Speaker 1: Second date up dated. Normally, when we hear about amazing
Speaker 1: first dates on this show, it's this big, elaborate tale
Speaker 1: that went to multiple locations and lasted across several days.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it costs tons of money because.
Speaker 1: The two of them just, you know, couldn't bring themselves
Speaker 1: to walk away from each other. But is it possible
Speaker 1: to have a life changing first date that only lasts
Speaker 1: thirty minutes?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 1: I mean at first something for me, I can squeeze
Speaker 1: one life changing date in in thirty seconds. But it's
Speaker 1: not about me. It's about Connor, because he's on the
Speaker 1: phone right now, and I just hope that we can
Speaker 1: help him. Connor, what's good man?
Speaker 3: Hey, thanks for having me. I know the way you
Speaker 3: set that up sound really extra.
Speaker 2: Yeah, is that you sound pretty extra in dramatic for sure? Connor?
Speaker 2: Do you not stand by Jeff's statement?
Speaker 3: I mean, look, I mean, if I'm on this show,
Speaker 3: I have to be at least a little bit. Normally
Speaker 3: I wouldn't do this, but I just met this girl,
Speaker 3: and I've never caught feeling for somebody this twitch, and
Speaker 3: I feel like if I don't do everything I can
Speaker 3: to at least try to figure out why I'm not
Speaker 3: hearing that from her, then I'm doing myself a disservice.
Speaker 2: And grow.
Speaker 1: Yeah exactly. So tell us about this woman who just
Speaker 1: changed your life. What's her name?
Speaker 3: Her name is Renee?
Speaker 2: Okay, okay, and how'd you meet.
Speaker 3: Her the most romantic way possible? Online? Of course?
Speaker 4: I mean did you know when you saw her online
Speaker 4: that she was like I mean, you're describing her or
Speaker 4: something incredible, right, yeah, Like I.
Speaker 3: Don't believe I love that first sight or anything like
Speaker 3: less at first sight? For sure, this was something like
Speaker 3: almost in between, if that makes sense.
Speaker 2: That's a good place to live.
Speaker 1: What did you love so much about her?
Speaker 3: I saw her picture and you know, obviously I caught
Speaker 3: my attention. She's gorgeous. But the thing I touk like
Speaker 3: place my finger on, it's like she just reminded me
Speaker 3: of someone like, I don't.
Speaker 2: Know, he's going to go with the celebrities.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, not a mom Okay, who was it?
Speaker 3: Not even a celebrity. But I think the closest I
Speaker 3: can think of it is like she kind of reminds
Speaker 3: me of like this friend I had from college. So
Speaker 3: it's like almost like just seeing her made me feel
Speaker 3: sort of like connected to her.
Speaker 2: Okay, there was a comfort there already.
Speaker 3: Yeah, So I reached out and I was like, hey,
Speaker 3: are you this person by chance? And she said no,
Speaker 3: and you know, we got to talking and eventually we
Speaker 3: started talking over the phone. And you know, like the
Speaker 3: first phone call when you meet some longline, it's like
Speaker 3: always awkward. You never know if you're don't have the
Speaker 3: same kind of like chemistry you might have just texting
Speaker 3: or whatever. But immediately felt comfortable talking to her and
Speaker 3: the conversation was really good. So as a sign, I
Speaker 3: asked her out and.
Speaker 1: Yes, and where do we ask her out to?
Speaker 3: I decided to take her to one of my favorite bakeries.
Speaker 3: I figured it's like, you know, low pressure first date type.
Speaker 1: Thing, brilliant ad, it smells good, everyone's happy in a bakery,
Speaker 1: relatively low costs, like.
Speaker 2: A first day without alcohol. I don't mean to be
Speaker 2: for me.
Speaker 4: I just get a and I need Like there's just
Speaker 4: something about sitting down with a glass of wine or
Speaker 4: something with someone that just kind of takes the edge off,
Speaker 4: Like daytime bakery.
Speaker 1: It's a little more focus or friend like, so tell
Speaker 1: us about your friend, like boring sober.
Speaker 2: Sober's bad.
Speaker 1: It just for me, How was it for you?
Speaker 3: I'll have you know that wine can't take the edge
Speaker 3: off nearly as good as my favorite bakery's amazing maple bars.
Speaker 3: So we have that going forehead.
Speaker 2: Okay, I can get behind that. You're starting to sell me.
Speaker 1: What was it like when you first saw her? Like?
Speaker 1: Was she everything that you were hoping?
