 00:47:33,960
Speaker 13: Are you guys really playing?

991
00:47:35,640 --> 00:47:36,560
Speaker 3: I didn't play anything.

992
00:47:36,680 --> 00:47:37,600
Speaker 6: That was just natural.

993
00:47:37,719 --> 00:47:40,280
Speaker 3: That was the universe a conversation.

994
00:47:40,480 --> 00:47:40,759
Speaker 4: That's it.

995
00:47:40,920 --> 00:47:42,160
Speaker 5: I don't know what you're talking about.

996
00:47:42,239 --> 00:47:43,000
Speaker 3: Keep going, Thomas.

997
00:47:43,560 --> 00:47:46,120
Speaker 13: No, no, I would love to go on a second

998
00:47:46,200 --> 00:47:50,120
Speaker 13: date with you, and I will clothing down if Oh

999
00:47:50,200 --> 00:47:50,800
Speaker 13: my god.

1000
00:47:52,920 --> 00:47:56,799
Speaker 3: That is so sweet. What do you think Dan, one

1001
00:47:56,840 --> 00:47:57,279
Speaker 3: more date?

1002
00:47:58,680 --> 00:48:00,400
Speaker 2: I mean, yeah, I would love to go on a date.

1003
00:48:00,480 --> 00:48:02,880
Speaker 2: I just it was just a lot, And now that

1004
00:48:03,000 --> 00:48:05,120
Speaker 2: I know you were coming from a good place, like

1005
00:48:05,239 --> 00:48:06,400
Speaker 2: it's you know, that's a little different.

1006
00:48:06,960 --> 00:48:07,560
Speaker 13: I'm sorry I.

1007
00:48:07,880 --> 00:48:10,920
Speaker 3: Panish, Thomas. How are you feeling? Are you happy?

1008
00:48:11,360 --> 00:48:11,560
Speaker 9: Yeah?

1009
00:48:11,680 --> 00:48:14,520
Speaker 13: I feel better if he's getting a hold of her.

1010
00:48:14,640 --> 00:48:16,960
Speaker 3: Yeah, we need we need to sound happier than that

1011
00:48:17,160 --> 00:48:18,000
Speaker 3: to match the music.

1012
00:48:18,960 --> 00:48:26,279
Speaker 13: Yeah, this is the perfect ending, as you got your.

1013
00:48:26,200 --> 00:48:27,000
Speaker 3: Second date.

1014
00:48:31,160 --> 00:48:32,040
Speaker 7: Jeffrey in the morning.

1015
00:48:32,360 --> 00:48:32,640
Speaker 6: All right.

1016
00:48:32,680 --> 00:48:34,440
Speaker 3: I did not want to say this while we were

1017
00:48:34,520 --> 00:48:36,800
Speaker 3: on the phone, and possibly ruined the good vibes and

1018
00:48:36,840 --> 00:48:37,880
Speaker 3: the good moment that was happening.

1019
00:48:38,120 --> 00:48:40,520
Speaker 1: Maybe you shouldn't say it now that I'm just saying.

1020
00:48:40,520 --> 00:48:43,600
Speaker 3: It sounds like Thomas is going to finally quit the

1021
00:48:43,719 --> 00:48:44,320
Speaker 3: dating apps.

1022
00:48:44,600 --> 00:48:46,120
Speaker 1: Oh, because he's going to be in a relationship.

1023
00:48:46,200 --> 00:48:48,800
Speaker 3: Yeah, because he's given up on love, because he actually

1024
00:48:48,920 --> 00:48:52,040
Speaker 3: found someone for the long haul. At least hopefully he

1025
00:48:52,160 --> 00:48:53,880
Speaker 3: has to give up regardless, I.

1026
00:48:53,880 --> 00:48:56,200
Speaker 1: Think he's going to freaker out even more on date

1027
00:48:56,280 --> 00:48:56,839
Speaker 1: three or four.

1028
00:48:56,960 --> 00:48:57,360
Speaker 4: I don't know.

1029
00:48:57,480 --> 00:48:59,200
Speaker 1: I don't know if they seem like I really want

1030
00:48:59,239 --> 00:49:00,680
Speaker 1: this to work. I just don't know if they're the

1031
00:49:00,719 --> 00:49:01,320
Speaker 1: best match.

1032
00:49:01,600 --> 00:49:03,359
Speaker 7: I think the more they communicate, the better.

1033
00:49:03,520 --> 00:49:06,320
Speaker 1: That's true that four hours together they didn't communicate.

1034
00:49:06,360 --> 00:49:12,440
Speaker 3: It dial back the communication in some areas up in

1035
00:49:12,520 --> 00:49:15,440
Speaker 3: other areas. We do an update update with them in

1036
00:49:15,480 --> 00:49:18,160
Speaker 3: a few months, and Diane is actually happy about the

1037
00:49:18,360 --> 00:49:20,320
Speaker 3: roses and the gin waiting at the table.

1038
00:49:20,560 --> 00:49:23,800
Speaker 1: Oh, she's never getting that again for the rest of

1039
00:49:23,840 --> 00:49:24,600
Speaker 1: their relationships.

1040
00:49:24,680 --> 00:49:26,640
Speaker 7: I just want them to be on the same page.

1041
00:49:27,280 --> 00:49:29,839
Speaker 3: To come on and they're glowing and laughing over their

1042
00:49:29,880 --> 00:49:33,960
Speaker 3: first pregnancy scare WHOA. That's my dream for them, just

1043
00:49:34,080 --> 00:49:35,200
Speaker 3: having a great time.

1044
00:49:36,080 --> 00:49:38,759
Speaker 1: You have a different idea of fun, but yeah, sounds

1045
00:49:38,800 --> 00:49:39,800
Speaker 1: good anyway.

1046
00:49:39,960 --> 00:49:42,399
Speaker 7: We want to help you have fun in your dating life.

1047
00:49:42,480 --> 00:49:44,520
Speaker 3: Email the show, we'll call that person who's not calling

1048
00:49:44,600 --> 00:49:46,400
Speaker 3: you back, and you can always listen to any of

1049
00:49:46,440 --> 00:49:49,000
Speaker 3: our second date updates wherever you get your podcasts at

1050
00:49:49,040 --> 00:49:49,360
Speaker 3: Brook and.

1051
00:49:49,400 --> 00:49:51,720
Speaker 10: Jeffrey Brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

1052
00:49:53,920 --> 00:49:58,520
Speaker 3: Picture a man wearing a seven hundred dollars neon blue

1053
00:49:58,680 --> 00:50:04,600
Speaker 3: noise canceling heads. Okay, he's got a six pack of

1054
00:50:04,800 --> 00:50:10,080
Speaker 3: two liter Mountain Dues code red you are and an

1055
00:50:10,120 --> 00:50:14,400
Speaker 3: extra large, extra snug gray T shirt that says I

1056
00:50:14,480 --> 00:50:15,160
Speaker 3: don't work out.

1057
00:50:15,600 --> 00:50:16,359
Speaker 7: I level up.

1058
00:50:18,840 --> 00:50:19,680
Speaker 18: I level up.

1059
00:50:21,480 --> 00:50:24,600
Speaker 3: For many of you, I've described your dream man, and

1060
00:50:24,760 --> 00:50:29,320
Speaker 3: you might be wondering where where could I possibly find.

1061
00:50:29,160 --> 00:50:30,000
Speaker 7: Somebody like this?

1062
00:50:30,360 --> 00:50:32,680
Speaker 1: Okay, somebody in the basement somewhere.

1063
00:50:33,560 --> 00:50:35,160
Speaker 3: You don't even have to go there, because there were

1064
00:50:35,600 --> 00:50:39,520
Speaker 3: literally hundreds of them all wandering the halls of the

1065
00:50:39,560 --> 00:50:42,800
Speaker 3: local convention center this past weekend, which is why we

1066
00:50:42,920 --> 00:50:45,760
Speaker 3: sent our own Jose Bolanos right into the fray.

1067
00:50:46,160 --> 00:50:47,360
Speaker 5: Yeah, I tried to.

1068
00:50:47,400 --> 00:50:50,560
Speaker 1: Level up, okay, Aby up down left?

1069
00:50:50,640 --> 00:50:50,799
Speaker 6: Right?

1070
00:50:51,040 --> 00:50:51,800
Speaker 1: What did I do it?

1071
00:50:51,880 --> 00:50:52,000
Speaker 10: Right?

1072
00:50:52,080 --> 00:50:53,040
Speaker 1: You're okay?

1073
00:50:53,520 --> 00:50:57,640
Speaker 3: He was there asking all those sexy people. One simple question,

1074
00:50:58,800 --> 00:51:02,600
Speaker 3: what you doing at the video game convention? We're gonna

1075
00:51:02,600 --> 00:51:05,080
Speaker 3: play you the audio coming up right after this. It's

1076
00:51:05,120 --> 00:51:08,000
Speaker 3: broken Jeffrey in the morning. We live in an age

1077
00:51:08,200 --> 00:51:12,399
Speaker 3: where many people old and young love video games. Oh yeah,

1078
00:51:12,560 --> 00:51:17,640
Speaker 3: we do, from zapping bad guys with sub zero laser

1079
00:51:17,760 --> 00:51:21,000
Speaker 3: rays to flying on fluffy pink donuts so you can

1080
00:51:21,040 --> 00:51:24,560
Speaker 3: find the magical sprinkle Factory inside the donut hole of doom.