Speaker 3: She'd be, oh, yeah, well, I mean when you meet
Speaker 3: a longline, like they show up looking half as you
Speaker 3: as the picture, you can thider yourself lucky. She looked
Speaker 3: even better, so it's like, oh, so I at least
Speaker 3: I know she's also honest, which was really nice.
Speaker 1: Okay, so first impression is good. How did the actual
Speaker 1: conversation and the date go.
Speaker 3: I thought it went really well. So before we even
Speaker 3: like started to like sit down and talk, I was like, hey,
Speaker 3: you have to try these maple bar kind of my move,
Speaker 3: you know, show them I've got good taste, And also like, ooh,
Speaker 3: isn't in a better move when you're having like something
Speaker 3: that's like warm and sweet and doe?
Speaker 1: Yeah, she's like, well, I'm kind of diabetic, and you're like, no,
Speaker 1: you have to try.
Speaker 2: Was she into it?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 3: She said it was delicious. We sat down, had a
Speaker 3: little bit of coffee, you know, just like very first
Speaker 3: conversation stuff. But it flowed very well.
Speaker 1: Yeah, like what did you guys talk about?
Speaker 3: Oh, you know, like favorite movies and books that type
Speaker 3: of stuff.
Speaker 4: Okay, I gotta say, you know, Jeff set this up
Speaker 4: as a woman that like changed your life in thirty minutes.
Speaker 4: But so far, I mean it sounds like a good date.
Speaker 4: But was there something like exceptional about it?
Speaker 1: Oh? So it's not exceptional enough to Brook. So far
Speaker 1: what she said.
Speaker 4: Sounds like it's like something like Brooke and I would
Speaker 4: go do it just like a normal good first date.
Speaker 1: Do you know how rare a normal good.
Speaker 2: So that's what it is.
Speaker 4: I mean, I'm just asking like the exceptional part, like
Speaker 4: what blew you out of the water.
Speaker 3: Well, here's the thing. But the whole thing was maybe
Speaker 3: forty minutes top. But like in that forty minutes I
Speaker 3: thought we had like a good connection. And you know
Speaker 3: what we started talking about like future ambitions, which is
Speaker 3: something I don't talk about with someone until like the
Speaker 3: fourth or fifth date. You know, Like I told her
Speaker 3: how I eventually want to be like a master French chef.
Speaker 3: That's kind of my dream that.
Speaker 1: I'm doing specializes in French maple bars.
Speaker 2: But I'm assuming I would date him for a while
Speaker 2: just based on that alone.
Speaker 4: Yeah, maybe give me a court on blue And.
Speaker 3: She seemed really supportive, awesome and forty minutes.
Speaker 1: I mean that's not a very long date, but it
Speaker 1: sounds like I went, well, how did you end it?
Speaker 3: Gave her a hugs, said I had a really great time.
Speaker 3: I like to see her again. And maybe it ended
Speaker 3: on an awkward note like I'm not sure that I
Speaker 3: made a joke that I hope she didn't take the
Speaker 3: wrong way like she was leaving and said, wait, you're
Speaker 3: not gonna pay me for the bafel bar. You gotta
Speaker 3: look at me for a second. I said, oh, it's joking.
Speaker 1: Yeah, laugh but yeah, all right, So in your email,
Speaker 1: you told us that you've been texting and calling her
Speaker 1: but she's not answering anything.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you know, I'm an adult. I know what that means.
Speaker 3: But I don't know if it's like something I can
Speaker 3: salvage or to at the very least learn to not
Speaker 3: do on a future date.
Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, Well the good news is you don't have
Speaker 1: to salvage it. That's our job. Yeah, we'll play a song.
Speaker 1: We're gonna call Renee for you and get you your
Speaker 1: second date update right after date.
Speaker 3: Okay, okay, yeah, figures wrong.
Speaker 1: We do right after this hold on second date update.
Speaker 1: We're in the middle of a second date update with Connor,
Speaker 1: who says he doesn't really believe in love at first sight,
Speaker 1: but something clearly does believe in is love at first bite.
Speaker 1: Because he took Rene to bakery where they make the
Speaker 1: most decadent, creamy, moist, mouth watering homemade maple bars. His
Speaker 1: oral cavity has ever seen.
Speaker 5: The world.