1081
00:51:26,840 --> 00:51:28,440
Speaker 3: Wouldn't it be nice if there was a place in

1082
00:51:28,520 --> 00:51:31,000
Speaker 3: the real world where super fans could all come together

1083
00:51:31,080 --> 00:51:35,640
Speaker 3: and celebrate their favorite characters and enjoy some fantastic etivities.

1084
00:51:36,239 --> 00:51:42,200
Speaker 5: I wish if only there was a thing, jeff I'm there.

1085
00:51:42,320 --> 00:51:48,239
Speaker 3: Is a thing, and we sent Jose there among the

1086
00:51:48,480 --> 00:51:52,560
Speaker 3: throngs of game fanatics, some dressed up in costume, to

1087
00:51:52,640 --> 00:51:55,400
Speaker 3: ask them a simple question, what you're doing at the

1088
00:51:55,440 --> 00:51:56,280
Speaker 3: gaming convention?

1089
00:51:56,600 --> 00:51:59,240
Speaker 5: Hey, what you're doing at the gaming convention?

1090
00:52:00,200 --> 00:52:02,759
Speaker 18: Skyman the tri colored Crusader, and I am here representing

1091
00:52:02,800 --> 00:52:04,280
Speaker 18: the City Heroes organization.

1092
00:52:04,719 --> 00:52:07,200
Speaker 5: So you have a big, big think it's a sky

1093
00:52:07,400 --> 00:52:09,040
Speaker 5: Man on your on your shirt. Did you make this

1094
00:52:09,080 --> 00:52:09,880
Speaker 5: whole off it yourself?

1095
00:52:09,960 --> 00:52:11,080
Speaker 7: Yes? I am one of a kind.

1096
00:52:11,320 --> 00:52:12,560
Speaker 5: So describe to me your outfit.

1097
00:52:12,880 --> 00:52:16,080
Speaker 18: Uh, I am the tricolored Crusader. I have stars and

1098
00:52:16,160 --> 00:52:19,719
Speaker 18: stripes and green and sure it's colored duct tape, but

1099
00:52:19,840 --> 00:52:23,440
Speaker 18: duct tape works nice. I'm trying to find the speed

1100
00:52:23,560 --> 00:52:24,440
Speaker 18: dating area here.

1101
00:52:24,920 --> 00:52:26,000
Speaker 5: There's a speed dating area.

1102
00:52:26,200 --> 00:52:27,560
Speaker 18: Yes, there's speed dating here.

1103
00:52:27,840 --> 00:52:30,440
Speaker 11: You can like meet other superheroes and other girls and

1104
00:52:30,960 --> 00:52:31,759
Speaker 11: people that are into me.

1105
00:52:31,920 --> 00:52:34,680
Speaker 18: I think she would have to be a very temperamental

1106
00:52:34,760 --> 00:52:38,319
Speaker 18: gal to put up with a crazy like myself. She'd

1107
00:52:38,400 --> 00:52:40,879
Speaker 18: have to be unique in her own right because I'm

1108
00:52:40,920 --> 00:52:44,759
Speaker 18: a superhero twenty four to seven. Yeah, it's a hard lifestyle,

1109
00:52:45,400 --> 00:52:47,319
Speaker 18: so ate it in the past. Yes, And I've had

1110
00:52:47,360 --> 00:52:50,920
Speaker 18: a few girlfriends, yes, So it's not a lonely lifestyle,

1111
00:52:51,160 --> 00:52:52,440
Speaker 18: just a unique one.

1112
00:52:53,760 --> 00:52:56,720
Speaker 5: These guys, oh wow, these stormtroopers beer bombing.

1113
00:52:57,040 --> 00:52:59,840
Speaker 18: Stormtroopers beer bombing this. I've gotta get a picture.

1114
00:53:00,200 --> 00:53:02,960
Speaker 5: Hold on one more time. More picture over here.

1115
00:53:03,719 --> 00:53:05,920
Speaker 18: Stormtroopers beer bolling. That's a first.

1116
00:53:07,760 --> 00:53:08,000
Speaker 3: Damn.

1117
00:53:08,080 --> 00:53:10,200
Speaker 7: I didn't know things got so lid over at the

1118
00:53:10,280 --> 00:53:11,040
Speaker 7: gaming convention.

1119
00:53:11,120 --> 00:53:11,759
Speaker 3: You don't even know.

1120
00:53:11,920 --> 00:53:14,440
Speaker 5: Bro gamers are lit all right, I'm telling you.

1121
00:53:14,760 --> 00:53:17,000
Speaker 1: Does he have to compete like with Superman and Batman

1122
00:53:17,080 --> 00:53:17,959
Speaker 1: and stuff? For the women.

1123
00:53:18,760 --> 00:53:21,160
Speaker 5: He's got duc ta bon Do you know I think

1124
00:53:21,200 --> 00:53:21,880
Speaker 5: it's a competition.

1125
00:53:22,280 --> 00:53:24,400
Speaker 3: Do you feel safe if someone comes to save you

1126
00:53:24,520 --> 00:53:25,720
Speaker 3: in their entire outfit?

1127
00:53:25,840 --> 00:53:26,800
Speaker 7: Is duct take together?

1128
00:53:26,920 --> 00:53:28,920
Speaker 1: I don't know can fix everything?

1129
00:53:31,360 --> 00:53:35,560
Speaker 5: Sorry, I just got back from a convention. What you're

1130
00:53:35,560 --> 00:53:36,520
Speaker 5: doing at the gaming convention?

1131
00:53:37,239 --> 00:53:39,640
Speaker 17: We're just we've just been playing video games, trying to

1132
00:53:39,760 --> 00:53:42,080
Speaker 17: find out what's coming in video games next year. And

1133
00:53:42,160 --> 00:53:45,120
Speaker 17: then you know, people have been costplaying taking pictures with us.

1134
00:53:45,400 --> 00:53:49,120
Speaker 11: Yeah, you wearing like a pink track jacket and a

1135
00:53:49,239 --> 00:53:50,320
Speaker 11: pink sandals.

1136
00:53:50,360 --> 00:53:50,680
Speaker 8: What are you?

1137
00:53:50,960 --> 00:53:54,400
Speaker 17: I'm from I'm Steven Universe, from the cartoon Stephen Universe.

1138
00:53:55,040 --> 00:53:57,040
Speaker 17: I guess he's got like magic powers that let him

1139
00:53:57,080 --> 00:54:00,399
Speaker 17: summon a shield from his belly button. And yeah, because whoa,

1140
00:54:00,640 --> 00:54:04,400
Speaker 17: he's a gemstone, Like it's a rose quartz slash peink diamond.

1141
00:54:04,560 --> 00:54:05,879
Speaker 7: Is that how he like attacks people?

1142
00:54:05,960 --> 00:54:08,239
Speaker 5: Like if this person wears a crop top, everyone in

1143
00:54:08,320 --> 00:54:09,800
Speaker 5: the room may get killed.

1144
00:54:10,040 --> 00:54:11,919
Speaker 3: Yes, that is very much an option.

1145
00:54:12,360 --> 00:54:16,400
Speaker 5: So would you ever get a belly button gem.

1146
00:54:16,760 --> 00:54:18,080
Speaker 17: I don't think I would get it, like as a

1147
00:54:18,160 --> 00:54:20,600
Speaker 17: piercing but I've seen, like there was like this one

1148
00:54:20,760 --> 00:54:23,080
Speaker 17: belly button thing that I tried out. You know those

1149
00:54:23,200 --> 00:54:25,520
Speaker 17: cheap little plastic or glass gems. You can find it

1150
00:54:25,520 --> 00:54:26,840
Speaker 17: at the store and it's like I could fit it

1151
00:54:26,840 --> 00:54:28,319
Speaker 17: in my belly button and then it's like it would

1152
00:54:28,320 --> 00:54:28,759
Speaker 17: stay there.

1153
00:54:28,920 --> 00:54:30,160
Speaker 5: So wait, you put it back on the sho you

1154
00:54:30,200 --> 00:54:32,560
Speaker 5: put in your belly button, You put it back on

1155
00:54:32,640 --> 00:54:32,959
Speaker 5: the show.

1156
00:54:33,400 --> 00:54:35,279
Speaker 3: This was not at the store, just I just want

1157
00:54:35,280 --> 00:54:36,879
Speaker 3: to make it. There's at my friend's house.

1158
00:54:37,520 --> 00:54:39,960
Speaker 11: Okay, so you have a buddy who has some of

1159
00:54:40,000 --> 00:54:42,680
Speaker 11: your belly dander left over at their house.

1160
00:54:43,200 --> 00:54:43,439
Speaker 9: Yeah.

1161
00:54:46,239 --> 00:54:50,120
Speaker 11: Man, sometimes like the process of figuring out your superpowers

1162
00:54:50,160 --> 00:54:50,640
Speaker 11: as gross.

1163
00:54:51,200 --> 00:54:54,439
Speaker 8: So you're a superhero apparently, Yeah, it sounds like something

1164
00:54:54,520 --> 00:54:55,839
Speaker 8: my seven year old would write about.

1165
00:54:56,000 --> 00:54:57,240
Speaker 7: It's not a very creative.