Speaker 2: I'm about to make that sound. You just played the
Speaker 2: whole thing.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I can't afford to listeners so good. The whole
Speaker 1: thing only lasted about forty minutes, he says, but that
Speaker 1: was all he needed to know that there's something special
Speaker 1: happening with him and Renee. But Connor, is it possible
Speaker 1: that the maple bar was so good it put Renee
Speaker 1: into a week long food coma and she just needs
Speaker 1: a little more time to come out of it and
Speaker 1: finally respond to you.
Speaker 3: I mean, if that's the explanation, then I'll be happy
Speaker 3: to know about it.
Speaker 1: Okay, I'm the same. There's optimism over here.
Speaker 2: You know, my thought is, I don't know if you
Speaker 2: feel this, Connor.
Speaker 4: Is that maybe just she found a couple other dudes
Speaker 4: to date, you know, like she said, I.
Speaker 1: Mean, thanks for putting such a positive spin on this
Speaker 1: before we make the.
Speaker 5: Sorry.
Speaker 2: I think we could come back from that. I thought
Speaker 2: that was a positive. Yeah, she probably has a lot.
Speaker 4: Of options because she sounds like Unicorn and she just
Speaker 4: doesn't realize how great you are.
Speaker 2: And that's where we come in to really sell Connor.
Speaker 1: What Brook means is you're one of ten and they
Speaker 1: probably gave her booze.
Speaker 2: I mean, let's be honest you.
Speaker 1: Before we do any more positive talk with Connor, let's
Speaker 1: just move on and call Renee and actually get the
Speaker 1: answer to are you ready to do this?
Speaker 5: Man?
Speaker 1: Here we go.
Speaker 6: I'm dialing your number right now. Hello, Hey, is this Renee?
Speaker 1: This is she May is calling you May and I
Speaker 1: will answer within five minutes.
Speaker 2: Why don't you just answer her?
Speaker 1: I'd like to set it up. You're on the radio
Speaker 1: right now with Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. I'm
Speaker 1: jeff It's if that wasn't super clear, and and I'm.
Speaker 2: Jeff I don't know anymore.
Speaker 5: I don't sorry, I don't like. I don't know your show.
Speaker 1: Sorry, comedy, we're quirky and weird. I'll just get to
Speaker 1: it because we're doing something right now called the Second
Speaker 1: Date Update, and we're looking to help one of our listeners, Connor,
Speaker 1: get back in touch with you.
Speaker 2: Have you heard our podcast or you last laughing?
Speaker 5: Wait? Wait wait wait wait wait wait you talked to him?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 5: Wait, he doesn't know.
Speaker 6: He doesn't know what, don't know what.
Speaker 5: I honestly like, I don't know what to say other
Speaker 5: than he is the most crueless guy in the entire world,
Speaker 5: like I love. I told all my friends about our date,
Speaker 5: and they all told me that I should like post
Speaker 5: it on TikTok because it's just so.
Speaker 1: Your friends, Like, we're talking about a thirty minute coffee
Speaker 1: date out of bakery. He didn't mention anything crazy when
Speaker 1: we spoke to him. Is that the same, Connor?
Speaker 5: It's the same, It's Connor. But maybe I'm gonna paint
Speaker 5: you the picture because it's ridiculous. Three and a half
Speaker 5: years ago, maybe even like four. Honestly, I was on
Speaker 5: a different dating app where this guy hit me up
Speaker 5: and he invited me to go to a bakery. At
Speaker 5: the bakery, this person like insisted, I tried these moving
Speaker 5: maple bars whatever, and we talked about like our favorite
Speaker 5: movies and books. And guess who that person was. Guess
Speaker 5: the name of that person?
Speaker 2: Uh, don't tell me.
Speaker 5: Connor.
Speaker 2: Wait it's the same due.
Speaker 5: So yes, I have been out with Connor, the same
Speaker 5: Connor you're talking about, on the exact same bakery date
Speaker 5: three and a half years ago.
Speaker 4: Wait wait, wait, when did you realize it was the
Speaker 4: same guy from three years prior?
Speaker 5: Like when we matched? How do you not remember going
Speaker 5: on a date with someone?
Speaker 2: Did you go through with it? Then?
Speaker 4: If you knew you had already been on a date
Speaker 4: with this guy three years ago, why did you continue?
Speaker 5: Because I genuinely thought it was a joke and that
Speaker 5: when we got there he'd be like, we're not actually
Speaker 5: going here again?
Speaker 1: Oh you thought he was setting you up to.
Speaker 2: Be like okay, because you thought he remembered too.
Speaker 5: I just went along with it.
Speaker 1: It was the second time, at least better both dates.