1166
00:54:57,280 --> 00:54:59,880
Speaker 3: Hey, I'm Stephen Universe from Stephen Universe.

1167
00:55:00,080 --> 00:55:03,800
Speaker 1: The belly button guy button gemstone.

1168
00:55:04,880 --> 00:55:08,720
Speaker 3: Sounds so cute, you could tell. Halfway through that interview

1169
00:55:08,800 --> 00:55:11,440
Speaker 3: he started to realize, like, oh, this isn't sounding as

1170
00:55:11,520 --> 00:55:15,600
Speaker 3: cool as I No, No, we don't do that in public.

1171
00:55:15,719 --> 00:55:20,479
Speaker 3: Is it's just in my friend's house. We're not weird.

1172
00:55:20,560 --> 00:55:24,759
Speaker 16: I promise what you're doing at the gaming convention, oh,

1173
00:55:24,920 --> 00:55:27,400
Speaker 16: I'm going to take a walk and like enjoying, like

1174
00:55:27,480 --> 00:55:29,919
Speaker 16: the tabletopping and then you know, like all the way

1175
00:55:29,960 --> 00:55:30,680
Speaker 16: collecting you can.

1176
00:55:30,840 --> 00:55:34,760
Speaker 5: So what's tabletopping? Would you say? It's like playing board

1177
00:55:34,840 --> 00:55:37,000
Speaker 5: games on a table and then you just like do

1178
00:55:37,120 --> 00:55:38,759
Speaker 5: it with a bunch of friends. Has it ever led

1179
00:55:38,800 --> 00:55:40,640
Speaker 5: to any like dates or anything like that?

1180
00:55:41,239 --> 00:55:41,399
Speaker 6: Hell?

1181
00:55:41,480 --> 00:55:41,680
Speaker 4: Yes?

1182
00:55:42,360 --> 00:55:45,040
Speaker 11: Oh so what is the plan? How does a gamer

1183
00:55:45,920 --> 00:55:49,640
Speaker 11: romance a lady? Let's see, I can bust some moves

1184
00:55:49,680 --> 00:55:51,720
Speaker 11: on just dance or Dance Central.

1185
00:55:52,360 --> 00:55:55,040
Speaker 5: Oh what is that like? Is that like Dance Dance Revolution?

1186
00:55:55,520 --> 00:55:56,240
Speaker 7: Pretty similar?

1187
00:55:56,400 --> 00:55:59,080
Speaker 16: You're actually like you're actually forced to use your body

1188
00:55:59,440 --> 00:56:00,839
Speaker 16: to at the bust and move.

1189
00:56:01,000 --> 00:56:04,080
Speaker 11: Oh so wait, so it's like a more extreme version

1190
00:56:04,160 --> 00:56:05,240
Speaker 11: of Dance Dance Revolution.

1191
00:56:05,440 --> 00:56:06,960
Speaker 3: Yes, using all your body?

1192
00:56:07,320 --> 00:56:07,520
Speaker 7: Yes?

1193
00:56:08,160 --> 00:56:10,239
Speaker 5: Is there a specific dance move you'd bust out on her?

1194
00:56:11,000 --> 00:56:11,120
Speaker 8: Uh?

1195
00:56:11,600 --> 00:56:16,800
Speaker 11: Well, I mean it just goes like this, Okay, a

1196
00:56:16,800 --> 00:56:20,000
Speaker 11: bottle clapping, a lot of high kicks, sassy long.

1197
00:56:20,280 --> 00:56:27,560
Speaker 4: If you feel like of with that, you know what

1198
00:56:28,000 --> 00:56:32,320
Speaker 4: happened you because you're happy long.

1199
00:56:33,760 --> 00:56:38,359
Speaker 5: Lagging. That's what you want to do? Yeah, that'll get

1200
00:56:38,400 --> 00:56:43,759
Speaker 5: her high five. You met your game today. I had

1201
00:56:43,880 --> 00:56:46,359
Speaker 5: no idea he was gonna start dancing. I was like, Oh,

1202
00:56:46,440 --> 00:56:48,040
Speaker 5: you're just gonna go out all right?

1203
00:56:49,560 --> 00:56:52,400
Speaker 3: Just two full grown men dancing outside of the Gaming

1204
00:56:52,520 --> 00:56:56,160
Speaker 3: Convention center and singing happy to get Happy. Hope uses

1205
00:56:56,200 --> 00:56:58,680
Speaker 3: that move At a bar, he just goes right to

1206
00:56:58,760 --> 00:57:01,719
Speaker 3: a girl at the table and he's like, Hey, you

1207
00:57:01,800 --> 00:57:02,839
Speaker 3: want to see something cool?

1208
00:57:03,080 --> 00:57:11,280
Speaker 1: Yeah? I don't want to do it. Yeah, here's my digits.

1209
00:57:11,480 --> 00:57:14,920
Speaker 5: Yeah, I love it what you're doing at the Gaming convention.

1210
00:57:15,480 --> 00:57:17,760
Speaker 3: I'm here to take over the galaxy.

1211
00:57:18,000 --> 00:57:19,800
Speaker 15: You're gonna have to speak up a little bit because

1212
00:57:19,840 --> 00:57:21,840
Speaker 15: you are Darth Vader and you have a full Darth

1213
00:57:21,880 --> 00:57:22,640
Speaker 15: Vader mask on.

1214
00:57:23,240 --> 00:57:23,920
Speaker 3: Halloween have.

1215
00:57:25,880 --> 00:57:28,360
Speaker 5: Oh nice, that's time to go. Hey, just because you're

1216
00:57:28,400 --> 00:57:29,800
Speaker 5: evil doesn't mean you can't save some money.

1217
00:57:30,040 --> 00:57:33,240
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think like me, and I will ask how

1218
00:57:33,280 --> 00:57:36,160
Speaker 3: old are you? I am forty four? Forty four?

1219
00:57:36,240 --> 00:57:37,360
Speaker 5: And what do you do for a living?

1220
00:57:37,720 --> 00:57:38,800
Speaker 3: You're working ship or pair?

1221
00:57:39,520 --> 00:57:39,760
Speaker 5: Really?

1222
00:57:40,560 --> 00:57:42,680
Speaker 3: So do you do the Darth Vader voice?

1223
00:57:42,720 --> 00:57:42,880
Speaker 6: Ever?

1224
00:57:43,840 --> 00:57:45,320
Speaker 3: Only on special occasions?

1225
00:57:45,560 --> 00:57:47,640
Speaker 5: Would you consider that's a special occasion? Could I get

1226
00:57:47,680 --> 00:57:48,080
Speaker 5: a sample?

1227
00:57:48,880 --> 00:57:49,000
Speaker 9: Uk?

1228
00:57:50,000 --> 00:57:50,920
Speaker 18: I am your father?

1229
00:57:51,640 --> 00:57:54,520
Speaker 5: WHOA, that's like a gritty Darth Vader right there.

1230
00:57:54,960 --> 00:58:00,200
Speaker 3: Sometimes you gotta let them know when you're serious. Okay, Ye,

1231
00:58:00,600 --> 00:58:02,480
Speaker 3: big flag is an interesting point.

1232
00:58:02,960 --> 00:58:05,320
Speaker 7: Maybe that's how the real Darth Vader is too. Oh

1233
00:58:05,720 --> 00:58:08,480
Speaker 7: maybe his actual voice is just really sweet and high.

1234
00:58:09,440 --> 00:58:11,240
Speaker 1: All right, everybody las.

1235
00:58:12,680 --> 00:58:14,960
Speaker 8: And it's how all super villains are made. I mean,

1236
00:58:15,040 --> 00:58:18,040
Speaker 8: you know they went to the costume store. Yeah, the

1237
00:58:18,160 --> 00:58:19,840
Speaker 8: superhero costumes full price.

1238
00:58:20,280 --> 00:58:21,720
Speaker 3: You see the villain it's half priced.

1239
00:58:22,040 --> 00:58:22,760
Speaker 1: Saved some money.

1240
00:58:22,880 --> 00:58:26,080
Speaker 7: Yeah, leave a lot of budget. That's what you're doing

1241
00:58:26,160 --> 00:58:27,160
Speaker 7: at the gaming convention.

1242
00:58:27,880 --> 00:58:29,360
Speaker 10: Frooking Jeffrey in the morning.

1243
00:58:36,440 --> 00:58:37,440
Speaker 7: Brooke got knocked on.

1244
00:58:37,480 --> 00:58:40,440
Speaker 3: Her booty yesterday, taking a big l so she's back

1245
00:58:40,520 --> 00:58:42,320
Speaker 3: down to one win in a row.

1246
00:58:42,520 --> 00:58:46,720
Speaker 1: That made my butt flatter somehow. It's very disappointing.

1247
00:58:47,520 --> 00:58:49,680
Speaker 3: But now's a chance for redemption today because you're gonna

1248
00:58:49,680 --> 00:58:52,760
Speaker 3: be taken on landing from Bothel who has tied you

1249
00:58:52,960 --> 00:58:53,800
Speaker 3: twice before.

1250
00:58:54,760 --> 00:58:55,720
Speaker 7: Welcome back Landed.

1251
00:58:56,480 --> 00:58:58,720
Speaker 14: Yeah, buddy, I'm ready for I'm ready to break that

1252
00:58:58,880 --> 00:58:59,400
Speaker 14: tide brook.