Speaker 5: It was the exact same conversation, Like, I already know
Speaker 5: his favorite book, it's Laughter House five, It's a favorite movie,
Speaker 5: Sean of the Dead.
Speaker 2: You have a good memory.
Speaker 5: I even know also about his five year plan to
Speaker 5: become a master of French cook or whatever. But clearly
Speaker 5: he hasn't made much progress because that was three and
Speaker 5: a half years.
Speaker 1: Ago, master, though he's got a year to half left.
Speaker 5: Oh one more thing. The first time that we did
Speaker 5: go on our date, he ghosted me the way I
Speaker 5: was gonna say.
Speaker 4: Three years ago he ghosted you, and this time he has.
Speaker 4: I mean, he's describing you as like this amazing woman
Speaker 4: that he can't let get away.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and don't just take it from us. Connor is
Speaker 1: actually on the other line listening and wants to tell
Speaker 1: you himself. Isn't that right, Connor?
Speaker 3: You're joking. This can't be real.
Speaker 5: There's Connor, Connor, how many women have you taken to
Speaker 5: that bakery over the years, like three hundred four hundred?
Speaker 3: Like, oh my gosh, look it's not that many, but
Speaker 3: it's my favorite first date spot.
Speaker 5: I wait, but you even made the same joke, Like
Speaker 5: you made the same like are you going to bring
Speaker 5: me back for that maple board joke? You?
Speaker 1: Connor? You don't remember her at all.
Speaker 3: Look, I told you I knew she seven familiar. I
Speaker 3: thought it was.
Speaker 5: Means familiarity and like, actually, like our first date, we
Speaker 5: spent time together.
Speaker 1: Wow.
Speaker 3: I hate to ask this, but are you sure it
Speaker 3: was me?
Speaker 2: Connor is.
Speaker 5: One hundred percent positive?
Speaker 1: Connor? Is that your favorite movie?
Speaker 4: Bro?
Speaker 5: I mean, yeah, joke, it's not even a good joke.
Speaker 4: This is when you start apologizing, buddy, Like she's mad
Speaker 4: you ghosted her the first.
Speaker 2: Time, and then you didn't even remember her the second time.
Speaker 2: Like it's kind of insult to injury.
Speaker 3: I mean, look, I'm not trying to make it excuses
Speaker 3: for myself, but three and a half years ago was
Speaker 3: a long time. I've matured a lot since then, and
Speaker 3: I'm sure a lot of people have. I'm older, I'm wiser.
Speaker 3: I apologize since very much. So, look I noticed you.
Speaker 3: I'm so sorry. I was clearly an idiot then, I'm
Speaker 3: clearly an idiot now.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 1: But the fact that he had the wherewithal to reach
Speaker 1: out to a radio station to reach out to you
Speaker 1: shows the personal growth that he's made in that time.
Speaker 2: I mean, it was an honest mistake.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I know, I get that. I'm just I'm kind
Speaker 5: of like over it, like at this point.
Speaker 1: Like, I'm I think you're being a little bit too
Speaker 1: judgmental because you're hungry and what you need is another man,
Speaker 1: I think, So I think you could get another mouth.
Speaker 1: You're gonna see what a great guy Connor is. And
Speaker 1: we'd like to put that maple bar in there and
Speaker 1: send you on another date.
Speaker 4: I'll just say, Renee, I am terrible remembering faces.
Speaker 5: And yeah, but it was It's not even about that.
Speaker 5: It was the exact same date. It was the exact
Speaker 5: same conversation.
Speaker 1: Yeah. But it's like a movie that you love so
Speaker 1: much you just want to watch it over.
Speaker 5: Yeah. It's actually nothing like that, though.
Speaker 1: And I still think you should give another shot, and
Speaker 1: this time you can do a totally different place, a
Speaker 1: whole new conversation. He'll ask about your favorite exercise activity, Connor.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean, all right, there you go.
Speaker 2: Not a really strong argument.
Speaker 1: It's a yes from Connor. Renee, what do you say?
Speaker 5: I wish you nothing but the best, Connor. But like
Speaker 5: I'm I don't want to ghost you the way you
Speaker 5: ghosted me. So I'm just going to tell you straight
Speaker 5: up that I'm not interested.
Speaker 3: Okay, dude, I mean, hopefully three and a half years
Speaker 3: from now, she'll forget about this. We can try again.
Speaker 1: Set alarm, buddy, You'll be in here for you. It's
Speaker 1: brooking Jeffrey in the morning.