1253
00:59:00,520 --> 00:59:03,200
Speaker 1: You get that Juicy booty just waiting, don't you landing.

1254
00:59:03,440 --> 00:59:08,919
Speaker 3: Yes, ma'am, you know all right, we're kicking flat butt

1255
00:59:08,920 --> 00:59:11,240
Speaker 3: out of the studio while that happens. Juicy Booty. You

1256
00:59:11,360 --> 00:59:13,320
Speaker 3: know how the game's played. You got thirty seconds answer

1257
00:59:13,360 --> 00:59:15,360
Speaker 3: as many questions as possible. If you don't know when,

1258
00:59:15,360 --> 00:59:16,959
Speaker 3: you can say past. But you have to beat brook

1259
00:59:17,040 --> 00:59:18,600
Speaker 3: outright to win. Are you ready?

1260
00:59:19,200 --> 00:59:19,640
Speaker 14: Let's do it?

1261
00:59:19,800 --> 00:59:20,080
Speaker 18: All right?

1262
00:59:20,120 --> 00:59:24,280
Speaker 3: Good luck man, Your time starts now. Today's National Dakary

1263
00:59:24,360 --> 00:59:27,040
Speaker 3: Day named the alcohol that goes in a dakery?

1264
00:59:28,800 --> 00:59:30,560
Speaker 10: Uh uh.

1265
00:59:32,440 --> 00:59:32,800
Speaker 2: Vodka?

1266
00:59:33,400 --> 00:59:35,720
Speaker 3: In Which direction does the sun always rise?

1267
00:59:36,600 --> 00:59:38,600
Speaker 13: Some always rises in the east.

1268
00:59:38,920 --> 00:59:41,240
Speaker 7: Who is the current Vice President of the United States?

1269
00:59:42,400 --> 00:59:42,560
Speaker 10: Come?

1270
00:59:42,880 --> 00:59:43,440
Speaker 13: Come on, Eric?

1271
00:59:44,000 --> 00:59:46,600
Speaker 7: Who what do bees need in order to produce honey?

1272
00:59:47,120 --> 00:59:48,280
Speaker 2: Paulin E. B.

1273
00:59:48,400 --> 00:59:50,560
Speaker 7: White wrote a famous book about a spider named what.

1274
00:59:52,160 --> 00:59:52,480
Speaker 18: Darling?

1275
00:59:55,080 --> 00:59:57,800
Speaker 3: All right, good work there, Landon Brooks coming back in

1276
00:59:57,960 --> 01:00:00,680
Speaker 3: studio and got any big summer place? Lands coming up?

1277
01:00:01,480 --> 01:00:02,640
Speaker 9: Going on a cruise.

1278
01:00:02,960 --> 01:00:05,440
Speaker 13: You're gonna go sell the ocean.

1279
01:00:06,120 --> 01:00:08,120
Speaker 7: A cruise of where?

1280
01:00:08,320 --> 01:00:08,480
Speaker 10: Where?

1281
01:00:08,560 --> 01:00:09,240
Speaker 7: Where's the cruise?

1282
01:00:09,320 --> 01:00:12,800
Speaker 13: Go down to Mexico. It's just going to be me

1283
01:00:12,920 --> 01:00:15,080
Speaker 13: and my four year old daughters. So it could either be.

1284
01:00:15,240 --> 01:00:18,640
Speaker 7: Great or disaster. Which one are you hoping for?

1285
01:00:19,600 --> 01:00:20,680
Speaker 14: I'm just hoping to relax.

1286
01:00:21,680 --> 01:00:23,360
Speaker 1: But you're taking a four year old my friend?

1287
01:00:23,800 --> 01:00:27,360
Speaker 3: Yeah, I know, I know they have daycare centers in there.

1288
01:00:27,360 --> 01:00:29,120
Speaker 3: You could just leave her whatever, leave her in the

1289
01:00:29,120 --> 01:00:29,680
Speaker 3: lower deck.

1290
01:00:29,600 --> 01:00:39,640
Speaker 19: For the whole daytime, right, Yeah, okay, just thinking about

1291
01:00:39,640 --> 01:00:39,960
Speaker 19: it all right?

1292
01:00:40,000 --> 01:00:40,600
Speaker 7: Broke your turn?

1293
01:00:40,720 --> 01:00:40,959
Speaker 3: Ready?

1294
01:00:41,080 --> 01:00:41,240
Speaker 13: Yes?

1295
01:00:41,480 --> 01:00:45,360
Speaker 3: Your time starts now. Today is National dakery Day. Name

1296
01:00:45,440 --> 01:00:49,080
Speaker 3: the alcohol that goes in a dakery in which direction

1297
01:00:49,280 --> 01:00:52,960
Speaker 3: does the sun always rise in the east. Who is

1298
01:00:53,040 --> 01:00:56,360
Speaker 3: the current Vice President of the United States, Amala Harris?

1299
01:00:57,080 --> 01:00:59,160
Speaker 7: What do bees need in order.

1300
01:00:59,040 --> 01:01:02,680
Speaker 3: To produce honey nectar? E? B. White wrote a famous

1301
01:01:02,680 --> 01:01:06,600
Speaker 3: book about a spider named what Charlotte? The Seattle Sea

1302
01:01:06,680 --> 01:01:15,320
Speaker 3: Wolves play. What European sport lacrosse? M hmm? Interesting? Got

1303
01:01:15,360 --> 01:01:17,320
Speaker 3: our answers, and we're gonna go to the scoreboard to

1304
01:01:17,360 --> 01:01:20,120
Speaker 3: see how you did with Jose. You don't get it,

1305
01:01:20,280 --> 01:01:20,560
Speaker 3: do you?

1306
01:01:22,400 --> 01:01:22,840
Speaker 14: Landing?

1307
01:01:23,000 --> 01:01:24,480
Speaker 5: You got three correct today.

1308
01:01:26,480 --> 01:01:27,520
Speaker 3: It's a solid score.

1309
01:01:27,720 --> 01:01:31,240
Speaker 11: Also, you know my nickname is also Landing, right, because

1310
01:01:31,280 --> 01:01:34,640
Speaker 11: I did not know that because I be landing these jokes.

1311
01:01:39,200 --> 01:01:39,560
Speaker 4: Anyway.

1312
01:01:39,640 --> 01:01:42,160
Speaker 8: Land In three is going to be on your cruise

1313
01:01:42,200 --> 01:01:44,120
Speaker 8: actually doing comedy the entire time.

1314
01:01:44,200 --> 01:01:45,000
Speaker 1: It's your punishment.

1315
01:01:45,440 --> 01:01:47,440
Speaker 5: I'm doing five hours in comedy every day.

1316
01:01:48,600 --> 01:01:50,120
Speaker 3: You get the win with five.

1317
01:01:53,120 --> 01:01:53,880
Speaker 7: I'm sorry about that.

1318
01:01:54,000 --> 01:01:56,720
Speaker 3: Land And here's the answers for everybody, real quick. Today's

1319
01:01:56,800 --> 01:01:59,680
Speaker 3: National dacre Day. Inside of a dockery, you would put

1320
01:01:59,760 --> 01:02:03,480
Speaker 3: rough not vodka. Land and remember that for your cruise

1321
01:02:05,440 --> 01:02:06,520
Speaker 3: as long as there's alcoholic.

1322
01:02:06,640 --> 01:02:07,600
Speaker 7: Yeah, of some sort.

1323
01:02:07,720 --> 01:02:08,960
Speaker 1: All those Russian dauries.

1324
01:02:09,120 --> 01:02:12,400
Speaker 3: The sun always rises in the east. The current Vice

1325
01:02:12,440 --> 01:02:15,080
Speaker 3: President of the United States is Kamala Harris. In order

1326
01:02:15,120 --> 01:02:18,000
Speaker 3: to make honey bees need nectar. E. B. White wrote

1327
01:02:18,000 --> 01:02:21,080
Speaker 3: a famous book about a spider named Charlotte. That's Charlotte's Web,

1328
01:02:21,760 --> 01:02:24,600
Speaker 3: written in nineteen fifty two. And the Seattle Sea Wolves

1329
01:02:24,640 --> 01:02:28,560
Speaker 3: play rugby. Oh right, that seems been around since twenty eighteen.

1330
01:02:29,200 --> 01:02:29,600
Speaker 5: Wolves.

1331
01:02:29,960 --> 01:02:32,640
Speaker 3: Sorry, it was not enough to beat Brooke today, but

1332
01:02:32,920 --> 01:02:35,600
Speaker 3: just for playing, you win a fifty dollars gift card

1333
01:02:35,680 --> 01:02:40,000
Speaker 3: to Gray's Craze. Gray's Craze is now opened in downtown Woodenville.

1334
01:02:40,120 --> 01:02:43,160
Speaker 3: You can celebrate everything with made to order charcouterie boards

1335
01:02:43,160 --> 01:02:47,000
Speaker 3: with arrangements of meats, cheeses, fresh fruits and veggies, sweets

1336
01:02:47,160 --> 01:02:51,240
Speaker 3: and more. Yeah perfect, Thanks so much for playing Landon.

1337
01:02:51,280 --> 01:02:53,680
Speaker 7: We'll be back to do Windbrooks Bucks same time tomorrow.

1338
01:02:54,360 --> 01:02:55,880
Speaker 10: Brooking Jeffrey in the morning.